Anyone want to practice English?

Hey everyone!
I'm from Australia. I've been using 2chan a lot recently.

Anyway, I'm really bored!
So does anyone want to post in this thread in English with me?

Introduce yourself!

ちなみに、分からないことあったら日本語もOKです！ :D

□ English板は、英語に関する情報交換と学問的な議論の場所です。
□ 投稿する前によく読みましょう-「２ちゃんねる初心者のためのページ」も参考にしてください。
　▽新規スレッドを立てる前に、重複スレッドがないか、「スレッド一覧」でご確認しましょう。
　　・検索方法は、ブラウザの「Ctrl ＋ F」(Windows)・「コマンドﾞ + F」(Mac)。
　▽推奨スレッド
　　・ENGLISH板で迷ったら→英語板総合案内Map
　　・英語に関する単発の質問→スレッド立てるまでもない質問スレッドhttp://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1153044169/
□ お約束 (ローカルルール)
　▽書き込む前に「２ちゃんねるガイド」を読み、２ちゃんねるのルールを確認しましょう。
　▽「単発的な質問」や「既存のスレッドと似た内容」で新規スレッドを立てるのはやめよう。
　　・検索や過去ログを活用してね。

Hey Native speakers! Come and help us! Part 3
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1172797189/l50
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 80
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1172645174/l50
English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART �I
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1119087516/l50
Debate in English (英語で討論)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121077647/l50
Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121001818/l50
Verbal Battle in English (英語で口喧嘩)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1123440264/l50
∵Dear　☆英語で日記を書こう�U☆　Diary∵
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1059537921/l50
英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/l50
英語で今日の気分を表現するスレ
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/l50
雑談スレッド Part 16
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1145686643/l50

>>1
いくら口語調でも、文法的に突っ込み所満載だな。
本当にオーストラリア人か？

>3
本当ですよ。信じなくてもいいですけどね。

>>1
どうすればThomas Pynchonを味読できるだけの英語力を付けること
ができるのか、教えて下さい

>>4
>>1の英語が恥ずかしくないか？

>>5
僕は英語教師じゃないんですから、そんなことはよく分かりませんね。

でも、そういう本はきっとかなり難しい英語いっぱい入ってるから、すごい英語力が必要だとおもいます。
僕にでも読みにくいかもしれません。ｗｗ

最近オーストラリアから帰国した日本人でした。

>>6

恥ずかしいって．．．？

僕の英語はよくないってこと？

>>8

How long were you in Australia?

>>１

オーストラリアで若者が使う言葉だが、下のAを訳してみてよ。

Q「最近調子どうよ？」
A「絶好調だよ」

>11
行くぞ

How's ya been lately?
Sweet as, mate!

□ English板は、英語に関する情報交換と学問的な議論の場所です。
□ 投稿する前によく読みましょう-「２ちゃんねる初心者のためのページ」も参考にしてください。
　▽新規スレッドを立てる前に、重複スレッドがないか、「スレッド一覧」でご確認しましょう。
　　・検索方法は、ブラウザの「Ctrl ＋ F」(Windows)・「コマンドﾞ + F」(Mac)。
　▽推奨スレッド
　　・ENGLISH板で迷ったら→英語板総合案内Map
　　・英語に関する単発の質問→スレッド立てるまでもない質問スレッドhttp://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1153044169/
□ お約束 (ローカルルール)
　▽書き込む前に「２ちゃんねるガイド」を読み、２ちゃんねるのルールを確認しましょう。
　▽「単発的な質問」や「既存のスレッドと似た内容」で新規スレッドを立てるのはやめよう。
　　・検索や過去ログを活用してね。

Hey Native speakers! Come and help us! Part 3
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1172797189/l50
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 80
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1172645174/l50
English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART �I
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1119087516/l50
Debate in English (英語で討論)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121077647/l50
Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121001818/l50
Verbal Battle in English (英語で口喧嘩)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1123440264/l50
∵Dear　☆英語で日記を書こう�U☆　Diary∵
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1059537921/l50
英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/l50
英語で今日の気分を表現するスレ
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/l50
雑談スレッド Part 16
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1145686643/l50

>>１
How do you call the original inhabitants of Australia?

>>12
若者はよく「okey-doey」と言うだけどね。

>>12
Oh great, the bogans have infiltrated the internet

>>14
Aboriginies

>>15
「okey-doey」じゃなくて「okey-dokey」でしょう？
最近はそんな言葉よく使わないんですよ。

「yeah, dude」とか「sure, man」とか「KK」使いますよ。

>>16

Nice, I see we have a feelow Aussie using 2ch. Unless you're just someone skilled at Australian english...

Anyway yeah, I went a little overboard with the Australianisms there, so it did come out a little bogany. Meh :P

毛唐が２ｃｈにスレたてるんじゃねーよ！！
特に元罪人の島の人間が偉そうにするんじゃねーよ！！

>>19

こちらこそよろしくお願いします　＾＾

So where abouts in Australia are you from?

>>21
Hobart, Tasmania.

TasmanianDevil is a cute small animal desipite its fearful name.
Why and who named it like that ?

Yeah, that's a good question. I don't know the answer :P

Maybe because it makes a terrible sound?

Have you heard it before?

I thought we killed all the Tasmanian devils... or was that the
Tasmanian tiger. We preserved the last one in a jar of alcohol.

The most fearsome creature in Australia would have to be a dropbear.

>>25
Yeah it was the Tasmanian tiger that was wiped out, there are still plent of devils around.

..drop... bear?
Explain :P

>>26
Dropbears are among Australia's deadliest creatures, almost as
dangerous as the American hoop snake. They look like koalas, but
are about twice the size of a normal koala, and are carnivorous.

People rarely have any photographs of them because they generally
can't get close enough to take a photo. There is a clause in most
travel insurance companies in Australia that explicitly states that
their insurance does not cover cameras in the bush, as dropbears
will attack people if provoked by flashes.

The reason why "vegemite" is so popular in Australia is because
dropbears can't stand it. Most Aussies wear vegemite on their face
or behind their eyes while walking out in the bush. A new study
has shown that wearing forks in your hair also intimidates dropbears.

Take caution when in Australia! Don't become another statistic of dropbears!

It even has a wikipedia article! It HAS to be real!
ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dropbear

>>27
Oh I forgot to mention dropbears are called dropbears because they
attack by dropping out of trees on top of you.

>>28

BWAHAHA. That's the funniest thing I've read all night. Bravo.

I'll be smearing the vegemite on thick next time I head off to do the shopping. ;)

Well done. It was interesting. lol

□ English板は、英語に関する情報交換と学問的な議論の場所です。
□ 投稿する前によく読みましょう-「２ちゃんねる初心者のためのページ」も参考にしてください。
　▽新規スレッドを立てる前に、重複スレッドがないか、「スレッド一覧」でご確認しましょう。
　　・検索方法は、ブラウザの「Ctrl ＋ F」(Windows)・「コマンドﾞ + F」(Mac)。
　▽推奨スレッド
　　・ENGLISH板で迷ったら→英語板総合案内Map
　　・英語に関する単発の質問→スレッド立てるまでもない質問スレッドhttp://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1153044169/
□ お約束 (ローカルルール)
　▽書き込む前に「２ちゃんねるガイド」を読み、２ちゃんねるのルールを確認しましょう。
　▽「単発的な質問」や「既存のスレッドと似た内容」で新規スレッドを立てるのはやめよう。
　　・検索や過去ログを活用してね。

Hey Native speakers! Come and help us! Part 3
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1172797189/l50
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 80
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1172645174/l50
English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART �I
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1119087516/l50
Debate in English (英語で討論)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121077647/l50
Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121001818/l50
Verbal Battle in English (英語で口喧嘩)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1123440264/l50
∵Dear　☆英語で日記を書こう�U☆　Diary∵
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1059537921/l50
英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/l50
英語で今日の気分を表現するスレ
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/l50
雑談スレッド Part 16
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1145686643/l50

>>1
>>2を訳してください！
からかってるんじゃなくて本気です！！

>>32
Do it by yourself first, then ask what you couldn't do.

>>33
I wasn't able to translate all of them.
So tell me your answer.

>>32
訳してくださいって．．．>>2は日本語じゃないんですか．．．？？？

>>35
英語にってことだとおもふけど…

なんでそんなものを英語に訳して欲しい？？

　＿＿＿＿　　　 ＿＿＿＿　.　　 ＿＿＿＿
　|Japan's |　　　 |Roh.Moo|　　　 |The US's|
　|fault！　|∧∧ |.Hyun！ |∧∧ |fault！.　|∧∧　　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　.〃￣￣∩`Д´>〃￣￣∩`Д´>〃￣￣∩`Д´> ＜　Unanimously it is not our fault！
　　　　 　ヾ.　 　）　　　　　ヾ.　 　）　　 　　　ヾ.　 　）.　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼
　＼　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 ＼
　　 |￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣　|
　　 | 　　　　　　　　　　IT'S YOUR FAULT COMMITTEE.　　　　　　　　　　|
　　 |　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 |
　＼|　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 |

■Korean Residents in Japan Time Line
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Introduction of zainichi Koreans' historical trail and related cases
ttp://www.geocities.co.jp/HeartLand-Apricot/9959/nenpyou.html
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
・1865　Japan pried open closed Korea at that time.
・1894〜1895　Japan fought Japanese-Sino war to stop Qing from taking Korea for a tributary
　　　　　　　　　　and from interfering in Korea, and won.
・1904〜1905　Japan fought Japanese-Russo war because Russia asked to vacate the area at
　　　　　　　　　　a latitude of 39 degrees and upper north, and won.
・1909　Hirobumi Ito was assassinated by a Korean.
・1910　Japan-Korea Annexation Treaty conclusion. Since this year about one million Koreans
　　　　　had come to Japan for jobs until 1939. The treaty lasted until 1945.
・1920　Population of widely resident Koreans in Japan grew rapidly and they caused a lot of
　　　　　troubles with their neighbors. → "Travel restriction of Koreans" was implemented.
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾

・1939　World War II outbreak
　　　　　About 200 illegal Korean immigrants a month kept being arrested in only Fukuoka pref.
　　　　　　　　　　　 ＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾＾
　　　　　At this point about one million Korean residents in Japan.
・1944　1944/9〜1945/3　Period of recruitment of Korean soldiers and labors under national
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　mobilization law and national recruitment low, that is so called
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　compulsive recruitment by Koreans. Very short period and amount
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　of recruited Koreans is small. This had already been applied to
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Japanese as far as 1939.
　　　　　1944/12〜1948/8/15　"Travel restriction of Koreans" was abolished and a massive
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　amount of Koreans flooded into Japan.
・1945　World War II termination; About two million Korean residents in Japan
　　　　　Number of Koreans that had increased since 1939 was 700 thousand and they came
　　　　　personally with their own will for jobs. Rest 300 thousand were recruited for Japanese
　　　　　industries or engineering enterprises.
・1945/8〜1946/3　After the war 1.4 million Koreans who desired to go back to Korea, were
　　　　　　　　　　　　　sent back by Japanese government.
　　　　　　610 thousand Koreans refused to to back and stayed with their own will.
　　　　　　They were the root of current Korean residents; only 245 among them were
　　　　　　recruited by government or companies.

＿＿＿＿_
|WANTED.|
|BIG PAY.|　　　　　[dad] 　　[girl]　　[mom]
|←brothel|　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　8888
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　　　||　　　　　 　 ┏┗　　　 ┗┗　　┏┗ 三
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿_
|WANTED.|　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＿＿＿＿_
|BIG PAY.|　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　[dad] 　　　|. MANIAC |
|←brothel|　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　. �I　.|.brothel.→|
￣￣||￣￣　　　　　　　　　　　三　　┏< ｀∀´>┛　 ￣　||￣￣
　　　||　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　三　┛3.6in┓　　　　 .||
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＿＿＿＿_
　　　　　　　　　　　[dad] 　　　　　　|. MANIAC |　　[grandmom]
　　　　　　　　 �I　　　　。゜・゜ 　　　|.brothel.→|　　　 88888
　　　　　　　　 ┗<｀Д´；>┓ 三　　 ￣￣||￣￣　 ━<｀∀´;;>┓
　　　　　　　　　　┏┗　 三.　　　　　　　 .||　　　　　　┏┗
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
〜60 years later〜　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　fake Japanese
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　ChineseVietnamese residents
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ex Korean in JPN　　　↓
＿＿＿＿＿_＿　　 [Asahi]　　[ex girl]　[NYT Onishi] [Mike Hyundai]
|←JPN GOV'T|　　　　　　　　　@@@@　　　　(CCP support)
￣￣￣||￣￣￣ ┗（@∀@）┳<｀∀´;;>┳<｀∀´> ┳（ ｀ハ´ 　 ）┓ 三 ←Here they are now
　　　　 ||　　　　　 　 ┏┗　　　　┗┗　 ┏3.6in┗　 　┏ ┗ 三
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

★☆★ CHANGES IN REPORTS ABOUT WAR-TIME PROSTITUTES ★☆★


　　　　 _,,,,,＿ Get your ass over here!!
　　　 ⊥_o＿|　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ∧＿∧
　　　 （Д´ #） ＿∧。・゜Aigoo　　　　　　　 （ @∀@）＜ Constituted authorities kidnapped girls.
　 　 　 |： 　ヽ,)´Д｀>し　　　　　　　　　　　(m9Asahiつ
　 　 　 |=== ）　　　ヽ　　　　　　　　　　　　　 人　　Ｙ　彡
　　　　 し｀ヽ,) ヽ　 _フフ ))＝＝＝zzzzzz　　レ' （＿）
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣


　　　　　　　Get your ass over here!!
　　　　 ∧_∧　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ∧＿∧
　　　 <Д´ﾒ > ＿∧。・゜Aigoo　　　　　　　 （ @∀@）＜ Whore brokers kidnapped girls.
　 　 　 |　　ヽ,)´Д｀>し　.　　　　　　　　　　(m9Asahiつ　（ broad coerced abduction ）
　 　 　 |=== ）　　　ヽ　　　　　　　　　　　　　 人　　Ｙ　彡
　　　　 し｀ヽ,) ヽ　 _フフ ))＝＝＝zzzzzz　　レ' （＿）
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣


　　　　 _,,,,,＿
　　 　⊥_o＿|　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ∧＿∧
　　　 （Д｀ ；）88888　Hey boy !　 　 　　　　（；∩Д∩＜ Nature of the issue is not whether
　 　 　 |：　ヽ,)∀´0゜> Stop by !　　　　　　　/ ノAsaノ　　　　or not they kidnapped girls.
　 　 　 |=== ）斤y斤ヽ　　　　　　　　　　　　 （＿,　) ）　　　　　　　　　　　　↑
　　　　 し｀ヽ,) ヽ　 _フフ ))＝＝＝zzzzzz　　　 しし'　　　　　　　　Here they are now.
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

＼We never hesitate to be given one million tons of food.／
　 ￣￣￣￣￣V￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　∧nk∧
　　 ~~・━⊂<｀∀´ｲ >⊃-、
　　　　 ／／beggerノ::　／／|
　　　　 |:::|/（￣　ヽノ:::::::|::::|／|
　　 ／￣（＿_）￣￣ .／|　| 　.|
　／　旦　／三／ ／　 .|__|／
　|￣￣￣￣￣￣│
　| ＿＿＿　　　　│
　 |::::::::::::::::|　shoot!
＿|☆☆☆|＿
　（::::::::::::＃）ｙ━・~~
　（:::::::::::　　）

　　 　　,,.---v―--､＿　　　　　　　We Japanese help each other when we have problems.
　　　,.イ"　|　/ / ／　／~`'''ー-､ 　If enemies apologize, we will forgive them because
　　/／~`ヾ､;;;;ソ'''''''ヾ､　　　,.ヽ　ヽ they have apologized. We get along by doing so.
　/:,:'　　　　　　　...　　ゞ　彡　彡､ﾉ）
　!/　　~`ー'",..- ...　　　〉　　　　　!(　But "THAT RACE" is different from us.
i　　￣~`　　　　　　　　!　　彡　　|ノ　Once we apologize, they exploit our feelings
,i　,.- ､　ゝ " '"　~ ~`　 ヾ　,,--､ |　　and we are going to wind up apologizing forever.
/　　　　　　　　　＿　　　　ヾ"ｒ∂|;!　But they take it for granted.
ヾ` '⌒` ;::　　　"~　~`　彡　　r ﾉ/　 To apologize to avoid troubles should be done
i　　　　ノ　　　　　　　　　　　_,,.:'　　　to only Japanese, or "THAT RACE" will exploit
ヽ　ノ"( ､_,..:ｰ'"ヽ､ : : :　　 ,i /　　　　our feelings and force us,
　ヽ、　,.　::　::　　ヽ　 　 　 ノ:|ﾗ:)`ヽ、"Give him an inch and he'll take a yard".
　　 ヽ、`''''"""''''" '　 ,,..-'" ／/　　 ＼At last our Japan will be overthrown.

hey i'm from australia too, but i'm a pure jap.
so how long you've been living in Hobart & how did you learn english?

i'd never been to Tasmania but am plannning to go around there after HSC.
does Tasmania have a similar system of HSC(higher school certificate)?

=45
i mean 'how did you learn jap?
you sounds(your writing looks) like native

ttp://youtube.com/watch?v=VtHsjK-a1FE

< ｀Д´>　When I do a bad thing, I say "I'm a Japanese".
　ALL　　 cheering and clapping
< ｀Д´>　Always.
< ｀O´ >　If we step on someone's foot,
　ALL　　 "Sumimaseng" : "Excuse me" in Japanese
< ´Ａ｀ >　?????
< ｀∀´>　It's a small patriotism, isn't it ?
< ｀Ａ´ >　Yeah small..............

>>47
Wrong observation.
Japanese never say "sumimasen" or "excuse me" when stepping on
someone's foot, lol

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Hey Native speakers! Come and help us! Part 3
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1172797189/l50
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 81
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1174639902/l50
English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART �I
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1119087516/l50
Debate in English (英語で討論)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121077647/l50
Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121001818/l50
Verbal Battle in English (英語で口喧嘩)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1123440264/l50
∵Dear　☆英語で日記を書こう�U☆　Diary∵
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1059537921/l50
英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/l50
英語で今日の気分を表現するスレ
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/l50
雑談スレッド Part 16
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1145686643/l50

【 Street interview in the USA 】

( 1 )　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　( 2 ) 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　( 3 )

（　・⊇・）Are you a Chinese?　　（　・⊇・）Are you a Japanese?　　（　・⊇・）Are you a Korean?

　∧∧　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧
／ 支＼　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　／ 支＼　　　　　　　　　　.　　　　　　／ 支＼
(　 ｀ハ´)「Yes」　　　　　.　　　　　 (　 ｀ハ´)「Yes」　　　　　　　　.　 　　 (　 ｀ハ´)「No」

..∧＿∧　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧
(　 ´∀｀)「No」　　　　　　　　　　　(　 ´∀｀)「Yes」　　　　　　.　　　　　　 (　 ´∀｀)「No」

..∧＿∧　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧
<丶｀Д´>「No」　　　　　　　　　　 <丶｀Д´>「Yes」　　　　　　　　　　　　<丶｀Д´>「No」
　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Something is strange.
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　There's no Korean here......

　　　　　　　　　_,.．-ｰ―--､.
　　　　　 　 .ィ'´　　　　　　　｀''=、
.　　 　 　 ,/　　　_,; =--=､.,,　 　 `i、
　　　　　 i´　　r´　　　　　 ｀`-、　？
.　　　　 ,i　　/´ ,__　　　　　　　`i 　 l
　　　　 l　　i´,;'''¨''`‐　　　,＿ 　:| 　 |
　　　　,i　　i　 ﾋ‐・=､i 　 ´,.､.._｀;､|.　 |
　　 　 `i　. i,　　￣´ﾉ:　 ´`'’‐` l　　l　　Shin Sugok
　　　　 `l　l.　　ノ(__/　_,ヽ、　　i´）,i　
　　　　　ヽ i　　､‐--､..,,__ `ー j 「　　　Lately everywhere I complained to Japanese,
　　　　 ,;''"ヽ,　 ｀ヾ,三_ソ'　 ノ　　　　 they said, "Get out of Japan" or "Go back where you belong".
　.,,.;:''"´ll　i　`ヽ、　　 　 ,.ィ´　　　　　 Then, "Yes I've got it. I'll take all Koreans away with me.
.ィ´　 　 i i `;, 　 `ー‐ ''"/‐ ､;　　　　　And the Emperor too.", I retorted. But I think twice about it.
: 　　　　 ヽゝ l、 ヽ　　 /　i 、 ｀`''=､_　That guy doesn't work at all. Hahahaha.

　　　　　But Kim Yeon Ah's bronze medal, considered well,
　　　　　is worth more than a gold medal.
　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
// // //／::　<　　 ＿,ノ｀' 、ヽ､＿　ノ 　;;;ヽ　　,へ､　　　　　　　　／＾i
///// /::::　 　　　　＼ ｀ヽ) ( ´ ／　　　　　;;|　　| \〉｀ヽ-―ー--<　〈\ |
// ///:::　　　　　（ (　/　　　　ヽ) ）+　　　 　;| 　7 　　 , -- 、, ---　、　ヽ
/ / ／:::　　　　+　 ) ）|~￣￣~.|（ (　 　　　　 ;＼/　 / 　＼､i, ,ノ　 　 ヽ　　ヽ
/／::　　　　 　　　（ (||||! i: |||! !| |) ）　 　.　　　;;;;＼ （-=・=-　 -=・=- 　）　　|　Just easy !
/＼::::　　　　　+　　 U | |||| !! !!||| :U　　　 　;;; ;;;／<　　/ ▼　ヽ　　　　>　　、
///＼:::::　　　 　　　| |!!||l ll|| !! !!| | 　　　;;;;;;／彡彡　　(_／＼__)　　ミミミ　ヽ
// / ヽ:::::　　 　 　　| !　|| |　||!!|　　　　;;;;;;/⌒⌒⌒＼　 （___ノ　　　　 　ミミ彳ﾍ
// // ゝ::::::::　:　　　| ｀ー----−'　|＿_／/ / / /⊂) 　 ヽ-- 　__＿／　　　＼

　　　　∧＿∧ ・・・・・・・・・・・・・
　 　　< ｀Д´ >　　　　 ∧＿∧
　　　／ 　　　＼　　　 < ｀Д´ > 　・・・・・・・・・・・・・
＿＿| |　　　　| |＿ 　 /　　　 ヽ、
||＼　￣￣￣￣　　 ／ .|　　　|　|
||＼＼　=(´∀｀)　(⌒＼|_＿./ ./
||　 ＼＼　=(´∀｀) ~＼___＿_ノ|
.　　 　＼＼　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＼　
.　　　　　＼||　　　　　　＿＿＿＿|| 　　　　／ "I don't think you'd better sticking to
.　　　　 　　||￣￣￣｜＼＿＿＿＿＼　／　　 the nationality in a foreign country."
.　　　　　 　||　　　　　|　｜.======== | 　　　 "I want overseas Koreans to contribute
　　　　　　　　　　　＿|　 |oo.======= |　＼　　to the societies they belong."
　　　　　　　　　　　|＼＼|＿＿＿＿＿|＼　＼
　　　　　　　　　　　|　|￣　 ZAINICHI￣￣|
　　　　　　　　　　　|　| KOREAN KIMCHI |

Is there Korean who want to behave as Japanese?

Though these guys say the same,
they are exact opposite in intention.

　 ∧＿∧ 　　
　( 　´∀｀) 　I will be happy to do what others don't like to do !
　（　　 　） 　　
　｜ ｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

　　∧＿∧
　 <丶｀∀´>　I will pe happy to do what ojerje don't like to do !
　/ ∪　∪ 　
　し―-J　

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*Watch "Dolphin Massacre In Japan" on YouTube.

*The Japanese eat dolphins (endangered species) for sushi & sashimi.

*They bleed dolphins for slow & excruciatingly PAINFUL death (lasting up to 10 min.) because when the body is in pain, it releases adrenaline, which makes the meat more tasty.

*They love to eat raw horse meat, so they do the same thing to millions of horses. (Many of the horses are stolen pets from Europe & US)

Japanese method: more PAIN = more adrenaline = more TASTY
-------------------------------------------------------------

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*Watch "Dog Massacre In Korea" on YouTube.

*The Koreans eat dogs ( man's friend everywhere around the world ) for dog stew.

*They beat dogs for slow & excruciatingly PAINFUL death (lasting up to 10 min.) because when the body is in pain, it releases adrenaline, which makes the meat more tasty.

*They love to eat well boiled dog meat, so they do the same thing to millions of dogs. (Many of the dogs are stolen pets from their neighbors)

Korean method: more PAIN = more adrenaline = more TASTY
-------------------------------------------------------------

犬ってそんなにうまいのか?

　　━━━∩━━━━━━━━━━┓
　　　　　 / /　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　┃
　　　　　/ / .∧∧
　　　　 （ （ ／支＼
　　　　　＼（ ｀ハ´ ）　　Spread around dolphin eating by Japan !!!!!!
　　　　　 　）　　 　 ~｀)　Got it dog eater ?
　　　　　 　|　 　 　/ /
　　　　　 　|∧＿とノ
　　　　　f´< ｀Д´ >｀ヽ　Yes Mr. baby eater !
　　　　(　／　 ∩ rヽ)>　）
　　　　＼| l｀.-.|l|┏U━
　　.　　と| | ┏|||┛（＿つ
　.　　 ━（ﾉ┛ |l|
.　　　　　　　　.U

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└┤│││││┌───―┐　 　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 ´||｀| Click !
　 └┤│││││.Λ＿Λ　 .| KOREANS SNEAKED IN.　　　　│ Click !
　 　 └┤││││<=( ´∀｀). | UNTIL APOLOGY AND REPA-　|　 Click !
　 　 　 └┤│││（　　　　）　| RATION,　NO ONE CAN QUIT.　.|　　Click !
　 　 　 　 └┤│└────┘　　　　 　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　｜　　Click !
　 　 　 　 　 └┤ 　 　　　　　　　[APOLOGY]　[REPARATION]　｜　　 Click !
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┏━━━━━━━━━┓
┃ 　 　 　　 　 　 　 　 　 ┃
┃ 　 　 　　 　 　 　 　 　 ┃
┃ 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　人┃
┗━━━━━━━━━┛
I got butterflies in 　　　　　　　　　　,一-、　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
my stomach.　∧_,,∧　　　　 　 　　/￣　l |　　 |　Those who think Korea has been contributing to the world,
　　　　　　　　< ；｀∀´>　 　　　　 　■■-っ　＜　　　　　　press the button !
　 　　　　　　 /　　　 ヽ 　　 　　 　　´∀｀/ 　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　 　 |　|　<ヽ |　　 　　 ＿_／|Ｙ/＼.
　　　　　　　　|　| 　＼）　 　 Ё|＿_　 | /　　|
　　　　　　 ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

┏━━━━━━━━━┓
┃　 　 　 　 　 ┏━┓ 　┃
┃　 　 　 　 　 ┃ 　┃ 　┃
┃　 　 　 　 　 ┗━┛人┃
┗━━━━━━━━━┛
　　　　　　　Hwabyung！　　　　　　　,一-、
　　　　　　　　 ∧,,_∧　　　　　　　　 /￣　l |　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　 　 �煤@ <｀Д´# >　 　 　 　 　 ■■-っ　＜　No body is supposed to be thinking like that !
　 　　　　　　 /　　　 ヽ 　　 　　 　　´∀｀/ 　　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　 　 |　|　　 | |　　　 　 ＿_／|Ｙ/＼.
　　　　　　　　l m　　ヽm　　.Ё|＿_　 | /　　|
　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

マジレスだが、愛国厨は掲示板に罵倒落書きするよりもっと政治的に効果的な方法を
取ったほうが良いのではないか？

No one in 2ch.net can take it into action.

Though these guys say the same,
they are exact opposite in intention.

　 ∧＿∧ 　　
　( 　´∀｀) 　I like dogs !
　（　　 　） 　　
　｜ ｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

　　∧＿∧
　 <丶｀∀´>　I like dogs !
　/ ∪　∪ 　
　し―-J

Though these guys say the same,
they are exact opposite in intention.

　 ∧＿∧ 　　
　( 　´∀｀) 　Let's get together and do our best !
　（　　 　） 　　
　｜ ｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

　　∧＿∧
　 <丶｀∀´>　Let's get togejer and do our best !
　/ ∪　∪ 　
　し―-J

Listen to me carefully, you Chokbali Japaneje.
　　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　<｀д´>
　　　　　　　　(|　y |)

You don't understand the Asian mind.

　　　mind 心　 < ｀д´>　　亜 Asia
　　　　　　　＼／|　y |＼／

When Asia and mind get togejer as one,

　　　　　　　　< ｀д´>　心　　亜 Asia
　　　　　　　　(＼／＼／ mind

・・・・・・・・。

　 　　　　　　 <｀д´ >
　　evil 悪＿／|　y |

I can't read a Chineje character.

　　　　　　　 <｀д´ >　　 Throw thish away !
　　　　　　　　(|　y |＼
　　　　　　　　　　　　　ヾ悪 evil

□ English板は、英語に関する情報交換と学問的な議論の場所です。
□ 投稿する前によく読みましょう-「２ちゃんねる初心者のためのページ」も参考にしてください。
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　　・ENGLISH板で迷ったら→英語板総合案内Map
　　・英語に関する単発の質問→スレッド立てるまでもない質問スレッドhttp://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1153044169/
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Hey Native speakers! Come and help us! Part 3
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1172797189/l50
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 81
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1174639902/l50
English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART �I
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1119087516/l50
Debate in English (英語で討論)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121077647/l50
Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121001818/l50
Verbal Battle in English (英語で口喧嘩)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1123440264/l50
∵Dear　☆英語で日記を書こう�U☆　Diary∵
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1059537921/l50
英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/l50
英語で今日の気分を表現するスレ
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/l50
雑談スレッド Part 16
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1145686643/l50

Korean people say,“Korean women were taken away to brothels by Japanese people.
There is the evidence. (1)” park6.wakwak.com/~photo/image/ianfu01.jpg
But it’s not true because they are mere advertisements saying “Wanted comfort women.
Salary of 300yen a month, and you can borrow 3000yen.”
By the way let's think about the value of yen in 1944.
www8.plala.or.jp/shinozaki/s19-1944.pdf
A policeman’s salary was around 45 yen a month then.
A policeman’s salary is around 200,000 yen a month today.
www.keishicho.metro.tokyo.jp/saiyou/keisatsu/keisatu.htm
200000÷45=about4444
In short the rate of price increase is 4444 times.
300yen×4444=1333200yen…
It’s amazing! A comfort woman’s salary was 1330,000yen in current value.
And she was allowed to borrow 13,300,000yen.
Assuming 1yen=10won, “Salary of 13,300,000won! You can borrow 133,000,000won!”
Whoever read this knows that they wanted to be hookers.
Can this be expressed as “TAKEN AWAY” ?
(1) Reference “Korean Government HP”(It has already been deleted)
www.hermuseum.go.kr/eng/exp/Experience01_2.asp

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 81
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1174639902/l50　(dat落ち)

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Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 81
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1174639988/l50

THOSE LAWS OF THAT KOREA

《 ABSOLUTE LAWS 》
THE FIRST　　LAW　In the range from an individual to a company and even a nation, who ally with Koreans will lose for certain.
THE SECOND LAW　Regarding THE FIRST LAW, when Koreans go off by themselves, only Koreans will lose.
THE THIRD　　LAW　Regarding THE FIRST LAW, who come to be hated by Koreans should be able to avoid the law,
　　　　　　　　　　　　　where the rate of possibility you can avoid it, corresponds with the level how you are hated.
THE FORTH　 LAW　Regarding THE FIRST LAW, who once break off with Koreans should be able to defeat the law.
THE FIFTH　　LAW　Regarding THE FIRST LAW, it will not be invoked on those who do business with the unilateral approach
　　　　　　　　　　　　　against Koreans.
THE SIXTH　　LAW　Regarding THE THIRD and THE FORTH LAW, who once break off with Koreans should be able to expect
　　　　　　　　　　　　　rapid recovery or uptrend in all aspects including the fortune and the achievement and so on.

《 GENERAL LAWS 》
THE FIRST　　　LAW　Everything invented or popular in Japan will be insisted as Korean or invented by Korean in some ten
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　years or even some hundred years.
THE SECOND　 LAW　Those who are popular or talented in Japan are for certain insisted as Korean residents in Japan.
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　However if Koreans hate one of them, the person should be able to avoid this law for sure.
THE THIRD　　　LAW　The more Korea is featured in a Japanese TV program, the more people stop watching it.
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　In other words how often Korea is on TV is in inverse proportion to popularity of a TV program.

THE FORTH　　 LAW　Those who call themselves Japanese domestically or overseas though nobody asks their nationalities,
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　are not likly real Japanese.
THE FIFTH　　　LAW　 All unfavorable events for Korea are shifted blame onto other countries.
THE SIXTH　　　LAW　 A Korean president: policymaker, when end of the term is close, is likely to be involved in a political
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　disorder and end up in misery.
THE SEVENTH　LAW　A Japanese in power who makes contact with Korea will be ruined within two generations.
THE EIGHTH　　 LAW　Power of those laws tends to be strengthened drastically in every sixty years.
THE NINTH　　　 LAW　Those laws are invoked even on Koreans if they have the Japanese mind.
THE TENTH　　　LAW　Those laws never be invoked even on Japanese if they have the Korean mind.
THE ELEVENTH LAW　Those who get deeply involved to that country or get symbolic as being for sort of a poster child
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　and so on, themselves become the law invokers and invoke them directly or indirectly on people who
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　contact with them.
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　As those kind of invokers come for us regardless of our wills, we are unable to avoid them in most cases.
THE TWELFTH　LAW　UN and ICJ never be affected and ruled by those laws.
THE THIRTEENTH LAW　Japanese prime minister, members of the ruling coalition and their families are not ruled by those laws
　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　even if they lose themselves in Korea.

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Members of Korean embassy who stole chikens and fought townspeople
"RECORD OF KOREAN TRIBUTE EMBASSY" in the possession of Kyoto University

ttp://photoimg.enjoyjapan.naver.com/view/enjoybbs/viewphoto/thistory/1777000/20061024116167740943042600.jpg

Rain for blaming, wind for cursing
Even snow and summer heat for envying
With strong square chin, desire is neverending
Never shutting up, loudly always shouting
Four bowls of sorghum, a lot of kimchi, a bit of gochujang a day
Money minded on everything around trying not to pay
Feeling understanding with halfway experience, in a second memory disappears
In that peninsula, by the bare mountain, from small thatched shack it appears
Finding out Takeshima in east sea, it's there to thrust a flag acting big ugly
To master in west, it's there to pay respects willingly
To dying Viet Cong in south, it's there with a gun to tell not to be scared and kill them with smiling face
To brother in north with drought and famine, it's there with modesty to pass them Japanese rice
Ordering apology for drought and reparation for summer cold
All over the world, skunk zombie is what it's called
Got no praise ever
Got no respect ever
Just like that, I've already been ever

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　　　　　　　　Korean Problem Solving Flowchart by a Canadian

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◇Free Diversified Aspects　　　Masayuki Tkayama　　Professor, Teikyo Uiversity
▼Negligence
Mr.Kun-Tsan Tsai, author of 'Taiwanese and Japanese spirit', was an army
special volunteer. He was in the deep mountain in Kyoto at the end of the
World War II.
He wrote the chaos from the end of the war to the end of the year when he
returned to Taiwan.
They became the "victory nation" overnight and were offered superfluity of food.
He made grilled rice balls for starved children.
He sometimes went "all the way to Kyoto station" to hand them out to children.
"At one time he saw the people handing out the naval thermal vests to children.
Then he talked to them and found they were Taiwanese volunteer as he was."
However Koreans, who had been in the force he had belonged, "in a group broke
into and robbed food and clothe warehouses."
"They were domineering to hit dispirited Japanese while saying they were the
victory nation."
Japanese prepared special trains for the victory nation.
An entire vehicle was provided for even a few passengers.
They, the victory nation, called a stationmaster or a person in charge when
they found a blunder by Japanese, then assaulted them by beating and kicking.
Sadanori Shimoyama, a director of the traveler bureau, was one of those were
gang bashed by them and he was seriously injured to the testicle explosion.
The repatriation program for this victory nation was done on the order of GHQ.
F.Roosevelt who had died four months before the end of the war left the will
saying "confine all Japanese in four islands and destroy them".
As they wanted to destroy only Japanese, unrelated people as Koreans etc. had
to be banished.
At this time all Koreans who had come to Japan by so called "requisition" were
supposed to return to there country. However in fact all of them did not return.

Hogyu Lim wrote how they were in those days in 'The third country poeple's
commercial code'.
"The third country people is a word that indicates Koreans in Japan during prewar
and postwar days. Most of them dreamed the success in Japan and came across the
sea during the period of confusion before and after the World War II."
Their occupations were "from what they were able to get cash such as salvage,
pachinko or so called Turkish bath etc."
Another important cash business was a crime syndicate.
The story of N.Zapetti who ruled the dark world of postwar days started selling
chewing gums is described in 'Tokyo under world'.
In this story, Japanese rejected chewing gums which were not their preference.
He tied up with a crime syndicate and made them threaten storekeepers to sell
gums. Therefore the chewing gum culture was established in Japan.
This crime syndicate was Toseikai that grew up rapidly after the war and its all
members were Koreans.
There are about 500,000 Korean residents now in Japan.
1650 among them are in prison. This number follows to that of Chinese in prison
which is 2000 among total 250,000 people.
The rate of Koreans receiving public assistance is 48 per 1000 people.
Compared with the rate of Japanese that is 12 per 1000 people, it's as much as
four times higher.
They came to Japan with success dreams but are now nothing but a trouble.
To deal with the increasing crimes by foreigners, the Ministry of Justice issues
a "residence card" in which a person's name and address etc. are written in
an IC. However, according to the report from Asahi Shimbun, "Koreans are not
included" in those "foreigners".
I receive an impression as "Ploughing the field and forgetting the seeds" from
that. Korean residents in Japan are given shameless preferential treatments that
are not given to any other foreigners.

For instance, if foreigners except Koreans are arrested for prostitutions, drugs
or crimes that lead to one or more years of penal servitude, they will be
immediately exiled. But a Korean resident is an exception.
Only they are not be exiled as long as they have not commited crimes that lead to
the seven or more years of penal servitude as homicide.
They explain the reason for this is their history.
In plain words, Japan owes them because they are descendants of kidnapped people.
Thus they take this preferential treatment for granted.
However, the kidnap by army is a fabrication made up by Kyungsik Park.
They are the descendants of people who came to Japan before and after the war,
and squatted as Hogyu Lim described.
There is no reason that they are distinguished from other foreigners and receive
preferential treatment at all.
But sensible Japanese did not say anything small-minded.
I compromise only Koreans who received the penalty of seven or more years of
penal servitude must be exiled.
Then how many Koreans have been exiled since the age Toseikai was active behind
the scenes ?
We have often seen, in newspapers, Korean names following "John Doe whose real
name is".
Expecting large number of criminals have been exiled, I asked the Ministry of
Justice of the exact number.
However the answer was, "The number of exiled Koreans since soon after the war
until now is zero because the minister has never stamped for approval."
Though it's well known that Seiken Sugiura refused the signature for execution,
I didn't know any Justice Ministers had not banished Korean felons.
Isn't this the bigger security concern in Japan than to refuse an execution ?

Though these guys sing the same song,
they are exact opposite in intention.

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　( 　´∀｀)　We are the world ♪
　（　　 　） 　We are the children ♪
　｜ ｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

　　∧＿∧
　 <丶｀∀´>　We are the world ♪
　/ ∪　∪　　We are the children ♪
　し―-J

An online economic newspaper e-today reported on the 25th that single South Korean men
performed 'Naked body check' on women while they chose their brides in Vietnam and the
men's behaviors were taken up as a big issue in the locale.
According to an English version of a local newspaper "Young people" issued on that day,
some of South Korean men who had arrived at Ho Chi Minh City Vietnam met 66 young
Vietnamese women with a view to marriage in the middle of this month.
These women were introduced to men by a local marriage broker.
At this time South Korean men surprisingly performed so called roguish 'Naked body check'
on Vietnamese women. Though there were the cases local unlawful marriage brokers received
the high referral fee and set up "Group meeting for marriage" for single men from oversea
and troubles were caused, this is the first time the disgraceful behavior like this 'Naked body
check' was discovered. The Vietnamese police reportedly arrested two South Koreans on the
site in relation to the case. As such a case was reported through media, local people are
violently repulsing it and the newspapers wrote that depending on circumstances even the
damage on the national image would be concerned.
Earlier at the beginning of this month, South Korean men were arrested in Ho Chi Minh City
while choosing brides out of 118 Vietnamese women at an illegal marriage meeting, and were
sentenced to a fine. However there are still shameless people committing such a crime as usual.
Hankook Ilbo

Juche Idea rampant in Japan Teachers' Union
The Juche Idea (also Juche Sasang or Chuch'e; pronounced /t?ut??e/ in Korean, approximately
"joo-cheh") is the official state ideology of North Korea and the political system based on it.
Kim Jong-il has explained that the doctrine is a component part of Kimilsungism,
after its founder Kim Il-sung.
The core principle of the Juche ideology since the 1970s has been that "man is the master of
everything and decides everything".
The official biography Kim Il Sung by Baik Bong had previously described this as saying
that the masters of the North Korean revolution are the Workers' Party of Korea and
the Korean people, who must remake themselves under the leadership of the WPK.
Juche literally means "main body" or "subject"; it has also been translated in North Korean
sources as "independent stand" and the "spirit of self-reliance".

Though these guys say the same,
they are exact opposite in intention.

　 ∧＿∧ 　　
　( 　´∀｀)　Once we decide to do or die,
　（　　 　） 　we can do anything !
　｜ ｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

　　∧＿∧
　 <丶｀∀´>　Once we decide to do or die,
　/ ∪　∪　　 we can do anything !
　し―-Ｊ

What the heck ! Again Korean dog eaters tried to sneak in.
It's hard to guess why they always try that despite the hatered
against the Japanese !

Mass smuggling of illegal immigrants:
11 Koreans on a fishing boat at the fishing port, Nishi-ku, Fukuoka City

At about 3:17AM on 28th, a sixty year old man who was near saw
suspicious people who landed from the fishing boat at Nishinoura fishing
port in Nishiura, Nishi-ku, Fukuoka City and called 110.
Fukuoka prefectural police searched around there, discovered and
detained eleven people: five men and six women, who are possibly
South Koreans and a Japanese man who was a driver to let them flee.
These eight men and women including a Japanese man were arrested on
the suspicion of violating the Immigration Control Law.
The police are investigating these people as the smuggling of illegal
immigrants. These eleven people are in their twenties to fifties according
to the west station of the Fukuoka prefectural police.
Six of them were caught in to the minivan on the road in Yokohama in
the same district. The Japanese man who was in the car is suspected
to be there to pick up other people. Remained five people were
discovered while having lurked around the fishing port.
All of them are lightly attired. Their passports of South Korea were
confirmed not to be counterfeit and some of them reportedly have the
note of South Korea. At Nishinoura fishing port, as some ten people who
seemed to be the stowaways were witnessed to land on early morning
of 18th, and the police doubts the series of cases as possible continuous
stowing away and investigating the background of the case.
【 Takeshi Kinoshita 】
Mainichi news 14:00 04/28/2007

Though these guys say the same,
they are exact opposite in intention.

　 ∧＿∧ 　　
　( 　´∀｀)　Korean residents in Japan
　（　　 　）　 should go back to your country !
　｜ ｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

　　∧＿∧
　 <丶｀∀´>　Korean residents in Japan
　/ ∪　∪　　should go back to your country !
　し―-Ｊ

Though these guys say the same,
they are exact opposite in intention.

　 ∧＿∧ 　　
　( 　´∀｀)　We create the history !
　（　　 　）
　｜ ｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

　　∧＿∧
　 <丶｀∀´>　We create the history !
　/ ∪　∪
　し―-Ｊ

■Song Ji-yeol : Korean, Serial rapist and robber, Tokyo
　He raped 19 women including housewives living around the Mejiro street.
　His crimes were so vicious as to stay at victims' rooms till next morning or threaten victims to
　keep their mouths shut, that widly reported on TV as the Mejiro street serial rape and robbery.
　He was arrested on Aug.21st 98.
■Ko Got-haeng : Korean resident, Serial rapist, Kanagawa
　In Sagamihara city, Apr.04, he dragged a highschool girl in his car and raped her.
　In Sagamihara city, Aug. same year, he threatened a highschool girl, forced her to get in his car
　and raped her in the mountains in Yamanashi prf. He was arrested on Aug.26th 05.
■Kim Yun-sik : Korean, Serial rapist, Osaka
　He came over to Japan in Sep.98 for getaway from Korea just before wanted for a rape case.
　In Osaka, he broke into only houses husbands had just left for works, and raped housewives.
　There were over 200 victims for two years. He was arrested on Aug.19th 00.
■Bae Seon-tae : Korean resident, Serial rapist, Kanagawa
　In Yokohama city, Mar.99, he threatened 14 primary school girls with a knife and raped them.
　He was arrested on Apr.17th 99.
■Lee Seung-il : Korean resident, Serial rapist, Tokyo
　He lied about his identity as a Fuji TV staff to deceive and rape 140 girls.
　He was arrested on Jan.25th 00.
■Lee Dong-il : Korean, Rapist, Tokyo
　He was a professor at Dankook University Korea. While his visit in Japan for a play viewing, he
　raped a Japanese female actor. He was arrested on Jul.25th 00. A Korean resident lawer had
　supported him but the victim dropped a lawsuit.
■Sim Ju-il : Korean resident, Serial rapist, Tottori, Osaka, Wakayama
　He sneaked into nine women's rooms from balconies and raped them. He was brought to a trial on
　Jul.25th 01.

■Jang Geum-jo : Korean resident, Rapist, Nagano
　He took out a forth grade primary school girl, telling her "I'm looking for something." and raped
　her. He was arrested on Aug.28th 01.
■Joi Ji-yeong : Korean resident, Rapist, Niigata
　He was a student at Chosun University. He injured two women taking a rest in a car and raped them.
　He was arrested on Sep.3rd 99.
■Kim Seung-sil : Korean resident, Rapist, Niigata
　He was a student at Chosun University. He was one of Joi Ji-yeong's accomplices. Another 19 year
　old accomplice, a Noth Korean resident was arrested.
■Obara Joji, Kim Sung-jong : Korean resident naturalized Japanese, Rapist and murderer, Kanagawa
　He made a british woman drink a drug and raped her. This is famous as the Lucy Blackman case.
　He was prosecuted for the other six rapes. He was arrested on Oct.9th 00.
■Kim Bo : Korean resident, Kyoto
　He was a Christian minister and sexually harassed or raped 35 Japanese school girls in his church.
　He was prosecuted for the rapes against seven of them. He was arrested Apr.6th 05.
■Kim Eui-so, Korean resident, Kyoto, Osaka
　He broke into houses pretending as if he had only wanted to go to bathrooms in Shimokyo-ku, Kyoto
　and Takatsuki city, Osaka etc. between mid-Apr. and Nov. in 04 and repeated 6 rapes against
　women in their 10's and 20's. He was arrested on Jan.1st 06.

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This is an interesting clip which shows us how human being built the civilizations.

Korean Established Ancient Civilization ?
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSfCkJl8FwE