Please speak in English.

Please speak in English. Is it good?
Then,start!

Thank you, NEET!

What shall I speak?

NEET? are you NEET

My cock is erecting.

Let's make it to the topic of Japan.

No.5
You are great!

I am a boy.

No.5
It is wonderful. I am usual Japanese.I am an ordinary man.

No.8
Are you Japanese?

I am Japanese.

Why I haven't had a girlfriend? I am still a cherry boy in spite of my age of 32!
It's quite unfair, isn't it?

Japan is an good island nation.

Government says Japan is in economic rally from worse recession, but I doubt it.
Because I am jobless.

Cinco.

No.14
really?! Are you the jobless?!

It is a penis.

援ねらいで、ラブサーチに入会しましたが、返信全く無いです。
ラブサで炎をねらい続ける猛者たちの、情報交換場にしてほしいです。

I have the penis.

No.18
Please speak in English.

has wet the bed yesterday though I am an adult though it is shameful.

It is already unpleasant.

>>12

Why [don't] I [have] a girlfriend? I am still a [cheerful guy] in spite of [being] 32 years old!
It's quite unfair, isn't it?

>>14

[The] government says Japan is in [an] economic rally from [a bad (or terrible)] recession, but I doubt it since I am [jobless (or unemployed)] .

>>23-24
So-so.There is no cause for panic.

What appearance are you now?
I am nakedness.
H was done a little while ago.

leaked a little.

What leaked a litte from your ass hole?

We recommend you to puff smoke to your anus to extinguish smell.

Are you a happy gun slinger?

Are you a quick happy trigger?

□ English板は、英語に関する情報交換と学問的な議論の場所です。
□ 投稿する前によく読みましょう-「２ちゃんねる初心者のためのページ」も参考にしてください。
　▽新規スレッドを立てる前に、重複スレッドがないか、「スレッド一覧」でご確認しましょう。
　　・検索方法は、ブラウザの「Ctrl ＋ F」(Windows)・「コマンドﾞ + F」(Mac)。

□ お約束 (ローカルルール)
　▽書き込む前に「２ちゃんねるガイド」を読み、２ちゃんねるのルールを確認しましょう。
　▽「単発的な質問」や「既存のスレッドと似た内容」で新規スレッドを立てるのはやめよう。
　　・検索や過去ログを活用してね。


Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 44
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1140454927/l50
English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART �I
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1119087516/l50
Hey Native speakers! Come and help us!
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1089696504/l50
Debate in English (英語で討論)
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121077647/l50
Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121001818/l50
Verbal Battle in English (英語で口喧嘩)
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1123440264/l50
∵Dear　☆英語で日記を書こう�U☆　Diary∵
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1059537921/l50
英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/l50
英語で今日の気分を表現するスレ
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/l50

>>32
Everything was seen. is wonderful!

Diarrhea has gone out with it when breaking wind.

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　∧ 　　　　　　　　　　 ∧
　　　　　　　　　　　　 　/　・　　　　　　　　　　 /　';,
　　　　　　　　　　　　 /　　';　　　　　　　　　　/　　';
　　　　　　 　　　　　 /　　　；＿＿＿＿＿＿/　　　；
　　　　　　　　　　／　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＼
　　　　　　　　 ／　　　 ／　　　　　　　　　　＼　　　　　 ＼
　　　　　　　 /´　　　　　　　|＿＿＿＿|　　　　　　　　　　　|Impression!
　　　　　　　 | 　///// 　　 |　　　　　| 　　　/////　　　 　|
　　　　　　　|　　　　　　　　 | 　　　　|　　　　　　　　　　　　　|
　　　　　　　 |　　　　　　　　 |　　　　|　　　　　　　　　　　　　|
　　　　　　　　|　　　　　　　　'; 　　 /　　　　　　　　　　　　　／
　　　　　　　　 ＼　　　　　　　 ＼／　　　　　　　　　　..　／
　　　　　　　 　　　ヽ　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　........:::::::＜

"Unnamed Mr.@ English is being studied"

Is somebody studying Mr. English for a lab experiment or is Mr. English studying English?

No one backed him up at first, but eventually he talked everyone
into going along with his plan.

I'm MEET. Thank you.

　　　　　　　　　　　　　∧ 　　　　　　　　　　 ∧
　　　　　　　　　　　　 　/　・　　　　　　　　　　 /　';,
　　　　　　　　　　　　 /　　';　　　　　　　　　　/　　';
　　　　　　 　　　　　 /　　　；＿＿＿＿＿＿/　　　；
　　　　　　　　　　／　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＼
　　　　　　　　 ／　　　 ●　　　　　　　　　　●　　　　　 ＼
　　　　　　　 /´　　　　　　　|＿＿＿＿|　　　　　　　　　　　|A World Moraler is >>1 Sinzimae
　　　　　　　 | 　///// 　　 |　　　　　| 　　　/////　　　 　|
　　　　　　　|　　　　　　　　 | 　　　　|　　　　　　　　　　　　　|
　　　　　　　 |　　　　　　　　 |　　　　|　　　　　　　　　　　　　|
　　　　　　　　|　　　　　　　　'; 　　 /　　　　　　　　　　　　　／
　　　　　　　　 ＼　　　　　　　 ＼／　　　　　　　　　　..　／
　　　　　　　 　　　ヽ　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　........:::::::＜

I can see in my mind's eye that you are suffering from the reality you are confronted by.
You want as much attention as you can make them pay so that you make them know you are
going through a rough period right now. You behave badly because you want everyone to notice
your agony, as 3 year-old infants do.

立てたスレが重複スレだと気付いたら、既存のスレに移動して、
重複分は削除依頼を出すのがマナー。スレッドを1つでも減らして鯖の負担を
軽くするのが目的。過去鯖がパンクしそうになったことがある。
「これ1つぐらいいいだろう。」「自分達だけならばいいだろう。」
というのはゴミのポイ捨てと一緒で厳禁。

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 44
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1140454927/l50
English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART �I
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1119087516/l50
Hey Native speakers! Come and help us!
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1089696504/l50
Debate in English (英語で討論)
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121077647/l50
Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121001818/l50
Verbal Battle in English (英語で口喧嘩)
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1123440264/l50
∵Dear　☆英語で日記を書こう�U☆　Diary∵
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1059537921/l50
英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/l50
英語で今日の気分を表現するスレ
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/l50

■■■■■■■■■■　重複スレにつき終了　■■■■■■■■■■

Onane　

　　　　　 ,:::-､ 　 　 　　__
　　　　　　,,r::::::::::::〈:::::::::） 　　　ｨ::::::ヽ
　 　 　　〃::::::::::::;r‐''´:::::::::::::::::::::ヽ::ノ
　　　　,'::;'::::::::::::::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
　 　 　l::::::::::::::::::ｌ::::::::::●::::::::::::::●:::::ｊi
　　　　|::::::::::::::::::、::::::::::::::( _●_)::::::,j:l 　クマー！
　　　　}::::::::::::::::::::ゝ、::::::::::|∪|_ノ::;!
.　 　　{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::`='=::ヽノ:::::/ 　　　　
　　　　';::::::::::::ﾄ､::::::::::::::i＾i::::::::::::/
　 　 　 ｀ｰ--'　ヽ:::::::::::ｌ l;;;;::::ノ
【ラッキーレス】
このレスを見た人はコピペでもいいので
10分以内に3つのスレへ貼り付けてください。
そうすれば１４日後好きな人から告白されるわ宝くじは当たるわ
出世しまくるわ体の悪い所全部治るわでえらい事です

Die

The Internet: Serious Business

>>1
I think no one can speak in here.
we can only type the letters.

what a deserted thread ! the sentence above this is mine ,so almost i month
has passed over since then. " the golden week " which we call it that way in Japanese
about a long vacation is just around the corner.
Are you gonna go on a trip somewhere ? If so , I'm a bit jealous of your position.
because I have to work as usual during the holidays.
anyway have a lot of fun and don't forget to buy me a souvernir !

　　　 　 /ヽ　　,
　　　 /´　　｀´ |　　　　　　/ヽ_____／l
　　　 '､ 　 　 　,l　　　　　 /　　　　　'､
　　/￣　　,_,..ノ　 　 　 　 l　　　　　　l
　 /　　　　'､　　　　　　　_,ゝ　　　 _,.ﾉ
　/　　　　,　ヽ　　　　　ｌ´　　　　　 `ヽ
　|　　　 /`ヽ､`'‐‐-､　_|　　　　　　　　|
　ｌ　　　'｀　　 `￣_,.'　ヽｌ　ｉ　　　　　/ ｌ, 、
　 ヽ､＿_,.　-‐ '' ´ 　 .ヽ`' |　　　　 ｌ.,_,! /
　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ヽ '　　　　　　/
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 `､.,____　　,. ′

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　|＼
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　￣￣￣　 ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

im neet thank you, all day is sunday, thank you.
so the golden week is not so spesial for me, thats just a ordinary day, like today.
and dont ask me any souvernir. you know im neet. i dont have money.

Wow,I finally come across a so-called neet .
Are you really one of NEETs who are now known to all over the world ?
I'm not a neet but have a affinity for you.
because if possible , I wanna be a neet.
but if possible,I wanna be a neet not like you who have a lot of money.

I shall get well on with such disasterous educating albeit an abridged store.

What boring talk! All you boys ever seem to speak of is NEETs. Is that what you are? Or maybe you
suffer from hikikomori? Social anxiety is a nightmare.

Ok.

hey! anyone here?

>>52
There are a few incorrect phrases in the sentence you wrote.
Why don't you try to correct them by yourself.

I want to know the reason.
The shops are busy toward the year‐end.

>>56
how come you want to know such a thing ?
there are still about 7 months left before the end of this year.

>>57
I don't think your daughter would agree.

>>56-58
I think we should draw a line under our past problems and move forward.

We all look forward to to continuing the fine relationship we have enjoyed to date.

□ English板は、英語に関する情報交換と学問的な議論の場所です。

□ 投稿する前によく読みましょう-「２ちゃんねる初心者のためのページ」も参考にしてください。
　▽新規スレッドを立てる前に、重複スレッドがないか、「スレッド一覧」でご確認しましょう。
　　・検索方法は、ブラウザの「Ctrl ＋ F」(Windows)・「コマンドﾞ + F」(Mac)。
　▽推奨スレッド
　　・ENGLISH板で迷ったら→英語板総合案内Map
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1085809507/l50

□ お約束 (ローカルルール)
　▽書き込む前に「２ちゃんねるガイド」を読み、２ちゃんねるのルールを確認しましょう。
　▽「単発的な質問」や「既存のスレッドと似た内容」で新規スレッドを立てるのはやめよう。
　　・検索や過去ログを活用してね。

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 49
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1147010176/l50
English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART �I
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1119087516/l50
Hey Native speakers! Come and help us!
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1089696504/l50
Debate in English (英語で討論)
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121077647/l50
Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121001818/l50
Verbal Battle in English (英語で口喧嘩)
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1123440264/l50
∵Dear　☆英語で日記を書こう�U☆　Diary∵
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1059537921/l50
英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/l50
英語で今日の気分を表現するスレ
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/l50

A: I'm planning to make my web sites for my customers and make money.
I'm sure I can get at least $10,000 for each web site.

B: Get real! No one would be dumb enough to pay $ 10,000 for it.

Confidence is a plant of slow growth.

im from spain, i need practice english.i know some words in
japanese :P practice talking of you/my country or similar. see later.

How poor a thread this is^^
You ought to go to the thread:"Chat in English (英語で雑談)"

>>1

When angry, count to ten before you speak.
　　If very angry, a hundred.

>>1

We will either find a way, or make one.

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　by Hannibal

>>1

I count him braver who overcomes his
desires than him who conquers his enemies;
　　for the hardest victory is over self.

□ English板は、英語に関する情報交換と学問的な議論の場所です。
□ 投稿する前によく読みましょう-「２ちゃんねる初心者のためのページ」も参考にしてください。
　▽新規スレッドを立てる前に、重複スレッドがないか、「スレッド一覧」でご確認しましょう。
　　・検索方法は、ブラウザの「Ctrl ＋ F」(Windows)・「コマンドﾞ + F」(Mac)。
　　・「みみずん検索」などの検索エンジンも活用しましょう。
　▽推奨スレッド
　　・ENGLISH板で迷ったら→英語板総合案内Map
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1085809507/l50

□ お約束 (ローカルルール)
　▽書き込む前に「２ちゃんねるガイド」を読み、２ちゃんねるのルールを確認しましょう。
　▽「単発的な質問」や「既存のスレッドと似た内容」で新規スレッドを立てるのはやめよう。
　　・検索や過去ログを活用してね。

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 50
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1148197038/l50
English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART �I
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1119087516/l50
Hey Native speakers! Come and help us!
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1089696504/l50
Debate in English (英語で討論)
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121077647/l50
Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121001818/l50
Verbal Battle in English (英語で口喧嘩)
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1123440264/l50
∵Dear　☆英語で日記を書こう�U☆　Diary∵
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1059537921/l50
英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/l50
英語で今日の気分を表現するスレ
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/l50

　 ∧＿∧ 　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　（　´∀｀）＜　俺だって時には議論スレッドで
　（　　　　）　| 熱い長文レスを交わしたいと思うときもあるよ。
　｜ ｜　|　 .| でも、それはしないんだ。悔しい気もするけど。
　（_＿）＿） .| みんなが俺に求めているのは、そんな言葉じゃないから。
　　　　　　　 | 俺が言う言葉は「おまえもな」だけでいいんだ。
　　　　　　　 | それがオマエモナーとしての俺の誇りであり、
　　　　　　　 | 俺のすべてなんだ。それでいいんだ。
　　　　　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

>>1

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence.

　　To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.

>>1

Any task worth doing was worth doing yesterday.

It is a wise parent that knows his own child.

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his opposition.

>>72
You're worthless piece of shit

>>1

I can think of nothing less pleasurable
　　than a life devoted to pleasure.

The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely
　　nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it.

I can't wait to watch the World Cup games.

Me too.
I'm a fan of NAKAMURA(Team Japan)
How about you Mr.OTAKU?

>>1

Indeed, I did have a relationship with Ms.
　　Lewinsky that was not appropriate…

If you don't write to complain,
　　you'll never receive your order.

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 51
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1148990412/l50

>>1

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

Never replicate a successful experiment.

>>1

I love the male body, it's better designed than the male mind.

There is no such thing as instant experience.

>>1

Youth… Far too good to waste on children.

Forgive and remember.

>>1
Yukorin's… fart's too good to smell on children.

Forgive and remember.

>>1

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

The elevator always comes after you have put down your bag.

I heard that Yukorin's fart can be used as incecticide.

So aromatic that incects go to the heaven?

No, it contains hazardous chemical gas.

Ah, I see. Aromatic scent to us, harzardous chemicals to insects.

>>1

Freedom is danger of degenerating into mere arbitrariness
　　unless it is lived in terms of responsibleness.

When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks
　　uttely content and adorable, you will suddenly
　　have to go to the bathroom.

Yukorin doesn't poo.

>>1

The things we remember best are those better forgotten.

Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.

poop

初めて来てくださった方にこんな事言っていいのかどうかわかりませんが・・・

>それを考えると、Ｆゾーンでイニシアティブをとって、自分でしゃべくりして薦めていった方が、自分の中で満足感があるなぁと。
これを読んで「あ、この人L4だ」って思いました。何故かわかりますか？
　１人しゃべり状態だとコミュニケーションが取れてないんですよ。その分だけマイナスなんじゃないかなー。
oceanさんはGで揉まれて、その中でコミュニケーション力を身につけるというか、盗んだ方がいいかもしれませんね。

はい、チャレンジの人はスピーチ系の人が多いです。。。
「つまんねーんだよ、それ」って感じ。ああ、言いたい放題（コラコラ）。失礼しましたｍ（．＿．）ｍ
よかったですねー。合格の知らせって嬉しいですよね（＾＾）
次はeriponさんの番ですよ。頑張りましょう！
来たのはなんと木曜日のおばさま！　
おいおいおい、おまえ、チャレンジかよー。
どうせ滅多に来てないんだから、
上達なんてしているわけないし。
案の定でした。全然相変わらず。 こっちの会話には全然ついて来れないみたいだし、
文法はめちゃくちゃだし。知ってる単語は少ないし。
すいません、その単語、私は7Cの時に覚えましたが？　って感じ。 （たまたまそういう職業の人が7C仲間にいたからですけど）　でも、
ちょっと嬉しかったのは講師が全然フォローをしなかったこと。
前だったら講師の方から彼女が理解しているかどうか確認していた
けど、今日は彼女から質問がないと突っ走っていました。
彼女からすごく寂しそうな雰囲気が感じられたけど、 敢えて無視させて頂きました。

今日のレッスンを「悔しい」と感じるようだったら彼女も 上達するんでしょうけどねえ。

doodoo

>>1

Marriage is destiny.

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

Robots will conquer us all

>>1

The more complicated and grandiose the plan,
　　the greater the chance of failure.

Why are American people so idiotic?

>>98

Because we all eat poop every day. Yummy yummy poop! Mmmmm!

eat shit

My testicles are gigantic!

You can suck my cock

Ok ! Please continue !

You can put your testicle in my mouth.

How many testicles do you have?
I have four.

oh,really ? that's good.
you have no sense of humor at all.

I have more testicles than I can handle.
Would you like some?

>>1

You can't push on a rope.

>>1

He who laughs last - probably didn't get the joke.

>>109
You are less than nothing.

.... what is this convo about O.o

>>111
My testicles.

>>1

To make an enemy, do someone a favor.

Hello Japan!!!
Are you ready for the Viking invasion?
I'm coming...

Hey, are you all asleep over there? :P
........
Then there is no choice...
I'll just have to fill this thread with useless english sentences!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris is coming to get you.

:O
Oh no!!!
Surely I must flee, lest my life be forfeit!!!

>>114

Jeg kan ikke snakke norsk, but that's not important.

>>1

　　All rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full.

>>1

　　There is no rule without an exception.

>>1

　　We do not know one millionth of one percent about anything.

俺もホスト規制で立てれなかった・・・誰か頼む
∧＿∧
( ´･ω･) Yukorin is a popular idol and Maki chan is an angel.
( つ旦O　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫
と＿)＿)　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦

Previous Thread:
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 53
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1150685632/l50

I guess this is going to be the place where I come by,
since the new one is just for J-idol fans..

I was too tired...

Ha!:D What a bum!

No way is Maki an angel.

>>1

　　There is a lot of flu going around.

　　Aspirin doesn't work on me.
　　/ Aspirin has no effect on me.

　　Did anyone phone?

　　I phoned to say I couldn't come.

>>127
your copipe is weak, young padawan.

I forgot to record the last match of England...so I will not able to see
my prince Beckham-sama anymore since he is already 31. Well but but maybe he might
come back next FIFA...OK let me wait and see...I might be able to see
the handsome Beckham in 36 yr in grey hair..lol not that old
yet... I promise to myself not to miss next two matches!!

NOおおお！it's already 1:30pm! time flies!!

>>1

　　I had a telephone installed

　　We talk by telephone / We talk over the telephone

　　This is a book of 20 coupons(sheet of 20 tickets)

　　Admission by ticket only.

Talking in English :P

>>132
Hello.

I'll try sending e-mail. Hold on a minute.

I just sent e-mail to you. Did you receive it?

Received your email load and clear :P

Nakata announced he would stopped playing soccer.

Is he famous in Japan?

>>135 *loud and clear* -_-;

>>137
Sure, really famous.

>>136
I know....how sad....*sob sob*

私はマンツーマンを予約しようとしたら二週間先でもいっぱいでした。
平日夜でインストラクターは三人、結構大きなブランチなのに。
ボイスにひとり行ってしまうと二人のインストラクターがレッスンに
なってしまいます。こんなので回るはずがない。スタッフの対応も悪い。
既存の顧客を満足させられずに、新しい顧客を獲得できるはずがない。
どうやって赤字を解消するつもりでしょうか。
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Re: 無題　ながい - 2006/07/03(Mon) 21:41 No.150
チューなんでも聞いて、愛に来て

だから、ここで問いかけてもムダなんだってば。
政治経済経営美術はノーコメントです。
２週間前じゃ、時間帯絞ったらマンツーは無理ですね。
あとは前日の５時過ぎに電話してみる、という手もありますけどね。
とでも書いておく

あとは直接会いにきて

キタ━━∩ ∩
　　　　　（ﾟθﾟ）
>>Duch81

What da ya think of Shotacon?

ティーバッグから入れる。だから手順は次のようになる。

１：カップにティーバッグとお湯を入れる。
２：紐をつまんで、適当に上下に揺すり、適当な時間に取り出す。
３：砂糖を入れて、スプーンでかき混ぜる。
４：好みでクリープを入れ、さらにかき混ぜる。


ところが、今、アメリカ土産のジンジャーティーがある。これはティーバッグになってるんだけど、バッグがメンブランフィルターのような形で・・・もとい、直径５ｃｍぐらいの円形の紙に挟んであるような形で、紐が付いていない。だから、手順が微妙に変わる。。。

１：カップにティーバッグとお湯を入れる。
２：スプーンを入れて適当にティーバッグを揺らし、適当な時間に取り出す。
３：スプーンをカップに入れたまま、砂糖を入れる。
４：砂糖を溶かそうとスプーンを掴む・・・あちっ！

そう、スプーンを早くカップに入れてるし、砂糖を入れる間、手を放してしまうので、次にかき混ぜようとスプーンを触ると熱くて持てないのである。

あたりまえだよねー。お湯の中に入れてるんだもん。
「おまえ、化学やってるんだろう！」
って、自分で突っ込んじゃいましたよ。。。

さらに、これ、実は、１回じゃないし・・・。


keiko_nagai at 22:13｜この記事のURL

>>140
I don't think it's sad.
He made all his efforts to make good impression on people
when japan lost against Brazil...
Why did he lie on his back even after every player left the
pitch? Because he wanted to look like a hero.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAVKN7lAmnI

俺はこんなものを見つけた。
あり得ない。
HNKで放送されたらしいが、脳害者の自分の息子を操って金儲けをする親。
見てもらったら分かると思うが、とにかくあり得ない
大体このババァはどういう感覚なのか知らんが、こんな難しい詞なんて脳障害ない小学生だって書けないだろうが。
もうそういう裏が見え見えすぎてこの詞読んでる動画見てるだけでも腹立たしくなる

文字盤下で動かしまくってアホかよ・・

見に来てる人も苦笑いしてるだろ

なんかすげー怒りを覚えた。。操作されてる息子かわいそう

>>139
The only Japanese football player I know is Ono from Feyenoord, sorry.

>>142
Just looked up what ショタコン is. Looks pretty messed up to me. I prefer the 'normal' manga/anime I guess. (Akira, Excel Saga, FLCL and 'Now and then, here and there' are my favorites I guess)

How many languages does an average person speak in the Netherlands?
Dutch, English and German?

>>146
I like real boy.not manga

Ono was a member of the Japanese national squad for this World Cup.
But I guess he didn't play because he was not a regular but
just a substitute this time.

Only Dutch player I know is Ridi Dil "Ruud" Gullit. You can tell
how old I am.

What comes up to my mind when I hear Dutch are, windmill, tulip, dike,
and ハウステンボス, a theme park themed Holland.http://www.nagasaki-np.co.jp/press/htb/index.html

Dutch wife. We call it ダッチワイフ, something like a doll shaped like a woman.
Why is it called Dutch wife? Any idea? Do you Dutch people feel ashamed of it?

>>147
Dutch and English usually. Sometimes also German and French, depending on the person.
However, it is not like every Dutch person is fluent at English though. It
requires quite a bit of study.

>>148
I thought that by ショタコン you meant a type of manga/anime ? But you meant to
ask if I was attracted to little boys ? Well ,the answer to that is no, I like women,
preferrably around my age.

>>149
I've heard of all the things you speak of (including ハウステンボス :P ).
Except for ダッチワイフ, I have no idea what that might be. Why should we
be ashamed of it ?

>>151
http://images.google.co.jp/images?q=%E3%83%80%E3%83%83%E3%83%81%E3%83%AF%E3%82%A4%E3%83%95&hl=ja

You understand what these are?

ダッチワイフ's are sexdolls ? wow. Never knew that. I wonder how that name came to be. 'Going dutch' I can understand, but this is completely different :P

>>153
Right you are! It's a sexdoll. I don't know why it's something to do with
Dutch. I know "going Dutch",too.

Below is an excerpt from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_doll

Silicone dolls are quite popular in Japan, where they are known as
"Dutch Wives" ('datch waifu'). Their name originates from the term,
possibly English, for the thick rattan or bamboo bolster, used to aid
sleep in humid countries by keeping one's limbs lifted above sweaty
sheets. There is even a rental service for 'datch waifu' in Tokyo,
Mori no Doru, that specialises in sex dolls.

For your reference....http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/index.php?p=376

About 20 years ago, the business or the place where women offer men
a conduct of sex were called トルコ.

トルコ also means Turkey, country located in Middle East.
Turkey government protested that Japan should quit calling the business
トルコ and since then, we don't call it トルコ　anymore.
We now call it ソープランド.　Soapland. That makes sense. :) Before
sex, a woman cleans a man with soap. I haven't been to soapland, though.....

Maybe Dutch government has to demand Japan stop calling it ダッチワイフ？？？

I can't speak English(＾ω＾;)

>>156
But you are writing at least.

I like girl around my age or little older,

and, I love little boys

I went to go America!!

>>156
At least you took the first step,

>>155
I can imagine why they were called トルコ. The Turkish have this teahouse/brothel combination (also a few in the Netherlands).
I don't think we (the Dutch) care a whole lot about how you name your sexdolls though. :D

>>159
America ain't all that.

>>158
...what do you find so attractive about little boys (I assume you are a man?).

>>154
"Their name originates from the term,
possibly English, for the thick rattan or bamboo bolster, used to aid
sleep in humid countries by keeping one's limbs lifted above sweaty
sheets." mmmh, that is an odd deduction :S

>>158
Yeah...the way you put you like about little boys make us feel freeze^^;;

unti

More than five years has passed since I started to study English
to enjoy taliking with the people all over the world in it,
but I can speak English.

Please tell me the best way to master English.

Everyone,as I can't understand English, talk in Japanese.

Tell me why you are here. You can go post in any other thread
than this one, can't you?

Everyone,go to hell.
All is talking in English,go to hell.

>>165
What?
I can not understand you say.

ケンジ、オマエつまんねえよ

おはんとぉ。

All studys English in the university,go to hell.

I let kenji lick my asshole.

>>168
You must be a neat.

>>171
As you are a gay,your asshole must be loose.
You'd better of going to the hospital.

>>168
Can you speak English?
You'd better of go to the junior high school to study basic English.

yuck

>>169
Who are you?
Go home.

|-|3110 3\/3|20|\|3!! |<@|\| J00 |_||\||)3|2$7@|\||) |V|3?

>>176
おはんとぉ。

>>174
Can you speak English?
"you'd better of ...ing" is not grammatically correct.

>>175
Can't you write the basic sentece in English?
Are you a junior high school student in the low class?

>>174
　　 ∧＿∧　　／￣￣￣￣￣
　　（　´∀｀）＜　おまえもニャー
　　（　　　　） 　＼＿＿＿＿＿
　　｜ ｜　|
　　（_＿）＿）

>>180
Can't you even spell basic words correctly?

Kenji Tamura has got no brain.

>>179
My mother saya Your English is a low standard.

My my... What is >>178 trying to said? I don't not understand.

>>179
My wife says Your English is of a low standard,too

Prease ezcuse my poor spelling.

>>185
Fuck you!!
You are a my mother's asshole and not real Kenji Tamura!!

>>187
Fuck you!!
you,too.

I'm going to use a code from now on so that asshole can't pretend
to be me anymore.

Okay, fake Kenji Tamura, now try impersonating me, fucker!

>>182
I sorry for not spell very good. Prease excuse. You are fucker for
insult me, though. Fuck you.

>>192
こんにちは。貴様は英語が下手だな。出て行けよ。

unco

As most of the responses in this board are of a low standard,
I will go back to my girlfriend.

Neat,Bye-bye.

>>195
Nice talking to you! bye

>>193
If you can speak English,you have to go to the other boards.

>>195
You are not the real Kenji. You aren't using his "◆snYkydKhpg", are you?

>>197
Why English speakers are not allowed to post here?

>>193
Don't speak Japanese.

>>200
じゃあ、何で「All is talking in English,go to hell.」と言ったのか？
貴様は馬鹿だからな。

We are all one!!

Go to hell! Go to hell!! Go go go go go to hell!!
If I am fool〜♪　If you are fool〜♪
We can say it only〜♪
Go to hell! Go to hell! GO go go go go to hell!!

>>201
In English!!

>>204
なんで？貴様は日本語が分からない？

>>201
I have not said such a thing!!

I am a pure American,so I can understand Japanese.

>>205
We are all one!!

>>206
>>166だ。貴様はすごい馬鹿だよ。

>>205
>>1Please speak in English is the sentence to also you.

>>209
You can't speak English are foolish,too.

>>209
You are really foolish!!
This is a expression in English.

>>211
What are you trying to say?

>>209
All can't speak English,go to hell.

>>213
I send you to fuck you,gay!!

I hate japanese

>>216
Me,too

このスレはばかばかりだな。

>>216
Are you a Japanese?
Your name is strang in spite of Japanese.

I'm the only real Kenji here. Check >>190-102.

>>218
here are many strang men.

I am really a clever and nice person.

I was strangled man.

doodoo

Nakata is supporsed to be escapete.

1. Posted by なかめぐろ 2006年07月03日 22:47
メンブランフィルターって初耳でした。

私が最近飲んだ紅茶は牛乳の三角パックみたいな形で、紐は付いてるけどすごーく短いです。なのでながいさんのような手順でいくのですが、私の場合（よく思い出してみました・笑）、スプーン２本使ってます。ティーバッグを取り出した時に１本目を流しにポイ。
これは自宅だからですね…　だってこの前パートに出てた時は、何人かで一緒に作ってスプーンも使いまわしてましたから。

どうでもいい話で…m(__)m
2. Posted by 月うさぎ 2006年07月04日 19:41
ながいさん、素敵っ
お仲間ですね。ふふふっ
3. Posted by ながい 2006年07月04日 22:28
そう、最初はバッグを取り出したスプーンを流しに置こうとしたのです。でも、「あ、これで砂糖混ぜればいいんだ」って思い、カップに入れて、砂糖を入れて・・・

こういう事になったのです。
問題はこれを数回繰り返したことだよねー。

・・・仲間じゃないと思う＞月うさちゃん

kaela

>>1

　　　How should I take this?

　　　This drug doesn't take effect if it is not used continuously.

　　　The telephone gave a busy signal.

　　　Oh, I almost forgot. I have to call ABC Company.

>>226
i guess you try to commit suicide by overdose but got scared in the
last minute and called inochi-no-denwa, but the line wasy busy.
so you have to call abc.

what the hell is this thread about ?

>>160
Little boys are really cute ! very attractive!!

>>231
Are you male? then you really make me feel like vomiting

Of course male

you dont know how nice little boys are?
but I dont like Kamiki

>>234
You are really scary...homosexal is alright..but I can't accept gay
pedophilias...

why im not ガイ
shota

and Im not interested in dick

oh no~~~ shota....sounds so scary...
so since when it was discovered?

I dont know.
I have been masturbating by many stuffs since when I was 5.
Of course I use girl,boy, and something
and when I was junior highschool student, I knew the word "shotacon" and I discovered that I am a kind of them
and now I think little boy is the best.

so what is the desire with little boys?
oh gross...I hate to ask this kind of question..but I'm curious...

grab my dick

i think I am a strange kind of shotacon
many of them want to suck there dick.
but i want to be sucked by little boy
but it is better isnt it?
which do you like
you want to suck pussy or you want girls to suck your dick

.............*leave this place*
I feel sick...

why
you are A seggie

ショタスレ荒らしにくるやつ氏ねよ
何がしたいんだ

hi~

hi
are you shota?

This threat is super interestingggggggggggggg.
In order to show my gratitude, I would like to let you fuck my butt hole.
I will grease it up for you.
Fuck me hard.

？

>>248


???
?
?

>>247
you are seriously messed up, aren't you ?

나는 한국을 사랑한다

How can I get an invite for mixi?

7 Missiles launched from that rogue state landed on Korin planet, right?

>>253
Yeah, and their 'long distance missile' flew for about 60 seconds X-D

Is neatherland boys cute?

you make me die!

思うんだ・・・。俺、死ぬ前に小学生の頃を
一日でいいから、またやってみたい
わいわい授業受けて、体育で外で遊んで、学校終わったら夕方までまた遊んだ

空き地に夕焼け、金木犀の香りの中家に帰ると、家族が「おかえり〜」と迎えてくれて
ＴＶ見ながら談笑して、お母さんが晩御飯作ってくれる（ホントありがたいよな）
お風呂に入って上がったらみんな映画に夢中になってて、子供なのにさもわかってるように見入ってみたり
でも、全部見終える前に眠くなって、お部屋に戻って布団に入る
みんなのいる部屋の光が名残惜しいけど、そのうち意識がなくなって…


そして死にたい

>>257
早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね
早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね
早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね
早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね
早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね
早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね
早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね
早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね早く死んでね今すぐ死んでね

>>258
倭國に住んでいる？

たぶん挑戦人でしょう。

try人か。

そう。
try=挑戦

挑戰人だ。

>>258
市ねテポドン脳が

死にたい奴に死ねといって何が悪いのか。

나는 한국인이 아니다.

You must be ....

無思慮に垂れ流したオマエの言葉がオマエの精神を
蝕んでゆく。言葉は魔物だ

>>268
to whom are you talking to? to >>265?

A Country of Liars by Kim Dae-joong

In every country there are crimes that uniquely reflect its society. National Intelligence Service director-designate
Kim Seung-kyu, in a lecture he gave late in May when he was justice minister, said: "The three representative crimes
of our country are perjury, libel and fraud." In simple comparison, not taking into account population ratio, South Korea
saw 16 times as many perjury cases in 2003 than Japan, 39 times as many libel cases and 26 times as many instances
of fraud. That is extraordinarily high given Japan's population is three times our own.
The common denominator of the three crimes is lying; in short, we live in a country of liars. The prosecution devotes
70 percent of its work to handling the three crimes, the former justice minister said. And because suspects lie so much,
the indictment rate in fraud cases is 19.5 percent, in perjury 29 percent and in libel 43.1 percent. "Internationally, too,
there is a perception that South Korea's representative crime is fraud," Kim said, adding that recent major scandals show
how rampant lying is in this country.

http://english.chosun.com/w21data/html/news/200507/200507030027.html

Lying is so common in their society?

I thought we, East asian ppl are the most honest ppl in the world.
Also easily to be deceived.

>>271
Asian people are honest indeed exept for chinese, korean and japanese.

>>272
I agree! Chinese ppl are tough! but they are smart.

Hi,good evening.
This is Kenji Tamura.
I'm glad to meet you.

>>274
Hi, kenji

أمس في مباحثات مع ... والأمن للاتحا

>>276
wat zeg je ?

Hi everyone! it's Saturday in Japan!

It's Monday in Jupiter.

>>1

　　　Why don't you see your doctor ?.

　　　I am in excellent health, thank you.

　　　I have been cheated.

　　　My luggage is damaged.

　　　I know you're cheating on me.

　　　Don't give up on me.

It's sunday in the Netherlands

>>1

　　　OK, now turn your right, a little further, a little further ... good.
　　
　　　　Now lie still on your back.

　　　The stomach cancer has spread to the liver.

　　　I would like to report a theft

　　　I would like a copy of the theft report

　　　Do you (play) golf?

　　　I'm not much into golf,but I know how to play.

ｗｔｆ

>>283
Those look like textbook sentences

>>1

　　　God bless you.
　　
　　　I have some allergies.

　　　What kind of cars do you have?

　　　I'd like a compact (mid-size, full-size, sports) car.

　　　How do you like my present?

　　　Hope you like it.

http://blog.goo.ne.jp/deuce1121
This blog is by a japanese guy born in Japan but raised in US.
Contains humor and inner perspective in both english and japanese.
このブログは日本生まれでアメリカ育ちの日本人のサイトで、
英語や日本語でユーモアな話題や自分の語りがのっています。

>>286

Is this yours？

Yes

>>274
I think your sense of humor is one pattern.
you should brush up your jokes more sophisticated.
If you upgrade your wit to the same level as mine,
you can get any types of girls. good luck ,pal !

Maybe we can use this thread until someone creates a new chat in English
thread.

ahaha, should I?

If noone else will make one, I will. Anyone want to? n_n

Why not? The title is "please speak in english", isn't it? Maybe somone
should create the new thread, though.

hm, okay I'll try to.

Yeah, just update the title with "57" instead of "56" and update
the previous thread link in the first post.

oh so this is the new thread? Kayla is gone maybe...

イヤ。新シイスレガ立テラレタ。
ttp://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1153120904/

Oh thanks

>>296

new thread

part58

http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1153352774/

i got 300

hi all
http://game9.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gamef/1143039846/

Since I can't concentrate on work, I'll write here instead about... articles!

"a"/"an" and "the" are articles; I've seen a lot of people not use them correctly.
Here's when you use which:

For something specific, use 'the';
for a single non-specific thing, use "a", or "an" if the word begins with a vowel.
So:
I ate an apple. (I don't care which apple I ate.)
I ate the apple. (I ate that particular one, over there!)
I ate apples. (plural non-specifics have no articles!)
but not:
*I ate apple. (You'd get the question "apple _what_?"

Maybe next time I'll talk about collective nouns - words that can be either
singular or plural - like "fruit".

>>302
I don't understand such a difficult thing.
I have a doubt whether native speakers have abilities to select the right one.

As far as I'm concerned,I don't understand such as follows
The carrot is a vegetable ,not a fruit.
This example is in my English dictionary,and I've never counted"vegetable"lol

>>303
Ah, yes. That's where things get complicated.
It's talking about 'carrot' in the abstract sense of all things carroty.
In the sentence "The ocean contains animals.", 'the ocean' is used in the
same way as your dictionary's sentence.

Personally, I'd say 'Carrots are vegetables, not fruits.'
Pretty much the same meaning.

Most native speakers would use a correct phrasing, but would
not be able to tell you _why_. ^_^

>>304
Are you a native speaker or something ?
I want to know the secret If there are rational reasons at the bottom of
their thoughts.

>>305
Yep, I'm a native speaker.
Articles are there so the listener can tell if you're talking about
something specific or something in general.
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%86%A0%E8%A9%9E might be able to
explain it better than I can.

What are you guys are talking about?

put the dart into the tart.