馬鹿集合！全員英語で書き込め！

ここは、中卒レベルが無理に英語で書き込むスレです。
Do　you　understand？
ＯＫ！Ｃｏｍｅ　on．
So　let's　ｇｏ！

Pen!

Book!

sex

Oh!

fuck off you son of a bitch

Today is the 63rd anniversary of the end of the war.
A large number of right-wing comrade will visit the Yasukuni shrine to
commemorate the war dead to give respect their sacred life and death
devoted to the emperor Hirohito.
I partly understand their feelings and ideology, in which they honor the
Japanese nationals with an independent ethnicity and a deep tradtion,
but what I can't understand is that they are clad in the uniform of the
Japanese Imperial Army.
Do they honor the war itself and Japanese militaristic past as well as
the war dead who fought the war to defend Japan from being invaded by
the then European great powers?
If so, does being dressed in the army uniform lead to meet their end?
It seems to me that they are not different from the people gathering
to the anime events dressed in the costumes of anime characters to enjoy themselves.

Emily

pen fifteen

Do evelibody understand at >>7's mean?

>>10
No, I can`t. It`s very difficuIt. Perhaps, >>7 can`t understand Japanese.

cat

>>10
evelibody→everybody？

>>13
Nice work!

Why doesn't TBS broad "TOUCH" this year?
When I had looked the list of television on the newspaper,
I was very disappointed.

It`s sad.

Ｉｓ　Miss.nagawasa  ａ　virgin？

>>17
you mean nagasawa？
Absolutely not

A humberger please.

hundred bucks please

tennis !!

what's goin on here？

This is our WAR

>>22
this is world war 3

I can speak Engrish!!!

i can speak both japanese and english!

Yes , I can.

If war is over I will get married

>>28
I'm afraid the flag of your death has been run up

lol

I am drunk and would like Japanese man lolol

Here English is too difficultｙ for me.

Let`s have fun.

How are you?

Could anyone tell me why japan lost WWII?

Are you a Japanese or Jawanese ?

>>35
Can you understand Japanese? PIease read >>1. This thread`s level is junior high schooI of Japan.
If you want to taIk about WW2, please write another.

>>37
It's a simple matter of explaining of it in junior high English.

Your opinion is wrong. AImost aII Japanese students start to learn English at junior high school. Just onIy 3 years.

Well, this thread will be a place to stay for me.
Obviously, almost all of the people here are much better at English than me.
Please revise my immature sentence and make it sophisticated in a proper way.

Hello. Nice to meet you. I'm a 14-year junior high student in Minato Ward, Tokyo.
Please don't ask me "Have you finished your homework, kid?"

I've studied English for two years since I became junior high.
Fortunately, I could make English-speaking friends because some of students at the school are from foreign country(this is not so rare case in Minato ward).
When I first met them, I couldn't do anything for them because of a kind of anxiety to communicate with them.
Although they probably were nervous, I only was away from them.
I was really embarrassed, so I made my mind to study English hard.

I'd like to study in the U.S in the future.

I went to Yasukuni Shrine yesterday.
Right and left wing people were shouting.

Did you see anybody pretty famous among those gathering into that
shrine?

>>42
If you are a real Japanese student, go to a library. Read books by yourseif. Check Google.
Don`t use dictionary. Use wors onIy youhave learnd at schooI. Here isn`t Q&A. We like use English, but aII of us don`t Iike history. Read air boy.

It is hot today.

I want to go swimming.

>>44
Bad grammar

>>47
I`m sorry. I made many mistakes.

1 北海道 網走支庁 西興部 13.6 ] 10:40
2 北海道 網走支庁 白滝 13.8 ] 10:30
〃 北海道 根室支庁 根室* 13.8 ] 09:27


I want to live in Hokkaido.

It`s cool. Have you ever eaten Siroikoibito?

I like here. Because I can study English here.
I want to study English. I like English.
But I am not very good.
I don't like an English teacher.

Yes, I have. I was very surprised the news. It looks like snow mark.

>>51
If you want to study English, you had better move another thread. There are mamy good threads in English board.
If you enjoy writting English, please come and join us.
Can you keep this thread`s rule?

I went to see a mobie.

Don't think feel!
It is like a finger pointing away to the moon.

How hot!

Boiling hot!!

I am gay.

Ditto

I like cats.

When I woke up and open my eyes,my usagi was watching me.
Then I immediately jump up from futon,and run to toilet.
TV switch on and PC switch on too.
Many hair of usagi has been on my face.
but I don't care of my face.
This things is done every morning.

Hey there.

could you tell some funny threads for me?
now I am boring to been reading News2ch+.

Did your usagi turn on them?

>>62
What are you interested in?
Did you come from NOVA thread?

I like French dishes. I like rabbit.

My dick is green and slimey!

Tom, Dick, and Harry.

My life is fraught with a succession of unpleasant events and experiences.
This means that I was doomed to failure from the very start of my life.
Now that my life has been proved not worth living, it's time to say goodbye to this world.

>>68
alright then, bye xxxx

Don`t give up. No pains, no gains.

I've never seen NOVA thread.
I wanted to know what thread you are reading.
it's just interest.
sometimes I am reading News ITA while I am working.

Where there`s a will, there`s a way.

You'll be so rich that you won't need to work any more.

>>71
I`m sorry. I'm a NOVA student. So I'm very nerves.
By the way, I often watch and listen NHK programs. So I read about them.

WE　LIKE NOVA STAND UP PLEASE YOU KNOW ?　ARE YOU CRAZY ? YOU KNOW.
ME TOO. ME TOO.KIND ME! STORAGE GOOD GREAT COMPANY YOU KNOW...

Good bye.

I am surprising that there are many students who is learning in NOVA in 2ch.

now I am watching NASA-TV.

>>77
Can I watch the program in Japan? Do you live in U.S.A.?

I think the Saitama is not a foreign country..

maybe You can see Nasa-TV from the URL below.
http://www.nasa.gov/55644main_NASATV_Windows.asx

this is very much fun for me.
and I wish they can safely return to the earth by the space shuttle.
I worry about a cracked tile on the shuttle.

Thank you. I'll check it.
I wish they good luck, too.

I turned on the tap to wash my hands.
and I noticed the hot water flows from the faucet.
I didn't turn on the boiler.

what hot day...

I'm sorry to read it.

There is a book on the desk.

Which do you like better English or Japanese?

I can fly！

>>85
Express yourself in YOUR OWN words.

>>84
As you know, there are only 26 letters in English.
Whereas, in Japanese, there are large number of letters called hira-gana, kata-kana, kanji..
I totally can't understand why most Japanese people can't speak English like you guys.
Probably English taught in Japan has some crucial problems.

By the way, this thread is really for junior high?
I don't think so though some people are.

>>88
I am sorry.

I didn't read the '>1'.

we don't care
you're absolutely junior high, huh?

This is the pan.

That is a pun.

I like bread.

Now the time for five mountains fire.

Oh, the festival gose back more than 400 years in KYOTO.

Let's chant the Buddhist scriptures for family. Good by my mother. See you next year. Please look at me from the Paradise.

ha? whatcha talkin'bout?

Watch NHK.

They talk about GOZAN NO OKURIBI.

I can,t stop crying.

Where are you come from?

>>101
are ×
do ○

Will it be hot tommorow?

I'd like to go to tour to tsu too.

31 ICE CREAM

BIGMAC　!!

Do you have a beef?

I my me mine
you your you yours
he his him his
she her her hers
we our ass assssssssssss
do do do doooooooooooooo

>>108
I can do it myself!

i have a question, well....actually 'YOU' doesn't mean 'ANATA' is right?

a beef ???

I don't live in farm..

Beef or Tea.

>>110
case by case

>>112 both please

Merry X’mas. KAMEHAMEHAAA !!

>>111
I'm not 107, but..
a beef means complaint.
perhaps >>107 tried to make somebody tricked.

tell me the case "YOU" does'nt mean "ANATA".

omae kisama temee onusi kikou kiden etc.

"ANATA" is a kind of "YOU".

It has been hot today.

I melt down complately.

how poetic!

I have to see sun and pray.
I'd like to play on eath.

good night

good night mate! I'm going to sleep too ;)

The nite is still young we've got a lot of things to do
so don't call it a nite

>>125
oh, I know you have excelent skills in English, right?
please teach me!

What's nite?

>>126
Then I'll teach you a tip on how to masturbate.
Pinch your clit by the side with the middle finger and the index finger.
Then move both fingers up and down.
It really works, cause from the medical point of view the female clitoris is just like the
uncircumcised penis. Give it a try.

you are not worthy of teacher
fuck off!

I want to sleep.

good morning

did you sleep well?

good morning!
what a fine day, today!
probably, it's gonna be hot as same as recent days.
it makes me sick..

>>132
Unfortunately, I didn't have good sleep last night because of terribly hot and humid air.
Have mercy! That's a part that I hate in the summer in Tokyo.
A couple of years ago, I had lived in California among the summer. that was really impressive.
I remember clearly that blue sky and sea and beautiful sun-burned girls.
The temperature was always comfortable for all people there through the summer.
I might be back there within 3 years, then I'll be released from a sleepless cage.

I want to go there.

What the highest degree wiII be today?

probably over 40 degree celcius in somewhere

too hot

By the way, how old you guys who have junior-high English skills?

30

40

142

ice

I'm fifteen years old. I like to study English.

Pon Pon Supopon Pon Supon Supon
Pon Pon Supopon Pon Supon Supon Pon Supon Pon Supon

I have to go shopping at 2. Oh, my God.

I ate a cheeseburger at Macdonald. It was delicious.

I like it.

>>144
I'm fifteen too.
Where do you live?

It is so hot that I ate four ice candy and drank two pack of 500ml of milk today.

>>150
oh!
If you will keep to do so everyday,you will have a stomachache anyday.
You should stop it!

In summer,people want to eat only cold things.
But sometimes we have to eat hot things,or we will be“NATUBATE!”

EAT SHIT AND DIE MOTHER FUCKER!!

>>150
Already I often got stomachache.
I feel better after toilet.
Other day I have heard a little that eating hot food in summer is good for health.
Perhaps it is so.
thanks for your advice.

I regret.
I didn't study.
I sleep,eat,and sleep all of today.
I think "I can to do." however I am foolish human.

>>154
What a fabulous English!
You've learned it in the U.S or other English-speaking countries or just making fun of us?

>>155
Don't say so!
Can you look at the title of this page?

Take a break, guys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mdMb6bRXt4

>>155
I understand your feeling.
･･･I'm sad.
Because I used my dictionary,So I understood a sentence written by >>155.
I can't argue in this thread.
Your english is very well.
I dont' see the dictionary. Would you give me manny tirrues.

>>158
Don't be depressed! You are not going on a wrong way!
You are suitable for this thread.
When you find some unknown words, you should use your dictionary.
It's what to improve your skills, I bet.

>>158
日本語で書くけど、ここは君のように基本的な英語を勉強中の人がいるべきスレだから
いい練習だと思っていろいろ書けばいいと思うよ
他の奴らの英語だったさして変わらんだろう？（一部上手いのもいるようだけど）

I'm kind of hungry and I want to eat something.
But I wonder what to eat.
Should I go to the convenience store?

>>157
Wow! I got giddy! xD

go for it

I've decided. I go to MATSUYA. I'm leaving~~~~!

>>158 miss
manny--->many
tirrue-->tissue
dont'--->don't

>>159-160
Thank you : )
I'm glad.
I don't have many wards because I don't tell youfeeling of thanks.

(優しいレスありがとうでした.核心をズバリと言われて悲しかったんですが
あなたのレスで救われました.英語ではこの感謝の全てを言い切れません.
なので日本語で書かせて貰いました.ありがとう)

good morning
Let's start. It will rainy today.

Good morning!

Well, I think we need somebody who revises our mistakes.
Even if we wake mistakes here, it will not be a shame.

like this?

>>165
rainy→rain
It should be a verb.
I don't wanna hurt your feelings, >>165

>>167
Thank you.
I'll keep trying.

anytime!
We're studying now.

I want to give a blow job.
Some hot men with massive cock will do.
In you cum, cum to me mouth.

You're nuts!
Ain't you ashamed of yourself?

Where is corection thread ?
どこかに、添削スレってないんですかね？

上のは冠詞が抜けたかな
この場合　a か　theかどっちなんだろう？

Would you like to corect ?

174は、誰か添削してくれる人いないかなぁと思って
添削しませんか？と書いたつもりです。

>>167
"It will be rainy" is also fine.

>>176
everybody knows

Would you like to touch up ?
のがいいのかな？

Let's get together somebody ! !
Let's touch up ! !

だれかいっしょに！！
添削しよ！！

>>172
Why don't you ask somebody who's good at English in the matured only-English thread below?
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1186486524/l50

I probably can help you guys, but I'm not so kind.
It means I'm not worthy of you guys wish.

>>172,>>174
actually, cor"r"ection, cor"r"ect
>>173
the

Good morning everyone. I woke up just now. Because I stayed up late last night.

>>180
Sorry .
Thanks !

>>179
Because , It's our practice !!
This thread is the pactice writing English .
Please refer to >>1 .>>160 wrote that like me .

So , please correct >>183 .

I usually masturbate twice a day.

There is a collection thread here.

>>183
Hello. nice to meet you.
I'm a junior high scool student in Tokyo.
Can I stay here?
Please teach me English

You are stupid!

There was a thing about which it was still anxious.
Could you correct that thread if you like?
↓
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1186468468/333
I tried to translate that .
Because , noone translated that res.

The language is a tool.
I think that it's important to understand each other .

>>187
Nice to meet you !
Sorry , I don't live in Tokyo .
"here"?
Is this thread ?
I think that it's "tokyo". :-D

I can't teach English .
Because I'm not good at English .

>>188
refer >>1

see you again .
ちょっと落ち

I was repairing the bicycle.
I came to see the thread while being mending the blowout of bicycle
tires.
I was waiting for the paste to dry.

now i have come back from shop.
when I got out of shop,it was rainy a little.
so I wore raincoat.
but I didn't wear bottom of raincoat.
my raincoat is colorful.
It is better for safety.
then I rode motorcycle.
suddenly,the rain became loudly.
so my pants was wet.
however Now I took all of clothes off and feel good.

>>190
Yes, "here " in the >>187 means this thread.
I'm so sorry to make you confused.

First of all, I'll introduce myself in English without any dictionaries.
It will let you know my terribly poor English skills.
Please revise the mistakes when you found them.

I'm a fourteen-year junior high student in Tokyo.
Though this is not a so rare case in Minato Ward in Tokyo where I'm living;
fortunately, I have friends who are from English-speaking countries and basically don't speak Japanese.
Because I couldn't understand English at all, I only could answer their questions ambiguously when I first met them.
It was really embarrassing, so I made up my mind to study English to communicate with them.
Since I've strived for it, now I can speak English a little with an accurate pronunciation.

By the way, a couple of months ago, I was chosen as one of the delegates of my class for studying English in Canada.
I am strongly willing to study there; however, I am nervous now.

That's why I came here.
Could you please teach me useful English for the life in Canada and remove my anxiety?
Please make me fine!

>193
You are great !!!
You have English language skill too much and might be not suitable in this
thread.
Noone can teach you in this thread ...
I think so .

By the way , when will you go to Canada .
You will meet wonderful and marvelous and great people .

May I ask you ?
Are you a student of American school ?

Oh,I found nice a sled .
I will join this,OK?

>>193
I'll revise by myself..

By the way, a couple of months ago, I was chosen as one of the delegates of my class for studying English in Canada.
means
I will go to Canada for studying abroad from this September to the next September.

>>195
"sled"means "そり"
But , Don't worry .
I made a mistake like this , too .

Do you know what is sled ?
It is a snow vehicle that glides over snow on two ski-like runners, according to my dic.

>>196
I'm sorry .

The correct spelling of スレ is "thread".

Oh,I found a nice thread.

>>194
Thank you for the compliment, but I know I definitely am still immature.
Yes, I actually am a student of American school as you say.
Almost all of my friends can speak English much better than me because they've ever lived in the foreign country.
I'm so jealous.

I'd like to enter the Sophia university in Japan.
It's my ideal.

"friends who are from English-speaking countries" you wrote .

Does they belong to official school
in Minato Ward in Tokyo ?

I think that " a couple of months ago,"means !"２，３カ月前" , does't it ?

Please correct my sentences , if I make a mistake .

I'm sorry that my res is later.

You have a desire to improve yourself .
That's great !!!

Please stay this thread , and teach all of ours , about native speaker etc..

Sorry , I didn't read >>202 .
I wrote >>203

>>204
how old are you?

"Sophia"?
Is it "JYOUCHI"?

>>205
It's private .
つ"KOJINJYOUHOUHOGO"

>>206
Yes

http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1149690996/l50

>>202
Now , I see when you will go to Canada from this September to the next September.
I'm sorry .

( " a couple of months ago,"means !"２，３カ月前"は合ってるんだけど、それとは関係無く>>196の最後の行にあったんですね)

Good night !!

>>203
official →　public

I'm bored!
give me an interesting topic, please!

"How the Japanese TV audience has come to tolerate comedians talking
politics with the second hand opinions they aquired from those sunday
morning talk shows as if they really know what they're talking about.
& How to stop them." Discuss.

「日本のテレビ視聴者が秒針意見で政治を語っているコメディアンを大目に見に来たように、
まるで彼らが本当に彼らが何について話しているかについてわかっているように、
彼らはそれらのsunday朝トークショーからaquiredしました。
と彼らを止めるHow。」Discuss。

どうして、日本の視聴者は、よく知っているかのように政治を語る
コメディアンを受け入れるようになったのか。それらは、彼らが、
日曜日のトークショーから得たもの。
どうすれば彼らを、止めさせることができるか。その議論。

I'm home. I went to the Chinese noodle shop. I'm really full now.

>>212
Hi. If you are bored, how about going to a "ニュース速報+板" or "VIP板"?

>>216
Ｗｅｌｌ ｃｏｍｅ ｂａｃｋ．

http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail.php?queId=7992637
英語で「ただいま」は「I'm home！」ですよね。
じゃあ「おかえり」ってなんて言うの？

But when we come to judge others it is not by ourselves as we really are that we judge them,
but by an image that we have formed of ourselves from which we have left out everything that offends our vanity or would discredit us in the eyes of the world.


これ訳せる人いる？

>>218

It is important for you to study.

>>217
"Welcome back" by any chance?!
I guess that the spelling is wrong.

Happy birthday dear

Oh.Yes.Japanese People is very nice.Wonderfull.Pippy.Great.So good!
I'm very young.You should be English Country.Heve a nice day.Enjoy!!!

kimitachi naniwo itterunodesuka?

Oh！Hear. I found that true spell of "スレッド”is "Thread" in Wikipedia
a littele while ago.

I'm listening music now.
I like Avril lavigne.
Do you like her? Have you listen hers songs?

>>220
I think that "Well come back" is diffrent from "Welcome back" .

"Well come back"は"welcome back"と違うと思う
直訳

２つは違う言葉なんじゃないかなぁ　と言いたかった

I searcedh in google for these words .

"welcome back" is about 462,000,000 hit ."well come back" is about 494,000,000 .

I used japanese google .

Both　of them mean "おかえり"

>>226-228 I wrote .

違う言葉というより　違う言い方？

日本のgoogleだけど　日本語のみを検索したわけじゃない。

I correct my response .
I search in google . →　I search on google .

By the way(ちなみに)
I google .
I look them up on google .
It's OK .(They are OK かな)
それらは　they だよね

http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1011237530
ぐぐるを英語で

There are some American who speak "cookied" by meaned "ate cooky".

>>232
つ　http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google#google.EF.BC.88.E5.8B.95.E8.A9.9E.EF.BC.89

＞英語圏では、「google」が「（広義ではYahoo!などを含めたすべての）検索エンジンで検索する」という意味の動詞として使われることが多くなっている。日本語の「ググる」と同義。

＞英語版ウィキペディアにも収録されている（en:Google (verb)）。

google

verb
1. search the internet (for information) using the Google search engine;
"He googled the woman he had met at the party"
"My children are googling all day"

Don't use Japanese

Please do not use Japanese if possible.
>>236 I favor you.

kono butayarou

それを言うなら　 fat ass!

それをいうならってどう言うの？

英語で書き込め！とあるけど
日本語使うな！とは書いて無いじゃん

We are stupid!

I am バイト中
休憩　now

I can speak Japanese very well.
It is so well that everybody who meet me like me.
I'd like to become like this.
so I think Japanese is important than English.

>>240
Which are you Japanese or Foreigner ?

My part-time job is the Count of stock .

>> 241
I doubt it.
- should be meet<s> after "wvery body"
- object is required after "become"
- <more> is required before "important"
Are these right?

>It is so well that everybody who meet me like me.
I'd like to become like this.

sorry, but can't make sense
could you explain it to me?

>>242

Yes, that is correct.

Additionally, there should be an "s" after the first "like"

(It is so well that everybody who meet(s) me like(s) me.)

>>244

Also, "It is so well" is incorrect. It should be something like "I speak it so well" or, "It is so good"

(It is so well that everybody who meet(s) me like(s) me.)


意味が分からん

>>246

He speaks Japanese so well, that everybody who meets him enjoys his presence.

ああ、It that構文だったの？
最近ＪＡＰの受験英語（失笑）なんて聞く機会なかったから気づかんかったよｗｗ
不細工な英文だよねえｗ

Oh, gimme a break!
I found only-English thread, but only for kindergartener lol

日本語を上手に話すことが出来る。
あまりに上手すぎて私に合う人はみんな好意を抱く。
こういう人に私はなりたい。
だから、私は英語より日本語が重要だと考えている。

I found an interesting thread here!^^

Me too.
This is me a good thread.

(??)^^

I got up at 7 A.M. this morning.^^
If I were a bird, I could catch the worm?^^
Surely, not.^^

I came here a while ago and I've read through the thread..^^
To be honest, I'm sorry, but the English abilities of almost all of the resident(^^) here are worse than mine^^;

>>248

おまえは何人なんだよ。
日本人だったら馬鹿すぎるよな。
JAPというからには、日本の敵だろ？
日本に住むな。

well,well, Don't get so angry,JAP
hehehe

>>255
Dear, babe.
You've hurt your feelings?
hahaha

I hate discrimination and JAP!

I am JAP
I love JAP
I detest Korean

This thread has turned into trash!

どっかで見たような反応と、ありがちなアメリカンジョークだけ？
もうちょっと面白いことを言ったら相手をしてあげよう。

ＪＡＰ必死だなｗ

>>261
japくらいでカリカリすんなよ馬鹿
あ、お前、もしかしてネットウヨとか呼ばれてる口だけのショボイ連中か？ｗ

nonsense!

Let us continute to speak in English!

Ah〜〜 any-any-longer・・・spell・・・lll・・・uh...uh..
oh.mooooooh・・・move in on...do it again...colorfull world///
oh・・・good sunshine mmmm.my eyes---slow time・very happy
uh...treasure bigbigbig uh crystal dream oh・・・

I'm working the part=time job now .
I have my rest time just now .
Today's part-time job is in the "netoff" .

私は今バイトをしています。
ちょうど今私の休憩時間です。
今日のバイトは、”ネットオフ”で、です。

Please correct it !!!
添削よろ〜

I'm "Corrcter?".
”添削厨”でつ。

Please correct it !!!
添削よろ〜

Impossible to correct, Just restart!

I'm "Corrcter?".
”添削厨”でつ。
You'd better cut off your wide foreskin.

【韓国】アジアでパクられる日本の食べ物・お菓子・飲み物【支那】
http://food8.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/salt/1185427164/
　 　　　 　　 　＿＿＿_
　　　　　　 ／ ＼　　／＼　 alert!
.　　　　　／　（ー） 　（ー）＼
　　　　／　　 ⌒（__人__）⌒ ＼　Certainly almost Europeans can't read Chinese character,
　　　　|　　 　　　|r┬-|　　　　|　　but thinking by common sense,
　　　　 ＼　　　　 `ー'´　　 ／ 　　it's too nonsense to name the cookie "白い変人".
　　　　ノ　　　　　　　　　　 　＼
　 ／´　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　ヽ
　|　　　　ｌ　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＼
　ヽ　　　 -一''''''"~~｀`'ー--､　　　-一'''''''ー-､.
　　ヽ ＿＿＿＿(⌒)(⌒)⌒)　)　　(⌒＿(⌒)⌒)⌒))


　 　　　　 　　　＿＿＿_
　　　　　　　 ／_ノ 　ヽ､_＼
　ﾐ　ﾐ　ﾐ　　oﾟ(（●）) (（●）)ﾟo　　　　　　ﾐ　ﾐ　ﾐ　　　　　
/⌒)⌒)⌒. ::::::⌒（__人__）⌒:::＼　　　/⌒)⌒)⌒)　　What?ｗｗｗReary!?ｗｗwｗJesus!!ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
|　/　/　/　　　　　|r┬-|　　　　|　(⌒)/　/ / /／　　　http://www.imgup.org/iup446941.jpg
|　:::::::::::(⌒)　　　　|　|　 |　　 ／ 　ゝ　　:::::::::::/
|　　　　　ノ　　 　　|　|　 |　 　＼　　/　　）　　/
ヽ　　　　/　　　　　`ー'´ 　 　 　ヽ /　　　　／
　|　　　　|　　 l||l　从人 l||l 　　　　 l||l 从人 l||l
　ヽ　　　 -一''''''"~~｀`'ー--､　　　-一'''''''ー-､
　　ヽ ＿＿＿＿(⌒)(⌒)⌒)　)　　(⌒＿(⌒)⌒)⌒))

Oops!
Reary→Really

I love the Offspring.
Their songs are very nice.
Do you like rock music?
>>272

>>268
I don't have my foreskin ,perhaps .
Beacause , my sex isn't a male .

Former name of "netoff" was "e-bookoff " .

ブッコフブッコフ

I searched "foreskin" on the excite dictionary
And I understand that it's something.

I thought that it's "HOUHI" .
It was right !! (It has been right !! )

>>275
I thought HOUHI meant "to break wind".

>>271
I'm sorry to ignore your question .
But , I don't know about the rock .

>>276
The"HOUHI"isn't the "放屁".
It's the "包皮"

But.... Why do we chat about it ?!

>>272
> Beacause , my sex isn't a male .

Should use "gender" instead of "sex" or just say "Because I am female".

でも、オリンピックとかスポーツ競技で、セックスチェックとか言うじゃないか？


う〜ん　夏休みも終盤にさしかかって、人が減ってきたなぁｗ

あ！　I don't remenber writing English !!
または、I forget writing English !!

TOELCでググると馬鹿がいっぱい出てくるぞｗ

From somewhere drifting in is a abominable reek of burning tobacco, which makes me mad and want to assassinate the creature enjoying smoking now.

Excite makes me fun !!!
It translates >>283 , "ゆっくり流れるのが、燃えているタバコの大嫌いな浪費であるところから、どれが、私を気が狂うようにして、現在喫煙するのを楽しむ生物を暗殺したがっていますか?
".
wwwww

>>282
Oh!!! They are my mates!!!
Are you admitted into us ?
Come on ! Join us .

同志だ！！
君も我々の仲間にならないか？
さぁ(おいでよ)！一緒に！

I wonted to induce James !! into this thread...
ジェームスをこのスレに誘導すればよかった・・・

[418]James:[email protected] 08/19(日)15:39:32
こんにちわ。ジェームスです。どうぞよろしく。わたしはアメリカじんです。

Hello, I am looking to meet Japanese people.
I am 17 years old.
I live in Chicago in the United States.
I am a new to 2channel, so I don't really know what I am doing -_-.
I am not very good at Japanese, but I am taking private lessons.
I want to become fluent one day ^_^.
Sorry if I posted this in the wrong place.
My Japanese is too basic to find my way around on this site.
Thanks!

つづき
[425]名無しさん＠英語勉強中 08/19(日)16:15:48 ↓
>>418
こんにちは。わたしは日本の人たちに会おうと思っています。
わたしは１７歳です。
私はアメリカのシカゴに住んでいます。
わたしは２ちゃんねるは初心者で、だから自分が何をしているのかよく判りま
せん。
わたしの日本語はあまり上手ではありませんが、個人授業を受けています。
いつか流暢になりたいです。
間違った場所にこれを投稿したならごめんなさい。
わたしの日本語は、このサイトで場所を探すには初歩的すぎます。
ありがとう！

つづき
[422]名無しさん＠英語勉強中 08/19(日)16:06:28
James, you won't find anyone from 2ch.
you're not supposed to give personal info (your email address etc) here,
therefore it won't take you anywhere.
Try other sites.... I don't know, google "american japanese meeting" etc.

[427]名無しさん＠英語勉強中 08/19(日)16:35:50 ↓
>>422
James, you won't find anyone from 2ch.
ジェームズ。２ちゃんじゃ誰も見つからないよ。
you're not supposed to give personal info (your email address
etc) here,
ここで個人情報（メルアドなど）を晒すべきじゃない。
therefore it won't take you anywhere.
だから何にもならない。
Try other sites....
他のサイトを試せ。
I don't know, google "american japanese meeting" etc.
知らないけど、グーグルで"american japanese meeting"とか
を括ってみたらどうだ。

■2ch英語→日本語スレッド part169■
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1186468468/418-427

Little time ago ,there was a student of an American school that has been scheduled to go to study to
Canada , on this thread .

少し前なら　とか　少し前であれば　って　どう言うの？
If it's a little time ago . でいいの？

Let's induce James by us !!
みんなで　ジェームスを誘導しよう！！

We may teach James about Japanese .
We and James will be able to become the fifty-fifty relationships.

Where did all have gone away ?

Overthere.

Yes,I'm Orange Juice

Can you give me the pencil?

pencil? are you poor? you should go to 100yen shop, and buy the pencil.

How's it going?
>>300

Everybody sex!! yeah

Good morning. I have to do make a lunch box now. I'm sleepy.

I can tell you! Listen to me!

Pen! Book! sex! Oh!

Oh,This thread is awesome!!
I'll come here everyday.

"making a lunch box",that sounds so hard.

Oh sorry. I meant to say "Bento". and "lunch box", is it unnatural? O_o

a a a I like shopping slowfood. I am verygood health.I am enjoy
"the sampo". Very Nice.I am looking for grate books.World chainging
now.must enjoy.Worldy enoufh PEACE.All of the peaple wish study.
I cannot little English.My braininside is japanese average.
Japanese are same.See you later.

Oh no. I made a typo in last post. "meant" -> "mean" >_<

Well...
Today's dinner is cheese curry, seafood soup, plus caesar's salad.
And, we will eat melon sherbet for dessert after dinner.
Ah, I'm hungry!

plusて…
あとAndでは文は始まりません
３０６もちょっとひどい
お前ら、もう少し勉強しろよ…

307 where are you from?

Good morning!

Hi 308
Oh... Thank you for pointing out a mistake! I'm ashamed of myself T_T
How come shouldn't I use "plus"? I drew upon my pen-pal's letter to create text. If you like please tell me the reason.
Anyhow, I'll keep on learning steadily!

Hi 309
I'm from Hong Kong... Just kidding! ;)

How comeねえ…
そんなのはよっぽどくだけた言い方で会話でしか使えませんよ
しかも貴方はuponなんて単語も使っている
これは非常に堅い言い方で、how comeとはどう考えても合わない。その英文なら素直にwhyのほうがいい。
君の英語は、間違いも散見されるけど、非常にpoliteな感じがするね
そういう英文を心がけてるのなら、how come, gonna, what's up?
といった、いかにも日本のテキストでカッコいい言い方として紹介されてるような英語は控えるべきです。

Enjoy these cool pictures!

http://www.vume.com/photos/browse/byuser/violentaj/1

Hello I'm high shool student.I like ENGLISH！ But ENGLISH is difficult orz
I hearing&TOEIC study now.
I wanna know my ENGLISH fource.
Sorry low ENGLISH^^;

>>313
Hello. I also am a high school student.
Nobody here cares whether you can write English properly or not.
Don't be afraid, please!
You have some interesting topics? Let's talk with me in English!

>>310
Don't respond to 308 (311 is the same one too)
He's a mentally challenged loser who's been posting retarded comments on many threads
around here so he can feel better about his miserable life. Just ignore him. Not even worth
the time noticing his pathetic existence. He's as significant as a fly on shit.

Hi 311

I didn't know that "how come" was frank expression.
Ah, that's difficult... I feel kind of sad...T_T
But I'm very grateful to you for your advice!
I wish I were as talented as you...

Hi 315

Oohhh.....O_o
What a problem...

>>315
You also lok immature
I'm disappointed..

315
Oh, 308 and 311 are the same person?
Everybody knows it.
Why you took the trouble to write here so proudly??
I totally can't understand it and you just look stupid as well.

どうでもいいですよ、と

I want to do number 1.

>>319
Proud? I'm not proud, I'm annoyed, that's why. If you don't get annoyed by internet maggots like him
that's probably because you are one of them. or himself. I left this place like 8 months ago and
came back now and he was still here doing the same thing. Of course i get disgusted.

>>319
You had been here before?
Oh, I got it!
That's a perfectly appropriate reason why your English doesn't look sophisticated.
Keep doing here, kid!

>>322
You had been here before?
Oh, I got it!
That's a perfectly appropriate reason why your English doesn't look sophisticated.
Keep doing here, kid!

どうでもいですよ、と

your English are so good!

sorry it's "is"

nello

Uh, Damn!!! "Ｍ" is some confusing shit, shitshit FUCK!

Okay, basically, this is someone i called "Ｍ".
She's bitch who is fucking immature and she is idiot.
She sucks!!!

Ｍ is a poser though and trust me,
if you meet her, do me a favor and stab her

Damn you Fucking Bitch Dickhole Suckers!
You die, you die and burn to Hell!!! Wanna kill u

>>314
Hi! Really? you also high school student.I live in TOKYO and I commute tokyo high school.
Sorry indifferent tale. Nice to meet you!

Today was cloudy and cold. I have a headache and I have been slightly feverish since last night.
I seem catch a cold...

>>331
Oh, are you okay?
Take a rest and get well soon.

I don't like M much; L is better because he never sleeps.

But it doesn't matter much to me!

>>332
Thank you for saying so. I hope it won't get any worse...
I need to build up my strength!

I'm going to sleep for about 1 hour because I'm getting sleepy.
I love nap :)

>>336
Time to wake up

>>337
Hi, good morning???


Oh no... I overslept... -_-;

Don`t worry ! me too

you just woke up? I sleep at 9pm.

tellooooooonn.i sleep now going my way.You should be could.would.
everoverclover slots.cool business Japanese basic economy glorias power.
You could should having all of the people has come autumn peak season.
You know.See you later. Have a good time.Very Very Very Nice DAY.
bye bye all my friend.comes my business partner.sunshinecity.

SAKANAKUN meets U in sumshincity bldg.
I don`t Know floor of he stay.

My favorite headphone broke just now.
I had a attachment to it though it was cheap goods.
Ah, I'm sad and am almost crying.

don't you say!

↑　「何も言うな」　って言ってる訳じゃないからね。
「まあ、それはなんてことだ。」って意味

>>344 345
それなら、
OMGかなんか入れたらいいんじゃね？
what is that? の中にhellを入れるとか　what the hell is that?ｗｗ

>>346  thanks for your idea.

>>347

you're welcome

Yes, I had a rough time...
However, I still use the broken headphone.
Wow! it makes a strange noise! hahahaha ^^

...It needs repairs. *sigh*

What time is it now?

Today I was late for school, and
scolded by my teacher.
So I should have left home earlier this morning.
I strongly felt that it was very important
to be punctual.

>351
You should not have masterbated last night.
That's the reason you overslept and late for school.

>>352
ｈｕｈｉｈｉ

アホな質問すまん。
>>351の
"Today I was late for school, and scolded by my teacher."
は
"Today I was late for school, and was scolded by my teacher."
って書き方じゃダメなんか？

>>354
前者は悪くないけど、後者の方がいい気がします。

>>351  you had  good exeperiecse.

>>355
なるほどー、両方アリなんだね。どうもありがとう。
351さん勝手に引用してすまんです m(_ _)m

今日、仕事で、あるミスを犯しました。というのは、
ボードに書いてあるシフト表を良くチェックしていませんでした。
私は先輩に対し、「少し注意が足りませんでした。」と言いました。

これを英語にchangeした場合、どんなセンテンスが適切でしょうか？

例えば、個人的に思い浮かんだのは
”just I had not to notice”とかおかしいですか？

こういうシチュエーションでgoodな文は何ですか？

>>358
>こういうシチュエーションでgoodな文は何ですか？

Turn off your PC and go to bed right now.
Posting messages on 2 channel at eleven o'clock
is the reason you make mistakes like that.

"I'm sorry. I should have been more careful."
と反省してみたり
"I'm sorry I didn't notice."
と謝ってみたり
"Shut fuckin up! Who do you think I am!!"
と逆ギレ起こしてみたりｗｗｗ


>>359
hahaha that's true... but you're going too far ^^;

>>360 ありがとうございます。非常に参考になりました。

2007/10/19-14:21 米兵ら少女暴行の疑い＝広島県警が捜査
http://www.jiji.com/jc/c?g=soc_30&k=2007101900528

広島市内で１０代の少女が男に乱暴される事件があり、米兵が関与した
疑いがあるとみて、広島県警が米軍当局と協力し強姦（ごうかん）容疑
で捜査していることが１９日、分かった。
調べなどによると、１４日午前３時すぎ、広島市内で、１０代後半の
少女が車の中で４人に暴行された。少女が被害届を提出した。女性は飲
食店で男らと出会い、連れ出されたとみられる。
県警は、容疑が固まれば米軍側に身柄引き渡しを求める方針。

>>362
Cut four penises,revenge revenge go go !

>>359 exactiy. i would be reconcider to me.

Japan should have made their own Robot

この訳は、
[日本は、自国のロボットを作れるだろうに。」でいいですか？

それとも、「・・を作れただろうに」という過去形ですか？この文は。

Strongrily wrong English it is. Why do you think about how to sex,
you'll find your mistaken.

Snip your nipples off!

who do you think I am？ってどうゆう意味ですか？

てめー俺のこと誰だと思ってんだ？ゴルァ？

SNIPP OFF YOUR DIRTY DICK!

If you guys want sexual talk, check out a dirty talk thread.


>>365
should have だから　〜するべきだった　になるんじゃない？
違ったらごめん。

>>369
ありがとう！

Essentially, almost of all English leaners should take mergely
distinctive mothod for getting better English manners.
It is however more difficult than study English apparently.
What must we take on?

>>373
Oh, double dutch!

I am a high school student,I belong to 1-1.
recently, I passed the examination of EIKEN 2 level.
I was so delighted that I couldn't stop laughing.
then, I told the teacher that I had passed the examination of EIKEN 2 level.

the teacher said " really?" I said "yes!"
the teacher also laughed and delighted.
I felt that this pass made many delight, for example,
<delight of achievement > and <delight of that I made her smile> and so on.
thank you

>>375
Congratulations!

Well, I'm over 30 y-o man.
Recentrly, I've taken a exam of TOEIC.
But I couldn't grab good result 'Cause it was 480 point.
I was so sadness that I coudn't stop crying.
then I told my family to my lower point result of TOEIC.

My wife said, "really?". I answered her, "Oh my god!".
My wife also feels sadness and crying too.
I felt that the bad result made many sadness circumstance.

Thank U.

Internationalization... It has been taken as a correct thing, but
I do not think so.
Now what is called internationalization is equal to the Americanization.
In fact this means world-wide intrude of American culture.
We should protect our own culture. It's our pride.

I'm a native speaker. It's Japanese that makes me look idiotic.

I'm afraid to type in Japanese because I'm scared of making incredibly lame, generic sounding sentences. Sentences like "I am Bob. I like pie. How are you? I am good. Thank you very much. He is tall and funny."

Sentences that sound like they came out of a textbook in otherwords.

>>377
I don't think so.
'Cause many japanese traditional culture has a lot of meaningless.
the meaningless things are unnecessary for our future.
Especially, we have to change our old culture that it has contradiction.
On the other hand, the U.S. culture is very evolution rather than
any other country's culture.
Now I really think so.

>>379
Do you affect anything the US?

>>378
Let me rock your textbook sentences.

I am Bob but call me Boobie. I like pie when I have sex.
How are you with a dildo? I am good.

>>380
Yes I do.
Our culture comes to be the U.S.like gradually.
Even if we haven't got a Internationalization, we won't
grab a victory in the world.

As U know, japan was a success country for advanced
nation. we had a high technology skill so on.
But now we were outstripped by some developing
countrys.
As long as we've brought old japanese traditional nature,
we've never been top of a winner.

We don't care!

Ah ha.

>>375
English speaking people do not "laugh" when they pass an exam and feel happy. They "ejaculate".
So, you have to use the verb "ejaculate" to express such a happiness.

I was so happy that I could not stop ejaculating!

>>382
who fucking cares... you are fucking gross and are so fucking camp lol.

>>385
that's awful but funny!!!!!

I have white american friend who has always been changing his japanese girlfriend weakly
His name is Johnathan he is my housemate. He is an exchange student living in tokyo
when he almost gets home
He always calls me and says "could you go out for a second" after
that he enjoys with his girlfriend
I have inferiority feeling on him
Because I haven't had a girlfriend in my life what a loser i am
that's why i'm fucking around this fucked up 2ch and writing peace of shit men..
I gotta go.. it's handjob time.. I wanna spit my semen on all motherfucker's face
Fucking cocker sucker little prick

お前確信犯だろｗｗ

unko

im sleepy now.

go to bed then w

payday♪payday♪　happy-♪

I am look happy.

It is unncessary for me to study modern literature.これ訳して下さい

近代文学を勉強することは私にとって不必要です。
×unncessary
○unnecessary

正解です　ごめんね、綴り間違えちゃって。正確には、現代文学かな

He is a hardcore 2 channeller whose brain is filled with words like
KOREA, CHINA, Anti-Japan etc.

my outsider's friend said, your english language is too funny and not normally use.

but I can not understand regarding that unnaturalness sensuously,

I often use web translation for composition.

may be, this unnaturalness has relation to it.

I have not regard to language school for study.

because they has fraud fucking well.

what does this sentence feel like?

Was today herroween?
there is American base houses  neary my house.
Everuday  I thrue pass near by the american houses.
today,at there,  many chidlen are enjoied herroween.

Dear, sir or madame.

I found some illegal copy from tv programmes on your web site.
I would like to ask you to delete below.

Thank you and God bless.

The Chunichi Dragons won the championship at the Japan Series.
The city of Nagoya must be the happiest place now.
Congratulations, Dragons!!
But, I'm fan of Pacific League, so I rooted for the Fighters.
Ah, it's really too bad.

I got up at 6:00 morning.
then, i studied english about 15 minutes.
then, i ate my brekfast. today i ate  breads.
after brekfast, i took a rest time. and had a cup of coffee.
and i turned on my pasonal computer, and i checked my e-mail.
i went to my work by my shopping bike.

Whether or not you can improve your English skills depends on whether or not
you are endowed with exceptional linguistic talent.

I, who are not favoured by that sort of faculty, will never rise to the level
of excellence which is achieved only by linguistic geniuses, whether I may
mingle with natives or read dictionaries aloud even a thousand times.

may i ask everyone who read this message?

how long does it take to write your message or what you wanna tell actually?

>>404
what is the point?
I wrote this sentence for 30 second

Hi, how are you guys doing?
I'm not good. I didn’t sleep last night. So, I'm very tired and feel dull.
I will take a nap from now. Good night! haha

Though I'm not good at cooking, I made a Udon and ate it at lunch.
The cooking went well, and it tasted good.
I wish my tummy not hurt later. ^_^;

Ah, I can't sleep, what's more, I have become hungry.
I found doughnut on kitchen counter just now. Um... Should I eat it or not?

It can't be helped. I'm going to sleep because I don't want to grow fat.
So long and good night guys.

No,no! You should not eat doughnut in the night. So you go fat exactly.
I recommend you drink hot milk with honey in the middle of the night, so you maybe can sleep easily.
I have a desease named "Insomnia", so I couldn't sleep without sleeping drugs.
But I resentry can sleep without drugs, because I drink hot milk with honey before sleep at night.
I pray for you that you have a good and deep sleep and wake up at morning with refreshing feeling.
So good night and have a wonderful day! God bless you.

Thanks so much for your advice!
Yes, you're right. Certainly I shouldn't eat high-calorie stuff like doughnut in the midnight. And it's bad for health.
Insomnia is horrible for everyone, isn't it?
As you were saying, I tried hot milk yesterday. It was so yummy! My body has gotten warm, so I felt kinda relieved.
I too don't want to count on drug. And if possible, I want to lead a healthy life without drug.

I have bad Otitis Externa. It's too pain and itchy. I'm listening to loud music (too big volume!!) plus BBC radio everyday with my earphone. So that may be why...
Ahhhh what a unlucky day!!

Keep the juniour highschool level!

Yes sir! MIYAGI SENSEI !!

皆さん，素晴らしいデツ．

What is this board's purpose?

>>415

白根!

(ﾟ�听) Beats me.

Life is crazy

That's right!

I read this thread and feel strong emotion!
Four words inspired to me!
I am crazy to that!s!

2 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 投稿日：2007/08/14(火) 23:07:58
Pen!

3 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 投稿日：2007/08/14(火) 23:27:13
Book!

4 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 投稿日：2007/08/14(火) 23:28:27
sex

5 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 投稿日：2007/08/14(火) 23:31:20
Oh!

I　working　to　the　McDnald　part　time　job　everyday.
Today、came　to　NO　JAPANESE　six　o'cloc　in　the　evening.
They　are　well　spoak　JAPANESE.

My　ENGLISH　is　what　point？　

i'm　lovin　it!

I went to the English lesson.
I don't like British
because He is noisy.

I like anime songs. They make me feel happy...

>>420
現在進行形の前にbe動詞を置く。
I'm working part-time job at McDonald everyday.
主語と動詞の順序に注目。S+V+O
Today, some non-Japanese customers came to the store at six o'clock PM.
進行形ではないのでbe動詞はいらない。
They spoke Japanese well.

>>421
正しくはI'm lovin' it.だが、チャットやメールでは省略しても特に問題は無い。

>>422
「English lesson」という単語を使いたいなら、授業を「受ける」を
表す「to take」と、場所を表す「language school」などの目的語が必要。
I went to the language school to take a English lesson.となるが、
やや回りくどいので、I went to the English class.でも良い。

「Blitish」がすべての英国人が、それとも特定の英国人かをはっきりさせる
必要がある。becauseのあとにheとあるので特定の人が騒々しいと説明したいのだろうが、
それだと「彼はうるさいのでイギリス人が嫌いです。」となり、意味が通じない。
I don't like British because they are noisy.「イギリス人はうるさいので嫌いです。」
もしくは、
I don't like my British teacher because he is noisy.「(私を担当している)イギリス人の先生はうるさいので嫌いです。」
が妥当。

>>423
anime songsの前にtheを忘れずに。

i am pen you shall be refer to month going to the bed is he?

I will go back home as soon as possible.

I have made up my mind to study English harder!!

I luv interpol but they pass jpn and tour aus. Sad!

I go to school with my friends.

Tonight　is　cold！cooold！I　am　frozen!!I　must　take　a　bath！

>>424
I　am　>>420.THANK　YOU　VERY　MUCH！

I have a big penis.
So I'm happy everyday!

>>431
wow! I am envious of you.
But my one is pretty HARD anytime.

I have cut my hair by myself.
I'm trying to believe that my bangs are like Lilly Allen,
not Ichimatsu doll.

Who is Lilly? An actress?

>>434
I'm sorry. Lily Allen.
Thank you for your ageashitori(´・ω・｀)

Hang on! Hang on!
This is not ageashitori...
I really don't know the person named Lily... Sorry.

I misunderstood!
I thought that you are a typical hardcore 2channeler, so...
I'm so sorry.
Lily is a British singer. ^^

Oh, thank you for telling me about her and never mind!!
I searched Lily on google image just now. Wow, she is so cute!

...I also want to be like her (´・ω・｀)

I'm eating baked sweet potato now, AKA Yakiimo. Yummy!

I have just completed assigment(2 essays in English).
It was so tough, Good night.

I'm super useless as always.

sounds to far sky pray, miracle.

eternal flame that lit up on that day.
untie deep dark
opens door of freedom for large and infinity future

I found me.
That must be a doppelganger.

Im hungry
because I ate dinner 6hour ago
I should dry my hair

I'm very sleepy now, because I couldn't sleep well last night.

I am bored.

I'm BoA.

He must be a racist.. Shit!

please teach me English just now.
I want to get English speaking skill.
Because my English speaking skill is very pour.
unnn.I'm not sure.

>>449
pour WAROTA
You must have a good sense in comedy.
Moreover, you must have a good skill in X.
I like X very much, and put on X with my girl friend every day.

Oh yeah? Fine.

I am 18 grader.I have a bad news......
That is ,,,, that I failed the interview of Eiken 2 .
Hardly had I seen the result when I cried loudly...................
I wonder I was hard...
I have to study the other subjects,however,I determined to study only English.
I am going to forsake the others.

>>452
Sorya sono eigo jya ochiru wana wwwwww

>>452
I agree with the 452.
I can't see any posibility for her/him to improve the English ability in any terms.
I think the person goes to a lower-rated university
and stands a bad chance passing through the next Eiken exam.

My English is　very prejudice! can you understand the word "prejudice"
I want to say "unbalace".
But I think you can take this mean I want to say.
How about this? and Do you think my English ability.

My English is　very prejudice! can you understand the word "prejudice"
I want to say "unbalace".
But I think you can take this mean I want to say.
How about this? and Do you think my English ability.

What happened to this thread?

I'm come in.

Let's write down here! By juni-hi English. Come join us !

>>452
The sentences you've made can't be understood. www
And I've already known the term prejudice, but your use of the word is teribly wrong!
Haha. You should say "you have a biased view".
And "unbalance" you ment should be imbalance.
That's why it's evident for you to fail to pass the exam from the sentences you've made.
そりゃだれがみたっておちるわなｗｗ

teribbly

meant

どこの部分が間違ってる？
>>460、453

>>463
「どこの部分が間違ってる？」（猛苦笑）

意味不↑

>>460
thanks! your return.
I didn't want to say a biased view, but a biased knowledge.
>>That's why it's evident for ・・something something ・・・・ is difficult　for me.
please say another words.

I am 18 grader.I have a bad news......
That is ,,,, that I failed the interview of Eiken 2 .
Hardly had I seen the result when I cried loudly...................
I wonder I was hard...
I have to study the other subjects,however,I determined to study only English.
I am going to forsake the others.
たぶん自己分析すると下から三番目、上から二番目の文章が間違ってるってことカ･･･

>>466
From top to toe, your English couldn't understood by anybody.
I recommend you to study not only English but also other subjects from an elementary school level.
Bad luck with you!

I can english.

>>467
真面目に答えてやると、はじめからずっとおかしい
訂正するとすべてになるから、少しだけ教えてやる
18 graderは？おまえ狂人かｗｗ
a bad news君はニュースも数えられるマジシャンカｗｗ
第3文（笑）生意気に倒置使う前に意味不ｗｗ
第4言葉すらない・・ｗｗ
5意図すら理解不能ｗｗ
6もう何も言いたくない・・
結果前文パーフェクトに間違い
こんなレベルでよく英検受ける気になったなｗｗ

第３文はその結果を見たとたん、泣き出した。　っていうつもりで加工としたんだけど
あと第４は　頑張ったのに･･･って言う意味
第５は他にしなければならない教科があるけど、英語だけをやることを決意した。
第６は他の教科を捨てるつもりだ。

別にすべて間違いというわけじゃない。

Right now! I saw that Perfect Mistake by 467! awesome!

470
お前の知識不足だな　残念ながら第３と第５、６はあってる。
だが他の文章は糞以下だなｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>>467
I'm an 18-year-old.
I had a bad thing today.
I've found I missed the English exam Eiken of the grade 2nd.
I had already known it would be difficult to pass the test.
Now I've determined to study English more, even if it could forgo other subjects.

相変わらず嫉妬心がこもってるね

何を勘違いしてるんだか。
言葉なんて意味が分かればいいんだよ。
伝わればいいんだよ。
>>452の文章で俺は意味は分かった。
分からない奴が馬鹿なんだろ。

正確さ正しさなんて二の次。
それが分かってないようじゃ
一生英語でコミュニケーションなんてできるようにならないっての。

>>473
Hardly had I seen the resultほとんどその結果をみたことないって、そりゃそうだろ
その結果は始めてみるわけで二度と見ないんだから。意味不明
第5文howeverの使い方間違い　さらにhave determinedとしないと過去ではおかしい（不可能ではない）
第６文the othersと特定して英語以外のすべての科目を表してるつもりだが
科目に限らず生活のことも含められる可能性を考慮してothersとすべき
473おまえの英語力もクソだろなｗｗｗ

お前の知識本当に終わってるわ･･･
やっぱ知能低い
hardly ~ when ... 〜するとすぐに･･･　
っていう構文あるのわからんのか？あほｗ

477　どんまいｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

なんだかんだいって
452は難しい構文使いすぎ。

�T think , 468 is bad man.
Every body ! What do you think about his comment.

>>481
just one word, rubbish... he can't criticise others like that. his english
is also pretty bad.

My room is cold.

>>481
>Every body
猛苦笑

>>483
Mine too... I can't wait till spring.

Spring　has come.

I am Ｌ .

Looks like summer has come.

>>487
Are　you　L？long　time　no　see．I　think　you　dead...

OK．hey　L,　Dou　you　eat　this　kitkat?
it's　nice．This　is　new　taste　solt＆caramel．

Hey, L is main character of death note, isn't it?
Sorry if I'm wrong. I don't know anime well :p

que tal?

What language is this? French?

castillano.

Che cosa vuol dire castillano ?

>>493-494
too bad, you don't belong here... bye bye!

esa esta un pensamiento como gringo,
entonces, chaito.

c`est la vie?

>>496
do　you　speaking　ITARY　right？
I　like　ITARY.　BIANCHI,food　and　the　old　histry.
Stage　of　JOJO'S　BIZARRE　ADVENTURE　part5.　

>>498
your english grammer and spelling is a disaster

>>499
You are fuck!

>>500
In that case, you should say 'Oh I'm so sorry. I should've been more careful.' or 'Come on you bastard, bring it on! I'll rip off your balls! Fuck you!!'.

hahaha :D

ah-!

I am going to take the test. So,I am studying in "2ch".

>>501
Are you moron? RTFST (Read The Fucking Sure-Tai) !

hahaha :D
hahaha :D
hahaha :D

oh no!

My name is a pen.

clean this

How suck you are

i am a pen

>>504
hahahaha I'm sorry, I only say that to make fun of >>500.
oh well, don't be so impatient! :D

Do　you　understand？
ＯＫ！Ｃｏｍｅ　on．
So　let's　ｇｏ！

I like this very much.

I am very tired today.

hahaha :D
hahaha :D
hahaha :D

Vous nest pas francais.
Vous apprenez le francais.
Mais, Je nest pas francais aussi.
Je parle francais.
And I speak english too.
It is very interesting to learn foreign languages.
As I am english baka, I always keep my english diary.
I like reading dictionaries. And I read english-japanese dictionary
et dictionnaire francais-japonais.

>>515

それでフランス語が話せる気でいるのか？
動詞変化が滅茶苦茶。
でたらめもいい加減にしろ！

what do you hasve to do?
he gives and he gives.hahaha

X cues me? My name is a pen. How you you? I am I and you? What do you do?

WHATTA TERIBURU SREAD..

Oh my gad!

yay life!

I am foolish

Como esta!

外人と口喧嘩するときのテンプレ

fuckoff and die fuckoff you very crude 消えろ市ねお前は非常にバカですよ＾＾
therefore dont strain yourselves　ムリすんなやｗｗｗ
my does not reply to you question てめえの質問なんか知るか
poor man needs to die　　　　　　　ザコ死んどけよｗｗｗ

罵倒っていうか喧嘩する時
go　to　hellはgo　to！とか
省略するって本当？

>>1-525

Looks worse than the shit you're always posting...