Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 43

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Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)
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>>1
Thank you for coopelation. :-) I eager to built this thread.
Of cource, I tried to make this but 2ch did not admit to
make thread to my provider.

Let's enjoy chatting in English!

No one is here around this time. I am lonely I can't sleep. I wanna talk with someone.

hey,r u still there?

you are lucky if you date Korean girls.
korean girls are special.

you're not alone,i'm here...

OH! there are a few my best friends awake.

>>14 >> 15 >>16
My frinsnds. I want you to listen to my talk.
I had a job interview yesterday, but I couldn't arrive there on time. it's highly likely to fail my interview.orz
I should have gone earlier. I can't quit a NEET...

did u answed all the questions given properly?
if yes, u should be alright.
of course,yr behavior was not appropriate
yet,when it comes to job-interview n things like that, statement, i mean,
what u said would be much more taken into account.
most importantly,u can change yourself if u really want.
you gatta adapt yourself into new surrondings.

stay strong!!

sorry, friend. you are very kind. I follow ur advice next job interview.

Good afternoon.

I'cant speak English!!!!
What should I do?

ﾑﾊｯ

Take lessons.

Hey I can't speak Japanese but I'd like to learn it. :)

Or I can but those are just some odd words and expressions like ありがとう or 耳. I know all the hiragana and katakana plus a few kanji. :D

I like Japanese!

No, not like...

...love! ;)

I can't speak English at all.
Tell me what's wrong with my English conversation.

>>25
Judging from that setence, nothing is wrong at all.

Thank you.
But I'm afraid to speak with foreigners.
I wonder if they understand what I say.

Yes, I can't see anything wrong in that sentence either. :)

>>27
You shouldn't be afraid and you seem quite understandable to me.

>>28>>29
Thank you very much.
Thank you!

I want to have girlfriends.

I am a cherry and NEET.

This is someone's fetish?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DL_81T-U8M "Sexy English".

'Oh yess.. Yess.... Talk pronunciation with me! Mmm...'

>>33
That was.. interesting

I'm hungry...

>>32 >>33
Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121001818/l50

>>33
Oy ve..
The English in that video is fucked up.. They use some of the words quite incorrectly.
And their meaning for "cockpit" must be some weird, rarer american porn-slang.

X "What's up?" "Yeah! This is pussy!"
"What's up?" is NOT a question you can answer with an affirmative/negatory reply like that.

X "God dammed" [= stating God made a dam]
O "God damned" [= cursing]

X "All right! Is this cockpit, isn't it?"
O "Alright, this is a cockpit, isn't it?"
O "Alright, is this a cockpit?"

X "Yeah! I want to is put it in!"
O "Yeah, it is! I want to put my cock in!"
O "Yes! I want to put it in!"

X "Is this dick inside of pussy?"
O "Will that dick be inside my pussy?"
O "Will I get to feel that dick inside my pussy?"

X "You're good at blowing job aren't you?"
O "You're good at (giving) blowjobs, aren't you?"

X "You're good at (giving) blowjobs, aren't you?" "Do you wanna try?"
O "You're good at (giving) blowjobs, aren't you?" "Do you want to find out?"
O "You're good at (giving) blowjobs, aren't you?" "Do you want to give me a try?"


Gotta love the end-scene pose though.. Comedy gold.

>>33
I don't think people really use "cockpit" like that, not in my neck
of the woods anyway.

While I was checking that I found the following phrase with Google ...

"the Wood-Pussy accommodates four or five adults in her
picnic-size cockpit."

... it isn't what you're thinking (probably).

>>33
ちなみに "you are good at blowing job aren't you?" は間違ってます。
"You are good at blow jobs aren't you?"の方が正しいです。

Hello everybody!!
いやーいきなりの英語での挨拶正直すまんかった！！ｗｗ
とうとうこのスレもシリーズ43発目！！そろそろ起こるぜAJM！！！
After long series of American Joke for our freedom,owarai and culture,
there may be a great grestly new concept of AJ!!
すまんこすまんこ！さっきロスからかえったばっかりなんだｗｗ
よっっしゃー！みんな準備はオーケー？おっとぼうや、ガソリン足りないぜ！
こいつはとってもながいながいジョークアベニュー、１００満ガロンのガソリンをつめこんどきな！！おっとそこのブロンドちゃん、ハイヒールはここではご法度さ。
なにせここには飢えた狼が１００満匹はいるからな！！そいつじゃ
にげられっこねーぜ！！おおっと、こいつはいけねぇ、みんなしっかり穴塞いどけよ！
アメリカ１のデカマラジョニーのお出ましだ！！いやこりゃまたしまった！
テキサス１の妄想癖がまた出ちまったぜ！！
ほらこいブロンド！！どうした弁護士！！脇が甘いぜニガー！！本気を出せよポーリッシュ！！
キンタマついてんのかアイリッシュ！！お医者さん俺は本当は元気ピンピンなんだぜ！！
しっかり仕事しろよシカゴ警察！！大統領そんなものはこの世にないぜ！！
ゲイツよ俺に一ドルよこせよHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
ほらほらそろそろ始まるぜ！！みんなついてこいよ遅れるな！！
よっしゃーーーいくぜーーーッ！！！手始めに>>41！！一発かましてやれ！！

>>40
帰れ

＞＞３７
I've never heard the word "cockpit" used like that before.

>>33

Ewww...

>>38
cockpit = pit for cock?
It makes sense but pretty rubbish.

The majority may prefer a wide cockpit than the tight one in actual cases....

hoshino aki does not deserve to be famous

>>45
it means you think she should be enjoyed only among the limited enthusiasts?
or, you mean she is a mere rubbish?

>>46
both. get her off of tv.

She's kind of cute and has big breasts though.

>>48
So. women like her are nothing special. Having an average face
but a big rack is no reason to make someone famous.

By the way,
how do you think of Horiemon?

>>49
Sometimes the only difference between fame and obscurity is whether you can suck the chrome off a trailer
hitch or not.

>>49

Unfortunately, it is... （∵）；

>>50
Horiemon was stupid to make himself a talent if he knew that his
company was manipulating the stock market and other illegal activities.
Of course his was not the first and definately not the last company
to do such things, but why be stupid enough to appear on television
so much?

fucking dumbass. hope jail is treating him well.

>>52
Well hoshino aki is still bullshit. At least Megumi has a sharp
enough wit to seem interesting (although she doesn't seem to have
much in terms of "book-smarts")

hahaha, you are stupid. The most pretty angel is Emma Watson. I will marry her. She may love me.

>>55
HA!!!!!!!!!!

(((;ﾟДﾟ))) Earthquake....

Every 14th February makes me depressed. All girls will not give me any chocolate without telling the reason. I wanna know why.

Because they don't like you? Stop being such an pussy and be a man. Who cares about girls anyway, they only take your free time away from your friends.

>>57
How big?

>>59
They also take your money away from you.

Spend your time with your friends. Girls are fun to be with in short bursts.

Friendship will always last. Relationships usually just go down the drain (at least in Oita)

>>55
It seems you are the stupid one. Not only do you believe an
underage English could love you, but you also choose one who
is not so cute.

She will never love. You will never see her in real life, only
in movies or tv

some of NEETs in 2ch are quite intelligent, but some (in particular in this thread) are simply morons.lol lol lol lol lol

They're also lolicon

That's right I am lolicon! I believe tenkarin is mine.

>>69
your belief is pretty stupid then. How can she be yours? she
does not know you. and you just know her from photo collections
that you wank to.

why can't you wank to a girl who is at least 18?

>>66
so do you like it better when a girl doesn't have any hair
down there?

I am a NEET. I always wank Tenkarin!!! that's all. Thank you!

>>69
you're welcome.

so do you not like women, but only little girl? or just young
girls with big tits?

>>68
Could you paraphrase your English sentence for me please?

>>71
I don't think the sentence can get any shorter...
but it means do you like girls who don't have any pubic hair?

>>70
I dislike under-teen with big tits because it's unnatural. besides I hate old women.

>>73
so you like underage girls with small tits?
how old is an "old woman?"

>>72
Young girl with whether pubic or not yet, is not a big matter for me.
Young is the most important factor for my love.

>>75
but how young? So young that the girl cannot grow pubic hair
yet?

>>75
The most important factor for your love will cause you to never
be loved it seems

>>76 >>77
I consider female over 21 should be regarded oldness

>>78
so you yourself are very old then I am sure.

21 is not old.

Very few girls under 21 will accept someone who is old like you
probably are

I love Kokkushou Sayuri

>>79
Why can't you understand that any males are never defined by my theory on youthfulness!
>>80
you are very stupid.

>>81
why can't you understand that you're theories on youthfulness
will make it so you will never be loved. You can pay girls
under 21 to have sex with you I am sure.

>>81
No you are. Older women seem much more fun than underage girls
like you enjoy. What could you do with a 12 year old?

Soon all fools who love Tenkarin will give up on her because
they say she is too old. They don't know how to love anyone
for real.

You are ultra-final-crazy and stupid monkeys!!
Tenkarin she is mine! that's all! Anyone can't intervene in us! Understand?

>>83
I think you can eat anything taste-expired. you make me vomit.

>>85
How can she be yours if she doesn't know you are alive. She
doesn't want to know you are alive.

What will you do when she becomes old? what will happen to your
love then?

Yasuda Misako is the best

>>86
I am aware that Tenkarin actually loves me. she isa just waitng for my propose for marriage!
Law can never give permision but we go away Paradise!

>>88
so? even if you marry her, what will you do when she becomes old?

Tenkarin hates such people as you though.

>>89
I am quite confident that my love for Tenkarin can be everlasting until my death!

>>90
but you said that girl over 21 is too old. Surely Tenkarin will
become over 21. so that means you will stop loving her.
So your love is not everlasting.
or maybe you will die with Tenkarin turns 21

>>91
Tenkarin is exceptional. My theory applies to ordinary stupid females!
We love each other! We need to go away to somewhere heaven!

>>92
I see. So you are planning to kidnap her and kill her and then
kill yourself. It is a good plan, I hope you suceed. that way
you will be in heaven with her.

If you don't she will never know you are alive and will just
have to keep wanking to her picture or dvd.

no need to abduct! We love each other! We wanna just go to Heaven where any stupid people can't intervene in us.

>>94
>We wanna just go to Heaven where any stupid people
>can't intervene in us.

You first?

according to your postings so far, I bet the words of hentai, lolicon fits you most.

hey, how are you. I feel studying English is no longer needed. Iet's get back to the past
japan where no English conversation is in use. The problem is we are too much studying
English these day. what we really need is the other ability, I think. For example, speaking
Japanese, writing Kanji, and ability to do the job. So we should stop studying except me.

I wanked just now after I haven't wanked for 2 weeks.

>>98
got feel better? good for you!

how should ask my bf to use rubbers for making love...
i just bought them last week but we havent used them

>>98

We didn't need to know that...

I am a e-to student

>>98
I´m so glad for you.

>>99
If you have had sex before but not protected: tell him he no longer needs to worry about if making you pregnant,
as you now have protection.
if you haven't had sex before, just stick one corner of a single condom pack between your lips,
and let it hang there in with either an adorable pose and facial expression,
or sexy pose and facial expression, depending on his what he likes. You can do this one
even if you two have had sex. a new condom wrapper dangling from your lover's lips tends
to be an open invite for sex with the condom.

Damn it. Now I miss my ex girlfriend.

my cats breath smells like cat food

>>99
just tell him that if he wants to have sex with you he has to use
them. since he definately wants to have sex he will not say no.

My ex-girl friend used the birth control pill to keep her from
getting pregnant so we did not use the condoms.

It was foolish though as she could have had diseses. But I did
not get sick so at that time she probably didn't. But she
is still a stupid bitch and I'm glad we broke up. although
sometimes I miss her naked body. she was very unskilled at
sucking my cock though.

Now I know what they meant with Sodom and Gomorrah...

old testament?

>>104
LOL
That's a good one !

You can smell and lick my tranks(underwear) which has not been changed for 4 weeks.
Do you feel like trying?

You bullshit!

>>110
Maybe if you're a girl.

>>110
tranks -> trunks

>>110
which has not -> which have not

thank you for nitpicking
It helps a lot to improve my English.
Please continue to do so from now on, sir.

And thats where I saw a leprechaun. he told me to burn things

My brother is over the worst since his skiing accident last month.

I'm from Canada so they think I'm so eh.

>>118
Is it true you get free beer if you find a mouse in a bottle?

>>119
Bring your own mice.

I think he meant to say "I'm from Canada so they think I'm slow eh"

You gave the beer money to the poor!

I've fucked so many Japanese girls! Yes, I love all my girlfriends, and they all love me. They just don't know about the other girls I fuck around with! Hahahahaha!!

>>124
You'd better die. Fuck away!!

I run down the stairs two at a time.
Can you do that?

Yes. I sometimes do that at railway stations while commuting to work.

I gotta study!!

Hello morons!!! I was away from the internet! I studied whole month!
no music
no pictures
no internet
no life
so lonely and dull :((
can you give me archive of PART 42
I want to read it...

>>123
You surely have many sexually transmitted dieases. Your cock will
soon fall off.

What's going on down there?

I have recently felt it's impossible to master English. It's too hard
for me to get used to the language and never forget what I've learned so far.

The harder I try to learn it, the more easily it is to forget. How can I keep it all in mind?

I want to eat a grilled cheese sandwhich accompanied by a bowl
of tomato soup

Do you have ingredients? If so, why don't you cook one by yourself?

By the way, are you familiar with PCs? I have a question about them.
I'm using a PC, but it's not mine. My PC seems like it's out of order.
When I switch it on, the screen won't work,

>>134
It was a general statement that did not require your comment.
So shut up.

>>135
There is no way anyone can know what is wrong with your computer
and help you because from your description. Can you tell us
anything more?

>>136
Why are you being so aggressive? I just advised you to do it.
It's just a general statement. No need to write me back. Thanks.

>>137
Hmm, to be truthful, it's hard for me to explain it in English..
But I'll try. It goes like this. When I switch on my PC, the green and orange
pilot lamps are on, but the browser doesn't turn on.
Ahh, the problem's out of my hand. Even in Japanese, I might not
descibe it well. Sorry.

>>136
What're you saying? This is a chat thread. If you want to keep to
yourself and just to say something, you should go to the monologue thread.
It's you that need to shut up.

it is also just like here that such a quarrel arises...

>>141
I must admit that we quarrel every now and then, but generally we're on good terms
with eath other. It's just like saying hello to us to argue with each other, though.

>>138
Because I feel like that way. No need for you to write me back

>>139
Probably either your hard-drive have gone bad and your computer
does not recognize it, or perhaps your cooling system has gone
bad. That is my guess.

It is a laptop? Is it a Sony Vaio?
I have similar problems with my laptop. It is the fan I believe.
Power comes on but nothing happens. Sometimes I have to shutdown
and turn on my computer many times before it boots up. And now
it is prone to overheating. Such annoying.

>>143
Can't you read? I said shut up.

>>140
Are you going to stop me?
Telling me to make a sandwhich does not seem chatting...

>>143
Why should I shut up? I told you to shut up first after all

>>144
>Power comes on but nothing happens. Sometimes I have to shutdown
>and turn on my computer many times before it boots up.
That's it! You hit the nail right on the head!
And yes, it's a laptop.

Do you think you could possibly solve the problem?
What should I do?

We're the world.

>>148
I think you have to take it to a place to be repaired. It is
likely your fan or someting else mechanical, not your hard-drive
that is the problem. Such problems occur often with laptops.

>>150
Oh, I see.. I need to have it repaired by a professional..
I wonder if my PC is worth it, though. I don't want to delete some data,
but it was sooo out-dated. Windows 98 se. Well, I wish I could
get it to work by myself..

Your PC is up and running fine now, by the way?
Do you think yours will need repairing soon?

I listened to the radio yesterday. Okamura Takashi from 99 said he didn't anything with Kumada Yoko.
He just held a party with her and his friend Kensuke.
Someone in Fry Day, a magagine, tailed Kumada when she went out of house, to Okamura's apartment.
She noticed that, so after getting inside Okamura's room told him she was followed.
The commedian shuddered to think the man would take photos of Kumada and himself, so
they stayed in his room for 17 hours.

>>128
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 42
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1136657927/

>>152
My PC works, but it often shuts down as it seems to overheat espeically
when I am running programs for a long time.
That makes it unreliable. I am going to get it fixed soon.

>>153
Kumada Yoko has a very nice body. But her face is quite average
I think especially when not airbrushed and full of make-up.
She is fairly interesting when on television though.

She would start the romance with Okamura. He deserves a nice
lady.

>>156
You're right. She would like to show off her perfect figure.
But Okamura said he wouldn't try to ask her out. Never.
He's such a gentle and passive man that the interferance of Fry day
made it impossible to approach her.

Kumada Yoko isn't wearing thick make-up, is she?
Honestly, I don't like her face, either. But she's more than average, IMO.

Speaking of make-up, by the way, how do you like Kouda Kumi?
People say she appears to be both pretty and erotic. I'm opposed to
them. She looks like just a whore.

Yukorin is the prettiest of all, after all.

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Yukorin is not really so pretty. So of cute, but not very pretty.
Her stupidness and annoying sense makes her seem more ugly than she is.

>>160-161
It's wonderful. Winnie the poo, right?
But it has nothing to do with Okamura. We were talking about his romance with Kumada Yoko.

>>158
Of course she uses much make-up. All guarve idols use a lot of
make up. In addition Kumada also looks different in commericals,
and magazines than she does on variety show where there is less
control over how she will appear.

Koda Kumi would not be erotic without her clothes and dance
steps. There is nothing erotic about her face really.
She is not so bad looking though.

>>162
What got into you? I thought you were a big fan of her.
Yukorin possibly plays an innocent girl, but I guess she has her heart in the right position.
That makes her all the more appealing to males. She's far from ugly.

>>166
What could make you think Iam a fan of Yukorin?
I strongly dislike her. I wish her career to be over already.

>>164
What? I didn't know how different she is on the magazine.
Well, then, how do you find her when she appears on TV?
She doesn't put on make-up thickly, does she?

>>168
In magazines or in advertisements on trains, and in CM like Acomu
ect. her pictures are definately airbrushed and altered.
When yousee her on variety shows this is not possible.
Her face, espeically around her eyes looks a bit different.
I also believe that on variety shows she wears much make-up

>>167
As the proverb goes, love makes you blind or you love her so much you hate her at the same time,
or whatever. No one who doesn't care much about her would mention her here.

I thought this was for idle chatter in English, not idol chatter. ^^

>>170
I didn't mention her. Someone else did and I simply commented
on it. I don't care for her, I just want her off my TV. But it
looks like she is getting less popular so I may not have to wait
long for this to happen

>>171
If you have something else to talk about we will gladly change
topics

>>169
Are you sure?
I guess you are making too much of her make-up. Look at other females on TV.
Take Sugimoto Aya for example. As I see it, she's made up more thickly than Kumada.

>>171
I watch a lot of tv. It is noticeable. I didn't say it is bad
though. You are right Sugimoto Aya and Iijima Ai use much more
make-up. Without make-up they could probably not be recognizeable

I meant >>174

>>172
What makes you take such a tough attitude toward Yukorin, by the way?
I don't deny she just tries to fawn up to males in front of TVs, not to mention just before her on the spot.
But that doesn't mean you can say she is ugly, because she looks so cute.

>>175
I'll say. Iijima Ai especially makes up.
Come to think of it, Yukorin little wears make-up. It's just because
her beautifulness is natural.

>>177
I never said she is ugly. What I said was that her personality
and annoying manner makes her unattractive even though she looks
pretty normal

>>178
I doubt that Yukorin wears little make-up. I bet it would be
suprising to see her without any make-up. Her make-up is very
sublte and she uses it well though. But all idols use make-up
regularly.

>>171
When this thread gets very active, almost all the postings focus on idols, though.

But yes, it sounds nice to talk about something else for a change.
What do you want to talk about?

>>178
Of course yukorin uses make-up regularly. I bet you would be shocked
to see with no make-up. All idols use make-up. But I think
yukorin uses make-up well to make it less noticeable

>>182
Why did you copy me?

>>181
I asked you first, so you decide please

>>180
I don't agree with you about Yukorin's make-up, but other idols
might love to put on it anytime they appear on TV.
What's more, some idols must have undergone plastic surgery or something.

>>185
You are certainly allowed to disagree. Of course there is not
way for either of us to know for sure really.

>>184
You guessed wrong. I'm not the one who implied that we should change the subject.
There are three of us, at least, then.

>>179
Are you kidding? Yukorin, normal? Why, do you like Yamada Hanako then?

>>165
I see your point. Koda Kumi doesn't look bad, ugly or anything, although she doesn't seem erotic
and pretty.. Who said she does?
Speaking of erotic, she is not a match for Sugimoto Aya.

What do you think about Horiemon?

Yukorin and Kumi Koda are bad for me, they don't make me feel anything special.
@Tenkarin is the only girl who is most beautiful!

I want Tenkarin. I need her love. I wanna marry her. I wanna make her happy. That's all, Thank you for your listening to my dream.

I like Hakurei Reimu, she has such slutty shoulders.

I love Yoko Kumada alot. There's a girl in my office who looks
just like her! I tried to pick her up, but I couldn't.
I tried to give her a present(a Tiffany necklace) but she refused
to take it. She told me she couldn't because I was not a special
man for her. She really is a nice cheek. I'm thinking of another
way to win her love now.....

>>190
He did what a lot of businessmen do to try to make money.
He as stupid to be breaking the law and appearing on television
as a talent though. We you are breaking the law with billions
of yen it is best to not bring attention to yourself.

>>188
HEll no. Yamada Hanako is not good looking and is annoying.
Although she is the same in regard to her annoying manner as
yukorin.

For me Yasuda Misako is the best.

Ayase Haruka is good too.

>>194
at least the girl in your office didn't take the necklace and
then try to use all your money and decieve you.

There are many such women in Japan it seems.

>>194
Why didn't you ask her out for a date first, before you tried to
give her a present?

How can anyone want to marry a 13 year old? Scary Tenkarin
fans will surely be child rapists very soon.

In old days,　13year old girl is a woman.
The problem is that today a young husband is generally not rich enough to support his family.

>>201
that was generally amongst lords and court people who just
use women for political stragedy. Poor people still married around
16-18 usually.

Besides the "old" days are over.

Why do I feel good when I hear English?
Sounds like music.
Anyone else like me?

>>193
How can shoulders be slutty? I'm confused.
Who is she?

>>203
Perhaps because of your associations with the language?
What do you think of when you think of English, the people, the countries and the language?

>>204
couldn't you have just done an internet search instead of asking?
it really seems the thing to do in this day and age

>>205
Ankles used to be hidden because of the utter desire they influenced on men

oh no! beta!

Ye know it's starting tae get tae ye me auld boy. Ye ken what
ah'm on aboot? I cannae go an awl night explaining it te ye...

Tv Tokyo is certainly not afraid to show tits in its programs.
Good for them.

>>204
She's a videogame character.

>>203

Japanese people *do* have weird fetishes...

More often than not, people underestimate the value of good rambles.

I popped a candy into my mouth and licked it. I'm a fan of candies.
They taste sweet and make me feel refreshed. I could use at least a dozen a day.

Nothing is more pleasant than going along the street and seeing people sneeze in March.

I can't buy that.
man... i have mid coming up next week and i haven't touched yet.
you guys...just help me out or I'll pass out!

Today, there's almost no medical treatment to cure you of your fay fever. As for me, I haven't suffered it, but poeple say
when the amount of pollen you breaze in comes to your limitation, you'll sneeze and your eyes will be ichy. I don't want it.
How can I know what is my limitation and what should I do to prevent the desease?

So far, some reserch institute anounced that the total amount of the pollen expected to spread through this year might be far less than that of last year.
This news would sooth the patients of the desease.

I fucked my girlfriend last night. It was good.
Did you fuck someone these days??
How many times can you come??

It's tough to put what you want to say into English, isn't it?
In Japanese, I would elaborate more but couldn't in English. For the most part,
I give up at least half of what I have in mind. Plus, it takes more time to write it.
How about you? I didn't ask native speakers if there's any here, because they can't guess
what it's like. My question should be answered by our falks.

Some might say English pronunciation is not so important because there are lots of dialects and so it varies from resion to resion.
Sure, there are so many of them that it's impossible to master them all. But that doesn't mean Japanese people should turn thier backs on
the fact that Japanese intonation patterns are too far from the English ones. I'd say those who stick to thier false belief realize they just
have given up because they are talentless and decided to lure hard-working English learners to thier side.
It's pathetic.

Do you agree or disagree to the idea that elementary school kids learn English?

In my estimation, kids should study English. The earlier they start learning it, the more easily they can get used to it.

It sounds natural to me that lots of parents prefer to have their kids to get admitted to a private school.

Public schools seems to fail to make offers parents of the age are convinced of to let their kids in.
They assume that there is a wide gap which such schools can bridge.

Compared to the previous generation, it has become more common that a woman will give birth to only one baby.
So in general, parents can use more money to raise a kid. That's one reason public schools have lost their popularity.
For another thing, the compulsory educational system is yo-yoing. The authories tried cutting down on what's taught in their curriculum.
The news said a bunch of parents felt worried about it.

One of the alarming matter here is, parents who have enough money can let thier kid in a private school, though
those who doesn't, can't. Well-educated kids and poor-educated ones, which do you think will make good in the end?
This is a problem.

Imagine a great number of poor-educated kids will come of age and they can't earn enough wages to sustain Japanese.
What will became of the pension system and social benefits? This is not so much a personal matter as a social problem.

BLT usually means bacon, lettuce, and tomato.
But it's not just the way here in Japan now. It stands for
beaf, Livedoor, and Taisin gizou (meaning falsified data about buildings).

Do you think it is valid for a person who broke the law to file a lawsuit against municipal authorities?

Hey! The K-1 MAX grand prix is taking place tonight.
Who do you think will win the title? Guess it's Sato Yoshihiro, in my opinion.

Akebono will beat his would-be opponent as the end of this year.

>>222
Everyone, no matter what country they live in, should learn at least one language other than their native one.

It doesn't have to be English though. Learning about other countries and their culture and customs is fascinating.

You are very shocked when you heard a news of Yoko Kumada went out with Okamura.
Because you are sensitive cherry boys.

If Yukorin has a sex scandal, you might be very very very shocked.
because you are stupid cherry boys.

>>205
I tought...
I just love American English pronunciation. So much.
And I know most of American people have broad-minded and spirits of liberty,
included kind of the law of the jungle.
There's wonderfull democracy, isn't there?
Our country Japan conducts unfinished social society.
F**king national pension, F**king lifetime employment, .....

I think there's must exist win-lose relationships in the human society.
It is natural. We are bacically only living thing.

I'm loser now, but I'll try again and again.....

>>236
americans are not on the whole "broad-minded", and american democracy has
become a farce.

You can't find out whether I am a cherry boy who graduated from F ranked univ or a handsome playboy who graduated from MIT.

>>238
Option A.

>>237
Do you know this for a fact? How many Americans do you personally know?

I can't argue with you about the farce bit though, it sadly has become such.

Government should spend much money for NEETs to have a job.

How do you think about Yutori Educational method executed in Japan?

>>220
It's tough to put into words what you want to say in any language you do not know well enough.
For me, it's only tough sometimes, though it's more a matter of finding the perfect
words than not finding the words for it. I'm not a native English speaker, by the way.
I merely have been used to the language since I've been a child. I'm trying to learn
more German at the moment, and it's quite difficult for me to be able to state what
I want as well as I wish I could in German. Enough theoretical practice and
live experience with the language will fix that.

>>233
A lot of European countries have that, I don't know how it is in the other continents.
In Sweden for instance you start learning English in the 3rd or 4th grade, and keep
learning all the way up to 10th or 11th grade. That's not optional, but a must.
Then you can have additional language classes after those years if you want.
In addition to that, you have to learn another language in the 7th to 9th grade,
and you can choose additional language studies after that.

>>237
Sadly, that's mostly true. =(

Almost no one is here.

I am quite drunk. I have had sex with four people in my entire
life. I think Japanese beer is terrible. I am trying to woo a Japanese
woman who is not a Roppongi slut. It is hard to know what approach to use?

It is only 16% until i have downloaded a full Aoi Sora DVD.
I shall wank happily soon.

man ikkaider is a shit cartoon

Boys Be is the greatest anime ever

>>245
SuperOutland! What are you doing here in 2ch?

>>249
mostly wacking my pud. what are you doing here?

we're all gonna time die sometime or an other.

My room is strewn with a bunch of books, handouts, and smattering of notebooks. Very messy.

>>242
It's a difficult problem. I seem that many Japanese think
the yutori education method is worst. I think Not all it is worst.
Lesson for free learning, 総合的な学習の時間, is a good idea.
Its lesson tests if teachers have good ability. If they is good,
their pupils will wake up their one's ability in particular of
ability for to be able to seek and solve problems.
This two abilities need to learn something alone. Therefore these
are elements of study and core of thinking. But many teachers do
not have lack of skill to tell pupils how they can get to enjoy
learning. It's a misfortune. I consider its lesson have potential
that teachers teach pupils to study somthing with pleasure.

On the other hand, the yutori education method decreaces abundonce
which teacher need to teach pupils lessons. It is wrong. A known
example is π equals not 3.14 but 3. It is conserned as ability for
caliculating. It stops to make pupils be thinking as well.
If yutori shrinks something relation with 暗記, problems might be
a little. I consider 暗記 blows up thinking.

If you want to talk about 猥談, would you like to get out to
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121001818/l50 ,
The thread for 猥談 in English.
Please take on TPOes.

yaranaika?

i hate to go to work tomorrow!!

When I am in deep depression, then I think about Emma Watson, a British angel who will be my bride in no distant future.
It spends many consecutive hours for my imgagination with her.
So I can put up with my warehouse hell or slavery work.

Hell, I'm in hell
Nice place to dwell

There are many hells around me. Most of people around me are occupied with evil will.
but I believe Emma is a pure and sacred angel. Plus I think I am not occupied with evilness.

The road to hell ia paved with good intentions
Heaven might be the greatest human invention

People around me look down on me. They gave me much insult. they consider me warehouse idiot.
that is way, they solve thier frustration. I think it's kinda musturbation.

In your dream.

Emma herself and her smile are the only way to solve my stress and she gives me happiness and hope.
She has no any prejudice idea. She dislike male's looks.
she doesn't mind my bad looks. I am fat, wear thick glaeese.
So I believe she is not a secular girl but a sacred angel.
I think such a kind girl is very rare in G8 the most advanced countries.

I was impressed and moved to tears to see the NHK program just before,
featuring an old dog getting weak.

Dogs are quite loyal to his masters, but almost all of people often show thier treacherous attitude.

No one is here.

hello ◆Hell/6W/Cs!
do you have any education? if you have education go to work NOW!!!

the chair is black
the walls are white
there is no door
just one large floor

one two three four
just see and see
nothing around
nothing but me.

this is adulthood. I am not a children anymore!

I hate Monday to come.

why is that?

I want to be accepted in university! I study hard!

I forgot about everything but study!!!!

I forgot to wank yesterday! What should I do?

you should wank right now!!!!!

But I am lack of Okazu in my PC!

>>273
you shall get ability of intelligence and look for something you want to do.

>>275
get out

you can wash your hands after you finish it.

>>267
Hello. It's about one thirty in the morning in where I live.
Usually it's time for me to sleep.

>>279
answer honestly do you have education? it's the most fucking important question
for you (and for me)... being a clever guy without education is
a hell

haha as I though! you dont have education! you're mess!!!

>>280
What makes it hell to be a cleaver guy without education?

>>282
you said it yourself! "I am in hell"

According to the today's sports newspaper, It carried a short report on Tenkarin's new DVD is on sale.
There sre 200 feasible lolicon-crimer（犯罪者予備軍) crowded in Akihabara（Holy land believed by computer geeks and idol stalkers.)

>>283
I was playing in hell.
That was swell.

What's the hell going on

I am very fucked up person!!!

Shut up! Stupidness is your responsibilty, not us and of course Government!
You are always wanking without studying!!

why dont you mind your own business

Shut up! Don't answer back!

the tshirts, yeah thats what you likes

I wanna be your teacher. I have Ph.D degree in idol business.

>>284
A guy who calls her Tankarin is the one who deserves to be called a lolicon.
It's you!

>>292
o rly?

Girl idol will keep forever until all male dont exist. It's the first step of my idol theory.

>>293
Shut up! I am not lolicon! I am her would be husband!

I am from boring place, actually I lived in foreign town!!

http://www.istheworldtooheavyforyou.com/

I am naive gay!!! how I can start my gay life??? I want to find handsome boy!!!
we can be together and hang out together

we could dance to the NY disco vibes!!!!

The English army had won the war?

what english army?

hello. can you give me a link to archieves of this thread. I need to read something
from old parts.

>>302
Try Google.
And if that doesn't work try
ttp://www.archive.org/

no there was a link in older parts
miki-something.....

みみずん検索 ?

>>305
you just have to pretend!!!
shake you head!
try pretend!!!

the game of forgetting names!
it's all the same!!!!
hey idiots! guess who's back!! lol

still waiting for an url

what you see
can be inside

Give me hurry up please!

>>310
"Hurry up"

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 42
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1136657927/l50

Almost all learners of English in Japan, willingly or grudgingly, admit that they have many difficulties learning English in their nation, where
there aren't so many chances they get involved with native speakers, and that most of them have tended to give up. In the course of its developments,
English conversation schools spread a false rumor that they wouldn't all but improve due to their lack of firsthand speaking experience with natives.
What do you make of that? Do you agree or disagree with the idea?

>>313
I partially agree with that.
It's almost impossible to improve English speaking skill if there are no chances to speak with natives.
However, there's enough environment to improve reading, writing, listening skills in Japan.
Anyway, just kiss my ass( ﾟ＊ﾟ)

>>313
>What do you make of that?

Spelling and punctuation is good and all of the words are
appropriate to the context but sentence structure stinks and
overall it's horribly difficult to make head or tail of.

Almost all learners of English in Japan will when pressed admit
that they have many difficulties learning. There are few chances
to speak with native speakers and there is a tendency for them
to give up.

As the English conversation schools have developed they
have supported the, false, idea that it is impossible to
improve without firsthand speaking experience with native
speakers.

>>313
I disagree.
You don't need native speakers around you to learn English.
I am a non-native speaker of the Japanese language, and haven't had much chance to speak it in real life.
But as long as you keep on watching English movies, or listen to english music, and try to read english whenver you can, your English will improve, even if you don't speak with native speakers.

>>316
Ha. I said it was difficult to make head or tail of. :-P

I thought the thing you are supposed to be agreeing or
disagreeing with is whether the conversation schools have been
spreading false rumours.

If it's whether talking with native speakers is essential or not
then they've already said what they want the conclusion to be
with the "false rumours" bit.

>>312
but I can't read it!!!!

>>318
>>303

It really depends on what your definition of learning a language is. If you just want to be able to read and write, you obviously do not need a native speaker.
If you want to be able to converse somewhat with people that speak the language, you can get by with what is taught by others with minor difficulties.
Even if you learn from someone that is a native speaker, there is still the problem that what is taught is not always what is spoken (e.g. slurring, slang, various dialects).
If you want to converse naturally with people of a different language in their own natural patterns, you will need to go beyond even what a native speaker will teach you in a school setting.
Television and movies may help, but even then it is only a watered down version of the real language.

>>319
it does not work

waiting in cars can't get you far

I will improve myself!

OH HELL IT'S SHELL

I was hikky for a 9 months! It was a hell. I dont understand how can normal people
be hikky!!!

ohayo!!! I am going to sleep!!!

I'm home from the Hello-work. There were many fuckin' free-lance jobs.
They shows fewer genuine employees（正社員) application except fucking サラ金work.

Your cock is EDed?

>>314
I see. So you don't need to speak English to improve it, basically, but
if there's a chance, you should give it a try.

Beautiful. I think many people here in the English board would buy it.

>>316
Ok. To put it another way, then, you can learn a lot without talking with them.
Paying native speakers to teach you some English gets you almost nowhere, beccause
there are many materials you can learn from.
Yes, a bunch of people would be on your side.

>>320
That's true. Actually, speaking English takes a lot of getting used to.
So if you don't have to need it, then you don't have to waste your time.
Just read what you want. That's what you want.

>>240
I personally know around 200. I am one.

Some Japanese people, I mean, 2ch'ers, become aggressive and nasty when they are online, even though
most of them are benign and calm offline. On the other hand, Americans are quarrelsome and self-centered offline,
while they enjoy disscussing matters very calmly online, from my point of view, though.

The news says that prime minister Koizumi would love to change a law.
He is determined to pass a new bill. That is directly related to would-be Japanese emperors.
He contended that even an offspring of a female emperor can succeed her.
Believe it or not, so far, such succession hasn't been approved or taken for granted,
though some male emperors who successed males were accepted.
This argument is becoming more heated day by day.

Some American companies which deal with beaf and export it wouldn't comply with the decision agreed on between Japan and the US.
They say their beaf is not infected with BSE, but who knows?

With restrictions removed, we would feel worried to eat the US beaf.
The Bush adminstrarion should have taken apporopriate measures to have
those companies working properly. No wonder Japan feel suspicious about the exported beaf.

Some scientist was proud of his historic discovery and didn't mind
boasting about it. Several months later, it came to light that he falsified
data and tricked the world. What a shame.

iPod has become something of a neccesity to a lot of well-off people.
But since I live from hand to mouth, such cool gadget is hard to come by.

There are many English learning methods. Some might say most of them are
complete rubbish. But others jump from one to another.

SSS is one of the greatest ways of learning English.

Several cars are parked on both sides of the street.

A man reading the newspaper is wearing glasses.

What is done, is done. You shouldn't dwell on the past. It's no use
clinging to your glory days.

Studying English doesn't do wonder for your life.

Happy new year, guys. I hope a good year is ahead.

What if the building you are in collapses on account of an earthquake?

So most Americans are anything but gentle, right?

Then you're not likely to have a good year.

If a politician have a connection with a criminal and make a compliment in election,
do you think he is to blame?

>>346
Why then?

I'm penniless. So even when I'm out of pencils, I cannot afford to buy ones.

He said money can buy anything.

>>346 は >>344 に

It's not money that counts. That's for sure.

>>351
Now I undertand you.

Now in a season giving us viruses, please take care for yours.

He got arrested and taken into costody before he was searched and interrogated.
According to the news, he denied he got involved in auditting, so naturally he was innocent.
But now that the press realised they had overlooked the problem for years, they appeares to
decide on revealing all the hidden facts.

I remember just a few days prior to his arrest when he answered questions from interviewer on the phone, he seemed very irritable and nervous.

>>354
Thanks. Same to you.

Why did he kill himself? He was reported using assumed name.

because kids need their shoes

まったく博士が多いスレだな。
せっかく表意文字と表音文字の交ぜ書きという普遍的なシステムを開発したのだから、
それを世界に普及するのが日本人のするべき仕事だろうが。

イングランド語にもアラビア語にも漢字を導入し、それぞれの言語で訓読みを制定して「漢字アルファベット混じり表記」にするとともに、
中国語にも表音文字（まあローマ字が妥当だろう）を導入し、
世界の言語全てに日本システムを導入するのが急務だ。

例えば、木を日本語で「き」と読むように、イングランド語では「tree」と読めばよい。
漢字の数は日本の常用漢字と同程度の2000字程度でいいだろう。
このように世界中の全言語で漢字を使用すれば、
例え未知の言語であっても大意は通じる。
表音文字しか使っていなかったり、表意文字しか使っていない、
遅れた言語に日本語の素晴らしいシステムを導入して啓蒙することこそが、
日本人が人類に対して行うべき仕事であり、これこそが日本人が人類の中で主導権を握ることができる分野だ。

so?

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>>360
such an idiotic idea!

i wanna fuck with justin timberlake

very hardly, many times

What's going on up there?

hello ! I am new here

Hello. I am your new best friend.

A hotel chane has broke several laws and mistreated the physically challenged.
The president of the chane held a press conference and admitted he knew he broke municipal acts but
it meant nothing to him. As we anticipated, the press is making very much of it. They seemed to get
contact with a whistle blower and got the facts and data of their specification forms. Surprisingly,
it indicates that he ignored the phisically challenged people, the representatives of whom expressed
great anger and spoke against the president. He appologized for what he said and did, but considering
he didn't hasitate to continue operating his business without complying with the acts, most citizens
are feeling dubious about the statement.

To my surprise, he did do about-face after he was blitzed with a barrage of questions from
reporters, making a straight face and trying to express sorry. I guess he finally realised
he was put in a tough situation. But most poeple are seeing through him. I won't take
what he said as it was. If he really felt sorry, then he should've stopped his business and
remodele his hotels in no time.

According to the media, he prefered to employ females, in paticular, those who got devorced with
their husbands. In his view, women are careful enough to attend to hotel guests. What's more, he
didn't need to pay them a smaller sum of money.

i can't speak engilsh---------------------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-------!!!!
helphelphelp

What can I help you?

North Korea assumes that they are entitled to be compensated for some prewar incident,
said they wouldn't let kidnapped Japanese people get back.

He is thought to be a fraud after he got arrested. But the news yesterday said he contended
that he didn't think he broke the law. Do you believe in him?

The prime minister anounced a general plan to carry out medical reform, yet
most of us regard it as dismal. He might say he put things in perspective and
thought it best to cut down on medical expenses, but to me, he just turned his back
on desparate people who are-or would be-at risk. I feel sort of sorry for the elderly people.

As human beings are all getting old and we become over 60 sometime, it's horrible
to think we can't enjoy medical treatment properly one of these days.

how can I help you?

Nothing is more important than expressing yourself, not correcting other's mistakes.

To be truthful, I wrote "What can I do for you?" first, but changed my mind and trid to
say "how can I help you", but forgot to change "what" to "how".
Yes, I know I made a mistake, but I can't be bothered to correct it,
because it's not worth it.

So, HOW can I help you?

>>372
Seems like it. I guess you can say at least you can't.
That's the first step. Stick to it. I'll be there for you.

I am silent 99% of the whole time!!! I am starting to forgetting my language!
I hardly can hold a conversation!!! what should I do? help me please!!!

>>381
Talk to somebody on Skype.

If you can't do that - get a mirror and talk to yourself.

>>382
are you sure about a mirror?
I dont have a single friend, I am loosing myself
because people found themfels in communication with other people....

hi!! I am that subject guy... I want to report that my first love is over!
I am complete lost interest in that girl... or maybe I am wrong?? anyway
I am still a virgin

or maybe I am gay... thinking about that made me uncomfortable..
anyway what are you doing people??? I am doing my english homework.

You're supposed to lose interest _after_ you're no longer
a virgin.

>>386
I know. but she is 17 and I am 19 and she is not a girl who can let you fuck her.
lol
maybe I should go to the street to pickup easy-girls! lol

>>385
>anyway what are you doing people???
Studying Japanese, as usual.

>I am doing my english homework.
In which case "What are you people doing???" would
probably be better.

throw your books and rally on the street! ok ok ok!!!
I am applying to a university. All I do is studing at home and internet.
Since I am college drop-out I dont have a since friend. maybe I should apply to a job?
but If I apply to a job I would not have time for study...

>>388
why do you study japanese???

sometimes.. i feel that there is no other way.

I dont even have a mobile phone
wtf

actually I just realized that I was escapingg from reality for the whole my life!!!
for 19 years! no wonder I dont have a single friend!!! but it's great that I realized
that! cuz we need to look at the truth's eyes!

I am a dolphine in the ocean of solitude

what do you think about default firewall in WINXP??? is it good enough?

hello.

Just a year ago he bought more than 35% shares of the blue-chip stock of FT.

who?

You don't know? He got arrested two weeks ago. See?

who? I have no idea

boy u get inside my head
I want you in my bed

I lost myself long time ago

Are you serious? He tried to participate in the baseball business, I mean,
he wanted to buy Kintetu, but failed. See?

now I see. but what are words worth???
words to tell u what to do
words are working hard for you

I'm glad you understood. What do you think about him?
He's been locked up for 2 weeks, where there is no heating system.
Did he deserve it? Do you really think he asked for it?

everybody must pay price for their actions.

are there any hikky?

"No matter how passionate you were, no matter how much your blood boiled, I believe youth is a blue time. Blue - that indistinct blue that paints the town moments before the sunrise. Winter is coming."

I am learning how to draw because I want to free myself from inferiority complex

you are gay???????????? dont joke with me faggot!

>>406
It's still not proven that he did give a green light. He might not have been
involved.

I believe he didn't wrong. It's all his subortinates' fault.
He should be released soon.

i might be wrong

Okay. Well, you know, when you're in bed with a woman.
And uh, your foolin around with her and you get all these mental images in your brain.
Like Elle McPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place.

And then, all of a sudden, your mom pops in your head. And you're like,
"Mom, get out of here." You know, but after that, you can't possibly think of anything else.
And you can't stop what you're doing, so it's kind of like, you're, you know, you know.
You don't know.

>>413
Why do you think you might be wrong?
About what?

Who do you like best among Japanese idols?

I bet almost all of the people here love Yukorin. She is really pretty.

She looks perfect, yes. Her voice is sort of nasal but I like it.
Her face is beyond beauty. I don't understand why people want Ueto Aya to
give them chocolate.

these conversation of this thread are really awful.

Everybody should study English more & more untill can speak better English.
including Me `course;-P

btw guys Do u know a glabia-idol married with a Canadian man?
i want her tits.
cuz her Boobs are so BIG.
i wanna know she has why such Big tits...
how to....

>>419
From what I know from a vocabulary book, glabia is transtlated
into cheesecake. Well, let's put this aside for a moment.

So what's her name? I didn't know any idol had got married to a Canadian.
Is she famous? I hope it's not Yukorin.

>>414

Don't quote from "Friends." It's lame.

Yukorin should be slapped by me and then never seen again.
She is terrible

>>421
Let's say he didn't write in English but wanted to get mixed up with us.
Do you really think he shouldn't quate it? Of course, he shouldn't do it so often,
but he has the right to do so from time to time because he just
wanted to expedite our response and keep the thread going.

>>422
No, you're terrible. Don't beat her up. I should finish you off.

>>423
Whatever, its still lame. And judging by the chosen quote, he
can comphrend English at a very high level. Probably a native.

>>424
But she deserves it for polluting Japan with her stupidness.
I would slap her face and then slap yours to wake you up from
her evil spell.

When Yukorin turns older than 25, people will think of her the
same as Sato Tamou I think. They are both annoying and stupid.
And it is worse than they are fake

>>425
But he seemed he was successful. If he hadn't copyied it, you wouldn't be here now.

I guess he loves Yukorin.

>>428
How can you judge him a success or not? You don't know his
motives. you don't even know if it is a him.

Ayase Haruka is far superior to Yukorin in regards of looks and
talent.

>>426
What are you saying? Evil spell? No, you should call it an enchanting spell no one can resist.
I prefer to sleep in her dream, if she lives with me.

>>431
No I should call it an evil spell to trick your mind. Of course
you cannot resist, Yukorin has damaged your mind. That is the
only way she can create fans for her. If she did not alter your
brain no one would like her.

>>429
Well, I just guessed. Din't you think the poster was a male, did you?
You said HE as well.

Idols are a waste of time. You all claim loyalty to your favorite
but you soon forget them and choose another. You have no real
love of them. You all say "I want marry her and live together
for ever." But this is a lie. If it happened you would watch them
get old and fat like normal people and you cannot allow this
because you can only accept idol who is under 25.

>>433
I was just following your lead.

>>430
I'm not buying it. I would rather choose Yukorin.

by the way, is that the Ayase girl? She got married to a Canadian?
Put me right if I'm mistaken.

Ayase Haruka is not married.
And what talent doesn Yukorin have? None it appears.
Ayase Haruka is definatley superior.

>>432
For one thing, many Yukorin's fans here love her because she's pretty and
gracious, and I like her even when she makes a face. Implying that she is not
so cute doesn't do wonder with us.
For another, you seem like you don't like her because you love another unpopular idol,
but that doesn't work as well. We believe Yukorin is the best of all idols because she's the prettiest.
Lastly, you need to wake up. Your idol wouldn't get popular here.
Why? Because she's not so pretty. Got it?

>>437
Do you know who, then? I'm curious.
The once pretty and famous idol fell in love with a Canadian.
I guess she received a love letter from Canada.

>>438
Why do you keep saying "we"? You appear to be the only Yukorin
fool here. I dislike her because buriko idols are the worst. And
I really don't think Yukorin is all that special looking. She is
cute (it is impossible to call her ugly) but not amazing looking.

I personally like Yasuda Misako, but that's just me. She actually
seems more popular than Yukorin at the moment. But that is unrelated
to why I dislike Yukorin.

>>438
Ayase Haruka is an actress, not a simple idol. So is even more
superior than Yukorin. And she is very popular at the moment, so
you don't seem to know very much. She is prettier and more talented
than your Yukorin.

I saw in a poll that said that Hoshino Aki was the most popular
idol. Yukorin was no.8 or 7 I think. Her popularity seems to
be on the decline.

You are all idiots to be always talking about such a topic.
Why is it always idol conversation?

>>440
Yeah, I admit another Yukorin fan isn't here now, but that isn't fair, is it?
Don't you know there are a lot of her fans coming here?
You know what I mean?

And you are very prejudiced. She's not pretentious, because
she acts badly. See? She's natural.
When Yukorin look you in the eye, you'd no doubt have a crush.
Admit it!

>>441
Bad news. There has never been a male who said he loved Ayase haruka.
And if you refer to her as an actress, then I will call Yukorin a good actress
because she played a female officer before and we were enchanted by her graceful performance.
She's gifted. Plus, Yukorin has another strong point. She have been appearing on bariety shows.
Yukorin has a wide range of talent and ability to get us excited.

>>444
That is a funny joke that I would crush on Yukorin. It is not
possible. Yukorin is not natural at all to me. Her buriko
personality appears very fake. But when she appears in drama
her acting was so bad.

>>443
Not always. I'm sometimes very serious, another time not.
You'd be the last person to read the atmosphere.
Sometimes we are in the mood for idols.

>>445
How can you speak for all males? Of course there are many males
who love Ayase Haruka now. You must admit is and stop lying to
yourself. Yukorin's acting is so awful. And now she is being
removed from CM's and does not appear on variety shows often.
That is because she is tiresome. Haruka is superior.

It would be so funny if Yukorin next week announces that she is
pregnant and will be getting married to a waraigeijin. Her fans
would surely commit suicide.

>>448
You sound ridiculous to me. What made you believe that Ayase girl is superior to Yukorin?

>>449
Wide of the mark. The same thing might happen to Ayase.

Well, I think the one and only fan of Ayase is trying to get her a bit famous.
I strongly express sorry for that. Yukorin is famous enough now.

>>442
Don't you think that poll was falsified? From an objective point of view,
HA is not so pretty. Even Ayase Haruka looks better.

In my opinion, no other idol's fart smells like vanilla except for Yukorin.

So you're still here...>Yukorin maniac

Ayase Haruka may be by no means satisfied with her pay.

Wow, there was a conflict between idol fans. As for me, I'll take
side with Yukorin's fans. She's gorgeous and beautiful.
In a sense, she is driving me crazy.

well well well...
This argument semms so rubbish.
Satomi Ishihara is the best of all idols, isin't she?
I would like to lick her nipples and eat her immoral hair.

>>457
immoral→pubic

hi

the gravure-idol got married was Harumi Inoue!!
i found out...

it was not Yukorin!!
what a relief on everybody here:-)

but i envy her...(harumi)

>>443

This place is full of nothing but perverts and otakus.

Plus me, you guys obviously thought I'd categorize myself as a pervert or otaku?

Or perverted otaku...

...which is the same. Perverts and otakus live in symbiosis.

selling england

>>442
i don't think it was a fake poll. I saw it on a new year variety show.
I think you had better accept the fact that Yukorin is losing her popularity
quickly. She will soon have no job. She will also soon be 25 which
will make you abandon her it seems

That one guy who likes Ayase Haruka is very wrong. She is not
superior to Yukorin. But Yasuda Misako is definately better than
Yukorin in everyway.

*klf*

it is the same to me
yuko ogura
satomi ishihara
misako yasuda
ayase haruka
aki hoshino
………………。
they and u like them are really FACKING CHILDISH pplz.

do u know yukorin had so much black mole or many black marks and spots in the past??
but she removed them from only her face with plastic cosmetic surgery....

but there's some absolute evidence...

i can tell u just 1..
There is the rest of many black spots in the whole her body....

but i guess there's still many unbelievers.
cuz her body is clear and nothing on her photoes why she's always rubbing over foundation cream!!

Now thats what i call UNBELIEVABLE!

I am just jobless

Well I got very drunk the other night and was thinking of a
friend who is a women who I like. since we are both on Mixi and
comment on each other often I confessed how much I like her on
it. But I don't remember doing it because I was so very drunk.

I feel very foolish.

>>465
You're a woman aren't you?

hey NEETS do you know that most hard thing to do IS NOT to find a job but
after you start job! cuz after all those years of lazyness it's hell

fuck yeah! bosses suck!

>>468
if u were a man,
is there any problems?

i was*
made a mistake

>>468
Do you mean, "if I was a man, are there any problems?" Because what
you said really doesn't make sense. Considering what you are
responding to.

>>473
Then stop considering.

>>472
No problems. You just sound like a very bitter woman. If that's
a problem for you then it's a problem. If not, then no problem.

>>474
that really makes no sense.

Stop making sense out of anything you get your handw on

>>477
Why?

Because it doesn't make any sense whatsoeer.

everybody's sayin' the same things from some time ago.
if it was not makes sense, that's nothing for me.
i think there's np if just my said things get across to pplz.

>>479
Wait...I should stop trying to make sense of things becauase it
makes no sense whatsoever? That is just ridiculous.

>>480
Well in that case I suggest you talk about how penguins are the
best animal ever.

Yumiko Shaku's nose has expanded !
What happened??
Plastic surgery?

I am not a hikky. but I dislike winter

You are seeing things.

>>484
Why winter is lovely. The summer is awful. too sweaty

？？
ただ整形したの？
普通に？整形しますってことで整形したの？？

I like spring and autumn

ttp://www.imgup.org/iup160000.jpg
Look at this picture!
What happend to her?

feeling sleepy and tired. I lost all my friends in 2003.

>>482
i suppose u have to go away to the South Pole and freeze to death before i consider `bout penguins.

>>487
why do u speak Japanese at here?
in English plz.

japan is always the best

>>492
best at losing.

>>486
Summers are awful. Way too humid. I can always put on a nice thick shirt and a coat and be
warm. In the summer you sweat no matter what.

i suppose pplz compete for who have many mere words & slangs & a low foul memories here...
there's no contents

Yukorin is pretty beyond the description. Who wouldn't agree?

We're here to talk about idols.

It's always idol talk, NEETs, lolicon, or some combination of all three.

I do not join talking about these topics as I am not interesting in it
and as I want to talk about others subjects. But I have no idea that can
change into new situation in this thread.

This is my opinion. Those who favor about idols, NEETs and lolicons go on
chatting about ones is no problem. People might well chat with these
topics. :-)

I wanna incantate a magic, save all over the people and make Tenkarin fall in love with me strongly. That's all, Thanks.

I can die for Tenkarin!
I hope for the happiness of all people all ove the world.

What's so good about Tenkarin?
Please explain to me, if you will.

hello. I am gaijnin. do you know where I can find fetish parties in tokyo?

2-chome, Shinjuku

Jukai, Fujiyama

I think Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice resembles Yumi Takigawa.

>>506
I think she resembles a demon from hell, but that is just my opinon.

>>503
ttp://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/search.pl?query=tokyo+fetish+party

>>503

Wow you're a plausible gaijin indeed... *rolls eyes*

What? Gaijin can't have fetishes?

>>302 here you go:

English Only http://makimo.to/2ch/mentai_english/989/989603406.html
English only again http://makimo.to/2ch/mentai_english/995/995852612.html
English Only http://makimo.to/2ch/mentai_english/1004/1004633855.html

Chatter in English (Chat in English) Series:
(Part 1) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy_english/1010/1010890915.html
(Part 2) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy2_english/1042/1042088789.html
(Part 3) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy2_english/1068/1068727902.html
(Part 4) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy2_english/1076/1076504192.html
(Part 5) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy2_english/1078/1078402607.html
(Part 6) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1080/1080928972.html
(Part 7) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1114/1114850576.html
(Part 8) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1116/1116413072.html
(Part 9) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1117/1117278879.html
(Part 10) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1117/1117817248.html

(Part 11) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1118/1118007629.html
(Part 12) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1118/1118278440.html
(Part 13) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1118/1118507659.html
(Part 14) *** missing ***
(Part 15) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1119/1119554437.html
(Part 16) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1120/1120154625.html
(Part 17) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1120/1120841030.html
(Part 18) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1121/1121878895.html
(Part 19) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1123/1123050377.html
(Part 20) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1123/1123597096.html

(Part 21) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1124/1124400527.html
(Part 22) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1125/1125399828.html
(Part 23) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1126/1126615899.html
(Part 24) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1127/1127105103.html
(Part 25) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1127/1127549132.html
(Part 26) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1127/1127843078.html
(Part 27) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1128/1128066023.html
(Part 28) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1128/1128235776.html
(Part 29) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1128/1128472128.html
(Part 30) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1128/1128741882.html

(Part 31*) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1128/1128943144.html
(Part 32) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1129/1129361665.html
(Part 33) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1130/1130014360.html
(Part 34) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1130/1130537742.html
(Part 35) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1131/1131575614.html
(Part 36) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1132/1132418179.html
(Part 37) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1133/1133438530.html
(Part 38) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1133/1133950785.html
(Part 39) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1135/1135007046.html

* Titled "Part 30" by mistake.

(part 40) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1135/1135482727.html
(Part 41) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1136/1136004494.html
(Part 42) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1136/1136657927.html

I admire your efforts.

Mee too.

I'm once again sick ;___; Don't have much to do except for doing homework, feeling nauseous
and try to get better. Does anybody know of any good webradios? The kind that plays music.
I'd be grateful if i could be given links to good webradios, in any language and any
style of music.

And if anybody wants to do some idle chatting, I'll be logged into
http://www.cup.com/bm7/chat3/index.htm. I will be mostly AFK (at my other desk) but my computer monitor
will be open and my webbrowser window up, so I'll eventually notice if people enter the room.

>>519
I got:

Not Found
The requested URL /bm7/chat3/index.htm. was not found on this server.

http://www.cup.com/bm7/chat3/index.htm
there. the period at the end of the url before messed the autolinking up before.

>>521
uh. okay. so it's a bit obvious i'm not doint to well mentally at the moment.
tired and with a too short attention-span.

I got it. My eyesight is failing me.

Oh my God. That chat room shows your IP host address.

>>524
Yup, not for the faint of heart.

http://www.studygs.net/ "Study Guides and Strategies". Random excellent link for study methods.

Lord, give unto me a proxy server.

Why don't you sniff my anus?
It will refresh you.

No, thank you.

Hi, I am a 25 year old Asian American female from Los Angeles, CA.
I am a native speaker of English currently living in Osaka.
My rate for private English lessons is 1500yen per hour.
Please contact me if you're interested in being my private student.
Thank you!

Have you ever had TOEIC?

>>519
ttp://www.last.fm Has several "station" covering a wide variety of stuff, but you need to download
their player to listen. At least I think you do.

ttp://www.pandora.com is really nifty. You enter the name of an artist you like, and it'l play other
stuff that you might like as well. It needs flash and works in your browser.

>>530
Asian-American??
JP×US or CHI×US or KR×US?

japan is number 2!!! number 1 is USA

Really?

yes

As far as I see, USA is No.1, EU is No.2, Russia is No.3, China is No.4,
India is No.5 and Japan is... I don't want to say about it.

I am great guy

>>538
And modest too.

>>539
you have a lot of originality

how to grow up??

>>540
Why thank you, some of my jokes were new _this_ century.

you're totaly outdated, cuz you're neet!

>>519
What kind of web radio do you want? Music? What genre? Talk?
http://somafm.com has some nice downtempo techno and ambient streams
http://di.fm has a lot of electronic music streams
http://www.shoutcast.com/ has many, many streams you can listen to from every genre

I hope you feel better soon and thank you for the archive links.

what do you think about jumping from the plane with parachute?

learn english u faggot

>>545
That would be pretty inadvisable. It would be a fun ride, but the landing would be... tricky.

but it can cure from depression, I think

sup eggplant
how doudo?

suddenly jerry began to feel queer
oh, so very queer! he had never felt so queer before.
"what is wrong with me?" he moaned.

cmon I know you are still here!!! please write something!!!

something

why do you have "?" after the timestamp????

just wondering...
do you have a sister???

Just the one - she's already married so don't even ask.

>>553
http://be.2ch.net/

>>555
is she older that you?

Because Jerry was queer

Sorry, I prefer girls.

I am not so sure about my sexual orientation
maybe I am a gay after all

I feel like failed popstar lol

also I have inferiority complex
lol I am inferior :(((

but it is very good that I admit it. after all half of the problem is solved

do u know story of tony takitany? his father was a jazz musician, he never been at
home, so tony growed up alone. when he entered art school all people mocking him like
"what the hell he is drawing, there is no emotion in his art" after art school he
became a tech. illustrator...

and earned a lot of money... that he met a girl.. he fell in love with her and
he started to feel emotion, but the girl was crazy about design cloth! she spend
a lot of money on it. Tony was rich so he did not interupt her. but one day he
said to her: dont you think that you spend too much money on fashion?
she agreed to return a dress. but when she did it, a car hit her. she died.
tony hired a girl who will be his secretary, and when that girl saw a room
full of desing cloth she started to crying...
the end

this is the season this is the season
this is the season for change

IF U FEEL DUMB AND DOWN YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT

Tenkarin is the only medicine for healing my deep melancholy.
Tenkarin is aware that she is my meddicine, She is the prettiest girl I know.
I can die for her.

>>569
I am very intelligent who owns IQ more than 200.

BIG DEAAAAL!

Ahaaaaang

worthless like a 35yo fat faggot

I wonder if k-tan is feeling better today

no matter how talented are you, the most important is to show your talent to the people
and gain something from your talent.

you're pretty boy, why are you crying?????????

this place is limited to NEETs, hikkies and college dropouts
we are low class!

And which group do you belong to?

all groups!!! I was hikky for 9 months, I am a college dropout,
and I dont work!!! I am entering university now, so I study

haha I remember when I was studing at another college (I changed 2 colleges! lol
I am 19) there was a boy who obviously was a FAGGOT! he was jocking all times he was
handsome, he listened to J.Lo and do dance!!! he was 19 at that time. I was 16 or 17..
he droped dout college lol. but after he was expelled he came to the class only for me!!
yeah! he said to me"hey, sat with me please" I said "no, thnx"
lol was I wrong?

haha, remembering this gay shit made me feel warmer!!! maybe I am gay????
lol

I was a quiet guy who was silent all the time!!!

Great!!(?) I hope you will accomplish your goal!!

>>582
that's for sure. but thnx anyway!

>>578
uh...you know..something will make you fine....someday..Come on.

There is a heart-warming conversation at this time in the morning!!!

>>584
I know. I will enter university this year lol. maybe I am a real faggot lol

maybe I need a boyfriend???? lol

Yes! I'm your boyfriend!! loli

fashion is a crazy stuff!!! lol
models are just useless dolls! stylists are ugly girls!!! male models will be
homeless after they grow old! photographers hates models, but can't do a shit without
models!!! and nobody can buy expensive cloth which featured in photos!! lololololol

You have lots of boyfriends here!!! lol

and everyone hates each other!!! lol

I am so stupid that it's hurts!!! I am handsome boy, 19 VIRGIN, never kissed a girl

lol I am fucked up!!! maybe I need to begin with a whores???

Ice-Cream la la la

The person with worried mind shouldn't be scorned!!

do you know movie called "dreamers"? it's about a 3 idiots who living in the movies!
jsut like me! i spent 9 months watchcing movies!!!

I can't fall asleep in spite of sleepiness.
I might be just a little fever now..

love show your real age lol

hey neets what are you plans on futurE?

Keep Strong & Find Myself

Of course, I will keep neets permanently

why dont you kill yourself? it's easy

>>592

Mmm come to Finland and you'll get to taste the tight virgin ass...of a man!

hey!! everybody the soccer against America gets started. Stop using internet and watch it.

I‘d like to join this thread form today on, though I can't write English well.

it's fun watching youguys talk...
anybody learnt eng outside Japan?

>>604

With the exception of a minor typographical error, your English seems okay to me.

I am always thinking about Tenkarin.

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Wven if you are NEETs, our friendship gonna keep everlastingly.

Japan in Italian is "Giaponne", which I didn't know until today.
And I missed watching Japanease athletes to march. I expected they
did it more later.

Do you want to talk with me?

Oh,harada!

I have to study cuz I have an entrance exam in a few days.
If I failed, I 'm gonna be NEET(・∀・)

>>619
even if you fail, you can start over. You have a long enough time to prepare for the exam next year.

>>620
Thanx for your encouragement.
I'm gonna do my best(　＾∀＾)

Being NEET seems to be pretty trendy those days!!! www

Is anyone here?
I wanna talk!!

No, nobody's here. And even if there anybody was here nobody here
can write in English.

Wanna have a chat with me now?

No? I'll leave in several minutes, if you don't write me back.

>>626
No! Don't go!!
Before u go, could you please suck my dicky?

>>627
Yes? I'm a male. I don't want to do it.

this place is rotten

>>629
Rotten? There's no rotten thing here to my eyes.

penis.

>>630
25yo males who dont work.

c'mon you're male!!! you should be strong!!

>>632
Are you? To put aside this rotten thing, a place doesn't mean a male.
Am I wrong?

everybody knows this thread is pathetic!!!

What did you have for lunch today?

>>635
How come you are here then? I thought you wanted to have a chat.

What do you think of Horiemon?
He is making news.

Let's talk about some attractions of Masami Ishihara.
She's the prettiest in the world.
Especially when she was bold headed in the movie "Sekachu-", I was knocked out by her prittiness.
What do u guys think of her?

Ishihara→Nagasawa

A TV report said he has been confined in a bleak room where there's nothing
except for a small desk, a toilet, and a small bed. Horiemon got rich quick and
I guess he couldn't believe what situation he was put in now. Beside himself, I mean.

Now I hear he won't answer almost all questions. He will never give in to any threat,
saying he didn't know what he did was illegal. And I believe him.

>>636
I am making chili.

君たち、もうオナニーはやめなさい

why the hell are you knowing i'm masturbating?

I am half male half girl

Which half is which?

Becky is half English, half Japanese. But Okamura said she is becoming more and more like a pure English,
as she get older. And I think he hit the point.

I think I have more qualified with appreciation on girls idol.
Becky is bad as she gets older! Saki Fukuda is very nice.]
I think Saki's breasts is a bit larger than those of Becky.

>>647 >>648
Oh are you sure? Why do you love those average-faced idols?
If you look at my wife, Tenkarin, you would be in love.
But she is mine. You should find other girl.

>>645
Really?

Becky? As in Rebecca Miyamoto? I thought she was half American.

Becky loves me.

In your dreams.

Becky often asks me to kiss her a longer time.

of course in my dream.

>>639
I guess you are a big fan of Nagasawa Masami and Ishihara Satomi.

Will Wankers

君たち、もうやめんこ。

>>647

Which Becky are you talking about? Who?

>> 645

You're a hermaphrodite? That's very interesting. Please, elaborate on the subject.

fuck yourself!

http://blog.livedoor.jp/cyberbabe/

>>656
Yeah, you're right. But I like Masami much better than Satomi.
How about you?

We are best friends.

Is a Korean living in Japan out of a base?

>>662
If you ask me, neither is to my taste.

The Number of the Beast.

>>665
What!? You must be gay or something.

>>662
I prefer Masuimi Max.

>>666
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/666_(band)

hey animufags!!! do you know the ultima secret of evangelion? only a male person
who lost a father(like me) can understand evangelion!!! all other people would not
understand it

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What is that supposed to be?

DOCTOR
二浪以外の情報は布施字
685 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2005/10/26(水) 01:06:38
梅○のスタイルがいい発音きれいな人って、背の高い○？ 686 ：
L2VL ◆ilMFhy8AUA ：2005/10/26(水) 01:09:41 そうです。
もちろん、個人名とかここに書かないでね。わかる人がわかれ
ばよいと思うし。　2006年2月14日追加カキコ
梅田の某女性については、私はスタイルがよい、発音がきれい
以外のこと
はもうしておりません。彼女の発音はとってもアメリカン。
ただ、文法ミスはある程度　noticeable.私よりはなめらかなの
は認めます。
>>やっぱりのGをバカにしている海外駐在組がGに多いのを
しらないようだ。900 名前：L2VL ◆ilMFhy8AUA ：2005/10/2
9(土) 00:39:04
>>895　四国じゃないよね。
英検もなにもありません。TOEICが、６年ほど前にうけたときに、
740点だったくらいです。�Aちゃん入学時のパンフには、
レベル３が、TOEIC700点に相当とあるので、妥当でしょう。
レベル２は、８００点台です。これは、とてもじゃない けれど、
英検一級なんて無理なレベルです。英検二級と一級の間には、
大きな 開きがあるので、準一級を作ったという話ですが
（私が高校生くらいのとき はなかったと思う）、だとしても、
準一級も無理じゃないでしょうかね。
�Aちゃんのレベル２は、日常会話からビジネス会話、さまざまな話題について 十分な語彙力と、表現力があり、発話される英語のミスが、それほど気がつかない レベル、ということですから、簡単にいえば、高校英語マスターの二級レ

>>672
Uhh.. It looks a bit like a Joystick. Maybe that is what >>671 was trying to draw?

shut up. do not use Japanese here, and do not say like you konw everything. say this things
after you get 英検一級. I don't like knowing teller. Study things more.

kill me
i cannot kill myself

I might as well kill myself as reconcile myself to my fate!

this's chinese letters

♥ ♡ ☜ ☞ ☎ ☏ ⊙ ◎ ☺ ☻ ► ◄
▧♨ ◐ ◑ ↔ ↕ ▪ ▫ ☼ ♦ ▀ ▄ █ ▌ ▐
░ ▒▬♦ ◊ ◦ ☼ ♠ ♣ ▣ ▤ ▥ ▦ ▩
◘ ◙ ◈ ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪ の ☆→ ♧ஐ ㊚㊛

this's really cute!!!!

Today s valentine's day. How many chocolates did you give or get?

>>676

So, you are Christian, aren't you?
Then, you shouldn't give the other people any oppotunity of sin.

If you were devastated goofing up in any serious issue,
remember, honesty is the best medicine for failure.

>>676
Don't do it! Somebody loves you.

>>680

Honesty is the best medicine for failure? I don't think so.

What do you say before sex in Japan?

Iitomoooooooooo!!!!

>>683
Itadakimasu!

>>683
Help! Police!

>>683
Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Japan is yet to get a gold medal.

I think gold medal is beautiful.

How come people love gold?

I heard Hyun-Soo Ahn broke his teeth trying to get at the chcolate in the middle of his.

How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie roll pop?

I think You Yamada is very glamour.

>>683
"Who should look on?"

This is the most important thing to be decided before you get into.

Yesterday I haven't been given any chocolates by a girl at all! Why? Whｙ？Ｗｈｙ？　Ｗｈｙ？　Ｗｈｙ？

fuckin' jap

Tell me the reason!

o yeah, coz youre like a pig.

>>695
Don't cry.
I think the Valentine's Day is becoming less popular in Japan these days.
I also didn't get any chocolate. (including Giri-Choco)

>>698
better than mad cows?

>>699
the reason that you hadn't been given chocolates because of your akihabara looks, right?lol lol lol

My looks ais very bad , but You Yamada may accept it and love me.
she is an angel.

>>701
I agree there's something to be said in common for the fashion of guys in Akiba.
but I'm not confident to be seen like Otaku or so.
Could you describe how you usually and really look like?
So that, I know what's real something.

>>695

Use 「why」｡ 「Ｗｈｙ」 looks really gay｡

But wait, Akihabara otakus will never get pussy (that's vagina for you who don't speak English so well).

So they might as well start having sex with one another.

In the future: Akihabara = faggot city!

Anyone?
How'u doing?

How are Japanese olympic teams coming along today?

I suggest Yukorin's fans get together here.

Is anyone here who smelt Yukorin's vanilla-scented fart?

I have the reason I'm keeping awake.I'm troubled in my course to the future,means university. I had already passed the exam of Setsunan university,however,I'm eager to enter Kyouto university.
Please advise me what to do from now.

>>711
No wondering. Study!
It's no big deal what university you go up, but what you learn there.

>>709
We are already here.

You should marry Yukorin.

678's Copype

this's chinese letters 

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ◎ ? ? ? ? 
?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 
? ??? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 
? ? ? ? ? ♪ ? ♭ ♪ の ☆→ ?? ?? 

this's really cute!!!! 


OH--WHAT IS THIS! 

No one knows whether I am a akiba-type NEET or a handsome playboy who graduated from MIT.

>>716
You know whether you have graduated from MIT. You are someone. Someone knows if you have graduated from MIT.
QED

http://www.opera.com/

I'm second grade college student.
have you some question?

Yeah. Do you like Yukorin?

I don't like yukorin,
because her face is too lolita to love.

your english sucks!!!!

I don't understand why you don't like her because her face looks young and pretty.
Ah, maybe you are a female and so you don't like her. Yes, that makes sense.
You are just jelous of her prettiness.

Yoshii, a spead skater, sort of appears to be attractive to me.
Of course, she is not the pretty kind, but her smiles! Oh, she's such a
nice girl.

>>724
So you say you prefer that Yoshii girl to Yukorin?

These days, I don't see Yukorin on TV.

Heyya ppl sup??

Female athletes always look better.

>>728
Who do you like best?

lp

Tuesday June 18, 2002


Italy's politicians and football officials have accused Ecuadorian referee Byron Moreno of "robbing" them of victory - and suggested that behind-the-scenes-powers worked to hand South Korea a place in the World Cup quarter-finals.

Yes,paulownia? or vagrancy?
duodenum? Monoceros?
Oh...amnesty

>>729
Sharapova is by far the best.
But come to think of her height,I feel somehow complicated.

Do japanese guys have hair on their arms? I do. You may call me Monkey.

>>734

Japanese men actually have hair in their arms????

Wow...

かわいいですね！！！

It will not came as a surprise to me if he fail in his skating performance and can't live up to our expectations.
We are getting used to our representatives missing getting a medal, aren't we?

Okamura mentioned Imai Melo and Narita Dorm on the radio. He felt Dorm was just pretending when his performance
ended up in failure, punching the ground many times to express his annoyance and so is Imai Melo.
Maybe what Okamura said was understandable to most of us.

Okamura said they should be ashamed of themselves, and that they need to
look how Uemura Aiko behaved even when she failed to get a medal, very thoughtfully.
The point he made here is, they must grow up and stop acting like a child.

No one's here?

im here

its 11:25am in Las vegas now

You guys seem too busy watching TV to notice where I am.

Aren't you watching TV now, then?

A statue of Bobby Valentine was put up in honer of his great success last year.

Speaking of BV, Yukorin handed him some chocolate on 14th of Feburuary last year.
She is so kind that she bothered to get to a baseball stadium to meet him.
I don't know whether she paid a visit to him this year, though.

I'd be glad if you get to appreciate the magnitude of the problem, guys. I mean,
we still haven't acquired a single medal ever! Not to mention, a few participants
almost grabbed a blonze medal. However, they finally ended up missing any!
What will become of Japanese representatives if no one succeeds in taking a medal back home?
As most of you here anticipated, the media reports you saw said they'd like
more than 10 medals. NO! they were expecting too much! They shouldn't egged us on that hard!
It's much too optimistic of the media to say we might get as many as 10 medals.
At best, there was a chance of getting one or two medals, maybe blonze.

Why, don't you think Takahashi will be a medalist?
He is expected to make it. All we can do here is see him skating on TV and
get down to our knees and pray for his success. He is listed on the 5th, so
he can still go for a silver medal, although chances are that the Rossian guy
will win the gold medal.

Hey, the guy mentioned above seemed to get it.
But truthfully, I don't understand what's so superb about his performance.

hey! somebody! i'm so bored. chat with me:-)

Why bored?

i dunno. nothing to do

>>749
What did you say it for? Never write me back.

what do u mean by that? wanna chat with me dont u?

fine! i'l go home then. i'l talk to you later >>752 :)

hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hello. I'm a weeaboo.

wanna chat?

I'd love to

yah!! so how are u doing man?

good morning everyone.

are you in Japan?

I'm doing fine I think. A bit tired, I think I should go to sleep soon. How are you?

couldnt be better! so are u going to sleep then?

I'm in Norway

nah, not yet

wow!

Takahashi Daisuke couldn't measure up to our expectations.
But we shouldn't blame Japanese representatives for it. That could happen to anyone.
To begin with, according to a news report, they haven't eaten Japanese food such as rice, simo soup, and so on.
It's a big problem. If they aren't full enough, they aren't going to perform fine. Italy promised they would serve
Japanese food. It's all their fault! We should protest against them for laziness.

me neigher. so,,, you are in Japan right?

people are crazy about olympic huh?

I heard the hygiene they live in during the games in Italy isn't good eather. It seems they haven't planned the games well at all.

>>768 no, I'm in norway.

how many medals have japanese guys got so far?

>>771 yah, i know. but i guess there are 3 people talking here. lets chat with me norway person

It's still up in the air whether Harada Masahiko will participate in the competition of large hill,
because he might be replaced by another young jumper who is not so famous. Do you think Harada should
stop his participation and give the youngster an oppotunity to win a medal?

yup. he is too old to jump

I wish there were maid cafes here in Norway. However, I don't think it would be possible. The feminists would scream and whine to the media until they get the cafes closed.

english is the official language in norway?

>>772
Sadly enough, zero.

>>770
They don't seem to manage an olympic.

>>778 are you serious?! ohhh my... I'm sooo disapointed

>>775
No. Actually, he was too light-weighted to get in the normal hill competition.

you mean he is skinny?! did he go on a diet???!

>>779
If you are talking about medals,
Then I'm really very serious.

none of them have got medal....

Did any japanese papers print the recently disputed pictures of Mohammed?

>>781
Well, I have no idea whether he went on a diet. He didn't look so skinny,
but the news said he needed another 400 kilogram.

>>784
Of course, yes.

what are you talking about??!

400kg??????????????????????????! hahahaha

>>788
It's true. I just thought he only had to drink the amount of water, though.

>>787
What are *you* talking about?

Ah< mistake. I mean, 0.4 kilogram.

>>784
I'm glad they did. :)
Media shouln't be afraid to print what they want. The muslims have no right to tell us what we can and can't do, as long as it doesn't endanger them.

ment to point to >>786

>>789
Wait! I misunderstood. They just mentioned it, but maybe not printed the pictures themselves.

Oh, ok.

leys talk about something that are interesting to everybody!

Norway has something to do with the conflict?
I thought it's France and Denmark.

>>796
It's Norway and Denmark. The Muslims went violent and nuts because a small, wortless Norwegian paper printed the pictures.

These are the cartoons in question http://cryptome.org/muhammad.htm

Thanks for the chat. I think I'll go to sleep now. Good night.

sweet dreams!

>>797
Thank you for putting me right. I haven't actually taken a look at any of them so far.
Um, to me, the point is, it's official or not. If so, it might be a proplem, but
well, some fanatic muslims seem just to take advantage of this oppotunity to threat people.

what happened to the US vice president?

killed

Killed?

yes, didnt you know that?

What are you up to now?

Who is the temporary replacement?

Cheney wasn't killed, he shot someone in the face with birdshot.
He was hunting quails. The guy he shot is still in the hospital, but alive.

>>797
It was originally a Danish newspaper, not a Norwegian one. I know you probably know this but others may not.
They have been reprinted a lot, including a Norwegian paper.

>>771
Where in Norway?

Why did he shoot him then? What was in it for him? My guess is he didn't meant to do it.
More importantly, however, the vice president is to blame.

The guy will be back to settle the score.

It was a hunting accident. Cheney was a little careless and the guy he shot was being careless too. He has accepted responsibility though.

Whats up?
Whats going on?
Please introduce in three lines!

Say pretty please.

you are pretty!! honey!

No, I meant, pretty PLEASE.
Not that I wanted to be called pretty.

summary

Fucking Jap！！！！ Fucking Nation Fucking Race!!!!

Fucking Fucking!!!!

Bush satisfied with Cheney's shooting

>>800
> it's official or not. If so, it might be a proplem, but [..]
It's a private news paper.

>>807
In Trondheim

>>819
Do you go to NTNU?

I see. When it comes to idols, nobody can defeat me about the knowledge.

Why does Yukorin's farts smell like vanilla?

her fart smells not vanilla but just an ador

hay 4chan

lol internet

kawaii desu ne ^_^_^_^_^_^_^

Am I lolicon?

英検＝スター説
この問題を解いてくぜ？日本語で悪いけど、英検ってスターじゃね？
すっげー事考えてるよな、あいつら。仲間になりたいけど鈴もってねぇよ。
安価なのはあるけど、、、

良い音でねぇorz

hey you guys are still talking about yukorins farts thing? that sucks.
no matter how many times you losers think about youkorin deeply,
there's nothing you can do about it, because yukorin do hate losers like you.
she wouldn't be caught dead going out with freeky geeks like you guys. hahaha
うんこ
漏れたー

omaera niito daro? onani- bakari suruna

What was the saddest or most emotional momennt for you?

＞＞８２６

かわいいです｡ ^^

LOL I love IME...

i dont get it. lets meke a NORMAL conversation huh?

>>829
?

are you there sweety?

>>829
Shut up dildo

>>834
what do you mean?

i just asked if somebody's still here. thats it.

I am here. I am in the middle of eating a big size of instant Yakisoba.

hahaha! is it good?

You suckin cunt!!

Yakisoba is very delicious. I am preparing for donbei.

who the heck did you say it?

>>841 aww! you're gonna eat another one then??! wow~

>>843
yeah! My stomach is tough! Plus I am starving!

right on! but i'm gonna take a shower now, so be right back!

Japan can't manage to take any medals in this plympic. Who should take the resposibility!?

>>845
Ok I wait for you, after you take a shower, you will be satyisfied with my sexual technic!

back!! i want to take a bath though...

Had you taken a bath, you might have missed out on this marvelous conversation.

age

>>849 what do you mean?

It's very cold in my room.

>>851
sarcasm

>>846
I still hope Suguri Fumie will win a gold medal.

I just browsed this site to brief myself on figure skating.
Japanese skaters are ranked as tough contenders.

http://www.nbcolympics.com/figureskating_ladies/index.html

somebody! tell me how bacteria travel (like travel)

>>846

Foreigners are responsible for Japan not getting medals!

King Crimson's Red is great!!!

All heil the Crimson King!

What's that?

This thread. Just as fucking crazy as I remember it.

Sup Japan?

No, you obviously have a bad memory. This thread is most exciting in the world.

Exciting and crazy can be the same thing.

No, they are not the same.

Harada Masahiko is not going to participate in the large-hill competition.

Nothing happened last week, don't worry, I was there.

We don't need more than needed.

Do you know Koby Briant made it to achieve the second highest score in a game:81point!
He's struggled to get through a hard time for a year or two. Someone filed a lawsuit against him for rape.
I don't know whether he really did it or not. A famous basketball player like himself wouldn't sacrifice his career
to have a temporary enjoyable time. Well, anyway, he might beat Michel Jordan.

I'm very angry now. Really very angry.
Why didn't they let Yukorin report the Torino olympic?
As you know, Yukorin is an engel. If she was there for our representatives in Italy,
they would have been highly motivated to win medals.

So my answer to >>846 is, someone who didn't try to get Yukorin involved in the sequence of TV reports.

>>868
Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan

That isn't the point, is it?

Yukorin should report the Olympic on TV.

>>872 I think that Yukorin should participate in the olympics, that way we foregners get some Yukrin action too. :>

If yukorin were a ice figure skater, all of contest referee would giver her a gold medal.
she could get it only by her pretty looks.

>>873
You are interested in her as well?

Hey every fucking one of you fucking right here!!
Suck my cock!!!

I am wondering how many men does wank with yukorin?

Hi friends! I have a big plan. I want to hold a wanking party in my room!
We talk about wanking techinic, idols, porn-dvd etc there for full 24 hours.
Do you have interest?

We should have talked about pornostars here.
Do you know about Oikawa Nao?

Do it alone,bullshit!

Oh my God, Japanese trailer trash!!!

>>875
Yes! The way she stares at me (the camera) is frigtening though.

frightening

Let's get fun. 
Get alive on from now,every one! 

Drowsy... I can't sit up any more... though I want to watch Olympics...

>>885
What do you interested in game in winter Olympics.   

Finns are kicking some czchzcheck ass! ^^

>>882
If you really are frightened to see a young and pretty girl like Yukorin on TV,
I say Suguri Fumie's expressions on her face when skating will kill you.
SF looks very sexy and wild.

Yuka Kamino is a bit pretty.

Who's that?

how do you study english everyday all?
I think english is very dificult..............

wanking, 2ch, breathing, eating, drinking and nap are most of it.

My last advice: Don’t alter, disguise, hide, manipulate, or be ashamed of
your own passion. Even if your passion is currently out of fashion,
disrespected, made fun of, or ignored, stick with it. Be faithful to it.
Don’t let your insecurity, loneliness, and fear compromise it. You like
Britney Spears? You are subscribed to Martha Stewart Living? You love
computer programming? Don’t ever feel ashamed or be embarrassed, no matter
how lame, silly, or uncool it may be to others. You don’t need to make any
excuses for liking something. You won’t regret it. It may sound to you like
I am coming from the position of someone who succeeded at this, but I didn’t.
I do not have many regrets in my life, but there are some, most of which are
related to this issue. In retrospect, I can see how I ended up compromising
my passion because I was feeling lonely, craving for attentions and respects.
I actually feel bad for my passion, as if it were something independent
within me, like a neglected child for whom I finally have the courage to stand up.

What if your passion is something bad, like say murdering people and rolling around in their blood?

Does anyone wanna talk about sex in English?

>>900
I am a cherry boy

>>896
?????

>>895
At least, I don't wanna.

cherry boy = virgin

I do not really care that >>896 is a cherry boy, even though he decided to tell me.

Cherry is not the problem, NEET is a big problem.

I'm suffering both problems.

Someone who knows about Mayu Tsuruta, please teach me

What is Yukorin doing now? I am afraid that she is in fear, because her fanatic fan such as these residents is recently stlaking at her.

What is she doing? I don't know. Maybe in her room, sleeping, isn't she?
Perhaps, paparaches(I don't know how to spell it correctly) might follow a popular idol like her,
so she is more frightened by them than by her good fans, if you ask me.
Yukorin wanted to get famous at any risk.

I really want to have sex with her.

Her? Who?

>>905
I see.

who is yukorin?

She's been mentioned here many times so far.
You don't know? Then let me. It is said that Yukorin is the prettiest idol in Japan.

She is very pretty in Japan. Why doesn't she try going to Hollywood?

Yukorin looks younger than she really is. More and more people are becoming more interested in her day by day.
In this situation, however, there are still some people who suspect that she's undergone plastic surgery. I read
some talked about it and they assumed her beatifulness was very artificial. But in my opinion, they just derived
enjoyment from guessingwork. Women who are jelous of other's fine faces often go mad and talk behind back.

>>911
She is from the Korin planet, so naturaly she speak Korinian as well as Japanese, but she doesn't speak English, which
is why she hasn't intended to go to Hollywood. In a word, she's faced with a language barrior.

>>913
I see. It's a very pity for her that she can't speak English.
By the way, she is very pretty is OK, but is she a virgin? or Hasn't she experienced a kiss with a male(except her fateher)?
This is a big factor for her to become more successful career as an actress or idol.

>>914
Is that so? I thought many Hollywood actresses love to do much of snogging
in front of audience. To answer your question, though, no, I have no idea whether
she's slept with someone or not. And that's not a problem to me. She's cute. That's
all idols need.

OK your idol theory seems a bit certain. bt the way, how large are her tits?
This is some important for Hollywood.

What Fuck! I googled just how hoe to find out how much pretty Yukorin is!
You told many lies! Her prettiness in under lower average!!! Are your eye's shights right? Or are you too stupid to recognize what is pretty?
You should only masturbate!!

Wait up, boy. What made you think Yukorin has always wanted to become a Hollywood actress?
Did she referred to it before? As far as I know, she didn't. And if she didn't, she doesn't need
to fulfill such requirement. All she needs is to attract Japanese males. This being the case,
it doesn't matter how large.

Perfectly she has never qualification to go to Hollywood as an actress because of her lower looks and her own many sex scandals!!

>>917
What are you up to? Don't insult her here. She's no doubt popular among us,
and that's because many of us know what "pretty" means. Of couse, she's cute,
beautiful, and extraorinary. You need to have your eyes examined.

>>920
Are you crazy?

>>919
I hate to say this, but you seem to be a little wide of the mark.
She doesn't have inclination to go to Hollywood. Are you with me?

>>921
What do you want?

>>922
OK, OK. She has only to highten her actress career only in this small island nation, Japan.

I want to want nothing.

Kimura Kaela would be suitable for a Hollywood actress.

>>926
Once you posted here? I remember your stalker-like writing about her.

k-tan is a computer geek.

Shibuya Rina is sexy and cute.

What is Rina Shibuya?

She's a porno-star.

I hope k-tan is feeling better.

うｐれ！

Yukorin could do with Japan.

Finally, we must conclude this thread about which idol is the most pretty.

There was a fan of Shibuya Asuka here in this thread.

>>935
No, we've ALREADY come to the conclusion that Yukorin is the best idol in Japan.

Who is Shibuya Asuka? I haven't had any knowledge about recent idols?

>>938
Don't pay any attention to obscure idols. It's a waste of time.
As far as I'm concerned, she's ugly. So please ignore her.

Idol geeks are much more ugly and larger number in East Asia than Euro-US area.

>>940
Uglier? You are ridiculing yourself. I don't make much of your negative outlook on life.

Akihabara is one of the worst places in Japan. There are many ugliest geeks who carry swelled Lyucksac.

>>942
I haven't seen any of them so far. How ugly are they? Fat?

>>943
You should go there to find out. You can see there as a foreign area.

Exactly, there are a lot of foreign people there as well.

Temper, guys!!
Ziyi Zhang dont have so big tits, an English high skill and a superior face...
Still she's one of Top Asian Hollywood Stars.
Right then the reason I don't know...
But few definite reason her oriental black hair, her skinny body and her not lose her inocence face.
These're her attracting American charms...
The third is surely Yukorin also has.
But it's lil different from Ziyi's one...
To be candid, Yukorin is a sleazy local idol that the same as a whore.
Indeed Ziyi star in Memoirs Of A Geisha like a whore...
But there's sophisticated therefore she only can
If Yukorin acts it...?
NO WAY!!! She never could!!!!

And then You say How Come?


Because she's a REAL whore...

To make a long story short, Yukorin is superb. I like her face,
but I'm too miserable to see her in person, so I decided to tell you
a groundless story as if Yukorin wants to fit into a Hollywood standard.

Hi Yukorin guy! How are you doing?
Are you wathing the Olympic Games?

Who's that guy?

Don't you guys think Curling is fun and interresting?
I ve found it both. What do you think?

I like Ziyi Zhang more than Yukorin, because Ziyi knows what she is doing.
She is a good actress, attracting as many males as you can count in the world.

I found Japanese representatives of Curling very charming.

It's kind of stupid to compare Ziyi Zhang with that whore some of you call Yukorin,. LOL

Quite a few people suppose Ando Miki will win a medal.

Yehar! She is gonna definetly jump that highly-anticipated quadruple jump and win the gold medal!
She is sooooooooooooooo deserved to be rewarded!!
I am gonna sooooooooo root for her.

>>955
Do you like her? Well, sorry, I don't.
The overseas media seems to pay more attention to Arakawa Shizuka.
If I remember right, she alone was awarded as a beatiful skater or something.
What's more, according to the media, she is expected to win a bronze medal.
Others? No, I hear they were not even mentioned.

>>947 yeah, that's it

If tell only one phrase,
yukorin is too miserable to go to HW

I don't really care what other pleple think she is.
What's important is not that kind of pre-hyped things.
I just hope she will do great and smile from the bottom of her heart. That's all.

>>958
You sound as if you are a Yukorin maniac.

You just masturbate,
And Go to Pee,
And Go to bed!!

>>960
Why don't you stop acting up like that? When I point out your illogical point,
you always lose control of yourself and start talking rubbish.

>>961
Just Do It!!

>>959
If that's what I am, I don't wanna be anything else!

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This site it brilliant. I have to love the way it makes fun of both
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