Chat in English (Part 17)

Go ahead, make my day.（´･ω･`）

Previous thread:
Chat in English (Part 16)
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1120154625/

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>>2
I think that's a childish thing to do.

Yon sama!

>>3 I'm sorry. Could you ever forgive me? :*

>>4
I think that's a childish thing to do.

Ultra 7!!

Rinka and Sato Tamou shoud be locked in a cage and made to fight to
determine who is the most annoying woman to currently be on television.

since they would be slapping each other it would save me the trouble
having to slap them individually

maybe someone can help me..
what does テンロク mean? (a car term)

ヽ(`0´)ﾉyawning

its less crowded than usual.

>>8
cage(v)
閉じ込める

>>12
yes if you want to use cage as a verb.
but i used it as a noun.

>8
Relax, they're just doing that in order to get public attention.
Just strategy, eh?

no.

>>14
I guess so,too.

i think rinka is really that dumb.
tamou may just be acting. but she still needs to quit

(_ _)zzz

Good morning.

late again, huh?

I'm always late.

dont miss the train.

I miss you God.

have you already made your head clear?

I'm doing my best.

jah, keep up your good work as usual, sir?

I will, sir. Thank you, sir.

hang in there.
im sure you will.

You, too, buddy.
You arm my source of inspiration, pal.

(_ _)zzz

if you are going to talk to yourself Urban Predator then use the
monologue thread

>>31
I was having an enchanting conversation with Mr Nameless@learnig English.

there have been too few people in here lately.
what happened?

I haven't the slightest idea.
Does it have to do with Star Wars I wonder?

Not just this thread. You can't see much activity on the whole English board these few days.

I think you morons makethis thread disaster!!
Take some responsibilities!!

Sorry I couldn't help it.（´；ω；｀）

I have nothing to do

thats too bad, honey.

>>36
you forget to include you among morons.

I have the world's funniest joke:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10/03/joke.funniest/

So you,Urban Preadator are always called a stupid NEET.

I don't mind insults which stand to no justifiable reason.（´･ω･`）

ﾈﾗ子よ！
今日も休みかいな。

Urban Predator loves yukorin.

What is yukorin?

yukorin? what? Fuck! Do you moron still love Yuko Ogura?
Don't talk about that! That makes me sick!

I have nothing to do

try again after you find something to do♡

I bet thereis not a beautiful woman in this English board of 2ch.
The women here are all fat and busaikest!

You losers have never made me love Yukorin, only hate her. It's all your fault.

Yukorin is beatiful, cute, smart, intelligent, and kind.
You can't expect more from anyone but her.

Angel is the word created for only Yukorin.

Yukorin looked me in the eyes as if to say she loves me, which
I rejected in order to get her irritated. But the more irritated
she got, the deeper her love became toward me. It is hard to read
women's mind.

She follows me everywhere I go like an adorable dog.

I think Yukorin was born to make peaceful the world in which
people hate each other. The God must've ask her to come down here.
She is an angel.

We love Yukorin because she's pretty.

Damn idol freaks.

Yukorin is not an idol. She is an angel.

Nowhere can you see an idol if she's not popular. In that sense,
Yukorin is on TV showes because everyone loves her. That tells you
a lot.

Yukorin is just 21, isn't she?

Yes, she is.

And I agree with your posts. Yukorin sure is pretty.

We love yukorin very much. Ignore trolls who try to badmouth her.

I've got absolutely nothing to say.

yukorin should enter the cage to right rinka and sato tamou as well.
they are all stupid and annoying

異人種間のカップルの写真を集めたサイト↓
ttp://fd1.n1e.jp/~f/DATA/MOVIE/6-3091ckh/6-3091ckh.jpg

アジア人男＆ブロンド女けっこうあるぞ！元気だせい！

I think you are all idiots! because you believe yukorin is cute.
that makes me sick! don't talk about slut yukorin!!!

You should be aware my Kaela is the most beautiful girl!

You idol people need to get a girlfriend... FAST.

>>67
oh fuck off. you are so boring! always saying the samething over
and over. Nobody cares about what you think about Kaela

Kaela's smiles make my headache soften, on the other hand Yukorin's sneer or smirk makes my headache the worst pain!
I hope Yukorin will marry you and disappear on TV!

>>69
shut up! the reason why I talk about my Kaela isn't to make you joy!

I hope that Yukorin disappears from tv as well.

But I also hope the Kaela-person would stop talking about her
because its soo fucking repeative. Boring!

And all the Yukorin talk to boring too!

im afraid that you, too.lol

don't call me Kaela person, I am just Kaela's knight.

>>72
Do you love yukorin?

>>67
Kaela Kimura?

Yes of course, she belongs to me.

>>74
Okay Kaela's Knight, you're still boring because you say the same
thing over and over.

I think you all morons are good at idol toic rather than English.lol

>>75
No I don't. I think she is annoying and actually very plain
looking. I don't think she should be famous and she should definatley
not be on television ever

>>79
Then you should come up with a new topic, asshole.

I don't like idol chat either, so im trying to think of something
else

Yukorin and her fanatic and stupidest nerds in this thread should be exiled from the Earth, shouldn't they?

They don't need to be exiled from the earth. I just don't want
to have to hear about Yukorin or any idol.

idols are a waste of time

>>83
Are you female ( who is fat weight and plain face)?
So you are hating idol,

>>84
Are you a fat ugly man that has to buy shanshin-shu because he
can't talk to a real woman?

And no, Im not a woman.

talk to an idol on photo-book and kiss her are my everyday routine. because I haven't had a girlfriend.

>>86 Then go get a girlfriend. Plus the fresh air won't kill you.

Why girls hate me or idol-chaser? What's wrong with me?

no one knows.

>>88
why do you hate girls that don't look like idols?

Give me a girlfriend!!!!!!!!

that's too bad…i bet

>>91
no one can give you a girlfriend. you have to go find one yourself

＞＞９３
but I don't know how to find one? Teach me some secret technic.

>>94
if i knew secret techniques do you think I would be here posting on 2ch?

It has almost been a year since my last girlfriend. And Im not so
sure how I got her...

>>94

First step: Go OUTSIDE.

>>94
I agree with >>95

you're going to have to be social to get a girlfriend.

＞＞９５
I am not a Hikikomori, I am a salary man.

>>98
then it should be much easier for you.

go create situations for yourself to meet and talk to women then

You are morons.lol

>>100
and just what the fuck are you?

why dont you try to pick up around shinjuku station.

＞＞９９
talk to woman is a diificult thing to do. I have no topic with them.
What sort of women like? you know?

money talks.

>>98
don't you have salaryman friends who have girlfriends?
Ask them. Or see if their girlfriends could introduce you to someone.
Or ask a woman at your office out.

MONEY talk? that means such a bank rate or conbertible bond? economy one?
My Freinds give me same advice, you should have interst in Movies.
but I don't like movies.

>>106
He means that if it looks like you have a lot of money then it
doesn't matter what you talk about because many woman are shallow.
If you can talk about the economy with a woman then you have found
an interesting woman perhaps...


What about music, or tv? What are your interests?

＞＞１０７
music. I only listen to morning musume. or classical musics.
but I like world soccer and baseball

>>108

try soccer then. there seems to be many women who like both J-League
and international soccer

classical music might work as well.

(_ _)zzz

What kind of effort should I make to marry a pretty girl just like Hilary Duff?

>>112
Post some links here that can show us how pretty she is.

a similar guy again.

I reccomend you not to take a job in warehouse!
As you know, Fucking damp and hod climate! I think I sweat more than professinal spots man.
but my yearly wage is far much lower than sportsman.

>>113
Search google!

Hilary is my wife in my mind. I like being in fastasy.

Hilary Duff is actually not so pretty.
Is is actually pretty average but her make up helps to hide it
i think

No matter what a few of you says, most of us are in favor of her.

>>119
don't you really just mean YOU are in favor of her?
There seems to be only ever one person who tries to bring Hilary Duff
up as a topic

Hillary Duff is fucking average-there are tonnes of bitches hotter than her. Get over it!

Hilary Duff is the ugliest of the ugliest of all the new women
in the music industry I think....
She doesn't look like a professional singer.
She isn't a girl next door in your neighborhood....
Plus, her voice is strange too.

>>121
and where are you from BB?

>>120
By her I mean Yukorin, whose kittenish smile is appealing to all Japanese males.

What is BB short for?

I don't think Kimura Keala is prettier than Yukorin.
KK is not my taste which represents almost all japanese: the maniac
is the only one with his mind full of her.

how about Paris Hilton.
She hot!!

I'll admit that KK sings better than Yukorin does. No question
about that. I myself listened to both of them singing on the tube.
But that doesn't have anything to do with which is prettier, do you think?

no.
no one is intereted in her.

>>127
She's foreign. We don't have any interest in her.

>>129
You took the words right out of my mouth.
We are more interested in Yukorin.

Do you know about South Korean actresses other than Cheju?
Enlighten me.

no.

How do we have to see Son Sonin as?
Is she Japanese or SK? She looks very Japanese and very cute kind,
but Sonin put great emphasis on her SK identity.

Sonin looks plum and sexy. the image of "A woman of curryrice", or her CD,
must've get males erected.

That said, I forgot she was a singer, Sonin. Is she still singing?
Tungku should also forget it.

Speaking of nationality, KK, Becky, and of course SS are not
pure Japanese. That lead me to think we want Foreiners?
But Paris Hilton doesn't appeal to us, though...

Paris Hilton reminds me of Kanou Sisters, who's been physically
improved ( or detriorated?). The sisters look horrible to me,
as does Paris Hilton, who's thought to be a celeblity.

In a nutshell, Yukorin is the beauty.

I wonder why he says he loves KK so much. Is that
because she sings well? Truth?

Don't you think UH got suddenly fat?
I was surprised to watch her on TV. Happy married life
makes female put on so much weight?

Who is UH?

Yukorin is not really that pretty. She seems fairly average to me.
And she has no point on televison she just wastes time.
In fact Yukorin is worthless in my opinion.

Sonim Isn't Japanese at all. She is of Korean ancestry but was
born and raised in Japan. She is better looking than Yukorin though
and she has a better body

I hate her big face! She is busaiker than Yukorin!

>>141
Because Utada Got married with a Korean Japanese guy....she's been eating lots of korean foods every day!!

Really? if so, UH should have married me.

>>145
No way! I bet without the aid of make-up Yukorin looks exactly the same
as every other girl. She is not special at all. And the way she acts
makes her even more unattractive

Japs and Koreans are pretty much racially indistinguishable anyway. It's so pathetic how you all hold on to the delusion of heterogeneity of your own race.

How about Yukorin? She is not Japanese. She is a Korin residents

>>149
race in general is pretty much bullshit since besides superficial
features there is nothing indistinguishable from one human to another.

And if And the word you want is genius "homogeneity" not "hetero"

>>150
Yukorin sucks. she should be fired by her office so we all never
have to see her again

How many times have you ever wanked yukorin?

Well for me, I have never wanked with yukorin in mind. she is
unable to keep my cock erect. It takes a better woman than her

If I were a good singer who can shake girls herat just like Maroon5 or Back Street Boys, I could probably marry Hilary Duff. just then She would respect and love me more.

But actually, I am a 36-aged fucking warehouse worker!

Plus I ain't good at singing and playing any muscial instruments!

But I am confident that BSB and M5 can't put up with this slaving job(,however they needn't so…orz)

why dont you try suicide?
it's easy you can jump from building..

Commiting suicide means complete give-up of marrying Hilary. I believe chance, but it's least

you have absolutely ZERO chances to marry hilary.
give up

even if you were beautiful guy with a guy job in your 20's
you dont have chances. to marry hilary duff you need to be famous and rich.

I beleve I have a 0,0000000000000000000001% chance.
I need to collect 7 dragon balls, just then I tell a god snake to make hilary love me

are you virgin?

(_ _)zzz

Yukorin is still supported by ugly idiots in this thread.

Goddamn this is a fucking messed up thread. Pretty funny though.
Never thought I would find a thread with english everywhere. Pretty
unexpectable...But on the other hand I am a newbie on this site so
I wouldn`t know enough to know shit.
The reason why I`m rambling on about bull shit is because I`m so damn
bored. I`m gonna keep on checking on this thread.

>>165
What is your name?

>>161 You have fun looking for those dragonballs

Who is Yukorin?

Yukorin is a pet name for Yuko Ogura, a Japanese girl icon.

thanks.

I think many people in here hate her.
Could you tell me why?

I'm not interested in Alien who came from planet of the Korin.

I've been sideswiped

what's so special about "Yukorin" or whoever this is?

It's all over with me.
English is difficult.

write in correct english is difficult. but i dont have any problems to
write random crap to this thread, or read any english website....

>165
You, just beat it.

hey this is 165
haha i didnt know anyother way to name myself but you
guys have to keep on going its pretty funny. All the
talk about Yukorin is unusual and hilarious. Personally
I dislike. The way she says shes from corin-sei or
whatever is complete bullshit I just want to beat the
fuck out of her; but ofcourse thats just me.

>>178
either you're a native speaker or you've been talking to one for
a damn long time

haha I used to live in California when I was like
4 and I go to a boarding school which helps like
hell. A lot of people are actually good at english
on this site though. It was pretty unforseen for me.

boarding school huh? Hope its not the kind thats all male with
nuns? (I don't know why I assumed you are male)

Yukorin loves you even if you pretend to dislike her.

yukorin loves a lot of money she is like average worker

YUkorin cares about you

I think you are pathetic.

>>183 is NEET.

What makes you love into Yukorin? your simple stupidness?

>>183 is NEET or a job hopper.

dont be silly nerd.

Bull's eye, huh?

NEET loves Yukorin, It's very clear result

i think that yukorin guy in this thread is urban predator. i pissed him off from
monologue thread and he came here
what a pathetic idiot

英語スレでやたらとニート呼ばわりして絡んでくる奴がいるがな、
そいつこそニートなんだろう。あるいは落ちこぼれフリーターだろうな。

We need to Tell him why we hate shit-kote like urban predator!

>>193
How did you know that?（´；ω；｀）

>>194
What has he done to make you hate him?

yukorin hadn't been worth talking about!
Haven't he noticed that yet?

>>196
Just because he is talking on yukorin! That topic make us sick!

>>198
I never heard him talk about Yuko Ogura.

anyway i hate yukorin!

I think you are what we call kote-phobe.

kote-phobe? I am not a cheap one! I hate shit-kote by the cause of they are making this thread lowest by talking about cheapest topic idol or something like that

>>202
I only see annonymous posters talking about Yuko Ogura.

really? Did I mistake that? If so, i wanna apologize to him for calling shit. sorry
But, Don't let us sick by talking about yukorin! OK?

i think kim bauer is a fucking idiot

i kicked my wife today
i punches her face very hard she was bleeding i laugh at her

my room temerature is at 34C now, without cooler or fan.
What should I do to sleep?

its still messy.

it's so such a hot room that I can't wank before bed.

>>207
just put ice bag on your head

ice bag? does it mean a ice pillow? that's agood idea, but it's so hard like a stone.

>>211
you dunno have refrigerator?

my wife is crying now
I piss on her hahahaha she is so bitch i really hate her
i might rape her soon

I have one! How this refrigerator can help me from heating hell?

>>213
You are crazy. Crazy people bolong to:

Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121001818/

make ices to put in your ice bag or pillow
i heard eating watermelon and drinking barley tea make our body cool a bit

What's the hec going on, you morons! sons of bitches! neets!

>>216
Excuse me, sir? Does barley tea mean beer? There is 1 can of super dry in my refrigator, but no watermelon.

>>216
you like to drink a piss beer? i mean Japanese canned lagers often tastes awful...though bottled and draft is not quite bad.

correction
216→218

buying a can of beer is costle for me, but bottoled or draft are more expensive! I cannot afford that.

Can you speak Korin language?

>>222
I don't know whether Yukorin herself can speak it, dear.

KORIEFL is the essential test for its learners who wish to go to study a univ in korin planet

I heared that she is queen of "Korin-sei".
Is it really?

no.

She is lier......

I hate yukorin! I can't understan why you love her! she's just stupid whore!
you are just insane idiots!

although I am sure that >>228 is the same person who always talks
about Kaela, I must agree with him this time. Ogura Yuko is a waste
of time. There is no planet Korin. Ogura Yuko is just another
dumb idol that Japanese has many of. She is not even so pretty,
and her act is very annoying.

If I was a talent on the same tv program as Ogura Yuko it would
be hard for me to control myself to not slap her in the face for
her stupidness. Buriko is not charming it is annoying

>>229
Surely I am Kaela's knight. but I decided not to boast my kaela in front of here.

all fucking of Yuko's cm make me irritate!

She said she came from another planet!!

Who believe such a fuckin thing?

Her statemen about coming from a somewhere planet of outer space make me laugh and after sick!
She and her idiot fans should be away from japan! I hate to see them anymore

why dont you visit another room in which you can talk
about yukorin or kalea as you like?
i think that fits you.

What's kalea?

Topic on my Kaela doen't want to be talked here. Kaela and I likes silence

>>237
I see.

Move to next topic.

Next topic is ....

let's talk about Fukakyon

What should I say?

　　　.∧ ∧∧ ∧ ))
　 (( (ﾟДﾟ ≡ ﾟДﾟ)
　　　⊂⊂≡⊃⊃
　　ｵ　と,, ≡,,づ　ｵ
　　ﾛ　　し＾ Ｊ　　 ﾛ

>>241
Get out here and never come back.

Next topic is how to protect Japan from terrorist.

Actually Fukada Kyoko might be a pretty good topic.
If you're just going to talk about girls you might as well talk
about a good one

no.

>>243
Sorry buddy, but before criticizing someone else, you need to learn some grammer...

×： grammer
○： grammar

...w/e

very funny.

What is funny？

you funny

Thanks

I believe effective events and situations both impressive and shuddering in English make the skills improve.
Many seem not to have such an oppotunity only in Japan. But surely exist the chances if you really want.

just start babbling in English at home

I need to start living, I am so rotten now i dont even feel alive

I am 243. To 247
Sorry sir. My Brain was gone.

im hiroshi.
the other day i went to donate blood for the first time.
but i was said "you need to get a blood transfusion for your health.
im hiroshi, im hiroshi, im hiroshi.

Good for you, Hiroshi!
Well done!
You are better off without donating blood!!

boooring

HEY H-H-HEY~~ D.J.~~!!

what the hell's going on man?

You are loving Ogu ogu yukorin!

>>261

You just need to stfu...

I find it suprising that Oikawa Nao is able to have normal job as tv
talent. Tv producers are very kind to not look down on her for a having
AV career. She is like Ijima Ai. I wonder if her DVD is any good?

whats the next? chingching-☆

i have no time(･∀･；)

>>266
　　　　　　　　　　　　＼　　人　　／　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　　＿　　　（＿_）　　＿　＜　I have no time to read books!
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　（＿＿）　　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　　　　　／　（　ﾟ∀ﾟ　）　＼　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

we talked abotu you mr.shit
in other thread. Im got interested in you, can you tell me about your age ?

No...

are you shy? why not it's just bbs!
well
are you in 20-30's or 30-40's ???

>>270
Why are you interested in how old I am anyway?

>>271
I dunno why. maybe because everybody talking about you

　 　 人
　　（＿_）
＼（＿＿）／ I have the right to remain silent, your honour!
　（ ・∀・ ）

Ok...
i dont mind

he sometimes looks like the urban predetor.

urban predator = kim bauer

What are you trying to say?（´･ω･`）

heh♪

what makes them have some faces?

I'm confused...

confusin will be my epitaph♪

okay now i understand. if mr.shit is urban predator.
look! if he is not urban predator he just ignore it. but he replied to this.
so he is urban predator

King Crimson♪

king crimson = pretentious idiots.

urban predetor likes s&g.
and mr.shit likes king crimoson.
but each response is similar♪

Someone is trying to crack me.
I'm scared.（´･ω･`）

king crimson is fucking outdated. stop living in the past

Masterpieces never go out of date, sir.

>>286
why do you like using the AA? ♪♪♪

1 名前：Urban Predator[secret] 投稿日：2005/07/09(土) 01:43:50
Go ahead, make my day.（´･ω･`）

Previous thread:
Chat in English (Part 16)
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1120154625/

43 名前：Urban Predator[secret] 投稿日：2005/07/09(土) 23:36:50
I don't mind insults which stand to no justifiable reason.（´･ω･`）

277 名前：Mr Shit ◆9Ce54OonTI [sage] 投稿日：2005/07/13(水) 22:28:24
What are you trying to say?（´･ω･`）

286 名前：Mr Shit ◆9Ce54OonTI [sage] 投稿日：2005/07/13(水) 22:43:25
Someone is trying to crack me.
I'm scared.（´･ω･`）

>>288
yes, but it's just prove that you're too lazy to discover ANOTHER masterpieces
you find something that interests you, but instead of continue to searching for
good stuff you're stuck with king crimson hahah

aha. he's using that same manner of speaking too =P

>>290
I love contemporary works as well, sir.

So mr Shit mystery is finally solved!
mr.shit = urban predator = kim bauer! a horrible 25yo NEET
how sad
how sad

i like the larks tongues in aspec part2.♪

>>293
I'm afraid to say but you are mistaken.
I am not Ms. Kim Bauer.
But what is so sad about Ms. Kim Bauer I wonder?

Kim Bauer is 25yo neet!
it's really sad. his life is ruined

haha kim bauer? you know she has a real name, right?

>>296
Oh, it's Mr Bauer, not Ms. Bauer.
I thought Kim was a female name.... Excuse me.

but i think there is no problem if he uses some names here.
its rather fun♪

>>299
Have you ever named yourself on this 2ch board?
I'm curious. Why do many Japanese people here post anonymously?

my song:
As we walk together
to the crowded streets
The people passing by
they fade into nothingless
it's you and I alone
in the cold grey street
nothing else matters
no one else case

>>301
　 　 人
　　（＿_）
＼（＿＿）／ More!
　（ ・∀・ ）

Darn! It's almost tomorrow!
I must go now. Good night.

Mr shit hopes for marrying yukorin!

achah｡･ﾟ･(ﾉ∀`)･ﾟ･｡

but yukorin hates him and regard him as a stalker. me shit might be arrested by police and he gets a death penalti

>>306
go to the idol thread.

im hiroshi.
in my home town, there is an izakaya
which has a parking lot for customers.

-- NASA scrubs launch of space shuttle Discovery because of faulty fuel-tank sensor.

iii have no time.(；´Д｀)y─┛~~

>>310
No time to smoke?

ill have no time to wank.(；´Д｀)

You morons are all neets! So you have free time 365 days!

You are neets
You are morons
you can wank only
you are stupid
you are over 80kg fat
you are jobless

(・o・)neet♪, neat♪, everyday♪

I am handsome man! 1.85m ! I am amazing tall

　　〃∩ ∧＿∧
　　　⊂⌒（ 　・ω・）　　dont read dazai osamu too much
　　　　 ｀ヽ_っ⌒/⌒ｃ

but he seems to be dazai fanatic.

tsugi madaa.

i have enough time(；´Д｀)y─┛~~

What the hell are you guys talking about!?
I think it's just wasting time.
Go to bed right now and have a good dream!
prepare to live tomorrow!

I haven't eaten rice pudding yet. what does that taste like?
sweet rice??? omg.

　mine has been a life of much shame.
　i cant even guess myself what it must be to live
the life of a human being. i was born in a village in
the northeast, and it wasnt until i was quite big
that i saw my first train. i climbed up and down the
station bridge, quite unaware that its function was
to permit people to cross from one track to another.

　　　〃∩ ∧＿∧
　　　⊂⌒（ 　・ω・）　　im a dazaist as well as urban predator.
　　　　 ｀ヽ_っ⌒/⌒ｃ

Mother uttered a faint cry. She was eating soup
in the dining room.
I thought perhaps something disagreeable had
got into the soup."A hair?" I asked.

>>324
And?

>>324
I love setting sun

you know I am not suicidal person, but i can't do anything but fall with love in
dazai prose

>>323
no longer human

human lost or no longer human.

>>325
"No." Mother poured another spoonful of soup
into her mouth as if nothing had happened, This
accomplished, she turned her head to one side,
directed her gaze at the cherry tree in full bloom
outside the kitchen window and, her head still averted,
fluttered another spoonful of soup between her lips.
Mother eats in a way so unlike the manner prescribed
in women's magazines that it is no mere figure of
speech in her case to use the word "flutter".

>>330
Are you the guy who wrote long ago some short story based on your experience
in the Matsumoto thread?

no.

Your English is quite remarkable!
How did you learn to write such a good English?

are you asking mr. dazai in another world?

>>334
I don't understand your question.
What does dazai have to do with his (or your) English?

settle yourself.
that was translated by donald keene.

>>336
Oh, is that so? I don't know that.
I thought >>330 had written it by himself and I thought, "Wow, what an excellent English he wrote!"
I'm such an uneducated person...

Kaela seems to want to marry me sooner. She's very pretty.

heh.

sorry for you. I boasted again.lol

>>338
go to the idol thread, moron.

dazai osamu is our idol

>>341
Don't say the cutest word, moron. at me! you idiot!
BTW, what the heck is the idol thread!

>>343
Let's talk about idols and actresses
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121246074/l50

Oh... that's tha craziest thread... Every moron talks only about yuko ogura. I hate her most!

>>345
then why don't you go there and take control of that thread?
you can do that if you want.

>>346
Topics on Kaela doen't cut out for that notoriously shit thread.
That thread is only used by insane idiots who love Ogu yu, anti-Kaela and other idol

>>345
I like kaela, so we can go there together and rule that thread!

>>348
No way! Staying and holding control on that stupidest thread catch a strong dishonour!
I like here! and I like boasting about my Kaela in front of you idiot apes

All Star game will be held soon. Which league do you think will win? I like Giants so Central win.

>>349
Get out of here! You are not wanted here!

Gosh, cannot believe there are so many assholes in here.

I think you are qually stupid

and youare worse then me becsuse you respond

what a terrible internets here.

all because of yukorin guy and kaela guy.

>>355
weird english

>>357
what does your name stand for?

I'm copletely innocent! The most important crimmer and sinner made this thread disaster is Yukorin nerds and a few idiots who speak ill of me and kaela.
Are you able to understand that? You are too stupid, but I hope you able to manage to catch that.

>>359
Most of the people here are sick and tired of the talk about idols.
And a lot of people have disappeared because of the same old talks about the same old idols.
You should sense those people's feelings.

D=

To 360
I agree with what you said, there are only sick, crazy, weirdys.

>>360
OK I do my beat not to avoid boasting my Kaela. OK, man?

OOps short mistake on my sentense.
correct.
I do my best to avoid〜

>>358
it's a face. xD

>>363
not to avoid? You mean you do best to avoid boasting of your kaela?

>>364
okay. I appreciate that.

ok, if you're here i'm assuming we can talk about English.

how do you study English? is reading or speaking harder for you?
discuss.

>>368
I'm learning English mostly by reading and watching DVDs.
I don't like memorize words and phrases or do workbooks.

what kind of DVDs? movies? TV shows?

Watching a TV drama or movie in English can make our English a little bit greater I bet.

Bridged Jone's diary is best, You can study and after wank

>>370
lots of kinds of DVDs, such as movies like billy wilder's or ones starring humphry boggard, or
tv dramas like ER or Star Trek, etc, etc.

>>372
is that so erotic?

...whatever floats your boat.

as for me, i learned Japanese from Anime and Manga. =D

Not always true!
Sometime you will be trapped in an endless noise listening.

>>375
So you're not Japanese? where are you from?

I haven't watched Mona's TV recently. Is that program still broadcated?

>>377
i'm from America. ask me whatever you want.

I wanna improve my TOEIC score higher.

i don't know anything about the TOEIC...

>>379
I like Third Watch. I heard the tv drama series were terminated in America. Is that true?
And if so, why? It's remarkably excellent drama, I think.

Oh blimey! Usual shit-kote appears here again, changing his name,=X Candase,Mr shit

>>383
shut up and get out!

I want to study in Harvard University, what should I do? Then How much TOEFL score will I need?
and how much money will it take to do that?

>>383
um.. i'm not them. and wtf is shit-kote?

>>382
Third Watch.. i haven't seen it. i don't really watch any American TV dramas. except for "House".

>>386
You cannot lie anymore! Go home!

>>=X

What is your favorite pastime? And are you some kind of student?

>>387
YOU go home!

>>385
tuition for Harvard is around $41,000.
as an international student, you won't be able to get government loans, but the school should give you some grant money.
according to their website, taking the TOEFL isn't required, but you must take three SAT II subject tests.

>>=X
And How many times do you jerk off daily?

>>388
favorite pastime.. i'm starting to watch more baseball on TV. and when i'm bored i like to watch Japanese TV.
i'm a college student.

$41,000 How costly!

>>391
wtf? i'm gonna ignore that.

>>392
thanks for answering my questions.
you say you watch japanese tv. what exactly do they broadcast?

Do me a favor? Please give me a short explanation about SAT2.

I wanna go to USA

>>392
i download Japanese shows from the internet.
there are many fans in America who download them.. such as HEY!^3, SMAPxSMAP, ainori..
(especially music shows)

>>396
the SAT II tests are individual subject tests. they're different from the SAT I, which is a general test of math and english.
you register for them separately.. the subjects cover math, science, social science, and foriegn language. they are graded out of 800.

oops, i meant >>395, sorry

In USA, Ichiro, a japanese baseball outfielder, get popularity?

>>=X

We are practicing listening to English here on this board.
The file I am going to paste the link to is very difficult to comprehend.
Could you kindly transcript the beginning part of the commader's talk(about 1 minute long), please?

http://www.nsm88radio.com/wv030505.wma

I'm afraid this is a very disgusting comment about the african americans.
But we want to know what he says.

>>400
i think he's pretty popular.. he broke the record for hits last year, didn't he?

>>401
this is terrible to listen to... but if you want to i will.

This is one of our attempt to transcript it.
We would appreciate it if you check this.


Commander,I wouldn't like to go into a description of what you might describe as
a coon , unless you like it .

Well,Martin luther coon is a good example, I would say. I would say this:
If I had a fund to do it,and I could ship 5000 negros ,let us
call them,
up to your city tommorow morning , you'd have a negro problem,and it would't be long
before you'd be saying, now "what are we gonna do about this thing".

You'd see them up in cattle cars and Grayhound buses coming

Well,I think negros would do more comfortable most of 'em on a cattle and cars.

Yes,but I just wonder which way you would rather see them go.

Well,I think negros themselves prefer to go away to live.I think they'd
like to get a couple of wine bottles, and their heroin, and then numbers
game, and even get in the cattle car where they all throw all over each other

commander That's not a　very good description of the negros we have in canada.

Negros simply are not fit to associate in modern, urban civilazation.
They just can't make it. Or you can, there are a few of 'em, always are mixed with
the white blood by the way. But real black negros you won't find very many who can
make the grade in urban civilazation.

>>402
Yeah right. but you know last season, according to the Yahoo-top page
I couldn't see any articles on his record for hits. So I think his popularity is quite local.

>>404
Commander, I would like to go into a description of what you might describe as
a coon, unless you like to.

Well,Martin luther coon is a good example, I would say. I would say this:
If I had a fund to do it,and I could ship 5000 n*groes ,let us
call them,
up to your city tommorow morning , you'd have a n*gro problem,and it would't be long
before you'd be saying, now "what are we gonna do about this thing".

Would you put them up in cattle cars, or Grayhound buses, commander?

Well, I think n*gros would be more comfortable most of 'em on a cattle cars.

Yes,but I just wonder which way you would rather see them go.

Well,I think the n*gros themselves would prefer to go the way they live.I think they'd
like to get a couple of wine bottles, and their heroin, and then numbers
game, and get in the cattle car where they all throw all over each other

commander, that's not a very good description of the n*gros we have in canada.

N*gros simply are not fit to associate in modern, urban civilazation.
They just can't make it. Or you can, there are a few of 'em, always are mixed with
the white blood by the way. But real black n*gros, you won't find very many who can
make the grade in urban civilazation.

>>405
really? i'm surprised at that. i saw it on sports television last year.

>>406
Oh, thank you very very much!!!
We REALLY REALLY appreciate it!!!

We have been trying to transcribe it for almost a month!

>>406
sorry, i forgot to fix some spelling errors.. but the words are correct

no problem!
but why are you listening to such a thing?

you morons

I have nothing to do and I am hungry.

>>411
you guys like to use that word a lot, huh

>>410
I don't know,,, One of our "residents" here put it up on this board and
made us try to transcribe it. He must have found it somewhere on the Net.

>>413
they just want to act like a real american, I think.
slang makes them feel like they are almost it.

next topic?

>>415
hm.. so where do you guys learn slang from?

>>417
from some DVDs or tv dramas broadcast here in Japan, I think.

i see.. i'm interested in learning Japanese slang and 方言.

>>419
I will be glad to tell you about our Japanese slang some day.
But I gotta go now.
thank you for chatting with me and tell me a lot of things I didn't know.
Please come here as often as you can.
And if there are some guys interested in 2ch, please tell them we welcome them wholeheartedly.

bye.

>>420
thanks!!

it's time for me to go home too (i'm at work).
nice chatting with you all.

　　　〃∩ ∧＿∧
　　　⊂⌒（ 　・ω・）　　jah, ill restart reading the half-finished novel.
　　　　 ｀ヽ_っ⌒/⌒ｃ

The train came out of the long tunnel into the snow
country. The earth lay white under the night sky. The
train pulled up at a signal stop.

　　〃∩ ∧＿∧
　　　⊂⌒（ 　・∀・）　　nah, im not in reading mood! better watch some movie!
　　　　 ｀ヽ_っ⌒/⌒ｃ

　 ∧＿∧　 　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　（　・∀・）　＜　watching good movies, is essential thing to me
　（つ|⌒|⌒| 　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　 (⌒)(⌒)

>>423
cute!

I think I'm going through nostalgia about 90's I dont know why

⊂⌒⊃｡Д｡）⊃　im tired of reading that.
　　　　　　　　　　mah, im fickle, too.

zzzz
　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、＿_　 jah, see you again in my dream.
　　 |　|　　　　　　 ヽ good night.
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／

WAKE UP EVERYBODY!

I am up all night.

late again, huh?
did something happen to you again?

I was up all night working. I just got home a little while ago.
What do you mean by "again"?

because you are neet

Good morning.

Now I feel dizzy and sleepy. Goodbye good boy.

I'm in love with some girl. She's very beautiful. but, you know , I have little confidence to talk to her.
it's hard for me to do so. How I wish my looks were handsome and my nature were opener...
She's just by 5 years younger. but she doesn't know how old I am. of course she doesn't know all of myself.
My heart hurts more than I experenced before...

If I were a wizard who can incantate any magic, but only once.
then I would make her love and depend on me rather than I would be the richest man.

sigh... I can help sighing every day while I'm having a daydream...
the unfair what I feel might be the most unfair thing

She would take into you.Tell her truth.

I think She doesn't like me, her dispositon is very outgoing on the other hand my one is far introvert.
If I might be the kind she hates, what should I do.
This thing might take toll on my everything

I can die for her in case she is in the hot water.
but I can't talk to her...... People think I am a slight stallker, But I don't want her to have the cheapest prejudice like them.
This is knid of my honesty.

When you tell her truth,If the girl refuse to go along with you,
she would not be the one you are looking for.

To tell her I'm really loving with her, is the hardest labor for me.
But the most inevitable thing I must do now... I know.
But I am coward, I might lose word and talk in front of her, can't say anything.

And some luckiest guy will take her, I am just seeing the bitterest scene

Someone help me

>>441
I really appreciate your advice, Thank you very much.
I can take any action to get her.

Are you talking about Yukorin?

Plz tell me truth.

yeah, >>443 loves "YUKORIN"!!

and we're back to Yukorin talk once again.. -_-
what's so great about her?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

>>444
Plz tell me truth that made me giggle r u retarded? that sounds like a 4 year old that just learned how to talk

Please be calm, gentlemen.

yukorin is suppsed to be shared.
if you keep it to yourself, it will disappear.

　 ∧,,∧　 ……
　(；`・ω・）
　/　　 ｏ━ヽニニフ)
　しー-Ｊ

why is yukorin popular very much here?
i often see the name.

because
there are 1-3 neet guys who like to talk about yukorin

>>452
you should ask that question at the thread below.

Let's talk about idols and actresses
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121246074/l50

Most people here are fed up with the topic.

Today is hot and so am I.

No one is chatting.

No one is here but me.

Today is Friday.

hmmm...posting in english

i used the best text book ,new prince english.

I am here. we can chat.

what do you think about south korea? do you hate koreans? or korean gov?

　　　〃∩ ∧＿∧
　　　⊂⌒（ 　・ω・）　let me wait for someone, reading a novel.
　　　　 ｀ヽ_っ⌒/⌒ｃ

I am a cat. As yet I have no name. I've no idea where
I was born. All I remember is that I was miaowing in a
dampish dark place when, for the first time, I saw a
hman being.

is this dazai osamu again

achah.

zzzz
　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、＿_　 let me sleep until you come up.
　　 |　|　　　　　　 ヽ .
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／

　　 ∧＿∧
　　(´･ω･｀) 　
彡　 |　⊃／(＿＿_
／　└-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
zzzz　　彡
　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、＿_　
　　 |　|　　　　　　 ヽ
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／

Hey people! Where are you all hanging around?
It's Friday night! Let's chat all night long!

soseki dasho

I would appreciate it if you would suck my cock...

on friday night you should go to a party with a friends!
but i dont have any friends
so i am here

haha

that's mean you're toatally screwed up kid.aren't you?

and you >>473

for neets everyday is friday evening

Korean women are surely the best looking.
I must pay more attention to NHK learning hangou program

NEWS as are most members of Jonnys Jimusho are surely homosexuals

although there is nothing wrong with being homosexual.

I just feel that they are.

I can'n agree with you more >>476
do you know that korean actress who commit suicide in february?
I liked her

>>477
I like gays. I want to be fashionable just like gays

only music can understand me

>>479
then all you have to do is copy the styles of members of NEWS
or Arashi or SMAP (only Kimutaku seems not to be homosexual).
Then you will surely be stylish, but seem homosexual.

but there is nothing wrong with being homosexual i think

>>478
Actually I did not know such a thing. I based my statment mostly
on Korean pop-stars. But surely Korean actresses are very attractive
as well

wake up, little susie, wake up!

>>483
At this point in time
You should read between the lines
A kick in the shin
A punch in the chin
Where to begin

hey this thread is doing really well lately, isn't it??
why so many people gather here?
has something changed ?? maybe some dynamics on how people act in this board??

('A`)

omaera tyotto bunpou tyaranporanna eigo syosinsya muke sure osieroya
soretomo kokode heppiri eigo sakuretu sitemo iidesuka?

I'm bored coz I'm boring.

ちょっと！ちゃんとチャットやろうよ！

>>487
go to DQN thread.

>>489
okay. what do you want to chat about?

Er, hello. I'm 443=435. You thought I love yukorin. but it's a mistaken idea.
I don't like her,

Be careful of the tense in your sentence.

sorry for you. I ain't good at grammar

I need a strong will and drive to talk to her urgently.
I don't know what type of guy does she like.

Hello>all.
Today is the day of Harry Potter!
Are you going to read?

>>495
I have a similar question.
It is what type of guy does she hate.

>>196
I have never read it.

Yukorin guys strike back!!

If I get >>500, I'll never talk about Yukorin!!

>>496
I only read dazai osamu

fruit icecream is a heaven

did you watched densha otoko drama??

what do you think about problem with taiwan?
is it that serious?

What kind of problem is it?

there is absolutely no problem over Taiwan.
don't worry.

　　 ∧＿∧
　　(´･ω･｀) 　
彡　 |　⊃／(＿＿_
／　└-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
zzzz　　彡
　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、＿_　
　　 |　|　　　　　　 ヽ
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／

>>503
yes!I loved it!!

>>503
I have an episode of "densha otoko" but I haven't watched it.. Is it funny?
Ito Misaki's pretty hot. =P

=b

it's funny to see 2channel in TV drama!

dont you think that akihabara geeks are awful idiots?
they can get interesed in anything but anime dolls and manga and av idols!
what a geeks

>>512
what you wanted to say is "they can get interested in NOthing but...", right?