Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 37

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Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 36
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LOG
(Part1) http://academy.2ch.net/english/kako/1010/10108/1010890915.html
(Part2) http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1042088789/
(Part3) http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1068727902/
(Part4) http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1076504192/
(Part5) http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1078402607/
(Part6) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1080928972/
(Part7) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1114850576/
(Part8) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1116413072/
(Part9) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1117278879/
(Part10) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1117817248/

K-tan, we're far apart from each other now. But I swear that sometime in the future
I'll be there for you and take you out wherever you want. So forgive me for leaving
you alone a little more while.

LOG
(Part11) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1118007629/
(Part12) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1118278440/
(Part13) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1118507659/
(Part14) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1118871718/
(Part15) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1119554437/
(Part16) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1120154625/
(Part17) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1120841030/
(Part18) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121878895/
(Part19) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1123050377/
(Part20) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1123597096/

LOG
(Part21) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1124400527/
(Part22) http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1125399828/
(Part23) http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1126615899/
(Part24) http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1127105103/
(Part25) http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1127549132/
(Part26) http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1127843078/
(Part27) http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1128066023/
(Part28) http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1128235776/
(Part29) http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1128472128/
(Part30) http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1128741882/

LOG
(Part31) http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1128943144/
(Part32) http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1129361665/
(Part33) http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1130014360/
(Part34) http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1130537742/
(Part35) http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1131575614/
(Part36) http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1132418179/

HANDY ENGLISH LINKS
http://drgrammar.org/

On-line Dictionaries:
http://www.alc.co.jp (The largest English-Japanese/Japanese-English dictionary on-line)
http://onelook.com (More than 5 million words in more than 900 online dictionaries)
http://www.dictionary.com
http://www.urbandictionary.com

Wikipedia - The Free Encyclopedia
http://www.wikipedia.com

Babel Fish Translation
http://babelfish.altavista.com/

Reference Search Service
http://www.answers.com/

Google's Technology Playground
http://labs.google.com/

E-tests:
http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/ (The Etext Center at the University of Virginia Library)
http://www.gutenberg.org/ (Project Gutenberg - 16000+ free ebooks)
http://www.sacred-texts.com/index.htm (The Internet Sacred Text Archive)

SourceCheckerOn-line
http://so.7walker.net/guide.php?

english 2ch-type discussion boards
http://4-ch.net (about anything, in english)
http://www.japanch.com/ (about japan in english)

I know you miss me because I miss you. But remember, it doesn't matter
how far apart we're because we miss each other.

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART �I
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1119087516/l50

Hey Native speakers! Come and help us!
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1089696504/l50

Debate in English (英語で討論)
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121077647/l50

Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121001818/l50

Let's talk about idols and actresses
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121246074/l50

∵Dear　☆英語で日記を書こう�U☆　Diary∵
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1059537921/l50

【真剣】「絶対」英語ONLY【真剣】
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1032157726/l50

英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/l50

英語で今日の気分を表現するスレ
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/l50

Let me see you smile before we break up.

I'm worried how many guys out there try to ask you out, K-tan,
while we can't meet.

My sweetheart, I don't betray you, no matter what happens to me.

>>1
thank you so much for building a new stupid thread. You are the greatset neets among us.

If I can reach the stars, pull one down for you, k-tan.

you can't change the world.

I tried to do it earlier but it wouldn't let me. Something about my IP

>>1
You're the best idiot of all ages in the world.
Thank you.

>>15
Would you give one to me too?

>>1
Your breath reeks of smelly fart, thanks.

Let me introduce myself to you.
I am 36 years old. I work at a warehouse, called slavery box.
my monthly salary is not up to \100 000.
My hobby is 2ch.

>>19
When you comes here in Japan, yes.

>>1
Your efforts always end up in failures. Thank you, kind sir.

>>1 is the stupidest NEET we know

>>1
Your problematic behaviors are being watched, thank you very much.

>>1
You're a lovable, respectable idiot.

>>1
Why don't you find a job in the Hello-work tomorrow?
You've been NEET since you finded 2ch

>>1
I don't want to beat around the bush any more.
You're the most respected, kindest, nicest idiotic guy!!
I couldn't thank you more.

>>1
Thanks for building this thread and supplying the links to the logs.

>>22
Thanks. If you give me your email ad I'll add you to my list of hot dates in Japan.

damn it!

>>21
If that's true, how come your Enlgish is that good? I don't think you are who you say
you are.

>>1
I didn't know you were able to creat a new thread, I mean,
I didn't know you knew how! Well done! I thought you were slow.
You were horribly idiotic before.
But now you proved you're quick but still idiotic.
Thanks.

>>19
Or I could give you the one Anonymous is giving me..
Can't think of what I'd do with a big sphere of plasma..

>>4
Umm.. Yeah.. something.
>>12
Actually, nobody asks me out. Well, not seriously at least.
Most people know I have a long-term boyfriend.
>>15
That's cute, i guess. I wonder how the gravity fields of this
solar system would get affected. :-)

>>32
My English is actually very worse than your compliment, but I have still been studying it for two dozens years.

k-tan, would you please marry me? I do the best to make you happy at the cost of my life.

>>36
I doubt I'm your type. You'd be happier with someone else.
Besides, I've already promised to spend the rest of my life with my boyfriend.

>>34
Take a walk in the park when you feel down, k-tan.
I like it best when you're in good spirits.

And I'll try to soften you up.

>>37
Don't pretend you're sorry. I know you're not.
I know you got the power to make me weak inside.

>>37
chuck him as quickly as possible. He does you harm.
I am the only person who can make you happy Plus the most suitable guy that you give your virgin.

http://www.livescience.com/technology/050301_internet_language.html
Hmm.. I think one problem in that article is the comparison of the amount of typos.
ne tends to use more academic words in essays than what you do in Instant Messages.

There're so many things there that're gonna lift you up.

>>40
Come off it.

>>43
Go away! Don't cut in on sweet relationship between my k-tan and me!
you have only to go to sleep!

>>41
typo correction:
"one tends to" O
"ne tends to" X


http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2005-11-30T143550Z_01_FLE961455_RTRUKOC_0_US-LOVE-MOLECULE.xml
Heh. Amusing.

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2005-11-30T143158Z_01_DIT052305_RTRUKOC_0_US-POPE-LIMBO.xml
Hm.. Catholics are going to become more politically correct?

>>44
Your k-tan? Are you kidding?
I didn't know she mentioned it. Anyway, I think she doesn't
like anyone who's so obstinate that they can't/won't hear her.

http://www.wired.com/news/technology/fertility/0,2930,68970,00.html?tw=rss.TOP
Hmm. Designed babies.
Perhaps Gattica, some day?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119177/


Everything in life is a double-edged sword.

the trend of politically correctness is not only religion also many fields politics, ordinary society...

When was this posted? Is k-tan still here?

the bad part about being anonymous is that its harder to make friends here

No religion can stop people from loving each other, K-tan.
Even if they're married, they get easily involoved.
Why? Because they want to have a life.

>>51
we are all friends already.
there are no point to that, my friend.

our friendship is harder and more shinny than diamond

I don't know why the world is spining around.
Don't know much about science.

i like big butts

>>50
Yes, I'm still here.

>>51
*shrug* Sometimes. Depends on if people are willing to exchange alternative contact
information or not. Such as e-mail or instant messenger ids.

No sooner had I sat back and relaxed than my wife asked me to do the chore.

I am the center of the universe!

>>56
how big is big?

>>59
Nonsense. You have to be more serious.

>>56
"..and I cannot lie."?
the song by Sir Mix-A-Lot?

http://www.lyrics007.com/Sir%20Mix-A-Lot%20Lyrics/I%20Like%20Big%20Butts%20Lyrics.html

>>57
K-tan I read your posts a lot times, but never catch you when your here.

>>1
You're absolutely a big idiot!
See what's happening.

>>56
#http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=ESOYOSH&key=QMQ&sid=EM

>>63
What do you want to do with her?

>>63
Ah. Well, I rarely stay here for longer periods of time. Atleast not nowadays.

>>1
Take responsibility for what you did.

Why many girls dislike me when they know my hobbies about idols and computer?
What's wrong with my hobbies? My hobbies make them disgust?

>>65
Scary. Surprisingly attractive considering the amount of fat, though. Kudos to her
for managing to look as good considering the circumstances. She should try
to loose some weight though, for the sake of health.

When you cook and serve someone you love, if they say it's not
delicious and there're leftovers on the plates, what should you
do with them? Keep them in the fridge for now?

>>69
Perhaps girls dislike your hobbies with idols because they see that as a sign
of unrealistical expectations of female physique that they
will never be able to maintain and that you in their opinion have no right to demand?

k-tan must be addict to me. her love for me gets stronger and stronger

I think he will turn up soon.

>>74
He? Who?

>>72
how about computer? computers don't anything ill at them.

>>71
Yeah. Maybe they just weren't hungry at the time. They may want it later as a
midnight snack.

I won't change my hobbies even if many stupid girls criticize me.

>>72
On the other hand, there're so many fan girls of male idols.
So if he can go out with one of them, he'll be happy.

>>71
Ehh.. Depends on the food?
People dislike food for often one of two reasons:
1. They dislike some ingredient used in it.
2. The food was poorly done, perhaps burned.

In the former case, it doesn't matter what you do if it has the flavour of that
ingredient. They're going to dislike it regardless of if the dish in itself is
normally regarded as delicious. If the person who disliked it is the one who is
going to eat it later, then that probably isn't a great idea to save it.
If someone else is, then you can save the leftovers for later.

Jannies are more superficial than girl idols I bet.
but girls don't try to know that.

>>76
You should use Densha Otoko as your role model. He liked computers and idols but got a
great girl in the end.

>>78
I just came up with the best solution to your problem.
You might want to go out with your idol. How about visiting
a event in which you can meet her and shake hands?

>>82
That reminds me. You said you tried to download the series, didn't you, MAS?
How did you find it?

>>83
visiting a event? I visited many venues to see idols,
but shaking hand is the best thing I can do. Security shit are alert at my looks!

>>1
You'd regret that you set up the thread.

>>79
Or those girls will have unrealistical expectations of male physique because
of their idol worship. Depends on the girl.

>>76
Depends on the girl. I like computers, but that's just me.
There are a lot of people that fear that their partner loves their
video/computer-games more than them. That their partner will cut out
important relationship time to be able to squeeze in more time with
their games. Essentailly, they're afraid of becoming the "other woman/man"
with your computer being the one you're really having a relationship with.

A female gamer friend had once had a boyfriend who kept being afraid she'd
dump him because of that he wasn't enough of a computer geek. She dumped him
because he was a bastard, not because of that he wasn't a computer geek.
He was so much of a bastard he even got tossed into jail for being a pedophile.
-_-;; Stupid people. I'm glad she got rid of him.
But yess. She dated a programmer/gamer and they're married now.

I am a cool guy and play boy who is good at romantic world IN THE TOKIMEKI MEMORIAL.

>>85
Get them a present in which your message cards are contained.

>>87
In my opinion, K-tan deserves him. I hope you two will get long well with
each other.

>>89
I tried so a few times, but security shits took on behalf of them( probably because of security).
I haven't received even a thanks letter from idols.

>>84
I'm going to watch the final episode tonight. So far it's been great and I've really
enjoyed it. I'm going to try to find the book. It's the first J-drama series I've
watched and has really gotten me interested.
So far I've only used anime for listening practice, from now on I'll probably watch
a lot more dramas than anime. Next on my list is Tiger And Dragon that someone here
recommended to me.

>>90
Heh.. Like I said, I already have a boyfriend. We very much are not only madly in love
with eachother, but I really couldn't have a better boyfriend. He's insanely wonderful
and sweet, and I love him dearly.

>>91
Who're your idols, by the way?
Think they're too famous/popular to remember who they have to cherish.
My advice is:
Leave them for as new an idol as possible.

>>92
Densha Otoko was the first J-drama series I saw too. My sisters were very pleased,
they thought that meant that I was going to watch more drama series with them.
But nope.. Not enough time.

博士で、レベル5　6　7です。
何か?
みんなを削除依頼かけます。しかも差別用語で。

I dont want to spell out thier name because of avoidind causing any problems such as slander...
but her first initial is Y...

>>93
Chances are that he will change his mind to leave for another woman,
not now, but some other time later.
I know I'm being rude, but >>76 seemed so miserable...
Think he can do without you now.

>>97
Come on!! We're all behind you. You wouldn't be denied here.
Let it open. Can you tell us exactly who?

>>98
Well yes, but those chances are very slim and unrealistical.
And I agree, >>76 should be cheered up.
I hope he finds someone more suitable for him soon. :-)

>>96
あなたは思っていることを英語で言えますか

>>99
very sorry, I can't do that, because I am still a big fan of her, I wanna keep being her fan.

>>101
Ignore the idiot. I happened to see him drolling in other threads,
but anyone paid no attention.

>>102
I wonder why telling us her name means you are no longer her fans.
You can be a fan of her after that. Don't worry.

But She is not Yukorin. I hate her. but I can't understand why a few her fans is here..

>>92
Sounds great, MAS, though I haven't watched either of them.
Have you ever read Japanese Mangas before?
Translated one?

>>105
Everyone has his own taste, dude.
So who is she?

>>1 is a complete idiot. Who else would build a thread like this?

反論するやつには、削除依頼出しています。

>>108
Anyone who frequents this thread. This thread is 37 parts old. It has its visitors.

People prefer quality to quantity.

>>105
How's her fart?

>>111
Which is why it's important that posters here contribute with as much quality as they can.
Everyone has to help out in a thread.

I tired so much.

レベルはうそだけど、学位は本当です。
楳田がすきです。

It would be dramatic if K-tan got married to someone in this thread...
I wish I would be the one...

>>106
No, I haven't read any manga. I prefer reading short stories and easy news
articles I find on the internet or reading and doing translations on 2ch.
A lot of my study time is taken up with vocabulary flashcards on my PocketPC.
>>108
This thread is cool. Why don't you like it?

Ｈey guys,let's talk about which idol do you like the best.
For me it's Shoko Nakagawa known as "Shokotan".She's cute,she's
bright,she's OTAKU !Wow,what else we expect on her?

>>116
Does my boyfriend qualify? He's visited this thread a few times some months ago. xD

>>118
http://girlfriend.can-d.com/data/nakagawa_shoko/01/index.html
Is it that girl?

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/050919cosplay/
Oh ah.. So she's a cosplay-otaku?

>>119
He's doing the JLPT this Sunday isn't he. Good luck to him. What level is he taking?

You know it's really Christmas when you see all the girls on the 2ch ad banners wearing
santa hats. "No Chat, No Christmas" more strange English. I went on that BB Chat Tv site once
and they all have live web cams and are sitting there waiting for people to talk to. I felt
sorry for them for some reason. Are those kind of sites very popular in Japan?

>>122
Yeah, he is. He's taking level 3. I hope it goes as well as he wishes it to.
I had sorta forgotten about it being now soon though. I was distracted by other events.

>>124
Level 3 is easy, he should sail past it.

>>123
Oh. I didn't notice those ads.. I'm too good at auto-ignoring advertisements
inside pages after all these years. Interesting.

>>125
Ahh. That's good :-) I don't really know what the different levels are about.

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero año y Felicidad

I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart

>>127
Level 4:
150 learning hours,
100 kanji characters,
800 words

Level 3:
300 learning hours,
300 kanji characters,
1,500 words

Level 2:
600 learning hours,
1,000 kanji characters,
6,000 words

Level 1:
900 learning hours,
2,000 kanji characters,
10,000 words

>>128
http://www.cthulhulives.org/Solstice/

>>129
Ahhh, thank you very much for clearing that up :-)

Hmm. I need to forget to fill in a handle less often. Or re-enable the automatical form fill-in.

It is said that most Japanese wouldn't pass the JLPT level 1

I have no choice but wank

>>132
Yeah, I never need to fill it in - firefox does it automatically

>>135
I use FF too, but i disabled the automatical fill-in a while ago while my sister was borrowing
my computer.

>>133
Scary..

Use a 2ch browser.

>>137
Me not being a hardcore 2ch'er makes me less keen on that

>>136
You have to be very dedicated to pass level 1. I'm going for it next year or the
year after. I know Americans and Brits who have passed it. At the moment I know
over 2000 kanji and about 3500 words so I think I'll be ready for it by next year.

2ch browswers are server-friendly you know.
Plus many other nifty functions.

>>129
レベル1は凄いね。
常用漢字は1945なんで、下手な日本人よりも漢字が得意になっちゃうね。
たった900時間でそこまでいけるのが標準なの？

Where is Urban Predator? He's not been here for a long time. I hope he is well.

I'm losing my kanjis, too.
It's getting worse and worse since I've got hooked on the Net.

Where is CUSSW?
I want him here.

>>141
Much longer than 900 hours if you study without a teacher. I have a special
mnemonic system and software that has let me learn over 2000 kanji in less
than a year.
Anyway, I've got to go now. Bye

>>145
> over 2000 kanji in less than a year

I can't believe it!
It takes about 15 years.

The problem on national pension is quite common among many inderstrial countries such UK USA Germany and Japan.
if you don't pay the monthly fee and remain being NEET, you might be died of hunger...

I have to wake up at 5 in the morning and I'm still here.

What will you get up at 5 for?

To go to work.

>>150
The work is warehouse job you usually post here?

No. It's a transportation company.

Sagawa?

Nippon Express.

you shouldsleep well preparing for a harder job.

I made up mind to hit the sack.

I go to the bed, too. I want to dream Aoi to flirt with sweetly.

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NEETs get active from this time...

we are accidents waiting to happen

do you agree to gay marrige?

it is sweet.

>>161
and also lazy university students willing to stay up late and lose their
grades like me,too!

Thanx,k-tan for >>120...nice pics,GJ!

is anyone there?

no.

no, no one is here

no one is here, but someone is there.

he is called "no one"...said the cyclops

and i am odysseus the lamb...

keep foreigners out of japan!! secure a future for the beautiful japanese culture.
keep the japanese land with a japanese character. your children will thank you.

>>173
yes, Comrade.
where shall we deport all the foreigners, Comrade?
do we have back up gulags in japan, Comrade?

Comrade, waiting for your instruction.

>>174
lolololol
He probobly knowing speak of illegal Chinese, Korean, and foreigners from a Asia.
Gulag no need to make a deport.

I read that a Muslim men in England make young English girl into whores and gang rape.
This is a type of worrying thing.
Mix of culture thing.

japanese children should not be tormented by false chinese allegations.
english readers please visit my refutation of nanking incident: http://tamezou.blogspot.com/
going to work now, good day.

Korea is a thief of Japanese creation.
In a Japanese soul is great thinking, and in Korean soul is greed and shame.

>>178
there is no soul in a korean body. they are devoid of all the good qualities humanity is
capable of.i really must go now, bye again.

>>173

well with japan's soon to be negative population growth you'll need immigration
to keep your population stable. we have the same problem in the US

>>177

nanking happened, deal with it. All nations have some black marks in the past.

do you rally speak english?

>>181

yes. (^ ^)

how much?

>>183

I'm fluent, it is my native language.

really?
are all americans able to speak fast as well as you?
i sometimes feel that there are some americans whose english
is difficult to listen to even for americans.
are yu sure that you can listen to all the pronounced words?

>>185

Yes, some people have problems understanding the accents of the various parts
of the country.

I talk faster than most americans. But that is not an american thing, some americans
speak very slowly.

　　　no american has made it clear, but i want to ask you,
what is the standard english of america?
new yourk english or middle west english?
　　　an american whom i know said to me middle west english
is the standard, but another said it wasnt.　i thought for a while
that english spoken around los aｎgelsis the standard.
　　 how do you think of that?

>>187

there really is no standard english of america.

>>187
Are you talking of regeional accents in the States, or dialect (if any)?

>>189

there really aren't differnet dialects of english. an english speak from
Boston or New York will be able to understand a speaker from Sydney or London

heey, what the fuck are you guys doing in here, fuckers!

can i use fuck when im talking with americans?
adding fuck seems to very usual among americans.

>>192

sure, for most americans 'fuck' is every other word they say.

im fuckn hungry.

>>194

here have a sandwitch...

=======
*******
=======

im suffering from a new yorker who trys to spit everywhere.
according to him, everyone can spit everywhere in new york,
even on the floor at a company.
is it true? i cant belive him.

>>196

It generaly considered VERY rude to spit on the floor indoors. but outside
you can spit where ever you want.

>>196
Are you in New York right now? I am. Spitting on the floor outside is fine, though, poilte
people would never do it. Well, if you are in New York you see how fucking disgusting
the floors are on the streets, so it's cool.

poilte = polite, i think my brain broke for a second.

The one thing I really hate about NYC is how filthy the streets. I've been all over the
US, parts of Europe and Asia, and whenever I come back home I get depressed. It's not the
peoples fault either, sometimes you'll walk a mile in the streets and wont see a public
trash can.

all life has died in here

>>200

I would have to say that Detroit is far dirtier than NYC

>>190
Actually you're wrong. Austrailian, British, Celtic, South African and even Candaian
English can all be considered different dialects of English. The accents
are different, the innotantions are different and so is some (but not all of the vocabulary). Sure we
can all understand each other, but they are different forms of English
just like Kansai Japanese differs from Tohoku Japanese.

Americans are very dirty. We must keep their pollution out of
Japan

native speakers seem to have left here.

good to hell with invading foreigners

i came back from the fuck english school just now.
i had a fuck hard time to hear the teacher speak fuck fast.
speak a little bit slowly.

are you ready for chat?

no, not yet.

it's not the end of the world

The end justifies the means.

there is no problem even if this world ends tomorrow.
i have nothing to lose.
mah, they say tomorrow is another day..

what kind of materials are you guys using for
studying English?

i think 2ch is the best teacher for them.
what else?

To put it this way, materials are not important.
It's what you say that counts, I'd say.

So what do you think about Yukorin, anyway?

why does the yukorin guy come up in a same interval?

what?
I don't know. It's just because there're so many fans of her, aren't there?

We were talking about Yukorin and what's important in learning English.
If you don't want to, though, I don't want to talk you into going along
with our line.

When I walked up the street the other day, I heard a pop, though melodious,
song from a CD store, which turned out to be Yukorin's song.
Did you know she had her CDs released and it was selling well?
Obviously, she could use another year to be selected in the year end program of
NHK. But her voice is good. I hope another song will be sold soon.

The streets in the UK are quite dirty too. There isn't much litter but most city center
pavements are coated with dirt and chewing gum. Smaller towns and residential streets
are much cleaner though.
>>206
I've read that some banks in Japan refuse to serve gaijin. Is that true? Someone on a
forum I read wrote that he went into a bank with his Japanese wife and they said they
only deal with Japanese then asked him to leave.

>>219
Who wrote that?
I don't think any bank refuse only because of nationalities, at least
when you try to open a savings acount. I don't know about mortgedge, though.
But if you were a Japanese, they would refuse to deal with you if you
are not believed to get money back. Isn't it the same in your country?

>>219
According to the civil law in Japan, MAS, even people from overseas
have almost the same right to live in Japan, though you can't establish
banking companies. So I think it was a breach of the law if the bank
cleark refused to deal with them because of nationalities.

It would be ridiculous if Yukorin goes to other nations than the
Korin planet and japan, and couldn't be served because she was from
the Korin planet!!

>>220
Third post on this page:
http://fuckedgaijin.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13418&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=60
Yeah, loans are the same here.

>>221
Good, I hope I don't have any problems when I visit.

might as well face it, you're addicted to love

>>223
Thanks. But, um, he sounds a bit dubious to me...
He said he worked for a colledge, which meant he should've had a good credit.
I can't think such a person is mistreated... Even if it's true, his wife should
call for the manager of the bank. It should've been a diffent story.

And I'm sorry to say this, MAS, some of those posts I read are a little bit overstated, I think.
If I look closely into a stranger in a car, he/she will feel awkward or even harassed...
That'd happen to me, not because they're from other nations.

>>224
Have fun staying in Japan!

Honestly, lots of Japanese, maybe most, can't understand English,
especially elderly people. So when you're here, if you talk to such people but they avoid
talking back to you, then it is not because they discriminate against you, but
because they just can't understand you and just haven't been used to overseas people.

I guess Yukorin would be welcome anywhere in the world because
she's so cute. She's wonderful.

>>226
Thanks, I'll be more careful about what I take seriously on that forum in the
future.

>>227
どうも。実は日本語もできますので、日本にいる時、日本語だけ話すつもりです。

>>230
素晴らしい。今UKにいるんだよね。
海外で勉強してるのに、助詞の使い方は完璧だと思う。

I have to study hard..

>>230
If you don't care, how about chatting in Japanese?

Not to change the subject, but how do you feel when you hear
Japanese people say foreigner or foreign people or gaijin?
I heard before that it was a derogatory terms to non-Japanese,
so I've tried not to use it. But I sometimes see them using it
on thier own. Why? Did I care too much?

I wanna go to study MIT or Harvard Univ.

You can do it even in Japan.
Read books about them.

Yukorin'd prefer to live in japan.

Why? MIT and Harvard are located in USA!
I want to go there for the purpose of studying and finding a fair, pretty, glamolous, and young girlfriend.

Yukorin should be returened into her idiot planet

>>236
Oh, you wanted to study at MIT? Sorry, I should've understood you.

>>237
Do you think there're lots of cute girls like her on the korin planet?

>>238
There are lots of busaiku females such as yukorin and stupidest male idiot such as many residents here(except me) in the Korin planet

>>232
I don't think I'm confident enough to chat in Japanese. I'm still to slow.
Hope to get much better while I'm studying in Japan.
I have to say that I do find "gaijin" derogatory, but I try not to let it bother me.
Do you think I will be addressed as Ogaijin-san by shop assistants?
People who use "gaijin" to refer to themselves (like on the above forum) must
always think of themselves as the outsider in Japan, which is a pity and probably
makes things worse for them.

Aoi Miyazaki has a special part inside my heart.

I'm deadly sleepy.

why dont you try to study here?

you are just repelling people

do you really speak english?

>>240
>Do you think I will be addressed as Ogaijin-san by shop assistants?
No, absolutely not. They'll use Okyaku-sama（お客様） instead.

>>246
I should really stop reading books written about Japan by foreigners and
start asking you guys what it is really like. Thanks!

you are hopelessly depending upon other people's approval

This is a pen.
That is a pencil.

shove the pencil into you ass hole
and then pull it out and lick it clean

why do you write out such english repeatedly?

because i am a pervert

>>247
Don't mention it. We'd be glad to help you.

get started !

>>190
> there really aren't differnet dialects of english. an english speak from
> Boston or New York will be able to understand a speaker from Sydney or London

This is not quite true.

>>203
>>255

A dialect is a complete system of verbal communication (oral or signed
but not necessarily written) with its own vocabulary and/or grammar.

Varieties of language such as dialects, idiolects and sociolects can be
distinguished not only by their vocabulary and grammar, but also by
differences in phonology (including prosody). If the distinctions are
limited to phonology, one often uses the term accent of a variety
instead of variety or dialect.

its just before12 pm edt.

hi! I am that guy who asked for advices few days ago!! now I walked with a girl and she
said something like "I never tell that to anyone, I think I just need to tell it"
what does it means?

It means that she is nuts.

are you gay?

No. I am blue.

>>260
no.
>>259
what?

Hello. Nice to meet you.
I am a student of Osaka gakuin University and sophomore.
My major is Business Administrative siences.
I do not do a byte,but There are a lot of savings.
Because I saved money in high school days.
I go to Hawaii university for the training in spring.

but actually love is fucking shit! fuck love.

>>256
A simple reference would be enough:

ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dialect

I say, there ARE such dialects of English as defined above.

>>263
Hi mate, what do you mean?

>>258
That means you've got her secret now.

>>258
are you still here?

>>268
yes, you can write here what you want I check it.

>>266
There was me what and wanted to merely talk about a meaning

>>269
what happened? did she say anything else??

こんにちわ
This is my first time on this website.
いぎりすじんです。I'm learning Japanese but I haven't been doing it for very long.
Oh well. One day, I will be better!

oi oi

死ね

im giving way to sorrow・゜・（ノД｀）。・゜・
it is in the midst of winter in my wallet.

>>274
At least write it in English,Fuck'n shit.

　　　 　 　／　　　　.:::::::::::::　　　　　　ヽ_
　　　　 ／　　／＼ヽ_ヽｖ /:　 ／＼ 　　ヽ
　　　　/　　　　　　√_＿＿丶　　　　　 　| 　　 プギャーーーーーーーッ！
　　　　|　　　　　　/ / ｔｰｰｰ|ヽ　 　 　　　|
　　　　|　　　　　 ..:　|　　　　|ヽ　　　　　　|
　　　　|　 　 　　　 | |⊂ニヽ| |　　　 　　　|
　　 　　|　 　　　　| |　 |:::T::::|　!　　 　 　　|
　　 　　 ＼:　　　 　ﾄ--^^^^^┤　　 　　 丿
　　　　　　＼::　　　　　　　　　　　　　　丿
　　 　　 　 　,..._
　　　　　　　li　,li
　　　 　 　　|ﾞ~ 'i
　　　 　 　　| ｰ |
　　　　　 　 |, _ .|
　　　 　 ,..-､|ー |,.-､
　　　., -i　　|　　| 　 i⌒i
　　／､_l 　 ,|　　|.　 ,|　 .i
　　i　, 〈'　 〈'　 〈 　 　 ｀.i
　　!　 i　 　 　 　 　 　 　 i
　　l　 　 　 　 　　 　 　　 |
　　ヽ 　 　 　 　 　　　 　 |
　　　ﾞヽ　　　 　 　 　 　 ,!
　　　　 〉　　　 　　 　　 |

guys,
mornin'!
but actually i've no sleep last night.

hello I am doing my homework! but actually I dance to music! haha I am silly loser

I am fashion victim!

sounds like heathy.
it's good for you! Don't think u're looser

but I dance alone ;_;

I am very emotional! I am so called EMO! but I dont like emo music !!! but I can't
stop being emo, cuz I am emo from the birth! sometimes I can't even sleep cuz I got
to many stupid emotions! fuck me please! I am suck a dork

I am not very cheerful person!!!

>>282
it okay. it's not always right,"the more the merrier!"
being alone is one thing that anyone should do

>>283
O-K,u calm down！but emo isn't bad. take it easy

>>285
but it's makes my life harder! no joke! I know there is no GOOD or BAD in life(
only law is judge)

Ｅrokute
Ｍousouhekinoaru
Ｏtoko

i am STOCK EXCHANGE MAN

being emo is very hard when you met not EMO girl! fuck

how about insider transaction between us?

>>286
sorry,maybe i misunderstood the word "emo" 's meanin.
then,i guess all have to do is just calm down,take deep breath

also i am attention whore! i am a guy!! and maybe I am bisexual!

"melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought"

in 296
i skipped one word! add "u" between all n have
sorry guys

also I am a poser! (i am true emo, from the birth, but I am the fake in ordinary things)
fuck me!

I wish I was NYorker

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality
true for me! why? because I am the fake the fake!!!
1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
I am sensitive guy!

uh- i'm gettin a little bit sleepy-

being sensitive means indulging her fear

>>299
what do you mean by that? can you explain plz

hey! "let's be just friends"
ouch
ouch
ouch

love her breasts.... forget the rest

I dislike all of u

hey... now I completely understand that! I mistake love and just friendship
now here the problem! that girl.. we must see each other because of something.
I can act coldly. but I dislike it, because I lose my concentration. how to
act???
but I am very glad that love is lost!

>>302
haha awesome （´∀｀）

G7のGはなにのGなのか。
ゴージャスのGか。

I'm taking the Japanese Language Proficiency Test (日本語能力試験) at Level 2 tomorrow.

Give me some moral support, people.

Spirits, give me strength!$!#$!#

you are cherry boys

>>306
nothin but "Group of Seven" ,it means
get it?

>>309 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????????????????????????????

I have trouble with people! help me please

hello I am hikky

Good evening, I am a NEET. I think Aoi Miyazaki will be my wife soon.

No k-tan, no enjoyment.

I can't even sleep at night when I think of aoi. she makes me crazy

Why are you so indifferent to listen to my imagination about love romance between aoi and me?

Because I don't know about Aoi at all.
Is she pretty?

She is miracly beautiful. but many stupid girls say she put on airs.

Who does she look like? Think it's up to you how beautiful she seems.

it's a difficult question for me to answer. but I can say..
She is more beautiful than many young actresses of Japanese and Holliwood.

HI.. I need to ask you about love again!!! the question is that I met a girl
I tell about it before. I am very beautiful etc. we like each other I think
but the thing is that I dont have friends, not because I am boring bot because
of some troubles in my past! and it's like the girl is know it, she ask a
questions about it.. if you're a girl tell me what do you thing about guys like me?
i am not nerd or anything...

hiiiii!!

I am all alone again no! not even a reply!

but to think again, chat in english is not the best place

and like every lonely guy I am crazy about design cloth! now I am wearing my awesome
coat and trying to decide which scarf to use with it! when I look at my cloth
I am cheered up a little. I like scarf by sonia rykiel but its cost 700$!!!
it's fucking crazy

do you speak american english?

I am not native speaker

do you speak japanese engrish?

I speak broken english

did you saw message where I wrote about "love is over"
well... that's fucking bullshit! I came home today and I am really want to see her

fuck... maybe because I am lonely and handsome guy I feel love special! or maybe
I am just naive... shit

speak broken english?
are there any english which in not broken in this world?

>>331
r u native? I mean I am just not native speaker...
lol. do you know what I am doing now? I am dancing alone with my coat put on
and my nice scarf(it's a girly scarf, but I dont care, cuz I like it)

i send to you pic from my christmas tree if we by the tree and if we have decorated

you know what? what that girl starts to aks me a direct question about me
I feeled hurted. yeah, I dont know why...

what -> when

i felt it was strange here.

yeah, because I am in love...

i heard upcoming christmas events are going to be canceled.

is this EMO OTOKO ???

make it possible with canon

made possible what?

whats the next?

no one wants to reply to poor guy
I am sad

scream your love at the center of the world.

>>344
no.

where is urban predator???

he is in the middle of wanking in the crowded train

why egoism is bad?

theじゃなくてaだろ

fuk off

a　crowded trainだったね、悪かった。でも俺が言いたかったことは伝わってるはずだ

I will take my pencils and draw something! It will help me to calm down

can you draw? please tell me how to improve my skills

you are a simple neet who is stupid. i can describe about u. hahaha

>>354
we are the same!

>>355
yeah!of course! We are stupidest NEETs and we are best friends!

And we are big Yukorin fans!

I am >>354 very sorry to >>353

GROW UP NEETS! WHY DONT YOU GO TO HELLO JOB? IT'S EASY

it's actually very hard for NEET

I've been dreaming all these days...
I've been waiting all these days...

I like to draw attention to myself

i think that having a job means becoming a loser.

>>363
it's because you're loser. you only can get a shitty job. you dont have to answer

NEETs are winner

If u don't want 2 work, don't. u don't have to. It's yr choice . This is yr fuckin' life. who cares? Just live do whatever u want dumbass.

>>366
but are you truly happy? idiot. it's just escape from yourself.

Im running from nothing. I don't understand every single word u r saying . u r just a piece of fuckin trash . Would u fucking leave here? don't come back here.

ok. enjoy your life.

Yes, I do enjoy my life.Thank u.
u too.

I don't have a clue for what you're driving at.
To me, From scratch, anybody elucidate a flow of talking on the board??
At any time I see on the board, why you're driving so mad??
Please remain calm!!

u r right. Sorry, I stressed out.

I will buy bvlgari ring for my wife!

Is that a Christmas present for yr wife??

no. it will be present for wedding
it's cost like old car

Yukorin's father must've chewed her out when she came home late at the night.

He flied off the handle when Yukorin was not at home. His wife might've felt
he shouldn't have taken his anger out on her. She didn't like his husband frowned
and put on a long face like that.

But at this point I have a question. Yukorin is from the Korin planet.
Her parents are from...where? I guess they've inhabited anywhere in Japan,
not the planet. Then did they adopted Yukorin as foster parents?

soooooo expensiiiiiiiive ring…ＯＴＬ

>>372
You feel stessful??
Under the weather??
oh, I'm anxious for you r mental health.
Physical health condition's fine??
If you have time to go hospital, should diagnose your health condition ASAP.
Stressful life so bad for your health.

Anyway,
Take care of yourself!!

>>379
Leave me alone. It's none of your business!!
Don't intrude on me any more! Get it?

Yukorin？
From outer-space？
I've never ever heard that name.
Who's Yukorin？
What's Yukorin？










actually…
I'm from Yukorin planetｗｗ

>>380
I got it.
sorry.
never intrude on you.

why are you, neet ppl. stick together on the internet very much?

Why don't you ask Santa Claus to give you Yukorin?
Are you too foolish to have such an idea?

>>256
I'm glad you have a dictionary. You're not fully appreciating the
differences in the "varieties" of English. They do at times go well
beyond phonology. And by your definition, Kansai Japanese or any of
the other various dialects in Japan are not dialects at all...

in short, fuck off Dwaine.

shut up!

>>385
it isn't my definition. I just don't think that regional accents are full
blown dialects.

>>387 >>385
the fact is sometimes it does, and sometimes it doesn't... why are
you two arguing for? obviously you don't know much about the world
and languages in general... think of russians, ukrainian, belorussian
and other russian dialects inside the russian federation. belorussian
and ukrainian are strictly speaking dialects of russian, but they both
attained the status as separate languages coz Ukraine and belorussia
are separate countries now. other russian dialects inside russia are
still considered as "dialects" because it's inside the federation...
and think of other examples like spanish and english. people speaking
these two languages are not that bothered about differentiating their
languages from the original forms. they are not bothered.
that is all. so some want their regional dialects turn into full national
languages, whilest the others don't really bother.

im looking foward to christmas day.

>>389
christmas sucks, festivus is where it is at.

please do not ruine christmas!1

>>391
christmas has been ruined for a long time . (T_T)

christmas is for crasy christians
they are the cancer of this world

fu*k that sh*t!!

fuck that shit ? what's wrong with that?

Yukorin implied her fart smelt very good, but I can't believe human fart was so
aromatic like vanilla ice cream, can you? I don't want to doubt her, but the idea
that she covered something up haunted me like a ghost. What do you think she might
hide from public audience?

SHIT !
DO SOMETHING !!
IT'S JUST TOO COLD!!!!!!!!!
I CANT STOP SHAKING!!!!!!!

>>397
Think hard about Yukorin. It should heat you up from the top of your head
to the tips of your foot.

What is Yukorin? Is is some kind of stupid gadget or something?

>>399
Yukorin is a cute girl who came from the Korin planet, and
she is a famous&attractive idol nobody can't pass up.

Nobody cares.

>>401
well, I would.

>>400
Thanks. So it will make me hot if I think about her, right?
Alright, I'll try.

So, you say she is famous, right?
How famous? like, Does she have a successful movie career?
Or does she have a hit single?
What's great about her?
What exactly is her acomplishment?

>>396
In my view, she didn't want us to think her fart was actually very stinging.
It could hurt for an idol if her fart was considered horriblly smelly.

>>404
You seem to take it so seriously about idols, I guess, that they couldn't
get famous without any successful story. But To put it this way,
she got successful when she became famous as an idol, don't you think?

To hell with Yukorin!

>>406
you english is so bad that i don't understand you well.
Am I to understand that you say Yukorin is not famous?

I'm telling you, Yukorin has a pretty huge penis, for Christ's sake!

>>408
I guess you seem to take it "so" seriously about idols
"that" they couldn't get famous without any successful story.
But to put it this way,
she got successful when she became famous as an idol, don't you think?

あなたはどうやらアイドルについて深刻に考えすぎているので、
サクセスストーリーのない場合には有名になれないと思っているようだ。
でも、こう考えてみてはどうだろう、彼女らは有名になった時点で
成功しているのだ。そう思いませんか？

I'm gonna kick your ass!

>>411

>>408

>>410
oh then you ve got to write

I guess you seem to take it "so" seriously about idols
"that"you think they couldn't get famous without any successful story.

>>414
いらん。そういう風に書いてないだろ。
お前がそう思うかどうかあとで聞いてるだけだ。

しっかりしろよ。

人の英語に難癖つけて・・・まぁそれくらいは2chだから別に構わんが、
意図と違うことを押し付けるのは勘弁な。

And the latter part sshould be.

"What if you think about it like this; she got successful when she became famous as an idol"

>>415
Don't be embarrased. It's OK to make mistakes.

>>414
Then next, what's your opinion about idols, anyway?
Do they need good records to be famous?

>>417
Thanks but no thanks.
Let's talk about idols more.

And >>415 was not me. Ok?

>>417
だから、何でものの言い方なんて沢山あるのにいちいち一つにせにゃならんのだ？
お前は神か？

>>418
お前は挿入文が読めなかっただけだろ。ｗ

just let it go

Going mad just like Koreans?
Please at least do so in English. LOL

>>421-422
It's ok...
He only pointed it out just out of kindness.
Just have fun talking with us, please.

Yukorin is just pretty, but she is famous. She earns a lot of money.
I think it means success.

Yukorin was said to be the cutest of all the idols in Japan.
Many people loved her. So she needed to say her fart smelt like
venilla.

What if her fart didn't really smell so good?
Did she lie?

only naive dorks get attracted to her

I guess you seem to take it "so" seriously about idols
"that" they couldn't get famous without any successful story.

you really think this sentence means what it was supposed to be meant? I really dont get it.
Please explain how it's so. I am well aware that I might be the one who made a mistake!

>>419
i guess that depends
some get a smash hit single
some get a good role in a good movie or drama
some sell a lot of photo books
some do great in "varaety shows".
I think thare must be something a idol does well!

>>429
Ok, ok. You're right. I was completely wrong.

By the way, people, Kikukawa Rei was well-educated, and she starred a hollywood
movie before if I remember correctly.
Does that mean she is a first-rate idol?

to be successful. i mean

粘着くんだったか。ｗ

who━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>430
Yukorin seems to sort of fulfill the requirements.
She got her CDs released and she sung in Utaban. She appeared in some dramas, though she's not
starred any yet. Her photo books must've sold well.
She is a regular memeber of warate-iitomo.

Kikukawa Rei is so cute and wise.

Yukorin is extremely popular in 2ch. No other idols can rival her.

it's a winter... but there is a winter in my heart!!!

>>438
You meant you wanted to feel warm in your heart?
Then buy Yukorin's photo books.

It's so cold that I couldn't feel any rebelion against my bosses in the warehouse.
but no girls warm me

>>440
Go where your idols are waiting for you. Shake hands with them.
That'll warm you up.

Saki Aibu has already faded out inside my heart. She is just a stupid idol with flat breasts.

>>442
Do you like ample cleaves?
Then what about Yuuka? Her breasts are huge enough to warm you up.
Ah, is she still seeing Tumabuki Satoshi, by the way?

>>442
Well, I don't know about Saki Aibu very much. What did you like her about?
Cute?

>>443
Yuuka? I hate her. her asset is only her brests. she is quite foolish. Besides She is too old.
I don't completely care whether She keeps her sexual relation with Satoshi.
I might fall in love with Saki Fukuda,a member of beautiful girls club31 or Emma Watson, an actress in Hurry Potter

>>444
She is getting less cuter and cuter whenever I see her on TV.
I used to like her about her kind nature.
you can check her CM Mr doughnuts

>>445
Oh, sounds great.>Emma Watson
She's so cute! But wait! Her breasts are not so huge, aren't they?
I thought you wanted a girl with a big breasts.

And sorry, I don't know of Saki Fukuda at all.
Is she pretty like Yukorin?

>>447
Emma's breasts are growing now. so i don't care about her present body figure. we need wait.
Saki Fukuda is more pretty than Yukorin.

>>446
Yeah, actually I did watch the commercial message before.
I found Yukorin cuter than Saki. But all the things I know about her
is she was in the cm. What else did she do?
Is she supposed to be categorised as an idol?

>>449
You can check she appears a TV drama on NHK general channel at 23.
she is suitable for being classified as an idol.

>>448
I forgot how old Emma is now, but I guess she's high-teen.
We shouldn't expect too much.

More pretty than Yukorin? Gee, I haven't watched her so far.
She's not famous now, is she?

>>450
Is the program worth watching? You lost interest in her, didn't you?
That means she's not so cute any longer to you, and maybe not to me either.

If Emma Watson vicited in my warehouse and cought a glimpse of my working, She might respect my brave, dedicated and intelligent attitude at the work.
And then she might fall in love with me.
I'm waiting for the day.
This is my dream

>>453
you should consider suicide

I can't believe there's anyone in the thread who prefers someone to Yukorin!!

how can you fall in love with TV girl? you didnt even saw her in real life.

>>451
Emma is 15 if my remebrance is right.
福田沙紀 check the google if you wanna know about her,

>>452
Actually I haven't watched the drama yet.
saki aibu is cure but she can no longer catch my love. that's all.

>>453
Did she come to Japan several days ago?
Why not see her in person, anyway?
Your mustles must appear very appealing to a teenage girl like Emma!
Take a chance!!

ordinary girls aren't worth being loved by me!

>>456
Shut up, dirty idiot!!

freak

it's not a love. it's a perversion

>>458
You bet! she visted Japan several days ago.
But Tokyo is far from my place! I can't go there financially.

>>457
Oh, she's still too young...
5 years later from now on, she'll be very sexy, though there's
possibility that she'll get ugly and fat... Hope she'll grow as nicely
as did she so far.

is that true that NIGGERS easily fall in love with girls who only wants their money???

Yukorin, Emma, Fukuda... We can call them the three beautiful girls of the age!!

>>464
5 years make her more glamolous for sure. and then she may be my wife.
she will never be fat and ugly!

What's fukuda's nickname, by the way?
Fukudarin?

my name is anonymous

>>467
Oh, you're greedy. If Emma wants to get married to me, you can't
stop her from doing so.

>>466
The three!! They must be regarded as queens or goddess of the series of the chatting threads!

I am thinking hard how should I get over age gap between Emma 15 and me 36.
there might not be common inerest.

>>472
tell me how ordinary girls talk with you please

>>472
Huum... When she reaches 20, you are 41. Well, good news to you.
She said in an interview that she loved brad pit(don't know how to spell out his name),
who is over 40 even now!! So you can ask her out!!

>>473
Ordinary gils are unwilling to communicate with me, they hate my facial prejudice. because they are substantially stupid.
but I don't mind at all. Emma is my medicine, easing me from much stress and fatigue.

>>475
Yeah, that's the spirit!!

But Emma is mine, Fukudarin is yours.

jeez! why this thread is so stupid... I hate you neets

>>474
Really? that's a good news , but partially.
Brad Pitt is a handsome guy with abundant means.
But she is too young to realize that I am the most suitable person who can give her true love.

>>477
Neets don't study or work, or don't intend to do so.
There's no such type in the thread, Sorry.

We're all fans of the three beautiful girls of the age!!!

>>476
Both will belong to me!

>>478
Yes, of course, it's really.
But let me correct a sentence for you.

>I am the most suitable person
→I am the second suitable person

I AM the most suitable for her. Sorry about it, dude.

any natives?

I can't completely understand why Tony Blair designate the Day of April 15 as Angel Emma's Day, national holiday?

AATTCGGAATCGCGGTAGCCTAGGACCGATTATCATGCC

go away biochemist...!

Yukorin and Emma, plus Fukudarin, they are so cute.

Yukorin, Emma and Fukudarin are emblem of beautifulness.

>>486-487
You're all right!! They are called the three of the age!!
We admire them!!

THE　END

To Be Continued!

YFE is short for Yukorin, Fukudarin, and Emma.
If they make a group of idols, it will get VERY popular!!

Tony Blair and Jyunichiro Koizumi may like to talk about YFE more han political matter while Summit.

Do you like Oikawa Nao?

sorry I hate whore

>>492
Yep, that's how Japan and UK can bridge the difference between them.

warehouse idiot will die ALONE! can you fcuking read it? A L O N E !!!

hey warehouse idiot
what are u doing now? wanking alone??

warehouse boy! i am a girl I am almost 23. I readed your messages and I fall in love
with you! I know you're not very beautiful, but we're the same! I want to meet you!
please answer to this!
my name is Hiromi

　,.――――-､
　ヽ /￣￣￣｀ヽ、
　　| |　 （・）｡（･）|　　
　　| |＠＿,.--､_,> 　
　　ヽヽ＿＿＿ノ　　Why don't you quit NEET? NEET are complete lazy losers.
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

because not everybody borned in good/stable/wealthy families
some of people dont have a father, some people experienced death of family members
why dont you understand that idiot? you must be really loser!

suddenly my short depression is over! I am feeling OK

I wonder, are americans who came here attend "community college"?

in the distance there is a cloud but as im in an ok mood i can keep it away
........friends of the earth have asked me whether i would meet Tony Blair at downing street to discuss what our government is not doing about climate change
..i dont know if this will ever happen for certain.... it is rattling around in the back of my mind and concerns me a lot.
i have no intention of being used by spider spin doctors to make it look like we make progress when it is just words.
id love to know what you think but i cant ask.
youd say oh ther e he goes again interfering and meddling in politics why doesnt he get on with the music and shut up.
perhaps because i feel like a hypocrit if dont do anything, and equally feel like a hypocrit if i try getting involved.
nobody wants to know. none of u s do, me included id love to forget about it like your average Times reader. wed all like it to go away. turn to to the rising sea and say come back later im busy right now.
Blair has been uttering nonsense lately about kyoto and such, real la la stuff... looks like th eamerican right have finally eaten his mind... blah blah why on earth would i meet this man?
o r perhaps that is exactly why i should. but i dont have powers of persuasion, i just have temper and an acid tongue.

I am not reading all that! I am very handsome boy without friends and with troubled
past. what do you think about me?

how do I erase troubled past?

you cant erase your past. coz itIs past you know.
but...you can change who you are now+

I am pretty cool person now. with a fake personality cuz I hide my past

I mean I am pretty cool if you look at me, but my life is still just a less depressing
I am not depressed, but my life is dull..

hey!!! tell me what being handsome adds to the ability of finding girlfriend?
I am so handsome that everytime I am looking at the mirror I want to fuck myself
unknown girls on the street look at me with a warm smiles!(it's not that I care
about it)

life is long
and there is time to kill today
and then one day you find ten years got behind you
no one told you when to run
you miss the starting gun

>>510
great words dude

At first, lose your weight.
everything is after that. : )

>>512
what do you mean? I am not overweighted

enought with stupid talking! I am going back to study!

you're a beautiful boy why are you crying? is this right words for boys?

keep in contact with your old friends
enjoy drinking and then

I dont have any friends. because of my troubled past and because I was idiot
sometimes. but now I am grow-up a little and I want to be a great person. I can
made such impression, but inside me my troubled past is still with me

why so green n lonely?????????????????

今俺がいるチャットルーム人いないんだけど
暇なやつこない？
反応あったらリンクとインスタントパスワード送る。

ｐｓ北米人ばっかのチャットルームね。もちろん英語。

no thanks

>>519
眠れないのでやってみようかな

Talk of the devil and the devil appears.
When the cat is away, mice will play.
You can't tell a book by its cover.

>>522
捨てアド持ってる？
リンクとパスワードを送るよ。
レジスター必要なしで簡単だから。
リンクして、教えたパスワードをID欄に書き込むだけですぐに
ラウンジにつながる。

give me some advices for the real life

>>519
im interested in, if the users dont use too casual english.

>>524
捨てアドって何？

>>526
捨てアド持ってる？
リンクとパスワードを送るよ。
レジスター必要なしで簡単だから。
リンクして、教えたパスワードをID欄に書き込むだけですぐに
ラウンジにつながる。

>>519
sktr

>>527
個人情報が流れないヤフーとかホットメイルとか無料のインスタントアドレス

５２６はまだちゃんと英語勉強してからのほうがいいんじゃない？

よろ

あと5分くらいここいるから
暇なやつは捨てアド記して。
リンクとパスワードを送るよ。
レジスター必要なしで簡単。
リンクして、教えたパスワードをID欄に書き込むだけですぐに
ラウンジにつながる。

ok

>>533
[email protected]
によろしくｗ

why dont you give >>525 a good advice?
he seems depressed in front of his pc set.

>>５３５
メール発射


スレ自体あがってるからけっこう人いると思ったのに一人だけか。。。
ま、いっか

Beginning to teach my wife some scale in music, and found her apt to it beyond imagination

and then there were no one.

>>509
that is the most awesome thing i have read all day.

Many men are finally lost.

>>540
what so special about it?

dont go dont go

are you accesing from your office?

このスレに書き込んでなにが楽しんだろう。。。？？

its time only for me.

Hello-work is looking forward to your coming.

im looking foward to receiving a gift from you.

>>542
it just struck me as being quite funny.

I am a NEET, amn't I?

Now is the time to chat

Are there any University students?

Good morning. How are you all today?

Guess no one is here at the moment

Dear MAS,
We need your honest opinion and advice.
We have a speech evaluation thread here on the English board
and it will enlighten us if you could tell us whether the pronunciation
of our participants is acceptable or not.
Since you are a native speaker of English, your words would mean a lot to us.
Some of the speech files already uploaded are:
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1133712350/116

and a new comer has made an outstanding performance on:

http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1133712350/112

The model text is given at the top of the thread:

自分の英語の発音をうｐしてみるスレ＜4＞
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1133712350/1

We'll be waiting for your comment.

I forgot to link the British accent version of the new comer:
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1133712350/114

Personally, I think he's done a farely good job.
What do you think?

I think they are all good.
No problem at all cost.

I think it is a not speech evaluation thread but a pronounciatoin evaluation thread
because they all use the same statement.

>>558
speech:
noun [C]
a formal talk given usually to a large number of people on a special occasion

This would be the meaning that most of the Japanese people have come across to.
But it could also mean:

[U] the way a person talks:
Ex. His speech was slurred and I thought he was drunk.

Yet I admit that "pronunciation evaluation" suits better, though the pair of two long word
sounds a bit awkward.

help me please! I have a rather rich parents! but I want to have a job! But I can't
because I am spoiled child!

>>560
Join the SDF.

I am here since april! you guys are my friends!!!!

walking in the void!
too much space!

>>555
I can't figure out how to get at the files. What is the 受信PASS?

>>564
受信PASS is the password for downloading the uploaded file.
All the files except for 47 can be downloaded if you put "sample" in that 受信PASS field.
The 受信PASS of 47 is "662".

ＭＡＳ！
What is your favoite movie??
and what musician you love the most??

>>565
Okay, I'll have a listen
>>566
My favorite movie would be Chungking Express by Kar Wai Wong. I also like Kill Bill,
Lost in Translation, and SinCity. I like intelligent, dark and stylish films.
I don't listen to much music but like an American band called Tool.

I have watched LOST IN TRSNSTLATION too , and I don't understand why foreign people love this movie so much that it won some academy awards i don't rememver which one though
.

>>565
Sorry about that. It even says the pass under the url doesn't it. I didn't get much sleep
last night.

>>568
Well, Tokyo is seen as a mysterious city to most westerners. If I was to watch a film
set in London, it probably wouldn't impress me much.
I like the music and the humor in it too.

>>569
That can't be.
Something's wrong.

本物は関西人、近隣を差別する。

>>555
52の女 6/10
52の男 9/10
65の女 8/10
67の男 5/10
47の男 Can't listen - says "file not found"
112の男 9/10

>>573
Is that your raiting?

566, if you are still here, you must answer those same questions

I need a pretty young girlfriend.

>>576
How old are you?

How old do you think i am?

My favote movie is Back to the FUture!!!
It just cant get any better than that!!!
When I was 12-13 I watched it everyday, i mean EVERYDAY!!! ...well,, i exggarate,, not every day probably 6 days a week.
I don't know why I kept watching it again and again,.maybe I was really really into it and could not get away from the world it created.
When Dad knocks Biff out, i mean that's just the best scene of all the movies.
And the music ,the theme music, is amazing. It still gives me chill when I listend to it. I am sure that"s the best of all the movie music.
People who made that movie are genius!!

>>578
42?

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　　　　　　○　　　　　 ＼　　　＼＼／／。　＼　It's snowing.
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 Lots of homeless people are gonna die. LOL

No one is here.

>>579
hey idiot!!! stop copying my style!!! moron! FAGGOT!!!

I am happy for homeless people!

>>583
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　　　　　　○　　　　　 ＼　　　＼＼／／。　＼　I don't understand what you are getting at!

I think I know U

another yeas is over

>>585
no you're perfectly understand it, right? LOL

I want to thank you guys! thanks to this thread I improved my english!

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　ﾊｧｰ |　 | .ｌ~￣~ヽ |　 　|　　No. I really don't have a clue at all.
　　／ |　ヽ ￣~￣ ﾉ　　　|
　　　　|　　 ￣￣∪　 　　|

>>590
ok. i dont care! haha

I want to marry Aoi Miyazaki, but I am a NEET,,,

no. I AM NEET. you're not NEET cuz I am NEET

>>589
That's great. I am happy for you!
Keep up the good work.
Enjoy this place and make it more enjoyable.

What is a NEET?
Is it an acronym?
What does it stand for?

NEET is an acronym of Not in Education, Employed or Training.

Gorillaz

it's getting colder

　　（　＾ω＾）　then・・・　
　　（⊃⊂）


　　 （＾ω＾）⊃　I'm NEET!!!　
　⊂ミ⊃　）
　 ／　　　ヽ

Aoi's smile can make me comfortable. I can assert she is an angel.

>>599
no, you're hikky

Getting fatter

How soon do you graduate from neet

What??
I'm neet?
no,
I'm neat.

I am study. Am I NEET?

shut up, you NEETs! You are lazy losers!

>>606
true dat

hello??

I am about to eat a big cup noodle.

I dont have noodle cup, cuz it's hurt for health! but I like it. I wish I could
eat it right now

I wanna rock with Miho Kanno!!!
I wanna be raped by her.My body feels exit.

Wreak

girls are very good

I haven't been wanking for 4 days. but you haven't been wanking for 4 minutes or 4 hours.lol

Japan is for the Japanese.
I have seen so many barbarians from Thailand here in a particular place
of Tokyo and many of them seem to be engaged in illegal activities,
such as prostitutions, drug sellings, and other crimes.
Japan is for the Japanese, not for such inferior race!

there is not inferior race! only NEETs are inferior

Japan is for the Japanese!

Get all the foreign military bases out!
We need a powerful army!
Defend your sacred land from foreign devils!

da da da da

dont be outsider!

i am wanking

I am not.

I have a dream! my dream is to met a women who work at New York Stock Exchange.
and love her

What can I say? many people of this thread are freindly

I am very friendly! just read this thread

tell me about STOCK EXCHANGE WOMEN please

eh? I am a neet

bring down the government
they dont speak for us

I am a great yes man

oh baby why dont you call me baby

I am nothing when ur not around

My cock is ED, but you are ET,lol

ED???ET???

Corea is great!

why dont u fuck me baby

I am 37 years old. Never had a girlfriend. I am just like that warehouse boy!
maybe we can be together with him??? I am faggot

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be a strong man and not a NEET

ふい

We come from vip. ha ha ha
Pleas come were thead, but we basically very very fool !!!!!

KU

I AM VIPPER I AM A FOOL

>>639
Sorry ...

You have to English in this thread.
http://ex14.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1133804628/

>>641
I understand vipper is fool'n'disliked.
Now, It is a chance that you attack vipper.

vippers are bad guys who always mess up things!!!

Sorry, I understand what vipper is dislike at all people. sorry...

you dont have to say sorry! fight for VIP!

From Tokyo To Niagara

Vipper is basically mazo. ha ha ha.

mazo -> mazohho ?

Vipper is basically a pervert

>>650
It is it exactly. orz

I sleep soon.
I had enjoy this time.
see you agein !
Chao!

chao

let's go to the ***
of the past me and you

you are not the different as usual.
anything is better than before?

>>655
who?

did you get relief from your no job and no money?

look whos talking! it's 05:43 !!!!!!

its 3:50 pm.

fuck u
liar

ur so scene!!!!!

why do you do!!!!!???????? STRANGE MISTAKES!!!!! STRANGE MISTAKES!!!!!!

u rock dude!!!!!

660 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2005/12/06(火) 05:48:30
fuck u
liar

661 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2005/12/06(火) 05:49:00
ur so scene!!!!!

662 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2005/12/06(火) 05:53:28
why do you do!!!!!???????? STRANGE MISTAKES!!!!! STRANGE MISTAKES!!!!!!

663 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2005/12/06(火) 05:53:58
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664 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2005/12/06(火) 05:54:31

660 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2005/12/06(火) 05:48:30
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661 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2005/12/06(火) 05:49:00
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662 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2005/12/06(火) 05:53:28
why do you do!!!!!???????? STRANGE MISTAKES!!!!! STRANGE MISTAKES!!!!!!

663 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2005/12/06(火) 05:53:58
u rock dude!!!!!

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