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ドキュンにも出来る？！超お薦め勉強法 紹介♪
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★英語の勉強の仕方教えてください★
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★★★今日から学ぶ英語★★★
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中学英語ができれば英語はできる【(゜∀゜)ﾋﾞｸｰﾘ】
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中学英語その後
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■２Ch的英語学習法、人体実験■
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高校中退して英語がぺらぺらになりたい
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★何がなんでも英語をしゃべるようになりたい★
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自然な英語を使えるようになるためには
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【最強】英語を極めるにはこの道しかない【究極】
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●●三ヶ月で英語マスターしてやんぞぉ●●
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I just ate a butt-load of rice, but nobody is here tonight.

Stock market is very active these days.
That is very good. Good for Japan!!

I get crabby if I don't eat dinner.

Groovy! I'm glad you can come to my party, tonight.

I exercise a lot but still don't have a firm genital and a butt.

No need to worry, we'll fix the problem but first just chill-out!

You should try to eat less if you are developing a big spare-tire.

My friend is always trying to imitate those models. She is such a wanna be.

Thank you.

>>201
Who are you

oh,,,,I am sorry
How are you?

>>201
I'm not going to you.
Are you going to swindle me out of money?

I am just an airhead wanna-be.

That dude is very weired.

>>203
Hi! I'm pretty good. Thank you!
I have yapped all day today, I was glad to finally come back to this room...
but, I'm starving! let's grab some grub!!

Yeah, he is wired.

>>208
You won a free trip to Bail?? No way!

Bail? WTFO.

It's too late. Let's make a move.

He really must screwed up and went bananas!!

GAO

WTFO?
World Trade Center? no.

GAO
General Accounting Office!!

What the fuck, over...
Go ahead, over...

You are very mean. low-life..
What a downer!!!!

Study hard, cram on the midnight for your accounting exam, greasy spoon.

No. you are funky and a real class act. kiss.

who u callin' stupid?

i don't know.

Who u callin' awsome?

you did.

age

(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ

i didn't say raise you hand.

Simon says...get your hand down.

(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ 　hi there

(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ What's up?
Sorry, Simon,butI don't know how to put my hand down.
Will you forgive me?

Are you talking to me?

(=ﾟωﾟ)ｿ　Peace

(=ﾟωﾟ)ψ

Are you talking to me?

(=ﾟωﾟ)\\\
Give me money

>>233 Here you go. \500 enough?
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Ｉ　ｌｏｖｅ　ｙｏｕ・

No hard feelings, OK?

ok. Thank you for your understanding.
(=ﾟωﾟ)\
I'm rich. No complain.

hey, is anybody here?

(=ﾟωﾟ)ψ ain't ganna yapPeeS!! yo Eeek Engurressi.

i have terrible pain on my lower back!!!
help me! anybody!!!!

(=ﾟωﾟ)\　peace

Are you talking to me?

talking about who?

Yo shut eyetubs off and laydown face above, then shout 'tick tick teek'w/shakin' meeeeddle both.
ψ(=ﾟωﾟ)ψ Makes yo rad!!!

NOT talking about WHO.

talking about WHETHER you are talking to me or not.

>>240
i will give you a nice massage :-)

in total chaos

Chao!

shut the fuck up!
if somebody says "i went to have a dinner at the time.",
you can say "with who?", right?

>>249
You could. But with whom is more proper.

oh... th, thanks.>246

Would you talking about whether, or are you would neither talking to me.

>250
i know, of course.

¶(=ﾟωﾟ)ψ　OK, I'm ready to eat.

>>250
you know... people don't use "whom" any more...
only in formal documents like legal ones
or very very conservative persons... i guess.

ah, maybe it is used it. but not in a conversation.
anyone knows?

chao ≒kuao iningresso.

chao, a tutti, buona noche

ooooh, gosh. what a messy room here...!!!
have ta clean it....

here's a vaccum..

>>256
It is used. If you start with with, you would say with whom.
I you want to use who, you might say "Who with?" (maning Who [did you eat] with?)

vacuum not vaccum
vacuum pussy

oh, it's me.

Everybody need to talk smooz? C'm0ooon, i don't know u whether love to go.

hey guys, is there any cute one?

Who with
Who with
Who with
Who with
Who with!
really?

(=ﾟωﾟ)jayko : hazkashii, hazkashishi, hazkashikeri, hazkashikere,,,,.

who with.....
ive never heard such a.....

its ok the title is "i dont speak English"
with whom or who with...whatever

indeed.

Would you type to I can't speak anything in English whether understand anything of.

Love it, Cute, boy. thank you.

>>266>>268
Well, you may not have but I'm sure there are many other phrases you haven't.

love is never say never

I see tell

see no evil, hear no evil, but do tell evil

see nothing, hear nothing, feel nothing, fear nothing.

Tell me why you say that indeed.

touch me I'll come

somebody tell me a funny story.

touch me in the morning

i don't cut wood in the morning

I was deathly laughed it, with the words in another place,
'When a American sure to tell with exactly, or whether not'.

a american.... hm...

eh eh


















oh fuck it

calm down, boy.

2 strokes and a half

Says a American 'diple diple indeed'. 'Chao!'

Says a American 'diple diple indeed'. 'a Libederci!'

ejaculated

get me some tissue please

(･∀･)ノ◇ here you are.

Give me your ejaculation, please.

Blow Job!

I wanna suck your dick.

i really like sucking dick.
do you like eating pussy, boy?

eat my pussy,294

im a girl, sorry.>295

my name is pussy, how are you tonight?

i'm a pretty girl, too 296.

>>291
Here you are,
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how many times do you guys jerk off your dick a day?

ﾋﾞｸｯ. ∧ ∧ ∧ ∧　　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　 Σ(ﾟДﾟ；≡；ﾟдﾟ) ＜　Whoa, this is a scary thread. Golr
　　 　 ./ つ　つ　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　〜（＿⌒ヽ　
　　　　 )ノ ｀Jззз

Gime yo face. Oooorrrrh. hazkashii, iwanai, bxaxkxa yo moom boy.

Thank you,299.
it's yammy....
take my pussy's juice. just my apreciation.

×　yammy
○　yummy

i'm onanism.
i do masturbation after shutting my PC.

yummy yummy....
thank you my darlin.

give someone blow job

↑is this correct?

yes i'll take one

Are you talking to me?

You push me, appetite me, eeni, meeni, meny more.

Mach me more.

>>309
Are you the Taxi driver?

fuck!! i'll never forgive him.
he treated me like a fool.
he said, "i wanna fucked XXXX (my name)".
i could understood what you talked about!!!
dont fuck with me and my english ability!
i can talk about this to your office.
it'd make you get fiered, huh?

yuck, i typed wrong...

Are you sure to talking or know who I am?

im not talking to YOU, sorry.

fuck!! i'll never forgive him.
he treated me like a fool.
he said, "i wanna fuck XXXX (my name)".
i did understand what you talked about!!!
dont fuck with me and my english ability!
i can talk about this to your office.
it'd make you get fiered, huh?

Yeh! Sure I know that. sweetee my boy.

fuck off!

>>312
yes, i'm de niro.
where do you wanna go tonight? i can take you anywhere.
don't forget to give me a large tip when you get off my taxi. ok?

150%nihonjintare.
nihonjin no identity wo kakudai shinagara
tayou na kachikan wo mitome, 150% no
nihonjin wo
mezashite
ikimasyou.

↑
Could you translate into English, please?　>>312
no hurry.

نعم, أنا نيرو ديلاوير .
أين أنت وانا يذهب اللّيلة ؟
يمكن أن آخذك في أيّ مكان .
لا تنسى إعطاءني طرف كبير
عندما تخرج تاكسيّ . الموافقة ؟

150 % نيهونجينتير .
نيهونجين لا كاكداي
شيناجارا ضابط صفّ الهويّة
ميتوم ضابط صفّ
التيوو نا كاتشيكان, 150 % لا
ضابط صفّ نيهونجين
ميزاشايت
إيكيماسيوو .

thanks.

Anytime you talking 'make my day', that's enough.

Sorry, I am a Korean living in Japan, but I tryed to translate that phrase into English as follows.

Expanding a Japanese identity, let's accept various senses of values and aim at 150% of Japanese!

일본인의 아이덴티티를 확대하면서, 다양한 가치관을 인정해150%
의 일본인을 목표로 해 갑시다!!

How about this?
Best bless.
Sincerely,
(=ﾟωﾟ)

>>325 You are very kind. thank you so much.
I will give you some mash. CAST Pearls before swine. BUHI BUHI(=ﾟωﾟ)

>>326
ﾄﾞｰｲﾀｼﾏｼﾃ。
천만에요.
돼지에 진주인가•••
고맙습니다!!

(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾌﾞﾋ〜

give me a break!

Ooink Ooink<=｀ω´>isarangesoyo

anioandoeyo

tyonusaragesso? nosiojuseyo

>>312
Yes, I am Travis. Would you like to go on a date?
I'll take you to a movie.

Dear <=｀ω´>
You are very agly compare to me, but I will forgive you because you are so buff.
kokuchonhajimaseyo.
from(=ﾟωﾟ)

(=´σ｀) hi

(σ･ω･)σ

　　丿丿　　　pegophwda
　<=｀ω´>∞
　（＼∨,.(=ﾟωﾟ)notwshidahanshik
　/＼(⊃'　⊂)）
　ヽ￣、/^l^l^l^ヽ

여러분 안녕하세요.
누군가, 한국 드라마 「진실」을 보는 (분)편 있습니까?
이쪽의 지역에서는 매주 목요일의 한밤 중의 것1:40으로부터
하고 있어 , 오늘 아침께도 제대로 보았습니다. 매우 눈물이
나오는 드라마로, 주연의 여배우도 멋지고, 완전히 이 드라마의
팬이 되어 버렸습니다. 누군가, 무엇인가 정보를 소유라면,
가르쳐 주세요. 잘 부탁합니다.

bs의 프로그램입니까
나는 모르지만 재미있을 것 같네요.

아니오, 이쪽의 지역에서는 동일본 방송으로 하고 있습니다.
주연의 여배우는 그 「 겨울의 소나타」로 인기의 그 여배우입니다.
그녀는 청초로, 성격이 좋아서, 반하고 반해 버립니다.
그렇게 생각해지지 않습니까?

Blood was dripping down from my teeth. Am I pyorrhea?

Don't you need to shut up or more sleep a few hours, you do??

Sona Yun is better than,,,,.(ry

Are you talking to me?

Why don't you get some sleep??
You must be tired. Please go ahead.
Don't worry, I will take care of here.
I haven't had a girlfriend for three months, I am desperate to get laid.
Help me, player....

Are YOU talking to me?

>>344
You had better sleep it off .

I missed breakfast this morning. I am famished. Let's eat runch together?

There's no one else here.

I can't hear you. I am out of it.
Why are you awake?
Are you going to workout now?

I can't sleep. So I drive a cab.

>>348
I must tell you the glass is always greener
on the other side of the fence .

There's no one here?
Then, let's make love....
Nobody is watching us...

>>350
Are you a taxi driver ?

>>351
you mean grass?

>>352
What made you think so ?

>>354
Oh , I missed spelling .
Sorry .

Does this English@2ch board makes YOU go pastal?
A lot of people have been a basket case because of this.

And I just lost my train of thought .

YOU are clueless and such a schmoozer...

>>357
I just blowed a gasket !

>>359
What is a schmoozer in Japanese ?

>>353
Do you go on a date ?
I can take you to a good flick by my taxi.....

Let's call it a day ?

if you insist.....

Go on .

(=ﾟωﾟ)\\\
Give me money

What does learning English brings to you ?

enthusiasm, possibility, happiness, freedom, friendship, positive thinking, dream.........
That is to say WORLD CONQUEST.
Let me think more deeply about that.
How about you??

saran he.

ﾃﾊﾅﾝｺﾞﾝ ｶｳﾝﾄﾇﾝ ｵﾃﾞｲｴﾖ?

>>370
ｵﾗｴﾝﾌｧｸｽｼｼﾞｱﾊｴﾆﾝｴ！

ｵｱｼｹｷｻﾌﾌﾟｸﾝｶﾞｳﾞｧｴｲｿﾞ｡ﾍｹｸﾊﾞｼﾁｮｾﾅﾝｹｲﾜﾌｧﾘｼﾃﾝ…

半角カタカナ読みにくい。

ここに、美少女中学生の縦スジ画像がいっぱいありますた！
http://www.kk.iij4u.or.jp/~sandy/sukesuke_idol/

エロい…　(*´∀`*)ハァハァ

・・・・・・

(=ﾟωﾟ) hi there

hi, ぃょぅ!
how you doing?

goody gum drops!

everybody.... nigh night.

nigh night.

じぶんがよろこんでるのおしつけるないたくさんだは

B/D

you are talking smack...
don't call my name such as chea* *ros*it*t* behind me...

I found a geek. Nobody would date a greek like him...

Really?
I picked up some pretty positive vibes from chitchat.

I'm all set.
Let's play later this evening again.
nigh night.

S.W.A.K.
(=ﾟωﾟ)

この板に現われてる日本人の英語コンプレックスのすざまじさ。
ま、でも英語は練習しないとうまくならないよ。

日本人が大半の日本で開催される物理学会も英語で行われる時代だ。
英語ができることよりできないことのマイナス面が大きいな。

英語ができない＝知的サークルのメンバーではない

really ticks me off.
When are you going to get real and practice English?

Hello It is very difficult. please teach me from beautful Eingrishu><hazukashi Henjin Bunpou Gokko.

Let it go way out heavy some. Nyougo Muzzu kashi desune. romajishabettelno?

真・スレッドストッパー。。。(￣ー￣)ﾆﾔﾘｯ