Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 132

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Hey!!! you NEETs, nerds, YouＴube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all over the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, and cunning
linguists. And let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

Here is the place to have a blast!!!!!

>>2
Good job.

It felt like ages to see a new thread built.

>>1
well done, blah blah blha

>>1
I was told to fart in your face. Well, here I go.

>>1
GJ

I forgot how long I haven't taken a bath.
I think it's more than 5 days but less than 7days.

In Japan, it's been summer like days even though it still is May.
I smell really bad. Even Shakespear can't describe how I smell bad.
Dostoevski can't either. I stink. I mean it. I think I'm fermented.

Hurray! Good job.

>>6

Yeah we're having hot days like that in Canada right now too.

I looked up climate data for Japan. Summer doesn't seem too bad there.
The highest averages were 31-32C. Here in Texas, the summer average is usually over 35C.

http://www.myweatherlive.com/prometweatherblogs/7/1/1427/Dallas-Texas-Over-100-Degrees-14-Of-The-Past-15-Days!
This is an example from just last year. Over half of July had days over 38C.
The first four days of August even went over 40.

>>7
I doubt Canadian literary magnets can discribe my BO, too.
I'll fill me smell in a small bin and send it to you if you want.
It would be useful when you are burning a midnight oil because my
smell is in a way stimulous and you don't fall into sleeping.

>>8
Japan's humid hot so just comparing temperature isn't enough.

You can go to Hokkaido, northern biggest island in summer to avoid scorching
weather. Since I'm NEET, I'll settle for sweating and fermenting and
rearching and developing new stimulous perfume in my room.

eau d'neet

ueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
you had better take a bath and wash your body
with goshigoshi towel
engacho.

It's getting very common thing for me not to take a bath 5 days or more.
I'm like, "well, I think I took a bath maybe, the day before yesterday, so
I don't have to take a bath tonight."

My pillow is real sticky so gotta wash it. I have to wash my hair, too.
I tried combing through my pubic hair with my fingers and smelled them.
I almost vomited and fainted.

>>12
I'll grab your hair and pull your head to under my armpit so that
you can smell my armpit. I'm sure you'll faint in less than 30 seconds.

くっさ

>>14
hey, slow down, smelly guy. I'm having breakfast while reading your comments.

To the people who don't wash much, do you stay in your room all day?

Are you hikikomori?

>>17
Although I'm not a hikikomori, I will often go without washing myself
when I'm off and stay indoors for a few days.

>>16
Be careful not to read my posts or else you'll vomit.

>>17
I'm not a hard-core hikikomori but semi-hikikomori.
I haven't been out for three weeks when you can see the sun. At night,
I go to convenience store once in a four or five days.

You should try wearing a diaper too. Then you would never have to go
to the bathroom at all!

I've read a few stories of people who played and got so addicted to games like Starcraft and World of Warcraft
that they died from lack of food / sleep. There was also a story of a couple of let their infant die because they
spent a long time at an internet cafe to play MMORPGs.

So how do you neets get money?

The world is full of sorrow.
I think girls all around the world hope Korean guys will get over it and want to see Korean guys smile for them.
I want to tell those girls in the world who know what pains mean their condolences mean a lot to Korean guys who will in return make the world smile.
Korean guys and girls all around the world strengthen spiritual bonds that way. They can't never be apart.
Girls anywhere in the world need Korean guys, while Korean guys need girls living on this planet. They need each other.
The world needs to get over the sorrow.

Girls all around the world say they felt more dear to Korean guys when they saw Korean guys shed tears
and they also claimed that that brought tears to their eyes. Yes, Korean guys know what sorrow means.
I think those girls were impressed at how very nice Korean guys really are. Girls all around the world
are certain Korean guys have many aspects and that makes girls everywhere more interested in Korean guys.

>The world's largest online community is grappling with challenges it faces in protecting intellectual property rights (IPR), says an expert.
>The US Congressional International Anti-Piracy Caucus on Wednesday listed China as one of the world's five-worst offenders in violating copyright. The other four nations were Canada, Mexico, Russia and Spain.
>But Wang Chunyan, an expert in intellectual property studies at Renmin University of China, said the nation, with an online population of 316 million, is taking on the challenges.

According to a news article, Canadaian people don't know what IPR is.
I think Canadian girls are eager to watch Korean dramas on the Internet.

Canada is ranked within the 5 countries violationg copyright?
I used to think Canada was a good country, but it seems I was wrong.
Korea isn't in the bad countries. I breathed a sigh of releaf. But don't worry, Canadian girls,
Koran guys wouldn't discriminate against you because your country is considered worst in protecting copy-righted materials.
But I hope you Canadian girls will make it a rule to buy Korean Wave stuffs instead of downloading them. Korean guys are still
believing in Canadian girls as a token of friendship.

>>26
How very nice of Korean guys are! I believe one of the reasons why Korean guys are very popular among girls all over the world is
because they are very generous compared to other people apart from the fact that Korean guys are manly, sexy, hot, gentle, and romantic.
Canadian girls will be touched at your message to them.

>>27
Now I understand why Korean guys are popular with girls. Korean guys set an example of what guys should be like.
Korean guys are mesmerising beyond comarison.

>>27-28
Exactly. :)
It's partly Korean guys' fault as to why Canadian girls illegally download Korean Wave stuffs
because Korean guys are really appealing to girls. That's why I can't blame such girls.
Korean guys draw attentions from girls all around the world.
I'm pround of it. :)

>>29
Heart-warming story. I almost cried. That's romantic.

>>30
I hope this thread will be full of love and romance. That's what girls want most.
More and more female posters will join us. The world should know Korean guys are
bringers of romance to everywhere in the world. So I was really excited at the news
that Korean Wave is reaching every place in this dry world. :)

Fucking eh' lot's of Korean spam.

Anyway, tonight I saw the new terminator movie...it was pretty sick I guess. I liked Star Trek better. Anyway, after that I had to walk home so I picked up some beer for the way home...and now I'm drunk :3

I have two things to say:
1) How many of you own panties? -_^ be honest.
2) I got Japanese typing installed right and...よじびおめはにかはすごいですね。

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiIxofxmLVw&feature=related

>>31
More and more girls are getting interested in Korean guys now thanks to Korean Wave.
That's for sure. As a matter of fact, girls everywhere are talking a lot about Korean guys.
And it seems non Korean girls all around the world are jealous of Korean girls because Korean girls have
a good chance to meet Korean guys. Probably Korean guys tend to choose Korean girls, but many girls all around
the world are looking for any chance to find a Korean guy. :)

>>32

Oh shit, I just realized I should of added a さん。。。I'm an idiot.

>>32
It is indeed biomechanical insanity, not really spam, and it sure never ends.

1)None
2)You might want to write it in katakana: ﾖｰｼﾞ・ﾋﾞｵﾒﾊﾆｶ

>>32
Hahaha, are you drunken?

Then I reccomend you take a look at this youtube video.
This is a popular drink in the world. I didn't expect it uploaded on Youtube. lol
Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8tRC1p2rgk

Is there a firefox addon that can filter posts? I have bss2chreader but it can't (I think).

>>36

Lol! That is a pretty neat video, the drink looks like vodka which is my
favorite to drink. Unfortunately tonight I was too poor to afford vodka so
I got some cheep beer, like a salaryman. :3

>>35

Ah okay I will keep this in mind, but I just found out about this artist
yesterday and I love his music. Since I can type in Japanese now I was
thinking about making a thread for music only on this board. It would be
called 英語で雑談の音楽. Is this right for saying "Music chat, in English"?
I'm not sure but I think it's right.

If it is right I'll make this thread later, I'm lazy now.

http://sportslive.media.daum.net/live_tiny/player.jsp?channel=ONGAMENET&league=ESPORTS&game=ESPORTS2009052401&home=OZ&away=KH

英語で音楽雑談

>>40

Ah okay thank you. I'll remember.

>>40

Ah thank you I'll keep this in mind.

ttp://makeitmakemoney.com

Is this game popular in japan?

>>41
>>42

Ah fuck I didn't think it went through the first time...being drunk and
all I wasn't even sure I clicked the "post" button lol oh well.

>>38
I think it more natural to say, "英語で音楽を語ろう”　and this way the thread will
draw more attention. But I also think a thread with a more specific title would be better
to draw 2ch'er's attention.

>>43
very.

I just got back from a night out with friends. one of the things we did was play this game:
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/ジャスティス学園
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Justice
it is much fun. we play it on the dreamcast. grand system.

>>46
Really? I thought it would be more niche. I love it as well.

>>38
Yeah, it's a famous Korean drink. It's popular all over the world.
It's called Jinro. I think you have ever drunk it somewhere. If you haven't, I'm way too sure
you'll addicted to it. It's another type of Korean Wave. :)

>>37
You can do it by bbs2chreader. But you ought to use "Chaika" which is firefox addon.
Because development of bbs2chreader seems like almost stopping since last summer.

official site is ttp://chaika.xrea.jp/
current version is 1.0.0b3.

There are some notes.
It's Beta release still.
Chaika can't coexist with bbs2chreader. Therefore you must uninstall bbs2chreader before
installing Chaika.

According to the famous and influencial Finnish newspaper, Seoul - the capital city of Korea -
is considered New York in Asia. The news also says that Korean people are well groomed in appearance, which
makes foreigners interested. You know, Korean guys are considered white in Asia and this time it's revealed
Seoul is considered to be New York in Asia. No wonder girls all around the world worship Korea and Korean guys.
I'm proud of it!! :)

I've known two Korean girls, and they were both complete psychopaths. I
watched a Korean movie ages ago called 'My Sassy Girl', and the girl in
that was a psychopath. And in Lady Vengeance, she was a psychopath.

I'm not saying Koreans are bad people, but there's a pattern forming...

>>52
You are retarded. It shows in your post.
You must have been rude to the girls. That's why they treated you as vermine.
Don't try to ridicule Korean people. You are horribly under-educated.
If you paid respect to Korean people, they'd treat you better. One sad thing is,
you don't know why you were treated badly and considered it wasn't your fault.
Or are you just jealous of Korea? You must be. It's called sour grape in English.
You want something that you can't get and you say something bad because you are jealous.
Many people say Koreans are really nice. You should admit that.

>>53
You seem to be forgetting that Koreans are descended from the British.
About one and a half thousand years ago, the first settlers landed on
the Korean peninsula, having sailed all the way from the British Isles.
A lot of Korean tradition has, therefore, come from the ancient British
ways of life (of course, it was just from one of Britain's kingdoms
back then, as it was not a united country). Kimchi, for example, comes
from the Gaelic British words 'Chim', meaning cabbage, and 'Chee', which
was a method of preserving foods to last through the winter. You'll find
many more similarities between Korean and Gaelic British language.

>>54

ahaha

>>54
I lol'd

What is most well known special skill that Korean people has? lol

>>54
that sure is the way we should deal with that korean retarded.

Great Korean vs Great Britanian

>>57
Special skill? They excel in the art of plagiarism.

That's China.

>>61
No. Korea is notorious for claming everything popular around the world originate
in Korea. For example, many Japanese restaurants such as sushi and tempura restaurant
in America are run by Korean. They know Japanse dish is popular so
they open Japanese restaurant pretending to be Japanese.

The taste of sushi and tempura is diferent from that of Japan's.
They serve low quality what they claim Japanese dish.
I read Japan's government organiazation has started a survey regarding
how many Korean serve fake Japanese dish.

So are Koreans to you guys like what Mexicans are to Americans? I always
thought it was the Philipinoes that every Asian country picks on lol.

Flips are the Mexicans of southeast Asia. Koreans are the Mexicans of the rest of Asia.

stop feeding the troll

I'm reading Britain's got talent website.
One of the semi-finals are going on live now, right?
How's it going?
I'm curious about Susan Boyle.

WOW, I can watch the show on justin TV and in a few minutes, the result
will be annunced.

http://www.justin.tv/smoggychris

Susan did iT!

What did she do?

She mesmerised this man on the internet.

>>70
She went through to the final on Saturday, 30th May!

Would anyone in the know tell me how the press to the final is like?
I almost understand the description below but not sure.

"The first live semi-final is on Sunday evening, ITV1 at 8.30pm,
followed by further semi-finals on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday.
Two acts from each semi-final will go through to the live grand final on
Saturday May 30th. Make sure you check back here after each semi-final to find
out who went through and to get the low-down on each act."

How many people(group counted as one) moved to semi-finals in the first place? 40?
The first semi-final was aired and Susan and the dancer group was selected.
Do they go to the final on Saturday, May 30th?

It says there are also shows on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday
On each day, two peoiple(group) is selected?
If so on Friday, 2X5=10 people is supposed to be selsected as of next Friday.
10 people will compete on Saturday in the final?

If 40 contestants were devided into 5, each consiting of 8 contentants,
how was the persedure like? Just drawing?

>>73
The contestants where whittled down from around 250 to 40 on last Saturday's show.
The semi-finals are then split into 5 rounds, each round containing 8 acts.
At the end of each of these five shows, whoever gets the most votes from the
public goes through to the final (on the 30th). The judges choose another act
from whoever came 2nd and 3rd in each semifinal, and they go to the final too.
So yes, the final will have 10 acts: 5 voted by the public, and 5 voted by the
judges (from the runners-up of the public votes).

In short, you got it.

>>73
Oops... forgot to address the part about procedure for splitting...
I think they're supposed to have been put into random groups, though
I think there was a bit of manipulation to make the most likely acts
get through.

こんばんは、みんな。

It's evening in Canada, and the sunset in my town looked spectacular- so I took some pics.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2m6n0n6.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/2labsjq.jpg

I took the pictures at a public park...hm, let me try to translate this. Please tell me if I fuck it up lol

私は公園に写真をとりました。

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9hEv2cVrh8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxBqRhsZDLk&feature=related

>>76
Those are beatiful sunset.
I would want to walk hand in hand wiht a beautiful girl watching the
beautiful scene.

>>76
A small correction.
>私は公園に写真をとりました。

私は公園で写真をとりました。

に　---> で

British guys mesmerise all Asian girls around the world as they are sexy, smart, manly and literally gentle.
Also, they are good cooks, never fail to satisfy girls in bed, but not in the least bit afraid to take cruel vengeance
upon unfaithful girls if necessary. At the same time, they could be sensitive enough to have girls talk with their ladies
if they needed to, which most guys never can handle by any means. Yes, B-guys are the real men to look up to, the men
who should earn the dignity of being addressed as "Mr." No wonder a great many Asian girls are all over them.
I'm really proud of it. :)

How did the term "ガチムチ" come about?

Extra extra!!

North Korea conducted an nuclear experiment somewhere underground just now.
According to the news, N. Korea's aim is to drag America into negotiation and
draw reconcilement. I think Obama and our prime minister will be tested now..
Hope America won't let thing go well for N.Korea.

>>81
http://d.hatena.ne.jp/keyword/%A5%AC%A5%C1%A5%E0%A5%C1

Apparently a combination of gacchiri "well built" and mucchiri "plump".

>>82
Haha that makes sense, thanks.

>>82
Was it a nuclear bomb test?
When I turned on TV an hour ago, the news that in North Korea, magnitude 4 point something
was measured was reported. I didn't pay attention to the news so don't know
the detail but maybe that was the news reporting underground nuclear bomb.

>>79

Ah okay thank you, I don't know why but for me the に particle is
hardest to use =/ more practice is needed.

ハハッワロス

>>86
I don't know how your grammar book explains about に but に in this case,
expresses direction of a movement, similar to "to."

公園に行く＝go "to" the park

で in this case expresses where something is done, similar to "in" and "at"
You took the photos in a place, so で　is right.

hi guys
It's been long time i have'nt come here.I read just anyway at all.
well YukiNagato nice to meet you. im also living in canada,in fact in vancouver.
anyway "fuck up" means to do sth badly or make a bad mistake.
so that sentence may mean like masochism or much confidence at it.
I think you better avoid using four letter words or derivatives of them till you get skills enough.

>>86

Yeah it's not the books fault, it's my fault- I just need to remember.

>>89

I'll keep it in mind?

>>85
Yeah, it seems so. The international society should tighten the economic sanctions on N.Korea this time.
I wouldn't think this leads to war now, but we should do something. As for Japan, it should take precautions
to monitor the Korean embassy in Japan not to send any money and mechanical parts to N.Korea. Obama might think
it's no big deal if N.Korea has nuclear weapons since he keeps economic sanctions lifted, but N.Korea keeps trying
developping ballistic missiles and compact nuclear heads. Should they succeed in this, it'll be fatal.
Preemptive attacks on the N.Korean nuclear factories must be considered this time as an option, IMO. Damn it, only Japan could do now
is just wait for nukes to expload somewhere within Japan's territory. I feel really bitter. N.Korea takes advantage of the peaceful Japanese
Constitution.

>>91
To attack them without good reason to believe they are going to fire nukes would create a war with many losses.
No one wants war, especially nuclear war. Nuclear bombs being fired is the last resort, their main purpose should be to stop war.
However there is no telling what might happen.

What do the Japanese say during sex?

>>93
Nothing. Sex does not exist. That is why our birth rate is negative.

I'm cherry!! so i don't know such a thing!!

>>74-75
Thank you for the input.
I think when they divide 40 contestants into 5 semi-finals, they sort of
manipulate as you say. I think Susan isn't the best but Simon said before
even if she doesn't win the contest, she'll be a pro or something like that.
I less mesmerised with her this time than the first time I saw her sing
on yuotube. As you said before, the gap between her looks and singing
ability magnifes her reputation.

But she is supported by people worldwide, including me, although it includes
the factor of sympathy vote.
If the winner is decided by the number of phone calls, Susan will win.

>>93
I think not many Japanese are talkative during sex.

>>93
I've watched some Japanese porn and the women always say "キムチ！キムチ〜！"

Why are school girls in Japan a bigger sexual phenomenon than in any other country?

いま、おならしたら、うんちが、ぜんぶでた！

I don't know whether it's a good thing or a bad thing that I can understand that.

>>100

（・。・）分かりません、ｗ。

>>99

I'm not sure, I think to an extent this phenomenon happens a bit in
Canada and the US. Maybe it has to do with the skirts?

>>100 says:

Just farted, then lo and behold, I got rid of all my poo from the intestine at the same time!

What kind of clothes does the student in those countries put on generally?

>>104

Normally anything they want unless it's a private school. They don't
allow clothing with vulgar slogans either. Also, if a skirt is too short
or the clothes show too much skin you might get sent home.

On a separate note, I just got dual monitors running :3 do any of you do
this? http://i42.tinypic.com/14iiccy.jpg

In the pic the second monitor is a bit off-center. I fixed it.

>>105
Never seen that. Usually, the second monitor is the same as the first monitor.
Plus in most cases it is a desk top PC. Yout neck would heart if you place the
second monitor that far. Side by side is the best. I don't know much about PC
so I respect you develp your own PC environment where you make your PC Dual
monitor.

1) What are those cans? Some look like empty soda's cans and some look
like gas cans used to make fire. Are they spray cans to kill cockroaches?

2) Show me where you hide your porn photo books. Maybe under your bed?
Maybe you answer they are on your Hard Disc of your PC.

3) What are thick books on the bottom of the bookshelves about?

>>106

I don't really look at both at the same time, and my chair is easy to
turn so it won't hurt my neck.

1) Energy drink cans
2) I don't have much right now, I only have a folder with maybe 50 pics
of the girls from lucky star.
3) they are about:
-Ghosts
-The Mafia
-Slash from Guns and roses
-Pink floyd
-A murder story from 19th century Britain.

Nothing too special, I have a library in the house. I'll take a picture
of it soon since it has way more books.

>>107
Oh, so they are all empty cans of viverage.

Those books are so thick that I thought they are all technical books about
PC programing. Did you really read them through?

Today is Memorial Day. Unfortunately, most of the veterans from WW2
have passed their expiration date. I don't think Americans want to
remember the Vietnam vets. It seems much less enthusiastic this year than
usual, not that it ever was to begin with.

>>108

The one about Ghosts is just short stories so I've read some of it. I haven't read
the one on the mafia but the two books about the rockstars I've read. I do have
some thick books on programming, but one of them isn't here and I think I put the others away.

>>109
What's "have passed their exiration date?" Is it euphemistic way of
"all dead"?

>>110
My sister sent me Bill clinton's memoir. That's a really thick hard coverbook.
It's so thick that I am not motivated to turn even one page. Now it
is just covered with dusts.

イギリス人、tell me about Amanda, one of the judges.

I thought she was young but she's 38 years old according to Wikipedia.
She is an actress? How's her reputation there in UK?

As an armpit fetish, I became her fan the moment I saw this video.
2:13 and 2:25. Check it.

>>111

Don't worry, I wouldn't read a memoir of Bill Clinton either.

イギリス人、I forgot to put a link to the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t8m7CkpIK0
2:13 and 2:25

>>111
dust

>>107
>A murder story from 19th century Britain.

Is that story about "Jack The Ripper"?

>>116

No, it was a story written by an anonymous person and most of it is true- as far as historians can tell.
Jack the ripper is a much more famous story than this one.

>>117
Acada university is a good university?

how's the weather is japan today?

>>119
I think it's clowdy or fine.
It's night so I don't bother to go outside to see the weather nor open the
windows and curtain to check the weather.

At least there's no sound of raing coming from outside.
It's just my BO coming into my nose. I haven't taken a bath for a week or
eight days. I don't even know how many days I've skipped taking a bath.
Anyway, this I'm sure is my personal record.

Don't worry.
I confess that I am more sweaty smell than you though taking bath everyday.
I don't know cause of that. even the doctor.

People who around me within 10m often cover own noses.
It seems like biological weapon......

Many girls all over the world today see Korean guys as romantic, manly, smart, and sexy.
Sure, that's all perfectly correct.
Korean guys treat girls gently and nicely, meaning they are romantic.
Korean guys go through a hard-studying experience, meaning they are quite smart.
Korean guys train themselves both mentally and phisically, meaning they are manly and sexy.
Those elements of Korean guys are appealing to girls all around the world.
In addition, Korean guys are enjoying their popularity thanks to Korean Wave.
Korean Wave gives girls all over the world a chance to see Korean guys on TV and the Internet.
Those girls started to worship Korean guys since the Wave caught attention from the world media.
Now quite a number of girls are dreaming of finding a Korean guy as their boyfriend/husband.
We have to admit that Korean guys are most competitive under the current circumstance everywhere in this world.
We should be proud of it!! :)

I just got bbs2chreader and tried it.
It works pretty well for filtering out posts.

>>121
Every now and then, once or twice a year for around a month, some really bad
fish-like stench emanates from me, even after I take a bath. I thought for a
while it might be related to my masturbation habits, but even when I stop for
a week or so, it doesn't stop immediately after that.
When I'm on a train or so at a time like that, people who sit 2 meters away from me start sniffing
and say things like "hm? Something smells like fish here... you smell it too?" to each other.
Next time it happens, I think I should really see a doctor.

>>124
Fucking smelly.

Are you Jap, you are?

Compared to you, Korean guys' fragrance smells really good. That's another reason
girls all around the world are attracted to Korean guys. You know, it's called hormone.
Korean guys are girls' magnet, you know. Girls all around the world come near Korean guys
without even noticing it. :)

I've just emailed Japan's defense ministry and Pentagon to start a new biological weapon
development program.

It's so simple. All they have to do is to make a missle to slot >>122
and >>124 in it.

>>124
I think there is possibility of sick that is called "魚臭症".

You would better see a doctor.
But the doctor who can diagnose it is limited.
so i suggest using web search before you go to hospital.

some of you smell that way?
I used to smell in a different way.
i smet of wakiga, which is the smell that comes out from my arm pits when they are humid and very warm.
it smelled so good that even myself felt good and my rod rose and grew big.
youd hug me and smell it and press your penis on my thigh if you smell it.

>>122
You are absolutely correct.
More and more girls are starting to realise that Korean guys are the hottest men of all in the world.
I think it's safe to say that having a Korean boyfriend is considered to be a high status to acheive among girls who know what's in and hot now.
Going out with a Korean guy, I'm sure you can boost your ego and get all positive attention from other girls, let alone find true happiness for yourself. Though, some girls get jealous and give you the cold shoulder and whatnot.
That's not right at all, but mind you, it's not your fault either. So please don't make a big deal about it, since you are very very lucky girls. :)
Too bad they can't find themselves a nice Korean boyfriend, but I'd have to say that's life, you know, considering how the demands for K-guys are getting greater and greater every day and night.
Seriously, it's getting out of control, and having more than 2 K-guys in their bed room is just about every girl's romantic dream in this day and time.
Oh, I almost forgot to mention this is all thanks to the popularity of Korean Wave all over the world!

>>127
thanks, that was really helpful. I've read a little bit about this disease
(called Trimethylaminuria, scientifically) and that might just be it.
Seems like there's not much that can be done about it, though...
But yeah, I'll definitely see a doctor next time it gets bad.

don't feed the troll

>>130
Here is website that might help you.

ttp://homepage2.nifty.com/hiroshi_yamazaki/urine3.htm

>>112
Amanda Holden... I don't really watch anything she's in, but she was in
a comedy sketch show with Harry Enfield, as well as a drama based in
Africa called 'Wild at Heart'. She married a comedian called Les Dennis
(it's almost impossible to think of him marrying anyone, let alone someone
almost 20 years younger than him - he's popular with old people). They're
divorced now though. As for her reputation, it's far from being clean and
virtuous...

>>129
I couldn't agree more with your view on Korean guys.
If you search on the Internet for fan sites of Korean guys, you'll notice how large a number of girls
all around the world today are mesmerised with Korean guys.
And let me add one more thing. Korean economy is growing bigger. Korea is going to play a leading part in G20,
you know, G20 is the most important and influential economic group in the world. G7/8 was already taken over.
Korea's influence on each country in the world are increasing culturally and economically. No wonder girls all around
the world are interested in Korean guys. We should be proud of it! :)

Are some of you like, scared of bathes? Or you just forget? I'm curious.

Another thing, some of the threads here (中高生の英語の宿題・質問に答えるスレ)
I feel like I could answer some of these questions, but I'm not sure because
I don't know a few things- (like how the Japanese school system works)
and I'm not sure I could maybe answer some of these questions correctly
or with the proper Japanese. Do you guys think it would be helpful
for some of these threads to get a real English speaker to give input?
or would it not be helpful?

>>135
In almost all threads in English board and in some borads in 2ch,
people who use fixed handle name can be a target of verbal abuse.
That's because some people think 2ch should be a totally anonymous forum
and being standing out with a handle name gets negative reactions from
some people.

This thread seems to be kind of an exception because to show you're a native
English speaker can benefit everybody in this thread. As far as I know,
almost all questions in 中高生の英語の宿題・質問に答えるスレ is answered
correctly by Japanese people. So there's no slots for native speakers
to get in. But if you think you can answer questions there, it's up to you
whether you join them or not. But don't get disapointed when you get backlash.

I don't mean to scare you and urge you to give it a second thought.
I'm just telling you a possibility. I sometimes wish in a few Q&A threads
native English were there when I see a question like these below.

1) Quesitions like "What does he say in this video/audio clip"?
Not many Japanese, even if they're advanced learners, are good at listening
spoken English.

2) "Which of two is better way of saying?" "What are differences in nuances
between these two sentenses?" We can answer these questions based on grammar
we learned but sometimes English nuances can't be explained by grammars
and that's where you native English speakers come in. In questions like these,
if you native English speakers assert "one is wrong, the other is right," then
the questions are solved. That's it.

If you don't think you get offended even if you get a negative comment,
just try. Who knows what will happen? I don't think whether you know Japanese
school system or not has anything to do with your decision. Is that
relevant? Anyway, good luck!

http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1242772115/l50

In here one person is asking whether "." as in "Jr." is (called) a period or dot.
This I think is a kind of a question you can answer better than Japanese.
I don't know which is the correct way of calling the "."

In the same thread, another person is asking when you say 脳のしわ in
English, "crimple of the brain" is right way of saying.

Some google searches must help me answer that question right but still,
I can give the person assurance.

Both crimple and wrinkle are translated as しわ in Japanese so I don't know
which is correct when you talk about brain. Native English speakers
can answer this type of question immediately, while we Japanese have to
google or do some research on the web and still are not totally sure.

tldr even 2ch hates tripfags

>>139
Hahah neither of those make any sense, crimple or wrinkle. Are you talking about Alzheimer's or a brain fart?

>>139
Nevermind I looked it up on wikipedia and there's no english casual equivalent. You might as well use the medical term (sulcus) or, at best, a general description (like a groove or depression).

It's not exactly a common topic of discussion, but I'd definitely call it a brain wrinkle.

>>142
I see. I'll answer him/her. I assume you speak English.

>>143
Are you a native English speaker?
In this thread, a fixed handle name is useful in a situation like this.

I thought wrinkle was for the skin.

>>144
Yeah.
>>145
A wrinkle can be for anything. Wrinkly brain, wrinkly skin, wrinkly paper...

>>146
Wait. If you can say wrinkly brain, can't you say wrinkle(s) of a brain?
Just to make sure...

>>142
http://anatomynotes.blogspot.com/2006/01/wrinkles-and-folds-on-brain.html

One poster put a link in the thread.
According to this blog entry, it seems like wrinkle is OK to use when
you describe a brain.

>>134
There are countless numbers of girls all around the world who love Korean Wave
and now Korean economy is getting larger than ever? Wow, I think Korea will excercise great power
over many countries on the planet. 1) cultural power, and 2) economy power...
Korean guys will be more popular considering the situation they are in now. :)

>>148
You could use wrinkle, but to my ear it sounds strange, I would use crease myself.

>>147
Yes, you could say "wrinkles of the brain".

>>150
Crease sounds good.

>>151
You say wrinkles are OK.

In a situation like this, a handle name is very helpful to tell who is
a native English speaker. I guess both of you're native English
speakers, though. Not sure. Thanks for your answers.

you guys studying anatomy now?

>>136
>>137

Okay, thank you. I definitely think I will just read these threads for now
until I can understand the questions without much difficulty. Also, I don't
have a problem with backlash from my tripcode- the same thing would happen
on 4chan =P

>>133
Thank you for the information about her.
She isn't clean and virtuous? That's against my impression on her.
She doesn't look like a bitch. She looks natural. Women in her age
tries too hard to look young, wearing thick makeup and all that but
she wears natural makeup and that's one of the reasons why I have good
impression on her. ....And armpits. lol

Wikipedia says, she's married with a record producer now.
Between the first and the second marriage, she gave birth to a baby.
I wonder who's his/her father.

>>154
Are you learning a foreign language as well? If that's the case, helping learners of your mother tongue is a really good way to improve "your" foreign language skills
becuase a difficult point where learners of your first language get tripped up often reveals the difference in grammar, culture, the ways people see the world, and so on between your language and their language.

Actually I've been helping Japanese learners for years and it considerably improved my English.
If you're learning Japanese but can't explain things well in Japanese yet, still you can help them by answering questions like "What are they saying in this video? I can't figure it out!"
I think my English pronuciation has been improved that way too. I learned what kind of Japanese sound is difficult for English speakers through the process
and it helped me to know how I am supposed to say a word.

>>155
Explanation of her that you wrote convince me that you are Yukorin guy!!

BBC:
North Korea says it has abandoned the truce that ended the Korean war, amid rising tension in the region.

CNN:
N. Korea: No longer bound by 1953 truce

チォックバリはどうして汚い?どうして捏造しようか?

>>159
What is most well known special ability that Korean people has?

ttp://www.independent.ie/world-news/asia-pacific/south-takes-no-hance-as-troops-reinforce-capital-1751683.html

LOADED on military transporters, four M109 Howitzers trundled down the Freedom motorway towards Seoul, as South Korea reinforced its capital.

"I have been watching army lorries moving up and down the motorway since yesterday," said Shim Hee-soon (73), in Imjingak, a village of 600 people that sits on the edge of the Demilitarised Zone (DMZ), the most heavily armed border in the world.

Haha, you guys are silly beans, really. But some people might take those K-jokes seriously, so let the truth be told for all to hear just in case.

Like I said, it is British guys who dazzle and mesmerise all sorts of girls around the world, not only Asian girls in reality.
In addition to the fact British guys are generally perceived hot, sexy, manly, gentle, sweet as they are, many girls find their accent incredibly attractive when they speak.
You know, it works like a magic spell of love and romance for girls whenever B-guys utter any word with their proper and original accent, it's not just that they sound like truely educated gentlemen, they do come off as really wild to girls.
This is the point, guys. Wild, but nothing vulgar involved here. The way B-guys speak evokes a great deal of romanticism in girls.
It's quite easy to understand the reason, though; the very fact that the British once carried their accent (as well as their flag) across the seven seas and dominated the entire globe in the way the world had never seen before.
In short, girls know subconsciously, with their instinct to survive, who they really should fall for, that is the strongest of all mankind.
Indeed, it is so mesmerising that girls can't resist B-guys speaking more than two sentences everytime they hear it!
I'm proud of it. :)

>>157
I'm not the Yukorin guy.
I don't think he's around for a long time.
All the Yukorin enthusiast wrote was about how good her fart smells.

Is it true that Japanese culture is derived entirely from Baekje?

>>156

Ah okay thank you, I might try to take more of a risk then. The foreign language
I'm learning IS Japanese =P so I think it might be helpful to post more in the
Japanese threads.

If I say something like "すみません、私は日本語の学生です”maybe this would help?
I think I'm correct in believing that means "Sorry, I'm a Japanese student"
It might be better to say "I'm learning Japanese" but I'm not sure how to say this.

>>164
you mean URIGINAL?LOL

I am not Japanese and I think that the Japanese military should be made into a proper army, instead of being only for 'self-defence', and having restricted armaments.
What do Japanese think about this?

>>165
You might want to help English learners on non-anonimous forums because sometimes people on 2ch can be harsh.
Either way, you'll be of great help.

As for "I'm learning Japanese," it'd be 私は日本語を学んでいます。
I've never said something like that when I help Japanese learners, but it'd be helpful especially when you're having trouble making yourself understood.

Good luck!

>>168

Thank you. And although it might be harsh I've withstood internet assaults
before- it's common on 4chan and other places. It doesn't bother me =/
such people are trolls or people you don't want to associate with.

>>162
You seemed to get it in for Korean guys. :(
British guys are considered racists, discriminating against people all around the world.
That's why they aren't popular at all anywhere on this planet except for their own small island.
Naturally, British guys are jealous of Korean guys like why we aren't popular with girls while Korean
guys are or something. And they started telling people Korean guys are not so popular. It's sour grape.
British people are only motivated to do things by that kind of sentiment, disturbing other people. :(
Korean guys are considered white in Asia, but that doesn't mean Brits. Don't get cocky, Brits.
It's often said among girls all over the world that Korean guys are like Italian guys whose characters Korean guys
have a lot to do with. Korean guys are romantic and Italian guys are too.
Korean guys love to treat nicely girls who are interested in Korean guys like Italian guys do.

There are many more things girls all over the world are interested in Korea and Korean guys about. One such thing is,
Seoul is considered New York in Asia, you know, NY is one of the most interesting and energetic city in the world and
people say Seoul is quite similar to NY. London? it's behind the time. Nothing in that city would appeal to girls all around the world
today. I hear Brits are suffering from slumbering economy. They had it comming. No more energetic. lol
It's understandable Brits are jealous of Korea now... But please don't think Brits moved to Korea in medieval ages. None of them was
allowed in to Korean territory, IMO.

Stupid story by Rana Foroohar of NEWSWEEK.

Give your comments on this stupid article, guys!　

Japan: The World’s Worst Economy （日本：世界で最悪の経済）
http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/wealthofnations/archive/2009/05/26/japan-the-world-s-worst-economy.aspx

Uhh, Japan's GDP dropped by 16% annualized over the last quarter.

The article is pretty spot on, you guys are fucked.

you guys are all up to shit, I'm sorry to say.

We must buy more figmas.

>>171
The article is pretty white-centric, and it is ridiculous that she thinks
American society is more socially mobile than Japanese society is,
but she is quite right about our economy.

If the U.S. wants to buddy up with China as a result of our economic demise,
so be it. The biggest mistake our country made in the last fifty years
was to blindly adopt American materialism anyway.

There's a bigger news coming in than North Korea's nuke test, Susan Boyle and
world economic crisis.

You know what?

That is, I took a bath yesterday night for the first time in 8 or 9 days. I didn't know the
exact number. I needed to wash my hair three times to get rid of stickyness of my hair.
I wash my body 2 times. I even shampooed my pubic hair.
Now I have skin of a newborn baby totally free from scurfs and smell.

This is CNN news reporting from Japan. Back to you.

>>175
>The biggest mistake our country made in the last fifty years was to blindly adopt American materialism anyway.

What else could we have done? We don't have natural resources so it's not surprising to fail in the end.
Apparently we should have invested more on information technology and other intangible things so we could do better,
but it has nothing to do with materialism per se.

Also, (insert a daily dose of offensive words hurled at a tripfag).

this thread is on high level.
i cant keep up with you.
i going to improve my english skill and come back.

I'm a typical hikikomori.
A while ago, some of my relatives visited my house.
So I took shelter in my room and stayed put to avoid them.
But, my brother, one of the relatives, entered my room suddenly.
And he slapped my face without any hesitation, saying
"Until when will you entirely rely on your parents and stay in this room?
Don't be a drama queen!!!"

Who would have expected this? It was like a familiar scene from a fucking drama.
Geez, my face is still throbbing with pain.

>>167
I tend to agree with you, but it doesn't look like we can afford it anytime soon. We have to live with what we have for a while.

All I hope is he keeps his happiness throughout dinner.

>>179
I think he concerned about you and your future. The action he did is rather
forcible but that is for you.

>>178

If you can say that much I think you're okay, if that was in Japanese I -might- be able to
understand it but that's a stretch.

Also I don't think the Japanese economy is as bad as that article might
portray, we have to remember that it was china who bought up most of Americas debt.
Japan might of adopted some of the materialism but I don't think this will be a downfall
for the economy.

Everyone is in a shitty situation, it's bad in Canada too =/ My dad hasn't had work for
about 8 months now.

↑
We have an economist here, all the way from Canada.
Let's hear him.

>>184
The Integrated Data Entity is an expert on information. It's interface should know much better about economy than us.

↑
True, I thought so too.
That's good stuff.
Go on...

An elegy for cell-phone users
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrf-IPm-paw

>>184
>>185

It's just my opinion and what I've heard on the news >_> it might be wrong.

I didn't take a bath last night so I think I've just embarked on my new
journey to break my personal reacord of not taking a bath.

I will personally make sure you fail.

>>190

how will you make him fail at not taking a bath? >_> by outdoing his
record?

I will wash you

>>138
Since nobody answered this question for you, I will do it.

In the USA, they call it a period.
In the UK (where I live) and in probably most of the English speaking world, we call it a full stop or a dot.

I suppose you can pick either and be correct but I would advise you to say full stop or dot because Americans can't get English right!

Every American I know calls the dot in an abbreviation a dot.
I don't blame you for being wrong, though. You're in Eurofail; you can't help it.

>>193
Thank you for your answer.
The point of this question was that it sounds odd to call . as in Jr. and Mr.
period because period is used to finish a sentence and . in Jr. and Mr. is not at the end of a setence.

Seems like you can call it whatever you like. Thank you.

Do you watch Britain's got talent? Who do you think will win?
I don't know how the winner will be decided on the Final.
If it is decided solely on telephone call, Susan will win.
I think Diversity'll win.

No, not yet! I won't let this thread die yet!

>>195

IMO the "." is just used to indicate an abbreviation, I wouldn't call it
a period but if I had to name it I'd probably say dot.

Mr. is short for Mister, Jr. is short for junior, etc.
(etc. is short for etcetera actually lol.)

okay



BUMP

>>194, 197
Thank you. Sounds like calling it dot is better.

it is called a period when used for grammar. other than that it is called a dot.
sentences end with a period.
web addresses have a dot com

Hey guys!
I've been so shocked by the following video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tayoMXJDWqQ


What do you think about the behavior of those Australians in Japan?

>>200
What do you call . in Jr. and Mr. ?

>>201
I've seen that video before. Seeing this makes me so mad because when I visit Japan, I know I'll be seen as a disrespectful foreigner just like that even though I would never do such a thing.

>>203
That's just because Japan is inherently xenophobic as fuck.

>>201

I think that's ridiculous, those guys are drunk assholes. There's no way
they could be sober. I would never do something like that and I really
hope most Japanese don't picture all foreigners like this.

The weird thing is, those aussie guys look naturally blended into the scenery in the video, just like every other Osaka citizen.
I think you could say he was successfully being integral part of Osaka that morning.

Demi Moore might watch BGT at the venue to see Susan Boyle.
http://talent.itv.com/news/story/item_100196.htm

I love the way her nipple perks up in the photo.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51WE3PRTH1L._SL500.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3BVLs8wciM

Do you know the word, "laodicean?"

>>208
Never heard of the word!

>>208
d'aaawwwww, what a cute, intelligent girl.

The dictionary I normally use doesn't even have that word.
Had to resort to this Webster dictionary from 1913 to find a definition:
Laodicean \La*od`i*ce"an\, a.
Of or pertaining to Laodicea, a city in Phrygia Major; like
the Christians of Laodicea; lukewarm in religion. --Revelation iii. 14-16.
Haven't read that part of the bible yet...

http://www.justin.tv/dragonblades_big_brother

LIVE STREAMING OF BGT.

>>208

Try to spell her last name O_o

A moment before the announcement of who'll win BGT!

http://www.justin.tv/dragonblades_big_brother

Susan lost!!!

>>212
I am sure that you want to marry "Yuki Nagato".

You can do it though she exists in another world.

Diversity came first, Suzan second...

When the MC announced the top three, he said, "I don't announce in order
of who got the most telephone vote. I understand that. Then he announced,
the third, the second and the winner. Is the order totally totally based on
the telephone vote? In the final, the judges don't have says to decide
who'll win?

>>215
I've read somewhere that a guy in Japan actually sued the state to legally recognize
his marriage of a fictional 2D-character. Dunno if he was successful, though.

What I don't understand is that it seems that the half naked dad and son has
good reputations. To, me it's like two chubby persons are dancing.
No more no less. What part of the father and son appeal to British people.
Humor? If British people praise the love between father and son,
I for one would vote for the love between grand daughter and Grand dad.
Forgot the group's name.

And Queen would prefer Suzan to Diversity,

>>215

Maybe someday. What world do you mean? The internet? I largely exist here anyway.

hi!
did you live in England or travel there?
i haven't read all of your blog but i guess you are good at english. right?
if so, i hope you write your blog in english once a month or so.
it's good for you to improve your english,
anyway i'm looking forward to your updates either in english or japanese.
bye for now

What's the difference between this board and dejima?

what's going on here?

>>223

I don't know.

I am drunk.

I wish to have nice sex.

>>224
well good luck w/ that

>>224
You haven't reached legal drinking age, don't you.
You are under arrest!

>>224
Don't we all?

>>226

Fuck I need to hide.

>>227

So true.

>>228
You never cussed before. Maybe being drunk makes you off guard.
I'm sure you'll blush when you read your post, being sober.

yeah! I was very impressed that you had a great command of english,
your english is far better than most junior high students'.
but one thing that i can say is why don't you write "don't know" instead of "dunno",
mates instead of "m8s" and so on.
because most japanese, especially your blog readers, can't understand what you write.
you know, we are not taught how to abbreviate words at school:-(

>>228

I did blush >_> I had 15 shots of whiskey, which I normally don't drink.
Oh well, I guess teenage years are the time to be young and reckless.

>>230

Thanks, I get very good marks in English classes lol. My grammar isn't
perfect but yeah definitely better then some high school students I know.

My head hurts right now D= I fell asleep at 6:00a.m, forced to wake up at noon.

Do you like to dress as a girl?

>>323

me?

>>233
I think you do, right?

>>234

May-bee.

Haven't taken a bath for three days and I'm getting smelly.
It seems like three days is a threshold of whether you stink or not.
After three days of not taking a bath, you are like on a roler coaster
ride to Mr. Stink

aaahhhhhhh
why am i so sad???
anyone!! please please please fill my spiritual void!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is one pointer for you.

The more you use !, the more you look stupid.

thanks.

I want some Canadian.
Is your pronaucation of English is like british? or american?
and how do you spells?

And in Japan, the more you use "w", the more you look stupid.

"ワロスwwwwwwwwww"
This is a typical example of a retarded post.

>>240
>I want some Canadian.
Are there any Canadians here?
>Is your pronaucation of English is like British? or American?
Do you have a British or American accent?
>and how do you spells?
Do you use British spellings or American spellings.

I take it this is what you mean?
I am not from Canada but to answer, since Canada is part of the Americas, they have an North American accent overall. Of course there are the local spellings and accents for any given area, but over all North American English.

磯谷昇太（２２）（京都市伏見区）、
竹田悟史（２５）（同）、
上田拓（２２）（同）、
小畑弘道（２２）（和歌山県紀の川市）、
原田淳平（２１）（大阪府茨木市）、
田中康雄（２１）（京都市伏見区）

京都教育大学の学生です
19歳の女子大生を集団でレイプしました

http://ime.nu/www.asahi.com/kansai/news/OSK200906010037.html

>>242
Thanks for correcting my poor English.
So Canadians say "today" as トゥデイ not like トゥダイ as British?
What is the local spellings? Are they use color or coluor?

>>232
No, but I tried once before.
I tried with my girlfriends clothes and wig.
I looked completely ugly, so I decided not to try again.
If I would have looked cute I would have tried some more times.

>>244
I'm American, but I know some Canadians who spell it "color". Although it could just be a local thing, or just them. I don't know what the standard is there.

No, Canadians use British spellings. So, colour, flavour, etc.

>>241
What's a less retarded way? (笑)?

（猛苦笑）is very polite!

アメリカ人 must have enjoyed prom when he must have lost his verign
in limo.

Canadians can spell it both ways depending on where you are in Canada.

>>242

Yes, I'm Canadian :3

>>245
Watch out, people
we have a poofter here.

>>250
Ok, you are canadian. so please
tell us what part they spell "colour" and what part "color"

>>244
the way most North Americans will say it would be トゥデイ.
although this can differ in different parts of north america. ever heard a new england accent?

It's really silly to try to express English sounds in katakana.
Because you cannot.
That's why kids are saying:
ジス　イズ　ザ　ペン。
ジス　イズ　マイ　ファーストォ　タイムゥ。
What is the point?

:D

American girls think Korean guys are smart, gentle, romantic, sexy and hot.
French girls think Korean guys are perfect as their husband.
Germany girls think Korean guys are mesmerising and interesting to spend time with.
Chinese girls think they prefer to marry Korean guys.
Italian girls think Korean guys are the cutest thing ever.
Japanese girls think Korean guys are better than Jap guys.
Russian girls think Korean guys are passionate and charming.
English girls think Korean guys are beautiful and educated.
Spanish girls think Korean guys are energetic and fun.
Canadian girls think they are the best fans of Korean guys.
Mexican girls think they need Korean guys.

When I was taught the truth Korean guys are quite popular all around the world, I was amazed to see how enthusiastic girls all around
the world were so interested in Korean guys. But I must admit to you that I felt really good at that. :)

Hello fellow English learners, I eventually just found this board, and decided to make a post here. I'm German, does that count?

>>257
Oh, a fellow Man from the country of the Gers.
Na dann willkommen, mein teuerster Herr Nanashi.

>>258
You don't like Germans?

The Gers is a department in the southwest of France, isn't it?

wir mögen Deutsche.

>>260
Ha ha, oh wow. I'm European and didn't know that. I suck.

>>259
I don't know what gave you that idea.
It wasn't my intention to call you a Frenchman,
in case that is something you would consider offensive.

No, I don't especially dislike people from my country.
If you're from Saxony, I might dislike your accent,
but not you as a person.

Well, what else could I expect from a board filled up with Canadians and Japanese.

>>262
Maybe I'm just new to Japanese rhetorics (or whatsoever), but to me your words sounded like a heavy form of sarcasm. No offence, though.

I'm Taiwanese.
And there are many foreign nice guys in this thread. ;)

>>262
Which part of Europe are you from?

>>264
None taken, good sir.
However, I would like to humbly interject that
if I interpret your post correctly,
it appears that you are mistaken;
I do not hail from the Land of the Rising Sun,
I can assure you that I am quite German indeed.
>your words sounded like a heavy form of sarcasm
I see what you mean. War aber nicht boese gemeint.
Really, don't mind me and my sorry excuse for humor,
just enjoy your stay.

>>252

You would spell color "colour" if writing a school essay, or if you live more than 100 kilometers from the border I think. I live very close to the border, so we spell it "color"

No one really cares though.

Korean guys are highly popular among German girls and Taiwanese girls too.
German girls say Korean guys are the most famous Asian country that have hot and sexy guys,
while Taiwanese girls say Korean guys represent Asian guys. Both of them respect Korean guys.
If you search on the net, you'll see how many of them are already mesmerised with Korean guys. :)
One of the reasons why girls all around the world are interested in Korean guys are partly due to Korean Wave.
According to many websites all around the world, the influence of Korean Wave is dominant in the world today.
That's why people, especially girls of course, are greatly intrigued in Korean culture and Korean guys.
If you ask me, another reason is that Korean high-tech cool products are selling big all over the world.
Those products help improve Korea's national brand image. You know, it's quite natural people view Korean people
as highly educated and smart, based on the fact those products are developed by Korean guys. :)
Those two images - sexy and hot, and smart and educated - should be shared among girls all around the world. :P

>>265
Hiya! Where exacly in Taiwan? Maybe Taipei?
I like Rainy Yang, by the way.

What spelling?
Who cares.

>>271
Kavya Shivashankar would like a word with you.

Girls all around the world say they love Korean guys because Korean guys are manly, sexy, smart, gentle and self-confident.
They are perfectly correct. That's why girls all around the world exclaim on the Internet that they want to find a Korean date.
I'm proud of it. :)

GM is finally bankrupt. There's a big chance for Korean auto industry to be successful in American market.
You know, it's said that Hyundai cars are really competitive under the current situation. The news says that
Japanese cars are too costly and chinese cars are too cheap, while Korean cars are quite reasonable, you know,
Korean cars are well equipped, good-designed, and reasonably priced. American people choose to buy Korean cars. :D
I'm quite sure more and more American girls will turn their eyes on Korean guys and see that Korean guys are mesmerising.
A lot of American girls are interested in Korean guys even now, though.
Anyway, I'm proud of it! Korean cars will be sweeping America!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-tjhPqgw8c
this video shows us how good Korean cars really are.

>>268
I've come across something you might enjoy.
http://b.bngi-channel.jp/psp-haruhi/swf/haruhi_swf_sample/yuki512/yuki512.swf

>>276
haha she moves with the mouse

I am strayed NEETs sucked by >>1. what are you and yours talking about,
I can't understand your's difficult words, damn! since I have The fourth class
of english authorization only, this thread calling NEETs, really???

>>278
this thread is for anyone. anyone is welcome except for spammers.

教育的配慮により犯罪を隠蔽し、
教育的配慮により犯罪者を擁護する。

京都教育大学役員

学長　寺田光世　
理事・副学長　武蔵野實
理事・副学長　丹後弘司
理事・事務局長　下林正実
監事　松枝尚哉
監事　金剛育子

>>279
Oh! Of course,I'm not spammerer.
You and this thread member, how generosity! When I walk around vicinity, I am misunderstood as pervert, So I have no Whereabouts.
Moreover, 2chan says Leave NEETs! Boycott NEETs! recently,
I cries more and more cryer and have jet runny nose fire..........!
So I felt like The Light of Supremacy in your reply!!! You made my day in the favor, thanks so long!

Tired talent star Susan Boyle admitted to clinic
http://in.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idINN0127433320090601

Why would 2chan turn on NEETs? Pretty much everyone who uses it is a NEET or is heavily tied to the culture.

so are you.

Obama should make a BUY-KOREA law. American people already can't live a sigle day without Korean high-tech products.
American people need high-tech products at a reasonable price. If Barak Obana didn't do anything, he would leave a mark
as one of the imcompetent presidents in American history. We're aware of the fact that America needs Korea. Korean products
are quite popular among people all over the world now. America should lead the trend. And if America wants to keep itself as a big country,
America should accept as many immigrants from Korea as possible. Only Korean people can keep America's competence, you know, Korean guys
are highly educated. America needs Korean guys. It's all dependent on Obama if he can make America a good country or not.
Many American girls are on Korea's side. Korean guys and America girls should join forces to make Obama make a decision that will make America a better place to live. :)

>>283
I'm back. I am >>278 of NEETing Jananese brat. There must be not existing a lot, because We having more expectation
than our idea about NEET Kingdom of Japan, it is evidence to be turning on, ....
I analyzes it circulates that NEETs prevent the discussion against the people
who is argue seriously, There are a lot of people to have so tragic thought, besides, above all also to be thought by me.
But when seeing from another viewpoint, Boycott disputant against NEET is Netouyo(ネトウヨ) and Netoasa（ネトアサ） so-called,
Netouyo says that the korean residents in japan exiled from korea have considerable number of NEETs
because of they are supported by the tax. On the other hand, Netoasa(they have chinese and korean sympathy in 2chan) says,
Aphasia NEET persons of discriminated village peaple = Netouyo.
In short, they says, NEET = korean residents = discriminated village peaple = Fucking existence!! Sadly, It has become such a conclusion by two power.
How maddy insistence! How foolish guy, they are! Fucking Netouyo fusioned Netoasa of United Union Force!! For instance, to the way of the>>284
above all also to be thought by me. I'm sorry in the slow in writing.
I'm NEET the floatage people who move, right man in the right place is right, thanks Goodbye!

>>274
The surging popularity of Hyundai cars all around the world is surely incredible. Hyundai cars weren't even within the top 10 companies in the auto industry just a decade ago,
but now that Korean high-tech products have developped at an incredible rate, people all around the world view Korea-made stuffs as incredibly nice. The fact that Hyundai is ranked 5th now
indicates that people in the world are quite aware of that. I'm quite sure Korean products will be more successful for the next decade!
I'm proud of it! :)

287ABONEABONEABONE

ABONE

Man this feels so much better.

am a typical hikikomori.
When the relative someone visits my house, I hide in my room. And I'm there while trembling until they return.
Moreover, when the telephone rings I shink back, screaming, and get one of my families to answer the phone.

this spam is as boring as it can get 'cause it lacks creativity. not even annoying anymore.

agh, it's about the korean spammer, but you aren't that original either, kintama..

>>290
agree with you.
the korean spammer is annoying.

>>289
Can I ask you how old you are?
What's your typical day like?

I'm hungry.
Give me chocolate.

Kintama is testicle, I learned. testicle play ball testicle!
This thread facilitate to learn English for Beginner like me.
But The matter is I can't suck my trembling testicle.

>>295
That's a very serious problem.

>>276

Thank you.

I got this for lunch today: http://i42.tinypic.com/2rh5xck.jpg
I'm only eating half and saving the rest for tomorrow. How common is this
sort of lunch in Japan?

>>297
I think that type of sushi is sold in convenient stores besides
being made at home.
It's common it's wrapped by seaweed like this.
http://blogimg.goo.ne.jp/user_image/69/05/34a54c21e1ea8c789d181d8dac472dd6.jpg

I guess ingredients in rice may differ to match Western people's taste.
One thing I noticed is rice seems not to be pressed properly when rolled
because rice look like losing shape. If they're made propery with
proper press, they don't lose shape even if they aren't wrapped by
seaweed. Look at this photo. http://www.jakyoto.com/modules/weblinks/singlelink.php?lid=107

I don't think students eat sushi for lunch. Just my opinion.

>>297
>I'm only eating half and saving the rest for tomorrow.

You mean you want to be slim body?

>>298

Yeah the wrapping is shitty, but it tasted okay.

>>299

Sort of, there also isn't much else in the house to eat.
It's...It's not like it's related to anything else! [o`.']=O

>>289

>>179

>>300
well, calm down, soldier.

no one is to blame you even if you are fat.

Never forget that NORIAKI IS DA REAL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EDJ3Ns-4_A

Sometimes I think 2ch.net should have a better font for displaying Latin characters. My eyes seriously start to hurt when I read large amount of English text here, I have to bring my face close to the monitor and that does not really feel quite right.

>>304
you use a web browser to view? try a 3rd party 2ch viewer, you can change the text and whatnot.

good morning
whatre you going to do today?

>>304
so, for example, which type of font do you think is suitable for 2ch.net?

http://www.orange.ne.jp/~den7/htm/quick.html
http://pkforchrist.org/CursiveFonts/index.html

okay
try to use them.

you are not welcomed

>>307
No, just saying. I know 2ch.net wasn't intended for speaking English nowadays.
But to give you an example on how it could have been, I made a screenshot of a random wikipedia article with good looking Latin characters - http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3411/23055955.png
As you can see, it's about using multiple typefaces for different languages rather that substituting a single one for everything (like this site still does).

>>297
I can tell there's avocado, cucumber in it, but the rest remains a bit unidentifiable.
The white thing in the middle might be cream cheese and the pink stuff looks like (fake?) crabmeat,
but I have no idea what the bright orange stuff is. Salmon?

if you use a Mac....

http://pai.no.land.to/up/src/dgz10101.png_HEcht9VRhQdANhdEwyMx/dgz10101.png


and if you use a 2ch viewer...


http://pai.no.land.to/up/src/dgz10103.png_06hol7T4ISi8EJPRYk8l/dgz10103.png

>>302

Wasn't referring to that =P

>>312

Where can I get the second one, or similar things?

Oh, the second one looks nice. What is it?

>>314
i second this

>>297
Holy shit, I underestimated your weeabooness.

The second one is one of "2ch browsers" for Macintosh, called "Thousand".
You can get it directly from the following link, if you are a Mac user. :)
http://homepage.mac.com/k_natori/Cocoa/downloads/ThousandB171.dmg

There are some cool skins for this browser.
You can also download whatever you want from the following link.:)
http://wikiwiki.jp/thousand/?%A5%B9%A5%AD%A5%F3

If you use Windows, I recommend
http://v2c.s50.xrea.com/
or
http://janesoft.net/janestyle/

>>316
hm, that's a reverse roll... i haven't seen them in a while.
i used to see them all the time while i was working at a sushi restaurant in the states tho.

I'm having lunch at MacDonald's today.
It's been two years since I had a Big Mac last, so I'm really looking forward to it.

i hope someone will translate those "2ch browsers" into English.:)

>>316
It's pretty obvious.

>>316
You came to a Japanese board fully inhabited with Japanese people and called someone on there a weeaboo. No one could underestimate your genius.

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>>323
cool~

I set the default font to Meiryo (it comes with Windows Vista and 7) for Japanese pages in my browser and it looks good

http://img5.imageshack.us/my.php?image=77113545.jpg

You can set it to something else if you don't have that one

NORIAKI IS DA REAL

what do you think about this "Monster Hunter" font?
http://img198.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sn17.png&via=tfrog

I made it myself. :)

>>326-327
You must be イギリス人 because he understands inside out what NORIAKI-ism
is all about other than how COOL COOL TAK is.

I use Thousand

Korean guys are said to be hot, sexy, manly, gentle and romantic.
All the girls around the world would lose no time in finding a Korean date
when they had a chance. They love Samsung smartphones, LG flat TVs and Hyundai cars,
because they think they can feel connected with Korean guys that way. :)
The reason why they think that way is because they see a lot of Korean dramas where Korean guys
use Samsung smartphones, watch TV programs on LG flat TVs, and drive a Hyundai car. In other word,
those girls worship Korean high-tech products. :D
It goes without saying that Korea is leading the high-tech industries now in this day and age. And the more those
girls used Korean products, the deeper their affections with Korean guys became. But Korean guys should keep in mind
that it's kind of a double edged sword, you know, Korean guys are surely popular among girls all over the world today,
but the number of Korean guys who can deal with those girls is limited, you know, there are hundreds of millions of girls
who are interested in Korean guys while the number of Korean guys are less than thirty million. It's impossible for all of those girls
to find a Korean date, no matter how much they love Korean guys... And what Korean guys are afraid of most is that those
girls will feel jealous.. Yeah, girls are looking for a perfect guy, and personally Korean guys can meet their demands, but not enough
of supplies for the demands. So lots and lots of girls are left except for lucky girls who coupled with a Korean guy..
That'd be harsh. But I must admit that I'm proud of being that popular among girls all over the world. :)

Your dearest leader slash whatever Kim Jong-il chose his son Jong-un as the next leader. You should be proud.

http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE55151Z20090602

I have my roots in North Korea.
So, of course I'm really proud of it.:)

stop feeding the troll

I LOL'd

>>330
I'm sorry to say it, but your boast puts me off.

Wise up, man.
NOT ALL GIRLS on this earth are eager to date those
so-called‘hot, sexy, manly, gentle and romantic' KOREAN GUYS.
I, for one, will never adore you korean guys.
N-E-V-E-R.

I am a typical hikikomori.
When I'm about just to go out, if a delivery man comes to my house to deliver luggage, I quickly stop down and conceal myself behind the entrance door, and wait for him to return while trembling.
Moreover, whenever I'm staying indoors in my room and playing a game or wacthing a video, my hand is applied to my penis.

I don't really mind the font, I'm happy as long as it's bright on a dark background.
http://i43.tinypic.com/2lniqnk.png

Those who say they don't like something will be big fans of it, once it comes home to them that it is nice in reality.
This golden rule applies to girls. Watching Korean dramas will get you somewhere, you know, some girls meet a Korean guy
and at first two of them feel against each other and she thinks she will never adore a guy like him and then the guy shows
how good he is in reality and the girl notice she's already fallen in love with him.... She's become a big fan of him.
Yeah, this kind of love story make girls all around the world quite interested in Korean guys. :)

>>316

Calm down killer, I didn't buy this for lunch. My mom came home from the grocery
store and had it. I might as well eat it right? I have only twice voluntarily
eaten sushi by myself- I prefer subway. (http://www.subway.com/subwayroot/index.aspx)
It's tasty.

>>339
subway is the food of the gods

whats this big debate if girls are into korean guys or not? Troll hard enough?

>>340 yes, very agreed. Not only it tastes good, its not as fat as other fast food.

Btw, nice to meet you all, first time on these boards

>>341
'sup. Nice to meet you too.

>whats this big debate if girls are into korean guys or not?

it's not really a debate. Most of the time it's just one guy writing
the same nonsense with small variations over and over again,
month after month, for no discernible reason whatsoever.
Just ignore it. Most of us do.

>>341
'sup. Nice to meet you too.

>whats this big debate if girls are into korean guys or not?
It's Korean Wave. Korean Wave is a trend where girls get enthusiastic about Korean guys.
Most of the time it's girls all around the world writing about Korean guys from as many angles as possible.
Some say Korean guys are hot and sexy, some say Korean guys are smart and educated, and some say Korean guys
are both sexy and smart. Those girls all around the world are enchanted with K-cuisines, K-pops, K-dramas, K-hightech
gadgets, and what not. And we are here to talk about Korea in order to let people know how very popular Korean guys
are all over the world. Just join us. Most of us do.

I am a typical hikikomori.
When I sit in kotatsu and watch a TV quize show, if the chime of entrance rings, I dive in the kotatsu and and wait for stranger to leave while trembling.
Moreover, I always avoid children and because I don't know how I may reply it when I am talked by a child. I am also a child morbid fear!

>>343
I lol'd.

>>344
>Moreover, I always avoid children

Better than stalking them.

>>344
Why fear them? Just rape them into submission.

Or nuke them. With nukes. Get it? Since japan got lolnuked.

Fuck Zapan

>>346
Nip them in the bud while they're still young. Nip those nips.

4ch
恥ずかしい

Sadly, they can't read that.

by the way, Is is true that almost all students in England have to study French as a compulsory subject?

Sorry, Is is = Is it

>>352
Yes. I had to study French and German at the same time. It's funny because I can't speak either language and I'd bet nearly every student that passes French will never be able to speak it anyway

It's funny because French sucks.
The only languages that sound worse are Cantonese, Thai and Korean.

Korean and Japanese sound similar....

Things have been changing in Europe and America. People living there didn't used to pay attention
to the Korean language, but now that Korean economy's become powerful and influential and Korean Wave
attracts girls all around the world, more and more people in America and Europe started to choose Korean
as their second language to learn at school. I think it's a good thing for many people, especially girls,
to get interested in Korea and its language. Those learners should be learning about Korean way of thinking
through language learning. :)

don't feed the troll

>>355
I take umbradge with the idea of Korean sounding worse. You're wrong.
The Korean language is considered it sounds beautiful to human beings.
French, Cantonese, Thai or whatever... Don't you ever mix the Korean language with them.
You're so annoying, You should appologize now.

don't feed the troll

seems gay corean faggots have so much complex against girls lol
so many virgin in corea uh?

just a sad ass faggot stuck in a loop of the same old failed joke

If you mean being popular among girls all over the world is complex, yes, it sure is complex.
Korean guys feel overwhelmed by the surging popularity with girls. Girls keep paying great attention
to Korean guys, saying Korean guys are sexy, manly, hot, smart and romantic. But Korean guys can't explain
why they are so sexy, hot, and romantic. All Korean guys can do for those girls is say to them please watch
Korean dramas. It's really complex to explain why. But I'm sure those girls finally noticed why.
I'm happy for them. :)

DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE DIFFERENCES IN SIZE IN THE WORLD?
http://www.prleap.com/pr/23498/

The study results showed that the average world size penis when erect is 14 centimetres (5.5 inches).
The biggest averages were registered in France 16 cm (6.2 in), Italy 15 cm (5.9 in), Mexico 14.9 cm (5.8 in)
and Spain 14 cm (5.5 in). In the United States, the average is 12.9 cm (5 in) while in Venezuela is 12,7 cm (4.9 in),
and in Brazil is 12.4 cm (4.8 in). The smallest averages were found in India 10.2 cm (3.9 in)
and South Korea 9,6 cm (3.7 in).

http://jeogori.web.fc2.com/
how do u feel about this korean guy? lolol

I don't know why you are talking about penis so sudden. I think you should stop spamming.
Either way, girls all around the world say size isn't everything. Rather, it's how deep your love is that counts.
And I agree with them. Girls all around the world and Korean guys share the idea of the way love should be.
I know. That's why Korean guys are popular with girls, you know, Korean guys are romantic. :)

I'm a american girl but i hate small dick guys lol

I want to know English upper class vocabulary.

>>367
American girls would never make a grammatical mistake like you did in your post.

stop feeding the troll you fags.

in other news, i was cleaning out my now dead grandparent's house, and i found all this way cool old stuff.
such as old coins, and old navy handbooks and metals that where my grandfather's from WW2.

うんこ

>>370
which ships did u granpa service?

>>343
No offense.
You forgot to mention one important thing, the K-plastic-surgery, which is also well-known for making you korean guys just look presentable.
I'm wondering how will K-wave keep on if korean actors/actresses dont get surgery and just show their ugly faces in K-drama? duh

lol
it is culture.

>>372
I think i was once told that he flew aircraft off navy ships to fight imperial japan

>>375
Oh. I think those goods is very valuable.
Can u upload somewhere? Thank you.

>>376
I guess i can take photos the next time that i am there

Fuck Zapan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVLOw55hWXo

pitiful Hwapyung ....

Nobody could be better than Daisaku Ikeda.
As the leader of Soka he leads so many poor people to a better day.
I'm sure that he is quite a right person for the position.
Once, he said that his words were always clear, philosophic, bright and cheerful.
It's true, his words themselves reveal the quintessence of his dharma.

The following link and video show us how smart he really is.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2438915
http://www.toride.org/real/real.htm


what do you think about his genius?

*きんまんこ(Kin-manko) means "golden vagina(or cunt)".

ROFL

According to the news, the number of the hollywood celebs who love Korea has been increasing.
They love to learn the Korean language, wear the Korean traditional outfit, and eat healthful korean cuisines.
I didn't know Korean Wave has spread even among American celebs, too. That's surprising, really. I know ordinary
American girls are quite interested in Korea and Korean guys. It's already proven on the Internet. Many American
girls show their enthusiasm about K guys. That's for sure. But I thought Hollywood celebs would never be interested
in other people than themselves, but it surely occured to them that Korean guys are hot and sexy so they adore Korean guys. :)
Of course, Hollywood celebs have satisfied Korean guys too a certain extent, but I'd say they can do more. Hollywood
should use more Korean guys as actors/actresses. Korean guys and American celebs both will be satisfied that way!
I'm proud of it! :)

>>354
I had to "study" English for ten years and Spanish for four years in school.
The funny thing is, my Japanese is probably already better
than my Spanish was after those 4 years, even though I've
only been at it since February.
Obviously, I've been a bit more successful with English,
but I didn't really learn much of it in school either.

Oh god, school was nothing but colossal waste of my time. I'm so glad that I'll
finally be through with it once and for all in a couple of weeks.

>>368
so... want recommendations for books or other media?

>>383
Why did you have to study them at school? You weren't able to choose Korean?
How sad. You were unlucky. Among people all around the world today, especially girls of course,
learning Korean is a big trend, you know, as I said, even Hollywood celebs show
their great interest in Korean. Don't waste your time. Start now.

In fact, Korea involve Soka Gakkai deeply.
Mr. Ikeda, the leader of Soka Gakkai, has his roots in Korea
and his religious association has exerted a deep influence on Korean guys.
Thanks to Soka, almost all Korean guys can enjoy a more improved quality of their mind.
I'm really proud of it. :)

Mr Ikeda's real name is 成太作（ソンテチャク）.

>>385
I don't give a shit about who Mr. Ikeda is. It doesn't sound like a Korean at all.
Guess you are the one who claimed you were "a american girl". You failed again.

So...what's the Japanese word for "transgender" (transsexual)? Are these people shunned in Japanese society?

Just curious.

>>387
>>386

>>383
Do you use or need big words in everyday life?
Like when you are reading newspaper?

>>388
About Korean guys, there seem some people who do cross-dressing for fun.
I don't understand why, but anyways you can check on Youtube how beautiful
Korean guys are. Do you want me to link you there? I think I can.

transgender is 'sei-tenkan' in japanese.
some people are natively the opposite sex of the onself
and some of them change their sex through operation.

lol oh shit its the korean invasion, their army is INSANE, conscription is the way to go.

>>388 i think its Okama.

Koreans can be hot but in very small parts of the world.

Japs have an advantage, they are better known.

Personally, where I live, its a tourist town in Australia so I hate you both.
Bunch of shit blind drivers.

>>387
what the fuck are you talking about?
I'm not "a american girl".
I'm just one "Soka Gakkai" member. :)

korean has original syndrome called "Hwabyung"
i guess so long history and unique culture can make such illness
i'm so green with envy with it :)
LOLOLOLOL

check this out for more information about Soka Gakkai. :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soka_Gakkai

Seems like some of you here, probably all of them being males, feel jeaouls of Korean guys.
I quite understand. You know, with all the girls around you saying they prefer Korean guys,
males of all countries must feel so. But let me tell you this clearly. Jealousy isn't beautiful.
Before you go against Korean guys, there's something you should do. Beatifying your face, understanding what
being romantic means to girls, trying to get smarter, etc... As I said before, the number of the Korean guys
on this planet isn't enough for girls all around the world who are enthusiastic about Korean guys...
I mean to say, there's still a chance for you to get a girl turn to you if you are serious. Good luck.

"SGI President Daisaku Ikeda has received honorary doctorates from almost 250 accredited academic institutions.
Prominent SGI members include journalist Mariane Pearl,
Grammy Award winners Herbie Hancock and Tina Turner; model Miranda Kerr; and actors Orlando Bloom, Patrick Duffy,
John Astin, Vinessa Shaw."

Many hollywood celebs have complete faith in Soka Gakkai and pray for Mr. Ikeda.
I'm really proud of it. :)

Feel "jeaouls" of korean? u are really good at joke. lol

Beatifying your face?
Look. corean always recommend the cosmetic surgery lol
I'm so sorry about ur ugly face....

I LOL'd

ROFLMAO

http://images.uncyc.org/ja/f/fa/A_typical_korean_toilet.jpg
so small dick can make this
cuz u dont have to hide lol

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e9/ASZS.jpg
korean guy looks so coooooool!!!!!!!!!!

OMG
Korean guys are so cute because they have a so smll cock.

korean is famous as killer, raper, and small dick.
I'm really proud of it. :)

>>403
LOL

>>403
LOLOL
so sexy lol

>>405 sif be proud of that.
be proud of the japs, if it werent for them being so nerd, all the other countries wont copy their tardness to look like a bigger tard. Take Korea and China for example
Copy japanese products, rename it to korean/chinease, profit. Big loop whole of retardness

>>402
cant beleave...
even china is much better

japan is being run past by chinese, koreans and indians.
be careful and strengthen the basis lest we may be left behind.

its said from a few decades ago. lol

>>402
OMG!!
gay country.

Sure is summer in here...

don't feed the troll.

Notice.

We disregard guys who feed the troll.
Also we regard them as the troll even if using fixed handle name.

That's the rule of this thread.

we are reporting the posts of the troll as spam to ban the ip address

hmm I just noticed that thousand has not been posting under my handle. something must have happened to reset it when it crashed a few days ago. I have noticed this just now.

GJ

Is there a difference between VIPPER and DQN?

Obama bluntly rebuked Hamas for terrorism, offering the example of the U.S. civil rights struggle as an alternative.
He also scolded Israel for its occupation of the West Bank, saying the U.S. did not accept "the legitimacy of continued Israeli settlement activity."
He stressed both the Palestinian Authority's responsibility for improving Palestinian governance and Israel's obligation to ease the siege of Gaza and its security regime in the West Bank - though both sides would see the speech as short on specifics.
Still, the audience warmed to a U.S. President using more forceful language on Israel than either of his two predecessors.

ここは日本だ。日本語でしゃべればかやろう

>>421
LOL at the poor jap who can't speak english

Your most favorite hobby is despising human like me.

woah, I think I've got a new favorite rap song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA&fmt=18

>>421
>ここは日本だ。
actually, this site is hosted in the USA.

>>424

lmao, they even gave him that shitty electronic voice which has become
popular among rap stars lately (the one t-pain always uses).

>>425
yeah, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autotune
this tool is why modern music sucks.

>>419
Basically, VIPPERs remain anonymous to hide their idiocy on 2ch while DQNs are moronic enough to be tripfags,
even though the most common attribute among them is stupidity.

>>421

分かりません、ｗ。XD。

英語でおｋ？
日本語はすごいです。。。でも、英語ください。

Hope I did that all right...
Last line should say "Japanese is great...but, English please."

>>428
in that case, you should say "日本語はすごいです... でも、英語でおねがいします。".

"英語ください" mean "give me English" in english.

I think you want something like 日本語は最低だから英語使えよカス。
It's more grammatically correct and polite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXo3NFqkaRM&feature=related
i want a dog like this
"i ra ru"

I want to learn Korean very much. The Korean language sounds beautiful and interesting.
Plus among other things, I think I can get a chance to talk with Korean guys if I speak it. *nose bleed*
Yeah, I'm a big fan of Korean guys, you know, they are amazingly mesmerising and attractive
because they are manly, sexy, hot, smart and romantic, you know. All of my friends, girls of course, say
the things. Those girls are also interested in Korean guys very much. Korean dramas, Korean pops, Korean anime,
and sure fire item, Korean guys! Only those with a good command of Korean can get them all!!
We should learn Korean now!

I have deep respect for Nichiren and Mr. Ikeda.
As you know, what they did have an great influence on the world of Buddhism and the world itself even now.
I long to be converted to Soka Gakkai.
The Daisaku Ikeda's words show us what our life is and how to change the world by changing ourselves.
I'm sure that I can experience a new kind of "human mind evolution" if I become a Soka Gakkai member.
Moreover I think I can talk about something beneficial and interesting with many Soka Gakkai members through testimony meeting.
We should become a Soka Gakkai member now!!

>>431
That dog is amazing.

But I like COCO more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPAuh8wP6Sc

>>429

Oh wow, don't want to say that then.

Thanks! ^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flVAOKVQAyA

OMG
This shiba is sooo cute.

>>428
Obviously your Japanese is improving.

Soka Gakkai International now has a membership of somewhere between 100,000 to 300,000 practitioners in the United States. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Y057QwPtI

>>421, 424
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JitcAwajlNA

Yeah,
As seen above, all 2ch servers are administered by Jim-san in the USA.

And you can talk directly with Jim-san on the following thread.

http://set.bbspink.com/test/read.cgi/erobbs/1238806339/

Kimchi, one of the Korean traditional food, is very popular with New Yorkers now.
That means Korean Wave is sweeping America now. I'm proud of it! :)

If you want to know what's hot and what's not in the world today, you should pay attention to
what's happening in Hollywood and New York. The idea is widely accepted all around the world, you know.
And you can tell Korean Wave is quite popular in both districts. Hollywood celebs and New Yorkers are
greatly interested in Korea now. That means Korea achieved globalization. :)
I'm sure Korean Wave will infect the rest of the states soon and spread all around the world again, with America
being epicenter of the Wave!! I'm proud of it! :)

Fuck Nips and round-eye poor white trash.
Koreans are the best race in this world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVLOw55hWXo

Jim-san is a pervert.

>>443
If small eyes and flat face are the standard of best race,
yes, you Koreans are the best race,
and no other race will contest against you.

>>444
I think so too.

FLEA KOREAN "A cup of coppee please?"
Clerk "What's? Copy?"
FLEA KOREAN "Noooooooooooo!!!!! Coppe eeeeeeee!!!!"
Clerk "I don't know."
Clerk "Are you Japanese?"
FLEA KOREAN "Of course! I'm Zapanese!"
Clerk "Oh...O.K.（You're Korean!!!)"

Korean History Channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptyzc4BQliY

Don't watch this if you are a big fan of Korean guys. :)

韓国ネタいい加減秋田

so, this thread got really poopy and I stopped coming here and
instead I have been watching videos on nico nico. and having a lot of fun there.
nico nico is so awesome fun and i'm glad i gave it a try.

>>449

Chinese/Koreans are irresponsible in the rice field?

>_>

>>451
韓国　Korean
ネタ　topic(s)
いい加減　already
秋田→飽きた　got old a long time ago

>>452

Ah okay. My dictionary translated いい加減　as "irresponsible" lol.

I would like to announce that I've just finished my first loli manga translation.
It took a lot of dictionary work and 8 hours to do the 26 pages, but it's done.
I think it came out pretty well for a first attempt.
I'm going to celebrate by jacking off.

Why do Japanese now use question marks, when か indicates a question anyway, so to use a question mark is redundant?
Also, I have seen some Japanese putting spaces in between words, like これは　これは, or something like that. It isn't widespread,
but I have seen it a few times.
This is ridiculous! It's like if I started typing like this in English, or
if I started using two question marks every time, understand?? Ok?? got it??

Why do English speakers use question marks when a word order in English like "auxiliary verb-subject-verb-object" indicates a question anyway?

か does not necessarily indicate a question, it largely depends on context. For instance:

A: 彼女はもう寝てしまいました。 She's gone to bed.
B: そうですか、もう寝てしまいましたか。　Okay

I accidentally hit the 「書き込む」

そうですか？= Valid?
そうですか。 = All right.

again.........orz anyway,

B: そうですか、もう寝てしまいましたか。　Okay, she's already asleep.

Neither of the かs in B does not pose a question, but just confirm what the other said,
so sometimes it is necessary to put a question mark to differenciate from one another, I think.

>>457-60
Thanks for the explanations, I understand it better now.
But it is a new usage, right? It didn't exist before, say 1990 or so, right?

I'm not sure if it's a new thing.
People don't really use many question marks in formal writing, so I believe it's rather a casual usage, at least.

>>461
> But it is a new usage, right? It didn't exist before, say 1990 or so, right?

I'm positive that the usage existed before 1990.
The following is a quote from Soseki's "Kokoro," which was first published in 1914.

> 「そうですか。――そう、それはいうはずがありませんね、始めて会ったあなたに。
> いう必要がないんだから」

I don't see any question mark there.

me neither.

Oops, I was mistaken... I only read >>460 before I posted >>463.

Anyway, we definitely used question marks after "か" before 1990.

http://maglog.jp/bousure639/7000060995400uf.MP3
any thoughts about this guy's pronunciation.

>>460

You have it a tad wrong, the direct translation of そうですか。is
"Is that so?" In English this is called a rhetorical question, it is still
a question but you aren't expecting an answer.

>>467
It's too American, but it's quite good otherwise. I just don't like American accents.
He can produce the l/r sounds and differentiate between them, which is a common problem
Japanese people have when speaking English. The only thing that sounded a bit funny was how he
said "can't", to my ear.

■■■■■■■■■下記の英文、訳してくれないか。頼む
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Oneself does not register himself/herself with Yahoo Auctions and cannot exhibit it.
I am made with material and data to exhibit it and am running out of time with the pressure.
（There is much it unexpectedly）
It is troublesome, and the exchanges / the business of the auction wants to avoid teaching another
person personal information（There are much these unexpectedly, too）

Of the thing which purchased Miss till concert ticket and admission ticket of
the famous artist became disused,

but want there is not Yahoo Auctions exhibition qualification, and is high,
and to sell it to somebody.

I want to sell a book, but it is common that "even a hard cover book" suffers from only 10 yen - 30 yen if,
for example, a book is off, but I do not bring myself to sell it in this
(there are many such opinions)
and it is higher and wants to sell it.

It is a shame that I throw away a disused thing lying in the home and it is high
and wants to sell it if I can sell it.

How is such one?

your post is off-topic.

■■■■■■■■■上の訳は、下記でいいいかな

●自分はヤフーオークションには登録していないし、出品できない。
●出品するための素材やデータづくりに、多忙で時間もない。（意外に多いです）
●オークションのやり取り・取引も面倒だし、個人情報を他人に教えるのは避けたい（これも意外に多いです）
●ミスチルなど有名アーティストのコンサートチケットや入場券を購入したものの不用になってしまったが、ヤフオク出品資格が無く誰かに高く売ってもらいたい。
●本を売りたいが、例えばブックオフだと『ハードカバー本』ですら１０円〜３０円にしかならないのが一般的ですが、これでは売る気にならないし（こうした意見が多いです）、もっと高く売りたい。
●家庭に眠る不用な物を捨てるのはもったいないし、売れるなら高く売りたい。
●そんな方、いかがですか。

>>469
Where are you from?
It sounds obvious you're not American, though.

I'm a typical hikikomori.
I've been 40 years old this year.but I'm still a virgin.
I have never gone with any girl up to now. and I have not even talked with woman not to mention the clasp of woman's hand.
I cannot help masturbating while seeing woman's photograph.
So I have hided in my room for 30 years and kept masturbated earnestly.
But noone can laugh acornfully at my life, because those memories are valuable memories just like a casket in my youth!!

Just jerk off

I have a question about an important thing for girls all around the world.
The thing is, why do Korean guys mesmerise girls all around the world so deeply?
I can't solve the problem - It's too complicated, isn't it? Please shed any light on this.

>>474
why are you being hikikomori, unemployed ?
and how you get money to live ?
from your parents ?
are you rich ?

if you have much money already, you don't need to work forcedly
and just buy schoolgirls by money as "enjo kousai".

It is said that there are over 3 million hikikomoris in Japan.

>>476
That's a good question. I've been thinking about it too.
Girls are tough to understand, aren't they? Sadly, but I haven't reached
the answer(s) either. There will come someone who can teach us why girls all around
the world are so mesmerised with Korean guys! :)

Korean kimuchi was not tasty.....
japanese was better.
sweet and hot...

I just want to eat kimuchi....gaaaaaaaaah

>>479
I think there's something about Korean guys that attract every girl from any country.
We know Korean guys are popular among girls all over the world, but we haven't noticed why!
If we solve the question, then we can learn from Korean guys and follow suit! :)

>>473
Britain.
No one likes America except Americans and idiots who copy them and fetishise
their mass exported culture.

>>482
English people doesnt call their contry 'Britain'.

They call it England.

I found a website the other day in which a British bloger exclaimed love for Korean guys.
According to her, British girls are all mesmerised with Korean guys. When I read her, I was
totally surprised at the fact that Korean guys popularity had already been sweeping Brits as well. :)

>>470
lol I love babelfish.

What's babelfish? Do you think it's also in Korea?

>>483
I'm not from England.
I said Britain as I don't assume you would know of Wales?

>>487
oh
wales
Ok
I will upload my prononciation.

>>487
I've a friend who lives in Brecon, lol

>>468
A question can be a rhetorical question just to assert or deny something in Japanese, too,
but this そうですか (without a question mark) serves as a back-channel feedback just like "Ah okay"
and sounds different from a question or a rhetorical question when it's voiced.

That's not a big problem. It's how much you like Korean guys that counts.
Where you're from comes second. So don't worry about it any more.

Why do Korean people mesmerise brits girls? I'd like to know!!

>>476
Hey You!! I think that your question a little wrong!
South Korea guys don't mesmerise girls all over the world but South Korea girls enchant guys all over the world.
If I say it more clearly, Kim Yu-na in South Korea charm guys all over the world.
Because Kim YU-na is the most beauty and well-shaped among the all women in all parts of the world.
Do you understand? and do you know Kim Yu-na in South Korea?

>>492
I don't think trolling in a second language works unless you're familiar with the language.
>>493
She's the ugliest person I have ever seen.

A flower, in the guarden, is beautiful, is of a rose, and is gold you know .
I don't understand the message because I don't have no thought.

Fuck dirty Brits, Nips and white trash.

Koreans are the best race in this world.
No matter what you say, this is the unwavering truth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVLOw55hWXo

>>469
This guy is like "god" in another thread because he sounds like native speaker to other Japanese lol

A pseudo Brit again?

>>467
When he said "can't", it sounded like "can"
He said "halp" instead of "help"
Said "arn" instead of "aren't"

I didn't understand the word(s) after "human types"

This guy's biggest problem is that he isn't pronouncing the "T" after the "N"

>>499
Forgot to add

His voice sounds weird because he is going lower and higher too much, even more than a girl would!

>>487
You have celtic origine?
Do you feel rivalry against England or Anglo Saxon?

>>501
I don't like them. The remnants of Imperialism are still here today. We are nominally still
a part of the 'British Empire', we still 'swear allegiance to the Queen'.
But I won't go into that. It must all sound very strange to Japanese people.

>>502
I am sorry that you feel that us English, as individuals, oppress you.
Is every Englishman truly an evangelist for the monarchy?

>>503
Maybe not, but you're dirty buggers all the same.

>>467
Quite frankly, without any regards to context (read: no sugarcoating) it sounds pretty bad.
It has very odd intonation, weird timing, and the pronunciation is iffy.
Still, his English is better than my Japanese.

And no, it doesn't sound American at all. I suspect the guy who said that
should talk to his doctor about getting a mental health evaluation.
Of course, if he's from Wales, I guess he can't help it.

This thread have been monitored by someone.

>>490

Okay I see, thank you.

>>506

What makes you think that?

English as dialects within England is fiercely diverse.
Each language within England island made English language change unhesitantly.
am i right?

Korean guys are considered to be really hot. That's why they are horribly popular among girls all over the world.
If you ask girls around you about Korean guys, I'm sure they'll say good things about Korean guys because Korean guys
already have stolen their hearts. You can't stop this trend. As a result, some funny things started to happen on
the Internet world, you know, other males all around the world than Korean guys themselves feel jealous and so try their best
to belittle Korean achivements. Girls around the world seem to get disgusted with such people. Having said that, those girls are
treasures of Korea because they are doing anything to protect Korean guys from such evil people who feel jealous. I'm proud of those fangirls of Korean guys. :)

A: Where is my book? I put it on my desk last week, but it is gone.
B: I don't know.
A: Oh, my God. Somebody has taken it away and made it his own.
Oh, sh*t! Oh, my book, oh, my book!
Where is my book, where is my book?
There! Oh, my god. *There is my book!
C, *there is my book on your desk.
What does this mean?
C: I don't know. I didn't take your book.
Somebody took it and put it on my desk.

Native speakers, are the two sentenses with * mark grammatically wrong?

korean young people are beautiful.
their skin is beautiful.
they eat pepper-hot food.
it makes them perspirate a lot and perspiration makes their body washed from within.

�@It worries him very much.
�AHe is worried with it very much.
�BHe is very worried about it.

native speakers, is their anything grammatically wrong with �A?

>>512
Not sure if it's actually wrong, but it definitely sounds strange.

>>512
Correction: He is worried about it very much.

>>510

1st *: Although there is nothing grammatically wrong with that part, it's a strange way to say it. "There's my book!" sounds better
2nd *: I'm not sure what this is supposed to mean, but I can try to correct it anyway. Either "That's my book on your desk" or "That book on your desk is mine"

Most educated people would say Korea is a highly advanced nation in this world.
Compared to England, where people suffer from economic downturn, Korean economy is
healthy and powerful. No offence meant, but I believe Korea will take the place of England sooner or later
as economic super power. England doesn't have world-level hightech makers, vesel-constructors, auto-makers, etc.
Their monetary system - such as banks and insurance companies - have been hit by huge wave of economic crisis.
So it might be wise for Korea to set England as the first step to become the world best economic body.
Korea can look down on England within a few years. And next comes a new generation of English girls who fully respect Korean guys
and rush to find a Korean date. I'm proud of it! :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X02WMNoHSm8

If you could travel through time to any era, past or future,
what time would you travel to?

Most educated people in world except korea would say korea is a Developing Country.
I feel pity for it. :(

>>515
Youre trying dishonoring Korea
like too much appraisement.
is that right ?

but it's too noisy...
nobody has interest with korea.

just fuck red kimuchi manko.

No matter what >>515 says,
I'm sure that >>515 is a non-Korean spammer who has a strong anti-Korea sentiment.
>>515's post is nothing except for spam to make us hate Koreans.

>>516
I'd travel to the far future

>>516
I would like to travel future.
At least 1000 years leter.

I am interested in many things in that era.
Vehicle, medical science, technology, so forth.

*travel future -> travel to future
*leter -> later

I made mistake.

travel to future - > travel to the future
technology, so forth -> technology, and so forth

>>521
>I would like to travel future.
>At least 1000 years leter.
>I am interested in many things in that era.
>Vehicle, medical science, technology, so forth.

I would like to travel to the future,
to at least 1000 years from now.
I am interested in what that future would look like.
The vehicles, the medical science, the technology, and so forth...

>>522
>I made mistake.

I made a mistake.

except you listed more than one, so use, "I made mistakes."

>>517
You moron. According to the famous Korean newspaper, Korea is now ranked within 13 th wealthy country
and aims higher than it's positioned now. If you are English, I should make you understand.
English newspaper annoyed Korean people just a few months ago,
so why can't I get even with English people this time in return? English people had it comming. Korean people
have the right to laugh at England because England laughed at Korea. It's all their fault.

so i just downloaded the game ゆめにっき. not sure what i'm doing yet

According to the famous Korean newspaper,
According to the famous Korean newspaper,
According to the famous Korean newspaper,
According to the famous Korean newspaper,
According to the famous Korean newspaper,
According to the famous Korean newspaper,
According to the famous Korean newspaper,
According to the famous Korean newspaper,


means worthless, unreliable, and nothing

>>527
I take it you are >>517. You bastard, it's far more reliable and worthy than you are.
The news used the objective data. It's called statistic. Can you understand what it means?
No? It's so sad you are under-educated.

>>528
I'm not >>517 fuckn asshole

I love ゆめにっき, because playing the game makes me feel the same as when I see psychedelic art.

You can do whatever you like to do.
There's no obvious purpose.

Korea is a really friendly country to most countries in the world, so if you understand Korea doesn't like English and hate Japan,
don't worry. Korean guys are really gentle to girls all around the world, and I'm sure that's why they love Korea. :)
There are always reasons why those who are hated are hated. Japan doesn't appologize to Korea for what they did in WW2, and England
laughed at Korea. See? They need to understand why they are hated. I'm sure most of you here understand.

don't feed the troll

just add the NG-word "korea"
then everything will be ok

damn Japanese why not killing every gay korean in WWII lol

>>534
Japan should appologize to all over the world for it lolol

ＬＯＬＯＬ

Korea doesn't like English and hate Japan,

Hey! plz hate Australia as well!! It's a nice country, too!!! ROFL

>Japan doesn't appologize to Korea
>Japan doesn't appologize to Korea
>Japan doesn't appologize to Korea
Fuck you.

24 May 1990. Emperor Akihito.
"Reflecting upon the suffering that your people underwent during this unfortunate period,
which was brought about by our nation, I cannot but feel the deepest remorse"

8 October 1998. Prime Minister Keizo Obuchi.
"Looking back on the relations between Japan and the Republic of Korea during this century,
Prime Minister Obuchi regarded in a spirit of humility the fact of history that Japan caused,
during a certain period in the past, tremendous damage and suffering to the people of the Republic of Korea through its colonial rule, and expressed his deep remorse and heartfelt apology for this fact.
President Kim accepted with sincerity this statement of Prime Minister Obuchi's recognition of history and expressed his appreciation for it.
He also expressed his view that the present calls upon both countries to overcome their unfortunate history and to build a future-oriented relationship based on reconciliation as well as good-neighborly and friendly cooperation"

October 15, 2001. Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.
"During the talks, President Kim highly appreciated the words of the Prime Minister Koizumi at Sodaemun Independence Park, in which he expressed remorse and apology for Japan's colonial domination"

>>534
You should have fucking thought twice before posting, moron.
Japan couldn't touch Korea now. Korea has become stronger and bigger.
Korea will avenge deaths of its ancestors. Japan will be sorry.

Anyway, as far as I can remember, England doesn't seem to have big and influential
high-tech companies, does it? Their economy was heavily dependent on monetary.

Even our toilet paper is much better than korean newspaper.

reporting you all for IP bans

he is hwa byunging lol

>>537
Australia hates Japan. So there's nothing for Korea to hate Australia. Korea and Australia are good friends.

>>531
why do you hate japan? we are not interested in korea lol
you better realize that your hatred is made up owing to your country's fucked up nationalism education.
Because YOU, yourself have never experienced WW2 and there is no way to have that kind of stupid anger on us
if you werent educated that way.
You was just taught to hate japan to reinforce korean nationalism for diplomatic reason.

I heard that In Korea, more than half of male population is Gay.
horrible....

I think he just has an inferiority complex
because much of their modern culture, technology, etc. comes from Japan,
regardless of what many anti-Japanese Koreans say.

So just ignore him, OK?

okay.
don't feed the troll.

I heard that In Korea, almost of all people eat doggs.
horrible....
maybe they smells doggie deposit

so many blanks lol

really good

병신ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

pan ni hamu hasamunida.

죽어. 병신아.

>>515>>531
넌 한국의 수치다.

>>523-524
thank you for your advice.

is there anyone who plays ゆめにっき?

>>556
I watched the playing video in NicoNico Douga
but I didn't think I would like to play it by myself.
it seems better to watch the game with thousands of everyone's comments.than playing at single.
same as MUGEN.

>>556
i just started playing it
>>526

its terrible game
stop wasting time

It's true that the ending of the game is terrible.
but I don't entirely agree with you.

well i'm going to bed

have a nice dream.

I am the god of fire.

hey guys,
how often do you shave your hair around ass hole ?

never

>>564
Is your hair around ass hole the shaved one? Isn't it the cut one?
Or isn't it the pulled out one with tweezer?

>>566
shaving is best.
but sometimes it's itchy after shaving.

I'm a typical hikikomori.
My memories in youth is only to jerk off.
It is not an exaggeration to say that I will have poured all of the life into the masturbation!!
Though I am cowardly like a person who cannot even talk with the woman in the real world, in my onanizum vietual world, I am a resolute soldier!!
In my onanizum kingdom, I occasionally make love to 1000 women at night.
Even if I make love to all women in all parts of the world at the same time in the world, I might be quite weariless.
Of course, noone can laugh acornfully at my life, because those memories are valuable memories just like a casket in my youth!!

>>568
you should declear yourself Korean
before you say you are hikikomori first.

>>556
I don't, but I've seen a video of it on Nico,
and it looks amazing. I'll definitely give it a
try at some point in the future.

>>570
How do people overseas get to know Nico Nico in the first place?
It's that it is popular with anime fans overseas?

Check out the German version of Nico video.
http://de.nicovideo.jp/

>>572
Nicodouga supports German, Spanish, Taiwanese but not English. I wonder why.

>>573
You do realize what would happen if it supported English?
Hint: /b/

whats wroooooooong with shitted ass hairs!?

>>467
Can you write it down what the guy said

ass hairy males are so angry that they will force you to be pressed your nose and mouth into their ass valley

/b/tards are very ....

>>574
I don't think Hiroyuki cares about 4chan. He just wanted it to be different.

http://www.itmedia.co.jp/news/articles/0803/05/news132_2.html

Hiroyuki's beard looks so odd.

>>573
Nico would go to hell if it supported English

>>571
Me, I've watched a couple of videos on YouTube where
the description said "original video is here:" followed
by a link to the video on nicovideo.jp.
After that happened to me for the fifth time or so, I
decided to register an account there.

>>572
thanks, but I prefer using the Japanese version, that way
I pick up more of the language.
It would've been nice if they'd already had that when I first
encountered the site, though. Would've made it a lot
easier to get through the registration forms.

I just jerked off.

To Hiroyuki.

>>582
I see. I think I've seen the descriptions, too.
And I've seen the opposite, too which is, in nico nico, this vid is from
Youtube.

What kind of Japanese videos do you watch in both Youtube and nico nico?
Videos where Japanese play a video game?

Hey, native English speakers!
In the following video, Empress Michiko makes a speech in English.

http://fnn.fujitv.co.jp/news/headlines/articles/CONN00156402.html

What do you think about Empress Michiko's pronunciation?

ya nico nico douga is very popular.
I read once in an article of an interview with the head of niconico, that he said niconico was not making much money so he delayed the english interface to save on bandwidth costs because many people can understand english from all over the world.
>>586
very very good. she must practice a lot.

>>585
On YouTube, I basically just watch videos I was linked to
from other websites.
As for nico nico, what brought me into it were videos like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za-ygHJ3J8E&fmt=18
I guess I mostly watch music videos nowadays,
but also all kinds of other stuff you can find on there.
Also, I've been getting more and more into Touhou lately,
and of course Nico Nico is a goldmine for anything related to those games.

>>586
Your Majesty!!

Is it OK to address the Empress as "Your Majesty"?

Or should we use the word "Her Majesty"?

"Your Majesty" when you're speaking to them directly.
"His/Her Majesty" when you're speaking to someone else about them.

MADs bring people to nico nico douga.

>>592
and Hatsune Miku vids

I am a typical hikikomori.
I have an anxiety recently.I am 40 years old this year.
My mother annoyingly told me that I must have miai. Of course, it is an event of the another world for me to love match. therefore, I realized if I get married I can do nothing without miai marriage.
But I am terribly affraid how to make love to the wife if I married by any chance because I have not gotten into her pants.
If I make my wife sit on by my side and intensely masturbate while seeing her nude, Can you say that it is sex ?
Or, I may as well go to soapland and learn how to sex from the soap girl?

>>586
She sounds like she is going to cry
So delicate!

>>573

Maybe they don't want to antagonize Youtube or they somehow get more money
by putting up those other languages.

>>586

Her pronunciation is awesome. Although, the fluctuating volume of her voice
made it difficult to hear some parts of her speech.

Korean guys are considered awsome all around the world. Speaking of the recent event, however, America is the most fascinated
by Korean guys, you know, it's quite obvious - Kimchi is amazingly popular among New Yorkers and Hollywood celebs show their interest
in Korea and its cultures, some of them seem to be learning Korean. What's hot in New York will be hot everywhere in the world.
It goes without saying Korea has more than its share of the world popularity.
I'm proud of it! :)

So, tell me why America is so interested in Korea and Korean guys all of a sudden?
Or was it I who were too ignorant of Korean guys being popular years ago? According to wikipedia,
Korean Wave has been sweeping the world for several years, but I didn't know Korea has this much influence
on American people already. I guess most of those fans of Korean guys are of course girls. Am I correct?

>>599
America is a society which immigrants made, so there are many peoples out there in America.
What's more, I'm sure you know a black man finally became president. One of the Korean news paper
says an immigrant from Korea or a Korean decendant will be the President of the United States of America
within 30 years. I'm dreaming of a Korean American president ruling America. America will do anything for Korea,
and Korea will do something for America in return. Both countries can keep wealthy that way.

>>600
Some ultra nationalists in America would say there's no chance a Korean guy become President, but
the same thing was said before Obama become one. Anyway, what Korea should do now is increase the number of
the American people who love Korea so much they will sacrifice themselves in order to get all of America enchanted
with Korea. I think Korea is doing really good from this perspective. Korean Wave has influenced lots of Americans already.
We should keep saying to America, "Yes, you can". Yeah, America should keep changing. :)

>>601
I agree with you completely. Allow me to add one more thing. Korea should increase Korean immigrants
in America. More and more Korean people get citizenship of America and more and more influence on America is promised.
Lots of Korean immigrants live in L.A already, but it's just one state. Korea should go inward of America and
I'm sure they will lead America to change more.

>>602
That's a nice idea. The Korean government shouldn't let America close/narrow the door to becoming citizen of America.
Concerning citizenship, I read good news the other day. Lots of Korean people can seem to get citizenship through army.
It's the first step in the right direction, isn't it?

This has probably been asked before, but does the Korea spammer
frequent other threads and boards? I recall seeing posts of a similar
nature on other boards, particularly the country boards for Korea/China.

>>603
Yep. Korea should achieve two things at least - a) increasing the popularity of Korea in America,
and b) increading political influence on America. I think Korea is still half way done. Increasing
the presence of Korea in America will help Korea thrive more!

I didn't know talking about one topic was considered spamming. How disgusting stereotype is.

He is just masturbating.
Let him along and just ignore.

LOL
korean onani- is so terrible

No racial discrimination against Korea is allowed here.

Does this board have moderators?

Why Japan didn't a holocaust in korea?
It's the largest mistake of this country....

There are no moderators on 2ch, but people do get banned from it for spamming.

This is a thread named "a chat in English". As long as you use English, you can talk about
any topic you like. That's the rule. No other language is allowed here. Still any topic is ok.
So talking about Korea is ok. If you don't like it, then you should build a specific themed thread.

I suppose you could consider 運営 and 削除人 as moderators, but they rarely intervene.

What does めりけん@夏学期 mean?

>>611
Yep. Jap should extinguish the damn peninsula.
then the world would be more marvelous lol

Let's burn coreans as fuel lol
throw nuke in kimch country

See, everyone? Super nationalists like 616-617 are miserable.
Jealousy is ugly. Respectful is beatiful. So I hope all of the people here
will be respectful. I pay great respect for Korea. It's because I want to be respectful.
That's all.

>>618
I like your attitude towards life. Yeah, we should respect each other.

I heard about Unit 731.
Killed so many corean like piss of shit.
Japan really did good job.
I'm proud of it. :)

I hate racists. I don't know about the reason why they are racists, because I am NOT a racist,
but about the reason why there is those who hate Korean.
Perhaps, It might have no racists of Korean, if all Korean and Korean-Japanese people have
good manner such like Mr. Kanemoto of Hanshin Tigers who is a good leader.
They have many problem for us, contains our and their attitude.
I am NOT a racist but hate extraordinary behavior of Korean people, for example, burnning
Hinomaru.

korean guys raped vietnamese in vietnam war.
yeah, we should have exterminate koreans in WW2 for vietnamese...

I hate racists and korea :)

I am reporting the spammers posts for IP ban.

There are no solution of the problem between crazy Korean and racists for Korean.
I think that they are low intelligence, and that they are similar to one another.
The crazies feels the racists is offensive attitude for them and vice versa.

... I am an beginner of English writer. I have many mistake of English grammer...
Sorry. orz.

>>615
めりけん is a nickname my sis gave me because I acted too much like an American.
It's an old Japanese slang for Americans. I suppose I've lived in the States for too long.
夏学期 just means I'm taking summer courses right now.

>>623
It's a famous joke lol

>>588
I see. The description of the video says Kirby rolled or something.
I hope I'm not the victim of it.

>>629
It's a joke that has been around for the last year or two.
The idea is that you trick someone into seeing an annoying video when you tell them it's something else.
The original name for this was Rickroll (because the video was a Rick Astley song) but now they put "roll" on the end of a word that describes the video. For example

New Final Fantasy trailer! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za-ygHJ3J8E

>>604
Who would want to/ could trace him?

>>598-603
죽어. 병신아.

>>603, 605
왜 일본인은 오만한가
당신은어떻게 생각합니까?

NKorea sentences 2 US journalists to 12 years jail
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/08/AR2009060800089.html?hpid=topnews

>SEOUL, South Korea -- North Korea's top court has convicted two U.S. journalists,
>and sentenced them to 12 years in labor prison, the country's state news agency reported Monday.

Hmm, what's your opinion on this?

ttp://www.foxnews.com/images/522436/4_62_b320.jpg

One girl is kinda hot. The other one, I don't know.

>>635
really?

>>635
I can tell the right one is from Korea.
Don't think White/Black American can tell, though.
Well, just wait... I didn't mean to ask if the women were hot. lol

>>627
You have a perfect score in TOEIC, don't you?

I have seen the image of your official certificate in another thread
of which the title I cannot remember.

this is quite the maze
http://www.theneitherworld.com/yumenikki/guides/images/redmaze.png

it makes me go mad

>>634
I don't think America will pay attention to whether the jornalists are freed or not, but
I guess N.Korea will use them as decoy. I mean, when America really try to put monetary sanctions,
N.K will threaten America by saying something like "if you don't want them dead, then don't do it" or
something. North Korea is a tough negociator in a way. They will lose nothing with it. No, it's more
like gain. It takes advantage of democratic nations. If Obama chooses to take a strong attitude against
N.K, which means the two might be dead, then American people will boo Obama. So he's left no choice but
to obey what Kim John ill says. It's complicated. Really. While America has its eyes on east Asia, N.K
developped ICBM. And America is swamped even now, what with GM going bankrupt and Al cuaida pulling strings behind..

How many people do you think think World War 3 will happen in 21st century?

>>638
> You have a perfect score in TOEIC, don't you?

That's true. This doesn't mean much to me, though.
I took the test only because I had to teach a TOEIC prep course
at my previous job.

I'm a typical hikikomori.
Since I was born, I have never talked with women except my mother.
However, my love experience is indeed abundant.
What this reason do you understand?
In the other word, My love experiences are all unrequited loves.
But those are splendid love experiences. I believe so!
Ohh...I talk with her... tie to the hand her... walk on the beach with her... and sang a song of "Oh Bunereri♪" with her♪
This was all of me in youth. But noone can ridicule a casket in my youth!?
And, who can ridicule my casket in youth?

I'm a typical hikikomori.
Since I was born, I have never talked with women except my mother.
My love experiences are all unrequited loves!!
Ohh...I talk with her... tie to the hand her... walk on the beach with her... and sang a song of "Oh Bunereri♪" with her♪ That is all in my delusion.
But noone can ridicule a casket in my youth!!

So fucking what?

I think it's slightly better than the Korean spammer, though, becuase it's still new.

this is just korean.
koreans are crazy coz of their dog eating.
their brain being infected by dog poison...

I'm a typical hikikomori.
Ohh...I always talk with her... alwayw tie to the hand her... always walk on the beach with her... and alays sang a song of "Oh Bunereri♪" with her♪ That is all in my delusion.

Oh Bunereri ♪ please tell me where is your house ?
My house is in Switzerland♪
And that is near one beautiful lake♪
Ya hoo hoo tourarara♪Ya hoo hoo tourarara♪
Ya hoo hoo tourarara♪Ya hoo hoo tourarara♪
Ya hoo hoo ♪

But noone can ridicule a casket in my youth!!

>>629-630
nah, I really did mean videos in that style.
It's just that this video was the first thing I could think of,
and I knew there was a copy of it on Youtube with that title.

By the way, it strikes me as a bit strange how much people in Japan seem to
worry about this TOEIC stuff. I assumed it was just something particular
to this board, but I looked it up and apparently more than a million Japanese
take the test every year.
How come? Do employers in Japan really regard this test as something very important?

DO NOT EAT DOGS. FUCKING KOREANS.
Koreans should eat canned dog foods or something similar.

>>650
A lot of companies see this as a valid and reliable measure of English proficiency when it's not really that thorough.
It basically tests receptive skills such as grammar, listening and reading comprehension but doesn't deal with writing
or speaking skills. So a good score does not necessarily mean well-balanced fluecy in English.
Still, it's better than nothing, I think.

hán guó rén hé zhōng guó rén hé fǎ guó rén dōu chī gŏu.
dàn shì, zhǐ yŏu rì bĕn rén bù chī gŏu.
dào dǐ zĕn me le?

Vietnamese?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktliKVYO_II
His Japanese is quite good.

>>630
I know Rickroll. Actually I was Rickrolled before, but thanks for
the explanation.

If you're a game person and into Japanese games.
I'd recommend you check this video on Youtube.
This is about a video game sold exclusively in Japan and it's flying
off the shelves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8XSGqO7vwk&feature=related

>>650

>>652 explains it very well.
TOEIC is the most popular test used to measure English proficiency here.
As you know TOEFL is a test to show your fluency to American university.
But TOEFL is too difficult and if you don't go to US university,
there's no point in taking the test. So Japan's bussines arena asked to make another
test. That's how TOEIC was born. TOEFL and TOEIC test are made by the
same American organization.

I heard almost 90% examinees are Japanese and Korean.
I heard Korean English fever is more serious than Japanese.
They even made a large scale English village where English learners
stay for quite a long time and only English is allowed to speak in.

I'm sure Noiaki is God of all games.
He's nothing except for DA REAL.

>>643

As far as I can tell your English is exemplary, I'm pretty impressed. =)

Btw guys, I forgot who is DA REAL, could someone remind me?

>>658
Come on. How can you live without knowing who is DA REAL?
イギリス人 would have whipped your butt 1000 times but I'm kind enough
to tell you who's DA REAL. It's NORIAKI. NORIAKI IS DA REAL.
Inscribe it on your desk not to forget it. OK?

And don't forget who's the COOLest, too. It's TAK aka COOL TAK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elMhIijsFuo&feature=related

イギリス人 may be cool, but he's not even in COOL TAK's league.
He has a framed photo of COOL TAK and worships him.

oh man
http://9to5mac.com/livepanel.html
1pm eastern

>>658
He's as COOL as the Korean spammer. That's all you have to know about him.

whats spammer, dear 661?

>>659
I'm really touched by his song and coolosity.
I can't stop my tears...

>>662
A spammer? A person who floods a thread with junk posts and usually ends up getting banned.

IMHO, it's not an exaggeration to say that Noriaki is as cool as COOL TAK.
Today, there are literally hundreds of meretricious songs in the so-called J-Pop culture.
In such circumstance, now only Noriaki can make real music.
okay, check more of Noriaki's interviews and videos.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=docqkEMKD70
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm2986168
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK-GGQ7AtU4
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6485099



They reveal what his philosophy is.
you know, Noriaki has made a philosophy about "music culture" in the process of pursuing his music career and DA REAL.

Keep in mind that Noriaki is DA REAL.

Korean guys are viewed as really fascinating and enchanting by those girls all around the world
who know the surging popularity of Korean Wave has been changing the world for the better. Those girls
are really enthusiastic when they find a Korean-related videos on Youtube and tend to leave fantastic comments.
That's really nice. I want to let them all know Korean guys read their favorable comments when they watch those
videos. Korean guys appreciate how loyal girls all around the world are to Korean guys. I feel really content. :)

>>666
왜 일본인은 오만한가.
당신은 어떻게 생각합니까?

How do you feel about this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gUDibEz5dM
Sorry, forgot link

>>659
I don't have any photos of COOL TAK, unfortunately. I do, however, have
some miniature statues of him, made from Blu-Tack. Such a versatile and
wonderful material. It's impossible to capture the essence of Noriaki in
Blu-tack though.

Thank you everyone, now I will never forget who DA REAL is.

sparky says hello guys.
he also wants me to add that he is not a fag.
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/l_f25e1e71d7f697d0f575a222fceb7ab2.jpg

>>670
Since I've never heard of Blu-Tack, I googled.
It sounds like a useful thing when you put something on the wall.
It is orginally made from UK. That's great.
it's almost as cool as COOL TAK.

I'll definately download tons of his image from the net and print them out,
and put them on the wall using Blu-Tack.

You made some miniature statues of him? Your creative juice never cease to flowing. Cool!
You sure have COOL TAK-ism. Whether you're as cool as him or not is another story, though.
No one can match him after all.

You have to learn more about the essences of NORIAKI-ism.
Don't forget you have a mission to spread NORIKI-ism and COOL TAK-ism
in Russia when you visit there.

>>672
I've seen the photo. You posted it here without his permission, didn't you?
As a person who wants to be as cool as COOL TAK, that doesn' sound cool.
But anyway, I hope he's doing well. Although I don't want him to com back
here and post random bombardment of comments...

>>>663
You were in tears when you watched his video? That's a sure sign that
you have the spirit of COOL TAK-ism. Welcome to the club.

>>665
I agree. NORIAKI is the only one who is somewhere close to him reagarding
how cool he is. You should visit Russia with イギリス人 to spread NORIAKI-ism.
throughout the country.

Blu-Tak represents the essence of English guys as they attract and never let go various types of girls all around the world.
They are sticky and gluey but handy and versatile. Many girls love English guys, you know, because girls need those qualities in life after all.
And don't forget English guys are very romantic as well! They naturally magnetise and mesmerise girls as much as Blu-Tak holds things tight, and of course they are very pleasant to be around.
You know, Blu-Tak may or may not be very high-tech but it is loved all over the world for a very obvious reason. They just love it.
Come on, you know once you use Blu-Tak, you can't live without it, and the same applies to English guys!
I'm proud of it. :)

マンセー

You mean 만세?

>>669
Their Japanese pronunciation is quite bad.
Especially the middle aged woman with a perm sounds so odd.
I can't understand what she's saying without subtitles at all.

Livining in Japan, I've never heard of Noriaki coz he's not famous at all among ordinary Japanese people.
So don't over-exaggerate. Enough of the hyperbole.

yea, I have never heard such a name.

You two have no sense of humor.

chinko, chinpo = cock, dick
manko = pussy, cunt

Inkei = Penis
chitsu = vagina

I thought pussy is verb.
like a pushing something.... lol

Humor isn't an excuse for telling lies.

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　　　　　　　　　"You can hardly be a 2ch user unless you can tell the truth from lies."
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbo5rODUg6c)

you guys mean i told a lie?
I've never told a lie.

well, obviously it is a lie.
But what i said about pussy is not a lie.
Cause of that is my English skill is poor.

Don't worry.
I don't think you were lying.

"Pussy" and "Pushy" are, in a manner , similar .

That make sense.

We, people of the thread, try to write messages in English hardly.
people remember erotic words in every languages easy.
What do you know about Kumamoto in Swahiri?

I don't think it's gone too far to expect people who don't know much about japan
to tell the truth about whether a singer is broadly accepted or not.

http://stream.qtv.apple.com/events/jun/0906paowdnv/m_0906jhoiudvfvn_650_ref.mov
fuck year!

>>682
I laughed my ass off when I saw the word "manko" for the first time
and found out what it means in Japanese.
When I was a kid, one of my favorite board games was called "Manko-Mania".

Btw,　can foreigner see Ascii Art?

like this

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　　　　(　･ω･)　　I am wearing Kimono.
　　　　ﾊ∨/^ヽ
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>>692
so, what does manko-mania mean?

i have almost beat the game ゆめにっき
sooooooooon

>>692
lol

Is it Scheide-Mania?

>>694
well, Manko can mean either financial loss or (physical, mental etc.) shortcoming in German.
The game was about trying to lose as much money as possible, basically reverse Monopoly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=lheVXBUhOKg

Listen to this beautiful song.
When I listened to this for the first time, I realized that Africa is really the mother of all people.

also,
cock, dick = Schwanz (シュヴァンツ)
pussy = Muschi (like 虫)
cunt = Fotze

I am a typical hikikomori.
I have an unrequited lover now.
But I want not to make love to her. The reason for it is that I'm shameful because I don't know how to sex. I'm up for do my platonic association with her.
It is a pastoral love like "O Vreneli"!!

O Vreneli♪ my pretty one♪♪ pray tell me where's your home?♪
My home it is in Switzerland♪♪ It's made of wood and stone.♪♪
My home it is in Switzerland♪♪ It's made of wood and stone.♪♪
ya ho ho tourarara♪♪ya ho ho tourarara♪♪
ya ho ho tourarara♪♪ya ho ho tourarara♪♪
ya ho ho♪

ut noone can ridicule a precious casket in my heat!!

>>693
Of course.
Why not?

>>700
Sounds like you're kind of happy about being a hikikomori, which is not really typical of them,
but I think it's an adimirable attitude to have towards facing a life crisis.

>>699
schwanz, maybe it is related to the word "schlong"?
it sounds cool, (you know, like "schwarz", japanese nerds' favorite german word)
it would make a good band name or videogame title in japan.
Schwanz Fotze would make a total badass name for an anime villain.

>>703
...and suddenly, I *really* want to make a video game and sell it in Japan.

>>701
Because you have to select an appropriate font to display Ascii Art correctly
even if non-Japanease OS can display Japanease font.

>>693

Yes, we can.

>>705

I just told firefox to read 2ch in Shift_JIS encoding.

I wonder if アメリカ人 went to Prom and had a gangbang.

If this AsciiArt and Jpeg file look different, font setting is wrong.


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http://www.geocities.co.jp/HeartLand-Yurinoki/1836/mona03.jpg

I am a typical hikikomori.
I have an unrequited lover now.
Though I want not to make love to her. The reason for it is not only that I'm shameful because I don't know how to sex, but also that I want not to to make her dirty by my penis .
I'm up for do my platonic association with her.
It is a pastoral love like "O Vreneli"!!

O Vreneli♪ my pretty one♪♪ pray tell me where's your home?♪
My home it is in Switzerland♪♪ It's made of wood and stone.♪♪
My home it is in Switzerland♪♪ It's made of wood and stone.♪♪
ya ho ho tourarara♪♪ya ho ho tourarara♪♪
ya ho ho tourarara♪♪ya ho ho tourarara♪♪
ya ho ho♪

I want not to make her dirty at all, because she is fresh and straight, as divided the bamboo.
By the way, it is her initialed C.H.
I think C.H is the most excellent creature in the metagalaxy...
But noone can ridicule a precious casket in my heat!!

I am a typical hikikomori.
>>709
Postscript:
It is C of her initial C.H. this is C of "chi". Please don't make a mistake.
And Please give me the request If you want to learn her name in fuller detail by all means.

>>707

Yes and he was the object of penetration for the gangbang. I was there.

>>711
You went all the way to Chicago to screw him?
That's the spirit, dude.

test

I'm back! Quickly, read this article about me: http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=10746
I can't write for too long; the wifi connection in this jail cell is quite spotty.

Hotspot shield doesn't work anymore, so I haven't been able to post for a long time now.
I did go to prom and had a kickass orgy with Tennessean. *high five bro*
(My friends and I actually rented hotel rooms, went to parties and did other things... shhhh)

I am a typical hikikomori.
I have an unrequited lover now. And my current feeling is just like lyrics "あなたの心に" my current feelings.
I am in the midst of love therefore I can translate the lyrics into English better than anyone.

Supporse♪♪ there is a fresh♪ wind in your nice mind♪♪
And if♪♪ it's just like ♪a wind of beautiful spring♪♪
I wish to receive the wind alone♪♪
eternally♪♪ eternally♪♪ Oh eternally♪♪

Supporse♪♪ there is blue♪ sky in your bright mind♪♪
And if♪♪ it's just like ♪peaceflu and shine sky♪♪
I wish to climb to the sky alone♪♪
eternally♪♪ eternally♪♪ Oh eternally♪♪

Supporse♪♪ there is a culm♪ sea in your wide mind♪♪
And though♪♪ if it's just ♪ like a sea of tears♪♪
I wish to swim arround the sea alone♪♪
eternally♪♪ eternally♪♪ Oh eternally♪♪

How bout? Nobody can be sure to translate into English better than this.
The lyrics good fit the rhythm!! I want you to sing it by all means!

>>715

You should write a book.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Za-V_lhwGg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZd_gS-Gm0E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAwR6w2TgxY

These are the works of someone named "Pogo".
In addition to what's on his YouTube account, there are more free, downloadable mp3s on his site:

http://www.last.fm/music/Pogo

Just look for the ones that say "free download"

>>717
Pogo is fricken awesome. I grabbed his album "Wonderland" a few weeks ago
and it makes for really trippy bus rides.
And this'll just blow your mind: http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=20&cols=20&id=pAwR6w2TgxY&startZoom=1

>>672
Please don't tell me that's actually Sparky...

ahh the ending to ゆめにっき is sad

>>719
it is indeed. he linked us that from his myspace.
he was in the #/g/tv chatroom

i thought he was mexican or something

Korean guys are said to be fantastic and cool. That sure is true.
Many girls all around the world are already mesmerised with Korean guys.
I didn't know why they are interested that much, but I found out lately.
It's Korean Wave that worked for them. Korean Wave, the term used to mean
the surging popularity of Korea all over the world, is made mainly of Korean
dramas, Korean pop music, and Korean games/movies, etc. At first, only Korean celebs were
super popular among girls all over the world, but as time went by, those girls started
to get interested in ordinary Korean guys because they thought they would have a chance
to meet real Korean guys, and eager to find a Korean guy. Those fans of Korean guys
are really active on the Internet. You can check how very popular Korean guys are by reading
Youtube comments. They say Korean guys are hot, sexy, manly, smart, and beautiful.
It's a good thing, don't you think? In my humble opinion, the populartity of Korean guys
will be more broadly known in a matter of time. I'm proud of it! :)

＞Korean guys

ゲッ！！
ファビョッてる奴がいる。

>>724
Let me translate it into English.

"Yeah, Korean guys are really popular among girls all over the world."

I'm sure this is correct. :)

>>725
Maybe you are wrong.
Hope someone will translate it correctly.

>>726
it says:
"Oh Yeah!
Oh, the pleasure of being cummed inside!"

>>714
Are you in jail now?
I told you 100 times not to download the free panty detection software
to you i-pod touch. Once you download it, you can't resist using it.

Seems like the administrator of Japanprobe loves to write a blog entry
about a panty thief. Doesn't he have panty fetish himself, or he just
wants to warn you, a fellow Chicagoan not to go overboard? But it's too
late.

>>726
It was kind of context-based. So more precisely, it's "Yes, Korean guys are
amazingly hot (that's why they are popular with girls around the world)".

>>723
Oh really? All around the world? Except asia too?
　
I don't know well about Korean guys.
But I have good images to Korean guys. Its as fuzzy images.
Almost Korean guys images imported for pop cult look like clean and earnest I feel.
Imported images for pop cult are not deep. It is superficial. Almost foreign public figures images too.
I seem that almost FANs cannot understand real nuances.
So FANs can choose only pieces of images of to wish for them by themselves.

Bushed women are addicted to such media.
They don't want ALL.
They want to dream to believe to hope that wonderful world (differ than homeland JAPAN) exist somewhere in the earth.
Only superficial is great for dreaming!　:)

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일제하 반민족적인 친일 매판자본가들의 부의 축적
이어 해방이후 그들의 변신,
이어 반공을 내세운 극우 수구세력들과 저들과의 야합,
그리고 이들에게 빌붙어 부의 떡고물을 확대 재생산해 온 무리들.
대한민국의 부는 거의 저들의 손아귀에 안에 있으니 하는 말 아닌가.

>>673
>>719
actually sparky does know i posted that photo.
he gave me several. i picked that one because it was the best... as sad as that is.
most of the photos were of him wearing a women's skirt.
I am not shitting you......
he seems quite proud of it and likes to show it off.

>>733
It's not the matter of whether he knows you posted it here or not but
it's the matter of whether he gave you permission beforehand.
It's time to post your own photo, firestar the appleseed. ^^

firestar must be a geek guy.

>>735
indeed

by the way,were' going to get our bonus on next Monday.I'm looking foward to.
So,Do you have any plan for your bonus? Are you going to buy something?
I'm going to buy tent and I want to go camping this summer.

>>733
Is Sparky from Scotland?
If he is, it's not so surprising for a male to wear a skirt, is it?

>>737
I have never got bonus.

>>737
Wow! That's nice! I envy you!
I cannot get bonus because I'm working part-time job...omg
　
>>717
ohhhh So cute!
And I remembered this to hear that. Do you know?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HikIGUkziI

I have a nice psychedelic video for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4DWRyRgJo4

>>741
ohh Funny XD
Thanks

Hello,can i join in this chat?

Please please don't tell me you're a middle-aged man.

Everyone is welcome to join except for spammers.

Thanks.i'm a uni student.
i want to practice my ENGLISH.I'm not good at ENGLISH,so i maybe make many mistakes,sorry.

>>746
What's your major?English?

You post through mobile?

i magered in pharmacy,however i wanna be not a pharmacist but a study worker.

>>744
What's wrong with middle aged men?
I'm a middle aged man and my job is a panty thief.
One of my customers lives in Chicago.

>>746
Put a space after a comma and a period.

>>748
YES.I dont have money to buy a PC.

I like everything except for panty thieves.

It's going to rain tommorow. Rainny season is coming.
I don't like rainny day ,though.

>>753 Me too, coz my room stink on a rainy day lol

I don't mind rainy weather. Going outside sucks, but
staying indoors is pretty cool because there're no screaming
children on the playground next to my apartment building.

>>750
What!? You a panty thief?
Like a >>714's video? lol
Please no more sin!! Amen! ;D
　
Rather I like rainy days. Rainy sounds and smells. It feels good.
But my shabby old apartment always leaks whenever it rains. XO

As long as you don't throw in too many emoticons and exclamations,
you can be an old fag as much as you want.

Whose fag !? XO　Never want!

>>756
In going out, rain makes a small pool in your room. lol
u should move a s a possible. X(

Never forget that NORIAKI IS DA REAL

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm2986168

>>738
he is not

>>749

I majored in pharmacy, however I want to be a scholar and not a pharmacist.

(I'm assuming "study worker" means scholar, I've never seen that word before...)

Results 1 - 22 of 22 for "a study worker". (0.38 seconds)

>>756
There's a word for the smell of rain... "Petrichor".

>>755

Every picture I have seen of the German countryside is beautiful.
I wouldn't mind living in a place like that.

Akita Inu is sooo cute...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXsAoOEegsw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXDwr8fdT3c

Now I'm really looking forward to this movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg26JhOFvDs

I have a penis.

Too bad it will never serve its purpose.

>>750
I wonder who that could be...

I graduate high school tomorrow! While there are so many different foreigners posting here
(very cool btw, I never expected to find such interesting diversity on 2ch), I was wondering
if prom exists in non-US high schools? For the Americans here, I was wondering what you thought about prom?
Personally I think people put too much emphasis on it. Some kids treat it like the culmination of their entire
life up to that point.
I never asked my host sister, but it doesn't seem to me that their would be prom in Japanese high schools.

test

Oh, I can post now. I had to pay $33 to start posting on 2ch again since my IP was
blocked like two years ago. I used to post on the English board as スコットランド人.

I had always wanted to start posting on 2ch again since my Japanese has improved
to the point that I can actually understand what's going on in threads on other boards,
so I used this thing: http://2ch.tora3.net/. I doubt anyone actually remembers me though.

So, what's up with you guys? Does Magibon still post here now that she's all e-famous and stuff?

>>767

Maybe it's better that way. I personally could care less about mine...

;_;

>>769
Yes I had prom and I went with the best looking girl (she asked me)

>>773 Forgot to say that I'm from England

>>773

British courting rituals are interesting indeed!

>>775
No, it's just me. (laughs)

>>759
Yeah I wanna do so.
But I can't move in the present.
Because a constellation fortunetelling on the magazine of TV programs suggests me
"Your star sign is not good for the move this year".
So I'll move next year. Its my fun now.

>>764
Oh thanks.
Petrichor! sounds like good word. I keep it in mind.

>>771
I remember you of course. I remember you were sometimes asked questions about
Scotland's view about England and Anglo Saxon. Haven't you post a facility
that looks like Opera house in Sydney? You said it's called something like armadillo?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2331/2109077663_5cfb98ebf9_m.jpg

Magibon hasn't been around here. She seems to be in Japan now. After being invited to
Youtube's event or another event, she seems to be in Japan. I think she's been in Japan for
months. Yesterday, she uploaded her new vid on Youtube after a long while but no clues where she is.
It's sure the video wasn't recorded in her room. She hasn't update her blog so no clues.
In March, If I remember correctly, she appeared in her thread in Youtube board in 2ch.

What's up with him?

ttp://www.appbank.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/d0033598_220402.jpg

>>771
You could form a terro... I mean freedom fighting group... with the Welsh guy,
and plan to overthrow the oppressive English government!

>>769
It's not really seen as anything significant, over here. A lot of schools
and colleges have proms, but they're not really something widely marketed.

Please someone help me
I cant understand what the woman saying in the video below from 9:27 to 9:50
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDsVQL37kMQ&feature=fvw

out of my league. so, your help is great. thx

You know, as I said before, Korean economy is gaining power these days.
According to the Korean news papar, England and Canada are ranked 9th and 10th exporters now,
and Korea is now 11th. But Korea is going up, while Eng and Can are going down. I think it's
a matter of time before Korea catches up with those two countries that used to be thought as a
large exporters. It's natural, of course, Korea has many famous high-tech companies and vesel-constructors
and iron companies, etc. Korea has laid the ground work for playing the dominant role as huge exporter
of high-tech products. I'm proud of it! :)

>>778
Haha, yeah. That was me. I'm surprised you remembered that much.

And yeah, the Clyde Auditorium is nowhere near as impressive as the Sydney Opera House
and the architects deny that they took any inspiration from it, but I find that hard to believe.

I think the last time I was here, Magibon was just a normal person with a tripcode.
All this stuff with her being on GyaO and doing photoshoots all because of her weird
Youtube staring videos is pretty unexpected.

Maybe I should post videos of myself staring at the camera and speaking in broken Japanese
so I can meet Yaguchi Mari too.

>>780
Terrorism isn't really needed now that we can do it democratically.

I'm really not looking forward to next year's independence referendum though. The SNP hasn't focused
on the issue nearly as much as they should have and too many people are still neutral or pro-union.

Opinion polls on the issue have put it at around 50/50, but there has been literally no mention of it in the press
aside from a few hints that there'll be a referendum. I'll be voting yes, but I feel like the party is going to lose a
lot of credibility if they don't get at least close to half of the population voting for independence.

>>779
He becomes so cute v
This picture is disgusting. lol

Personally, I'm worried the popularity of Korean guys among girls all over the world is increasing at an alarming rate.
Those girls get carried away when they find a video in which Korean guys smile at them. It's only a video! You know what I mean?
If they meet a real Korean guy. I'm sure they'll faint. And it's all Korean guys fault because Korean guys are hot, manly, romantic,
sexy and smart... I don't want to imagine those enthusiastic fangirls who are crazy about Korean guys get around Korean guys no matter where
Korean guys go. They will follow Korean guys anywhere. There's no privacy there, isn't there!? It's tough to be popular. But I must admit
it's a good thing to have those loyal girls. Just admire Korean guys. Don't bagger them, Ok?

how does the suffix 性 modify nouns? I can understand it when it changes something into a noun from an adjective but not noun to noun.

There's a bunch out there but the only things I can think of are 経済性、現実性 and it seems like the meaning is kind of close to -ness (except -ness is only for adjectives)

Does that mean it changes things into an abstract noun? Is 高さ also an abstract noun? If so does that mean さ is basically 性? I'm so confused.

>>786
I don't know how you learn Japanese grammar but as a Japanese speaker,
I will explain what I thought.
You can think suffix　性 is 性 as in 性質, meaning character/quality.
When you say 論理性, it means how much something has character/quality of
論理 (logic), meaning how logical something is.

経済性 how economical something is
現実性 how realistic something is
論理性 how logiacal something is
危険性 how dangerous something is
関連性 how relevant something is to ---
規則性 how regular/how much regurality some thing has
安全性 how safe something is

>Is 高さ also an abstract noun?
Yeah, I think so.
>If so does that mean さ is basically 性?
さ is something that change adjective to noun.

Perfume ended.

>>785
Why do all male and female Koreans have bowl cuts?

>>789
How's been Susan Boyle fever? She's from Scotland, right?
Do you have any inside stories about her?
I heard British people are fed up with her news and most of all people
making fuss about her is people in North America.

>>765
Yeah, it's a nice patch of land we've got here.
I live in Hamburg though, a large city in the
northern flatlands, so it's not like I've got
a mountain panorama in front of my window or anything.
But there's lots of green, so I'm happy:
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/839/hpim0010t.jpg

>>780
Same here. Most schools have proms and all, but it's not
really considered a big deal like it seems to be in the U.S.

>>781
There, wrote a transcript for you. It's very incorrect English
(fake Chinglish) though, so don't bother overanalyzing it.

You not in Florida anymore, cowboy. Dis Roanapur.
Understand what I saying? Our opponents,
they not like punks you know who get off on making grafitti on subway wall,
and neither are we, motherfucker. We all make living by killing.
You continue being cheap with us, you can go after them alone and see what happen.
Understand what I telling you?

>>790
Is she more famous in the US now? I heard she was going to attend a celebrity event there
but had to turn it down due to the rules of the competition, but that's about it.

Most of the people I know actually like her. But the media doesn't seem to.

I haven't heard much about her since the end of the competition. I personally feel really sorry
for her. The British media loves to bully people, especially when they would be otherwise popular.
The media obviously had something against her and their campaign to stop her from winning the
competition that she deserved to win was successful.

Even Lily Allen was bitching about her, claiming that she can't sing. Lily Allen. The girl with a Down's
syndrome face who basically whines in her horrible cockney trash accent about how much of a gold-digging
druggy slut she is along with simple backing tracks. I'm not really a fan, as you might have gathered.

And I think it's silly how a generic dance group won the competition. There was nothing British
about their act either. A bunch of wannabe Americans trying to be ghetto or something.

>>792
What I heard is that North American people can get less info about Suzan
because of less media coverage in US and Canada than UK. CNN and other major network's
interviews with her on the following days of her first appearance in BGT isn't enough
for people there as far as I know.

I heard she'll appear in Opra Winfrey show, one of the most popular talk shows in America,
so she'll get even more popular. Actually I checked the next day of the final of BGT
how popular she is worldwide. In all regions of Youtube's region setting,
BGT's video was high on the views ranking. She's now famouse worldwide.

As for the winnner, I think Diversity deserves it becase Suzan wasn't that good
in the final. Maybe the impact she made in the first appearance was too strong.
I guess Queen wants to she her perform in front of her than the dance group.

She's still a good singer and no doubt that her CD will sell around the world.
I know she's a church volunteer and unemployed. Does that mean she lives on
welfare benefits?

>>793
Yeah, I'd like to see her release an album or something. And I'm not entirely
sure about her financial situation, but if she's unemployed, then I assume she's
living on welfare, yeah.

I don't necessarily think that Susan Boyle was the best act in that competition,
but there certainly were better ones than Diversity and that other dance group.
They also rejected a lot of great acts at the auditions in favour of a lot of dumb
ones. It's almost as if they wanted to ensure that only a few handpicked acts would
reach the final from the start. I mean, they let through a crossdressing fat guy who
dances to Shakira, but rejected so many people with actual talent. It was a farce.

Prom was practically mandatory at my school. People made such a fuss about it. They thought that everyone should get a date
for it even if you don't know the person or have never spoken to them before.
I didn't go because I was a total badass back then (or at least me and my friends thought we were).

>>782
Yes, Korea is now viewed as an economically strong country all over the world.
I wouldn't be surprised if Korea had already caught up with those two countries.
Anyway, it seems Korea is going to beat them sooner than I expected. :P

>>785
I understand perfectly. Korean popularity is too fast to believe. In Europe, in America,
in Asia, I mean anywhere in this world, Korean guys are considered to be hot, sexy, manly,
romantic and everything. Even though what girls all around the world say is correct, it's
kind of tough to deal with those enthusiastic fangirls. They'll be like "Wow! It's a Korean guy! *nosebleeds"
when they meet a Korean guy in person. Korean guys should say, "oh, calm down, I'm no different than ordinary
guys out there", and what they'll get in return is "no! Korean guys are no ordinary! You are the living proof!"
or something along those lines. Of course, those girls are correct, but they'd go overboard. But keep reminding yourself
that Korean guys are too sexy and hot for girls all around the world to control themselves when they meet Korean guys.
I hope you'll deal with girls properly, though I'm not worried even one bit. Korean guys are quite gentle to girls!! :)

We should learn a lot from Korean guys about why they are so hot and manly.
If we can solve the secret(s), we'll have a chance to get back some of the attention
girls all around the world paid to Korean guys. You may say we are no match for Korean guys.
That's for sure, but there's something we could do.

>>796-797
죽어. 병신아.

I bought an electric guitar and amplifier because of K-ON. Did anyone else?

I just have played it from 16.
But this year I haven't touched my guiter once.
It's good for start playing again.

Playing the guitar is what faggots do.
If you're a man, go out and play baseball.
Ichiro rules. Jimmy Hendrix is a faggot.

Only gay americans play baseball.
tedious and boring sports
oh, it shouldn't be called as "sports" lol

>>801
who the hell will be still able to play baseball after retired?
playing instruments is a lifelong hobby!!

>>803
Ichiro is hot while Jimi Hendrix is not. Yes, I'm a man.

>>803
Ichiro never retires. I can predict his batting results in 2054 when he's 80 years old.

Average: 327
Stealing base: 28
HR:5

I am a typical hikikomori.
When I heared the noise from the entrance, I stiffen frighteningly.
I hide in the closet with stealthy steps so that I'm not noticed by visitor.
When hiding in the closet, if I hear the ring of chimes many times, I feel stop my heart for fear.
Then, I pray to the god.
｢My God. Please eliminate the visitor early. ｣

Moreover when I go to the house-gate to take the newspaper, I am very frightened, because I may be seen by the passer-by.
I lower my body more than brick walls and walk timidly.
And when I hear some footsteps outside the wall, I stiffen and wait passer-by's passing.

But no one can laugh at me!!!

>>806
Did you post in a Skype thread?

>>806
hahahahahahaha

I'm going to go out to buy cigarettes.
This is the first time to go out in this week.
I lead almost the same life as >>806.

Where is k-tan?

anybody here likes AKB48?

>>811
I don't like pop music.
However they are good to masturbate to.

Do you know there is "chat in english" also in 2ch Chinese board.
I guess that the >>806 must be the author of this thread.
And my guess is right. Because both are mine.

http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/china/1244623989/l50

>>799

I have both but I have yet to play them rofl.

Maybe one day, my big thing is the piano.

Hello everybody! How are you

>>815

Drunk again.

<3 Smirnoff Vodka.

>>815
As popular as we have been among girls all over the world. :)

well my city's hockey team won the cup.

>>818
Correct me if I'm wrong but the name of the hockey team is Panty Stealers
or Panty sniffers maybe? Wait. Those are the names of pro baseball teams in Chicago
if my memory serves right? I'm mixed up.
Anyway, is it an all American competion or limited to Pittsburgh?
Wait. You are from Philadelphia? I remember someone is from Pittsburgh.
I'm really mixed up.

Hello. I'm a slightly old user of Chat in English. I used to come here
back when it was part 8 or so.

Enough about that... I was trying to learn Japanese back then, but I had
to put that goal on hold because of United States education laws.
(They don't offer Japanese classes in school here) Is Japanese useful?
I would really like to be able to participate here on 2ch.

Part 8 should date back to 2004 or 2005, you are the old fart of the residents.
To answer your question, yes, if you want to communicate with Japanese people on 2ch.

>>820
Your English doesn't look like that of a native English speaker.
I think "user of Chat in English" sounds awkward. User?
The last line sounds awkward, too. But this is just my opinion, who is
just an English learner. Probably I'm wrong.

It takes a lot of time, efforts and patience to learn a foreign language.
So, unless studying Japanese is at the top of your list in your life,
I think it's better to spend your time on something more fun than studying a
foreign language.

I personally regret that I've spent too much time on studying English.
I'm NEET so studying English in my free time, which is all day is better than
doing online game or just killing my time reading 2ch threads, but it's
miserable I can't put my English to practical use other than this thread.

>>822

Sorry... English is indeed my native language, but it's really late at
night here in America, and I'm not able to think straight for some
reason. Let me try to reword that post... Ummm...

I used to contribute to these "Chat in English" threads since whatever
number it was 1 year ago. (Not 8, but I'm going to say it was like 30
or something. I don't have the best of memory when I'm tired)

But to add on to the Japanese classes part, they do in fact offer
Japanese classes at school, but you have to be incredibly smart to
get into them. I guess to cut down on the posers and those who want
to learn it to be cool, and let the smart people who actually want to
be in those classes to learn.

>>823
If you're eager to communicate with Japanese people in 2ch, learning it
does help but in some threads and boards, people use many 2ch jargon, which
is grammatically incorrect sentenses are involved.

In some threads and boards, they aren't so contaminated with 2ch jargon.
It depends. Sorry for looking on the negative side. It's my character.

If you're motivated, why not try? In my opinion, learning basic Japanese
in classes is ideal. Japanese people who post here in English at least
study English at school for 6 years. Sorry for babbling. Good luck.

wow!
are you guys native??how to study?

>>820
Every Japanese class I've heard about makes them seem pretty useless.
I've found it much more efficient, easy and fun to just study freely.
Instead of doing boring general stuff, read, translate and understand things that interest you.
Then there are specialized approaches, like alljapaneseallthetime.com (a very interesting site to read).

Personally, I haven't been studying "properly" recently. The textbook I have is just too boring.
I've been translating manga. The hardest part is definitely grammar.
For example:
全く・・・1週間ぶりに　学校来たかと思えば、
何そんな　オイシイ顔に　なってんだよ。
俺を笑い死に　させる気か？
I easily understood the second two lines, but I'm about to kill myself over the first. I just can't understand it.

In the end, no matter how you learn, for anything even remotely close to basic literacy,
you'll still need to drill well over 2000 kanji and their readings into your head by memorization.
It's a long, unforgiving road, and you need to ask yourself both
whether you can dedicate months to intense study of vocabulary and characters,
and also how much you would truly benefit from learning Japanese.

The best time to learn a language is five years ago. If you truly want to learn,
start dedicating yourself today and you'll thank yourself later on.

>>823
There are ways to learn Japanese online for free

I just noticed how awkward that first line sounds. That's what happens when you write at 4 AM.
Sleepy time.

>>826
I have a doubt that you could understand the meaning of オイシイ。
Because it's a very new word and it contains several meanings at the same time.

I can explain it to you, if you dont mind my poor english writing skills. lol

>>829
Please do. Anything that helps my understanding is good.

(except it's 4:50am now. I spent too much time reading about kanji learning and
how some "experts" predict that, the way things are going, Japanese may eventually
abandon kanji altogether. Anyways, I'm really going to bed this time.)

>>830
Alright, I will try : )
おいしい normally means deliciouse, but when it is written in Katakana オイシイ you have to think other meanings.

It's kinda hard to define it in sentence...... The word is mostly used for situations.
When the situation is オイシイ、 it means the situation is very favorable, lucky to be in that sort of situation
,,,obvioucely, you dont want to miss it,, so you wanna eat it up.
I think you can see how the meaning has changed.

But, then what does オイシイ顔 means.
In Japan, there is comedy style called "Manzai　漫才", a pair of people talk about some general topic.
one guy is Boke(ボケ) who says or act like stupid and the other guy is Tsukkomi（ツッコミ） who propers ボケ's stupidity.
And for comedians, on Japanese TV shows(like talk show, not when they are doing 漫才) , obviously it is オイシイ
if you could find a chance to ボケる and invite laughes.

So...オイシイ顔 means funny in general, but not just funny.
It is fuuny because there is a lot to give ツッコミ。 We call that ツッコミどころ満載, full of issues to give ツッコミ。

I hope you could understand.

dont give me a ツッコミ about miss-spellings please lol

I am a typical hikikomori.
I love dorami♪
But I love thin dorami♪
My love is the unrequited love...
dorami alias an olive oil♪

this thread becomes too hard for me.
everytime everytime these guys write long sentence to
additionally, it's boring.
looks like examination...bad memory in my school days.

>>822
btw, NEET can not make sense against foreigners ordinarily.
it's almost japanese world though originally British goverment classified.
I spoke to some australians before, but they said "what's neet, what's that ?"
I suspect Japanese goverment and lopsided media used the word particularly
to hide disability of political and economical issues

>>834
Let me explain why the thread is so boring to you.
It's because this is only an English board. What people here have in common
is just "English". Not to offend you guys, but it'd be fun to talk about what
interests you most. If there were something like a "news discussion" thread in English
in this board, it'd be a little bit different story. It's boring to hear "hi! I've
been learning English for several years! Nice to meet you! Bye!" kind of self-introductions,
and "I did this and that" kind of shallow conversations, but it's me.
Anyway, I suggest you use other boards when you are bored.

>>834
I know what you mean but people from overseas here in this thread know what NEET is about.
They even know the differences between NEET and hikikomori.

>>845
You've gotta point there.
The only thing that connects people here is English.

>>845
Your introspective view is quite interesting indeed, I may or may not agree with you

>>837
Just to make sure, I like English of course, but I'm sure at a certain point
people (or even learners of a new language) want to talk about something that intrigues you,
and what I'm interested in may not interest others; they will be bored. Naturally, people tend
to talk about what's thought to be general. Compared to other boards with some theme, this board
tend to end up boring. Sadly but it's true. I, for one, would like to exchange opinions for news in
English, because it'd be two times more interesting. But others would not. So it's kind of like dilemma.
I should not be boring, but I don't want to be bored. So I go to other boards when I'm bored.
If other users of this thread do the same as I do, the thread will be quiet. lol

Oops, I thought it was meant for me, but I guess >>845 should post something
interesting.

>>834
Over here, it stands for something like "Not in Education, Employment,
or Training", and only applies to people between 16 and around 20. Those
who have left school but haven't started work yet.

Why do u put presser on >>845 ? lol
GOOD LUCK ;D

>>842
Ok, I'll talk about Korean guys. lol
Just kidding.

>>841
The abbriviation's origin is UK.
The only difference I think is that NEET here applies to under 35 years of
age in Japan's definition. After 35, they are just unemployed persons.

>>840
I was talking to you.
You can bring up whatever topic here. Some may have no interets in the
topic and you may not have good interactions with people here but that
doesn't matter. As long as you don't forget that NORIAKI IS DA REAL,
no problem.

I'm a hustler, baby.

I'm not a GUNDAM fan but I was impressed with this video and project.
If you're a Gundam fan, I'm sure you'll be excited.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Ew92deZZA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM6nUX57gCg

This is a life-size Gundam.

I'm sure anime and games connect people here as well. I mean, everyone here must be a huge nerd.

Hello to the world , how r u ?

>>846
Oh boy, I grew up watching Gundam (and Dragonball Z) on TV when I came home from
elementary school. A 1/1 scale Gundam is amazing!

It's JASDF's new weapon.

>>811
I'm a fan, I guess. I like 桜の花びらたち and 会いたかった, but I
honestly don't listen to their music much.

I do own a Maeda Atsuko photobook and watch AKBINGO though.

And I was planning to go to France just to see them, but no one
was willing to go with me and I speak no French whatsoever, so
I kind of chickened out of that.

>>851
You should have gone to France anyway. If you speak to them in English,
they will treat you just like family.

○○○人って名前のやつって、どう考えても一人での自作自演にしか見えない俺がいる

ニュー速うてぃ、うちなーバカにそーるナイチャーたーと
ひっちーバトルそーぐとぅ、あんすか　くまんかい来ららんたん。

わじわじーは通り越して、「皮肉むにー」びかーさーに
「教科書スレ」んかい書ちょーるぐとぅ、たまに、くぬスレんじ
一服さんねーなーならんやーｗ

England people hate French?
or hate Scotland? or Ireland

>>852
lol

>>851
oh kewl!
never knew that there were Scottish AKB48 fans.

So ur Oshi-men(favourite) is Atsuko?
I think shes pretty cute but not more than Ono Erena, my oshi-men.

u should go to the Japan Expo. There will be more than 50 enthusiastic Japanese fans following them.
It would be interesting to see them going crazy during the show lol.
btw have u ever been to their show in Akihabara?


oh I am also a fan of Celtic. Sorry if u are a fan of Rangers or any other clubs in SPL.

i hope someone will translate >>853-854

>>858
The Brits are very jealous of French guys because they mesmerise English girls with their fashion, food and language.

>>857
Oh, yeah. She's definitely my favourite member. Ono Erena is cute
too, but I think Atsuko is cuter, especially when she has short hair.
I have a thing for that tomboyish look though, haha.

As for the Japan Expo thing, I'm still half considering it. It would be
pretty scary being in the middle of a convention in another country
without actually knowing anyone or being able to communicate with
many people. Of all the people I know, I'm the only one who has any
sort of interest in things like AKB48, so yeah.

Also, I was more into football when I was younger. I was a Rangers fan,
but only because I came from a Protestant Glaswegian family and had
no other choice. These days, I don't really follow it so much.

On an unrelated note, I just finished 「うみねこのなく頃に Episode4 - Alliance of the golden witch」.
It was awesome and Comiket suddenly feels way too far away. And then I'll have to wait ages on
the translation because my Japanese still isn't anywhere near good enough to read that sort of thing.

>>858
>>853says, I suspect ○○人（pobabely イギリス人） is just faking that he is talking to someone else.
>>854 I know it is written in Okinawa-ben(okinawan dialect) but I don't understand.

>>860

This may seem random, but do you live in a castle?

>>862
No, it's not as common in Scotland as you might think.

But then I did have a friend in high school who lived in one.
Well, kind of. More like parents were caretakers or something
there and she lived in a house next to it. And it was more like
a really old house made of stones standing on top of a big rock
than a castle. But yeah.

Why do you ask?

>>863

I knew a scottish guy who I played a video game who played from inside a castle.

I also played the same game with a guy from Israel. That guy was pretty
interesting because he would randomly log off the game even during crucial
moments because the sirens in his town would start going off (presumably for
civil defense purposes, alerting his community of an imminent danger). Israel
is a pretty dangerous country to live in.

>>861
I'd translate it as follows.

I can't help but thinking posters whose handle names are ○○人 are in fact the same person pretending to
interect with each other.
----------
If you're new here and don't understand English much, it's natural to
get the wrong idea like him.

Korean guys are considered very awsome and romantic among girls all over the world.
Many girls all over the world pay a visit to Korea such as Seoul the capital city
presumably because Korean guys are appealing to them regardless of how costly it is to
come to Korea, you know, flying to Korea from their places might be a bit costly since
they live in America, Europe, Africa and so on.. From my point of view, Canadian girls and
American girls seem especially mesmerised with Korean guys except those girls coming from the whole Asia.
But that doesn't mean Korean guys look down on Europian girls. They are also welcome in Korea.
Anyway, those girls are trying to pick up Korean guys for one night stand as a souvenir.
Some of them are serious, I mean, they want a serious relationship with a Korean guy, but at the same time
they know Korean guys are truly too popular to come by easily. :)

Some might say they don't know about Korean guys very much, but that's just because they are ignorant of what's been
happining both on the Internet and in the real world. The key word currently being used a lot is Korean Wave, a word
which was created by a Chinese when he noticed Korean popularity is bursting in China. Accoring to him, all Chinese girls
were watching Korean dramas, listening to Korean music, buying Korean high-tech products, and as a result, they started to
think everything Korean was quite cool. In other words, the first epicenter of Korean Wave was China, spreading to all Asia,
such as HongKong, Japan, Taiwan, south east Asia (Thai, Phillipin, Vieatnam, etc) and then came west Asia and Europe and America, Canada...
I'd call it's now "phase 6". The number of fans of Korean guys keeps increasing like infectious desease. Even if some of the out-dated
ignorant people exist now, they'll get interested in Korean guys sooner or later. You can't stop the Wave.
Korean guys are popular among girls all over the world. We should remember that. :)

>>831
Thanks, that helped. I'm still stumped on the first line though.

>>868
Thanks, that helped us understand what's worldwidely hot.

As an American girl, I'm dreaming of marrying a Korean guy. :)

>>871
What? Don't you ever try to get in the way between Korean guys and Canadian girls!
Canadian girls and Korean guys are bonded together.
As an Canadian girl, I'm dreaming of marrying a Korean guy. :)

Wow, how very popular Korean guys are among girls all over the world! :)
I'm impressed with the fact that American girls and Canadian girls are competing with each other
in order to get attention from Korean guys! That's really impressive!

By the way, I wonder how many girls around you are interested in Korean guys in reality?
Most of them, I guess though. Am I right?

871 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[sage] 投稿日：2009/06/14(日) 13:37:06
As an American girl, I'm dreaming of marrying a Korean guy. :)

872 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[sage] 投稿日：2009/06/14(日) 13:42:08
>>871
What? Don't you ever try to get in the way between Korean guys and Canadian girls!
Canadian girls and Korean guys are bonded together.
As an Canadian girl, I'm dreaming of marrying a Korean guy. :)

873 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[sage] 投稿日：2009/06/14(日) 13:49:09
Wow, how very popular Korean guys are among girls all over the world! :)
I'm impressed with the fact that American girls and Canadian girls are competing with each other
in order to get attention from Korean guys! That's really impressive!

By the way, I wonder how many girls around you are interested in Korean guys in reality?
Most of them, I guess though. Am I right?

自演

>>873
As an American girl, I can't imagine a single girl isn't interested in Korean guys. :)
They are romantic, sexy, hot, smart and manly. Where can I find a girl who's not interested in such guys!?

>>874
明白だからもうスルーしろ

죽어. 병신아.

I want to fuck the woman who is wearing sailor moon costume.
you see ?
Futomomo Suri Suri, we call it FSS.
you see ?

I fucked my gf with paizuri.
really awesome!

so fucking what?

Don't fuck me Jack!

plz fuck my ass

By the way, who are you?

I'm Hillary's husband

Did you forget about Monica already?

When I said do as you like to a guy when he asked me what to do,
he then said like this ""boom chicka wa wa"
What did he mean?

Although I thought that I could not find a job to your company
however it may have a longing, and it may consider, it was being
wished he wanted to work in your company in fact. Of course,
it is the first hope of employment.
What place of work is really it?

I didn't know that pro wrestler Misawa Mitsuharu died in the middled of
a match yesterday.

I was so shocked and really sad...

Just out of curiusity, what website is yourhome page?
I mean by homepage the website when you boot your browser.

My homepage is yahoo.co.jp.

My default page is blank(nothing).

google.com is mine

>>886
It's kinda stupid but maybe this ad will help:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eYi1qL1A-M
In short: I guess he wants sex

>>890
Then how do you go to a website from the blank page?
You choose a website from your bookmark?
I know setting your website blank help your browser boot faster in case your
PC doesn't have much power but it's easier to set a homepage which you read
most often if you want to save time.

>>891
Google is your homepage. I see. Thanks for your response.

when it comes to default page nobody beats blank page

>>891
haha funny CM.

A CM of that kind of product seems like the same wherever you live.
A man who uses such an item gets popular among girls in CMs.

>>894
I'm asking you why.

Technically, my default page is google, but really it's actually the tabs that I had open when I closed firefox before

I am in the UK learning English!
Everything is going OK!
Am I the only person in this situation?

>>892
Yea. I usually choose a website from my bookmark.


btw, I have a question.
How do you say "そうすることに、特にあなたが言ったような理由はないです" in English.
I tried to think about that. but I couldn't express that in English.

so, please teach me.

When people say "たまらん"　(たまらない) on nicovideo is it a compliment or insult? Because there are lots of translations for it, some good some bad..

>>899
Nowadays, generally, たまらん is used for good meaning.
It is somewhat ジジ臭い if you use it for expressing your bad feelings.

Like most things, it depends on the context. Think of it as "I can't take it anymore".
Similar to that English phrase, it's usable in different situations with different meanings,
like a busty girl jumping on a trampoline, or a guy getting farted on.

>>899
I guess that's a compliment. tamaranai is like "killing".

Here's some classic British children's television for your enjoyment.

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=0B0A6D9BAA2E5DD2

>>873
Yes, Korean guys are surely popular among girls all over the world. You can enjoy
your popularity if you come to Canada! Canadian girls are really mesmerised with Korean
guys like loyal servants. Canadian girls will do anything you say, Korean guys.
Canadian girls talk about Korean guys a lot, and Canadian girls' hearts are so full their
hearts would burst when they think about Korean guys. Is it one of the powerful effects Korean Wave has?
Canadian girls are crazy for Korean guys!

>>904
You're stealing the glory from English girls! That's disgusting!
English girls are the most fascinated by Korean guys, not you Canadian girls!
Korean Wave has been most influential here in England among Europian countries.
Korean guys should pay more attention to English girls because their biggest fans are in England!
English girls are appealing to Korean guys as well. We love each other!

English girls participated in this competition?
Gee, it seems really tough for American girls to keep the position as the best fan of
Korean guys in the world. But American girls would never let others take over.

>>904-906
How very enthusiastic you guys are about Korean guys!!
Canadian girls, English girls, American girls... I didn't know you guys were
that much interested in Korean guys! I'm proud of it! :)

죽어. 병신아.

Damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You guys are White chicken,men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shut the fuck up, you slant-eye cunt.

It will be my unemployment authorization day tomorrow.

I have to get my unemployed approval in the area with a resident card.
I'm in localness quietly. (I am 911.)

If I am after 17 day, I can respond to business. I am waiting for connection.

>>898
What about this?

What you said isn't (necessarily) the reason why I do that.
"そうすることに、特にあなたが言ったような理由はないです"

Fuck you！！！！！！！！

>>914
Thank you for your help.

I have additional question.
In that case, does it give the people who talking with me the impression that I have other reason?

In my case, I want to say that I have no reason at all.

>>916
Yeah, the sentence can imply that you have other reasons to do that.

(Actually) I don't have any specific reasons to do that.

Just adding the sentence above makes what you want to say clearer.

>>917
Your advise is easy to understand.

Thx.

>>903
I just watched some episodes and liked it. Boni is cool.

I'm not a big fan of this kind of music but this particular song makes me feel relaxed for some reason.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y-DibwjEn0

>>889
localhost (I've got a web server running on this box)

>>903
My favorite cartoon as a kid was Count Duckula.
Didn't know it was British until recently, though.

I have been trying to think up some topic I can share with you, ドイツ人.
And I remember I watched a TV program broadcast years ago here in Japan.
Just found a website of it, so take a look.

http://www.ntv.co.jp/a-sama/hp-new/oa/20060302-1.html

To summarize the article, it says there's a Japanese man named Ishii Takeo who's living in Germany
and he is sorta famous as a yodel singer. Is that true?
I doubt it, because it says he published 21 CD albums and his best seller is over 5000 copies. He doesn't
have a big market there. Have you ever heard of his name before?

I learned the German word "zeitgeist" quite recently, a very cool one. But still, "manko" is my favorite German word.

What does "zeitgeist" mean anyway?

Do you take a Germany language course or something?
I have never learned it myself, and all I know about it is its grammar is quite strict
like you need to sort out male/female nouns. How tough.

male/female -> Masculine/Neuter/Feminine

>>925
Ah, Ok. But what about the cool German word? Guess it's air conditioner. No? lol

Isn't the word "zeitgeist" part of the standard English vocabulary?
It is commonly translated into the Japanese word "時代精神."