Hi, I'm new here.

Where am I? What language is this?

You deserve death.

>>2
What a welcome!

Why do I deserve death? I'm new here. My age is 21.

You retard.

you deserve a death
you deserve to die

I'm sure that is a compliment in your country
But over here that is not a compliment
Maybe you are making translation errors.
I will ask my friend to come and see if he can translate this language.

お前は日本人だろ。

Okay my friend said that this is a Japanese website! Wow!
That's amazing because I am studying Japanese! He doesn't know what anything means though.
I'm only here because my friend told me that I might like this website.
Okay, somebody teach me Japanese please!

where are you from?

What do you want to learn? Ask something more specific.

How can you not recognize a word here when you are studying Japanese? lol

say something in japanese but type romaji! and i will try to understand it.

rosiajinsan ha nihonjin no youni nihongo wo hanashimasu.

lol just kidding

>>14
日本語が上手ですね。

wakarimasen desu!
oh, and i made a mistake, my age is not 21 years old, but it's 12 years old.

it means:
Rosiajinsan speaks japanese like japanese person.
Are you really 12? who made you study japanese?

>>16
「です」はいらない。

4 > My age is 21.

The way you said your age sounds very foreign. You fuckin Jap, get lost.

wktk!

Yeah because my age is 12 that means I'm 12 years old.
Why can't I say my age is 12 without sounding foreign?
My age is 12.

Wouldn't a 12-year-old say "I'm 12 years old." rather than "My age is 12."?

I dont know you tell me and while you're at it I want to learn some Japanese
My goal is to one day read everything on this page
Also my goal is to make a woman pregnant.

>>21
hey, can I fuck you in the ass?
I know you'll like it a lot, handsome.

Would a 12-year-old want to make a woman pregnant?

how do you say pregnant in japanese? please and thank you!

妊娠している

>>26
oh yea, I will make YOU pregnant by sticking my dick into your butt-hole and shooting off my cream cheese into your stomache.

If this makes you excited, why don't you give me your email address and we'll chat.

How does it sound? Quite a plan, huh?

Can you suck my dick? > 1

His email is [email protected]

Please! I want to learn Jpapanese. This is a really sticky situation if you dont mind.
I want to know how to say pregnant that way if I get a Japanese woman pregnant I can
tell the doctor and he can cut open her butt so that the baby can havie an easier time coming out
also the baby doesnt need poop all over it so how do you say poop in japanese? I dont know japanese
so please write in romanji

>>31
もう教えたんだ。お礼を言わないと二度としない。

WHAT ROSIAJINS HOW DID YOU KNOW MY EMAIL ADDRESS!!! DELETE THAT!!!

He can read your thoughts maybe?

AND AFTER YOU DELETE THAT TELL ME HOW TO SAY PREGNANT I WANT TO LEARN
JAPANESE SO MY TEACHER WILL GIVE ME EXTRA CREDIT

>>35
You are bad child to try to cheat on your test by asking for help here.

>>33
you put it into your email field yourself. lol look at first post

子を宿す【こをやどす】(exp) to be pregnant with a child

>>1
やらないか (yaranaika) -> to be pregnant with a child

The doctor will know what you mean.

I dont know how to read that! How do you say that in english.

yaranaika

ok thank you its yaranaika. Thanks! and now how do you say poopies?

unko

>>42
お好み焼き（okonomi-yaki）

thank you! unko or okonomi or yaki!
that's great,
i'll tell my teacher tomorrow because i have weekend sessions because of my bad grades.
thank you! ill come back tomorrow, this a great webpage! but please dont use cuss words.
i turn 13 tomorrow!

lol yaki sounds like yucky thats funny and thats a good
way to remember lol
ok see ya later dudes lol

>>1
You fool!
What are you doing here?!
Don't make a thread for yourself!
Go to a thread that is already!

i cant understand you.
ok im going to go to bed cause my dad will be home soon. see ya!

This is a duplicate thread, please post your message at http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1196192818/

I guess >>1 must be banned from the 2ch そいつが日本語が読めないならば

boy it's hard to find my topic mixed with all these squiggles.
I'll be back later! with more japanese questions!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
CANY ANYONE TRANSLATE THIS INTO ROMAJI?

hi is anyone there?

whose there?
I wanna translate this into romanji or romaji please give me youre time and consideration.
also I want to know how to translate the word "cemen". Anybody, cemen?

AW HELL NAW!

i have got ta get me one a these

>>53

Since you can't differentiate your and you're, we won't help you :P

whats differentiate? is that like something to do with cemen?

I'm finally 13 did u guys no that? Im a teen dream!

For my presents, I got Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT! Also Naruto! Datebayo! I'm so happy!
But now I'll need more translations than ever!

you guys! I just masturbated for the first time! OMG!
how do you say masturbate in Japanese? now I know how what you guys talk
about when ur saying about cemen and how it feels good! I understand
the jokes now! How do you say cemen!

ok i admit it, I really didn't masturbate for the first time,
I was just trying to get u guys to translate my words. I don't
even know how to masturbate, I'm only 13 lol! LOL OMG
okay will you forgive me and teach me cemen?

asdflja;ljkfajsf

ramen

what is this i dont even

"okay will you forgive me and teach me cemen? "

lulz

sex0rz teh face and we will help you
remember, teh face

...what?

well, my topic has finally reached 40 non bombman posts.
thank you everybody for your cooperation. ありがとうそしてさようなら
Now die, quickly.

*walks off with an award*

i think you owe yourself an extra special jinjo.

sack my pussy

this is boring, nobody's paying attention anyway.

<i>sack my pussy</i>
I'll sack it alright. The package is called "teabag surprise"

damn it, tags dont work. what do you expect though on these inferior jap internets?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKAR!!! I'm surprised it got this much feedback actually. LUE?

omg haxing the 2ch is grounds for BANNINATION

I'm SBAllen and I improve of this message... I mean, approve... damn it.

I take it you don't liek mudkipz?

wtf is goin' on

almost forgot i made this topic.
i wonder if 4ch would be as cooperative as LUE... or moreso.

...

i just read this whole topic. bom, you are awesome.

OH GOD HOW DID I GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER

WHERE AM I? WHAT HAPPENED? IS THIS EBAUMSWORLD?

HOLY HELL, LOOK AT ALL THESE ARCHAIC SYMBOLS! THIS COULD BE A LOST TRIBE OF NEANDERTHALS THAT ARE UNKNOWN TO THE WESTERN WORLD! WHO CAN DECIPHER THEIR STRANGE GLYPHS?!

Can anyone recommend a good McDonald's in the Kyoto area?

Super Kawaii Desu! =^_^=

Epic fail, suparbest, epic fail.

Anyone wanna cyber in a different language? I hear that shit is hot.

Damn it, moot told us to invade but the rest of 4chan isn't here.

Who wants to be my penpal? <*_*<~~~~~~~>

damn it. as soon as i get on 4chan...
i WILL get my 1000 same time post falcon punch. or the like.
and it will be on this very board.
stay the fuck tuned.

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