Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 38

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( ´･ω･) Let's have some tea and chat.
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Previous Thread:
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 37
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1133438530/

USEFUL ENGLISH LINKS:
http://drgrammar.org/

On-line Dictionaries:
http://www.alc.co.jp (The largest English-Japanese/Japanese-English dictionary on-line)
http://onelook.com (More than 5 million words in more than 900 online dictionaries)
http://www.dictionary.com
http://www.urbandictionary.com

Wikipedia - The Free Encyclopedia
http://www.wikipedia.com

Babel Fish Translation
http://babelfish.altavista.com/

Reference Search Service
http://www.answers.com/

Google's Technology Playground
http://labs.google.com/

E-texts:
http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/ (The Etext Center at the University of Virginia Library)
http://www.gutenberg.org/ (Project Gutenberg - 16000+ free ebooks)
http://www.sacred-texts.com/index.htm (The Internet Sacred Text Archive)

SourceCheckerOn-line
http://so.7walker.net/guide.php?

2ch-type English discussion boards
http://4-ch.net (about anything, in english)
http://www.japanch.com/ (about japan in english)

OFFSITE LOGS:

English Only http://makimo.to/2ch/mentai_english/989/989603406.html
English only again http://makimo.to/2ch/mentai_english/995/995852612.html
English Only http://makimo.to/2ch/mentai_english/1004/1004633855.html

Chatter in English (Chat in English) Series:
(Part 1) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy_english/1010/1010890915.html
(Part 2) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy2_english/1042/1042088789.html
(Part 3) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy2_english/1068/1068727902.html
(Part 4) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy2_english/1076/1076504192.html
(Part 5) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy2_english/1078/1078402607.html
(Part 6) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1080/1080928972.html
(Part 7) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1114/1114850576.html
(Part 8) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1116/1116413072.html
(Part 9) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1117/1117278879.html
(Part 10) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1117/1117817248.html

(Part 11) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1118/1118007629.html
(Part 12) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1118/1118278440.html
(Part 13) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1118/1118507659.html
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(Part 15) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1119/1119554437.html
(Part 16) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1120/1120154625.html
(Part 17) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1120/1120841030.html
(Part 18) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1121/1121878895.html
(Part 19) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1123/1123050377.html
(Part 20) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1123/1123597096.html

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　　　　　　 ◯（ ´∀｀ ）◯ ＜ I am Mangetsu Kamiyama !
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(Part 21) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1124/1124400527.html
(Part 22) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1125/1125399828.html
(Part 23) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1126/1126615899.html
(Part 24) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1127/1127105103.html
(Part 25) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1127/1127549132.html
(Part 26) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1127/1127843078.html
(Part 27) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1128/1128066023.html
(Part 28) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1128/1128235776.html
(Part 29) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1128/1128472128.html
(Part 30) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1128/1128741882.html

(Part 31*) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1128/1128943144.html
(Part 32) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1129/1129361665.html
(Part 33) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1130/1130014360.html
(Part 34) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1130/1130537742.html
(Part 35) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1131/1131575614.html
(Part 36) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1132/1132418179.html
(Part 37) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1133/1133438530.html

* Titled "Part 30" by mistake.

NEET need to be neat to eat meat.

im looking for someone from canada.

Why do you confess about your neet life?
Be proud of your neet life.

i think there is no neet here.

I am a NEET

no subject other than neet and idol, huh?

Hello, guys. How r u doing?

im accessing to the internet.
what else?

I lived in Canada.

where are you living now?

In this Thread,are there native English spearkers ?

no

Everyone is native speaker of their native languages.

I dont have native language. haha

Who are you?
What are you?

I am heroin addict fashion model, living in penthouse in manhattan
I look both great as male and as female

You are a funny fag.

whats really sad it's half-truth about me not having native language

MAS, what do you think about this?
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1133712350/362

Emma Watson, she is very beautiful for her age of 15.
Her beauty makes all the women and girls all over the world cause strong envy at her.

But Yukorin is cuter than Emma. That means she's a winner for something like
a beauty contest.

>>28
oh... this cold in winter makes you have such the craziest and stuoidest idea,

Holliwood actresses must have also strong envy at Emma.
They may be hatching to pull her out of the screen world.

am I stupid?

>>31
あんたは稼ごうある?
関西人?

Scuk my cock!!!

Hi, I am a NEET, but I want to be an international business man who can fight 24 hours.

>>35
get lost

You guys consume the series of threads so rapidly.
This is a sort of incredible thing for me.

I'm just curious what you guys are doing for living.

I'm a NEET.
So, I've been mouching off of my parents.

is it ok to say " I am a NEET."?
NEET is a noun?
I thought NEET stands for Not in Employed, Education and Training.
so technically it should " I am NEET." right?
What do you think?

i dont care
i think you are "a NEET"

hello
is there anybody in there?

in where?

in your ass

>>39 Hi♪ I am aNEETa.

my sheep has gone.

My dog is Ghosn.

I had masturbated a minute ago.
Since it was very pleasant, It seems to be able to sleep soundly today.

when you see sunly, bright tokyo streets
dont you want to go out and walk???

ur neet.ur not real japanese. ur fake japanese.
warehouse boy please tell me how they bullied you back in school..
I want to know your troubles

I will not laugh at you, I promise

hello?What are u talking about?

nothing, just passing by

why dont you user this more often?

>>52
Please translate that into Japanese.

Why dont you translate that for >>53

Writing My Feelings

We used to be best friends but, thats not how this story story ends. Why did have to make me cry? I'm writing my feelings, writing my feelings about you. You say you hate our fights but, you made me cry every night and i hate it,
I hate you. You said that i was changing but, you always said the same thing.... I hate your boyfriend, I hate my life, I wish someone would just stab me with a knife. You always tell me those three things but do you really mean it?
I'm writing my feelings, writing my feelings about you. You say you hate our fights but, you made me cry every night and I hate it, I hate you. Now it's over and your no longer here but,
I'll always be with you so have no fear and right now I'm writing my feelings....Writing my feelings....... about you

there seems to be no one here who is good at english.
ill waiting for native speakers.
are you ready now?

I am going out in a few minutes! I wonder what will happened to me

YAY!
http://home.student.uu.se/hehi1133/storage.htm

whats the next?

hey, what have you been up to?

>>55 is an idiot. dont let girl hurt you

it looks like an isolated island with no residents.

I feel so bored looking at this. It's a disaster!

56 --> are you there?

55 --> why are you so frustrated?

Is it currently dinner time in most part of Japan? Or am I the only one here waiting?

I will be very happy.

He didn't die happily.
He didn't die, happily.

How different are these two sentences?

I dunno

Where is k-tan?

air raid pearl harbor!　air raid pearl harbor!

This　is　no　ｄoril!

68 i think the first sentence say that he died sadly, and not happily, and the second one say that he didn't die and the person who say that is happy because of it.

anybody here?

I'm going to a midnight showing of the Narnia movie tonight. It's
going to be just two degrees above freezing outside and I have a final
exam tomorrow morning, but, I figure, how often do I get to see a
movie at midnight?

I have an exam Saturday morning too. I hope you good luck!!!

sah, it is getting excited now.

you mean, it's getting exciting now?

sah, get started now.

but there is no one who sticks around now.

blah, blah. blah

You are looking foward to givingaway xmas cake !

ttp://www.mainichi.co.jp/life/kyoiku/edumail/archive/reading/200512/05-02.html

ここの　すぎ

How did you guys pick up English?
or not enough yet?

i cant blah blah blah.

blah blah blah

Are people living in there studing English, aren't they?

did you see john lennon?

No, I didn't.

>>86, 87
Get out of this board.

how do you call the airport in lverpool?

>>90
We call it "Lverpool nternatonal arport."

heh.

Hello? Is there anyone here?

no, there is no one here.

94--> hi there. Thank god there is someone responding.

94 --> You think people in this forum are of Japan native or there are people from overseas overlooking here?

>>96
No native of Japan here.

You mean all foreigners. Wow. Unbelievable. Nice to meet you.

You, too and welcome to one of Japan's most notorious BBS.
I'm a Osakan citizen. Osaka is not a prefecture Region in Japan
and has been in a similar situation to Tibet in China
for the last several decades.

I have to go and will talk to you later.
Again, welcome to this notorious BBS.

100

I am a NEET

Give Me Back My Man

To begin with, you have to suck my cock.

Jack off!

I am an English teacher in Japan. I teach both adults and children.
Teaching adults is fun most of the time... Sometimes it's boring, but it's usually not very difficult.

Children, on the other hand... RRRRGGGRRRRGRRGRRRRRGRR.

Most of the children do not want to study... they are just coming to class because their parents tell them to.
So many of them would rather talk or horse around during class instead of being quiet and behaving.
I have a hard time keeping them in line sometimes... it's very stressful and very difficult.

Of course, not all kids are evil; some of them are really trying to learn, and they'll sit quietly in class and
behave. But at least half of them are just little demons, it seems... I can't take the stress and I lose my temper.

I'm afraid my company will not want to re-hire me for next year because I'm so bad at handling the kids.

>>105
fuck off dwaine

I put my burberry suit when I am depressed. wait I am not a girl!

http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2005/12/humor_formula.html

>>106
I'm not Dwaine.

>>109
fuck off anyway!!!

I see…. I think and I hope children around you understand YOU the best.
They know sure that you are working hard everyday. You shoud have faith in yourself.
Come on!! TO １０５

cool

http://www.cs.mdx.ac.uk/staffpages/richardb/PhDtalk.html

http://www.cthulhucoffee.com/magic8.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4468884.stm

I have been studying english for about 10 years after graduate university.
I always interested in the skill how to achieve higher comunication revel in English.
But recently I realise that to master english is very difficult for non native worker.
Now I read a book and find some unknown words.And memorise them.That is all.Very small step but stedy one.
I want to know easy way to familialise english.

dont worry you just cant do it. cuz there is problem in your mind!!! wwwwwwwww

you're so ugly and I am so beautiful

is anyone still here?

Everytime I see someone make this type of thread, I can't help but thinking
about why he/she doesn't search for a chatroom full of native English speakers and
join them. I have to admit just talking with Japanese in English can help you
improve your English, but since you have Internet connection and you
are connected to English speaking people without borders, I recommend
you just jump in their world and communicate with them in various
chatrroms.

You might feel isolated in these chatrooms not being able to find a
topic to share, or feel dissapinted not being able to understand what
they are talking about. But I believe it's a step in the right derection
to make yourself go farther about learning English. If you search well enough,
you can find chatrooms full of native English speakers who are very
friendly to Japanese people.

Making e-mail pals is another way to improve your writing skill.
Well, anyway, my point is that don't just mingle with Japanese English
learners here in you. Instead, be adventurous and get into the virtual English
speaking world on the Net. Get out of your comfortable zone and you'll see
a new horizon.

>>119
you're assuming that i don't go for any chatrooms other than here.
you're making a grave mistake... and don't be a twat. it just shows
how stupid and self-centred you are... besides, i don't need to
improve my english... lol

>>120
Seems like you have pretty good command of English.
I just wrote 119 from my own experience and if you don't agree with me
and think I am self-centered or stupid or whatever, I can't do
anything about it.

Communicating with you here in this thread contradicts my point so
I think I'd better go now. See you around.

>>121
never ever assume anything... or never talk from your "own" experience...
i tell you why. not everyone here in this thread is japanese.

bye for now.

>>122
Now I understand what kind of person you are. You are a lonely, boring
English speaker who has nothing to do except chatting with English learners
here. Lots of native English speakers who are losers in their country
come to Japan to teach English without having certification or degree
of teaching English. Here they can be another person acting like a popular
guy.

its boring.

People who always say "boring" are boring themselves.
If you have time to say "boring", find something worth doing, dude.

>>123
i thought you were gone...

why do you assume things? why do you think all the english speakers here
are losers? i tell you this again: never assume anything you don't really
know. cuz, you're just showing everyone here how stupid and small-minded
you really are. grow up!

>>122
You'd better learn to type shift key to type capital letters.
Or Do you happened to think writing without capital letters is
cool or something? lol Your elementary school teacher would feel
ashamed of you. Maybe your mom would start fucking with a dog next door
shocked if she knew you can't even type correctly.

>>127
you can't tell me what to do, fascist! i thought " Communicating with me
here in this thread contradicts your point"... lol bringing my mom into
this doesn't really help your cause. cuz it just shows how sad you really
are (on top of everything else you've already shown to us - cheers!)
i feel sorry for you...

I have seen some English speakers who were kind of like regulars in some threads.
From what I know they are all interested in Japanese or Japanese culture
and study Japanese. Now they are all gone. They didn't like to be
anonymous and were driven away by stupid men who don't like someone
posting a message with a handle name.

>>123
>Lots of native English speakers who are losers in their country
>come to Japan to teach English without having certification or degree
>of teaching English.
You went so far as to say that, but I would say that that would not
be off the mark.

>>128
Now that I know your mother tongue is English,
chatting with you here doesn't contradict my point. I insist in 119
that chating with native English speakers helps to improve your English.
As long as you are a native Enslish speaker, however his/her IQ seems low,
I am not contradicting my point.

>>131
why are you here anyway? cuz of me? how sweet... but if you think my iq is low, then
what's the point of talking to me? as you said before, i think you should improve
your english a bit more in "chatrooms" and with your "e-pals". they might also
give you a hand on how to socialise properly with grown-ups. anyway, i am not here
to improve your english. lol

so could you please kindly remove yourself from this thread? cheers!

Well, to be honest, why I post messages here tonight is that now
I am thinking about taking an English proficiency test in January which
is well known among Japanese English learners. I am thinking about
taking Grade one test. Even if I pass it, that doesn't show I am as
fluent as a native English speakers. In fact, far from it. I know that.
But passing Grade one means you are a avid, serious English learner.

In the test there is a writing section where you write your opiniopn about
a given topic in about 200 words. That's why I tried writing something
here in this thread. I didn't expect a native English speaker show
up and respond to my posts. It was challenging to respond to him/her
in English but it was a good way to organize my thoughts and respond
as quickly as possible.

>>132
Whether you think you are not here to improve my English or not,
as I wrote in 133, communicating with you here helped me tonight.

I am gonna hit the sack now. See you.

>>134
ok, good night.

　

>>136
this is the best description of your personality and your achievements

I am a freeter. I dont want to marry a girl. I dont want to have a family. I dont
want to have a kids.

hello darkness, my old friend.
ive come to talk with you again.

hahaha...　　　　 kill me!

>>138

I agree, marriage and kids suck.

no one can become wise until they know they have
more to learn.

then you dont have any responsibility

enjoy where you are and what you have.

paper beats scissors.

heh, its impressive.
not a bad quate at all.

a flower?

You love yukorin, don't you?

whats the next?

where are MAS and k-tan?

They are busy jerking off.

its time to get up.

ksk

dont hesitate. you can express yourself as you like.
no one tries to kill you. lol

mojimoji

Japanese people, please stop being surprised about foreigners using chopsticks.
After all, retarded Japanese pre-schoolers can use chopsticks too, right? So it's a bit insulting
when I'm at a restaurant and someone is surprised that I can use chopsticks as well as I can.
It's like saying, "Wow, you're as smart and dexterous as a retarded toddler! I never knew!"

anybody know good chatrooms other than apricot, teacup, frontpage to chat in english?

Yes I know. My cock is erecting now!

Wada, a Soft-Bank Hawks pitcher, gets married to a big breasts girl.
Wada, Matsuzaka, Why they love large breasts gorls?

stick around!

oh my god!!
my eyes!!!
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

why do you still enjoy your neet life?

dont misunderstand, young man, there is no neet here.

Hi, I am VIPPER.

(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ha-ha

fuck computer talk!!! i can teach you guys real life english!!!

you say something as if you are native. lol

got to be good looking
coz he so hard to see

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sorry...
i want to write another thread
but i can't...

I don't think those English written by 2ちゃんねらー is good.
Please come here, someone who knows English more than others.

>>170
That's too bad!
You have to suicide yourself by the cable.

i think that ur english is no good either.

i can speak engrish.

TetrЃЃ`

if you are a pretty teenager, you have a big chance to be my girlfriend.

173　否定を入れたいときはthink を否定しましょう。

Choose your hope! Whether qill you be my girlfriend or sexfriend!!!

What a terrible internets it is here.

Shut up! No more complaints here! This is the sanctuary for me and many NEETs!
You have only to SUCKMY COCK!!!

I'm gonna cut your petty wiener right off!

neet ppl arent welcomed. any problem?

Let us use more seriously。ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

>>177
what a idiot u r.

(ﾟ∀｡)ha-ha

I am pretty homo

is this only for beginners?

no. this thread, now it appears, is only for retards...

All of you are completely surrendered for Yukorin's all. That's all.

>>188
haha you're funny!!!

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　　　　　　 （n´・ω・）η　　is there anybodyyy????????
　　　　　　　（　　 ノ　　　＼ if you think you are a human, would you please answer me?
　　　　　　　（＿）_）
　　　　 ~"''"""゛"゛""''･、
　"”゛""''""“”゛゛""''' "j'
　:::::ﾍ　:::::....ヽ :::;;;ﾉ　 ::(
　::　 ゝ　　:::::......ﾉ:;;..:::::::

I am here.

please, please wake up!!! please wake up!!
youre not dead. youre not dead!!!!
please wake up!!!!!!!!

But I am very sleepy, my pretty doggie Patrush...

oh im sorry.
i killded the stupid dog.

patrush in not a stupid dog! he is very agile and wise, plus very loyal to me.

that dog was tasty.

it's hot dog

i boiled him.

umm..unkomakiguso!

My cock is ED

General [M]ayhem

Do you know Akamamushi? it has a great effect on my ED cock.
But I am very poor not to go soap.

im not in a mood today.

Shut up! you are not in the mood for sex, but I am very horny!

and it is cold today.
i dont feel like doing "it" today

but im expensive for you,♡ufo !

but my cock is still ED. Some porno pictures on the net give me no result.

make me use your ass hole.

Here is a bad internet.

I was raped by my own POO again!!! it was painful to death! funny but exactly same
thing happened year ago! lol

no news is good news.
no users is good internets.

What are you going to do today??

Oh,yuck! Here is riddled with unpleasant words!
Let's have a constructive talk to improve our English skills.
That said this would be the mirgin of 2ch…

Sorry for my clumsy English.

I am all alone

I'm scheduled to take exams.
Iturned night into day to prepare for it, so I get muddleheaded from poor sleep.

what exams? I hope you will pass them!

Thank you for encouragement!! It's an end-of-term exam.
I've to leave for school any time now.
If I punch in red, it's wag-the-dog :->
I'll do my best at all!!

My name is Forrest Gump! What's your name?

so what?

Please come and take a look at my awesome BLOG!
It's amazing!
I love Japanese ANIME!
http://ameblo.jp/t2genius/

i got it

"my cock is ED" dont make no sense.

ED stands for environmental disruption.

You will get better if you eat a dog.

You are NEETs

dont look them as abnormal.
they are the same humanbeings as you.

I don't think so. They are lazy losers.

you are not the different.
you have no reason to devide them.

NEETs are just lazy losers. We should throw away them.
They are very stupid. They spend thier 24 hours, internet, on-line game, wanking or sleeping. They are also useless morons.

throw away them→throw them away

spend their 24 hours〜　→spend 24 hrs for〜

Yukorin is waiting for your kissing.

dont talk about a silly talent。ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ。

Yukorin hates you. She loves a rich man or handsome guy. just like many idols.
Idols always tell lie in front of media and thier fans. We are being deceived,

you didnt graduate a university.

Yukorin doesnt exist.
You know that.

>>230
Neet is you!

Yukorin looks mentally ill.
I think she really is.
On the other hand, NEET people are great!
They are the key to peace and freedom, I think.
Americans are fat, right?
They eat pizza every day of the week!
Oh yeah, I don't like toilets because they have an unpleasant smell.
Yuck.
Smells like Yukorin!
So true!
So true!

Yukorin had already lost her virgin in her youth age.
You are too stubborn and stupid to admit that.

Yukorin has an ugly face.
And her voice makes me throw up.
Just the thought makes me cough out my last meal!

>>240
living:
X "Just the thought makes me cough out my last meal!"
O "Just the thought makes me cough out my latest meal!"

dying; you will never ever have another meal again:
0 "Just the thought makes me cough out my last meal!"
X "Just the thought makes me cough out my latest meal!"

>>16
I've been to Canada, didn't see that much of it though. Mainly parts of the city
Brandon and a bit of Winnipeg. I was quite amused at discovering that they had
polar bears on the streets of Winnipeg. They were only polar bear statues though,
scattered over various places.


>>27
Isn't Emma Watson a bit too young for you?

>>70 >>150
I've been busy and under a lot of stress lately. So I've been trying to do my best,
but in order to do that I have to sacrifice spending time on some other things.
When things get tough, I try to maintain a positive attitude. But sometimes,
it gets hard.

king crimson / 21st century schizoid man

Bush is stupid, but he is the president.
Why did that happened?

>>244
most of the rest of the world and a big chunk of america is wondering the same.

>>245
X "most of the rest of the world and a big chunk of america is wondering the same."
O "Most of the rest of the world and a big chunk of America are wondering the same."
O "Most of the rest of the world and a big chunk of USA are wondering the same."

http://www.quotationspage.com/subjects/mistakes/

"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
-Scott Adams (1957 - ), 'The Dilbert Principle'

"Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes."
-Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)

"When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power."
-Hugh White (1773 - 1840)

"If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for you. What we call failure is not the falling down but the staying down."
-Mary Pickford (1893 - 1979)

>>246
Sounds like >>247 is trying to send you a message! An "is"→"are" mistake is not too serious.

>>248
Actually, >>246 IS >>247 . I know this because I wrote both posts.
I was pointing out that mistakes happen and are vital for one's development.
Everyone errs once in a while. It's a natural part of improving.
Let's all learn from our mistakes and become better.

Good morning boys and whores!

>>250
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it.
My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it.
I can feel it. I'm a... fraid.

is dave native from toronto?

This thread frightens me. I think I'm going to lose my sanity. Or maybe it's the fact that I have a final exam in 12 hours. -_-;

>>253
Probably the latter.
Good luck!
And remember to keep your sanity, it's a rather handy thing to have in life.

you have nothing ot lose.

>>254
Thanks! Yes, sanity is quite essential, especially in these times.

So, here's my attempt to incite meaningful some discussion (mostly driven by procrastination ^^;)

Anyone who wants to can respond to this random question (and practice some English too!): What is daily life like in Japan?

>>256
Being a foreigner (as in not japanese) too, I can't really answer that question.
I can however give you sage advise, the kind that's hopelessly obscure and vague and
in the end you have to wonder if you didn't just imagine it being helpful..
Still better than nothing though.

>>257
Go ahead, impart your wisdom on this fine thread.

That's nice.
Can I join here?
To brush my English up.

>>252
No, I live in Shibuya.
I have a nice box to sleep in.
>>253
Good luck!
May the Yukorin be with you...!
>>259
Sure!
Just as long as you aren't a NEET person or a Yukorin mania.
My name is Dave, but you can call me Bagel Boy.
Does anybody want to be my friend?

Is there anoone who wanna talk about idols with me? I am well-known as a professional idol geek in Akihabara

Why you hesitate to be open your mind, you are addcited to pretty idols.

here it comes !――♪ o(ﾟ∀ﾟo) (oﾟ∀ﾟo) (oﾟ∀ﾟ)o oh, boy !――♪

CNN-- U.S. Supreme Court refuses to stay the execution of killer and Crips gang
founder Stanley Tookie Williams.

>>261
Fuck off geek.

Dave breeds worms in his ass.

>>264
Suck my sausage!!

who is native?

I am native, my sausage is bigger than foreign

Shall we dance?

No you can't dance with three legs.

Shall we mate?

Shall we wank?

I want to eat pizza.

How come are you able to suck my sausage?

Italian is small as compared with mine.

my cock is small just like a porkpitz

Whats "porkpitz"?

I'll nibble your dick if it tastes like pizza.

Yukorin has a dick that tastes like pizza.

　　　 , -―-､､　　　 ｺｿｰﾘ
　 /素 　ノノハヽ
　 l敵（●´ー｀●）＜I'm gonna steal a little〜
　 ヽ､詩　 フづと)'
　 　（＿⌒ヽ
　 　)ノ ｀J

Do you want to suck my little member?

｢うらみ!!｣｢はらさで!!｣｢おくべきか!!｣
Hello, a question for a speaker of Japanese who knows english too...
What is this expression?

rancor!
live without pay back this debt of rancor
It's impossible

It' impossible for me to live without pay back this debt of rancor

a native is not yet?

>>283
Oh, I think I understand.
"I can't go on without retribution for this bitterness."
Something like that?

うらみを　はらさないで　おけるだろうか！　いや、おけない。

>>285

Yes you are right.

Situaion is not good for him right now.
So he must accept the insulting reality, but says to himself in his heart
""I can't go on without retribution for this bitterness."

>>285

He is going to take a revenge.

Keep in maid that youth is not etarnal!

Is you girl friend pregnant?

Ah, I understand now. Thanks for your help. I have some difficulty
with colloquial Japanese, and the dictionary and machine translation
are mostly only useful for translating the more formal phrases.

Yukorin still hasn't gotten pregnant, and she won't.
She's never gone out with anyone, so there's no chance of
her expecting a baby.

>>291
What're you talking about?
This is the "chatting in English" thread. You're supposed to
talk in English. Get it?

>>293
Chatting about Japanese in English is still a form of chatting in
English. I mean, we're talking in English right now, aren't we?

>>294
I don't understand what you mean.
Japanese is banned here.

Don't talk in Japanese here. We're not here to talk about Japanese.

What does 'YOROPIKU' mean?

よろぴく　は　よろしく　だよ

Daveって本名？
よろびくなんて言葉、いまどき使うやつがいたら引くわ。

つーか、Daveって日本人じゃないの？

Dave is a Jap, because he stinks.

Daveは何人ですか？

Dave is one person.

>>302
一人だよ。

デイブって聞くと太っていそうな気がするのは何故だろう・・・？

Dave Fromm?

Even I knew よろぴく so he can't be Japanese

Just because you knew an expression, MAS, doesn't mean he isn't Japanese.
To put it another way, any Japanese knows that phrase, which means it's
more natural to think he's a Japanese.

I don't like that kind of childish slang.

>>309
Yes, it is quite childish. Who would use it, school girls?

In a famous vocabulary book, there's a sample sentence.
It goes like this: Dave is fat and clumsy.
Many Japanese think it's true.

だからデイブと聞くと太っていそうだと思うわけ。

What's the meaning of MAS?

Well in my dictionary there is these two example sentences:
デイヴは私のクラスメイト全員の中で一番速く泳げる。

私はダイブがとても親切だから好きです。

It's getting cold here in Japan. How is it where you are, MAS?

>>310
言葉: よろぴく
採集年月日: 1988
使用者の年齢: 15〜18
http://hw001.gate01.com/misaki-kaoru/words.html

It seems to be a slang expression among younger generation
but I sometimes hear adults (in their thirties or even fourties) say it with a jocular tone.

>>314
Define "cold".
What temperatures qualify as cold?

>>312
意味はない。名前のイニシャルだけだよ

>>315
Thanks, Urban Predator

MAS, did you get the e-dictionary that you said you were thinking about buying?

What do you think of people who say どす instead of です? I've only seen it a few
times. Is it childish?

>>315
Oh I see....
By the way, I'm not Japanese.
I like sushi and kimchi though!

Are you good freiends of mine.

>>319
Oh, no, but thanks for asking. I decided to look at them when I'm in Japan.
I already have a good dictionary on my PDA. I might get one from Akihabara.

>>323
Akihabara is great!
I like the word 'MOE'!

I was wondering if the three wouldn't go back to 4ch or some other
message system where there's no Japanese and they can talk with each other
to their hearts content.

>>321
Great but I'm not sure what "kimchi" is

>>320
According to Kojien:

どす
　助動　
「です」の転。京都・滋賀地方でいう。

So it's dialect, not slang.
And I think it sounds a bit charming.

Hey MAS ,Suck my cock!

What is the natinality of Urban Predator?

>>325
Do you mean me, k-tan, and Dave?

>>327
Thanks. So it's okay for guys to use? I'll try it sometime

I've been on 4ch before and was not impressed at all. I don't really see the point
of it.

just a week ago, in the chatting thread came a kind boy called koji, who always treated
anyone fairly and talked back to anyone who even felt sick and tired of life.
he helped out as many people as Jesus Christ did.
he let them know there is a cute girl whose name is Yukorin. he knew
her smiles and vanilla-scented fart made them happy and forget about
anything depressing.

>>323
That's good. It's better to purchasing one after seeing the goods in your hand
and checking its usability.

>>329
I'm from Zipangu.

As you all may know, Sir Wi was very wise when he was a high-schooler.
He passed the examination of Kyoto univ and spent all his time studying
in order to become a lawyer-he must've specialised in laws.
But he failed. Several attempts ended up with complete failures.
After that, he lost his hope and wanted to do nothing. He was like
a dead person, before he found English very interesting and worth learning.
He loved the language so much that he invented a new method of learning it.
That's what's called the SW method.

Seemingly, he is a mad man and suffers from schizophrenia but he has the
brain. Sir Wi got over his failure and now he preaches us to study
English as effectively as we can even in Japan. He's noble.

Why does Sir Wi only write in Japanese if he is so good at English? I'd like
to see something he has written in English.

>>331
Japanese people will love it when a foreign visitor speaks any Japanese.
You might want to try 「ごーめんなさい」 with the stress put on "ごー"
just like the way the Swiss martial artist アンドレ・フグ (I don't know the spelling)
cried out in a Japanese instant noodle commercial.

>>338
I'll try that. I'm going to make an effort not to use English at all after the
first few weeks.

Why is Japanese so fucking hard to understand!?

Urban Predator, may I ask why you don't do translations on the 日本語→英語スレ?

>>325
4-ch does have a few Japanese visitors. It's a pretty international site.
I visit it rather rarely along with a few other sites though.
Why should people go to where there are no Japanese speakers?

>>340
Umm..because the subject is usually left out and you need to know 2000+ characters.
How long have you been learning, Dave?

K-tan how did your man find the JLPT? Easy?

On >>338
I was mistaken.
アンドレ・フグ is Andy Hug, not アンドレ (Andre).
And his famous line in the commercial "強麺（ごうめん）" was 「ごーめんなさいよ」
I remembered it with one letter off: よ.

>>343
16 years.

>>344
Yeah :-D
Unfortunately though he's been stressing a lot about his essays lately.
He needs to learn to handle his stress better. He doesn't take
living alone too well. Frustrating to not be able to help him properly,
he did rather well on the essay he wrote while I visited him. I
couldn't help him on the actual essay content, nor should I have,
but it made him feel better to have someone to proofread his text
and give him hugs when he was being frustrated about it not being
as good as he wanted it to. He's a perfectionist -_-;;;
Hm. I'm rambling. Sorry.

>>346
嘘だろう。そんな長い期間日本語を勉強してきて人間はどうして日本語が非常に難しいのか
という事を聞くはずはない。

>>348
16 months sorry.

>>341
Actually I used to frequent that thread in order to further my English ability.
But I got tired of it due to my pure laziness and now I rarely go there.
Plus, I think it's rather too much of responsibility on my shoulder to deal with those
translation requests because most of them are written for a third party unknown to me,
so I can't and shouldn't take it easy and give answers to them if I'm not a hundred
percent sure of what I'm doing.
In contrast to that, this thread is much carefree.

I'm going to have a cup of coffee.

>>350
Yeah, I know what you mean. I like it there some days then other days I prefere
to just chat here. Someone asked for this translating yesterday:

布哇金刀比羅神社は、千九百二十年の創立にして、由来、神威赫々として衆庶の景仰厚く
歳次盛運に赴き、特に近時は著しく発展し従来の設備に改善の要を認めつゝあるの際 白崎八幡宮 大瀧神社合祀され、
神事は愈々繁多となり信者亦頓に加はり、遂に時勢に順応すべき施設経営の必要に迫らる、
然るに従来の社他は甚だ狭隘にて、最少限度の計画すら不可能なる上、其筋より、
大衆の集合は特に注意すべしとの厳達もあり、斯る状態にては到底、惟神の大道の宣揚 神祗
奉斎の実蹟の挙らざるを痛感し、種々教義の結果、昨秋の御創立満十年奉祝祭の紀念事業として、
爰に、敷地購入、社殿造営を発企するに至る。

Who on earth could translate that?

>>353
I need a kanji dictionary to decrypt that message.
That reminds me of what I was meaning to ask.
The electronic dictionary you had in mind was Canon Wordtank C50, right?
The kanji dictionary in that one covers only JIS kanji (6355 characters),
and if you want to read Japanese literature, that would hardly serves your purpose.
You need Canon Wordtank G55 (with 13112 kanjis) or other models by SII that
contains 新漢語林 (14313 kanjis) to be a kanji master.

>>354
There's always wakan to function as a kanji dictionary.
ttp://wakan.manga.cz/

My car blew up.

>>355
That's an interesting tool.
The only kanji-related tool I know of is Mojikyo.
Mojikyo fontset includes over 120,000 characters.
http://www.mojikyo.org/

>>316
お前はMASじゃないだろ？
それとも自作自演キャラクターなのか？

･･･外人だからって自作自演しちゃいけないとは言わないけどな。。

Nonsense!
You must speak more elegantly!

im sorry
hige sorry

>>355
120,000?! That's quite a bit. I'll have to check it out later.
Wakan has served me quite well for most day to day usage though, with a
reasonably adequate 20,000 or so characters.

the terminator refused to block the ezecution.

Why is president Bush doing poor in Iraq War?
What mistakes did he make?

>>362
This wins.

>>363
What mistakes didn't he make?

Now only fools are talking.

no neet is here.

Don't care if he is smart.

Is there any woman who wants to converse with me?

Kiss your anus!

sry i'm a man

Do you think Koizumi government is doing great?

I think Mr. Koizumi is doing fine. But,in some sense, he is too much expecting next Japanese prime ministor(?).

>>371
No. Though the real GNP has been growing, the nominal GNP has been contracting.
And unemployment rate increased.

counterattack

I am naked!
How are you?

Don't you feel cold?

>>375
Fine. Are you a young lady or ..?

>>377
a fucking gnarled man? you mean?

>>378
That's right.

I'm fat.

Dave is fat and clumsy. When he leaped over the shallow stream,
he stumbled and twisted his ankle.

imagine there is no heaven.

You may say I'm a dreamer.

Hello!
Im unemployee person.
What I called NEET!

How come can you have a copulace with a very fat man?

My penis is compressed by my blubber.
I am sad, a little.

We are stupid NEETs. He is a 1st grade architect. He is superior to us.

Our Yukorin is also kinda achitect. Because she built herself to pretend pretty and innocent.
We are being deceived by her, to buy her many goods, CDs, calender, and photo-books.
But Government and her company hate to compensate.

I don't like our Yukorin because it is stupid.
I like Uno Kanda because she has beautiful legs....

what is your mother language?

korin langiage
ガンバりんこetc

＿|￣|(　：

are you native?

is english a good language for neet ppl?
neet ppl are likely to learn english, i dont know why.
but they seem to have a huge interest in english.

I am not a native, but my citizenship is Korin Planet.

neet (o^-')b yeah!

My dream is to compile trilingual dictionary among Korin, English and Japanese.
but it takes me several years. I need your corporation.

why do native ppl avoid to stay here?

>>398
Shut up! suck my cock!

ufo!

Shall we do 69 to suck our cocks each other, ufo?

such an idea is violating god.
ufo should be banned legaly.

UFO is a fling disc controlled by ET, on the other hand ufo means gay.

Most UFOs are likely erroneous observations, and most others are plasma phenomena.

why dont you get out of your small world?

>>404
Hi, professor Otsuki.

Why am I alive?
I want to know the reason.
Because I am so empty.

you need to find a new hobby that will change you. after that you will find
your love and everything will be alright

I don't think I can do all those thing you said.
I am lazy and at the same time afraid..
All I could do is exist,

you can do it. just stop escaping and try something new.

I don't even know what I am escaping from.
I can't see anything clearly.
All is obscure.

haha some people dont understand ANYTHING LOL
"egan to irritate, spewing pointless lyrics like "walking in the void/too much space/nothing in my mind/it's all erased","

>>411
watch again eva25-26. haha I am that subject guy

you are mocking me...

>>414
no!!!! (really) I felt exaclty the same
btw if you want to talk download aim or something... (if you that lol/eggplant guy)
...

so no aim... sad.. I rly wanted to talk with u :((
I could introduce u to the mindblowing world of jcinema and jart and other
jcrap!

someone who cant sleep?

btw, about that girl ... I discored that she is a "popular kid" and popular kids
are evil! I should be careful with her haha

of course she is not "girls who are generally blonde(not always)/bitchy/mean/spoiled/"hot/trendy and ALL THAT!" who think they have a certain power over all other people. Mostly brainless and ditsy!."

but maybe she is even more dangerous lol

lol maybe she thinking something like "wow I am forced that handsome guy to like
me and he is even older that me" and then it's adds something to her large ego lolololololol
if that's true then love is over hahahahahha

hey subject... sorry i'm not around here that often these days... hope
you're doing ok. i've been busy sorting out my future. lol
life is really shitty... but can't help it. hehehe

berenjena:

I hope things get better.

oh... you're still awake! i thought you'd already gone to bed...

I feel silly now.

I lost the thread that I was on before. *blushes*

In most cases, those who say something is boring or shitty don't
make any efforts to make his life stimulating.
You are absolutely the kind of people.
If you think your life is shitty, it's you who has to be blame.
Stop complaining, loser. Instead of posting how your life is miserable,
stuff your mouth with your dick and shut up.

No, I'm someone else. I guess I'm just nice like that?

>>425
i know... that's what makes me feel even more crap! hehe
if only i could stuff my dick into my mouth somehow...
that's would be fun. lol

I am also not >>425

>>427
lol

>>427
You could won the Gold medal in the gymnastic event of Olympic
if you could stuff your dick into your mouth.
And that could make your life turn around and made your life step
in the better direction. Direction. Good luck on the next Game.

Imagine a gymnast turning around int he air, sticking his own dick in his mouth.
He could cover the front page on the next day and he would be nominated a
person of the year by the Time magazine.

>>430
haha... cheers! i know some female contortionists can lick theirs.
but never seen a male contortionist sucking his own... no matter, i'm
too inflexible for that. i will work very hard for the game, nonetheless.
thanks for all your kind support. lol

I don't mind introducing you to a world famous trainer to be competitive
in the Game. If I remember correctly, he can teach you how to lick your anal
while performing on the rings. Good luck.

hey berenjena I know you're anonymous :) who posted before. why dont you give me ur
aim? I promise not to talk about YOUR personality and YOUR life and things YOU dont want to
talk about cuz I feel the same about my past.
cuz I can feel that you're lolo----t
or not?(zomg meme 500k do you remember it??? it was great GET lolololo)
I am doing english homework now! stupid translations!
haha not sage!!!

>>433
yeah... i'm very interested. could you please introduce me to him?
i am very much into my own beauuuuuuuuuutiful anus.

>>434
hey! you are back!

well... i was really away. i wasn't anonymous at all. besides all those
anonymous guys, they don't do so much LOLs as i do. hehehe

yeah... but I am that anonymous who talked with u few hours(or an hour) ago
about that girl!! but I dont really want to talk about personal stuff and
other crap in here, cuz it's public message board
and it's really strange to write personal stuff here :)

well... and i am not the guy you're referring to for some time now.
but you're forgiven. hehe

why dont you admit that you're LOL-----T
you're azn. he is azn too(I saw his photo @ イイCHAN)

btw I am not asian

>>438
i think that was someone else. i saw your posting, that's why i said hello
about 30 min. ago.

>>441
i don't really care what you're - martian, titan, german, whatever. lol

>>440
why bother? i keep saying all the time that i am not that guy you're referring to. hehe

hmm... that's really strange... :(

what?

nevermind... cuz it's really strange where strangers can talk friendly like we
did in that thread...

well. who cares? the world is full of good and friendly people. :)

About 4-ch:
I know that a lot of people wonder what's interesting about it. Well, if you're used to having a forum like 2ch, it's probably not very interesting.
Just the fact that it's much smaller will probably make it boring to some people.

For someone like me, someone who doesn't speak much Japanese, it's cool because I don't have a forum like 2ch.
I can post in the English forums, but, if people got annoyed with me bumbling through one of the other forums in broken Japanese mixed with English, I can't really blame them.

So, the point is, it's probably not very fascinating to someone who has access to a forum like this, but not everyone has access to a forum like this.

Can youask you, berenjena ◆qReGbtCTS6 and subject ◆Q4Aw5gx0T6
when and how did you happen to know about this message board?

I guess you two aren't Japanese and your Japanese friend told you to
post here. Am I right? I am curious.

where -> when

about 2 months ago, i guess.

>>452
How did you know this. message board?

>>451
What about you? My question is too boring to answer?

*I* learned about it through Wikipedia, while looking at articles on anonymity and pseudonymity.

how - coz bbc was writing something about this site. something like the
largest bbs in the world. so i thought it would be interesting to take a look.

maybe it was some article in guardian. don't really remember...

>>450
I am not native speaker of english. I am just have great interest in japanese
culture. I like modern culture. you know japan always was fascinating country like me.
people like HIROMIX, TAKASHI MURAKAMI, etc. I love japanesse
photography and art and other crap.

>>456
stop lying ok? lol :)

>>458
LIKE -> TO

lol... hope >>450 is happy now. he's got the answers. hehe

This forum is getting some attention from other countries, not only is 2ch the largest forum in the world, but other countries are starting to get their heads out of their asses and notice. ;)

Thnak you for answering my question, >>455>>456

>>456
BBC introduced this board? AMazing. I've heard NY times did, too.
I wonder how you could mannaged to reach this board and this thread
where ENglish learners gathers rummaging through from the top page of 2ch.
It seems almost impossible if you don't understand Japanese

>>459
can't remember where. but i remember i read this site is the largest bbs.
that's for sure. that's why i came here at the first place.

>>462
I am get pretty used to browse japanese sites. I saw misc kanjis so many times
that I memorized about 40 of them! I also know hiragana.

>>462
buttttt i do understand japanese...lol

>>458
So what is your native language? I speak English, and Spanish. Culturally they are both my native languages, but I was primarily raised speaking English, with some Spanish.

>>458
Thnaks for answering my question.
I am Japanese but haven't heard of HIROMIX, TAKASHI MURAKAMI.
Only Murakami I know is Haruki MUrakami, novelist whose novels are translated in
ENglish and has gotten good press overseas.

>>466
like berenjena hides something, I want to hide something too :)

>>468
what do you mean?? lol
do you think i am hiding something?? aaaargh... subject...
how many times do i have to tell ya...

>>468
So, what are *you* hiding? ;)

>>467
good talking to you, though i am not quite sure what you're up to...

>>467
I know HARUKI MURAKAMI too. I liked some of his books. I also know RYU MURAKAMI.
his book LOVE&POP is great. do you remember thing called enjokosai? was it real?

>>464-465
Allow my curiusity, but where did you learn Jpanaese? Did you
teach yourselves?

Seems like three people from overseas subjuct, berenjena and >>466
and one Japanese are here now.

>>472

Do you normally remember books that aren't real?

>>473
i learnt japanese in the berenjena academy of science in the land of berenjenas... lol
who cares... really. do you really bother that much?

>>473

Correct. I'm from New York.

>>474
besides, why are you being mildly nasty to subject??

>>473
I dont know japanese. I learned hiragana by myself

>>477

Mistaken identity. That was me, and I was only playing.

>>472
I know of Ryu Murakami. You seem to know a lot about Japanese
pop culture. And YEs to Enjo KOsai, It's still everywhere.
Older guys give some money to a female high school students
in exchnage for sex or somethig equivelant like blow job with girls,
although I haven't read his book and how he describes enjokosai in
his book.

>>480
yeah, it's also cuz I am interested in sociology andd society! and japanese
society seems unique to me.

>>476
Thnaks for your answer.
No wonder you are billingual of Spanish and ENglish.

hurray to the post-modern world! lol

>>483
yeah

>>482
No problem.
To further the steriotype, I am ethnically Puerto Rican.

sorry for my inactivity cuz I have some things to do...

could you put on a handle?

>>475
I don't meant to dwell on where you learned Japanese. Sorry my curiusity.

>>481
In the course of divelopment of INternet Old guys and high school girlsd can
meet on the Net, including cell phone Internet connection.

>>485
Lots of major leaguers are from Puerto Rico and Ricky Martin, too.

>>489
could you please put some handle name. it's rather confusing for my small brain
to handle... haha

where's subject anyway...

OK

I am some kind of busy now... cuz I have so little time for my homework..
:(

thanks

>>493
how is it going?? what is it about?

Kent was my dog's name. He died about three years ago.
I didn'tknow 2ch is famous like this.

>>489

Yes. I sometimes forget that, because I don't really follow much baseball. I'm loyal to the Yankees over the Mets, but thats about as far as I go most of the time.

well... i don't really know if it's that famous. but probably well-known among japanese people.

>>497
so do we have 4 people here now???

Sorry to hear about your dog.

I think it's famous in the right places. The internet is wierd that way.

please could everyone put on some handle name!!! please. i am the berenjena with
a very small brain. lol

>>497
All rihgt.

>>499
probably

it's about THE PLANTAGENETS lol

so... what shall we talk about??

To explain:
If I mention any famous website to almost anyone in my family, I'll get a confused look.

>>503
what?? plant agents?? to kill me???????? hahaha

I have one now.

>>507
thanks a lot!! :)

It's time for me to go now. Thanks for talking with you guys.

>>509
well... see ya!! have a good night!

You're welcome. It was fun. Let's do this again some time. :)

>>511 was directed at >>509

Sorry to confuse you berenjena.

no worries... i have a small head. can't help it. lol

>>510
It's morning here in Japan. See ya.
>>511
I enjoyed, too.

To subject, See you around.


Puff...

I think it's about how I should concentrate on my studies

>>513
sorry but... where did you say you're from??

ok. I really have to go. sorry guys! i will come back maybe after 20 hours )
bye all

>>516
ok... so you're going away. come back when you finish your homework.
don't take too long, though. i'm going to be in an hour.

>>518
see ya, subject.
see you in 20houuuuuuurs! lol

>>517

I am from New York, but ethnically Puerto Rican.

ok...thanks. now i got it. i was a bit confused which one was which.

so why have you decided to come to this forum???
i'm sure there are much better ones in the us.

>>523

I wouldn't bet on it. ;)

Seriously, the format is very different from most other forums I've seen, except of course, forums that are inspired by this forum.
In short, I found the idea of this forum interesting, when I read about it in Wikipedia. So of course, I had to check it out.

to tell you the truth, i didn't like this place at all when i first came here.
sometimes people (some japanese) are like kids who want to try out some newly learnt
slangs and swear words... well, just to show off to the fellow japanese in here, i guess.

once i got over that childishness. i was alright. i come here now and then to see
what's going on.

Things I like about 2ch:
The ability to be anonymous, with the choice to use things like tripcodes.

The fact that I don't have to "register" is a huge plus. You have no idea how many accounts I have online.
I wince every time I register for a new one, because I lose track of them so quickly, and am not comfortable with giving out my personal information to that many sites.

The fact that it covers so many topics. I don't know if there is a forum in the US that has nearly the variety of topics that this forum has. Even the English 2ch-style boards don't have nearly as many topics.

yeah... i agree. i hate registering on every single site i go to.
i can't even remember all my passwords now, coz there are too many of them.
too much for berenjena. lol

>>525
I'm used to that sort of behavior in "14-year old trolls" who swarm various forums in the US. I also used to post a lot on usenet.

>>528
lol
Actually, that problem poses a computer security risk for a few people. More often than not, the user picks out the same one, because they have so much trouble remembering that many passwords.

So, if someone manages to get the password for one account, they often can have access to a lot more than that one account.

that's what i thought. so i have a different password for almost every one of those sites.
hehehe... but i don't actually go there anymore anyway. so all i'm left with is how
to deal with junks they send to me now and then.

do you understand japanese? or are you actually intersted in japan??

>>531

Eww. Is there any information on how you can opt-out of the junkmail, on these emails? If not, are you familiar with email and spam filtering?

I can understand a *little* bit of spoken Japanese. My ability to read Japanese is worse. I do have an interest in learning how to speak and read Japanese.

yeah... i think i've sorted out most of them now. but i am a kind of person
who doesn't want to see any junk mails in the inbox first thing in the morning! lol
but cheers for the advice.

>>534
japanese is not that hard to speak, i guess. i know many people who actually speak well
but write not so well.

ooops my trip's gone!!! sorry...
535, 536 are mine.

ok... time for me to go. bye ya!

>>535
Cool. No problem.

>>536
I wouldn't say I speak it well, but I guess it helps that I lean towards using the short vowel sound rather than the long one when I encounter a new word.

>>537
Don't worry, I had guessed that.

I should be going too. See you around on the English threads. Who knows, maybe I'll learn some Japanese by osmosis. :)

Isolated aliens, ain’t you?

No rooks!

>>541

Aliens? *lol* Dude, where's my spaceship?

are you native?

its time only for job seekers, not for neet ppl like you.

they are not differernt very much each other.

>>544

If you mean to ask if I'm a native English speaker, yes.

do you speak japanese?

>>546
I was wondering about that myself, having just looked up the term. It's surprisingly specific. We've got a metric shit ton of terms for that here, and they're often vague.

I'm sure that a lot of people with jobs are dissatisfied with their jobs enough to seek a better one, but most of the time people seem willing to stick with a shitty job rather than try to find a better one.

I'm also dropping my tripcode for now. I had it there mostly for bene's sake.

>>548

Not really. I know how to say hello, and goodbye. I also know how to make offensive statements, and how to apologize. ;) You know, the basics.

However, I can't read it worth a damn.

I just had an epiphany.

Bear in mind that I can't read Japanese, and all I knew about the English board is that some people posted in English here.
Then I saw this post:
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1133975847/644

Am I correct in guessing that it's a quiz? If that's the case, does this mean that the rest of the threads are used by people to talk about, practice, and learn about English?

I know it seems obvious, but I didn't understand at first.

>>551
The thread you copied and pasted was the one for junior high and
high school kids, although English learners of all ages can come and post
there. The translation of the title of the thread is kind of like this,
"a thread to answer questions of homework of junior and high school kids."

>does this mean that the rest of the threads are used by people to
talk about, practice, and learn about English?

That's right. Basically, that's what this English board of 2 channel
is for. We English learners exchange informarion on English language
school here in Japan in some threads while in others we talk about
efficient ways to improve our English. In some threads people don't come
and post so often, while in others lots of people come and post.

After all, as you can see there are more than 600 hundreds threads
here in this English board.

Oh, I'm so pleased! I just got 1000 on the 日本語→英語スレ!

OMAEMONAAAAAA!

Dave, you watch a lot of anime and read a lot of manga don't you

anyone from canada?

Anyway, is there anyone who knows the discount sale of amazon?

imagine there is no heaven.
imagine there is no neet.

Good evening!
How are you doing now?
I'm playing the game, "Tales of the abyss."
Although loading time is slightly long, battle is very exciting!
Let's play it in this winter vacation!

>>MAS
How did you know?

Because the only Japanese I've seen you use is "Moe" and "OMAEMONAAAAAA!" and
you asked why Japanese is so hard to learn.

I just think now, "poor MAS"

sorry i miss understand...

Did you ever watch the animation called ”South Park"?

>>561
Well it looks like you guessed right.
I admit, I AM an anime geek!
>>564
I like South Park, a little.

Mangas I like are, `DEATH NOTE', `HUNTERxHUNTER', `GANTS', and `PING-PONG'.
I like `Dragonball' and `SLAM DUNK' when my childhood.

I had to give a promotion test to a student tonight. If she passed the test, she would have
been eligible to receive the tax discount from the Japanese government for studying English.
But unfortunately, she couldn't answer half of the questions correctly and I had to fail her...

Students, be careful with particles like "in" and "on" and "at." They're little tiny words,
but they are very important in English!

>>567
Thanks for your advice.

Why this thread is inactive during night?

I'm here to help you out.

Come to Papa.

peple, who have something to do after they get up. are happy.
how about you?
do you feel your happiness every morning?

Start me up !

ＮＯ！ＩＨＡＶＥ　ＮＯＴＨＩＮＧ！ＴＨＡＴＳ　ＷＨＹ　ＩＭ　ＨＥＲＥ！

i have somewhere to go, my office. that's why I do not feel happiness.

i cant get no satisfaction!

All play on 2 ch and no work makes jack a dull boy.

satisfaction and start me up?　stones !(ｏ^-')ｂ ｙｅａｈ!

Pleasure is the source of pain, pain is the source of pleasure.

Feeling happy improves your health.
Immunity increase.

You is a big fool man. Hahahaha.

lose your weight for your health first of all !
youve got fat since you isolated yourself in your small room.

I'm tired, terribly tired, amn't I ?

whats the next?

I'm not just tired...I'm exhausted...

go to bed as soon as pollible.

you got sick for accessing to the internet all day long.

there has been no one who was killed by the internet,.
or do you think you can be killed by the internet?

Hello. Neet ppl on this BBS,
How is your business going?

sup, part 38.

how is your life today?

Give me money.

I'm not very hentai

I love oppai.

anyone who is serious?

nope

Hi I am serious.
What do you want?

jah, introduce yourself at first.

introduce my self?
it is anonymosity based message board, isn't it?

pink floyd / dark side of the moon

roger waters is the man.

dont meddle in other ppls affairs.

who cares

i hit the wall＿|￣|●

this bbs is another public in the wall.

My man is water eater?

you are animals.

This thread is not fun.

why dont you try to use this seriously?

>>608
funny post, please.

Ando Mikitty perfectly resemble beautiful fairy on the ice-board, she makes me comfortable
on the other hand, All female residents on 2ch are perfectly King-kong, they make me vomit

>>611
Ando is a slut.

>>612
Shut up! Don't speak ill of my beloved!! You are the most plain idiot!!

she flirts with guys

Hey, King-Kongs! Have you looked at a mirror yet? Then it must show a beast, but it's your face!
You get out from here! You are fatter than a pig, you are feminist because men hate your looks.
But you can help me when I feel throw up

I think Ando is difficult to be a representative of Torino Olympic.
Because, Arakawa and Suguri and Nakano should be.

You guys suck at English.

hahaha you have a wrong idea. Mikitty is highly likely to be choosed a rep of Japan.

>>617
cause many of here included me are Japanese, that's obvious.

>>616
Well, all of thouse three aren't be able to land a quad.
So, Mikitty is better.

You are idiots, aren't you? How many times do you wank per day?
You are fat, aren't you?

Ando beatened by Suguri and Nakano in NHK Cup.

I am genius and not fat.

Ando Mikitty is the most pretty candidate to Torino among many ones.
next is Mao Asada. Suguri is...

The most moe candidate is a Tzusa Sakurano. lol.

Now I'm trying to watch a movie with the subtitles off.
It's a little hard for my listening comprehension. I must take a break here.

you have only to wank Midori Itou.lol

Sorry, I wanted to say Tazusa Sakurano.

Shut up, suck my cock before saying i'm sorry!

atom heart mother
what does it mean?

>>629
No thanks. I'm sorry. lol.

hige sorry

koizumi sorry

maybe, "atom, heart, and mother" ?

Atom Heart Mother (Japanese title is 原始心母) is a song by Pink Floyd.

pink floyd is old. i like shoji to akira.

Atom Heart Mother:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atom_Heart_Mother

I have a question.
What does the name Mrs Ruth imply?
I guess it means she is not so innoccent or something when you call her Mrs Ruth..
Am I correct?

I like Jamiroquai, Radiohead, The Beatles, U2, and The Chemical Brothers in UK music.

Why does NOBUNARI ODA cry so much?
How old is he?
10?

I think The Beatles is overrated.

>>641
But, George Harrison is underrated.

>>638
I think it means pitty woman. im not sure.

>>640
Because he is a descendant of Nobunaga,

>>642
And George Bush is overaggressive.

i wish you were here.

>>645
It seems that he wants to increase the number of Terrorists.

Btw, did Ando win?

hell no.

achah

WTF *%$!"#$%&'((qaawsedrftgyhujikol

hujiko

>>648
Of course not.

Do you know Mai Asada(who is a sister of Mao Asada)?
I think she is beautiful than Miki Ando.

Ando has a weird face.
I want to shit on it.

Why does Dave always annoy? Is he a child?

I'm only 8 years old!

You want to sex with Yukorin.

>>657
Are you a native English speaker?

I am 36 years old. I work at a warehouse. My yearly salary is 100,000 yen.
I love Emma Watson. I wanna marry her. Some people look down on me calling warehouse idiot.
This is my brief introduction. That's all.

You can know about me more if you ask some question to me?
you are much curious about me I bet.

Are you Japanese?

Of course I am a antive Japanese.

How do you make it with only 100,000 yen?

>>660
No, you're not 36. I know it.
You're well over 40. Just 41 going on 42.
I know it. You must be the guy.

45000 is spended by house rental fee. others include living cost are nearly 55000.
I can't save.

>>665
No I am for sure 36 aged!

don't get fooled

Someday I will go to study in Oxford Univ and Get Ph.D and just then I will marry Emma Watson.
The day comes closer to me.

OMG! you're so delusional.

>>666
45000 yen a year????
How the hell is it cheap?
You must have mistaken.

>>671
dont believe him. he's just teasing.

I doubt he is a warehouse, I think he might be a NEET or hikki

NEET and hikki are the same, dumb ass.

Or He used to work at warehouse inhis youth about from 10 to 20 years ago.
He is alone.

as

anyone out there?

Are you office worker, or house keeper?

I'm love'n studing English,
or exposed to the threat of doing so.

I,ve a plan to travail in China to Paki in spring, 2006.
I can't speak Chinese ,but read and write Chinese character(only Japanese Ver.)
In other places, like Nepa, India, I believe English can save my life.

So I'll keep useing this thread.
If you have some advise in my journey plan or my English, please tell me.
thanks.

http://everything_is_under_the_sun_in_tune
http://but_the_sun_is_eclipsed_by_the_moon

Hey,suck my ball andass tender？

here comes another NEET again. get a life.

You guys, What r u doing?

no one is here.

At least I and you are here.

I am clearing my room.
I have a bad cough with allergens.

im not here.
if you think im here, its your imagination.
dont misunderstand.

if you write here, it is referred to as "you are here".

you can think so even in your dream while you are on the bed.

King of the bugs.

when do you go to bed usually?
you look 24 hours ready to post.
dont you have nothing to do since you came to japan?

嘘つきターニャの真っ赤な真実。

ロシアの肉便器タニヤ（写真付き）
肉便器女は日本人に限ったことではないようです。
こんな女でも日本人の子供を産むのはイヤなのだそうです。
スタイル悪くてブサイクだから。

http://www.antiscam.net/modules.php?name=coppermine&cat=11108

ロシアン結婚詐欺師の手口

�@滞在費用をだまし取り
�A妊娠したら経口堕胎薬でわざと流産させ
http://www.imedical.com.kh/ru486peking.asp　←経口堕胎薬のＨＰ
�B慰謝料をふんだくる

金で女が買えるとか愛情が買えるなどという発想をする日本の成金
オヤジどもが露嬢を手に入れようなどとすれば、こんな結末になるのが落ち。

ヒント：
本当にロシア美女と幸せな家庭を築きたいのであれば、
結婚斡旋業者などを絶対に相手にせず、
露語か英語をマスターし、現地で信頼できる人脈を作った上で
信頼できる女性かどうか見極めてから結婚するべきでしょう。

参考：このサイトをよく読んでおくべき。
http://www.womenrussia.com/blacklist.htm

>>691
I only exist in the Internet.

How can I say 今年もよろしくおねがいします　in English?
Please tell me!

>>693
Ｓｕｃｋ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆｕｃｋｉｎ　ｄｉｃｋ．

>>694
Use YOROPIKU!

>>694
I hope we'll tag along this year as well.

take it in the rump←これってどういう意味なのか教えてくださいまし

I drive a car and take it in the rump

I hope to see more of you this year.

Thanks,697 and 699!

May the fucking Dave ◆b7kjMdJSaI kill himself by year's end.
Amen

>>698
たぶん、長時間運転でおしりが疲れたっていう事じゃないのかな。
察するにtake it in　〜　で　「〜がまいった」とかそんな意味なのかも。

Help me.
My English friend is in my home here.
He will go back to his country in the Christmas Holiday.
Then, He will buy a comic book for nieces as a Japanese souvenir.
What's the most good comic for 15 old girl?
MAJIRESUKIBON

How about Nana ?

Kittyちゃん and Pikaちゅー really hate pro-Korea movement among the Zapanese (manga ken kan ryu).

>>704
That's good! thanks.
But he said, "She wants to introduce Japanese comic. Then, she needs
The interesting comics that nobody knows. No English OK."
Many popular comics are sold abroad (like Card captor sakura).

I'm sorry in incomprehensible English.

>>703
How about NAKAYOSHI or RIBON.
Because many comics are gathered up.

>>707
I do not need you!

Well, I recommend you CHIBI MARUKO CHAN.
I guess that's the good one to get them familier to
Natural Japanese Daily Life with lots of fun,

Let's bring this to an end.

>>708
You are not me, I think.
Or, Are you other me?
Please be good.

>>709
WOW! Thank you very much! MARUKO is fun.
Maybe they like it.

>>Natural Japanese Daily Life

I don't agree to this. LOL

pretty girl teenager here has a big chance to be my girlfriend.

Get lost.

You are shy, aren't you?but then don't worry, I am gentle.

I think a pretty young girl who cherishes her virgin, is rare in moral-deteriorating Japan.

My brother was Killed by him
because…

Mao Asada has just won the women's event at the figure skating Grand Prix Final.
That means she is right now, arguably, the best female figure skater in the world.
But unfortunately, due to age limite, she won't be allowed to participate in the upcoming Olympics in Turin.
The Olympic games are supposed to be for the best of the best.
But without Mao, that won't be the case.
You gotta do something about this injustice!!

>>718
Shut up lolita-complexed crimer!! You go to the police to declare your crimes!!!

It's got nothing to do with a lolita complex thingy.
It's about how good Mao is.
It's about many people who want Mao to represent Japan in the Olympics.
That stupid age limite has to go.

>>720
You are only talking about little girl aged less than 20 in spite of you are 36aged. Mao Asada, Emma Watson, Saki Aibu and Saki Fukuda.
You are lolita-complexed idiot who works for warehouse!
You should be arrested to prevent causing any victims.

What a hell's going on here?

http://japantoday.com/e/?content=shukan&id=316

please read this article
and say whatever yuo want to say

Wide support

today I wanna get Englisth words , As much as possible that read
kept but a page it will end

Tell me all abou it.

my cock is erecting now

I've heart it a hundred times.

love me

Ando will not be able to go Torino.

ok I will :)

hey wuz up guyz??

The sky.

I am an orange.
Please don't touch me!
If you do so, I will turn into orange juice, and that would be terrible!

Are you jucy when I touch your cresvasse?

My cock needs to be sucked by you.

Don't even think about it.

anyone here? I wanna talk about idols

That's not a good idea.

Why Not?
Because you are also a fool, right?

No, that's because I don't like idols.

Come on.
Let's talk as fast as we can and put this thread out of misery by dawn.

Oh! you are talking on idols!
It is my mistake. You sounded idiot instead of idol.
Sorry!
But what do you want to talk?

What is ' talk as fast as we can '?
You seem a perfect fool.

What is the best way to protect the earth from distruction?

An empty man can talk as fast as you want.

The best way to protect is always a premptive attack, right?

>>744
Why?

Rapid talking is good for brain.

Why!? Come on!
You know what I mean!
Everybody should think twice before he expresses his idea.

But if you want rapid conversation, you will be satisfied.
I can talk as fast as you expect, I believe.

By the way, are you a girl?

Let's play Why-Because game.

Why do you propose such a game?

>>754
Because I want to develope logical thinking.

Idol? Oh, Big Buddha is nice.

Okay, let us play game!
But don't cheat me with a trivial game such as ELIZA.

What is why-because game?

Always ask question on something which has appeared in his conversation!
And answer with a start of 'because'

Why aren't you a girl?

>>759
I see.

>>760
Because I am a boy.

Or you wanna play this game?

　Ａ Ｂ Ｃ Ｄ Ｅ Ｆ Ｇ Ｈ
１＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
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３＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
４＋＋＋○●＋＋＋
５＋＋＋●○＋＋＋
６＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
７＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
８＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋

Why don't you see Ginban Kaleidoscope?

>>764
Because I don't even know what it is.

　Ａ Ｂ Ｃ Ｄ Ｅ Ｆ Ｇ Ｈ
１＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
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６＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
７＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
８＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋

wish you were here

I am quite lonely.

Because you are a boy.

Why does the boy like girls?

>>766
　Ａ Ｂ Ｃ Ｄ Ｅ Ｆ Ｇ Ｈ
１＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
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４＋＋＋○●＋＋＋
５＋＋＋●○●＋＋
６＋＋＋＋＋☆＋＋
７＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
８＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋

Okay, I'll beat you.
Next time get a tripcode so no one buts in.
And make the last move ★.

>>770
It's easy to answer. the reason is instiction. but we like not all girl, we hate busaiku girl just like you

>>765
It's an anime broadcasted on TV TOKYO at 2.50a.m.

>>766
Hey, where are you?
I'm waiting.
If you don't wanna play, just say it.

>>771
kk
but i have no time to play.
sry.

>>775
Oh, that's a bummer.
Well, someone else can take over.
Any one there who wants to fight with me?

>>770
Because humans make children.

why do you keep on loving me although i hate you?

Hellooooo?
Everyone gone to bed?

I can't sleep

becase you get the wrong idea.

Hi, I'm awake

You know how to play that game, do you?

Are there any Japanese here?

well, i'll make a few moves.

　Ａ Ｂ Ｃ Ｄ Ｅ Ｆ Ｇ Ｈ
１＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
２＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
３＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
４＋＋＋○●＋＋＋
５＋＋＋●●●＋＋
６＋＋＋＋★○＋＋
７＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
８＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋

Which game?

Oh no I don' t like this game much I'm sorry.

>>784
i'm japanese.

>>785
　Ａ Ｂ Ｃ Ｄ Ｅ Ｆ Ｇ Ｈ
１＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
２＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
３＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
４＋＋＋○○☆＋＋
５＋＋＋●●○＋＋
６＋＋＋＋●○＋＋
７＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
８＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋

There you go.

What the.....

>>789
　Ａ Ｂ Ｃ Ｄ Ｅ Ｆ Ｇ Ｈ
１＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
２＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
３＋＋＋＋★＋＋＋
４＋＋＋○●○＋＋
５＋＋＋●●○＋＋
６＋＋＋＋●○＋＋
７＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
８＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋

>>791
　Ａ Ｂ Ｃ Ｄ Ｅ Ｆ Ｇ Ｈ
１＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
２＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
３＋＋＋＋●＋＋＋
４＋＋＋○●○＋＋
５＋＋＋●●○＋＋
６＋＋＋＋○○＋＋
７＋＋＋☆＋＋＋＋
８＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋

>>792
　Ａ Ｂ Ｃ Ｄ Ｅ Ｆ Ｇ Ｈ
１＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
２＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
３＋＋＋＋●＋＋＋
４＋＋＋○●●★＋
５＋＋＋●●○＋＋
６＋＋＋＋○○＋＋
７＋＋＋○＋＋＋＋
８＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋

>>793
　Ａ Ｂ Ｃ Ｄ Ｅ Ｆ Ｇ Ｈ
１＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
２＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
３＋＋＋＋●＋＋☆
４＋＋＋○●●○＋
５＋＋＋●●○＋＋
６＋＋＋＋○○＋＋
７＋＋＋○＋＋＋＋
８＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋

>>794
hmm you seem to be strong.

　Ａ Ｂ Ｃ Ｄ Ｅ Ｆ Ｇ Ｈ
１＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
２＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
３＋＋＋●●＋＋○
４＋＋＋●●●○＋
５＋＋＋●●○＋＋
６＋＋＋＋○○＋＋
７＋＋＋○＋＋＋＋
８＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋

then, i have to leave now.
good bye.

>>788
You might as well go to bed. It's 2:45 in Japan.

>>795
　Ａ Ｂ Ｃ Ｄ Ｅ Ｆ Ｇ Ｈ
１＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋
２＋＋☆＋＋＋＋＋
３＋＋＋○●＋＋○
４＋＋＋●○●○＋
５＋＋＋●●○＋＋
６＋＋＋＋○○＋＋
７＋＋＋○＋＋＋＋
８＋＋＋＋＋＋＋＋

OK. Let's put on this game on hold for now
and maybe we can continue some other time.
Thank you for keeping me a company.
Good night.

Now I'm off to bed.

but the sun is eclipsed by the moon

Never assume that you are anonymous and cannot be identified by your posts.

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Do not post any message without knowing the rules of the 2ch.

Did you reported that thing to Admin?

thats no matter.
no one is here now.

C, can I have some angel dust?

ei,yo,wassup?wassup?
guess who's back?
back again.
real mother fuccka shin is commin.

nobody else?
answer me!

>>800
those are english chat
so, no problem

>>803
whats "angel dust"?

angel dust -> 天使のくず -> stupid angel

omg...

What is most useful internet radio for English study?

>>808
download itunes, and check music store's podcast section

【iPod】　Podcastでリスニングの練習
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1128954956/

angel dust means heroin.

thx

Does anyone know whats mean "noob"?

Angel dust is the street name for PCP.
A noob is short for newbie, I think.
Usually used in online games.
It would mean 新米 in Japanese.

da da da du-da du-da du-da

When will you marry Yukorin?

>>813
Noob, newb and n00b, they all stand for newbie, which is short for new beginner.
Often not a positive word, however that depends on where. Some places use it as a neutral word,
other use it as an insultive word.

I hate Butakorin!

Hi, gays. How are you?

korinsei

Hey　HOMO!　Are you dead?

no HOMO here

I am not ufo, i am a simple lolicon man.

I want you to suck my cock.

　　G　O　D　　 H　A　T　E　S　　 F　A　G　S　!!!

lol!!! I have about 700 links @ del.icio.us
but now del.icio.us is down! wtf!!! :(

Whats mean "FAGS"?

>>826
gay or hard work

I don't like Mondays.

I didn't like Mondays either.

But for the time being, I have no class or work, so I guess Monday is fine.

Feels odd to not be doing anything (like homework) right now, though.

>>824

homophobic lowlifes

how sad . . .

i am going to take the entrance examination of TODAI the year after next.
Then , Please answer my question .it is whether or not i will pass it if I master「黒大数」　

MAS and Dave are native speakers, though K-tan and UP are not.

but, Why can Mr.Dave use 2byte-word?

Yes but K-tan and UP are just as good as any native speaker

Where is k-tan anyway?

A 25 year old guy dating a 34 year old woman. What do you think? Right or wrong?

Saki Fukuda is pretty idol I think. in the other hand 34 aged female is just a old witch.

I will fight against you because you are fanatic stalker and mania for yukorin.
you consider Saki Fukuda is a top-class rival of Yukorin in idol industry, but actually Saki is a clear winner, yukorin isnt even an enemy

Christmas is soon here, does anybody have any particular plans for it?
And I've been told that Christmas is celebrated rather differently in Japan
than in some of the European/North american countries. Rather than it being the time
you spend with your family, New Years is. Is that really so? What kind of holiday
is Christmas, then?
I'm spending Christmas with my family, and New Years with my boyfriend (^-^)

>>826
>>827
Fag is also slang for a cigarette. "Mind if I bum a fag?"
Though my example sentance sounds pretty hilarious if you aren't aware of
that meaning of fag, and bum as a verb.

>>834
Thank you, though that would depend on the native speaker. I've been told that
when it comes to conveying information, my level is near-native if not as good as native.
However, my grammar is somewhat shoddy at times. Especially when I make a typo,
misspell a word, forget to re-adjust the entire sentance after modifying a piece of it
or accidentally use Swedish language rules to form a piece of a sentance without
realizing that I'm doing so.
The latter works both ways though, I've caught myself using English sentance structures
a few times in Swedish. Rather embarassing to catch yourself doing so -_-;; Ah well..
The hazards of being multi-lingual.

>>835
I've been busy, again.
Life has a habit of getting in my way. Oh well.

k-tan is much prettier than Yukorin.

Is there anyone who wants to continue that game >>797 ?
It's your turn. You are black.

>>836
Depends on them, I'd say. If they're both wanting the same kind of relationship,
I don't really see anything wrong with it. If one of them wants a fling
and the other one a more serious relationship.. Then that's not a too good thing.
But then again, that isn't something that's limited to age.

My PC freezes when I enter a city. Oh, I'm talking about an RPG.

>>841
Heh. Sorry, no.
She's a few days older than me (if I recall correctly), and by far prettier.
Ah well, not really anything I can do about it.
She's also cuter than me.

>>844
Which RPG?

Or if you want to play that game from scrach, just say so.

To MAS, can I ask you something?
I've been studying English. But honestly, it's hard for me to
understand it correctly, I mean, especially when listening. Could you be
a narrater for us English learners? I'd like you to read out and record some
texts and upload files. In return, we can do the same, whatever text you like.
What do you say?

>>847
The legend of the philosopher's stone. It's for free, because
some amature programer created it.
Do you love RPGs? If you do, I can introduce some J-RPGs available
for free, also created by amatures, though.

>>841
Sounds ridiculous. Can you recognize K-tan without meeting her only once?
You're being rude to both of them. Say sorry to them!

848
I just meant whatever text in Japanese, of course.

Guess it'll help you practice listening to Japanese.
Most posters here are native Japanese! You can count on us!
Come on, MAS..

Dave is much fatter than Butacorin.

>>853
Who're you reffering to by Butakorin, btw?

fuck me

>>849
Ah. Sadly I don't have time to play computer games, especially not lately, but if it's a
good one then I know people who'd love to give it a try. The name sounds a bit as if
it would have been related to Full Metal Alchemist or Harry Potter o.O;;

Also, sadly enough I don't know Japanese at this point, so if it's in that language
it won't be of much use to me nor the friends who would possibly be interested in it.

I think no one is willing to beat me up.

No one seems to back me up now, but I'll talk everyone into
going along with my plan. I'm so patient. I believe I could do anything
if I put my mind to it.

i like FF8 very much

You guys don't want to sound like me, trust me. I sound like David Beckham. You should
find someone who sounds more English.
On this site you can talk with native speakers via your computer:
http://www.twinguide.com/changeLocale.do?language=ja

I have played age of empires2 for several years. I am addicted to this game.
RTS games are highly toxic.

>>859
It's worst FF ever.

i don't think so. the worst one is FF2

>>856
>Full Metal Alchemist or Harry Potter
Well, no, it's nothing to do with either of them,
though it's a namesake of Harry Potter's first volume.
And yes, I think it's good to play. But as I said, I'm stuck in a rut
because of my PC...

Now that you mention it, I thought you've learned or have interest in
the Japanese language like MAS does.

>>860
David Beckham is English. Does he sound foreign or nunatural
even to native spearkers?

>>836
Why do you ask that? Are you dating a 34 year old woman?

pictures at an exhibtion

MAS, should I take it that you don't want to do it?
I thought it was a good idea to help each other learn languages though.
But if you won't change your mind by any means, then....

>>864
Well, I do have an interest in it. It's only passive at the moment though, since I really
don't have time to study the language right now. My boyfriend studies Japanese, so it's
inevitable that I will learn the language at some point. Just can't study it right now.

>>861
I play Age of Empires II too.
I'm not a very good player though.

>>865
He has a high pitched annoying voice, if you ask me.
>>866
そうだね。まだ会ったことがないけど、毎日メールとチャットしている

>>869
I see. Many Japanese people who try to learn English have the same
ploblem.. They can read somewhat, but have difficulties getting
themselves across in English. In fact, I'm feeling the same way.
It's been difficult to put into English, what I really want to say.

By the way, just out of curiousity, is there lots of educational
materials out there for Japanese learners such as vocabulary books or
grammar books or everyday expressions books, etc? In Japan, we can easily
get at English books. How does it like where you are?

>>868
Sorry, but I don't want to.

>>871
彼女とうまくいくといいね!
Is she a Japanese?

>>873
Ok.. Sorry to try to egg you on.

So, 34 year old woman. 9 year older than you?
Isn't she married? Did you ask her about that?

>>872
I don't really use books anymore. My main source is the internet which abounds
with Japanese learning material.
When I did use books I would buy them from Amazon.co.uk because local book shops
only had a very limited selection.
My main textbook was "Japanese For Everyone" which took me over a year to complete.

To Dave and 861,
What is Age of Empires II?
Can I download it for nothing?

Merry Christmas.
Go fuck your sister.

>>874
Yeah, she lives in Tokyo and is unmarried.

>>879
確かMASは近々日本にくるんだよね？
じゃあ彼女と会えるね。
イギリスに彼女を持って帰れるといいね w

日本語でごめんなさい皆さん。

>>877
You have to buy the CD-ROM for it.
But they don't charge you any money to play it.

>>880
Don't be scandalous.
The man is talking about a married woman for God's sake.

>>881
Fuck off.

Hello,everyone.

I want to make foreign penpals.
so,what do I ?

>>884
Go ahead and do it.

>>872
I can't even read Japanese somewhat, though. So a lot of Japanese are far better
off when it comes to understanding the other language. I understand a small bunch
of words if spoken, and i can't read kanji. I only very little about japanese
culture in comparison to e.g. you, but more than many people who haven't studied it
or only been exposed to japanese culture through japanese movies, manga and anime.
Hurrah for osmosis?

I live in Sweden, and there are some Japanese-learning books at places. They're not
terribly common, but they're not very rare either.
I think it's probably much easier to find expression books than vocabular books.
Most of the books I've seen have been that kind, but then again I've never actually
properly investigated.

>>881
Thanks for the info, Dave.
I'll check how much it is.

>>876
You must be a quick learner. I remember I was surprised when you
wrote in Japanese, maybe in the previous thread of this one.

More importantly, I don't want to offend you, but don't take her words for it.
Women are foxy in every contry, aren't they?
Why is she still single?

BTW, where's k-tan gone?

>>884
This is the best place to find a penpal:
http://www.japan-guide.com/local/index_j.html?aCAT=2
When I wrote a message on that site about a month ago I had 11 people email me.
If you want your message translating in English post it here and I'll do it for you.

>>880
Yes that would be nice
>>882
No she is not married as far as I know

I AM PERFECT. ARE YOU?

>>888
> If you want your message translating in English post it here and I'll do it for you.

I don't see the point in that. If >>884 wants to communicate with penpals in English,
he/she must do it on him/herself.

>>889
Sorry I misread the word unmarried with married.

>>891
I suppose you are correct. I was just trying to be friendly. Writing a good detailed
message will increase the number of people who respond.

>888
Thank you.
However,Things of I can use is a portable phone only.
Is it ok?

>>887
I'm still here. I'm only replying a bit slowly.

>>893
> Writing a good detailed message will increase the number of people who respond.

In fact, that's the problem if >>884's English level is not high enough, you know.
So 884 gets many responses with your help, but won't be able to keep the correspondence in no time at all.
And that would make those who wrote to 884 be troubled.

>>886
I know you can't recognize me, but I really talked some times with you before,
so unless I'm mistaken, you've learned Germany and English, That must be hard work.
>Hurrah for osmosis?
Does that mean getting used to languages is a shortcut for learning them?
Sorry, I'm bit slow.

>They're not terribly common, but they're not very rare either.
Intersting. Maybe it's like Germany expression books sold in Japan.
They're not so common, but not so rare either.

k-tan, what is the color of your panties today?

>896
訳せるのにかけないときはどうしたらいいですか？

>>895
Get it.

what is your favorite band?

>>899
Write in Japanese and translate it into English.

>>899
A good idea just hit me. You and MAS exchange e-letters with each other,
You in Japanese, MAS in English. That'll settle your problem.

>>901
Morning Musume.

>901
My favolite band is Mr.children they are
japanes popular band.

Let me tell you something.
I'm 38 years old and I'm going out with my co-worker this weekend.
She's 25.
I want to make love to her but I can't see what's on her mind.

>>906
The best shot you got would be giving it up.

>>906
Beccky would say, "Don't touch me!!".

>>894
You'll probably need to use a PC because you need to write long emails to your pen pals.
>>896
He should just pick one or two of the best respondents then become pen pals with them.
Having more than 2 pen pals takes too much time if you work or go to school.

>902
I can't it...
Translate is very deficult.

>903
逆じゃないですか？

>>906
Are you Mr Warehouse worker? Aren't you supposed to be 36?

>>898
Same color as the other one I wore a few days ago :-p
You ask silly questions.

I know. It never happen.
But why does she agree with me to go out?

>>903
Sorry, I'm taken

>>910
英語書けないんでしょ？日本語理解してくれる外国人と
ペンパルになればいいじゃん。MASなら手っ取り早いでしょってこと。
で、英語勉強したいんならMASに英語書いてもらったほうがいいだろってこと。
これは逆じゃ成り立たない。他人に英語に翻訳してもらってまでペンパル作りたいか？
はっきり言ってそれは常人じゃ理解できない。

>>900
Uh? Get what?

>>909
I didn't mean that the number of the penpals was the problem.
Even if the penpal was only one, 884 who seems to be not good at writing in English,
wouldn't be able to communicate with him/her. And that can be rude.

>909
A sellphone user is able to regist it?
I take every effort to keep penpals.
I will be effort long letter.

>>912
My guess is black. Am I correct?

>>916
I just meant I saw your point.

>>901
Onyanko Club.

>>919
Don't picture her underware when it's none of your business!
You are a horny boy!

>>915
I can't read Chinese.

>>920
Ah.. You might want to say "got it" or "i get it"/"i got it", in that case.
"Get it" sounds too much as if you want me to get something. :-)

>915
あー　ごめんなさい
ペンパルと楽しく話すと言うよりは
お互い学びながら話したいんです

そーゆー関係って少ないですかね？

>>918
I'm not sure. Give it a go - it's completely free. I'll do it for you if you
tell me your email address and the message you want to write.

>>925
You might want to try language exchange.
But I don't like the way you talk in Japanese.

>>921
How old're you, Dave? You must be 35 y/o or more if you are a
big fan of the club.

Girls 31 club is popular among 2ch'ers.

School Mates are pretty.

>>925
学びながら話したいなら尚更の事、他人の力に頼ってまで
文通しようとする精神が理解できない。

>>919
Hahaha, nah, not wearing a black one.

>>931
Wear the ones in pale pink for me.

>>928
My age is a secret!
>>930
What part of CHAT IN ENGLISH don't you understand?

>>925
What part of CHAT IN ENGLISH don't you understand?

Go ask here:

外国人のメル友ペンパルを語るスレpart27
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1133390705/

Daveは, Urban Predetorなんだろ？

>>932
I don't have one in pale pink :-p So there.

>926
I will think a mesage for regist.
but,I cant think yet.
Later several days,when I will ask you,
I hope you.

good night.

Dave is fat and clumsy. When he leapt over the shallow stream,
he stumbled and twisted his ankle.
↑
a famous sentences in Japan.

>>937
Then wear one in snow white quickly!

>930
他人に頼るんじゃなくて互いに学びあうために
簡単な単語を使ったり…っていう…

>>931
Your English is normally so good but in this case you should say "not wearing black ones".
Underwear is counted in pairs in English.

>>930
同意。ゆとり教育の被害者だな。

>>938
Okay, but I might not be here. Want my email address?

Daveはいい奴だよ。

>>944
I want your e-mail address and home address &hearts

>>944
I am not 938 but I would want your email address.
Would you be my English teacher?

>944
My mail address is in MERURAN.
ONEGAISIMASU.

>>941
何を言いたいのか分からない。
他人に頼らずに「英語」を学びたいんなら、他人に清書してもらうって
おかしいでしょ？それとも何か別のことを学ぶために英語を翻訳してもらい
たいのか？

人気者だなｗｗｗ

DAVEのことか？＞人気者だなｗｗｗ

>>940
Heh. And why should I be the one changing underwear? I'm perfectly comfortable as I am. :-D

Why don't you change your underwear to a pair of snow white underwear?
That way someone would end up in white underwear, and all will be well with the board again. x-D

No, I can't be a English teacher. In 19 days I will go to Japan and be too busy.

>949
Translate into Japanes is by myself.自分でやくす

into English is by myself,too.
清書も自分で

>>947
メンドクサイお願いするな。図に乗りすぎ。

>>948
Okay, got it. I'll be happy to help you

>>942
Thanks for the correction :-)

>955
…

痛い奴が多すぎ。おまえら、いきなり日本語の先生になってって
言われても困るだろ。先ずは他人の立場になってモノを考えられるように
ならなきゃな。

おまえら、次ぎスレを早く立ててくれ。

>956
Thank you very much.

(the ability to laugh at weakness)

>>952
Too bad! I just sent my snow white underware to cleaning.
OK then, I'll be reasonably happy with you in your raven-black panties.
Be an angel and do it for me.

デイブって絶対に（ｒｙ

I dont feel 迷惑

>>947
>>953

Dave is a trolling idiot.

>>950
It's your duty to make the next thread

>>963
I'm amused - since when is it angelic to wear raven-black panties?

>>967
まさにその通り

>>950はさっさと次ぎスレ立てれ。

たてたよ

たてただけね

>>969
Yes you can continue with your being amused!
Raven-black panties are regarded as angelic since the Cold War in Heaven.
Be my Angel and say you will wear them, pu-lee-se!

Daveって面白い奴だなｗ

内山 ◆b7kjMdJSaI
105キロ ◆b7kjMdJSaI

ってｵﾏｲだろｗ
ｵﾏｲ105キロある内山みたいなデブって意味を込めてたのかｗ

>>974
Sorry, but like I said, I'm perfectly comfortable as I am :)
You can always wear black panties, though. :-D
Isn't it a fetish in some circles, even? People wearing underwear of the opposite gender.

Next stage:

CHAT IN ENGLISH(英語で雑談)39
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1135007046/

950 has made a new thread. Good job, my friend

>>976
My boss has done that, people say

>>976
Oh, you are a little Demon!
That's it! I'm through with you!

>>979
Your boss knows what he's doing.
A refined man.

>>953
In 19 days? How long will you be staying in Japan?

Daveが名無しの件について

Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve.

>>982
86 days! With my new girlfriend, I might add : )

>>979
Heh.. Oh my..

>>980
I wouldn't call myself a demon, but that's just me and anyone who knows me. :-D
Reminds me of the ridiculous usage of the word "whore" in e.g. schools/universities.
If a girl turns a boy down, she's called a whore by the guy directly because of not
behaving like one. Now that's an oxymoron with a capital M.

>>985
How nice. お幸せに〜！

>>985
Yay! I wish you a lovely stay ^____^

No one backed me up at first, but eventually I talked everyone
into going along with my plan.

Thanks. I gotta go now. Nice talking to you all

k-tan is bedeviling me with a capital :-D.

>>990
Same to you, see you later.

そして気持ちよく去っていくマス。それを見送る天使と名無しさん。

>>989
What plan?

>>991
Hehh.. Not bedeviling you. Just pointing out how contradictory your statement is. ^_^

>>995
I am sane I swear.

>>996
You're probably as sane as anyone else. Just somewhat hypocritical, especially when things
don't go the way you want them to.

>>997
Don't say I'm hypocritical. I'm just hyper critical.

If you get 1000 you'll die in three days.
↓

1000を頂きマッスル。

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