A 13-year-old Schoolgirl lost her bra...

Hello　（´・ω・｀)

Welcome to The House of Bourbon.
This tequila is on me. So, for the time being, take this and keep calm.

Well, I know what you are now seeing AGAIN. Sorry about this.
It is said "even Buddha can't...",
so I never expect you to forgive me if I apologized.

However, in the moment you found the title of this thread, I would have been
able to make you feel some delightful joy like 'excitement' beyond words.
I want you to keep such a feeling against the cold and violent world.
This is why I made this thread.

Then, shall I take your orders?

The person who manages a bar is called the manager
or the manageress, not the MASTER.

The person who owns it is called the owner.

>>1
Get me the beer on the table over there.

Let's shout with me, "AHHHHHHHH~~"

>>1
英訳2点(10点満点)。

Oh, look at what you have done...

>>1
What the fuck is this?
Are you a Jesus freak?

>>6
you made a fool of everyone.

Hello Master

can i get some rum and coke?
im really tired...well .. i should say im exhausted.
ive just got home now and found you here.
hey.. you look cute.
tell me some funny stories that make me feel like...i really wanna
go back to work tomorrow again.
btw, im a girl. so u dont need to tell me dirty stuff. :)

ga

scotch. straight. blended.
too strong?
don't worry, I'll water down with drops of tear.

>>10
drops of tear... ew.

You look sad・・・
What happened?

No, don't say that.
My sadness would become fury.

hey, guys. Let's just chill out together for a bit...
Life's harsh, ain't it?

13 year-old girl...
If you are excited with this number, you deserve to go to Bellevue.

yes. very cruel.
I saw a tall and young and lovely girl.
I'm wondering how I can tell her my love.
but she doesn't notice.
I'm just a seacret admirer.

seacret=>secret

13 years old is too young an age except when you look like yukorin.

>>18
Do you teach English in public school in Japan?

>>1 is a serious case of nekama disease.

Why don't you take off your panty?

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Chatter in English (Part 6)
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1080928972/l50
English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ８
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1110298355/l50
Hey Native speakers! Come and help us!
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1089696504/l50
【真剣】「絶対」英語ONLY【真剣】
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1032157726/l50
英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/l50
英語で今日の気分を表現するスレ
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/l50

>>2
Thank you very much, I have got a knowledge.
>>3
It'll cost you 1.5 2ch-dollers.
>>4
Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>5
Give us better composition, please.
>>6
How hideous...
>>7
A school girl freak.
>>9
They're 1.8 2ch-dollers. Against your wishes, I am ugly and have no
funny topic today. So, would you like a special calpis-like-drink cooktail?
It is my own..., oops, only for girls.

>>10
Shall I help you to extract more tear trops?
I know some violent ways.
>>14
I hope not. So I study, to find a new style of my life.
>>15
Of course we all here are excited. Where is Bellevue???
>>16
You must know about yourself as you are. So, you will be able to give up her
and accept the fact that you're one of 'kimo-men' which is ugly people
who must spend a cursed unhappy life because of there appearance by nature.
But, don't worry. I am a comrade of you.
>>19
If a person like >>18 taught at junior highschool... ahh, how enviab...no, terrible!!
>>20
I think I have't said that I am a woman.
>>21
Why don't you put on your panty when you go outside in the middle of the night?

I am a middle-aged man who is 45, is seeking a young

>>24
Bellevue is a mental hospital in NY

ahh, >>23-24 is me.

>>25
45-year-old man who write in 2ch shows a horrible terminal
symptoms of some kind of anime and little girl fanatic...

>>26
Ohh...! You struck me!!

call me ojisann. I like u very much.
I like girl's idol such as morning musume. I hate my boss and company.

>>28
I am ojisan, too. I don't like ourselves very much.
Girls don't like us such as Moaning Ossan.
Of course, We are also disliked by our bosses and companies.

Do you like Yukorin, ojisan?

My company and fuckin' my boss give me a positon of window edge.
They forget that I have contributed to this fuking' company for 20 years.
I want a young female to ease my stress

>>30
I hate her. She is too old to be attracted by me.

>>32
I don't make sense of you, Ojisan.
Yukorin is just 20 years old and "Ojisan" strikes me as 40 years
old male. Why does 40-year-old male think 20-year-old girl is too old?
You couldn't attract her not because of your age, but because you're very short-sighted.

Who is Yukorin?
Evrybody is talking about her in 2ch.

>>33
I don't like yukorin's pretend innocence.
I think she resemble Tamao Sato.
I like neither

>>35
You sound like a naive boy, Ojisan.
A male over 40 has to see through a young girl, read her mind, and
treat her! I think you ask a perfection of females too much.

>>32
Just because you're too old to attract her doesn't mean she deserves
any hatred. Shut your big mouth, filthy maggot.

Shut up!! I hate Yukorin is the absolute truth!

>>38
What do you mean?
I thought you were a big fan of her, though.

so, who is she? Anybody?

You're very a fuckin' lower son of a bitch just like my boss who gave me a position of window edge as a means of restructure!

Google it, idiot.

I don't want to say a thing like this, but English grammar
helps you learn the language I guess.

You learn English than me!

Why don't you ask for the translation before you write anything in this thread?

It's messy quarrel.

What's "the" translation?

Hey! It doesn't matter what you talk about!
But Remember, you are the one who have opened this Thread of Bourbon House!
NEVER talk as if you are a noble gentleman, you all motherfucker!!

>>1
I'm 25 years old.
I had been ordering Gyu-salmon set,but had changed my mind and have ordered Oomori-neginuki
and Gyoku for 2 month, and I finally succeeded in marked by the clerks.
Challenge one time.
If you order something which is in menu, you can get Beni-syoga as much as you like.
The families coming only for the purpose of eating at discounting at 150-yen are ridiculous,
and if their father order Tokumori right before his four family's very eye bravely,
his dignity will be twice.
When you have little money,you only have to order Nami-mori with Tuyudaku.
There are much foods, for example, Oshinko,salad of fresh vegetables, and Misoshiru.
So I recommend here earnestly!!

>>49
I often used to go Yoshi-Gyu before the incident of BSE in Japan and U.S.
Although I once was a frequent customer, I have forgotten this habit to
eat a large bowl of beef-on-rice with oshinko, miso-soup, and an egg
in Yoshi-Gyu, and have been to Yoshi-Gyu only twice since then.
In the former visit I ordered a bowl of salmon-and-red-caviare, the latter,
pork-on-rice. But neither food could not be match former beef-on-rice.
I wish they came to have beef-on-rice again, I would return that economy and
satisfying habit.

I wanna go to Yoshi-Gyu with Yukorin.

Yukorin is loved by Everyone in this thread.

I even don't know who Yukorin is...
Is she a star in Japan now?
Like Utada?

Morning.

Yes, she sure is.
Her prettiness got a favor from almost all male, and she plays up
them to tickle their minds. On the other hand, women hate her attitude(think it's because they're jerous.).
A female doesn't like to see another fawning a male, as is common in the world. Do you understand what she's like?

Abiru , however, is straightforward and harsh toward such kind of girls, so she's extremely popular among girls.
I, for one, am a big fan of her, though I'm not female. She looks mature for her age(18 years old or so), has a good figure.
I'll bend over backwards to advertise her fascination to others.

Why is all everyone talking about that Ogura Yuko everywhere in this board?

You don't know?
Almost all Japanese males love her, that's why.

icic Thanks >>54
I just checked some pics of her on the Internet.
How old is she?
She looks like low teen.
I personally don't care for girls of her age.
Among Japanese actresses, I am rather attracted with Ryoko (or Yoko) Yonekra.
She is hot.
And I also like Aya Sugimoto. Both of them are sexy.. They really turn me on.

Yukorin is no1 prettiest girl. We are hoping for immigrant to the Korin Planet.
Korin Planet is more civilized rather than Earth.

>>54
Can I ask you who Abiru is?
Thank you for your kindness.

Abiru is a thief. Yukorin is a prettiest innnocent fairy.

Hi! Good Morning Everyone. I must take a bath because I got Musei←I can't translate in English.
By the way, I have a good news.
I'll have a job interview next Monday. I really wanna get a job.

>>59
Where are you from, anyway?
Almost all Japanese people know about her.
Abiru really said she shoplifted some little stuff before
she became an actress/model/talent, but who cares about her past?
She lives in the now, not the then. If I remember right, her mother was an actress, too.
You may find her very exotic. I'd say Abiru is more like Aya Sugimoto than Yukorin.

It took me some time to realize that you were talking about Yuko Ogura. She is really cute. Has not done any AV's yet, right?

Yukorin is a virgin so she has never sexed and even wanked.

Her eggs are running every month on my stomac.

It's not logical．

Abiru is an angel.

>>66
Want to eat her egg?

Shut up! Cherry!

An angel never exists．

Where is my bra？

I am a man who breaks yukorin's virgin. just then you'll envy me.
you cannot help jerking off thinking that scene.lol

I, a 14-year old boy lost my bra．(´・ω・｀)ｼｮﾎﾞｰﾝ

>>62
Thanks.
I'm stucking in the middle of Iowa so that
I get no info on fancy things that are happening
in Japan.
Well, I googled Abiru and saw some of her pictures.
She is attractive, but still I'm fond of Yukorin
than her.

>>74
So you're studying abroad, right?

>>75
Yes.
I miss a lot of Japanese things,
even news programs.

Okay, you all scums, go on talking about ur girls in wild fancies, if you like.
As I am so clever that never be interested in such a absurd and insignificant topic
like about Yukorin or something, so I never know the song named "Onnanoko-Otokonoko"
or this lyrics "The most important thing in the world is timing after all"!!!

>>61
The best way to find your job is to quit looking at such a worthless buletin board right now.
>>71
It is in my pocket since last night.
>>73
"Bra" is the head of a word "brassiere" means "buraja-".
Why did you have a bra, boy??
>>75
Can't you see Japanese websites?

bra is fine

Please put AA of Yukorin on the thread.

Im' in ur BBS
RAPING ur yukorin!

yukorin is fucking ugly.
No one in Europe will even give a look to her!
she's cute only in japan
haha

>>81
see urself