★★　見せよ！一流大の英語力 in English　★★

This thread is for the students and graduates of Japanese top universities
such as Keio and Waseda, but exclusive of MARCH and other equivalent ones.
They show off their superb English skills here by debating in English about
politics, international affairs, controversial issues, etc.

The number of posts in Japanese is to be counted and universities related are
to be given minus points accordingly, so their English levels will be judged.

OK. Let's get started!

早稲田卒ニートが2げと

>>2
Waseda -1

>>1
Who wrote this crap?

Notes:
　- Reveal your university name when posting
　- Put 'age' in the E-mail form or leave it blank
　　(so that this thread won't easily go down because of the English-only rule)

>>4
I did. Sorry.

１はラッキョウ大学。哀れ。

I'd like to propose a slight change in the rule written in >>1.
Let's not exclude March and other good universities!

Seinan

>>8
OK.

New rules:
　- March and other universities included
　- Such posts as >>7 will give Keio and Waseda minus points

Points:
　Waseda -2
　Keio 　-1

How about oversies universities?

海外というかパプアニューギニアのパプア大学です。

>>10-11
Oops! I wasn't thinking of overseas unis, but think it's a good idea
to let those from overseas join us.

>>11
English only please.

kalau aku tulis dalam bahasa selain bahasa English rasa macam
mana?

Shut the fuck up, loser .

Top Universities =

Former Imperial Universities
Famous National/Public Universities
Waseda, Keio, Sophia, ICU
MARCH, KKDR, Dokkyo, Nanzan, Seinan

MARCH,

ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

Only one word?
Write in a full sentence if u can. www

>>11
Papua New Guinea

ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

MARCH ain't top universities. Are you kiddin'.
Students and grads of MARCH are fuckin' idiots .

>>20
read all posts before you complain about the rules
>>8

I'm not good at English, but I used to have a Australian GF.
I can manage to communicate in English.

Is Kobe one of top universities?

>>23
It wasn't an imperial university formerly but is a famous national university
so you can call it one of top universities.

What do you think of this movie?

Cinese Violence to Tibet People in Seoul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wT4scEwMIc

>>23
Kobe,it is no go but have only difficlty.
Kobe is one of EKIBENs. So, best of EKIBENs.

>>25
Violence has occurred not only in South Korea but all over the world, so
the movie doesn't surprise me any more.

I think the IOC is to blame for choosing such a violent country for the venu,
not to mention China.

Woman students of MARCH are bitches .

>>26
Is the name 'EKIBEN' still being used?

>>28
Woman students should be female students. www

>>28
Are you a Waseda student?

Waseda -3

Kobe is probably better than the worst of imperial universities
although I don't know which one is the worst.

I'm not >>27 but >>22. Sorry

>>29
Yes.
Crazy people use it in the internet.
They dislike the fool like MARCH and complin other university only in the internet.

MARCH will disappear near future . Becuz MARCH will
fall into financial difficulties.

Crazy people are called GAKUREKI-CHEW. www

>>36
Is there any evidence?
Show us some figures or something to prove they'll get into financial trouble.

>>37 Are you one of them?

スペルも語法も当然のように間違ってましたwww
ごめんなさい

MARCH students are called loser .

>>41
What do you think Japan should do to survive in this increasingly competitive world, you winner?

I think at first the prime minister of Japan
shoud resign his position .

Self-proclaimed 'winners', who insist are more talented, always make fun of MARCH students,
but they are just overestimating themselves. They can't answer properly in English when
asked difficult questions.

>>43 may be thinking he managed to answer to >>42 safely but actually he only wrote
very briefly without going into detail. He proved fatuous self-complacency of 'winners'.

I can't help feeling sorry for them.

>>40
Admitting own mistakes gives a good impression, but
most of Waseda or Keio students hate it as they have
false pride and are thinking admitting their own mistakes
makes them losers.
Poor boys... Be more relaxed. Assertive personality
only makes life hard.

graduates of Japanese top universities
such as Keio and Waseda, but exclusive of MARCH and other equivalent ones.

You shouled say japanese top 'private' universites or
change the word 'keio and waseda' to imperial universities
represented by todai and kyodai' and change the word 'MARCH' to
'Keio and Waseda' instead.

You must be an alumni or student of waseda or keio. Your English is
not good and not easy to understand. That's not why your English
is deep, but why your grammer and usage are low.
You revealed waseda and keiko English level in >>1. The end.

>>36
in the near future

>>46
Which uni did you go to?

>>48
None of them. lol Read the content.
Your reaction is typical of gakurekichu. lol.

>>46
That's not why
　→ That's not because

an alumni or student
　→ an alumnus or a student

your grammer and usage are low
　→ your grammar and usage are incorrect

revealed waseda and keiko English level
　→ revealed the low standard of Waseda and Keio students' English

>>49
'None of them' means you didn't studied at Todai nor at Kyodai, right?

>>48
Probably one of worst national universities.
Students of these universities tend to have hostility towards Waseda and Keio.

>>46
> Your English is not good and not easy to understand.
> That's not why your English is deep, but why your grammer
> and usage are low.

I guess these phrases are for yourself rather than for >>1.

>>50
I didn't know >>1's gender. So I used the plural form of
alumnus, alumni, which was to
replace 'alumna or alumnus'. >>1 can be a female or male.

I don't know I was right. But alumnus is also misleading.

No excuse needed.

your grammer and usage are low
　→ your grammar and usage are incorrect

I didn't go so far as to say 'incorrect'. His english is not
plain.

http://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&rls=GGLG%2CGGLG%3A2008-07%2CGGLG%3Aja&q=%22a+boy+or+a+girl%22&btnG=%E6%A4%9C%E7%B4%A2&lr=
http://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&rls=GGLG%2CGGLG%3A2008-07%2CGGLG%3Aja&q=%22a+boy+or+girl%22&lr=
Both are correct.

http://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&rls=GGLG%2CGGLG%3A2008-07%2CGGLG%3Aja&q=%22That%27s+not+because%22&lr=
http://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&rls=GGLG%2CGGLG%3A2008-07%2CGGLG%3Aja&q=%22That%27s+not+why%22&lr=
Compare the hit counts.

>>56
http://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&rls=GGLG%2CGGLG%3A2008-07%2CGGLG%3Aja&as_qdr=all&q=+%22a+boy+or+a+girl%22+-%22a+boy+or+girl%22&btnG=%E6%A4%9C%E7%B4%A2&lr=lang_en
http://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&rls=GGLG%2CGGLG%3A2008-07%2CGGLG%3Aja&as_qdr=all&q=+%22a+boy+or+girl%22+-%22a+boy+or+a+girl%22&btnG=%E6%A4%9C%E7%B4%A2&lr=lang_en

* The search results of 'a boy and girl' contain 'boy and girl' (w/o 'a').

>>56
'That's not why' means 'That is not the reason why', which is Semantically wrong in your context.

>>57
The results of 'a boy and girl' also contain 'a boy and girl + something'.

>>55
I want to leave this issue to a native speaker.
It's O.K. to use the phrase like alumni reunion which
includes males and females.
So I used the plural form. But I'm not sure alumni can be used
for the person whose gender is unknown.
I may have been wrong.
Sorry, I just want to let off steam... I have to study more.

Still, to be honest, I feel >>1's English is crumsy.
Not the thing someone should show off. >>1 appeared to be
a big fish in a small pond.
But I want to leave this to a native speaker too.

Ah, clumusy. sorry.

>>60
Why can you criticize of other's English when you haven't reached
the standard where you can judge correctly what is wrong?

>>58
I meant to point at the part of 'not easy to understand'
by 'That'. Yes, I have to admit my sentences were rough.

Still, I didn't get any instruction that "a A or B" form is wrong.
I know "a A or a B" is more precise but I feel it was too formal.

I think it's >>60's hatred against >>1 that has made >>60 think >>1's English is clumsy.
>>1's English may not be completely acceptable, but what's wrong? All of us here are
English learners and can make silly mistakes. It's nonsense for us to make fun of others
of their English.

>>62
You may be right. But,,, don't words like superb make you feel
embarrassed?
In the first place, >>1's English is superb? Too narcissitic manner
contrary to his English skill.

>>65
No. I don't think >>1 is thinking of his own English as superb.
Have you not visited the MARCH thread in this board?
MARCH students are always criticised there by Waseda and Keio students or alumni,
so I guess >>1 created this thread to prove that even those from Waseda or Keio
haven't good skills of English by making them write something in English.

>>66
I agree.
Why does >>1 want to give minus points to those who post in Japanese?
It is because he wants to make a fool of Waseda and Keio.
It's obvious that >>1 is a MARCH student/graduate.

is >>1's english so bad?
i can't find any conspicuous errors.
isn't it because it's very formal that some people think it clumsy?

His English is formal but the last line is not quite.
It may be the reason.

I mean, the strange combination of formal and casual forms.

1番結構間違ってるじゃん
日本人の英語の出来ない象徴か君は？
私が読んで分かっちゃう程度の英語じゃ
大した事ないよ

>>71
Explain the mistakes in English please.

>>71
Start within 3 mins.

>>71 sounds like a girl.
A MARCH whore.

>>71
Time's over.

日本の一流大学の学生の英語はヨーロッパの中学生レベル
悲しい現実…

>>46×shouled→○should

This thread is for the students and the graduates from the top universities in Japan
(such as Keio and Waseda) but exclusive to MARCH and the like.
We will show off our superb English skills here by debating in English about
politics, international affairs, controversial issues, etc.

Your English level will be assessed as the posts written by each school will be counted
and those written in Japanese will be given minus points accordingly.
(? I don't understand here.)

OK. Let's get started!

>>1&>>78 simply prove you are just writing something looks like English.
Monkeys would do a better job than you do.

>>79 I agree with you . I recognize >>1,>>78 as
an idiot. >>78 ,please show us your English skill .
If you should be good English speaker ,
you can do it.

>>79_80
If monkeys were so good at English, prove it first before you fuck off, asshole.

>>80
You're not aware of your own mistakes, bitch.

>>82 You are the fuckin' son of a bitch , motherfucker.

>>78
> exclusive to MARCH and the like

　　>>1 probably meant opposite.
　　MARCH students are not included.

> We will show off our superb English skills here

　　It's highly likely that >>1 is not from MARCH as >>66-67 said,
　　so 'we' is inappropriate.

> Your English level will be assessed as the posts written by each school will be counted

　　This sounds worse than the original sentence in >>1.

>>79
Who do you mean by 'you'?

>>79
> writing something looks like English

→ writing something 'that' looks like English

>>71は知ったかだよ。
「私が読んで分かっちゃう程度の英語じゃ」ってことは
「私は英語が得意じゃないんだけど」ってことだろ？

oppai daisuki waseda university

aaaaarghhhhh! o-chinchin ga kimochi ii yooo!!!!
rikkyo university

mukashi wa moteta kedo ima wa metabo no ossan detsu
waseda university

warosu

>>87
most of people here are shittaka

>>88
most of people here oppai daisuki
waseda university

i like m*nko better than oppai
keio daigaku

>>86マーチはこれ以上醜態晒すなよ。お前馬鹿丸出しだぞ。

>>95=>>79？

I am a university student. The university is not famous and in fact it is third class.
So I always feel agony whenever I am asked about my academic record.
Sometimes it is better for me to answer the question "I am neet."
Because clever people like>>1(especially keio and waseda) would ignore me at that time.
Although I answerd it honestly, those clever people sneer at me. In addition they want to show off
their English skill without asking.
But I met real clever people who are students of Tokyo university. They wouldn't show off their any skills
and do nothing like >>1 who love to show off not only them but also his academic record.
Then I understood what the first class means.

>>1 is MARCH.

>>97
Nope! Some students studying at Todai behave like the ones you mentioned
but others always try to win over others by showing off their knowledge.
It's also true of Waseda and Keio students.

一流大学の学生より一流の大学生になりたい　ossan
waseda university

>>84Thanks for advising me, Mr. Smartpuzzler.

This thread is for the students and the graduates from the top universities in Japan
(such as Keio and Waseda) but excluding MARCH and the like.
You will show off your superb English skills here by debating in English about
politics, international affairs, controversial issues, etc.

The number of posts written in Japanese will be given minus points
and the points will be counted according to the universities they are from,
so their English levels will be judged.

OK. Let's get started!

Intelligent person won't really care about this kind of thread.

This is nonsense.

And what we know here is,
i am the person who respond to such a stupid thread.

Anyway, I will be one of Keio University students next year.
So get ready to welcome me at SFC.
英語むず〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜、おっぱい

>>102
I agree with your opinion.

though I haven't read yet

If he does not work, that is, could not work for any firm, and became
a NEET, it is invain to have made his effort to be a student of those famous universities,

>>103
○I agree to your opinion.
×I agree with your opinion.
○I agree with you.
×I agree to you.

sorry
>>106
○I agree to your opinion.
○I agree with your opinion.
○I agree with you.
×I agree to you
◎I agree on your opinion.

Bitches of MARCH like sucking my dick so much .

Do really Japanese study English 6years before college?
And this thread is for the top students? How stupid can you get.

前にテレビに出てた東大生へのインタビューで
「英語を話せますか？」「全然喋れません」

いちおう大学受験英語の勉強とか要領よく点を取るコツとかは
予備校で習ったんだろうけど、実用英語はまるでダメみたいだった。
多分TOEIC受けてもスコア低いと思う。

と、俺は信じている

I think I have seen the smartest monkey if I call >>79 English.

>>112
Wait another 3 million years. It will be better than you are.

>>108
hehe...even though the girls in the univ. higher than MARCH luuuv dicks.lol
they are just dirty bitches...maybe girls are all like that...

>>114
big looser

>>79
Dead monkeys would do a better job than you do.

>>115
heyhey u did wanna mean those who did "LOSE"? or just people who are "LOOSE"?
there are reeealy big difference u know?
C'MON u wanted to insult>>114?lol

Hey , bitches of MARCH . I teach you how to do
blow job very well . And I let you cum .

>>107
でたらめ書くなよｗ

>>106
If you want to say that , you should say "I am with you."
That is much better colloquial.

>>107
agree with a person, opinion or policy
agree about a subject of discussion
agree on a matter for dicision
agree to a suggestion

so 'I agree with your opinion' is the best.

>>107は知ったかだったってことかよ
このスレ、たびたび知ったかが登場してるよな

>>114
even though?
Do you mean 'even the girls 〜'?

>>120
> "I am with you"

It means "I understand what you are talking about" and not "I agree with you".

>>109
それネイティブのフリ？ｗｗ

脳死状態の猿とか脳内ネイティブとか面白いのが大集結ですねぇ。

このスレ見るとMARCHを煽ろうとしてる奴（早慶？）の英語力もたいしたことないな

seriously...i dont think all of them here are from SOKEI class univ...
cus their english is totally slangish, just like learned from actual conversation.
(some of them seem to be really from SOKEI thou...)

wait... MARCH is not 1st-class university, right?

then why are they here??

>>129
Read through this thread before you ask.

MARCH （笑）
what about Gakushuin?

　　早稲田・文−文
　　早稲田・教育−英語英文
　　上智・文−英文
64-----
　　上智・外国語−英語
　　同志社・文−英文
　　立教・文−英米文
63-----
　　南山・外国語−英米
62-----
　　津田塾・学芸−英文
　　立命館・文−英米文
61-----
　　青山学院・文−英米文
　　学習院・文−英語英米文化
　　中央・文−英語
　　西南・外国語−英語
60-----
　　法政・文−英文
　　関西学院・文−英米文
　　日本女子・文−英文
　　明治・文−英米文
　　関西・文−総合人文
59-----

http://www.yozemi.ac.jp/rank/gakka/shiritsu/shi_jinbun1.html

>>125 Die.

>>133＝>>109 ｗｗｗｗｗ

> Do really Japanese study English 6years before college?

ネイティブなりすましか。
もっとうまくやれよ。

だってマーチだもん。ネタもつまらないに決まってる。

一流は国立上層だけにしよ

と日本語で書いてる痛いヤシ。

日本人同士で必死に英語を使い合って会話・・・・・・
しかも、その内容は「俺は一流大学卒なんだぞ！　他の大学の奴らとは違うんだぞ」と叫ぶこと・・・・・・・
>>1とマジにこのスレに参加してる奴はどんだけ情けない奴なんだよ
これが学歴板だとしても、とんでもなく痛いスレだぞ？
そんなものを、しかも英語板で立てるとは・・・・・・

ふと見たら、>>133とか>>109とか煽ってる奴もマジに参加してる奴と同じぐらい痛い奴のようだな・・・・・・

>>134-140
"Students of Japanese top universities" quit showing off their superb English skills.

Show me how much youdo speak English well.

SuperbEnglish... lol

my friend goes to gakushuin.
and she is mentally ill.
she recently got a boyfriend.
she flirts with him in front of me, and perhaps, feels superior to me by doing that.

by the way,
which is the real "loser", me and this bitch?

(well i think i dont need to say that im in keio.)

whoever ugly bitch is loser. (keio...lol)

Do you mean that whoever beautiful woman is winner？
So I'm winner .

>>140＝>>109＝>>133

>>143
A girl who says bad things about her friends is nothing but a bitch
regardless of your university.

all girls in 2ch are bitches

>>139
ネイティブのフリしたらバレて馬鹿にされたから悔しいんだねｗ

>>147 Suck my pussy,asshole .

>>150
keep away your fuckin' sticky cunt!

偏差値が英語力の指針にならないことを証明するのがこのスレだわなぁ。

>>152
英語力の「指標」にならないと言いたいのかい？

>>153
日本語って難しいんだね。勉強になった。

gosh ur doing it wrong.
>which is the real "loser", me and this bitch?

Yes you AND the bitch.

>>149 You'd say so, gook.

>>109が恥をさらし続けている件

>>146
>>149
アホやのう。
>>109, >>133は痛い奴だと言ってるんだわな。
ここでマジになって日本人同士で必死に英語を使ってる奴も痛いけど、それと同じぐらい痛い奴だと言ってるわけ。
そのぐらい読み取れよ。

Chat in Englishのほうがマトモなのは笑える。

>>158
言い訳いらね

>>159
早慶の英語力はイマイチだからねぇ。
ネイティブのいるスレにはかなわないでしょ。

>>157
Cry harder.

>>158
No u.
This thread will be OK as soon as u get ur shitty ass outta here.

>>163
なんでスラングっぽい英語使おうとしてるの？
そういうのがカッコいいと思ってるん？

乱暴な言い方にはスラングは付き物でしょ。
as soon as you withdraw from here では迫力ないかと。

>>165
日本人が一生懸命スラングっぽい英語使おうとしても、まったく迫力ないんじゃないかと。
滑稽なだけ。

>>166
英語圏で生活したことがない人にはそう聞こえるかもね。

日本人がスラングを使うとかえって滑稽に聞こえるって言われたけどなぁ。

使い方とかイントネーションがわざとらしかったんじゃないの？

>>167
英語圏で生活したない日本人がネットとかでスラングを見て
迫力あるなぁと思っちゃって、
「オレも真似してスラング使うと迫力出るんじゃないか」と思っちゃったんじゃないの。

スラングなんてイギリスにいたとき日常的に使ってたし、ネイティブと
チャットするときにも多少俗っぽい表現は使ってるよ。
スラングの全くない会話のほうがむしろ不自然じゃないかな。

しかしスラング見ると迫力があると思ってること自体なんだかなあ。
まして日本人が、まして2chで、ましてこんなスレでスラング使って迫力が出ると思ってるのかね。

学校英語では習わないからスラングに抵抗があるのかな？

>>171
イギリスにどのぐらいいたの？

>>172
日本語でもスラングのほうが迫力あるだろ？

>>175
スラング見ると迫力を感じるの？
それは面白い心理だな。

>>174
2年です。

>>177
スラングとか使ってみたくなる人が出てくる頃だね。

>>176
スラングと堅い表現でニュアンスの差を感じないほうが面白い心理だと思うけどなぁ。
もちろんスラングにもよるよ。

>>171
痛い。痛すぎるカキコじゃ。

>>179
「差を感じる」と「迫力を感じる」はまったく別のものだね。

>>178
もっと長く滞在してる人もみんな使ってたよ。
スラングを特別なもののように感じてるの？

スラング使うことをひとりで必死に馬鹿にしてる奴痛いな

何かスラングで失敗した経験でも？ｗ

イギリスだったら階級ごとにスラングも違うでしょ？
この表現使ったら一発で育ちがわかるってことない？

>>182
使う人もいるし、使わない人もいる。
ネイティブも同じだよ。
スラングと言ったって色々あって、さほど汚くない表現もあるし。

ま２年ぐらいっていうのはスラング使ってみたくなる子が出てくる頃だよね。

>>183
おまえもなー(古典的２チャンネルスラングだなぁ。)

>>184
日本人は、そんなこと分からないから聞きかじった汚い表現をカッコいいと思って使っちゃう人がいるんだろうな。

>>186
そういうのはスラングといっても面白みがある表現というかシャレの類だよね。

短い間隔で書き込むことで複数の人物がスラングに反対しているように見せかけてるねｗ

>>185は10年ぐらい英語圏で暮らした経験があるのかな？

英語圏での経験が豊富な>>185が上品な英語で主張します
　　　　　↓　　　　　　↓　　　　　　↓　　　　　　↓

>>183
えなりかずきが「我が名はアシタカ」の吹き替えが"My name is Ashitaka"
になっていてガッカリしたとか抜かしてた。>>166はえなりと同レベルなだけ。
英語を言葉として使いこなせてないだけ

ところでスラング使おうとしてるのは慶応・早稲田の卒業生なのか？

>>193＝>>185

受験英語しかしらない頭でっかちな奴がスラングを否定していると思われ

superbなEnglishのskillsを見せて、
politicsやinternational affairsやcontroversial issues, etc.について
語り合おうとしている慶応・早稲田の卒業生は>>163を見てどう思ってるんだろうな。

スラングを否定することこそ意味が無いと思うのだが。

>>195禿同

ちなみに同意すると「自演乙」とかいうやつが出てきて五月蠅いんだよね。
ハイハイ分かったから君もう帰っていいよ>>190-191

英語のスラング大好き少年は、もう英語でスラング使って会話しないの？
急にやめちゃったら、それこそ迫力も何もないじゃん。

>>198
>>190-191は君と同意見のようだけど？

>>196
I know I'm superb but the retard never gonna understand my skills nor the issues as such.

how stupid >>1 is,,
日本語でいいじゃろが

>>201
>>163はretardってことか。

>>203はretard

>>201
norにうっとり。ぽっ。

スラング大好き少年は、なんで>>163の一言だけで英語もスラング英語も使うのやめちゃったのかな？

スラング少年、イギリスに２年いたっていうのも嘘っぽくなってきたな。
「語学留学」で半年〜１年ぐらいいただけとか？

>>206
Do you understand the language? Shut the fuck up.

>>208
それで終わり？
もっとどんどんスラング使って迫力出さないと。

bloody, piss, sodもいっぱい使ってあげてください。よろしくね。

ネイティブなりすまし君がスラング否定君に変身した経過


109 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[] 投稿日：2008/04/29(火) 09:20:35
Do really Japanese study English 6years before college?
And this thread is for the top students? How stupid can you get.

125 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[] 投稿日：2008/05/02(金) 00:02:17
>>109
それネイティブのフリ？ｗｗ

133 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[sage] 投稿日：2008/05/02(金) 01:18:29
>>125 Die.

134 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[] 投稿日：2008/05/02(金) 01:21:41
>>133＝>>109 ｗｗｗｗｗ

135 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[sage] 投稿日：2008/05/02(金) 01:27:36
> Do really Japanese study English 6years before college?

ネイティブなりすましか。
もっとうまくやれよ。

139 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[sage] 投稿日：2008/05/02(金) 06:36:35
日本人同士で必死に英語を使い合って会話・・・・・・
しかも、その内容は「俺は一流大学卒なんだぞ！　他の大学の奴らとは違うんだぞ」と叫ぶこと・・・・・・・
>>1とマジにこのスレに参加してる奴はどんだけ情けない奴なんだよ
これが学歴板だとしても、とんでもなく痛いスレだぞ？
そんなものを、しかも英語板で立てるとは・・・・・・

>>209 STFU ESAD.

140 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[sage] 投稿日：2008/05/02(金) 06:46:32
ふと見たら、>>133とか>>109とか煽ってる奴もマジに参加してる奴と同じぐらい痛い奴のようだな・・・・・・

146 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[sage] 投稿日：2008/05/02(金) 19:09:52
>>140＝>>109＝>>133

149 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[] 投稿日：2008/05/02(金) 19:21:16
>>139
ネイティブのフリしたらバレて馬鹿にされたから悔しいんだねｗ

156 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[sage] 投稿日：2008/05/02(金) 20:13:29
>>149 You'd say so, gook.

157 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[] 投稿日：2008/05/02(金) 20:43:18
>>109が恥をさらし続けている件

158 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[sage] 投稿日：2008/05/02(金) 21:22:06
>>146
>>149
アホやのう。
>>109, >>133は痛い奴だと言ってるんだわな。
ここでマジになって日本人同士で必死に英語を使ってる奴も痛いけど、それと同じぐらい痛い奴だと言ってるわけ。
そのぐらい読み取れよ。

160 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[sage] 投稿日：2008/05/02(金) 21:54:52
>>158
言い訳いらね

162 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[sage] 投稿日：2008/05/02(金) 22:56:30
>>157
Cry harder.

163 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[] 投稿日：2008/05/02(金) 23:06:35
>>158
No u.
This thread will be OK as soon as u get ur shitty ass outta here.

164 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[sage] 投稿日：2008/05/02(金) 23:11:12
>>163
なんでスラングっぽい英語使おうとしてるの？
そういうのがカッコいいと思ってるん？

>>210
２年か本当は半年か知らないけどイギリスで学んできたスラングどんどん聞きたいよね。

>>215＝>>210

>>216
残念でした。ハズレです。

ネイティブのフリしたのがばれて言い返せなくなったからスラングを馬鹿にして話をそらしたんだね

>>211,>>213
Thanks for nothing pal you are doing it wrong. lol

>>215
5年か10年か知らないけど英語圏で学んできた上品な英語どんどん聞きたいな。

スラング少年、”迫力”のあるスラング英語での書き込みは１回か２回の短文だけで荒らしになっっちゃったみたいね。

>>219
もっとがんばりましょう。

>>218
ネイティブのフリしたのがばれて言い返せなくなった奴が、イギリスで学んだ？スラングを使おうとしてる奴でしょうよ。

英語圏での経験が豊富な>>215が上品な英語で主張します
　　　　　↓　　　　　　↓　　　　　　↓　　　　　　↓

スラング使ってもわざとらしいとか思うような奴に
どんなスラング使っても「それだけ？」とか言うだけだろ

他人の海外生活を信じられない奴って
海外に短期滞在すらしたことのない奴だろうな。

>>225
痛い逃げだな。逃走寸前？

>>225
そんなこと気にしてるの？
そんな弱気じゃぜんぜん迫力ないじゃん。
あ、そんな弱気だからスラング使ってみたら迫力出せると思ったんだ？

>>226
おっ、２発連続か？

スラング否定する奴が日本語ではスラング使いまくってる件

英語圏での生活の長いスラング否定君がまず
滞在を証明するものを示せばいいんじゃね？

>>156もスラングだな

スラング少年、もう完全に逃げに回ってしまったようだね。

>>230
具体例を挙げてちょ。

１行か２行の英文でネイティブのフリをしようとする者
１行か２行のスラングで迫力を出そうとする者

なんか彼の心理が透けて見えるな。

>>225-226True.

Sorry to dissapoint yu but Im gonna eat out at an expensive sushibar tonight.

You are losing.>>227-228 Work hard till die.

ネイティブのフリした奴（>>109）＝スラング否定くん（>>235）だろ？

>>230
そのスラング否定してる奴って一体どこにいるのよ？

スラングを馬鹿にしてる奴、前に英語圏で生活してみろよ
経験もなく言うなよ

>>235　君のうんこの長さも２〜３行な件

>>237
1回もスラングが否定されたことないと思うけど？
痛い日本人がスラング使ってたようだけどね。

>>236
高級な寿司バーに行くことを自慢するなよｗ

>>236
> yu
こういう書き方は珍しいな

> You are losing.
これも不自然

１行か２行の英文でネイティブのフリをしようとする
１行か２行のスラングで迫力を出そうとする
わざわざexpensiveなsushibar tonightに行くことをアピールする
Work hard till dieというセリフを使う

わかりやすすぎる。

>>236
an expensive sushibar
You are losing
いやぁ、学習的配慮に富んだカキコだなぁ。

>>239
>スラングを馬鹿にしてる奴
偏執狂？被害妄想？
そういうヤシはあんまりいないと思うよ。
しったかでスラング使うとおかしいねって話でしょ？

英語板史上まれに見る高学歴スレ

>>236はスラング肯定派を馬鹿にしてるからスラング否定派だよ

>>246
英語圏での長い生活を見せつければ
スラング肯定派が黙るんじゃね？

>>243-245
おっ、３発連続か？

>>246
スラング完全否定はやめたんだねｗ

>>236が知ったかスラングの例ですか？ｗｗ

１行か２行の英文でネイティブのフリをしようとする
１行か２行のスラングで迫力を出そうとする
わざわざexpensiveなsushibarにtonight行くことをアピールする
Work hard till dieというセリフを使う
「スラングを否定する奴」だとか「スラングを馬鹿にしてる奴」がいるとでっち上げるor妄想する

わかりやすい特徴ありすぎ。

>>249に賛成

>>243-245
Hey, 3 responces in a row.

>>250
言い返す言葉が見つからなかったんだね

>>255
'Hey'だってｗ

>>249
>>225でチキンな言い訳して逃げ腰になりました。

>>254
それくらい英語で言えば？お馬鹿さん。

スラング否定君は英語圏滞在の証明をまだうｐしないの〜〜？？

>>259
それくらい英語で言えば？お馬鹿さん。

>>164は早く証明うｐしなよー

>>164は早く上品な英語を見せなよー

>258 WA CHICKENSHIT DESU.

彼の特徴
・１行か２行の英文でネイティブのフリをしようとする
・１行か２行のスラングで迫力を出そうとする
・わざわざexpensiveなsushibarにtonight行くことをアピールする
・Work hard till dieというセリフを使う
・「スラングを否定する奴」だとか「スラングを馬鹿にしてる奴」がいるとでっち上げるor妄想する
・反論できなくなるとオウム返し

証明うｐすればそれで済むじゃん

Yummy yummy sushi sushi

Ultimate ForceのHennoみたいにイギリス英語が話せるんならどんなスラングでもどうぞ。

>>265
I like sushi. Do you like sushi?
What sushi do you like? I like sea-chicken roll.
Do you like shit-chiken roll? Can you tell roll from lol?

>>109＝>>164の行動のまとめ
１． ネイティブのフリ（>>109）
２． ネイティブのフリがばれてフルボッコ
３． フルボッコに耐え切れずスラング批判で話をそらす（>>164）
４． スラング批判にも耐えられなくなってきた
５． スラング部分否定（知ったかがスラングを使うことのみを否定）に方針転換（>>246）
６． スラングを用いない上品な英語を見せることも英語圏での経験を証明することもできない　　←今ここｗ

>>270
妄想の産物だな。

>>236＝>>109＝>>164はどこの街の何ていう寿司バーに行くの？

>>270
自分がこのスレの誰だか特定されないように必死に、かく乱作戦やってるわけ？

>>269
ちょっと痛い。

ま、寿司バーのレシートか何かをうｐしてくれるだろうよ

レシートうｐまだー？

>>275
ワロタwww

Definitely a crap thread.

singed by ORESAMA.

スラングに対して過剰に反応する奴って常にアカデミックな英語でも使ってんの？
hooverみたいな日常のスラングすら使わないの？

こうか。

・１行か２行の英文でネイティブのフリをしようとする
・１行か２行のスラングで迫力を出そうとする
・わざわざexpensiveなsushibarにtonight行くことをアピールする
・Work hard till dieというセリフを使う
・「スラングを否定する奴」だとか「スラングを馬鹿にしてる奴」がいるとでっち上げるor妄想する
・反論できなくなるとオウム返し
・自分がこのスレの誰だか特定されないように>>270で必死にかく乱作戦

>>270
I like English. Do you like English?
What English word do you like? I like sea-bathing.
Do you like shit-bathing? Can you tell shit from sea?

>>278
これも痛いカキコ

> singed

・・・

>>280がスラング肯定派と否定派の行動をごちゃまぜに書いてかく乱しようとしているようにしか見えないのだが。

>>211-214を見れば>>280が間違っていることは明らか

>>282
これもNE

>>284
これですな。
・「スラングを否定する奴」だとか「スラングを馬鹿にしてる奴」がいるとでっち上げるor妄想する

>>283
lol mt.
you look like my mom -P

>>285
>>211-214を書き込んだ人ですね？ｗ

>>283どこがおかしいの？

>>285君は頭がおかしいね。

>>109＝>>164＝>>236＝>>246の行動のまとめ
１． ネイティブのフリ（>>109）
２． ネイティブのフリがばれてフルボッコ
３． フルボッコに耐え切れずスラング批判で話をそらす（>>164）
４． 下手な英語で高級寿司バーに行くことを自慢（>>236）
５． スラング批判にも耐えられなくなってきた
６． スラング部分否定（知ったかがスラングを使うことのみを否定）に方針転換（>>246）
７． スラングを用いない上品な英語を見せることも英語圏での経験を証明することもできない　　←今ここｗ

※ 寿司バーのレシートのうｐを要求する声があるが、うｐできないと予想されている

>>291はかく乱作戦とかではなく本物のバカなのか？

まさか

>>287
>>164がスラング否定派のリーダー

少なくとも>>291の4〜7は妄想ではなく事実だな

>>164は早く英語圏での生活を証明すればいいのに

本当はネイティヴなのに日本人だと思わせる事に成功し、
バカを転がして遊んでいる>>109が真の勝ち組。

って英語に訳してみて>>291

>>236はどこの街か言うぐらいできるだろ。

>>298
きっと寿司バー行ってもイギリス仕込みのスラングで注文してることでしょうｗ

>>299
ワロタwww
そのユーモアのセンス、イギリス仕込み？

sushi suki.

desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

>>297
>>109 is the real winner. He is actually a native speaker of English but has successfully
deguised himself as a Japanese and enjoyed watching idiots making a mess.

>>238はスラング否定派だぜ？
かく乱して逃げようとしてる奴がいるな。

>>302
You are not 291, right?

>>300
いや、オレ流ですｗ

「俺はスラングを否定しているわけじゃねぇ。
知ったかがスラングを自慢げに使うのが気に入らないだけだ。」

>>164またはその仲間はこれを「知ったかではない本物のスラング」を使って訳すこと！
それができなければ>>164とその仲間の負けです。

>>297
>本当はネイティヴなのに日本人だと思わせる事に成功し、
>バカを転がして遊んでいる>>109が真の勝ち組。
訳
>>109 has successfully made believe that he is a Japanese when he actually is a native speaker,
and he is making fun of the stupid as well. >>109 is the real winner.

>>306の英訳は5分以内に行うこと。

はい、>>306から5分経ったので>>164とその仲間の負け決定。
まぁ後で英訳の書き込みがあれば昼間にでもコメントはしてあげるよ。
以上。

おやすみ。

>>309
こういうのを日本語で独善っていうの？

>>302 is too good to be >>309.

>>291
＞４． 下手な英語で高級寿司バーに行くことを自慢（>>236）

>>236は>>225と>>226（>>236自身か？）に賛同してるわけで。
>>225は「もっとスラング使ってみろよ」というリクに対する言い訳
>>226は「イギリスに２年いた」と言ったことを疑われたことに対する文句
要するに、スラングを披露してイギリスにいたことがあると主張してる奴を擁護してる。

さらに>>236は>>227-228を罵倒してるわけで。
>>227は>>225(スラングを披露した奴)への突っ込み。
>>228も>>225に対するオチョクリ。

というわけで、>>236はどこから見てもスラングを披露した奴の擁護者、またはスラングを披露した者自身。
とすると>>295も>>291と同一人物っぽいな。

>>291と>>295は>>236がどっち側の人間か勘違いしてるわけだな

ウンコのコメントは日本語でウンコメントとでも言うのかな。
どうせ309はヘボだろうし、何の得にもならないから訳したりなんかしないよ。
本当はできるけど訳さないよ。

>>312
ハイハイご苦労さん。もはや何言ってるかわからないから。
日本語的にも論理的にも。

>>313
というより必死に「ネイティブのフリをしてた奴＝スラングを否定してる奴」だと印象づけようとしてるんだけど大失敗してるような。
スラングを否定してる奴なんてのも存在しないし。

>>164は明らかにスラングを否定してただろ？

スラング否定派の行動のまとめ
１． ネイティブのフリ（>>109）
２． ネイティブのフリがばれてフルボッコ
３． フルボッコに耐え切れずスラング批判で話をそらす（>>164）
４． スラング批判にも耐えられなくなってきた
５． スラング部分否定（知ったかがスラングを使うことのみを否定）に方針転換（>>246）
６． 英語圏での経験を証明することができない
７． 知ったかではない本物のスラングを使った英訳ができなかったため敗北
　　 ついでに「本当はできるけど訳さないよ」と負け犬の遠吠えで哀れな様子　　←今ここｗ

>>317
そう感じたのは>>163だけでしょｗ

>>319

スラングに否定的な意見
>>164 >>166 >>167 >>170 ………（続く）

これだけ多いんだから>>163に限らず誰でもそう感じるだろｗ

>>314
> 本当はできるけど訳さないよ。

> 本当はできるけど訳さないよ。

> 本当はできるけど訳さないよ。

> 本当はできるけど訳さないよ。

ｗｗｗｗｗ

>>318
>>109と>>164が同一人物だという決め付けは、どういう思考から出てきたんだよｗ

>>320
>>163だけでしょ

>>322　このスレを読んだ結果じゃね？

>>322
>>164が急にスラングを批判しはじめた理由として納得できるから。

>>324
むしろ、ネイティブのフリする>>109＝必死にスラングを使う>>163、だろうという思考をあえて避けてるキミに乾杯

>>164＝>>109かどうかは別にして、>>109のネイティブ気取りはひどいな

>>327
、>>109のネイティブ気取り、>>136のスラングで迫力気取り、
甲乙つけがたいｗ

あ、安価ミス
>>109のネイティブ気取り、>>136のスラングで迫力気取り、×
>>109のネイティブ気取り、>>163のスラングで迫力気取り、○

>>328
>>164君、まだがんばってるんだねｗ

>>330
という、そこのあなた>>163？

>>163はsushibarに出かけたから、もういないよな？ｗ

>>331
俺はどっち派でもないよ
>>164の執拗な煽りがうざいと思った通りすがりｗ

>>333
＞通りすがり

いい言葉だな

スラング否定派は結局何にも証明できなかったな

>>335を証明するべし。

このスレが証明だろ。

イギリスに2年いたって書いたけど
いない間に疑われてたようなので
留学中の国際学生証をうｐします。

http://www2.uploda.org/uporg1400076.jpg.html
受信PASS： idcard

すぐ消すので早めにどうぞ。

>>338
なにをそんなに必死に？

>>338
俺は別に疑ってなかったよ。

と言いつつ、それいくらかかった？

>>339
必死なわけじゃないけど、かなり疑われてるみたいだから。

>>340
7ポンドじゃなかったかな…。
間違ってるかも。安すぎる気がする。

international student ID cardってなんだろ。
交換留学とかで聴講生でもやってたのかな。

期間が１年ちょっとしかないじゃん？

This thread is kind of scary. I'm being perfectly serious.
I've been hanging out on English forums for a long time. If there were a forum for people learning Japanese,
and some guy tried to sound all fluent but actually mangled a few sentences, four or five people would point and laugh.
Maybe one nice person would point out his mistakes. Another two or three would insult him and call him an idiot or something.
And then we'd all move on. The way you guys pounce on people like this and just keep talking and talking about him,
and analyze every line he writes for like 200 posts... your guys' group mentality is fucking scary.

>>342
いや、院に行ってた。

>>343
それより前からあっちにいたし、卒業後も残ってたので。

そろそろ画像削除します。

>>344
2chはそういうもんだろ？
嫌なら来なきゃいいんだし。

>>346
It doesn't personally bother me or anything. Just... interesting. Differences in mentality or whatever, I guess.

>>345
なんで突然ヒステリーみたいに>>163みたいな書き込みしちゃったの？

>>344
そんなに恐れる必要ないのにな。
それと叩かれたりバカにされる人は大体同じような性格で同じようなパターンのことやってるんだよね。
ま、異常に粘着質な奴がいるのも事実だけど見てれば、そういう奴はそういう奴で、あぁおかしな奴だなと判別できるし。

>>344
>>344
人間なんてそんなものだよ。
匿名性を盾に言いたい放題。
現実世界では名前やら肩書きやらでニコニコいい面してるけど、匿名で書き込める
インターネットの掲示板では歯止めがかからないからね。
それをいいことに、みんな他人を馬鹿にして憂さ晴らししてるんだよ。

いま話題になってる学校の裏サイトなんて、書き込む側は匿名なのに中傷される人物は
匿名じゃないからもっと怖いと思うぜ？
大人だけでなく無垢なはずの子供まで腐ってる。
性善説より性悪説を信じるよ俺は。

>>344
まじレス
このスレッドのタイトルと>>1を見たら、このスレッドは立てられた瞬間から、おちょくられることが目に見えてるでしょ。
もしかしたらネタとして、わざと馬鹿みたいなスレッドを立てたのかもしれない。
そして、このスレでまじで自慢げに何か語る奴がいたら自分からおちょくってくださいと言ってるようなものでしょ。

>>348
それ俺じゃないんだけど…。
俺は>>171だよ。
日本人がスラングを使うのはおかしいっていう意見に対する書き込み。

>>163みたいなスラングは好きじゃないよ。
みんな使うけどね。

>>350
そうだよな。
でも質問スレなんかでは見返りもないのに親切に答えてる人もいるから
世の中捨てたもんじゃないと思うけど。

このスレは一流大学の学生の鼻をへし折るために>>1が立てたスレだからな。
調子に乗って英語で書き込んだ奴には集中砲火が待ってる。

>>353
うーむ、、本当に親切で答えてる人はごく一部だと思うけどね。
俺が思うのは、どの板でも、なにか自慢したがったり人を見下そうとする奴がいること。
特に学問系の板に多い気がする。
そういうことにプライドを持ってしまってる奴が多いんだろうな。
スポーツ系板にも、そういうのが結構いるけどね。
そういう奴が大体、変なこと言ったり、やったりする。
もちろん人を異常に叩いてる奴もおかしい。
こういう奴は異常にコンプレックスが強いんだろう。
まあ自慢してる奴や人を見下してる奴もコンプレックスが強いんだね。

それはともかく叩かれない人だってたくさんいるわけだよな。
なんで叩かれないかなんて簡単なことなのに叩かれる人には分からないんだろうな。

>>344
> just keep talking and talking about him,
> and analyze every line he writes for like 200 posts

そんなことがここで起きてるか？
他のスレに書こうとして誤爆？

>>355
コンプレックス…。確かにそうだね。
高卒の知人が大卒に対して恐ろしいほどの対抗心を持ってて
見てて怖いなぁと思ったことがあるよ。
高卒が大卒を敵視しないとやっていけない世の中が悪いけど仕方ないよね。

質問に親切に答えてくれる人は素晴らしいね。
PC関係で親身な回答をもらって助かったことがあるよ。
自慢しようとかそういう目的ではあんなに親身な回答にはならないはず。
見ず知らずの人を心から心配できる人がいるんだね。
俺も本当に困ってる様子が伺える場合には心配になって答えることがあるけど。

でも人の親切には何か裏があると疑う人も多いよね。
ホント殺伐とした世の中だ。

>>356
「スラングを使って迫力を出してみてよ」としつこく言い続けた>>164のことじゃね？
あれだけしつこいのはきっとストーカー気質だな。

>>357
本当に親切で答えてる人はごく一部だと思うっていうのは、こういう理由なんだよ。
一時期、俺も質問系のスレをよく見てて、ちょっと違うんじゃないかとか、
こうした方がいいよみたいなこと書いたことがあった。
でも、そういうこと書くと異様な反応が返ってくることがちょくちょくあった。
それで、どういう奴がそういう反応をするのか段々わかるようになったんだよ。
答え方とか態度でなんとなくその人の性格や反応の仕方が大体分かるようになった。
そうすると本当に親切心だけで答えてる人って意外と少ないんだなと思ったんだよ。
回答してる人はプライドが高い人が多い気がする。
あと、コンプレックスか何かで異様に人を叩く奴もいるな。
そういう奴は数が少ないし誰が見てもおかしいから基本的に相手にしない方がいいね。

I have no choice but to rape her who is very pretty.

>>359
それって中高生の質問に答えるスレ？
翻訳系？
まぁ、いずれにしてもshow offが多いのは確かだな。
コテハンも結構そういうヤシが多い気がする。

>>361
よく見てたのは、スレ立てるまでのないスレと英訳・和訳スレ。
中高生質問スレは答えてる奴に偉そうな態度の奴が多いね。

中高生質問スレは楽に英語の達人のフリができる場所だからね。
優越感に浸るのにもってこいのスレ＝偉そうな態度をとりたいやつが集まるスレ
ということ。

>>357
かなり以前に2ちゃんじゃなくて、どこかnewsグループだったかな？でPC関係の質問したことがあった。
そこは、なんだか常連数人が異常に威張ってて、質問する人の質問の仕方などに細かくケチをつけてて異常だったよ。
俺が助かったなと思ったのは携帯関連の板で携帯について質問したとき。
普通に友達と会話してるように普通に教えてくれた。
ああいう板はプライドが高い人が多いわけじゃないんだろうね。

あと車板も結構いいよ。
2ちゃんだから野次やオチョクリもいっぱいあるけど学問系の板のようにプライドが高い奴はあまりいない。
趣味系のことだから妙なこだわり持ってて譲らない奴もいるけどねｗ

>>364
fjはネチケに異常に五月蝿くて自爆したんじゃなかったけ？

純粋に同じ関心を持つ人が集まるような板には
まったりムードのスレが多いと思う。
ある製品のユーザとか同じ悩みを持つ人が集まるような板。

英語板は同じ関心の人が集まるけど、英語は人によって能力に大きな差が
あるものだから煽ったり貶したりする書き込みが多い。

PC系は知識のひけらかしに終始してうざいgeekが多いね。

>>367
そうだね。
俺は基本が学問系の人間じゃなくて趣味系の人間だから英語板は気持ち悪いと感じること間々ある。
英語が出来たって、そんなもの別に自慢にならないのにな。

うお　こんなにレスもらえるとは思ってなかった。
匿名に対する考え方はｱﾒ人と一緒だな。どこも同じようなもんか・・・
4chanは表面は酷いけど、誰もが自分の言動にびくびくするPC(politically correct)になりきったアメリカの社会にみんな反発したくてわざとやってるんだと思う
ここもそうなのかな。2chはショッキングな発言よりただ人を馬鹿にすることを楽しんでいるだけ、か・・・
4chanもある意味そうだがなw

みんながわざわざスレ違いな議論をしてくれてるのに>>344はどっか行っちゃったの？

>>370
こっちは昼間だぞ、わたしはいそがしーんだっ
I need to go eat lunch now, too, actually...

>>369
ただ人を馬鹿にすることを楽しんでいるだけみたいな奴がいるのは学問系の板だよ。
板によって個性があって全然違う。

>>371
オマイはJ->Eにほとんど毎日張り付いている例のアメ人？

>>372
そっか。わたしはここしか知らないからなー。今度他の板に挑戦してみっか

>>373
うん。

>>375
ぶっちゃけ、どのぐらい日本語わかってる？
いわゆる「雰囲気」とか「場」を読めてる？

>>375
なんだ、suzumechanか。このスレ見てたんだ？意外だなぁ。

>>376
さ、さあ・・・
この生まれ育ったアメリカでさえ、「空気読めてない」ときがあるくらいだから・・・けっこー鈍いところあるから。
それに日本語の「空気」がそもそも分かってないから読めるわけないかも

>>377
There's a bunch of threads I check semi-regularly. Especially the ones where you guys gang up on someone and insult the shit out of them. Those are pretty fun to read...

>>374
英語板なんてほとんどユーモアもないし、気持ち悪い奴がいっぱいいるスレだよ。
「外人」を見ると、まともに意見も言えず神様みたいに従っちゃう奴も多いし、逆に食ってかかっていく奴もいたり。
ある意味、もっとも気持ち悪い日本人たちが集まってる板だよ。

suzumechanっていうのは有名な人物なのか？

>>378
どうりで、叩き系の日本語が上手いわけだ。

>>380
J->Eのスーパースターだろ？

>>344の書き込みを見れば空気を読めないのは明白だろう

>>380
別に。J->Eスレに住み着いただけ。

>>381
えへへ・・・まあな。

そろそろ行かないとsalmonが売れ切れになっちゃうからまたな〜
みんなレスありがとうです！

>>383
それは言えるｗ
>>344には、１人の奴がいじめられてるように見えたんだろうな。

>>384
ミスったあああ
売り切れ

貴重なネイティブなんだからコテハンにしてくれればいいのに。
J->Eは中途半端なめりけんが威勢を張っててうざいから
ネイティブがコテで回答してくれるほうがうれしい。

>>384
Oh, there is one book I'd like to recommend.
But, maybe some othere day.

>>386
もう行ってきたのか？

>>387
TOEFLスレ、留学スレ、などなど、出現するスレでは大方みんなの反発かってるな。

>>344の勘違いは、こういう点にあると思うんだ。
日本では英語は「教養」の意味があったり、英語の知識をひけらかしたり、英語を自慢のタネにする奴が結構いる。
日本語は、日本での英語ほど「教養」の意味はないし、自慢のタネにする奴も少ない。
日本で言ったら、アラビア語とか韓国語が出来ることが別に自慢にならないように。

で>>164くんは>>306の英訳をしないつもりなのか？

>>164って一回ぐらい何か英語で書いたっけ？

>>344の最大の勘違いは、ここで1対10のケンカが行われてて、1人がいじめられていると考えたところだろう。
実際には1対3か2対3〜5ぐらいのケンカ、というか「売り言葉に買い言葉」のツッコミ合いをやってたんだろう。
There was no such thing as group mentality going on here.

急に伸びたなこのスレ

レスをのばすのはいつも日本語野郎。

キーワード【 just to are will so such It 】

>>344
別にキレてないッスよ。
適当に餌まいてやったらアホが食いついてきて、適当に遊んでやっただけ。
過疎スレ賑わして暇人に娯楽提供してやったんだから、感謝して欲しいっすね。

>>398
>>344以降の流れを見てそんな書き込みをしてるとすれば相当性格悪いなあんた。

>>398
カス中のカスだな
>>164だろ

糞スレ警報発令中！

>>399
その流れを見たかどうかに関わらず性格が悪いだろ。

I've quickly read through this thread, and I'd like to point out one thing if it's ok with you guys.
I reckon you people are being paranoid about English.
One thing we must remember is that English is a LANGUAGE.
It's just a tool or method of communicating with whoever understands it.
It's not important how accurate your grammer is or how clever you can look in words.
The thing we must focus before the whole fuss is that how much you can express yourself in English.
That's the real quality I believe. Make as many mistakes as you want as long as you are convincing.
Use as many slang as you like, but could you possibly try to be comprehensible and articulate.
It is merely sad watching smart people neglecting the real point of languages.

おいおまぃら、Chel6がいいこと言ってくれたぞ。
間違えてもいいから自分の英語で表現すればいいんだよ。
細かい間違いの指摘とかやめようぜ。
一流大のプライドが邪魔するだろうけどさ。
それにスラングでもいいってさ。

>>403
I'm not missing the point. They started it.
All they can do is laugh at correct English and hide.
You are right you are talking to scary paranoid freaks.

>>403
quicklyじゃなくて、もっと深く観察してみい。
みんな英語のことで言い争いしてるんじゃなくて、実は誰かの姿勢や態度が気にいらなくて、それで言い争いみたいになってるんよ。
もっと注意深く観察すると誰が何を気にいらないと思ってるのか、何に怒ってるのか分かってくる。

>>406
その「誰かの姿勢や態度」というのが「英語に関して細かい指摘をする姿勢や態度」だったりするけどね。
他には大学そのものを馬鹿にする姿勢や態度とかもあるけど。

なんでこんな下らないスレで熱くなんの？

>>398
どれが餌だったの？
どこでどういう餌をまいたのか教えてちょｗ

>>408
どの書き込みが熱くなってるっぽい？
てか、このスレは熱い議論が起きるように立てられた気がする。
それが成功してるかどうかは分からんが。

>>211-214,>>312でいっぱい拾ってくれてるッスよ。
まぁ、詳しい部分は内緒の方が面白いと思わないッすか。

>>409
昨日の餌は>>164

おっと、内緒だったのかな？

>>411
Are you >>398?

>>412
その一言で釣ったなら大物釣り師だなｗ

>>415
その一言 ＋ その後の執拗な煽り

餌がイマイチだったけど網ですくって大漁に

>>416
何匹釣れました？

Look, one thing I'd like to say.

English is the most important academic subject to go to college for JP.
So that's why they are suffering from severe paranoid about the language.

You JP think you can read but cannot write like me, which makes you humiliating, right?
Outside, you are one of the disgustingly snooty students but you don't look an intelligent human being here in English.
Only one thing left for you is to insult in the only language you know.

This is what I think ;D

>>418
Dude, you already trolled once. Give it a rest.

Did I make any mistakes? Correct me if you can.

>>418
なぜ、そんな一生懸命に自己主張してるんだろか。
まぁ２ちゃんだし何を主張するのも自由だけど、すごい唐突で何に向って文句を言ってるのかよくわからないよ。

At least, he should improve his language.

Sure.

>Look, one thing I'd like to say.
This isn't wrong but sounds weird. We'd say something like, "Look, (there's) just one thing I'd like to say." or "Look, I just want to say one thing."

>English is the most important academic subject to go to college for JP.
This is awkward and I'm not sure what you mean. It's either "English is the most important (academic) subject for Japanese college students." or "Studying English is the most important reason to go to college for Japanese students."

And what the hell is up with "JP"? No one writes "Japanese" like that.

>So that's why they are suffering from severe paranoid about the language.
Contract "they are", "they're" sounds way more natural. And you meant paranoia, not paranoid.

>You JP think you can read but cannot write like me, which makes you humiliating, right?
Use "not" there instead of "cannot".
"which makes you humiliating" is wrong, it's gotta be like "which humiliates you" or "which you think is humiliating" or something like that.

>Outside, you are one of the disgustingly snooty students but you don't look an intelligent human being here in English.
Wow. No one uses the word snooty seriously anymore. I'm not exactly sure what you meant but I'm thinking something like this:
You act like arrogant elitists out there, but you're not fooling anybody here with your shitty English.

>Only one thing left for you is to insult in the only language you know.
The most natural way of saying this is probably: "So all you can do is bitch in the one language you know." or "You can't do anything but talk shit in the one language you know."

>This is what I think
That's what I think.

Just saying man, don't try to trash talk like this in English, because you can't. You just look stupid.
It'd be like me trying to brag in Japanese about how great my Japanese is, and making an ass of myself.

Rakkyo is a third class university.

>>421
I think 418 is casting light in English on a controversial issue in this nation.

バイリンガルか、まじもんの外人さんなんかなぁ。
2chもメジャーになったもんだ。
母国語として、英語を操る人に師事してぇ...

>>418
＞You JP think you can read but cannot write like me, which makes you humiliating, right?

この文が一番おかしいと感じた。
You want to make people humiliate you??

まとめると、>>403の言うように間違いを恐れずに英語を使ったほうが良いが
間違った英語で他人を馬鹿にするのはナンセンスってことだね。

>>425
Only after 10 years Rom,pollishing English, yours may
be a meaningful opinion. Simply I mock you.
Is your affiliation March or something?

ふむ、>>425, >>428は>>403さんの書き込みかな。

>>418は 'You JP（＝Japanese）' って言ってるけど
これはつまりネイティブのフリをしようとしたってこと？

間違えた。
×　>>425, >>428は>>403さんの書き込みかな。
○　>>425, >>428は>>418さんの書き込みかな。

>>430
>>428だけど>>425でも>>403でもないよ。
>>418みたいな恥ずかしいことをしたくないから、ネイティブ2人（？）の
意見をまとめて教訓にしようと思いますた。

>>431
その部分もだけど、他の部分を見てもネイティブのフリをしようとしたのは確実だな。

あ、>>432を読む前に書き込んじゃいました。
>>418でもありません。

>>426
I thought he was Japanese, but he doesn't seem to know Japanese education system very much.
He overcorrected the English.

>"English is the most important (academic) subject for Japanese college students."
>"Studying English is the most important reason to go to college for Japanese students."

Those are not true in Japan.
You just had to read as was written.

>>433
そっか。
突然話をまとめようとしてたから何を言いたいのかわからなかった。
>>418がボロクソに叩かれた直後の書き込みだったから、>>418が反論しようとしてるのかと思っちゃったよ。

I was writing about you.
but hey, you look like a japanese.

>>436
I think he wanted to say, "English is one of the most important (academic) subjects."
He's likely to know Japanese education system, but seems to have failed to describe it correctly in English.

>>418は日本人だとバレる可能性が高いのに何でネイティブになりすましたんだろ…

It does not matter much wheter he or she should be a Japanese or
not. Regardless of the person’s nationality, I grade
his( or her) English as lower-middle.

>>418は間違いを指摘してと頼んでおきながら消えちゃったね。

>>440
2chというのは、そういうことをする人間がときどきいるな。
なにか不満がたまってるんじゃないの？

even keio students are afraid of making mistakes and cant write in english
i feel like im on top of the top its so great ha-ha!

>>439
Should he know Japanese education system, he depicts
that he is so called *Siritsu Bunkei kun*.

やっぱ英語って楽しいな。
大澤真幸が電子メディア論の中で
外国語（英語）を母国語との対応（翻訳）を用いずに直接に学習するということは、
自己を自己に対して他者と化すための操作だったのである。
と定義付けているが、なるほどと納得できる。
現実と仮想現実で異なる自己を規定し、仮想現実上でさらに異なる自己を規定しようとする試み
仮想現実上で規定された自己と、現実世界で規定される英語を使う自己がリンクする点とか
考えれば考えるほど、脳汁がどぴゅどぴゅでてくるんだぜ

>>443
>>109とかね。

>>444
Who are you?

suzumechanが出現した後には必ず複写猫が現れるのぉ。

>even keio students are afraid of making mistakes and cant write in english

Even KEIO? Keio is nothing but a second class college.

>>446
もうちょっと砕いた日本語で書いてくれｗ

>>449
複写猫って？

マーチレベルの人間がちょっと本を読むと受け売りと
消化できないテクニカルタームが氾濫してひどいことになる。

>>453
つまらない煽りだな、おい。。

GOD >>418s far better at trolling than i do. i envy him.

>>455＝>>418？

>>455
ん〜、そのユーモアのセンスはいまいち

>>455
than I am じゃないの？

>>440
すでに>>423が日本人が書いた英語であると暴露しているんじゃね？

>>454
あおりでもなんでもなく事実じゃん。
マーチレベルで、本に書いてあることをたたき台にして
自分のオリジナルの思考を論理的に深めて
わかりやすい自分の言葉で表現できる奴皆無だけど。

>>454
あおりでもなんでもなく事実じゃん。
マーチレベルで、本に書いてあることをたたき台にして
自分のオリジナルの思考を論理的に深めて
わかりやすい自分の言葉で表現できる奴皆無だけど。

>>451
簡単に言うと、英語を使う自分と日本語を使う自分は別人なんだ。
だか物質的には、同じ物なわけで
ひとつのモノが、この世の中を、様々な角度から見る事ができるという
まぁ、良く言われている結論に辿り着く事になるだけw
ただこれをネットに適応すると、ネットそのものが人であると考える事ができる〜とか
ちょっと面白い思考実験（妄想）ができるだけだよん。

>>459
そうだね。
>>423みたいな人が現れる可能性があったし、彼の英語自体からバレる可能性もあったのに
何でそんなことをしたのかなぁっていう疑問ね

>>460
なんだ煽りじゃなくて、おまいは本気でくだらないこと言ってたのか。。

>>455
>>418が自演で再臨？

>>460-462 >>464
どうでもいい。

I think it's natural for human being to pounce on a person who can't write/speak well.
No one even a good speaker of English like >>423 is free from the rule.
Last 50 posts in this thread is a good specimen.

ってかなんでマーチがこのスレにいるのか激しく疑問。
三流大の英語力なんか誰も興味ないのに。

>>467
>>418氏、また降臨ですか？

>>468
この流れでよくそんな書き込みができるな

>>470
マーチが一流でないのは天地開闢以来自明

let's discuss in English!

入れ食いですな、Ｍｒ．ネイティヴ。

>>462
英語で英語ネイティブに話す/書くときは英語文化の視点が入ってくる
日本語で日本人に話す/書くときは日本語文化の視点が入ってくる
こういう意味ではこの世の中を、様々な角度から見る事ができると言うことができるかもしれないね。

>472
Then, justifise existance of March here.

>462
何その中学受験塾の小4コースのテキストあたりにありそうな
薄っぺらで平々凡々な意見ｗ

>>472
英語で語りたいなら、ばっちりそれに適したスレがあるよー

>>475
You can explain why 日東駒専 exist, can't you?
I think March exist for the same reason(s).

>>474
スレ違いだしこれで最後にする。
appleがりんごであることを知らなければ
同じ物体をapple,りんごという二つの世界で定義付ける事ができるよね。
ただそれだけなんです。

このスレは一流大学の学生の鼻をへし折るために>>1が立てたものであって、
その目的を果たしつつ>>423のような丁寧な添削を２０分でしてもらった>>418は真の勝ち組

を誰か訳してみて。

>>478
Simply neither should not be here.

>>479
もともと冗談の戯れのスレだろうから、なに書いてもいいんじゃない？ｗ

>>480
>>418降臨！！ｗ

>>480
Haha! Well, I want to help anyone who asks for it. Even trolls. w

>>481
>>478 ｉｓ not asking you whether or not 日東駒専 should be here.

>>472
ところでdiscussって自動詞なの？

>>483 いや、彼の言ってることは真実だｗ

It"s pointless. Only I insist one should adopt
proper cannon. In any sense, nobody can claim that
March are eligible to write here.

ネイティブのフリをする人ってその行為をする時点で愚かだけど
バレた後の行動を見てもやっぱり愚かだよね

>>418は神の遣わした天性の釣り師。自身の語学力を逆手にとって今日も英語板を手玉に取る。

ん〜かっこよすなぁ。

>>488
がんばって２行か？パラグラフでお願い。

＞491
別のところで君と話したことある気がするよ。お猿さん。

Where's 真の英語のプロ, he totally belongs in this thread.

>>483
このあたり見てみると面白いよw
同じことやり続けてるっぽいｗ
>>297 >>306 >>309 >>392 >>480

>>480＝>>487＝>>490＝>>418

>>489
うむ、思わずその人の行動パターンに興味を持ってしまったよ

>>494
>>297の行動を後続が真似しただけ

>>488の英語って問題ないの？
なんかよくわからん。

>>497
ネイティブのフリのご本人さん降臨かｗ

So, I just want to say one thing again.

English is the most important subject for Japanese high school students.
That's why they're suffering from severe paranoia about the language.

You Japanese think you can read but not write like me, which you think is humiliating, right?
You act like arrogant elitists out there, but you're not fooling anybody here with your shitty English.
You can't do anything but talk shit in the one language you know.

That's what I think.

>>494

>>297　　　　　　…　スラング否定派
>>306＝>>309　…　スラング肯定派
>>392　　　　　　…　>>306の仲間

だから
>>297≠>>306
>>297≠>>392
なのは明らか。

>>500
添削してもらったのを参考に再挑戦するのは良い心掛けだけど
あいかわらずネイティブのフリ？ｗｗ

>>500
There you go. Now you're talking like a native.
Or at least like me. www

>>501
おまいは、その中のどれを書いたのさ？

>>502
>>503
>>500は釣り、またはネイティブのフリ氏が場を混乱させるためにわざとやったと思われ。

＞English is the most important subject for Japanese high school students.

だから、君、二流の私立文系の子でしょ。

で>>488の英語はどうなの？

>>503
また、２行か？
痛いな。

>>508
Eh? I'm not >>488.

>>507
I think I get what he's trying to say... assuming he meant "proper canon," which still sounds strange.
It's pretty good English, just a bit awkward.

>>501
なんだ、その否定派とか肯定派ってのは。
それに、その表から否定派だの肯定派だのを読み取れると言ってるのも意味不明。

I think が必ず頭につくのはシングリッシュ

あ、学校じゃ習わんわなｗ

>>508
気づけ、あほ。
>>503は>>423を書いた奴だろ。

>>512
きっとあほだから気がつかなかったんだよ。

>>510
昨夜の猛烈な伸びの間の書き込みを参照のこと
（>>163以降）

>>514
ま>>297 >>306 >>309 >>392 >>480 は同じメンタリティの持ち主だね

いかにも２ちゃんらしくなってきたなｗ
これはこれで面白い。

So, I repeat this three times again.

English is the most important subject for Japanese college entrance exams.
And the bad memory about the language haunts you even long after the exam.

You think you're a top student but can write no better than me, which humiliates you, right?
You may be stuck up out there, but you can't fool nobody here with your poor English.
You can do nothing but belittle a person smarter than you in the only language you know.

That's what I thought. Do you understand my English?

＞English is the most important subject for Japanese college entrance exams.

だから、君、二流の私立文系なんでしょ。

次スレは一流大学関係者が英語力を自慢するのではなく
真面目なトピックについて純粋に英語で議論するスレがいいな。
英語力の自慢は一切なしで。

>>517
なぜ、くだらないこと三度も主張するｗ
どこか違う板に行って面倒みてもらった方がいいと思うぞ。

>>517の"I repeat this three times again."っていうのは「これから3回繰り返す」っていう
意味じゃなくて「これが3回目だけど」って意味になるの？

>>519
Chat in Englishで十分じゃん？

>>519
すでに英語のchatスレがあるから同様スレを立てるのはダメだね。

>>522-523
そっか。じゃそっちに行ってみるね。

天才が一人いるな。

>>521
"I repeat this again for the third time."がいいな

>>525 you talkin to me? thanks.

>>527
you talkin to yourself?

>>403のアドバイスを参考にすると次スレはどんな方向性になるんだろ？
やっぱり英語でchatするだけになるよな。
このスレ限りで廃止か。
それともネイティブに校正してもらうスレ？
そんなスレにしてもネイティブは常駐してくれないよな。

>>529
>>403はほとんど誤爆に近い場違い書き込みに見えるが。
どこか他のスレでなら、>>403の言いたいことも分かるが。
このスレは誰が見たってネタスレでしょ。

>>403はあらゆる煽り・貶し・釣り等を無効にする素晴らしい書き込みであるぞ。
ネタスレをも良スレへと導くのである。
控えおろう！

>>531
ずっと>>403のお尻にキスしていってください。

お尻にキスどころか★◎△■に◆♂♀（°∀°）しちゃいます。

>>533
大丈夫か、おまえ・・・

おツンツンがなぜだかおっきしますた

>>535
大丈夫じゃなさそうだな・・・

「おツンツンがなぜだかおっきしますた」を読んだらおっきしたぉ

I'm back from a sushi restaurant. I'm so full I can't move.

>>429
This is >>425. I don't understand what you say very much.
I think >>418 is tryna say top students hold ordinary students in contempt
but the pecking order doesn't work here and he's gratified with it cuz he can
speak insultingly of the top at least "in English".
The hierarchy does not function when it comes to English, thus "he is shedding light".
Personally, I feel for him cuz I'm from low-level university, so...

>Only after 10 years Rom,pollishing English, yours may
>be a meaningful opinion. Simply I mock you.
>Is your affiliation March or something?

I feel blue today. So, sage.

I feel great, so age.

your english is excellent
i envy you

>>542Thank you. I'm just a passenger, though.

最初のレスから全部添削するのは不可能だからとりあえず手近なものをw

I don't understand what you say very much. 　→
普通は what you are talking about とかwhat you are saying になるよね

最初の文からいきなりこういうぎこちない文だと読み進むのが億劫

あとね、
I'm back from a sushi restaurant. I'm so full I can't move.
この位の短い文って日本語の小学生の作文みたいじゃない？

僕は〜しました。僕は〜だと思いました。
どちらもIで始まったものすごい単純な文章。
こういうのは文法的に正しくても幼稚な感じがするから
くっつけた方がいいと思うよ

ただ、I'm full みたいな初等的な言い方すら一流大学の
みんなができるわけじゃない、というのが現実だからな。

確かにすぐには思いつかないのかもしれない。
そしてそれは日本で育った日本人なんだから恥ずかしいことではないと思う。

ただ、今はいくらでも良い辞書があるでしょ？
少し調べれば自然な表現なんていくらでも探せると思うけど・・・。

I've thought of giving my boyfriend an ultimatum, but now
I'm not so sure.

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>>544-547
>>72

>>72
間違いは素直に認めて気を付けた方が上達するよw

>>551
>>138

04/27(日) 22:47:25 --- Foundation of the thread
05/02(金) 00:02:17 --- End of English-Only policy/First War
05/03(土) 03:00:00 --- End of First War
>>344-394 --- Peace of Suzume
05/03(土) 15:58:59 --- Second War
05/03(土) 18:00:00 --- End of Second War (Written by RecordMaster)

>>122
間違ってはいないが・・・。俺はagree onが良いと思う、というかミントンかなんかの本に物に対するときはこれがベストだと
書いてあった。

Fランク大学に関して、以下の英文が存在しています。色々と間違っている
箇所が存在していますので、それを指摘して下さい。

As might be expected,the students who belong to F rank university
are asshole.
They are the defeated remnants.
They still have lots more to work on.
In a way,they are in the way.
I want to slaughter them!

chi nn ko

As one might expect, students at French universities are axxhole.
They are defeated remnants. Mada mada dane.
In a way, they are in the way. I want to kill them! ............

＿＿＿＿＿SIGH＿＿＿＿＿

>>550
粘着乙wwwwwwww

と、お前は信じている。

>>555 >>557
通報しました

>>122
Read >>121.

>>122＝>>107だろどうせ

>>545
くっつけた英文の例をよろしく

Notes
　- Reveal your university name when posting
　- Put 'age' in the E-mail form or leave it blank
　　(so that this thread won't easily go down because of the English-only rule)
　- March, other universities and those from overseas included
　- Such posts as >>7 will give Keio and Waseda minus points

>>559
またまた粘着乙w

留学先であった日本人の英語力

東大
　　英語で話すことに慣れていないが、単語力や読解力がある
東京外大（英語以外のヨーロッパ言語の専攻）
　　コミュニケーションには不自由ない
　　知っている表現を繰り返し使うのが耳障り
広島大（化学？）
　　日本語英語で多くの間違いがあるが一所懸命に伝えようとする
地方の県立大（理系）
　　ネイティブとの付き合いが長く、流暢
早稲田
　　長い海外経験があって非常に流暢だが文法に関して理屈っぽい
マーチおよび同レベルの大学
　　流暢な人からコミュニケーションが苦手っぽい人まで様々だが
　　読み書きや会話の平均的な能力は高め
マーチ（経済？）
　　ひどい日本語英語だが、ひどさに気付いていない
　　がんばって話そうとするが聴くに耐えない
地方の女子大
　　会話ではナチュラルだがプレゼン等で英語力の低さが出る人、
　　会話でもプレゼンでも難のある人など…

大学のレベルは英語力に大きく関係しないってことだな。

>>565
>>15

最終学歴別・日本人の英語力

東大
　　平易な会話ができる。単語力はあるかも。文章は込み入ってわかりにくい
早稲田
　　長い海外経験があって非常に流暢だった
マーチ（経済）
　　悪くはない人から、外国人と全く話さない人まで
神奈川大
　　国内の学習だけで、素早く複雑な応答ができるまで習得
　　その他複数の外国語まで簡単なものが理解できる
玉川大
　　TOEICで400台で訥々と喋るが、業務上重要な判断が下せる。
　　酒の席での砕けた会話は苦手。帰国子女は非常に流暢
高卒
　　多少話せても、格好つけた中途半端な発音が耳障り。空気を読まない
地方の県立大（理系）
　　中の下〜中の中。英語で話すのは疲れると言っていた。

あと慶応大
　　SFCにいれば、英語はできると見なしてもらえるとほざいてた。
　　英語はただの道具だし、TOEICは受けるつもりはないとも。
　　アラビア語を３ヶ月で習得したと言っていたが、どうだか。

慶応プライド高すぎｗ

Tokyo Institute of technologyなめんな
俺はTOEIC730といううんこだけど、教授にはペラペラの人もおられる！

教授がペラペラでも(ry

だいたいアホ私立は英語だけしかできないんだ
今求められるのは理系の力
そこでわが東工大は英語力拡充に必死
でも成果は出てないorz

A friend of mine who studied engineering at Osaka University has extremely limited vocabulary
of English. He says he wasn't required high English skills for entering the course, but he wishes
he had a better command of English.

I think even those studying science and technology should have reasonable command of English
so they can read and write research papers and make presentations at international academic
conferences.

>>574
> 今求められるのは理系の力
> そこでわが東工大は英語力拡充に必死

なんか矛盾してない？

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キーワード【 フリ just スラング to are here It 】

So what? I was surprised to see how terrible your English is, how fool you are.
I'm afraid you can't beat me forever and ever as far as English concerned.

おれが受験英語の勉強法の極意を教えたる。
友達のあだ名を英語で考えて互いにつけあってみろ。
（Ambitious village 志村, Moat 堀, など）
これで偏差値が７０まで上がる

Fuck you shit I'll kill y'all fuckin' niggers so shut the fuck up dipshit.

>>578
なるほど、確かに受験英語レベルだね。
その英文では偏差値70も行かないと思うけど。

>>580
そんなことカキコするとつぎはお前の英語さらしてみろって
ウルセーからあんま煽るなって。

>>581　同意。こいつらウルセーのは日本語でだけ。英語で煽れよ580。
Say it in English! By the way, I'm not 578.

>>581
盛り上がるからいいじゃん

Indeed. Your English has shown that you've reached high school level.
It's questionable, though, that you've got a deviation value of 70.

>>580じゃないけどネタとして訳してみました
どうぞ議論してくだされ

さてどうしたものか。
おれは英国の不登校学級の子供達をつれて日本を見せてまわったことがある。
道中、大学と合同の授業を一コマ持ったんだが、残念な結果だった。
大学生は大勢いたにも関わらず、子供達の質問に対して非常に消極的だった。
１５歳前後のシャイな子達の方が異国で、例え恥ずかしがりながらであっても
大勢の前で発表などをこなしたのに対し、２０歳前後の日本の大学生は
我が母国ながら無口で不気味な国民に見えてガッカリした。

>>585
誤爆？

>>585
日本に来たのにどうせ英語で質問して大学生も英語で回答だろ？
ガッカリする前にまずそのことを変と思えよ。

最高学府といっても日本の大学なんてそんなものよ。
「高卒巡回乙」とか言いっこなしよ。

>>574

入試問題を見る限り、東工大は英語と化学を馬鹿にしているとしか思えない。
数学と物理は良問と思ったが、、、あの英語と化学はなにこれ？とおもった
(ただし10数年前)

日本人は白人＝英語と思い込む変人ばかりだからな。
日本語でいいのに。
そもそも人種と言語は一致しない。

>>585　英語でどうぞ。

>>589
馬鹿にしてるってどういうこと？
簡単すぎるって意味？

おっと、ここは英語で書くすれなのか？

>>589
What do you mean by "馬鹿にしてる"?
The questions were too easy to answer?

I like listening in my room to the sound of rain falling.
It's really relaxing.

Hi. Can I join? I go to St. Thomas Univerisity in Hyogo pref.
I'm taking human studies. And I really enjoy learning it.
As for English, I came to like it when I started learning it
at a junior high school. Since my major is not English,
I have been learning it on my own.
My university is not ranked on the top, but I like my university
very much, and I made many great friends here.
A university is the place for academics, and it definitely comes first,
but I also think it's the place to meet many people and
know each other and know people's values and ways of thinking.
Through this process, we can expect ourselves to grow up significantly
as a human. Looks like many people here are kind of "patriotic"
to their universities, and so am I. It's very normal to get to
like your university, but it isn't right to criticize other univs.
Each university has its good and bad aspects.

>>59 I have never even heard of Saint Thomas University. What do people
usually call your school in Japan?

Anyhow, while your point is well-taken, this isn't a place for such
discussions. If you are happy where you are--Good for you. There is no
need to come here and let us know that. This is a thread where people are
discussing something else. Also, please know that there are some substantive
differences in the quality not only of the instructions you receive but also of
the statue of the professors you learn from as well as the nature of the
peers you meet, depending on the university you attend. So, it is actually
consequential where you go to school--beyond the brand-name-related concerns.

Thanks for visiting, anyhow, and have a nice life.

>>596
It is called 聖トマス大学 in Japan.
I understand what you are saying.
I still want to join in the discussion. Is it okay?

聖トマス大学 used to be called 英知大学 before being renamed last year.

>>598 Ｈ大学, is it?

Somebody asked in the "スレッド立てるまでもない質問" thread about such a usage of the preposition "for"
as in "Housing Market worst for 30 years" but there were no clear answers. Although Google shows both
"for" and "in" are acceptable, there still is a question. Can these two be used indiscriminately?
I'm looking forward to answers from you intelligent people.

>>600 You've got 600. I envy you, sir.

What's 600?

Is >>600 a lucky number?

Hello guys. This thread looks very interesting. Don't ask me
about my university, because it's not so famous as yours,
probably. But I thank the guy who made this thread, because
I've long been searching for the place where I can discuss
various issues with other people in English, especially
English grammar or usage. Well, I've almost forgot to mention
that I'm a teacher of English at a junior high school.
I want to keep up my writing skills here. I've tried posting
in English in other threads, but I found it was meaningless, or
even offensive to those who don't understand English well.
But here I can feel at ease writing anything I want to.

Sorry for telling you my boring story! Anyways, let me join in.

■Also，please know that there are some substantive　

know の命令形はちょっとここでは奇異な感じがします。
know の命令形は使用法がかなり限られてない？
Please be advised（be aware とか）の方が普通じゃないですか？
それから　substantialとかの方が良くない？
statue はstatus のこと？
consequential の後のwhere〜は×。
which school you belong to（go to/ attend） の方がいいと思います。
もし関係代名詞の処理に悩んだ場合は「So, the choice of school is important」とかにしてしまうのも一案かと。

>>601-603
600 is the second lucky number next to 893.

>>606
Oh, really? Why is that?

>>605
I felt like criticising >>59 as you did, but stopped myself
following >>403's advice. XD

>>604
Did you read through this thread?
I don't think here's a nice place for you to enhance your writing skills,
but you can keep posting here in English if you find it interesting.

searching for the place →　for a place
Anyways →　typo

>>606
I'm afraid that's not what I've heard, sir.
They say 666 is the luckiest, and 893 is the second luckiest, sir.

But I still envy you, sir, who got the number 600, sir.

>>608
'Anyways' is an American version of 'anyway'.
It's not a typo.

>>609
666 is an unlucky number.

666, The number of the beast....

Nothing's been discussed here yet. What's up with that?

No! We're discussing lucky numbers.

インペリアルカレッジロンドンの漏れが早速と登場w
日本の大学はすべて格下です＾＾

>>615
Nobody will believe it.

>>615
How come you don't write in English? Show us what you've got. Or Is that too much to ask?

I rejected the offer of a place at the University of London
and opted for another university.

O → I was rejected from

>>619=>>615 ww

die hilary clinten!!!!!!!!!!!!! an ugly old bitch!!!!!!!!

Uunderstand what this thread is, first.
"Students of the Best Universities, Show Off Your English Skills and Your Tiny Pricks"

Show off your tiny dicks

>>622
How come you always go for -; ? Did you forget where you came from when you were born? Did you come from the other hole? Maybe that's why this thread stinks.

mine's not tiny so i can't show it off here unfortunately.

upload your hard nipples

Welcome to the monkey mountain!

>>624
> How come you always go for -; ?

cos >>622 is a horny bitch.

>>627 And I am the lord of the mountain.

I've just found a fool on the hill.

Hi, I have a very large penis. Japanese have so small penis,
what can you possibly achieve with such a microscopic penis?

Sore chimpoko desuka? Shachosan, dame desune!

Here comes another....

自己紹介でいきなり出身高校と在校大学名を訊いてきた慶応生がいた。
おれは２〜３流学校で、後で知ったがそいつは高偏差値校出身。
学校名を聞いたところで充分驚いてappriciationを見せてあげなかったから
そいつはおれのことをキライになったようだった。女。

>>631
Upload its photo.
I'll judge how big it is.

>>631
Shoot your huge load of cum deep down my throat right now!!

>>632
あーまたかおまえか！おまえさぶしいだな！
日本人はだめなみんそくですね。ハハくやしそう〜ｗｗｗ

>>631どうせ、てめえのチンポは爪楊枝だろ！

>>636
Do I know you?

I am a student of Keio University in Shonan Fujisawa campus.
I am major in biology.

>>639
I major 8 inches big. You must have a 2inch long penis. Kawaii desune.

Last Saturday, one Japanese guy came up and spoke to me.
"Excuse me, but could you please kindly tell me where the shitty hole is?"
Right up in your ass, bitch!!

You should've said, "Here it is! Do you wanna try?"

No I won't, because my anus is always pretty clean and neat.

Oh, right! You mean you're suffering from piles, so you've got to keep your arse clean, right?

pretty clean = somewhat dirty
This makes me horny.

a lot of gays outside Japan, arent they?

I hate Western people because they tend to look down on Asians, you dont think so?

laods of loads of discremination in the west.
we are Japanese but very difficult to distinguish us from other Asians

I am wondering if the people here are in Japan or not.

Does it matter?

Cause I live in UK therefore, it is not fare if I came here.

[email protected]

ex-boyfriend the other day.
He has asked someone's help and advice, like me...
Because he is really worried about his job these days.
Such as he's thinking of going to quit his job and so on.
To tell the truth, I broke up with him about 5 months ago.
He's 5 years yonger than me. He graduated from university
in Nagoya,and decided to start new job in Osaka last spring.
After few months later, he got transferd to Nara.
He was really busy from then on. (He is still busy now）
He couldn't take a day off,and had to work overtime.
So it was so hard to keep relations between him and me
at that time.
But we still keep in touch by e-mail once in a while.

I wish I could help his matter. But I couldn't advice to him
easily... I hope to it turns out well!

I'm sorry for writing my poor English diary.
Thank you for reading.
皆様にはご迷惑をおかけいたしまして、申し訳ありませんが、
以前からブログの移転を検討しておりました。ずっとずっと迷いながらも
このブログを利用しておりましたが、この度、思い切って引越しをすることにいたしました。
GABAへの誘導はもう出来きないかな・リクエストがあった公開ボイスに行く事もできません。
沢山生徒やスタッフが泣いた事はしっています。しかし私は結構儲かりました。良心は痛まない、金が全て。

↑What's that?

ここは俺みたいな英語のネイティブスピーカーは参加してはいけない？？

>>648 ×discremination ○discrimimation

>>654
ダメどころか大歓迎よ♥

>>654あなたは外国育ちの日本人？それとも外国人ですか？
もし外国人なら日本語お上手ですね。外国人なら英語で
褒められても嬉しくないだろうから日本語で書き込みました。
スレ違い済みません。

>>655 ×discrimimation ○discrimination

It is all right to misspell words here because of BB.
We have to write words very quickly and cannot use spell-checkers,
but people can understand what you write.
Even native speakers misspell words very often.

>>659 Are you a native English speaker？

It's embarrassing for a person who pointed out a typo to make a similar mistake himself.

Take it easy . Nobody is perfect .

>>600
>>659 isn't a native English speaker as long as I can see from his English,
but does it matter?

I am a graduate from Rikkyo university.
I majored in low.
Can I join this thread?
　

Sure.

>>664
yes, sure.
i graduated from Chuo university.
my major was Civil Engineering.
and im joining this thread. but just watching.

>>665>>666
Thank you for your kindness.
I'm not good at spelling English sentence.
But I want to communicate with others in English.
So I hope that I  can make friends with you through using English.

i am a student of Tokyo University of Foreing Studies.
however,my english is too bad because i'm majoring in another language.

We Japanese stopped objecting to Chinese'illegal rule in Tibet
by the big earthquake that had occurred in Sichuan Province.
But we never forget that a lot of people living in Tibet now suffered
from Chinese violence.
What do you think about these problems.
please give me your opinion very soon.

>>669now suffered→are now suffering

>>667
make friends with you →　become your friend

>>667
spelling→writing

>>667
sentence→sentences

>>669
these problems→this problem
please→Please

おまいら、中学レベルの英文書いて何が一流大だい。

I think it hard for me to write a sentence without making mistakes.
But I will be able to write correct ones at will some day if I continue
trying.

>>675
You must write your sentences in English if you want to prove that
you are a first-class student or graduate of university.
.

>>677
a first-class student or graduate of university
→either a student or a graduate of a first-class university

I finally found the ideal thred. I`ve gratuated so-called first rate
university, but I'm not good at using English.
I want to be like you all. I'll do my best,

Thank you for your kindness.
I'm not good at writing English.
But I want to communicate with others in English.
So I hope we can be friends through this language.

Japanese stopped denouncing Chinese' illegal ruling in Tibet
because of the big earthquake which struck Sichuan Province.
But we never forget that a lot of Tibetans are now suffering
from Chinese violence.
What do you think about the issue?
Please give me your opinion right away.

I am going to return this thread about 11 p.m.
So long!

Of course, the Chinese' illegal ruling in Tibet should be denounced,
but,it's not the time to acuse them. It's the people who should be cared first,
or else, sanctions like economical restriction may influence bitterly to
the desperate people.

立教法卒君が呼んでたみたいだから来てあげたよ。
一流大学には入れたのかな？
僕の書き込みをわざと君の変な書き込みと一緒くたにして、僕を釣ろうとしてたろ？

僕の勘違いでなければ立教法卒君は桜井恵三氏が大好きで、英語が少しできて
フランス語がもっと少しできる暇人なはずだよ。どうかな？
さて、エリート候補の僕は就寝前に少し勉強をしなければ…

>>682
If we help the sufferers in Sichuan Province,we should tell them
how the Chinese do harm to the Tibetan.
If we do so,the information will soon spread over China because
all Chinese eyes are focused on Sichuan Province now.
I think that will lead all Chinese to stop ruling Tibet illegally.
                                              Write to me soon.

Tibet has been colonized by the Chinese government, so
that means the Chinese' illegal ruling in Tibet is not an appropriate
definition. I am not for the Chinese givernment, but it has been
investing so much money in Tibet such as a railway and educational
infrastructure even though many of the Han Chinese have immigrated into Tibe.
What do you think of Hong Kong? If it had not been colonized by the Britishi,
what would have happened to it? Therfore, colonization itself has the
pros and cons. I think that the most important problem about Tibet seems to be
human rights abuse and freedom of religion, but not something like economonal
problems. In addition, I want to ask the people who blame the Chinese government for
these problems if they have been to China and talked to the Chinese people.
I have been living in Britain. However, I have ever lived in China and had some experience
of communicating with the local Chinese people.

>>680
Please correct my sentences if they are wrong.

[email protected]

ex-boyfriend the other day.
He has asked someone's help and advice, like me...
Because he is really worried about his job these days.
Such as he's thinking of going to quit his job and so on.
To tell the truth, I broke up with him about 5 months ago.
He's 5 years yonger than me. He graduated from university
in Nagoya,and decided to start new job in Osaka last spring.
After few months later, he got transferd to Nara.
He was really busy from then on. (He is still busy now）
He couldn't take a day off,and had to work overtime.
So it was so hard to keep relations between him and me
at that time.
But we still keep in touch by e-mail once in a while.

I wish I could help his matter. But I couldn't advice to him
easily... I hope to it turns out well!

I'm sorry for writing my poor English diary.
Thank you for reading.

>>685
I will answer your questions after I fully consider your opinion.

The most important thing now is the recovery of sufferers in Sichuan
Province.The sufferers are dying one after another even in this moment.
The chinese authority would decline such political activities. On top of that,
there is no freedom of speech there. If you tell the truth about the Tibet, you
shall be arrested by the KOAN police soon.

Hello, can I join?
I don't know how you call the Chinese ruling "illegal".
The authorities were just doing what they should do.
If you were the head of authorities, and the violence had happened in your town,
I believe you would have taken the same action towards the looters.

You haven't doubted the credibility of your media's reports, have you?
I mean, have you ever visited Chinese before?
China always was a peace-loving country.
That's why it's willing to hold the Olympic games.

Hello, Of course. Please join us.Welcome!

Fitstly you said "You haven't doubted the credibility of your media's
reports"

On the contrary,I've never believed in media, especially about China.
Have you ever read "Mao: The Unknown Story"? The Chinese authority
killed 7 million people, and this book was not allowed to published
in China.
Why? Because there is no freedom of publishing there.

And I wrote "If you tell the truth about the Tibet,you shall be arrested ".
No violence, no looters at all. Indeed ,I said "political activities", but it
meant "tell them how the Chinese do harm to the Tibetan" :as 684 said.

Lastly, holding the Olympic games doesn't mean that the host country is
a peace-loving one. Please remember "The Nazis Olympic"

日本人は優しいから、西洋の馬鹿メディアに騙されてることあまり気づかない傾向あるね。
昔は西アジアの戦争でもＣＮＮの情報しか聞いてなかったよ。
学校で英語しか勉強しなければ、せっかく外国行っても情報に閉鎖的でも仕方ないね。

>>691
No I haven't read the book before.
You just believe in the media that you want to believe.
Even if China has lesser freedom of press, it doesn't prove what you believe is right one,
there's a crackdown or healthy-minded Tibetans unlike Chinese.

What I mean is, have you ever considered learning Chinese language?
Have you traveled China?
It is not a matter of logic, but likes and dislikes.
Which side will win is desided in the first place before the race begins.
Please remember the fact that the Japanese Ministry checks your textbook before you read.

I don't think that people should stereotype China and the Chinese people from
their own cultural point of view because China is completely different from the Western
civilization. Westerners think that China is still a horrble place at present.
However, China and the Chinese people enjoy the happiest period in the 2000s.
All of you should study the history of China in which too many people have died by natural
disasters, famine and wars. Therefore, even though so many people have died by a powerful
earthquake in in Sichuan province, it doesn't matter in China. Do you know how many
people were killed in the Cultural Revolution? It must be at least forty millions people were killed,
but it is not a so big problem. Therefore, you should not estimate human rights and freedom of speech
because they are not so good for the Chinese society. These rights and freedom will cause a lot of
problems in China, which might kill so many people.
Province

I've read every comment about China. But the given theme by 680 is
"How we think about stopping denouncing Chinese' illegal ruling in Tibet
because of the big earthquake in Sichuan Province".

I think all comments are beating around the bush and don't respond to the theme directly.
Let's not sidetracked.

It's you who is sidetracking.
Chinese are now suffering from Tibetan violence, period.
Tibetans broke Chinese restaurants and residents.

>>696
Tibetans suffered from Chinese violence too.
Chinese people are too patriotic, which is the key factor in all issues.

>>685
I guess you are  a British and a Christian because you write to me
from Britain.
So I quote from the Bible.
Matthew4.4
Man shall not live and be upheld and sustained by bread alone,
but by every word that comes forth from the mouth of God.
To the Tibetan the Dalai Lama is equal to Jesus.
He has been living in exile.
However rich the Tibetan may become by Chinese economic aid,
they never be happy without living with him in Tibet.
So I think the Chinese must stop ruling Tibet at once
and let the Dalai Lama come back to his country.

>>698
a British and a Christian→ a British and Christian

Tibet should be independent from China.
It won't make any difference if it's not a territory of the country.
Looking at the map, I covered the Tibet autonomous region by the hand,
I thought nobody would notice if China shrunk or not.

Don't forget East Turkistan. Tukistans are not Chinks.

>>701
You mean the Uyghurs, huh? Don't forget Mongolians either.

チベット暴動（３／１４）、ミャンマーのサイクロン（５／３）、四川省の大地震（５／１２）、
この時期にあの地域へ災害が集中するのは変だと思わない?

各日付の数字を足すと「８」になることから、やつらの魂胆が明らかになる。
電磁波やスパイ衛星を使って、天候や地殻変動を操るプロの犯罪者集団が、
2008年8月8日8時8分に開催予定の北京オリンピックの妨害をほのめかしている。
みんな共産党の事実隠蔽を気にしているけど、隠匿・暗躍はなにも中国の十八番なわけじゃないんだよ。

前から言っていたことではあるけど、また一つ真実が明るみに出たね。

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Chinazism!
BTW, the JASDF is bombing cities in China?

>>705
No. It's delivering relief goods at the request of the Chinese government.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article4020002.ece

I want to tell all Christians living all around the world my opinion.
please read carefully.
I quote from the Bible for Christians.
Matthew4.4
Man shall not live and be upheld and sustained by bread alone,
but by every word that comes forth from the mouth of God.
The Dalai Lama has been living in exile for along time.
The Dalai Lama is to the Tibetan what Jesus is to Christians.
However rich the Tibetan may become by Chinese economic assistance,
The Tibetan never be happy if they can't live together with The Dalai Lama
in Tibet.
So the Chinese must stop their illegal rule immediately and
let the the Dalai Lama come back to his country.

>>708
This's so perfect logic ever I was f**kin' convinced.

>>708
Is it really a quote from the Bible?

>>710
Yes,it is.
I quoted from St.Matthew'Gospel,Chapter4,Verse4.
"Man shall not live on bread alone,but on every word that proceeds
out of the mouth ofGod."
What I wanted to say is as follows.
"The Tibetan shall not live on bread alone,but on every word that proceeds
out of the mouth of the Dalai Lama."

>>709
I am glad to read your opinion.
You must be a man of fine character.

So many great hours have spent for discussing which universiy is better,
and everyone agrees that the University of Tokyo is the best.
Why don't they proceed further to talk which faculty is the best among the UOT?

been

>>714
I know what you been.

China always was a peace-loving country?

The soldiers are killing pilgrims one by one. Look!!!
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=o1-y6-Rxyvc

Wow

I was graduate from a very famous university, though I don't know
my university is classified as a first-class university or a
second-class one.
Anyway, I did not study English there. I studied my English in
my high-school days, in a very local and rural town located in
Tohoku area. My high school is the best high school in my
prefecture. I was good at writing and speaking Englsih at my
hish school. So I think my English skill is as good as
those of Wasedas and Keios, I might say.

>718
sorry. your english hasnt reached sokei's level.
good by.

↑
You, neither.

>720
oh really?
ok i correct your error.
please correct my sentence in exchange thank you.

x you neither - o yours neither.

Prime Minister Abe's old school is Seikei, which is beneath MARCH. lolololol
Even such a uneducated person can become a prime minister!

なんだっぺさここ
おらアメリカさきちまっただか

おらもだ！
ぷらいむみにすたーが何とかとかいっとるけどよ〜
人をコケにするヤツに一流はいねぇ

んだ。

I agree to the opinion by 724 and 725.
And I cannot find a great difference between soukei and seikei,
at least on the pronunciation.

>>726
yeah youre right.
in tohoku area where 718 lives,
they believe former prime minister abe graduated from sokei.
they dont know seikei and do believe theres a university named sokei.
do you want to know why?

Sup, top school students?

Let me hear your voice.
Do you know what's behind the Akiba rampage spree?
I know "interesting" is not an appropriate word, however,
this news really makes me think so deep.

I feel sorry for him because he has a miserable background.
He had no job, no friend or girlfriend, no love from family.
He should not be reckoned as just another insane guy,
What do you think?

No matter how miserable his back ground is, ｈｉｓ　conduct must not be
allowed,

Moriyama Mayumi and her jolly fellows seem to design
to intervene any obscene Animes or games in Japan.
That incident possibly could accelerate anti-porn tendency.
But the House of Councillors has been eventually closed.
Amendment of the law is already impossible.
Their plot fell through for the time being. lolololol

I don't care the authority would accelerate anti-porn tendency or not.
But I'm worring about the freedom of press in Japan.

>>729
I don't say he must be justified, but we must consider the circumstances.
He had been outcast wherever he goes, and everyone thinks it's all your fault
if you cannot find a proper job, but it reminds me of Marie Antoinette's saying,
"if you don't have bread to eat, then eat candy".

In reality, hard-working does not always guarantee money,
and yet there is not sufficient safety net for the poor but prejudice,
so it seems natural to me that he held grudge against the society.

It's us who created this fucking wretched society.
Akiba will now be going to close its vehicle-free promenade,
and dagger blade makers stop manufacturing the knives,
but it's not a critical remedy for the problem.
It's about our system.

>>729, >>732
your english level hasnt reached sokeis either.

Indeed, it's natural for him to hold grudge against the society, and
I can feel sorry about it to some extent.
But the crime he committed was extremely huge and unforgivable. And there
are many people who work under poor circumstances like his.

On top of that, he had graduated the highest school in his district.
His ability for work seem enough. In the long run, this fatal incident
was brought by his own evil character, and not us who created this society,
I assume.

x not us→○not by us

>>733
You don't know anything!!! Sokei students are way worse than them.
I have never seen Sokei wrote English sentences longer than this.

>>734-735
I'm grateful for you showed a mercy for him to some extent.

>there are many people who work under poor circumstances like his.
I know that life in Japan 50 years ago was even poorer than them,
but one does not feel alone when everyone is poor.
Temp workers are not only exploited but despised, isolated.
There're latent candidates lining up after him, like he said.

I feel it's too cruel to attribute this incident to him alone.
The number of victim is eight.
It's his family that loaded a bullet, society that pulled the trigger.

Now I am watching CNNj. The topic now on is world untold story.
Now the story is about nigerian girl arrested at an airport.
Some female reporter went to a prizon to interview her.
The reporter said that it was her "regular visit",
and the theme seems to be a prostitution, though I cannot
fully understand well because the narration sometimes goes
in Italian, and the nigerian english is sometimes difficult
to understand.

In the criminal law, the basic concept of the responsibility lies in one's
free intention.　The criminals are accused because they have evil intention that make
them select the illegal conducts.

The Akiba murderer seems to have normal consciousness, and so, he must have full-fledgd free
intention. In a nutshell, it's he himself that loaded a bullet, and pulled the trigger.

We shouldn't pass on the responsibility to our society. The main cause
of the Akiba rampage spree is his irrational belief and distorted recognition
around his situation,

Every time the society went wrong, people knocked evil dictator or ruler down.
French Revolution, War of Independence, Cultural Revolution, etc.

This time, Kato might have attacked wrong persons, but his power must be appreciated.

History will judge whether Kato was right or not.
May God bless him!

Hi! Here comes Japanese joke.Try the following sentence into Japanese!"My father is my mother!"わたしの父は〜わがままです。ち〜なみに〜おいらの好きな言葉は〜Bigger the cussion,Better the pussing.Tittie Twister＝おっぱいグルグル

Spectators at the site of Akiba kill were taking photos without helping victims, the scene was scary,
but I guess those who killed would have done the same thing if they were alive.

It is as if an ugly-minded person killed ugly-minded people.
Tomohiro Kato, the killer, was right about the target, I think.

Indeed, there are some people taking pictures around the victims at the
site, but, so many people were helping the victims conscientiously.They
should be admired.

>>742
You may be right in that you guess the victims might have done the same thing as the witnesses did,
but the difference between you and me is that I mourn the losses and don't defend the criminal.
I don't think there's any reason for the criminal to be defended, at least outside the court.

most paople in Japan are kind at first sight
but, in fact, what they think of is only the way they prevent themselves from others
whenever they are asked something, for example a crime, they only make commoplace remarks
this fact suggest that the common people don't have own opinion
in other words, they don't reflect anything at all

so, judges should not take a national sentiment into consideration
judges should bear in mind that the common people are too ignorant to say anything

>>703
可能性あるね・・・。
でも、ちょっと統合失調症の妄想が入ってるような気がする・・・。
たぶん違うと思うけど、もし今すごく苦しかったら、精神科に行ってみて下さい。
気分が軽くなる薬もらえるかもしれません。

They say the murderer Kato was totally isolated, and the situation made
him go mad. But it's nothing more than a self-centered excuse.
Everybody is inevitably alone. We must stand the fate.

>>747
He was always trying not to be too friendly with others to avoid exposing his
true nature, which I think made him feel even more that he was isolated.
He has no one but himself to blame.

the crime kato ccommitted in Akiba is very evil and could not allowed
however we have no right to give death penalty to him
if you hope for death penalty, you are not different from murder, no matter how many grude you have
retaliation could not be admitted, regardless of any reason

>>749
your post doesn't have any reasons to explain why we have no
right to give death penalty to him.

to kill the criminal in prison is as cruel as to do people in road
there is no difference between kato and you if you kill the one
can I stab you if you stab me?

>>751
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E6%AD%A3%E5%BD%93%E9%98%B2%E8%A1%9B

>>744
You must be living a happy life, with lots of love from many people.

What would you say if there's an endangered animal chased away from its
habitat, and the beast is going to be annihilated because of biting a
human?

The Akiba killer was not treated as human being at work, at school, in
family. If you were treated as a disposable thing, you sure would feel
anyone in this society is your enemy, anybody is OK to murder.

>>753
No! He wasn't treated that way, but he thought he was.

You seem to sympathise with the murderer. Are you in the same situation as his?
Do you think his crime is justified just because he was treated like a dog (or he thought he was)?
If you feel like committing the similar crime or have a plan, you'll be interviewed by the police.

The murderer Kato may have been isolated, and felt himself as an annihilating
animal. But, even so, he could have had normal consciousness, moral, common sense.
He is a human, not animal.
He shouldn't have done such a inhumane conduct.

The irrational belief and distorted recognition around his situation
made him commit the outrageous crime.

As far as I know ,almost all Japanese have
been becoming insane and got empty heart .

Especially young generation, they're lacking brain control of frontal cortex(前頭葉).
The reason is clear.
Games, visual information flood and cell phone mail deprive the chance of training their brain power.
They should get more direct experience to meet and talk with actual people.
They should read more books and use their imagination.

I guess that a large amount of meaningless
information make us lose control of
our brain .

Our brain don't need to use imagination with too many strong visual information.
They only respond whey doing video games.
Cell phone mail requires young people short and stereotype sentence.

Thus their brain power become weaker and weaker.
Japanese government must make new lows to save brains of young generation.

>>760That's stupid.
You cannot reach the conclusion by logic that murder is wrong.
It's only A wisdom which was gained through experiences and is not THE answer.
What makes you think that a murder by a nation is right, and by an
individual is not? Kato could be as logical as you are, you could be
as wrong as Kato. Brain training is no use.

I think death penalty's concept consists of idea of retaliation
the victim's family think that they should revenge themselves on the murder because their relateves were killed

this way of thinking is dangerous because it justifies retaliation
according to this philosophy, if one have been treated badly by people around him and despairs of society
he is able to have a right to revenge oneself on hateful enermies

>>761
You're crazy. You're tipical thpse who can't control your brain.
You have no common sense to conduct a debate.
If Kato had havitude to train his brain, he could have find many solution to analyze his problem.

Unfortunately, you also have no havitude to train your brain like him.

I hear that western people are selfish and doesn't admit their fault at all
however in my 19 years life, I've never seen such a bad man or woman in Japan
western professors at my college are very kind and nice men witout exception
they are not different from ordinary Japanese
please show me how hauty they are, if they are truly so

yeah, come to think of it, there's no good and evil in nature.
i watch programs on african animals everyday, they kill other weak
or crippled for no reason.
human rights are just an invention spawned out of our brain, right?
thus we can't find the stuff in the textbook of physics science since
becoz this is not the absolute truth

ttp://www.travian.jp/
暇な人がいたら少しの間でいいですから
このゲームのゲームオペレーターになってくれませんか？

>>766
that game seems to be interesting
but what is the role of operator?

The Akiba rampage spree was reported all over the world. The myth that
Japanese public peace has been extinguished. The　tourist industry　will be
suffered from the cruel incident. I'm so sorry about that.

xThe myth that Japanese public peace→○The myth about Japanese public peace

>>768
where do you live?

>>770
Ｉ　ｌｉｖｅ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ａｔｌａｎｔｉｃ　ｏｃｅａｎ．　　ｄｅｅｐ　ｉｎｔｏ　ｉｔ．

>>771
oh my God!
you must be fish or shell

Are students of Kyushu univ. permitted to take part in this thread?

>766

Is it free to play?

>>773 Sure .

I was born and am living in Tokyo.

I've heard about the crazy men who are praising Kato. And they picture
Kato as God. They may feel some kind of catharsis.
I can not understand The Japanese any more.

>>777
this fact suggest that there are lot of people who envy the happy
one of the reason they praise kato is that they feel that they could revenge happpy men or women
they must regard their life as boreing and hopeless

'For the rest, it is my opinion that Carthage has to be destroyed'
Cato Major

777 doesn't know a life harsher than death
you could be a devil if you had bullied separated and deprived
korean are lucky they can stage a demonstration to change the world but
japanese are a bunch of sickening faggots they just sit and ignore things
until someone blows ones top really crazily and runs over or stabs pedestrians
maybe 7 is not enough to wake up japanese here comes another kato
next time either you or i could be killed The time is ticking.

外人の彼女がいるんですがもっぱら日本語で会話しています。
俺が英語力０な為、なにか英語で甘い言葉いってあげたいのです

ネットで調べてたのは、使いつくしました。
なにかオリジナルで女性がキュンとくるような英文を作っていただけませんか？

日本語と英文で何個かあれば嬉しいです。

I will stick to your breast like a child until my dying day

if you marry me, you have to feed me until my dying day

I'm a fucking poor weirdo who has miserable educational background, and
I want you to turn your back on me as you are too good to be my delusive girlfriend.

The biggest problem exists in Japanese egalitarianism.
So we Japanese soon compare ourselves to others and feel "Oh I win!" "Oh I lose"
Envy comes from this.

In a word, we Japanese should have strong self identity and our own value.
To achieve this, Japanese education and value must be changed.

ex-boyfriend the other day.
He has asked someone's help and advice, like me...
Because he is really worried about his job these days.
Such as he's thinking of going to quit his job and so on.
To tell the truth, I broke up with him about 5 months ago.
He's 5 years yonger than me. He graduated from university
in Nagoya,and decided to start new job in Osaka last spring.
After few months later, he got transferd to Nara.
He was really busy from then on. (He is still busy now）
He couldn't take a day off,and had to work overtime.
So it was so hard to keep relations between him and me
at that time.
But we still keep in touch by e-mail once in a while.

I wish I could help his matter. But I couldn't advice to him
easily... I hope to it turns out well!

I'm sorry for writing my poor English diary.
Thank you for reading.

some Europeans say that killing whales shold be forbidden
one reason is that whales are mamal as human and very intelligent
it seems that they can communicate with each other by their unique means

as for me, I can approve of their statement to some degree because I hear that
the way killing whales is very cruel
if we cannot avoid killing such way, we should not kill them,I think

In what way do they kill whales?
You should describe about it.

>>1

早稲田とか慶応が日本のTOP大学とか頭おかしいんじゃないの？

>>789あなたの考え方だと旧帝大及びそれらに準ずる
国公立大学以外は一流大学ではなくなる。因みにあなたは
旧帝大卒か在学中ですか？

>>787
it's OK coz a whale is an animal.
in your logic, we must stop eating mammal meat.
the korean eat cute dog meat too.
nazi treated jew as an animal so it must have been destroyed.

こんな幼稚な英語なら、はじめから日本語で話せばいいのに。
it's truely disappointing to see how insipid so-called(or self-claimed)"japa top universities" are.

>>792
You can say that again.

>>793
lol.do u speak english?

>>792
go away and never come back

>>792
Tits or GTFO.

>>763
I'm afraid I can't agree with you.
You think you are sane? Did you know Hitler was elected by democracy?

German were not crazy, they were normal like anyone else today.
The thing is, they'd been severely suffered from Great Depression.
Same thing happened on Kato. That's it.

Like said above, you could be as cruel as Big Kato.
You don't understand because you don't know what real hopelessness is.
You think you do.
In the depth of despair, even a smartest person goes out of logic.
Happy people don't recognize the gravity of unhappiness of some people.


Did you get my idea? I hope so.
We learn from history that we don't learn from history. Do you?

通り魔は殺人だからぜんぜん同情してなかったけど、一理あるね。。。
きっと運よく勝ち続けられた人は努力はすべて解決すると思うだろうし、
運悪く負け続けちゃった人は運命論に傾くんだよ。
あまりにひどい負け方をすると、自暴自棄になる人も出るのはやむなしだから、
ひどい自尊心の傷つけられ方をする働き方はなくしたほうがいい。
全員がばねにできて立ち上がれる強い人ばかりじゃないよ。
おれ自身強くないし、苛酷な環境にいたら壊れちゃうかも。
だから犯人ひとりを糾弾するのはやっぱり可哀想な気がする。結構同情する。

勝ち組の人は、生まれた国や出会った人という運に恵まれているけど、
その人たちがそれに気づいて、控えめになるのは難しいと思う。
おれ自身天国と地獄を何度か経験した癖に、天国にいるときはいつも地獄にいる人の気持ちを忘れる。
駄目な奴だね。反省しなきゃいけないのに。。。
長々と日本語でゴメソ

>おれ自身天国と地獄を何度か経験した癖に、天国にいるときはいつも地獄にいる人の気持ちを忘れる。

me too. I can understand you.
I think we have to keep on thinking about this problem

＞毎日新聞はこれ以上書くことは無い様だが、編集者のライアン・コネル氏はこのようなスタイルの
＞タブロイド東京という本を書き続けるだろうと。

＞参考：タブロイド東京という本
＞Tabloid Tokyo: 101 Tales of Sex, Crime and the Bizarre from Japan's Wild Weeklies
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/477002892X?ie=UTF8&tag=japanprobe-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=477002892X

この本の出版社による紹介文

Editorial Reviews
From Publishers Weekly
Anyone worried about American society's decay need only let this book fall open to the story about a supposed trend among Japanese mothers
who have sex with their sons "to keep [the boys'] minds from wandering" while cramming for entrance exams (it isn't clear whether for college or high school).


ここでも「日本の母親は息子にフェラする」がこの本のウリです。
どうもありがとうございました。

・There was a road( )to the town.
の括弧内に入るのが、to leadだと×で、leadingだと正しいのはなぜ？

かことみらい

>>802
だな。

>>801
スレ違い

Kato denied to communicate with others and devoted himself to the PC game,
called RPG battle game. In this kind of game, one of the typical method is that
the character runs over the enemies by a car to kill them ,and next,　
stabs the enemies around there with knife.
It is almost the same way Kato did. On top of that, the knife he used was
the same item used in the game.

They say the game will destroy the human mind
and sack the feeling for the reality.
He must have lost the normal mind, and may be
one of the victim of the RPG game in that sense.

I wanna make beautiful women suck my cock .

誰か英語で答えてあげて下さい( ´ﾟ｡ﾟ｀)
北米の男との国際結婚-失敗した｡
http://life9.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/northa/1169259970/

small question...
I am a white teenager girl,and i always liked Japanese guys,
but i also see that it's rare for a Japanese guy to date a white girl,i see more japanese girls date white guys...
I look very different from a japanese girl :
i have blonde hair, i have very white skin color,i'm little taller then japanese girls are...
And as i saw japanese guys prefer girls who act like them,little shy,polite and you get it(i hope...)
Well everyone always said to me that i act like a japanese girl..i know japanese,i know japanese culture well,i have japanese friends
...and my friend(japanese friend) once told me that if i wasen't looking so different in the look,nobody would ever guess i'm not japanese.
Right now i'm not living in japan,but i'v been there and i think of going to live there for long time(lifetime),
i want to have a japanese boyfriend but i think that it doesn't matter how japanese do i act or that i know japanese,
i think japanese guys are gonna be kind of scared of me,and won't even try to know me just because of my look
...i know it's a kind of weird question and nobody might know,
but is there any chance i will be treated as japanese just because i am who i am and not because of how i look like?
by nikki 2008/6/24

I don't know. I'm not scared of a white girl.

I'm scared of a NEKAMA.

>>808 i think your opinion is somehow wrong ,kind of misunderstanding. All i want to say to you is that if you were my girl , i would't break your heart , absolutely .

>>808
if I'm wrong, please forive me
but judging from your message, you seem to be confident of your looking

I can't understand why you want to be treated as Japanese
if you want to be regarded as normal girl, you sould go to a European country

I suspect you have a superiority complex against Japanese girls

おにーさま！

somehow wrong（笑）

>>812 is pwned by the troll. LOL!

>>805
Video games did not drove him crazy, I suppose.
I guess he thought the more cruel and stupider the way he kill, the more effective and appealing.

It's a pity to think that some 30,000 people commit suicide each year but
they do not change anything at all. They just silently disappear from the world.
We should not forget the fact that Kato broke through an atmosphere of this nation by himself.

It would be sad if he had killed persons as poor as, or poorer than him.
But who knows? If I were a victim, I don't know which is sadder to be
killed at the depth of sadness or the top of happiness.

>>787
>Some Europeans say whale hunting shold be forbidden because
>whales are so intelligent that they can communicate with each other.

In their context, killing unintelligent animal is fine.
Unlike in Japan, organ transeplant from a brain dead baby is unforbidden in the States.
This is how Europian thinks.

So here is a question to you: Which is more cruel to kill?
intelligent mammals? or unintelligent humans?

transeplant×
transplant○

>>817
what I want to say by using “inteligence”is that all animals which have high evolved brain
,such as whale,dog cat, horce, cow..., can feel terror and despair if they are killed in cruel way.
（of cause, it is not forgiven to kill low creature in such cruel way）
so, when we have to kill creatures, we should kill them without making them seriously seffering.

＞So here is a question to you: Which is more cruel to kill?
　intelligent mammals? or unintelligent humans?

no matter how unintelligent a certain people are, and even if they they have a handicap in brain,
they can feel pleasure and sadness as other normal people.
so, killing either of them is equally cruel

how do you think?

I ain't 787 but here is my answer.

"Don't kill becoz it is intelligent" This isn't a good reason.

To kill or not to kill should be up to the target's population.

If the whale is on the verge of extinction, then protect it.

Retarded children should be used for fixing healthy adults.

>>820
you are stupid, as you know

>>821 then refute his idea

why did this white chick write such random personal episodes and nobody gives shit on her??
i reckon SHE is the GTFO one.
prestageous/high class/top universities or whatsoever,i dont give a fuk.

>Intelligent animal or unintelligent human?

That's an important issue.
What do I think?
We can't help choosing as we go on living.
People who chose to support coral reaf chose not to support hungry children.
For some people, wild animals are more important than humans.
You cannot call them cruel.
To choose something means to ignore others.
You kill many other lives everyday for your life sake.
You chose to live means you chose to kill.
You can't keep turning away from this issue unless you remain hypocrat.

>>824
yes, you are right
all of us have more or less commmitted sin without exception
I think the most important thing is to admite the fact
nobody can refuse the fact that they are hypocrites

>>825To say the least of it, I'm not the hypocrite.
Your opinion is meaningless entirely. You must
reconsider about your opinion. I've fogotten the
mention that I'm not 824 .

>>826
you just don't noticed that you are a hypocrite
I think we should do things that seems to be good
with recognizing what we do is hypocritical

this is my opinion, and if you can't agree with me,
please ignore me

It does make sense!

>Which is more cruel to kill, intelligent mammals or unintelligent humans?
->In the Europian context, killing unintelligent animal is fine.
Unlike in Japan, organ transeplant from a brain dead baby is unforbidden in the States.
->You cannot reach the conclusion by logic that murdering is wrong.

->no matter how unintelligent a certain people are, and even if they have a handicap in the brain,
eihter killing is equally cruel.
->You can't keep turning away from this fact unless you remain hypocrat.
->You(->821)'re tipical those who have no havitude to train your own brain.

What if I'm not from a good university?
Can I still join this thread?

>>829
Of course you can♥
You're welcomed aslongas you can write good English
plz stay as much as you want♥

>>828
I don't know how well your brain is trained, but I can't understand what you want to say

->You cannot reach the conclusion by logic that murdering is wrong

I think so, but
in my opinion, you just want to say something philosophically

if you are >>820, you are immature, I think

what a lowest-level thread!
im amazing about your english
you are just only using english
its too bad
become english
fusion with english
after,the road will open
the lord said like that
you are just sap at present
polish your brain
see ya

I think they are in love.
Jorge W. Bush began to lick Kim Jong-il's butthole.
Aren't they so cute?

“Gokusen”is very boring

So I'm watching Terminator 2.

I am now watching a news about Nelson Mandela's 90 years' birthday.
He had been in prison for 27 years before he was released in 1992.
South Africa has been democratized these days, but now, in Zimbabwe,
the neighboring country, are in crisis because of the President
Mugabe's faked election.
I would like to talk about the Mandela's achievements and Mugabe's
problems. Let's start.

What's the problem with that subject?
Fill us with more details.

>>836
Just trying to give you some constructive critiscm
90 years should be 90th.
he had been should be he has been. (been is already past tense)
there too many commas in "...these days, but now, in Zimbabwe, the neighboring country, .."
Remember, each time there's a comma, you have to pause while speaking. It would sound weird pausing 4 times during that sentence.
You can use "...these days, but now in the neighboring country Zimbabwe, ..."
are in crisis should be is in crisis. (are is plural, you're only talking about one country)
You don't need the word 'the' before President Mugabe.

>>838 some constructive critiscm
→some constructive critisicms

Just trying to give
→Just give you
"I tried to give you some advices" indicates "I gave you some advices but in vain".
It means you failed to give some constructive critisisms, so you should delete "trying".

>>840
'Just trying' does not always mean it will be in vain, and that it will fail.
'Just give you' is not correct either. "Just giving you some constructive critisicm" would be okay as well.
Also criticism can be singular and plural. Just like advice can be singular or plural as well, thus no need for the s at the end of advice.

出身大学はBランク、出身大学院は一流医学部なんだが、TOEIC475点。

もうだめかね？part7で20問くらいを残して時間切れになってしまうせいでこの点数なんですね。

多分、時間をうまく配分すれば550点はいくと思う

I don't want to get caught up with semantics, but the murderer
Kato didn't brake through an atomosphere of this nation at all,
he has just shocked this nation.

Kato denied to communicate with others and devoted himself to the
PC game, called RPG. In this kind of game, one of the typical method
is that the character runs over the enemies by a car to kill them,
and next　stabs the enemies around there with knife. It is almost the
same way Kato did. On top of that, the knife he used was the very
same item used in the game.

They say the game will destroy the human mind and sack
the feeling for the reality.
He must have lost the normal mind, and may be one of the
victim of the RPG in that sense.

>>843
If that kind of game destroys human mind, are the game designers' mind broken?

>>844
I'm not 843.
it is not relevant to the issue.
this is the problem of possibility.
if one-hundred people(especailly children) play the cruel game, two or three may feel killing is not something specail
and come to think little of the volue of life.
at least, some of them don't care if they kill animals.
I think such kind of games have a bad influence on people.

I agree with ya.
Prohibit One Piece, Vagabond, Bleach, and all bloody cartoons.
Pokemon is toying animals.
One Piece is promoting smoking, having Sanji smoke a lot.
We cannot stop kids from smoking.

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日本語を外国語に翻訳出来る方、

http://yutori.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1214828349/

まで来て下さい、宜しくお願いします

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明日、大学の授業で英語のロールプレイをしなければいけません。
設定は交換留学生を空港に迎えに行って自己紹介をし留学生の日本に関する質問に答えるというものです。英語が苦手なため考えてもいいものが出来ません。
どなたか助けて下さいませんか？分量はB5ノート一枚です。ワンフレーズもかまわないのでお願いします。

>>843
I disagree.
Those games teach you how life is important for us.
We have to communicate better with our friends in order to clear a game.
I've learnt everything important in life from video games.

I think playing such games that contain cruel scene decrease the sense of
feeling others pain. Of cause, it doesn't rifer to all of people who play that kind of game.

>>850
No, such games foster the sense of sympathy toward the injured.
Being ignorant to cruel sights does not assure you'll be tactful
at an accident site.

Or rather, you can act calmly at an accident site if you were accustomed to the painful games.

　 　 tabacco price should be increased up to 1,500 yen!
show them japanese spirit!
save life and emvironment and deficit and stuff!

I dont know where you r coming from utterly.

>>849Could you tell me the examples of what video
games taught you .

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, HOW I HATE JAPS.
THIS THREAD IS A NICE SUMMARY OF REASONS.

Hi students
Japanese students have to begin job-hunting in the third grade......
I don't think it is a good idea!
Japanese companies interfere our study (-_-).
We shouldn't go on like this.

third grade lol

>>858
I'm not 857, but...
I suppose you are laughing because you think
"third grade" only means third grade in the elementary school.
In British English, however, third year college students are often
called "third grade" as well.

whatever. but its obvious that he>>857 didnt know it.
the word "interfere" he is using kinda stucks in my mind.
doesnt seem much an appropriate word in the sense.

I am studying Japanese criminal procedure.
And I want to study Japanese and U.S. copyright law.

>>861
Get prosecuted for selling pirates.
You can learn a part of them through real experience.

I dont know where your coming from.

WTf is this thread...

what a fucking thread this is って言いたかったのかなぁ

We brainiacs rarely, if ever, visit 2channel.
We're very very very very busy at looking down on no-brainer students.

you bet! just like you. ha?

i don't know how they call this board an english@2ch.
dont you think so, mite?>>867

・・・・・・

All your base are belong to us.

OH, this thread still exsists.
Where >>1 had gone ?

yall aint taking shit.
just living in a bunch of complex and shit.
the ones who saying Jap, you bitch ass punk.
ill cut ya dick off and sticking it around the wall!!!!

you r just using slangs that basically mean nothing
which also means you worth nothing

>>873
I can honestly say that you worth more than shit.

holly shit

>>872
Because this thread is for English learners, you might as well try to
write proper English.
I think using slang isn't cool; non-native speakers who try to use it
won't become a master of the English language.

>>876
×a master of the English language
○masters of the English language

>>876
stay gone.....for good....

>>876
what a u bubbling?

>>879
As you know, my ability at English is still babylike.
By the way, are you a native speaker?

Fuck native!

do you realy think native people watch this suck site??? though there are million great sites.

ENGLISH板強制ID制導入議論スレ 2
http://anchorage.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/siberia/1224684445/

ただいま上記スレにて強制ID制導入の投票手順、テンプレに
関する議論を行っています。

Hi mates, any plans for Christmas?

>>884
Nothing,just bored stiff.

i like oppai u?

i like chinko.
i'm from waseda.

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初期の「◆do4o6Lkj.U」と「◆xarpwqYdhk」が数字のみのトリップ文字列だったため、
あっさりクラックされる。2日の間に何度もハンドルとトリップを変えたためすっかり
信用をなくしたギリギリ君。
その後、1級スレでクラックされにくい文字列の特徴を教えてもらい今に至る。

＜参考＞
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 117
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1222612115/l50

ギリギリ君のトリップ変遷

2008/08/29〜2008/10/06
ギリギリ君◆do4o6Lkj.U
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2008/10/06
ギリギリ君◆xarpwqYdhk
↓
2008/10/06
準一君◆xarpwqYdhk
↓
2008/10/07
山田君◆D1A7cJqOrA
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2008/10/09〜
ギリギリ君◆D1A7cJqOrA　←NEW!!


初期の「◆do4o6Lkj.U」と「◆xarpwqYdhk」が数字のみのトリップ文字列だったため、
あっさりクラックされる。2日の間に何度もハンドルとトリップを変えたためすっかり
信用をなくしたギリギリ君。
その後、1級スレでクラックされにくい文字列の特徴を教えてもらい今に至る。

＜参考＞
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 117
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1222612115/l50

ass hole TARO

I enjoy seeing this lovely board haha

How did you guys improve your English before university?
Please tell me what methods .were most effective.

MARCH's students are stupid .

Sweet christ! English vocabulary really isn't that difficult.
WTH is wrong with you people? Most of you can't even string a proper
sentence together. Where are you learning English, anyway?
No, no, don't tell me. Eikawa school, right?
HAHAHAHAHAHA Please do us all a favor and stay in Japan, don't force
your pathetic English skills on Americans, please.

英皮スクール

Koumeitou=Souka Gakkai=Organized Crime Cult=A BUNCH OF MURDERERS

Put The Cult Realated Murderers Behind The Bar
http://www.dailymotion.pl/related/x9ro86/video/x8ypo1_yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy_news
朝木明代さんを殺したのは創価だと聞いたのですが
http://society6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/soc/1217511278/601-700
朝木さん殺人事件を闇に葬って
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4130867
矢野さんを酷い目に合わせて
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMDWmdF4xoo&hl=ja
集団ストーカーを日常的にして
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgCgQOiol70&hl=ja
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqHnqRHH-qM&hl=ja
田中康夫さんに酷い選挙妨害までして
http://podcast.tbsradio.jp/ac/files/actk20090831.mp3

Soka Gakkai=Organized Crime Cult=The Most Hated Japanese Cult/Politic Organization
Soka Gakkai is capable of committing crime of all kinds.
http://www.e-net.or.jp/user/mblu/ndb/skbk1/sg1/media/mayaku-e.html

lame

I was very surprised to find this thread stil exisis even now!
Where are you going >>1?

Soka Gakkai=Organized Crime Cult=The Most Hated Japanese Cult/Politic Organization
Soka Gakkai is capable of committing crime of all kinds.
http://www.e-net.or.jp/user/mblu/ndb/skbk1/sg1/media/mayaku-e.html

lol

>>899
Are you wondering which uni >>1 is studying at,
or asking about his destination/goal?

,,,/nnn

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,,,/nnn

lol

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うめちんこ

みんな！！　鬼をみならえ！！！！！！！！！！‘‘

ちんこ

ume

あげ

あげまん

ウワッ　大した事ねーな。一流大学の英語力ってwww

　　　大学別の英検取得率
【英検準1級】　　　　【英検一級】
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東大　14.1％ 　　　東大　0.13％
京大　15.3％ 　　　京大　0.092％
一橋　16.0％ 　　　一橋　0.11％
東工　4.1% 　　　　　東工　0.002%
阪大　9.7% 　　　　　阪大　0.088%
名大　9.5% 　　　　　名大　0.009%
慶応　5.7% 　　　　　慶応　0.007%
早稲田　6.2% 　　　　早稲田　0.012%
上智　32.9% 　　　　　上智　1.87%

青山学院　7.5%　　　青山学院　≒0%
同志社　6.2% 　　　　同志社　≒0%
日大　0.02% 　　　　　日大　≒0%
近大　0.004% 　　　　 近大　≒0%

うめぼっき！

ぼっきぼっき！

ume

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ume

You guys are fucking retarded. I'm from the west and this shit is easy.

^^ also what's the fucking point of learning english if no one can understand you? Also you Japanese people have horrible pronunciation.
It's not ENGLISH for you guys, it's more like ENGRISH, OH HARRO WE ARR ROOK SAME!
Westerns laugh at your pathetic attempt to learn english btw.

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　│む｜ﾟωﾟ )　　無職な同志を求む！！！
　│！_|　／/
　└○┘ (⌒)
　　　　し⌒

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TOEICが糞だと思う人の数→
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1255688659/

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unko

　ニート・無職でも英検 TOEIC受けてもいいよな！
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1266318331/

尻がかゆい

弱い者ほどペニスを晒すことができない。
ペニスを晒すというのは強さの証なのだ。

unko

sagero

弱い者ほどペニスを晒すことができない。
ペニスを晒すというのは強さの証なのだ。

　ニート・無職でも英検 TOEIC受けてもいいよな！
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1266318331/

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I like playing tennis.
I like playing with penis.

manko

>>356から>>370くらいまでずっとネットで親切に答えることについての
話があるけど、ためになる話だなと思った。

このスレはどこの大学に行っていようが、出ていようが、そんなものは英語の能力には
まったく関係がない、ということをこのスレの誰でも理解できるということを示している
わけだね。当たり前のことだからあえてスレを作らなくても理解できるものなんでしょうが、
先にあげた、一連の会話だけでもこのスレの意義はあったということにしよう

>>970だけどいい加減なことを書いた。
このスレおもしろい。英語で書いていたから自分が読まなかっただけで。

このスレの続きのスレがあればいいのにな。>>1を含め、記述はすべて英語で。

このスレは次スレ無しで終わりを迎える運命にあります。
ひっそりと幕を閉じられるように、sage進行でお願いします。

あほな子が闇雲に次スレ立てちゃうからね。
>>356-370？どれどれ

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