Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 78

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Previous thread:
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 77
http://academy5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1169463056/

I am cold. There is snow on the ground here.

The temperature is -10℃, or something close to it, I believe.
And my home is poorly heated.

I wish I didn't live somewhere that is so cold, but I have employment here.

I am listening to very positive Rap song called "everything will be alright" I keep listening to it
for almost 2 days!

I don't get to see snow very often, here... that's one of the problems with living in the south.

>>2
are you snow man?

are you character in kinnikuman or kaibutukun or something?

>>3
is it a song from japanse-american rap duo?

the word "positive" rang a bell.

the japanese is a member of sokkagakkai.beware of them.

>>4
are you an american?
southerner? how was harricane catrina disaster?

>>5
no its pure american band

I am glad that someone created this thread

i didn't know that "I am cold" is standard english.
it sounds to me they are cold by themselves.

"i feel cold" sounds natural to me. In japanese
word by word translation of "i am cold" is 私 は 寒い。
in japanese, 寒い generally implys cold climate,cold environment . 私は寒い means
　i am chilly with temperature.

sometimes it is hard to recognize
love comes as surprise

some human can stand warm weather,like it.
but nobody can stand cold weather.human have to die.

it's odd.

sunglasses at my nose in the pouring rain
dreaming about hot bath cutting my veins

some caucasian people have hairs all over their skin.
but it's not enough to withstand cold weather.

is it real this pink-punk costume I wear

>>9 Both "I am cold" and "I feel cold" are said.
"I am cold" is short for "I am feeling cold", I believe.
But, they mean the same thing usually.

>>13
Everybody has hair all over their skin, it is just very fine and tiny for most people.

>>5
I'm not "snow man". Your response makes me smile, though.

I just said something to start conversation, or "break the ice" as they say.
Now that I think of it, speaking of snow is a really funny way to do it.

But still, I am feeling cold.

>>16
Caucasian people sometimes have thicker hair, especially in Russia and such places.

But many do not.

It seems to sell with PSP.

"I am cold." is not short for "I am feeling cold.", and it is natural.
Most people would say "I'm cold.", though.

Some people call me ICEMAN because I am very cold hearted...

I am in love with one european lesbian girl. she is from east europe but now lives in london.

>>22

Are you a girl?

>>23
no of course.

>>24
I think that will severely hinder your chances, then.

>>3
Who is it that performs the song?

Right now, I am listening to an older song titled "NECESSARY".
It is from the band Every Little Thing.
I think I like the guitarist, Ichiro, or "Ikkun" as some call him. He is very handsome.

did you ever want to lick girl's toes? cuz I did all the fucking time

hey hey hey! look at this! this is amazing shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E911F4A0WY

>>6
I'm not 4, but I live in the south and I can answer this question.
Hurricane Katrina was very strange and scary. It was strange because so
many people were in trouble and the response to help these people was very slow.
Many American started to lose confidence in their government.
Thankfully, I wasn't in hurricane Katrina.

Sorry if I wrote too much. I hope this answers your questions.

>>30
it was a great help.

>>6

>>4 here... I live far from the coast, so all that we got was a lot of rain. I did have a friend in Louisiana at the time, though, and she said it was bad, even though they weren't hit directly.

I'm watching saint seiya from the epi 1. It's good.

I hate saint seiya. I watched thursday's new episode of Naruto today, though. I thought it sucked.

Naruto? It's never interested me. Saints are the strongest of all
humanbeings. Explode your cosmo!!!

Garaxian wars!! Yay!

あけおめ

Hyoga turns up!!

>>29, >>31
Do you guys speak with southern accents?

>>36
Thanx for the belated greeting, lol
ことよろ

>>34
Well, I think the things the characters in Saint Seiya wear look weird. I also think it's boring.

>>38
No, with a Japanese accent.

Does "southern droll" mean "southern accents"?

Do you mean "southern drawl"?

>>40
You mean clothes? What's weird?

>>43
Oh, is that how it's spelled!!
Thanx. No wonder I couldn't find the right meaning.
Thanx again.

Kignus Hyoga won against Hidora.

Hey!!! Dragon Siryu finally comes up!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>47
Oh, how many people are watching Saint Seiya here?
Shiryu's technique is strong!!

The strongest knackle and the strongest shield are what Dragon
has!!

Oh, the mujun thing again..

>>38

Yes... I sound like a real hillbilly, even though I live in the city.

>>51
You mean like red-necks,lol~~

>>51
How do hillbillys sound?

>>44
They wear armor, not clothes. and I just don't them them.

>>52

Indeed.

>>54
what does them them mean?

>>53
It's like sho-ryu-ken!!

>>57
Not like cha-shu-men?

>>58
No, it's not. Believe me.

>>53

"Weel... reckon I'm a gonna go git in mah pickup-truck an' head on over
tuh mah house... gots some chores that need doin'..."

Something like that.

cha-shu-men is delicious.
I like the Naruto in it.

>>60
LOL~~
You sound really dumb!!!
Thanx for the funny English though.

>>62
Don't talk to me like that. I don't like it. You dumb ass.

>>63
Weel, sorry abou' mah poor English!

>>64
Prostrate yourself in front of me.

>>65
Weel, what does "prostrate" mean?

>>62

I can still sound intelligent when I need to.
Can't do much about the accent, though...

>>67
Sorry, I was just kidding.
Is the president Bush English hilly billy English, too?

Phenix Ikki is really very quite strong. Didn't you know that?

>>69
I only know Ikko-san from the One-mans.

Inferno.

would you like some water?

The gold clothe..

Black Saints...

Six years of experience in the death queen island
changed him completely.

...I don't want to be at work.

Why did Ikki need to take the gold clothe back to the death
queen island?

Which do you like better, Miho chan or Shunrei?

Either is fine with me.

>>79
Suck my cock!

>>80
Pussy, please.

Uncivil discourse? In my 2ch?

You started it.

whatever

fuck yall faggots. i like my coffee black

coffee, tea, or me?

I don't care how you like coffee, though.

huh?

uho!

well then u didnt have to tell me u dont care either

what's the difference between
I could care less and
I couldn't care less, LOL??

Tell me what your dictionary defines boob as.

>>92
boobs are freedom, of course!!!

Why don't you cut your boobs off your chest?

>>94
Why don't you cut your cock off your thigh?

What's in your boobs? I guess gentleness and kindness and
love are in them.

>>96
LOL~~
How the hell do you know about that?

>>95
I'd be surprised if my cook growed from my thigh, though.

>>91

A lot of people use them interchangably... even though they seem
to mean opposite things. Saying "Like I could care less?" would be alright.

>>98
Where does it stem from then?

>>97
Maybe dreams and hopes are in them, too.

>>100
Groin, I'd say.

>>101
Dream on, dream away!

Groin pains and groiwng pains sound almost the same, LOL

So if your boobs become big, your gentleness, kindness, and
love and hopes also will grow big accordingly. If your boobs
stay small, then you're a wicked, nasty, horrible woman!!!!

>>105
Sure.
That's why most men pursue big boobs!

>>103
Say that again, and you'll be sorry.

I'm hungry. Make me some fried rice!!

I just had Tonkotsu Ramen, it was good.

Shu...shun...........

>>109
What Tonkotsu Ramen? Instant noodle?

Nebula Chain is a good tool to use against your enemies!!

>>111
Semi-instant noodle.
"Mukashi nagarano chuka soba, tonkotsu aji" by Maruchan.

>>78
Are you a NEET? or an elite businessman?

I prefer raw ramen, though. It's yummy.

Our boss bought Pizza Hut for us at work tonight.
I was quite pleased! Although I'm trying to lose weight.

>>114
You are neat!!

Sunday early afternoon, I have nothing interseting to do, but I am quite free.
And I am tired of masturbation. What should I do?

>>116
Your boss bought Pizza Hut? Really? M&A?

>>118
Who's your best porno actress?

why don't you go to Iraq and stop the war?

>>121
After you.

>>120
I hate whores! I love Morisako Ei chan. she is very beautiful and sexy for her age.
I always bukkake on her pictures.

>>121
my hands are full, thanx

You want to know what the world thinks of Korean?
we think a hundred years ago you were living in tents in the peninsula
licking each others' excrement and that's exactly where you'll be in another hundred
- so yes, on behalf of UN, I recommend Ban Ki-moon as Secretary-General.

>>123
Who's that girl? Porno star?

Bush tries to enlarge the number of troops to Iraq to clam.

>>126
She is not a whore! She is a sexy actress!

>>128
How big are her boobs?

>>129
What's your favorite boobs size?

>>130
As big as possible. How about you?

Her boobs are now starting to grow. I am looking forward to her future in gravure magazine.
She is now 9 or 10 years pld

>>131
The size of papaya is the maximum I want.

>>132
Infant! What do you see in her?

>>132
Lolly!!!

What do you mean, papaya?

Takaoka Saki has big boobs.

Don't call her an infant! Nymph is more suitable word for her.
I erect longer and longer when she appears on TV.

>>132
A kind of fruits from warm areas, like Mango.

Water melon?

I wanna sex her. I wanna break her virgin!

>>140
Way too big.

>>141
Dream on!

You are an idiot. You shouldn't epect too much from an infant girl.
You should look for over 40 year-old mature women!

Lolicon is a supreme ideology which can make world peace.
Neocon is a bad idea.
Capitalism is worse,
Cmmunism is the worst,

>>140
Papaya
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papaya

>>145

There's no bright future in that!

>>145
Lolicon and Neocon!!!
LOL~~

>>144
I hate those sorts of already expired females!
Girls from 8 to 14 are the most delicious!

>>149
Everything edible is at its best right before
it becomes non-edible.
Just FYI.

Kuroki Hitomi.

>>151
Koizumi Kyoko, 40 years old, is going out with Kamenashi, who is 20 years old.

How many times do i have to tell you I'm hungry and you should
make me some fried rice?

>>150
I am laughing at your stupid idea!lol
I just wanna taste the young!

>>153
Unfortunately, I'm out of rice at the moment.

I wanna make ei pregnat

>>155
Then will you search for the AAs that describes fried rice!!

By the way, How old are you? Are ya students, salaly men or NEETs?

Genmaken!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, my god!! Something like an oval-shaped mirror popped up
from his left chest!!! What's that!!??

Oh, no, oh, no...What are you doing, shun?
Ikki will no doubt rise again, and hurt you all!!

Don't worry. It's my penis.

Just as I thought! You misunderstood Ikki, shun!!

Man, I don't get this thead anymore. :\

Pegasus

I am a 3rd grade University student. I am jobseeking.
I want to be a spy(such as CIA or KGB).

I thought you loved Emma Watson... But maybe she's over grown now
for you?

What? What are you talking about?
I want to be a spy! Emma watson has nothing to do with my dream nor spy

Seiya did it!!! ....Oh, I can't believe it...
Ikki's clothe was put together again........................

>>168
You were always saying Emma was hot and you'd get married to her oneday.

I can hardly understand what you said.

>>171
Don't pretend you don't know.

And you are now a big fan of an infant girl!!!!

Yamamoto Kid will lose!! LOL

What??? The judge is fault!!!

I have to go to live watching threads!!!

Yours always.

shaina san...

Big bang attack!!!!!!!!!

>>158

I am the OL.

which is better,heterosexual nigger or fattot whity?
i don't wanna hear ethics.
just want to know your feeling.

typing miss. fattot → faggot.

>>182
Don't try to bite more than you can chew.lol

Another dimension!!!!

just a typing miss.T is right up
from F.

SHUT UP!! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TYPE, THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED FIRST!!

uhyo!

All in all, it's just the another brick in the wall

>>183
Are you Frank Sinatra ?

i did it my way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's a neocon? O_o
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoconservatism This?

http://1.dtiblog.com/y/yahoo/file/060419_morisako_ei.jpg
That looks... Wrong.. O_o;;; What is that from and why?

neocon is jewish convert from liberal to surficial conservative.

>>192
Ah?

The Fall of Man
1 Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild
animals the LORD God had made. He said to the woman, "Did God
really say, 'You must not eat from any tree in the garden'?"

/b/ is /b/roken

>>191
Yeah, neocon is neoconservatism.

And to not be devoid of content...
MATSUE, Shimane Pref. (Kyodo) Health minister Hakuo Yanagisawa referred
to women as "birth-giving machines" in a speech Saturday on welfare and
health care.
Addressing prefectural assembly members of the Liberal Democratic Party
in Matsue, the 71-year-old Yanagisawa touched on the nation's declining
birthrate and said, "The number of women aged between 15 and 50 is fixed.
Because the number of birth-giving machines and devices is fixed, all
we can ask for is for them to do their best per head, although it may
not be so appropriate to call them machines."

>>193
you don't know the most of neocons are former democrats,mainly jewish.

Bush,Rumsfeld,Cheney...were not neo.they are what they are.

it's noteworthy that neocon-brain-- intellectuals,scholars,ideologues-- are
mainly jewish.

>>196
Why don't you worry about what your leader said in his State of the
Union Adress than busy-bodying about other contry's issues?
Just so you know, other political parties have immediately raised strong objections
to his remarks, and some of them have already demanded his resignation.
Now go back and do something about the mess your country created in Iraq.

>>1-198
Suck my dick!!!

>>199
All at once?

ya

We would like to do it so much but 二口女 and 口裂け女 are begging us to let them do it instead. Hope you would understand. Oh, and have fun!

street boys!!! got to struggle so hard!!!

I meet amazing girl! she is so funny and cute!! she missed almost whole college year
but managed to survive!!

>>204
I `met an` amazing girl! She is so funny and cute! She missed almost the whole college year but managed to survive!

>>196
"I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!" err, "..MACHINE!" ;-)
That's exactly that kind of attitude that makes me scared of humanity.
That they'll arbitrarily try to reduce me to being a single quality,
out of the vast number of qualities I have, and deny me the right to
be more than that.

>>199
No thanks.

>>198
I didn't bother watching the State of the Union address, because I knew
he'd spout nothing but bullshit. I'd love to see him impeached, but that'll
never happen. I'm constantly embarrassed about how awful he makes
Americans look. There's no good way to deal with Iraq - and even if there
were, Bush's pride and hubris wouldn't let him do it.

I humbly apologize for everything Bush has done to fuck up the world.

Why is 2ch still alive?

>>207
*hug*

>>208
Even if this place would die, there would just be new 2ch-sites spawned by
the users of this.

Don't say such a sad thing.

you are NEET, hell/6W/Cs. you have nowhere to go but 2ch

I don't watch TV, thank you.

so what? neets usually dont watch TV

I was always Street boy type! you know those who dyue hair at early age have girlfriends at early age
always up to no good. but when I almost dropped out from high school I changed very much. I started to studing like crazy and
got into prestige university.

I bet Hell's father always told to him "study hard" and he had nothing in his childhood days
but study. he got sick from it and dropped out from college. and now he is a NEET.

誰か訂正お願いします！

In my opinion, Eastern Asian women and black women should be excluded from figure skating competition.
As you know, every people instinctively hope a 'white' woman is a winner though it can be discrimination for an Asian competitor and a black competitor.
That's because ugliness makes people all over the world uncomfortable simultaneously.

>>214
There you go!
*Pachi Pachi*

>>216
I corrected your statement:

In my opinion, Eastern Asian women and black women should not be excluded from figure skating competition.
As you know, no one instinctively hopes a 'white' woman is a winner, so it cannot be discrimination for an Asian competitor and a black competitor.
That's because inner beauty makes people all over the world comfortable simultaneously.

>>215
You don't need told 'TO' him and childhood 'DAYS'
In addition, you made some mistakes about tense.
Moreover, your sentence is strange.
You should study harder.

ohayogozaimasu oyasuminasai it is the way we say "good morning" and a way we say "good night"

Konnichi Wa!

>>218
てめー！！！！！
そういう事じゃなくて文法や言い回しの事だろうが！！！！！！！！！！
俺はまだ中学生でこれからいろんな事を学ぶんだから、意見がガキくせーのは我慢しろよな！！！！！！！！！！

>>221
in English

>>206
Only you instinctively hope a white woman is a winner.
your ugly heart makes people all over the world uncomfortable simultaneously.

>>210
I'm sorry... But sometimes one has to face the facts of life, even if they're
sad or infuriating.

>>222
俺の英語力では添削含めて結構な時間を要しそうだから駄目だ！！！！！！
ていうか、statementってのは大げさだなあ！！！！！！！

>>223
男はみんなこうなんだよ！！！！！！！！！！！！！
何いい子ぶってんのさ！！！！！！！！！！！！！

Hell disappeared as usual! he is the weakest link!

ditto

Hell is other people.
--Jean-Paul Sartre

Sartre was anything but a dude like you. If you will read his book called something like
WORDS you will see. he was trendy cool rich talented kid, who always hang out with young parisian
hipsters

test

test

test

>>228
I disagree. I think hell lies within one's own mind. After all, regardless of what
others do to you, it could never be as bad as what you can do to yourself.

big boobs are anti elegant.

underachievers please try harder

>>229
You seem to be a person of wide reading.
then how about Michel Foucault ?

>>236
no I dont like such authors. too sophisticated.

>>233
You are hell. (´；ω；｀)

>>233
K-tan is a woman of philosophy.
Your words are always pregnant.

K-tan is mine. she does wanna be mine.

Hell/6W/Cs is a shut in!!! yeah

>>238
To myself, sometimes. To you, no.

>>239
Kinky? That reminds me, I should re-read Sophie's World some day, it's a fun book.
I have read far too little philosophy for my liking, though. I hope I'll get
around to reading a lot more some year soon.

>>240
Not quite, but there are tons of more fun people to desire you in this world,
than me.

Yubari city went bankruptcy, but it's a tip of the iceberg.
Japan and reginal administration has 600 trillion yen deficit.

Ibarrrrrraki

Good evening. Less than an hour ago, hackers from FBI joined others from around
the world to bring down *chans everywhere. And you will be launching the largest
internet battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new
meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united anonymously in our common interests.
Perhaps it's fate that today is the twenty seventh of January, and you will
once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or
persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to be
anonymous. To exist. And should we win the day, the twenty seventh of January
will no longer be known as an internet holiday, but as the day the world
declared in one voice: "We will no go quietly into the night! We will not
vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on anonymously! We're going to
survive! Today we celebrate our ANONYMOUS DAY!

>>242
I've also read a Japanese version of Sophie's World before.
And I agree with you.It was really fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9YTxff3pHU "Learn to Speak Body: Tape 5"
This is pretty amusing.

>>246
Yeah. Hmm.. I think I read it at the age of 14, or so.. That's almost a decade
ago o.o;;; Woah.

Do you people believe in an afterlife? I don't.

>>248
Heaven/Hell? No. I'm not a follower of some religion.
That we know far from everything about life and death? Yeah, quite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnylM1hI2jc
Interesting. A very autistical person talking about how she communicates.
Food for thought.

Good evening again.

Good evening.
DO you like children porn? Cuz I herd you like it very much

My answer would be no.

go to this thread! you will see a lot of it!
http://img.4chan.org/b/res/19712009.html

pretty hot? RIIIIIIIIGHT? I am so dry

>>251
Good evening ^-^

255

>>251
What are you reading now? I am reading 浮く女 沈む男 by 島田雅彦

I'm reading your mind.

is it interesting?

It's blank.

>>261
what do you do for living?

Business.

it's a lie. you leeching off your parents

you're hikikomori. Admit it. probably 24 yo.

boo

Are you incredibly bored?

Whｙ do I keep getting redirected to a page about access by cellphone?

>>267
Nope.

>>268
I'd like to know that, as well.

yeah. I wanted to do something productive today but instead I wasted all my time in the internet.

hey Hell/6W/Cs what was your college? mine is waseda

Hell.

>>272
do you know any other languages beside english? have you ever tried to read book in english?

What is waseda?
Is that a phrase of a naive coutry boy who have come up in urban cities?

Waseda is correctly spelled "Wa su da", which means "I am"

I can speek engrish.

>>275
Your joke is killing me.

I'm dead.
ﾉｼ

i've been having a question for k-tan.

can you communicate with norwegian or danish without
dictionary?

I speak tagalog.

>>279
Not always, but mostly. As long as it's their native language we
usually can talk, even if there might be a few missunderstandments.
There are some Swedes who whine about how it's impossible to understand
Danish, I'm amused at that, as I have very little problem comprehending
it (Where I am is not too far away from Denmark, as well as that I
sometimes used to watch Danish tv-channels as a kid, for the cartoons, etc).
Norwegian/Swedish/Danish sort of like very different dialects of the same
language, only with different grammar rules, sounds and words. ;-D
Norwegian for instance, has a very sing-song kind of speech pattern. Danish
on the other hand sounds like the bastard child of "Scandinavian" and German.
(note that no such language as "Scandinavian" exists.)

Bush said.
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

>>282
Hahah

>>281
thanks.
so swedes can read norwegin or danish without difficulity?
is pronunciation the biggest hurdle rather than grammer and dialects?

while norwegian can't create automobile, why can swedes create automobile?

in japan,norway's image is thinner than sweden.
at most ---fishery,whale hunting,munk,fjord,winter sports---image.
i know a-ha are norwegians though.

still norway is the one of the wealthiest country in europe.
i don't know why.

oh,genius mathmatician Abel? was norwegian too.

i am not well-informed.but i suppose
i am better as japanese.

anyway it can be said in japan
sweden is more imppresive than norway.

Ordinary Japanese doesn't know the differences beween Norwaigan and Swadish people.

i'm not sure i know more about sweden....
maybe i can take examples more.

anyway, sweden's image is stronger.

>>284
Hmm... Whether it is without or with difficulty, I think that depends on the person.
Their own dialect as well as where they grew up definitely is a factor, I think...
However, Swedes shouldn't have a big problem with getting the general gist of a message
or speech in either language, even if they may be fuzzy about the details.
I think the biggest problems prolly are the pronounciation/dialects and the different words/false friends.
False friends as in words that resemble a word in one's own language, but doesn't at all mean the same.
To take a Danish-Swedish example. "Blöd" (it's supposed to have a danish "ö", not a Swedish one, though)
looks like "blöt". However, the Danish "blöd" means 'soft', and the Swedish "blöt" means 'wet'.

We Japanese learned in high school a young Swedish king defeated army of the Great Russian emperor by the name of Peter.

>>287
they looks the same in appearance.
still sweden seems to be industrial country and norway seems
to be fishery country.living standard is the same or noway is
little better.
so very confusing.

Norwegian is a posterity of Norman Pirates.
How about Swedish people?

>>285
They have oil.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Norway

>>293
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i forgot about it. 北海油田　north sea oil !
is it the main reason they became first-advanced country?

people of northern europe are keen on education.so they could
do well without resources though.

I am reading article about creating of the United Nation. interesting

>>294
I don't know if it was the main reason, but oil did quite help.

united nations is 連合国(軍) through direct translation.

in korea and china,united nations is called 連合国.

i mean 軍→郡. not far though.

Could someone explain why I get this text when I try to view this thread?:
"もうずっと人大杉

携帯 でのアクセスについて

■とりあえずスレッドを読むには■



お願い。
くれぐれもメールで問い合わせ無いようにして下さい。"

The sudden change to getting that page instead of the thread came quite out of the blue,
earlier today..

300

>>299
with 2ch browser,we can see threads.

download any of them. http://www.monazilla.org/
i'm not familiar with 2ch browser. i can't recommend.

もうずっと人大杉 means
this place is full of people for a long time

>>301
Thanks

I think I need a short nap -_-;;; Too tired to go on, and caffeine this
late would be quite bad.

I wouldn't mind being stuck here at work, but the wireless signal is
quite weak. I can't keep my connection for more than a few minutes at a time.

This is not cutting the mustard, gentlemen!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rar6MO9ybC0
ww

>>304 I learn new expression today.

What expression you learned?

>>301
Don't tell her a lie.
>もうずっと人大杉 means
>this place is full of people for a long time
This palace is flu of people for a long dime,
is more suitable for もうずっと人大杉.

>>307 This is not cutting the mustard

http://orz.4chan.org/cgl/res/135566.html w

>>309
Tell me what the connotation of the expression is like.

do you like kimura kaela?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cut+the+mustard
http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=20000330

bonus round: http://www.blogthings.com/doesyourenglishcutthemustardquiz/

>>309
I don't ask for the diffinition any dictionary gives you, but
what you feel from the expression.

>>314 It will not do

Have you ever heard of Odagiri Mai? She's a new idol,
suddenly got popular among 2ch users. I have never seen
a girl like her drawing attention from us. She'll change
the fixed belief that idols should be cute. Believe me.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch?v=utLdK09ffhWj0 her behavior is a turn off.
She could be attractive, if she stop acting disgusting.

I don't want to click on the address in case it's virus-infected.

>>318
Oh, you're chiken guy . ha-ha-ha.

>>319
It's not like it. You need to protect yourself, especially when
you are talking with someone you don't know, I mean, someone not trustworthy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIP7djqpeK0
"Live Action Hamster Video Game" :-D

>>317
she is very old and ugly

>>321 That's so cool.

Meh, it's now a pain to read 2ch. Somehow, I doubt that forcing people to use reader programs instead of the web interface is going to help much with the bandwidth. (None of the advertisers get to have their ads shown, either.)

>>324 It really is.

my anus is closing

It was open?

favorite mothe goose
song？

>>305

HAMMER TIME !

Don't call me an idiot!! The one who calls someone an idiot
is the idiot!!!

I like the way Lara Flynn Boyle says "Idiot!" in "Men in bkack 2."
She's so gorgeous.

You must remember that human beings are a kind of animal who is
enthusiastic about discrimination.
So you go first,then you'll become a winner.

>>331
Watch your step. We'll be watching you.

>>333
ha ha!

give me every little thing

>>335
yada!

>>336
what are you doing now?

Every breath you take, every move you make.......
I'll be watching you

Do I look like a slut?

boobs are freedom!

boobs are slavery

boobs are freedom!

How does it feel
To treat me like you do

I feel 人大杉

Let's decide whose boobs are the most wonderful and beautiful in
this crazy world.

what a mess here

>>346
guess what
you're fag

I don't think the English board of 2ch is full of people. Rather,
there are fewer people here than in other boards. Why is this board
treated this way? It's not fair!

Jeniffer Aniston admitted that she undertook plastic surgery.

Do you agree or disagree with the idea of abortion?

>>20

>>351
What? I can't see anything except for hito o sugi.

I was in new york in 1975. I saw the beginning of punk era.. The first what I see of punks in 1976 was fanzine called "Punk." formatted A4 size, made on Xerox machine.
One of the editors had a strange name -- Legs McNeil. That name "Legs" have shocked me. It was a lot of comics inside and caricatures.
I remember one where a girl denied some guy his invitation to dance. She said, "Sorry but no, I only dance with faggots."
Year later punk shops were prospering in Lower East Side, amongst them was a shop called "Trash and Vaudeville," they sold clothes.

o.O

*sleep*

no one here?

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven,
All good children
go to heaven,
Some fly east,

Some fly west,

Some fly over the
cuckoo's
nest.

I've been following Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge lately... I can't
but help loving that series :-D
^-^

Oh,really?
I've merely heard of the word by a song sung by Koizumi Kyoko.
What's so amusing to you about it ?

i am pen
i am pen

U are a pen?
that's weird...

No problem.
There are lots of weird things in this world.

That's true.
By the way, are you guys all Japanese?
I was kinda wondering.

some are chinese or korean i think

>>363

are you?
I'm Japanese though,

I am Japanese too.
I'd like to sleep. But I don't know how to sleep well.
Recently,I must get up early.
what should I do?

I am not sure exactly what you should do, but I gotta some sort of same idea.
as for me, I take a bath, after that do exacise (not hard one.)
and drink a cop of harb tea.
I hope you'll speel well tonight.

Oops, it wasn't speel but sleep.Sorry!

who killed cook robin？

>>366
Oh! thanxu 4 ur quick response!
i'll try it!
goodnightﾉｼ

>>369

Goonnight,good dream!!

>>368
What is cook robin?

>>368
Sorry,I don't know cook robin at all.
What's that ? or Who is he/she ?

Mother goose?

a kind of misspelling

would you tell me who are you talking to >>374
me?

>>373
I googled it and found it out.
you're right.
that is "who killed cock robin"

Although I know this is one of the characteristics of this thread,
sudden silence makes me feel weird all the time. lol

>>377
That means you stay thie thread all hours per day because you are a NEET.lol
Keep masutrbation

*fap* *fap* ...i came -v-

Poor fellow
I'm not the kind who fit into your poor imagination.
That's my line. The only thing you do every day is "fap,fap,fap"
lol

>>fits
fixed

see who is the one to be called poor. aHAHAh

It's crystal clear that I called 378 poor if you aren't suffering
from Alzheimer's disease.

Who wants to talk with me?

Nobody.

Emily, Magi, Karorine, do you know about them?

do you know makibaou?
makibaou is cute and fast.
he is a little horse. look like a cow, but very fast.

>look like a cow, but very fast.
uhm...It's hard to imagine

opposite!

>>387
It's a cartoon character.

I know･･･but it can't be.

>>390
Want to see a picture of the creature? I'm sure there're lots online,
though.

I want to see pictures of another more lovely creature.

for example,how 'bout
nekojiru?
this story is so synical,but character figure is so cute!

Sidney Sheldon died. R.I.P.

You're right.
I'd never seen it before you told me about it.
So I googled it and made sure what it is like.

cartoon candy candy

There are lots of Sheldon's novels on my bookshelf.
For example,The Sands of Time, if tomorrow comes, nothing lasts forever etc.

>>394
How old was he/she?

ahhhhh!!!!!
that guys make me CRAZY!!!!
GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!

400

ashita ha dokokara
umarete kuruno

womanはchildをbirthするmachine

candy candy to
favorites chara
who?

There are too many bastards here!

>>402
manはspermをejectするmachine

yanagisawa,the ministar of health and welfare is a right operative

YAY!!
Baseball season is coming!!

so women are child-making machines.
what about men?
if you go with that theory, men are mere 'parts,'
assisting 'the machines' so that they will function properly.

But seriously,
we all know that the statement was silly, and the guy was just talking figuratively.
It's lame to make a big deal out of it, really.

It's just that the guy could be so retarded to commit such a political faux-pas.

We should just let it go, with that retard.

No one seems to understand.
He was the man.
He meant "Stay on the scene like a sexmachine!"

I am a pen.

That's expencive!!

I'm not motivated to post in the board. I don't want to
use 2ch browsers. It's a pain.
Many more people will leave here because it's not user-friendly.

>>411
There's a very serious barrier to entry for non-Japanese speakers, too. I suppose if nobody reads or posts on 2ch, then that's one way of solving the bandwidth and cpu problems.

>>411
Is this a conspiracy of government or something? to ban the
freedom of speech by making the posting a hassle?

>>412
You mean posting from overseas is limited?

>>413
I don't think so. In fact, some other boards I visit is up and
running very fine. But as you guessed, some organizations such as
TV stations and their subsidiaries have been very active to ask
law-makers for restriction on free-speech against Internet users.
You know what's happening to them, right? They broadcast TV programs
based on falsified data, and there are many websites that point out
those programs tell lies.

>>414
I know.
This "人大杉" or "too many access" error has been happening on the English
board but not on other borads.
I'd assume at least some control has been imposed on the English board by the administrator of
2CH.
Terrible!

actually, not only English board.
It usually happens on vip board if you don't use 2ch browser

>>416
Sorry for my ignorance, but what is the vip board?

>>416
I don't go to the vip board, but I assume it really is busy,
meanwhile, the English board is not so active... It doesn't
make sense, 人大杉..

vip board
http://ex17.2ch.net/news4vip/

Jeez. None of my posts are showing up at all. Let's see if fiddling with the options helps; my Be accounts seem to get deleted almost instantly.

>>417
As I said, I don't go there, but as far as I know,
the vip board is for people talks about random things
and sometimes or often, I'm not sure, they raid online websites
or blogs. I don't know why they do it, but they call themselves
VIPPER.

>>412
Yes, I haven't been able to post until I started going through a Japanese proxy server. That's not what I was originally talking about, though. (thanks, >>415 , for clearing up what "人大杉" means.)

If you click on the "last 50 posts", you get a japanese error message with links to something about mobile phone access (I think) or another page that (I'm pretty sure) talks about the various 2ch reader programs.

The first link from there directs you to some random "turbo proxy" page that wants you to download some .exe file.  The second page points you to monazilla - again, with a plethora of text with little explanation.

As it happens, none of the modules there actually work with my system; I've been using http://bbs2ch.sourceforge.jp/ and it seems to work decently, although I can't figure out what half the options are in the preferences.

With no false modesty, I'm very technical, quite intelligent, and have some japanese language ability - and it took me a good hour or so to figure out exactly wtf was going on and how to post. And now they're making it even harder.

boobs are freedom!

Not to change the subject, but have you ever heard of
the mosquito sound, the one that grown-ups can't hear?
I downloaded a file and tried it the other day.
It was audible to me, sounded like "beeeeeee"..
I heard school kids use the mosquito sound as a push sound
of cellphones, don't know it works, though.

>>424
I've seen that on TV as well, but I don't know if that's all true or not, now
that we've been fooled by the Aru-Aru idiots.
But I know there is a whistle called "Inu-bue" or "whistle for dogs" which
emits a sound with very high frequency only dogs can recognize.

>>419
Thanx.
>>417
Thanx, but I don't think the English boarders ever raid online websites
or blogs.
Administrators, we are innocent people, only enjoying our conversation on
boobs, Yukorin, lolicon, etc!!!

>>422
Why not use your technical expertise to save this thread
out of the quagmire it's in?

>>427
I'll probably write up something tomorrow (and figure out where I can post it while still remaining semi-anonymous.)

I will be happy.

Error 503 on ENGLISH Board?
That's interesting.

>>429
You are very optimistic, lol~~

OK, here's my first attempt at a writeup for how to use 2ch with firefox: http://merkin2ch.livejournal.com/884.html

>>432
*Hugs*

>:3

It's virtually impossible to post on 2ch via proxy, you know.

test

♥

>>432

Thanks, merkin. Now I can finally read the threads again. I had to upgrade to Firefox 2 though (｀・ω・´)

Boy, it's fn' gorgeous this morning!!

Geez, this board isn't functioning.

When will we get back to normalcy?

The time when aruigakusei give up posting.

>>442
Well, I'll never quit. Thank you.

As for me, I can not even read >>432, though.
There must be something good posted there.

>>444
No way. Don't you know all of the posts in this thread are trash ?
The harder you can't read it,the more you want to read it.

Let your pointer move at 名無しさん＠英語勉強中 and
you'll notice a pink line appear. Do you know why this happens?

>>446
I don't get any pink lines......
You maybe getting a pink slip, lol~~

>>445
As if....stark naked vs half-transparent naked?

>>447
Really? I use Microsoft Internet Browser. Are you using
a 2ch browser?

i order you to read mein kampf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tsuguko just said "k" not clit!

tsuguko must die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


you are shame of japan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Who's Tsuguto, by the way?

The royal bitch.

>>453
Mixi incident again?

Is Tsuguko lewd?

In Japanese parliament, a gentleman in military uniform stands on the platform
with a script in his hand, and at the front of him more than hundred councilors
salutes him solemnly. But in the next moment, councilors are muddled up much,
because the gentleman suddenly roles his script and look them through it like a
telescope with loose smile…

He was called "Emperor (Tenno) Taisho" and he was actually an idiot, who cannot
perform his task as emperor. This "telescope-incident" has been told privately,
because in Japan it's forbidden to speak of scandals about imperial family officially.

Such idiocy of him was hereditary and took root in the traditional incest by pre-Meiji
emperors. They took wives from and give daughters to only a few related noble houses.

It's rumor that also current emperor's cousin has a mild idiocy. And a misbirth of
Masako, the wife of prince might be actually an induced abortion because the baby had
some invalid or idiocy.

>>457
i assume you are anti-japanese who is good at english.
you knowlege level is far beynond average foreigner's.

but not an uncommon story in japan.

taisho tenno's story is not sure. but many people know about the rumor.
we also have seen many people claim like you.

sorry , anti-japanese japanese.
complicated.
or a foreigner obssesed with finding fault with japan.

As merkin pointed out, it really seems non-Japanese people can't post now.
Naturally, there are fewer people now in the thread.

>>460
Not that we can't post.. More of can't view the thread. I have no problems
viewing the English board, but unless the thread is displayed within the
English board page, I can't post here.

>>460
I can still post.

I just haven't been around for a while is all.

I've not suffered from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,
and been to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch yet.

pneumo / ultra / micro / scopic / silico / volcano / coniosis

Llanfair / pwllgwyngyll / gogerychwyndrowbwll / llantysiliogogogoch　に分解できるんか…。

ランヴァイル・プルグウィンギル・ゴゲリフウィルンドロブル・ランティシリオゴゴゴホ駅には私も行ったことがありませんねェ。
スコッチならば、あるいは行ったことがあるやも知れませんが。

This is pretty weird you know...
As a linguist, I'm thoroughly entertained by this thread. Good work men, good work.

>>460

Really? Doesn't seem to be a problem for me, and I'm writing from the States.

>>466
It seems to be mostly random what IP ranges 2ch blocks from posting. I can't post work from unless I use a proxy; at home, I can post directly.

>>461
See http://merkin2ch.livejournal.com/884.html for instructions on how to use bb2chreader. (I'm starting to wonder if I should make "how to access 2ch" thread of its own, with the URL in the subject line.)

Shut up! Suck my cock!!!!!!!!

>>468
人. 食　か .俺　|　　/ つ　ホ　よ
間　っ　ま　は　|　　l　い　イ　か
な　ち　わ　ノ 　!　　〉 て　ホ　っ
ん　ま　な　ン　|　　|　き　イ　た
だ　う　い　ケ　|　　|　て　　　 の
ぜ　　　で　だ　|　　ヽ 　 　 　 か
ヽ　 　 　 　 っ　!　　 l ＼　　　 ／
ﾉ!＼＿_　　 て /　　 |　 〃''7´
　　{　　l￣｀ヽ(　 ヽ　! /　,;〈
　 　 　j| /　　　　 ｀ヽ;;,,　　 ヽ
　　/　/ l!　　　　　 　 ',;　　　 ',
　 /　/　　　　　　　　　|
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,.ｲl!　 　 l!　　 　 　 　 /,　　　 l!
ゞ{l　　　　　　　, , ,;;;ノ､,,,
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.ヽ!　　 ! 　 　 　 　 |;
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It's pretty warm in Japan this winter....
I wonder how is the situation in Europe.
Entirely global warming?

global warming もそうだが、金属資源の枯渇が喫緊の問題だぜ＾＾

i think Europe is also like Japan.
Do you know the case of NY?
cherry blossoms have opened.
now,it's become very warm on the earth.

I understood you are a cherry boy.

卑語しか喋れない奴m9（＾Д＾）ﾌﾟｷﾞｬｰ!!ｗｗｗ

Testing bb2chreader...^^

Awesome!

>>475
Suck my penis!

>>477
yours is peanuts.

>>477
No =P

My cock is erecting now! you, Suck my penis as quickly and kind as possible!

>>480
That's strange... I can't see anything.

>>480
yours is electric.

>>477 >>480
electric peanuts! m9(^Д^)pgyaaaaa!!wwwwww

i want to improve english ability.

>>484
You can do it! Go ahead! Believe your self!

what should I do to speak English ?
これが合ってるかすらわからない

スコットランド人, have you heard of
shameful acts of japanese student at
edinburgh university　who is one of imperial family?

she did orgy. on her blog,she said she wanted to have newt tatoo on her
chest.

I can't even tell whether this is correct or not

>>485
thank you!

i am nova student.the level is 6
and i am using skype.and then,i take lessons on line english school.

I wanna talk in English.
But there is no oppotunity to do it.
What should I do? please tell me.

Why don't you make every efforts to take oppotunity on your own ?

i recomend for 490 to join some english conversation school.

recommend

sorry

>>487
For real?
I'll attend Edinburgh University next August...
Have you got the URL of the blog?

>>494
the news was reported on japanese weekly magazine "syuukan
bunsyun"
＋＋狼の遠吠え＋＋　心機一転☆★☆　2005-09-30 10:20:29
http://72.14.235.104/search?q=cache:gUKyrApjv0sJ:blog.goo.ne.jp/tooz/e/aecec70aad8c86bff7bf1a035fa7d3de
　1★お名前と性別を教えて下さい
　　　つぐ。女・・・だと思うけど（笑）
　2★現在、恋人または好きな人いますか？
　　　彼氏は先週別れたょ。好きな人は・・・好きに
　　　ならないように頑張ってる。友達でいたい気もするし。

＋＋狼の遠吠え＋＋
http://72.14.235.104/search?q=cache:3fi6DBdp1PAJ:blog.goo.ne.jp/tooz/

tooz　（←HNを変更した模様）
自己紹介
イギリスに留学中のヒップホップダンサーです。最近ネコっぽいってよく言われる笑。
一年間外人とかと恋愛したすえに自分は日本人好きだったことに気づきました・・・
なんでイギリス来ちゃったんだろう笑。

あーあ。　2006-03-19 03:35:43
　やっちゃった、久々の成り行きってやつ(笑)
　いいんだけどね、めっちゃ楽しい夜だったけどね、けど布団が他人のにおいなのがやだぁ〜自業自得ですが。。。
　昨日のパーティーは最近マジでman eater化してて男を片っ端から選ばず喰ってるとある友達に呆れたけど、基本は楽しかった♪
　知らない人といっぱい知り合えてよかった×�A。けど寝すぎなんだかなんだか、ハイパーです。

やば・・・。　2006-04-04 21:15:13
　バカみたい。ちょー後悔。病気うつされてたらどぉしよう・・・。マジで神様に祈るしかないです。
　日本が恋しい。日本に帰りたい。。。髪に赤メッシュ入れたんだぁ。さりげないからけっこうお気に入り。
　だめだ、my life is so fucked up･･･

その他のソース：高円宮承子サマがお書きになった手記
http://web.archive.org/web/20050221123116/pr2.cgiboy.com/S/2007865
【タバコ】やめた。でも昨日友達が吸ってたの一口吸っちゃった。
【好きな男性のタイプ】こっち来てから外人の魅力にハマりました笑。だって全てが超自然なんだもん。
【愛用の香水】（税金で買った）エスカーダのアイランドキス。もう３つ目。
【休日の過ごし方】毎日が休日です
【最近ひそかに興味があること】国籍によってキスやHの仕方が違うのかどうか・・・検証中です笑。いや、ってかマジで違うから。
【世界平和に必要なのは】・・・男タトゥー。彼なら間違いない笑！
【ここだけの話】年下（男ね。）に飽きてきました・・・。

http://72.14.235.104/search?q=cache:QiO3ICt0LUYJ:s.freepe.com/std.cgi
　本名→承子（つぐこ）。偽名→しょうこ。
　弱点→耳とk（クリトリス）・・・爆。
　今→お兄ちゃんができた笑。レズりまくり汗？
　タイプ→カッコ可愛い年下。
　彼氏→三角関係（むしろ四角関係）のすえ泥沼化して終わった。

http://web.archive.org/web/20050221062818/s.freepe.com/std.cgi?id=oldnowew&pn=05
　年→1986年3月8日生まれ、18才
　彼氏→タバコ嫌いな彼氏ができた！禁煙してるよ、マジで☆

http://web.archive.org/web/20031213034715/04.members.goo.ne.jp/www/goo/l/v/love-pisces/profile.html
　016 大ッ嫌いな先公に物申す!! ： Ｔ先生、オヤジのくせに微妙なニタニタ笑いとねちっこいのホントキモい！一回死ね！！
　023 卒業までにやっておきたいコトって？ ： 制服エッチ（え？？）
　050 こんな大人にはなりたくない!!ってのはどんな人？ ： 周りのことを考えられない人

http://72.14.235.104/search?q=cache:qIVCd7_6OfAJ:pr2.cgiboy.com/S/2007865
【ここだけの話】私やっぱＳかも・・・(+_+)

スコットランド人、i want you to spread this news over scotland and UK.

i want to weed out vermin from imperial family.

her parents doesn't have any male. so her family will perish sooner or later.
sooner,the better.
she should get out of imperial family right now. it costs japanese tax,though.
she will get hundreds of thousands of money from government when she leaves
imperial family.

>>494
of course,she doesn't have intelligence or academic ability to
pass edinburgh university entrance exam. backdoor entry

Wow... I didn't think that anything controversial happened
at Edinburgh University.

Maybe it'll be more fun than I thought...

>>497
So there are people protesting for the abolition of the imperial
family in Japan?

Interesting...

I've personally protested for the abolition of the English monarchy.

But then that's maybe because I'm a nationalist and I don't
want to be ruled from another country.

as i remember ,80% of japanese support imperial family.

japanese communists party officially advocate the abolishment of imrerial system.

social democratic party(former socialist party) tolerates current system, but they
want to do away with imperial system gradually.

one leftist group at the end of last year, held convention and that arouse little controversy.
they compared children of crown prince? to monkey, and someone,who played role of
imperial family, throwed away "monkey" from his hands.

dramatic sketches included some vulgar sexual things.


but not national controvery. one weekly magazine picked up this story.

in japan, male only succeed status of tenno.

to guarantee tenno family, there are several splinter groups.

girl in scotland is grand cousin? of crown prince.

every imperial families ,including mainstream tannno family
don't have any male child. so tennnoke was in danger of perishment.

brother of crown prince had his first son last year.

though i am not an enthusiastic pro-tennno family, i don't deny tennno family.

>>498
So she doesn't actually attend the university?

At first I assumed that she was from Waseda as Edinburgh University has an exchange program with that uni.

>>501
I see. So it's not as serious as it is here.

I've only met one person in my entire life who supports the royal family.

she attends university. she was complaing about test score or whatever on the blog.

i mean she could enter Edinburgh University becaus she is "special"

in UK , isn't it the case? they enter prestigious university, especially oxford university.
i don't think they are as intelligent as their title.

but the girl in scotland is the worst.

by the way,generally people from imperial family enter gakusyuuin university--now private university,once
university for aristocrats.

Yeah, royalty always has it easy...

Thanks for explaining that to me.^^

We have an exchange course with Gakusyuuin too...

I just didn't know much about that university.

Wow, this thread is interesting.
I didn't know this thread just untill now.
How many English (native) spekers are here?
スコットランド人, merkin, a few more?
And the stories talked about are interesting, too.

as i recall, son of charles attended edinburgh university,didn't he?

it's shocking many scots ,even upper class people don't like current imperial system.

so most of his alumni didn't welcome him or had littele interest in him?
scotland people and sctland media are not as enthusiastic as england's?

i think that he is handsome and he has been praised on the media

scotish girls are not interested in him?

>>507
I think you mean St Andrews, another Scottish university.

Well, we consider England a foreign country and so I'm sure you can understand why we reject their royal family and government.

Maybe a Scottish girl would be interested in him, but I can't imagine it.

Blair is scottish. how does it feel?

He was born in Edinburgh but spent his childhood in Durham, England.

He considers himself English.

>>506
I'm a native, as well.

You're a native who can't speak English

>>512
If that was in reference to me, pray tell how do you come to the conclusion that I cannot speak English?

Also, please, at the very least, include a period at the end of your sentence before you even contemplate criticizing my English.

Thanks.

Please don't take it seriously.
It's just a joke.It's like a play on words.
we,Japanese,prefer those kinds of jokes.

Jokes never seem to translate well...^^

>>513

periods and apostraphes are pretty small deals. using the wrong version of to/two/too in a sentence is much worse. i'm not the guy you started this squabble with, but most people dont really care.

signed, an american who needs more 2ch threads to read

unko

>>516
(｀・ω・´) Spelling "apostrophe" wrong is also pretty serious.

Just kidding.

Seriously though, you are right.

That wasn't the best way for him to introduce himself.

You can say that again.
He must take it consideration that this board is for us English learners,not for him a native.
needless to say,it's nothing for him to express his thougts and ideas in English.
On the other hand,it's so tough for us to composing English sentences.
The only thing I make it a rule to do every day is making English sentences.
So that the contents doesn't matter to me at all.
If I make him get upset,I must apologize to him but he also must take.....

>>518
That wasn't an introduction. I've been around for a bit. I took what he said as an attack, is all.
Jokes don't translate well, and dry ones such as that (if it is indeed a joke) do not transfer
well over textual mediums in the first place.

>>519
That doesn't have anything to do with it. I was only speaking to the person who told me that I can't speak English.

I understand that's what the board is here for. I came here to help everyone with their English and for some good conversation as well. :)

So the restriction by 2ch on non-J people were finally lifted.

Well, I use a program called "bbs2chreader" that allows me to access 2ch.

I don't think I can do it the usual way anymore.

>>523
Where did you know you could download the software?
I use a microsoft Internet browser, and I can only read the past
10 posts, so it's hard to keep track of what's happening here if
you refer to the posts such as done in >>300.

>>524
Same here.
This restriction of the access has been really terrible, BTW I'm accessing
from Japan.
Anyway, long time no hear for Ether and スコットランド人!
It's nice to have you guys back^-^

Have you ever visited 4ch? A 2ch-like message system mostly for English
speakers?

>>524
It's an addon for Mozilla Firefox.

You can get it here:
https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1560/

>>526
4-ch is too much metal for one hand.

>>527
What do you mean? Metal? Is it a figure of speech to say 4ch is
sluggish and few people post a day?

One question. Even now I can access 2ch, meanwhile you don't without
the program. So what will happen if I install it to my computer?

Do you know several English speaking people make Japanese vlogs
and upload them on Youtube?

>>528
Oh sorry about that... only someone from 4-ch would understand that phrase.^^

4-ch is kind of sluggish, but more people have been using it lately.

Especially DQN.

>>529
I can only see the first 10 posts in each thread unless I use this program.

It allows you to browse and post on 2ch as you did before.

>>531
When I couldn't post due to my Internet sever problem, I visited
4ch, but I didn't go to the DQN board, so I didn't know it was busy.
I went to Manga, Politics, News. Anyway, metal is used to imply
mental people are increasing, or something like that?
Can you explain what the phrase mean?

>>531
>the first 10 posts
Oh, that's exactly the opposite of what's happened to me.

>>530
Yes, I do. Emily and Magibon are both really hot girls!!

Thanks to the sluggishness of the English board of 2ch,
I can talk with you guys like this. If many more people posted
at once like in some other popular boards, I couldn't even
have a decent conversation - instead, I would just post, no response.

See? No one write back to me within 5 minutes. This seems boring,
but keeps me here. lol

>>532
Well, the phrase is strange...

"Too much metal for one hand" is when you make a corna sign with both hands together like this:
http://www.smacdesign.com/images/imagecache/smstickermetal.jpg

And DQN is too much metal for one hand.

Nothing on DQN actually makes much sense.

http://4-ch.net/dqn/

>>537
>a corna sign
Thank you. It's a funny gesture. Maybe this doesn't mean anything,
right?

Kim Jon Nam is staying in Hong Kong, who's a son of Kim Jon Ill's, enjoying gambling.
What is he thinking?

>>538
Well, metalheads and punks do it...

I don't think it has any definite meaning.

A normal one looks like this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/it/thumb/7/7a/Corna.jpg/250px-Corna.jpg

Why does he easily get caught when playing around?

>>539
Gambling is a wholesome socialist activity...（笑）

>>540
Oh, I see!! That normal one reminds me of a pro-westler.

>>542
That's right. As a matter of fact, Jon Nam looks really wholesome,
I mean, beefy. lol

Alright!!
This thread is finally back to the normal shape, at least for me!
I can read everything now!!

Cool.
Are you using bbs2chreader now?

>>544
Heh. You're right about that.
I'm wondering...
What do you think of Kim Jong-nam?

I think it's disgusting that a a regime
which allows its people to starve, preaches
puritan communist morality and denounces
capitalism and the West, lets its possible
future leader into so-called enemy territory
to visit Disneyland.

>>531
That phrase was around long before 4ch.

>>545
What did you do to make it function well? I still can't.

What phrase did >>531 mention? No, too many people here to read this thread.

>>547
Yeah, some politicians are regretting now why Japan let him go back to his
county as if we didn't see anything.
He entered Japan with a false passport, so at least we could detain him and use him as
a bargaining chip to have Japanese abductees return to Japan.

>>549
nothing.
I guess the random ban on my IP address was randomly lifted.
I'd assume sooner or later, the ban on your IP address will also be
lifted.

>>547
This isn't a bit different matter, but do you know Korean people
living in Japan enjoy benefits other peoples don't have?
We should treat them fair. There isn't any reasonable explanation
why people from other contries and Japanese people are discriminated
against like this. It's not fair.

Korean people are previledged to do anything all over the world.
What's there a problem with them? They are better than any other
people.

a

I will be happy.

There are two part time jobs.,izakaya and yakinikuya.
Which would you select if you were?

Don't forget that you are a NEET. you should work wither of them as soon as possible.

>>556
Definately Yakinikuya.
I'll be looking forward to their Makanai dishes, yum!

MacGyver is one of the greatest people ever
h ttp://www.macgyveronline.org/

>>559
Only if you give him a few objects to work with...
A paper clip, a rubber band, and a coat hanger, and he'll build you a ship to sail away in.

>>560
Compare that with most other people, though. They'd be completely lost
even WITH more than a few objects to work with. This is why he's made
out of win and awesome.

>>560
Saying "Only" is foolish. Most other people would be lost even with many objects
to work with.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/recut/ Awesome. New trailers for movies showing
them as completely different movies.

>>550
Well, the DPRK seem easily provoked and so that could be pushing them...
Which probably isn't a good idea right now, considering their nuclear capability.

>>552
Is that for real or are you just anti-Korean?
I know of the deep-rooted prejudices beetween Korea and Japan.

I just tried Spybot, an anti-spyware program, first time. And happily
the mywebsearch adress bar was successfully removed!!

I just found this link in another thread..
In this video clip, two korean women talk about Japan, but
they made me sad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZTAxinylaQ

Don't talk on Korean matter.
There are many fools.

>>564
Also get Ad-Aware with that, and Spywareblaster. Ad-aware complements Spybot,
and Spywareblaster blocks known spyware so that they don't even get to install.

>>566
Hmm, two racists hate Japan so much they uploaded a video on Youtube
to speak badly about Japan to their heart's content. Of course, we have
racists all over the world, but I don't think racism should take over
a country.

>>567
As a matter of fact, I installed Ad-aware about a year ago, but
it doesn't seem that the software can remove all spyware my computer
got infected with. One question, do I need to have Spywareblaster
in my PC even after Ad-Aware and Spybot?

>>568
Sadly, some prejudices will never completely go away. :(

The only thing I can say is those two girls are fool or drunk.

Don't talk on Korean matter.
There are many fools.

Yes, Korean matter should be on the shoulder of professional people!

>>570
I agree with you. But it's really sad to see racists go far. They
intend to offend people without knowing it. I hope people (Japanese
or any others) don't take them (in the clip) seriously.

>>571
What they say is foolish, yes, but I think they believe "hating
or looking down on other peoples than themselves" is really intellectual.
Veiwed from outside, it really is silly, though...

As a foreigner I don't really have an opinion on the Korean-Japanese rivalry...
I've noticed prejudice from both sides though.

On a lighter not, DQN is conducting a single thread invasion on Dissolute Productions Forum.

http://dpboards.proboards43.com/index.cgi?board=film&action=display&thread=1166559686&page=6

lol

Lighter note***

Typo =P

>>576
Truthfully, I can't follow what's happening in the thread..
Eragon may be a movie, but other than that, I have no idea.
Sorry about that..

About prejudice, yes, it exists in both countries, but I almost
didn't know about such nagative feelings until I got connected online.

>>578
Well, as far as I can see there's a minority of people with extreme views and that projects badly on the majority.

There seems to be a healthy cultural exchange beetween Japan and Korea and I don't think that would be possible if the majority of people in both countries held extremely racist views.

>>597
You are right. In fact, I know a Korean girl and she is really cheerful.
She's a living proof. But if I hadn't known her, I would have taken
the girls more seriously. So even I feel a bit offended by the clip,
I guess many Japanese will feel down when they see it, though.
I hope people don't use Youtube this way...

I heard English people are most likely to discriminate against
Asian people. Is that true?

>>581
I'm not sure if they're the worst, but they are pretty bad.
Especially in the north of England, where the British National Party (nazi sympathizers) have a lot of support.

there is a roumour that BNP's Griffin was a gay.
white spremacists hate gay.

griffin is an elite for white spremacist.

do you know another far right party which emphasize on
anglo-saxon tradition? and they want to
bring britain back to looser relations.

do you sympathize with them?

i think they diverged from bnp.

hates group generally don't care about differences between
whites. they don't want to infight.

another party respects another whites. but they want to be on
their own.
i think they are closer to hitler.

it's cynical russian skinheads admire hitler. hitler call slavs
half-human.

why north of england?
i suppose there are less non whites in north of england
than urban areas like london.
so less friction between whites and immigrants.

when we go to more suburbs , people there tend to be more conservative?


north of england is almost scotland,isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZTAxinylaQ

they sound like native speakesr. they look cute LOL.

korean nationalism is too strong LOL. they are korean before american.

japanese -american are american before japanese.

korean primary school students drew pictures about japan in the class.
i saw pictures. despicable slogan like "atomic bomb japan again" is usual.

sailor moon shouts "punish on behalf of moon"
she don't know sailor moon is japanese anime LOL.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnURG8BzrXI
maginger Z protects korea from japanese like ape.
maginger Z is japanese anime,too.

some koreans are good ,and some koreans are bad. but we don't have such extreamizm in the public
place. at least opposition . koreans push hatred and leave it as it is.

>>583
I just have to make it clear that I do NOT sympathize with those racist English assholes.

They stand for English ideals, not Scottish.

Racism in Scotland is almost non-existent these days, while in England it's getting worse and worse.

There are racists here, but nowhere near as many as there are in England.

The majority of Scottish people want independence from the UK and I for one hope it happens soon.

>>584
The north of England is geographically close to Scotland, but it's completely different culturally.

People in that part of England hate all other cultures, including Scottish.

Here's a scene that's becoming more common among the English working class:
http://www.indymedia.org.uk/images/2006/02/334590.jpg

That picture is of people in Leeds, where the Nazi British People’s Party are especially popular.

It's kind of scary.

>>586
i mean some racist english peple want to be independent.
they want to dissolve united kingdom and bring UK back to separate states.

they hate non-whites. they don't hate scotish. they esteem scotish right.

you could share the same interest with them. the interest of independence.

i suppose many scotish want to be on their own. but many english want to be UK as it is.
at the present time, taking advantage of them is a choice.

>but nowhere near as many as there are in England
isn't it because stotland has less immigrants than english?
sorry, but i predict scotland will become more conservative when immigrants swarm into scotland.

http://www.indymedia.org.uk/images/2006/02/334590.jpg
scary ,but funny. UK including england beated nazi germany.
nowadays they immitate nazi salute...complicated.

leeds,,, i have heard the name related to soccer club.

scary? you are white. you don't have to be scary. you would dispise them though.

how about liverpool? liver pool is one of northern england. liverpool has large amout of
irish immigrants. beatles members are almost irish descents. i was surprised to know
that may celebrities like boy george,morrisy,jonny rotten are irsh lineage.

>working class
speaking about working class, wayne rooney has working class face.

in japan rooney's popularity is not as much as his talent . michael owen, among others, david beckham is
a center of attraction

everybody knows him. we call hime ベッカム様　 ,beckham esquire.
i have to admit he looks good. but he don't look intelligent. while i hardly can hear what he is saying,
his intonation sounds dumb.

you don't like soccer,do you? you are intelligent type.

I apologize for my poor long handwriting. i want to skill up my english ,playing.

?? England people are here??
that's amazing!!
hello hello!

>>580
TIME-TRAVELLING-SA~N!
Tell me, time-travelling-san, what's the future like? Is
Australia underwater like everyone says it will be?
Because I can't swim very well ;_;

>>589
no , scotish. he will be disgruntled.

Hi, guys. I'm a bit of tired from studying.

most japanese don't know the difference between scotoland , england, ,,whateverland.
They are all England to us.

Do you know Shunsuke Nakamura ??
He is the best Japanese soccer player right now.
He is playing for a scottish team called... I don't remember.
How is he recognized? Ugly?

>>592
hlello
What do you study?
Economics?

>>595
Bookkeeping. I am planning to take the next exam held this early summer.

>>593
No, I don't think so. Take succer for example. They represent
their own country.. I sometimes think it's not fair, though.
It's as if Japan was divided into 4 countries..

>>596
If you want four japanese teams in soccer the solution is simple.
Start a civil war.

>>596
but it's not sure that united kingdom soccer team will be
stronger.
most people of the squad must be English. and there is another
problem. in soccer, just simply mixing excellent
players don't work necessarily .
harmony and trust are important.

Argument about UK national football team occurs regularly.
As far as I know, in most case the imaginary "UK national team" consists of ten Englishmen and Ryan Giggs.

giggs is welsh. so no scotish.....

Lately, this thread is kind of deserted, isnt't it?
What does it take to regain its fame?
What does it take to regain its popularity?

>>601
Letting people post from overseas might be a start

>>601
I can't even read this thread unless someone posts here and
it moves up to the top 20 of the thread list.
You know what I mean?

>>603
Yeah! I have that problem too.
Maybe the japanese have become so good at english, they don't
need us anymore...

This thread's URL
http://academy5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1169921113/

>>605
Links don't work. You can't see the last 50, or 1-100 for that
matter. If you can't see on the boards direct page, you can't see
it all.

oh, 人大杉...

>>604
Well, I didn't know I'm not Japanese. lol

It's just a matter of 2ch, not Japanese people.

Please tell me your funniest story!
Watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FH06SPHen4

Using 2ch browsers might be a solution,
at least for those who use 2ch from Japan.

ttp://www.monazilla.org/

I'm sorry but I don't know if 2ch browsers works for users overseas.

Is anybody up?
Isn't the sentence below a little weird?
If so, how do you rectify it?

Human beings are talkative creatures and always have been,
so far as we can see. It was our urge to communicate with
each other and growing ability to do so that was probably
the chief factor in the development that made us different
from all other animals.

>>610
They certainly do; I'm using bbs2chreader right now.

>>611
Hm, I'd copyedit it a little bit:

As far as we know, human beings are talkative creatures and always have been. It was probably our urge to communicate with each other, and increasing ability to do so, that was the primary factor in our evolving differently from all other animals.

Your original sentence is quite good; I've seen far worse in (natively speakers') freshman college essays. If you like, I can go into detail about how and why I made the changes I did.

mein kampf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

思い

>>612
Thanks!
>>611 is not my original.
I found it in a high-scool students board and it's an English sentence from some text book.
I thouight it was a little weird and would rewrite it basically like you did.
I would say:
Human beings are talkative creatures and always have been,
so far as we can see. It was our urge to communicate with
each other and growing ability to do so, which was probably
the chief factor in the development that made us different
from all other animals.

One thing I'm not really sure is what the "it" is in "It was our urge to communicate with
each other and growing ability to do so."

I would greatly appreciate it if you give me some more advice.

Oh, and I thought it was not too good a sentence, specially
as an example sentence for (Japanese) high-school students
to read, analyze and 'comprehend'.
What would you say?

Isn't that "It" a formal subject?

>>587
Scotland has many immigrants. We have the most Chinese immigrants per head in the UK and I welcome many more.
Some of my closest friends are of Chinese, Pakistani and Indian descent.
Scotland has always been far left when it comes to politics, hence the popularity of the Scottish Socialist Party, among others.
You say that I don't have to worry.
I don't want to see my friends exiled because of the colour of their skin.

>>588
People joke about David Beckham's squeeky voice.
It makes him sound like a kid and people think he is stupid.

>>593
You should know the difference though.
I've heard some people confuse China and Japan before.
It's just ignorant.

>>594
Yeah, I know Shunsuke Nakamura.
He plays for Glasgow Celtic.
I support Glasgow Rangers, their rivals.
And no, he's not thought of as ugly.
He's pretty popular here.

>>596
Actually, Scotland has always been a country in it's own right.
It's not a new idea.
It's not like Japan divided into 4 countries.

>>602
You can still post in other sections of 2ch.
Just not in the English board for some reason.
I use "bbs2chreader" which allows me to access this section like usual.

I have a question for you guys.

Could someone explain "tanasinn" to me?

HHEY"" our beloved Scott is here""
Good morning!!

I have been around in 2ch more than 8 years and I'm sure Ive seen tanasin and its AA before.
But I don't have any knowledgedasfa WTF! My DS gets disconnected like crazy !!shit!!!
I don't know anything about tanasinn, so I'm gonna google it for you. man how kind I am!!

Hey that was easy
Check this out.
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanasinn
So basically tanasinn is not anything particular. Just tanasinn.
It's a you have to experience it to feel it kind of being.
Explaining ruins tanassin.

>>620
Hi again lol.

>>622
Oh, I see. So tanasinn is... tanasinn.

>>622
I've noticed that they use tanasinn on 4-ch as well.

It doesn't make any more sense in English either...

Thanks for explaining though. :)

Hi, スコットランド人.
Would you give some advice on >>611, >>615 and >>616?

>>625
Sure.

>>611
I would probably write it like this:
As far as we know, human beings are talkative creatures and always have been. Our urge to communicate with each other and our growing ability to do so was probably the chief factor in the development that made us different from all other animals.

>>615
I think that "it" refers to "our urge to communicate with each other and our growing ability to do so."

I can't be 100% sure about that one though, sorry.

As you can see, I omitted the "it" in my version of that paragraph.

>>616
Well, the sentence was technically correct and so I can see no problem with it being used to teach high-school students.

Hi, スコットランド人
How do you pronounce "Astwith" which supposedly the name of a village in England?
Thanks in Advance

Hi, スコットランド人
What did you have for breakfast this morning?
I ate miso soup and rice and nattou and a boiled egg.
Thanks in Advance.

>>627
You would pronounce Astwith like "A-SU-TU-WITH"... if that helps at all.

>>628
(*^日^*)゛グワッハッハ

>>629
What?? I don't get it.
I'm serious. What did you eat this morning? Potate and fish and beer?

HI, Scott.
Do you guys really say "bloody hell!" like Ron Weeasly in the Harry Potter series??
If so, that's way too cool to be true !!

hello, i have a question.
while watching daily show with jhon stewart, i heard this phrase "crown thy good, america"
does anybody know what the phrase is?
obviously. i googled it, but i couldn't quite get the meaning
Thanks in Advance.

The wedgie is a joke maneuver or prank performed to humiliate someone.
It is inflicted when an individual, or group of individuals, grab the underwear of the victim from behind and pull up,
causing the underwear to wedge between the buttocks

Has anybody ever been the receiving end of a wedgie?
I'm curious.
Thanks in Advance.

>>632
It's part of a line from the song "America the beautiful".

>>633
I've only seen it on TV shows. I've never heard of it happening in real life, but I'm sure it has...

Keep this thread atop so that I can read and write in here, please.

>>631
I don't know about the situatino in Scottland, but the phrase is
commonly used at least in England.

What about "blimey"?

I wish English was written like when spoken, I mean, for examle,
"let me" was "lemme", so that I can understand how it is pronounced.

I felt a strong pull from this.

Korean people hate you, Japan. You should better appologize to
them soon.

Japanese people don't regret what they did to Korean people
in the past. You can't complain if you are attacked with nuke weapons
in the near future.

Dokdo belongs to South Korea. I don't understand why Japan disputes
about this. Japanese people have to learn their history exactly.

I believe most of you Japanese love Korea so much, and
so you should watch over your government and stop it from
doing horrible things.

Pure Korean and evil Japanese, that's how the world thinks about us.

The Korean wave is rapidly spreading all over the world. Naturally,
the world likes Korea far better than Japan now.

Don't invade Dokdo. It's not your territory.

>>635
Ditto.
That's the only way I can access this thread, sigh.

oh, nice work, Korean goverment stuff!
You r trying to control 2ch!

Very strange thing is happening............

>>645
>The Korean wave is rapidly spreading all over the world

example, plz?

I have a stuffy nose.
What should I do to cure it?

I feel sympathy for S.K. Japan should appologize soon and
stop invading Dokdo.

>>650
Kimchi and Korean BBQ.

>>652
It's official name is Takeshima, thank you.

>>650
Dramas, movies, and cultures. You can check on the Internet!

>>652
Do you feel sympathy for a person who has a stuffy nose as well?

>>654
That's not an interesting joke.

>>651
soak it in a salt solution.
or smoke it.
yes, bad pun.

test

Japan doesn't know their own history correctly. They are taught
wrong history. It's damn bad.

>>658
Salt solution, I will try right away.
I've never done it before but I hope it will work.
I haven't smelt anything for the whole day.

Does Korean dramas and movies have popularity outside Asia?

>>660
You must be Japaneses to know that,lol~~

>>662
no

Japanese people don't know how much they hurt Korean's feelings.

>>662
Positive. More and more people are in favor of them.

I haven't tasted MacGriddles yet.
What a shame!

How lovely Korean actresses are! We love them!!!
I don't know if Japanese actresses are good too. Perhaps,
they are not so good.:)

I'm not korean, but let me say this.
You should watch Korean dramas soon. You'll know how beautiful
and interesting their dramas are. So, Japanese, please don't
bully them any more. The world is watching you.

go away, anti-Japanese...

>>668
Thank you. I'm really happy to hear you. Enjoy watching them.
There are many more good Korean movies that show you how bad
things Japan did in the past and what it's going to do.

True history, that's what Japan needs to know.

>>670
Don't bully them. Korean people wouldn't hate Japan without any reason.

There are many SK-drama freaks here. Good. Maybe winter sonata
is one of the most popular drama ever. I'm sure you know about it.

Bummer....
I still have a stuffy nose......

Stories of Korean dramas are too farfetched and unrealistic.

>>668
You know why they seem so lovely, don't you?
South Korea is now a mecca for cosmetic surgeries.

>>675
take care. Take a rest and have fun watching South Korea's dramas
for a while. I'm sure they will cure you of your problem!

>>678
Thanx for your advice, but I'm sure I will get a nosebleed
out of watching them, lol~~

*

>>676
You're wrong. Some are, but others are not. And even if you don't know
about Japan's true history, those movies project on the truth about
what happened to South Korea. You should learn more.

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>>679
Pureness of them make you bleed? Nice! I guess your evilness
will go away from inside of your body.

http://www.newscientisttech.com/article/dn11129-atoms-function-as-lighttrappers-and-transporters.html
Woooah

>>683
nosebleed out of watching so artificially twisted stories, lol

!

#

class ore
{
public static void main(String args[])
{
System.out.println("i want to die");
}
}

>>688
no

Japanese love Korean, but Korean hate Japanese. What a sad thing,
isn't it, Japan?

>>690
Koreans hate everyone else because every morning they wake up
and realise they're in Korea.

What do you think about Kimura Kaela?
She's reported going out with SU, a member of LIP SLIME.

I forgot what the adverb expernentially means.

>>693
It depends on what context it is in.
I thought it generally meant a rapid increase.
If something increases exponentially, then it means
that it has increased rapidly, usually out of pattern if you
are referring to statistics.

>>694
Thank you for the explanation!

without kanji, Japanese people would have a hard time understanding
written Japanese.

Yes,I agree with you that.But I just got to say this;
too much KANJI give me sort of headache.
Do love HILAGANA！

I have pre-1st Kanji Grade.
I like KANJI!!

wow you know a lot of kanji! cool~~
Lolz~~

I'm back! but I came back to inform that I am leaving again! lolz~
BTW it's a warm winter....lolz~
minna gambaro ne!~~(^^)/

げｗｗスクールガールとか超なつかしいｗｗｗﾜﾛﾀｗｗまだいるんだねよかったよかった

うーんと・・
why ? I feel super nostalgic about him LOL I'm glad he's still here.

He?
Oh, that's right. School girl was some fat balding middle aged man.
So many memories...

Did you buy your pants in outer space?
Because your ass is out of this world...

hahahaha! I love it!

I thought that this thread had been really active while I was gone
but reading through it all, it seems to be mostly jisakujien...

>>697
Well, if kanji is difficult for a Japanese person, then imagine how
difficult it is for me. Each day I learn a few and I try to learn at
least 20-30 a week. It's getting easier as I begin to remember
primitives and stroke order but it's still a lot of work.

>>700
女生徒は男であるか。（笑）

I can't stop gorging myself on hamburgers and waffles!!

You can't get new viewers for a TV show unless you fill them in on what's happened.

I miss k-tan. Where has she gone?

remembering stroke order of kanji is worthless.

AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD

>>708
I agree with you!!!

>>710
You idiot!!!

I find that using the correct stroke order makes my writing more legible.

スコット! you are right!
I couldn't possibly emphasise more on the importance of stroke order.
Personally I find people who right with wrong orders kind of stupid, and annoying. Well that's probaly me though.

Most importantly, when you write kanji on the Nintendo DS,
you should know the correct stroke ordersb or the DS won't recognize what you write on the touch screen correctly.
That's because the DS uses stroke orders to recognise hiragana, katakana, and kanji, and maybe other ones I don 't know.
I sometimes hear people complaining about the DS's kanji recognition function.
Most often those people's stroke order just simplly suck.
Maybe it's a good way to use the DS to learn kanji and their correct stroke orders.

What is stroke order? Does it mean how to write kanji correctly?

I don't know.
Maybe how best you stroke your pet or somthing.

Where has Kayla gone?

>>712
That's right and makes your writig look better
and eventually you may be even able to wtite kanjis like calligraphy,
which are often not exactly like ones printed on paper.
Beautiful Japanese hand writing is almost like an art.
Not many Japanese can write like that though.

Maybe orders you get from doctors after you had a stroke, hence ふｍｍ

And the best way to learn correct stroke orders
and to write Japanese letters beautifully is
learn Japanese calligraphy(with brushes).

Anna Nicole Smith died.
Just let you know.

Who's that? Haven't heard of the name before.

How many people know about Leah Dizon?

Love Japan :D

She was an American model and was once Playmate of the Year.

She married an old man and inherited his millions.

I was shocked to hear about her death.

She was quite young... what did she die of?

I was talking about Anna Nicole Smith btw.

Leah Dizon is a model too, right?

>>725
Leah Dizon is mine!
Hey ,you ! Suck my penis!

We will be happy.

:P Dream Leah dizon is MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee

Yukorin is yours! Leah Dizon is mine! Her big boobs wanna be occupied by me!

i'm sure she prefere french guy eheheh (^_____^)

Anna Nicole Smith only recently won the legal battle to inherit her husband's money.

This was her husband.   D:

http://www.legalherald.com/userimages/user1452_1151397597.jpg

>>731

This is a more recent photograph of her.

http://www.elsemanaldigital.com/imagenes/fotosdeldia/anna-nicole-smith-2.jpg

>>724

Most people are guessing it was a drug overdose, either an accident or suicide.  Some are already joking that she overdosed on weight-loss drugs. (Anna Nicole Smith used to be quite fat)

Her son died from a drug overdose just last year too.  It was very suspicious and some speculate that she killed him, or arranged for others to.

yeah that's right
there is definetly some conspiracy going on
money makes people do anything

>>733
How old is she?

I checked her on Youtube, and she seemed 35 years old.
So I can't believe her son(maybe still a child) used any drug on his own. Did she
administer any to her child?

Did you know someone bought the right to get some chocolate from
Leah Dizon by 8 million yen (about 8 thousand dollars).

Has Anna Nicole Smith died or something?

>>736
Is the chocolate for Valentine's day?

>>735
She was 39 years old, and her son was 20 years old.

!

>>739
Are they both dead?

Good morning!

>>738
Correct. So I'm sure the one who bought the right was a male with
lots of money at Yahoo auction.

*

>>741
Yes.  He died last year of a drug overdose that was very suspicious.
She died today.  The cause is not known, but it was likely another drug overdose.

>>743
I wonder if it's only the right for getting chocolate.........
If it was accompanied by the right to go on a date for one day, or
something, 8 million yen might worth it.

\

>>745
Truthfully, I don't know about Anna, let alone about her son,
but if what you said is right, I wonder whether she was brought
to the Court on suspicion of drug murder.

>>745
Thanx. I remember her inheriting a huge amount of money was widely reported
in Japan, but her death has not been reported in any of the tabloid
TV programs yet.

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>>746
No, it's only chocolate. But she will hand him chocolate, so
he can talk with her for a while at least, and if
and she loves males with huge money, there'a chance he can ask
her out.

>>749
Oh, was it reported here? I didn't know that...

=

Hey, the news that she died is being reported now!!

>>751
Cool!
I kinda like that idea.

>>754
Where?

*

∞

+

>>756
On TV (fuji), but it was over now.

>>757-760
邪魔

>>755
you do?
you are strange, you should know that.

#

>>762
Why strange?
At least it gives the man an opporunity to appeal himself
in front of her.

>>760
Oh, shoot!
Was Dave Specter proudly reporting the news?
Well, I will wait for the News Station tonight, lol~~

>>764
For eight million yen? Not for me.

0

>>766
What would you do if you had 8 million yen that you could use
freely?

$

@

:

]

>>768
Start your own small business?
Invest in stocks?

＊

Stocks are dangerous.

See the world

Stocks are freedom.

I'm a day trader who gains 20 thoundand yen a day.

Stocks are justice

e

>>778
I envy you!

>>778

In a year you could almost afford to buy chocolate from Leah Dizon in a foolish auction!

I like Belgian chocolate.

See me, feel me, touch me, heal me~~

I sense that it is going to rain.

It rains when it rains.
It's like crapshot. You never tell, even weather focasters fail.

>>707
That's just... oh it's actually good news!
2GB could handle heavy traffic a lot better than 1GB could, apparently. So that's good. I'm glad.

I like 2GB too.

>>786
I mean, I can smell the rain when it's approaching!

*

+

yahooUSとかにchatってないの？

>>792
I found this.
http://messenger.yahoo.com/chat.php

>>793　Thank you very much!

>>794
you are welcome

What happened to the thread where you could ask questions about English and Japanese?

You can ask questions about English and Japanese in most threads

I am practiceing typing now
i'm a good typing man .
so i'm very proud of my self to be a good man
unnko
chinko

英語出来るやつこのスレでアメリカ人のふりして書き込んでくれ
http://ex17.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1171018641/

800get?

The tragic Pacific Wars killing many-many innocent people was begun and ended
under Hirohito's declaration. This fact confirms Hirohito's responsibility for that
f*ckin war very plainly.

But, in spite of this plain fact, war-criminal Hirohito neither was forced to take
suicide like evil Hitler, nor was executed by people like f*ckin pig Mussolini. Rather
he continued to live richly as Emperor, supported by ignorant Japanese, who yet
remain brain-washed by Emperor and his puppet government.

Now many parts of Japanese people don't get angry at it, that even now these sh*ts
reign people. What did they learn from that cruel war? Regrettably they learned no-
thing because they never charged Hirohito with his war crimes. Current Japanese are
very same as they before 1945, who couldn't stop Hirohito's f*ckin rampage.

Hirohito died in peace without be judged for his f*ckin crimes. And Akihito, Hirohito's
f*ckin dirty bastard, now reign Japan shamelessly. We Japanese people, as victims of
the war, must judge them, in order to show to world the Japanese real rebirth as
true democratic and pacific nation.

>>801
That's stupid. Japan was forced into a war. In fact, almost
every country is forced into a war, because of economic, social
and political pressures.
Enough of this "evil empire" bullshit. No one accepts rule
under someone blatantly "evil". It's not WWII that ruined countries, it ended over
50 fucking years ago. It's the stubborness and reluctance of those
countries to accept change.
The Japanese actually learnt a fair amount from the "cruel war".
After having two of their cities nuked, as well as other large
cities firebombed and destroyed, they accepted they had living
in a militaristic society and went about changing it, so much
so that they have become an economic superpower. There are still
some aspects of Japanese society that need to be changed, and are
in the process of changing, but no one can deny that the country
has undergone an amazing change in the past 50 years.

And if you are complaining about evil leaders, what about Kim
Jong Il and his "dirty bastard" son? What about the Chinese government,
who reacts to threats by wiping them out? At least people know about
what the Japanese did in WWII. In China they fucking deny that atrocities
like the one at Tienamen Square even happened. Some people in China have
never heard of it.

If the Americans had executed the emperor, all hell would have
broken loose in Japan. People would have gone crazy. US reports
strongly suggested against any execution or punishment against
the emperor.

And as far as I can tell, the emperor does nothing these days. It's
your prime minister. And you voted him in, so it's all your fault
anyway.

People likes stupid rumour that Yukorin's farts smell vanilla.

>>803
It isn't a rumour. She said it herself. Straight from the source!

Prince of Japan should have married Yukorin. she is young. she may be able to have many babies of course male ones!
It's not for him too late.

>>805
Prince of Japan should introduce polygamy.
And get rid of the age of consent. Bah! It's why the birth rate
is so slow! You can't make babies with old women!

>>801
get out!

Re: 結果発表！！ / lovelovemiffyusagi引用
Hello!えびすさん。
> 英検準１級対策と平行してのボキャ増強と話題のキム本でもやってみようかななんて考えてます。

本屋さんで見たことがあります。かなり有名みたいですね。でも、どんな
本だったかすっかり忘れてしまいました･･･。英検も頑張ってくださいね。
私もはるか後方からえびすさんのあとを追っていきま〜す。

> >Bon courage!･･･とフランス語で言ってみたり。(*^。^*)
> う〜む、わ、わ、分からんワ・・・『頑張って』って意味かな？

You guessed right!(^O^)そうで〜す。って、昨日覚えた単語を
使ってみただけだから間違ってたらすみません。。。

それではお互い頑張りましょうっ！
Let's move on! Look ahead to the future!!
　　　　　　　　　　　by NOVAレッスンで覚えた文章(笑)
No.815 - 2007/02/06(Tue) 15:21:22

>>804
What else would there be to say?
A strange interviewer asks you about your farts!
"Oh no, my farts smell hideous"?
Of course she said they smelled like vanilla. There isn't else to say.

>>809
I'd fart in the idiot's face, and say "You tell me"

Is there a computer expert here? I want help.

Hello, how are you.
I am a computer expert.
May I help you?

>>812
Please. My DVD driver doesn't recognize some burned DVDs.
I don't understand why. What should I do?
I'd be happy if you linked me to a good website that tells
me how to solve my problem.

>>813
Do you know the Brand or Model of your DVD drive?

try rebooting. it usually helps

I haven't expected this thread has still existed....awsome!

hey,スコットランド人!

high land festival is on air for pretty short time
on japanese public channel!!

a man in the skirt was carring a log.

"Rape is a magical experience that benefits society as a whole."

http://media.www.dailycampus.com/media/storage/paper340/news/2007/02/09/News/Ccsu-Op.Editor.Calls.Rape.magical-2709737.shtml

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIsj3aKkpDg

roflmao!!!!

>>818
That's not a skirt!
It's a kilt!
by スコットランド人

*

>>821
its so comfortable for your balls,isnt it? jeje.

No it isn't.
They are swinging like the swing of the pendulum.
Sometimes they are collide with each other .
As a result I feel pain

Kilt is freedom!

>>824
lol
your balls are so lazy.
you had better pull them up tightly.

>>817
They show the highland festival in Japan?

Do you mean the one where 7 foot tall men throw logs around?

It's a funny tradition.

>>821
Haha. Yeah!

>>824
Oh... you should probably get that checked out.

oh

>>825
Some guys can look really good in a kilt. :-3

> only someone from 4-ch would understand that phrase.
Oh really? O_o;;  Odd, I don't. Ah well.
Delicious ignorance? -_-;;;

>>631
Saying "bloody hell!" is cool? Since when? O_o Woo, I've been cool without knowing about it. Though I imagine a lot of other things I do cancel that coolness out and makes me count as merely silly. xD

>>699
Hi and bye, again (O_o)/~

>>707
My old router downright died, so I had to purchase a new one. My wallet hurts now... (not that routers are expensive, but still... Owwy.)

wuteva

>>827
i don't know whether they are 7 feet tall big. but big guys
in the kilt are competeing in the field.

NHK(nihon housou kyoukai) broadcasted the scenary of high land festival
between an interval of formal programs. it was only about 1 minute or so.

from midnight till dawn,they regularlly broadcast such a mini program.

>>829
Well, only one of the 6 members of the Elitist Superstructure of DQN
would truly be able to grasp the deeply philosophical and metaphysical meaning
behind IT'S TOO MUCH METAL FOR ONE HAND.

>>831
I was sort of exaggerating when I said that they were
7 foot tall, but there have been competitors at around
that height before.

>>832 was me btw...

>>832
I used to visit DQN three or four times a day... That was a long time ago.
Ah well.
My boyfriend bought me elitist-superstructure-worthy mittens for my
birthday (he found the link for the mittens at DQN, thought they were
neat and would be practical for me) x3 I love them too much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FH06SPHen4
The best lines ever in there:
"My dynamite body,
But my secret zone is very cute."

The natto tip is rather amusing. I must try it the next time I
have some natto.

>>833
i see. high land are well known for tall height.
i learned from eyclopedia.

high landers might be influenced by gene of viking.
i know they are ethnically celts.

is kilt the target of ridicule by english men?

Do young people normally have kilts in Scottland these days?
Because in Japan, not many people have Kimonos, maybe a couple at most,
unless they are into flower arragement, tea ceremonies, and other
traditional culrtural exercises.

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I walk around?
Just like you, they long to be close to me.

>>839
You must be a carpenter, lol~~

I wonder why Korean people are much more popular among the world
than are Japanese.

*

>>841
Too bad, you just wonder wrong.

>>843
What's wrong? Of course, this is a Japanese bultinboard but
you should see what people say outside of Japan.
Japanese don't know its history and that's why they hurt Korean's
feelings. That's what people say.

Many non-Japanese people in here seems to
hate or look down on Japanese people deep inside their soul.
I, for one, am different from them, though.

>>845
I don't know if they hate Japan, but sometimes they laugh at our
bad English, yes. I hope we can sophisticate our English and beat
them one of these days.

>>838
No, the kilt isn't very popular these days...
I guess we're in a similair situation as the
Japanese are with kimonos.

Kilts tend to be worn only on special occassions
like weddings and stuff.

>>844
Well, I'm outside of Japan.

And...

Sorry, I'm going to have to correct you there.

Koreans are stereotyped worldwide as being petty and hypocritical.

The fact that you are posting on a Japanese BBS just to annoy
the Japanese doesn't do much to disprove that stereotype.

Actually, the AA character "Nida" is gaining popularity on English BBS
sites such as 4-ch.

I have Korean friends,and I don't like how Koreans
are discriminated against, but it does happen.

I personally have great respect for both Japanese and Korean culture,
and I hope that I can learn Korean too someday.

do you like Yukorin?

Japanese are stereotyped as being sneaky and treacherous. Especially because of their sneak attack on Pearl Harbor in World War Two.

>>844
Just so you know, Koreans are seen as extremely self-conceited people
in the world.
I don't know where they get that notion, but they feel they are
smarter and sperior to other nations for no reason.
I hope they will open their eyes one of these days and realize how
embarrassing to looking down on others to feel one's speriority.

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850
how embarrassing to looking down
->how embarrassing it is to look down, of course

>>846
Actually, Koreans have much stronger accents than Japanese.
The only difference is that Koreans don't realize
how bad their pronunciation is, but Japanese do and try to
make it better.

>>853
really?
I mean Boa's pronunciation is quite good.
So, naturally, you can assume that Koreans as a whole are quite good.

I once met a Korean who told me that Japanese have very bad English accents.
I found that funny because his accent was pretty bad and it was hard for me to understand him.

>>850
The thing I wanna know is where the hell you got that information.
Is there any proof of that?
I have a feeling that you say those horrible things about Koreans just to smear them.

All I can say is this, who are you to judge anybody's English? Koreans, Japanese no less.

Before judging anything, you better look at yourself.

>>854
I agree with you that Boa and Yunsona speak very good Japanese.
What I meant was Koreans in general have very strong accents when they speak
English, much so than Japanese.

>>856
If you just pretend to be non-Korean for a while and listen to
what the rest of the world say about Koreans to you, you'll know what I mean.
That's the proof.

I don't know enough to say anything about this Koreans vs Japanese which people is better at pronouncing English controvercy.
But the one thing I'm pretty much sure about is they both suck, of course, in general.
It's exactly like the which of these acorn is taller situation.

How about Chan Don Gon?
Anataga〜, Sukidakara〜!

"which of these acorn is taller "
lol~~

ドングリのせいくらべ（笑）

We may have a snow-less year this year.

>>865
I have a snowless year every year. :o

I want to see many flowers in the heaven

Perhaps heaven is whatever you want it to be