Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 77

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( ´･ω･) Let's have some tea and chat!
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Previous thread:
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 76
http://academy5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1169204537/

1st GET

Hey isn't the repo man supposed to be coming today?

Who the heck is repo man?

You know, when you don't pay your bills, or the feds finally put
your house address and IP address together, he comes and takes all
the stuff in your house.
I thought 2ch was supposed to be gone today.

Oh was it today?

I will be happy!

>>7

2ch will be closed....in a day...

167 名前：閉鎖まであと 81468 秒[] 投稿日：2007/01/22(月) 21:22:12.23 ID:bF5kASDxO

>>1 good job

>>11
Not really. This thread is really slow...

I'll have natto tomorrow morning.
Do I have to add 'S' or 'A' to natto? I mean, is it grammatically correct?

Why I haven't had a girlfriend for many many years?

In before death?

who do you respect?

>>14
There are lots of reasons
physically
bad breath,underarm odor,athlet's foot,phimoses,etc
mentally
nerd,gloomy-natured,etc

>>17
You'd think in this day and age, there'd be "bargain girlfriends".
You know, the cheap ones that don't mind the hygiene problems and
the nerdiness.
I wonder if there is a store for such women...

>>18
あなた、もしかしてNatiVe ?
あなたの英語はall Greek to me
解るところもあるけど.....

>>12
There's no problem about being slow.
Last thread was too fast after all.

Let's chitchat about anything.

hello!
I'm JHS student in japanese.
I like English.
Why I come here.
Because I think I do English chat.
But English chat is nothing.
so...Please meet you!

What I writte guess it?

Your English is 超〜very good !

Oh!!!Thank you!
But It is a lie...?

まぁ中学生のわりにはいいんじゃない？
それぐらいの英語ができれば国立高校ぐらいいけんじゃｎ

lie　と言うよりcompliment　といったほうがmore better ！
Do you understand what I mean ?

Yes!!
uh...Thank you for teaching it.

レスこなかったから25で自作自演しちゃったぜ。。。
I'm sorry.

nope.

more betterじゃなくてmuch betterじゃないのか？

>>27
Do you always stay up at this time ?

I WANT A BIG BLACK COCK IN MY TINY WHITE PUSSY.

>>29
more better は小森のおばちゃまの口癖だったのよ。
あなたは知ってるはずがないと思うけど

>>18
I find your comment disturbing.Didn't you know persocoms are cheaper?

>>33
Yeah, well, you don't live outside Japan. Not only do you have
to pay import tax, you need to buy an adapter.

Yes. Today は特別・・・？
Because there is a test this week.

two tommorow.

>>31
here you go. you like that?

>>35
寝ろ

I am so 馬鹿 that I don't think so.

>>37 why?

I am studying the society.

ああくそー！！！！！！！！
うまいこと英語が使えないよ。

↑ Fignt!!
Good night!
Sweet dream!!

Can only japanese people chat here or people from other countries like me (Spain) can do it too?

おっす

Spanish people can just go back to being whatever they're good at being. Whatever that is.

Sup Japan.

>>43
feel free to post

>> 43 If pretty girl or woman OK!
Other people bad!

もう零時から寝る

オヤスミ

What happened to academy4.2ch.net?

im in ur forum, postin in english.

>49

GOODNIGT FELLOW TRIPFAG

>>48
I am a very beautiful spanish girl who won the worldwide beauty contest.
Can I join you ?

>>52
こっちこそ

I WAAAAASSSS BORRRRN TOOO LOOOOVVVVEEE YOOOOUUUUU!

>>53
That depends, how hard can your suck on things?

>>47 (_ _) Thank you very much
>>48 Beautiful or not, you wont know since you cant see me in 2ch (`w´)

>>53 Really?
I am 15 years in japanese people.
I'm very cool man. may be.

>>58
寝ろよｗｗｗｗ

monkeys eat bananas,
cat heats soda to body temperature
cat lives in soda machine
cat is god
fear cat

So. How are all of you people doing?

>>60
Is that some Pani Poni Dash?

2ch will be history soon.

>>57 I said to you Jork.

If it is good for me to send for you.
E-mail

>>63

Why are you so mean? :(

>>65
What do you mean I'm mean?
I'm a gentleman.

>>66

"Meanest Man Alive"

:(

>>56
My tongue is like "mimizu senbiki"
Do you know "mimizusennbiki" ? lol

>>you really think she is a girl?
lol you feel for it!

(For 2chaners lol->Laughting Out Loud
So LOL=wwwww (I think))

誰か中３のへぼ男に通訳頼みます・・
猫のやつとか意味不。

Its very late in japan now, so I dont know if there will be any japanese people here
I think right now there is only americans and europeans

>>67
Don't bully me please.

>>72
Hey, you labeled yourself, not me.

>>69 Are you spanish girl?
you know for me?

Ask me to mean them.

>>73 は意地悪だと思います。

>>74
I dont understand you, sorry, my english isnt as good as other people

Hi, how are you?

>>72
sup! how is your neet-life going???

>>77 so you don't understand for me.
It cannot be helped .
Because I don't use English well.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

hay guyz, wuts going on

>>71
Don't worry.
Japanese NEETs aways sit up at this time and are waitng for you.

>>81
we are talking about strange neet Hell/6W/Cs

>>81 I don't understand, Please explain the meaning.

hey guys what's goin' on?

>>84

Greetings! What are you all doing?

>>84
he said "Hi guys What is going on?"

>>86-87 thank you for me!!
This meaning is OK.

Billy Joel is so good musician!

mistake.

>>89 What kind of musician is it?

>>91
A gay one.

>>91
he is an American rockstar. Now he is engaged in classic.

I'm JHS student in japanese.
I like English.

>>94
do you already choose a college where you will go to study?

so, now the japanese people online are the 2channers?
Those who dont sleep because 2ch is better than sleep?
You guys are my heroes

>96
U r stupid.

I have no life, other than on 2ch.
So, the reason of my existence is 2ch.

>>92 die.lol
>>93 Oh,I see.
and cool and cool?

Ima VHS videotape.
I like old porn.

cool and sweet

hot and bitter

tuyokiss

>> 95 No.
I haven't think yet it.

>>99
cool.

sukiyo!

tsundere WIN

§

tsundere rules

Speak English！

>>109

If by "rules" you actually mean "fails".

>>97 NO U!!!

feel hungry?

>>105 Oh!!! I am interested in it.

By the way, Where are you from country?

and What do you think of me?
About English.

I'm tired.

>>114

How come you capitalized "where" and "what?

>>115

You should probably go to bed then. What time is it where you are?

>>114
I'm a japanese MAN.
About English?
What do you mean?

>>114
poor English, as bad as I was JHS student.
please come here after graduating high school

About English using?

aa...... To junior high school student's dividing.

guys, see ya!

>>116 mistake! im bad head.
>>117 A.M. 2:00

>>119 so?

>>120
Honestly speaking,your English mahes me laugh.
But somehow I understand totally what you are saying.

Ok, I'm pretty bored right now. What should I do for the next half hour?

i dare to say
guys from /a/ still here?

>>124 Hahaha. I'm bad speaker.

>>125 Where are you from?

Detroit, Michigan.

>>129 really?
Do you understand japanese language?
I want to do mail with you.
Because it becomes good at English than before.

Is being NEET in Japan so bad its used as insult?

>>130

Yes, but I do not understand enough Japanese to be usefull.
I've only taken one simester of it in college so far.

Hello!!
2ch will be gone soon? Please explain.
I haven't been on 2ch before, I'm a girl from Holland, and a friend of mine told me about 2ch, so I wanted it to check it out.

Why I checked it out? Because I like the Japanese language and try to learn it. ^^

>>132 "one simester ?"

But Still, it doesn't care.
Each othere study english and japanese.

>>134

My university splits up each year into "simesters".
Basically, we have a fall simester where we take some classses, then
the winter simester, where we take new classes. (some poeple take classes
in the summer simester too, but i work a part-time job instead).

A class only lasts one simester, but may have different levels. My music theory class (im a music major) has four portions to it,
for a total of 4 simesters (or two years) worth of class.

>>133 How old are you?
teen?
What is it time to country?

>>136
I just turned 20 last month. Right now, it is 12:22 PM.

>>137
12:22 is in USA it cant be in holland too.

>>138

oh dur i misred the numbers

>>135 I don't understand.
I'm so sorry.. I am too bad(head) to understand it

Anyone here heard of site http://www.gaijinsmash.net/ ?

>>140


It's ok, let me try to explain it another way.
Basically, in the fall is the first simester (or half year) of class.

I took Music Theory 1.

Then, in the second somester ( winter to spring, or second half year),
I took Music Theory 2.

Since classes do not last long enough to warrant having them go year round,
we split up the year into two basic parts.

>>137 I see. well... I'm JHS student. I'm 15 year.
When it is 2:30 A.M.
I'm very sleepy.

Hello!!
I'm 19 years old.
Country music time? Haha no no, in Holland it's 18.22
Why do you ask?

>>143

Yeah, i get pretty tired at 2:30 am too. You should probably go to bed. :)

email me at: [email protected]

Thats not my real email address, but i will reply to you with my real one. I
just dont want to get alot of spam. I actually have to go to orchestra rehersal right now.

See ya!

>>142 Ah....It understands somehow.
Music Theory1 = 単位？　

>>145 Thank you.
Ah..really address?

you are going to bed?

Everyone see ya!!
and good night.

>>133
Hiroyuki, admin of 2ch, got a writ of attachment from court.
but i dont know whether 2ch is going to down

>>144
are you tall?

why dutch people become the target for prank?
dutch role,go dutch,dutch wife,etc.

i heard dutch people were ridiculed in the late comedy movie of
britain.it seems that especially british people mock dutch
people.

dutch people may be the second closest relative of anglo-saxons.

language,race,origin....

they are like brothers each other.
still they don't like each other?

intenational meeting
IT'S SO GOOD

>>151
reply for >>144
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Dutch_wars

>>154
i know there was war between two countries.
i try to read the article.

but i feel british people make little of,make fun of
dutch people rather than
hate them. some british people may not like germans due to
historical problem,too.but i feel they fear germany power--in that
sense--they respect germans.

i don't hear dutch people have twisted feelings toward british.
is it because we japanese reccieve information unilaterally
from Uk,not from netherland?
dutch people also mock british people?

dutch merchants are mean over money and they even sold
weapons to their enemy,england.
cynically they submerged their country as well as themselves.
dutch people are strange group in europe? it might have something to
do with british joke.

just a smattering.
i don't know whether it was true or not.

>>155
Its a matter carried over because of old stereotypes.
nothing that cannot be explained by
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_baggage
and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_humor

Do you have jokes about koreans or chinese?

>>157
i know. but we can't show jokes about koreans publically like
in the movie.

by the way, do you mean exaggeration and stereotype is
good plot for comedy?

i wanna see korean WWE star who is full of pride,and
lose temper easily.

>>158

No its not good for comedy.Its called low-brow humor.

>>159
A stereotypical emotional korean goes into a rage.
Thats nothing complex about it.

>>160
but europeans and americans like jokes about ethnicities,don't they?

low-brow humor is a new word to me. i assume WWE match with this word.

is mr.bean also low-brow humor? i felt his skit boundary-pushing.
he sometimes look like retarded...

i like red-dwarf. rimmer? is funny.

>>159
Mr . Bean is low-brow but he manages to stay funny.

what is the upper class comedy?
chapplin?

Mr. Bean is the modern Chaplin.
Chaplin used more satire,but uses nothing complex.
I can't advice on good comedy becuase i rarely watch it.

Try comedy series that have serious tone and not small jokes assembled into a comedy.

>>162
It appeals to unsophisticated types.

>>167
Are you European?

I might be an unsophiscated type.

TV program for blue collar larbour class?

Red Dwarf is (was?) broadcasted by national TV station.
Unthinkable from japanese standard.

>>168
the question answered is :
but europeans and americans like jokes about ethnicities,don't they?

>>168
I have nothing against Red Dwarf its high-quality series.

Do you want to talk with me?

I'm replying to this thread. I'll be here for few hours.

I also read journals and play chess.So i might not reply immediately.

What happened to you, England?
Celebrity Big Brother?

England previals....

I read in a thread of the breaking news board of 2ch
that a british man caused trouble in CBB.

Is it true that England is a country where super hard pressure
is put on non-English people?

No wonder, though, considering what happened at King's Cross Station.

How many of you belong to the fooligan activity?

I want to be a hooligan when I grow up. Being NEET is too easy.

Oh? Really? Good luck.

What if terrors happens all at once in several place?

I don't know how it feels to wear a girl's school uniform.
Do you?

I will be happy.

intellectual conversations once in a blue moon.

no better place to spend my birthday than on 2ch~

>>186
Happy birthday, Neo.

Heya everyone, I'm back once again. Sleepy though x.x

>>188
Promise us that you come back here at least once a week for a year.

>>147

If you get back on and see this, yes that is a real address. :)
I own that domain.

What would you recommend?

I'd like some sring rolls.

>>189
Don't know about that one :P

The poll shows that Bush's popularity rate hit a new low - 28%.
And Abe's one also is running quite low - 39%.

Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue sky's faded to gray
They tell me your passion's gone away
and I don't need no carrying on

>>193
If you don't come back regularly, I'll thorw you in a pool of aligators.
Orland is a place from which one of the members of backstreet boys come, right,
or all of them?

Gotta go now.
See you later, crocodile.

Cuz I had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know

>>195
Cause you had a bad day?

This song, bad day, is a masterpiece.
Universally accepted.

Daniel Powter looks young. I can' believe he's 37.

>>199
I'm definatly part of the universe, and I think its a piece of crap.

>>200
Is he? Bad day's PV is also good.

Tell me your "bad day" story.

Ether doesn't listen to music?

>>203
I stepped on a dog's dropping on my way to school.

>>196
Don't bully him like that. He'll shed a crocodile tear..

Ether is struggling to get out of the pool of aligators now.

>>205
Oh, shit!

>>208
That's a good one.

>>209
I couldn't tell, though.

Oh, just between you and me, but I have diarrhea now.

>>211

tmi :/

>>212
I've dashed in to the bathroom three times.

Are we there yet?
和訳お願いします

o.O
*Yawn*
Don't feel like doing what I'm supposed to be doing. Therefore, I propose
I find something to do which I am not!

out of curiousity, does anyone here go to www.netmarble.jp ?

>>216
Ill play djmax every now and again, but i much prefer the PSP version.

you play djmax too? wonderful, i'm always looking for more people to play with~

>>218

Yeah, but im not as good on the computer one as the PSP one. i kinda suck to be frank. I can beat in 7 button maybe up to level 7 or 8.

But on the psp in 6 button, im much better. i can beat blythe, Sin in hard, and hamsin in hard. (all 3x)

my friend owns the psp version of the game, i can only play 4キ there.

on the actual PC game i play 5キ. what level are you on the PC version?

>>220
like 8 or 9, and i play 7キ.

I will be happy.

7キ, just like Beatmania IIDX (^-^)b

if i play 7キ i use the IIDX controller. I normally play 5キ since i have IIDX at my house also

I have no idea.

you have no brain

some people just arent worth the stuff they type here （＾∇＾）

You can type any stuff here,if you want. that is 2ch.

i heard a story 2ch is going to get shut down soon, is this a rumor or truth?

>>228
Something tells me that's just a rumor. I doubt there's any truth to it.

Sleep time. See you all tomorrow.

I'm bored. Anyone up?

i feel bad now.
because i can't english.
i cannot listening and speaking.
I am doing my best in English study.
but i cannot it.

neither do i

Hullo 2ch.

Oh good!
I didn't miss anything in the last 24 hours, lol~~

just woke up
Hi from spain 2ch!

>>232
Dont feel bad! You will learn little by little
And we here in this thread will help you too!
I can fix you responses so you see what you are doing wrong!
But its only a little help! I'm not very good speaking english!

Ola!(Am I spelling it right....?)
Spain sounds like a very exotic place with various historical & cultural influences
from different countries.
I hope to visit there in the future.
BTW, do you still have the custome of Siesta?
.....or it is just an old stereotype we still have for spain.

>>237
You are right. We take naps in the afternoon. Thank you.

>>238
Naps are considered very healthy practice these days in Japan, too.
It has been scientifically proven that a 15-30 minutes nap improves your productivity in the afternoon.

I usually take a nap each 4 hours,because sitting in front of monitor all day is very tiring.

yeah, my family dont have good "siestas" they sleep 3 hors and then they are tired until its time to go to bed
>>237
It sounds like that but its spelled Hola
When i visited japan the guide told me that japanese though everyone in spain liked bullfighting, flamenco and things like that
Actually it isnt like that, its true that its our traditions and culture, but there is only a few who are really interested in it

Oh and as far as i know we aren't exotic! It's a normal country with interesting things
And spain has so many problems between autonomous regions, we have ETA terrorists and cataluña trying to become independant...

>>240
The worst part is when you're so bored, you can't do anything, but
you're not tired enough to sleep. I want to start a creative project,
or do something like write an email to someone, but I'm so bored, I lose
motivation and just waste my time doing nothing.

>>242
Why dont drawing? or writing an exciting story?
Or even something erotic...(`w´) < I wouldn't be bored!

I shall witness the end of 2ch.
I am thrilled.

>>243
I want to, but I can't even start that. I drew a few pictures, and tried
to form a story, but I can't start. Years of school has destroyed my
motivation - now I can only do what I'm made or told to do.
>>244
We should flood all the boards with things we'd normally get banned for. I mean,
would the admin's care?

>>245
That proves Japanese Education system is superior(at making workplace drones).

>>245
Why dont you go to deviantart? you can write and draw there and when somebody tells you "nice job!" "i liked it" "i will follow your next drawigns" It really feels great and makes you want to draw more and more
The problem is that there are a lot of kids, stupid people and weeaboos
But if you are japanese probably, if you draw manga, everyone of them will love you and will encourage you a lot

YOU MUSTNT ONLY DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD TO
Do whatever makes you happy and your life good (So doing something that you like and dont get moeny you wont be happy for sure!)


If you do the deviant art thing, tellme and i will see your gallery XD

>>246
Yeah, but the failure rate is too high in Japan. Too many teenagers
don't make it and commit suicide... lol

>>247
hahaha... I agree, there are too many weeaboos at deviantart. I've seen some
good art from western artists on deviantart that is obviously influenced
by Japanese art and culture, but they don't need to copy it exactly
or mention it all the time, or throw in random japanese words. Most weeaboos can't
even draw! But they think they can. Can't they inherit some of the Japanese artists' humility?

I've actually got a site, but I don't have anything on it, because I can't start.
I also hate the idea of posting proposed ideas for stories and stuff, because there
are too many people on the internet who have "coming soon" on their websites.

1/4 get!

>>249
Yeah, they are from very different cultures
About the humility, they probably dont even know anything about the artists they admire, since they cant read anything, they only know taht "this author made this and i liked it"
I try to be modest when i post my drawings, because i think that thinking you are best will make you the worst.

Why don't you post fanart? or, only drawings! people like to do that and in ddeviant art if you are good enough you can win money XD
Hmm, maybe you only want to do something BIG like a great story with lots of characters or something like that...
(´v`) Yes, that is harder, but if you really like it and can get a job out of it why dont do it?

>>241
Thanx very much for the reply^-^
Even with all the problems you might have, I like Spain owing to
Antoni Gaudi, Joan Miro and Dali.

It seems that news4vip is dead.

>>253
I could access there just now...

That's bad news.

>>251
I wish I could post fanart, but I never really do much of that. I use
other people's work as references sometimes, but I don't like doing fanart.
Their work is theirs, and I feel like a cheap imitator if I do fanart, haha.

I'll try do some fanart tonight, because you said so. What to draw now?

>>253
it doesnt

What will happen if 2ch shutdown?

Millions of hikkimori will cease to exist.

>259
hikkimori = hikkikomori, or however you spell it

another favorites web site move in

hi!how do u do.

>>256
Wah! you are going to draw something today!? (ºvº) YAY!
hmm whatever you like, fan art is something you draw because you like the work of other people so it must be something of an anime/manga you like
dont think of yourself as a bad imitator, think of yourself as an admirer of their work! you wont win anything from the drawing will you? then its ok XD

here in spain the most famous anime right now is naruto, bleach bobobo... but they must be old in japan now
Something i recently saw was Eureka 7, I liked it so much! (TAT) I cried manly tears of joy XD
and the character design is so...hmmm original? i like it very much!

What will you draw? Will you upload it?

>>263
I don't know... I decide what to draw when I sit down to draw.
You cried watching anime? I watch some titles, but I've never cried.

I don't know if I'll upload it. I don't usually draw or write stories
for other people to read or watch. I just do it for something to do.

>>264
I dont usually cry, but eureka 7 really had some moments that mad me cry, and yell at the monitor encouraging them lol, it was very emotiv, it touched my heart and thats what i want to do when i draw something
(´A`)Aaah, if at least i could live by drawing like you guys in japan... that would make me so happy...

If you finally draw something and are proud of it, you must know that there is somebody in the world that want to see what you have done

>>265
I don't mean to be rude, but doesn't that sound like weeaboo talk?
I like drawing, but it's a hobby. I don't expect to make a living out
of it. In fact, I'll avoid it if I can. Maybe do a few amateur things,
but I don't want to spend my life wanting to get into a market I know
nothing about. Besides, most western artists wouldn't be able to cope
with the work ethics and workload in any profession in Japan.

Besides, Japanese media is just like any other country's media. Some good,
some bad. I'm not an anime or manga fan, because I don't just buy manga, comics,
anime, cartoons, books, magazines or anything for that matter because of where they
come from of the style they are in. I only buy things that interest me.

Japan is the only country in the world where "Fight!" probably suggests
that you work harder. Whenever someone talks about fighting in my country
in reference to work or school, it usually means resisting work.

But one thing I do like about the Japanese comic market is the adult content. They aren't
afraid, but the fans aren't shameless. If I could be anything, I'd be an artist of comics
and animation with adult content. People think it's crude, but I reckon it'd be fun. At least
you'd get a few laughs out of it.

Hey, is the admin now asking for donations?

>>266
This is weeaboo talk
" O hai waiiiII ^________________^ Yuo relly japanese? OMG SO COOL watashi nihongo wakarimasu desu lolol sasuke is my bishie"

I didnt tell you to make a living of it, i told you i would like to make a living of it, why? because it would be fucking more interesant than anything i have seen now
I think western people - eastern people can do the same, just because we dont push ourselves as much as japanese doesnt mean we cant, i think its because we dont want

Im sorry you undestood that
I dont like ONLY manga and anime because of the style.
I have seen and read american comics, spanish comics, and they are the same to me, shit, its my personal opinion, i dont like the stupid stories of spiderman, or lobo, or hellboy.
I like the stories japanese artist create, were it E7, evangelion, paranoia agent...
in this case we are the same, i only buy things that interest me, in this case, only manga and anime.

Its the same here, to every student you will hear "Ey you must study more!" "i know you are tired but you must pass the exams"
My japanese guide told me "Japan isnt a good place to live" now i understand her better
Living a boring life in which you are always suffering is pretty sad
And your kids commit suicide because of your society, I really hope you guys can change it someday

adult content? you mean doujinshis or something like that? Why the hell do you guys censor the sexual organs? XD You have to change that first! XD
I mean, you can see a 11yo fucking in a lolicon doujinshi, but you cant see penises or vaginas XDXD

Hmm... if you do something with adult content upload it please lololol

>>268
I don't think Japan would be boring or that you'd suffer. It'd certainly be
an adjustment, like any new culture. I wouldn't move to Japan unless I was given
a high paying job. I suppose many people would only move overseas for that reason
too...

Yeah. Why do they censor their porn?
Come on Japan. Stop being uncool. Drawing lolis and censoring them
is cruel to lolicon. At least just invert the colours.

Why I have not had a girlfriend for my entire life of 37 years!?
It's quite unfair, isn't it? Emma Watson is an pnly angel who can help me from this inferno!

>>270
Stop your whining, go to England, and get her already!
No one ever gets up and gets the girls they yearn after here.

>>271
I have no enough money to go there for getting married to my Emma.
My slavery warehouse cannot allow me to earn more!

>>272
If you work in a warehouse... send yourself to England in a box

GENIUS!

That's a good idea, man! but I will be starving while I am being sent out.

uho!
warehouse idiot!

Why is he obssessed over Emma,shes a bland girl with makeup.
Theres thousands much better.

'cause he is a lol, lol, lolicon,lol~~

>>276
example?

>>276
Give me a website that has pictures of these thousands of girls,
and I promise you, I will be happy.

>>276
The reason why I'm in love with her is very easy. Because she is an angel.

>>275
I really hate to be called warehouse idiot! it's insult!

Google images :any english name+sexy or +porn

>>281
thanx for the expert advice!

>>281
But that generates all sorts of QUALITY issues in terms of results.

The difference between Japan and USA:
Japan has the lolicon warehouse idiot, USA has George Zimmer, the founder and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse.
I guarantee it.

>>284
Warehouse idiot? Sounds like propaganda to me...

Have you ever answered a short questionnaire asked by yahoo?
according to the resul, I must hold a stern prejudice against news that
economic recovery could finnaly be the longest since ww2.
My slavery warehouse is in bad ecnomic situation.

>>286 means http://dailynews.yahoo.co.jp/fc/economy/

>>287
The Japanese economy is oversaturated with warehouse idiots?

>>285
It is delicious propaganda, you must eat it!

>>289
The warehouse idiot is not flat enough to be delicious.

I just wanna go to England to marry her. I won't mind the future of fucking Japan any more!
I just wanna care about the happiness between me and my angel.

>>290
So you're going on the Flatland diet, I take it?

You will never meet her, let alone marry her.

>>292
No. I'm talking about the flat chests of lolis. De~licious!

>>291
Then go to England. You will not marry her. She will get a restraint order
against you from the police. But it can be fun to be in England.

>>293
She will love me for sure when she sees me! can't you understand the word of destiny?

>>294
The flat chests of lolis are identical to the flat chests of shotas.
You are closet homosexual, and have such a tiny penis that you're afraid
a small boy would make you feel inferior in size with his penis.

>>296
JUST DO IT ALREADY!

>>295
You are calling me as her stalker, aren't ya?
I am would-be her husband

>>299
You're not her stalker. You're too much of a failure to be her stalker.
You can't even get yourself to the same country as her.

>>297
I could be a closet homosexual, or I could just like little girls.
Honestly, go back to your big breated whores. You're stuck with an oedipus-complex!

>>301
My mother had tiny breasts. Big breasted women do not resemble her at all.
Big breasts are very pleasant to feel. They're so soft and pleasant it's magical.

uhyo!
gloomy perverts!

>>303
With laser vision!

Emma is not with flat chest. Emma smokes and drinks.
wwww

>>304
And pelvis laser of DOOM.

>>305
what's the correlation between flat chest and smoking and drinking, lol

>>305
Indeed. That is why I asked for pictures of a thousand girls better than her.
Being stuck with her makes me sad. She'll end up like Lindsay Lohan.
No... Paris Hilton O_O!

>>308
I agree in that both are pathetic.

>>305
you idiot! never tell a lie! she can't smoke! she can't drink alcohol!
She is an angel! If she had those scandal, she would lose holy wings

>>309
I loved how the press chased Lindsay Lohan while she was leaving
the Alcoholic Rehab centre, as soon as she got in the car, I bet she
said "Man, I need a beer"

>>310
Dream on, dream away!

http://www.feelingusa.com/boy_shorts.cfm This is my fetish.
Panties! There are too few striped panties. There also are too few tie-panties.

>>312
Are you a salary man who works at Kansai-TV?
That's why you are very very very good at distorting the truth.
You should eat natto!

>>313
how many of those do you own?

>>310
She has a younger sister, you know. Go after her.
Get in the box already!

312
me@.@???

>>316
I can't be a twotimer. My love for Emma can be unchanged

>>310
Your angel does not exist. She is a fiction of your imagination.
Emma Watson is not the girl you've created in your head.

>>313
Boy shorts? As in, panties for boys?
Gee, boys these days must think my childhood was so lame. I never
pranced around in panties or gave anal to my schoolyard chums.
Should I be jealous?

>>313
Are you the one who has been stealing my panties from my veranda?

>>319
she isn't fiction! She is an angel from Heaven!

>>322
Jesus will come after you if you touch her. And he'll be shit mad.

>>320
yep!

who has a fetish for girl's Achilles' tendon?

http://www.feelingusa.com/img/lrg/dg/1191c.jpg
This is not panties. This makes me sad. Why do they do this?

>>320
boy shorts is a style of panties. they try to resemble boy underwear a bit.

>>321
No. I prefer to be given panties as souvenirs. A girl heard about my fetish once,
and gave me an invitation to her place by giving me a small box. Inside was a pair of
unused red lace panties with a butterfly pattern on it, and a small paper note saying
a time, and a place, followed by "if you want me to put these on..."
I miss her. She became my girlfriend, and we dated for more than half a year, but
then she had to move away, and I wished not to move. I used to buy her all kind of
nice panties. She has a really nice bottom.

>>326
so you mean, a thong on back is OK, but in the front is not OK?

A woman knows she's ugly when her most appealing feature is her
pooper.

pooper????

>>329
her ass

ex-boyfriend the other day.
He has asked someone's help and advice, like me...
Because he is really worried about his job these days.
Such as he's thinking of going to quit his job and so on.
To tell the truth, I broke up with him about 5 months ago.
He's 5 years yonger than me. He graduated from university
in Nagoya,and decided to start new job in Osaka last spring.
After few months later, he got transferd to Nara.
He was really busy from then on. (He is still busy now）
He couldn't take a day off,and had to work overtime.
So it was so hard to keep relations between him and me
at that time.
But we still keep in touch by e-mail once in a while.

I wish I could help his matter. But I couldn't advice to him
easily... I hope to it turns out well!

I'm sorry for writing my poor English diary.
Thank you for reading.

>>327
I mean that a thong in front does not look good with that style.
Too wide fabric, seriously mismatch style with the pearls. It does not look
good like that. I think thong in back looks better, but in front can work,
if done right. That one was not done right.

>>330
lol~~, that makes perfect sense, thanx!

>>332
Become a panty stylist. Girls will thank you for it.
Make sure you make some sizes small, for pre-teen girls.
Then we might buy some as well!

>>332
Congratulations!!!
You are given a certificate for Panty Connoisseur right now.

Better yet, become a pantiologist.

Ass is not pooper. Anus is pooper.
Butt-cheeks are as lovely as breast. Nice legs are too.
Nice things below face does not matter if the face is
not good looking, to begin with! But with nice face,
it is pleasant to look at other nice places too...

>>332
Have you worn those back-thong panties yourself though?
They bite into your pooper!!!

http://www.lingerie-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/cabbow-tie-side-panty.jpg
These are nice, though I want a pair in white.

>>337
In other words, a good looking girl is good looking.
And an ugly girl is ugly.
We're making progress! It's only a matter of time before we all have girlfriends >:3

>>337
Really? I thought the opposite.
Face doesn't matter as long as things below the face are good looking.

>>338
lol, stupid man! You're supposed to wear them on your head!

>>338
I have not worn panties, not thongs either. I prefer panties that are
not thong style, but they can look really good on a few girls.

>>343
You don't wear panties at all?

>>342
don't worry, I've tried that too,lol

>>339
or yellow to welcome back soldiers.

>>345
It will become part of our national dress, and our military uniform!
Our military will become unstoppable with out laser vision and pelvic
doom cannons.

>347
out = our

>>272
Hey, did this come from your warehouse ?
http://tinypic.com/2yugio5.jpg

>>341
No. Ugly is ugly. If the face is ugly, the face needs to be fixed.
If a girl has a beautiful body, but a horrible face, that is sad.
I like seeing a girl in pleasure. If her face is ugly, it will not
be pleasant. I would be happier to take a beautiful face girl who
had breast cancer and had her breast removed, than horribly ugly face
girl with great breast. I enjoy looking at lower parts much, but
if I cannot look them in the eye because of ugly, the lower is not
of use.

>>344
I wear boxer shorts. Briefs sometimes.

are you a NEETs?

>>352
Not today, my little one.

>>352
Its a happy NEET thread.Carry on.

ex-boyfriend the other day.
He has asked someone's help and advice, like me...
Because he is really worried about his job these days.
Such as he's thinking of going to quit his job and so on.
To tell the truth, I broke up with him about 5 months ago.
He's 5 years yonger than me. He graduated from university
in Nagoya,and decided to start new job in Osaka last spring.
After few months later, he got transferd to Nara.
He was really busy from then on. (He is still busy now）
He couldn't take a day off,and had to work overtime.
So it was so hard to keep relations between him and me
at that time.
But we still keep in touch by e-mail once in a while.

I wish I could help his matter. But I couldn't advice to him
easily... I hope to it turns out well!

I'm sorry for writing my poor English diary.
Thank you for reading.

NEETs aren't losers on the contrary of ordinary society's opinion

>>355
ha ha HA! It NEVER gets old!

Build a political party for only NEETs for the next election of lower Diet.
The party of NEET.(PON)
We must gain a tenth of seats.

NEETs are not losers.
Losers are losers.
Many NEET are losers.
Many not NEET are losers

>>358
But NEETs are impossible to mobilise. They would never show up for
sessions.

Unite, NEETs all over the world!
NEET aren't losers. We must enlight many people NEETs are a kind of profession

NEET is not a kind of profession.

>>361
But if it was our job to enlighten people, we wouldn't be NEETs
anymore, would we?

>>361
What you have to learn to become NEET?

NEET is ranked at a upper position of class.

>>365
Don't evade the question NEET

consulting a diciionary.
It shows us a detailed explanation about NEET.
NEET is noun and verb.
NEET NEETer NEETest NEEtism NEETist NEETing NEETed NEETish NEETful

I would love to see hundreds of NEETs demonstrate on the streets.

Hi,I want to be NEET.
But I don't how to be!!
Anyone, please tell me!!!

>>369
Stop trying to do whatever you're aiming to do in life.
There, welcome to the world of the NEET.

>>369
Just stay on this thread round the clock, Tada! you are NEET.

Enjoying 2ch is a starter for NEET

>>369
You might also want to do a double degree of NEET and otaku. It
will open up opportunities for you.

>>371 is not referring to Mr.Tada, just so you know.

>>368
Unlikely

>>373
+ lolicon to make it a triple major.

>>370
Thanks, but I understand your english.
Difficult for me : )

On 4chan regulars are called a /b/tard.Is it like NEET or DQN?

>>377
where are you from?

hmmm English is not easy.........

>>379
I am from toilet.

>>381
You don't say! I visited toilet a short while ago!

>>382
Did you wash your hands afterwards?

I want to flying the sky

>>384
you can only try it once in your lifetime, if you see what I mean, lol

>>382
Are you kiddiing!?
I ate your shit under your ass!!

>>385
Only once? OK,I want to take a good jump!!

I'm stupid person who cann't read atomosphere : )

>>388
Gb2/b/

you are not stupid.because you can look at yourself.

>>385
I guess"what I mean " is kill yourself by jumping from a tall building.
Is my guess right ?

read mein kampf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you can meet the most beautiful and sexiest person
and kiss her(him).
i know the way.
do you want to know how? raise your hand. i will let you know
for free!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>390
thx : )

>>391
Yeah, ofcourse I know.
But my friend often try big jump, and she is living!

>>393
May be your answer is disappointing,so I don't want to know.

I WANT!!!!

¥(^_^)/

>>394
You look like a cheerful person.I like the kind.

>>396
You got it.
http://www.3000hk.com/

>>399 Love isn't easy

>>400
It's no doubt that true love isn't easy.
But never forget the girls/women/bitches/fucks/hos who loves your money.

>>399
Hey ! that girl looks noooooo good.
Is that your taste ?

>>401
I would only have sex without love with a friend
Its always more fun with someone you know

>>402 bad taste isnt it?

>>404
Needless to say !

>>393
i will let you know secretly. will you keep my info between us,OK?

i can assure you. you'll know how my info is convincing for you.

first,bring a mirror. stand infront of it. and see the mirror.

you'll see the most beautiful ,sexiest human in the world.
you can watch ,you can kiss.

you have no objection,don't you?

your cock is hardening and you almost ejaculate!!!!

>>406
I lol'd
you know he is probably very ugly

But being ugly has nothing to do with narcissism.

http://www.adele-stevens.com/tgp2/nnurse01.jpg

http://www.3000hk.com/

it's hard to choose one... both of them are great.

oh you are right
I used to think that somebody who is ugly wouldnt ever call himself beautiful and believing it
Then i met this girl who used tons of make up and posted lots of photos of herself in his blog and asked me in the msn messegner "Do yuo think im bautiful? who is your most beautiful female friend? who is cuter this miss spain or me?"
I always wanted to tell her " YOU ARE WORSE THAN A FETUS!" but i was a nice guy

Yuck ! I feel like throwing up.
You've got be kidding.

>>409
both are ugly

What is a good manga series to download?

I thought you guys know.No experts here?

copyright

>>413
Isn't the Winny the best source?

>>409
At least the former one have big tits.

North Korea and America seem to start getting along.
How does it feel to see your dear friend betry you, Japan?

studying English is sucks! Although I memorize words, half of
them dissapear from my head in a week.

This is my first typing in this category.
If I make some mistakes,please inform the point,sorry.

I'd like to ask you a question.
How are you learning Writing Skill?

Your blain is suck!!

My blain too : )

x[)

bored :)

wearisome :)

I am learning Writing Skill by posting some of my thoughts in this thread.
What do you think?

>>424
The only way to improve you writing skills is to write.

So keep writing whatever you want.

Don't forget to enrich your vocaburary, too.

Keep in mind that writing is not just about writing.
It includes grammar, vocabulary. OK?

Do native speakers make mistakes in their own languages?
I'm an American and sometimes I hear people make mistakes in their English.
For example, one of my teachers at school keeps saying things like "Iraq and Iran is ..."

Back once more. ._.

This message is posted by a script software encouraging Ether to be
a regular here.

>>427

You have to come back here at least once a week for a year.

>>426
yes.

>>413
Excel Sage.

>>426
Is that a language mistake, or it may be so that your teacher is actually
seeing those two countries as one entity, namely an enemy of America?

>>427
おはよー! from Japan.

Every news program is buzzing about Kikuchi Rinko, again and again and again..
It's kinda disgusting.

>>430
Are not almost all countries seen as the enemies or lapdogs of America?

>>418
If they dissapear from your head that quick, you are memorizing them the wrong way.
Use this page: http://www.vlaardingen.net/~tom/Mainmenu.htm

>>433
you have a point,lol

>>432
I know.
I guess it's just that the role she played was very well written,
not that she was that good as an actress.

ey, do you guys have funny love stories?
Even if they are failed relationships

>>437
why don't you tell us first?

>>437
Watch the old Densha Otoko TV series. Funny, but Densha is an annoying crybaby.

merkin!

I just called your name.

Cry, baby, cry
Put your finger in your eye
And tell your mother it wasn't I.

Cry, baby, cry
Take your little shirt-tail
And wipe your little eye
And go and tell your mammy
To give you a pice of pie

>>440
What do you wish speak with him?

mew!

Release the emergency kittens!

i want to have a sex with jyukujo

>>446
I think you are a NEET and cherry boy.lol
Stop wanking and then go to the Helow-work!

Oops. I mistyped. not to myself but >>445

looking a girlfriends.

trevor owen
7711 jellico avenue,
northridge,ca,91325

i want to just make love with a mature woman, too!
i live in los angeles, anybody livin' here?

No one may be able to support you cause most of women here live in Japan.

Oh, JASRAC is being really active now. They seem on the watch for
youtube... Lots of music PVs have been removed now.

>>438
Ok
Once whe i was going out with two a couple, when we were talking in a pub, the boyfriend toll me to grab her from the hips, pull her close (pelvis friction action!) and give her a little kiss
(he did it and told me to do it "without kiss" XD
I was crazy about doing it and even the girl waws telling me "come on!" but I thought the guy probably was setting me a trap and I told them that i wasnt going to do it...
they asked me so much that i finally did it... without kiss... and i got a friggin erection being with the girlfriend of my friend which was just there

That night i didnt sleep

2ch is a heritage we should project.

usa and france
women's president birth？

Quiz Hexagon!

Saki chan is pretty! I can forgive her stupidness!

>>452
That is not funny, that is sad.

I'll tell a short one later, too.

somebody, give us a quiz!

>>452

that made me laugh

Hi, my name is john.
Please call me "The Dog of Teacher".

"STAR DUST"
Stars twinkle.
Stars twinkle .

My tears in the sky.
People look up the heaven.

I wish my shit twinkle like stars.
If fulfill the dream, the sky will be filled by my shit.

”JUMP INTO THE WORLD"

Jump into the heated oven.
Then your body will be burned terribly.

Jump into the moving mixer.
Then your body will be crushed completely.

Jump, Jump, Jump hardly.
My uncle died few years ago.

"DREAM COME TRUE"

Do you have dream? Dream is your power.
Do you have dream? Dream makes happiness.

My dream is to stop wars in the world.
Blow healing wind all over the world, people get back smile.

To realize the wish, I kill and rape how many people.
Love and peace.

>>452
If you was a btard i can imagine you seeing Admiral Ackbar behind that guy while he was telliung to kiss her girl

>>463
You and I have very different dreams.
I rape many people first, THEN kill them.
Girls feel better warm :3

>>465
Your and my dream is sucks.

>>466
Yes, but we're happy, if only for a while.

>:3

I am 45 years old man.
What sort of image do you have about me?

すたぼーん

No, I am very flexible.

>>468
Nothing special.
may be you are born in 1962 or so

are →were

hi

who are you?

Mr.>>474
I'm a boy is interested in English.

I know who you are.
you are JHS student. lol

What is a meaning of 'JHS'??

>> 475
Is my guess right ?

>>477
Oh,sorry.I confuse you with someone else.

The word'JHS'is Japanese High School?
I'm not a JHS student (><)

No ploblem,sir. ^^

>>477
May be that is "junior high school"
I talked with him the day before yesterday.

then,are you a high school student or simething ?

Mr.>>482
Oh,thanks.'J'is junior...hm
This is my second writing in this category.
It is yesterday,but I didn't inform my name for someone.
As you know,I and he(or she)is different. ^^

I am a university student in japan. ^^

But your English extremely looks like his. lol

Really?lol
My comand of English resembles other JHS or HS student. ><
I think this is the reason you confuse with him.

You have a very good instinct. lol

^^
By the way,How age(or school grade) are you?

please teach me what SEEMLESS means.
I'm not sure if it is a right spelling.

Seamless.
This meaning seems to be '縫い目のない、継ぎ目のない'.

>>489
3 years from graduation of vocatinal school .
I work part time .
Unstable pays and lifes and job-hopping really wears me down .

hi, i'm a NEET as you guys expected

vocational,vocational...I'm searching this word with my dictionary...
Oh,hit!
Hm,,,what were you learning there?

It's a mystery that you don't know the word "vocationanl"
never the less you have a ability carrying on conversation
smoothly.

yeah
even 3 graders know what vocational means.
maybe it just slipped out of his mind

I don't think it's that strange not to know the word.
It's a kind of words that you don't come across frequently.

It's a kind of word you come across more frequently than "frequently"

I don't have so many vocablaries^^;
So,I frequently use the dictionary.
Now,I have searched the word 'Nevertheless'and the phrase'slipp down'.

The frequency of the word coming up is much bigger than that of frequently?
Is that what you are saying?

You got that right.
That's exactly what I'm saying.

It's unbelievable that you don't know the word "never the less".
then,do you know the word "none the less"?

Mr.>>502
I don't know its word,too. (><)

Of course I know "none the less"
Who do you think I am?
None the less, I think American Idol is the best show ever in the U.S.

tooの使い方を間違えてしまいました。
alsoでしたね、すみません。

I think it's more like "either" in there.
Nevertheless, don't correct every mistake youve found yourself and post it.
It's actually annoying.

Who cares?
Do whatever you want to do.
That's the only rule here.
If you don't like it, leave.

I have erectile dysfunctioin.
Any suggestion to help mine erected?

>>507
When,where,who decided that rule ?

>>509
FUCK!!!

>>508
you will never have a chance to have a sex, cherry boy
so, dont worry about that.

How to play

How to play what!??
Nevertheless, it's not like I'm interested in what you say.
Well,,, ok

How to use

I am pretty much in Japan.

↑こんな口語英語ある？

I am pity much in Japan.

use Engrish!

I travel a lot since I have 10 offices around the world.
But, I am pretty much in Japan.
?

Hey guys, why don't you be calm?

By the way, I found very LOOOOOOOOOOONG feces!
(Perhaps, a dog excreted it.)
I've never seen such a long one! 'Twas very shocking and exciting!
...Oops, I'm sorry for talking about vulgar topic.

>>519
kwsk

>>519
just eat it

>>520
Well, is "kwsk" English?
--But, it's Okay.

I think it was 4 centimeter thick and 30 centimeter long.
(Of course, I didn't measure it in practice!)
Because of its size, at first, I couldn't believe it was a feces. [lol]


>>521
No way!
I don't have a taste for scatology.

feces talking in 2ch
( ¨v¨)This place is greater than i thought

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

About the british-dutch debate earlier:

the british ridicule the germans and the french more

see: british comedy, like WWII comedy and stuff

>>151
Sorry for the late reply.
But ehm I'm not tall, because I'm not really Dutch. Though I was born in Holland.
I have Chinese blood. My parents immigrated a long time ago to Holland.
So that makes me an Asian or an European?

>>526
Asian-European

Eurasian :D

>>519
"a long feces" is not correct English. It would be more correct to say "a long piece of excrement/shit/crap/poop".

>>526
It's "a European".

>>529
thank you for correcting that mistake.
it worths a million pieces of penis.

"I was gay."
This statement is one of the best-known English phrases ever in Japan.
It was made by the guy who used to be the husband of that marathon runner I don't remember.
That's just my 2 cents.

>>529
longpoop is looooooooooooooooong!
　　　　　＼＼　loooooooooooooooooong！　／／
　+　　　+　＼＼pooooooooooooooooooop！／+
　　　　　　　 ∬ ∬　　　 ∬ ∬　　　 ∬ ∬　　+
　　　+　　　　 人　　　　　 人　　　　　 人　　　　 +
　 　 　 　　　（＿_）　　　 （＿_）　　　 （＿_）
　　+　　　　（＿＿）　　 （＿＿）　　 （＿＿）　　　　　+
.　　　+　　 （ ＿＿ ）　 （ ＿＿ ）　 （ ＿＿ ）　　+
　　　　　　（　´∀｀∩　（´∀｀∩）　（　´∀｀）
　+　　（(　（つ　　　ノ　（つ　　丿　（つ　　つ　)）　　+
　　　　　　 ヽ　 （　ノ　　（　ヽノ　　　）　）　）
　　　　　　　（＿）し'　　し（＿）　　（＿）＿）

So it is.

>>532
may be you're talking about Arimori yuko and ...if my memory serves me
correctly,her husband's name is Gavriel or something.

Everyone,I have become conscious that how old you are.By the way,I'm sixteen.
If you are OK,please tell me your age.

>>533
Are those ice-cream cones?
yummy!!

>>535
You are right, and amazingly, they are still married!
Back then, we were all wondering if the sentence "I WAS gay" (with past tense)
really made sense.

>>536
I'm fourty-three girl!
‥‥Sorry,that is a casual joke.

I woke up this morning to find I feel bad.Perhaps,I eat too much last evening...I feel bad.

I get a sudden craving for Doritos.
Doritos are good!
Doritos are freedom!

>>536
I'm 18-korin.
I'm from the Korin planet.

>>535
His nick name is "Gabu-chan."

You are 18-korin?
What's korin?
What kind of unit is korin?
How many years does one korin have?

I only knew you for a while...
I never saw your smile...

I am 20 and I am first year student at uni

>>543
Korin is the unit used in the Korin planet where Yukorin is the princess.
A korin year is equivalent to a dog year.

I'm bored with Yukorin. She's dumb.

>>539
Probably it's not a joke.Surely you're fourty three. lol

>>540
I don't know Doritos at all. What are they ?

>>549
Welcome to my Doritos kingdom!
Have a look at this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doritos
Enjoy!

>>550
Thank you for your information.
I wish you could live on them forever.

>>551
You you can, if you come to the Doritos kingdom.
People here live on Doritos and live in Doritos, lol~~

>>552
so, how many people are there in your Doritos kingdom at present ?

>552
X You you can
O Yes you can

>>555
uho!
Absolutely untreacable, because there are already so many people
legally and ilegally living in the kingdom.

>>555
Oh,really ?
Then,what role are you playing in your kingdom ?
the king or something ?

>>556
King, king, nothing but king.
I have all the king's men available for me.

>>557
Honestly speaking,I have a duobt whether it really exists.
So please let me know more details about your kingdom.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

The king just crashed on the ground.
The end of Dorito's kingdom.

>>559
excellent finish ! good bye

I want to fall madly in love

Because you madly feel loneliness

there's been no record in call register of my cell phone for 6 months

>>563
lol
You might as well cancel your subcription to your phone and save some money.

poor fellow. that's troll. no one feeds it.

TOday I plan to play Final Fantasy VI all day long

I want to download some korean comedies! But I dont have any free space on my HDD (it is just 160GB)

>>567
My HDD is only 80 GB, so shut the fuck up, sir Bragalot.

160GB is too small for me. I have tons of mp3s and pretentious art house films.
I need 1TB to watch every art house movie that exist.

delete all adult movie files

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/23/health/psychology/23magic.html
wwww
magic!

>>569
Save down the mp3s and films to external storage devices.
DVDs?

>>570
I dont have any adult videos. Sometimes when I am horny I download short AV video
10-15min, masturbate to it and then I delete it.
>>572
it takes too much space... I have about 30 dvd-Rs of movies.

>>566

lucky, not released in USA until feb. right now i'm playing FFIII and osu tatakae ouendan. nintendo DS for the win~

>>573
Buy more HDDs. Buy an external 300GB. Then you save there instead of DVDs.

>>574 Lucky, FFIII hasn't been released here yet, and I have no idea when it will.

So how many Korin-chan are here chatting?

Do you believe in white power?

What's white power, by the way?
Can you describe it, please?

>>579
Exactly the same as black power, only for a different group.
h ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_power

yellow loves eating curry rice

>>580
thank you. Put simply, it's a racisist's ideology, right?

>>582

yes, very stupid

uho!

I am a black man.

What do you think about the fact that Tyosensoren, or North Korea's organization
in Japan, donate money to a Japanese politician?
Some law bans a law maker from accepting money from foreign
organization.

>>585
I thought you were Japanese.

Black is it your Kock?

>>587
You thought wrong.

I thought everyone were Japanese.

>>590
You must be an idiot.

you too

I am black power, and I am racist to non-black people.

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in Japanese,Please

japanese'boys stick is short,, but very solid!
it makes all females so goooooood!!

i forgot 'feel' ('A`)

>>589
I see. So you are learning Japanese?
Your user name is Japanese.

>>595
This here thread is English. I don't need to speak no Japanese.

>>598
I just copied it,

>>596
Japanese cock
same length

>>599
Which means that you don't know what ネオ means?

I know what it means.

>>599
are you Jap

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>>602
Right. By the way, you said you are a racist.
Can you tell me exactly what you are like?
I mean, what brought you here? I wouldn't bother to
take a look at this message system if I were you -
Japan must not be a place you are interested in...

>>603-604
Keep away from here, please?

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Hey!
Mother Fuckers!
Good Evening!

>>603
No. I am a black man.
>>605
Do you have a problem with black people or something? Is that why you don't want me here?

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>>610
Shut the Fuck up!

Hey, troller!
i am a super hacker!
if you make me angry, something horrible will be happened!!

>>611
Are you a racist Japanese who is against blacks?

shut up
poop

>>609
You took me wrong.
No, that's not the point I wanted to make.
It's your problem, not mine. You come here to discriminate
against people here?

Do you like White cool Powder?

>>613
It's not 611. But I think he wanted 610 to leave
because he's just a troll.

>>616
What do you mean? Haven't heard of that kind of powder.

I think >>610 must be keep out here!

It seems a married woman comes here who are interested in discting
her husband... It's horrible.

>>618
Do you Can't understand it's mean.

>>621
I'm sorry I can't. I "DO" "CAN'T" understand what you mean. haha.

it's not drug.

What are your favorite TV shows? Please only say English ones. Thank you.

>>604,607,610
Great!
Oh, you're very powerful person, aren't you?

And you are very proud of your race.
What a wonderful belief that is!
Although most members in this thread blame you,
You'll never give up.

>>622
SORRY
ME TOO

>>624
What do you recommend?
And if it's on youtube, I'll check it out.

do you have someone drugs?

Please someone buy to me somethings

My favourite TV shows are Dead Like Me, Oz and Veronica Mars.

Ny favorite TV shows are American Idol and Heroes, which I currently DL and watch regulary.

I want to watch Heroes, but it isn't on TV here until next week.

>>630
Thank you. I'll see them now.

I hope you like them.

I thought of another TV show I like, Doctor Who.

Hey, people in black masquarading as death god appear
in the opening credit! Dead like me!

Yep, that's it.

I wonder if DLM is being broadcast.
I haven't found the first epi yet.

The first episode is the pilot.

>>638
Thanks again.
This is it, isn't it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwcVyeuZXEw

I think I can't understand all of the language spoken in the drama,
but it seems really interesting.

Yes, that's it.

I have trouble understanding it too, sometimes. Usually because they speak too softly.

Oh, how unlucky she is. I have never seen any file to fall or feed into
a gap beween an elevator and a floor.

I've seen some big gaps between elevators and floors, so I can imagine it happening.

>>642
have you?


Oh my, how unlucky she was!!!!
She got hit by something like a fire ball!!

Nope.

She got hit by a toilet seat. I would hate to die like that.

limb rippers? Is that how they are called?
I have trouble catching English words..

Grim reapers.

>>644
A toilet seat? I would, too.

>>646
Thank you. My ears deceived me.

No problem!

This drama is addictive. Its story seems to deal with
the exact opposite of that of Buffy, Undead girl!!

Are you a NEET?

What's a NEET?

I'm a high school student. Today was the first day of school for this year.

Moist.

>>652 NEET = Not in Employment, Education, or Training

>>653
Are you a girl pupil? Are you pretty? What is you hobby?
What is your most farvorite subject?

>>654 Moist?

>>656 Yes, I am a girl. I'm not very pretty, but I'm not ugly. I like painting and playing video games. My favourite subject is Japanese.

>>656
I wouldn't believe any girl saying she's pretty, though.

>>657
I want you to be my lover. I am 40s aged jobseeker.

>>659 Are you attractive?

>>660
no I'm not.

>>659
It depends how much you can pay her to pretend your lover.

>>660
My looks are really bad. I am very poor. but I wanna be your kind knight.
I hope you have naught prejudice against age-gap and my looks.

>>661 Sorry then. Anyway I live very far away, so it wouldn't work.

>>663
Aren't you married? Why not look for 40-year-old mature woman?

>>665 How old are you? I'm curious.

>>666
I'm not the girl.

>>665
I am still single. It's the hardest for me to fall in love with my quivalent aged women.

>>668
Come on. You can do it.

>>667 I know, I'm the girl.

>>669
Really? Are you welcome? I make you happy.

I'm also the devil. 666!

Amen

But I am a poor jobseeker and suffer from slight ED
I have little confidence that you would be satisfied with.

>>671
Do you love to get married to a male? haha

ED?

>>676
I think it stands for Erection Disorder or something like that.
Put simply, he seems too old to make it. Forget it.

>>668
Did you get divorced?

>>677 Thanks.

>>675
What? Are you a pretender

Who's the girl that stars DLM? She looks a little like Emma Watson.

>>680
I didn't pretend from the beginning, though.
When did I tell you I was a female?

>>681 Ellen Muth

>>683
Thank you so much.

>>684 You're welcome!

I don't like to study Japanese.

Uniforms for junior and high school girls are one of the most shinning invent
Who invebted?

>>687
I suggest you buy one if you want it.

I don't like to study English.

Ellen Muth is impassive.

aid-association is sin!

What do you mean, aid-association?
What does it do?

>>690 That's the reason I like her character.

What happened to Paris Hilton?

>>659
I hope you don't get married dead.

>>694 Who cares?

I do.

>>694
Driving drunk, and fined 400 dollars, isn't she?

>>697 Why?

'cause her parents are digustingly rich

I want my last name to be Sheraton

>>700 Are you a gold digger?

>>700
Want to marry her, don't you?

>>701
I want my last name to be Anonymous
Then I'd be Anonymous Anonymous

I want my last name to be Sheraton

>>702
what's that?

I want my last name to be Stalin.

>>704
I unaniously agree with you.

>>706 Somebody who marries for money.

O unanimously

>>709
That's me!

I'm a gold finger

Goldmember!

I've got an idea! Kanou Sisters are sigles, too.
You should ask one of them to offer marriage!!

Frequent flyer

>>714
They are both male, sorry about the revalation.

>>716
With boobs like theirs?

I want my last name to be Stalin.

>>716
Of course they are fake.

I want my last name to be Mao.

>>717
They are not boobs, the sistes have butts in front of their body.

>>721 Most girls do.

>>723
Shut up.

>>714
Kanou sisters is their stage name, they are actually Kanou brothers.

>>723
lol schizophrenic

To my knowledge, Kanou Kyoko is alwayshaveing relations with good-looking
boys, though she's almost 40. She should give up and get married
to someone in his 40's. So I suggest you marry her. She and you are both
40 yo!!

>>722
That's news to me.

Where have their butts gone? Did they replace butts with boobs?
Gross.

>>726
But she only likes young MENs.

>>728
You mean sexy.

>>725 Totally.

>>727 It's the truth.

>>728
Actually, they have two pairs of butts each.

Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know... Can you repeat the question?

nope

Boobs are freedom!

>>733 The question was 'Do you like men?'.

>>735 Boobs are definitely not freedom.

I won $180 at the greyhound races last week. It was the first
time I went out with friends in a while.
But, then I went and spent it all on figures.
I might consider buying a greyhound to fund my nerd lifestyle :)

>>736
Then the answer is yes.

>>737
I think they are.
Why do you think they are not?

>>729
Yeah, she does. But you wait a little more. No young boy would
want to date with her... She's much too surgecally improved.

>>738
Is that a dog race?
Or is it a race of the public transportation?
I'm confused.

>>739 Are you a male or a female?

>>740 Because I have them.

Boobs are large and heavy, thus restricting your movement, which is your freedom.

>>742
No, I mean greyhound racing. Dog races.

>>744 Exactly!

Don't fight for me. You shouldn't hurt each other just for me.
Oh, I'm really a bad girl.

This is an ideal situation for a girl.

I only own a pig for pig racing.

But boobs themselves have freedom.

I admit I like big boobs. They are really very attractive. More than anything!!

>>747
and for a boy.

I shall my greyhound the "lolidog"

>>751
It's tiring for me, though.

>>752
You are disgusting!

>>753
As if you've had such experience.

>>754
No I'm not! No one will bet on Lolidog, only lolicon and nerds.
That way, the odds will be very high, and it will win a lot of
money.

Lolidog is a great name.

>>757
I'm seriously going to use it for a greyhound.
Hell, I'm going to use it for any pet dog I get.

>>756
Don't you know how many lolicons and nerds tacitly exist presently?
Your Lolidog will definately be the target of those folks,loli~~

I'm feeling doubleplusgood today. How about you guys?

>>760 I'm just feeling plusgood.

>>760
What makes you feel doubleplusgood?

I feel tripleminusbad today.

>>763 That's no good.

>>762
I don't know. That's just how I'm feeling.
>>763
The proper Newspeak term for that is "doubleplusungood", I believe.

enfant terrible

>>765
Thanx, but tripleminusbad sounds worse than doubleplusgood for me,lol

my dick is bigger than korean's elected dick.
my it son say:I want in to the pusry.
but,hole was small than my son...

>>767
doubleplusUNgood

Mmm, 1984.

UNgood!!!

>>770
I miss John Belushi

>>585
Why does that matter? We're all anonymous here.
Except for the tripfags, they're pseudo-anonymous, because they're
mean and won't give us their addresses, ID and real names. How can
we stalk them if they do not give us such basic information!?
They are inconsiderate to us!

>>772
That was a random comment. I give you my sympathies anyway.

>>773
Go to bed.

>>775
It is too early to go bed!

Much too early.

>>776
I thought you were an 80 years old folk.

>>777
Congratulations.

>>779 Thanks!

I got 666 and 777. I'm so awesome.

いい子供は早く寝ましょう。

>>781 But that's no fun.

>>780
But Damian and lucky 777 don't go together......

>>783 It means he is lucky and will destroy the world.

>>782
Make sure you brush your teeth before going to bed,
btw, Kato-chan will soon be back on stage.

fuck your father.
please gave me kiss your ass.

Hi, all! (^-^)/
Hmm.. I hope I remembered my tripcode correctly.
A random string is a bit of a hassle to memorize sometimes..

>>775
It's definitely way too early, especially for me.

>>773
You're either scary or being silly. ^-^

>>780
Congrats ;-)

>>787
Woo, great success!

>>888
FUCK

>>787
お久しぶりですね。

>>789
You are too much ahead of us

>>790
I have been here, though less often than what I used to be.
I've been busy.

(and I'm really glad I know of http://www.excite.co.jp/world/english/ ...
I still haven't learned Japanese yet )

>>791 Maybe they can see the future.

like Miwa Akihiro and Hosoki Kazuko?

>>794
You mean these, right?:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazuko_Hosoki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akihiro_Miwa
The second one doesn't make much sense, though O_o I must have gotten
the wrong person...

Is there a boob hunter here?

There are boob lovers for sure.

>>796 Boob hunter?

>>796
I hope there aren't any booby hunters here. Poor widdle birdies...

>>798
Boob hunters hunt boobs that belongs to females.

in case anyone didn't get the silly pun: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby

>>800
Do they shoot the boobs with bullet-type weapons? o_O;;;;
Like rifles, or perhaps other hunting-tools such as arrows and bows?

Well we're Movin' on Up!
Movin' on Up!
To the east side!
Movin' on Up!
To a dee-luxe apartment in the sky, We're movin' on up!
Movin' on Up!
To the east side!
Movin' on Up!
We've finally got a piece of the pie!

Fish don't fry in the kitchen,
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in the big leagues,
Gettin' our turn at bat!
As long as we live,
It's you and me, baby!
There ain't nothin' wrong with that!
Hooray, We're Movin' on Up!
Movin' on Up!
To the east side!
Movin' on Up!
To a dee-luxe apartment in the sky! We're Movin' on Up!
Movin' on Up!
To the east side!
Movin' on Up!
We've finally got a piece of the pie!

>>803
Should I assume that the name of that song is "Movin' on Up"?

>>803
Seems like a waste of time
If that's what it's all about
Mama, if that's moving up
Then I'm, moving out!

>>804
Yes. Do you know what show it was the theme song of?

Moving Out!

Killer Queen, Ganbare Tabuchi

She's too cute... She sounds a bit sqeaky in Japanese, high-pitched
but I assume it's defferent when she speaks English.

>>806
Sadly not, though googling for the song title gives me stuff along the line of:
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/9176/song.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jeffersons

She doesn't speak fluently in Japanese, but that makes
her all the more attractive. Nice and cute.

>>811
Agnes Chan?

>>808
~~ She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?

To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined ~~

>>809
Oh, who? ^-^

I'd hope she came to Japan instead of Leah dizon.

>>814
A video bloger.

>>813
The "Gunpowder, gelatine" sounds like "Ganbare Tabuchi," which is a
title for an old comic based on a baseball player who's name is
Tabuchi.

>>816
Could you please give me a link?

>>812
Not her, but an american girl.

>>819
O kkano ue
Hin nageshino Hana de〜

>>817
Ahhh. I see! I didn't think what you said had anything to do with that Queen song...
..Live and learn.. :-D Interesting.

>>810
Oh. Have you seen any classic American sitcoms?

>>818
Sure. Have fun.
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qttHJYFK8z8&NR

>>822
Tons -_-;; Well, whether or not they're classical can be disputed, but
I saw a lot of American sitcoms when I was younger.

>>822
I prefer the theme song from M*A*S*H
Suicide is painless, or something

>>823
Thanks! ^-^
Ahh, her :-D I've seen a video of hers, a few weeks ago.
I sadly couldn't understand what she was saying, though.

>>824
I mean old ones like the Andy Griffith show, I Dream of Jeanie, Bewitched, Giligan's Island,
All in the Family, I Love Lucy, Leave it Beaver, etc.

Hmm. I've seen far too few episodes of M*A*S*H in the past...

>>827
Bewitched is very popular in Japan.

>>827
I've seen I Love Lucy (not all the episodes though).
I saw a lot of episodes of I Dream of Jeanie.. I miss that show.

err, Jeannie...

>>827
so popular that there is even a bag brand for young girls called
"Samantha Thavasa"

>>832
Wow (o.o)

Don't forget "The Graham Kerr Show", Steven!

Hmmmm.. I should go see if I can get ahold of the person who hands out the
electronics kits. It would be bad if I didn't have mine before the electronics
lab next week...
Whee! A free electronics kit :-3 Huzzah :-D

>>826
She said something like: "this is my first video blog, but not just a blog,
it's my introduction. I'm from America. umm, I don't know my
blood type. I like to play the flute. And I love to back cakes
and cookies. I'm a bit intelectual but make mistakes some others
wouldn't make.

bake.

Who here's named Steven?

>>836
Ahh. Thank you!

baka

>>838
It's a trademark phrase of Graham Kerr

>>829
I haven't heard of it.

quasi-random fact: the Swedish word "baka" means 'bake' in English
"Baka kaka" = "Bake cake"...

baka means stupid in Japanese

I can't wait for her next vlog.

The Spanish word "vaca" (pronounced baka) means "cow". "caca de vaca" means "cow shit".

>>844
I know. It's one of the few Japanese words I know, though I wouldn't know
how that's written in Japanese.

>>844
Aho means dumb in Japanese.

バカ

>>846
Heh...

>>847
Litterally, it's horse and dear.

I guess Aho means Garlic in Spanish?

How about Russian?

casa de caca de vaca

Do you remember Sea Monkey?

I'll be back soon, hopefully. I have a kit to hunt down... I hope I'll get it.

>>853
Do you expect any Russian to access 2CH?

She's really awsome. She's more beautiful than any other human beings.

>>855
Mine are all dried out

>>857
You can't rule out the possibilities, yes.

Or there may be a learner of Russian here.

She's the reason I survive.

Don't you guys remember Lubosuka?

Lubosuka の検索結果 2 件中 1 - 2 件目 (0.07 秒)

Matryoshka！

She (the one who's in charge of the electronics kits) wasn't there!
Though the others told me she'd probably be back soon, so that's good.
Hmm.. I should do something useful in the meanwhile...

>>863
It was a fake Lubosuka though... The real one never posted here. But the
impersonator was entertaining. ^-^

>>859
..Dead?

She speaks good Japanese. She talks a bit fast, but it's ok with me.
She'll be more popular in Japan if she keep posting vlog in japanese.
The more popular she gets, though, the more distant I feel from her. haha

She said she felt embarassed, but I know she wasn't.
She has the power to make me weak inside.

Somehow, this reminds me of AKB48...

>>866
Don't talk about me behind my back. I don't like it.
AND I WANT TO GET MARRIED TO JAPANESE MALES!!!
E-MAIL ME SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akihabara48
this one, that is.

>>869
What's that?

>>870
We're not. ^-^

>>871
You forestalled me. One point for k-tan.

>>872
More specifically, the way their manager spoke about the band concept,
and their fans. (I can't remember where I saw that clip, might have been
from Japanorama....) Regarding >>867's last sentence, and >>868's post.

I don't have any interest in AKB48, though.
They are ugly, plain, and boring Japanese.

>>874
I didn't know we were keeping score. ;-)

Do you like Blad Pit, k-tan?

>>876
Ugly? A lot of them seem to be rather cute, though that is a matter of taste, I guess.
What kind of looks do you prefer on idols? (I count the AKB48 phenomena as being
related to singing idols)

She probabry does rike Blad Pit.

>>877
When your points reach 100, your grade will be higher than now.

Your dying wish will be granted.

>>879
Do you think I like childish idols? No, I don't.

>>878
Brad Pitt is a good actor, I guess. I find Johnny Depp to be a
better sign of that a movie might be especially interesting,
as he often takes quirky/odd roles.
If you meant Brad Pitt's looks: Well, not bad, I guess. He's handsome,
I guess. But I don't know how attractive I think he is, as I've
never seen any clip or interview with him (I base a lot of attraction
on what someone is like, rather than what their face looks like).

>>884
A clip where he isn't playing someone else, I mean: Not from some movie.

>>883
I didn't imply that you had to like idols. A lot of people here
seem to like having idols as eye-candy, so I thought that you
might perhaps too.

I'll write your name on a death note.

>>789
NO U

>>887
Sometimes the names we were given are not the same as our true names.

>>888
Wow. You really waited for that.

>>888 + >>789

Heh ^-^

>>888
You must've been waiting to make the post.

>>1000
Fuck you for ending this thread!

>>893
That'll be interesting to see ;-)

Hmm... Time for trying to get a kit, again!
I'll be back! @__@

>>889
Knowing one's face and name is needed to kill someone with Death Note, however.

>>893
You are yakuza.

>>884
Deeply involved with him inside, aren't you?

Still no kit =(
I hope I can get ahold of the lady tomorrow.

900get

>>898
Hm? Who? Pitt? Depp?

>>896
Have you seen the movie Face/Off?
What would happen if the name of either two would have been written in
a Death note? Would the one whose true face it was be killed, or the one
wearing the wrong face?

>>900
Congrats ;-)

Sorry, but you were saying something about a kit?
A kit to make some figure of a lady?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Face/Off

>>902
Sorry, no. An electronics kit. From ELFA, to be more specific :-3
It's a kit needed for my Electronics class.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELFA

>>902
The lady I spoke of is the one who's in charge of handing out the kits to
the students. I wasn't here at the class last week when they handed them out,
so I have to get ahold of her to get mine.

>>901
The one whose face the owner of a death note matches with the name
would.

>>907
So, the original person would die? Or neither?
In the movie Face/Off, both characters has the face of the other person
(face transplants).

>>907
However, they're both pretending to be the other person, as well..
So I was wondering if that would kill the wrong person, or if the
true person would be killed.

http://dn4.fc2web.com/img/p-dn-01.png
hehhhhh

>>908
You are making fun of me. The moment one's name is written,
he/she is doomed to die, hurt attack. So it's a matter of
timing.

>>911
You are a terrorist, or the police.

>>911
Actually, I'm not. I'm curious about the exact mechanisms of the Death note.
The wikipeda page doesn't tell me about what would happen in such a scenario.

If you have X's face on Y, and Y pretending to be X, as well as X having
Y's face and pretending to be Y - who would die if X got his name written
in a Death Note?

>>913
x wikipeda
o wikipedia

silly typo.

ex-boyfriend the other day.
He has asked someone's help and advice, like me...
Because he is really worried about his job these days.
Such as he's thinking of going to quit his job and so on.
To tell the truth, I broke up with him about 5 months ago.
He's 5 years yonger than me. He graduated from university
in Nagoya,and decided to start new job in Osaka last spring.
After few months later, he got transferd to Nara.
He was really busy from then on. (He is still busy now）
He couldn't take a day off,and had to work overtime.
So it was so hard to keep relations between him and me
at that time.
But we still keep in touch by e-mail once in a while.

I wish I could help his matter. But I couldn't advice to him
easily... I hope to it turns out well!

I'm sorry for writing my poor English diary.
Thank you for reading.

>>909
See the episode 9 or 10. Light mentioned he would kill Ryuga
Hideki instead of L in front of himself.

>>916
I don't have the anime series, but I'll see if I can find anyone to explain
what happened in those episodes.

Hmm.. My class starts in around 15 minutes...

うわk-tanや！
久々に見たｗ

>>918
I beg your pardon?

>>913
I see your point, but in that case, X has Y's face.
If an owner of a death note see X's face after having Y's face
, the owner could match his name and his face, so X would die, imo.

Time to go. See you all later! (^-^)/~

>>919
They said "Wow, it's k-tan. It's been a long time since I've seen you."

E? k-tan doesn't understand Japanese??
I didn't know that.

>>923
No. She is Swedish.

>>917
You can see it on Youtube. In a word, L used Ryuga Hideki as an
alias, and Ryuga Hideki is a famous TV personality. And Light
said in his head that if L right in front uses an alias,
it means the real Ryuga Hideki would die in stead of L.
The point is, whoever a name whose is written will die
if an owner of a death note can match his face and name.

ex-boyfriend the other day.
He has asked someone's help and advice, like me...
Because he is really worried about his job these days.
Such as he's thinking of going to quit his job and so on.
To tell the truth, I broke up with him about 5 months ago.
He's 5 years yonger than me. He graduated from university
in Nagoya,and decided to start new job in Osaka last spring.
After few months later, he got transferd to Nara.
He was really busy from then on. (He is still busy now）
He couldn't take a day off,and had to work overtime.
So it was so hard to keep relations between him and me
at that time.
But we still keep in touch by e-mail once in a while.

I wish I could help his matter. But I couldn't advice to him
easily... I hope to it turns out well!


I'm sorry for writing my poor English diary.
Thank you for reading.

>>924
And she's never studied Japanese, and she'd never learn it.

I know that.
But a Swede could understand Japanese, right?
I presume a Swede being on 2ch somewhat indicates they have some kind of interest in Japan.

>>927
She is going to learn it someday, she says.

>>928
>a Swede could understand Japanese, right?
If he/she learned Japanese, yes.

>>929
Which implys that she can understand any Japanese now, to say the least.

can't, I mean.

Hi
I'm gay.

>>931
I don't understand what you're trying to say.

I didn't see >>932.

>>933
uho! nice gentleman

>>934
I correct myself. See >> 932.

>>935
Sorry for my mistake, anyway.

>>933
Make me laugh, then.

>>936
do you fuck?

SHOW UP, LUBOSUKA!!!

>>941
Who are u talking about? lol

Who's Kaorin and Perao?

kaorin is bitch
perao is the son of the bitch

>>937
NEVER put a space between >> and a number

I won't, no.

's

>> 945
i see what you mean!

's up

hi it looks like 2ch is being raided by 4chan

where?

Not much of a raid.
Where is the CP?

This　week's "prince of tennis" was not able to concent.

because I wanted to see the 108expressions power of any.

Woo! I have my electronics kit now! I went to check again right before
the class, and she was there! @_@ *pets the electronics kit, pets it gooood*

>>922
Ahh, thank you.

>>925
Ahh, I see. O_o;;; Thanks.

>>928
I could learn Japanese, yes. That's what I'm planning to do, even if
not immediately. I know several people in real life (Swedes) who have
learned Japanese to different extents. I do have an interest in Japan,
it's just not a passionate/obsessive/otaku interest.

>>931
Yes. I don't know any kanji yet, and I haven't found a suitable weekend
to learn the kana at yet (I'm a bit picky about being able to write
them decently). I can understand a few spoken/romanji words, but that's
it language-wise.

Learning German decently is higher up on my list than learning Japanese,
as it would be good to be able to take summer jobs in Germany (the
more time I can spend with my boyfriend, the better). I don't have a
choice when it comes to learning Japanese, either. Not that I mind.
Languages are interesting, and I find Japanese history and aesthetics
very interesting. Though my boyfriend is likely to want to move to
Japan for a few years at some point in time, which is why I have to
learn Japanese decently within half a decade or so.

SHIT!!!
k-tan was here, and I wasn't !! FUCK!!!!
For the record, Holocaust is a myth, pure concoction.
If it's Germany, it's punishable by law.
There is no freedom of expression in Germany. Thank you.

>>955
Shut the fuck up, you Nazi pig. Are you a Japanese? If so, fuck you, stupid jap.

it is new day!!! be happy! go outside do something!! meet a girl!!!

>>956

Goddammit, Are you are a Korean? If so, fuck you, stupid gook.



lmao

TGIF, yey!!

>>955
>k-tan was here, and I wasn't !! FUCK!!!!
Why does that matter?
>For the record, Holocaust is a myth, pure concoction.
Uh..
...Are you that guy who keeps having tantrums about how he hates jews?
O_o;;;;

>>957
I second that :-D

>>950
More of "was", than "is".

Congratulations, by the way. As >>950, you're the one who should make
the next part of this thread.

>>954 >>960 >>961 was me, if that wasn't obvious enough.

Time to go to bed -_-;;; Would have gone to bed two hours ago, if I wouldn't
have had to fix some things in my dad's computer. People: never ever forget
to at least have Ad-Aware + Spybot Search & Destroy + SpywareBlaster + a good anti-virus
program - or better than those - on your computer, and constantly updated. 'mmkay?
Having to clean up an infested computer is a huge pain in the ass.

I'm so sleepy.
After watching IMOTAKONANKIN, I'll go to bed. It's day off today.

Good morning! I want to die at last!

why in the world u would like to die? death is stupid thing!
enjoy your youth!

>>964
You will die at last anyway.
There is no hurry!

>>965
Sometimes the pain in your life is so great that you would rather just die so that you can escape it.

>>931

Hi. I don't mean to be rude, but you also made a different mistake.

I imply x.
We imply x.

You imply x.

She/He implies x.
It implies x.
They imply x.

So, on to fixing your post:
Which implies x.

Anyway, sorry if I appeared rude. I hope I was helpful.

a number
1,818,324,0561

Hello fellow native English speakers. I know you're here somewhere. I have a question for you.

When trying to help someone learn English, have you ever kicked yourself over these two issues:
1. You notice that you're grammar or spelling kind of sucks.
2. You become overly nitpicky over your spelling or grammar, and in the process, sound stiff and overly formal.

Right now, I'm trying to type like I would speak. Even now, it's still "off".

To those who don't speak English natively, this is my polite warning that my English, although fluent, isn't necessarily correct.

>>969

A letter.
Z

This is awful.>>970

>>972

Why is it awful?

>>970

Correcting myself:
1. You notice that your grammar or spelling kind of sucks.

=#(

>>970
Yes, definitely so - and not just when trying to teach English.
When I speak informally, the words flow more easily; when I have to write
"correctly" or "formally", my words take on a far different tone - and
usually not for the better.
(incidentally: "you're grammar" => "your grammar". ^_^)

>>967

And you hurt the people you leave behind. Is that what you want?

>>975

Actually, I have that problem too. I try to avoid those situations. I don't always succeed, but I try. I want to strike a balance between natural and correct while I post on this thread. Wish me luck!

(I noticed. Oops. I also made a few mistakes here. Damn those MMORPGs. They've completely destroyed my ability to spell, or construct a coherent sentence.)

>>970
where are you from?

>>978

I'm from New York City, USA. My family is from Puerto Rico. Where are you from?

>>979
oh I thought you were somewhere from japan. I am from japan.

a

>>970
So very true.. Except for the native bit, in my case.

K-tan loves me. I love her, too. she want to marry me, right?

>>983
Why don't you ask K-tan directly instead of asking us whether she
wants to marry you?
lol

984 loves me. I love 984,too. 984 wants to marry me,right?