Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 69

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( ´･ω･) Let's have some tea and chat!
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November 06, 2006
※Ｌ４-８２-Ｆ４６-『I eat like a bird.』
新しい講師が来たぞ！！
チャイニーズ系のアメリカンらしい・・・んだけど
日本人じゃないの？ってくらい日本人顔なんだよね（笑）

親近感が湧いていいんだけどさ

>>1
Great Job !!!!

>>1
Shut up, you NEET! Don't build the stupidest thread on the idiot site!

I am not NEET. therefore this thread is not stupid.

I have nothing to do...

study foreign language for example french. I know one guy who studied french by himself
of course he could not say many word correctly but he was able to read french book.
he studied french for 2 years

I think ....

how bout studing ancient useless languages like latin or greek?

I heard that finnish language is hard.

I want to have intimate dialogue with my girlfriend

My radio repeats it's American erection day.
I feel nothing about political issue.
Am I impotent?

you are political impotent!

!rsvcwx6Axc

>>10
studying latin or greek is anything but useless. you'll be able to
read tragedies, or philosophical texts exactly as they were written
without having to worry about the translation.
also, if you're able to understand latin it'll be a lot easier for
you to learn romanic languages like italian, french or spanish.

I want to find a strong women who will love me and who will give me a hand and lead me
though the life

Who do you have in mind? I guess Wada Akiko, though married, meets your demands.

no one. this is just a thing I think about

You want a patron, but there's a long way to go to meet such a woman.

Wow !
That seems revolutionally!
How did you pull that off??

>>17
Yoshida sahori is a strong type of woman. she is a amateur wrestler.
she is appearing on the ALSOK's CM.
she is suitable for you who is a timid NEET

but I am beautiful and clever. I study at the good university. so maybe there is a chance?
I am just a little crazy sometimes so I need a patron who will calm me down at such times!
something like that

My suitable girl is only Emma Watson. She's an angel.

Hey! Emma Fatsoson guy is here! hello!
I think Emma is very cute, too.
I wanna have wild fuck with her!!

tell me more about your warehouse job! I want details!

>>24
It's been a while since I last heard Emma was an angel. lol

>>25
She is mine! you should put up with Yukorin!
Never cut in on the sweetest love romance between my angel Emma and me!

Emma is mine. Yukorin is Hamaguchi's. Then who's yours?

no I dont want a wrestler girl! I mean mentally strong
and I am not neet, sorry to disappoint you

I have only my right hand...

>>29
You have only to shake your own cock at random!

>>31
Did you cut your left hand off?

hey warehouse boy answer me!!!!

Which do you like more, dogs or cats?

>>33
No, I didn't.

suck my dick guys!

>>26 >>34
Are you asking me any questions on my job.
It's quite simple and the hardest.
lifting fuckin' heavy loads(approx 50-60kg) and then hauling them into fuckin' trucks,
my works are supervised by slave manager! they are crazy!

Playstation 3 will be released soon.
Are you gonna get one?

>>38
In what way are they crazy?
What makes you they are crazy?

No, I don't have a big passion for computer games.

>>38
but you're fat, right? But I thought that if you work on hard manual job
you will eventually lose some weight...

Isn't there other girls than Emma Watson that you like?

>>40 they call me a middle aged slave. some call me hentai.
I ain't suitable for ignoble infame.
They use abusive words while I missed jobs. so they are crazy.

>>41
You don't play consumer games? That's a shame.
You are missing somethin huge, I can tell ya

why dont you complaint to officials?

>>44
Are you Charlie Gordon?

>>47
who? who is Charlie Gordon?
I am a warehouse guy. some of you dispise me warehouse idiot

>>43
No there isn't.
Emma Fatsoson is one and only.

>>43
Emma watson is not a girl, she is an angel. I believe so

>>44
I think when you skip your work, you deserve to be treated like that.
You had better discipline yourself.

>>48
Charlie Gordon is a charactor who appears in the novel called
flowers for algernon. He bakes bread. He's retarded, and
he hopes to get smart like other people around him. Your
self-derisive comment reminded me of him.

How old is Emma now? Is she still 16 going on 17?

>>52
I want to be called Charlie Brown, not Gordon.
>>51
thanks. your advice is nice.

Ｅｍｍａ　ｉｓ　ｎｏｔ　ｏｌｄ．
Emma is above aging.

>>55
Ok, Charlie. Do you still like Emma?

>>53
she is 16 aged angel. Her birthday is 15th April 1990.

>>56
My love for her can be unchanged!

>>58
Why don't you send fan mail to her? In the unlikely event that she
receive and read it carefully and notice you exsist, she might write
back to you.

>>59
That's a good idea.
I'm on it.
What kinda things, do you recommend, I should write to her?

this song made me feel nostalgic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSiHynbUTeY

>>60
Do's and Don'ts.
A) Don't try to write a long letter. She's only 16 and I think 16 year-old
girl would be scared off by such a letter. So make it short.
B) Don't think she will accept you easily. She's a famous girl.
She has the right to choose which male she's dating, not yours.
C) Don't explode your burning desire for her. She will no doubt find the writer (you) gross.
So make the first message as lightly as possible, but you must leave something hot
in the writing. Step by step, you should show your emotions of love.

Keep telling her you are her loyal servant of love.

>>61
It brings back memory, yeah. Carnival is another world-hit song of theirs, isn't it?
By the way, is the Cardigans still active?

yeah they are active (i read it on the wiki)

I saw someone burning with passion. (￣ー￣)

who is that person?

>>65
I see. Thanks.

By the way, I don't see why this song is popular among
English speakers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VSBX-tXkWc
Yes, this song sounds really melodious and the singer's
vocal is good. But the lyric... It's kind of silly.
So I think it's natural it's selling in Japan (almost all
consumers don't understand, or care about, what he is singing about. lol
However, why is it popular among English speakers?

This song makes me think they are not different from Yukorin's maniacs. hehe

>>66
Hmm, not that I'm sure of, but you are the one?

>>69
I'm burning with anger.
The client's CMS server is not completely implemented and my freelance stuck because of the unimplemented functions.

I am so tired that I'll go on sleeping untill noon.

I have no idea what a CMS sever is, but isn't it an idea to get in
contact with a representative of the company and tell him it's not
up and running?

>>72
Duh. I wanna do so but it's out of office time. It's 2am here.

people!
in English!

we talking in english

By the way, you used to be a fan of Haruka and watch her dramas, right?
I wonder whether you watched Byakuyako (白夜行).
To be truthfull, I didn't watch the series, but I read the original story which
I love.
Why didn't I watch the drama? Because the drama was completely
differently arranged.
Anyway, I hope you will read the book sometime. It's really interesting unlike the drama, I promise.

Ever Fallen In Love with someone? speak honestly

>>77
Here. Have some more.

>>78
more of what?

>>77
Sure. Tried once which lasted 3 months only.
I left the girl because of the public exam.

>>49
Fat son?

>>79
Anything you want.

I can do it before breakfast.

I'm planning to watch <<白夜行>>. I'm looking for a day that I can spear 12 hours continuously watching drama. People said the story is nice.
I've just stopped watching the drama <<たった一つの恋>> from ep3. Kind of waste of time.
<<14才の母>> seems much better. I like the Miki's father, he can express the contradiction of the love to Miki and the anger in a very convincing way.

>>68
Yukorin's really hot!! You should know better than to say her fans
were dummy!

>>85
2 or 3 years ago, I was wondering when it will come Ogura Yuko's first nude album.
And now, I'm wondering whether she has escaped from the canvas of bikini model.

>>84
Yeah ,the father is played by Namase. He is good.
But don't forget Shida chan
I didn't know she is that good.
Lots of child actors just seem fake or simply sucky
but she does an extremely amazingly beautiful job of playing that difficult role.
On top of that her beauty is second to none.

She is gonna be big, I'm sure of thta.

>>84
>People said the story is nice.
I'm not sure if the drama is worth watching, but about the novel, it's
really thought-provoking and interesting (crime story). The author is,
I think, one of the best among Japanese mystery-book writers.

By the way, you are much more knowledgeable on J-drama. I just
googled on who plays the father. Namase Katsuhisa..
Yes, he knows what he's doing. He's a good actor, though I don't think
he's ever starred any drama.

There are a lot of up and coming young actresses.
Among them, Shida-chan is by far the best in terms of acting skills.
She is just so natural and convincing.
Her presense itself is somehow very convincing.

>>89
Don't you overestimate her? I can't tell Maeda Aki(?) from her.

Ah, no, not Aki, but Ai. Sorry.

>>86
She is going nowhere on her career.
She is just one of those stupid young TV personalities who are just there to cheer thing up.
I'm not sure where she wants to go, but her songs suck, she can't act, she's getting ugly.
Maybe Hamaguchi is her answer.

are japanese dramas popular in HK?

>>87
I think she acted better in <<女王の教室>>.
Be honest, how many Japanese girls can be as strong as Miki inside the drama?
That makes me feel the story is not realistic.
But, it's still interesting to see how she will struggle later on.

>>90
No, I don't think so.
Her presense gives great credence to every dramas she is in.

You'll see.

>>93
Erm, not really.
The housewives' focus are still local dramas, which are crap I think.
However, the TV stations picks good Japanese dramas to broadcast in Hong Kong, and it often makes a big hit.

I am half feeling as if I was talking with a Japanese, because
you are keeping well informed of J-pop cultures.

You knew about Yukorin two years ago. I wonder if some of the Hong Kong actresses
or idols also have her nude photos taken.

In this term, "ドクターコトー" may be most interesting.

>>97
I can say there is no nude stars can have high achievement in Hong Kong entertainment industry.
For those who got very famous, they got married once they can escape.
For those who continue, they end up with low popularity.
There is nearly no cases like Takagi Maria or Meshijima Ai, who can have a change from the erotic field.

Meshijima 　ＬＯＬ　ＬＯＬ
That's the spirit!!

China is a communist country.
Nudity is anathema to it.
Public indecensy is strictly restricted.

>>99
Oh, sad news to male posters. hehehe
Japanese porno industry is prosperous, you know. Rumors said it
that it's a different story in the other asian (east asia) contries.
Hong Kong doesn't have their own porno stars?

>>102
Yes there were a few. But there is no new Hong Kong porn stars.
Girl refrain from doing this, unless they are willing to give up their chance of marriage.
And the demand of porns is satisfied by Japanese AV.

>>100
It's not polite.

>>99
I guess you meant Iijima Ai. Anyway, I don't understand why she
got popular years ago as a porno actress, though... There musta been
cuter girls than her...

I think Meshijima Ai is an exception.
She made a succeful jump from porn to mainstream.
But other than her, there is no one who could do the same.

is it possible for a foreigner to learn japanese language?

>>104
Nevermind. I'm happy if someone point out and correct my mistake.

>>105
She was the lucky one with chances given to her.

>>106
Sure. I used to have Japanese lessons with American, Russian, Italian, etc.

>>105
She is, but there are several examples sort of equal to her success.
Aoi Sora appears on the tube.

>>106
I heard that at least spoken Japanese is easy to master.
In fact, "Okusama wa gaikokujin", one of my favorite variety shows,
features non-Japanese females who are married to Japanese males.
Most of them speak Japanese fluently. Believe me.

Oh, and I forgot to mention this. When I paid a visit to a local-
government-run community for learners of Japanese, I didn't have
any trouble in communicating with them in Japanese. Some of them
were from China, I remember.

>>103
In a way, it's a good thing. Faithful girls are preferable to me (maybe
to most men).

賑やかなスレですな

と思いきや。

do you know any hikky-person? I do.

>>114
you?

no, not me. I am student. but I know one person via internet. we chat sometimes

NO FUTURE FOR YOU

anarchy in the UK

is it interesting to talk with him/her? i am sorry if my question
seems weird, but i've only read about them. they don't leave
their rooms, or at least they limit their interpersonal contact to
certain set of people, right?

yeah. we met absolutely randomly. he seems to be strange person. we talk mainly about
music and movies. he listen to a lot of music and watch downloaded movies all the day.
his knowleage in movies is quite impressive. he is often depressed.

i don't want to ask anything too private, but i have to admit
that i am somewhat interested. i apologise if my question is
indecent and of course there is no need for an answer, but how
did he become a hikikomori?

he droped out of college. in the first year. he just stoped going there

did he ever think about getting psychological help?

no as far I know. he dont believe in stuff like that. he want to get back to college
some day.

i am sure he knows that it would be better to go back to college.
so, why does he not go back? he knows that it would be better, yet
he does not go back, why is that? there is no physical barrier
that keeps him, so there has to be a mental barrier. if there was
nothing that keeps him from going he'd go, right? because he knows
that it would be better for him.

if he thinks to be able to overcome such a mental barrier all by
himself, i guess it's fine. but it could be a good idea to get some
professional help. if it doesn't turn out to be of help, he can
call it quits anytime. he probably didn't choose to become a
hikikomori all by himself, so why should he solve his problems all
alone?

well, of course, it's his decision and i do no doubt that from all
people he knows what is the best for him.

it's getting late over here, so i'll go to be now, my thanks for
this interesting conversation. good night.

Wake up and smell the roses, for God's sake!!!

>>68
This song makes me think they are not different from Yukorin's maniacs. hehe

LOL!!!
I agree. I had never listened to the lyrics carefully until now, but you are right,
they sound like the murmurs of those maniac Yukorin fans or Emma fans!!
Has he maybe gotten the ideas of his lyrics from 2CH?......LOL!!!

>>118
I am an antichrist! I am an anarchist! Don't know what I want but
I know how to get it!

>>128
Nevermind the Bullocks

>>121
This is why people are anonymous, so they can ask private things they
want to ask but can't.

>>129
There's no future, no future, no future for you!

anonymous and unanimous are confusing, lol

i hope i can speak english well

What do you think is the center of the world?
I'll go there and shout for love.

>>133
There's a whole bunch of magma there, lol
Magma-taishi〜!!!
Pirorororon, pirorororon!!!

>>134
No, that's not what I wanted. You meant the core of the earth.

>>135
What's the difference between the center and the core?

>>136
平面か立体かの違い。
イメージ検索をしてあげたのでみてみると良い。

http://images.google.co.jp/images?svnum=10&hl=ja&lr=&q=%22the+core+of+the+earth%22
http://images.google.co.jp/images?svnum=10&hl=ja&lr=&q=%22the+center+of+the+earth%22

>>133-137
LOL~~~~~

Which do you like better between women with a cute face who have no brain and act badly
and women with not a cute face or ugly but very smart and entertaining?

>>139
Beaty is the most important thing for me...but

>>140
Are you beautiful yourself?

>>140
People hope one that they don't have.

Japan lost to America 5 games in a row.
What do you think?

>>143
I'm too tired to think of anything right now.

Fucking bull shit awesome man!!!

>>145
Boy, you must have felt so good for saying that!!!

>>146

Actually I dont know what I said 145 meaning.

teach me My englishi is teriible,I almost forgot english.

it past 3year I went to studey English AU so I just wanna remember English

i`m fucking dranker now though

>>139
ボケ御姉 is my favorite.
I can't find any phrase in English that can describe the object more precisely than "ボケ御姉".

natural commedy women

>>138
What does LOL mean? I forgot it.

>>150
Laughing Out Loud.

>>150
LOL~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Equilibrium tranquility

>>153
Why such big words?

>>154
Nothing in particular.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

↑
Is this right?how to use about LOL

Why no one here?

>>156
Do you miss them?

Now I'm here!

Nowadays, I go to a driving school.
Does anyone go too?

>>159

I had gone too last year.
It was too long…
It took about nine months.

>>160

You're right.
If I tried to choose a camp course, it would take only two weeks.

But I've heard those who get their driver's licenses in a short time tend to get poor easily.

>>161
Is it some sort of superstition?

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　　　ヽ､ヽ　　 lヽ,,lヽ
　　　　 ｀ヽ)__<　　　 >　））　snort
　　　　　　　　と、　　ﾞi

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　　（＼　　∞　　ﾉ
　　　ヽ､ヽ　　 ∧,,_∧
　　　　 ｀ヽ)__<｀∀´*>　　 　　
　　　　　　　　と、　　ﾞi

This midterm election in the US gave powerful major seats.

Too late!

I dont even look for US elections! I dont even know what is going on there!

My cock is too short to satisfy you

I'm glad Bush and co. got defeated!! LOL

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神奈川の望校のマンツー4ポイント校で大規模な先生生徒の宴会スタッフも?
しかもブログで曝しています。きもいながけこいさんと七季さんをはじめ神奈川なんで場外レッスンをブログに
公表するのですか。「pao808080」　日本語検索でぐぐればヒットしますよ。
対応してくれないと、苦情箱にいれますよ。初めて見るほど、比度いブログ。

2006年11月5日
７時半頃家に戻り、軽くシャワーをあびたあと隣駅の居酒屋へ・・・
今日は、Rの送別会でした。
行ってみると、１０人の予定が１５人くらいになっているではないですか。。。
レッスンで一緒になる苦手なメンバーやら私より１５歳は年下であろう子たちがいて、
「誰じゃぁ〜！！こんなにウザイメンバーを集めたのは！！！」と内心思っていたら張本人のRでした
おばさんは若い子と飲むと疲れます。。。


イヤイヤ始めた英会話。。。
なのに。。。すっかりはまっています♪>>周りは迷惑、生徒とスタッフの摘。
２００５年１０月７Ａからスタート！２００６年８月Ｌ３になりました。トイック模擬640点レベル3の時　2006年8月
神奈川県　パオ　ブログネーム　2006年　11月　3　4　5日は仙台・松島へドライブ　9月3日に
ボイスパスを購入しています。8月29日には、ノバで9月から働く人とメイト(一緒にレッスンしました。)週9末週末は
中傷と先生との場外出会いで人気上昇中、もちろん目的はクリック粉図解かせぎ。USCPAも勉強しているので、一日もはやく、「ぱお」さんとよんで欲しい。わたしもだれがお子図解くれるか、顔が見たい。
2005年10月　外資系への転職を機にNOUAで英会話を始めました。7Aから始めたのに、今はL4を攻撃しています。授業いやがれせブログ沙良氏。
3マンツーポイントの秘密を教えてくれたスタッフ無視し沙良氏。もちろん狙いは有料クリック。L3= USCPA=転職するより小学工に言ったほうがいいのでは
(人の悪口と企業秘密で子図解稼ぐのは悪いこと)?神奈川では某公園を始めなんで沙良氏ブロガーが多いのか?マ「pao808080」　日本語検索でぐぐればヒットしますよ。

>>164
Which have

>>167
Die immediately Poor guy

American NEETs and Japanese NEETs! We are friends! Our friendship last eternally.

many american neets live on welfare

>>173
How much do they get?
Do they get food stamps as well?

NEET! NEET! NEET is a real winner!

I just masturbated to the gay porno

>>174
well, i dont really know it is better to ask neet if one appears

Taizou Sugimura is the only politician who rescue misery neets

That's a lie.
Kandori Shinobu is also a savier of Neets.

>>177
Gotcha!

>>178
what he did to them?

I want Satsuki Katayama to pafupafu me

Ｗｈａｔ？？
That's stupid.
I think you are talking about Yukari Satoh, who is far sprior to Satsuki Katayama.

>>181
He showed sympathy toward them!

>>183
Yukari Satoh looks Chinese to me.

Ｙｏｕ　ｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｓｔｒａｎｇｅ　ｓｅｎｓｅ　ｏｆ　ｂｅａｕｔｙ，　ｙｏｕ　ｓｈｏｕｌｄ　ｂｅ　ａｗａｒｅ　ｏｆ　ｔｈａｔ．

>>186
You have a strange sense of fonts, you should be aware of that.

I think First lady Akie's tits count for about 82 to 86 for sure.
My dick gets anger as soon as I catch her pics on tv

so you are neet? how long have you been a NEET?

Are you talking about Jap's first lady, mrs Abe?
Wow I didn't know she had a huge boobs.
But I don't care for the boobs that belong to elderly women.

The king of NEET says, If i took a job, then I would be a loser.働いたら負けかなと思ってる
I want your candid opinion on neet king's word

"work hard, why should I" it is the neet motto

>>191
but how do you plan to survive if you are not working?

himo?

My penis is houkei!

Don't use the Japanese word " houkei".
You should learn to say it in English.
"My penis skin is so large as to engulf my penis head."

Prime Minister Abe hatches malcious idea which say good bye to Akie and marry Yukorin,
He wants to sex with Yukorin! WE stand up against him!

Ｎｏ　ＹＯＵ　ｓｔａｎｄ　ｕｐ　ａｇａｉｎｓｔ　ｈｉｍ，　ｎｏｔ　ｗｅ．
Ｗｅ　ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ｃａｒｅ　ｉｆ　Ｙｕｋｏｒｉｎ　ｉｓ　ｆｕｃｋｅｄ　ｔｏ　ｄｅａｔｈ　ｂｙ　ｐｒｉｍｅ　ｍｉｎｉｓｔｅｒ　Ａｂｅ．

Strange font, LOL!

Ａｂｅ　ｗａｎｔｓ　ｔｏ　ｂｒｅａｋ　Ｙｕｋｏｒｉｎ’ｓ　ｖｉｒｇｉｎ！

Maybe there lies a huge problem.
Bullied children can't say what they need to say because they are not used to say things to their parents, and die.
Maybe we can start with saying "I love you".

>>196
Most Cristian cut penis skin covering head of his penis so, there's no
such word for houkei in English and they don't even know what houkei is.

>>202
idiot!!! houkei is phimosis in english

what is kasei houkei in English? and Shinsei houkei in English?

おｋ　then I am suffering from phimosis, or should I say I am enjoying the benefits of phimosis.
Which way you go, life is hard.

仮性包茎はtentative phimosis?

what a boring topic!
No wonder everybody stoped posting.

its cold...X(

In America, cut-off penis skin is a delicacy.
It is deep fried and chewy, like calimari.

calimari?

This thread is very silent today. Everyone must be bored with chat.

another year is over but you're still a neet. what a shame!

Republican lost! Rumsfeld is stepping down! New era is comming!
Cheers!

>>209
That's stupid. The foreskin is flaky and light, not chewy.

>>210
Calimari, usually spelled Calamari, is squid as seafood.

>>213
Don't count your chickens before they hatch. There's two more
years of Bush left to go.

that is no excuse, neet

I just download 10000 lolicon pics

Good for you.

I like sweet decadence

Do you have all ketsuge burger photos?

I have two photos of ketuge burger

Did you get them here? I do have two of them also.
But there must be more.

yeah

ddo you want to eat ketsuge burger? I dont want.

I am the great masturbator. the king of all masturbators.

>>221
doggy style pics are very nice!!!

I don't know how many photos exist.

>>224
you should contribute to a sperm bank.
don't waste your sperm any more

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-2436948,00.html

Level 3





Good job! Let's take a break, and enjoy a little joke!

A foreigner was travelling in the US, and he hit an American accidentally in a corner.
The foreigner: I am sorry.
American: OH! I'm sorry, too.
The foreigner: I am sorry, three.
American: What are you sorry for?
The foreigner: I am sorry, five.

Ok, let's go to level 4.

Tell us what the answer is!!

Please---I and my flatmate (roommate) have been in front of PC
to get the answer for level 3 for more than one hour...

I don't know what it is.

ttp://www.sunnyspeed.com/puzzle/
We have been trying this brain game in English.
Just try. really tricky

I'm sorry, six. You don't need this.

I really can't get it. Am I nuts?

The person who made the puzzle is Chinese. Look.

http://www.sunnyspeed.com/?year=comm&theme=blue

I wonder if the answer has something to do with Chinese...

I don't think so....

Look at what else I found, though.

http://club.china.alibaba.com/forum/thread/view/73_20901362_.html

This joke was discussed on a Chinese forum.

"Chinese sites" are found

Hey where is the person who found the answer at the other thread?
Did he or she run away? Please tell us the answer, so that we can all try the level.

More.

http://www.englishforums.com/English/IAmSorry/bjmnw/Post.htm

A man, who never passed his English texts, had been working in a big company after graduated.
One day, some English-speaking businessmen came to visit the company. The leader had this man
keep them company. When entering the lift, the man came into collision with one of the businessmen.
The man said, “I am sorry.” The businessman said, “I am sorry, too.” When hearing “two”, the
man said without hesitation, “I am sorry three.” The businessman felt strange and asked,
“ What are you sorry for?” Then the poor man had to say, “ I am sorry five.”


Thank you. My friend told me in Chinese. I think it’s funny, so I translated it into English.

Did the person actually fing the answer? Or did he lied?

>>241
But I don't see what the joke has to do with the answer.

Yeah, I agree with you. I think it's more simple stuff.
Just tricky, like level 2.
I just kept reading the whole page again and again and again and again...

I wonder how many people actually tried this game
after I put the webpage on 2ch.
Does anyone get the answer? or already gave up?

This is level3. How to go to level4 ? - Microsoft Internet Explorer

Is this a clue? I noticed it as well.

I know where level four is. I found it without getting the answer.
Want the link?

Isn't its something like "by the lift"?
Cos usually you need to use a lift to go to the next level.
Also the explorer title says "how to go to level 4?"

Level 4



Haha, you got it!

What do you think of this?

000000
ff0000
ff0000 + 00ff00

Umm....I think I'm nearly there. Umm....

How to go to level4 ? - Microsoft Internet Explorer
You don't need this!

Oh my god... seriously I couldn't get it...
000000
ff0000
ff0000 + 00ff00
This is confusing for me too...

>>253
I think they are colors.

000000 is black.
ff0000 is red.
ff0000 + 00ff00 = ffff00, which is yellow.

This is level four.

http://www.sunnyspeed.com/puzzle/levelfour.php

Level



Wow, you are just halfway done! Then the next will be...

what do you take to the moon when the earth comes to an end?

I must give up now, it's nearly 11pm here!
I wonder whether I can sleep or not, I might think
about this in a dream...

>>257
Where do you live?

I'm a student at a uni in NZ.
I finally graduate this year and go home in Japan! Yupeee!

Oh. Good night.

I will still try the game tomorrow. See ya

Um, one more thing, just now my roommate said
"There isn't any answer for level 3.
You just need to change the address to
http://www.sunnyspeed.com/puzzle/levelfour.php"

Is it the answer after all?
Isn't there any answer for level 3?

>>259
Congratulations!
How's the feeling of going home?

>>

Possibly. I started looking for the URL (and found it) because I guessed
that "you don't need this" was a clue that meant not to use the answer
box and to use another way.

I got answer for level 4!
Hehehe, feel so good!

Let me promote a thread that is suitable now that "Ask THE American"
thread is over.

This is the URL.
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1151899355/l50

This thread was made way back in July by Merkin aka "Merkin the Big dick."

There are other threads where we can talk with foreigners including
stupid Americans so lets those threads busy, too.

>>265
What is it? Please tell me.

Think about a national flag which uses these.

>>265
Think of the color arrangement in a rectangle...

BLACK
RED
YELLOW

You will understand.

Thank you! I got it.

That "265" was me. LOL

What's next. What are these 6 points on the moon?

>>272
Google moon.

At the top, it says, "what do you say about D?" D is Apollo 15...

>>274
Don't be a spoiler. Give hints, not direct answers.

Sorry. orz

Is anyone on level 7 yet?

you don't have to go orz
kepp answers coming

what does orz mean?

You haven't been in 2ch for long, Eh?
Don't ask such a silly question here.
There are dictionaries which describes special words and jargons used
in 2ch, just find these webpages and study!

I'm on level 7

I'm on cloud nine.

I wanna be a lawyer.

ok guys i'm heading to bed it's late. anyways i hope we hear something when i wake up. night everyone

Hello, hong kong len!
Please criticize zhongguo government.
You could have at least some opinions on this.

猿箸社長、業務管理部、経営企画部、横浜エリアマネージャーへ
神奈川の望校のマンツー4ポイント校で大規模な先生生徒の宴会スタッフも?
しかもブログで曝しています。きもいながけこいさんと七季さんをはじめ神奈川なんで場外レッスンをブログに
公表するのですか。「pao808080」　日本語検索でぐぐればヒットしますよ。
対応してくれないと、苦情箱にいれますよ。初めて見るほど、比度いブログ。

2006年11月5日
７時半頃家に戻り、軽くシャワーをあびたあと隣駅の居酒屋へ・・・
今日は、Rの送別会でした。
行ってみると、１０人の予定が１５人くらいになっているではないですか。。。
レッスンで一緒になる苦手なメンバーやら私より１５歳は年下であろう子たちがいて、
「誰じゃぁ〜！！こんなにウザイメンバーを集めたのは！！！」と内心思っていたら張本人のRでした
おばさんは若い子と飲むと疲れます。。。
2006年11月08日
なんと１週間ぶりのＮＯＶＡ？
あれ。。。前回はいつＮＯＶＡに行ったっけ？
今日は２コマ受けました
１コマ目は私の苦手なタイプのメイトさん２名と一緒になり、意気消沈
しかし２コマ目はラッキーマンツーでし
た
まぁ〜。。。。濃かった。。。
「今日はテキスト使わないわよっ！！」と言われ。。。

I never saw a negro in my whole life! Am I missing something important because of it?

>>287
That's strange!
Where do you live?

negroes are dangerous! dont touch them!

>>288
I live in Tokyo!

>>289-290
You have too short ability to communicate with others.
bye!

NEET party should come into force!

Isn't this thread supposed to be thread number 71?

omeone created 70 named "68" after number 69, as they
got annoyed with it and the previous one perhaps, and so this should be number 71...

>>293
warota

okay the thread should be number 72

I like junior senior lol

I hope you like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNRw-nwGRjc&mode=related&search=

it did not load.

>>294
ワロタ

Hello, hong kong ren!
Please criticize zhongguo government.
You could have at least some opinions on this.

>>266
There's no need to be jealous of my penis size. Jealousy is ugly.

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tits! tits!
boobs! boobs!

ちょっと失礼します
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あ、ごめんなさい
☆★☆日本語→英語スレ　英訳PART 268☆★☆ってスレありました、
あっちで聞いてきます

lol

lmao

Anybody here?

Hello, anybody home?

I am here.

>>307
>lol
What does it mean?

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・IT系企業に勤める
・こいつの現住所は世田谷だと思われる。

・新宿のパブに良く行く
(ライオンビルとか、TSUTAYA、武蔵野会館の通り
にあるエレベーターであがるハブ)

・アルタ前でナンパ
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lmao

what do you mean by lmao?

thats a lame thing to ask

Can someone bring me up to speed on the rumor that Seibu is disapointed with the bids

lol is the sound of anal penetrating

no, no. john and me are just friend. nothing is going on between us. dont worry.
its true that he have been insisting having sex with me again and again reacently,
but, off course, i rejected all of it, because, you know, i know you and john
are going out. so how can i sleep with a guy who's girl friend is my best friend?
no, i can not. and he is not my type after all, aw, i mean, he is nice and all,
but i am just not the one for him. i think you two are perfect for each other.

At my age, you have to think before you act. Your energy isn't as
limitless as it once was when you're young. That's why I brush my
teeth, shave, and take a shower at the same time every morning.

I don't sit down to eat a breakfast anymore. I'm too old to spend
such energy so casually and foolishly. I grab some toast and a cup
of coffee and run out the door to my car. I eat and drink while on
my way to work.

I save a lot time and energy this way.

you are lying. You are neet.

>>315
lol = laugh out loud
lmao = laugh my ass off

dont listen to >>322 listen to >>318

I am japan's enemy number one!!! even the pm afraids of me. I am gojira!

>>320
Make sure you mix you shampoo and conditioner beforehand
so you can cut the time required for shampooing to half!

Hello, hong kong ren!
Please criticize zhongguo government.
You could have at least some opinions on this.

I'm tired of shikoshiko

>>324
Wow, I'm feeling scared to hear that

it is beautiful saturday! lets chat!

Ok, let's.
To start with, have you ever been unconscious in your lifetime?

well no. and you?

>>330
Are you planning to become an anesthesist?

>>331
Speaking of myself, it happens every night. which means
I'm uncouncious when I sleep.

Don't get angry.

>>332
Hell no. The anesthesist is one of the jobs that I detest the
most.

It's like killing someone to make him/her unconscious.

where are you from? japan or HK?

>>335
I'm from Japan. I'm 100% Japanese. Born and raised in Japan.

＞＞334
are you japanese?

>>336
Raised?
Then how come your English is so good? (Sorry, this must be a very
lame question for you.)

where in japan are you? are you student? I am a student, 20 years old.

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・新宿のパブに良く行く
(ライオンビルとか、TSUTAYA、武蔵野会館の通り
にあるエレベーターであがるハブ)

・アルタ前でナンパ
・大宮にナンパしに行く
・禿げ
・アジ専

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>>338
I think it's purely from effort(doryoku).
I listened, read, talked, and wrote English every day.
That's all.

>>341
That's very encouraging, thanx!

>>339
I'm a medical student in Kansai area.
I can't tell you any more about my identity.

>>341
how old are you?
i think you are old man and thats why you are good at english,
you know you just have lots of time to study english.

>>344
I'm in my twenties. Some of you may think I'm old enough...

Why don't you quit a NEET? you should find out neets are real losers asap on the contrary of your idea.

I am not a NEET, I am a student of prestigious university.

My second foreign language will be french. yeah, french.

A neet who gonna start studying French.
But you should quit a neet, it's priority than studying.lol

>>348
Do you like French Toast?

>>349
I am not a NEET. please read >>347
>>350
I am not so sure about it.

>>351
If you are not sure about French Toast, what makes you wanna study French?

>>352
I have interest in french culture!

>>353
That's what I thought, lol!

French with a capital F, please.

Fuck Yuo

Don't fuck me, please.

My cock is erecting!

Mid-term erection!

There are many neets here

I'm not neet.
I'm a part-time jobber.

how old are you?

I'm 35 years old.

noyb

>>363
lol
you are a loser?
have you ever been a cherry? or is your cock still covered with your skin?

I'm watching Bakushou problems on Fuji terevition network,
They are boring.
I could doze off any minute.

>>365
I've been a cherry. How could you figure that out?
My cock is always warm with foreskin embracing itself.

>>367
don't worry your future. someday a pretty girl gives you her virgin.
by the way, are you warehouse idiot?

Yeah, Bakuchou problems are boring duo comedians.

guitar warrior is the most funny comedian

>>368
I don't understand what your talking about.
What's whorehouse idiot?

>>371
oh, suspicious??????

What's Hinkaku in English?
Like, dignity? or honor?

warehouse idiot is the legend of english thread here.
he wull be a lolicon crimer.

Let's watch Fuji TV and do play-by-play !!

>>372
What? Are you crazy or something?
You are too coherent for any kind of decent communication.
You had better be aware of that all the time.

I dont want to end like warehouse idiot!

can you masturbate with Kyoko Sasaki? if you can, then you are a tough and professional onanniest

>>370
I prefer HG Ramon, Foh!

>>378
OK, let me try.
I'll get back on it.

I think Marina Watanabe should be Marina Nagura.
Cus she is married to Jun Nagura, a member of Neptune.

i wanna live such a great estate like this.

Sorimachi Nanako

Yuko Nakamura

Hamaguchi Yukorin. she is the worse slut betrayed her many fans.

Hey! Emma Watson guy isn't here, is he??
Emma is fucking beautiful!

Ah oh.. it's getting boring.

we are waiting for >>380 to come back with his result.

>>345
Are you in your twnties?

Wow. I've read your comments for some time and thought you were in
your forties or fifties. You seem like a borig man everybody doesn't want to be with.

>>389
that was mean!

do you have something that you can be proud of?

>>388
Oh, sorry. I forgot about it.
I jerked off of Tenkarin's photo album.
Why don't YOU try it??

>>389
Surely I don't talk in a particularly funny way or anything.
I don't talk much in daily life. So you won't find me interesting.
But some patients say I have some kind of healing power.
They say they feel like cured when I talk with them.

Is Youk here?
I want to talk with him!

I dont understand people who wants to be a doctors!

Ok you can call me a lolicon

lolicon

Lets study some finnish! it is important to know finnish language!

As for myself I dont plan to have any childrens! they are annoying shits

i got 400
lucky!

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
take this test and post some results! we'll see how fucked up you are.
I am especially like to see warehouse boy results!

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
Take this test and post your results! You will see how screwed up
I am. I am especially llike a homeless man.

I am always wondered what are on the homeless people minds?

I just shitted! I eased the tension

I do not think about girls now! they wont made me hot! All I think about is sucking dicks and
take dicks in my ass! Am I turning passive gay? i dont want such destiny for me! maybe I choose
wrong girls!

hey, everybody listen to me. why does the hair
grow in surroundings of the anus?

That's one tough question!

http://ime.nu/rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geuoP7IVZFZWIA9WpXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTE3dnQ0NmZkBGNvbG8DZQRsA1dTMQRwb3MDMgRzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANGNTYxXzEyNA--/SIG=12airf7qv/EXP=1163359099/**http%3a//pbskids.org/barney/children/music/happyand.html

While I can't say I'm terribly interested in most of the conversation
here, I'm pleased to say that I understand it all. Keep up the good work.

Which do you like better, tea with milk or tea with lemon?

Would you like some coffee or tea, or me?
....by flight attendant.

Ha?
What the heck…

me please
Is that a good taste ?

>>413
yeah, I'm a 6-ft-tall macho with a hairly chest, LOL!!!

American women love American 'macho' like you.
Unfortunately, you are Asian,huh?
Looks just creepy!

>>415
Actually, I resemble late Freddie Mercury from Queen.

>>415
Agreed. Asian machos are creepy.

Do you know Hara Taira san passed away?
I'll bet 3000 points on Hara san! RIP.

Hmm…, sounds interesting.
By the way, you live in the U.S?
I think Japanese women don't like macho except pussy.
You've been doing well?

>>419
You mean Hara Taira?
He is no macho, lol~~

humm...
apprently,They don't have a sense of humor at all

>>420
Shut up! Alcohol as good as killed Hara san, no doubt about it!

And Hilary Clinton says America and NK should hold a meeting, and
the democrats will help NK out from the condition it is in.

>>421
lol
ditto!

Kain Kosugi is a macho guy. He smiles gently and speaks Japanese
without fluency. That's attactive to most females!

I'd bet all the point I have on Hara Taira!

>>424
Yeah, Kane Kosugi is very well toned and his photobook sold very well
a few years ago.
I wonder his father, actor Sho Kosugi, is any famous in the US?

>>425
Yarase.
Hara & Takeshita could have known answers
before the programs were starting.

>>427
Oh, come on!
He has passed away and cannot make a counter argument.

>>427
Idiot.

You guys are pretty good at English, right?
Why don't you help them?
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1163089499/l50

>>430
No thanks. Dawdling here is more comfortable.

What kind of burger do you like best?

>>432
White Castle is the best!!!

Mosuburger is best.

>>433
What do you mean, White Castle? Is it tasty?

>>435
It's a burger chain in the US, mainly in the mid-west and east coast.
They are good!

I've never heard of "White Castle" here in California.
In-N-Out burger is considered the best here.

>>437
not Jack in the box?

>>438
No.

>>437
I've just checked their web page, and boy, their color combination
is exactly the same as McDonald's!
Is it some kind of a parody?

>>440
No, it's completely real, and popular... I wouldn't say the color combination is
exactly the same either. They use mostly red and white, and McDonald's
uses mostly red and yellow.

>>437
I've never heard of In-N-Out-burger though I've lived in California.
Where?

>>442
Their web page will tell you.

>>442
Did you live in SoCal? I don't know if they exist in NorCal.
If you did, I'm surprised. Everyone knows about it.

>>436
Sadly, White Burger doesn't do business in Japan. Macdonald's is
no doubt very famous and popular here, though.

>>437
And In-N-Out doesn't either.

I just remembered that Burger King stopped business here maybe 3 or 4 years ago.
It the chain famous in America?

Jucy meat, fresh vegetables like tomato or lettace and soft buns are the key
to tasty burgers.

>>445
Yes. Burger King exists throughout the US, I believe, but it's not
quite as popular as McDonald's.

In that case, ketsuge burger must be really good.

>>446
Are you Hirano Remi?

>>449
Yes, I am. How could you know it's me?
























Just a lie. A very white one.

>>450
White Castle?

>>451
A white lie is a lie that doesn't cause any harm.

>>452
hehe~~

school girlはどうしたかなあ。

k-tanと遊んでるよ。

>>454
She must be playing with her pink nipples pinched.

>>456
by k-tan?

King Kai is funny and weird.

>>458
The Dragonball Z character?

>>459
Yeah. I don't understand why he could develop the most powerful
techniques, genki dama and kaioh ken.

>>460
Well, he's been living for a long time, so presumably he's had a lot of time
to be working on techniques, right? If Master Roshi could develop the Kamehameha technique
in just 50 years, then surely King Kai could invent even more powerful ones in thousands in years of time.

Oops, made a typo...
×thousands in years
○thousands of years

>>461
That makes sense. But Master Roshi can use Kamehameha himself, while
King Kai just had a theory. Do you remember the blue-faced guy said in his
head that he couldn't master Kaioh Ken himself?

>>463
Actually, I didn't know that. I haven't watched it in a while. Maybe
Kamehameha is just a much simpler technique. Many characters seem to be
able to use it while I don't think any other than Goku can use Kaioh Ken.
So even with that extra time, maybe it was simply too hard for him.

Another typo...
×any
○anyone

>>464
Yep, Kamehameha is the most frequently and commonly used technique.
Even the weakling Yamucha can use it.

Never underestimate what Yamucha can do.
You could suffer the consequence of your unimformed thought on Yamucha.

PafuPafu is the word that I was most impressed by dragon ball when I was a child

We are not interested in what you were most impressed. Thank you.

Shut your mouth up! My cock is erecting! you should calm my cock down!

What are you goin' to eat this dinner?

my sausage is going to burst white fluid, i want >>469 to swallow it.

>>471
Im gonna eat rice and salt.
Please take my comments with a grain of salt.

>>573
uhawwwwokwwwww

What a poor person!

I may be poor. But I love the rice and salt combination.

Even if you like it,please care of your health

would you please taste My penis? it may smell salty.

>>479
you are a neet.lol lol lol lol lol

I think the combination of rice and say sauce is better.

Even if you can become to speak english,
you wouldn't earn so much money.

Why do you study english?
Time to study english can betray you!

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English is the de facto universal language.
So, naturally it enables me to communicate with lots of people
and watch lots of movies or TV programs, or use
lots of internet websites, or anything.
Lots of people use English. Why not riding on the English bandowagon!
It's fun!

>>482
You just say that speaking english is not special ability.
Many many people can speak english.
Why do you study english?

I learn english because I want to meet american gay people and suck their long, strong dicks!
I also like to have their dicks in my shiny yellow ass! I am pig for american dick!
just give me more long american dicks to suck! I will do it for free! I like when a guy do cumshot
on my asian face! it is so exciting

>>483
Why does it has to be a special ability?

>>483
it is not special.
As you know, only to speak english is almost useless in recent societies.

>>483
If you cannot find a reason to study English, then you can just treat
it as one of the subjects you learn at school, and forget about it
when you graduate.

Admit it. you're all alone.

Many people in this thread are sure to
have been aware of no meanings to study english.

Why do you have to always be about monetary gain??
I don't get it.
No money, No meanings? huh?
It's fun! What's wromg with that?

I study english because I will go to New York next summer! I plan to live there for
2 months! I hope I will improve my english a lot too

>>491
Wow taht's great!!
You go to Yankee studiam??
Say hello to Jeter and Matsui for me!!

I will also go to New York every day.
that means 毎日入浴に行く。
sorry for my oyaji gaguuuuuu

There’s something beneath my chest since I read Dazai Osamu.

>>482
I wonder if it's Suguri Fumie's AA?

You don't have to wonder things like that.
It's waste of time.

Suguri Fumie seems quite pleading.

Everyone is touched by her graceful performance, yes.

Where are you guys from?

I hate people who ask questions without revealing their own answer.

I'm so sorry...
I'm from Chiba.

Kimchi
(North America) a Korean, from the spicy pickled Korean cabbage, known for its strong odor.

>>502
What's for Japanese, then?
Sushi, Natto, Tofu.........?

Jap for japanese people!
or Nip woulc be Ok, too.

>>504
Is "yankee" equivalent for Americans?

How long have you been a Neet? for 5 years?

Hello everyone,

What nation governs Korea district, Japan, China or Russia?

Scholars such as Samuel E. Martin, John Whitman and Barbara E. Riley
have proposed that Japanese is a relative of Korean.
This theory is partly based on the high degree of similarity between modern Japanese and
modern Korean grammar, and supported by numerous non-trivial Japanese-Korean cognates that show regular
correspondences. The idea of a Japanese-Korean relationship is often subsumed into the Altaic theory,
though not all versions of Altaic theory incorporate Korean.

>>508
What's your theory?

Japan and Korea are in the scope of chinese culture.
Consequently, Korea district is separated and owned by Japan and China.

>>510
It seems to be that you haven't read the book of Clash of civilization written by Samuel Hangtinton

The Imperialist Americans and their mean behavior
have left us without food again, in spite of Great
Leader's heroic efforts. Only one thing left to do.
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this is very funny lyric I found. it is HK indie band:
I wanna watch some AV and you got plenty.
I’m so dry, I’m so dry, I ‘m so dry.
I enjoy watching girls and boys in uniforms.
Send them to me, oh Iris, send them to me.
I don’t know any others who has plenty of AV, please send those good AV to me.
I don’t know how to download good AV like yours.
I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know.
You know I like those AV telling no story, only you, only you, you know me.
I don’t know any others who has plenty of AV, please send those good AV to me.

>>505
Americans (save for a very few in the northeast) do not refer to
themselves as Yankees; the rest of the world uses the term, however.

>>514
Just to add, being from the south, I like to joke around with my
non-southern friends and call them yankees.

I want to be an interpreterer of Daisuke Matsuzaka.
It's OK for me that my salary is 20 million yen plus home, elecricity and gus.

You bunch of NEETs might wank with his wife. she has big boobs

Linda ate Mike's "Banana".
Can you guess
what this means!?

banana is a metaphor of cock or penis.

That's right!!

>>520
are you a master of masturbation?

Always 2ch seems to be fecked up

Japanese　should apologize to Korean for rape during WW2

A LONG TIME AGO IS MERE THE LONG TIME AGO.

>>523
I really agree with you!
How a nice opinion you have

Notice!
Korean was and is owned by great Japan.
Holes of Korean women were pleased to accept Japanese at that time.

In the world war 2nd, korean women knew women's joy by japanese technique.
They never forget the technique cos korean men have no technique.
They all hope that great orgasm once again in their lives.
That's why they shout repeatedly.

hola ! que tal ?
soy mui bien .

de donde eres ?

しかーし。。。2コマ目で一緒になった若い女の子のこと嫌いなんです
私がNOVAを始めた当時（７A)彼女はすでにL4でした。
しかーし、、、私が追いついた→さらに追い越したことが気に食わないらしくやたらつっかかってくるし、挨拶もロクにしないのです
ま、今日はマジで私も頭にきたので次回からは思い知らせてやるべく叩きのめしてやろうと思います（笑）
思えば、この負けず嫌いの性格によってこんなに早くレベルアップしてきた気がします。。。
とはいえ大人なので（笑）感情的にはならず、ひっそりとそしてジワジワと反撃です

明日はNOVAを辞めた先生と呑みに行って来ます
何時間もお話できるか不安・・・

pao808080 ぱお
イヤイヤ始めた英会話。。。
なのに。。すっかりはまっています♪
２００５年１０月７Ａからスタート！
２００６年８月Ｌ３になりました。

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>>530
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Rape of Nankin is too terrible!!

I am a NEET! I'm the King of NEETs!

I may as well commit suicide as to be neets!!!

>>531
Note!
It happened by Korean men.
Japanese killed all barbarian Korean.
Once Korean see a hole, they insert it, even if it is a hole of a pig.

Yukorin

Korean is so gentle that Janese women really love them, We know.

houkei bokujyou!

Indeed, korea is a state of china on a chinese map.

In fact, near korean state, there is a state
where most residents are occupied by korean.

A half of all korean live in china.

I wish Japan were a part of Korea.

包茎　包茎　包茎　包茎　包茎

>>540
Since jap prime minister has been supported by Toitsu Kyokai,
Abe who is a right wing and love war bocome prime minister.
Korean is the most smart people in the world.

>>542
Is No Muhyon smart?
www

Deucheland has united long years ago,
but foolish koreas are still under control of Japan and China.

No's policy, Taiyo Seisaku, allowed NK to conduct a nuke test.
All Korean have no head.

if Korean govern japan, japan will be happy.

Korea should thank to Japan.
If Japan used not to control Korea,
Korea could have been a part of China or Russia.

Hello. I am student of University of Tokyo. My university is the most prestigious university
in japan. But no, please dont think that I am genius or hardworker. I actually should be in some F-ranked University.
But my parents are rich. they say to me one day "you will be studing in University of Tokyo" I said "Oh well that' cool"
that is how I entered University of Tokyo.

fucking kike!!!!

toitsukyokai doesn't have a power which control government
in japan.
even if true,they are just one of the supporters.

toitsukyokai is also financing republicans.but the jews are playing
more important role both in democrats and republicans.

nomuhyon has an ugly,funny face.
he had a cosmetic surgery.
he made a excuse ,saying that he did it for a practical problem.
but the truth is that he doesn't like a single-edged eyelid,
flat face.

native speakers with specific names have gone from this thread?

You think I'm gonna sit here and smile while some fuckin' kike tries to fuck my mother?

i know "third person singular "and "A gets AN before a vowel"

but i made a couple of mistakes.
i japanese forgets these rules unless i do it consciously.

japs are screwed up! it is becyz of their education system

The kikes have a privilege to rape your mother.

Remember:They are god-chosen people.

i japanese forgets..... LOL i'm insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking Fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>547
So do you like your university life?
It should be enjoyable.

>>558
When I was young I'd listen to the radio waiting for my favorite songs.

but today youngsters can easily download mp3 from the Net. No need to wait.

Yeserday once more.

you still listen to radio? hmm I dont have such habit. Now I have mp3s and podcasts

Yesterday once more

last year I visited HongKong. IT was great

When I was young I'd listen to the radio waiting for my favorite songs.
When they played I'd sing along it made me smile.
Those were such happy times and not so long ago how I wondered where they'd gone.
But they're back again just like a long lost friend.
All the songs I loved so well.

Every sha-la-la-la Every wo-wo-wo still shines.
Every shing-a-ling-a-ling that they’re starting to sing’s so fine
When they get to the part, where he’s breakin’ her heart.
It can really make me cry just like before.
It’s yesterday once more.

Fake Bossa Nova

Just when I think I am in control I fall apart again

I listen to NPR (National Public Radio) sometimes, for their talk shows.

X

i can lick my dick and my ass hole.
ain't i great?

>>570
Suicide is your fate. Answer destiny and enter the Great Beyond.
Pass from the Living World without regret knowing you were only
fulfilling your life's calling... to die at your own hands.

Farewell, my friend.

>>571
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6GZi0jIU-E

>>569
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Hello, everyone! I am a middle-aged lolicon man.

>>574
Hello, so am I. What a coincidence!
Are you happened to be Neet in any way? Because I am, LOL

>>575
I love many child idols. That's all thanks.

>>576
You SHOULD be dead by the hotseat for children.

>>577
What are you talkking about??
Whats ' the hotseat for childrean"?
Are you high?

child idols have purer hearts than adult women! women choose men for money or handsome.
I want to marry child idols as many as possible. polygamy s the nicest system for me.

>>578
I guess..
>>577 means
You should die for children by hot seat.

I don't know why.

>>579
I heard heaven is like that.
If you die for the cause of Muslim, you can have your dreams come true.
I highly recommend you do that by bombin yourself to pieces in public place.

the older girls grow, the more cloud their hearts

what's a hot seat? Is it some device that can electrocute people?

What are child idols? You can't mean teenage idols. They certainly
aren't very pure looking here in the West...

>>583
電気椅子

>>584
Guess they are tween girls.

Hey someone here is dumb enough to not know u-15 idols !!
What a moron!!

>>587
Sorry. People in the west aren't as perverted as your society.
Again, I apologise. When in Rome, I guess...

I don't have an interest in them, though. But why are you haunted
with that young a girl?

what is the center of the world?

>>588
Do as the Japanese do and love child idols, moron!!

>>589
Because it's so obvious why they're popular. Children do not
idolise other children. Only older men idolise children, because
they see purity and innocence in them. They feel as if they have been
robbed of their own innocence, because they are older, or had an
unfulfilling childhood. Thus, by obsessing over young girls who are
made to symbolise and purity, they feel they are gaining back some of the
innocence they lost.
But they are men, and must fulfill their adult needs. That's how you get
lolicon :)!

Yukorin is under 15?

You guys like Japanese teen girls??
They look just a child.
What a perert!

>>594
I agree.
They don't have glamourous legs or hip or bonbon...
In addition, they are ugly.

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　　　　　　　l ヽ 　 !ヽ＿＿//＾ヽ! ￣｀ ﾉ/iヽ /　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　＼__!　`ー--／!　 ＼ヽ--'/├'/　　　　＜　スカっとせんヴォケどもがオナっとるの〜。
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ロリコンは日本の恥だから死ねばいいのに
ロリコンは日本の恥だから死ねばいいのに
ロリコンは日本の恥だから死ねばいいのに

>>593
Yukorin is under Hamaguchi's naked body with his penis inside her pussy.

>>595
Are you saying Japanese children are generally uglier than western ones?
Give me a break, racist moron!!

Don't worry, as it was once said in a movie
"Pornography is a matter of geography"
If there is demand for it in Japan, why not?

>>599
当たり前じゃん
子供だけ見ても日本人の可愛げのない糞ガキに比べ、メキシカンや白人の子供のかわいい事！
店で騒いでても笑顔になっちゃう
純東アジア人のガキなんか蹴っ飛ばしたくなるのにねｗｗ

白人の中高生にもなると日本の大人よりも色気でてくるし

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Like many with pale skin and red hair, O'Brien has an abundance of freckles, but they are not usually visible on television.

Shut up! shiut!!!!!!!!!" Be quiet!
It's your fault that I am a neet!

I think Asian kids are also cute. lolz~~ @_@

BTW, Matsuzaka is on the verge of being a very rich man.

He's smile is relli adorable. His wife speaks very good English.
So she may help him a lot for the life in U.S. lolz~~

>>605
>BTW, Matsuzaka is on the verge of being a very rich man.

He's already been a rich man before making a deal with a club in
Major league.

Yeah. Her wife is said to be fluent in English but I've never heard
her speaking English. She has big boobs, too. Yummy

>>588
The hell? What 'West' are YOU living in? Just 'cause we aren't as
open about ourselves doesn't mean we aren't as perverted.

あぼーん

>>606
lolz~~Yeah, Matsuzaka-kun's wife is very pretty...uh...and big ...?
Not sure about that lolz~~He's rich already? Then I have to
ask him to lend some money for my Miyavi-kun. He is now prolly
in LA. lolz~~x.x

>>609
He is rich because I gave him much money.
I'll give Miyabi-kun some money, too. Don't worry.
Being NEET earn me tons of money.

heyhey
A huge earthquake's just hit just off the coast of Hokkaido!!
Hokkaido is gonna sink!!
Huge tsunami is coming!!

REALLY? OMG!!! I have a friend in Hokkaido! 0_0"

>>610
How come? how can you make money? @_@??

No, it was a white lie.
I wanted to make things sexed up in this thread.
Thank you very much.

>>612
My father's pension.

>>614
Can you use it up?

I can do it before breakfast.

>>614
After I give Matsuzaka 500million yen a year, the rest is spent
for bills in daily life.

>>611
Take lots of photos for us :)

>>611
This joke is not funny at all.
I used to be there and I loved that place.

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 70
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1163600803/

i can lick my dick and my ass hole.
ain't i great?

>>588 >>607
Westerners are often perverted in different ways. From what I've seen,
there's less lolicon, more physical fixation - although there's plenty
of "barely legal!" porn sites out there. (Me, I like the weirdness that
掘骨砕三 or 町野変丸 create; their sorts of themes are generally not
found in the West.)

>>622
I suppose. I guess some things a lot of Americans might be interested
in and things a lot of Japanese might be interested in would be different,
but seem odd to one or the other only...

Japanese seem to have more obbsessions with younger people, but then
it's also not as frowned upon there as it is here. I bet
there's a significant amount of Americans who'd actually enjoy
lolicon and teenagers if it were legal and more accepted.

you have famous american porn series "barely legal".
that shows how lolicon americans are.

>>623
That's what I've thought. I guess there's religious reasons
too that Americans find lolicon and love for teenagers unacceptable.
It's just my imagination, but I think that it can actually happen
also in reality, not only in some people's dreams in the US.
e.g. Raping kids in a family. This is not the case with Japan.

'teen' is the most populer theme for american porn.

i think christian ethics has something to do with american
pretentious ethic.
you have a lot more homosexual and a lot more
pervert lolicon in reality.

Japanese people also don't show there preference towwards the lolicon porn in public or even among friends!
Here is 2ch! You can express things you normally don't show.
Some are just pretending loving child porn because it's ridiculous!!

Japan is no more hentai a country than any other.
America has a congressman who enjoy fucking teen boys who serves him over the internet
What could top that!!

I am a lolicon.
Bush is neo-con.
I think it's a little difference between him and me.

Bush is not a neo-con. He is dumb.

I want to build a political party for NEETs, losers, nerds, hentai, and freeters.
I think this party could get one-tenth seats of both parliaments.

bush is not a neocon.
neocon is the jews who converted from leftwing communists to
superficial conservatives.
they are just a zionist,war monger.

why did they change their political ideology?

Bush is definitely a neocon.

Also, America is much more religious than is obvious; among First World
European countries, only Ireland has a larger percentage of people who
say they regularly go to church, etc. Add in Christianity's obssession
with sex (and saying it's bad, evil, and Not Allowed), and that should
explain some things.

so how does hating sex come with the neocon ideology

Christian right is not a neothing.
Neocon' neo imply converts who change their belief from
left wing liberals to conservatives
And most of them are jews.For example,neocon's ideologues,
Richard Perle ,Bill Crystal,　are all jews.

Evangelicals accout for the most of christian right.
. It is also true that american christian right favor jews and
israel.They think jews are god-chosen people and israel is the
land of promise.
They are called christian zionist.

>>635
I think hating sex is a conservative ideology for devouted christian.

No wonder Jews are hated all around the world.
They are the cancer of the world.

Ｉ　ｔｈink christian fundamentalists support the neokon doctorin
because they think jews are gonna all dead and Christ are gonna come back someday.
To prepare for the day, they support to invade the middle eas and secure the holy ground or somethingt.
That's what I heard somewhere I don't remember.

cock taste like lemon icecream on a hot day

Someone, please tell me!!
What is the difference between
"I'll never do it." and "I'li not do it."

I know I'm selfish, but please answer in JAPANESE or simple English!!

I'li→I'll

Please tell me you smart guys!!

The poll shows that the popularity rate of Prime Minister Abe was
down from 63 percent to about 50 as a whole. What a bit more detailed
analysis tells us is, a lot of males in their 20's to 40's
think the minister doesn't try to make himself clear, so
he's not popular among them. In the meanwhile, however, more than
50 percent of the females over 50 are supportive of Abe Shinzo
because he looks nice and young.

What I don't understand is why older generations don't take it
seriously that they will lead a hard life because of Abe's policy.
He's made a choice of milking Japanese citizens - social benefits
and tax policy and all things which older generations need more than
younger generations do - and still the biggest supporters are
elderly people. Don't judge the book by its cover, please.

>>641
まず、I'll not という言い方はしない。I won't にするか、I will notにするか
どちらか。

それを踏まえて、"I'll never do it." と "I won't do it."の違いだけど、
neverで否定する方が、notで否定するより、強い否定になると思う。
日本語だと、「決してしません。」と、ただ「しません。」の違いがあると思う。
以上が、受験英語で習った知識だけど、ネイティブにも下手な英語で聞いてみよう。

>>640 asked the differences between "I'll never do it." and "I'll not do it."
My answer in Japanese above is "I'll not do it." is wrong. It should be
"I won't do it." or "I will not do it."

Then what's the differences between "I'll never do it." and "I won't do it."?
My answer above is "never" means stronger negative than "not."
That's my answer to >>640.

What do you think? He and I need answers from native English speakers.
Thanks.

Prime Minister Abe will do whatever it takes to make his political
orientations realised.
I must tell you what happened in the general election last year in the
first place. The former minister Koizumi ousted lots of LDP members (now they are free agents)
and won the election big time. Koizumi did anything to achieve
his political goal.
And now Abe and his followers are making deals with the ousted
memebers and try to get them back, which action obviously betrays
the voters' trusts.

The biggest reason why he's active behind the scene is an election
which is going to be held next year. Most of the ousted politicians
and statesmen (there were some) still have a great number of votes
they can count. So Abe definitely needs them back. But what he's
doing is not acceptable.

I heard about an anecdote about former Prime Minister Koizumi.
Believe it or not, he said he was lucky when NK's missile experiments were conducted
this summer. Everytime he began to lose his popularity because of his
bad politics, North Korea did agitate Japan. And Koizumi got his popurarity
back! What a shame. He used NK's threats to make longer his administration!
And Abe seems to follow Koizumi's footsteps. He's also used NK.

Abe Shinzo, the cute-masked energetic hawkish politician, doesn't
have what it takes to be a great minister. He loves to pose.
Yesterday, he passed a controversial bill of education. He's
been waving a flag on which written was: the Beautiful Japan.
As you know, he's never mentioned what is beautiful - it depends
on people how "beautiful" a thing is and what is beautiful.
Well, make Japan as beautiful as you wish, Abe, and see what'll happen!

Hahaha, I don't think what Abe is doing is beautiful, by the way. lol

Daisuke Matuzaka, known as D.Mat in English, flied to America
to get in contact with his agent before making a contract with
Boston Red Sox. The baseball team is sort of famous in Japan as well,
even now, but from now on, the team will catch more attention from Japanese people.
Do you think D.Mat will be successful in MLB like he did in NPB?

>>647
Absolutely. The government is managing fake "Town Meeting".
For those who's not in the know, TM is supposed to be a meeting
where people exchange their opinions freely but it came to light
that the govenment has made a setup. In other words, the government
intervened and paid some people to ask favorable questions in the place.
TM is useless.

>>648
I saw it on the news, so he's already becoming famous here.

>>650
I don't think Red Sox really pays big money for him like this.
Their goal was to get in the way of NY yankees.

Posting System is a crap.

Which is more popular in America, Red Sox or Yankees?

Some American commentaters pointed out in the news yesterday that
Japanese professional baseball league is finally intergrated
into MLB as a subordinate organization. In fact, the best players
here have moved to America. Hideki Matsui, Ichiro, Sasaki...

D. Mat? Wow, sounds like a joke. Then why didn't they call
Hideki Matsui H. Mat? lol

Breaking News! Fujiwara Norika decided on marrying a commedian!!

The problem is, when will they get devorced. lol

Speaking of Fujiwara, Death Note, which Tatsuya Fujiwara starred, is
planned to be made by Hollywood. I don't understand why Hollywood wants to remake J-movies. Why
aren't they satisfied with subbed or dubbed versions?

Mat is mad.

D. Mat will fail to live up to Bostonian's expectations.

>>658
Because the majority of American moviegoers think that no one can be cool if they
don't look like them.

Bostonian don't want to expect too much from D.Mat.

Boston did a stupid thing.
Matsuzaka never deserves that kind of money.
Personally Igawa is potentially much better pitcher than Matsuzaka.
He slacked off past couple of years becaseu he was busy whining about not being able to play in the major leagues
Now taht he actually can, he is bound to be step up and regain the form he is in 2001-2003, which was unworldly good.

Matsuzaka>>>>>>>>>>>Igawa=Kazu.Ishii

>>664
That's wrong.

>>665
That's right.

>>66
That's left.

A lot of Japs should apologize to Korean for the rape of korean women during WW2

Matsuzaka has achieved better results than Igawa.
That's all.

>>638
The poll shows that the majority of evangelicals have friendly sentiments
toward jewish people and Israel.

>>668
Our generation is nothing to do with that.
And that was "manifest destiny".
We needn't apologize to Korean.

Truth is the folloing.
Korean women was pleased to rape Japanese for getting money.
japanese would have resisted to them, but couldn't escape from them.

Korean women asked Japanese for their technique every night at that time.
That's why Japan defeated.

Raping is a national passtime for korean.
They boast about high raping rate next to south africa.

Far-left japanese activist made up a story for juguniannhu(comfort women
in the battle-field.Some prefer the mistaken usage of sexslave on purpose.

That made-up stories were refuted completely by japanese historian
Hata.

Asahinewspaper(anti-japanese far left newspaper)owes much to
the defemation of Japan

the Japanese are a bunch of spineless people who are not brave enough to face the fact and take the responsibility.

>>676
you're right.The Japanse are very afraid of abusefu korean
and far-left propaganda.
The japanese tend to retreat to safe ground.
But i'm not.

Korea is the ideal land for nazi propaganda minister
joseph goebbels.
When it offends japanese,that is a good thing.
When it feels good for korean,that is good.
it doesn't matter whether it's right or wrong.

i should say'it doesn't matter whether it's
true or not'

PS3 is very fun!
You should get it!
My favorite launch title is Miyazato 3 siblings Golf !!

>>680 is a
sony operative.

>>680
Even the hardware failure screws up the gameplay, right?

What are you talking about?
What hardware failure?
There is absolutely no such things with mine so far.

dont lie to me.

how are you doing NEET? I am fine thanks! job is for losers only

NEET is modern aristocrat

i'm a neat neet.hahahahaha

neet has also a sense of decent humour .

we are modern vaudevillian,making people laugh while we doing nothing.
you can get feeling of happiness for our free service.

I want to meet NEET girl. are such girls exist?

i think many exist.
but you shouldn't expect much.
they are probably below average looking.

I am beautiful and well educated. I want to be a keptman. I want to find rich women
and lives off her. I think it's a great idea how to be succesful.

kept man? like this?
http://lyrics.duble.com/lyrics/M/marc-almond-lyrics/marc-almond-kept-boy-lyrics.htm

>>692
yeah yeah. but not that cynical. I want to be kept man, but I want to love my women.
I actually know one man who married rich women. he lives in Paris right now.

and also I want to add that I likes to being dominated. lol

Does girls like submissive guys?

jeffrey dahmer loves submissive guys:dead men.

>>693
but is she a old woman?
do you expect an inheritance after her death?

getting wealth and beatuy at the same time is too convenient.
you could get either of which usually.

>>694
you wanna "your face pressed under her ass?"
just like japanese proverbs says"尻に敷かれる”

>>698
no not that. I like when women controls my mind, its actually hard to explain...
I prefer ordinary sex. no SM

I think it is called BDSM(dont misunderstand it with just SM)
the greatest form ol love that humanity ever seen.

>>680
I should've camped outside the electronics shop, bought it,
and sold it on eBay for $3000.






Because PS3 sucks and I could buy a new computer and a Wii with that much money.

hyf270 is just another NIGGER!

>>702
I'm white.

I am white pretty fucking white

>>703
so you are michael jackson.

i saw on the tv. many spics and niggers waiting in the line for playstation3.
how can they afford playstation3?
money they stealed or welfaremoney?

>>705
Micheal Jackson is what happens when kids aren't allowed to be kids,
and when crazy people are given way too much cash.

I don't think so
Michael Jackson is Michael Jackson!
He is way too special to generalize in any sensible way!

Don't bash PS3 for the sake of bashing.

I've been wondering why black people are not very good at swimming even though
they are athletically gifted in general.

>>710
They have less fat than whites and asians.they tend to sink
below the water.

>>707
But he is a genius.

Blacks dirty the water, so whites keep them away.
That's why they are not good at swimming.

I'd like to know how many of the people commenting about Jews or Blacks
have interacted with them. I suspect the answer is "none", and it's the
infamous Japanese racism at work again.

>>713
just a infection of white racism.
just joking.
whites discriminate others daily.most of them
think at bottom and speak ill of others within the fold of them.

some of them use niggers and spics and
brown and so on vocally.

you can hear on the internetradio or youtube.

a tv weatherman(not a neonazi,respecatable vocation)
said "martin luther coon's day "and got fired.
hahahahaha.
i'm just watching moron white peoples and laugh.

It's not like other races aren't racist against whites.
I had an English teacher who was half-Italian half-Cuban, and looked white
who was picked on when she went to school because of her whiteness.
She went to an school with almost no whites in downtown LA.
That's just one example.

Blacks dirty everything, so whites keep them away.
That's why they are not good at anything.

It is true. Blacks do dirty everything. The reason that their skin is so dark is because it is filthy!

It's not nesesarrily about race.
A girl was picked on in school because she was short, and she killed herself several days ago in Japan.
It's being different that makes a difference.
You are expected to be the same in Japan.

>>718
Well, assuming you're talking to me (>>715), this happened in LA,
which is in the United States. In American schools, you are also
expected to be the same. Maybe not to the same extent as in Japan,
though. Boys are sometimes picked for being short in American schools,
but I don't think girls usually are. I remember that when I was in
junior high school, there was a short boy who everyone would call
"rat boy" because of his shortness and the fact that people thought
he looked like a rat. And there was a boy who was called "sunshine"
(because of his blond hair, I think), who was also short. People
would sometimes beat him up and throw things at him.

You can avoid being "the same" by excelling in one skill, be it
sports, studies, etc. even in Japan.
Only those who "think" they are different but not making the effort
required to be truly different end up being another brick in the wall.

Please tell me if Goto Maki is surgically improved.
She looks different than she used to be, especially her eyes now
doesn't seem belong to her. What happened?

Japs do terrible things for the past.
All of the Japs should continue to apologize to Korean for the rape&killing many people.

>>722
After you, lol

>>722
So do I

>>722
Oh please...
Every country has done something terrible.
The Japanese should *acknowledge* the rape and killings, but why should
they apologise? Every invading army has promoted prostitution and rape.
Rape is not a problem caused by the Japanese. It's a problem caused by war.

>>722
That's right.

All things come from Korea.
Thank you.

>>727
I don't.

Amazingly enough, the American army behaved well in Japan after
the end of the world war II. My grandma told me at that time
she was very afraid they would start raping Japanese girls or
insulting Japanese people but actually they treated the Japanese
quite well.
They opened a door for her or helped her put her bags on the
baggage rack...

>>728
Why Can't you admit !!

>>729
That's because the war was over. When wars are still going on, there
is little thought about civilians. Nations just want to win.
After the war, people will scrutinise their actions.
Besides, the Americans joined the war late. They only come in when
they know they're gonna win. Europe was in ruins by then, and I heard
the Russians were raping many women when they invaded Berlin.
But I like Russian girls, so I don't care :)

>>730
My television is Japanese. It's much sexier than a Korean television would be.

Hi good evening everyone!

Yeah, Russian girls are very pretty, aren't they?
I heard someone say they sometimes come to night clubs in Roppongi.
The rumor says that some of them are doing prostitution in Japan.
I don't know it for sure what they do in Japan.

>>733
yon had better not come here.
good-bye.

I am looking for man. Does anyone want to marry Lubosuka?

>>736
No

I like Piroshki.

>>731
code of conduct followed by the US force demoralized .

>>737
ARE YOU GIRL WHO IS TRYING TO STEAL MY MEN? I AM RUSSIAN GIRL AND I AM LOOKING FOR JAPANESE MAN.
DO NOT GET IN MY WAY, BITCH!

>>740
Yes, that's right. I'm a girl. And I'm trying to get in your way and steal your men.
All of them.

I like Matryoshka dolls.

>>741
Are you one of the Russian duo who came to Japan but went home
without performing?
(I don't even remember the name of the duo, sorry!)

>>743
Wait... Are we supposed to tell the truth here? Cause I only said
that to piss off that stupid woman...

Shall we talk about the greatest nation, that is, united Korea

>>745
I looked for United Korea on a map, but it wasn't there.
I think you mean "Korea under Japanese Rule"
Or was it "Korea under Chinese Rule"
If it's so great, how come it has been invaded so many times in its
history?

Korea ruled Japan during WW2.
it is exciting for japs to be ruled by Korean because Korean people love peace and give them to develop jap's civilization

>>747
They love peace? Is Kim Jong-Il not Korean then?

And last I heard about Koreans developing technology, I heard they
hired people from the West to teach them how to use and manufacture
the technology.

>>744
This is 2ch. There are truth and bullshits mixing up.
Try using Wikipedia or Google for the truth.

I use the google.
I love the google map.

Gugurekasu

Chinkasu

Koreans are aryans in asia.
It is matter of course japs get on their knees and ruled by mighty
noble koreans. social Darwinism　is still alive and applicable.

>>721
The Most dramatic change in goto maki is her bigger breast.

>>753 ----> >>752

欧米か？

I look up to our forefather koreans.
What can I do for you,sir mighty koreans?

Korea is fatherland.I should say brother land?
Daisaku Ikeda Sensei says korea is 兄の国。

>>755
How the fuck would you know?

Paul Michaut, a French physician writing in 1893, described Korea as a country where
"[p]ederasty is general, it is part of the mores; it is practiced publicly, in the street,
without the least reprobation." He associated its prevalence with that of syphilis which
was likewise general: "[T]he non-contaminated subjects are the exception." (Proschan,
Frank "Syphilis, Opiomania, and Pederasty": Colonial Constructions of Vietnamese
(and French) Social Diseases" Journal of the History of Sexuality ― Volume 11,
Number 4, October 2002, pp. 610–636)

hello

Who would believe what a French says? LOL

my skin tends to be dry
what can i do to treat it

Fucking me!

french race is superior to every other races. trust me.

>>763
fucking you? you mean that somebody is fucking your pooper?

>>761
English wrote the same thing.

>>764
French are the mistures of Mediterraneans,germans,and celtics.
the Influence of Mediterraneans is dominat.
They are inferior as a race.
They are not racially unified as Great Korea.
not pure.

>>764
The Russian are the true master race.
Guys are tough as shit, both physicaly and mentally,
girls are hot, and their leader is Putin.
Now what makes French people better than the Russian?
I heard that the average size of their penis is the biggest in the world
but thats about it. I'm sure russain guys are huge too.
Are you french?

On top of that ,French is now in the grip of racial
mixing with muslims,niggers and cultural disaster.

No wonder national socialist Le Pen rises up.

Le Pen was the chance for french people to survive, but because of the their stupidity
they lost their last chance. I pity them. he was such glorius leader.

I agree.Russians know discipline.Look how they march!
Brisk,mechanical movements.

They are excellenet as individuals.But when they get together,
nobody can beat them.Russians are the master race.
Chinks are just a bunch of animals.

Russian kyokushin might dominate every kyokushin
world tournament.

O.o;;

hm. i think i'm gonna go lie down. sleepy...

k-tan is a hypocrite.
You are swede.
You are the puriest white race.

You have white pride inside youself.
Still you pretend to be an egalitarian.


You are hypocrite.You are living in the safe area.
You pity minorites and doesn't care for the native
swedes who are physically thretened by barbaric immigrants.

Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"

Do you know yamajun（山川純一）？
He is God in homo manga world.

check this out!
http://uraden.hp.infoseek.co.jp/yuke.html
This is expecially the masterpiece .

I don't know yamajun's sex exactly.
山川純一 is definitely a male's name.

but there is a possibility that 山川純一 is a pseudonym.

k-tan guy is from Sweden? really? cool
Sweden is cool because its shaped like a penis.
I played with many swedes in WoW and they were cool too

>>776
I don't get it. Care to explain?

Nevermind I get it haha...

q

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>>749
I only post (what I think are) truthful things as merkin. I save my
bullshit for 名無しさん＠英語勉強中 postings.

>>725
What are the chances of acknowledging it, though? From what I've seen,
"not good" from the general populace. (~_~)

2006年11月16日
やっぱりNOVAは楽しい！
さて、水曜はTOEICレッスン1コマでＲを独り占め
その後マンツーVOICEでまたまたＲを独り占め
その後、通常レッスンでラッキーマンツーでまたまたＲを独り占め

いやぁ。。。やはりNOVAは楽しい
Ｒは最高の先生です。とにかく教え方も上手だし、喋らせ上手です。
VOICEでは日本の伝統的な結婚式について説明して！と言われシドロモドロで何とか説明。。。いやぁ、Ｌ３の英語じゃないですな

>>784
We acknowldge it, or at least taught at school.
But we just don't care about what old people did during war.
I mean who cares? People have their own problems.
So we just don't give a shit about war and stuff. That is all.

>Sweden is cool because its shaped like a penis.
this man has a sense of humour.I can't help laughing.

good morning

good morning. what are you up at such early time?

nothing

I see. you're another filthy NEET

>>779
Heh ^_^
I pity any man with a penis so misshaped it looks like Sweden x-D
Seriously... a few random maps: http://www.vagstugan.se/images/swedish_map/sverige_karta.gif
http://badplatsen.smittskyddsinstitutet.se/BadNet/images/karta/sverige_karta.gif

>>787
That reminds me of a joke about Florida...

>>775
"White race purity" humbug. You're the hypocrite, sir.
Take a proper, scientific biology class, and actually learn some sensible things instead of
sprouting bullshit you've decided carries great "truthiness". I have no pride over my genes
(why should I? They were given to me randomly, I have done NOTHING to get my genes, this
unlike any achievements I have worked to get). It makes me sad that too many people focus
on things that do not matter, instead of a lot more important matters and problems in the world.
we're all humans, _that_ is what counts. Swedes are not threatened by some barbarians, and
sadly our native scandinavian people are a bit shoved back, but they're at least doing a lot
better now than some decades ago. Though, I must say.. I thought "miniorities" include natives?
Also, if we look at it on a global perspective, your precious so called "white people" are in a miniority.
I live in a safe area, yes, and I'm so very grateful for that. I don't have to worry about natural disasters,
nor wars (for now, at least.. WW3 might break out soon... Ack...) but that doesn't mean I'm not aware and
wanting to do something about it. We're also seriously screwing up our future, the "developed" countries
being the biggest villains and others trying to adopt our method of global abuse. It makes me scared to think
of our future -_-;;; The "developed" countries need to set strategies for not behaving this badly, and help
others get better strategies at the same time as better lives, rather than doing the same mistakes we did/still do.

>>788
Good morning! ^-^

>>762
Dry skin?
Hmm. Apart from using moisturizers, you should make sure to take Omega-3 supplement pills,
if you're not getting enough through your diet. Though it is preferrable if you try to get
it into yourself mainly via your diet.
(keep in mind that omega-3 oil will deteriorate and get bad in heat, so for instance using
such to fry things is a really bad idea, as it may even just make you sick, due going
really bad in the intensive heat).
If your skin is really dry, you may want to use hemp skin-cream for dry skin.
I like The Body Shop's hemp hand cream a lot, as I wash my hands too often. You should also
make sure to use soaps/shower-gels that helps moisturize your skin/doesn't dry it out.

So yes..
1) Eat right
2) use moisturizing soaps/shower gels
3) use moisturizing creams (body-lotion, etc)

>>762

from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glycerin#Personal_care :
> Glycerol is a component of glycerol soap, which is made from
> denatured alcohol, glycerol, sodium castorate (from castor),
> sodium cocoate, sodium tallowate, sucrose, water and parfum
> (fragrance). Sometimes one adds sodium laureth sulfate. This
> kind of soap is used by people with sensitive, easily
> irritated skin because it prevents skin dryness with its
> moisturizing properties. You can also make your own glycerol
> soap.

The page has links for how to make one's own such soap, if you want to be
fancy and give it a shot instead of just buying such soaps.


from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omega-3#Health_risks :
>A significant potential risk is the possibility of vitamin
> poisoning from taking large doses of supplements which
> contain large quantities of vitamins (particularly vitamin A)
> in addition to omega-3 fatty acids. For this reason, the
> primary source of omega-3, if taken as a supplement, should
> be from fish body oil and not from a fish liver based oil.

So, please, do not overdo it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omega-3#Botanical_sources
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omega-3#Other_sources
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omega-3#Dietary_sources

Please remember this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omega-3#The_omega-6_to_omega-3_ratio

Hmm. Odd.. I didn't notice earlier that the webbrowser hadn't auto-filled in my name in
some posts...
>>793-794 are mine as well, to state the obvious...

i eat ham and push up

>>798
Not in a too swift succession, I hope...
Here, have a semi-random ham-related link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Eggs_and_Ham_in_popular_culture

k-tan,if you can read japanese,i will recommend this page
http://uraden.hp.infoseek.co.jp/mangas.html
click on the left links.

it would be a great study for you.

Even if you can't read japanese,pictures would just entertain you.

>>800
I've seen that page before, I think.
The manga with the legendary "yaranaika" scene. I asked my boyfriend
what all of those "yaranaika" references were about on a forum, so
he gave me a link.
It was very... weird and amusing, and odd.
At least now I know what all of those "yaranaika" references originated from.

Hm.. Oh! That flash animation that had made a musical using the
characters was hilarious and brilliant :-D The one where
someone had semi-drawn the characters, singing and dancing.
I should see it again. A pity I do not understand Japanese yet.
Hmm... Where could that file be, now... I do hope I did save
it down...

>>801
Durrr. Apparently I'm no longer able to write proper sentences.
I blame the late hour. And I haven't found the .swf yet ;_;

one hour past midnight. I'm tired and I need to get up early tomorrow...
See you all later, I hope everyone'll get to have a nice day ^-^

already having a bad day here

>>631
If only NEET would vote.

>>636
No, they love sex, they just
use the "it's only ok if you're
married and it's for procreation"
as an archaic excuse to get people
into arranged/forced marriages for
futhering themselves or their family,
and not because of what the person
actually wants to do.

Catholics tend to have lots of kids.
It's not because they like kids;
it's because they don't 'believe'
in Birth Control, but they still
love sex..

>>718
Not to be racist, but how
short must you be to be made
fun of in Japan?

>>731
The US actually didn't want to
get involved in the war, but
Pearl Harbor pissed off so many
people that the government
pretty much had to.

>>805
In short!

shit!! k-tan was here!! I missed her and her shit like crazy shit!!
I'm glad k-tans resurrected.

>>805
Hey! That's not ture! Neets vote!
There is absolutely nothing for Neets to do on Sundays, when elections are held in Japan, so we vote!
It's a lot fun to dilute hard working people's share with our votes! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>807
What do NEETs do the rest of the week then!?

Whenever sang my song on the stage, on my own,
whenever said my words wishing they would be heard,
I saw you smiling at me.
Was it real or just my fantasy? You'd always be there in the corner
of this tiny little bar.

Where in the world does the happiness come from?

Tenkarin and Yukorin and Emma Watson is yours.

>>810
Pakistan.

>>807
NEETs think they're so great because they cast fake votes.
It is a tradition here in my country to vote for a fake party or something
stupid the first election you are involved in.
I'm voting for Stalin von Hitler :)

I brushed against the flecks that I hated so
ans life goes and I heave a little sigh for you.
It's heavy the love that I share with you
then it disolves like it was just a sugar cube.

Where is Doraemon? I want to see him.

Are you a time perpatorator?

Kimmy Misoner and I would be a good couple.

I think you'll be a good couple with the Shimura-ken-faced Asada Mao, lol

K-tan, are you a graduate student?
And have you seen a dragon drawn on the wall in north europe?

I want to write a letter for bussiness, but hesitate.
I must do English again as when I was a student.

Norika Fujiwara betrayed you.lol
next victim are Yukorin's nerds such as you. lol lol lol lol lol lol

>>819
A dragon image on a wall? I'm confused... Are you referring to paintings of
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_George_and_the_Dragon ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_Ring_des_Nibelungen ?
... http://www.reference.com/browse/wiki/European_dragon ??

And I'm studying to be a compsci engineer (masters degree) at a university,
which is why I from time to time fail to visit this place often.

Aaand, now I have to run off again, to grab a shower and then go out
and buy gifts for several different birthdays within the nearest month,
work on even more homework, and then go to a birthday party.

This place stinks anyway.

Fart like a buttcrack, stink like a pee pee

>>805
Though Citizens didn't want to,US officials wanted to get involved and
and Pearl harbour could be the good cause.
Japan was not their worst enemy.Germany was.

after ww2, korea were devided two regions, where USA and china has governed since then.

Pearl Harbor = 911

usa will be defeated in economical wars by Great J.

The US government wanted to enter the war from the beginning.
The people being angry from Pearl Harbor was what they had been
waiting for. It's not that they were forced into the war by the people
at all. Once again, hyf270 is wrong. Maybe he should stop posting.

>>822
Today I've read an article on NIKKEI, which is
the most popular economical newspaper in Japan.

The article described k-tan who is a graduate school student
in north europe.

I'm convinced she should be YOU.

>>831
k-tan in NIKKEI?

Tell me more.

No

Today I wanked 5 times. I think I am very lusty. you can be satisfied with me if you were my girlfriend

how do you satisfy a girl with your tiny 5 inch wiener you fucking baby popsicle

my dick is really 5 inch tall,But it's very very very tough! it can erect for a few hours at best

you are warehouse idiot, right? you smell bad. actually you stinks! people tends
to avoid you smelly asshole moron! die! you bitch! you will die alone! all fucking
alone!

Hello, All Garbage here,

I'm bored at your few expressions for your thought.
Same words are repeated so much in your sentenses.

Thank you for your attention.

all garbage where? is your room filled with garbage?
thanks for demonstrating your stupidity, please come again

Let's do this game. I post a word and you post a word that is
related to the word I posted. I hope you understand what I said.
OK let's start

horse

All right. Probabaly

deer...

Deer? I think my explanation was bad.
Here are some correct answers: hoof, horseshit, asswhipping, or centaur

Well, 'horse' and 'deer' go together and we get 馬鹿。。。
Hahaha, it's not funny at all! Sorry!

I think this game is boring

I know this is boring. But I didn't care because I was bored.
Deer was clever. You get 3 rotten scrota.

I am so glad that I am student and not rotten neet. but I am all alone like all NEETs.
I am very similar to them, I think I have good chance of becoming NEET! duh...
but I study hard. that all I have. I often feel the emptiness of life, so to not feel
that I am wasting it, i study hard. it made me feel that my life is not empty.

Okey, I'll give it a cumshot.

>>831
Ahahaha. Sorry, I've never been interviewed by any magazine/newspaper.
Did this person have the same "name" as me? O.o I'm confused at
what you mean. Do you mean that the article described a student
in north europe, who in your opinion seemed to be like me? Did
she have brown hair/eyes, was 162-163cm short and lived in
Sweden, studying computer science?

>>835
If one has some imagination and some real interest in making the
partner feel good: Very easy. one doesn't even have to use toys
:-p People too often think that size in an excuse for being
lousy in bed. It very much is not, whether it's big or small.
If one doesn't feel comfortable with one's partner, then why the
heck is one sleeping with her/him? If one feels comfortable with
one's parter, then sex should be no problem, regardless of size.

OK, I came up with a game a little more interesting .
I post a name of a creature. You post a creature that is
stronger than the one I posted. In the end, we will know
who is the strongest creature ever.
OK let's start

horse

this is the most absurd game ever.

All right.

elephant...

whale

>>846
Eh.. Make sure you don't forget to have a life outside of your studies as well...
Even the principal and the teachers at our uni keep reminding us of that.
Because otherwise it's too likely that you'll crash, and so your efforts will
be diminished due to being burned out, and needing to recover.
Start going to some interest-club, perhaps? Try to find friends at your school,
preferably such which you not only can have fun with, but also to study
with.

Whale is strong, but let's stick to ground units.

ninja > elephant

>>852
Ant?

>>849
Strongest how? Can take the largest amounts of kilograms, or can
take a weight the largest amounts of times greater than itself?
If i recall correctly, there was this freakish ant that could take
even 17 times it's own weight, and there was a photo of it dragging
a small hen or something... A single ant... That was just wow.

ken-ichi > ninja hattori

And termites are the master-architects of the animal world o.o;;
It's fascinating.

They found some termites(white ants) in my house.
We had to kill them all.
Pretty scary.

>>858
I bet o.o;; I wouldn't want to live with any of those.

k-tan,
Did you happen to watch TV program called "teenage ninja turtles?"

i have to run off now, again -_-;; see you all later :-)

>>860
Yes, as a kid, and i loved it.
But i really have to run off now, see you!

All right. See you, k-tan.

Donatello is cool but rude,
Michaelangelo, is a party dude!!!!!! TOOODOOOOOO or something

Errr it was Raphael, not Donatello

even if it can lift 1000000000times more than it weighs, when it weighs 0.0000001, it is weak

save my chinko, save the world

I've heard about the heaviest person who is listed in the Guiness book or something.
He is heavy, quite obese...actually it's understatement.
He is huge, gigantic, and everything.
Unfortunately he is not strong. His muscles can't support all
his weight and he is bed-ridden...

I want to know what the 'erm' is.
Is it woofing sound or something?

>>859
Why wouldn't you?
They taste good, and they don't dry up. They just keep on coming.
So, you would never have to worry about food, ever.
Who would't want that?

Japanese don't have such a tradition of eating ants.
don't be fooled ,k-tan.

Some south east asians and africans have a tradition of eating
insects.

>>868
I heard about him too.
I think he ended up lifted out of his room by a crane.
The window was too small to get him through, so they tear down the wall or somthing.
Good new is he liposuctioned his way out of immobility

Japanese people eat raw fish, so accordingly, they eat ants as well, especially when their children die.
Ants are remniscent of smallness of children. So they remember now decesead children while eating ants.
Get the picture?

Japanese poeple totally eat insects too.
Flavoured grasshopperish stuff, and baby bees, etc
Poeple in Okinawa eat cicadas.
Don't knwo about ants though.

An ant's strength is nothing to be amazed at.
If you realized that volume and area do not increase at the same rate
as size increases, you would see why. Muscle strength is determined primarily
by cross-sectional area and weight by volume, so you can see that
as size increases, strength and weight will not rise in a 1:1 ratio.
Area rises at the rate of size increase squared, and volume at the
rate of size increase cubed.

So let's say you scaled up an ant 20 times it's size. It's strength would be 400 times as great,
and it's weight would be 8000 times as great. So it would now be to lift 6800 times its original weight.
Unfortunately for it, it now weighs 8000 times as much, and can no longer hold up its own body!

So it is obvious that small animals will be able to lift large multiples of their own weight,
and that large animals will have the greatest strength overall.

*be able to lift

Eating insects are second nature to many Japanese people, some of whom have been eating them for decades.
It's how they were trained to do when they are children, and it's probably one of the things that made being grown-ups seem so glamorous when they were kids.
Some chiildren even eat insects outside Japan.

I tried BBQ scorpion once in Beijing.
That tasted weird.

I agree. I thought I was pretty known that japanese eat insects! but then I was so wrong
but I hope you know now! glad to see

I am watching a movie called Contact, derected by Robert Zemeckis.
He is the director who made the Back to the future trilogy!!! What a genius!!!

Hello I'm God, anyone have any questions?

Why do Japanese eat insects? Don't you think they are gross?

he also eats insects! especially cockroach

chirashy no oolah

It's mainly old people in country side. I have never eaten any insect.

I want to unlearn japanese language. is this possibly?

Hooooooooooliday
Getaaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaay
I feel funny
childrens money

>>886
I don't think so, but even if it were, you need to improve your English first.
"Is this possible?"

Hello do you hear me? I'm God and will answer your questions about me.
This is a very rare chance. Don't waste ok

>>882
I repeat .don't be fooled.

>>889
Go to hell. You are a blasphemer.

>>891
There's no Hell any more as I raped Satans ass and shut Hell down.
This means you are all going to Heaven when you die. Thank me u prick.

>>891
Judge not lest ye be judged. Have ever heard that before?

In 70's and 80's there was a TV program featureing '奇人　変人'
weird,odd people.

They ate raw ants,fried cochroach etc for stunt.
pople saw them for curiosity.

That shows how modern japnese people's life style is.
Eating insects is not norm.

I'm selling God T-shirts for only 5 dollars a pop, check it out
Any more questions?

I have no questions. But I would like to tell you that you shall be sorry for your transgressions against God when you are at hell's gates.

But the grasshopperish thingi (Inago) is an exception. it's norm.
And Okinawa people eat cicadas like they are cookies.

>>886
A japanese soldier who got married to ukranian and never got back to
japan until only a short while ago has
forgotten japanese completely.
It is unprobable as a brain scienst says.
traumatic stress made him forget japanese.

If you want to forget japanese.Leaving japan is not enough.
You have to exprience some traumatic event.

>>896
and you will be sorry when you find out that there's no heaven or God

>>897
Yes,it was norm about prewar days.
But tradition dies out for most of the japanese.

>>896
I told you that I crushed Hell. Hell's gates are now a popular hangout for teens.

What about Natto? Do you think it's gross?

I wonder why the text boxes on this site don't wrap. You have to put
in line breaks. Is it because there are no spaces in Japanese writing,
which makes wrapping not work?

No, its because you can't post large AA's if it did.

I live in luxury.

>>904
Wrapping in the text box only has an effect inside the text box.
It would make it hard to make large AA's using the text box, but
you could still make them using somewhere else and then paste them.
I guess that is the reason, though.

>So let's say you scaled up an ant 20 times it's size. It's strength would be 400 times as great,
>and it's weight would be 8000 times as great. So it would now be to lift 6800 times its original weight
MY english skill is limited and I'm not smart. Please tecgh me.
>20 times it's size. It's strength would be 400 times as great,
I think area would be 400 times,but I don't know why strengh get
also 400 times.
>and it's weight would be 8000 times as great. So it would now be to lift 6800 times its original weight
i understood that it weighs 8000 times,but Why can it lift' 6800 times' its original weight.
why 6800 times ?

>>907
Well, I said before "Muscle strength is determined primarily by cross-sectional area".
That is the reason that it would 400 times greater.
I'm sorry about not explaining the 6800 times its original weight thing...
I was responding to >>855 which said:
>If i recall correctly, there was this freakish ant that could take
>even 17 times it's own weight,

If it could originally lift 17 times its weight, and is now 400 times
stronger, then it can now lift 6800 times its original because 17 times
400 is 6800. Now you should understand.

*that it would BE 400 times

*6800 times its original WEIGHT because

Sometimes I forget to type words... Ugh...

I HATE MATH

>>908
I see.thaks a lot.
Are you japanese?I'm japanese.

Not only you have a good command of English,but also
You are scientific,logical.

>>875
Mr.fujiko fujio--japanese famous SF comic writer,best known for draemon
made a mistake.

you know draemon's episode 'conchutan'?

conchu-tan is not real.

swallowing conchutan give nobita a strength of conchu(insects).

Nobita gets a strength of ants and beat 'gian'

I want to live in a big medieval european castle. Any advice
on how to achieve that goal?

>>915
marry aristocrat girl! she may let you live with her in her castle!

A Jewish person in a wheel chair knows.

>>915
streaking.

>>912
No. I'm American. That's why I have a good command of English.
I do know some Japanese, but I don't think I could have written
that post in it... Actually, I'm sure I couldn't have. lol

How do I marry one? sounds impossible for me.

>>920
maybe if you're artist you can marry one. and beautiful, and have unique personality.
I heard a story a year ago that one guy married one of the richest girl in greece.
he was not rich.

He probably has a big pee pee. Which I don't.
And I'm as artistic as shit on a stick.

>>918
What?

>>923
"streaking" means running nude.

Swedish girl who married TIger Woods is not rich.
decisive factors are she is white ,have a good figure,
she has big boobs,especially she is blonde.
Blonde is Mr.tiger wood's fetisgism.
If he respects his father,marry black girl.

I want to live in a castle, not jail or hospital

I don't think anyone lives in those castles anymore, though.

Do you readed a novel about aristocratic sister&brother who live in castle by Sagan?
it was great. it has aristocratic feeling.

You know, if you lived in a castle, you wouldn't have heating,
air conditioning, electricity, cable, or running water. I think
that would be inconvenient.

Then install those things in there, and we are happy

The castle in my fantasy has all of those stuff, plus a badass old butler
who was an assassin in his younger days, and an adopted little sister
who wears black gothic stuff and admires her crepy dolls, has some
vicious psychic power and is so psychotic her face is distorted. She's
locked in a room at the top of one of the castle spires.

OK, I'm a snake, you are a rat. Let's fight!!!!!!!!

I won. I just killed filthy snake!

>>915
become rich and buy yourself one.

but to live in a castle is very expensive, you will need a lot of
employees to take care of it. some european nobles are selling their
castles for that reason, they cannot afford to keep them.

can you tell me more about modern european nobles?

Sorry I don't know much about nobles, but I can tell you about
modern european snake hunters if you like.

I sincerely hope all you pathetic people go to oblivions and never come back

>>935
well, i am not that knowledgeable on that subject, but i may try to.

what exactly would you like to know?

>>937
i love you. butt communication?

ちゅーかさー、
わざわざ２ｃｈにきて書き込みしてる外人は、
日本に興味あるんでしょ？
なんで日本語勉強して、日本語で書く努力しないの？

>>940
ハァ？アタマ大丈夫？

>>940
もしかしたら外人は日本語で他のスレに書き込む。ここは英語だけだからな。
ところで、僕はアメリカ人だ。日本に興味があるから日本語を勉強している。
だが、僕の日本語はまだ上手ではないと思う。特に語彙が足りないと思う。

>>941
おまえがな

僕は>>942.
「がな」がしばしば見えるが、意味がわからない。どういう意味なのか？

>>941 >>940
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1144647075/

>>940じゃんなく>>941

＆>>942

>>944
例
人A：「おまえ馬鹿だな」
人B：「おまえがな」＝（おまえが馬鹿）＝（馬鹿なのは、おまえ）

これでわかる？

>>948
わかった。説明してありがとう。

>>944
オレは日本人だが、あらためてまじめに説明されると、なぜか笑える
2chのレベルの低さが…

>>950
はい。それ知ってる。でも、優しい人はここにいるにまちがいない。
はじめて助かった時ではないのでそれも知ってる。

*cries*

XD Sorry for making my post so sappy. It was fun to write.

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorning!

Good morning to you too!

ここにいる外人より、日本人のほうが不気味
ヨーロッパの貴族と知り合いたいとかいってる奴とか。
ちょい英語できる気になって、英語で”雑談”Chatしたいなら、
英語圏のサイトにいけばいーじゃん。
日本人／アジア人相手にしてくれるスレなんか山ほどあるぜ。
六本木の外人バーに通ってる女が目に浮かんで、キモイ

・ω・｀I am？…Sad…
yELLOW MONKEY

↑凄い劣等感だね。

>>957
黄色ちが〜う
金色、金絲猴、孫悟空のモデル、強〜い

I am 16
I am love you
I am love me
Becouse
We are 仲間

感動しましたか？》ALL PEPLE IN HERE

>>960
感動した！　by　小泉プー太郎

there is not much to tell about modern nobility in europe, because it
does not exist.

of course, there are still some members of noble families around, but
they are not privileged, they are completely normal citizens, like
everyone else. some of them are still pretty rich, though.

I want to eat umeboshi. I love sour tasting things and have
never puckered from anything that is sour. I have heard of
this umeboshi and believe that I will like it, but, as always,
it will not make me pucker. Sour is my sweet.

Okey Okey, I'll give you a cumshot.

Please wait....I'm wanking........

I'm coming!

now I'm coming!

Half of me is really angry at you, but the other half is pleased
to meet you again.

i'd like to discharge this thread to sewage.

Boobs are like flowers in a certain way.

Flowers grow from buds to bloom and shrink, It's really
like boobs!!

are you guys retarded???

What makes you say that? That's absurd!!
We won't tolerate your totally groundless accusation!
We are not retarted!
We are stupid.

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 70
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1163600803/

Who do you think will win the Tokyo women's race?

Abebe!

man! Tosa is ugly!!
The ugliest bitch Japan has ever witenessed!!

How come Miyako Harumi is on the van talking about the runners?

Naoko Takahashi is too old to win this race.
She is 35 or something.
That's almost the age of menopause.

hehe
you are mistaken
she is not Harumi Miyako
she is prime minister Miyazawa

not ET?

This race is really getting exciting
I think this race is gonna go right down to the wire.
Bit. in the end, I think Takahashi has an edge over
Tosa because Takahshi has been running right behind
Tosa as if she is watching how Tosa moves next.
That indicates that she is somewhat confident of herself being able to do anything to counter tosa's move.
I think Takahashi has more gas left in her tank than Tosa does.

The older people are, the less they become to win a race.

The older people are, the more they write meaningless messages on this thread
,just like you reading this message.

Thanks for your attention.

What, people actually watch marathon?
Marathon is one of the most boring sports to watch

>>981
対牛弾琴。

日本語のミキサー(mixer)のことを英語ではblenderというそうです。
mixとblendの違いを教えてください。
同じ「混ぜる」という意味ですが、具体的にどう違うんですか？

I popped the cherry by sexual offense.
Should I sue the man who did it?
I know his address, but as you know, I can't speak English well.

>>983
Is it okay to answer in English?
I would say that "mix" is used more than "blend" and is more general.
"Mix" means to put different things together, and "blend" means to
put things together and combine them evenly such that the result
looks like a substance in its own right rather than separate substances
that were put together.

This means that you can mix papers together, for example, but
you cannot blend papers. However, you can blend apple juice and
grape juice to make apple-grape juice. You could call that mixing, too, though.
I don't think there are any cases where you can use "blend" but
not "mix", but there definitely are ones where you can use "mix"
but not blend.

I hope this helps...

i would like to mix with you.

A song named "mix juice" was once huge in Japan.
The group who sang the song was also huge.
It was already more than ten years ago.
I haven't seen them lately, though.

There is a band called TWO-MIX isn't there?

There WAS a band called TWO-MIX.
Not any more.

Nigger woods won japanese golf tournament?

What happened to them?

Someone has to make the next thread.

>>990
Why do you say Nigger?
How about if I call you Jap racist asshole?
You Pearl Harbor attacking raw fish eating dirty piece of shit.
Fuckin' stuppid ass Jap.

>>993
Your command of English is too childish.

>>993
Go back to picking the cotton, boy!
Don't be talkin' back to your massa'! Ya hear?

>>993
responding seriously to a troll, kakko warui

We killed the fuck out of your ancestors in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
We are proud of ourselves for beating backward worthless Jap fuckers.
Fuck you, fuck your country, fuck your mother, fuck your bull shit!

>>998
I'm sorry, boy, but I'm a gonna have to whip you for slackin'.
Without your massas, you niggas wouldn't know what to do with yourselves.
You should be thankful that we let you work on our plantations!

That was to >>997, the nigga.

backward worthless jap fuckers > retarded gullible bush ass kissers

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