Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 45

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Oh!Shit!

At any rate, It can hardry see all of it,
I think that the old thread lists is not necessary.
How do you think ?

FUCK OFF

>>4
I don't agree with your proposal.
Because there might be people who want the old thread lists.

>>6
Yes, people do sometimes want the old threads, but wouldn't it be better to just have a webpage with the list instead of pasting it in every thread?
I think it is less common that someone would want the backlog of this type of thread.
In the end it doesn't really matter though as the list only takes up a few posts.

>>7
Ｉndeed the list takes up a few posts in this thread, but you make too much of it.
It's just one-fivehundredth of this thread.
You are too sensitive.

>>8
I am quite apathetic about it really. I only think it would be better not to include it in >>1.

>>9
So much for small talk.
Let's get down to business.

>>10
What kind of business?
I'm trying to get a regular expression to work.

>>2
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Yeah, as I said in the previous thread, the thread was finally built.
To the ones who spoke against my idea, served you right!
Many poeple want the series of the chatting threads to get going.
You see what I mean now.

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Hey! Cut it out!!

No one dears to check on the previous threads!!
No need to copy and paste those adresses. It's discussting, idiot.

Hermione still loves her booze
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/02/hermione_still_loves_her_booze.html

That Emma's idiotic fan should know she's no angel. Emma drinks a lot.

As I see it, Emma loves smoking too.

Who cares if she drinks and smokes?
How does that make you a bad person?
One should not make value judgements about another choices without good reason.

Of course, people care about it. That's why she made news.
She is just 15. She might do anything out of the law as she grows up.

She's a dark angel, Emma, not a smart witch.

>>1
You don't know what you are doing. This thread shouldn't have been built.
There are bunch of people who disagree to continue this thread.
You should appologize to us for what you did.

>>1
You're mad.

>>1
Get out of here.

>>1
You should know better than to creat the thread.

>>1
I wouldn't have created this thread if I were you.
What did you do it for? Are you crazy?

>>1
This thread was better off being put to an end.

I've been quite a stranger here.
What's all this fuss about whether this thread should be continued or not?
Anyway, part of me feels happy that this thread still exists.

>>29
It is probably one guy.
Probably best to ignore him.
What harm does this thread do?
So why worry about it?

>>30

Indeed. There should not be any problem with a thread where you talk IN ENGLISH on an ENGLISH STUDY FORUM.

Hello new thread!

Where have all the foreign guys who came here about half a year or so ago?

Welcome new thread!

Let us all be friends on this one.

Sorry.

Where have all the foreign guys who came here about half a year or so ago?
→
Where have all the foreign guys gone who came here about half a year or so ago?

hey, guys. what do you think the funniest movie spoken in english is that you've ever watched?

>>35

I'm a foreign guy, but new to 2ch.

>>36
There was a small film here made in 1989 called "UHF" which is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. I don't know how well it would translate overseas, as it requires being familiar with US television to appreciate.
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098546/

I also find "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" very funny (as well as other films by Mel Brooks):
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107977/

"Japan Grapples With Alcoholism Crisis"
http://pn.psychiatryonline.org/cgi/content/full/38/23/12


'"Alcohol here plays the role of psychiatry in the West," says
Charles Pomeroy, an American expatriate, former president of the
Foreign Correspondents Club of Japan, and a Tokyo resident for
more than 45 years. "I think the country would explode without it.
Instead of [undergoing] analysis, they get rid of their inhibitions with
a few drinks."'

...

'"The number-one enemy today is the ready availability of beer and
liquor from hundreds of thousands of vending machines strategically
deployed throughout our five islands, enabling anyone with a few
yen to drink anytime, anywhere," Shigeru Sakuraba, Ph.D., of
Hamamatsu University School of Medicine, told Psychiatric News.'

The US lost in WBC.

What's WBC?

World Baseball Classic.

Nobody in the USA really cares about the WBC.

XXX

>>42

Nobody in the USA really cares about baseball at all anymore (except for season ticket holders).

I just wish I had more people to talk about cricket with.

Grape sour, right?
The representatives of the US were weak. That's why they lost in spite
of that unfair umpire. See?

Major League Baseball is the world best league, because there are
many players around the world. If there are only Americans in the league,
it's just one of the baseball leagues.

South Koreans hate Japan.

>>47

At this point, I feel compelled to quote puppets:

If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit
Even though we all know that it's wrong
Maybe it would help us get along.

Source: Avenue Q (http://www.avenueq.com)

2ch is full of hatred toward Korea. It's kinda scary.

Hahaha,please

It is said that S.Koreans are better at English than Japanese are.

How so?

What kind of man does Maki Horikita like?
That's the most my concerns

Do you know about BoA? She is a beautiful singer.

BOA is big serpants which are equipped with 2 large poisonous fangs.
I don't feel it fear, not beautiful.
The word of Beautiful exists for my Maki chan.

What're you saying? BoA is from South Korea. She sings, and
people live her very much because she's cute as well as a good singer.

>>1
Stand back. You stink. Take a shower.

>>55
A boa is a big serpent which is NOT equipped with 2 large poisonous fangs.
A boa snake is equipped with two fangs, however most boas strangle their prey
to death.
ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puerto_Rican_Boa
ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-tailed_Boa
to show two examples.

Snakes are rather beautiful, especially the Rainbow boa, in my opinion.
The artist BoA doesn't look to bad either. But if there's one thing you
should fear, it would be to be trapped in a swamp with a giant anaconda.

It is confusing that there is a music group called Boa other than BoA.

Both are quite similar for me.

Do you know what's happening in France? The Japanese media said the goverment
of France is trying to enact a law and if it comes into effect younger employees
are easily fired. French graduate students are protesting against it.
And labor unions are sceduled to demonstrate too.
I am impressed. Historically, the civilian revolution (I don't know
how to describe it correctly in English though) occurred there.
French people still have the guts to seek for their own rights.
That's why I am thinking good of them.

>>61
All the French know how to do is surrender.
After how well their revolution went do you think they are likely to try again?

>>62
I don't see your point.

that the number of younger generation NEET is increasing is a serious problem in both Japan and France.

>>63
I think it is good that they want to protect their rights.
I thought you implied that they were going to have a revolution though.
Rereading your post it does not seem that way.

orz

Revolution? It's a good word for me. We computer and idols nerds try to revolve!

I brew some tea.
Here you are.
つ旦~~~

>>65
Don't be sorry.
What I have in mind is that if the Koizumi administration does wrong
we will not stick up for what we believe in. I mean, if there are people
who stand up, they might be bashed because they can easily become a butt of
jeers... That's Japanese.

I don't say I'm for vandalism, though.

>>66
Aren't you the one who is supportive of Maki Horikita?

Yukorin might start a revolution.

>>69
Don't call me her supporter or fan, I will marry her. call me her husband.
We have been suffering from much unfairness since the begging of Koizumi cabinet
They dessert the poor.cherry, NEET or something

If I were Prime Minister, I am confident that I would be more competent reformist.

>>71
Just a simple question. Do you know her?

>>72
in that case, you'll be forced to resign soon

>>73
he thinks he knows her. but she doesn't think she knows him.
he is a typical stalker

>>73
Angel Maki and I haven't encountered yet. We are waiting for the desteny day.
>>74
Shut! Why am I impeached?

Yukorin is cuter than Maki.

What planet does Maki live in?

>>77
The stupidest idea you belive makes me laughter.lol
You should buy new and rhicker glasses.

>>79
Why are you so in a rush?
Yukorin once denied she was from the Korin planet, but something must have
happened to her then. In fact, after regaining perspective, she flatly took
back what she said. She is a residence of the Korin planet.

Yukorin looks so lovely that I can't resist her temptation.
Maki Horikita is just a kid. There's nothing about her, is there?

>>80
Yukorin is an idiot who tell many lies, she is deciving her many stupider fans such as you to buy her goods.
On the other hand Maki chan is a angel. God gives me her. I believe so.

>>81
Don't make me laugher again.

>>83
Are you laughter?

I want to sing songs of Jaywalk and chage and aska to make Maki love me more.

If that Maki girl smokes like Kago Ai did in a family style restraunt,
what do you think? That might happen to any teenaged idols.

>>85
Your silly postings will make her all the more irritated.

Maki chan won't smoke.
many teenage idols except Maki act treacerously and scandalously.

>>85
She might hear them only by name, but I guess she has no interest in old singers.

>>89
By the way do you know thier songs?
I don't know whether Maki chan knows their songs or not.

If you really want to get Maki to pay attention to you,
you need to catch up with the current music scene. She lives in the now,
not in the past.

Yukorin sings well. As a matter of fact, she had her CDs released in store.

nuisance at all is yukorin song

What did you say?

All idol fans are encouraged to gather in this thread and
make friends with each other.

Maki chan cherishes her virgin for me to break. but Yukorin broke it when she was 1 year before teenage,

Oh shit this thread got hijacked by idol nerds D:

>>96
X Maki chan cherishes her virgin for me to break.
O Maki-chan cherishes her virginity for me to break,

X but Yukorin broke it when she was 1 year before teenage,
O but Yukorin broke it a year before she became a teenager.
O but Yukorin broke it at the age of twelve.

>>97

More perverts.

Honestly, who cares if an idol singer's had a few guys? She's still pretty, and still sings bland manufactured pop music passably well.

>>97
idol nerds and grammar nazis @____@
BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID.

>>99
I'd have to agree.
(You are aware of that we're gonna get drawn and quartered by the rabid fans now, right?)

Pop music is laughable... hahaha!

>>101

They can bring it on. We're ready for them.

>>102

Good pop music can be an incredible exerience..."Last Train to Trancentral" by the KLF or anything by The Beach Boys are a great example.

>>103
Those are good examples... I guess I should be more specific: Modern pop music is laughable.

>>104

Indeed, although every now and then there's a really great song. I just can't remember the last one I heard.

Are you guys watching American Idol lately??
I love that show!
Is there in this thread anybody who loves the show??

How are you,today?

Nothing is more important than putting more emphasis on Japan's baseball team's victory.

anyways,
most end is "winner is mexico" jyane-no?

A number of Japanese people expect Matuzaka Daisuke, one of the representatives of Japan, to do the perfect pitching tomorrow and
beat Cuba.

>matuzaka
he gets excited too easily. i can't trust him at such an important game.
i think watanabe is better. so said nomura, rakuten manager, too.

i wonder which word we should use for "kantoku" in baseball, manager or coach.
literally, kantoku means manager. but they seem to be called "coach" in most of american sports.

>>111
Didn't you see the Japan-Mechico match when Daisuke pitched? He did great.
I have great faith in him.

I know Cuba is one of the best baseball contries in the world.
In fact, the contry won the gold medal in the Athen olympic.
They are well trained and really tenatious, and according to the
official record, Japan has won againt Cuba only 4 times out of 36
matches. I must admit we have gone through a rough period so far.
However, things were different then from now. That official data
finds evidence that Japan will beat the opponent this time.
After Japan's professional baseball players
made a team, they have never lost against Cuba.
I'm way sure we will become the first champion of WBC.

His wife has very large tits. tat's why he did a good job in the last match with mexico

>>115
To me, his wife's tits seem to have nothing to do with his great job..
I'd say she might support him mentally, not physically.

Do you think Maki Horikita is possibly supportive of Japan's baseball team?

Pafu-Pafu has a great cure for reducing tense or physical fatigurv caused by consecutives pitches, I envy him.

No, she might have felt down when Japan beat South Korea.

Is Maki Japanese?

My Maki-chan's nationality is Japanese by law, but her actual nationality is Heaven because she is an angel.

Come to think of it, many beautiful women love professional baseball players,
don't they? Take Ichiro for example. He got married to a TV broadcaster.
There are a bunch of famous women and baseball players couples.

303
名前：L2VL ◆ilMFhy8AUA ：2005/10/30(日) 22:47:20
That necronation guy is ever developing its cheep way of
pretending to be many different people. It is quite easy to
distinguish it from other participants of the �Aちゃん related threads.
And it is also threatening those who are trying to stop its harmful
acts on the related threads. Just "do not touch the suspicious
posts" is the best way. Ignore it and its posts, this is what
I'd like you all to do.

Don't make a fuss about Maki. She's not so cute.

>>121
She was born and raised here in Japan? That explains a lot.
She speaks Japanese very fluently.

>>124
Don't call Maki! You are the most impolite idiot! Call angel-Maki!

I don't understand how come you neet people always want to talk
about stupid idols. If you have a time for such bullshit, why don't
you go out there and find a work?

>>126
I don't understand. Why do you regard the teenager as an angel.
That can't be happening. You need to control yourself.
If you ask me, Sasha Cohen is a real angel.

I am wondering whether there are those girls who want to talk about
male idols, SMAP, ARASHI, V6 and so on. Why is this thread full of topics
about female idols?

I do want to have a chat about baseball and so I brought up the subject here,
but because idol fans are rampant here, I got off the subject and talk with them
about idols. What's so bad? If you are complaining, why don't you reply to me?

Maki nerd sucks.

actually, there are only two idol fans here, i guess.

>>132
What made you think so? What's the argument? In my view, we have
many idol fans here. Emma watson, Tenkarin, Maki Horikita, Yukorin,
and many more idols have been referred to in the series of the chatting threads.
When I talk with them, I try to inform them that Sasha Cohen deserves to be called an angel, though.

>>129
in japan, many male otakus are highly educated, but few female otakus are.
>>126 doesn't seem to be intelligent. but at least he can use broken english.

Maki Horikita is so popular? I thought she was nicknamed "wild pig"...

>>135
Hehehe. So Maki is not a cute angel, but a wild pig, right?

>>133
sorry, i've read recent posts only.
but a possibility is that a couple of men are refering to plural girls for each.

You guys are forever-NEET!

>>137
No, you don't need to feel sorry. Don't take this the wrong way, but
as I see it, topics about idols are sort of easier to share with casual aquaintance
like in this thread. For one thing, people in the English board seem to hasitate to
put into English what they want to say. They are worried about both grammatical mistakes
and misspellings, because in general Japanese people don't have chancecs to communicate
in English and they love to find fault with others. For another,
in such situation, they want to know whether people who they talk with are friendly enough
to have a chat. The point is, Japanese want to make the first contact with others as casual as possible.
So idols topics become a "hello-how are you doing" kind of stuff
in the thread in a sense, so to speak. The more replies are bandied,
the more relaxed they become. After that, they start talking about
more serious matters like senia officail's corruption or international goodwill,
and how things are like in overseas contries.
In conlusion, idol topics are just a introdution.
As a matter of fact, I tried to talk about baseball just a while ago, but
it didn't get so much attention.

*I hope many more people in the English board don't hasitate to
write in English..

Ｎ　Ｅ　Ｅ　Ｔ　Ｓ　　Ｆ　Ｏ　Ｒ　Ｅ　Ｖ　Ｅ　Ｒ

Maki won't last long, right?

>>139
>In conlusion, idol topics are just a introdution.

i hope so but they won't go farther. just repeating the same words!

>>142
Yeah, I don't say all the idol fans here agree with my idea. I mean,
some of them tend to cling to idols topics after making sure other posters are
not offensive, though. But that doesn't mean all idol fans talk only about idols.
We need to draw the line between idol maniacs and just fans. What do you say?

I hear Hillary Duff is hot in the US now.

What's your opinion about minors drinking a lot in public?
Memebers of the baseball club ofKomadai Tomakomai drank and made fuss
in a family-style pub and someone report to the police before
the perincipal of the high school decided to give up participating in
the nation-wide baseball competition held in spring.
The massmedia implied that they asked for it, and high-school baseball players
must be an examplary people. But looking back on how it is like when I went to high school,
not a few people drank alcohol, so to me it's gone too far to give them such a punishment.

Speaking of alcohole, Emma Watson was photographed when she took a sip of colona beer.

minor's drinking is illegal in japan. that's all.

i'm afraid that such a custom is undermining the awareness of compliance.

>>146
Then what do you think about a regulation by which teenagers under 16 y/o are
prohibited from entering karaoke rooms?
What about the law about home applinces which will come into effect this april?
If all the rules existing in Japan make sense, no one won't take any action
against the authorites.

I am looking forward to seeing the Japan-Cuba game tomorrow.

Baseball is popular from coast to coast, while Europian people prefer football.
As Japan is located between both of the resions, people love both baseball and football.

we have to obey even wrong laws until they are changed.
constitutional state will ruin once people are allowed to neglect any law that they hate.

i think many japanese are naive in this point.

As far as I'm concerned, this thread didn't need to be built.
True, I thought we needed it because we had several overseas people
coming along and not all of them could speak Japanese in spite of their
aspiration to say something in 2ch. So there was needs for this thread.
But I guess I was wrong. After the previous
thread was used up, none of them appeared here, not even a time.
What should we do with the thread? Do you think the next one will never have to be created?
I remember some people said we shouldn't set up this thread...
I'm sorry they were right. If there's no need, it shouldn't be created again.

>>149
>As Japan is located between both of the resions, people love both baseball and football.

if so, why do south american people only play football?

>>151
we haven't had any guideline to rule this thread.
if you regret not having hosted oversea visitors properly, you may try some.

i don't care, 'cause this is 2ch.

>i think many japanese are naive in this point.
I know what you mean. A rule is a rule, whatever is written in books.
That's the way many Japanese think. But concerning the law about old household
appliances, some people/organization/musicans have been against it, because
they live by selling used goods or they produce music by old music instruments.
They had a point. There's no reasonable argument to drop old and used things.
It is going back to a former generation to creat as many mechanical things and consume
them. We should try our best to re-use anything if possible, because we have limited
resorces on the earth. It sounds silly for the Japan's authorities to ban its people from recycling
old stuff. It's just my opinion, though..

>>152
I was talking about the Northern Hemisphere. Sorry.

You are shocked! My sky is going to fall down on you.

業界最安値、激安特価のオトナのおもちゃ♪
ラブラブカップルに熟年夫婦、ＳＭ道具から勿論一人で楽しむアイテムまで大満足！
さらに女の子をオトせる必殺アイテムも多数あり☆（←これが超強力。悪用厳禁!!）

http://www.acport.com/index.cgi?id=1107601834

Go away, we don't speak Japanese in here.

wily mo pena has been traded to the red sox for broson arroyo. i consider
this a bad move, what was the GM thinking, the sox need better defense
now. they should have some better starting pitching

>>139
I have the antithesis of that. I am afraid I might hurt someone's self-esteem greatly if I throughly correct them. However, if I do not correct people I am not helping them improve.
I also seem to change my writing style when posting here. I am torn between trying to talk plainly so that people can understand what I mean and yet some would perfer that I write naturally.
I even use different style within the same post sometimes.

>>150
What is there is a law that left-handed people have to wear a badge and are discriminated against?
There are natural laws that exist even higher than government. It is right to stand up to government at times.
Do you not agree? Government must be based on consent of the governed. Thus if people do not think that laws are just they should be changed.
This is the concept of Plato, Locke, Hobbes, and Rousseau.

Also this textarea is a pain in the ass. I'll have to make a usercss line to make it bigger.
That will only help so much though as you are forced to make short lines.

I want several threads in English about separate topics in this English board,
such as "How to learn English effectively", "Discuss the Japanese political situations",
"Talk about your fav idols" or "Tell me about your love life", etc.

How about that?
After all this is ENGLISH board, right?
It's so unreasonable for us not to have threads about specific (not just general) matters in ENGLISH.

>>161
START ONE, then!
Silly human.

>>161
By the way.. I think there already are idol threads on this board..
Just that most of them can't be arsed to stay put, and have to babble
about their favourite (wank-material) idols in all the other threads too.

>>129

(Yes I'm a ways down...the pain of being 13 hours behind due to work...)

I'm not a girl, but I like movies with Shingo Katori from SMAP...he's a lot of fun to watch onscreen.

>>151

There are foreigners who check out the English area of 2ch, but it's also worth noting that the time change hurts when trying to hold a conversation on the board.

>>163

Such is the nature of Otaku. Perhaps someone should start a "Discuss Idols in English" thread?

We won! We are the champion!

So I told you yesterday.
Matsuzaka's great pitches result from his wife's pafu-pafu

Come off it. His wife has been in Japan. How could he touch her?

My face needs to be fixed between her tits like him.

Even if you are NEETs, we are best friends and additionally we are winners!

I love NEET

We are the NEETs, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting, till the end
We are the NEETs,
We are the NEETs,
No time for losers
'Cause we are the NEETs, of the world

orz
the above was
to >>169
and >>165

Here is to hoping that the red sox get Matsuzaka Daisuke when he comes
to play in MLB

日本１０ - クバ6

キタ！！！！！

Congratulations to Japan for their baseball win.

A side question from the token gaijin...is there any kind of following in Japan for Cricket (the British sport)?

I know Cricket by name, but truthfully I have no idea what it's like.
Is it a popular sports around the world? Something like WCC(world Cricket Classic)
has taken place?

I love pussy.
Big dick

>>177
If you want to talk like that, revive the "Talk Dirty in English" thread. Don't do it in this one.

Cricket is absolutely popular, espesially in the UK, Australia,
and New Zealand, I think. Have you ever watched a movie like Maurice or
something? They play Cricket in the movie and you'll know
what it is like. It seems fun to play, rules seem a bit complicated though...

omg i missspelled 'especially'

I ma very bad at any sports, but I am very good at computers and idol knowledge.

That's good to hear. Tell us about computers and idols to your heart's content.

I feel myself relaxed when I surf for collecting many idol images on the web.

Go ahead. Who's your favorite? Shaku Yumiko?

I don't like Syaku Yumiko. she is not so pretty and she is too old!
I love Maki Horikita（堀北真希）She is a perfect angel!

Japan is for the Japanese.

>>186

Feel that as you may, the internet is for everybody.

>>179

Cricket is complicated to play, but the basics can be picked
up if you watch a few hours of it with someone who knows
what's going on.

Basically you have two batsmen (batters) at the end of a 10 m area with
a large field around them. The bowler (pitcher) throws the
ball and bounces it towards one of them (for six throws, then
switches). The two batsmen have to reach the other end in order
to score a run, and can keep running until they think they'll get
out. A batsman stays in the game until he is out.

There are eleven ways of getting out, most of them like in baseball
but with the addition of being stumped (there are three posts behind the
batter with tiny spindles on top. If they get knocked off by the
bowl or the batsman, he's out).

The real fun is that the bowler is allowed to hit the batsman with
the ball (as long as it's not intentional), so professional players
can get pretty banged up in the course of batting for an hour or two.

(Professional matches go for either one day/eight hours or five days/
fourty hours.)

I don't think I am a NEET.

Wat year is it,where am i, i've gone now here.
I'm goin somewhere,
no...,im not. does noone know,where u r really goin.

No one is here.

I am no one.
I am here.
Therefore no one is here.
Perfect logic.

I wanked just now. I regret I broke my record that I haven't wanked for 3 weeks.
I gave off much more liquid than before.

Don't forget what Herr Nietzsche said:

Not a few who meant to cast out their devil, went thereby into the swine themselves.

>>193
what was the point to your record?
to see how long before a strict monastry would kick you out?

I am reminded of a particular Seinfeld episode.

I have to ask, what is the deal with "Kancho" (かんちょ）? why does
something like that get started?

Why don't you google it?

>>194
sorry to disappoint you
my brain is not so smart as to understand your sayings.

Anyone here?
What does FAO mean?
I googled it but I couldn't find any clue...*sobs*

>>200
What sort of field does FAO relate to ?

Sasha Cohen is beauty itself.

>>201
Often used in thread titles on forums, usually followed by
someone's name or specific poeple like 'Fans in Glasgow' or something.
I guess it could be a kind of word to catch attention of specific person or people,
but I'm not sure:-/
So I'm just trying to figure out what FAO means, uh, For All O*****???? oh, no, no, never...
Ah that's my guess.

>>203
wow, i've got various meanings
http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?Acronym=FAO&String=exact&p=ol

Don't take it personally, but I don't understand why you don't ask the posters in the
threads named FAO about what the acronynm is short for.

>>204
Awwwwww thank you so much!
'For the Attention of,' that's it! Finally I've got the meaning!!
Thank you again for searching and the link!

Don't mention it.

Wang chan is the best baseball supervisor Japan ever had.

立てた
Chat in English(チャリィニングリッシュ)Part43
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1143142225/l50

How did that happen? Internet ghosts or something?

His wife's a real stunner.

>>210
Don't know. Guess someone lighted a fire under him, or putting up
a new thread has always been to his advantage so he couldn't pass up
the oppotunity to do it, knowing his action would upset us.

I am a cherry boy whih is worse I have been jobless.

>>200
FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions
Usually a page consisting of the questions too many people email and
ask about, so that site-owner won't have to explain the same things
hundreds of times over and over again to various people.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FAQ hmm.. apparently it goes back to even earlier than 1647.

>>151
i was under the impression that this thread was created mainly for
the purpose of allowing japanese people to practice on
conducting written conversations in english, though.
people who do not know japanese, but english, will however naturally also
show up in such a thread to converse with the native japanese people in
there.

Hello! Does any body cant write japanese?

I cannot write, read, or speak 日本語.

>>215

I believe you mean "Hello, is there anybody who can't write in Japanese?".

I want to know why Maki Horikita is an angel.

>>215
I don't know Japanese, unfortunately.

K-tan may feel stronger envy at my Maki Horikita.

Please, someone tell me.
How to get the great ability of speaking English?

I'm 17-year-old now.
I can hardly speak English.
But I want to go to study abroad near future.



tell me.

Which is your sex? That would be my big motivation for you to give some English lessons. ohysicaly.

I will be happy! We will be happy!

>>220
Being in the acting business never really appealed to me much.
Would have been neat to give it a try, but I very much cannot imagine me
wanting to do it seriously for a living.

I have a question...
What does Ekiben University mean?

>>221
The short and obvious answer is:
practice, practice, practice.
Study theory and USE that theory.
Don't be afraid of making mistakes. Failing isn't making
a mistake, it's actively refusing to learn from your mistakes.


But yeah, read English and speak with people in English. Even if your
vocabulary is very limited you're bound to pick up new stuff.
You could also always do some chatting with people, either via text
or audio. Skype is useful for voicechatting and any instant messenger
service will do, as long as others have it to (I'd recommend one of the
four most common programs: MSN Messenger, AOL Instant Messenger, Yahoo
Instant Messenger, ICQ).
Listening to audio / watching TV-shows/movies in English is good too.

My English is far from perfect but I can always do some chatting
on AIM with you if you wish. You should probably gett some English
penpals too, if not also chat-buddies.

K-tan! Where have you been so far? We've been worried about you.
You should have come here earlier.

>>225
Not to worry. It means public univ.

You are Japanese, aren't you?
If you want to learn more about it,
you can use the google searching engine. Note that it's used only in 2ch.

>>220
There's more to life than being hooked on idols. You know that.


By the way, I'll take the TOEIC exam the day after next.
Who can tell me how to prepare for it? Are there anyone here
that will sit for the exam too?

>227
Thanks. I found the word in WikiPedia.

To K-tan
>My English is far from perfect
I'll take your word for it, which leads me to admit that my English
is a million miles away from perfect. (w

>>227
I've been busy with school and life, like usual. Sadly.
And I did post >>214 , I just forgot to use a name.

>>230
Yes, you are. I didn't mean to blame you for that, of course.
I'm wondering whether you read my reply or missed it in the previous thread
about bilingual education in Sweden?

Ah, I got up too early. But I'm wide awake now, and so I don't want to go to bed now.

>>231
Oh.. I missed it.
orz

I'll go read the rest of the previous thread, then.

おまいら、へたくそな英語ではずかしくないか？

>>233
No, it's ok. Don't feel sorry about it.
I just said I enjoyed reading about your views. It's not worth your time.
Honest.

I hope you all like Kimura Kaela.

K.K may be the face I can't forget.

I haven't seen Kaela on TV recently. Does she still appear?

サクラの居ない最強サイトの紹介。
１、サクラの存在「無」。女性会員によるプレゼント会員みたいなものもない。
２、他サイトへの誘導「無」。よって大量にメールが来ることもない。
３、架空請求等、迷惑メール「無」。安心して利用出来るね＾＾

まぁサービスポイントがあるからそれだけで遊ぶのもありかも。
気に入らなかったりしたら放置で良いし。
地域によって女性登録者数の差があるからね。
まぁネックなのは、��認証が必要な点だが、相手はコンピューターだし、
変な電話がかかってくることもないしね。

http://550909.com/?f4612190

What's happening?

303 名前：L2VL ◆ilMFhy8AUA ：2005/10/30(日) 22:47:20
That necronation guy is ever developing its cheep way of
pretending to be many different people. It is quite easy to
distinguish it from other participants of the �Aちゃん related threads.
And it is also threatening those who are trying to stop its harmful
acts on the related threads. Just "do not touch the suspicious
posts" is the best way. Ignore it and its posts, this is what
I'd like you all to do.

>>241
You are THE necronation guy yourself, arn't you ?
You seem to be harmful.

雑誌でも評判のサイトだよ☆
http://www.5144.info/?z-mouma
http://www.prns.jp/?z-mouma
http://www.1989.tv/?z-mouma
http://www.deaiwa.com/?z-mouma

>>226

K-tan

Thanks for these kind advise.
I was so afraid about speaking English.
But I like hearing English.(audio,movie..
Ofcause, reading it too.(books..

I ain't have any penpals.
How to get to know such people?

>>244
First of all, don't use such words as "ain't" unless you are reasonably comfortable with these words.
You'll end up being regarded as some kind of stupid person
if the words you use don't fit in the context in which you intend to convey what you have to say.
But also don't be afraid of using the words or phrases you've recently learned if you think they can convey your intention.

The difference is whether you use the words only because you want to use them, or you use them because you think they convey what you want to say.

"I like hearing English", for example, sounds queer in this context
but you can get across what you want to say.
In contrast, "I ain't have any penpals" can be perfectly understood but sounds VERY silly in this context.

>>245
Question.
The word "queer" reminds me too much of gay.
Or am I too homophobic?

>>246
You need to be more accepting of usage that is not the vernacular.

>>245
I agree that "I like hearing English." sounds odd. I would probablysay "I enjoy listening to English being spoken." or some such.
I do believe that "How to get to know such people?" is even more awkward though.
"How would I find such a person?" would be how I would state it.
Ofcause -> Of course, too

To answer your question though, >>244

Do you want actual letters or email correspondence? Either way google will give you resources.

>>247
I think he or she wants to get to know such people, and get hooked
up with them and all that. I want to get to know them too.
Can you think of good lines to say?

If there exists an angel, it's Yukorin, not Maki.

Dinner's ready : )

Serve it!!

Some refreshments are being served at the reception.

I am very hungry!

I'll have sukiyaki for dinner. What's yours?

I am hungry and I don't have enough money to buy something.
Please cook something delicious for me.

Ok, would you like something small or something big?

I don't mind the size of something you cook. But I wanna eat something delisious.
I am quite hungry!I am starving!

>>257
Are you sure? Are you satisfied with a snack? Then I'll make
you a sandwitch.

I'll eat the sukiyaki. I'll go.

I want to eat Tenkarin.

What's Tenkarin?

idol who is 12 yo. she looks very ute.

Oh...

she is 12. I am roughly 40 years old, I think we are a good couple for marriage.

>>257
?
?
are you a NEET who has high IQ about more than 200?

>>248
(I'm assuming by hooked up with, you mean romantically.)
Pickup lines generally do not work face to face, they certainly aren't going to work in text.
You just have to charm them with your personality.

おまいら相変わらずへったくそな英語に似た言葉をかいてるな。

私立焼豚大学2006年度一般入学試験問題(英語)

READING SECTION

Read this passage and answer the questions bellow.

When you deduce the genesis of a word, it is useful to start from the word’s face - that is: the word’s spell itself.
The word ‘technical’, for instance, can be deduced to stem from the noun ‘technic’ ,if you have learned the formula:
additional ‘al’, when they accompanies to the noun that ends with ‘c’, make a noun to a adjective.
Surprisingly, it make ture if you are foreigners and it happens even you are from the country where not-Germanic-group languages is the mother tongue.
Let me clarify it. Take the word ‘Sakabuta’for instance. If you’re Japanese, what come upon your mind when you read this word first time?
Isn’t it a ugly unearthy figure playing soccer and putting on soccer uniform though they ’re not human?
And dosen’t this curious association make you laugh? Then, can you explain how this whole process - read the word THEN result in laugh - happen?
To your surprise, it can be explained by using the same quatation I wrote above in case of English word ‘technical’.
First of all, you see the word ‘Sakabuta’with first two words‘Saka’ spalled in Katakana then ‘Buta’ in Kanji.
‘Saka’, when spalled in Katakana, would well make reader associate it with soccoer and ‘Buta’ literally means pig, the symbol of ugliness and idleness.

QUESTION
[A]Choose the item that fits the blank most correctly.

According to the passage, the term ‘Sakabuta’represents [ ].

A:the monster that lives in the internet
B:the imaginary figure who is made by Yakibta’s imagination
C:the ugly unearthy monster playng soccer
D:the abusive person who have no job and dosen’t attend any school so have nothing to do but attacking baseball

[B]Write the short essay about ‘Sakabuta’. You must use at least 10 words and must not use over 20 words.

I wish my 'short essay's were 10-20 words instead of 2 pages and having to do a handful of them on a single test.

>>おまいら相変わらずへったくそな英語に似た言葉をかいてるな。

はっはっはは
おっしゃるとおりですな（笑

no one is here.

>>268

Is that from an official test?? That's messed up in so many different ways...

h

>>271



I think you are a NEET!




NEET

お前らの年齢教えて

89歳

Do you think Uchiyama Rina underwent plastic surgery?
I read in a thread that, supposedly, she did. But I can't believe that.
She would be the last person to get surgically improved.

i'm falling love with ameriacan guy...

Speaking of Americans, I remember Sasha Cohen failed to get a gold medal
in the world figure skating competition held yesterday. She missed a few
jumps but other than that she did great, though. I did hope she won the medal,
so I was let down a bit.

Sasha looks as if she were a beartiful dool. I like her a lot.

Ah, her... At first I thought you meant the other Sasha Cohen, a.k.a. Ali G. It would have been so funny seeing him doing figure scating...

Even if my angek Maki Horikita were an ice figure skater, she would get the perfect score and finally got a golden medal.
Because she is very pretty! she is just like an angel! Sasha Cohen is trully pretty, but Maki is mor epretty! that's all! Good bye! Thank you.

I'm convinced that you are worth ridiculing...

DO NOT CHATTER！　DO CHAT！

I wish you were not so stupid but you look before you leap

my Maki chan is a pretty and innocent angel! That's an uncahngeable fact!

ＨＯＷ　ＲＩＤＩＣＵＬＯＵＳ！
　ＩＴＴＥＹＯＳＨＩ！

Is there anyone in this thread who will listen to my desire?
It's very hard to say , but I am determined to confess my secret desire.
Actually I like junire high and high school girls very much.
so if i could ,i want to make love with them. I wish I could have a sex with them.
If you can satisfy my wish, I will pay you as much as you hope. These are secrets. Don't tell anyone about these.

>>おまいら相変わらずへったくそな英語に似た言葉をかいてるな。

はっはっはは
おっしゃるとおりですな（笑

The media report I saw yesterday said a US travel company had organized a tour of a Japanese
manga/anime festival and some 20 participants visited it. The festival featured Miyazaki Hayao's son's next anime.
A tour conductor said he wanted to bridge the cultural gap between the US and Japan and help foster mutual understanding.
It was impresive that there were real fans of Japanese mangas who wanted to come visit Japan.
Anyway, the travelers are going to pay a visit to Akihabara today, said the reporter.

Yup, geeks are universal.
No gaps, literally.

>>287

There's a company in the US called "Pop Japan Travel" that do
trips to Japan every three months. They visit a couple of anime
studios (GONZO, MADHOUSE, and Toei are the most common) and
Akihabara. It's not just otaku stops, though, and they do visit some
more traditional tourist spots such as temples, Tokyo Tower, etc. I'd
love to go on it sometme, but the trips are VERY expensive ($2000 for a
week plus airfare to Los Angeles). As it is I have to put off going
to Germany again (I wanted to go for Christmas this year to see Starlight
Express and Elisabeth).

>>289
That's good news. I know there are a bunch of manga fans around the world because
I have had a chat with some of them here in this chatting thread, but I didn't know they come to see such
studios. They are self-starters, aren't they?

And I'm sorry to hear that getting around in Japan needs so much money.
Come to think of it, Tokyo and Osaka are very expensive places in the world.

Not to change the subject, but things have changed where I live.
When I was yonger, almost no overseas people were
nothere to be seen, but today I see not a few of them when I take the train.
Of course, I don't try to speak to any one of them, but I guess
they say Japan's cost of living is higher than expected.

>>290
Do you want to speak to them? If so, what is stopping you?

I wouldn't think they would need to be trying to start a manga company though.
They just want to meet the people that made some of their favourites and see how it is done.

>>291
Well, because I wouldn't speak to people I don't know on the train, especially when I have nothing to share with them.
And I believe most Japanese people's way of thinking is the same as mine.
Do you think you could possibly talk to strangers with nothing in common?

As for online conversation like we do here, some foreigne manga fans were
passionate and talkative, so I had a good time with them. Recently, though,
I haven't met the ones I talked with before.

This thread is quite quiet.

>>290

Fans come to see the creative team and learn about the process
behind making the titles they like to see. Personally, I'd want
to see the list of studios before signing over my money...I tend
to prefer titles by GAINAX and Sunrise, but I'm also not typical
amongst US fans (who prefer GONZO by far if DVD sales and what's
on TV are anything to go by). Directors, designers, etc. are
also frequently invited to US fan conventions where they talk
for an hour or so about what they've worked on, answer questions
from the fans, sign autographs, etc.

As far as starting a company in the US to sell anime and manga,
the industry got too big over here in 2004, and put out more
product than the fans were willing to buy. As a result there was
a bit of a crash, and now is a horrible time to start a company
in manga or anime (unless you're a large corporation looking to
branch into the market).

As far as what I'm reading manga-wise lately, the first English
volume of "Monster" by Urasawa Naoki just came out over here and
I can't wait for the next book to come out. I've seen the anime
for "Yawara!" and "Master Keaton", so getting anything new from
Urasawa is exciting.

Lastly, did anybody here go to Tokyo Anime Fair? If so, did you
see a man with a goatee, green felt hat, and yellow ukelele? (He's
an acquaintance of mine.)

>>294
I'm afraid I didn't go to the Fair, but in the TV news show yesterday,
a band of American travelers from teenagers to in their 40's were visiting it,
and the reporter interviewed some of them. So he may have appered on TV, but
I don't remember there were anyone wearing a hat.

Urasawa's mangas are read by even adults here. In fact, Master Keaton and Yawara!
were made into anime. By the way, do you know Detective Conan? It's my favorite anime
currently broadcast in Japan.

Sorry to interupt you, but I'd like to hear about something.
Has Dragon Quest been broadcast in the US? As far as I know,
Dragon Quest (American people may call the RPG "Dragon Warrior")
is a video game. In Japan, the game became an animated TV show,
and I found it very interesting as a kid. There are fan sites of
the anime, and they want the company to make the DQ anime DVDs.
If you are curious, take a look at one of the sites.
ttp://www.ahww.or.jp/ani/tel_dq/dq_cels.htm
Even if you don't read Japanese, I'm sure you can enjoy the images
uploaded on the site.

>>295

I love Detective Conan, but haven't watched it for a while. They
changed all the character names for the English dubbed version (Shinichi
is now Jimmy, Ran is now Rachel, etc.) and I haven't had the money
to buy (or time to rent) any of the DVDs in order to get the
subtitled version past episode 50 or so.

Sadly, Detective Conan was considered a failure on US television. It
was considered too violent to play during child friendly hours, even
on cable, and ended up being shown during a 14+ block at
some crazy time like 23:00 or 23:30 between reruns of Futurama
(a sci-fi comedy from the creator of The Simpsons) and something more
teen oriented like Cowboy Bebop or InuYasha.

>>296

I asked a friend of mine who's into games, and she says that she
believes that a poorly overdubbed and heavily edited version aired
in the US in the 1980's. She also believes that it only aired on
a handful of independent stations (as opposed to the major networks).
The cels look very pretty, too...I miss the look of hand painted
animation.

/time to sleep now

Holliwood actress Scarlet Jonannsson got a splendid award that she is the sexiest woman in the world. I admit it.
But you should be aware that My Maki chan is the most pretty girl in the world!

Hello everyone

good evening

i'll spleeep

>>292
If they aren't doing anything like listening to music or reading I'll talk to people sometimes.
Long train, bus, and plane rides are boring so why not have a chat?
Some people would like to be left alone, but I can normally tell if they are not interested.
I even met one of my best friends on my daily bus ride.
I saw her on the bus many times and normally she would be reading a book.
One day she was reading one of my favourite books and I started a conversation.
It turns out we had many things in common!

What makes Maki special for him?

>>303
He's a creepy loser pedophile with no life, thus he feels compelled to talk about some kid who doesn't even know who the fuck he is.

>>304
At least he isn't Michael Jackson.


Or maybe he is?

>>305

I hope not. Michael Jackson is scary!

Can some Foreign and Japanese readers here tell me about some
pessimistc literature, I would like to read some works in the style
of Dazai Osamu or also
Louis-Ferdinand Celine: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celine

I also enjoy the theme of alienation that are in the works of Kafka,
and the resenting of modern world found in the writings of Julius
Evola: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolt_Against_the_Modern_World

I am a very depressed and stressed individual who feels wrong among
humans, and I relate very well to books like these. I know there are
smart English speakers here, so share your knowledge with me if
possible.

I do not want to get up.
I don wanna sleep.
I wanna die

>>308
Cheer up, emo kid.

Rumour has it that Yukorin's fart smells like vanilla.

Maki chan can never fart because she is an angel. On the other hand Yukorin spread her odor farts around her, i think that's a terrific nuisance.

And >>304!! Shut up!!! I ain't a loser and lolicon crimer!!! I am an ordinary wise man who loves angel Maki chan!

>>311

Way to get trolled. Priceless.

angel Maki chan's smile and her beauty are just like a most expensive and priceless jewelry.

I don't see what's so great about that Maki girl.

Maki's parp must smell horrible like rotten fish.

You are always talkin' about idols. You make me sick

>>316
Yeah, seriously. He needs to get a real girlfriend and shut the hell up about some underage camera whore.

Do you know princess ＡＩＫＯ?
She is most of the beauty girl in japan　
She have a sheap noise and eye etc...
Can you agree with me?

>>307
There's a lot of pessimistic lit in western SF, but I'm not sure I can
recommend an author that's quite in the style you want. You may want
to try the works of Robert Heinlein, Kurt Vonnegut, or Ursula K. LeGuin.
For non-SF, Goethe is a good read, as are any of the dystopians.

Excuse me.what does “punpun”mean?Is it a slang?

“punpun” is an adverv which is used to show the level of strong flagrance.

Someone breaks silent wind.
It smells punpun. We can't tolerate.

There are full blossom of cherry.
They smell punpun. It is very nice.

How are you everyone?
You can kick to him face
and you say that
you are san of a 2ch player

What an immoral future of Japan!! 37 of 100 children survey told lies when thay dropped thier 10 yen coins in front of a shop assistant. They told they dropped 100 or 500 yen coins.
They would became stupid losers, liars, and NEETs just like us.

321/322
Thank you very much

Ｉ saw princess aiko three years ago.
She has a beby.
She was not so beautiful.
recently,she get a pretty face
isn't she?

She has a baby? She is still a child! Is she pregnant?

Ｉ promise you. You will speak engrish very well so soon.
Do you　believe me? oh �T am really sorry.
�T am facking boy and mother facker.

>>327
Ｉ am sorry sir. yes,she is still a child,　She　is not president
Ｉ just take a roup ring around my neck.

Prinsess AIKO?!
I think u saw Prinsess
TENKO!

If I were a prince, I would marry Tenkarin.

>>325

"punpun" is also used as adjective to show being angry.
You can imagine her face when she is punpun.

I wanna know Tenkarin's 3 size.

to you all.
Would you marry with any japanease princsess?
kako. mako. aiko...etc

Today's newspaper says that American beef will be exported to Japan this coming June.
Why did Japan decide to admit that the excuse that US beef is properly processed is acceptable
after the breach of contract? I suspect Bush urged Koizumi to import it even if it is BSE-infected.
I hear the poll showes that the popularity rate of Bush has declined, what with the iraq war and
the patriot act, so he needs to regain his popularity from his supporters. What a pity.
Japan shouldn't import supposed BSE-contaminated beef, as long as US follow the Japan's code of
how to process beef.

What's your opinion on that?

Shut up and give me some beef.

Even if Tenkarin eats US beef and gets infected with BSE,
can you still say that?

>335

I'm scared of what they put in my beef.

I want to go to Japan and eat meat there. I've heard it's healthier.
But if exporters have to make sure the beef is safe, why the hell
don't they care about what we the people of America eat on a daily
basis?

日本人：

アメリカのプレジデントはとても馬鹿らしいです。〜＿〜
そして、ぎゅうにくはふけんぜん。あああ！
プレジデントはすっごくばかばかしいだ。

>>338
You mean almost all the American beef is healthy and you've eaten
it so you don't understand why Japanese people care if the beef is safe?

>>335

It is each country's choice to do as they see fit.

That said, the condition of US factory farms is horrible. If I hadn't already stopped eating meat beforehand, I sure as heck would have later.

I eat American beef! Look at me, I'm still alive! If you know how to cook the beef properly, then there's nothing to be afraid of.

Beef tastes good.
You are more likely to be hit by a car today than die from BSE.
So it'll be alright.

Maki Horikita is an anegl.

Something like 6 people have gotten mad cow.
I don't think there is much to really worry about.

I wonder why you are always trotting out the same stuff.
She is just a human being who breaks air and makes in her pants.
You should know better than to consider a girl as an angel.

>>344
What are you getting at? Are you worried about the US beef?

Maki chan is an angel! Because she is miracly pretty, beautiful and sexy! Besides she is a virgin!

While he is by himself, I'm sure he talks to himself, saying,"Maki is
an angel, Maki is mine, and we will get married". How pathetic.

>>347
Stop thinking about her. She wouldn't receive your love.

>>346
No I'm not.

Why are you so eager for Maki? She won't like you. NEVER.

>>349
I believe she was born to love and marry me!! I am waiting for the day when we happen to see and fall in love with each other!!!!

>>350
Tell me. What's got into you?
You wanted to say some 6 people got infected with mad cow desease
and there's nothing to worry about exept for the fact, didn't you?

>>352
You stupid! Someday you will stalk her and frighten her to death!
You should keep away from her if you really like her.

focus me.
i am a stranger 25 years old.

>>355
What?
You want attention?

>>354
I am not a stalker! We will love each other some day!

Hey! I must go to dentist! Don't call me my angel Maki chan's stlaker!

>>357
I didn't say you are. I said you will.
She'll be scared of a horrible stalker. You know what I mean?

>>358
Hope you'll never be back, her would-be stalker.

Maki will go on rampant if a stalker like you follow her.

The stalker came back?

Good evening,everyone

I like English.

i hate...

you hate what?

>>353
In all of the time we have known about mad cow only a handful of people have ever been infected.
The odds of someone being infected are very, very low.
Thus, it is silly to worry about it; especially considering how much more we know about it now.

hey, somebody ther?

>>368
Nobody here but us NEETs.

How much is Kobe beef in Japan?

According to a TV report, the German organization of the world cup of football supposed to be held 70days later
has a lot of internal problems. It came to light that unfair judges are rampant because of money. And the media says
German people expected their representative would win the Cup but today they thought better of it because they lost a game versus Italy
by 1-4.

>>370
I've never had Kobe beef, but I guess it's very expensive.

How are you doing?

>>373
I'm pretty good thanks.How about you?

I feel really bad.

>>375
Why?
You should go see the cherry blossoms.
They always cheer me up.

Because I failed the TOEIC exam. I thought I did better, but in reality
there seem to be several mistakes I made. That's very depressing.

>>377
I thought you coudln't fail it, or do you mean you didn't reach your goal?
English is hard though and you improved even.

キモオタがしなやかに

Never put money in the show!

What is Maki's stalker doing now?

He's must be looking through a directory to serch for her apartment.

He's so deeply in love with her that we can't understand what's on his mind.
He will do whatever he thinks needs to find and approach her. I hope she'll use her best caution.

We can't find out how old is that stalker?

I'm afraid it's impossible. One important thing we know is that
he always wants to talk about her whenever we are having a chat about other things.
That makes me think what he usually thinks is only about girls, especially teenaged girls.
I'm worried that he might go to extremes.

Does the wonderful girl named k-tan post here anymore?

>>377
I think so.

What's the date today?

April fool is going on this idiot on-line board named 2ch! 32nd March!

Morning. Yomiuri Kyojin beat Bay Stars by 12-2 yesterday.

Nothing is more important than talking Maki's maniac out of sticking to the topic on her.

We know both Maki and Yukorin are lovely angels, and there's no need to
speak about the fact again and again... But if you allow me to tell you
new information, Maki's fart must smell horrible.

>>392
Why don't you ask her if she could let you smell her fart?
She must have been constipated for a long time,I guess.

>>393
I think the one and only fan of Maki we have here knows a lot about
her smelly parp.

If I remember correctly, Yukorin said her fart smelt like vanilla herself when interveiwed.

>>395
You're right. But we don't know how smelly Maki's parp is.

Today is the day before tomorrow

2006/03/32 is cooler than 02/30

Do you believe in Yukorin? She's just a talker. How can you make your fart vanilla-scented?
It's complete rubbish! Don't lie to us any more.

Hello☆Ｍy name is Shiho.Please call me Shiho. �T'm 14 yers old. �T can't understand English well.But �T like English very much(*´ｴ｀*)

>>400
Welcome.
You're so much young!! And you're a girl, aren't you?
Anyway, your English is unnatural so you should study hard from now on.
Then you'd get a good English skill. Good luck;)

Ｙes.�T'm a girl.
How old are you? My English is unnatural?
Sorry...Then �T must study
hard...�T'll study English
hard! When you advised me
�T war happy.Thank you☆

Hell, everyone.
I'm looking for a good text book for effective usage of prepositions.
For example, I always mix up "on" and "of." I can't tell the difference between "analysis of" and "analysis on."
When I googled them, the former retrieves about 10 times larger results than the latter.
I guess "analysis of" would be natural for native speakers.
Do you have any ideas or recommendations?

Smelly fart doesn't always mean old men. It sometimes means young girls.

>>402
I guess your parp smells morbitly terrible.

It takes a long time to learn English the conventionay way.

I think you are NEETs.

Maki chan's fan is a nice guy.

>>407
I think you are an only NEET among us.

an only
（ ´,_ゝ`）ﾌﾟｯ

彼女が来るんだなー・・・ってちょっとガッカリしながら待っていたら、
来たのはなんと木曜日のおばさま！　
おいおいおい、おまえ、チャレンジかよー。
どうせ滅多に来てないんだから、
上達なんてしているわけないし。
案の定でした。全然相変わらず。
こっちの会話には全然ついて来れないみたいだし、
文法はめちゃくちゃだし。知ってる単語は少ないし。
すいません、その単語、私は7Cの時に覚えましたが？　って感じ。
（たまたまそういう職業の人が7C仲間にいたからですけど）　でも、
ちょっと嬉しかったのは講師が全然フォローをしなかったこと。
前だったら講師の方から彼女が理解しているかどうか確認していた
けど、今日は彼女から質問がないと突っ走っていました。
彼女からすごく寂しそうな雰囲気が感じられたけど、
敢えて無視させて頂きました。

今日のレッスンを「悔しい」と感じるようだったら彼女も
上達するんでしょうけどねえ。
>>おねがい貼って

>>410
Shut up, NEET! You are a stupid loser!

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Maki's stlaker is a NEET, too. I think.

KILL ALL THE FUCKING FOREIGN RARASITES!

JAPAN IS FOR THE JAPANESE

stlaker
RARASITES
（ ´,_ゝ`）ﾌﾟﾌﾟｯ

whata fucks wrong w u?

（ ´ ),_ゝ( `）ﾌﾟｯ

so wat u do know1

My cock is very large. you may be hard to suck it. Try it?

ながいけいこって、同じスクールなので顔は知ってる。
でもブサイクだよ。
どの講師かわからないが、好きな講師がいるらしく、レッスン後トロトロ歩いて
偶然を装うように待ち伏せしてる。
よくドイツ語講師のGと話しながら帰るのを見かける。
ブチャイクで日本人に相手にされないから、講師ですか、って感じ。
この人のブログ見たけど、「こいつ」「おまえ」とか
人を見下した表現ばかりで読んでて気分悪くなるね。
何様だとおもっているんだろう。

Hey honey, how old are you?

Nice to meet you.I'm fifteen years old.
I would like to work abroad in the future. But now I'm not good at English at all.So I must study hard.
Can you give me an idea of what you think of me?

I will be happy!

What is tanasinn?
It seems to be a Japanese thing, but as a foreigner I don't know what it is.

test

heyy

>>403
I would say "analysis of" but I would have a hard time justifying that "analysis on" was incorrect.

>>426
ttp://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1108077298/

Without Maki's fan, this thread becomes really quiet and boring.
We should let him talk about her.

Please, give him the benefit of the doubt. He just loves her so much
that he sometimes lose control of himself. He's a nice person himself.
Remember, love makes you blind! It's not his fault. If you ask me,
her beatifulness and prettiness makes him mad. And the more he talks
about her, the deeper his love goes. Your harsh attitude only makes
him all the more hardened. Please let him in this thread and consider
him as a best pal of yours. He's a good guy. We must treat him fairly!

If you can offer us more interesting topics than he did so far,
then do it. And if you can't, stop persisting in bothering him.
Anti-Maki's fans suck.

He must be jerking off now.

>>433
Take back what you just said! You must denigrade what he accomplished!
He let us know there are a real angel in this crazy world!
All you have to do is follow him.

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I didn't know Maki chan is an angel before he turned up here and show us
her smiles were very cheerful! No one can deny it. He is a good man because
he generously shared a good topic with us, which mean and stingy males keep it to
himself. We must applaud him when he's back. I just say this to
make you aware he did all he needed to make the world peaceful.

>>435
Shut uo! You idiot! Your derogatory remarks will make him all the more irritated!
I command you to get down on your knees and prostrate yourself before him!

Don't take me wrong, please.
I am the last person to speak against that Maki's fan. I can't be.
I've been saying that the fan of Maki boosts our motivation to get going.

>>438
I'll take your word for it. So finally it proved for there to be nothing
that will block our enjoyable idol conversation. Let's have fun.

>>431
You're right.

It seems to me that he knows a lot about idols, so no wonder there
are more idols he can introduce to us. In other words, he may be
a fan of Yukorin as well as Maki, and what's more, he can tell us
there are hotter idols other than Maki and Yukorin. I hope he will
get his mind made up to let us know about them.

This thread is full of idol geeks...

Talking about idols is highly reccomended in this thread.

I wonder.
Have you ever watched your own face?
>>443

>>443
You can say that again. As >>442 pointed out, this thread is for
those who are supportive of idols. In my view, I would like to know
about idols from all over the world, not only Japanese ones.

Looking back on the past postings, I remember Hillary Duff was
called the hottest American idol, which surprised me a little bit,
because I thought Britney Spears was the most popular idol in the US.

>>444
We suggest you look into the mirror when you wash your face in the morning.

>>447
Thanks. I will when I can.

I love this thread! We are all happy!

flankly speakin im tired of reading this thread sorry men

>>450
Lucky me. I don't need to read you again after you leave.

I have to pay some respect to the fan of Maki's, because he told us time and again
that Maki would get popular and go on TV often when she still didn't. I'm sure that
he can predict who will come up next.

Anyway, I believe he deserves Maki because he did see through her!
He can get married to her and become elated!

Someone said she rolled her eyes at the fan of Maki because she thought
he would try to tail her and narrowed down her address. But she was wrong.

I don't know who Maki is, but I'm sure that she's glad to have many fans.

However, please consider that how her fans act reflects on her. Be nice
and more people will find being a Maki fan attractive.

>>454
I don't think she has many fans, at least here in this thread.
It's that the fan of hers has been mentioned many times.

Please be kind to new people.

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Is anybody here?

Give me a break!

Can I see my words?

What do you mean, newcomer?

I heard of that the contents in each chat thread can only be less or equal to 1000, is this true?

>>462
Very true. The same as other threads.

interesting, actually I knew it after seeing the moving "train man"

movie, not moving (sorry)

Ah, you mean densha otoko, right?
To tell the truth, I haven't read the threads nor seen the movie.
Did you enjoy it?

>> 466
I watched the TV drama, much longer than the movie I think
Yes, it is Densha Otoko
Absolutely, I like it.

>>467
I see. All I know about Densha Otoko is that an otaku male helped out a woman called
Hermes before taking a good deal of advice online, and went out with her in the end.

Yes. the story is exactly what you said, but what it touched me is not the story,
it is the the underling thought such as what the true love is.

By the way, when did you watch the drama? I thought it aired months ago.

>>470
last week

>>469
He was shy, wasn't he?

>>471
On DVD?

>>472
Yes. He was, and I don't know if he is.
He had too much tears. I didn't like at the begigning but was touched in the end by something.

>>473
Yes.

What took you so long?

I'm fuckin' disappointed myself...

>>477
Are you disappointed in yourself? Why?
Or are you disappointed of someone else?

Hi, remember me? How have you guys been? I returned to England just
yesterday.

Nice to see Urban Predidtor and K-tan still frequent this board. 懐かしい！

>>480
Hello, how are things across the pond?

I'm still adjusting, but life here is much quieter and relaxed than
in Tokyo. Tokyo is a great place but is very expensive and stressful.

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その内容をお知りになりたい方は、下記をクリックしてください。

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I haven't been here for several days to hit upon a good strategy to make angel Maki chan happy when I marry her.
By the way, Have you seen a drama pn Earthquake in Tokyo on Nittere at 9 last night.
The drama gave me strong shock , but I decided myself I must protect my angel Maki chan from many dangers when big quake occurs.

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「身につく、よくつく、ウソをつく？」ー予約がとれないNOVAレッスン
「今日はNOVAの日、NOVAに勝った日」−全額返還に応じさせる
「３年で６００ポイント消化できる？」−NOVAレッスンの実態
「身につかない？よくつかない？」−「フリータイム制」の落とし穴
「いっぱい採って、いっぱい移ってく」−粗製乱造(?)の講師陣
「二度とやらないよ？二度とやれないよ？」−有利誤認のオンパレード
「身につく、よくつく、高くつく？」−不当表示(?)による契約
「いっぱい奪って、いっぱい返さない」−あとをたたない解約トラブル
「３０分の１に暴落した株価」−NOVAの経営は大丈夫？
「業界で年間３７００件の苦情」ーNOVAとのトラブル解決法
「NOVAこんな違法は許さないぞ！」−英会話教室の法的問題点
「なんだ、自治体でもできるのか」ー消費者センターなどの取り組み
「なんだ、少額訴訟もできるのか」−法的対抗手段のすすめ

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I can see 2 holy wings on Maki chan's back. So I believe she is an angel!

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　 　 　 　　ヽ　＿＿_＼（＼・∀・）　＜　 この糞スレのサクジョまだ〜？
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ブクオフで３００円だったからそんなに怒ってないけど
副島隆彦の英文法の謎を解く
を読んで、ハァ？ハァ？
こりゃ、だめだと投げ出したけど
騙された初級者が大勢いそうな・・・・

NOVA嬢に恋しています。どうしたら良いのでしょうか？

agerutoarerukarasagedene

This thread needs peaceful attitude.

>>479
Of course, I do. I've been thinking it is about time you came back here in the thread.
Anyway, how was your stay in Tokyo? Hope you enjoyed it.
Mind if I ask you to share your experience with us?

>>494
If she had wings she would fly away from you so soon.

>>484
And if she had wings she wouldn't need any help from you.

As you said, Tokyo is the most expensive place in the world, MAS.
To be truthful, I don't like it. Though Japan has become one of the
greatest debtor nation, roughly 7 trilion yen, we still have to
use money more than actually needed. I'm worried that we will go in
financial squeez when we are awake from a dream in which we
believe Japan has good enough money. We live in a relatively good condition,
all because we have borrowed huge money.

More importantly, I think you said you were worried about discrimination
against non-Japanese when you took a look at a website in which
someone said he felt let down when a Japanese girl closed a car window
as he came near her. Perhaps I said you don't have to worry about it, then.
How did things go? Was there a problem you encountered like the poster on the site had one?

No, 700 trillion yen. Horrible.
I can't imagine how much it is.

Nothing is more urgent than reducing Japan's huge deficit.

I like playstation

I didn't really feel discriminated against during my 3 month stay.
During the first few weeks I was stared at quite a lot, but as I
grew accustomed to acting and dressing in a more Japanese fashion
the staring stopped almost entirely.
What surprised me most was the morning rush-hour trains! I used
to take the Denentoshi sen all the way from Chuuourinkan to
Kudanshita, which is about an hour, every morning. The train
used to be so full I could literally not move. This really
shocked me during my first week but I got used to it after a
while. I'm really glad I don't have to endure the morning trains
during the summer - it must be unbearable.
As for debt, I don't really know much, but money and shopping
seemed to be the main theme of almost every thing on TV. The
program about the host bars in Ginza where a single bottle of
wine would be like 100 man en really shocked me.
In the UK people use credit cards for just about everything now,
and borrowing money is the norm. A lot of people have huge debts
but don't care at all.

Hey NEETs! Can't you find a job?

Hello everyone.

Suckk My cock!

That's not very nice.

my cock is shinsei Houkei.

t_t

suckk my cock!!!!

Suck only has one K in it, foo.

Therefore, you fail.

Do you know Houkei?

No, I do not.

No I don't

Houkei means cock is covered by his skin

Stop talking rubbish. Let's change the subject.

How do you feel about the situation we are put in here in this
chatting thread? Do you approve of Maki chan's fan who repeatedly
cliam that she comes from the heaven? Of course, she looks really
cute and hot, and actually she makes me feel comfortable,
but that doesn't mean he is allowed to make us queasy.
We are facing the deadend when it comes to a peacefully managed
thread in the English board. Do you think we should accept him or
we'd better let him go?

...
Riiight.

Right? What do you mean?
Do you believe in him?

We should let him go.

I was being sarcastic. We should let him go.

This thread is quite peace and quiet when he is out here for wanking with Maki.
I think He wanked 3 times. He is stupid

And he may be her stalker.

I get it. But the problem here is, how can we do that.
He also has the right to have a chat with us and have a good time
talking in English. Oh, and first of all, he can stay anonymous
and if he hopes he can use assumed names, there are many Maki chan's
fans getting around. So all we can do is talk him out of it, isn't?

Yes, we should talk him out of it.

>>52
Really? He is very horny and tough, isn't he? wanking 3 times a day makes him out of stock of his sperm.

>>524

>>520

>>520
Yeah, you have a point. If he left the thread, it would go very quiet.
As a matter of fact, I'm of two minds whether he should be let go or he
must be here to stay. It's just like a dillenma. We have to pay
some price if we want to keep this thread energetic, but we have to
make more efforts to make the price as small as possible.
What do you think we all get banded together and ask him to talk about
other stuff than idols. I believe he's kind. You see?
Talking about girls a lot doesn't make him a bad person. We have
to be patient before he can control of himself. What do you say?

>>524
It might be an idea to stop talking about masterbation.
You sound very childish.

>>523
Another choice is, we just ignore him. I don't want to take this
action to make him calm, though. But if he persists in clinging to
idols, then saddly there's no other way out!

Yes, that is the way to go!

Personally, idols conversation might be conducted here.
A, because it takes time to learn about what we should chat about.
B, because no one can decide what should be talked about.
And C, bacause for most part, males love females and females males.
The thing is, he should offer us more alternatives. Maki chan is not
a single idol in Japan. There are more idols we can share information with.
I mean, if he knows about other idols, he must talk about them.
That makes us think his knowledge will be drawn on when we want to know
our own preferable idols.

Suguri Fumie, Asada Mao, Sasha Cohen, Irina Slutskaya, Kim Yuna..
Why are figure skaters that beatiful?

By the way my cock is erecting now.

I am not familiar with idols.

I am good at computers.

I live in Canada. My Japanese is very bad.

>>533
In which case you can chat about actresses.

>>535
>>534
Did you just forget about the Japanese language, or are you a Canadian?
Anyway, my English is horrible, but I don't care so much about it, especially online,
so don't feel embarassed.

I'm a Canadian. I live in Saskatchewan.
We still have snow here.

>>534
That's great. I'm far from a computer expert.
Do you use your computer to learn English?

>>538
Really? It's far colder than it is where I live.
And welcome here. I've had talked with a few Canadian here before.
They said they were learning Japanese.

You might not think your Japanese are bad. Learning another language
takes great efforts. I know that, because I always feel it's tough for me
to get used to English.

It is 10pm here. Goodnight everyone.

If I'm not mistaken, a competition of figure skate took place a few weeks ago
in Canada. I wonder it was broadcast in your place as well?

Canada reminds me of maple. I watched on TV that Canadian people
love to eat food with maple syrup. It took me by surprise that
they poured maple syrup on meat, ham, omelets and so on. It's
like soy sauce for Japanese food.

>>541
Good night.

>>532
How is your cock right now?

I don't understand he finds sexuality in Maki.

Shut up! Maki chan is an angel! She is very pure and she will marry me.

No one stood behind him at first, but in the end, he managed to convince
everyone that there's an angel idol.

Just as I thought, without Maki's fan, this thread becomes really sluggish and inactive.

>>548
Even if it is active when he is around the quality of the thread is terrible.

Today's newspaper says that confidential information of the police reports have been flowing on the syberspace
through the software called Winny.

For those who don't hear about the software, let me tell you what it is in brief first.
Winny is a computer program by which people can exchange data on your computers
from one to another. And the Japanese media recently has focused on the problem that data obtained through winny
sometimes contain computer virus, causing your important and secret information let loose on the net.

Today, an infected computer which belongs to a police officer uploaded crucial cop manuals and
reports. And to our surprise, one of the reports showes that the police falsified documents and
gave imaginary informants some money as a token of appreciation. According to the news article I read,
several murder cases are cooked up and some guys were arrested on false and invented statements.
Isn't that mad?

Although I haven't installed Winny because I don't know much about computer and
the Japanese government told its people to delete it from your computer, there isn't
no need to do so. Why? The software helped reveal the fraud scheme, which could've been
carefully contained in the computer, and we wouldn't have known the gloomy side of the police.

Well, what do you think about the incident?

>>530

I have no problem with idol fans on the thread as long as they
speak in English and keep the conversation in good taste.

>>550

This case shows both the power of the internet and the
inadequacies of the Japanese police. If the media run with
this (and aren't hushed by the government), it could be a major
scandal. The police should be ashamed of themselves for being corrupt
and failing to serve the people.

Ｍｒマーリック？アーﾊｰ

How are you doing?

I major in English at my university, but during spring vacation,
I hardly studyed it. I'm worried about next semester.
I know it's my own fault.

I'm sorry, it is the back of a leaflet.

What do you mean by 「it is the back of a leaflet.」？　I don't think
I have ever heard that expression before.

>>555
It's not me, but as a japanese I can guess what >>554 wanted to mean.
"I should have known better than to ramble about my own situation here.
Instead, it might have been better to jottle it down on my notebook."
or something like that is the point he wanted to make.
In a word, he put Japanese words directly into English word for word.
This is my guess, but he wanted to be as deplomatic as possible with posters here.
When 2ch'ers talk about something they think is beside the point
or when they just want to make themselves sound polite, they often say
"チラシの裏（に書くべきだった）".

>>556
>jottle it down
→jotted it down

chiraurasumaso

Very silent.

He is anything but diligent. That's why he flunked math again.

Come back, Maki chan's fan!!

I am a cherry boy.

I believe with all my might that the only was we can keep Maki's fan away from this thread
is that we keep talking about him all the time. I found that he is really shy and hates to be
referred to. Don't you think so?

was →way

He's busy in musturbating now I think.

>>565
Obviously not. You don't know what he believes in, how he thinks, or even what he is like.
People tend to underrate him because he always brings up the subject on idols and he's full of
arrogance. But they are wrong. He sure wants to get attention but
at the same time, once everyone starts to pay attention to him, he feels embarrassed
and keeps to himself.

>>565
You, filthy evil spirits! Maki chan is an angel. He doesn't see her
in his mind's eye when he wanks!!

>>565
You are fucking idiot! Don't speak ill of him! He just want to marry her. He's a misery but pure fan!

Let's move on to other idols, shall we not?

Do you remember there was a fan of Emma Watson's here?
After it turned out that she drinks, he's never be here again.
Was he so shocked?

How do you like Housho Mai?

>>565
Go back where you belong! We don't want you here!

You are referring to notorious warehouse stupid man, aren't you?
I think He got a pink-slip, got fire.lol

>>565
Get out from here!!!!

>>572
You git. You should leave NOW!

>>572
You are not welcome here.

Maki chan is mine. Yukorin is yours.

Maki chan have powerful wings on her back and with them she can fly to
the moon, far away from this crazy world, looking down on the earth.
So I feel protected from any harm.

But Emma don't have wings.

Why are you disgusting me? I'm telling you the truth about Maki's stalker!!
He's crazy he's idiot he's wanking with Maki!

>>579
He is not the kind. He's more mushy.

>>579
Never ever insult him in front of me. He's the most wonderful person that I have ever seen.

Maki chan's fan's a hunk.

Plus he's kind to anybody he talks to.

BoA looks very cute.

BoA is a south korean singer who speaks Japanese and English as well as her own mother tongue.
She's not only cute but also smart. Of course, she's a good singer.

Maki chan is not an angel. She is my fairy.

How come all the people here say good things about the maniacal fan of Maki's?

Because he love to hear a true love story.

Is there any board like here 2ch, in Yahoo US?

>>589
There are anonymous boards and some boards where you have to sign up, but none are as big as 2ch.
ttp://www.big-boards.com has the registration boards and ttp://www.4-ch.net and ttp://world4ch.org are the main 2ch style boards.

板の趣旨に則した公益性が有る事象・直接の関係者や被害者による事実関係の記述・等が含まれたものは削除されません。
レッスンに行く時、まだレッスン中の時間だったのにBiが講師控え室から出てきました。
「Hi！」なんて普通に、どちらかと言えば無表情で挨拶をしたんだけど、ふと思って・・・
目の前の男子トイレの入り口で通せんぼしました（爆）
こんなことしても私はだれからも嫌われない、やっぱり可愛いからだわ。

>>590
thanks!

>>590
Hi,I've been to 4ch.It's English version of 2ch,isn't it.
And not as active as here.

One hydrogen atom says "I think I lost an electron"
the other hydrogen atoms asks "are you sure"
"Yeah! I'm positive"

I'm a bored American who decided "What the heck, I'll talk in 2ch's ENGLISH section". So let's have a Q&A session!
Unfortunatly for me, I don't know jack shit about the Japanese language, except that you call Japan "Nihon", and all Japanese men are born with both an S&M fettish and a panty fettish.

Didn't you know panties are things the God gives to us?
They are so divine that you can't tough them casually.

>>595
You do realize that it is 2 in the morning so only NEETs are awake right?

Oh, is that so? Anyway, tell me, how much do you love panties?

>>598 is not me.

>>595 is me.

>>597
I only realized that only after posting, but had to go to class.

I noticed that although everyone's english on here is good, there are a couple of tiny errors. Here's a webpage that can help you out a lot: http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/

I don't know much about how to say things right in English.
It's too tough for me to learn all the words listed in the website by heart.
How can I improve my English?

I heard that Bush had put greater emphasis on learing Chinese than
any other langueges because of the growing concern about China's army.

Not that I'm aware of.

>>599
A comma is only used after an introductory subordinate clause or when joining two independent clauses with a coordinating or correlative conjuction.
You also should use the present perfect tense instead of past tense (i.e. "I have noticed").

>>601
[because of the growing concern about China's army. ]

r u sure?? u mean not growing concern about chinas economy?? well, most pple r nothing
to do with army.. how can it be??

People in America learn a foreign for fun not because the President said so.

>>601 I never really heard of that. The thing is, China really wouldn't want to invade America for one big reason: us Americans are China's biggest trading partner.
If we went to war, where would China sell all of their cheeply made, but average quality goods?

To its slave contries.

Hello again~

China is far more of a threat economically than militarily (although
it is certainly not slouching in that area either). No China = No
Cheap Goods = Massive inflation = US Economy crashes.

More than just America's economy would be in trouble without China

Stupid question about travelling to Japan...
I'm going to do voluntary work in Japan soon and I have to go with a
tourist visa. So far I know that 1) Europeans can stay up to 6 months
in Japan with a tourist visa. BUT, normally 3 months. 2) I need to
have a return ticket if I wish to enter Japan.
So I'm kinda confused here... I want to stay for 6 months, but can I
have a return ticket which is dated at that time? After 3 months I'm
supposed to contact the authorities or something... How is this
matter usually handled in Japan?...and maybe I'm completely clueless,
so pls give me advice :)

>>604
I'm way sure. President Bush launched a language program after 9/11
to the effect that language experts will be needed to study other contries'
clasified information in terms of protecting the US from milirary threats.

My angel Maki chan has 2 sacred wings on her back. I can see them. You can't see them,
By the way, President Bush wants to retreat thier military forces from Iraq because it is stable, democracy.
But actual state of Iraq is much more danger. I think He is a bad politician.

She is falling in love with me. she wanna marry me.
But she is an angel and I am an ordinary human being with something intelligent.
There is a considarable gap between us. May God forgive us.

I must go to the dentist, good-bye

you'd better have the dentist pull out all your teeth.

Imagine that Maki chan would be the dentist. You'd concentrate more on
her, not the pain in your mouth.

>>613
Yeah, she has beautiful wings. I saw her flying in the sky above
my apartment before she ascended to me. She knocked on the door to come into
my room. Of course, I let her in. She was wearing a pleading expression on her face,
which gave me a loving feeling. I can't help giveing her a tight hug in return for
what she's done for me. She looked enchanted. That made me all the more affectionate
to her.

>>616
If he had his teeth pulled out, he has to wear a denture, sir.

There seems to be lots of dorks in here who should go to mental hospitals.
don't you all have better things to talk about ?
I'm sick and tired of such kinds of stuff.

There are two kinds of people here.
A) Those who try to share information with each other, always have an optimistic outlook on life.
B) Those who doesn't have anything to talk about do nothing but to complain.

>>621
Then,Which class do you think you belong to ?

620 falls into B.

623 will fall down to hell and never come back again.

A new idol came up. Benny the glamarous.

Benny is the girl whose father comes from America and she speaks English.
She sings and dances. People say she looks really glamarous.

>>625
Who is Benny ?
What's her profession ?

We Benny fans should strengthen ongoing fights against Maki's fan.

Has she already appeared on a Japanese TV program ?

>>627
She sings and dances.

>>629
Sure. ANd she will have her second CD album released soon.

Maki seems cute but too skiny, while Benny looks sexy, wild, and glamarous.

Maki's fan must feel affronted to know that there is another
angelic girl coming down to our planet.

You sounds like you are really into her.

Benny's fans will have a dominant influence over the thread
to see to it that Maki's fan will be ousted from here. We must
fight against the demonic fan.

When Maki's fan appears here, he feels high and speaks jumble-mumble.
Everyone wants him to leave.

you mean you're gonna declare war against Maki's fan ?

>>637
You took me wrong.
We don't want to wage war, but if it can't be helped, it can't be helped.

We are happy to announce that Benny is even cuter than Maki.

I'm very interested in what's going on here in the near future.

>>640
It won't be long before fans of Benny's replace Maki's.

But Yukorin is most attractive in terms of whose fart is how aromatic.

I don't make a discrimination of idols because of fart.
As a human being, you can't expect too much about fart.
Even if fart smells of nothing in perticular, it can't be
so aromatic.

>>641
How about Yokorin's fans ?

>>644
I don't know, How about you?

>>645
Me,neither.
I don't know much about idols.
I just droped in on here for the first time and ran into you.

What're you doing?

Have you ever undergone a MRI test?
I had my brain examined by that medical test in those days.
It was horrible.

I made an appointment and went to hospital. I got underground and
wait for a medical professinal to call me. It was 30 minutes before
I was called in a room where I got on something like a table and lay
on my back. My forehead and chin were holded by straps to snsure
that my head wouldn't move a little. The medical examiner got me a
small hand pump so that I can give them a signal if I felt nausiea during the MRI test.
After that, the board I was on moved and I went in the MRI machine.
And I found it very oppressing in there, what with powerful magnatic wave and
a continuous huge buzz as if I were at a construction site. What's more, this is
a complete mistery to me, but I felt as if something hit my forehead repeatedly, not physically,
but I felt an invisible hummer hit it. Nearly 20 minutes had passed before the
test got finished. It was a nightmare.

Fortunately, though, it turned out that there was nothing wrong with my brain.
By the way, you want to know how much it was to get through the medical checkup, don't you?
It's some 5000 yen.

How hard to get medical aid.

Ah, I thought medical examiners are people who use medical mathines and
see how good/bad patients are. But I seemed wrong.
I just used google searching engine and learned about what they are.
Could you tell me how to describe a person who uses a medical machine in English?
I didn't find out by myself.

English is too hard for me to learn. There are millions of words I have to know
to convey what I want to say.

>>649

english is pretty easy to learn once you get past the saying that make no
sense when you think about them literaly.

>>649
Well, aren't there alot of Kanji out there as well? You don't have to learn the meaning of every word.
Sometimes even I don't know the meaning of the words I use, I just know when it's appropriate to use them.

>>648
5000 yen for an MRI is nothing. In the US, it would be more like
50,000 yen (if not more) for someone without insurance (we have no
national health care here). I've never had to have one (thankfully),
but I sympathise.

>>649
I believe than an MRI operator would be a radiologist. Radiologists
also use CAT scans and X-Rays. The general term would be medical
technician.

>>652
A radiologist is a medical doctor whose specialty is reading and interpreting X-Ray, CT, MRI, PET, etc.
results.

The person running the machine is called a technologist/technician. They generally only have about the
same medical training as a paramedic or nurse and a lot of training on operating the equipment.

?

!

YOu are cherry boys who haven't had a girlfriend for a few dozens years. But don't worry then.
You can solve your horny feelings with your routine of wanking.lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol

>>653

The joy of being anonymous on this board is that I don't have to be
embarrassed about failing to make the distinction despite being a native
speaker...

Whatis Maki's fan doing now? He is sleeping, studying, stalking or wanking?

Do you miss him?

今朝は眠かった〜東横線・・・爆睡
東海道線・・・戸塚から爆睡
茅ヶ崎駅のバス停で会社の人に会う。
バスに乗り座る・・・「××前〜」という運転手さんの声で目が覚める。

実はこのバス停、うちの会社の最寄りバス停の次のバス停（涙）
えーん、会社の人〜〜〜。起こしてよ〜〜〜


やっぱり、この１週間は疲れた。体力じゃなくて、精神的に。。。早く慣れなきゃ、この環境。


午後、同じバスに乗った会社の人と社内で会う。
「ながいさん、今日会社間に合った？」

ちくしょー！！！
>>まだだれもコピーされていること教えてあげてないみたい、哀れだ。

Maki is an angel.

667 名前：ながいけいこです。私のブログの添付禁止のため2分割 ：2006/04/07(金) 23:56:30
http://www.hi-ho.ne.jp/
k-nagai/index.htm

>>656
"wank" really sounds like you've reserched that word.
Do you mean your girlfriend for a Japanese-English dictionary?

>>661
There are a lot of Makis in Japan. Are all of them angels?

I'm bored.

I'm dull...
For nothing,I stay up for paying no attention to the radio till now.
Wy biological clock will go wrong again.

I'm suffering from boredom.

If you make an appraisal form by a numerical rating based on
a scale of one to five, with five being outstanding, four being
excellent, three being meets expectations, two being acceptable,
and one being poor, then which do you rate about this thread?

I'd say the recent drop in the number of the posters here
has also made new people discouraged to participate in this
chatting thread. We should stimulate as many people as possible
to get the thread busy.

イチローのファック

先日、宿泊先のホテルでテレビニュースを見ていたら、野球の国・地域別対抗戦ＷＢＣの２次リーグで
韓国に負けた直後の日本側ベンチが映っていた（その後の準決勝で日本は韓国を破って決勝に進む）。

　ファック。音声はなかったが、おそらくイチローはそう叫んだ。

　思わず笑っちまった。
野球にほとんど関心がなく、イチローについても通り一遍の知識しかないけれど、こいつはアホと思った。
米国での試合とはいえ、日本人選手しかいない日本側ベンチで、わざわざ英語のファックを使う必要はあったのか。
イチローは米国暮らしが長く、英語漬けの毎日だから思わず無意識に使ったのだろうという推測もあるいは成り立つが、
本当に思わず口をついた言葉だったのかと、あまのじゃくの俺は疑ってしまう。

イチローは悔しさの余り、我を忘れてファックと叫んだのか。実は「ある特定の意図」があって使ったのではないか。
すなわち、ファックと叫ぶことで周りの選手が「おお、アメリカ人みたいでかっこいい」と思われることを狙ってのことだったのではないか。
よくいるでしょう、やたらエーゴを使いたがる洋行帰りのかぶれ野郎が。

What's the deal?

Maki's fan is having the time of his life now.

I need to turn myself in.

>>673
What? What did you do? You aren't a murderer, are you?

Shut your face you piece of shit!!!

Ｉ　ａｍ　ｎｏｔ　ａ　ｃｈｅｒｒｙ　ｂｏｙ！

What is Maki's fan doing now?

>>668
Poor is sutable.

I love Ayaya.
I want to have a date with her.
What will I do?

>>679
Ayaya.. What do you like her about?
I don't mean to be presumptuous, but she's a cutie girl.
You don't want to be tricked again, do you? Yukorin, Tenkarin, Emma,
Maki...You've been decieved many times.

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　（　´∀｀）＜. さっさと消えるモナ　　　　　　　 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　
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　　し´ヽっ　

Ayaya is a hot idol in Japan now? I can't believe it.

Ishihara Shintaro, the governor of Tokyo, stated today that he
had a concern about the fact that English would be taught in elementary school,
also said it was more important to learn Japanese and that school kids couldn't
learn about any knowledge on foregien contries until they mastered Japanese.

I was truly disappointed that one of the influential leader of Japan had a terrible
thing in mind. I thought my ear deceived me.

How dare he can make any comment on educational matters, now that he's decided to
close down half of the evening schools even though the UN asked him to try his best
not to do so. He shouldn't have said that.

The aggresive and derogatory governor once said the French language was no longer
worthy of learning because English became a common language and fewer french speakers
were in the world, which comment must be criticized if I'm not mistaken.

Do you agree or disagree with him?

Do you know about the beautiful girl 31 club?
Arashiro Beni, who is nicknamed as Benny, belongs to the club.

She went so far as to call me an idiot!

>>683
Well, to tell you the truth, French really is useless outside France and some African countries. I studied French at high school but found it useless.

Besides, Japanese is a lot closer to my heart. Beautiful language!

Japanese is absolutely useless outside Japan, though.
And it's not that beautiful.

>>686

You're forgetting parts of Canada.

Personally, I believe that it's important to start students on foreign
languages as early as is possible, as it gets progressively harder
with age. As somebody who didn't have to seriously learn a second
language until university, I wish I'd been able to start earlier
(although I also know that I did not have the self-discipline necessary
at that earlier point).

hi

>>689
welcome!

hi

anyone to teach me japanese

>>691
do you have any question?

It's still April.

>>684
Yeah I know her. she is somewhat pretty and sexy. Fukuda Saki and Benny are the shinny two heads of that club

>>695
Are the two of them cute?

I'll be trying to be making myself useful without getting in anybody's way.

>>696
Yeah they are pretty. I often masturbate with both

>>698
I must admit that Benny looks so fascinating, attrative and exotic
that I can't resist her temptation. Benny is mine. Saki is yours.

>>699
Shut! Penis-shaker! Both are mine! Yasuko Mitsuura is yours!!

>>700
You're stingy. You don't want to go out with two girls at a time.
You should give up on Benny.

>>701
Ok, Benny is yours.

I like polygamy system! They are mine! You should put up with Becky, not Benny!

>>702
Thank you, thank you, thank you!

>>703
That's not acceptable in Japan. It's baned by the civil code.
Becky is surly a half Japanese, as Benny is. But their looks
are completely different from each other. As a matter of fact,
Becky's dad comes from English while Benny's dad is an American.
I'll buying Benny. Oh, hey, why don't you choose Becky for yourself?

>>704
Shut! stupid penis shaker! Benny, Becky, Saki Fukuda, Saki Aibu, Kyoko Hasegawa, Sayuri Iwata, Aya Ueto ,Yuri Ebihara.
They are my wives! You should put up with your cock!

>>705
Excuse me. Who's Sayuri Iwata?

>>706
she is one of my wives. google 岩田さゆり

>>707
I'm sorry. I'm using my PC in the living room so I don't want
to google her now. What's she like?

>>708
she is pretty. she is appearing a CM. OK, boy. I give you my Becky.

>>709
Are you watching TV now? Becky is on TV now.
She says she can't behave herself in front of a boy she likes.

she is lieing. or she pretends so.
You can't understand female attitude because you are a cherry boy.

>>711
What're you saying? Watch TV, NOW!!

I'm sure Aya Ueto is seeing Morita Go and Yuri Ebihara is also seeing
someone.

>>713
All of them listed in >>705 have boyfriends.

>>713
dpn't worry. I gave them Go and that idiot

>>715
Cut it out. You should know there is no one who want to go out with you
even Mituura Yasuko must turn her back on you.

>>715
Don't stop it. Keep talking about great idols!

>>687 It isn't useless for me. And beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so why should we keep arguing about that.

I will be happy!

Penelope is the only female I shall marry,right?

What is Penelope? Does it mean Doi Takako, the former head of Japan's Socialist Party.
she is too old...

I　meant　ペネロペクルス.
I don't know the spell.
She is the best girl I have ever met.
This is the first time I reveal my feeling.
My face is now like an tomato.
(　^ω^)

is somebody there?

yes

I 'm here!!
Le'ts have a chat or two!!
I'm off to bed. See you.

good night, then...

このスレみて２ちゃんねるが全く役に立たないゴミ情報を垂れ流すだけの掲示板だというのがよく分かった。

ネットにはもっと、有益な情報サイトはたくさんあるから、こんな糞みたいな掲示板でまともな情報得るのは無理。

ここで書き込みしてるのは単なる暇つぶしで意味もなく喚いているだけ。

２ちゃんねらー全体に言えるけど、一般社会から外れた負け組だと痛感したよ。

さいなら

>>727

Please speak in English in this thread.

Is anybody else awake, or is everybody on their way to work?

I'm here.

How are you doing

>>730
Fine thank you .and you ?

>>731

Not bad. I finally saw one of the VOTOMS OVAs tonight (they aren't out
in the US, but I found a tape of one at a Book-Off once). Very enjoyable.

Time to sleep.

What's the VOTOMS OVAs?

>>732
Get up! It isn't time to sleep. You should stay awake.

My Maki Horikita is an angel!

she has two pretty wings on her back. she can fly! she wanna marry me!

>>736
You must have hit your head seriously.
See a doctor.

>My Maki Horikita
She is not yours.
But she is not mine,either.

hi mate. wha u up 2 ? i just wona make frienz of ya .

>>>733

ttp://www.votoms.net

Old mecha anime from the 80s.

There is no peple here.

I'm here to speak with you.

I want u

wow...Japanese never cease to amaze me.
Phoenix Wright (逆転裁判) and Ouendan (押す! 闘え! 応援団) are the best games I've played in a long time.

I'm tired...
I wanna be NEET.

>>744
To be honest, although I know next to nothing about video games,
I have played RPGs, English or Japanese, that amature programmers created and have distributed
for nothing. Most of them are graphically not so well made, but
some of them have really interesting senarios.

It is too long sentence.

Info-exchange]Discuss EnglishJapanese learning
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1144647075/l50

We've come to the conclusion that nothing is more urgent than recuding Japan's huge deficit.

>>746

I feel much the same way. I don't like video games very much,
but I find myself unable to avoid having to follow the gaming news
because I have a number of friends who work in the gaming industry
(both as programmers and in promotions, press, publishing). The
only kind of games that I really like are puzzle games like Puyo
Puyo or Tetris and music games like Dance Dance Revolution.

A couple of my friends are hooked on World of Warcraft, though.
They also like Type Moon games, despite being unable to read them. =)

My homework is uzai.

>>751

I hated doing homework until I got to university. Once you
start doing research and study things that you actually enjoy,
it gets to be a lot more fun.

Then start going to work and wish you were back in school.

>>752 I see.
But I think that Math is not need in my future.
I think that everyone have this idea.
Because suuretsu is wakewakaran.

>>753

I thought that too once I decided on my major in university (History)
and found myself doing statistics as a contract worker. At least I
can make the computer do the really hard work for me. You won't
need to do calculus on a regular basis in most jobs, but the
basics really are important.

If only I could use my German as regularly as my math.

>>754 You are very greatman.
Now I am irritated.

>>754
Sorry to interupt, but I've heard before that the EU tried to
creat a history textbook that intergrades all europian histories
into one that all peoples in the EU can share with each other
such as German and France. I thought it took great efforts to
have the same perspective. So I'm curious to know how well it went.

As for Japan, South Korea and China, I heard some historians are working
side by side trying to write a new history book now.

Though I am high school grade3 student,I cannot understand your res.

>>756

I haven't heard about that, but it doesn't surprise me. The EU
is a bizarre socio-political environment in that it wants
standards across the Union for things like commerce and basic laws,
but also calls for individualism in promoting and protecting
national heritage. My guess is that this project may succeed
for general history classes, but that students will still be
required to take a couple years of localised national history.

For what it's worth, I live in the US, and the history textbooks
here are pretty terrible. I haven't had to look at one for a
few years, but they lack depth in order to cover 200-600 years
(American/European history) in the academic year. A lot of the
things I found most interesting in History at University (German
unification, the decline of the Habsburg monarchy, the Dutch
rebellion) were barely mentioned or omitted entirely from the
high school curriculum (though I did have two years of American
History that covered similar events, just in more depth later on).
European history was entirely optional at my high school, and
the only Asian history class (Japanese/Chinese/Korean)was not only
optional, but taught as a generic "World History" class which included
Africa, the US, and major European events.

I would be very interested in reading a combined Asian history book.

>>758
I see. Now that the UE is one of the biggest communities in the world,
both commercially and politically, it needs shared veiw on history.
At the same time, though, the more integrated textbooks are for
general history class, the more emphasis will be put on a localised national history.
The same would go for Japan. If the Asian history book is written,
I doubt it will be adopted as a schooltext book.

No, EU.

I cannot follow you.

>>759

It's something like that. In the US, local history is taught
early on. I had city and state history in elementary school,
and we began (basic) world and national history in middle school.

European history is a lot more complicated, though. Because
Europe (as most people think of it) consists of about 20-30
independent nations, there's not an overarching "European"
history that stands on its own. There are some areas that can
be generalised (Roman Empire, Middle Ages, Napoleon, World Wars),
but even then regional differences are more notable versus, say,
the US civil war where things were similar across the North and
across the South. I took a class once on the role of the knight
in medieval Europe, and the structure of the fighters and Nobility
were radically different in England, France, Germany, etc.

If I were putting together an EU program, I would do general survey
twice - once before National history to enable a generic timeline,
and then again afterwards in order to show how things come together.

I am a man who see things in much broader perspective with bird eye's
view. So I wouldn't ramblie on about European history.

I'd make Earth History textbook that could be read by aliens living in galaxy

>>763

Sorry, I use European History because it's what my studies were focused
on so it's easy to find examples.

A textbook on Earth for aliens. That would be worth buying, so long
as it said more than just "Mostly Harmless".

The aliens can be worms, not being developed to the shape of human being
so, maybe they can't read a textbook. It's likely that textbook made of paper
is what they eat, not what they read.^^

How stupid I am writing these silly things in the middle of the night.
No wonder I am out of job. I think I better hit the sack now.
Thanks for your company.^^

>>765

There is nothing stupid about being creative and having a good imagination.
The trick is to find a job that appreciates it!

Is there a Benny fan here?

日本のゴールデンウイークのお祝いに、只今より２００６年５月９日までの間、 4chan.orgは日本のIPからアクセスできるようになります。
ご存知の通り、当サイトは長い間日本のIPからアクセスできないように設定されていましたのですが、その原因としては反日感情でもなんでもなく、単なる回線容量が不十分な問題より確立された対策でありました。
この間にトラブルが起こらない以上、当サイトは恒久にこの設定のままで経営したいと思います。
私達も今まで日本の「２ちゃんねる」と「ふたば☆ちゃんねる」を見て楽しんでいましたので、今度は是非、日本の皆様にウチの「4chan」を同様に楽しんで使って頂きたいと思います。

>>768

4chan is full of scary perverts. Why would anybody want to go near it?

Would you get me home tonight?

I'm out of my depth.

>>770
Of course I would.
I'll take care of you tenderly.

Can you take me to the moon? I thought you said you had wings on your back.

History stumps me. I have a hard enough time remembering what happened last week.

My hear is long.Teachers said to me that 'cut!'

Your teacher was right. A rule is a rule.
If your hair grows and looks messy, you should have your hair cut.
You should obey him. If you don't, then you'll be expelled.

What came next happened so soon nobody noticed it really happened.

>>775
and your writing ability is "long" too.

>>778
Shut up! My angel Maki chan likes my hair left as it grows!

a wrong rule should be revised immediately

Only if it's really wrong, though.
In this case, the man with long hair looks too creapy to get near
and he touches his hair quite often. He can't concentrate on anything
because of his messy hair. So nothing wrong with the rule.
He should ask his mom to cut it short immediately.

You are Neets.lol

Maki chan has long hair herself, so I need to grow my hair.
She's an angel. If I go out with her, do you think I can become
an angel too?

>>783
Youcan't be a male angel. You remain a stupid NEET who always jerks off.. lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lo l lo l lol lol
And Maki is not yours! she is mine. Mitsuura Yasuko is yours.

I fell in love with Benny at first sight. Six month later when a TV show she appears on now
comes to an end, I'll take a chance and propose to her.

>>785
I think you are so foolish that you love Becky. she is not charming...
you make me vomit

>>784
Shut up! Maki chan is an angel and I will be an angel too!
We'll take a trip to the moon soon after wings grow on my back!

>>786
Who's Becky?

>>787
Idiot! you had best go to the Hello-work to find a physical job!

I am tired of wanking with Benny. she can no longer give my erection.

In my opinion, Benny looks like Blessed Virgin Mary.
She is noble as well as cute and sexy. She's definitely different
from your mean angel Maki.

>>791
But she is an ordinary girl when she sleeps with me in my bed.

My angel Maki chan was considered a wild pig.

OK, men!Please write here the 3 sizes of both pretty idols. Maki and Benny.
I don' know them in detail

>>792
What do you define as ordinary? She's extraordinary when she's with me.
You seem to have missed it because she prefers to be with me.

>>795
she asks me to kiss her more, she hides her expression to marry me. she feels happiest when I hug and kiss her. in particular sex with her.
Boy! do you understand? Idols are treacherous out of fans. I don't want you to lose your pure heart. you are a pure cherry!

It smells like your cunt.

>>793
I'd call her a porcupine angel.

>>796
Oh, you'd better get a grip on yourself.
How many times have you been decieved by my angel?
I'd like to express sorry for what she's done for you.
Please don't stop sticking to her after you know she's tricked you.

I'm gonna be against his opinion stealthily .
"creepy" "messy"...these are his personal views.
what my hair is like is one of my private matters.

>>778 What do "long" mean?

>>801
Oh, that's a top secret.

>>802 Why? Is my English sentence bad?
Tell the truth,please.

I have a little problem! it's is in my mind! I have to memorize a lot of new information!
but I have only 3 months! damn, I hate those exams!! what should I do??
Reading wont help

holy crap! I feel life 15yo helpless thrug!!

>>803
hear -> hair
I don't know what you meant with the second sentence.
Maybe "My teachers told me to cut it"?

the sweet taste of decadence!!! if I fail my exams I will say "goodbye"
to ordinary life, and became ... male fashion model! this is worst lifepath
ever

>>803
Don't take it seriously. I like nitpicking.
you just spelt the "word" wrongly,not "sentence"

I hate cold and sour official system of education

to teach language you should understood that language is the system.

>>810
So what ?

this is a good example of what can be called perfect english:

Nowhere in America of Europe not even among the great liberated
thinkers of the Enlightment did democratic ideas appear respectable to
the cultivated class.

>>806 Oh.I noticed "hear",sorry.
Second sentence is that you are right.I must study more English grammar.
>>808 I learned "hair" by heart. Thanks.

this is my future.
enter the best university in my own country and study the history of united states
or
fail exams and became malefashionmodel/gaywhote
discuss

j/k

I want to add something to >>814
enter the best university study hard and became a politican!! lol
this is of course just a stupid joke! my goal is became a person
who work in international affairs! it's means that I should kill
my inner I and became a living robot! and I can do it. I WILL DO IT!
if only I pass exams!

If I enter the university I would be able to study japanese on sunday!

you know what! I fell in love with a women who wrote an english grammer book!
look what she wrote:

We no longer prefer to confront reality directly for long age we
learned and accepted the fact that reality has for all practical purposes become
unmanageable. Instead we have turned our energies to the proliferation
and production of endless amounts of unreality to soothe our tired and
fractured egos.
this woman must be just like me, when she was a 17yo girl! I wish
I could met her back then.

you're on the phone
you're all alone
I look at you
I look at you
cry
bonaclous are on my eyes
how come noone is over?

if I fail my exams I either kill myself or became gaywhore

please tell me do you understood >>817
??????????

Hello! I am an English teacher in Japan and I run an English club. I am trying to engage my students in fun and "cool" ways to use English, and I thought teaching them about zines and having them make their own bilingual zines would be fun for them.

hey hey hey

nothing new. can't sleep. keep thinking about youth slipping away. what i wanna say will never be said.

you loosing yr time
u loosing yr friends
dont you panic!!!

anybody
please
say
something

it's your choose.
to feel sorry for yrself and be alone and crying and depressed
or start working and studing!

The bird swims against the tide.

moscow diskow
that melody of my tired ego

hey! now I give u some discussion about politics!!!
Britain both could have and should have stayed out of the second world war
leaving Soviet union to crush hitler's germany.

Oh! Hideki Toujou,nice too meet you.
It is a lie.

who the hell is hideki toujou???

deep down...
they think I am vermin
got more faces
then cindy sherman

but actually I am an arrogant asshole

>>820
aye i almost do what he said
so he must be mental or something

when I see couples I feel so bad....
I dont want to live in my native country it's like nightmare to me!
but there is a hope that one day I can forget my native country and
start new live in another country

よくわかんねーけどおめーらスゲーな！

hey do you know why I am so sad in my heart!!!
I dont know why
there is a spring and everybody should be happy

I want to leave all my sadness somewhere

my childhood was a mess
a totaly mess
not even a single good memories

i lived in a fiction reality I had created for myself! I could work
and study but instead of that I turned to the fiction reality!

i'm sorry to hear that...

but I am just 19!! I will be studing in sep 2006 with just 17 year olds

do you know how it feels to be a failure as a h-u-m-a-n p-e-r-s-o-n?
I do.

well, many people have good abilities but they lack very important thing
called M-I-N-D.

or M-O-N-E-Y

hey I think I like women who are 25+ year old
I am 19.
what this means?

many NERDS or GEEKS when they (finally) grow actually realises that
they like old women

it's means MOTHER COMPLEX. you're not searching for a girl but for an
another mother

and this is because my mother failed as mother. and that because the
father of my mother was a diplomat which means he failed to play his role
as father to my mother

ouch.
what should I do?

I should riterid from my role of ART-FAG and choose another role to play.

hey people!! do you know who are the best actors ever?
yeah the people with Asperger's Syndrome lol
but they did not realise it.

bye. I am going to read history of my own country (which I just hate w a passion)

>>850

don't worry

has he finished his speech?
whew

whats wrong with my speech? lol

we miss warehouse idiot. He tried to justify his stlaking interst and activities about Emma Watson.
I think he is in UK to stalk...

there is a women
who is 40yo. she worked on various fashion weeks as photographer!!!
she traveled all around the world! what a lucky lady

do you know about SM?
sm it is a girl finds a guy with inferiority complex and made him her slave.

actually I want to be a traveling artist

from 12yo to 17yo are perfectly delicious to taste

nothing.just bored.
no worries,it's not your fault.
see you.

Am I a lolicon?

how to deal with pre-exams stress? just relax and study.

let's talk about english.

outlining circumstances in which Washington might use nuclear
weapons may seem a surreal exercise.

Almost lol.

one day I wake at in cold sour and told myself "what the fuck are you
doing? do you want to die?" and since then I stopped my hikky life.
but there is a lot of things to do

look! do you have such grammer books in US or JAPAN?
this is from english grammer book from my [stupid] country:

"Avoiding a death sentence depends a lot on having a good lawyer"

this is from very stupid book from idiotical college made specially
for rich kids. hahaha

damn I can't tell you have do I hate my own stupid country!!!

japan is the same. I want to go to london and live there.
I hate japan and my own country. london is where outsiders from
the whole globe met.

my goal is to become fashion designer.
maybe I even enter st. martin someday
hahah what a stupid joke

I hate rich kids who have everything

he lives in Sturmvogel
Hides behind the clouds
lying to the women
ha ha ha men

do you know why america is so great??
because of FE-MI-NI-SM!
emancipation is a really disease

I am go on a mission
In any position

do u know how to get rich? you just need to imagine that you're
poor and work as you fight for your life and future!
haha thats nice

why is that as soon as I start to writing my endless messages
everybody ignore me??
why is that?
oh shit! I found! japan is even worse than my country
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

mr. eggplant are you here????? lol I am subject

jiens of jisaku

This thread got suddenly busy.

every happy family is similar to each other
and every unhappy family have individuality of unhappiness

it's crappy, really

According to a TV report today, a South Korean male who was reportedly kidnapped
by North Korea proved to be the husband of Megumi Yokota. The husband's DNA corresponds
with their daughter. That usually would lead Japan and S.Korea to work side by side to
save them from NK, but things wouldn't seem to be easier. In Japan, kidnapping has become
a big problem and people are paying attention to what would happen next, but it's different
from SK. Because SK has been trying to make friends with NK and hopefully to get one country again,
they has almost overlooked the problem so far, as Japan didn't touch on it for long.
What action do you think the both of the government should take next?
If we go hard on NK, they may go away from the meeting held somewhere for NK to give up the
development of nuclear weapon. If we are soft on the country, they will never let kidnapped people
free.

From what I saw on TV, NBC, one of the American networks, broadcast
a news report that Megumi Yokota was taken away from Japan about 20 years ago
and she's still forced to live in NK, which has ambitions to have nuclear weapon
in hand to threaten surrounding countries.

I hear that an American couple created a documentary film named the story of Megumi,
and it sort of attacted attention.

Film on Megumi Yokota wins 2 more awards at U.S. film festivals
http://asia.news.yahoo.com/060329/kyodo/d8gl1c904.html

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,, heavy stomachache!!!!!!

How could you post such sayings although you had heavy stomachache ?

I am happy, my local comic store finally got my English copy of Monster
#1 in...just in time for #2 to come out on Monday.

>>885
Take a nap and try to feel better!

888 lucky

u htere?

As a rule , I am drining M American. at Doutor now .

We must stop quarreling and finally conclude important matter whether Maki Horikita is an angel who owns 2 pretty wings on her back, or not. she is an ordinary girl

>>891
Shut up! Angel Maki is not an ordinary girl.

No matter what they say, I believe Sasha Cohen is an angel on the ice.

No matter what they say you, I believe you have odd taste about girls.

All the audience are impressed by her graceful performance.

Do you think we should set up a next thread?

Or we don't have to?

A thread for Maki fans should be built one of these days?
What's on my mind is to creat a thread for all idols put together.

Is anybody here？

I think so.

Why did you call me? Why did you leave me?
Why did you desert me?

You should'n've spoken to me if you treated me like this.

Maki Horikita is my angel.

>>902
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>>896

I think that it would be good to continue having a casual English
conversation thread (vs. the Information Exchange thread which is
more academic in nature). If someone creates it, though, they would
probably be wise to also create a "Discuss Idols in English" thread
at the same time.

Back to being bored at work...

>>896

Please set up the next tread!!
I do not know how to complete it.

What makes this thread diry? Who's faulty?