Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 42

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独りで何してるの？

ネットで人と対話して英語の練習したいならチャットルームとかメッセンジャーとかスカイプとか
あるでしょ。

２ｃｈで下手な英語書き並べてても何の意味もないでしょ。

ほんと馬鹿だねお前。

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actually I am 50yo gay who are all alone I am addicted to crack!!!!

>>1
GJ!

it's not that it will be interesting to all of you. but I passed psy. test
with 150 questions! it was a serious test. I tried to answer as honest a I can.
I got:
friendship: -5
domination: +1
test told me: you are have leader qualities, but also you're naive and people
can control you very easy.
thats very true :(
especially girls.
ever seen in movie a company owner who likes S&M(slave mode) ??? that could be me in a few easy.
fucking lol

"in a few years"

I’ve seen you in the mirror when the story began
I fell in love with you
I love your mortal sin
Your brains are locked away
But I love your company
I only ever leave you
When you got no money
I got no emotions for anybody else
You better understand
I'm in love with myself
Myself
My beautiful self

No feeling
No feeling
No feelings
For anybody else

If I were asian I could be jrock star for sure!!! like kuroyume!!!!!!!! lol

my plans:
enter the uni in 2006. study hard. and be a totaly asshole! I gotta work in 2006
yay!!!! Maybe I will ever visit a tokyo in next november!!!!!! YAY!!!!
see you !!!

oh it's 5:20 in tokyo!!! so cool.

I will allright when I done something!! i read 100 pages!!! soo proud of myself!!!
I have hard times doing uninteresting things!!!

do you want to meet me in tokyo in november? ololollolololololololololollololololol
damn, I will be soooooooooooo uncool in the front of tokyo hipsters

hey, look what I found!!!!
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this is the thread *I* build.

why are you sticking around here so much?
don't you have stuff to do other than making fool of yourself?
or your life just simply sucks. that's your problem, huh?

yeah, I said it before, I dont have a life. but I am no fool, I know
I forget about stupid things when I said it. I use this thread as my personal
therapy.

in other words I am cleaning my mind from the shit!!!

and I give my shit to YOU!!! I hope you like it.
eat shit! （ ・∀・）つ●）`Д´（●ヽ（・∀・ ） yes eat it!

but deep down!!!
this is the real me:
('A`)
('A`)
('A`)
('A`)

my english sucks sooooooooooo much :(((((((((((((((((((((((

<｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ ><｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ ><｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ >
<｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ ><｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ ><｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ >
<｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ ><｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ ><｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ >
<｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ ><｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ ><｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ >
<｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ ><｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ ><｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ >
<｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ ><｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ ><｀∀´ >　<｀∀´ >

but you know why I am happy? cuz I know the universal truth about life!!!
happiness is being alive!!! but some evil people dont like it.

WE NEED A WAR

香山リカ
『2ちゃんねる』に書き込んでいる人のなかには、一般社会では発言権がないからああいう場で発散している人もいるわけで、
そういう意味では彼ら こそ社会的に弱者だったりマイノリティの立場だったりするはずなのに、 なぜ石原さんが好きなのか理解に苦しみ

ます。
石原さんはあんたたちのこと嫌いだよ、と思うんですけどね（笑）。


浅田彰
右傾化した若い人たちは「サヨ」を嘲ってさえいれば自分がひとかどの「国士」として公論を述べているかのような錯覚を持てる。　
実際はひきこもりの「ネットおたく」に過ぎないとしても、たまたまネットという媒体が与えられたため、
自分が「政府高官」にでもなって「国益」を論じているかのような妄想が膨れ上がってくるんでしょうね。


宮台真司
男の子は「２ちゃんねる」的な掲示板に引きこもって脆弱なプライドを温存する結果、とても人前に出せない、
それこそ掲示板の世界に永久に引きこもっておいてもらうしかないような勘違い野郎が急増しています（笑）。

　　　　　
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　ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ　　ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ
　　　 ∧_∧ 　　ＧＪ！
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( ･ω･)Ｕ))　(･ω･ )
　⊃)))(´∀`(((⊂
.∧_∧∩))((∩∧_∧
( 　　)　　　 (　　 ) ＧＪ！
ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ 　ＧＪ！

>>26
生徒曝しは止めろ!!

サーウィッが甦ったということでよろしい？

How are you in this cold winter?
I am living in a south area of Japan, and even here, much amount of snow was in last month.
It was serious for us. Almost trafic systems in the city were stopped.

So it is very hard to imagine how people are living in Niigata, Akita, and other cities
in north area.

fuck for life

It is fine Sunday.
I visited my parents in low this mornign, and they gave me
so many Leeks. The long and white one.
Dose anyone have good idea to cook them?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I'm way too sleepy for corny jokes.

Horny.

I can't understand why people in this thread are chatting in foreign language
　although they share a common language, Japanese.
And, more remarkable is a foreign language they use is just English, neither Arabic nor Chinese.
I think it's rooted in the worship and the inferiority complex to white, or Anglo-Saxon people.
Chatting in English gives them the delusion that they get blue eyes and golden hair.

>>36
I'm only practicing. Just that.
I don't think English is something that only white people use
any longer.
People all over the world use it.

>>36
Shut up.
We just enjoying using English.

I want to be given your sincere comment what is the reason to make me a on going long-history without a girlfriend for 36 years?
I can't put up with this bitterest tragedy anymore!!!!!
A highest quality of prettiness girl can solve my tragedy.

>>36
English is a way to be more international, a way to not be limited in your communication
to only people who know Japanese. That is the point of multi-linguality.
In the old days, latin was the international language. In the modern day, English,
Spanish, French, Arabian and somewhat German are the more universal languages not
limited to their countries of origin.
Do not fear though, the way Japan has been exporting it's culture to the west the past decades,
and it being a fad now, with the youth, surely Japanese will be one of the more
international languages too in the future, maybe in half a century.

If you were me, you couldn't put up with this inferno of 36 years!!

>>40
X it's culture
O its culture

You are the coldest idiots who are unwilling to gove me advice. so I hate you.

>>40
I totally agree with your comment on English. It isn't a language
limited only to one culture, one nation. There may come a time
when all the people in the world understand and speak in the near
future.
But I don't think that the Japanese language will be an international
language in just half a century. As you pointed out, Japan has been
exporting part of its culture for the last two or three decades.
But the culture it's exporting is in fact the sort that belongs to
otaku culture such as manga, anime, and TV games.

>>44
Your comment sounds that you are critisizing Otaku culture.
So many people overseas appreciate and repect it.
I think we, Japanese, shoud be proud of it.

Anyone is here. I am quite free

>>44
Alright, half a century is a bit too quick.
Though it is a nice wishfully thinking thought.

There are four major skills in communication; talking, listening, reading, and writing.
The first two of them are relatively easy. Anyone can do.
But reading is not so easy. It requires education.

The last one, writing is the most difficult skill. Only few people can be skilful writers.
Continuous training is needed.
This thread gives us a good opportunity of writing exercise.

Thanks > 1, and keep active this thread > everyone.

独りで何してるの？

ネットで人と対話して英語の練習したいならチャットルームとかメッセンジャーとかスカイプとか
あるでしょ。

２ｃｈで下手な英語書き並べてても何の意味もないでしょ。

ほんと馬鹿だねお前

It is a cruel excuse.

http://fujikake.at.webry.info/

>>42
You're wrong.

Error : 503 Service Unavailable

>>52
"Apostrophes are NOT used for possessive pronouns or for noun plurals, including acronyms.
Apostrophes should not be used with possessive pronouns because possessive pronouns already
show possession -- they don't need an apostrophe. His, her, its, my, yours, ours are all possessive pronouns. "
http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/g_apost.html

According to the English language, >>42 is right about the post he commented about.
However, the excerpt was too short and ambigous to work as a standalone post.

X Japan has been exporting it's culture
O Japan has been exporting its culture

The above is better.

her culture

My bad..

>>54
X is right about the post he commented about
O is right about the post he commented on

Hey, nobody's perfect, alright? Especially not after just waking up. I shouldn't hit
2ch first thing in the morning.
And now, breakfast awaits!

http://www.drgrammar.org/faqs/
"Dr. Grammar - Frequently Asked Questions"
Excellent site for grammar questions, by the way.

I think k-tan is a bit shy about making her entry with her handle name.

Anyone with a decent mind has moved to the "Let's talk in English" thread.

>>59
Why not post in both?

Both threads are horrible.

Wake up k-tan!

>>62
People have interesting timing when it comes to mentioning my name sometimes.
I'm awake, just a little sick, still. I have a frustratingly fragile immune system sometimes.
I try to rest and get better.
I haven't been around because I visited my boyfriend over the new years, from the
28th december until the 6th january. I had contracted a stubborn cold during the last
day of my visit, and I'm much better now, though still weakened.

How are you all doing? I hope well enough..
What's the difference between the Let's Talk In English and Chat In English except for
that the former has rules?

I never got around to fully unpacking my luggage, should finish doing so now. Making some
tea with a mix of black tea, dried berries. camomille and st john's wort.

☑

I'm downloading Chisato Moritaka's videos right now.

you under arrest!

I didn't mean to do what I did, officer!
I swear I'm clean!

44% download completed.

Chisato Moritaka is a しゃくれ顔

>>69
Hey, take that back Mr. 69!

Download completed!
Now I can enjoy myself till morning!

I like Ami Suzuki.
Because she is cute.

>>71
What did you download?

>>73
スレの流れを読めない奴だな、おまえ

そういう、お前は流れをせき止める奴だな

>>74
I'm sorry.I didn't read .
Now I understood.

u understood? good desu!

one hour later...

独りで何してるの？

ネットで人と対話して英語の練習したいならチャットルームとかメッセンジャーとかスカイプとか
あるでしょ。

２ｃｈで下手な英語書き並べてても何の意味もないでしょ。

ほんと馬鹿だねお前

Hi there
I luv Utada Hikaru
She's an amazing artist
I luv her Japanese song 光
And she looks pretty! ;3

Hey why r u so facking angry
Take it easy
and go 2 bed right now

>>56
X My bad..
O My bad....
ぐぺぽっ！
(o^-')b Yeah!

>>79
あのねー、私はよく英語のチャットルームに挑戦するんだけど、やっぱり
負担が大きすぎる部分て、いろいろあるのよ。私の場合、英語が下手な上に
タイプ打つのが遅いでしょう。彼ら(ネイティブ）は全くその逆なわけ。
そんな二人が会話するとどうなると思う。
段々自分の能力のなさに嫌気がさして惨めな気持ちになって来るんだよ。
たまに親切な人がいてこちらのペースに合わしてくれるけど
まあ、会話って、英語が上手なだけじゃだめなんだけどね。私が誇れる
としたら、その点だけです。
つまり、相手の発言を引き継いで話を盛り上げる能力だけはあるのです。
よく、英語で私なりの冗談をいうと笑ってくれますから。
それでも、英語力のなさを痛感してなんとかしょうと努力するために
此処にやって来ています。此処だとマイペースでいろいろなことが学べます。
それを何の意味もない、などとどうしてあなたは言えるのでしょうか？
私は十分に意味のあることだと思っています。
自分の独断と偏見をいろんなところに、貼り付けるな。

It's no good.
You sholdn't have any replies to NETA.
Let's talk with me

>>83
if he(or she) has some 強がり(←英語でなんていうの？）
and he can not learn English.

At the first step, Even if your English is unskilled, it is not strange.
----------------------
Now,i have a question.
How do you study English in daily life?

I read some English news site, and listen VOA news.
We can have some INPUT chanse via internet.
but now I can find OUTPUT chanse.(here)

why I am so fucked up ? :(

Hi guys what's the subject? Let's talk about!!!!

I am sooooooooo fucked up!! I dont know how to deal with people!! please help me!!!

you know what I will do after I enter the university? I will go to job
cuz I can't made any friendship!!!! so at least I made some money!!!
I am just a pity paranoidal moron:(((((((((
I hate myself
I dont have a life. but what really horrible i fine when I am alone
cuz I have my own little world and my stupid hobbies
why I am so fucked up :((((((
but maybe I need to go to artschool??????? lol

:(

do you ever feel the same? I am 19.... but I feel like 70 lol

I am friendless college dropout!!!! I am worthless :((((
sometimes I dream about disapper without leaving any traces in the world!!!!

but its not very late to look at the truth eyes!!!!!!! I am worthless handsome boy
in other words I am male whore. I even stopped learning drawing!!! I am a mess.
mess
mess
mess
mess
mess
mess
mess
mess

oh!! i want to show u something!!! this is the picture i made.
what do you think??? I think it's rather cute!!! look for yourself!!!!
it could be a nice patter for cloth!!! I only contributed shit to this thread
so i watn to contribute not only shit!!!
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/4564/untitled1nnnnnnncopy3bt.jpg
please look
thanks you

so what do you think??? please tell me :)

oh i dont mind if nobody cares....
I am going to read a fairy tale "snow queen"

>>94
I'd seen it.
I can't find any opinion.
But Dare I say ,there are too small objects, and too many colors,
if you use this pattern for clothes.

(I have no Fashion senses.)

Sorry my cellphone doesnt' display your pic
Anyway take it easy
I suggest you go to NewYork
There's a wonderfull city of art

I'd suggest him go to the hospital.

100 is a nice round number.

you know, Ucchi, big breasts announcer, is engaged to a salary man.
I envy him. he can be being enjoyed, paizuri...

If you are young, pretty, virgin and has large breasts, you can be my girlfriend.

Excuse me,how old r u guys?

>>103
Old enough to know better?

me? I am 36 years old,sir.

Decide your attitude whether you will be my girlfriend or sefure!!

>>101
come here boy ;)

How are you , dude?
I went to the Hello-work today. There are a few more jobs farvorable for me rather than those of last year.
I will go there again tomorrow, and look for a more job and take some interview.
Dude, if I were a salary man. I would want to treat you something delicious.

Hey dude. I am worrying about you. Let's go to find a job to quit NEET together, shalln't we?
everyday continuing wanking makes us unchanged.

hey guys, whats the another word of wanking. i know what it is but
forgot how it spelled. jakking off

by the way, your english sucks yo.
speaking in englishi??lol

I am a NEET. I love Yukorin. I wank her every day. That's all. Thanks.

>>111
You are a stupid NEET.lol

>>110
jerking off
jacking off
spanking the monkey
playing my love flute

>>110
beat my meat

Hi everybody! Is this the same chat I was in before?

Jerking off
Tugging the saugage
wanking
jacking off
marterbating
milking the cow
etc.

Whoops
masterbating.

mustubating is your everyday's routine

masturbating is a way of life

not routine. just instinctive act!!

>>103
22.

>>119
A way of life? Surely there's a lot more to life than that?

独りで何してるの？

ネットで人と対話して英語の練習したいならチャットルームとかメッセンジャーとかスカイプとか
あるでしょ。

２ｃｈで下手な英語書き並べてても何の意味もないでしょ。

ほんと馬鹿だねお前

Hello?

>>123
Hi :-)

>>122
はげ同ｗ
2ちゃんは感情、自我むきだしになんでも糞書けるけど
コミュニケーションの場ではないからね。
キチ外ばかりなのも否めない。。。

http://www.whitedust.net/article/45/Future_Trends_of_Malware/
A rather interesting page, discussing the future trends of malware, if that wasn't obvious
by the url.

Someone is agreeing with himself. lol

nice to meet you .
I really donot understand what they are talking about..4 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2006/01/12(木) 03:28:46


ネットで人と対話して英語の練習したいならチャットルームとかメッセンジャーとかスカイプとか
あるでしょ。

２ｃｈで下手な英語書き並べてても何の意味もないでしょ。

ほんと馬鹿だねお前


5 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2006/01/12(木) 03:32:58
>>4
はげ同ｗ
2ちゃんは感情、自我むきだしになんでも糞書けるけど
コミュニケーションの場ではないからね。
キチ外ばかりなのも否めない。。。

>>128
It's okay, I don't either.
How are you, and where are you from?

I am ok,I am chinese.And you?

>>130
Swedish.
Chinese? So, what is the time at your place right now? Also, I'm curious, how did you
find this board at 2ch?

2006 .1.12 2:48am

glad to meet you.I want to leran Japenese and I can read a little.
So I try to make a friend here.
I like comic very much ,and my friend give me the address.

>>122
あのねー、私はよく英語のチャットルームに挑戦するんだけど、やっぱり
負担が大きすぎる部分て、いろいろあるのよ。私の場合、英語が下手な上に
タイプ打つのが遅いでしょう。彼ら(ネイティブ）は全くその逆なわけ。
そんな二人が会話するとどうなると思う。
段々自分の能力のなさに嫌気がさして惨めな気持ちになって来るんだよ。

>>132
Ahh. Interesting, what comic?
And nice to meet you too. I don't really know Japanese, and I can't learn the language yet.
Sadly I don't have the time to do it properly.

death-note and Bleach .
By the way ,how old are you?

She said she was 22 just a while ago.
I am 69.

136 Do you want to join us?

Please post with a response anchor when you want to talk to someone.
Like this >>137

>>135
Ahh, I've heard Death-Note is.. Strange?
I'm 22.

>>135
Hmm.. By the way, you might want to use a tripcode.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tripcodes

>>141
You also might not want to use a tripcode.
こてハンって諸刃の剣ですよ。

Strange I donot think so. i donot know IF it has been traslated into English

>>141
Maybe not, indeed.

>>144
I used a trip-code about a year back.
「偽ネイティブ」と叩かれっぱなしでした。(苦笑

i am going to sleep , i have lessons this morning.....
thanks for chatting with me k-tan , i will be here this afternoon
hope to see you that time. i find my english is poolwhen i use
it...

>>145
No worries, I'll be going to sleep in three hours, though. Have a nice day, nevertheless. :-)

>>145
And sweet dreams

I'm trying out the profile / point system at http://be.2ch.net/

Oh look, I got a little "?".

Not sure about the
"Warning: Unexpected character in input: ' in /home/ch2be/htdocs/test/p.php on line 79"
error message though. :-/

>>148
Oh, interesting.
What's the point with the point system? The more you post the more points you accumulate?

>>150
I don't think so. I haven't read up on it but I think it depends
on other users _giving_ you points.
でも私の場合、ポイントを送られるどころか、ポイントを取り消す方が
普通でしょうか。

>>151
Ahh, I see. Interesting. :-)

>>152
I've just been skimming the back-log. I see you're a fellow
sufferer from poor immune system.
私はいつも風邪を引くのは最初で、風邪を治るのは最後の人です。

>>153
Unfortunately, yes. So I take it you've been sick lately?

>>155
Not sick as such but dinner yesterday had chilli powder in it
and my digestive system is very weak.
今日も体調が優れていませんが、そんなに悪くもないです。

>>155
Ahh, I hope you're doing better today than yesterday?

>>157
Yeah I'm doing a lot better now - I just had a lot of emails to
penpals left to catch up on. :-/

言語交換のために数人のペンパルがいます。（実は人数はちょっと多
すぎる気もします)

>>157
Penpals.. Nice. I haven't had such for many years. Curious though, is the bit about that you had a lot
of emails to catch up on related to you not doing too well yesterday?

>>158
>Curious though, is the bit about that you had a lot of emails
>to catch up on related to you not doing too well yesterday?
Exactly. Because I wasn't doing too well yesterday (and a bit
off colour today) I haven't been answering emails as quickly as
I usually do.

ところで、ペンパルが欲しいなら、www.japan-guide.com に行った方
がいいです。日本語と英語が出来るとメールがいっぱい来るでしょう。

>>159
Ahh.. I wasn't certain..
You must have a lot of penpals o.o

>>160
A few days ago I got 10 emails in one day. :-/

ペンパルって楽しいですが、時に疲れますよ。

>>161
Wow, I see.. I hope you don't exhaust yourself too much.

>>162
Same to you - if you're always on 2ch.

2ch ってものすごく疲れる時もありますね。^^;

I try not to let it get to me but sometimes you get caught up
with some stupid argument or make a silly mistake.

それとも、私だけでしょうかw

>>163
I haven't been around much lately at all, especially since this is the only board I visit.
And I was away for a week and a half at new years. But I doubt you're the only one, it's easy
to lose track of time while surfing boards.

Well it's getting on to half past nine in my time zone.
I'll be on while I try to finish a particularly long email.

相手が日本人で、英語の先生（小学校？）です。とっても元気で長くて、
詳しくて書くんです。

You said you'd be up 3 more hours a while back, if you don't mind
me asking what time is it where you are?

日本にいないでしょうね。

>>165
It's around ten more minutes until 11 pm right now.
And that sounds like a nice penpal to have :-) How long are the letters from him/her normally?

>>166
She normally writes a good few screens of text. I went through a bit of
a rough patch because she stopped correcting my Japanese and got me to
help quite a bit with English exercises. I felt that I wasn't getting
a 'fair shake of the stick' but when I pointed this out (gently, I hope)
she was very apologetic and we're back on good terms again.

ちなみに、今、日本のペンパルから2通のメールが来たばかりです！
明日で返事を書きます。もう寝ます。^ ^;

Well, Good Night.

hm.. I need to learn to not forget to get all of the Japanese in posts translated.. ah well..

>>167
Ah, I see :)
And good night.

（　＾ω＾）

Related thread on Honobono board:

英語で気持ちを伝えたい
http://human5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/honobono/1135478100/

Related thread on the Jobless & Useless board:

■ 新・無職なら英語の勉強しようぜ！　part-6 ■
http://human5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/dame/1136636248/

Are you nude or dead?

I'm armed and alive.

http://www.mozilla.org
http://www.google.com
http://www.opera.com
http://www.thebigask.com
http://www.21stcenturyschizoidman.com

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>>176
>>177

Who is that supposed to be?
John Lennon?

>>171
>>172
What are those related threads about?

Just go and you will find out.

you are my best friends

I've heard that a good way to improve english skill is to keep
a diary in english.
I once tried to do it but faild to keep it up, as i hate to
keep a diary even in japanese.

One day , I found a love story in the 2ch, which seemed to be

written by a japanese , and it was written in very simple english.
A good idea occurred to me.
I love imaginating romantic staff, then I can make a love story in english.

considering the fact that the typed out words just escape from
my computer the results are unknown to my consciousness.
the trilogy of the three warrior who claims the world are known to
millions but recognised by none.
the valleys that they roam.
the rivers that they tread upon.
their horses' hungry eyes search for a resting place.
pity, the torn saddles that carry them.
shame, the curse that pronounce their indignity.
their adventures began without the readiness at hand.
their first step as heavy as their last.

>>181
Nice idea!
朝はめちゃくちゃ寒い。特に朝4時とか。でも寝るときはそんなに寒くない。
この寒暖の差がよくないんだよなぁ。布団とかどっか飛んでってるし・・・

風邪気味だよ


It is very cold in the morning!
Especially,it is a most coldest time about 4 am!
But It is not very cold when I go to bed.
I don't like the change of the temperature.My futons often go to some other place far away from me.
I caught a cold, i thik...

>>183つうじんのかな
Are you Okay?
I think you will get better if you have a cup of hot milk before you go to bed.
In my case, I feel very relaxed.

Hey peeps. I'm back.

Why there are so many Japanese girls with badly messed up teeth?
Don't they care about it at all like when they smile?

I wanna know whether Yukorin is still a virgin or not.

If it is or not, what does it mean to you?

nothing important matter for me whether she is innocent or slut.
But I just wanna know whether, that's all. if she isn't a virgin, that means she deceives many people.

believe it or not ,rumor has it that she had an operation
on her hymen.

まっかなうそだよ〜

I am Draemon.

Let me show a brief introduction on Gianism phirosophy.
it's easy.
Yours is mine, mine is mine, that's all!!

Why is this thread not popular any more?

because you are always talking about worthless topics such as idols or Yukorin

>>190
That operation, what did it do to her hymen or lack of thereof.... lol

>>194
Come back to the "talk in English" thread!

What makes me so loneliness that means I haven't had a girlfriend yet since I was born?

Stop laughing at my comment!!! Give me the reason you think!!

ネットで人と対話して英語の練習したいならチャットルームとかメッセンジャーとかスカイプとか
あるでしょ。
２ｃｈで下手な英語書き並べてても何の意味もないでしょ。
ほんと馬鹿だねお前

5 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2006/01/12(木) 03:32:58
>>4
はげ同ｗ
2ちゃんは感情、自我むきだしになんでも糞書けるけど
コミュニケーションの場ではないからね。
キチ外ばかりなのも否めない。。。

you have an IQ of 10?
lol

Hello, my name is Pretty-mate and I'll be your waitress today!
Oops I tripped!
Age!

>>56
X is right about the post he commented on
O is right about the post on which he commented

There is somebody who don't know English and expose the foolish by writing
Jaanese sentense here. I think if they want to express something disagreeable
about this thread, they can write opinion in English here instead of complimenting us
in Japanese. It looks like fool to me.

just ignore that

>>203
>X is right about the post he commented on
>O is right about the post on which he commented
This is the kind of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put.

with which I will not put up.

you are my best friends.

>>207
Don't know your quotes, do you?

Don't hesitate to show your small and houkei cock in a crowded train. you will be a　hero.

>>210
Couldn't even manage to say that in English?

>>211
Do that or suck my cock

疲れた・・・
この２ｃｈ独特の煽り煽られのやりとりを読んでると
悲しくなってきた
わけわかんない英語書き込んでるヤツラもむかつくし
翻訳スレに行けば
荒らされてるし
なんかもう
fuck this shit

chat room or messanger or skype is not anonymous.
yes, all we doing in this thread is writing poor english, but this thread
is helpful to improve your english skill for sure.

>>213
The more English sentences that have lots of grammatical errors you read,
the better your comprehension of those becomes,I think.
what a useful thread this is !

stady English head.
no spl no spek no see.
but stady English.
I don't no.

This thread needs peaceful topic,

>>209
You don't, either.

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I want to enjoy sweetest romantic atmosphere with someone pretty.

>>218
It's a fair cop. The earliest one attributed to Churchill
would appear to be
"This is the sort of English up with which I will not put"

Could you please swim across the Pacific Ocean without rest? You are NEETs , so you have much time to do that.

名前:
紹介文:
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登録日:2006-01-12

Can't you do that? So you are often called lazy idiots by many people.
Swim across the Pacific Ocean as quickly as possible!!

Let's enjoy posting your messages!

I feel the English boad of 2ch gives us negative powers.
If all people of 2ch were good persons, it could be
possible that here was a good place.

Although we are imperfect poting our messages in English,
it is no problem to use here is a place to grow up our
ability of English writer.

If our ability were as well as that of English native speakers,
we would not be posting messages here.

>>224
It's all very well saying that but I'm next to the
_Atlantic_ ocean.

bump bump

Booooring!
I'm having class at high school now.But it's chemistry that I don't need for entrance exam of Univ.So I'm killing time by 2ch. lol

Oh hi Chatter English thread. I am not visited you in months.
K-tan, I am surprised you are still here, I think that maybe you finally
run away from this ugly creation.
I have been long gone before I am been working hard in the new job.
My life is feeling better, I have improved my look with my money and feel good
about myself. And my new coworkers have been friendly and accept to me.

Sad things are that I still have no girlfriend and I am very lonely.
I call some old friends from high school and we hanging out, but I can see they
have busy lives. Will I be lonely forever is what I wonder now.

Me dink yu fuk assholee!

This thread is dead. even stupids are coming less and less.

Me dink u bestest idiott

I'm a big loser.
My girlfriend cheated on me and dumped me last night.
I lost my cell phone today on the way to work. (I might have left it at home)
I have been betrayed by an old friend. (never gives me back the money)
My life simply sucks.
I just wanna quit my job now and run away from everthing.

You are not alone.

why do you think so?
have you any objection?
that's right.
I am a boy.
Mt Fuji is beautiful.
>>231

I want to make friends with Urban Predator. I am a boy who is 31 years. unfortuately I have been jobless for 2 years,
I like net-surfing. My hobby is watching and collecting many girl idols photobooks and photo, My start of daily routine is watching idol's blog.

Just a bit of simple physical exercise can often be the best medicine for mental depression.
Wake up at the crack of dawn and get out to run like a perfect moron for ten minutes.
That'll change everything.

I don't think I am in the depth of mental sick. I just want friend such as you.
Talking with you about idols is much more effective medicine than running outside.

My personal idol would be Mr Bruce Lee.

Mr Bluce Lee? Is it a man? Are you a gay? Can't you love a girl? that means me sick.
your interest in man makes our distance much further. On the other hand, My farvorite idol is Saki Fukuda.

Don't worry about that.. In my case, I can't speak English, I've lived in America for a year though..

My idol growing up is Ucchan!!
He plays Kappa in Saiyuki now.
He married Tokuchan, who used to be an announcer of Terebi Asahi, several years ago.

>>241
You live in the United states of America??
That's great! How is life going??
What struck you most living there?
Any wierd moment??

When a sexual scandal of Yuko Aoki who is a TBS beautiful announcer was exposed. that news gave me greatest and hardest shock.
I thought she is a virgin. So I can't trust with announcer.

Yuko Aoki is really beautiful, i can tell you that!
But thinking she as virgin is way too naive in my opinion.
Being beautiful attracts many men and some of them in one way or other could successfully seduce her.
That's just life. Get on with it.

There were many many bad matter with me..
Well.. How do I say about that..
Actually, Japanese people(mostly boys)have some discrimination here.
but without that thing, America is really good place for enjoing my life. Uh.. I forgot most important thing!! that is..FOOD!! I wanna eat Japanese food like TEISHOKU.

Saiyuuki is fun! I would want to hang out more at 2ch but I cannot read kanji well and I don't have a japanese keyboard.

before exposing that fucking scandai, I had a dream to cllect 7 dragon ball to make Yuko Aoki love with me.

You long for Teishoku?
It's just a very usual ,plain and boring thing you eat in some diners. LOL

recent CX female announcers are less beautiful than TBS.
TBS will be the winner soon.

>>246
Discrimination? Wow, that sucks!!
What kind of experience did you have to feel that way??
You got ignored or shouted at?
What happend ? You've got to make them pay for what they did!

There is no food which I wanna eat..
MEAT MEAT MEAT!!
Last year I went back to Japan and eat so many dalicious food. That was terrific tasty. Are you living abroad now??

How beautiful or pretty the female announcers of each TV station are
won't be any factor in deciding who the winner is in ratings... or not?

Living abroad? Are you kidding?
I am just one of those NEET who is a little good at English having fun with nothing to do. LOLOL

it's very important factor for private TV broadcasting stations to have how many attractive female announcer.
Yuko Aoki is a biiger star such as Aya Takashima, cx.

By the way, on a compeletely different note, though, Ucchy got married!
She married some guy from Yoshimoto!
How sick is that??

Ucchie? that eggplant face? that gave me little shock.
Yoshimoto guy may be done Pafupafu by her now.

Hey, who was the host in "FUN" in around 2003?
I watched an old episode from 2003, but can't read the name. It's not a full show I think.

Yuko's breasts might be larger I think.orz orz orz orz orz
If I were a Mikitani who owns the weakest baseball player, I would use many billion yens to get Yuko rather than occuping TBS.
but I haven't no enough money to buy 1 share. I am poor jobless

>>258
There were three hosts and they are Imada, Fujiwara and Matsutoya.

BTW, Have you watched a drama 白夜行　runs every Thursday 21:00 on 6 channel.

My friend has been ignored by his class mate, and stolen his textbooks and shose.
because He is Japanese. He cried on the beach..
I heard that they said to him "Fucking Japanese".
I finally upset and said to them " What did you say? Did you say Fucking Japanese?". Thay said to me " Year Fucking Japanese!! Fuck off!!" and then I alomost hit them.
but before hitting them, Army(they were looking at that thing)ran up there and stoped this argument. After that thing, My friend had serious wound.. As a result, he had gone to Japan.. Sorry my English is really poor..

>>259
You are jobless!? That means you don't have a job?
You are out of job?? You don't work?? That's cool!!
We are one of a kind. LOL

Damage by Yuko's scandal is more bigger and deeper to me than stupid insults by idiot such as >>263.

>>260
Oki, thank you.
Lol by the way, it has been a long time since I have been in 2ch. Can't even quote.
I am finnish, so I'm sorry if you can't understand my english.

>>262
Your English is good.
I got the picture.
All I can say is wow.
There guys are terrible.
That's just tough..
.But, you are great!! You really are a great person.
I mean you went right up to them and tell that to their face?? Amazing..
I couldn't have done that. I am week and with no will and a Neet.
I admire you.
I just hope those stupid guys die right now.

>>265
Your English is good.
You are finnish! Isn't that great or what ?? You are lucky!
Finland is an amazing country. You should be proud.
By the way my life, on the other hand, is finished. LOL orz

>>264
I am sorry. Please don't be angry and play with me...
I am so lonesome I could die.

下痢しとんねんけど、どないしたらええ？

>>266
Thank you.
Anyway, you often say Neet from some time ago.
What dose it mean??

>>267
Thank you! I always have been thinking that my english is bad, almost terrible. But I guess it is ok if someone can understand it hehe!
I thought that no one knows about Finland because this is such a small country
Everybody knows Sweden-our neighbour-pretty well though. I wonder why's that...
I think I am the only Finnish that hangs at 2ch :O
But I can't tybe Japanese at the moment because I only have a finnish keyboard.

>>270
You should know what you're doing is really cruel.
But I have a ball to counter that and answer the question.
NEET stands for Not in Employment, Education or Training... OK I am OK...

∧＿∧
( 　^ ╓^)
( つ旦O
と＿)＿)　Hello all, I hope everyone is doing well!

Drinking plain Earl Grey tea, I've realized how much I've missed it. Haven't been drinking it
much at all lately.

>>240
An idol is normally someone you look up to, someone who has qualities you admire and
whom serves as an inspiration. That is not a sexually related term, however (as far as I have noticed)
in Japan "idol" stands for celebrity-girls specializing in selling an (figuratively speaking) image
of themselves, often via (cute/sexually appealing) photo books and sometimes also recording music albums.
Essentially, they are making people adore, want and be smitten with them as a sort of iconic figure.
Is my impression correct?
Bruce Lee seems to be a good person to have as an idol. He was a strong person (in personality and mentality, though also physically),
and affected so many people and mediums in a good way.
On a semi-unrelated term, you should read "Idoru" by William Gibson :-)
Oh, and if you don't know much about who Bruce Lee is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Lee

>>262
That's awful, is he at least doing better now? :-(
Where did this happen?

>>272
Oh.. I'm so sorry about that. Since I didn't know exactly what I asked then..
Well, I think there are many people like Neet in Hawaii. but Nobady call them Neet.
Plese don't be ashamed to be called Neet. Actually You're not Neet,I think..
Who made such a terrible word like this!! I don't understand his thinking, who made such a so nasty word!!

I sell the gotten off car and almost entirely to climb on, because I had begun but then I have grown weary. It doesn't need kit of assemblage because the pieces insert him
これを訳してもらえませんか？
私馬鹿だから全然分かりません
教えて下さい

>>272
>You should know what you're doing is really cruel.

What? Chatting in English on an English thread?
Indeed, how terrible, he must have trouble sleeping at nights.

>>271
No idea.. Sweden and Schweiz are the two top countries to be mentioned oddly often in
movies and series, in comparison to the size of the countries - if I recall correctly.
Greetings from Sweden, by the way. Or something. :-D *waves*

And your English isn't that bad :-p Seems as good as mine. :-)

>>275
英語→日本語スレへ行ってください。
ttp://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1137324639/l50

I was just kidding!
Apparantly none of you got my joke! orz orz.
You know NEET is deemed bad and everything. and I am neet and all.
hehehe unko pu-

>>277
Oh, hi k-tan. We spoke a couple or so days back.

(その後全部忘れましたが）

Has anyone taken TOEIC test before??

>>281
me ! me!
I took it!

I want to have a girlfriend.

>>280
Heh.. Forgotten? Hi :-) I thought it was you, not many people here have a habit of posting consistently bilingual
posts.

I've gotcha!!
When have you taken it??

>>277
That is so true! In American movies they always talk about transferring money to Swiss back accounts, and Swedes are always those blonde transfer students.
Finland has been mentioned in a few movies, for example, in "Armageddon".
Though I don't think that movies aren't the only reason: at the moment Japan is very popular in Finland but I do not think that's about movies. .

And thank you for the compliments again :]

>>284
>Heh.. Forgotten?
Well, if I remember correctly your time zone was about two
hours away from mine. ... but I probably don't - I've got a
mind like a sieve.

> I thought it was you, not many people here have a habit of
> posting consistently bilingual posts.

日本語が間違いだらけでしょうが・・・ ^ ^;

>>287
I'm in the timezone GMT+1, also called Central European Time (CET).
It's around half past 5 pm at my place, now.

hm.. I need to go, I have to get some studying done before I go to a friend's place.
Bye, see you later. :-)

A finnish person who is on 2ch BBS is funny.
Those three countrys in the northern part of Europe are somehow in the mind of a lot of Japanese people.
Sweden, Finland, ,,i forget the last one ... anyway, the three countrys weirdly in the mind of us.
I think it's because of their unique geographical position, which stands out in the map in a weird way.
Just like Ishikawa prefecture. It consists a penninsla.

>>289
Ah, only one hour's difference then.
じゃまたね。

>>290
I have noticed that Japanese know surprisingly lot about Finland, more than other nations.
I think that two of the reasons might be that Finnish and Japanese are good in some sports (like ski jumping). I also heard that some finnish bands are popular in Japan
It also looks like Finland is on the edge of the world when I look at a Japanese map.
But I find this topic interesting, since Finnish people have respect toward Japan as well!

I'm grad to be revival this thread! I seem k-tan is a nice guy!
I don't know which you are a gentle man or a lady. If you are
a lady, please pardon me. :-)

Three　northen European countries are famous in Japan for their social security systems.
We have a aging society and trouble in finding ways to improve our ailing social security system.
I often hear some say on TV In Finland taxs are high but the goverment takes care of its citizens well.
Japan generally has two choices, go the Finland way or go the American way, which is less taxs with less social security.

ネットで人と対話して英語の練習したいならチャットルームとかメッセンジャーとかスカイプとか
あるでしょ。
２ｃｈで下手な英語書き並べてても何の意味もないでしょ。
ほんと馬鹿だねお前

5 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2006/01/12(木) 03:32:58
>>4
はげ同ｗ
2ちゃんは感情、自我むきだしになんでも糞書けるけど
コミュニケーションの場ではないからね。
キチ外ばかりなのも否めない。。。

Me dink yu gay

This boad is not display on "gikonavi"
Why? I wanna watch this board on"gikonavi"
I cannnot?

I just downloaded the newest version and it seems to work for me.

yawn

>>297
Don't worry. It is no value for reading. In particular, you would read it
if you did not use the gikonavi's functions I guessed you set it on a function
banning violence words.

>>294
Taxes are pretty high in Finland, that's true. But I think that more crimes happen in Finland than in Japan.
Or atleast I have heard that it Japan is a very safe country atleast for a tourist.
I wonder why Japanese tourists always visit only in Helsinki when they come to Finland. I live in the northern part of Finland but I haven't seen that many tourists.
But one time when I was in a supermarket and my MP3-player was playing a song by モーニング娘, some Japanese tourist came and ask me if I knew that band.
She was pretty surprised LOL.

what is "gikonavi"?
I don't know it at all.

>>302
That's what they invented Google for.

http://gikonavi.sourceforge.jp/

>>297
You might as well to use JaneStyle

We are back.

Yup. And classy as ever.

no one is here.

Maybe we're hiding.

So, I'm a newb. Anyone care to give me some advise to someone who only knows how to read Hiragana and Katagana?
And only know basic Japanese. Does not know much on how to use this forum. Email me or something, I might not know how to get
back here.

I found out about this site from watching Densha Otoko. How come
it's not instant chatting like how it is in the series?

You mean to say real life isn't like television? I am shocked!

>>309
Go ask www.jref.com or someone.

Hey dude, how's it going?

you told me to come here...what's up?

>>313
You'd be the dude from 日本語→英語, right?

スルーする = to ignore (from スルー (n) through; (P))

I suggest you have a read through here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2channel

>>314
Hah. That's the thing about 2ch, nobody knows who/what anybody is.

スレ違い is a word you should know too, it means "wrong thread".

313, yep that's me. haha yeah i fucked up earlier. didn't realize i wrote
the wrong thread. i just thought i'd check this site out.. kinda weird
that it's so anonymous. i was under the impression that we'd at least know
who was saying what, u kno? hah

so you are a regular then, yeah?

Anyway as you have just found out nothing gets more flames than
claiming to be a native speaker of English. It doesn't really
matter if you _are_ a native speaker of English or not.

>>317
I was here a lot about a year ago and made all the mistakes you
did. (Probably more). I stuck it out for a week or two but then
lost interest.

Anyway this time round I've been more careful and things are
going (relatively) well.

You'll see I _don't_ have name and I was pretty circumspect
about working up to claiming any sort of native speaker status.

hahaha yah serious. i was just apalled at a couple of the translations
so I thought i'd try to distinguish myself as someone who could actually
be trusted. though, as you have so generously showed me, the only
thing i succeed in was showing that i am a newbie...lol.

You know that is not what you really think.
come come.Do not you like me?

Lurk, lurk, lurk, before you post. ^^

（　＾ω＾）I cannot understand what you guys said.

>>323
No problem

>>319

that wikipidia article is great btw. thanks for showing me it. sure enough,
within the first few paragraphs i realized just how newby-ish i must
have sounded.

this site really is quite fascinating though. have you found any particularly
interesting chatrooms (besides our beloved english forum) on the site?

>>320
Well I do have a few tips.

You can directly correct other people's translations but that's
viewed as a challenge so if you want to avoid arguments then
reply directly to the original request.

If you think that you could "prove" your identity be aware that
some people will disbelieve just about _anything_.

Like I mentioned there are programs that can generate trip
numbers that contain specific strings. This is, as they say
in Japan, a 諸刃の剣 (two edged sword). On the one hand you
can get an easy to recognize trip, but on the other hand other
people can try to 'fake' your trip. It can all get a bit messy.

>>326
How did you studey English?

>>324
I am glad to hear it.

（　＾ω＾）buuuuuuuuuuuuun

>>325
>this site really is quite fascinating though. have you found
>any particularly interesting chatrooms (besides our beloved
>english forum) on the site?

Do you know your Star Wars quotes? (I don't ;-)
Let's just say that there are 2ch boards where
"There has never been a more wretched hive of scum
and villany" is quite appropriate.

>>327
イギリス生まれのイギリス人ですが、静かにしてね。

訂正。
>>330
言いふらさないでください。

>>320
Oh, and that little "?" at the end of my post's title line?

That's a new (beta test) system for point attribution in 2ch. See
http://be.2ch.net/

I honestly don't think it will be much use but at least it doesn't
seem to attract any trouble.

>>329 haha well thanks for all the advice. I really appreciate it.
Considering how much shit I took for just trying to help in the english forum,
not really sure how much more i'll come to the site but nevertheless it was a fun
experience. Thanks for showing me the ropes.

Your Japanese is very very impressive btw. Please tell me you are not
a native japanese speaker so that I can someday hope to become as proficient
as you!

>>332
そうか、やっぱりあなたは...
あいかわらず良い人だねー 感心するよ。

>>333
>Your Japanese is very very impressive btw.
>Please tell me you are not a native japanese speaker so that
>I can someday hope to become as proficient as you!

I'm not a native Japanese speaker. I've been studying
Japanese at home in my free time for six years now.
(Pop over to the sci.lang.japan newsgroup and you might be
able to spot my posts ;-)

wow i had never heard of that group. thanks for showing me that too man.

i owe you! if i ever see you again, i'll be sure to ask about star
wars quotes to prove my identity and to see if it's really you...

good night

Which is more important, your life or YUkorin?

>>332
you are an English gentle man. :-)

スルーする means to ignore something in Japanese. In a thread, when we
do スルーする, messages are no manner. In particular, writing messages
by men like native English speakers, bits of people are blame adhering
against messengers.

When I see all the posting of this thread, I can find out you are not so intelligent

They don't distinguish between native and non native and also, have no
itellectual. Therefore, It is waste to reply messages.

I think you are just using this thread for killing your numerous free time rather than talking about high cultural topics.

In addition, if they decide that you are a psedo-native English speaker,
they will have never beleved you.

?

that's right. they like pretending as a native-english speaker.

Are you naked?
Please tell the truth.

no, not yet.

Please let us know when you are

No, I am not.

We want the naked interactions.

What is the naked interactions, dude?
something like a hair-nude?

don't you know the naked interactions ?
oh,my god !!
It's the most important thing in your life.

We all do naked interactions in japan.

Yukorin loves naked interactions.

Yukorin often participates in them.

Hey!
good night!

I'm kind of abandoning my anti-violence ideals if they do try to hurt me. I'm sick of it, and if they try again, I may not win, but I'll fight back this time.
I'm not gonna just let them beat the crap out of me AGAIN and have the principal threaten to suspend me AGAIN.

I don't believe that defending oneself violates or compromises one's anti-violence ideals.

So, what's for lunch?

It is terrible and big

My cock is big, you might be very hard to suck it. Do you feel like trying?

If you want to talk about sxual, you should go to "Darty talk in English"
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121001818/l50 .

A worm guy like >>360 is the best way playing with dalls.:p

This thread is suffering from a lack of k-tan.

She is my girlfriend, she asks me to hug and kiss all the times
hahaha she is pretty

What do you think of Filebank service?

What is Filebank service? I don't know

Google it.

Shut!! Explain it, dude!!

ttp://www.filebank.co.jp/

We can share movie files of juicy idols!!!

torrent pls

Torrent is too slow.

Now I'm downloading strip show movie.

koji is a loser.

>>362
That's right. Absence of k-tan affects badly.
She/he brings us fresh wind. After here is silent,
I want her to come back again!

SHE IS SMART.

I'm too tired now. During about one month, I am trying to learn
English hardly. Therefore, my ability grows up more than before
two months. Amount learning English of a day is to read totally 100
pages of books, to write my diary and my comments on BBSes and
to chat with someone. But my ability has broken yet. I espetially
feel my skill is lack of checking English grammer and spelling.
I want to skill up perfectly. :-) I think I need to experiment
more and more.

man man mite tin tin oki,omaira mou nero yo

even though japan has declining population we refuse to allow easy life
for foreigners (unless a big company imports a foreigner then there is
not so much problem). Japan will never accept foreigner. And foreigner
will never be Japanese

Beer in Japan is very poor tasting. Why put soo much tax on beer
and make it bad and tax shochu or spirits so little?

>>376
So would you like your English corrected?

>>380
No fucking way!
Who are you to say things like that??

>>381
Because >>376's English is not very good.

>>380
Thank you. I am out of order. my brain doesn't work ^^;

i like to wank to aoi sora. she is very good

I repeat to you: graduate school is full of poop

if graduate school will help me to f*ck aoi sora,
then it is not full of poop.
but if graduate school will not help me to f*ck aoi sora,
then it is full of poopl

then graduate schoo is full of poop

oh no... i am LEVEL 2 engineer PhD because i want to f*ck aoi sora...

then all our stupid ass studies have been in vain. You should
have majored in business and learned how to fuck, wow!

I miss Dwaine

does Dwaine f*ck aoi sora?

do you like 2ch?

everyone loves 2ch

Is there somebady who can controll the speaking, expected to be a
famous person. I'm mindful of the issue. I want to meet the one.

すいません、ｽﾚ違いなのですが｢日本語→英語｣のｽﾚを誰か立ててくださいませんか??私は携帯なので立てられなくて…

Ok. I try to build your thread.

Sorry. I failed a mission buliding your thread.

hello.

こいつはホントに英語学習について知ってるね。文章読めば他との違いがわかるよ
ほんとにネイティブスピーカーに近づける気がする
http://www.pocketstreet.jp/home.php?id=116880

↑Just another PR.

i feel low

How do you think about Hagi culture?

It is not to do mimicy about a famous football player of Romanian.
Hagi culture is perfectionism simply. It has spirit feeling
bad doing their action that they failed something in front
of people.

Big loser coming.

How do you think about Korin culture?

Dear all wannabies with no dicks...
Do not speak English in Japan.. Go back to your fucking
countries.. We do not want your kind here...

At least, I welcome English speakers.

>>405
Be tolerance. You have idea like racists thought.

>>405
Don't use 'we'.

>>405
荒し

Do you know English thread where the reall English is spoken? I would rather write
something my opinion up there than write here. I really want to know that. Do America
or UK also have thread like 2 ちゃんねる？

>>410
ttp://www.4-ch.net

Hey, when did it start snowing in Tokyo?
I've just woke up and.... It's nice for a change, I guess.

you think you drive me crazy

Some person in another thread said since dawn.

Until when do you keep your career of NEET? you will be soon 40 years old.

>>410
Try newsgroups. (usenetとも呼んでます)

Being a NEET is very worse for your health.

I had written my comments on the usenet a decade year ago.
It has a problem that the Usenet's users receive spam mails
so that spammers could get our emails via our messages on
the Usenet. If you write your comments on the Usenet, you
should privent to ban spam mails. A way I know is you use
emails on free account (i.e. yahoo.com gmail.com). In recent
year, Google has serviced the google groups, to use the
usenet for people. using the google groups, you read a lot
of message on the Usenet but you post your message if you
have the google account. If you have your gmail, It is no
problem. The usnet has overwhalming numbers of group from
xxx to academic. You might find out your favorite groups
on the Usenet.

>>418
(Depending on your newsserver) there's absolutely no need to use
a valid email to post - free account or not.

Google does need a valid email and, frankly, is a second-class
option for beginners and those with no choice.

The best option is, if your ISP provides a newsserver,
to use a proper newsreader program like Outlook Express or
Thunderbird. Otherwise you have to choose between putting
up with Google Groups or paying for a newsserver
(news.individual.net is good and cheap but text-only
http://news.individual.net/ )

>>418 What are you talkin' about?

>>420
usenet, newsgroups and Google Groups.

>>421 Got it. Thanks.

This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.

Sorry if I interrupt. Is anyone here all Japanese?

>>424
>>415 is, if he's still here.
>>418 most likely is.
>>420 could well be.

>>419
Thank you for your comment. I didn't know there's absolutely
no need to use a valid email to post. If so, that problem is no
meaning. ^^; Your way using mail cliants may be the best for
beginner. :-)

>>424
I'm Japanese.

>>425 Are you a retunee or anything? You're a good speaker.
I'm just a beginner learning English.

>>426
>I didn't know there's absolutely no need to use a valid email to post.
Depending on your newsserver.

Newsservers provided by your ISP usually don't need vailid
emails but others often do.

タイプミス
>>428
vailid -> valid ^^;

http://www.pocketstreet.jp/home.php?id=116880

you'll be able to speak english like natives!
Check this out!

>>427
>Are you a retunee or anything? You're a good speaker.

I'm one of the people here who _aren't_ Japanese. ^ ^;

Mousy kids club（ねずみっ娘クラブ） reminds me of my past when I was a strong nerd of them.

I aquired the be account.

All members of Mousy kids club were very sexy for thier age.

>>433
>I aquired the be account.
You certainly did.

Now, what the heck is it good for? :-P

You should be my girlfriend if you were a young and virgin.

>>436
>You should be my girlfriend if you were a young and virgin.
Not to mention a girl.

>>437
Oops! thanks! I need a pretty girl.

(；´^ิω^ิ)

I wanna talk with someone about serious matters such as future of Japan...

But you hate such sort of topics. you just wanna kill your time

>>440
Good luck then, you'll need it.

(ิωิ)

Japan gets deeper and deeper in debt.
So, Japan will collapse.

Japan is the best country in the world, right?
If you think otherwise, you are nuts.

>>445
Always nice to see a balanced opinion.

>>446
Are you religious?
What is your religious affiliation?

>>447
>Are you religious?
No.
>What is your religious affiliation?
See previous answer.

>>440
How do you feel about problems in Japan?

>>445
Japan is the better country for me because of Japanese language. :-)
But I don't understand the best for me. Accuracy is a good point of
Japan but affects lack of our tolerance. From the point of view of
mental, we feel rich a little. I feel hard that many japanese
don't understand indivisualist. In japan, Groups is more important
than indivisuals. Those who are out of groups may live hardly in
Japan. I worry accuracy has been collapsing in recent Japan since
about a few years ago.

>>449
I think I don't understand you.
What's so accurate in Japan?

>>450
I consider it has developed many industries that Japanese has accuracy.
Train diagrames is Japan is more accurate than other countries. I don't
know the present after an accident of last year.

>>451
'accuracy' isn't quite the right word, but it's darn hard to find
a word that _is_ right.

Trains come accurately on time in Japan.
That hasn't changed a bit, I think.
That train disaster did not affect the accuracy at all.
It's just JR loosend its schedule in some of lines.

You are my freiends, so I tell you my truth. I am a neet,

>>453
But Japanese ｔrains fall down lol

>>455
They fall down on time lol

Japan is great country except for recent shit gap between rich people and poor people.

The train-man should be trained to cause less accidents.

>>457
hahaha, you loser have only to go to the hello-work.lol
I'm enjoying richness.

>>459
ぷげら

Please refrain from writing in Japanese in this thread.
Thank you.

tessst

Those who have poor mind has staied here.

Tessss

>>463
Well it _is_ 2ch, what did you expect?

Wooooooooooops

>>465
It is within my consideration. :p

Japan should be like an Europe country.
Not should be like USA.
Should channel more money into welfare.
Economic advancement is less important for true happiness.

They should spend much money to solve NEET

you are loser
if you earned money, you would't have to depend welfare

Japan's progressive taxes are steepest in the world.
That's been like that since a few years ago.
As a result, Japanese economy is going really good and everybody is happy.

Well, everybody WAS happy 10 years ago.

>>470
You mean, I should gained money?

Almost everbody suffers poverty now.

That's bullshit.
Those who are complaining are just lazy.
They just have to work harder. That's all.

i think that in europe, people are more poor.

>>476
But happier. Especially in North Europe.

You losers have always the stupidest idea that Government should take responsibirities to your stupidness and joblessness.
so you are often called moron by officers of hello-work.

>>471
I think so

>>471
I don't think so. recently ,suicied rate and unemployment rate have jumped up.
The number of NEET increased.
People are actually very unhappy now though economic recovering.

In the 80' Japanese economy was goin crazy and literally everybody was happy.
But that was bubble not real. If people are hoping for that to come back, they don't get anywhere.

only you are unhappy because you are a NEET.

About the end of bubble economy, I was 20s. I was young..

>>480
it because yutori kyoiku

So called "winners" are laughing loud.
On the other hand, many people don't feel the economy recovering.
It's trickle down economics, where winners gain big and pull up the other people, which has yet to be happening.
If you look at stocks, they are really going well. So wait a little. It's gonna be ok.

>>484
That is the reason of your poor English.

If you were Prime Minister. what should you do about sloving NEET, jobless and Hikikomori?

>>480
Suicide rate has leveled off.
It's not dropping but it's not on the rise.
I know it's still high.,but at least it stoped going up.
Probably because there aren't enough people left to keep bringing it up...

>>485
you must go to china or an communism country called 'equal society'
beat it from japan

all you can do is making a great effort. not writing 2ch

>>489
Why woould I want to go to China?
You clearly misunderstood me.
You should better your English.

I think we have still been suffering from bad aftermath of collapsing bubble economy.
Plus Gap is enlarging between the wealthy and the poor.

>>491
because you hate japan's inequality.
only going to other country solve the problem lol

>>494
totalｌy agreed.

im going to sleep. good-bye you losers.

I am laughing at repeated complaints by you losers at a room Roppongi Hills with my girlfriends.

>>494

>>496
You are a liar.

>>498
shut, loser!! All you can do is have jealou at me.lol lol lol
but you are very professional to watch on-line porno site for your everyday's wanking.lol lol

>>499
You are bad at Aori.

>>487
I will order Sony and TOYOTA etc. to pay money to NEETs.

Lol you would be killed by right-wingers.

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　ノ^ //人　　入＿ノ´~￣　　　　　　)

Hello all, how are you all doing this saturday night?

>>405
Wannabies? Wannabies of what kind? The foreign "otaku"-wannabies that
have Japan as a dream land, or are you trying to look down on all foreigners?

Hi, k-tan. my room is very cold. and i'm very hungry. i can't sleep.

>>505
My room is cold too, I had dinner an hour ago though.
Get something to eat, perhaps?

>>506
I am very poor. so I have no enough money to buy something in convenience store.
But the way I can't put up with this icy room. very gracier!!
I want you to warm me up...

>>507
Oh? How do you get food normally?

And some say jokes can warm one up, I don't know how true that is..
You can always try, at least.
I found these via google.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml generic jokes
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/ science jokes
http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/jokes/ instrument jokes
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/ kids jokes

Jokes from usenet's rec.humor.funny
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/

>http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml generic jokes
>http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/ science jokes
>http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/jokes/ instrument jokes
>http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/ kids jokes
さむっ！

>>510
Sorry?

>>511
Just a joke.

You know the Japanese reaction to bad jokes is さむい right?

Is this kotehan?

>>513
>Is this kotehan?
Hmm, well if you keep it up I suppose it would count but
it's a rather odd one.

>>512
Now I do?
I haven't really looked at the sites, unfortunately. I was assuming there were some okay jokes there.

>>515
Like I said, it was just a joke because you said
"And some say jokes can warm one up,"
and of course さむい is the Japanese for cold.

>>516
*nods*

>>516 ←cold man

>>518
No chance of holding out for "cool" I suppose?

... Naah, didn't think so.

Hello!

I'm from outer space, and I've made myself look like a board post.
While you look at me, I'm having sex with your eyes.

I know it feels good to you, because you're smiling. I'm very horny,
so post me to somewhere else when you've had enough.


Thanks!

Sincerely,
A Stranger in a Strange Land

You should buy me dinner or at least a drink before doing that.

Then post >>520 somewhere nobody can read English.

What's the deal?

Exproding a star, a cyberspace I don't know has
been changing into your body. After this phenomenon,
you melt down and vanish. So you are a fainter.
Whatever you had gone, people beleved you has dead.

nuts propagate themselves by measns of cyberspace.
you are one of them.

I think cyberspace causes nuts to spontaneously generate.

On the other hand, bit of a star has arrived at Earth. It's disaster!!

What's wrong with your brain ?

>>528
I look at stars around my brain.
Stars is at least seven and very colorful.
If I hit your brain, you will look at stars
and will bright laser beams from your eyes.
I don't know how your beams bright.
So, you are a hero of this story.

imy cigarette is 7stars.

The hero have two boiled eggs in his brain.
His eggs are blue and red. His brain can opend to pull his zipper
and has two USB connecters.

last year I said to you that I would quit being a NEET, but as you know, so, it's too dificult.
I failed 5 job interviews,so those consecutive defeats make me more sloth...
someone help me

so, what did you learn from your failure ?
Nothing ?
If you so,that proves you are incurable idiot.

>>532
Become a criminal, live in the jail.

>>533
I learned many things, Reality is fucking much colder and harder than I expected.
What should I do? I don't wanna keep a NEET. I wanna be a businessman who interacts his business all over the world.
so I study English everyday.

you should study yourself without self-seeking at first.
Or,studying English make a futile attemt for you.

>>535
That's the spirit!
You are gonna be Big with your heart set to the future!!

http://www.wftv.com/news/6253589/detail.html
Some news is strange and scary.

Hi all, how is everybody this evening? :)

It's almost midnight here.

>>538
WOW that's funny!
How come could that happen!! Strange, indeed!

>>539
Ah, it's only 4 pm at my place.
So you're going to sleep, soon?

>>540
Yes, and somewhat frightening.

I'm not sleepy yet.

I think I am handsome and very intelligent, and tall. I am suitable for k-tan.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4630808.stm
The future of science does not look too good in not only USA, but apparently also UK.

Welcome ! K-tan

>>538
All kinds of frightening things happen in hospitals.
ttp://www.nj.com/news/gloucester/index.ssf?/base/news-0/1137921350187400.xml&coll=8
ttp://159.54.227.3/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051224/NEWS/51224016

>>544
Incidentally I have big glasses.

>>542
Ah :-)
So you're going to keep me company for a little while longer?

>>547
you are GEEK!

>>544
Money should solve this problem.
Scientists are not amply compensated for consdiering what they have done.

>>541
May I ask where you live?Just the country will be fine

>>545
Thank you :)

>>546
Oh... :-(
I badly hope I never will need to be at a hospital for something serious...
I would be rather worried about something happening to me, even though Swedish
hospitals are supposed to be much better than US hospitals.

>>549
Maybe, but at least I know where to put "a" in sentences.

I haven't had a girlfriend for my entire 36 years, but I believe I will marry Emma Watdon.
How much she is quite popular in UK ,Europe and USA?

>>553 ← see?

>>551
Malmö, Sweden. The third largest city in Sweden, around thirty minutes away from Denmark's
Capital city Copehagen by the train over the bridge.

>>550
Hm, maybe. But the youths still need to be aware of that being a scientist is good
for more reasons than merely monetary. If they consider it to be a crappy job, that
might not be enough to get them interested.

>>547
I have glasses too, though they aren't big.

>>544
I worry this problems . Japan has same problem. I forget its source.
a resercher of Kobe univ. has studied this topic in Japan.

Many stupid ordinary people consider me as a lolita-complexedd crimer when I talk about Emma and show my idea that I wanna marry her.
I think They are stupidest. I think I won't commit a crime. It's too difficult for me to find a girlfriend.
Because Japanese girls loves money and looks when they choose boyfriend

People always go for money, you can't change that. So you should use that. Incentives.
If scientists are the most rich, then everybody wants to ba e scientist.
thats just the way it is. there is no quick fix other than this.

>>557
Ah.. So it seems as if the amount of scientists are declining in the world?
Rather worrysome indeed.

>>556
Sweden!!
My favorite band "Nocturnal Rites" is from sweden!!
Sweden is a place I always wanted to visit.
But January is not a smart time to go there,right?

>>558
Emma Watson is only 15 years old, wait a few years before speaking of her like that, perhaps?
Also, are you sure you haven't gotten interested in Hermione Granger, rather than her?
The job of an actor/actress is to play a role. The role can be far from how they are normally.

I love armpits.

Emma is no longer what she used to be.
She has gotten uglier and uglier.
When I watched the first harry potter movie, she was the cutest thing, but now, she is a piece of crap.

>>564
You are the stupidest and meanest shit I see.
On the contrary, My Emma is getting sexier and more beautiful! I decided myself I will marry her!!
>>562
sorry for, what is Hermione Granger?

>>565
Emma Watson plays Hermione Granger in the series of the Harry Potter movies.

>>565
The character Emma plays in the Harry Potter movies.

>>561
That depends on where you're visiting.
Sweden is a relatively long country and has varying climates.
Way up north you'd turn into an lump of ice if you stepped outside the door without
proper clothing in January, down here you can almost get away with wearing just
t-shirt and a jacket during January, if it's a mild one. It's been unusually cold
this winter, though. -6°Celcius, right now in Malmö, and -16 in Övertorneå (i don't know where that is)
according to a news site.
I've had to take out my extra thick jacket from the wardrobe this winter,
haven't done that for a very long while.

>>566 >>567
I see. I haven't watched the movie, Because I hate the hero of those movie. Dan Radcliff. he is very evil I think.

（　＾ω＾）

>>560
I don't know trends in scientist population.
The diffrence between Japan and UK is that Japanese children
seems scientists is otakus. To compear otaku with brainy... no comment.

Japanese tend to think scientists as inventors
probably because of animes and RPG games.

>>571
That's very unfortunate..
Scientists are supposed to be intelligent and skilled specialists, not otakus...
If those are the associations Japanese children have with scientists, then no
wonder they dislike the idea of becoming one.

But, now in Japan, many children want to be scientists.
And, many Ph. D. candidates want to be scientists, too.
So, becoming scientists in Japan is very difficult now.

I'd like to know things like 2ch for English users.
Do you guys ever now some?
plz tell me(｀・ω・´)

well.. sorry for my sudden different topic;

dear k-tan,
by the way your posts have been constructed i had thought that you loved me.
this morning i realise that this is only a fantasy. for such behavior, i will punish
myself by leaving home and living on the street.im sorry we could never be together.

sincerely,
me

Hey guys, what do you think of this:

http://www.m90.org/index.php?id=10534

It's a video of a drive-by shooting captured in California. US is a scary place.

甜歌リンは中国人じゃなくてハーフな。
しかも日本語しかしゃべらんぞ。

I am great lack of Tenkarin.

天てれミロ

Please うｐ tenkarin's picture for me, dude.

ヒァイリーズhttp://photo1.18ban.jp/photo/1/120194/120194-7153676-47-23719159-pc.jpg

I saved that the day before, I need another picture, dude.

Tenkarin is 11, I am near 40. How should I do to make her be my girlfriend?
I think I am older than her parents.

http://www.opera.com/

This thread is full of lolicons.

its full of losers and neets who are usually lolicons. if america ever wants to bomb
japan again, i will say great job if they bomb akihabara.

俺は今はショタコンだっつーの

I listen to a music of Sergio Mendes futuring THE Black Eyed Peas,
power-playing on a FM brodcasting. Its music is very COOL!
I don't know what it names but it is remade.

>>588
I have a job and I only like cartoon little girls, so it's okay.

>>591
We don't call that OK lol

To love little boys,is what we call ok.

the us has problems with science, because us population has become stupid. in the past
americans read the magazine "popular mechanic" and make innovation. now american
eat supersize meals at mcdonald and watch reality shows.

>>593
really? i dont think so.
They are still intelligent. Speaking of science, science in japan
isnt advanced.

>>594
Intelligent is different to educated.
It looks like education _starts_ off well (and has even been
getting better for young children) and then slows down (with no
noticable improvements or drops).
ttp://nces.ed.gov/ssbr/pages/trends.asp

Those are the government figures as well so if anything you'd
expect them to be on the bright side.

Miss America is decided, she is very beautiful. Is there a woman in this thread, Should you try to be a cadidate of Miss Japan?

But If you applied for a candidate of Miss Japan, Candidates should be slim, sexy , pretty , beautiful, wise, young and virgin.
Hou many do you fit those conditions?

That's how Miss Japan worth enough.

Miss Japan is under final contest decision, there are 30 beauties at the last stage.

>>593
humm
US'es people has also a problem about their science education. it is
the problem between biological evolution and intelligent desgin which
is another version of criationism. ID is a thought that the intelligent
desginer made creaters. some people attempts to introduce ID on science
education of a (junior high) school, instead of Darwin's evolution.
Thus, they want to educate its religious thought as science.
Its problem conflict between scientist and conservative Cristian.
Last year, President Bush has pushed ID as science. This controversy
has heated up. US Court decided to ban to education ID as science in
Desember of last year.

I think ID is a psedo-science. But many people of United States beleves
ID is more than Darwin's evolution. I don't beleves its fact! In Japan,
some psedo-science caches bit of Japanese. Many of they is not good at
majors around science/enginnering. This point is similar with a problem
in United States.

親切な人たちたちが、ライブドア半在版にもペタペタ
【2:3】一　　　件　　　落　　　着
1 名前：山師さん 2006/01/23(月) 23:23:35.03 ID:guIya+JA
やっと事件の方向性が決まったな
早かったね
これで通常の値動きに戻るといいね



2 名前：山師さん ：2006/01/23(月) 23:24:11.75 ID:dxy2aYnE
(　´�D｀)ノ＜ あざやかに２げろ♪


3 名前：英語版から関西の工学博士です ：2006/01/23(月) 23:24:32.26 ID:jh6krTtd
関係ないけれど、日本語の話をすると、
院は卒業とはいわん。修了という。院生が学位取らずに院から去るのは、
「退学」だ。必要単位そろえて「退学」した場合は、その後の努力で、
修了することもできる。この場合は「単位取得退学」という。
これは日本語の話な。
オレも、MBAじゃないけれど、工学博士をとったときは、３年院生やって
単位取得退学して、その後、学位取得で「修了」となった。

I usualy write errors of santangen s of my message. orz///

Don't U guys know?
Miss UNIVERSE is a japanese
Her name is Sa-ya Irie
She is only twelve,but VERY busty.And beautyful of course

She's pretty hot for a non-animated 12 year old.

>>605
OK,list a "animated girl" who is hot in you

ah, I really thought Sa-ya Irie was a miss universe...
How stupid am i

Hey guys, here is a English language fashion board (mostly men's fashion):

http://www.superfuture.com/city/supertalk/index.cfm?page=forum&forumID=2

If you look at the "what are you wearing today" thread, you will see what great styles
some people have.

>>608
you wish you dressing like that
you are NEET, you make fantasy at your home
the NEET fantasy is that you dress nicely and dating idols
keep saying "yukorin is my g/f" and "i dressing nicely and everyone is impress"
and other NEETS on this thread will read it
do that until you die or kill yourself, avoid the truth that you are a victim
your whole life you are one victim
first victim of school bully, then victim of your own weakness
so your life is a failure, you are born to be a peasant slave and loser

>>609
Calm down boy!!
What makes you so upset?

well,I have to tell you that you guys are "NEET",when I am "NEAT".
There is a big diferent in two, you know.

I think that guy is a angry otaku. Otaku want everyone to have their hobbies.
He is mad that some people have healthy and social hobbies.

>>609 is warehouse boy.
That's a fact.

I have been looking at the site.
I like the way this boy dresses
http://www.superfuture.com/city/supertalk/index.cfm?page=userinfo&viewuserid=3308

He has a cool street and skater style, and good taste in sneakers.
His brands are not so expansive but he makes them look good, that is much harder
than only buying only elite labels.

I must make the best effort to make Tenkarin be my wife.

Is "OTAKU" a common word for English speakers??

this thread is made up of hentai, lolicon and NEETs.

>>615
It's common generally only among those who are at least somewhat familiar with Japanese culture.

The word generally doesn't have the negativity associated with it though.

>>615
It's a damn sight more common that 'neet' which is only used
in Japan.

Yeah, there really isn't an English equivalent to "NEET."

>>619
Wait a second.
Then, in what fucking language does "NEET" stand for?

I think it stands for "Not in Employment, Education, or Training."
However, the acronym was invented in Japan. This makes it similar
to other Japanese-made English words such as "skinship." Correct
me if I'm wrong.

>>621
You're correct on "NEET" as far as I know.

What's "skinship?"

>>622
One definition I've heard is "feelings of affection
associated with physical contact, such as between
mother and child." Of course, to a native speaker,
it's completely meaningless.

there is feelings of affection between me and my mother
she knows i am a lonely guy, so she relieves me with her hand
and mouth sometimes also.

What a coincidence! Your mom does the same thing for me.

>>625
you are invited to my house, lets use my mom together

Hentai is as Hentai does.

This thread was more fun in the summer. Lot's of people talking shit back and forth.
Did something happen? Or was that only because of Densha Otoko?

>>619
I've always thought it looks silly to use a Japanese word like
'neet' in the middle of a supposedly English sentence.
It just shows the ignorance of the writer.

>>629
Neet is a British phrase.

"NEET...first used in the United Kingdom but whose use has spread to other countries,
including Japan"
source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NEET

So that shows your ignorance.

>>630
Interesting. I've honestly never seen it used before by a
British English speaker, so I assumed it was a Japanese
pseudo-Anglicism since it's all over 2ch. Thanks for the
info.

>>631
Well as I _am_ a British English speaker all I can say it
that it obviously never took off. Using it in everyday
English conversation is the equivalent of using AWPU and
expecting people to know what you're on about.

I heard too that NEET was first said by a British politician.
Its not a Japan-made word.

hey guys. how ya doing?
i am just bored...

Keep being bored.

>>631
and providing you for a extra infomation,it is "a"nglicism,
not a capital "A" which has a different meaning

and providing you for a extra infomation,it is "an", not a "a".
Everyone here is an idiot

>>636
Actually the meaning you are thinking of can have a small
or capital A.
ttp://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Anglicism

I want to marry Tenkarin soon even if law is not allowed to do so. That's all.

Tenkarin is occupying full parts of my heart. Her angel smile deprive me of something depressed and/or darkness.

It's 20:00, time for the lolicons.

People say (insult) to me ' you are dangerous lolicon, even a crimer, and idiot.
But it's OK. In spite of thier insults at me, My love for Tenka is getting stronger and deeper, this cannot be changed!

>>642
Sorry.I dont understand the word ''Tenka''.
What Tenka means?

>>643
Somebody's name.

>>643
She is an only angel on the earth! Tenka's nickname is Tenkarin.

Oh!
You are falling love with someone?
I envy you. Love makes a person active.
You are certainly happy.

>>643
They are talking about my younger sister-in-law, Tenka Hashimoto.She is 12years old.
Cute,but I always tell her not to wall around the house NAKED(or with towel rapped)

>>645
The nickname Tenkarin is similar to Yukorin,which some people love.

>>646
That someone is probably very young.

>>649
really?
But,,but he may also be very young?

My everyday has been filled with something happy since the day when I fall in love with Tenka.
Plus I must say, Emma Watson, she is losing parts of my heart day by day. She is ranked No2 in my heart, I 'm very sorry for her.

>>647
You are a very very erotic mountain gorira!
But if you like her, I dont complain about you.
you shouldnt think age for love.

I have a job interview tommorow.
What should I do to prepare for it?
Do you have any advice?

Tenka will be my wife, Japanese Law need 4 more years

>>653
Get a good night's sleep, show up early, and dress nice.

Ok, I advice you.
You take a deep breathe before interview.
And you look at the interviewer's eyes.
Thats OK.
Im looking forward to hearing you pass

Compared to Tenka Hashimoto, Rosa Kato and Emma Watson, bith are just apprentice angels.

OK I will do all the thing said regarding this here.
Thank you.

If you smoke or have other bad habits, try not to do them before the interview. You never know
if the person hiring you might hate smokers.

>>659
Even if Smoking relaxes him?

>>660
If it's relaxing he should use care and not smoke a lot, smoke outside, and have some gum or
something to make his breath smell nicer.

HOw many pieces of cigar do you smoke every day? I smoke about 2 box.
this year Government try to raise cigar tax 20 yen each box.

I understand.
You are a good adviser.
I pray he will get success.

Oh,its almost 9:00.
I'm gonna study.See you next!

Oops, one more thing. If you're chewing gum to get rid of the smoke breath, make sure you get rid
of the gum before going in to the interview.

If you are asked your hobby or your intrest or whatever,
tell him that your lifework is to marry TENKARIN.
I'm quite sure he'll like you

The number of the Beast.

I prefer HELLOWEEN to IRON MAIDEN.

People still listen to those old groups?

No, only Urban Faggotry. Also, please wait at least a year or two before loving Tenkarin,
she is a child and doesn't know what love means.

I'm sorry for you,but she already knows how to love my cock:-)

Putting the "lol" in "lolicon."

What does that suppose to mean?

No,"lol" means lots of laugh,OK?

But "lol" is in the word "lolicon." It's a pun!

Landover Baptist, putting the Fun in Fundamentalism.

Lots of laugh
Laughing out loud
Laughter over laughter

...

>>674
I wanted to know the meaning of ﾞPut the A in B".

>>677
It's pretty much used for something that puts a thing that's generally "bad" in an amusing way or
makes fun of that thing. A good word (LOL, Fun) has to be in the "bad" (lolicon, fundamentalism) one.

Puns are really hard to explain. Sorry m(_ _)m

>>677
The literal meaning of "Putting the lol in lolicon" is something
like "Making lolicon funny." Normally you would not consider
lolicon to be funny, but the joke makes an unexpected connection
because "lolicon" contains "lol." The same is true of "fun" and
"fundamentalism" as someone posted above. It's a pun, so it can
be difficult to understand in a different language.

>>678-679
Thx!
I think I got it.You use it to joke.
I still can't find a good translation in Japanese though.

what a sissy boy...

>>680
Incidentally, here's a typical Landover Baptist article.
ttp://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0106/petsinheaven.html

絵に居湾 冷？

>>683
You mean are there anyone?

we are Neets

Speak for yourself, I have a job.

I ain't a NEET unlike you. I love Tenkarin. that's all. thanks

I don't know about >>683 .
I guess 絵に居湾 is anyone. but I am unable to guess what 冷 is.
PS.
Livedoor-shock is covered with Japan. Japanese massmedias did not
report about other problems occuring Horiemon arrested. I feel
media's sence is a little crazy. Because medias has hided many
problems if one big problem exploded. As this result, other problems
are forgeted by Japanese. All their viewpoint is only
one side whatever another side determine to have crimes as well.
It's umblance... I hope japanese medias privide many many
viewpoint of problems to us. They learn from falure of medias of
nighbour country last year, of which is report atitudes of the
stem cell problem.

>>688
冷 = here, I guess.

>>684
家巣 雑 笑い 民

>>690
"chat in English" の意味分かる?

>>689 育柵鳥居！

Let's just ignore the numbnuts.

hi,guys.hello :-)

>>691 減る 家〜！

what do u want?

風？身？

能、愛　丼　見印　優。

号 アヘッ頭 離〜部 身〜ア論！

>>688
I strongly agree with your opinion.
Im skeptical of the report by massmedia.
They make people imagine that a topic is in one direction,goodo or bad.
They dont show both sides of good and bad aspects.

Im sorry for being poor at English!!

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I watch ''old stories in japan'' broadcasted by TBS.
The stories are happy, sad, terryfying, inspiring, dreadful ones!
They grabbed me, so I'm looking forward to Wednesday.
Well, what TV programs are you intersted in?

I want to go to Tokyo to find a job.

>>702
This sounds like an interesting program. Are these stories about real people or are they fictional?

Please suck my cock

>>704
Maybe they are mainly fictions, because what happens in them are not actually probable.
Whether or not they are real, I recommend it to you.
The characters are so original that you can watch a story you've never imagined.
let's watch!!

>>702
What on earth is that program? I can't understand it at all.
I'm interested in the news program,but like the comedy,too.
I wanna see various programs,
but I haven't got plenty of time...
I envy you've got free time a lot.

Any way, Have a nice time, See ya!

githa fuckouta hir!

There is a thing I was wondering.Looking at >>1,it says
ﾞLet's have some coc..tea and chat. "


But what does ﾞcoc.."should mean?

is it ﾞCoca-cola"orﾞCocoa"orﾞCoctail"or maybe...ﾞcocain"?
I hope its not ﾞcockroach" lol

ya all terd sing dis song n luv your nation!
Kimmy girl you're
chill your knee
ya chill your knee
south alley is shit
know it what all tore now retail
call "K" no mercy mar day.

I can't forget Tenkarin however I mar try to do so.

What?

I want her! I wanna marry her!

lez lift it up↑

Tenkarin may be born to marry me a dozen year ago.

let me get leid with Tenkarin

I wanna kiss her

岩魚2letterかな？

?is?

He is a NEET. leave as it is.

Are all NEETS also lolicons? Do the two go hand-in-hand?

Almost all of them are lolicons. Police should oreoare for arresting them.

Polygamy is a good idea for me. that 57 aged idiot enjoys his life with 12 stupid females.
I don't need 12, 2 is ok. I wanna enjoy my life with Tenkarin and Kaho,
How about you? You have to shake your cock as usual.lol

R.U jelousy?

My cock has not enough stamina to sex with twelve sluts

i really envy the guy.just imagine eating 12 pussies>one after another!

do ya think he enjoyed scat play?

what is Nakadashi in English?

↑ dash inside

Oh!自慰sus Christ

ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Japanese_sex_terms

日本語　→　英語

I am wanking now, but there is not a piece of tissue paper in the box. How should i do?

>>732
Socks

Ouch!!!! I burst my seeds inside the trousers!!

Name low yo!

>>733 U2

fucQmen!

Suck my cock!!!!!

↑ya wana fuk wiz mi?

Who is kaho?
Kaho Iida?

大和田漠？

和田漠are u talkin bout?

他でやって下さい

↑他でも同じ事言われたんですが何か？

>>741
スレタイ読め

日本語が読めないのですが何か？

this must B ignored

だから最初から無視してれば良かったんじゃん！

leave it alone.
if you are smart

お前ら見てるとニートってホント楽勝で人生なめてて羨ましいよ

Hi nippy nip!
do you nips eat raw fish every day?

ignore #750

NEET is needed!

お前らよくもまぁ毎日オナニーできるよな、ホント歓心するよ
その性欲に似合ったやる気を就職活動に活かせば職の一つや二つぐらい見つかるだろ

>>751 I think it's very rude to use the
word"nip".

what is nip?

Hey, persons who are saying wanking.Listen to me carefully.
Why are you here?
Thats because you are interested in English?
So why not you try to do something to skill up your English?

I dont think a Neet is bad if he is making efforts in something which is
meaningful in society.

>>754 英語が分からない妬みでつか？

My cock is short but very tough enough to satisfy with you.

>>757 Then what if I-talk about"jerking"?

>>756 nip→jap

>>760
I dont know the word ''jerking'' but I guess the word is wanking.
You are smarter than me because you know words I dont know.

So you are most idiot.
Why?
Thats because you are more excellent if you study!

do selffellatio!!

>>763
If I could to that, I wouldn't have to pay your mom to suck me off.

>>762
"Jerking" is American slang.

What are you doing?

>>766 u don' have to worry about the things i am doing

>>765 jerk off means
ChingChing ShicoShico PewPew Do Pewpew

>>768�o◎�o

家紋 面！和田fuck?

how come japs wanna use english
between japs and nips?

cuz they're chinpaneez l●l

>757 I think so. The neet can be meaningful when he is doing fine for himself. However
I recommand that the neet should go America or anywhere, spoken in English if he is
interested in English and has much time.

>762 With knowing difficult words cannot necessary mean the one is smart.
Like a quiz. After learing the answer, it is very easy to show off. Everybody can know the
answer by just watching the program. He might just know the word
because he came across.

>>773
Yeah! So Neets should have desires to improve themselves!
Once they are confident that they get better by studying, they
will certainly stop stepping up!

The most important thing is to have hope!

>>773 yo chinp you've written a perfect
chinpaneez!now why don't you try to write english next time.

チンパニーズってなんだ？

>>776
say it in english.

it in english.

>>777
what is cinpaniz?

god bless ya'll

Our best teacher the Google don't tell it.
He only knows the meaning.

What,,,,,waht,,what ,,,,what is chinpanieez!!

非国民共必死だなw

>>781 ya wanna know?

chinpan-eez…何も知らずに必死だなｗ

チンパニーズも分からないで
英語チャット参加するなよ

クソエイカイワバークレー●ウスツブレテシマエ！！！

↑渋谷にもあるよ…バークレー

>>700
Thank you for your reply :-)
It's no problem! I (688) write broken English ^^;
If we wrote our message in broken English, we would fine out
our mistake. :-) As a result, we improve our ability of
writing and reading English. :-)

えええ。。バークレー●ウスって市ヶ谷だけじゃないの？？

Hello everyone. I cannot decide on what I want to eat for breakfast.
Should I make some toast or have a bowl of cereal?

Good morning, why not have both?

Just don't poor your milk on the toast.

Sheesh.
>>792
poor -> pour

Homophones are a pain in the ass.

>>792
Heavens no! That would be quite disatrous.
I ended up deciding on a fried egg sandwich. It was delicious.

Hey dude! It's time to watch a drama 白夜行 on TBS in 10 minutes! Don't wank with Haruka Ayase, dude.

good evening!

http://hp21.0zero.jp/375/okodukai1001/

Hearts of human being can be never bought by money I bet.

>>794
They certainly are. However, I believe that homographs are even more difficult.
e.g. Since there is no time like the present, she decided to present the present.

You can suck my cock, but my cock is too very bigger for you to suck.

>>800 お前Ａ４か？

book your day job
は仏教 大乗でいいですか？
ブッキョウダイジョウブッキョウダイジョウブッキョウダイジョウブッキョウダイジョウブッキョウダイジョウ

オーストラリア英語ならＯＫ

>>801 a4てなに？

I will be a man such as Red Batler.

>>805
Who is Red Balter?

A4＝A four＝ｱ ﾌｫｰ＝
阿呆＝ａ ｆｏｏｌ

He just wanna make Yukiho happy.

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　　　　　 ＼　,ﾞr_　　　 lｱ'　　　 .ﾞ⌒＞-vzﾄ　　　　.ミﾉ′　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 〕
　　　　　　 .ﾞ'=ミ:┐　 .「　　　　　 ./ .^〃　　　　 :､_ ﾘ　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 .｝
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いいなニートは、暇で暇でどうしようも無いのだろうね

god fucking damnit! if it isnt one thing its another. Seriously when
is shit just going to work out so I can finally put some fucking roots
down and start living a fucking steady life. I'm sick of this shit
already.

I guess I have only myself to blame, but seriously its not like I'm
making exceptionally bad choices; they all just seem to go to shit.
Like entering graduate school, and then starting work at the record
label. It's not like I'm deciding to go on three week crack binges
and then wondering why my life is fucked.

Why the fuck can't i just make shit work?

>>811
Because you suck at life?

X damnit
O damn it
O dammit

関係ないけれど、日本語の話をすると、
院は卒業とはいわん。修了という。院生が学位取らずに院から去るのは、
「退学」だ。必要単位そろえて「退学」した場合は、その後の努力で、
修了することもできる。この場合は「単位取得退学」という。
これは日本語の話な。
オレも、MBAじゃないけれど、工学博士をとったときは、３年院生やって
単位取得退学して、その後、学位取得で「修了」となった。
まあ、どこでもそうだろうが、院生あたりにとっては、よい
バイトだろうなぁ。大都市圏では、そういう教師というのもいるだろう。540 名前：L2VL ◆ilMFhy8AUA

fuuuuck!!!!! it doesn`t matter if you have a master degree. My boss does not understand a fraction even though he got a doctor degree in US.

I want to talk about something academic with you.

No one is here. You are sleeping. I feel lonely.

>>816 Want to cuddle?

goooda 猛忍娘

wazup any chinx?

get outta here Yanks

>>812
glad you have nothing better to do than correct other people's
typos.

At least that guy/girl has a life

I just finshed my MA. It was a truly miserable experience and
I regret ever deciding to go to graduate school (or at least
that graduate school)

＞822　why?

>>822
ミザラボー日本語のミソボラしい、か？
似てるな…
ミザラボー
ミソボラー

>>823
Because graduate studies in the social sciences are not about
education or research. Its all about being socialized. Plus
the enviroment is similar to that of Jr.High what with all the
cliques (professors and students) and two-faced-ness.

>>824 似てるの当たり前だろ。
古代日本語と英語は兄弟言語だったんだからな。
英語も日本語もインドヨーロバ語族なんだよ。

Ayase Haruka's real name is 蓼丸綾 (Tatemaru Aya).

日本では昔女を｢をみな｣と言ってた。
英語の｢a woman｣をネイティブな発音で繰り返し言ってみろ。
｢をみな｣になるだろ。
日本では昔、雌を姫と呼んでた時代がある。
今でも｢一姫二太郎｣と、子供は最初に女が
生まれるのが理想などと使われている。
この｢姫/ヒメ｣は英語で言えば｢female/ﾌｨﾒｰﾙ｣
ネイティブな発音ができる者なら
ヒメとfemaleがいかに似ているか分かるはずだ。

ここで頭の回転が早い香具師は、
では何故、雄(男)は英語でmaleで日本語のどこで
maleに類似する言葉が使われてたんだと疑問に思うはずだ。
日本では昔、男の名前に〜摩呂(マロ)
或いは丸(マル)を付けた時代がある。
maleをローマ字的に読めばマレになるだろ。
また、フランス語的に発音するならmaleはマルに近い発音になる。
姫と摩呂、femaleとmaleの共通関係説だ。

最後に、英語を志す者達へ
英語と言えば日本人と全く異なった人種、文化の
言語だと思ってしまいがちだろうが、
それらの言語の本質が実は非常に親しい関係に
ある事を忘れずに頑張ってくれたまえ。
well let's carry on
anyone here?

>>828
Who are you?
What kind of job you got?

>>831it dozn't matter who i am either
what kindda job i do.just keep your effort

>>828
I am sorry to have asked you a silly
question.

You'd be better off in some place like
ttp://www.jref.com really.

>>833that's why you're silly.
how many questions did you ask me?
1 who
2 what
now you c?two questions you've asked me.
so it's not a silly question but silly
question(s)lol

It's a great pity.
I hope you'll get opportunities to obtain
more scholarly experience somewher else,where you could be satisfied.

hello everybody!

Good morning!

>>836
Fuck that! I want a job. Actually I have a job now, but they
are unable to sponsor a visa so I need to find a new one.

>>839 偽造美座100万で買うか？
つまり、詐称査証だ

>>841
No I think I'll just get a Japanese woman pregnant so she'll
marry me and then I can a spouse visa. It works so well for
all the Nigerians

>>836お前は言葉使いが汚いんだよ！
自分の尻の穴にでもファグザッと刺せよ！

>>842
You're silly

>>843 お前が尻 明日呆だ

Sorry,I guess wrong.

>>841
お前ビザの為に日本人の女孕ませんなよ！
お前みたいなナイジェリア人は日本に要らナイジェリア！

>>841 目黒のニグロ大使館に通報しておきました。

U.S
>>841
hey ya all african niggers are
pretending to be an american bro in japan to those idiot japanese women uh?

ニガーリアン必死だなw
奴隷時代に白人に追いかけられ必死に逃げたからｎｉｇｅｒだなw

日本人女性に私はアメリカから来たと言うと
よく釣れるのは何故ですか？

>>848
Wouldn't the French accent give it away? I thought you guys all hated the Yankees anyways.

>>851
don't worry i only hate u niga

G‐eve

I want Tenka only.

I want to earn much money more than leading professional baseball players or soccer players.

Whitch do you like better soccer layers or baseball players？

>>856
×soccer layers
〇soccer players

My pc was broken.

Broken my pc

r.u there?

英語ですか？米語ですか？
愛すピーク米語

Hello!
Is anyone here?

By the way, do you enjoy your life?

I enjoy my life, when i am with friends or pursuing my hobbies. Jobs
and finances are always a worry though. That's why I entered graduate
school, because I thought it would lead me to a career as a professor
or researcher that I would truly enjoy. But beign an academic is being
worse than being a corporate businessman. So since I will probably
never find a job that I will be happy with, but only a job that I can
tolerate I might as well take anything...

>>862
No. My school life makes me depessed.
I don't have any "true" friends in my school.

Every day I feel depressed. So I want to travel akone.

This is >>764, but I have made a mistake.

Wrong:akone
Right :alone

Sorry to have made such a foolish mistake.

Oh, I have made a mistake again. I am depressed.

Wrong:>>764
Right :>>864

>>865, 866

Does it really matter?

>>867
No. Just having typed a wrong key.

>>868
I think everyone knew that already. no reason to point it out.

everybody makes mistakes after all

>>869 not me.
i don't make no mistakes.

>>870
>i don't make no mistakes.
->I don't make any mistakes.

>>871 leave me alone please.it's just the way i like

I have to "defend" my MA thesis on tuesday. It really has no
meaning though. Of the three professors who have to determine my
grade only one will be at the defense to ask me questions. That
only proves how little the defense means and how little the professors
actually care.

Becuase of this I'm having trouble motivating myself to work on
my presentation, which is really just a 10-15 minute summary of
my thesis.

This is why Jochi is a joke of a school.

I recomend all people who are really interested in, and serious about
doing graduate studies in Sociology or Anthropolgy not to go there.

You are Musturbation

and you are a poor speller

poor people

any terd?

Hey, guys. How are you? I'll have a job interview on the next Monday.
If I passed it, I manage to quit a NEET.

Hey! That's great!
You are gonna make it!

By the way I had a job interview 3days ago, and I received a letter of rejection yesterday.

>>880
That's too bad. but friend, I will do my best.

Shut up!!!!!! Why I am cherry?

i think korean chicks are so hot.
you guys have any idea why korean girls are heavenly beautiful?

>>882
because you are bad at talking to women.
or perhaps because you are ugly.
or maybe because you don't have the money to buy a prostitute.
there could be many reasons why you are a virgin

yea, no daubt about it.
i dont know anyone who can resist korean girl's charm.

>882
Seriously, You can be a popular guy if you are nice to girls, I think.

>>883
In Korea, cosmetic surgeries are commonly used.

Korean women will destroy your soul and drain your bank account. They are extremely dangerous.

many japanese girls are jelouse of korean girl's beauty,,
and thats why japanese girls curse about korean girls , like >>877,888.

How can you say things like that with authority??
Did you have some kind of experience with Korian women?

I've been with korean girls a couple of times. and they didn't drain my soul, just my sperm.

yeah, now quite a few of japanes men are nuts about korean girls.
and that make japanese girls angry.

Japanese girls are generally ugly, and Korean girls beautiful.

OK! Bygones!

I fuck many many Japanese girls! They are all so easy! Japanese girls are easy pussy! I cheat on all my many girlfriends all the time but they don't know! Hahahahaha!!

I like korean girls face color, but I perfer Japanese face. I like Korean girl's personality,but
I feel they are little controled by the Korean govenment. They misunderstand Japan. I can't
stand it. Are you Korean?

Japanese people are also controled by 2ch-Uyokus.

所詮お前らは東洋人の女としかヤレな猿だなw
持てない男がピンコロパブ行くのと変わらないなww
悔しかったら全人種、なに人の女とセックれやwww.japchonchiks.com

DOMN!!! anyone plz hear me!!
today held English Skill Test(known as EIKEN) so i went to the held place to took it....at that time sharply My mobile phone rings when just almost between had finished the Writing and beginning of Listening!!!!
♪♪〜〜Ting-A-Ling〜〜♪♪
one of examiners comes n said.
“i warned against everyone to turn off mobile phones, ur test result will be disqualified”
and i was indicated by her to put my mobile phone on my desk and she filled my entry number out.
So i mean to say is all of my everyday courages n my haste has became in VAIN!!!!(ノ_＜。)
im so nurvous now,
anyone Encourage me PLZ
does anyone bet me?
i feel like dying...
i'd devoted myself to only that...
i think i was really fool,,,God!!!Domn

Watching idols photobookes is my only way to make my stress lessen.

>>899
Don't give up, try again if you can!

when it comes to girls, Korean girl is the best in the world.
their skin is soft and beautiful and drives all of men nuts.

Yes, I would not mind making love to a Korean girl, if the culture wasn't so afraid of sex, more people would have been laid by them by now :D

>>901
Thanks. Cheer me up a little by the grace of you than before!

Domn, don't worry. Everyone makes mistakes, can you take the test again at a later date?

>>905
yes, i guess its next is almost at June...so i'll try next one.. :-)

>>906
That's the spirit! ^^

>>907 yea, incline my heart to never ever give up!!! its important

No one is here.

I want to meet Korean girls, and hang out with them.

I haven't had a girlfriend! I feel it's very unfair!!!

Enough about korean girls. It's getting old already.

some of them are quite beautiful.

I am bored of wanking, but I must do it everyday! because my longer cherryness!!

i just watched the tv drama "rondo"
che jiu is one of the most beautiful and cutest woman in the world.

Shut up!! Suck my cock!!!!

I think Japanese girls are the best for Japanese boys.
Indeed,I love Japanese so much except fucking gal with their hair dyed.

buso you haven't had a girlfriend.lol

Did you watch "Minority report" ?
It is one of the best movies all time.
You should watch it.
I like the storyline and futuristic atmosphere is amazing.
In addition, there is much emotion involved in the movie.

I am quite free.

>>920
No you are not. You are a slave to the post-modern, capitalist
world.

Unite, labors of the world!!! Are you a Marx-Lanist?

but I say this. I hate an ideology of communism. They often equality! but actual commusism world is more unfair than capitalist world.

>>923
communism sounds like a good idea in theory, but it never works in reality because humans are too greedy.

There is little difference between Fundamental religion between real communism.
They hate each other because they deny each other. but they contain some similairy I bet.

>>923
That's because all communist countries that have exsisted and still
exsist aren't really communist.

I don't agree with communism so much though. But there is no real
democracy in this country or in America for that matter.
But what do we Japanese care as long as we can buy brand bags and
comics etc.

If is there a NEET in a communist country, how is he treated? the regime takes him to the compulsory labor den?

>>927
There is no such thing as compulsory labor in communist countries
of today. If you don't work then you simply don't recieve any benefits
like housing, welfare, etc., from the government.

you can still be a stupid leech all you want though

I had a date tonight. It was awkward at first but went okay
in the end. It is hard to tell if I were to ask the girl out
again, whether she would say yes or not.

I am good at Tokimeki Memorial, but I'm really bad at actual woman. I can say nothing except watching fer breasts

why don't you just say the same as from Tokimeki?

I am full of self doubt. I can't tell if she is only interested
in me as a friend or whether is the chance for more...

I think I will wank to Aoi Sora dvd. she has full breasts
and good face. some question whether her breasts are real.
They could be fake i believe, but it does not bother me this
time if they are fake

Horikita Maki（堀北真希）is very cute, isn't she?

perhaps it is time to kill the thread...

>>934
she is nothing special

>>936
Why? Wear your thicker glasses!!

>>937
I believe you must have the vision problem. She looks like
every other underage model that releases picture collection books.

>>934
You are also the fan of morning musume aren't you?

She is very cute! I have no problem on my eyes. the reason why you don't admit Maki result from your stupidness

>>940
she is cute, but in a very average not special sort of way. She
does not really stand out. You just have poor taste.

And you prefer little girls to women it seems

I am downloading oikawa nao av. it makes me sad to see how
slow it goes so it will take two days almost to be finish.

I can't wait.

>>941
whose idol do you think is the most pretty?

>>943
I do not have a strong interest in idols so I do not know who
they are.

what difference does it make anyway. idols come and go often

Yeah to hell with idols! I want a real woman that knows
to ride my cock correctly!

women need to be as horny as men. it would make the world a
happier place i think

but! My Maki-chan isn't horny! She is pure! Maki-chan dislike fucking Janeez !

>>926
They say that one definition of democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what's for dinner.

Good night, Maki-chan. chu

Democracy is the worst type of government, excepting all of the others that have been tried.

...but democracy still actually works! Communism failed, so did totalitarianism... ;) Isn't that enough proof how great democracy is?

>>951
Democracy has worked reasonably well for a few countries for a
rather long time and for quite a few countries for not such a
long time.

Not every country that has tried democracy has been successful
with sticking with it and democratic countries (most certainly
including the US) have fucked up big time on occasion.

Europe had to go through a lot before they achieved true democracy. It just takes a long time for it to work, that's all.

Aisinno Europe.

るろ剣弥彦のセリフ
「そこまでかっこつけられちゃ、かっこいいとしか言いようがないぜ」と、鼻をこすりながら、ひこせいじゅうろうに言った。
…寒くない？

Communism did not fail. The people failed to create a "real" communist
society. Cuba and China are basically totalitarian regimes, as was
the Soviet Union. A true Communist state has never exsisted.

Sweden does okay with being a socialist democracy though.
Japan and the US are just controled by corporations. Voting is useless
here and in America. The interests of the people are always overshadowed
by the interests of corporations who want more money

>>947
Why such interest in "pure" little girls? If she is really "pure"
she will not know how to please you.

And since you are the virgin you definately will not be able to
please her or teach her anything.

now everyone let's fuck in english!

Stop watching online porn site, and build a next thread!

Csummi arcok mi a páálya?

Nyh? IUhdk> usjhjssl? fjids;ss;? jfdiii!

You love Horikita Maki,but you can't get her. Because you sting.

Mivan japcsi beszorult a farkad a kocsi alá?

>>959
This thread has to end first. Who will get 1000?

>>962 *stink

sorry, I mistyped. Sting is a good singer. You stink.

~sniff~ *sniff*

There should be porn where western women are fucked by Japanese
men

hhp://www.gaijinxhooters.com/

how can av actress such as Aoi Sora or Oikawa Nao get real jobs
as talents on tv? av actresses should not be allowed to be
normal talents or actresses.

>>969
I don't think that is real.

y?

In the english version of Mainichi newspaper there was an article
about too much masturbation can be harmful.

You are all doomed

"y" what?

y nut reel? >>974

>>975
because it sounds fake. I believe that if I go there, there will
be no such website. You made it up I think

>>976 shure is it fake cuz gaijin women are used to gaijin cocken not nippon thumb-sized peenx

57aged horny idiot can incantate a magic to make 12 stupid female his sex friends. on the other hand, I am cherry and hasn't experenced sexed.

it is only black man who has large cock. whiteman has nothing
speical. I have heard white women complain often abouth
whiteman with little cock. Japanese man would do.

mmmh cherry

>>978
then you should use magic as well

>>979 japanese men have small cock but more than compensate it in the enthusiasm department

white gaijin always run to Japan because they think their cock
will seem big here. They want to escape from blackman.
But there are blackman here too. I have heard Japanese women
often say of white cock "oh it was smaller than I thought" and
appear disappointed.

how can I magic? I want Tenkarin to be my wife by my magic.

>>984
she is too young for you.

too young? but it's OK for me!

ttp://www.nastyharem.com/gall16/hard_09.htm

>>984
If I knew magic to get the women I would use it already.
I don't know it.

>>987
Freaks are born every once in a while every where.

>>989 trudat!

according to his statement, that bald 57 aged idiot hate to magic towars male.

>>991
because he doesn't want to fuck a man

hi soup i am from 4-ch!

>>992
nobody cares

>>994 you mean't >>993 right

>>993
nobody cares about you either

but I want Tenkarin.

>>997 me too

>>997
too bad. she's too young for you and you'll never meet her
anyway.

1000 my love for Tenkarin can never change!!

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