Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 40

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( ´･ω･) Let's have some tea and chat.
( つ旦O　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫
と＿)＿)　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦

Previous Thread:
CHAT IN ENGLISH(英語で雑談)39
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1135007046/

OFFSITE LOGS:

English Only http://makimo.to/2ch/mentai_english/989/989603406.html
English only again http://makimo.to/2ch/mentai_english/995/995852612.html
English Only http://makimo.to/2ch/mentai_english/1004/1004633855.html

Chatter in English (Chat in English) Series:
(Part 1) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy_english/1010/1010890915.html
(Part 2) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy2_english/1042/1042088789.html
(Part 3) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy2_english/1068/1068727902.html
(Part 4) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy2_english/1076/1076504192.html
(Part 5) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy2_english/1078/1078402607.html
(Part 6) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1080/1080928972.html
(Part 7) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1114/1114850576.html
(Part 8) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1116/1116413072.html
(Part 9) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1117/1117278879.html
(Part 10) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1117/1117817248.html

(Part 11) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1118/1118007629.html
(Part 12) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1118/1118278440.html
(Part 13) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1118/1118507659.html
(Part 14) *** missing ***
(Part 15) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1119/1119554437.html
(Part 16) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1120/1120154625.html
(Part 17) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1120/1120841030.html
(Part 18) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1121/1121878895.html
(Part 19) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1123/1123050377.html
(Part 20) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1123/1123597096.html

いいかげん現実に目をむけようね。

いつまで無駄に時間を浪費し、意味のないこと続けるの？

将来困るのは君自身だよ。

こんなことするくらいなら首つって死ねよ。

(Part 21) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1124/1124400527.html
(Part 22) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1125/1125399828.html
(Part 23) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1126/1126615899.html
(Part 24) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1127/1127105103.html
(Part 25) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1127/1127549132.html
(Part 26) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1127/1127843078.html
(Part 27) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1128/1128066023.html
(Part 28) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1128/1128235776.html
(Part 29) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1128/1128472128.html
(Part 30) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1128/1128741882.html

(Part 31*) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1128/1128943144.html
(Part 32) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1129/1129361665.html
(Part 33) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1130/1130014360.html
(Part 34) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1130/1130537742.html
(Part 35) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1131/1131575614.html
(Part 36) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1132/1132418179.html
(Part 37) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1133/1133438530.html
(Part 38) http://makimo.to/2ch/academy4_english/1133/1133950785.html

* Titled "Part 30" by mistake.

>>1
(ToT)Good job!

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Wikipedia - The Free Encyclopedia
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Babel Fish Translation
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2ch-type English discussion boards
http://4-ch.net (about anything, in english)
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【コテ紹介】
MAS･･･イギリス出身。日本語を勉強している。
K-tan･･･一部熱狂的なファンがついたスウェーデンの天使。
Urban Predetor･･･よく分からん。誰か補足ヨロ。
Dave･･･内山 ◆b7kjMdJSaI/105キロ ◆b7kjMdJSaIでもある、デブキャラを
　　　　遺憾なく発揮する稀代の名コテハン。面白い人だよ（多分）。

ＣＵＳＳＷを忘れてないか

>>1
What did you build this thread for?
You shouldn't've done this. You silly asshole!!

>>1
Stand back. You stink. Take a shower.

We have to put an end to the series of the threads.
It's worthless. We hate it.

＼(`O´θ／Kick!

>>1
You moron! How dare you creat this thread?

>>1
Close your eyes. Ask yourself why you did it. See why you're bashed this hard.

なんで糞スレなの
面白いじゃんー

>>16
Don't pretend to be many people.

>>1
I wouldn't set up any thread like this, if I were you.

>>1
I have no idea why you built this thread, disgusting idiot.

>>1
Yukorin's fart smells like vanilla, but yours reek of shit.

>>1
You have to explain your point in order to talk everyone here in this thread
into going along with it. Or you'll be considered a irritating maggot.

Yukorin=x
Yukorean=o

>>1
Why did you need to make this thread? There're many other English
chatting thread than this one, aren't there? I don't think highly of you, sorry..

>>1
You got on my nerve. You always do. Tell me why you did this.

>>1
This is maddness. What can you be thinking?
You had to do otherwise.

Yu...Yu..Yukoreaーn!!

>>1
Out of your mind?

thats enuf JIENN!

you...you...You Korean!?

>>1
I guess you thoght we wanted it, but you guessed completely wrong.
Rather, we wanted to eradicate it, anihilated it, banned it. See?

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>>1
Unsavable brainwashed religious fanatic.

>>1
You have to admit what you did was wrong and swear never do it again.

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ヽ（｀Д´Ｖ（＿フ彡　　　　　 　　/
　　　↑>>33

>>1 had lost himself so he never knew what he was doing.
Plese, please, forgive him.

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　 """"" 　　ｙ　　人　　 ⊂　⊂　） ←>34
　　　　　　ミ（__＿）__）,,　（__（__￣）

>>1 was the worst person that I had seen so far.

>>1
Are you nut?

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　　　　∩ |＿＿＿|／∩　　　　　　(＿)
　　　　＼（｀Д´　）　 ／
　　　　　 ヽ　　　　／ ←>>36

>>1
You rubbed me the wrong way. You're not supposed to build any thread.
Why? Because it'll lead to devastating results.

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　 ＿/し'　< 　>_Λ∩Д´）/
　（＿フ彡　Ｖ｀Д´）/　　 / ←>>38
　　　　　　　　 　 　/ ←>>39

You failed last night,didn't you?
that's why you are so nasty
I feel for you
sad Xmas

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　（´Д｀　） 　　　Pooh!
⊂二、　　＼
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　　　　/　/ /
　　　（_＿）_）

>>1
You may think you did well, but most of us here never thought so.
Why the gap? Because you're selfish. Please, go out and sell fish.

>>1
AA貼り付けんの止めれば？だから糞スレって言われているんだと
思う。

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　 （＿_）＿） 　.<　 >_∧∩ >>45
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>>1
Too wise a man like you sometimes fail to get popular for a mistake.
But don't worry. You can start over. For starter, you have to declare
that you wouldn't do it again.

Where has all the love gone?

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　　　＿∪ |＿__|　　　　　　　　 　　 ＼;;;;＿ノ< 　>｀Д´）./　←>>47
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/◎｡◎｡◎｡◎ヽ= /￣/
ヽ_◎_◎_◎_◎ﾉ=ﾉヽニヽ

>>1
You are wicked. So we don't support you.

>>1
I'm sure you are here. Show yourself.

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>>1
This could happen to anyone who build a chatting thread, and when
1 appears and says sorry, such a commotion is brought to an end.
So I ask you to turn up and appologize to us.

All right, my work here is done.

>>1
How evil you are. You wouldn't try to hear our advice.

>>1
What is this thread? Don't play the game of computer guru.

I think >>1 is sorry for what he did to us, though he would never
admit to it because of his evilness.

60

I'm so sorry. I did wrong. Please forgive me.
You're right. You always are right. The thread shouldn't have been
built. Yeah, I admit. All the same, though, I think the person who
created the first thread of the series of the threads is most responsible.
It's all his fault. If he hadn't done that, I wouldn't have done it too.

>>61
Don't play a double role.

いいかげん現実に目をむけようね。

いつまで無駄に時間を浪費し、意味のないこと続けるの？

将来困るのは君自身だよ。

こんなことするくらいなら首つって死ねよ。

>>61
What a beautiful excuse. I hate it the way you accused him of his deed.
It's you who made this thread, not he. It's your fault, idiot.

>>63
現実に目をむけたくないから２ちゃんしてますがなにか？

>>63
他にすることがないからここにいますがなにか？

>>63
将来なんて気にしてませんがなにか？

>>63
首つるなんて痛そうなことしたくないから生きてますがなにか？

>>61
Ha, so you said you shouldn't be to blame? How dare you!
Don't make me laugh. You deserve to be punished.

>>63
余計なお世話です。逝ってよしｗ

See >>61, people. He's so self-centered.

>>65-68
必死だね

>>1
We hate you.

>>61
Well, is that the way you see things around you?

Oh, I didn't mean to get you people angry. Calm down, please.
I just wanted to talk about Yukorin. So I needed to build this thread.
You can use it, too. It's good to chat in English, as you may think.

>>74
Really? You are a fan of Yukorin? Come on, dude!
You should've told us so. She's been hot here. Ok, you're sweet, boy.
Let's talk about her.

This is the thread for those who loves Yukorin.

A bunch of geeks who have nothing else to do on Christmas day.
Go to church!!!

>>1 is a Yukorin's fan. That can make all the people here, I mean,
nearly almost all of them, favorable to him. Yukorin is the key word
to make the world peaceful.

god you guys r freaks

I thoght at first >>1 was wicked and evil, but to think he also
is a fan of Yukorin, he may be a good peron deep down in his mind.
He created this thread for Yukorin's fans. The fact that there are
so many fans in 2ch makes me feel better. I'll back you up, >>1.

>>80
You took the words right out of my mouth.
I didn't know he intented to offer a good place in which we can
talk about Yukorin. Well, sorry, I'm horribly mistaken.>>1

>>79
What're you saying?
We sometimes misunderstand each other, but after overcoming it,
we can be friends. I'm sure >>1 is a nice person. He loves Yukorin
as well. what else do we need to share with each other?

Fuck off, koji.

>>1
Good job. We can talk about her to our hearts content.
You great man!

Nice work >>1

>>74
How much do you like her? Giving away all the estate of yours to her?

>>74
Hey, put your money where your mouth is, if you really are Yukorin's fan.

>>1
good job, if you love Yukorin. Bad Job, if you are not.

ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ
　ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ　　ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ
　　　 ∧_∧
.∧_∧( ･ω･) ∧_∧ you are good boy!
( ･ω･)Ｕ))　(･ω･ )
　⊃)))(´∀`(((⊂ >>1 hyahahahaha!!!
.∧_∧∩))((∩∧_∧
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ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ
good boy!

ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ
　ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ　　ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ
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.∧_∧( ･ω･) ∧_∧ You love Yukorin? Ok, you're acceptable here.
( ･ω･)Ｕ))　(･ω･ )
　⊃)))(´∀`(((⊂ >>1 hyahahahaha!!!
.∧_∧∩))((∩∧_∧
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ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ Good boy! You're lovely.

hahaha!!! I think I found a solution how to kill my dreamy personality!!!
everytime I starts to dream about stupid things I'll slap myself. it's really works!!!

beat it!

Have you tried VIP STAR yet? It is really fun!

VIP STAR
http://gazo05.chbox.jp/wara-movie/src/1133455873045.wmv

The way that i found you

I'm glad.

We are NEETs

いいかげん現実に目をむけようね。

いつまで無駄に時間を浪費し、意味のないこと続けるの？

将来困るのは君自身だよ。

こんなことするくらいなら首つって死ねよ。

>>95
What are you glad about?

>>98
I am glad I caught Pikachu.

>>99
So you are just a kid.
How old are you?

I love lesbian pornos.

>>100
I'm 10 years old!

What do you think of her?
http://www.vipper.org/vip164599.jpg

>103
guro

Why many of ice-figure skater are pretty or beautiful, and on the other hand , all of female golfer are grosser?

Mao Asada is very famous in Nagoya?

Madonna is the sexiest woman on Earth.

my first love was a blond girl. the girl who liked me was a blond.
the other girl who liked me was a blond too!
the girl I like right now is blond too
why????

Audly

>>108
because you were a kimoota in Japan and hated by jap girls,
but now in the US (?) they are interested in a odd jap.
wrong?

What do you think of this commercial?
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=MF5e-eKDiVw&search=BLOW%20JOB

>>110
I am from italy

Commander Iverson died.

>>112
Are you an Italian?

I am lonely man.

>>114
yeah, u've got it right olololollololololololololollolololo
of course I am not italian

What do you think of that commercial?

Is there a pretty girl teenager? Now you have a bigeest chance to be my girlfriend!
I am poor and not handsome ,but I am fat 36 yo man

>>118
sorry, but I must said that again!
YOU.WILL.DIE.A-L-O-N-E.

>>116
so you are not from Itay, but you are a Japanese writing from Italy,
i guess.
Italian girls are pretty, aren't they. I like them.

you can be rich and powerful but still alone! haha that means that even life of
poor guy but with love is better than your rich but lonely lifestyle

>>119
Your heart is the coldest! You are an idiot!! I hate you!!

>>122
someone just needs to say that. especially when everybody have fun with their
friends and girlfriends! it's XMAS and NEW YEAR.
you know what will be 2006 for u? yeah, another lonely, painful year of being
warehouse idiot! and you will turn 37!!! hahah

>>122
We all die alone. It's the universal truth.

>>123
I think you are not a human, but stupid reptile. And Never call me idiot!!!
I am not a idiot!!!

Don't you like that commercial?
It's not a browser crasher or anything harmful if that's what you're afraid of.

>>124
yeah, but that warehouse idiot will die without knowing what is the friendship
and what is love !! haha

>>126
What's CM you said? tell me that in detail.

>>128
The one that linked to >>111.
I like that kind of public obsenity.

I am in some kind of love with cute blond girl. she likes me too
but it's dangerous relationship lol

Love can be never bought even if how much money someone offers

if you dont have love you can always love your Louis Vuitton bag!

love is holy nature which human being own.

I agree. true love is better than anything in the world.

Emma Watson, a British film star, is a sacred angel. her heart can be never bought and tempted by money.
She is wishing for a prince riding on a white horse. I think I am just the person. just then you feel the strongest jealous at me.
I am waiting for the day.

>>135
we just laugh at your mysery life
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>136
laughing at my warehouse job is OK, but NEVER laugh at my Emma and my dream!!
Die!! You are the most harmful thing in this thread!!

>>137
Emma will laugh at your miseryness if she ever see you! hahahah
just like that tall girl in your class, when you still was a highschool student

women is ALWAYS a winner in the world. best way to life, is to accept that fact,
and be a prince for her

She never laughes at me when she sees me. then, the first feeling she has is lots of tenderful love for me!!

where is my lovely blond girl! I can't even look on other girls!

she'll laugh at you. no doubt

>>142
Why you can say that? Ordinary girls laughes at me because I am fat, wear thicker glasses and my warehouse job and salary.
But Emma is angel she is from Heaven. She hates prejudice and she will consider me as her bridegroom

Where there is no money, there will be no love.

>>144
What you said correspond to many patterns among many couples.

I drink a cup of coffee as I know coffee keeps us fully awake. I can't sleep...but coffee is delicious.

I am always loved by Rei Ayanami.
She's cute.
I love her too.

>>146
Be careful.
AGF tastes like shit.

>>147
Who is Rei Atanami? Whose famous person does she resemble?

who the hell is Rei?

Ouch!!! My bean is Azenomoto General Foods!!! What shall i do?

I think Rei is a character from otaku anime

throw it away

>>151
Are you gay?

it sounds otacky.

perhaps I doubt whether this bean smells coffee or something shit.
ok I throw it away.

>>145
Exactly.

I am Otaku and NEET,

Shut up!
You're just jealous!

>>159
Shut up!! You've got to suck my cock!!!!

where have you been?

>>156
Try NESCAFE Gold Blend.
It's good.

Otaku are mainly classified into 6 patterns.
1 computer 2 animation, (include voice actresses) 3 idols 4 army 5 train 6 others

We can see combined-type otaku such as 1and3.

whats going on?

please tell me all about you

>>162
thank you for your advice. I will buy Nescafe gold blend

type2 otaku is the most grossest I think.

>>162
There's no good instant coffee.

if i translate otaku into english in favor of them, geek is better.

>>163
I'm all of them!
Really!

i think so i think soi think so

I think gross loser is the suitable word for them in translating otaku

日→英
オタク→Dave

female otaku makes me vomit! They are worst. I cannot erect and feel anything lust at all when I see them.
they give off thier ordor.

if dave is fat, in addition to being otaku, its time to think seriously
about his life again.

>>173
I'll take that as a compliment.
Good bye.
I'm off to sleep.

Dave and notorious warehouse idiot can be best friends I think.
There are many common features between them, in particular Both are stupid and misery losers.lol

see you at the work

I listen to a music from 1990 to 1997
Boys those were the days////

hello, hickies.

I got Bottle Fairy for christmas!
and Gunslinger Girl!

Would you mind sucking my cock?

NO.
If I died,I wouldn't.

Dave! get up!

You guys are very erudite.

いいかげん現実に目をむけようね。

いつまで無駄に時間を浪費し、意味のないこと続けるの？

将来困るのは君自身だよ。

こんなことするくらいなら首つって死ねよ。

>>186
Please! Write English here.
Let's talk about Yukorin. Did you get Yukorin posters for Christmas?

unkourine?

yes, you are smart.

>>181
DVD? Or what do you mean?
Bottle Fairy looks very cute, i probably should see it some day.

"unkourine" hahah kik
that's great!!!!!!!!!!!

I am blue eyed hot italia boy! I want to marry japanese women.
can I do it please? she must be from waseda university

baby why dont u talk with me??????

Hi.

you know what?? I DONT GIVE A FUCK!!! hahah no j/k!!!
actually I already have headache about my SPRING-SUMMER look.
I only sure that I want to buy sneakers by PAUL SMITH. but all other is mystery.
damn

I don't like Yukorin so much.
How come Yukorin is so popular with young people ?
Tell me why ?

do you agree with me that women are owners of the world???

yukorin is only popular among poor japanese youth like NEETS and hikkies

質問してもよろしいでしょうか
英語を勉強するソフトを調べていて
英ゴたまごと言うソフトを見つけたんですが
このゲームってどんな感じでしょうか。
購入した方がいましたら感想を聞かせてもらえませんでしょうか

198のようなキチ害馬鹿ヲタは年内に必ず死んでください

所詮2chですから。ここ。

You must be calm dawn.

Here is "Chat In English".
People who can't chat in English,please go home.

I guess they are always at home hehe

Ｉ’m pretty bored.

I'm always bored

Let's play a game.

Im sick of Diablo2
i dont have another game...

what should i do?

Is anybody here?

noone is here

Hi! How ur U?

im fine so far

How was ur Christmas?

like hell

what xmas meal did you eat?

Just exactly like another ordinary day.

sorry. Don't U like it?

whats "it"?

Christmas

I am not interested in Xmas

I ate nothing special...What did you have for Xmas dinner?

Ｉ like christmas.
I sent e-mail for christmas to old Australian friend of mine
who is living in the USA with 7 kids.
But I've got no respond yet.

I ate chiken, rice and sweet cake

In Japan Xmas is for lovers and kids. I think...Isn't it?

>>224
you are right

When I was a kid, I used to feel something spcial at christmas night.
Like something unusual is gonna happen, you know.

Today, I had masturbated twice already.

Maybe soon you can get respons!! I wonder they have party or trip or something.

Did you? twice? wow!! that's awesome.Haha..

>>226
Its pleasure that my parents gave me something at Xmas night.

>>226
>>230
I know!! I got presents today! I'm happy.

Nulpo.

Where are you from ?

Ga!!

Tokyo. But I'm staying in Oregon now.

I remember that a delivery man wearing a santa costume
came to my house and brought me a brand new "Roller Go-Go".
That was 30 years ago.

Nulpo? What the hell is that?

Nulpo is Null pointer .... i cant remember....

Does anyone know it?

>>236
That's a nice memory.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=ja&rls=DVXA%2CDVXA%3A2005-17%2CDVXA%3Aja&q=define%3Anull+pointer&lr=

>>239　Oh thank you.
That experience made me believe Santa definitely. ha ha !

Christmas doesn't mean much to me though I have a steady..
Seems way too commecial and empty.

I acted believing Santa till I graduate junior high coz my parents gave me presents from Santa and parents.Haha..

everybody knows it. hahaha

>>242
Were you presented something from her?

i didnt know.

>227
There are always someone like you who wanna talk about lavatorials.
I think another thread is ready for you

>>245
nvm, you arent wrong

I'm so starved ! What's for dinner ?

Im thirsty

AFK for few minutes, I'll drink "Amazake"
Brb

You guys should try hamburg stake with a slice of pineapple on it.
That's great discovery ! Yummy!

>>251
I know!! I like it!!

my darling is santa claus.
he is the real santa claus.♪

Here comes Youming again.

>>243
You're a good girl.

That song is scary...I don't wanna hang out with old man with long silver hair and mustache

>>250
What is AFK?

Tonakai riding!!!

>>255
But at last my mom said "You know? Santa is not true."

but i cant remember the song about christmas sung by john lennon.
something like, this is so christmas♪・・・

>>257
AFK means "Away from Keyboard"

christmas cakes must be underselling today. I think I'll go buy one tonight

Has anyone here ever bought something through amazon.com?

>>259
Santa exists in your mind

>>263
I have.

>>265
What have you bought?

>>261
I see... thank you. I must learn internet-english more.

>>266
CDs and DVDs

>>263
I have... through amazon.com and amazon.co.uk. Mainly cds.

Christmas has passed again.
Time goes by so fast and I get another age.

i got no christmas card this year either, as well as you. lol

Why don't you guys use amazon.co.jp instead of amazon.com or co.uk?
Arnt't the prices are the same?

Oh gosh!! Tomorrow is my crush's birthday!!

>>272　I don't know.
I have never cared about it.

>>273
Your crush?
What the heck is that??

Amazon.com wouldnt ship "PC Game" for Japan

My left shoulder hurts. I don't know what happened to it.

uh, i think yoshida will win against ogawa.

>>275
crush mean person who you like but that person doesn't like you
one side love

>>277
take care of you

take care of your "onaka"!!

>>279
My gosh! You've got to act quickly!

>>277
Chinese style needle is gonna really work.
You never feel hurt.

that doesnt work at all.

>>282
But he is 12 years older than me...

It's time for supper.
See you later.

>>286 See ya!

uh, a terrible train accident seems to have happened again.
i didnt know.

>>284
Then try hot bath and stretch slowly yourself in it.

I wanna dance. I don't know why...but just want..

>>290
Ｈｅｙ ! I told you to cut a drug !

i was depressed with take yutaka.
i never believe him again.

>>285
What's the matter??? go for it!!!!!

>>291
I don't take a drug because I'm sure I will be addict!!

>>290
There are clubs if you wana go, but you must be over 18.

you can dance for yourself

>>292
How much have you lost ?

Money is valuable while it is not in your hand.

>>293
Because I'm too young...He thinks me like little sister. I'm 17.

So!　You are Homo or Gay, right?

I want to give my crush a big hug and kiss him. We are far apart...........

>>300
Who is gay?

>>301
Do you guess he likes you?

>>299 Wake up young girl ! You're just dreaming. It's just like fever of flu.
Look around youself in your classroom.
Boys in your age suit you. Live your age, ok ?

>>299
You are very young but he is middle-aged almost 30.
It is better to move on and look for a younger guy.
I know it's hard to do.... but I dare say.

look lile ill

>>304
I know...fever of flu..that's right. I can't help it.There is no medicine coz he is too hot!!

>>303
Yes he likes me. If you see us maybe we look like lovers but we're not.
He has a gf and they are almost breaking up. There is nothing I can do.
I want to stay with him and make him happy. I'm sure I'm better than her!!!
But it is not a good time to push him. He needs a little more time I guess

Oh dear・・・・

>>305
Yeah..he is almost 30 but he looks younger and I like not nice person:"dame na hito"like playboy, lazy or...I don't know but something like that. He is not good for me, I know, but I like him.

Do you like British/American songs called yogaku?
They are my English teacher.

What do you think about re-starting the import of American beef ?
Are they spposed to be safe ?

>>308
I wish your good luck!

>>311
Do you know MUSE;British rock band? That's awesome!!

>>313
Thank you!! I'm gona do my best(*^-^*)

>>311
I used to train my pronounciation listening and singing them.
Because if I try to sing correctly I have to pronounce correctly
otherwise I can't catch up merody.

>>310
So he is pretty good looking but not so good in personality?
It is not good..... :-(
All i can say is ... don't go abroad. you could be easily into trouble.

>>314
I love Muse too! Yeah they are awesome. They kicks ass!!!!

>>317
Yeah..Why? Because abroad is full of drug or something bad?

>>319
Because there are many many dame guys there.
You may easily fall in love with them and get some trouble.

>>318
Do you have their CDs? I love ABSOLUTION.

>>320
I see. sounds scary

>>321
I have their 1st, 2nd, 3rd and livecd. I like Origin of Symmetry.

Matthew Bellamy speaks verrrry fast... I want to recognize what he is talking.

>>316
Just try to mimic them, if you are listening to Queen, sing as if you're Freddie.

my crush is american

I got swet as I had hot spicy "Kimuchi Nabe" for dinner.
My mouth is still burnninng.

hellp. happy hickies.

there seems no user today.
its time only for me.

no

You have a lot of things to do.

a lot of ppl passed by and no one has looked back on me.

They are busy living their own life unlike you

>>332
Good for you
You must not appear to abnormality or something.

but i never give way to sorrows.
there has been no probrem since i got used to it.
i made friends with darkness, getting rid of brightness..

>>335
What are you living for?

Piccadilly　Umeda is cool!

my crush loves me too.
i have happiness.

On a frosty winter’s night:
A wagon appeared at the gates of Fort Klugman carrying pioneers to the frontier.
A young woman in the party called Delia was heavy with child and though she had
journeyed with the virile young men for nigh on one year, none had lain with her; though
she was comely.

And on this frosty winter’s night, young Delia’s water broke almost freezing her
to the seat of the wagon. And the pioneers beseeched the soldiers to grant them entrance
so that she could give birth to her child in the hospital there. But, due to an outbreak
of syphilis among the soldiers, the hospital was full. So there in the stable among the
feed and tack and whatsit she gave birth to a son whom she called Alvis. As was her want.

And since none of the men in the party was the father, it was decided among them that
the birth of this child must truly be a miracle! And it was so, for above the fort there
suddenly and miraculously appeared an awesome and mighty comet! And so brilliant was its
light that there came from all the tribes that the soldiers had not yet decimated: shamens!
And they rode upon buffalo, as was their heathen custom, carrying offerings of whiskey and firearms.
And when the shamens saw the child, they were in awe! For he glowed in a light that was truly
not of this world!

“Alvis was the holiest man to ever slap iron! He killed for your sins!” - Captain Murphy

http://urbannerd.com/2005/12/17/the-feast-of-alvis/
http://wannawiki.com/wiki/index.php/Feast_of_Alvis
http://alvis.freeservers.com/

>>338
Are you together? If so he/she is your partner, not a crush.

>>341
a crush is not necessarily unrequited love.
a crush is an infatuation. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=infatuation
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crush&r=f

maybe >>338 has just found out that the person that is the object
of his/her infatuation likes him/her back?

How many percent of japanese are NEETs and hicky?

why do ppl here try to live in a hurry?

>>343
10%

you have nothing to lose.

You don't know how to keep your relationship with others going.

hello, everybody, is everything going well with you?

no.

I don't like OHTSUKA AI!

>>350
You said it. Yukorin sounds better to us.

i'm not interested in idols.

Nether am I.

酒井せんせの「どうして英語がつかえない？」読んだ。
よく知られているようにメッタメタに７００選や他の参考書が叩かれていたが、
山口先生の実況中継は比較的マシと書かれてた。少し驚いた。

>>354
why does he criticize them?

>>355
may be he is a decoy.
He wants to advertise that book,I guess.

I guess he wana have a feeling of superiority
to everybody by saying nasty things about others.
fooooooolish.

Good morning falks.

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>>357
and another foooooooolish is in here. ↑

dont say such a thing, please

>>361
Oh,sorry.It's my joke.
Basically,I'm not a sort of person who hurt one's feelings

I am bored.
Someone, Please tell me something.

What do you want to do today?

I want to do 2ch

Are you sick of 2ch?

what is the most interesting things in 2ch?

noone is here.

blahblahblah

himada himada himakiti san da

take it easy, sineyaomaera hahahahaha

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ソーシャルネットワークサービス、ブログの普及で
２ちゃんねらーがどんどん激減している件について。

>>369
I don't understand you.
What's so funny to do such a thing.
you are bored,too aren't you ?
Poor thing!

>>371
you're right!!

Is social network services commonin Japan?

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>>376
you is a big fool man hahaha

Tera natukasisu

wanna go snowboarding??

no.
because I have problem with knee.

I'm sorry to hear that.....

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Happy holiday, everybody.

Hey guys, tell me what you did in Christmas.
Me? I just worked. I'm not a christian, so no problem.

on that day I cried all night long

hello.

hello guys

Hello my bitches

watch your mouth.

Hi!! I'm here again!!

do you actually speak real english?

What do you mean by real english?

is anybody here?

hello, hickies.

prostitute

prosecute

professional

be serious while u use here.

See ?
You guys got scolded again.

How was your 2005? Did you have fun?

not much

What was the bigest event?

>>394
Hey Neet

I got a new video game.

hello, hicky.

>>405
hikky? Yes i am.
Hello.

a friend of mine from new york speaks too fast.
he should speak a little bit more slowly.

can a hicky survive with no pc set?
if he loses his pc set, what happens to him.

Imagine there is no hicky.

pc set ez.
family help.

sorry.
i'm English it understands only a little.

make it clear.

>>407
My American friends says the same thing, New yorkers speak too fast.
they are living in CA. Seems everything flies in NY.

make it impossible with NEET
shift-the jobless

Recently the quality of contribution written in this thread have been decreased somehow, it seems.

I think so.
It seems to be deteriorating day by day.

Hi eggplant! I am subject lol!!! I just wanted to say to you that I found
why I am so fucked up! it's cuz I dont have father and my mommy loves me too much!
she is just a cold bitch who hates everyone, she got very good job(she is owner
of the company) she got a lover(of course she dont love him, cuz that bitch can't
love anyone BUT ME!!!!!) fuck fuck fuck
this is REALLY fucked up! I know this is not cureable :(
btw
how do you do??? :) any news?

sorry for not writing anything :(((

I'm sorry too....................................

What's the matter?
The important thing is to enjoy chatting here.
It doesn't matter if you are a beginner or a veteran.

Calm down.
You're noisy.
Now, you and your fuck'in mother, I recommend, shoul be in term of something like a incest...

I'm a veranda............................................

>>420
hey you dont understand... she loved me since birth...
you know why I dont have friends? cuz I first changed school when I was about 10.
and I transered to another school, it was not really good school...
and you know what? all girls just fell in love with me. but I dont answered
anything cuz I loved my mommy. so they starts to hate me. and all guys
get envy cuz I did not gave a fuck about girls and they all loved me
so everyone started to hate me :(

Are you black?

>>423
I am white.

Do you know where Sir Wi has gone? He could hardly be seen anywhere
in the English board. Did he get zapped or something? Without him, it'd be meaningless
to take a track of what's going on here. He was so energetic and vital that no one could pass him up.
His sharpened idea always surprised us very much.

btw, I was super shy last year, but now i am super UNSHY! so fucking unshy that I am
think that I am superstar.. you dont even know how fucked up I am
btw sorry about talkin so much about myself :( I just dont have any close friends
to talk about such things... sorry to made you read all that shit :(

Are you a native speaker of Engrish?

We all are.

hey,,, eggplant are you here? :)))

Let's talk about hate.

Nullpointer.

Who is eggplant

>>428
yeah, I will try to cure myself by MYSELF

>>430
no way.
>>432
that guy I (subject) talked some time ago...

Word of mouth said that speaking and writing evaluation would be added to the TOEIC exam, as a result of which
many Japanese couldn't get successful in the test. They got so frantic and wild that they said they had to attend
English school where they talked and wrote.

I could do without the TOEIC exam. It was disgusting to me.How could you
scale your language skills by a muliple choice test? Impossible, isn't it?
You may be wise not to pay 6500 yen for it. It's just like giving away the money by which
you can eat scrumtious dishes or purchase good books to read or whatever.

More importantly, people, which program do you want to watch on TV between K-1 and Pride?
It's hard to decide, isn't it? As a matter of fact, I'm of two minds..
I would get a record of K-1 and watch Pride, though. What course of action would you take?
Don't say you watch Kouhaku utagassen.

I'm not interested in Pride.
I'm expecting only K-1.

teach me good manners

I'd be glad if Yukorin become an MC of K-1 in Koike eiko's place, imo.
She'll get frightened when she sees the fights. And I love it when she makes face
and tremble with fear. That's just it. In any case, who do you want involved in k-1?

>>438
I see. I'm deeply interested in Yamamoto KID norifumi beating the opponent in a minute, yes.

Is Bob Sap on K-1 Grand Prix ?

Ugh, I have to clean up my room before the next year comes. It will
take a lot of time to finish it up. My room is sort of messy. Did you do it
already?

my room is rather cclear

What's the use?
Don't be traditional. Your room is always your room.

>>442
No, he wasn't. Do you know about a Humongous or monsterous Korean fighter named
Che hong man(Sorry, I don't know exacly how to spell out Korean names)? He beat
Bob Sapp. That's why.

I'm sleepy. . .

>>444
Good boy. I must follow suit.

>>445
You meant I didn't have to do it this year? Tempting, though I
think I will.

>>447
Sleep tight. Have a good sleep.
Hope you'll talk with me some other time.

I'm sleepy but I don't want to sleep.

>>450
How come? Do you have to do something?

Many things b ut i am too slee p y . . ... .. . .

>>452
How about you wash your face with cold water?
It will refresh you somehow, I guess.

>>452
Then get them done all in your dream.

I mentioned this a few days ago, but let me introduce a free RPG to you.
It's the legend of the philosopher's stone. I find it very interesting,
though I'm still playing it. Fantastic graphics and pictures with comfortable
background music, the game contain what's needed to entertain players. Incidentally,
have you downloaded any English PRG available for free?

Well, I gotta go offline to play the game, anyway. Bye now. See ya.

CY, hicky.

what is CY

He said "See Ya" , man.

Hey there. I didn't know there was an English section in 2ch. How is everyone?
I try to read 2ch, but it's very hard. I'm going to visit Nagoya in two days
I can't wait.

>>460
Where do you come from ?

Who, me? I live somewhere in Iwate, but I come from Canada.

>>462
Canada is wonderful. I love to visit someday.
Fresh samon sasimi is my favorite.
How long have you been in Japan ?

I have lived in Japan for two and a half years. I love it here. I trying to become fluent
in Japanese but it's very hard. For now I am happy to teach English and enjoy
my time here. How about you 463? Where do you come from?

Whoops. My English is leaving me. I meant to say, "I'm trying". Sorry.

>>464
Ｉ'ｍ in Sikoku far down south.
Iwate must be cold just like your country. Right ?

Yes, it's freezing, but I'm used to it. Ah, so you live in Shikoku. I here it's very nice
there. Oh, is English a second language for you? If so then it's kampeki....;) I really
enjoy chatting with people.

>>467
It's a great horner to have praise from you.
Shikoku is freezing as well this year.
There was snow twice in december.
There has been no record of this weather for last 90 years.

I gotta leave now.
Well, nice chatting to you, Eigoman.
Enjoy your trip to Nagoya and try some Misokatsu. You'll like it.

Yeah, I know what you mean. It's soo cold. I have a kerosene(灯油） heater and I would
be very cold without it. Brrr! So how has your day been today?

Oh, have a good night. Take care!

Does anyone else want to chat?

How do you find Yukorin, eigoman? Beatiful, pretty, wonderful, or what?

What is Yukorin? It is the first time I have heard that word.

Are you kidding?
Yukorin is a famous idol in Japan. In fact, she's been popular here in 2ch for years.
One reason is because people say she looks extremely pretty. Another is that her fart smells
like vanilla, very aromatic. One look at her picture will soften you up.

Oh, please show me. I would love to see this, "Yukorin" you speak of. The only things I
know about 2ch are "Densha Otoko" "Noma Noma" You can't beat Vanilla farts.
It's my favorite kind of Ice Cream.

>>476
Do you read Japanese?
If you do, I'll link you to the news article which says she told
an interviewer her fart smells so good.

多少読める！ Please send me the link. I would love that.

>>478
Ok, wait a minute.

>>462
Where in Canada? :-)

>>480 I was born and raised in Edmonton shi...;)

>>479 is this her http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuko_Ogura

This is the article:http://www.daily.co.jp/gossip/2005/02/07/160690.shtml
And if you're curious, you can look for her photos on a searching engine.

>>481
Correct. It's her.

>>481
Ah, cool. I've never been that far west in Canada.
And you'll quickly get used to people talking about Yukorin.

ゆうこりん オナラはバニラの香り

Well I think that says it all right there. Thanks for the info. She certainly is cute, but
I really like 伊東 美咲 more. Yukorin is a little young for me.

I'll keep that in Mind. I loved living in Edmonton because it was only three hours from
the Rocky Mountains. And Hockey is my favorite sport.

>>486
Ah. I've only been to Manitoba, Winnipeg and Brandon to be more exact.
Only been there twice too, this previous summer, and the one before that.
Hockey, aye? Got a favourite team? Not that I know much about it at all.

by the way, you might want to use a tripcode if you're going to continue using that
name here. could come in handy.

My favorite team is the Edmonton Oilers!

http://www.edmontonoilers.com

Thanks for the advice. How would I get a tripcode again?

>>485
No, you're wrong. It doesn't matter how old she is.
Plus, Ito Misaki's fart must be stinky and smelly. You can't stand it.

>>486
Hocky? Easy said than done, isn't it? Did you actually play it?

>>489
Guess wikipedia tells you how.

type #somesortoftripcode after your name.

for instance name: john#password
though that isn't a too good tripcode at all, the one in that example. preferably use
something that's difficult to guess, mixing letters with numbers/symbols.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tripcodes

I still do play it. I play matches in Morioka every weekend. We are on a holiday
at the moment, but in January I will get to play again.

>>485. I'm sure Ito Misaki's farts are just as sweet as that other girl's farts.
In fact I bet they smell like strawberries.

There's a Behind The Scenes special on TV about the movie about Narnia that came out earlier..
I want to see that movie :-D

I think this should do it for a tripcode. Thanks!

K-tan is kind to a new poster with a name all the time.
I like it the way she behaves, and of course loves her.
She's my sweet heart.

Me too. Have you seen the funny video about Narnia? It's really funny?

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0

It's from the TV show Saturday Night Live in New York.

But Narnia won't open here until March!! ;_; I want to see it now!!

>>496
Heh? You almost make it sound as if I'm only kind to posters with a name.

A new entry to the list of our guests from overseas.
Great.
K-tan, with an angelic smile on her face.
MAS, one of the best learners of Japanese we ever had in 2ch.
Dave, a fat and clumsy boy.
UP, a mysterious sarcastic lover.
eigoman, a fan of Ito Misaki.

Well k-tan is very kind. Thank you very much for helping me out tonight.

I also love to learn Japanese. I love Kanji. I passed the 8kyuu kanken and I'm now
studying for the 7kyuu. I know more than that, but I want to learn how to write
them and not just read them. I also took the 2kyuu Japanese test, but I think
I failed....;_;

>>499
Ok, then how about this one?
K-tan is always kind to new comers, whether they are anonymous or with a name.

>>493
You must be manly, eigoman. Are you professional?

Ito Misaki never said her fart smells so good...
But vanilla and strawberry, if they are mixed, are greater.

>>498
I only read the first volume of the series, The lion and the witch.

Well I wouldn't say that I am a professional, but I do enjoy teaching English.
I hope someday to be a translator from Japanese to English and vice versa.
Then maybe I could become a professional translator.

>>502
Sounds great. How long have you been in Japan, by the way, eigoman?
As for me, I passed jun-1kyuu kanken about 3 years ago, though I won't bring myself to take 1kyuu..
It's too difficult.
That said, you can count on me. I'm a native Japanese.

Speaking of the Japanese test which I didn't take, eigoman, we have a good Japanese learner here in this thread.
Look who he is at >>500.

The behind the scenes feature ended. That movie definitely seems impressive.

>>503
Heh, thank you.

>>497
I'm waiting for it to load, I haven't seen it before.

Thank you for your help. If you ever need assistance with English matters, please
ask me. ご遠慮ないでください（don't hesitate to ask me) To me it's all about the 意思疎通

>>498
Narnia opened here on the 21st, I think.
I won't get around to seeing it any time soon though, I'm broke.

Wow Jun-1kyuu? That's like 3000 kanji. That is amazing.

k-tan, where are you?

Sweden. Though I'm leaving in less than a day to visit my boyfriend for a bit more than a week.

>>504
You and MAS have a lot in common. He said he wanted to be a translater.

You said you are from Canada, right? Then this may interest you.
I said it to MAS as well, but let me again.
We had a Canadian here in 2ch who was a Japanese-English translater.
He stumbled on it here as you did tonight. He set up a thread in which
he answered questions about English grammar/expressions/cultures, etc.
After several months, he got his books published here in Japan.
You can check it out in amazon.co.jp. You reminded me of him, eigoman.

>>511 k-tan, cool. Have a good trip.

>>512 Wow. I'm not looking to publish a book or anything, but I am interesting
in having a good conversation with people. That is what I find to be the most
interesting. And I've heard that 2ch is the place to do it.

>>513
thank you

>>509
Well, I'm Japanese. That's a great advantage...

It certainly is. You've been looking at Kanji most of your life. I've only been studying
Kanji since I was 22.

>>516
>since I was 22.
Just like me. In my case, though, English.

>>506
Did I offend you, k-tan?
You know, my English is strictly limited. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

Well I have to get to bed here. It was nice meeting you all. I hope to stop by again
soon and post again. Have a good evening everybody.

>>517
No, you didn't. Don't worry. Just somewhat distracted with packing for my trip.

>>518
Good night, sweet dreams. :-)
Welcome back whenever you feel like it.

>>518
Good night.

>>519
Rest assured.
I need to know what's formal and informal. That's a difficult
point to me.

>>521
Ahh.. I'm usually rather informal, unless I am interacting with someone under
more formal circumstances.

ソーシャルネットワークサービス、ブログの普及で
２ちゃんねらーがどんどん激減している件について。

こんにちは。これは来年の４月まで最後のメッセージかもしれない。一週間後に日本に留学
するのでこれから準備をしなければならないです。それでホストファミリーのコンピューター
を自由に使ってはいけないでしょう。
このスレのほとんどの人が本当にいい人と思います。もし、日本にいる間に機会があったら
このスレと日本語→英語スレに来るつもりです。
来年も英語の勉強で頑張ってください。
楽しいクリスマスを過ごして、そしていいお正月を。
MAS

>>524
つ【ネットカフェ】

I think you will be able to use pc at school.
Where will be staying in Japan?
Hope you'll enjoy 留学!!

ゆうこりん オナラはバニラの香り

このスレは
japanese chat
に変更ですか？

ネタ

糞thread

>>1
はやく死ねよ。

「自分は日本人」交通事故で偽る

韓国の台湾駐在代表部の公用車ナンバー「外0455」を付けた車を運転していたLEE HWA SOOさん（女性・42歳）
は12月15日午後、台北市重慶南路と北平西路の交差点で、タクシーと軽い接触事故を起こした。
お互い相手のせいだと言い張って一歩も譲らなかったため、警察が現場に出向いて事故処理に当たった。
警察の問いに対して、LEEさんが自分は日本人だと主張したことから、警察が女性の身分を調べたところ、
女性は結局「ニセ日本人」。　LEEさんは「台湾の警察はいいかげんだが、自分が日本人だと言ったら、
待遇がよくなるのではないかと思った」と弁解した。　事故が発生したのは午後１時55分。LEEさんは警察官が現場に
駆けつけたのを見てすぐに、自分のことを日本人だと名乗り日本語で話し始めた。外事課に英語が得意な警察官がいたが、
LEEさんが日本語しか話さなかったため、日本交流協会に至急連絡した。事故処理が終わるまでに日本側の関係者が
現場に到着しなかったのは幸いだった。　警察が処理を始めて１時間ほどすると、韓国側の関係者が集まってきた。
警察はLEEさんが運転していた車のナンバーから、ようやくLEEさんが韓国の外交官の家族であることを突き止めたのである。
警察官は、「LEEさんの様子から判断すると、夫に知られるのを恐れているようだったが、なぜ自分は日本人であると
言い張ったのか分からない」と話している。

523 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2005/12/28(水) 02:41:47
ソーシャルネットワークサービス、ブログの普及で
２ちゃんねらーがどんどん激減している件について。

and?

ウルセーよ屁タレ

どうも冬休みに入ったからか冬厨がわいてるな。

NEET wa itsumo 冬休み

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2005-12-27T134236Z_01_EIC749318_RTRUKOC_0_US-JAPAN-SUICIDES.xml
"Plan to curb high suicide rate" TOKYO (Reuters)

>>536

thanks for invitation of valuable website.
I didn't know that Japan has second-highest suicide rate among G8, only behind Russia.
The website says Japanese suicide rate relates to its historical reason. But.... I think it doesn't relate to the rate.
The problem is more comprehensive.

Japanese people tend to harm themselves, instead of taking offense at others.
That makes Japan very safe, and high suicide rate.

True.. But the historical reasons
aren't without help to the tendency.
But I do think that the main reasons
are more related to the pressures
of society and the massive trend
of loneliness and family pressure.

mmmm. I see.
And I think, Japanese society should be torelant to the comming-backs from mental illness.
Actually, Although there are so many ppl who need counselars, but the society and its custom never allow us to knock its door.

that is what i have heard yes.
that you cannot be wanting
to go to counselor to
help deal with problems
one has, without one being
looked down on as a
lunatic and fool for
not being strong enough
to deal with it alone.

Your English is hardly intelligible to me.
You should go back to a elementary school and learn from A to Z again.

good morning, everybody.

Hello sleepy head.

>>541
So, now we should try to find the solution.
Probably there is something should be done by government, civil activities, and doctors.
Actually, the government is now challenging to reduce the number of suicide which has been
executed more than 30,000 each year. I am not sure about the details of the try, though.
Not only government but also civil organizations like NPO can help people out of suicide.
Doctors especially psychorogists have also the power for it.
I am not a government stuff, nor a doctor. So, I should think something as a one of civilian.

its time to wake up.

>>545
too long

>>547

Too short.

How do you say shigoto osame in English?

get a job next year to keep your life going.
you have no time to watch variety programs on tv.

It seems like this is a monologue thread.

it depends on you.

>>550
you too hicky.

the earlier the better you get a job.

I just had a phonecall from a company which I had an interview a couple of days ago,
and I was told that I couldn't get employed.

dont lose your neet life.
its a hell to work at a company.

白髪が増えたよ

im doing onany four times today

>>557
同じです。

>>558
good for you!

>>558
4 times????

Are you out of controle?

onany is good for health

>>555
too bad....
I recommend agriculture. It is one of the most potential industry.

>>558
Why don't you try to find your bitch???

if u dont trust other people you're a loser.

>>563
Are you nuts? That is a worthless question.
People here don't even know how to get laid to begin with.

>>565
humm... just like you.

Hey there cherry guys ;-)

I became a fairy

What is nuts?

>>569
Someone who has something wrong with brain.

why dont you try to use a bbs overseas?

none of your business.
just leave if you don't like it here.

hello, neet.

hello, hicky.

>>571
Because ppl in this thread don't have anything to talk about.
They want to be anonymous, cos they are nothing.

Just onany and Yukorin......... poor thing.

英語の曜日のミューズィック


３で、モンで、チューして、ウェンツで、サスで。
さして、暗いで、サンタで、３で噛む図揚げーン

Masturbation is better than sex.

ディベートの議題？

>>578
Masturbation surpass sexual intercourse in that
you can keep your mind on solely on your own sexual pleasure.
Since there're different angles in both sex and masurbation,
no one can just pick one up and argue that it is better than the other.

hellow

Watch out!
Dave is showing up.

>>580
agreed. they are different kind.

So do you guys masturbate like monkies???

I take silence as a yes.

Without masterbation, my life is worthless.

You are a jerk. lol

hello yuka!
its so nice to hear from u...so hw r u? first let me tell u some more about myself! i am poornima s shenoy(my friends call me poorni) from the beautiful state of Kerala in India...,
i have completed my computer engg degree n now i am doing a course on JAVA. poornima means "full moon"
but i wasnt born on a full moon night!
u have a beautiful name,wat does it mean? i live with my parents i'm the only kid..i like having a lot of friends! i enjoy listenin to music, watchin TV, travelling, meeting new people etc..i'm a huge fan of WWE(wrestling)!!!!
tell me more abt ur place,customs n traditions! i love knowin abt other lifestyles...! tell me more abt u...hobbies,interests n dislikes! i enjoy long letters but i dont wanna bore u now....so write back n tell me everythin..
i hope we can be good friends as time goes by..so take care!
poorni
だれか訳して下さい・・・ﾔﾌの翻訳使ったけどもっと分からなくなりました・・・。

hello, you guys.

ぁぁ〜

good evening, everybody.

shut up! suck my cock!

You are always talking about nothing important and dirty topics.
Those stupid things make this thread more foolish! you have got to take some responsibilities!

every user hopes that you are adult enough to pay no attention to
such ppl.
your attitude is a backdrop.

hello, hickies.

almost many residents are cherries. so they like to topicsuch as idol or sukebe-topics.

your description is difficult to understand.

>>597
the reason is that you are an idiot!lol lol lol
you have only to suck my cock!

come here after you study english.

I am loved by you. I wanna marry you.　we are gays, ufo.

Watch NHK right now.

who is a girl in red cloth?

whats going on?

>>601 >>603
Answer my question!!! you retards!!

my room has no heater so my room temperature is 9c now. i feel cold, my computer is only something hot!

Do you know what this means?
It seems there's something is hidden in the lyrics.
ttp://media.spikedhumor.com/8944/Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swf

hello.
did you finish watching todays programs on tv?

何この糞スレ

Nice To Meet You All~~

>>608
This tread is always like this.
I advise you to stay away from this room.
Or,your brain will be rotten away to the core.

>>586
How many times a day can you masturbate ?
My best record is 4 times.
Of course,it's when I was in my 20's.

The debate got so heated no one responded to him.

>>612
I don't care about it.
because my goal is to improve my English skills.
Thank you so much for your concern.

>>611
You sounded like you were over 30. What were you doing?
A matured man wouldn't talk enthusiastically about it.
It's vulger, don't you think?

>>614
Sorry. I'm all for you.
I didn't mean anything by that.
I regret it deeply but I simply thought that what sort of English
sentence I can make to his comment.
cuz, I'd like to improve my English skills.
Forgive me.

>>588
たぶんこの人、速攻でタイプ打つ人なんだよね。同じ文字を続けて打ってますから。
だから、大体意味は解ったけど、責任もって答えられないなあ

they say it's "スレチガイ"

I am deep in sweet imagination. Emma Watson will try to occupy full part inside my heart! I cannot think anything else except her.
God please, Give me her.

She is a sacred angel from Heaven. but her prettiness gets much jealous by many girls all over the world.
in particular, stupid women in this thread tell many lies to make her fame worse.

私のアニータは誠実な恐竜だ。
What does this mean?

my anita is a honest dinosaur.

>>620
I assume it's a metaphor.....something belongs to him/her.

Japan needs nuclear warheads rather than extension of Shinkansen tracks and expressways.

>>623
You should create a new thread for you .
Those in this room are not interested in politics,I guess.
As far as I'm concerned,your assertion seems to be too far extreme.

YUKORIN

I know she studies English!

She will become a great professor!

Yukorin, I see you on this board! Reply!

hello, guys who can speak english?

>>626
no one can speak English except you.

>>625
Does she? Well, I didn't know about it.
If she really does, then I hope she appears in a TV program in which
she's struggling to learn English. How about 100go de hajimeru eikaiwa?
Wow, sounds very exciting.

>>619
Who are you referring to? Yukorin? Yes, she looks as if she came down
from the heaven, very pure. No slander can detract from her pureness.

Who are you referring to ? Yukorin?Yes,she looks as if she came up
from the hell,very impure.All slander can detract from her impureness.

Then,what are you ?

>>630
＞All slander can detract from her impureness.
By that you mean, the more you talk badly about her, the purer
she becomes? Sorry, but she could be no purer than she is now.

hi eggplant!! sorry for being totaly asshole :(( i am rly sorry. cuz I did not
value friendship cuz I dont have any friends :(
can you be my friend please??? :)) anyway I have ICQ :
12(3+1)0102(3+1)

>>633
Do you have great interest in the weather in Tokai district?

>>634
yeah, I guess so...! I like tokaido railways!! so cool!!!

I played a game called DENSHA DE GO! I never even been in japan
but that game showed me how cool japanese railways ARE!!! so coool.
I remember all stations on yamanote line!!!

cmon add me plz :( I am so lonely without any friends! we can learn english together!!!

lol

nobody wants to learn engrish
that not cool :(

I prefer PRGs to the kind you mentioned, sorry.
There are lots of English PRGs available for nothing.
Do you want to download any of them?

you mean AOL? yeah, I know aol i tried to install it, but it didnot work :(((

>>641
What does AOL stand for?
I played Lesion Saga 1&2, nigseq(not cleared), crimson(not cleared),
and I'm enjoying the legend of the philopher's stone.

And I tried fan-made Final Fantasy, but it was only a demo.

oh! I love final fantasy 7... cuz when I was 14 I was addicted to that game.
it was winter of 1998.
do you know that game???

Of course, I do. Actually, I was really very hooked on it.
Though, I've never played FF9,10,11... Don't have PS2, that's why.

I mean I was 12. sorry!!! I am stupid I am from 1986. so I am 19..

>>646
Don't care how old you're.

yeah, I dont have PS2 too. cuz I suddenly lost all interest in games. sometime
I play old games on SUPER FAMICOM. I like to just download tons of ROMS and
play totaly unknown games. my favourite games are japanese. even I dont know
japanese I love them...
for example a game called "Zakuro No Aji" 1995 really nice music...

>>647
are 30-something???

>>647
are you 30-something??

>>648
What kind? RPG?

If you are not interested in RPGs, it's better off to talk about
some other thing. That's what you want, I guess.

>>650
No. younger.

I am going spending my vacation
all alone! and I DONT GIVE A FUCK!! lol

It's better off with k-tan, MAS, and many others here.

>>651
just everything! "Zakuro no Aji" is a text adventure. it's a game when they told you a story.
even it's all in japanese(which I dont know at all) I can feel the atmosphere well!
it was sold on xmas in 1995. ten years ago.

>>654
I know it's better with people! lol :) just it's happened that I lost all my friends
yeah, it's kinda pathetic. LOL

okay. I must go to study. bye ...
I must study hard right now...

2days to go till a new year.

＞＞６５８
but many dozens of years to go till your quitting NEET life.lol lol lol
See the reality!!lol lol lol

I'm not a Neet but I'm kinda neat though. Hahaha.

You are spending your important many hours for 2ch, on-line game, looking for porn-site every day?
Can't you have time to go to the Hello-work?

anyone who is neither a neet nor a hicky?

I am a neo-neet

its no use to see such a stupid thread

its no use to see such a stupid thread

Fuck off!! Fuck you!!!

go to hello work or hell

Why are you always quarreling such nothing important?

Hello-work officers offer me only heavy-physical jobs, they are unwilling to find an English-related job for me.
So I cannot help keeping NEET.

hello anyone who has a full time job?

there are only losers here. so 2ch is popular

anyone who doesnt give up hope?

Japan needs nuclear warheads rather than extension of Shinkansen tracks and expressways.

Japan needs to give me Aoi Miyazaki rather than nuclear missiles.

>>669
Could I possibly ask you a question ?
Is your way of thinking typical among NEET ?
I'm very curious about that.

Neet means COOL, I think.

>>676
That's not NEET.
It's neat.

quick responce
GJ!

Hi,there!!

Im NEET.

hahaha, LLAP

Get a job. and make money.

i dont want to work.
im sick of my life.

>>682
fuck you NEET

so what?

>>683
What do you do, sir?

He has escaped from me.

Oh,how disappointed I am !
I was looking forward to seeing your sayings.
But none of you replied to my question.
That's too bad.

What you need is a little more effort.

>>688
me?
I don't want you to say such a thing.
your English sentence seems to be as good as mine.

I'm here.

You are mottainai.

Let's talk funny.

No one is here.

I'm here--

You are always late.

never say goodbye.

Good morning.

Now you're gone again.

hi, buds!

Hi!!! what are you doing ???

carry on.

I am going to sleep!!! bye !!!

suiciding

hi early birdies!
what are you cheeping about?

Japan needs nuclear warheads rather than extension of Shinkansen tracks and expressways.

Fighting genious Yamamoto Norifumi is natural, so he will win the
championship of k-1 tomorrow. I can see how enthusiasitic the crowds
in the hall is when he beats up that tricky boy.

>>705
Wow,I saw the same comment yesterday.
How many times are you going to carry it in this thread ?
Your performance is a little bit disgusting.
don't you think so?

I had a huge triple cheeseburger from Wendy's for dinner.

>>708
I've never eaten it before.
How was the taste ? delicious ?
But I think fast food is not good for your health.

I'm studying social studies now.
I want to eat many many chocolates. Please give me "Brack Thunder"!!!

what's "Black thunder"?

>>710
Oh, sorry. I don't have that one .
All you have to do is go buying it immediately
or your frustration would increase,I guess.

Milk chocolate of Meiji is the best.
But, don't forget eating moderately.

>>713
Sorry,You'd better look into the dictionary.
I think your English sentence is a little bit wrong.
Please check how to use the word "forget"
You'll see the difference between "forget to" and "foeget 〜ing"

>>714
Nitpicker Otsu!

>>715
If you say that is nitpicking,you don't know English at all.

Nitpicking is fun.
All the fun that exists on earth is made of nitpicking.
The more you nitpick, the more fun you bring happiness on this planet.
You should nitpick right now
whatever you want to.
Then everything is gonna be OK
and everybody is happy.
So happy that everybody forgets about everything that's sad.
Do it right now!

When everything sucks,
what is it that makes you feel good?

What do you want me to say ?
Bule jokes ?
That's noy my taste.

lmao

Why don't we have a bull session on how we promote this board around the world?

watch your language.

Excuse me?

hello?

Hello gentlemen.
How are you doing?

nullpo

I am a woman.
Do you want to sleep with me?
You must satisfy me.

You are a lier!

why do you pretend as if you arre a female?
its funny. imao

dont you hve anything to do the end of this year?

Yes, I have nothing to do, even the end of this year.
What's the problem?

Non problemo, amigo.

anyone who is normal?

You are not supposed to say you're normal even if you're really normal.

I am homo.

There is no normal user here.
If you think you are normal, you would not put up with
conversation on this BBS.
I

>>736
Then you are not normal as well.

watch your grammer.

Whatch your punctuation.

If you care about grammer here, you don't understand anything at all.
Most of people here are learners. lol

what a terrible internets it is here.

anyone who is serious?

dont expect much. lol

>>742
I'm serious

how are you serious?

Yukolin is pretty, but Yukachin is my favorite these days.
Do you know Yukachin?

I am serious about Yukachin
Too much serious!

im serious enough to study english for 10 hours a day
on this bbs. （；・∀・) wh,whats the problem?

Is there anyone eles Yukachin fan?

But ofcorse, I like Yukolin Too.
In fact, I came from The Kolinstar, too.

But,,,I've come to like Kukachin.
Sorry,Yukolin.I never forget you.

748
Why do you study so hard?

only 10 hours!

10 hours enough!

Yu..Yu...Yokoliiiin!!

it it really a kind of study?
it sounds just enjoying himself on this bbs lol
he seems to look accessing to the internet as a kind of study.

He may be a college candidate.

stop studying for a while,
and let's call "Yukachin"for a change.

he has no job and he needs something to kill time.
thats all.

Yu..Yu...Yukachiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!!

>>726
ga

yukachine? ive never heared that name?
is she kind of idol?

what happened to tom cruise?
something about him seems to be a hot topic.
i couldnt understood what the radio said.

its first time i heared that news

ops,

heared -> heard

do you have nowhere to go the end of this year, while a lot of ppl
are going overseas, making use of new years holidays?

One day I asked the local employee of our subsidiary in NY whether he was a Yanks fan.
But "fan" sounded like "fun" to him then.
I was truly disapointed.
Do you konw how often I practiced to pronounce that.
orz

Where does yukachine's fan go to?

huhn, american ppl's listening skill is bad. ha-ha.
and ny ppls english is not easy to understand.

yukachin,Kosakayuka

im often said by a native teacher that my pronounciation includes scottish accent. lol
but i dont care.

>>771
upload your pronounce please

iyahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
dont make me commit a suicide.

When can I happen to encounter a girlfriend?

A pretty, young , healthy and virgin girl is necessrary for me

＿ト￣｜○

that is your own matter

>>776
calm down your son

If there is a female teenager here, you can be my girlfriend.
I have no money at all, but I have lust very much.

hmm, how old are you?

Yukorin is 21 year old. She looks younger than she really is.
Guess it's all because she is an angel.

I am 36 years old, sir.

I'm sick of "Yukorin".

>>781
but she is not angel but she is a whore who hides her wanton past!!!
plus she is too older to be loved by me.

Why do you hate Yukorin?

783
then who do you like best among idols?

No,no,dont you no anything about her?
she is an angel,forever angel.

>>785
because she pretends to be such an innocent and virgin pretty girl, who tries to hide her wanton and dirty pasts on purpose.
She is an agitator to make her stupid minia attack at other idols.
she is guilty her minai is more guilty. they should be exsecuted death on the court I bet.

I like "saki ninomiya" better.

If you say Yukorin again ,I'll kill you .
I mean it.

She said her native notorious Korin Planet is in Minato-ward, Tokyo.
its a perfect nuisance,

>>788
What's dirty pasts?

>>792
she used to be a crazy member of gang.

Is it true thing?
I've never heard that thing.

Yu..yu...Yukoreeeeaan!!

You have already herad the truth.
Only you try not to believe so. Because you are stupider than yukorin.

saki ninomiya??
I dont know him/her

>>796
Why am I more stupid than her?

>>798
Because you hate to admit her past.

>>797
I think she is porn girl.

It's the end of the year.
Do you want a present?

What do you give me?

i can't associate Yukorin with such a past.
come to think of it,Yukorin probably lose the mole under her chin...

I just give you my seed emmited from my cock. Try and taste.

How about a pono video?

>>804
no thx.

i wish you were here.

who?

atom heart mother

atom heart??

What do you do tomorrow?

If I were you, I would show my short houkei cock on a crowded train.

805
please give me!! something on saki ninomiya.
I want to try it

All are crazy guys 囧rz

I don't have any porno video that features saki who-the-heck-is-she.

I found a interesting picture here.
ttp://www.killsometime.com/pictures/picture.asp?ID=60

811
nothing in paticular
may be just asleep or watching ...

We are best friends. We hatch revolution to build republic of NEET and Hicky.
I will be the 1st president of that country. you will be cobinet members.

>>813
Try this.

ttp://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&q=%E4%BA%8C%E5%AE%AE%E6%B2%99%E6%A8%B9&btnG=Google+%E6%A4%9C%E7%B4%A2&lr=

you will be happy if you have something to do after you get up in the morning.

>>813
http://pie.bbspink.com/test/read.cgi/avideo/1098236088/

1 a hawk 2 Mt Fuji 3 an eggplant.
You will spend a full year without any care or anything unpleasure, if your dream contain either of 1-3

my dream is that my dream comes true.

I have an eggplant between my legs already,
and it will be MtFuji tomorrow morning.
but I haven't a hawk..

your attitude against Yukorin is very HAWKish.
You have all of them

and thanks 819&821

time flies orz
what have i been doing recent years?

>>826
Are you writing on this thread through your cell phone?

>>827
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
PLEASE TELL ME IN DETAIL.

I will quit NEET, I will go to the hello-work on the first service day of hello-work.

HELL-WORK.

i have been jobless, staying only in front of the pc set. orz

Hi!
Having some rest, I came here.

so i have all,i spend nextyear nice,
but sorry for my fithy expression,if you mind.

>>832
GO OUT AND GET SOME FRESH AIR!
YOU DON'T WANNA BE COOPED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR THE WHOLE NEXT YEAR, DO YOU?

the number of NEET is incresing according to a news

do you have a full time job?

>>830
I like your attitude.
NEET is much better than hicky.
NEETs are at least able to go outside and look for a job.
Being a hicky is like the end of life.

>832
never mind,me too.
live positively,thats count.

What do you think of what is called NEET?

Go out and find something to do, for God's sake.
Earn some money. Do something.

>>838
I am not >>830, but I agree with you.

japanese economics is going well.
its unthinkable that everything is going worse only with you.

Shift + Capslock.
There! I can talk a little quieter!
So what would you choose for a kanji that best describes the year 2005 FOR YOU.
In my case it would be 堕.
Ha ha ha!

a job seeker shouldnt be described as neet of hicky.

But come to think of it, the last year was also a year of 堕.
Ha ha ha ah....... o r z __ __ _ _ _

>>846
What's the matter with you?

i want to buy brand new pc next year.
i cant catch up with the pace of society with my old pc set
with windows 98, 500MHz.

NEET＆Hikkies are fool,idiot,stupid,ass,retard,silly,nonsense,
nuts,crazy,jerk,dope,dupe,dim,half-witted,donkey,grim,creepy,
grotesque,unearthly,ominous..........etc.

"Freeter" is identical with "Neet"?

>>847
Simply everything! The horror
Yes, I swear I'll be good next year!
Yes, sir I will!!!

but there is no way to recuce neet ppl.
it depends on themselves.
as long as they have no spirit for having a job,
the situation still remains the same.

英語で気持ちを伝えたい
http://human5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/honobono/1135478100/

Yes sounds like you need a new PC.
Get a brand new XP.
By the way this year's been FABULOUS for me.
I would say it's been 寿 (LOL)

Free'ters are better than NEETs.
The reason I think so is that free'ters are working in fact, and make money, so to speak......

>>851
You can !!!!!!

>>856
Goddamn thank you, I love you, sir!!!

ive never used a new machine, windows xp is installed. orz
it looks like a dream machine.

WindowsMe hangs up all the time.
Lately, it freezes in the middle of starting up.

>852
I do have! can do spirit.
but,,the fact is not so easy

window 98 is the bestヽ(`Д´)ﾉwhat else?

>>850
The word "Freeter" includes the people with part-time jobs.

I want to talk with k-tan before the next year comes around.
I wonder what she's been doing lately?
How did she celebrate Christmas?

why don't you buy a new computer?

What do you think about ValueOne series by NEC?

>>863
She's visiting her boyfriend for Christmas.

because i love ms-dos.

>>866
That would mean she is in London?

I heard that there are anything better than MAC in all over the would,
so we should use. Bisides, star wars is the best movie of all, ever since
cleated.

I have had no sweethearts since I was born.
But I want to have no sweethearts.
I don't know the reason. Why?

>>870
I don't understand what you mean.
You mean you don't want to have a lover?
And you don't know the reason and you're asking us why?
You're kidding right?

>>868
Hey, just read >>511.
I don't know where her boyfriend lives.

>>870
>You mean you don't want to have a lover?
Yes.

>And you don't know the reason and you're asking us why?
Yes.

>>873
Leave him alone.
He's just having delusions.

I don't think you need to know the reason why in that case!
Just get on with your life man, if you're happy being on your own, be it!!!

parharps you are Homo..

It's sad though...
Don't you wanna have sex?
Or do you mean a serious relationship??

Sex isn't everything. It's almost everything.

have you ever been like someone the same gender as you?

>>874
No, no!!!!!
I'm not having delusions.

I haven't sexed yet. wanked only

How many times did you masturbated this year?

ehh.... 364 times?
365 incl. tomorrow... lol

I jerk off at least 2 times every day.

>>881
So you're virgin huh...
You need to find someone pretty soon,
then you won't talk rubbish like "I don't need anybody"
Sex is a fantastic thing, you know.

Wanking four times in a day was this year's record.
How about you?

Try having a girlfriend.
loving someone may change your world.

>>885
Why sex is fanatic? I want to sex with someone pretty. sex is great

>>887
How do I do that?

I'm winning.about 10th. only 4th is nothing

I dinT wanna go to soap

fanatic→fantastic

Try some internet chat-line or something.
I don't know how hetero-sexual people find each other love.
Always easy for gays - just go out and get some sex!!!

it's up to you,make better ofyourself,and...

Sex is fanatic!

I am cherry

>>896
So am I.

I am papaya & mango.

Besides I am jobless

In a sense,cherry and hikki are synonymous.
i'm both,just like you,boys

What does "cherry" mean, a virgin???

Hikki is "Hikikomori" right?

I'm don't speek English Ok?

the former means "doutei"
the next is right

"doutei"plus "virgin"

OK, you gotta go out and get some sex, guys!
You can't be a virgin forever, you gotta do something sooner or later!!!

am also virgin（・ω・）

You should not be ashamed of being a virgin.

ur right.you sould make love with only when you love someone from your heart.

or you lose something important.

Yeah right, you shouldn't be.... up to a certain age!

I can live without having sex, but it's impossible to live without masturbation.

a certain age ,at least twenty to twentyfive.

masukaki is no problem.
but having sex too many time is diminish your sensitivity
that you have from childhood and that speed your aging.

I kind of agree with you.
I have sex about 2-3 times a week... Any more than that it's not as good.
I haven't masturbated for months though...

>>914
Get a life!

????
I have a life... isn't that normal? Having sex 3 times a week???

what dou you mean by that? encouragement?

Masturbate for God's sake!
Sex isn't everything.

???
I think you're misunderstanding...

Encouragement, yes! Have a normal sex everyone!

I'm saying "I HAVEN'T masturbated for months"...
Every men masturbates! I just haven't for a while.
I'm releasing myself with someone else! Tiny little difference!
And it's a lot healthier!!!!

I know it doesn't sound realistic, but just for curiosity.
If you were to choose, which one do you prefer?
Live without having sex or without masturbating.

>>920
Of course the former!

>>921
Same here.

Oh,it is alredy the last day of the year.

Of course I'd choose sex!

I don't understand that.
Do you really enjoy masturbating rather than having sex?

I take the former,too

we can masturbate at my own pace without caring the other,
and occasional sex (don't too often)make us feel more great.

>>926
I can't agree with you more!
The balance is what's important.

then,
masturbate 8 : sex 2
OK?

Oh yeah I agree, but what's this about choosing
"life without sex"???????

I can't live without sex at all!
I need at least one man every week!!!

>>929
Are you a nymphomaniac?

I admit We need sex in some degree,
but that go to excess.
balance is important as 927 said

930
or Homo

Hang on a second...
I'm a healthy gay man - there are millions & millions of
gay guys who have sex every week with a different man.
I'm pretty normal!

Use winny.

a Gay is .....normal??

Homosexuality has been regarded as abnormal sexual orientation.
But now the diversity of people's nature--both physical and mental--would make the drawing line unclear.

Yes being gay is normal.
You're not discriminating sexuality are you?

N..No,I won't discriminate,
n...no, ofcourse,not.
..Are you seem like "HG"?

that is to say,
are you dressing like HG

dressed

As the journalist Takashi Tachibana pointed out, Japanese students
of political or social science (esp. law) are lack of sophisticated
education or decent culture. First of all, textbooks they read everyday
are poor quantity. Suppose if students of science (like math/physics/
chemistry/biology/medicine etc) have library as the cyber space Amazon.com,
while law school students in Japan have the very archaic library as National
Diet Library（←it's like fossil)(Laugh.

Not only quantitative scale but the quality of their (esp. law school students')
library is also poor. Since a couple of times I was invited to their homes,
I tried to observe their life-styles. To ridicule or make fun of them,
I visited there because I wondered what kind of books they (esp. law school
students) read everyday. And when I looked at their(esp. law school students')
library or bookshelves in detail, that was really ridiculous (Laugh.

To be continued.

It was so funny that I noted all of their book titles (Laugh. First of all,
I suddenly found an open book on desk,"The Theory of Anticipation on Power"
by the eccentric sociologist, Shinji Miyadai! It was very hard to stop my
laughing, actually I stopped it, though (You know, Miyadai is "famous" for
his act of madness, because he is one of the disciples of academic guru,
Naoki Komuro, who is super crazy. Laugh.) And then I found some instant &
cheap textbooks for the essay test of bar exam in Japan, written by the
charismatic lecturers Ito & Shibata. Apparantly, the textbooks for bar
exam seemed to be read so many times. I almost started to criticize and
say,"Are you monkey?", actually I stopped it, though (Laugh. There were
many other cheap and stodgy textbooks like recreational "New Sociology
Dictionary"(by Yuhikaku Publishing), only about 300 books of Iwanami
Paperbacks & Classics like I.Kant or K.Marx (which are translated in
Japanese, but the best textbooks are original editions written in
German/English/French/Italy/Latin/Greek/Arabic/Indic/Chinese etc,
though,) Oxford Advanced English Dictionary and Thesaurus (It's
rather introductive and plain English, though,) "Hikari no Opera"
by Yasuo Kobayashi, "The Study of Civil Law" by Wagatsuma, ”The
Study of Constitutionnal Law" by Sato, "The Study of Criminal Law
& Commercial Law" by Maeda, "The Study of Civil Procedure Code"
by Shindo, "The Study of International Law"(←written in very
unusual Japanese, laugh) by Yamamoto,

To be continued.

"Understanding of politics/law/economics/sociology/history/philosophy
/literature/music/the fine arts/mathmatics/physics/chemistry/architecture
/biology/psychiatry/medicine etc" by AERA MOOK/Asahi Shinbun (Laugh,
"Course in General Linguistics" by Ferdinand de Saussure, "Dance
Magazine"（Are you homosexual? Laugh), Economics by Joseph E. Stiglitz
（It's plain English textbooks, laugh,) Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus
by Wittgenstein、Poetics by Aristotle (You should read it in Greek,
not in translated Japanese,) "The Archaeology of Knowledge" by
Michael Foucault (Best-selling like pancakes,) Complete works of
George Bataille （Being fusty, so you have an aptitude for librarian,
not for judicial circles or its professional,) paperbacks of Yukio
Mishima, French/Russian/German/Dutch/Italy/Chinese Dictionary.

To be continued.

Alexis de Tocqueville, Oe Kenzaburo (It's too grotesque,) treatise by R.C.Merton
(It's like hand-me-down of self-fulfilling prophecy, laugh,) Corporate
Finance textbooks, paperbacks of Dostoyevskii, The Study of Public
Administration by Nishio, paperbacks of Kohjin Karatani, "Les Ecrits
Techniques de Freud" by Jacques Lacan, papers by Hannah Arendt,
"Structure and Force" by Akira Asada, The 100 Best Selections of
Legal Precedents for Jurist (Additonal Volume,) Ohmae Kenichi (Laugh,)
paperbacks of Shakespeare, The Study of Administrative Law by Tanaka,
"The History of the World" by Chuokoron-sha & "History of the Decline
and Fall of the Roman Empire" by E.Gibbon (Are you a highschool student,
not a college student? Luagh,) "Monetary Theory : Inflation, Interest,
and Growth in the World Economy" by Robert A. Mundell, "Capitalism
According to the Merchant of Venice" by Iwai Katsuhito (Laugh,) Philosophy
of Law by Inoue, "Sociology of Law" by Niklas Luhmann, E. Durkheim's
"De la Division du Travail Social""Le Suicide : Etude de Sociologie"
(And go to heaven? Laugh).

To be continued.

*Yawning*

What's going on?

Nothing... just got boring since someone pasted some
funny article here.

Yo, people, what do you think with the foreigners playing MMORPGS?.
Do you think it's cool or it's annoying?
I whrite this because some people says it annoying to see foreigners (Amricans for exmaple).
What do you think about this?

Kou Shibasaki is very suitable for a candidate of my wife in termss of looks.

Hey guys ! We've got less than 24 hrs to go for a new year !

I wanna be very happy

Hey,NEET＆hikkies
are you all still living ?
go to the hell

>> 952

Thanks!
OMAEMONA!

来年はNEET＆HIKKEY撲滅運動元年です。
皆様、振るって運動に参加しましょう。
NEET＆HIKKEYを発見しだい直ちに保健所に通報しましょう。

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I keep having to run interference when our discussions get too heated.

NEET-NEETER-NEETEST

>>954
write in English only!
The next year is the first year of crusade against NEET&HIKKEY.
you...

but my English abirity is too poor to write in English

I want to write in Japanese.

I permit you to write in Japanese

Nullpo

What do you think whether this thread reach at 1000 until tomorrow?

Is my sentence's grammar right?

noone is here

>>961
perfect ! other than there are some grammar errors here and there.

happy new year, you guys.
did you decide any goals this year?

>>964
Can't you write better English here?

Have you set some new goals for the New Year?
Have you made your New Year's resolution?

>>965
No! Absolutely no resolution whatsoever!!
How about you? Do you have some in you mind?

I made mind up to read more than 100 books next year!

My New Year's resolution: work harder to get promoted at work.
My new goal: nail a perfect score on TOEIC

I'm an exchange student from Japan. I'm living in America now. Can I talk with you guys?

Ｉ　have a score of 990 on TOEIC and thats gotten me nowhere and I am still NEET.
I m just thinking aloud...

>>969
You don't need to ask for permission.
Just write whatever you want. That's how this thread works.

>>969 Thank you(^^) By the way I had a crush. He knows about I like him, but he made a girlfriend last week..... I heard the X'mas(*_*)
Do you think Should I forget about him??

I am here!

its time to count down.

hello. everyone.

Hi,There

I am come from Refrigerator

>>976
Where is that?

Let us eat up this thread.

nine hundred and seventy nine.

(o^-')b yeah!

981

ill get a job next year.

>>977
That place is in my kitchen

983

new(o^-')b yeaｒ!

９８６

987

９８８

９８９

990

１０００

１000！

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１００００００００００００

１０００００００００００００００００００００００００００

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１００１！

１，０００

1000

1000(o^-')b yeah!

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