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【コテ紹介】
MAS･･･イギリス出身。日本語を勉強している。
K-tan･･･一部熱狂的なファンがついたスウェーデンの天使。
Urban Predetor･･･よく分からん。誰か補足ヨロ。
Dave･･･内山 ◆b7kjMdJSaI/105キロ ◆b7kjMdJSaIでもある、デブキャラを
　　　　遺憾なく発揮する稀代の名コテハン。面白い人だよ（多分）。

>>1
Good job!

Google swedish girl on an image serch. YOu'll see how many
angels are smiling at you!

It's a little early for bed.

but i go to bed now, good night everyone
keep warming

I think k-tan is a good guy.

No one backed me at first, but eventually I talked everyone
into going along with my plan.

>>16
What plan?

K-tan is considered an angel coming down to Sweden, I think.

k-tan goes to K-1.

What it boils down to is there's a Swedish angel wearing black underwares
here in this thread.

No body in their right mind wouldn't believe Yukorin is an angel.

>>10
Um.. Oh my. I really wouldn't claim I deserve the label Angel nor Demon..
Nor do I have any fans.

>>12
It's true that there are many pretty girls there, though I really don't look like most of them.

I've been told I look hispanic, this in spite of not having any spanish nor latin-american blood
in me. Sorry to make you all dissapointed :-p

It's said Yukorin's fart smells of vanilla.

>>20
Oh? There are more Swedes here right now?

>>22
Did you put that on Babel Fish Translation and got:

The Swedish angel where the K-tan ･ ･ ･ part feverish fan is attached.

?

>>19
Andy fugu was from Sweden?

>>26
I think he was from Switzerland.
And he is no more.

>>24
You don't have to play innocent when everyone knows that your are mega-cute.

Umemiya Anna's kand of look, I guess, K-tan.

I'm looking for an elegant expression for "picking one's nose."
What do you suggest?

>>27
I see. by the way, the new champion of k-1 this year was far stronger
than anyone... All other contestants seemed like babies compared to him.

participants are more accurate.Sorry.

>>25
http://www.excite.co.jp/world/english/

" 【 Cote introduction 】
MAS ･･･ From BritainJapanese is studied.
K-tan ･･･ Angel in Sweden to which madly devoted fans attached part.
Urban Predetor ･･･ ..understanding.. . oftenSomeone's.. supplementatio
n Yoro.
Dave ･･･ Rare great Cotehan that satisfactorily demonstrates fat
person character also that is Uchiyama * b7kjMdJSaI/105 kilo * b7
kjMdJSaI. It is a real card (Perhaps,).
"

In fact, I'm not interested in K-1 though I worship the God Hand Mas Ohyama.

>>33
K-tan･･･一部熱狂的なファンがついたスウェーデンの天使。
K-tan: An angel from Sweden with some ardent fans.

K-tan is mine. Yukorin is yours.

I'm worried about k-tan's future.

>>37
In what way?

k-tan or Yukorin, they don't interest me in the least.
They are too young for me.
She has to be at least over thirty-five to drive me mad.

>>38
I heard that the suicide rate of Sweden is very high.

>>39
Are you 41y/o?

Please teach me how to use ふぬああ.

>>29
http://www.jdorama.com/artiste.365.htm Her? Not quite.

>>40
The same is said about Japan.
Which has the highest rate, I really don't know.

I think I read an article about the suicide rate in Japan a few days ago though,
i'll see if I can find the URL.

>>43
That photo isn't quite good.
This one is much like her:
http://www.tbs.co.jp/tengoku/2/columns/images/column04.jpg

>>44
Found it.

http://japantoday.com/e/?content=kuchikomi&id=382

>>Middle-aged adults can't take it any more

"Rapid increase in middle-aged and elderly who snap!" reads the front
page story on Yukan Fuji (Nov 13)<<

k-tan, what does teb9WQfPoU mean?

I'm getting tired.
I shoudn't have been in front of the computer screen for so long.

Can I recover my eyesight?

>>47
It doesn't mean anything, it's just a tripcode.

If you enter a hash-symbol (#) after your name in the name field, and after it put a string
of letters and symbols, it generates a tripcode for you. It's a sort of a password,
to prove that you're the same poster. However tripcodes aren't that secure and can be
cracked. And if I recall correctly the tripcode only uses the first 6-8 characters
you put after the #.

for instance, you could use name#password
as name and tripcode

Testing...

I'm going to bed.
Thank you.

>>51
Wow. That's an interesting tripcode o.o

http://www.glocom.org/special_topics/social_trends/20040818_trends_s79/
suicide rates.

http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=kuchikomi&id=383&display=all
about the suicide rates in japan.

It's a good morning to hang myself.

haha hell no! I never ever think about suicide. but yeah, some time ago
I seriously considered it the only way...

I even have cuts on my wrists(nothing serious of course) but now it made me
feel shame

the reason of the increase of the suicide rates is poverty.
restructuring and unemployment are the main reason.

"Researchers Find Barbie Is Often Mutilated"

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/12/19/D8EJGO4G3.html
http://www.spiked-online.com/Articles/0000000CAED9.htm

I feel rather bad again

she will suck your dick lick your ass do anything u want

Hi.
I just masturbated.

おす、内山先輩。

I have a massive amount of homework and I have only 3 hours
what to do???????

>>65
hint: escape

how? I will do it right now! I promise!

>>63
congratulations

I am not physically strong

all day long
all night long
I am all alone

DOES HE LOVE ME?

Helloooooooooooooooooooo gays.
What r u doing Now??

I am gay!!! I want to find a boy who will protect me! if he did it I will give
him great pleasure!
wait... maybe I am just a male whore!!!

HA TE
FU CK

I AM ANDROID

I AM FAT.

I AM NOT FAT. HAPPY?

OH OH MAKE ME BABY PLEASE DONT MAKE ME WAIT

Meanwhile, you're still a baby.

I'm a grown man if you want to know.

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　∩｀iWi´∩　
　ヽ　|m| .ノ
　 ｜.￣｜
　　Ｕ⌒Ｕ

Don't do that to me.

http://ameblo.jp/t2genius/
Look at this.

>>83
Is that a trap?

>>83
I'm not sure.
I minded it , too.
I wanna see it but I'm afraid.

No, it's safe.
Is it Dave's BLOG?

yes or no

>>83
Funny.

AOE2 was released like 5 years ago.
Most players now are highly skillful.
And now, AOE3 is out.
The number of AOE2 players has been reduced.

Do you like sex?

No.

>>90
Yes.

"Weighty loot trips up geriatric thief"
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2005-12-19T145859Z_01_EIC948938_RTRUKOC_0_US-JAPAN-THIEF.xml

Hi, 2ch.

Hello?

Hi, k-tan.

I met that girl again.. she likes me that's for sure. I like her too
but why when we be together I feel so cold and empty?? I tried to smile and other
stuff but its was all fake. maybe i am really gay?? nooo

Of course you are gay.

:( but I dont find males attractive

You just don't know it.
You are gay in the subconscious level.

maybe you're right cuz I really dont find many girls attractive too
shit!

Come here, here!, near your Mr. right man! I'll tell you true love.

Welcome to the club.

but I dont want to be a gay!!! maybe it's cuz I am very cold-hearted person
so I need to find same girl as me. But there is a type of girls which I like very
much! runway models for fashion shows! when most guys see them they say: "wow they're really ugly"
but there is no way I can find such girl. maybe only after I am became rich and famous

I want k-tan everyday.

>>104
How old are you anyway?

>>106
19.

>>107
Is this girl you're talking about is a college babe?

>>108
she is blondie. cheerful, tall and .... rich(lol) and talented.

"blonde"

>>107
Maybe, you should have a date with more older one. Especially man.

>>109
Is she a western chick?

>>111
I AM 19.

>>113
I know.

>>112
yeah, she is a white girl. I am white boy. but I feel like jap(lol, like I know
how it's like to be a jap(anese))

What's wrong with being a gay?

>>109
Does she exist only in your brain?

maybe I am just unable to love a normal person? I am pretty much fucked up myself
maybeI just need to find same fucked up girl?? lol
Also sometimes I have a dreams about decadent love

Wet dream coming along.

What are you doing on Chistmas?

>>118
Like Sid & Nancy?

:( you're not funny lol

I love to listen to songs of broken love.

What are you doing up this late?

I'm going to go travel.

>>121
i dunno lol
>>123
I dont like listen to songs about any kinds of love.

btw do you know that every love lasts only for 3 years?

I'll go to chirch.

but, yeah, what I wrote just now is just stupid whining cuz I am EMO! :(
I hate being emo

I'm bored stiff.

What the heck is EMO?

people who rather die than bore .... look great

I love love juice.

What if you are really gay?

>>130
The cusin of NEMO

Where is k-tan?

Love is so overrated these days.

Gay means cheerful.

Come on guys!
Talk about nothing!

IN MY NIGHT LIFE I DONT THINK TWICE, EVERYTHING IS SOOO NICE.
LOVING THE LUXERY OF THE NIGHT LIFE EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT.
BLINDED BY TH HEADLIGHTS DRIVING PAST MIDNIGHT. LOOKS LIKE A STILL LIFE
GIVE ME SOMETHING CHEAP
WHICH ONE DO I KEEP
YOU'RE MY NIGHT LIFE

whores_cant_cry

Why aren't you in bed?

I am so sick of myself LOL :(

how do I be a better men? I am tired of being idiot :(

Recommend me a good movie that I can watch on Chrismas day?

I don't like gays, but I like lesbians.

Have you ever gotten computer virus?

We're going smoothly tonight.
Just like the old days.

>>144
gay niggers from outer space

>>144
Harry Potter.

>>144
Harry Potter

I think most of 2ch'ers on English Board are men.
What do you think?

I'm a girl.

How do you translate 萌えよドラゴン into English?
I want a funny answer.

>>149-150
marriage

>>152
Since when?

>>155
since plastic surgery

>>151
theare are more girls in this board than in other boards.

Is Harry Potter good as they say it is?

do you know a german movie called "LOVE IS COLDER THAN A DEATH" ?

>>157
What makes you think so?
Do you have data?

>>153
The Dragon

the penis

>>161
That's not funny at all.

Good night, guys.

i am enfant terrible

>>164
Good night gay.

Harry Potter is actually not good.
"Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" is the best in the Harry Potter series.

>>167
How about English in that movie?
Is it difficult to understand?

>>166
it was not me. and I hope I am not gay!

>>169
You hope, but you are.

>>160
Girls like language things and have a talent of it.

haha listen to it lol!
two ideas:
1) going to gay club to talk with a pretty boy and then going home with him:
sounds like a great idea.
2)going to club to talk with a pretty girl and then going home with her:
???? no thanks

Hey, kids!
What happens when your mommy catces you 2ch-ing this late?

>>170
maybe I am bisexual??

>>168
I'm noot sure, but I think it may be difficult.

>>171
I think that, too.
But the way they speak sounds like men.

It's getting cold in my room.
I think I'll move my penis to warm up myself.

>>174
That would be very convenient.

warehouse boy
it's 36 lonely xmas for U!!!!
haha, you know what? you will die alone

>>179
I's you again.
Get a job.

>>179
You are ugly I can clearly imagine.

and here comes the main question!!! lol
I dont have a father, so maybe it's natural to me to be like such insecure nerd
with a girl I like??? lol

What happend to Kim Bauer?

>>183
I am afraid to tell u, but ... he is
he is
he is dead

kim bauer was a loser.

>>184
You killed him, huh?

>>183
he writes post no.183 in english thread part 39 on 21dec

In fact, Kim is usually a male name.

our leader!!!

Who the hell is Kim?
Is He/She Korean nida?

>>187
No, I'm not I swear.

she is a son of a bastard comforting women

>>190
You are gay?

Pipe down dudes.

Where is Candace?

>>193
no I am not

>>196
That makes you a lesbian I see.

>>197
I am a male lesbian

To be honest, I like lesbian pornos.
How about you?

One fifth consumed.

some fact about me. If right now a guy with not body hair and with no pubic
hair appeared in the front of me and tells me:
I will fuck you and you will suck my dick and then I give you $500.
I will do it.
I am a prostitute

How do I get uncensered porno DVDs?

>>201
I will fuck you and you will suck my dick and then I give you $500.

>>203
tell me about your dick. if you have nice, rather long dick and you dont have any
body hair. I will do it. really. you can also bring a friend to fuck me together
but it will cost you $750.
deal?

I accept paypal Lol

>>204
Mine is around 14 centi-meters long -- averege Japan made.
And I'm not that hairy. What do you say?

tell u about my homo fantasies makes me sad

Let's make your fantasy tale into Hollywood movie.

>>206
forget about it... I've changed my mind

>>209
Shy gay.

>>208
you mean into the cheap porno flick? riiiiiiight?

>>211
No. A block buster horror flick.

>>210
you can fuck me. but please be nice with me and warm me with your tight embrace
hold me tight after I gave myself to you. please. it's so cold and empty here

>>213
Where do you live anyway?

This room is too steamy for girls to enter.

>>214
it's cold and empty inside me

I found solution how to cure emptiness inside me! I should use LSD. many people
cured emptiness with it. but where I can find it?

>>216

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( ´･ω･) Have a cup of hot cocoa.
( つ旦O
と＿)＿)

>>217
Come to Papa.

>>218
thanks, but it will not work...

Can you guys talk about only gays or porn?

>>219
I have $50. can you give me LSD?

>>221
Don't be silly.
I can discuss about masturbation.

>>221
we are the fake the fake
no heart for you to break

>>222
Multiply that by ten and I'll sell you my LCD.

One fourth consumed.

Have you ever gone to Hankaku Board?

I dont need your LCD. I have nice 21" CRT

All I wanna do is little fun before I die.

CRT makes eyes tired.

>>228
Tell me more about it.
I'm interested in CRTs.
They are at the edge of distinction nowadays.

>>230
Not when you're watching porno videos.

>>229
Go to church and pray.

>>227
no. what's interesting going there?

>>229
I'm sure, u r Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy

I WAS MADE FOR LOVIN U BABY

>>234
You can download mosaicless porn.

pichunter.com

>>236
I'm not a baby anymore since hair grew between my legs.

>>238
What's in there?

Lately, LCD is good to watch videos.
But CRT still superior to watch them.

>>241
That's where SED comes in.

I want to watch satelite broadcast but I can't.

>>242
But, SED is for televisions.
not for PC monitors.

I hate pubic hair

>>244
Isn't SED compatible with PC monitor?

>>240
why dont u check it by yourself?

>>245
Be my guest and shave it, sir.

>>247
I fear that it could be virus-ridden.

Women in swim suits are more erotic than naked women.

>>250 spoke the universal truth.

>>246
At least, Canon and Toshiba are not going to make PC monitors with SED.

>>249
ok. it's porno site with a lot of free porno

Yukorin wears bathingsuites when she appears in a magazine.
How brilliant, isn't she?

>>252
I see.
And SED sure will be expensive, eh?

>>253
Thank you I go check it out immediately.

>>254
Go back to your nest.

>>255
I don't know.
But, I heared that SED is difficult to be small.

hey this thread is not for tech talk! go away!

There'a maniac of Emma Watson in the thread.
I don't disagree that she is beautiful, but he was absurd.
Can you believe he was sure of getting married to her? Fat chance!

>>258
Just like plasma?

>>259
instead, you can ignore them.

>>260
slim chance

hey why dont u talk to me

I suppose we have our great compliant here.

OK I went to pichunter.com and it was gross.
But all I could see was images of porn that's linked to other site.
How do I get the free movie?
I guess I can't, right?

We must be insane chatting in the crack of dawn.

I will go to bed when we reached 300.

>>267
we cares anyway! let's get crazy

>>259
What we're supposed to talk about, then?
Something like Yukorin is meant to be mine, right?

I wont go to bed cuz I have a job

>>264
You are cute.

>>271
What job?
I can use a blow job.

>>272
thanks!!

>>274
Are you gay?

I am strange, queer

I don't watch TV lately.
So I don't know what's hot these days.

Yukorin is hot.

>>278
She is.

>>278
Since when?

>>277
check this site.
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?f=msnhome

this site is good for english study.

>>275
I am that cold-hearted guy! but now I am not really in the mood for talking!
dont know why

>>280
since plastic surgery

>>280
From the beginning of the series of the chat threads.

go back to Korin-sei.

>>281
Thanks.
I'll check it out later.

XMAS or X'mas what is correct?

>>283
I've heard that one before.

>>287
Christmas.

>>283
Do you maniacally believe she was surgecally improved?

I think Xmas is correct.

Clitoris is correct.

I often hear that BoA had her face fixed.
Is it officially true or just rumor?

>>292
Nothing could be more correct.

>>293
of cause, just a rumor nida

>>288
Well, I've never. Who mentioned her surgical improvement?
My advice is, drop it. She's natural.

>>288
truth is constant

nida nida

nida always use plastic surgery to hide inner uglyness

BoA is erotic-pretty.

300

>>301
pugya---

OK we reaced 300.
I'm going to bed and sleep until seven.

>>297
I don't understand what you are getting at.
What does "truth is constant" mean?

It's said Yukorin's fart smells of vanilla. Yes, I've heard of
that rumour before. But as to that surgery stuff, never.

yukorin is a dirty faced whore

my hobbies are:
hotels, airlines, luxury

>>305
You outa your mind?
Please, be more reasonable. She's an angel from the korin planet.

>>306
They are not hobbies.
They are just nouns.

>>308
wow, what a wise words(seriously)

VOA stands for Voice of America, which is a national radio broadcasting.
Don't confuse VOA with BoA. They are completely different.
BoA is a singer from NK. She looks cute and pretty so she's hot in
Japan as well. I like her a lot. Well, Yukorin, too.
How about you? Do you love a beatiful, wonderful girl?

>>310
Just add Yukorin to your list of singers. Yukorin had her CD released
last year and maybe they were selling well.

give me some 水 please I am 渇

my hobbies:
happiness, happy people

>>312
give me chocolate

What is "truth is constant"?
Could you help me understand what it means?

>>315
well I dunno lol. are you eggplant by any chance?

NO, my mistake. BoA is from SK, sorry about that.

About one in 20 adults in the U.S. is not literate in English, meaning 11 million people lack the skills to handle many everyday tasks, a federal study shows

How many Japanese do you know can't read?

I am cheered up!!!!!!! yeah!!! I am no longer sad! I am feeling great!
yay!

Your feeling great means other's feeling depressed.

>>321
I know. that's why my mood changes too. maybe it's because I am listening
to the some fresh music now and it made me feel good

Almost 100% Japanese adults can read Japanese.

today I saw an ugly girl with a FAKE LV BAG!!! hahahahaha
those bootleggers even can't steal LV MONOGRAMM correctly. they add some stupid looking
stars!! lollololoolol

>>323
If you only mean letters themselves, yes, I agree.
But understanding what's in books, is completely different...

>>324
Why are you so high? Are you using drugs or something?

>>326
no!! I dont use drugs I dont know why few hours ago I was almost depressed
but now I am very happy

it's called "AGONY"

if everyone seems to be fucked up to u that means ur fucked up

>>328
I thought it was schizophrenia.

I am a boy.

>>330
ur funny hehe. maybe I should visit a doctor? what do u think?

What troubles you most when you are getting high?

hey
I know cool word
"PLEASE CREMATE MY SMILE"

>>333
what? I dont use drugs at all. i dont smoke. i dont even drink but that's cuz
i am peerless

dancing here in this discoteque
I am trying hard to have some fun
but I feel so lonely boy
I need to dance with someone
c'mon boy and step to me
I am tired of dancing here alone
if I make YOU happy boy
maybe you can take me home
and
MAKE ME MAKE ME BABY
PLEASE DONT MAKE ME WAIT

If I can reach the stars

do you find it's strange that a guy(ME) listen to such song(>>336)
CMON MAKE ME BOY! lol

shut up u twit

Pull one down for Yukorin.

oh shit!!! maybe I really have schizophrenia!!!!
Coldness to others (V)
high vulnerability (V)
strange behavior (sometimes)
what do u think? lol how much it costs to visit a doctor? lol

What phobia do you have?

I'd say you are not suffering from any mental illness.
Don't worry. You are just getting high thanks to what you know I mean.

Anyway, sleep tight. You'll get up, depressed. But don't worry.
That's not it. It's just that the effect wears off.

>>342
I have a phobia of a close relationship with a girl lololol

>>343
wtf are u talking about? first I never ever used any drugs in my life.
second I am not depressed all the time, just sometimes. cuz I have hobbies which
I like. iam just peerless, it's just lack of any human contact that drives me depressed.
I feel pretty good when I am surrounded by many people, but being alone in home
is totaly depressed :(

>>344
Why? Were you tricked or something?

>>346
no, cuz I am insecure/weak inside but I hide it well.
i dont like if girl see "true me".

but I think i already told u that

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?

its good time to capture 350

how to cure my nerves?
everytime I feel down i'll draw some shit
it's rly works

hello mr. anonymous can I talk to you?

but actually i wrote some scary shit lol!!! u know dazai osamu? he was crazy
jap writer who can feel alive only when he writes his novels. girls liked him a lot
(just like me) he even married one. but that did not means that his life was not
depressed. he killed himself after all

hey mr. anonymous are you out of your home, for the walk? like before??? hehe

You Stick It in Me and it's gonna be hurt

haha i looked at other threads and wtf
what kinds of homo fags learn english @ 7:00 @ morning lololol

*give me some attention plz*

also I am not feeling that I am gay anymore!!!!!!!!!
bye!!

¯\(º_o)/¯

&hearts

♥

（｡◕‿◕｡）

Do any of you know the town 鶴間 in 神奈川県? This is where I will be living while in Japan.
Does anyone know what it is like?

>>363
街往く人はみんな外国語をしゃべってる。
そんな多国籍な街、鶴間〜☆

☆鶴間マニア１８☆
http://kanto.machi.to/bbs/read.pl?BBS=kana&KEY=1133275740

>>364
ご親切にどうもありがとう。

i want to be a prime minister.

>>364
その鶴間マニアスレに書き込もうと思っているが何を書いたらいいかわからない。
どうしたらいいだろう？

Hello Hello
Hi anyoee! Hi how are you!?
MAS, i don't think you want to post anything on the 鶴間マニア thread!!
because you don't get anything in return!! LOL LOL LOL ･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･　

I want to die!! There is nothing left for me!!

Johnny damon is going to become a Yankee !! Yeah!
The deal is 4 yrs for 52,000,000 dollars.
I think he is going to suck!!

This is the station I will be using everyday:
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%B6%B4%E9%96%93%E9%A7%85

>>368
You mean they will ignore my message because I'm a foreigner? I'm going to try anyway.

Good for you, MAS !
It is going to be great days for you!!

No No NO nO !
I meant to say that the board is kind of deserted and barely posted on by any people, .
But trying is good! I like that!
What kind of things do you want to know??

President Bush and Prime minister Tony Blair are good friends.
They are one of the most influential peiple in the world.

>>372
Thanks, I think so too.
>>373
I see. I'll write my message then post it here first so you guys can tell me if it's
okay.

What's up 2ch?

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
uza!!

this is blahuza crasher!!

How stupid am I...

You are stupid alright.

Hi, k-tan.

Nomchakamuonganida.

Let't get together and have fun.

I am waiting for MAS to return...

Hey guys, let's change the subject.
As You know, Chrirtmas is coming.
But I'm yet to find someone to share my life with.

>>383
How old are you?

You got to ask yourself What is the spirit of Christmas.

こんなメッセージを鶴間マニアスレに書き込んだらいいと思うか。

こんばんは。
私は今イギリスに住んでいるイギリス人ですが、来年の一月から四月まで日本に留学する予定が
あります。東京にある日本語学校に通って、鶴間のホストファミリーの家に滞在する事になりま
た。鶴間はどんな町なのでしょうか教えて下さいませんか。朝の通勤地獄で鶴間駅から東京の
九段下駅まで何分かかりますか。
よろしくお願いします。

いいと思う！
日本語うまいねー
完璧じゃんね

> こんばんは。
> 私は今イギリスに住んでいるイギリス人ですが、来年の一月から四月まで日本に留学する予定が
> あります。東京にある日本語学校に通って、鶴間のホストファミリーの家に滞在する事になりま（し*add）
> た。鶴間は（→が）どんな町なの（でしょう*delete）か教えて下さいませんか。朝の通勤地獄で鶴間駅から東京の
> 九段下駅まで何分かかりますか。
> よろしくお願いします。

That's about all I can improve.

Thanks a lot guys! I'll go post it on that thread now.

Hey, do you guys have any pizza that I can borrow?
I'm really hungry right now, and I promise I'll buy you another one later.

>>390　←What is this? Should we ignore?

After all that work I can't post it! I get this message:

JPNIC以外に割当てられているIPアドレスからの書き込みは禁止されています

Would someone in Japan be kind enough to post it for me?

>>392
It means you have a bad IP address.
I don't think you can post from foreign countries.

>>386
There's a train guide site:
http://ekikara.jp/

It seems to be an over an hour train ride from 鶴間駅 to 九段下駅.

>>392
LOL
OK! I'll do it.

>>392->>393
Sorry, I wasn't reading carefully.
Nevermind.

DONE！

Must...eat...pizza....
I...,I think...I'm...dying....
Pizza....

>>397
Good job!

>>393
The is nothing wrong with my IP address. It just means that IP addresses outside Japan
can not post on that message board.
>>394
Oh that's quite a long time isn't it. I hope the trains are not really crowded.
>>395
Thanks!

There's a famous CH-2 epithet that runs:
ピザでも食ってろデブ！(Eat pizza, fat ass!)
And Dave is usually rendered into デイブ in Japanese.
Do you happen to know that Dave?

From my dictionary:
彼女は中年デブだ。
She is fair, fat and forty.
デブっている彼女は、猿を抱きかかえていた。
She was fat, and holding a monkey.

Dave must be debu; otherwise he doesn't have to crave for pizza. pupupu

これらの鳥はたくさんの色がある
These birds ( ) in so many colors.

Fill the blank, please.

I'm thinking of buying this DVD:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0009K1ZIC/qid=1135171196/sr=1-2/ref=sr_1_2/102-3987556-0888908?s=dvd&v=glance&n=130

This must put me in a pious mood on Christmas Day.

>>404
These birds (come) in so many colors.

☆鶴間マニア１８☆
http://kanto.machi.to/bbs/read.pl?BBS=kana&KEY=1133275740&START=118&END=118

118 名前：神奈さん[] 投稿日：2005/12/21(水) 22:21:12 ID:5ThnMBfE
九段下なら朝は田園都市線一本で座っていけるから楽そうだ。
各駅だと時間かかるけど１時間半くらいで着くんじゃないかな。

A reply has come!!
How do you respond!!

>>406
((((っ'ω`)っｽｷｽｷ
すべて解決しました〜☆
ありがとうございますｍ（_ _）ｍ
(*´3)(ε｀*)ﾁｭｰ

>>407
Wow, a warm-hearted 神奈さん !

>>408
Wait, did you just make me an accomplice of your homework or something?
I thought it was some sort of quiz...

>>410
Exactly! It is from my homework!
Thank you!

Oh, an hour and a half!? Is that normal in Tokyo?
I can't even thank this kind person.

I don't live in Kanto area. so I can't tell my experience
but I ve heard numerous times that those hours consumed by commuters is pretty common for those live in Kanto area.
Some people take more than 3hours to get to their offices in Tokyo. and I think that's ridiculous.
But it is going to be fun. You will get used to it soon; even though I don't want to try that at all.

LOLOL
It seems you made a terrible mistake in choosing the locatoin !

>>410
Hahaha!

>>411
I guess you are welcome.

>>412
What time will you have to be at 九段下 station in the morning?
You may have to change cars.

鶴間(神奈川県) → 九段下(東京都)
2006年1月10日 6時00分 に出発 で検索しました。
http://ekikara.jp/cgi-bin/route/route.cgi?check=off&intext=%92%DF%8A%D4&outtext=%8B%E3%92i%89%BA&month=200601&day=10&way=&hour=6&min1=0&min2=0&arrive=&airplane=on&sprexprs=on&utrexprs=on&max=5&half=on&cut=on&direct=on

>>415
Eat pizza, Dave! (｀・ω・´)

Look on the bright side, MAS.
You can be Densha Otoko from England.

>>417
I WOULD IF I HAD SOME!

Answer the questions bellow.
Indicate your answer in English.

Question1：What do you do? And if you have a job, how much money do you earn this year?

Question2：What do you think about NEAT?

A1:I am a Dave. Dave is a job.
A2:Do you mean NEET?

>>419
All you have to do is to call 911.
They'll help you out of your predicament.

>>418
That would be nice but I already have a girl friend in Japan now so I can't
go dating women I save from drunken men on the train at night.
I need to be at class be 9am. I don't mind changing trains. I think once I've
done it a couple of times it will be easy.
Look at all the excursions I will go on:
http://www.geos-japanese-insti.co.jp/japanese/excursion.html

>>420
Question1：
> What do you do?
I breath twenty-four hours a day.
> And if you have a job, how much money do you earn this year?
I don't know. I haven't weighed it yet.

Question2：
> What do you think about NEAT?
NEAT is an abbreviation for Never Ending Academic Torture.
And I think it feels ridiculously good.

He think Dave is a good guy. He is kind enough to let him to know
what's life should be. He loves him a lot.

!'m no Dave. I'm positive.

Dave and UP are good friends.

>>423
That's nice.
I want to join the 浴衣 activity.

hold on. hold on. hold on!!

go!!!!

You signal ... failed.
but I know you're Contagious

http://www.cthulhulives.org/cocmovie/index.html

I look like Yukorin.

How funny...

Obey me!

Is Furby dead yet?

I feel ashamed of myself! I am 19 but I feel like 15! How DO I grow up???

It's party time.

Come on out, lazy dogs.

do u know any music thats deal with growing up?

I don't see what you mean.

Anyone who likes Koda Kumi?

it's too cold, isn't it? The tempeerature in my room is 7C.
I am doing 2ch wearing a coat.

>>442
Yes it is. it's too cold! I can't even wank.

no

There is about 20C at my room but I am wearing my trendy coat with my faggy
scarf cuz I am poser

I made up mind. I will quit to keep being NEET. I look for a job next year.

>>446
idiot! it's only illusions
we're all hopeless

>>447
sorry, friend. but my decision is very hard and unchangenable.
I wanna work for a company on international trade

>>448
you dont have good education

Show me your panties.

>>449
yeah.. my educational career is terrible. my F-ranked univ has not complete effect while job hunting

You can always settle for NEET.

I'm hungry.
What should I eat?

>>453
you can eat my sausage. try it?

>>454
I don't feel up for sausages.
I want something hot.

I want k-tan.

>>455
my sausage is always hot! when especiaaly for getting angry,
Do you feel like eating it, then?

I don't have enough time lately.
I on 2ch much too long.
How can I get out of this hell?

>>457
Your sausage is a little weenie with skin?
Then I'll pass.

I love Koda Kumi.

>>459
Plus my sausage is still equipped with skin...

Pinklady is hot.

>>458
What is wrong with being in Hell?
Stay the course.
2ch is actually a good place.

>>461
Peel it for me.

>>463
No, it's a huge waste of time.
I think I have to do something more productive.

>>461
That's great.
If you get burned massively and disfigured, you still have you slacking skin
which can be transplanted.

oh I want to feel hot sausage in my ass

Yukorin is for stupid kids, Pinklady is for intelligent adults.

>>465
What's the point of being productive in this worthless, meaningless world we are living in??
Really, why do you prefer being productive?
Everything means nothing.

How many friends do you have?

>>469
Being productive is an ellement of happiness.
Without no achievement in life I feel bored.

Hey! How come must I have spent alone on Christmas since I born?

>>472
That's your duty. Face it.

>>470
None! Zero! Nilch! Chinko!

>>474
Since when?

>>471
OH ok If that's how you feel, then you go for it.
But please remember what you think means something doesn't mean anything.

How many times should I say in front of you? I want and NEED a girlfriend on eve of Christmas!!

>>476
I do what I think is right.
Don't you have purpose in life?

>>477
Go ahead and order one.

>>479
what order? whore? O hate whore! I need a pretty, young girl who is virgin!!!

>>475
Since I don't remember.
And the fact is I don't care anymore.
I'll die alone and I feel fine.

I heard that this year's kanji is 愛.
What the heck does it suggest?

>>480
Try one of those deai-kei sites?

>>480
oh the last word! virgin! that's gonna be a bar set too high.
Trying is a good thing but trying for impossible is not.

>>478
No! absolute no!

>>481
You won't feel that way if you find some good friend.
But it's not easy when you're a grown up.

>>486
Yeah that's true.
And I am calm facing it.

>>484
OK virgin is not necessari condition for me. But pretty ,young, fewer experience ( or virgin) is compulsory!!

How many movies do you see in a month?
I've watched two this month.

>>487
Oh? How old are you?

>>489
Which ones? Are they good?
I didn't watch any movies this year except on TV or DVD.

>>490
I am 100 thousand and 35 years old.

When it comes to romance,
I think man and woman are better to be either
virgin to virgin, or non-virgin to non-virgin.
What do you think?

elton john is married now

>>493
I agree completely!!

>>491
A boxing movie and a gangster movie and they were bit on a boring side.
And they were DVDs. I almost never go to the movies.

Yukorin is not an angel!!! Mami Yamasaki , who appears on NHK educational 100 words start English, is angel!! she is pretty and glamour!

Oh really?
I didn't know it's possible in U.K.
I mean gay marrige. I think it's not allowed in U.S, is it? U.K is a different story apparently.though.
Happy for him.

>>496
I thought watching movies equal to watching movies in a movie theather and I was stupid.
What are the names of the movie?
Rocky? Rocky2? Rocky4? Million dollar baby?
it it's the million dollar baby, I love it! Thats one good movie.

>>495
Oh, really?
You know, if you are a virgin you want your first man/woman to be equal as you.
But if you are not a virgin anymore and find out that your girl/boy friend to be a virgin,
you'd feel guilty. Is that it?

busu and fat female should be away

>>499
Actually it's Million Dollar Baby, but I thought it was... how should I put it... kind of lukewarm.
I enjoyed the funny side of the dialogues but the drama of it was not compelling enough.

How late are you going to stay tonight, honey.

I love Hilary Duff rather than Swank.

>>502
I love the drama of it! It's sad but at the same time not sad...
Movies are not the same for everybody.
You feel one way, and I feel another way. That's why they are good.

gays must be away

Time doesn't matter!
Because I am NEET and free from the bondage of time.

>>505
Yes I think I see what you mean.
It was tragic story but not too melodramatic.
And the right amount of humor was blended in the dialogues,
especially Morgan Freeman made me laugh a lot.

>>507
What are your hobbies?
I'm interested in NEET's life.

Hey don't underestimate Neet!
Neet doon't have Hobbies! period!

I agree. they are just wasting their time, but they think it's hobby.
FUCKING NO! it's not hobby it's just your ugly life

I think I need to sleep.

>>511
No, that's not what I mean.
Actually, that's the opposite of it.
Neet is above and beyond hobbies.
Hobbies are for stupid people with a job and little time for other things.

>>512
You don't need any sleep.
If you try keeping awake, you'll find out sleep is not a nessesity.

I am very sleepy patrush...

I'm happy that the troll haven't been around lately.

Bowwow( You stupid Nero. Nero寝ろ)　　hehe

>>517
That's a chilly joke.

What is your semen turned in red?

Everyone went to bed?

I am wanking

I still awake

my semen turned ICE

I've been driving a smallsized car, I never hurt anyone

>>524
good for you

>>493
More important to match in other areas. My girlfriend was a virgin when I met her, I was not.
I'm still with her as we are excellent as a couple.
My ex girlfriend and me were virgins. We were not compatible to have a real relationship.
We were too different in a bad way. My girlfriend now is also different, but only
in the ways that makes us complete each other.

I am so tired of this
it's brings me down
I am nothing
when you're not around

>>527
I hear you.

when you're with me, you're killing me
when you're not, I'm dying

What's going on here?

my dream couple:
find an arrogant girl(just like me) be very nice&warm to each other but
be totaly assholes and cold monsters to the world around us.
key word:
"WE dont care about u and your world around"
but that's just a stupid dream

how do I love a girl?

I'd like a dish of roast penis.

oh no! you're pervert

Holy crap, japan is infested with emo kids. D:

>>535
why do you said that? what do you mean?

about that girl. she likes me. i think I like her too.
but why I feel so cold and empty with her? it was two times already.
i dont want to hurt her. I want to feel love again.
but I dont feel anything only emptiness.

why I am so empty?

>>537
Kill it.

>>532
Oh, it's a difficult question. I guess nobody could answer your question properly.
Actually, I've never thought how I love my partner.
But being honest yourself and respect your partner are possible answers may be.

Love is not sweet one on some occasions.
Then you need to show your honesty to your partner and solve the problem with your partner.

>>537
Sorry, I can not understand what emty means in your context.
I, however, guess that probabely you can not image your future with your girl frends, can't you?

You are now in time to think about your life.
Time will solve the problem sooner or later. You can wait.

>>541
girl frends -> girl friend
I should die!

Relationships are silly. Guys where I live are all assholes trying to get into girls' pants, and girls are all controlling bitches.

Dogs are so much better than boyfriends/girlfriends.

>>543 Agreed.

>>543
Don't worry.
I like pizza more than women.

>>545 Oh good. Women are like Voltron, seriously. Never date more than one, they'll link up and kick your ass. >:

>>546
Now THAT is scary!

Dude, you guys are so pathetic.

>>548 Everyone's pathetic on the internet. Even you, who wastes a post simply informing us how little our lives are worth, as if we didn't know.

<3

I'm cool!

Dave is penis no he?

uh, its fuck chilly.
the temp feels like reaching 0 degree c.
im dying.

>>552
where are you?

of course, in japan..

blah blah blah

what is 'pathetic'? PLEASE TEL ME.

>>552
Keep warm. Can't you turn on the heater?

why is briton lealizing same sex marrige?

I would like to say thanks to those people on the 鶴間マニア thread but because only IP
addresses inside Japan can post there would someone mind doing to for me please?
The thread is here:
http://kanto.machi.to/bbs/read.pl?BBS=kana&KEY=1133275740
I want to say:

１１７です
皆さん、ありがとう。学校に通う時間が本当に長いでも鶴間に住むのを楽しみにしています。

>>558
I don't really follow the news so I didn't know. I think if people want to
marry someone of the same sex then it's their choice. I doesn't really bother me.

>>556
it means you're a big ass loser.

Becaous my English is poor, I feel very much difficult reading all English sentence in
this sled.I want to ask high level English learner like you if you can read this sentence
without any difficulties. I want to write English much better than now.

>>562
your english is good enough.

>>562
You're good. It's easy to understand but "very much difficult" sounds a bit strange.
Also it's not "sled" but "thread".

Phimosis power.

are you living in shibuya?
shibuya residents are likely to be rich, compred to others.
give me money.

work harder than before and you can get rich.
there is no royal road.

>>562
your English is better than mine and I always write something on this thread. hehehe - ^^;

Give me clothes.

are you homeless?

Yes, he is.

Fuck!
I want all the people around the world to die.
Especially fuck'in people in my class, they are responsible to my fury.
So I would like to see them being befallen by something worse than what they've done to me.
Or, I've already resolved to kill them.
I want see their blood leaking from splited head.
I have a knife in my bag and am willing to stub them whenever they make fun of me.
They can't escape from me.
They are the culprit of this crime because they gave me a lot of nasty, inhumane torture.
They can't be justified by any magic.
They must die!!!!!!!!!!

settle yourself. you are noisy.

I am from nakameguro

are you sure that you can get a job next year?
long time no job made you dull.

no.

I have a Gundam.

I'm ready to chat.

We got power outage today.

The heavy wind blew me away.

It was cold.

My hands froze.

My nose started to run.

No one is here.

I'm too full to think right.

My handwriting sucks.

I hate snow.

>>584
I who will spend lonely Xmas am here.;-)

Lonely is good.

Now tell me. Are you a girl?

I'm a boy.

i loved elton john for his songs, but he depressed me.

I'm bored.

like a bridge over troubled water ♪

You know what? Elton John is a fag.

He is hard gay!
Fowwwwwwwwwwww!

and nothing's wrong with that.

You are boring me.

Hard Gay will be ignored any time soon.

briton is too tolerant of gay ppl.

What is wrong with being gay??

They are creepy.

says who?

briton or canada seems legalizing gay marriage.

and that's a good thing, isn't it?

Damn!! There is dumb low pressure coming here again!!! It'll make snowy weather and will be heavy!!
That's ENOUGH!!!! I don't want to shavel snow anymore , makes me sick!!
Stop snowing!!!!!
Give me sunshine!!!

I don't want to shavel that shit anymore!!!!

its gusting windy around here, while no snow.
its rather too chilly.
i try to stay warm in my kotatsu while dogs are running
around outside.

I'm really stupid naked in yr bed!! I don't want to eat too much yr cookies!!
We're not let you play with yr friends still!!

...aweful lonely. day by day. I've never dated... let's get off with my stupid hands!!

I just got off!!

Are u out your mind????
or is your dumb brain in the sky?? tripping there??
man, u r fucking high, arent you?? u crazy man.

you tend to use ? too often.

He/She did .

Hello. Kathy.

no, im katrina.

You are kidding!
Your name is GONZAEMON!

I'm dipressing…
Why?
because ＣＯＬＤwwwww

dont be excited with nothing special.
what is driving you crazy?

Don't worry.
I'm OK!
Oh… I have stomachache!
Help mewwwwwww!

GONZAEMON,Get your gun!

Please tell me.
Blnet means black hair?

No. Brunet means brown.

Oh my god…
Brunet…
I'm fool.
Thank you.

&diams

♦

>>623
You are E.T?

I'm sleepy…
GOOD NIGHT!

TGIF

We're friends.

yukkuri

ｬｧ

work hard.
you have no time to access to the internet for your entertainment.

Take care

do you have holidays?

/.-./.-./.-./.com
/.-.com.com

I am NEET.
My parents take good care of me.
So I just play computer games all day!
Hahaha!

what an american like idea you have.
its a kind of a disease.

Anger, he smiles,
towering in shiny metallic purple armour
Queen Jealousy, envy waits behind him
Her fiery green gown sneers at the grassy ground

Blue are the life-giving waters taken for granted,
They quietly understand
Once happy turquoise armies lay opposite ready,
But wonder why the fight is on
But they're all bold as love, yeah, they're all bold as love
Yeah, they're all bold as love
Just ask the axis

My red is so confident that he flashes trophies of war,
and ribbons of euphoria
Orange is young, full of daring,
But very unsteady for the first go round
My yellow in this case is not so mellow
In fact I'm trying to say it's frigthened like me
And all these emotions of mine keep holding me from, eh,
Giving my life to a rainbow like you
But, I'm eh , yeah, I'm bold as love
Yeah, yeah
Well I'm bold, bold as love (hear me talking, girl)
I'm bold as love
Just ask the axis (he knows everything)
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah!

What are you guys thinking, using a pc set only for your entertainment in day?

>>635
you're Japanese, right?

his responce is always too long to read.

People here are just a bunch of losers.
I've got a hot date tonight.

So ?

dont pay attention to the descriminator.

I discriminate the discriminators.
Who gives a fuck about it ?
No one cares.

I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree.

lol-ita.

>>644
Are you on some kind of medication?
I think you're a real moron.

↑moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron ↑

>>646
lol

What is "lol" or "LoL" supposed to mean ?

laughing out loud

why no native appears recently?

He's on a christmas holiday.

Penis.

Fuck off, Bauer.

who is he?
mah, at least, im sure, he isnt native.

Grown-ups are always weighing themselves.
Grown-ups look in the mirror a lot.

It's a most unusual day.

I ejaculated on my Game Boy.

No one is here.

I'm here

you are illusion.
you are not here.

he is here

shit thread

take it easy, man.
dont give up hope.

Hang in there

WOR IS OVER
I try say.It's TEST.

WAR IS OVER

You mean "war is over" don't you ?

ill never be fished up !

sometimes I really think I better died two years ago.

I drasticaly agree.

its something a little bit scary♪

as long as you are a user of 2 ch, you cant feel like living.

(*^_^*)
I have a life.

improve you life again, young man.
you have no time to lose yourself in game boy or something,

DAVE,you are japanese!
we are friend

My Game Boy means a lot to me!
I can't live without it!
Space Invaders is the greatest game of all-time, you know.
And by the way, I'm not Japanese.
I live in Pizza Hut.

Fuck off !

(ToT)

space invader?
it was popular across japan more than 25 years ago.

Dave is fat funny guy I think

Yeah and they often tell him "Eat Pizza Dave!"

is he native?

He is a japanese, isn't he?

hey guys!i think it's really cool that you guys are actually
chatting in english in 2chan!

he can be bilingual.

Ok guys, here's a question.

What reminds you as you hear the story that a computer sings "Dasy" for Dave ?

I want to try to go outside next year.

I found NEET!

How is your life today?
everything is going well with you?

GOOD DAY!
I'm going to make a christmas tree.

I wasn't going to celebrate Christmas this year, but my mother and sister bought Christmas trees!

>>684
yea, he is japanese.
Foreign people don't use the word computer games.
They use the word video games.

(o^-')b yeah!

('u')YEAH!
I am crazy about"OIDEYO DOUBUTUNOMORI".
It's very exciting.

>>693
computer games gnd video games are different...

Nobody pay attention my question on >>687・・・

(o^-')b yeah!

http://media.spikedhumor.com/8944/Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swf

(o^-')b
Yeah!

>>697
are we supposed to answer "2001: a space odyssey"?

>>700
you steal the show from me。ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ。

Sorry!
~ヽ('ー`)ノ~

are you native while you can speak japanese?.

computer games are games played on the computer
console games are games played on a console.

>>701 Bingo !

It's make you happy!Happy Christmas!!
http://j.pic.to/27de1

('u')♪Let's humming

I want to have a penguine in my room for pet.

That's funny!

penguines are dangerous meat-eating animals.

(o^-')b yeah!

Only Godzilla is dangerous penguin.

Godzilla is a penguin that plays baseball, right?

This thread is vile.

Why Avril Lavinnne's breasts are so flat? She is a white woman, accodingly her breasts should be enlarged I think!!

you think me a sukebe ojisan, don't ya?

So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear ones
The old and the young
[Chorus:]
>A very merry Christmas
>And a happy New Year
>Let's hope it's a good one
>Without any fear
And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so Happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight
[chorus]
And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so Happy Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
[chorus]

>>716
I do not understand your line of reasoning.
Why should all white women get their breast enlarged?

>>719
it's nature for them to have thier big breasts I think!!
Can you get it?

>>720
It's your obsession.

so, accordingly to that statement, you are also saying that all white men should get their
penis enlarged, since that is only fair. Yes?

be serious。ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ。

>>721
Shut!!! it's not my obsession!!! You are a little boy who is too tiny and stupid to realize the truth!!
Boy! you should watch POKEMON and get sleep!!!

>>723
I am serious.

>>722
I am not intersted in white men's cocks!! Those kinds of male penis topic make me vomit! I ain't a gay!!

dont be abnormal。ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ。

>>726
So? I never said you were interested in men.
I only said that if you are of the opinion that all white women should have big breasts
then surely you are of the opinion that all white men should have big penis too,
since that is only fair.

OK. stupid boys, So,.. Let me show my theory on breasts
I think white women should have large breasts. Constituition should write to do so.
I have watched many foreign AVs, all actresses have large breasts.
Can you get my high-wise theory?

>>729
And if the constitution should write that all white women should have large breast,
then it also must write that all white men must have big penis, including you, yes?

>>730
that's right. but I am not a white man, I am an asian Ojisan

Big boobs get saggy and old much quicker. I like medium boobs. Big enough to be pleasant in your hand
but not so big they will sag to the floor, get old and wrinkly when the woman isn't even a granny yet.

>>731
Asians are white enough.

Actually, I often forget that asians aren't white. They're pale too.

The bigger , the better. it's a real point of breasts theory. But
Oppai theory says Fat females breasts are worst pattern and out of theory.

It needs to take 25 years for you to realize my oppai theory.
I have a Ph.D in breasts and wanking

Why are you talking about worman's breast?
There are many people, and that means many likings.
So why do you concern about other people's opinion?
I just can't get it.

>>735
"The bigger, the better" is about penis too.
your small penis will take 25 years to realize it is worthless for a real woman wwww

I love women with tiny tits, and enjoy porn sites with their pics.

World cup will be held next year, but I haven't seen a W cup wpman yet.

A curved pennis is better than a bigger pennis.
But your dominant hand shoud be correspond to your partner.

>>739
I have. And she was not fat. It was a very scary sight. Was not attractive at all.
I like big boobs, but that was just way too much.

Hey guys Im grad i meet yours lets talk about something.

Okay, okay, that's enough.
Now, I suppose that all you guys are introverts, so isolated indeed from society that you guys can't
share the common sense that people have a different tastes.
It'a pity, isn't it?

>>741
is that a human? I bet you were watching a female cow's site.

>>742
Can't you spell?

>>744
Yes, it was a female human. She had put in so much silicone in her boobs they were
bigger than big beach-balls.

742 means

Hey guys! I'm grad to see you. Let's talk about smoething.

Time for another pizza.

How wll you spend tomorrow? spend with your lover?
I am a single, I have no lover...

>>747
grad -> glad

I haven't had a girl friend.

Don't worry.
Most people here are single.

smoe ?
super moe?

>>743
No,no you should'nt think that. Nobody can be parfect.
today,no stars can be see in the sky. but it is fine Tomorrow,you will see stars.

I will sing a christmas song alone and after kiss a idol poster as a real girlfriend, and eat 2 pieces of cake I ordered yesterday.
you are laughing...

I'll spend tommorow with a female charactor of an anime.

>>755
you are a mental ill patient.

You guys are hilarious.

sigh...

>>755
What a pitiful man you are!

you are never alone guys. there is always molly and her five sisters.

I am virgin and I am 32 !
What do you do with me!!

>>762
i hate busu! Get away!!

>>762
so i told you!!! there is always molly and her five sisters by your side

>>762
To poor.There is goodness some time.

Hey! don't call me busu! I am a guy !

I am gay.

>>763
How Shit you are!

I want to know your favorite songs!!
I want to download some, what would you recommend??

>>769
i recommend you to download some of Yuko Ogura's songs

>>767
as hole!! shit!

>>769
konayuki of remioromen. It's very very good song!

you should download "i touch myself" by the divinyls

I watched a drama of 1-litter tear. I think 772 is a good song.

>>772
I have just DLed !!
because I loved it in today's M sute!

mother fucker !

通報しますた

>>774
yeah!Me too! you have a good sence. I had never seen this dorama without tear.

Konaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa part is the best.
That's just soooo touching!!

>>778
that's right, that drama teaches us something important.

i didnt watch that drama. is it good? who are the cast members?

konaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayukiiiiiiiiiiii neeeeeeeekokoromaaaaadeee

Erika Shirizawa is just too beautiful to be true!
I just kept overwhelmed by her while watching that drama!!

erika Sawajiri will be mine. she is a half of Japanese and French.

OH it's Sawajiri?? LOL
Anyway, she is gonna be big in the future.
You can expect alotof great things from her for sure.

Oh! everybody likes this dorama.
>>780
have you ever seen the movie→ttp://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=g8csJeHLxRY&search=konayuki
it's nice

When I reverse music of Jinglebel and listen
http://media.spikedhumor.com/8944/Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swf

That such an English message was hidden

how about only human? that's a good song i think.

>>788
yeah i like this one.

Only human.. is it the song sung by K in M ste superlive tonight?
It's also a tribute song for the drama, isn't it?
I think K is korean and he is realy a good singer. I was imperssed by his performance.
But I prefer KONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA because this one is more straightforward.
I love songs that's straight and powerful.

what a terrible internets it is.

I like Fire by Ben Folds.

I don't agree with your opinion.
I feel nasty when I watch a TV drama like "1-liter tear" because It's after all made by
the director who always tries to make the film more miserable.
And this very act of exaggeration implies his intention connected something dirty - say,
program rating (that determines the price for the commercial message in the program).
This process is really commertially one.
It is true that "1-liter tear" provide us precious chance to ponder what life is.
But vie the TV program sponsored by money-oriented society.

Oh, I've detected a spelling miss in my last sentence.
Please replace "vie" with "via" when you read it.

What opinion are you talking about?
Please specify it.

(o＾-')b yeah!

http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20051218.html
Adamantium Hymen

>>787
死ねばいいのに
ってどういやいいんだろ

>>798
Ｆｕｃｋ　ｏｆｆ　ａｎｄ　ｄｉｅ

Good evening everyone.
Today, 24 Dec, is Cristmas Eve.
Yesterday, I had been lamenting that Chrismas is such a nasty day for me.
But, once it comes, my fear and anxiety turn out to be something worthless to worry about.
It is, after all, the custom of the Western society and imported to Japan only recently (after the WW2).
So recently indeed that no Japanese seems to enjoy in genuine religious sence.
What we see in everywhere in 24 Dec is parallel to what people in Meiji era would have see in "Rokumeikan".
Then, with what attitude did they, the people in Meiji era, see that nonsense act?
Worship? Awe? Envy? Or pride perhaps? ― none of them.
Actually, they looked down on the people dancing away uneasily, without knowing in what point dancing is fun.
Go back to the matter of Cristmas today.
They, fuck'in lovers, don't seems to know what Cristmas realy is.
But with no religious, pious idea they spend 24 Dec fucking away.
We should throw unneccessary concern away from our mind.

>>798
Don't be gullible, Mcfly! LOL

enjoy yourself.

>>801
didn't you know that they've deleted the word GULLIBLE from
dictionaries.

知的↑

>>804
Don't be gullible, Mcfly! LOL

>>
Don't be so gullible, Mcfly! LOL

>>803
Holy shit! You're right!
Strange.

I'm not that gullible.

MAS/K-tan gone?

I want to be very happy. I will be very happy.

make ass of yourself

>>810
What do you mean?

i feel so very lonely and cold.
i wish my girlfriend was not away visiting friends.

You are an idiot!
Hahaha!
Ahahahaha!

Don't laugh!

>>813
I bet she's cheating on you.

Dave→devu→fat

That's not a nice thing to say!

デイヴさん私とメールしませんか？

hello, every body.
i lkie ppl like you, killing time here even in day.

its time to join the club.

I am lonely

Hello, hicky.

I am hicky, I want a pretty and kind girlfriend to reduce my loneliness.

I am hicky but you are NEETs, there is a little diffrence between us.

anyway get a job as soon as possible or you lose yourself.

I'm horny!

Honey, Honey, Honey♪

Hey, How's it going?

Pretty gooooooooood!!!!

hi, its not too bad.

I'm in Sapporo, it is snowing hard..

its a little bit gusting here.

My bf is living abroad, we cant see each other through the end of the year.

I don't want a lot for chrismas

the same day, the same shit.

hello, someone who is ready.

Single men and women are cool!

Hi, Devu.

>>838
Why do you think so?

Hi!
I'm going to NZ next summer.

I am eating christmas dinner alone

>>840
Because they are strong enough to live alone.

The day after next year Will I spend with Aoi miyazaki

>>844
How do you do that?

>>845
eating dinner with her, watching a movie and after doing something hot for proving each other

>>846
How do you get to know her in the first place?

>>847
There is no specific plan I have around now, but my dream will come true

>>848
Are you gay?

>>849
Are you crazy? I am a man who loves Aoi Miyazaki! I ain't a gay!!

>>850
Whatever you say.
You just don't know what you really are.

　　 　 　　 ☆ 　
　　　　　　 ｜＼
　　　　　　 ∴∴∴ 　　 　
　　　　　 　/:彡ミ゛ヽ;）ー､　. . .: ::::::::::::::::::::::::
　　　　　 / :::/:: ヽ、ヽ、 ::i . .:: :.: ::: . ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
　　 　　 / :::/;;: 　 ヽ　ヽ ::ｌ　. :. :. .:: : :: :: :::::::: : ::::::::::::::::::
￣￣￣（_,ノ ￣￣￣ヽ､_ノ￣

My God...!

Who, they?>843

Nulpo

gattu!
>
854

Alrigh

holiday in roma

Huh?

hello, everybody who is suffering from lonliness.

Roma=x
Rome=o

Are you native american?

>>860
Fuck off, Bauer.

What do you mean by Bauer?

>>853
Single people.

I'm single ,too.

でーべー乙！

i think he is not an indian.

だーびーまだおる？

There is a hidden message in Jingle-Bell.
Have you heart of it?

ttp://media.spikedhumor.com/8944/Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swf

hello?

I'm busy watching Moa tan.

ザパニーズ乙

How come "The Roman Holiday" is on air tonight ! That's pretty boring.
"Die Hard" gotta be the best movie to watch at christmas night.
Don't you think so guys ?

(o^-')b yeah!

Hello.

Nobody comes here.
May be they can't take eyes off Mr.Marik's magic show on TV.

I'm back.
I'm watching a Gundam movie alone.
I had pizza for dinner.

I found Ｏ･Ｔ･Ａ･Ｋ･Ｕ.

whats up?

I am really being angry with China,
(A)which is targetting Japan with nuclear missiles,
(B)intruding into Japanese territorial waters and airspace,
and (C)spreading bird-flu and harmful chemicals.

harmful chemicals?

benzene in River Amur, flowing into Sea of Okhotsk.

Recently there are anti-China and anti-Korea mood in Japan, especially in younger generation.
But, what is often forgotten is the fact that such excessive criticism is, not unfrequently,
made by the people who is too biased that they apt to take all the source which is useful to condemn
China or Korea while they always, consciously or unconsciously, overlook the facts which would obstacle to criticize.

many cocksuckers in hereeeee!!hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

(o^-')b yeah!

don't laugh

We are seeing not anti-China and anti-Korea mood in Japan,
but many facts of their(AUTHORITALIAN COMMUNIST) ugly behaviors
and understanding of post-war world.
They should decide their geo-political standing-point,
either of AUTHORITALIAN COMMUNIST(along with Putin'Russia),
or of democrats with economic freedom.
Japan has decided its geo-political standing-point of
democrats with economic freedom just this year.

100 years ago, the analogous dramas happened at this east Asia.
Dum Chinese and Korean governaors hesitated participation
in the neoliberalism alliance with imperialism.

Peace!

>>887
You're simply nonsense!
And I can't see what you're referring to when you use the term "neoliberalism alliance with imperialism".

sorry for my harmful English.

correctly "alliance with neoliberalistic neoimperialism".

neoliberalist=Bernanke considering institutional arrangements
neoimperialism=Bush speaking to the UN

sorry again.

Correctly
"100 years ago, the analogous dramas happened at this east Asia.
Dum Chinese and Korean governaors hesitated participation in the alliance with liberalist imperialism. "

and also
"Japan has declared its geo-political standing-point of
alliance with neoliberalistic neoimperialism just this year."

neoliberalist=Bernanke considering institutional arrangements
neoimperialism=Bush speaking to the UN

i belive in kamy but i dont belive in god.

>>891
Now, I can complehend what "neoliberalism alliance with imperialism" is.
But what happened "100 years ago"?
You're referring to "Daitoua Kyoueiken" in the Pacific War?

Merry Christmas everybody.

ttp://www.geocities.com/ktan2ch/xmas2005ktan.JPG
It's only a sketch though. Won't have time to ink it today.
Also, I don't have a scanner. That's just a screenshot.
Ah well, gotta dash. See you all later.

Merry Christmas!!
k-tan,your picture is cute!
I like it!

>>893

Sorry^3

Correctly "arround 140 years ago"

But my English ability is not enough to explain what happened
arround 140 years ago. So I'll put a reference below,

長井雅楽 航海遠略論
出典: フリー百科事典『ウィキペディア（Wikipedia）』
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%95%B7%E4%BA%95%E9%9B%85%E6%A5%BD

なんかおすすめのAVある？

nothing

Good evening everyone.
Today, 24 Dec, is Cristmas Eve.
Yesterday, I had been lamenting that Chrismas is such a nasty day for me.
But, once it comes, my fear and anxiety turn out to be something worthless to worry about.
It is, after all, the custom of the Western society and imported to Japan only recently (after the WW2).
So recently indeed that no Japanese seems to enjoy in genuine religious sence.
What we see in everywhere in 24 Dec is parallel to what people in Meiji era would have see in "Rokumeikan".
Then, with what attitude did they, the people in Meiji era, see that nonsense act?
Worship? Awe? Envy? Or pride perhaps? ― none of them.
Actually, they looked down on the people dancing away uneasily, without knowing in what point dancing is fun.
Go back to the matter of Cristmas today.
They, fuck'in lovers, don't seems to know what Cristmas realy is.
But with no religious, pious idea they spend 24 Dec fucking away.
We should throw unneccessary concern away from our mind.

christmas cake (o^-')b yeah!

>>894
Merry Cristmas TO everyone

日本人はほとんどが無宗教なので
Happy Holidaysが適切

>>897
http://www.stardust.co.jp/file/profile/sawajiri.html

　　　　 ☆
　　　　 人
　　　 .ノoゝ
　　　ノ;;;;　ゝ
　　　ﾉ(,,ﾟДﾟ) Ringringringringring banana bells all the way!
　　.ノ(ﾉ; ◎;つ
　　ノ..＆, ,......ゝ
　　 ﾍﾆﾆﾆﾆ7
　　　 ∪~∪

silent night holy night♪

Fuck off

>>905
FUCKOFFってどういう意味？

i found a bunch of christmas AA at
http://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1102181453

Are there any other places with funny xmas AA?

hmm. need to go again, be back later or tomorrow.

>>906
死ね

クリスマスイブというのにキチガイは相変わらずだね。

>>909
Fuck off

>>901
街中がメリークリスマスなわけだが。。。

i want to sing last christmas, but i cant.

la〜st CHRISTMAS

>>912
http://www.mp3-network.net/christmas.html
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/wham/lastchristmas.html

im going to buy a givengaway christmas cake
tomorrw at ampm.
i love deadstock(o^-')b yeah!

Princes Ann often said "Thank you".
And She cut her long hair.
She met a man,and they fall in love.

I am not sleepy at all now. What's the matter with me!

oda looks cool on ice.

>>899
Who are you?
It's what I contributed yesterday!!

i like ando better than asada.

i want to avoid hustle and bustle of a big city.

>>918
Ya,I'm seen so.

>>920

I dont give a fuck what you know, I'm going to kill you anyway.

I like pussy. I want to insert to pussy.
would you mind inserting the pussy?

... i think i have a sore throat.

>>925
Me too.

Merry Christmas!

>>921
It's a good feeling.
Have you read Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou?

You know, it's strange... even people who don't seem to be racist at all, seem to have at least 1 or 2 problems with China and their government.

I've never met any non-Chinese who had any particular love for China. I liked the food, though.

Korea's demand for better fighter jets than Japan was rejected by the US.
Hahaha!

ダービーおはよ〜

roll up, roll up, roll up
see the show
ill be there
ill be there
i will be there