English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART �I

Please say something, anything in English!
Don't mind the others, just talk to yourself!

English Monologue(英語で独り言)
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1077553727/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART 2
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1084892826/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ３
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1092418854/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ４
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1095365590/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ５
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1098797820/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ６
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1101529732/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ７
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1103938145/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ８
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1110298355/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ９
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1116932009/
English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ９
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1116941553/

Do not use machine-depending characters in the thread title!!!!

>>1　GJ！？

im so sad that he's leaving here this saturday...

I want new chatter thread.

old chatter thread was wasted worse than usual

I get a strong migraine, But I have no medicine now.
Kaela's tender smile is the best medicine for me to cure my spliting headache.

>>8
you should try drink the water of her pussy.

it will cure your headache i think

I have a strong headache. It really hurts.

my body is very sore

and I have many bruises

why did one person waste all the remain chatter thread?

it seems selfish

>>9
Don't give me such an offencive advice. She is never type of girl.

>>12
he was bored

i think it's good that americans comes to 2ch!

You morons cannot understand the truth!

what truth?
the truth for me is that i must stop being lazy and stop do things

why did that american not like to reveal himself?

i don't think he needs to hide

>>13
but the wetness between her legs is surely a good medicine
and Kaela wants to help your head

'With or without you' is one of the good songs. I made decision to sing this song on her birthday.

I eat a caw yesterday dinner. I think delicious.
You know? Baby!

I too must stop being the lazy

I must accomplish something

>>22

Your english is down than me. Study!

I study English USA. My English is native speaker.

>>23
I do not agree that your enlish is better than mine.
but to study is a good thought

first i think i will clean

>>19
You should die ASAP, moron!

You should improve your English, the thing you should do firstly is give up stalking and harassing yukorin

>>24
it is a lie

>>26
you do not want help from kaela?

is there a point....?

>>29
you idiot! My Kaela is busy having her picture taken as a model now.
So I don't want to intervine in her job.

>>31
how could you know that unless you are stalker

>>25
Sorry, I was rude. I was just wondering if even my broken English
can make sense to others. You seemed to be able to understand me.
But I couldn't know what you mean by "first i think i will clean."

It looks like I should concentrate on reading rather than writing,
so I can understand others.

See you.

>>31
i think kaela would want to help you and pause from a job
to let you lick her to cure your head ache

>>33
i mean i should clean my room
before i begin with study

>>32
Don't call me stalker, you perfect idiot!!!!!I am her wise knight!
Don't let me say so many many times!!
the reason why I know her schedule? because I am her knighr, we love each other.

Do you know Abiru You has come back on the TV program?
We were desparate for her coming back. Finally we can enjoy
her trash talk again!

Your fucking stupidess makes my headache stronger.

i think some natives come to this thread and make fun of us

are there any natives here?
if so
please tell me:
"just average CD." - is this sound unnatural?

What's going on?

My name is God and I am here to slay the human race.

if you continue to chat here i will race some hell here

I'm not goot at writing English.
uwaaaaaaaaa

Amen.

I want to be very happy.

i want to study english.
but i wonder if i have somthing to learn here.

It is so ridculous for that Kaela stalker to get so angry all the time.

If he wouldn't say such ridiculous things like he is a knight others
would not call him stalker.

he claimed he is lover of Kaela yet he got mad at the suggestion
they have sex. it is hard to understand

This board doesn't cut out for a learner of English.
There are many crazy jobless men here

I have never seen a native come and make fun of people here.

Maybe >>39 means Dwaine

doesn't cut out→isn't cut out

Has he finally subdued his migraine?

>>50
you just dont understand a hidden irony in their messages

Έχει κατακτήσει τελικά την ημικρανία του;

im interested in a hicky life.
hello, hickies.

i think hickies just need to get a medical help.
that's all

I know perfect chinese(both mandarin and canto) and korean!
im great man!

entertain me !

>>53
do you understand such a message?

can you give an example?

all I wanted was a pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me!
just a pepsi, just one pepsi and she wouldnt do it,
she wouldn't give it to, just a pepsi!

>>60
she hates you?

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i have no money.

neither do i

me, too.

i need money.

i have a plenty of money. but i dont give it you

kima ga

oppai oppai

Star Wars Episode III was not very good. It was better than I and II
but still it was not a good movie i think

who is watching the movie of Glass House?

what do you think of the girl who is the main actress?

she is hot

hey guys. this is first time i came here.
is this place about talk english or talk about english??
which one???

hey guys. this is first time i came here.
is this place about talk english or talk about english??
which one???

talk in english

poop

creep

please create new chatter thread!

creep?

there will never be new chatter thread
hahahahah!

i like to eat cheese

There is one who calls himself the knight of Kaela. that is ok.
I am Kaela's lover and we sex every night.

Thank you mr.knight for protecting my lover

no im kaela lover!!! not you

kaela wants you to buu her goods!!!!!!
do it
ttp://www.amazon.co.jp/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index=
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a g e .
talk w

Today is a good day to die.

yes.
go on a hiking to the ocean of trees.

I am reading a book called "Raumschiff Japan" by Hisako Matsubara.
It's very entertaining to read. It's also fun to try and verify her assertions in online encyclopediae.

still no chatter thread?

singing on the rain

singing IN the rain

i want new chatter thread. i dont have anything to do today

cheer up emo japs!

hello, hickies.
how is your jobless life going?
or have you already had a job?

im not hickie

hello, neet.

hello neet! >>96
what are you doing now?
probably sitting and browsing 2ch all day? you sad fuck
get out

part 10 meets part 9

we can finish part "9" and then finish this thread and the... create new thread
but not "PART 11", no. PART 12 !!!!!

i got 100

i want to use >>101 for my hair.

You are fuckin' NEET!

what is neet?

>>103
jobless

NEETs means jobless idiots who love yukorin.

no, it isnt enough.
i need an accurate expalanation.

Not in Employment, Education or Training

Not in Education, Emplyment or Training,

accurate expalanation:
NEET IS U

Me?I ain't a NEET, I am just 35aged warehouseworker who is crazy about Hilary Duff.

hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im not from japan or america.
can you translate this from me:
tokyo no keshiki ga tobesateshima (or mo)

I can't understand what you are speaking.
You are more foolish than my boss in warehouse.

Server will be down soon.

do you earn enough money on that warehouse job?!?!?!?

shimada shinsuke is surely ugly. but since he is famous he must have
no trouble attracting women.

although he is single....

>>82
What are you crazy? Kaela is mine, never your lover! Are you able to understand this? You the most insane idiot!

>>116
What? How can you say such a thing when Kaela was with me all last
night. She is surely mine

You are obviously the idiot

Use talk with yukari thread for the chatter thread

let's have a tea break!

I wonder when the historical phase of global neo-colonialism will end.

>>120
when WWIII kills 80% of the world

dont forget♪you have something more valuable than money♪
donr forget♪i have nothing more important than you♪

i think the same thing.

NHK BS,stop airing NBA.
Only MLB,please!

I feel sleepy.
Oh! It's already three.
I have to go to bed.

do you know what time is there?
i think im on the brink of disaster

i am so fucking horny. i havent had sex in almost a year now.
it makes it hard to concentrate on other things. i need sex now!
i want to fuck again, and lick vagina and suck on clitoirses and play
a woman's breasts. Damnit!

>>127 Don't forget to lick her anus, too.

>>128
no, i don't do that

fuck fuck fuck! i hate my computer! i turn on it today and my windows is totaly
fucked up!!! what the fuck!!!!! i hate it!!!!!!

>>129 She will love you so much more if you will lick her anus. You should try it.
It is jolly good fun!

Peek-a-boo! I see you! Can you see my anus? Come on, put your tongue in there.
LICK IT!!!!
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Yesterday, I watched a documentation about the Chaos Days in
Hannover, Germany in 1995. Very entertaining, to say the least!

>to say the least!

please say the most!!

Because we have another one made already here.

ha ha ha
there are TWO monologue thread with "part 9" so this thread should be part 11 not
10

Just take the knives and save yourself.

Monologue can be monotonous.

Sweet queen bee.

im tired of being happy for other people.

I wanna meet you...

My work was very busy in the morning.
I'll go to have a lunch.
What shall I eat? It's the problem. My lunch time
is always later than one thirty or two o'clock.
It's rather late.

Meaningless to talk about, isn't it?

monologue is a kind of diary.
to write diary in english makes me happy.
and if someone read it and feel something about it,
it'll be more happyer, isn't it?

more happyer →　much happier

again →　it'll be much happier, won't it?

I read about the celebration of American Indian, here.
Though I didn't write anything about it, it was
very interesting.
( Japanese must be a kind of Indian tribes.)
This type of communication may be good for Japanese
people that is said too shy.

too much work
tired

little work
bored

I was invited to a formal dinner the end of this month.
What should I wear at that occasion. I have some suits,
but they aren't cool. I want to buy a new good one.
Cool means not the antonym of hot.

i've just finished my work of today.
i've got good much money.
i feel happy getting money.
how are you all?

You should be wear naked. Showing your small cock. it is cool i think.

>>151 yea, i'll wear a suits made of lace cloth.
how about black lace one?

>>152 how much money do you earn today?

i've got one or two hundred thousand yen.
i usually get 3 million yen in a month.

>>152 how can you wear naked.
you'd better say wear nothing, wouldn't you?

You are NEETs, so you can't earn 1 yen while staying in your dirty room.

>>156
You'd better say, "you'd better say wear nothing, didn't you?", didn't you?

>>157 You'd better say "even one yen" ?

some one is attacking our english grammar.

>>159
You moron! Don't talk back!

Father forgive them for they know not what they do.

>>157
well what are you asshole?

graduate school is the cause of my stress, it would be better
if I quit.

I but ive never quit anything before and it seems wrong.

Do you have to graduate from school.?
How stressful it is!

I guess I don't have to graduate from graduate-school. But I am
at the end of my program (I have been in graduate school for two
years now) and have only my thesis to write. But I am not interested
in my topic and when I try to write I just get frustrated and angry
and end up not getting anything done. So I find ways to avoid writing
my thesis, doing almost anything to keep myself busy.

Also because my parents have supported me I would feel bad about
quiting because it would be like wasting their money.

I really just want an ordinary job and to make my own money and
not worry about the pettyness of the academic world anymore.

>166 oh, graduate school, i understand.
i thought you made a grammatical error and did not write "to" before
"graduate."

>>166
I'm gonna quit graduate-school next spring.
The only difference between you and me is that
I am at the beginning of my program and actually
now taking an year off.

My mom said to me, "I'm not happy at all even if you
graduate from a good school or get a good job as long as
you're not healthy both phisically and mentally".
Until then I felt really sorry to my parents for being away from
school for an year, but now I'm really happy with my life.

Sorry for my crappy writing but i don't have enough time to check.

>>168
I had been smarter like you, I would have quit early into my program
instead of trying to perserve and making myself crazy. My parents have
sad similar things recently, but I still feel like I owe them something
for the last two years.

Of course there is also the problem of if I quit I'll have to leave Japan
and I really don't feel like going back to work in America. Id much
rather work here, but there are few opportunities outside of English
teaching for an American like me. My Japanese isn't quite good enough
and I don't have the time to make it good enough now.

oh well

There are some times when we have to change
the course in our life. I also had to change my course.
I sometimes feel sad, but our life is controlled by our
destiney. The only thing I can is to give up and forget it.

>>170
That's a really nice way of putting it.

Im going to try to graduate in February. If I can't finish by
then, then Im definately going to quit

... may the force be with you.

Abiru You looks very attractive and cute. No other girls is
a match for her.

People have to act foolish to be remembered.

Fuck Star Wars

May the Force be with you!

No force is with you, though.

No, Fuck Star Wars

they really aren't that good of movies.
the old ones were pretty good
but the new ones are terrible

You refer to the episode 1-3 as old?

no I mean when they were made.
episode 4-6 are the old ones and 1-3 are the new ones

Did you see the episode 3 yet? I thought it would be on the road
on this Saturday.

Yeah I saw episode 3 already. The internet allows such things.
A friend downloaded it and get me a copy. It would be better to
see in a movie theatre I think though

Are you talking about a pirate copy?
Maybe I'm being too careful but it may be
wiser not to mention such things on a public BBS.

Anyhow, was episode 3 worth paying 2000yen for?

>>183
I didn't buy it. and if I am going to get arrested for something
downloaded off the internet, then they should probably arrest
everyone else as well.

I don't think it was worth paying for. Maybe just to see the
special effects and I think the sound would be impressive in the
theatre. But the acting was very bad and the story isn't really
that good or well written. But then I did not see the Japanese
subtitles so I don't know if they are good or not

>>169
so you're not from Japan... then that would be another
cause that makes you feel terrible about quiting...

well, I do hope that however things are gonna be,
you'll get through with this.
and also i hope you'll come and leave your say sometime.

>>184
Ya,ya. Like I said, maybe I was being too careful.

Pity the acting isn't good considering all the bunch of actors
that must have turned up for the auditions.

Judo gorilla who was remodeled by The Sexman dispensed feces to the city.

>>185
You'll hope I come and leave my what? Sorry I didn't quite follow that
last part.

>>188
Maybe he wanted to say, "I want you to come and post some here in this thread
after you leave Japan."

I have no time to be busy.

i have just killed the chat thread.
good job me

all i can say is that
really i have nothing to say
so i just listen to your breath
dont talk
just listen
dont talk
just listen

>>191
i was me
not you

are you available now?

>>193
you just snuck in and stole 1000.
I actually did all the work

i am available

are you from london?
were you involved in the london blasts?

no and no.
but i am available

dont let me down♪
why dont you fly to london?

I have a bad feeling about this.

about what? ...
I'm in maniac mode now, I want to read everything that interest me
watch every interesting movie and listen every interesting CD.
dont know why

why the hell is orange range so popular?

i don't understand it.

I agree with you.
they are simulating others.

why do you know so much it?

LET'S ROCK

Good morning, everybody.

Good morning, sir.

I have a pen. What is this?

It is an orange.

No, this is a pen. Then, what is this?

It is a cat.

No, this is a pen.

I is an pencil.

I am sleepy very much indeed.

sounds pretty good.

I'm still wondering what to do today,
but I'll end up in staying at home with nothing after all....

It's a fine day today.
I'm all excitement.

What are you exited with?

I have a slight headache right now.

you need aspirin.

I took a bath and my headache is gone♪

I'm very sleepy.
but,he doesn't come home still.
I want to sleep.

Is there anything else? stinky bitch.

I need you desperately, but you are not here. I wanna make love to you.
I can't stand it any more. I'm wet just thinking about you.
I slid my index finger under my lingerie. I'm fondling my swollen clit.
I'm touching and pinching it. I'm moving my finger in a circular motion
around my vagina. I feel like inserting something into my hole.
I took out a penis-shaped vibrator. I turned it on and it feels so nice.

I'm getting horny reading above.

<チラシの裏>
Have you ever felt like cooking medieval meal?

feel like 〜ingで、〜したいと思う。
この場合は「今まで、中世料理を作ってみたいと思ったことがある？」
</チラシの裏>

For a while I didn't insert it and was only stimulating my pink clit
and enjoying the vibration. It was just great and seemed like my spinal
nerves were also reacting... More and more juice is flowing out of my pussy
and my bed sheets are all wet. As I imagined my darling's large erecting cock,
I slowly inserted the vibrator into my juicy vagina. Ah, this is just
what I wanted, I thought. This feeling that I can't resist...My whole body
was embraced with happiness. As I repeated the up and down motion, my mind went
blank. Oh, I'm almost there...Then I reached the orgasm.....

>>221
too bad your man is so busy that you have to do it alone

she is adalt? isn't it?

Who are you referring to, she?
Is it ok if we take she as Yukorin?
She's often mentioned here in 2ch, because she's pretty.

Only a guy has been keeping to KK.

Don't call me an idiot, dude. I just wanted to share with you
the most intersting topic in the world, you know, about girls.

I need time to collect my thoughts...
I don't think I've ever been taught...

Usually Ive been able to make friends wherever Ive lived. But in the
two years Ive lived in Tokyo I haven't really been able to make any.
My best friend in Tokyo recently had to move away. And my only other
good friend is too busy with her job and her boyfriend to have time to
see me. And I don't expect her to make time for me, and I won't ask her
to make time for me either.

I don't understand why this time is so different. Im so fucking lonely.
I don't really have anyone to share my interests with or to go do the kinds
of things I used to do with my old friends. I end up having to do a lot of things
by myself. Its not as fun. Im so fucking alone...

It's difficult to make friends in Japan.

Judo gorilla's foolishness was intolerable for me.

>>229
I made friends quite easily back in Osaka. What is it about Tokyo???

I went swimming at a local lake this morning.
The water was warm, there just a few people there
and the ducks were still sleeping.

It was very lovely.

haha i am alone all my life. and i get used to it. i dont need friends.

>>232
you better get out of the habit of using drugs man

well unlike 233 I do need friends.
a hot girlfriend would be nice too

It is Monday again.
And this Monday I am facing looks unfriendly.
What is wrong with you? What is wrong with me?

We are born alone and die alone.
So it's rather natural being alone in our life.

lets go to sweet pub to make friend!!
you should talk with many over drinking beer if you dont be shy
and such pubs often have some magazines for foreigners in japan
you may get more friends soon!!

>>238
Ok, lets go. I haven't been out much lately so I suppose it would
be a good idea. And I do love beer!

>>239
thats fine you love beer!
recommends are ales like guiness, bass, and bishopsfinger
these mellow beers with good talking are sooo sweet
and when the day band plays your new friends will be really excited without their age and position

>>240
I agree ales are nice. There is a limited variety in Japan it seems.
I don't really like Belgium style ale so much so I have even less
choise. Bass is a good pale ale, but i miss the amber ales of England
Guiness is actually a stout, but is nice all the same.

Summer is a season that yearning and resignation meet.

>>241
you seems to have drunk various
oh, and I had misunderstood about guiness...I should study again, and Ill try belgium ales.lol
yes surely such beers are not popular in Japan still now though we get to buy canned guiness in ordinary supermarkets
and I really love budvar!! once drinking it down I don't want to American budweiser anymore

When you give up your hope, a whole new life will open up itself for you.

"Wake up and smell the coffee!"
I love coffee.

>>243
Its true, I have tried a lot of different kinds of beers: stouts, ales,
lagers, oatmeal stouts, porters, pilners, weissens, hefe weissen...
In fact there is a small local beer brewery only 15 minutes from my
parents home in my hometown. I certainly miss having many choices of beer.
In my home town in the coveience stores
you could choose from over 20 stlyes and brands of beer; even Japanese beer.

Ah well. Japanese lager isn't bad. I just miss having lots of
flavors of beer to choose from.

I prefer tea to coffee

Oh my goodness. Some people are having a conversation on this monologue thread.
All right, I am going to have a conversation with myself.

>>248
Go ahead. I'm with you.

>>249
Thank you very much. I appreciate you kindness.

Oh lord. This is much more miserable than I imagined!
I think I ought to put myself out of misery....

i think you are net, urban predator.
but dont worry i can understand your feelings

I mean you are NEET, not net

Am I neat? Well, I'm flattered.

you are kim bauer

Sometimes ignorance can be cute.
Sometimes knowledge can be ugly.

how do you do
kim bauer?
is life hard on you? are you still hiding in your dark room?

you can go out everytime you want,and start all your life again.
just letting you know,

Make me laugh. And I'll make you cry.

go and try it, you hicky. but you better listen to my words carefully,
your future is dark

Make me cry. And I'll make you laugh.

it's all you can say. I say, this is very very sad. I also can sense some kind of
aniexty on the other side of display.

Sarcasm, thy name is gealousy.

why do you hide in your room? you know life is full of wonderful things!
and your dark room is full of horrible things, horrible memories of humilation and
all other horrible things!

Lord, forgive me.

Sarcasm, thy name is jealousy.

yeah, i can see how it's hard for you to life! everytime you see a happy people
you grow jealousy and become sad because your life is nothing. i feel sorry for you.

but everyone have a problems so i can understand you

I was on a train and happened to look at in front of me to find
the man opning his fly. I thought whether I should tell him or not.

>>234
what

still no one is here. punpun

I'm here.

wrere are you?
i cant see you.

Love and Peace are almost all I ask.

>Urban Predator
Your last post made less sense than ever...and
your existance is patheticly sad. Everything
said about you is correct, and the only flaw
included in those other comments are that they
feel or do think that they should feel bad for
you; that would be a horrible mistake. You`re not
even close to be something that is worth being sorry for.

Lord, the new comer is picking on me again.
Maybe he/she is jealous of my pretty name.

Please just kill yourself.
The way you talk is just really... childish and pathetic.
You`re existince really seems useless and not needed in this world.
Hurry up and get run over a truck or something.

Good evening! I am a hot girl! Would any of you guys like to lick my anus?

Sticks and stones.

Come on boys, don't fight. You should lick my anus. You will feel very happy.

I am happy to quote:
A wise man never courts danger.

I must catch up with my reading.
I have been much bookless lately.

>>280
What are you reading?

Have mercy. Someone is talking to me on this monologue thread.
Well, I will tell you on the sly. Check up on my e-mail address field.

I think all can urban predator read is dazai osamu novells!
he is a crazy dazai osamu fanatic!

When I want to read books, I have no time to do so.
When I have the time to read, I have something else I want to do.

Pro-China politicians must die.

The morning mist touched gently on my skin.
It was almost a magic of one summer day.

Such a silly sentences you wrote will make square gorilla angry.

I know I don't know about what I don't know.

I don't know what I should do from now on.

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men.
----Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

pain is only temperary but glory is forever!

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Has the Force already been with you?

it's gone

>>293
Fuck Star Wars.

Only the old Star Wars movies are any good (ep. 4-6). The new ones
are crap and only loved by insane Star Wars nerds

>>293
Fuck Star Wars.

Only the old Star Wars movies are any good (ep. 4-6). The new ones
are crap and only loved by insane Star Wars nerds

>>295

i totally agree with you

i can't find anything creative in new seriese
they're almost remakes of the first series

This Japanese keyboard is very strange!
いt　つｒんｓ　ｍｙ　をｒｄｓ　いんと　ひらがな if i hit the wrong button

I'm high school student.I got a test.I died…

"Obi-Wan"
You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.....

I feel summer aproaching toward my room.

I crave for the autumn breeze.

It's so hot as hell inside
I cannot help turning on the air conditioner.

You need to die.

You can be much stronger with the darkside of the Force.

May the force be with me, for the next exam.

Nothing can stop me.

Star wars is a piece of crap after 20 years since its birth.
No kids would watch it. It's too cheap.

I am thirsty.

I am thirsty for knowledge.

Internet radio programs are too difficult to understand.

You cannot underestimate the power of the darkside of the Force.

>>298
日本語のまま書いたのか。w

Nothing to lose.
I'm kidding.w

Rie Aikawa who is a CX annouser. she is very pretty. Her smile gives me some comfort

This strange thread even now lasts. Japanese like talking
to themselves.

The only rule that will always be valid is: Experiment!

shock!she is blue color allergy. she doesn't touch blue thing

I have to concentrate on concentration.

I sense this thread is strong with the Force.

Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son!

hmm Can I go abroad with no other?

I have no confidence

this is a wierd thred but good one. Anyone can write anything
without being pointed out the mistakes in the text.
At the same time, I feel that we are being read by someone.

Dear Vader
Could you give me your mask and helmet?

Episode 3 is the best of all SW epidoes by far!

>>323
Sorry, I need my helmet and mask to breathe. However, if you're
interested in masks and helmets, you're welcome to join The Empire
and you can wear the stylish and bold Stormtrooper armor. Or, if
you're more daring, you can fight your best friend, after betraying
your fellow Jedis and all the ones you love, on a volcano planet
and become horribly injured and scarred -just like I did!

>>324
Personally, my favorite is Episode V since I get to destroy a rebel
base, hire bounty hunters, freeze that jerk Han Solo in carbonite
(the best part is that it keeps his hands off my daughter), and
reveal to Luke I am his father and defeat him in a lightsaber duel.

People said that you can destroy the Sith, not join them.

Talking to myself and feeling old♪

As I was walking home at night someone patted me on the shoulder.
And he said “Can you go with me?”
He looked a suspicious man so I ran for my life.

I have a friend in Japan, and despite our huge difference in age,
he is always being so kind towards me. When I told that my favorite
band is X JAPAN, he sent me one of their albums just a few days
afterwards. He also wanted to try listening to some of the bands
I usually listen to, even though it might not be his style of music
at all. When I visited him in Niigata, he bought me manga and
doujinshi as gifts, even though I said I had some money myself.
We only have contact by mail, but it is really fun to be able to
communicate with a person as kind as him.

The idiot monkey I hated loved soccer.

I don't like monkey.

In fact, I hate monkey.

My sunburnt skin is peeling off now.
I find it a very interesting phenomenon.

The silliest part about getting older is making remarks
about the idiosyncrasies of getting older.

It's not old. Just older.

You don't have to be old to be wise.

He said You should go on your own. I was too sad to take his words.
But it was quite a while before I discovered thatI didn’t cling to love.

Save the earth

> http://pr.mail.yahoo.co.jp/ondanka/

My summer school will end in this week! Then after that, i can spend my lest of
summer vacation in Japan!! yeah! Everyone say that i do not have summer HW like in Japan.
It is true that we don't have much, if we compare to Japan's, but still, we have it. dam!!
I have not started yet...
Anyone...Help me!
Is there anyone who read "Brave New World"?? Spike note tell me nothing!!god!

members of the futsal team I play on organized a big outing to enoshima
last weekend. I met a co-worker of one of my team mates who was really
cute and had a great personality. I thought we were getting a long very
well. She even let me touch her ass (we were talking about muscle tone,
and because she is a tae-kwon-do athlete). It was a good start I figured
we were both talking and drinking freely. The next day (everyone stayed at
a hotel near the beach) we walked around some more, but i was tired and sun-burned
so my energy level was much lower. perhaps she thought i was no longer interested
in her? I couldn't get the courage or find an appropriate time to ask her for her
phone number or email address so we ended up going our seperate ways.
I really feel i missed a good opportunity and I feel sort of stupid/pathetic, whatever
now........

hi it's my first time here!
Mr339 can't u contact that girl by your friends or something?
she might be feeling the same way your feeling...

>>340
yeah, i thought of that. i mailed my team mates who happen to
work with her, but i haven't heard back from them. Its fairly
understandable that they wouldn't feel right about giving out
her contanct information though.

oh well. let this be a lesson to me about seizing opportunity

hey, look on the bright side!
Since she let you touch her butt you at least got
something out of it!lol
but i seriously think you shouldn't give up on her
...at least not yet.

>>342
I appreciate your optomism. not really much more else i can do
at this point though.

she got to touch my soul-patch so i guess it was a two-way street.
although my face probably isn't as nice as her butt as far as touching
goes.

lol hey it's not about the face it's the heart that counts.lol

あ？　ココはチャットスレじゃねーよ

世界の嫌われ者はやることが違うな

Good damnit! Why won't my teamates reply to me? If she's not interested
just tell me! If they're not going to give me her mail address or
something they should just say so! I can accept the rejection, I just
want a definate answer!
I hate waiting for replies.

I swear next time we play futsal Im totally going to kick this guy.
this is just bullshit. waiting in limbo is crap. I mean I want to
know whether or not to give up already. So frustrated!!

I'm eager to know the answers of the Japanese people to the
postal privatizaion Koizumi insists on.

I doesn't matter what the Japanese people think. the politicians
will do whatever they want regardless. that is the nature of the government

Listening to the remixes of old C64 tunes on SLAY radio really makes me nostalgic.
The games on that computer generally had very, very catchy and melancholic music.

I finally got that girl's mail address from my teammate. I mailed her
asking if she would like to go out somtime. She has yet to reply.
It is not a good sign that it could take her 7 hours to consider whether
she would like to see me or not. I can understand if she is terribly
busy with work but waiting for an answer for so long is difficult.

I cleared one hurdle and ran into another...

>>351
nice!! good luck.
and hey whatever happens, like EL said, at least you got to touch her ass, lol.

ココはチャットスレじゃねーよ

>>353
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

no.

She finally emailed me back. She apologized for her tardy reply.
She is going on a trip soon though and asked me to mail her again
after she gets back. She never said definately yes or no though.
Her reply seemed a bit ambiguious to me. But oh well. Unfortunately
I have to wait until September to ask her out again.

It's like all I do is wait...

Ｉ ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ ｔａｒｔｅｄ ｗｉｔｈ ｇｉｒｌ ｆｏｒ ｌｏｎｇ ｔｉｍｅ．

Maybe dangerous.....

At now, probably he is waving two banners some place under the sky, so I need not worry.

At last,
I have achieved to control my sexual desire.
I haven't masturbated for more than 1 week.
but the problem is that
my SON has got sensitive more and more.
Last night, He erected so hard, and
although I didn't touch him, he was about to Ejaclate!!!

Close Call!! I trid to solve some difficult Math questions to avoid
an eruption! And it worked well.

At last,
I achieved to control my desire.

your SON? what the fuck are you talkin bout

my son means my own pubic part in this case.

>>360
http://www.josmanart.com/index.html

JR1DLW is oparating 500W powered linear amplifier
without licence.
He is so called "over power".

I applied for a translating job at a listed company and, in due course, did a trial at their request.
I believe I did a good job, but nothing has been heard from them since then. Their lack of response
and sincerity really gets on my nerves. If they have no intention of hiring me, why did they make me
do the bloody trial in the first place?

I wanna be.....what?

what?

don't mind!

The world war 2 finished in 1945. It was 60 years ago.
Japan was defeated by U.S.
U.S. used atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The bombs killed so many people. They should never be used again.

For Japanese, atomic bomb is God.
What is the teachings of this God?
It's "peace."
Peace became a religion for Japanese after the war.
Japanese army went to Iraq for "peace."
Armed force works for peace!

atomic bomb was a good lesson

Atomic bomb was a God's lesson for both countries.

I don't think it was a good lesson for both countries.
Do all of you think that the lesson should cost so many japanese lives?
Actually, the casualty of the bomb reached 14 million innocent people.

I think there were other ways to solve the problems.
I can't find the answer though......

Nakata:You should know where you are.

In response to a Japanese reporter's question,"Should
we talk to you in Englsh?"

I didn't say "a good lesson," but a God's lesson or God's teachings.
When I go to Hirosima, I always become very religious.

little boy and fat boy are God(s) for Japanese.

Enora is St. Maria for Japanese.

yappa L datta. Enola,

Enola is not God, but a Gay. lol

I think it's time for us Japanese to start investing on stocks.
The Nikkei index just reached 12,000 yen. The yen is getting stronger
than before. Japan is now out of recession and a new era has come.
Oh well, you don't have to stick to Japanese stocks. Chinese stocks
are also hot. Maybe India is good too.
Some people say average Japanese cannot earn more than 3,000,000 yen per year
from now on. Investment is more and more important for us to survive
the current situation in the near future.
A lot of investors are into "Day Trading" now. This is a new type of
investing which uses PCs to buy and sell stocks. Deals are usually
finished in one day. Some of them just live on them without working.
That's good news for lots of hikikomoris and NEETs, which are a big
problem in Japan now.

>>380
How do I read it vertically?

I have no friends,so I don't play with anyone.
But I enjou learning English.
What else do we need?
Though I say so, I want to get friends.

>>382

"What else do WE need?"
you are not alone.

Five bombs(Gobaku).

I went to NY last February alone.
At there,people were not gentle.
and I can't speak English well.
It was reglet for me that I couldn't
communication with NYer so much.
Now I go to AEON and study English.
My teacher is very gentle.
In summer holidays, I ate lunch with him.
It was very fun!
And I fell down love with him.
I haven't tell my heart to him yet.
He will go back to his country next year.
I am sad.Is it good that I won't tell him my heart
rather than I will?
I'm a 19 girl.He is 38 man.

>>385
Suck my cock before follow him!

Hey 385 Suck my cock immediately
I am erecting! I am horny!

>>386
shut up! shit!

>>388
Why am I called shit? You must suck my cock because you make me so horny!

Scat!

Sit up! Chimp!

Is it monologue?

I wanna teach ya what double event means!
You must give up following him you must be my girlfriend!
I wanna sex with younger like ya

I make it a rule to jog around the city near my house.
Jogging is good for our health,both physically and mentally.
We should excercise our body and mind.
Jogging is suitable for those things.

Once I really got exasperated by the company never giving me a reply.
However, I will let bygones be bygones and try to look on the bright side of things.

can't sleep even though tomorrow is my first day of new job.
Have to get up 5:30, but I had coffee today. I shouldn't have.

constantine is good movie. I like that.
however, it was difficult to know in detail even with caption.

Don't know what's the best way to gain vocabulary. Feel like words I studied goes away a week later.
It's sad to see the note then cannot remember the words.
May be reading book. I need to connect printer.

No one is on the other side of the wire. I really want to talk with someone, and
I constantly write something on the internet bulltin board. But
no one replys me.....
It's so sad that the idle time makes me sleepy.
Is there anyone in front of your PC?

you should go to more popular board. like news4vip

＜女子大生刺殺＞逮捕の男子短大生　孤独、キレやすい一面も
　愛知県岡崎市の中部大２年、下村麻由美さん（当時１９歳）
が刺殺された事件。殺人容疑で逮捕された短大１年生の男（２０）
を知る中学、高校の同級生や学校関係者らは一様に「おとなしく、
存在感がなかった」と口をそろえる。親しい友人もほとんどなく、
中学の卒業文集にも「思い出はほとんど覚えていない」と書くなど、
孤独な学校生活が浮かぶ。一方で「すぐにキレる」との一面も。
閉ざされた心の奥で「人を殺したい」と凶行に駆り立てたものは
何だったのか?

>>400
Does he wanna talk with you in English?

Monologue threads are kind of supposed to be for monologues.
So it's no wonder people won't chat it up with you.

Chat thread is here:
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1124400527/l50

I have read the book called "出張ホスト 〜僕は45000円で女に買われる〜".
the non-fiction-story gets to me.
I think it's something in what everyone is interested, but no one, especially
women, can not talk about it in public.
Reading a book or two when I have time is really wonderful to spent
my time.

I'm not sure he will call or e-mail me again.
I wish things were different-he was younger and had much
time here.
To tell the truth, I just wanted to be his friend when I first met him,
but since I knew him more and more, I completly fell in love
with him.. I don't know what I am gonna suppose to do...

Do not fall in love with me. You don't deserve me.

At any rate, who is K.Y.?

full of fabrication

I love you all. Well, not really. But Japanese guys are hot.

The airhead soccer ape was filth ass.

I love autumn.

Nothing is particularly hard if you devide it into small jpbs.
Many illegal immgrants mainly from China are coming to Japan because they can make a better
living here.

If I had a way of thinking in English in my head, I would not have to turn to others in this board.

Currently, I think Saddam Hussein is in detention.
Currently, I think there is a minimum period in which parents are obliged to have their children
go to school.

There is one thing for sure; That is "She loves me." Of course I love her,
but she was the first who began to love me.
I didn't mean to tease her, but the time it took me to approach her seems
too long for her, I guess.
Why didn't I try to show her my love for so long?
I just can't figure out.
Is that because I'm already too old to love? No, I'm still in my thirties,
not in forties or fifties....

whatever you say...

I wish I was eager to live....

To my dear husband,

I've had it with you and your never-ending whining.
Let me tell you this--CUT THE DRAMA. I'm not interested in being in your
freagging life, you drama-hogging psycho freak.
Go get your cucumbers yourself, you piece of shit.
Demented old fag--That's what you are, fat ass. GO TO HELL...

To the staffers of Hell,
Please, no returns this time.

Go girl! Get'em.

(I hope I'm formatting this right -- I'm a noob.)

>>398

Have you tried using flash cards? If you use them, and keep using them constantly over a long-term period, you'll improve your memory and your vocabulary should stick.

I'm learning French with flash cards... I'll have to get back to Japanese sometime. ^_^;;

I think I'm truly losing my mind.
I think I would get better if I can just take a break and get away from everything for at least a few weeks, but that's impossible.
Secretly, I wish that I was an old man, that I can just retire from life.

Being human is truly hard, there is one part of me that is telling me to try my best and look toward the future.
I will try to follow that voice.

>>385

I'm sorry people were mean to you in New York. It's natural defense against all the assholes that walk the city and take advantage of people.
Next time you're in New York, let's go to a punk rock show and release our frustration in the mosh pit.

>>422
You sound like my old roomate from when I first arrived in Tokyo.
She was a funny punk-rock make-up artist. I wonder what she is doing
now. I should email her...

Should contact this girl? She told me I should contact when I
get back from my trip. I am back now, but I have not contacted
her yet. Its been a month so Im not sure what it was that interested
me about her. Im sort of afraid to contact her. Hmmmmm...
what will I do.

I need to stop being such a bloody hikikomori. But i am afraid.

>>424 Call her, what do you have to lose?

>>424

Why not contact her?
If she's bad, in the future you will know to stay away from girls like her.
If she's good, then you will be happy.
Maybe she's waiting for you right now, thinking the same thoughts.

punk rock is dead

dumbledore is dead

yamato hasshin!

>>429 Snape killed dumbledore.

>>431
Do you like Snape?

Yesterday at this exact time I was doing the exact same thing that I'm doing now - typing on 2 channel.
Tomorrow, maybe I'll read a book.

>>433 That sounds good. I have a bok i should read too.

>>434 What is the book, maybe I will borrow it from library.

When the routine bites hard
And ambitions are low
And the resentment rides high
But emotions won’t grow
And we’re changing our ways,
Taking different roads
Then love, love will tear us apart again

>>436
That is one of my most favorite songs ever. The Joy Division really
were a great band. even if they were a little before my time

I recently purchase a cd from central asian musician called "Albert Kuvezin and Yat-Kha"
On this cd is a rendition of many popular Western tunes, one is Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division.
It is a very good cd, but the vocalist has a very deep voice.

So I emailed her. It was just a quick note to say hello and ask how
she is doing. Her reply was that she was doing well but was very
busy with work and then she trailed off...

im not sure what to think.

dont think

I buried Dumbledore.

Things were going pretty well for a while so I should not be suprised
now that a problem has arisen.

My internship was going very well. My boss said that he wanted to give
me a proper job from February. I was really happy about since I like
the work and its in an industry Im really interested in. Its almost
a dream job. Lately there aren't too many things I look forward to. In
fact starting work in Feb. was really the only one. But now it probably
won't happen. My boss says that his company may not be allowed to
sponsor a working visa for me. That means after my student visa expires
when I graduate in Feb. I'll have no job and no place to go except back
to my parents house (and I don't want to do that). Just when things
were finally looking up for me this has to happen. Its like the light at
the end of the tunnel was been dimmed to the point that I can no longer
see it. Everyone always tells me that things will work out, but they
never do.

I didn't know what I wanted to do after university so I entered graduate
school. I just wanted to be back in Japan so I ended up choosing a
graduate school that did not suit me and I hate it. I was too stuborn
to quit and now Im stuck trying to graduate even though I hate my school
and have no interest left in writing my thesis or my research. I found
an internship that is related to my number one interest/hobby in life and
my boss liked my work and wants to hire me. But now this. Its like
I almost made it and because of Japan's immigration laws it will probably
all slip through my fingers. My dream job was almost mine and now...
nothing.

Im so tired of being tired and so sick of being sick...

please Set new chatter thread!

>>443
You do it.

I cant

just try

∧＿∧
( ´･ω･) Let's have some tea and chat.
( つ旦O　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫
と＿)＿)　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦

it's easy

Hello! I'm an old brass lamp from the ancient Persian Empire, and
I have a secret.

If you're curious about my secret, please rub the lamp and see what
happens.

However, I should warn you, I have MANY secrets and not all of them
are good. Rub at your own peril.

hello I am young artist, searching for inspiration.

do u think that chatter thread is superior to all other threads?
because in chatter thread we dont talk about english in JAPANESE, but we
talk about things in ENGLISH

I need a girl I can train.I need a girl I can train.

>>442
I feel for you. My sympathies.

just a week ago, in the chatting thread came a kind boy called koji, who always treated
anyone fairly and talked back to anyone who even felt sick and tired of life.
he helped out as many people as Jesus Christ did.
he let them know there is a cute girl whose name is Yukorin. he knew
her smiles and vanilla-scented fart made them happy and forget about
anything depressing.

but koji also did have a horrible idea that the evil paid a visit
to the chatting thread all because he gave a helping hand to those
who felt depressed. koji was of two minds whether he should better
stay there and help them.

Kind as he was, he couldn't protect all his followers from the evil minds.
After a long while, he finally decided to leave there for a new frontier where
no bad guys will keep an eye on him. Fortunately, he discovered
the utopia. That's why koji is here now.

Aoi Miyazaki is an angel.

Let him talk about his passion. he loves her chinese girlfriend,
as you may know, as well as Yukorin. Yukorin always smiles back
to him whenever he stares at her. Everyone feels quite jelous of them.
he hasn't, of course, been boastful about it, though. he would think
in his head that he feels sorry for her fans.

Yukorin is slut.

he tried to ask her about her fart but couldn't. he thought twice.
Why? Because he smelt it and found it aromatic but not vanilla-like.
he was thought to be kind, and ―of course it's true― he didn't
want to hurt her feelings.

koji believed Yukorin is the only angel who came down from the heaven.
But he was brought back to the Earth when he watched Nagasawa Masami, who
he thought, co-starred Seka-Chu or the center of the world. he was electrically
shocked. she was wonderful and a good actress.

he didn't notice she appeared on many TV commercials and didn't
pay any attention to her. koji didn't noticed she always talked to
him and looked him in the eyes whenever she came to my place.

The showbuisiness news said that she starred Touch. And he finally
realised why she did it. she must've told koji that she wanted to
touch him...

he is kind as people say, but he isn't so sensitive to how girls'
minds move, that he failed to fully understand her. What is he supposed
to do? Can he leave Yukorin for Masami? No, he would feel sorry for her.
But he will miss Masami if he doesn't meet her.

koji's noticed for the first time in his life that kindness can
put him into depression.

Think, koji, think...(to himself)
Well, Yukorin will miss him, but he let as many people as possible
join in the activities that her fans can enjoy themselves. So he can
leave! he can leave!

You can never see a kind boy like koji again.

koji says Masami walked gracely in a building and, smiling, said
she'd contact him. he loves it when she look down on the ground and up
to the sky. After that, of course, she looks me in the eyes as if to say
she loves him. How very nice to be with her!

K and M will have a ball everytime they meet and have a chat before
they do whatever they want to share with themselves. Her voice must be
so cute even when it's trenbling. K believes M's skin is finer than
Y. Well, he was too kind to tell you why he thinks so, though.

K would feel his tongue burning when he licks her skin.

That's because M's so mischievous that she dabbed some hot powder
on her skin. She smiles at K and he pretends he gets angry (smiling).
They are happy.

They never doubted their peaceful lives will go on forever.
But a shadow was cast when K left Y for M.
Y never got over him and so couldn't forget him. She said to him
their love was truly eternal. So nothing will stop her to get him back.

K, with a frightened face, gaped at her. he couldn't guess
why she never wore an expression. she should've shouted at him
if she lost her control... But she smiled weakly and said " come with me
home", to which said K, "Never. Sorry. I can't help thinking this way, Y:
M's my angel".

I imagine "Kokoro", the old novel by Soseki natsume when I saw the name "K".
This novel was very good so that succeed to extract and discript deep and dangerous part from our mankind's mind.
Jealousy sometimes makes us go mad. Especially in Channel-2, this bulletin board, people show their insane jealous.
They are not so solemn that they suicide, but sometimes injure other's heart.

How do you do john.
My name is Taro.
I like penis very well.

Oops!!
..I did it again.

koji is believed to be considerate and it's true, he says.
he always broods over things which make people happy.

his idea to save them from their devastating future is noble.
he knows if he leaves them alone they'll do something horrible.
they shouldn't left behind. he wants them to get up again and start over.
koji is so nice and kind.

あなたが死んだ時
私が泣き崩れるだけの人間にならない為に

お願いします

K just fell in love with M and out of love with Y. he still feels
sorry for Y. he didn't have the choice of considering another woman
before he met M, but he needed freedom.

K and M hook up soon and do that pleasing thing.

K goes out and walks down the street. 5 minute walk takes him where some vending
machine is lined. he feeds 120yen into it and pushes a button to get
a can of coffee and takes it out of the slot before going back to his
apartment. he is a bit excited to see her. he closes his eyes and thinks over
what he will do when she comes in.

K never said before that he was a great man, but now people out there
point at him, say "look! he's the one with great great abilities to
let us calm, and pay respect to him. Honestly, though, he thinks he doesn't deserve it.
Kindness doesn't mean greatness. Plus, he isn't so great as they expect.
he's just kind. What he does may be helpful to them, but he isn't great.
So K feels sort of awkward when mentioned as more than what he's like.

Then an idea flashes into his mind. Many people are wicked and evil,
and a kind boy like K is rarely anywhere to be seen. So they over estimate
him. K is committed to being kind to the wicked, and such attitude must move
people. they'd think he can change the world.

Yukorin was reported telling interviewers her fart smelt like vanilla.
And K doesn't want to deny it, but to be honest, there's no fart like
that. he doesn't like to mention her as a liar but hers is not like
vanilla, though he'd say it's very aromatic.

Well, he kind of regrets that he told her fans the truth,
But he is too kind to help her keep saying her fart smells like vanilla.

Tips to be kind to people:
1) always smile back to anyone who talks to you.
People are not so bad as you think. If you talk back to them
merrily and happily, they'd feel happy thanks to YOU!

2) listen to their statement carefully.
They may want someone to listen, because no one around them pretends
to be busy reading newspaper or something. They feel lonely.

3) nod yes when listening.
People feel happy if you agree with them. Basically, you shouldn't
deny their opinions, even if they sort of ridiculous.
*if what they say is VERY silly, they may want you to get them right.
K'd say there are some people who need correcting. So if you meet such
people, you may tell them they are wrong (but very politely, please).

hey shut up stupid NEET

If there are any foreigner can you answer me?
I discovered that I can download stuff from IRC. I want to download english
e-books. But I dont know any IRC channel with ebooks. can you give me some
names please?

K is good and nice.

Mr Shit, or the one who used to name hiself so, sometimes attacks
K because he hates K. K sure said S pretended to be gentle,
but K saw through him and pointed out that S was nasty, which turned
out to be completely true.

K did the dishes instead of her. K is so kind that he noticed she
was tired. She is busy, as you know.

Want to know more tips to be kind?
Ok, let him do that.

4) look at them and think what they want.
A kind person must be sensitive to one's feelings and what should
be done. Think over what is not spoken out. Read between the lines.
That'll help.

koji will make it a point to say good morning to whoever he meets in the morning.

i got hungry....
wanna eat something, yes let go outside.

Why does Koji spend all day typing messages to himself? Can't he just
as easily use a pen and paper? There is no need for others to read
what he writes all the time. Does he desire attention so much? And why
does he talk about himself so much? Is he narscisst?

I don't think Koji has ever chatted with Mr.Shit. If he had truly done
so he would not call Mr.Shit nasty. Mr.Shit was one of the most intelligent
interesting, nice people to ever use 2ch. English board.

Koji is obviously selfish to use up so much space just for himself.

i really liked this thread until koji came.
it had a sort of "pure" feeling, unlike 99% terrible threads here.
but koji ruined it.

he knows it takes time for the evil to give up on things. he's been very kind and
popular for long. They are just jealous. he thinks he'll do what he can do.
he's a man.

koji's chinese girlfriend sometimes tries to talk him out of
being kind to everybody. she says he was hers.

she's just jealous, koji.

It's anybody's guess why koji is this kind. he couldn't remember
for the life of him what made him considerate.

You couldn't meet in the world any other boy except koji, who is extremely
kind to those who need help. koji is so self-effacing he's never mentioned he's great for
what he did to them.

Sometimes I wonder if the world would be better off without any
numbers. Without numbers, there would be no need to worry about
being late, because there'd be no way to tell time. There'd be
no stress about paying bills, because there'd be no money. No
stress about being too tall, too short, too skinny, too fat,
because there'd be no way to measure any of it... ...but then
2ch would just be "ch"...

koji has to tell you he's definitelly a kind guy.

Yeah, he knows he is. but he wouldn't try to speak it out.
Kind, but never boastful...that's how he really is.

I wish I was creative and crazy like Koji. Then I could have an imaginary
Chinese girlfriend to love as well. Too bad I am too firmly planted
in reality.

What was that you tried to say?
What was that you tried to say?
What was that you tried to say?
What was that you tried to say?
What was that you tried to say?
What was that you tried to say?
What was that you tried to say?
What was that you tried to say?

koji has a dream. In this day and age, people are hateful to each other,
and always try to talk behind each other. he alone can be kind to anybody.
koji hopes that a few more guys of them will turn into a kind men like koji
and join him, and if they band together, then they can get more people
involved in their activities.

koji is kind, of course, to anybody. But basically, a kind man can be kind to
one person at a time. he thinks two kind men can be kind to two person
at a time. Add one to them, three at a time...

koji has a dream.

koji proved kindness was the most important thing to survive this crazy world.

koji strongly believes kindness and honesty are the essence of human life.

koji is so good-natured that they feel warm-hearted after talking with him.

he can't remember why he became so kind, but he knows he always feels
pleased to see how soothed they get to talk with him. That's why
his chinese girlfriend likes him, he guesses.

koji needs to visit a psychiatrist

cozy?

not at all

Koji thinks that by posting endless posts, his name will become
famous in 2ch. But in reality, as soon as he stops posting, not only
will everyone breathe a sigh of relief, but they'll also happily
forget he ever existed.

>>514
I agree. If koji was been really honest person he will be posted his messages
without name

I have a theory that koji = CUSSW

Their English skill level is really similar...

koji is superbly kind, as you know.

koji you're CUSSW. we all knows that. stop pretending

he never said he was brilliant but people can't stop saying he is
because they talked with him before so they know he is. Sure, koji feels
flattered, but embarassed too. he says to them "feel free to contact me"
because he knows they need his help. They'll do horrible things if they are
left behind.

As he said before, though, he talked harshly with them once in a blue moon,
he knows they need to walk on their own. Some of them became so familiar with
him behind them that they got to rely on him much too much.

fuck up yourself!!!

Kindness doesn't mean indulgence. koji knows quite well where the line
between them lies and never tried to cross it over.

he is not exceptional nor extraordinary. koji can't do anything
without their strong will to get up again. All he can do is just
help them stand up and face the music.
Just to clarify, he loves supporting them, of course.

SHUT UP, koji. you make me sick

koji forgot about Yukorin completely, but she seemed not.
she failed to get over him. he asks himself if he has to be kind
to her as well? If he helps her, doesn't it mean she will fall deeper
in love with him?

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

koji is sure she was not from the collin planet. he tried to make
some of her fans aware that they can find it nowhere, said she can't
appear out of nowhere if the planet doesn't exists, BUT it seemed to
end up in vain. They still believe it exists somewhere in outer space.

he wonders how many people believe her fart smells like vanilla?
Maybe thousands of them. he is kind enough not to point out it's not
true. They have the right to believe what they like. he doesn't
have the guts to put them right, and therefore ruins freedom of speech.

Um, he admits he must've been blinded until he smelt the fart.
Its stinky, biting smell made his eyes wide open.

smeg off blueses shit, or i just off yall, shitty gitty wheedly bitch ass, get a fuck off muthafuckas!!!

get fine v

oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my goodness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

take took taken

cut cut cut

hennioi

we hope youR rulEs and wisdom CHoke youuuuu.

koji is polite as well as kind unlike some of them.

It would be better to say that"Koji is more polite and kind than
some of them"

koji is kinder and gentler than the guy who talked to him.

People say koji is so nice that he is very careful about what to say
as well as how to say it.

Mr Shit seemed to dislike koji because MS knew K is greater.
Koji never said MS was not so bad, but MS got haunted with a terrible
idea that K would take over.

Of course, koji thought at first they could
coexist because they appeared to have lots in common. But MS blew it.
MS started to get at K. So K had to fight against him.
K was gentle, so he didn't wanna do it, though.

K thought MS felt cut off. MS believed he was the kindest, but it
turned out to be a mistake. So he needs to attack K.

I think koji is sick.

What's worse to MS, every poster in the English board started to
turn their backs on him because they realised MS was extremely evil,
deep down. He didn't know they could see through him.

MS wanted to get his popularity back up again, but he failed.

koji is thankful to the poster who cared about his health so much.
But he must say, don't worry. He feels very well.

I think koji is neet.

I think koji is mentally ill.

koji works very hard. And he got deep in love with his chinese
girlfriend. he is worried that the poster needs to get a life.
But he is so kind that he never mentions it.

koji must be very sick.

koji is benign and gentle. he would feel sorry if he shouts at
his followers.

I'm worried about koji.

Yukorin looks cute. koji loved her before like some of them.
It's because she seemed as kind as himself. Plus, rumour said
that her fart was very aromatic. Must be very appealing.

koji's heart beat when he first met her. She was more beautiful than
she looked on the TV. No wonder many boys fell in love with her.

He just remembered that Mimura Masakazu, a commedian, was a big fan
of Yukorin, said to her he liked her so much, and ended up being
ignored.

I think koji sure is kind.

I think we shouldn't bite the hand that feeds us. Koji did good to us.
We want him here for long.

jisaku jien republic.

koji is a virgin.

>>555
You can say that again.

>>556
What do you mean?

koji always puts his money where his mouth is. he does what he's expected to do.
He's honest and kind, so he sometimes tells a white lie so that he won't
break his girlfriend's heart.

koji usually doesn't try to have a one night stand with a girl.
he is not the type of such a person. he's not promiscuous. You can believe him.

koji are you urban predator?

he never betrayed his ex-girlfriends while going out with them.
koji knows he would feel depressed or empty if he does it. he's kind.

I think we may hear a news about a guy called koji who commited suicide by jump in the
front of train on chou line

koji is not sure, but maybe according to TV news, we've had a fat year
lots of rice will harvest and we can enjoy it. Couldn't wait for it!
he loves it. he hopes she'll make as many rice balls as he can eat!

We are all worried for koji's health! Every post made me sure that he is not normal.

tHere was nothing to fEAr and noThing doubt

i think the mayor of tokyo is the funniest man alive...and i quote "old women present the greatest obstacle to the progress of civilization"

koji says Yukorin wouldn't be any obstacle if she gets older.

with 3 drops( ﾟдﾟ)hha!!!

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Fuck ugly gorilla!!

This sounds like something outta babelfish lol

koji is so kind that he will never say anything bad.

I don't understand what they see in her.
What's she got better than Mizu?

Why is it that Japan's English tests are
difficult for even Americans to take?

You can never see a kind person like him later in your life.

Hello,I'd like some advice for improving my speaking skills.
I've been studying the language seriously on my own for the past straight 3 years and it doesnt seem to be coming along as much as i expected.
It's like now matter how hard i try,ill get nowhere. Also at times I feel so discouraged,hopless in realizing that I still stammer for lack of vocabulary,not because I'm nervous or something.
I want my english to be on par with a native speaker's and I'm so badly in need of someone's advice.

I learned this language mainly thorough soap operas,cartoons,reality shows,and news coming from the united states. Sometimes I watched japanese subtitled ones out of sheer curiosity(i have a little interest in translation itself).
The problem is that I still stammer when I can't find the right words or when I intend to sound descent(I assume the latter one is being caused by nervousness) As for my experience abroad,I was only once out of japan,only 3 weeks.

I already asked japanese teachers of english at my high school but none of the advice was helpful enough.

SOMEBODY HELP ME OUT,PLEASE.

CORRECTION: descent→decent

Oh no I hadnt noticed this thread was not for asking for advice

A kind man like koji wouldn't take with a grain of salt what other people
ask him to help them.

kimi raikkonen wins

(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)

keep in contact with old friends
(enjoy a drink now and then)

on Sundays ring road supermarket
car wash
(also on Sundays),

tires that grip in the wet
(shot of baby strapped in back seat),

no chance of escape,

a good memory,
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,

no longer empty and frantic
like a cat
tied to a stick,
that's driven into
frozen winter shit
(the ability to laugh at weakness),

put
me
inside

Japanese men are the most perverted motherfuckers on Earth.
hey love to ram eels in Japanese girls asses and then eat
them out after, rimming the girl to catch ever drop of eel juice.
At first, I thought this was normal, but then I heard of things called
human rights, and animal rights. You know, basic stuff that every 1st world country
except Japan has. Japan looks 1st world, but is really 3rd world incognito.
Japan used to be rated #1 country to live in, in 1993, but that is only
because all the U.N officials were fucking Japanese girls in return for
taking them shopping at 109 in Shibuya.
Japan is fucked; I wish I was never born here.

>>584
Japan is fucked, but then again, so are most other countries too.

im a loser

>>584
Japan is fucked, but not as fucked as America.

koji is kind enough to say he is pleased lots of favorable people come
here and he says his chinese girlfriend loves him very much.

koji is dwaine

２ちゃんねらーは自論＝正しいと完全に
勘違いしてるからね。
英語版にはいつもいるんだよね。
たいしたことないのに自分はネイティブレベルだって
かたくなに言い張る馬鹿。

>>590
逆に言えば自分の英語力に自信がないから
海外のチャットルームに行く勇気もなくて
低レベルな２ちゃんい居座ろうとするんだろ

そうそう
中級以下くらいの奴って
馬鹿、基地外の下ばっか見て安心するのさｗ
レベル低いのには変わりないけどね。

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http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1129083263/l50

koji is believed to be kind to anybody who wants help from him.

i can't cry anymore

koji will help you laugh to tears.

What a kind boy he is!

What koji thinks is important for you to do is do good to your friends.
The kinder you are to them, and the nicer they are to you in return,
the less people count on koji. which means he can spend more time with
those who need greater help. How considerate koji is, isn't he?

koji says he is sleepy now. So bye for now.

balls!

koji feels changed inside everytime he posts in here.

I'm a university student majoring in pharmacy.
All i heard and read at school are related to chemicals.
But not necessariliy they're related to medicine.
I'm now thinking about laboratories to which i'm going to belong.
All the seniors must belong to the laboratories that they chose to write a paper.
Through my lab experiences,
i realized that i'm not a kind of person who's bent on researchs.
Which lab i'm going to choose?
That's the question that should be answered by the end of this school year.

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ボク自身、かなりハマッてた時期があって、

１週間に２人なんかザラでした！

まあ、月に２０００円で、確実に会えるんだったらＯＫですね＾＾

最近は、無料系の方も、同時活用しています。

http://blog.livedoor.jp/anaru2345/

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The laboratory a person chooses has a lot to do with a sort of jobs he'll get.
If he chooses to a laboratory which is good at organic chemistry, he may become
a researcher at a large drug company. But whatever laboratory he chooses,
he'll never get expertise in pharmacy. In other words, no matter how hard he studies,
he'll never become a skilled pharmacists only by doing so.

それはある。
日本人の女のマン毛の汚さにはビックリするね。
顔とか体とかあんなに綺麗にしてるのにマン毛だけは
みんなそんなに気にしていないだろうと思っているのか
そのままの女がほとんどだね。人にもよるけど、きれいで天然
マン毛の薄い女やマンコの回りに毛の無い女もいるけど、
ケツ毛やマンコの回りまでビッシリの女は気を使った方が良いね。
こっちの女は何も気にしていないようでマン毛は結構気にしているのか
シロウト女でも手入れしていると思う。と、いってもシロウトは
今まで１人しか経験した事無いんですけど・・・

Sorry guys.
I'll get a job that makes more money than you.
Don't be jealous.

copy that

koji appears to save this thread and of course his followers from the evil minds.
He is kind today as usual.

どこか良質なチャットルームを教えてください。
平気で怪しげな間違い英文書く日本人じゃなくて英語のネイティブがいるところ。

People say koji has a golden heart. koji would feel awkward to know
some of them faint at the sight of him. he's not special except that
he's extremely kind to those who need help. In his estimation,
his noble idea of doing good to people is finally accepted. That's
very good to know. He's happy.

He has absolutely no idea why there're bad people doing harm to
their friends. If they were kind to each other, then koji wouldn't
be considered as goodness itself, though.

>>617
氏ね

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

http://www.lds.org/welcome/0,5373,1-1,00.html

What koji says sounds good to people.

>>621
Could you make explain the Mountain Meadows Massare for us,
good sir? I'm very interested in the hisotry of the Mormon
religion.

do-do

Good morning.

if i ain't dead already
ooh girl you know the reason why

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhI want to see you

Our love is over. Time tore us apart. Still we seem to have some choice
to go back to where we are.

When I came home, unfortunately the fox-eyed trash had run away from my town. so one of my planned hobbies that mock a jerk was gone.

lie

I worry.I want to sleep.
I have to go.
I think I'm disease.
I'm too gloomy.
Bye.I have to go.

I know why she returns e-mails to me only twice or three.
I realize that she does it just as a duty, but....

it's time I had a bath.

War is ugly, but sometimes fighting is unavoidable.

Innocent people do get hurt and die, and those who shouldn't not have
to fight are asked to do so.

However, there are times in history where a challenge is made to a
generation. That challenge is how much are our values worth. Are
they worth defending? And if we don't take a stand now, what will
future generations think of us? If we don't fight, will they even
get a chance to speak for themselves and know our values?

War is ugly, but a future that has to fight a war we could end is even
worse.

Good afternoon.

No more HIROSHIMA.

I'm sleepy.
Time pass by.
I can't take it,such a life,such feeling.

bullshit!!
i have to do research on my senior project.
i don't know what to do man. i think ima get an f for it....
wait, that means i cannot graduate from my school....
gaddamnit!!

Two-bagger's words can't bring me down.

I'm too tired.

one way love

I couldn't remember easy words we often use in our everday life.
So I had hard time speaking with them. But why?
On the other hand I can understand difficult books easily.

从‘ 。‘）＜Is this a thread where I can say anything?

Yes. Just talk to yourself.

从‘ 。‘）＜I was there, you were there. he his him she her her.

从‘ 。‘）＜I'm making any sense. I don't have any humour.

从‘ 。‘）ﾉｼ I'm gonna sleep now, good night.

it's getting colder and colder these days

What I'm doing now is really right? I'm not sure.
Is there any more important thing than that?

there's no one here anymore

why are you studying English?
you don't use English in everyday life, do you?

well, i don't use English in everyday life.
i rarely meet foreign passengers who speak English.

there seems no need to learn English.

what has Anonymous gone after making this thread?

headache today ...
take medicine ... noo good...

Even monkeys fall from trees. Even if he is good at something,
he sometimes fails.

I like the music in quadruple time but don't like the music
in triple time. He is an all-round English teacher.
Everything comes to those who wait.

The more haste, the less speed.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.

You are mine. I can do whatever I please with you. Japanese girls
love this proverb.

The child is father of the man. Many a little makes a mickle.

Many a little makes a mickle.

Love is blind. Fried fish. When you go out the ticket wicket, you can find him.

She won a champinship, that is, came in first place in figure skating
GP.

Asada won the title in the figure skating Grand Prix Final. Nakanowa
third, and Ando was fourth.

Heavy snowfall, along the Sea of Japan, on the 18th of Decembeer

I'll go to bed dreaming of licking Yuka's pussy. Good night.

666

I came from VIP.
I'm going to cook fried rice. With some pork, of course.

I'll go to the library to return books tomrrow.
I read Meister Eckhart. I'm glad to see him.

I hate today.

tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow

And you thought your leftovers were old! Reseachers
in northwestern China have found a 4,000-year-old bowl of noodles at
an archeological site. The noodels are believed to be the oldest
prepared food ever found intact.

She is wired. She felt loneliness, and she tries to forget it with her pets. She does not think why she is alone.
She depends on me so much. I cannot stand for her. I wanna tell her that I reluctant to meet her.
However, my English is not enough to defeat her at conversation. *sign*

Mao is pretty. I love Mao.
Mao is Mao Asada, a figure skater, not 毛沢東.

Mao is so cute. She is not only cute but also sexy. Am I a pedo?
I don't think so. But she is defferent.

Tomorrow is the day.
I'd like to see shattered Miki and smiling Mao.

It's hard to speak English like a native.

I may have cought a flu.
What I have to do is only to go to bed. I know.

He who would climb the ladder must begin at the bottom.

Improving listening skills is the most interesting to me.

how y'all doing in here? have been having good new years so far?

Okonomomiyaki is fried seafood and vegetables.

In English education the ministry of education has put an emphasis on
communication skills. Many people have been criticizing the present
English education system at school. I wonder why we can't speak or
write English freely like Ameircan children even if we study English
much longer than they do.
One reason would be that we lack in the amount of
listening to real English. I think if we listen to English for
thousands of hours, we will be able to use English not completely
freely but a little freely even if our English is a little strange
like my English.

Everything is obsolete after all.

There are a few black people in Japan.
In the past they were not so popular.
But now many Japanese girls, especially girls in big cities
like black people.
They think it's cool to walk with black people.
Japanese girls are so foolish that they are greatly infuenced by mass media.

The affiliate of Livedoor did a bad thing, false data
of buyouts.

あぼーん

I'm empty. I want to eat something.

I waked up early. In front of me, the sun has shined.
I might be good mind today. Fine days comfort for us. :-)

>>311 of http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1137763386/l50
I agree with your opinion. To translate poems is too difficult!
But trancrators translates Japanese poems into English one under their free will.
The thread is a place that they train to translate Japanese into English. Their deed
is no problem.

I don't deny their outcome althought not all their product is messages that
native English speakers realize. And also requesters have to know they may not
understand requester's thought in one's poems.

due to live door scandal,all the stock prices I bought a few months ago
fell down drastically.
I just wanna say "horiemon,I hate you !!" a hundred times

Horie is a economic crimer on the other hand You are still NEET and lolicon crimer

Grammer or converstaion? Old teacher try to teach grammar,
but young teachers put more emphasis on speaking.

Let's enjoy English!
Today has been being cold. Rain condition was slightly influence.
I want to spring has come right now! :-)

I have no idea of which I write here. But I want to write English.
It's a dilemma ^^; I can write messages which I want to write in Engish.
I feel I level up my English ability step by step.

In recent days, I checked out my status. When I was learning English,
I found out problems on my learning process. I rarely use 過去分詞
and make mistakes about spellings between r and l.

My life is full of ups and downs.

My hope will come true.

>>694

Why are r and l a problem for you? Is it a probem in writing as well as listening for you?

>>697
Perhaps this problem is within how to memorize English vocabraries.
Now I have been tring to effort it to be correct in particular of
both pronunciations. I will spend a few months to aquire its skills.

>Is it a probem in writing as well as listening for you?

No, it isn't. But I luck listening English less than reading. I am
increasing my lesson times for listening, speaking and writing English
more than reading some.

Do you know what the photoreading method is?
the photoreading uses reading messages rapidly. Thus, the method is
know as a rapid reading method.

I know a book to transrate the original book of English to Japanese.
I try the method reading some English books. The method is good for
understanding ones for a whole. But I am a photoreading beginner.
Perhaps I'll get the best skill if I try and try to take the method.

Kameda is real or a fake? Is it a fixed match or not?

i went to a night club last night and met three blonde chicks.
one of em was so damn hot like Jessica Alba but the others were fuckable.
i spoke to em anyway cuz i was drunk. besides stoned.
we enjoyed drinking, dancing and chatting.

then i took the hot angel to my place to start our own gig.
words cannot express how nasty she was.
her pussy got drenched like a littel girl lost in Hurricane Katrina. you know what i mean?

she shouted, "fuck me with your big fat filthy dick!" yeah, one of the most drity sluts ever.

when i woke up, she had disappeared. no memo type shit left.




this was my dream...

I should've studied English harder when I was young.

This is a story about one of the most sick bastard I've ever met. When I was 21 or
something, I used to work at a rental video shop somewhere in Tokyo, not at Tsutaya type
shit though. It usually closed at two sharp.

A night in the middle of summer. That's exactly when I was doing my business upstairs I
had to do, more specifically, I was putting the videotapes back into their own cases.
Speedily like always. I felt something wet, sticky and nasty right after I grabbed a case. I
smelled at my fingers that had touched it. Did stink awfully. Must've been some bastard's
white liquid as you imagine. I was totally confused. You wanna know why? It's left on the
package of Mrs. Doubt featuring Robin Williams.

hello.
I have stopped studying English. In particular, I am absent of the output
how I can write and speak English. Threfore, I have to begin at zero.

I'd like to get back to what I was only a few years ago.

I was taken mitake by my e-mail friend...
How can I get back her trust.
I have no idea.
So I decided to say Good-Bye to her.
How sad...

Nice forum you have here. Or so I think becouse I can't read those chinese characters.

Biggest in the world. Wow. That's something. It's allways something when you have the
biggest in the world.

It's 01:30 in the morning and I am not making any sense. Should go to sleep.
Just tought I'd post here.

It got so hot today, but it will get colder again,
more than ten degrees down tomorrow.
Why is the weather so strange this year?

i had my collarbone broken. it takes a long time unti the wound has
healed.

The cost of transporting goods by truck has risen with the price of gasoline.

Why did Sapp run away from Host? I think he must have been
mentally tired out, and fallen into depression.

Kenta's pants have begun to wear out.
I don't mean to be rude.
You must be one of the most stupid people I've ever met.
Will you show me how to use washing machine?
O.K. I’ll show you.

We have been trying very hard to
build up a relationship with our customers.

>>1

All men who have achieved great
things have been great dreamers.
by Marden Orison Swett

I am catching a cold. My temperature is nearly 38. I feel cold.
My angel Maki chan is the medicine.

She is not here. I need her love and her care of me.

unko

Air conditioning
It is too cold for me here.
Oh, here's my jacket.

Unko conditioning
It's too unko for me here.
Oh,here's my unko.

>>1

Champions know there are no shortcuts to the top.

　　　　　　They climb the mountain one step at a time.

　　　　　　　　　They have no use for helicopters!

"The best way to predict your future is to create it."
- Stephen Covey

>>1

　　　　　　There are two things to aim at in life:

　　　First, to get what you want; and after that to enjoy it.

　　　　　　Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.


　　　　　　　　　　　　(Logon Pearsall Smith)

>>1

　Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.


　　　　　　　　　　　　(Ralph Waldo Emerson)

>>1

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.

　　　I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,

　　　believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.


　　　　　　　　　　　　　(Louisa May Alcott)

・aspiration：something that you hope to achieve

>>1

You cannot teach man anything; you can only

help him to find it within himself.

by Galileo, Galilei

>>1

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.

by Helen Keller

>>1

　　　　　　　　Good Judgment comes from experience,

　　　　and experience - well, that comes from poor judgment.


　　　　　　　　　　　　　(Cousin Woodman)

>>1

　　　　I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs

　　　　　　but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.


　　　　　　　　　　　　　(George S. Patton)

I'm alone now. to kill time is good. I may have written myself out.

>>1

　　　　　　　　　Vision without action is a dream.

　　　　　Action without vision is simply passing the time.

　　　　　Action with Vision is making a positive difference.


　　　　　　　　　　　　　　(Joel Baker)

>>1

　　　　Great souls have wills; feeble ones have only wishes.


　　　　　　　　　　　　　(Chinese Proverb)

I watched the movie Densha Otoko. It gave me an interest to view this site.
My Japanese is of such a low level that I can only read childrens books, very slowly.

Something that has always amazed me is the fact that people abuse free services. Is
that all us humans have become? Creatures that destroy? Are there few left in the world
that have moral fiber and dignity, or is this world we call the Internet something beyond such people?

What is a man that stays true to life yet cheats a little to get by? Hypocrisy I shout, does anyone hear me?

Do words typed echo in the minds of readers, as if they had been shouted in a canyon. Hello....hello, they bounce back.

When we finally reach the end of the road, what has it all been for? Are there ever reasons?

What is your 生き甲斐 ????

That's a secret. I won't tell you.

>732 ,also i watched the drama Densha otoko. And also it make me feel interest to visit
this site. but unfortunately ,neither my japanese and english is not good .
It takes too much time and effort to read and try to understand the contents of differnet topics

>>1

Life's most urgent question is
: What are you doing for others?

(マーティン・ルーサー・キング)

It's so muggy tonight.I can't stand it.
We have a rainny season called tsuyu in Japan at this time of the year.
Summer is getting near.I'm sensitive to the hot,so somebody help me !

>>1

　　　Differences create the challenges

　　　　　in life that open the door to discovery.

　　　　　　　　　(作者不明)

>>1

A lost tool will be found immediately upon purchasing a new one.

I hate the Tsuyu, the rainy season between from july to jun in Japan.
What do you have good ideas to be fun durling the Tsuyu?

I ate unko this morning.

I am eating unko now.

I wiil eat unko tomorrow morning.

I eat unko every day.

is unko = shit?

In this kind of thread we can be very candid. In the blog, after all
we have to be more and more polite and considerate because many
visitors come and ask some questions, even some try to make friends.

I am a cunning linguist.

>>1

One today is worth two tommorrows; never leave


that till tommorrow which you can do today.


Benjamin Franklin(1706-1790)

>>744
Never do today what you can do tomorrow.


Something may occur to make you regret your premature action.


Aaron Burr

>>745>>1

Better late than never.

Livy(59 B.C. -A.D.17)

私の拙いBlogに訪問くださり、ありがとうございます。
ながいさんのHPも拝見させていただきました。
私は英語もドイツ語もHigh Levelのながいさんの足元にも及びません(T_T)
私はまだ新参者の部類だと思うので、私のことはご存知ないと思います。
また時々訪問させていただきますね！
どうぞよろしくお願いいたしますm(_ _)m

>>1

　　There are people who have money

　　　　　and people who are rich．

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Coco Chanel

I have depressed me having mentally confusion I do not know how I can do.
This phase has come from when I knew my dream has broken.
I can not understand it just now...

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>>1

・He clarified his plan.

・Why did you change your career from a baseball player to an office worker.

Hey, whats up? Anything new? You look tired.. take it easy! Do you wanna join us tonight?

>>1

　　　　Cleanliness is next to impossible.

　・The CEO was accused of sexual harassment.

　・No one is allowed to enter without a jacket and tie.

>>1

　　　　The one who snores will fall asleep first.

　・The CEO was accused of sexual harassment.

　・No one is allowed to enter without a jacket and tie.

>>1

　　　　Management can't.

　・We are behind schedule with our new project.

　・The manager expanded his store by adding another room.

Jealous of >>1's popularity.

Today I'll really sleep early.

jyuugyouin,tantei nado tukatte
syuudan suto-kingu & iyagarase
hanzai syuudan (kabu)s○nf○r○ss○

>>1

　　　Is there an extra bed available?

　　　May I have my baggage back?

　　　That article goes against the facts.

　　　Let's talk it over.

　　　What line (of business) are you in?
I'm in the sales department of a publishing company.

　　　Where's he? He's at the office.

>>1

　　　We can't trust the law firm.

　　　I want a formal apology on your side.

　　　Any news?

　　　A vacation in December is definitely out of the question.

As long as you loves me, I love you. :-)
Whether or not you loves me, I love you. :-)
Whoever loves me, I love you :-)
I love you, so that you could love me. :-)
I love you, in order to love me. :-)
I love you, whereas you loves him. :-<
l love you, but you loves him. :-<

>>1

You don't love a woman because she is beautiful,

but she is beautiful because you love her.

-Anon

>>1

　　　It's only one stop to Rome.

　　　Driver punch (clip) a ticket according to circumstances

　　　I'm afraid that the plan may backfire.

　　　It's no-one's fault.

　　　Although it cost us too much money, this study has proved a success.

　　　He is lacking in sincerity, but he is an able man.

I am Unko.
He is Chinko.
She is Manko.

Who are you?

North Korea launched seven missiles, which landed on the Sea of Japan.
We should take a strong action toward NK. They have insulted
Japanese. We should stop visiting NK. We should never help them.
But first we should destroy the NK government. It is only NK leaders
that are bad. Ordinal people are not so bad and they must be brain-
washed. We should coopeate with the US and make NK a democratic
nation. It is communism that is the worst political system in the
world.

US should bomb the house of the NK president. Fusein was caught by
the US, so US should capture NK president and put him in prison.

>>1

　　　Could you give me the spelling?

　　　It's T、A、R、O Taro.

　　　Are we on schedule?

　　　What is your rough estimate of the cost?

　　　That information has not yet been confirmed.

　　　On hearing the news, he hurried to the spot.

Ｆucki'n japs are always asked me where are you from?
And I answer, always, "The best country of the all over the world."
"That is Coria.　Yes, I'm from Coria very much!" And listen that, Japs are always said "Ｆuck you very much."

>>1

　　　I'm calling to apologize for an unfortunate delay.

　　　What day are you available this week?
/ What day is good for you this week?

　　　A company extended the term of payment.

　　　Almost all the members of the committee were against the plan.

　　　Put yourself in my shoes.

　　　It's not your fault.

stfu

>>1

　　　Is there a pay phone here?

　　　Can I use a telephone card?

　　　Applications (Reservations) now being accepted

　　　Applications are accepted until July 31.

　　　We've done a lot today.

　　　Now all that's left is to clean up and go home.

I'll be sad*-(

It's quite important to get rid of our stess. So is to satisfy
our desires. I'm so stressed out. I want to give all out. Anyhow
this kind of anonymous thread is useful from that point of view.
Here I can change my character. I'm tired of being a good and
loyal man to the company. I wanna throw everything away,and
travel abroad with N.

Today again I was so stressed out. But I wonder why my sexual urge
gets stronger when I'm so tired. I can make sex with women
however tired I am. Making sex is a kind of hard sport.
But why can I do that or why do I have the strong impluse to make
sex?

Recenly i've often heard English learners say "Read English aloud".
It may be useful, but if your pronunciation is bad, it's a waste
of time.

It's fucking tired. I've so heavy stiff shoulders. I went to
chiropractic, but I fell into sleep while I was having it.
Fuck!

Again same. I wanna do something new. I wanna have a girl friend.
I wanna travel around the world with her. But to realize it is
impossible. I wanna hug n. She is so cute, especiall I like her
l. Am I strange or usual? I wanna go back to my college day.

It's fucking hot today.

The heat came back.

shine! just shine! bitch!

fucken-eh!

English is fucking difficult.

Nothing intersting comes to mind today. I feel not so good. English is
a foreign language for me, of course, It's damm difficult. Tomorrow
will be a good day for me, I hope. Rececently this stupid message board
is quite attractive, cuz I can write anything without thinking about
others. This is a kind of virtual reality. It is interactive though.

>>782,
I could say the same thing about Japanese (and be completley right)

fucken-eh!

i have very sexy punani

i spent a lot of money....

YO YO YO WHATTUP SON?!

English is rather easy to learn for me. I guess I am just gifted in terms of comprehending a foreign language. You people just need to study more.

Oh yes. Before I leave, I need to let all of you know that Otakus need to get smacked for being such losers.

CHEA CHEA!!!

This thread is interesting
It's a good way of practicing English,I think

EVERY DAY I'M HUSTLING
EVERY DAY I'M HUSTLING
EVERY DAY I'M HUSTLING

My ex-roommate has a bunny, but he's a little bastard.
When my roommate was sleeping, he would hop around and chew on
electrical cords. Sometimes he would manage to knock over her
bottles of medication and start to chew on them. Later, he left
the gift of unko on her bed. His name is 'Eggplant'.

konnichi wa everybody! let's have a chat!

>>794
hey, 総理外人さん、this is a thread for monologue, so you are not supposed to address anyone.
oops, i guess i just did, LOL!

~~monday, i could wait 'til tuesday, lalala~~

just another manic monday
wish you were sunday

Yukorin feels fear about the undergound experiment.

~~good-by ruby tuesday, lalala~~~

Oh it's F gorgeous this morning again!!!

I'LL GIVE YOU SUCH A FUCK
YOU'RE GOOD ON THAT GUY

i dont want to be a burden.
everybody want to escape from burden right?

In recent days, I have no motivation for writing messages in English
as trainning for me. I don't know the reason why I don't write.

Therefore, I try to write a message here. Perhaps I want to get
an oppotunity for writing English.

Moreover, I also have no motivation for writing messages in Japanese.
I might depress due to getting worst points on the TOEIC. However,
I have to try and try to get acquirements of English uses.

Do you know about ケツ毛バーガー？
I had never know about it until yesterday. If you also don't know,
you should googled for ケツ毛バーガー. This keyword means
a female of an accident that her privacy widespread though the Internet
because of virls on a file exchange software.
From its information, someone finds her id on the mixi.

Monologue

Sarcasm is what losers use to try and bring winners down to their level.

Yeah, right.

Ahhh, finished!!!!

>>806
shut up! you are a loser neet ,too!

>>809
you are a wise winner.

>>806
you are a wiser and rich winner.

YO!

no one here ?

In the land of the pig, the butcher is king

When a verb ends in vowel+cosonant, you should double the consonant
before -ed. When a verb ends in a consonant+y, y should change to i
before ed. This is the way to make the simple past of a verb.

Happy New Year. From underpopulated thread.

I still love you..........jane....

im mad very well...

Cheer up!!

kuso sure agenna

I am sick with justice.

shut up

I`m nervous...

Please start a monologue.

I am so tired today.

Sometimes I think that I'm a selfish person who will never
be satisfied with another person. I want to fall in love,
get married, have children and be a wonderful father and
husband. But I don't know if I'm strong enough of a person.

Usually I am charming and kind until I get a girl into bed,
and then I revert to being selfish. When it's very important
I can still be a good person, but in everyday matters, I don't
think that I am.

I used to think 'selfish' means 'fishmonger.'
Has that ever happen to you?

I'm a loser.
I have no money,no girlfriend.
Nobody talks to me.
I've been buried since my junior highschool school.
I'm always alone.
I'm doing nothing but the internet.
All I want is just to have the best frined before I die.

i am a loser ,too.

I hate everyone today.
I hope I will feel better when I wake up tomorrow.

I started going to the dentist from October last year.
I'm a kind of person who is always nervous about small things.
I've had so many bad teeth until now but I've never wanted to go to the dentist.
Ask me why ? Because I have bad breath all the time.
May be there's something wrong with my internal organs.
So I would often be bullied when I was a kid .

>>826
whoa! I thought it was my boyfriend talking for a second...
well at least you seem to be aware of what might be wrong- that's a start.

>>827
lol

>>830
that happens. yea, get some good rest and hopefully you'll feel better tomorrow.

>>831
well, have them fixed. if you still have problems you can always consult with doctors.
just try to get to the sources and you'll see the light.

you must be gay anyway

who me?

Thank you so much.
You're such a kind person to have consoled me with warm words.
I've managed to continue going to see the dentist until now.
Honestly speaking,it's because I came across a cute girl there
at the reception desk.

Oops,sorry.
My posting above is for <<832

whatever your motive is,
it's good that you are still seeing your dentist,
and that's all what counts..right?

You're totally right.
By the way,I also read 826's posting.
And his comments reminded me of a novel titled "aino rukeichi" by Jyunichi
Watanabe.Have you read it? If not,I recommend you to read it.
Keep it in mind that there are two type of guys all around you.
Those are Kikuji and Fuyuka's husband.
You should look for a boyfriend like Kikuji,who is sort of a man whose happyness
consists in pleasing his girlfriend sexually.

I used to think "Susie" was a Japanese name........すしえ.
But at the same time, I felt it was a very strange name.

so damb...

>>840
uho, I'm smarter than you, 'cause I can spell "dumb" correctly, lol

damn

uho!

so gay

you mean 'so happy' or 'so faggoty'?

definitely gay

uho!
you are a full-fledged gay, lol~~

u r flaming gay

do you live on the Castro st.?

I prefer Haight - Ashbury

I am fed up with my coworker・・・
He always asking me for my task ideas.
He presents my idea to our boss as if they were his!
What a jerk.

>>851
Why don't you intentionally provide him with erroneous ideas and
see how he will embarrass himself in front of his boss?
*Time for Revenge, Man!*

>>851
it's about time you have a good talk with your boss, then.
and you better let him know that you're the one behind all these ideas.
otherwise your boss will never know.

it's easy to yak about how you are exploited,etc.,
but you should know that no one will recognize you
until you prove yourself.
if you let someone F you over, that's it.
just like your colleague F you over.
no one will contest it, but you.
what are you gonna do? are you gonna just take it?

Cult sucks!

I wanna kill my boss slow.
Shoud i do it?

like how?
if you think it's worth doing it, knock yourself out.
I wouldn't think that's a smart thing to do, tho.

It's time.

well then!

You've spoken like a true android. You are hypnotized. In Japan do you get to smoke
green sometimes? Or is it highly outlawed? Just calm down. Learn to understand rather
than wish to be understood.

There is no point in obssesion. Do you agree? I like to eat fruits and drink water and ice.
How old are you? What is your name? Do you have any pets? Are you sad? I hope not.


Guess how old I am? Are you Itailian or Mexican? I can see the homeland in your eyes
and hear it in your voice. I had to crawl in through the spare bedroom's window last
night. When I got home around 2:00 am I noticed I had misplaced my key.
In a way I depise commercialism. Everything is so in your motherfucking face all the time.
Buy this. You need this. They'll like you more if you have this. Want, want, want this.
They even do it to children. Quite overexcessivly. Watch the Cartoon Network. It's disturbing
how many times in a row they'll play certain commercials.

This universe is only a spec in the entire equation. Who knows what is and what is not!
We are trained to be.
We are trained to be.
I promise we are trained to be.

Unequivovcal institution from underlying my nature tells me :
Just Come Here!!

http://4-ch.net/4ch

Yeah It's should be intuition LOL

O what a sparkling sunshine.
O what a happy feeling.
Water is slick.
Wind is fluffy.
keru run ku ku

I was talked to a foreigner on my way home,
however I couldn't answer her questions...
Because I can't speak English at all.
I've got to started studying English!!

The sentence that I learned today is as follows.

-I can almost understand what you are saying, but I can't speak.
-I wish I had studied English while young.
-Please excuse my poor English.

Keep it up ! *g*

Nothing attracts me now. So the only way left for me may be to go to
another country.

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　　　_＿　　　　 /　廿
　　　 ／　　　　/　 .又
　　　（＿,　　　
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I introduce Kanzo Uchimura. He was a Christian thinker, pacifist, and the founder of the Nonchurch Movement of Christianity in the Meiji period and Taisho period Japan.
In 1861, He was born in Edo. His father is a Samurai.
In his childhood, He let his younger brother die from fall by mistake, and this gave him a deep sense of guilt.
He showed a tarent of language from a very early age.
He started to study the English language at the age of 11. The Meiji era began, and his family became poor.
Inspite of his excellent record,
he could not go on to the imperial University of Tokyo because of this poor.

In 1877, he entered the Sapporo Agricultural Collage. This collage is a predecessor of Hokkaido University.
His classmate had Inazou Nitobe who we introduce later, Kingo Miyano who would become a botanist and so on.
Uchimura had the theory of non-god at this time. However, he became a believer
in Christianity by persistent invitation of his Christian seniors who was influenced in W.S Clark strongly.

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Farm Minister cheated utilitiy expenses. He named his parents' home
as the office of his supporters. His predecessor died based on money
problem. It's unbelivable. Why was he chosen as the farm minister.
Politicans are crazy. They are so greedy that they can't understand
even simple things, and so they think they can do everything
without being known to others. Arrogant men are just supid.

I'm so loser. I know my humanity is almost broken.
Where should i go? How should i be?
I should have noticed that earlier.. I'm loser

I'm da winna.

Our universe is curved. It was found that light is bent by the gravity.
So our human nature also must be distorted by the gravity.

In what way? you Darko maniac.

>>870
i am such a loser as well.
but at the same time, look on the bright side. life is not that bad.
sometimes i look in the mirror and think my god i am hideous.
but when people tell me i'm beautiful, even if the person saying it is a weirdo.
i apppreciate it.
i don't expect my life to be perfect. of course no one's life is perfect.
but one in a while i think i might be the happiest person in the whole wide world.
usually that happens when i am having a good meal or watching a great tv show.
small things like that make my life worth living.
that's what it's all about, enjoying whatever you like whenever you like.
when i feel like that, i think back to the times when things werent going well, and im like
"wow that was so silly. i was upset about tiny things that wouldnt even bother me now"

i love all these people online that i can talk to in japanese.
i can say whatever and they will be totally honest with me. its awesome.

English is so difficult to me.
but i love this.

I haven't had a decent shag for ages. orz

I am sick of 2ch.
But…beats me what I wanna do.

i wan't to get English as soon as posible.
but I won't spend much money to it.

You can learn by watching TV.

from  radio programs also

umm...this thread has been active these days.
why not talk to myself then...

I am worn out these days. coz too many things to do
in 24 hours..but all I want is to sleep.(not talking about sex
like you pervert and whore). Simply I want to sleep. But I always
wake up at 3 am or 4 am. Poor me. OK I gotta study hard!
but why why why? it's too boring to study! All I need is;

1)to understand TIME articles completely 2)to build up
vocaburaries 3)to eliminate grammatical mistakes. 3)+1 to have
more muscles and get rid of extra weight...W

Nothing is wrong with wanting to sleep. You might want to go to the doctor's office to have yourself checked out. You have a mild case of insomnia.

Well, I did the same mistake again...
Because of Internet-Maajang, I couldn't finish my work.
SIGH.

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Japan is only nonwhite country that it has not been colony for white.
It goes without saying it's a main pride of Japan.
For instance, Chainese offen say that Japan is most bad country.
Or, Korean say that many japanese is a wrongdoer.
But not only they were always beaten by many other countrys, but
also they were colony by white country at old time.
Please consider, which countrys are elegant China, Korea or Japan?
Now I wanna hear this answer from every country people.

For being such a loner, I can't seperate myself from people.

Maybe something is wrong with my head. Of course, there must be something wrong if I am talking to myself.

Sex would be nice in the near future. I need a whore or something.

pfilippin pub is great. i love P.P.
i sometime go there for the purpose of learning english.
this place is no only provide us a relax time, but also give us some idea
how to speak english.

Speaking of philippine pub, I have a few friends whose wives used to
work there.
There is one thing common to them,which they became henpecked husbands after marriage.
You have to learn a lesson from here!

run run loo~

I transmitted New-Year's-greetings mail to the friend.
However, there was no reply.
The reply was not sent even if it clicked the transceiver button how many times.

Should I buy a shotgun?

2ch seems like one great website, but sadly I cannot
speak Japanese. The only place for me is here, in
the small room of the English board. If only more
people in Japan spoke English or Spanish, even. Maybe
I should get around to learning Japanese, then.

>>892
How do you say "hello" in Spanish?
Which is more difficult to learn English or Spanish?

Our life is but a span.

>>893
"Hola."
I think Spanish would be much easier.

>>895
Oh! What a surprise! I never thought you would give me the answer.
Thank you veeeeeeeery much.
I want to learn Spanish a bit, but I don't have enough brains to learn both of them.
Japanese is a minor language population-wise, so I'm gald to hear that you want to learn it.
Because I feel you're interested in Japan or something Japanese.

Japanese is very easy to learn in my opinion.

>>895

Are you sure? Both languages have their own difficult aspects. Spanish verbs are a complete nightmare, for instance, but for a Japanese speaker, the English phonology is a huge challenge.

Besides, >>896, you seem like you know English quite well already.

>>897
Then, please show us your excellent ability of Japanese.

May be, in this case, " Please show us your excellent command of English" is much better.

Wow! How stupid I am!
Please show us your excellent command of Japanese.

>>896
You could say part of my motivation is 北川景子。=P
But I've been interested in Japan long before I knew about her!
Spanish isn't too tough, but like >>898 says, the verbs
will take a lot of memorizing.

I've never heard of 北川景子.
What's her profession, a singer or something?
So I guess you're a foreigner living in Japan.

>>903
No, I still live in the US. I couldn't make it Japan yet! x_x
She's an actress and model.

>>904
I've heard the news that forced fingerprinting policy like US=VISIT started in Japan.
So I think it'd be more difficult for you to come to Japan except tourist visits.
Then, I'll google it about her career from now.

>>904
She is so cute but isn't my type.
I hope you'll be able to meet her someday. good bye.

>>897
I would agree with you especially as to the voice skill because...

Very limited number of sounds (almost half of English) are used in Japanese.
No plural form, No declension by sex/number, No definite/indefinite article.
Words can be swapped almost freely thanks to the nature of the agglutinative language.

>>907
True, Japanese pronunciation is quite easy for an English
speaker. It's also true that there are less forms for nouns and
verbs. That being said, there are so many things about Japanese
that are new and foreign to an English speaker, so you could
hardly call it "easy".

>>907

Kanji. Game over for us foreigners.

I learn 600 kanji in a year. It is still long way till I can read
them in combinations.

Dave Specor says Kanji is a picture, and it's very fun to learn.

He is a Japanese pretends to be a foreigner.
He jokes are wet blankets.

>>908
Yup, but it's cultural issues, not the language issue.

>>909
Japanese use the following 'character' sets in documents.
- Kanji, Chinese character set, ideogram, Kanji 'character' is, usually, a word, not a 'character'
- Hiragana, phonetic characters derived from Kanji characters
- Katakana, another phonetic characters derived from Kanji characters, is used for mimicking foreign sounds

However, you cannot 'speak' those 'character'.
All you need to speak Japanese is sounds, right?

Writing Japanese could be very tough, however, speaking it is very easy.

I received a email with a photo from "a student of
columbia" who want to know about my country.
I doubt that this mail is a spam.

Anyway, why he added his photo?
Is it a universal standard?
I can hardly understand his boldness.

It's cold! It's f*****' cold!

Oh Nick, Kevin, how lonely you are
on the world wide web.

I saw my man crying.
He is just sensitive
and that's why I love him.
I'm gonna buy him a chocolate.

Monologue.
I'm posting monologue.

Heath, Brad... (:_;)
×17 sucks.

I want to go abroad and buy many bath salts.

Yay yay yay yay yay
Wow wow wow wow

"It's no fun being dead"
( ^ω^ ) Indeed.

I decided to leave! Yeah!

I wanna fack hot girl, I have a frustration. My type is lovely and kindness girl.

I want that weirdo to be mine.

I am out of sorts.
Where have they all gone?
Don't leave me alone.

Brit

What should I do? Why should I?
Why shouldn't I? What have I done?

When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother what will I be
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me
Que sera sera
Whatever will be will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera sera
What will be will be

Dear Buddha! No tsunami please!

I'm so timid. Nobody likes me.
If I had a gun I would shoot my head.

I'm wasting something that I should not waste.

Lately, that thread is a helluva post by me.
It's not such a good thing though.

I am discombobulated.
He said so.

Whenever I want to google, edit html or watch YouTube videos,
some of my siblings are sitting in front of the pc.
One is a vipper and addicted to online games.
I want to buy my own pc... if I get a job! lol

love & peace

I lied.

Who is Carlos

sage sage sage

6 feet under

I wanna die.

boom shakalak boom shakalaka boom

Please keep it lower than everything.

touch my body~

HE'S SO CUTE!!

he deleted his latest video

everyday I wake up at 12.

I have no friends

It's been a long time

Nobody likes me
Because I'm annoying
I want to kill myself

I don't smoke. I don't drink.
I don't speak.

never say "get a life" to me

call me moron

i can't talk like you

i am bored

i don't know what i want to do.
i am sick

aweful skill
uneducated
who i am

everyday is sunday
"tomorrow is monday..."everyday



i can see you

I'm living here.

red hair
green eyes

posh

fish

i want to die.

i am stupid.

"I'll string along with you"

"my very good friend in the looking glass"

Ooooo

"every day seems like a year"

"sweetheart when you are not near"

"sometimes i'm happy
sometimes i'm blue"