英語でしか会話できないスレ

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Hey!

tepid-po.

I found a nice thread!

Oh! Should I say "THE nice thread"?
I'm not good at articles(kansi).

Good night everyone.
I might write some words in this thread
if I feel it's good.

buona notte!

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Chatter in English (Part 6)
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1080928972/l50
English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ７
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1103938145/l50
Hey Native speakers! Come and help us!
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1089696504/l50
【真剣】「絶対」英語ONLY【真剣】
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1032157726/l50
英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/l50
英語で今日の気分を表現するスレ
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/l50

>>1
No stand up shit thread, maggot die

yo
wasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!

the worst

I'm 1's mother.
I'm sorry my son made such a boring thread....

we feel like partying today ! wanna join with us ? tonight ?

aa sex site-

Do you want to talk with me?

Di it by yourself!

>>15
hey its japanese..dont use romaji to express yourself..

How've you been?

My cock is erecting now. What should I do?
Give me your advice.

>>20
The best I came up with is break it in half.

>>20
I can look after you, boy.
welcome to gay world.

I want you to suck it. It's the best way.
But if you were male, give me much money to go to soap

If I say Yukorin will do whatever you want,
what do you buy me?

Shame on you.
Read what you write again.
You're an absolute idiot.

dildo

i wont buy you anything cuz your not yukorin..understand?

Auch! Something out of my cock.
I don' know the name of it whose color transparent white and smells a cattlefish.

Do you know where the English monologue is now?

I'll be back tomorrow.
Bye, people.

Yukorin still gets more and more popularity in English thread which are soncentrated by idiots or NEET

>>28
switch off your pc and go to the doctor...it might be cancer.

You love Yukorin, don' ya? If it were so. I think you were very Stupid

I prefer Abiru to Yukorin.
Oh, guess what! I happened to watch a TV program
in which Abiru the beauty was welcome.

Where does her beaty come from?
I think she inherited it from her mother.
Don't know how her mother looks but a little bird told me
she was an actress.

>>34
you maybe prefer Ai Miyazato, golfer to Abiru or Yukorin.

abiru sucks. i dont know whats so good about her.
she looks like just another whore on the streets of shinjuku.

On the other hand, I couldn't guess at all
what made Yukorin believed in Korin planet..

Which can suck my cock wgently? I think Abi better

>>37
Well, as a matter of fact, yes,
that's why she's so sexy for her age.
There's something about her.

Keep talking.
I've got to book to smoke.
I'll be back in a minute.

I like Rina Uchiyama. She's good, And prettier than Abiru and Yukorin.

if abiru was standing on the street corner in a pinkish dress,
i will never give her a dime...

>>43
You are too poor(both money and brain) to have a dime.lol

>>42
Couldn't agree more.
I forgot about her.
Rina sure is more beatiful, and she behaves well.
I love her, too!!

I'm not a fan of Abiru any more.
I was dumb, stupid..
How could I get her out of my head?
Silly, stupid, mad...

i've got enough brains not to be sucked by a dirty plain whore.

How about Tae who used to be a gold medalist and has been arrested by police

Hey let's talk about Rina chan!
I don't think I watch her on TV so often.
Do you know why?

>>47
who cares, you asshole? she is a real fuckin' whore..

Rina is mine. She's by my side now. She kisses me now.

I think so too.

I think her face is very well balanced, I mean,
If there's a bit between her eyes, she is ugly.

what a conspiracy !

>>50
How can I save you from your world?

I love Rina's face, voice, and all.
She's calm but energetic.
Wonderful, eh?

Rina said to me now, ' please stop 2ch, let's enjoy in bed together.'
Moteru otoko ha turai

Then I must go back to Abiru...
I should give up Rina chan.

who the hell are guys talkin about

By the what, she said enjoy what?

You should be a maniac from Abiru to Hanako Yamada.

>>58
I warn you, never say things like that.

>>60
If you twist my arm, I'll convert.

>>52
i just heard that the space between eyes makes a woman look
sexy.. she is ugly enough already, but the sexiness excels
the beauty and that makes her seem like cute
yet a girl next door.

I am jerkin' off

So let's just think how pretty and funny Hanako is.
I love her from the bottom of my heart.
She earns a great amount of money and never use it.
I love her attitude toward life.

I think Hanako is nice but her face...
But I Love Rina

I want to chat with a girl.
Can you make belive, please?

i would say gaijin would love her..

>>66
What?
Her face is what?

You're always complaining about girls' faces!!
You fat boy.

i suddenly feel getting tired of posting when i saw the name hanako..

>>66
Hahaha.
Rina is a good actress, no dought, but
she's a...a little easly get tempered.
So I always tell her " Calm down, it's all my fault, baby..".

>>70
Byebye.
We don't need your posting.

So let's move on to the most important part.
Who is the best actress/idol in Japan?

>>69
mom, theres some girls that i like and then i dont.
but her face is the last thing i can stand every time i see her on tv..

Abiru/Yukorin/Rina/Hanako

none of the above

Then bring up yours.

aidoru ota uzee.

スレタイが悪いわな。

what's wrong?

日本語だもん。今までの英語オンリー　スレってほとんどそう。

No need.

Everytime I met someone in Japan they always told me I'm cool.
Random strangers whisper "kakkoi" and "sugoi" to their friends with them when they see me.
People cross the street to get better glances at me.
I've been stalked by group of school girls, an old lady, and one drunk dude.
I got stares EVERYWHERE I went. (was nice attention at first, but got annoying after a while).
Strangers tried to befriend me all the time.
Jr. High School kid told me "Jaa ne" in a museum when I went out for a smoke.
Jr. High School girls waved to me when I passed by there school and giggled when I waved back. (My fiancee was with me and says it's because I'm cool)
My fiancee tells me I'm cool every so often, and worries that when I meet her friends they will try to ask me out even if shes sitting there with me.
She constantly fears that girls will ask me out.
Her brothers think I'm cool yet I've never had a conversation with them.
The hype her brothers give me about being cool has made her parents very anxious to meet me.

Yahoo!!

I kinda broke up w/ my boyfriend today.
I thought it's gonna be good if he said bye to me clearly
so that I can keep goin to the next and give you up.
Why were you gonna leave w/o clarifying what's going on?
You didn't say that even though you are leaving this
coutry.. I did not want to break up, but I wanted to
make it clear. I was not forcing you to say that.
I heard you said its up to you..

Hey, am I writing on wrong thread?

>>83
Don't complain about yourself being cool, mate. There are tons of guys who wanna be
treated like you. All you need to do is tell your girl that you'd never go off with
another girl even if they asked you out, my friend. You might want me to mind my own business
but MAN! How neat do you have to be to get treated like you!?

>>85
Do whatever you want.

So the gaijin you hung up with was leaving soon.
Seems like you're what they call, well, you know what I mean.

I support Yukorin's standpoint.

>>85
Why didn't you ask him?
Why didn't you tell him what you wrote in the thread?
If you guys had been together for a long time,
It's still possible to ask him, right?

>>85
I hope you have his email address or mailing address so that you don't have to wonder for the rest of your life.

>>87
And you are, so called, "jealous Jap man with small popo."

hello

I think that the most difficult part of english grammar is Article.
it's so fucked up

>>91
Funny you sound like you're from abroad.lol
Look into a mirror and see what's reflected on it.

>>91
funny...

８５
>> 87 89 90
Thank you for commenting on my stupid story ;)
He is not totally out of reach. I'll see how it goes.

>>96
Cool. Hope you will talk to him soon.
Good luck!

How touching.
What do you want? A mirror?

　

１００げつ。

１００ＧＥＴ！

please give me some good advice

I would like to work for another company
though, you know, the company now I work is really well paid.

I dont have any pleasure when working and dont have good
colleage alound me.

Actually I pass the exam of another company last month.

Now Im 22 and dont have neither wife nor childen.

What should I do??

Ｔ_Ｔ

it sounds a good joke for the bullten board.

Im really upset what should I do

It depends on you, but I'd say it's better to follow your mind
since you got through the interview.

>>1-105

school level (´･ω･｀)ｼｮﾎﾞ

Suck my dick!
This is not school level!hahaha

>>102
I suggest you ONANY
∩ﾟ∀ﾟ∩age

>>108
masturbation

>>106
It is not clear what you meant by saying "school level".
Maybe you meant "school level of english" but
the extent of school differs from elementary school
to grad school. What "school level" do you think you are on
, sir?

>>109
I suggest you masturbation? Don't forget to make that a verb.
By the way, you don't have to correct me. I typed out ONANY to give it
some impact. It sounds more convincing and more 2ch-like, doesn't it?


>>110
Chill out. What are you fussing over?
Use some COMMON SENSE, will ya?
He's referring to middle school and high school.

Do you have ANY clue why?

If you don't have any prior knowledge about the
education system in Japan, please keep your mouth shut.
If you do, well, keep your mouth shut anyways.

I hope your runny eggs show up soon.

what?

>>108>>111
Don't you know Onany is a Japanese word? And it is a noun... lol

>>114
you kidding. the word is from Genesis.

good morning guys!

morning.

hi!

Good night．

This is the first time I experience winter in Texas.
I can't believe how warm it is here.
Seriously, I am sweating.
I would never come here in summer.
God, and it smells like oil all over this area.

>>120
did you have a fun?

I wanted to see Teriman there.

Snow fell in Texas．

>>121
Not really.. This is not like Dallas or Houston.
It is a very small town. I don't mean to be a bitch,
but people here are unbelievable.
I have seen several people litter stuff from their cars,
and one of them actually throw away DIRTY DIAPER from his car!
I told about this to my friend who lives here, and he said he has also seen people like that.

>>122
What's Teriman?

>>123
When it happens, people freak out.. according to King of the Hill.

oppai!!

PvD is so gooooooooooooooood☆

wake up cuz I wanna go
you can have it all of them

good morning!

Is John Mayer popular in Japan?
Anybody?

I have no idea.

John Mayer

Fathers, be good to your daughters.
Daughters will love like you do.
Girls become lovers and turn into mother.
So mothers, be good to your daughters too.

Heard of the song? I'm in love with this.