WRITE IN ENGLISH NOT IN JAPANESE!!

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1 ：abebe ◆GFyFc64ElU ：
If you write on this thread, you should write in English, not in Japanese.
So, let write english right now!!!
2 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/08 00:33:16
I got 2!
3 ：ed：04/12/08 00:35:00
GAIJIN THREAD INVASION++!

... You guys don't mind, right? :)
4 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/08 02:04:20
There already are threads
where you could converse in English.
No need to make another.
5 ：誘導：04/12/08 02:08:21
Hey Native speakers! Come and help us!
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1089696504/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ６
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1101529732/

英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/

英語で今日の気分を表現するスレ
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/
6 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/08 04:00:56
I can understand your intention from the thread title,
but what kind of theme should I converse here.
It's like a diary-wise?
7 ：abebe ◆GFyFc64ElU ：04/12/09 00:36:34
>>6
No....It's not like a diary-wise!! It's the place you can use English for discuss about something and
you can get better English skills. So I made this thlead!!
8 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/09 00:43:38
Where do you come from, abebe?
9 ：6：04/12/09 00:56:10
>>7
I got ya.
10 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/09 01:24:21
Come to the thread below to chatter!

Chatter in English (Part 6)
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1080928972/l50
11 ：abebe ◆GFyFc64ElU ：04/12/11 01:31:22
>>8
I'm from Kanagawa prefecture. and you?

I think Channel2 is sometimes waste of our time but sometimes It give u good time.
how do you think about 2ch?
12 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/11 01:38:39
>>3
u aint GAIJIN.sucka.　and >>11 u need to practice fuckin' english more.
13 ：abebe ◆GFyFc64ElU ：04/12/11 01:40:54
I know what you mean, so I'm coming for practicing!
14 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/11 01:45:53
ok dat makes sense. go 4 it.
15 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/11 01:49:36
どうにもこうにもまことちゃん
16 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/11 01:50:51
If I say, "Is there a Santa Claus?", does it sound funny in grammatical terms?

P.S. I really don't care if he exists. I just found this sentence in a junior high textbook.
17 ：ed：04/12/11 01:54:58
>>12

Bah, and on what grounds do you say that? Do so many Japanese people pretend to be
gaijin on here that when one of us DOES stumble in here it becomes a matter of the
boy who cried wolf? Man.
18 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/11 08:19:32
Chatter in English (Part 6)
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1080928972/l50
19 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/11 08:26:00
hell yeah, many cats do. aiight, if u r GAIJIN, how did ya know 2CH?
20 ：ed：04/12/11 10:28:01
I'm a scary gaijin videogame and anime otaku who decied
to learn Japanese one day through reading shounen manga.
Run away in fear!
21 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/11 10:34:56
(´_ゝ｀)ﾌｰﾝ
geek　
22 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/11 10:43:23
WHITE（白）は英語で、日本語ではない


でいいですか

23 ：Anonymous：04/12/11 11:32:26
It's scary how many contributions 2ch gets.
24 ：abebe ◆GFyFc64ElU ：04/12/11 12:02:27
Can anybody tell us how many gaijins are coming 2ch??
25 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/11 12:17:58
i have no fucking idea. maybe only ed.
26 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/11 12:19:53
>>25。。。ともあれ君の英語酷すぎだよ。もっと上達してからここに書き込んでね。
レベル下げられるの迷惑だから
27 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/11 12:21:40
>>25
自然なfuckの使い方、くだけた下品な言い回しマスターするには君百年早そうだね。

日本人の馬鹿英語丸出しだよ。
28 ：abebe ◆GFyFc64ElU ：04/12/11 12:22:37
>>25
nope!! His English is like gaijin, but he isnt gaijin. I think none of gaijins are coming 2ch.
2ch is not known in overseas!! NO Gaijins are coming here!!
29 ：Lil' Shige：04/12/11 12:26:04
i ain't got NO idea, man

maybe fuckin' Ed does
30 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/11 12:29:24
>>28
お前カウボーイか
白人でもないくせにyep, nopeとかいうの馬鹿丸出しだぞw
31 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/11 12:30:51
>>29
Are you gaijin?
Brother?
32 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/11 12:33:05
>>31
nope
33 ：ed：04/12/11 13:20:59
>>28

Excellent work there, Holmes. I concede to your superior logic. Your blanket statements
offered with no proof or evidence are clearly the be-all-end-all of all arguments.
34 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/11 15:29:29
>>28
so why ya asked?
35 ：Agon：04/12/11 15:58:14
...so I'm the first gaijin here???
hmm... I guess not.
36 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/11 22:10:41
Chatter in English (Part 6)
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1080928972/l50
37 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/11 23:22:45
I am pen.
38 ：Anonymous：04/12/12 02:56:18
I am pan.
39 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/12 03:00:35
I am pin.
40 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/12 03:51:49
i am a pen, too
41 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/12 04:01:47
We are a pen.
42 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/12 04:18:11
>>40 not a pen. You are a penis. I'll call you Penis.
Penis, have you finished your homework?
43 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/12 04:19:54
>>42
Not, I sutudy yet.
44 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/12 04:35:02
あい　はぶんと　ふぃにっしゅど　まい　ほーむわーく　いぇっと
45 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/12 04:42:29
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46 ：輝 ◆h91bBBodB6 ：04/12/12 04:44:07
・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・ハロー
47 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/12 04:47:42
>>46
God moningu!!
48 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/12 07:34:09
Good mourning
49 ：Grant：04/12/12 10:02:45
I'm just happy that this thread hasn't degenerated into crude, sexual name-calling.
...Like the other 'speak in English' threads.

Seriously. I love 2ch and all, but I just can't read it. There's too much stuff, and it takes me too long to decipher all the japanese... most of which is just "ちゅうぼう！かえれ！" or something like that.
Signal:Noise, ね
50 ：ed：04/12/12 14:58:25
>>49

As opposed to any a typical message board in any other language?

I refer you all to Gabe's Greater Internet Fuckward Theory:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-03-19
51 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/12 17:44:25
>>50

To which I respond, "shitcock".
52 ：Anonymous：04/12/15 18:29:35
I am writing in English.
I am not writing in Japanese.
I am a pan.
53 ：abebe ◆GFyFc64ElU ：04/12/17 00:47:03
I am abebe. nice to meet you.... oh I actually didnt meet you, sorry.
54 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/17 02:24:00
>>53
You are fuuuuuunny!!
55 ：abebe ◆GFyFc64ElU ：04/12/18 02:23:31
Im not actually good at writing, so I want to talk with you by using skype....
Its here!!

大本
ttp://web.skype.com/home.ja.html

無料IP電話　skypeの解説
ttp://classical.egoism.jp/skype/
56 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/18 05:48:57
my god. seriously. u ppl r such a bull shitter. use the fuckin japanese if u r japanese.
now im gonna use japanese.
こんにちはｗ
57 ：MIKEY：04/12/18 06:31:13
東京でラブホテルでアメリカGALと大興奮した時に撮った写真です。

http://www.kit.hi-ho.ne.jp/~twalker/img-box/img20040902020134.jpg
58 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/18 06:40:36
>>57
your girlfriend is very pretty
i envy you
59 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/18 09:15:19
>>56
big up big up
60 ：abebe ◆GFyFc64ElU ：04/12/19 11:06:10
>>56
No, you wont need to use fuckin japanese!! take it easy.......
If u have time can u call me then we talk practicing English.

>>57
Oh.....what a fuckin shit !!
61 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/19 14:21:49
What's the use of spitting out four-letter words like that?
If you want to learn to write in English, use more appropriate ones.
62 ：abebe ◆GFyFc64ElU ：04/12/20 23:59:39
I'm just coming here for fun, so I dont care. Sometimes you have to think about seriously
this thlead how to use. For me this thlead is just for fun!!!!!!
63 ：Anonymous@LearningEnglish：04/12/21 03:23:59
I won this thread.
64 ：Anonymous：04/12/21 08:42:03
I won the internet, several times.
65 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/21 23:17:31
>>64
So what?
66 ：Anonymous：04/12/22 02:56:38
>>64

So: lol internet
67 ：abebe ◆GFyFc64ElU ：04/12/22 15:57:53
anyway, this thlead cant be waste. I will take care of this thlead, I wont give you!!!
68 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/22 17:02:13
>>67
このスレはもらった
69 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/22 17:45:17
What's the purpose of this thread?
What's the difference between "Chatter in English" thread and this?
70 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/22 17:47:06
>>69
ぶっちゃけ重複っぽい。
71 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/22 17:58:33
>>70
Then, why don't we use this thread for other purposes?
72 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/22 18:03:53
>>71
今から無理やり別の方向に持っていくより素直に削除依頼を出す方がいいと思う。
71は何か提案というか題材ある？
73 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/22 18:26:25
>>72
It's ok with me to delete this thread.
But if that's impossible, why don't we turn it into a general discussion room for anything?
I don't think this is a very good idea, but I can't think of anything else for now.
74 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/22 23:46:12
>>55
パソこそ蛾ぶっ壊れｔ
75 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/23 05:02:43
ok then lets talk sex.
76 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/23 23:06:21
>>75
何か話題ぐらい振ろうぜ
77 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/26 17:29:02
oooh ok.... does anyone have ever been to foregin contry??
78 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/26 17:32:24
>>77
I have. I went to Osaka a few years ago.
It was quite a dangerous country. I was almost killed by the natives.
79 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/26 18:11:14
>>78
Are you posting your message from outside of Japan?
What is your ethnic background?
80 ：Paul ◆VnD7td7cyA ：04/12/26 18:13:32
>>79
>What is your ethnic background?
I spy American English.
81 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/26 18:18:45
>>79-78
ZANNEN！！　Of course I'm japanese.
People in 2ch often call Osaka "Osaka Minkoku", don't you know?

82 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/26 18:23:45
>>80
Can I ask you a question?
What part of >>78 do you think to be American English?
If you don't mind, please write a British English version.
83 ：Paul ◆VnD7td7cyA ：04/12/26 18:37:41
>>82
>What part of >>78 do you think to be American English?
'ethnic background'
>If you don't mind, please write a British English version.
Hmm, I think it's just a question that would rarely be asked
in /conversation/ in Britain. Now government surveys and such
is a different matter.

So if I was writing >>79 I'd ask what /nationality/ >>78 was
or what country he came from. If (for example) he happened
to be American but of Japanese descent (日系人) I'd expect him
to volunteer that fact if he thought it was relevant.
84 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/26 18:58:32
>>83
So you just thought or had a hunch, instead of finding some American usage in his post, right?

85 ：Paul ◆VnD7td7cyA ：04/12/26 19:04:11
>>84
To first approximation 'ethnic background' _is_ American
usage, when used in general conversation.

I was really shocked when I first found out how commonly
'ethnic background' is used in America compared to the UK.
86 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/26 19:14:47
>>85
Oh, so you thought >>79, not >78 was American, am I correct?
If so, now I understand all your postings.

Sorry to have caused you some trouble, and thank you very much.
87 ：Paul ◆VnD7td7cyA ：04/12/26 19:32:31
>>86
I thought >>79 was /possibly/ American, but also quite likely
a Japanese man who had /learnt/ American English (... very well ;-).
88 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/26 19:34:11
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89 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/26 19:35:10
Suck my dick Paul

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90 ：冬のオイラ：04/12/27 00:34:27
It is my pen.
91 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/27 00:41:42
What is it?
92 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/27 01:00:50
Surprised at the large tsunamis. Many Japanese people were involved?
93 ：tatsuki ◆hBCBOVKVEc ：04/12/27 01:05:09
Dude, I felt a small tremour even through Im in Malaysia...
まあ、そう遠くないから、当たり前といえば当たり前？
94 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/27 01:15:03
Considering the geographic condition, the tsunami should reach
the coast of the West of Thailand?
95 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/27 23:47:09
Does anybody here kow Eve Selis?
I love her and the band. What a strong and at the same time sweet voice!
If you never heard their music, You are missing something wonderful.
96 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：04/12/27 23:53:46
Eve Selis sucks cock in hell
97 ：Anonymous：04/12/28 01:35:35
Everybody sucks cock in hell.
98 ：kintaroCA ◆rufQXw15Gg ：04/12/28 10:18:07
>>97 :
What's new ? Heaven is the same.
99 ：Anonymous：04/12/28 12:21:50
In heaven, everybody sucks MY cock.
100 ：kintaroCA ◆rufQXw15Gg ：04/12/28 14:21:13
I call dibs on purgatory then.
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Chatter in English (Part 6)
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1080928972/l50
English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ７
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1103938145/l50
Hey Native speakers! Come and help us!
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1089696504/l50
【真剣】「絶対」英語ONLY【真剣】
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1032157726/l50
英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/l50
英語で今日の気分を表現するスレ
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/l50
102 ：Anonymous：05/01/08 21:00:04
>>101

You're very helpful. Who are you?
103 ：停止しました。。。：
真・スレッドストッパー。。。(￣ー￣)ﾆﾔﾘｯ