English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ６

Please say something freely only in English and leave.
This is a monologue thread. So you can talk to yourself.
Others don't have to take part in it or give a response.

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Somebody broke away, that is, premature start.

This thread has come to an end due to prmaturity...
In other words, miscarriage.

K is too late. I missed a nice lunch. I wonder why she is always
so slow. Slow and steady wins the race. There is some truth in it,
but it's hard to be always patient.

>>6
Does "K" stand for "Kame?"

You are right.

In pre-thread named"English Monologue part5"，the man who got 1000 first time is too childish.
He kept writin' non-sense things from 978 to 1000.
'Cause he had never gotten 1000，he did so.
I'm sure he is wankin' now for his first win.

I wonder why she's got better all of a sudden. She's not been good so
far. She used to be too loose. All of a sudden she's got tight, so
I can't stand it. Again I wanna enjoy it.

He never calls me at all these days. He may be such
a person as chooses his friends based on advantages
and disadvantages. He thinks of nothing but his own
interests.

It is a question.
For example, does it become the dishonest act which writes "○ or ×" in a question paper?

What do you mean?

>>13 I'm sorry.This is a question in "TOEIC TEST".
Why does it become the dishonest act which writes "○ or ×" in a question paper?

>>14
I see.
Well, I have no idea why you aren't allowed to do it.

>>14 thank you.
then,What do you do in "TOEIC TEST"?
I'm sorry if it does not understand.

>>15 I'm sorry.
then,What do you do in "TOEIC TEST"?
I'm sorry if it does not understand.

A new Zaurus has a hard disc, 4 giga bites. I'm tempted to
buy it. But is it really useful? Has anyone bought the
new Zaurus? It costs about 70000 yen.

people who have blood type both b and ab...
yahoo news

I think man of B type cannot in general make good
relationships with woman of A type blood.
But in a few cases, they are extremely in good
relationships.

My blood type may be ab or a.

Associating people's nature with their blood types has no ground.
It's bullshit, you know.

what you said is truely right. but your brain is more bullshit.

>>23
truely right
more bullshit

pu

I am houkei so my one is classified with small and thin, and rapid erupt

As far as I know, it is only Japanese people that believe or
talk about the close relation between a person and his/her
character. When I told my friends from other countries
about it, they seemed to enjoy listening to my explanation,
though they didn't believe it. It's very interesting as a
joke topic to kill time.

I have no ability to speak some joke
My English is rather low,,,orz

Misunderstanding concerning the relationship between a man's
character and his blood type tends to arouse prejudice toward
people of certain blood types, especially those of type B, who
are said to go their own way, or type AB, who are allegedly weirdos.

As a rule I don't in the least have any faith in the
blood and character theory. But from my past experience
people with AB type blood are little different from
others. But it may come from only my false feelings.

namely you regard AB oerson as crazy don't you?

please tranlate shinsei houkei ,sourou, and tinkasu in english!

It seems to me that people of AB type have special talents.
If their IQ is high, they can be a genius, but their IQ
is low, they are just strange persons.

Why do so many people like Takuma? There are so many types of
people in Japan.

it's so good. I'lose time to sleep.

I am smoking a cigarette,
drinking ice tea,
listening to WFMU
and try to not think about loves recently lost
but rather the loves lost long ago.

Tales from the old war times make me feel comfortable
and relaxed.

I want you to do it by yourself. Otherwise you'll be an idiot.

>>35
try not to think

>>35 loveS

love

>>35
>>recently

lately

>from

in

>>35

>>but rather the loves lost long ago.

???????????

I've learned breathing correctly is very important.
When we speak Enligh, we have to learn the right way to exhale.
But it's very difficult to master the right way to breath out and
in. I practiced it,and came near to having hyperventilation.

Damn it！I've overslept again！Alarm was ringin'，but it couldn't make itsself heard to my ears.
Fuck！I can't stand my sleep-life.
Ah，everyone is son of a bitch！

Gimme some lovin'！I'm gonna give educations to educational you.
Gimme some poison！T'm gonna show you my masterbation.
Now I want sign that prove my existance.
'Cause no love is around me.
I heard that the Tain-man，known to many people in Japan as 2-channel user，had been breaken up
his relation with Hermes-lady.
I can help laughin'.HAHAHAAHA

>>35-40

No

(I thought to myself)

>>35-40

No

(... I thought to myself)

orz

I double-posted
And now even triple-post
Dumb winter morning

This is my first post here ^^
I am a native English speaker who was randomly browsing and stumbled upon this thread.
Something caught my eye which compelled me to write something.
>>38
"loves" is actually correct. In that context, loves refers to loved persons, not the emotion.
If I had to find fault in >>35 it would be the usage of "try".
"smoking" and "drinking" are present continuous verb conjugations, while "try" is present simple.
The correct form in this statement would be "trying".
Also, saying "trying not to" instead of "trying to not" is a more common usage.
I'm presently trying to learn Japanese, so I understand how difficult it can be to master a language.
If we all work hard and help each other out, I think the world will be a better place eh?

Oh I bought too many goods, spending a lot of money again.
Where are you from, 48? It's impossbile to master
a foreign language. I've given up mastering English.
But I want to enjoy speaking or writing English,
even if my English is very poor.

> "smoking" and "drinking" are present continuous verb conjugations, while "try" is present simple.

Yes, I changed tenses. Doesn't seem incorrect to me, as that part of the sentence comes after an "and"
which leaves open the possibility of a new level of meaning in that sentence. Basically, the actions
of smoking, drinking, etc. are things I did right now when I wrote that sentence, while the attempt of
not thinking is more of a habit thing. It also is a state of mind of mine, one that doesn't really change.


(... I thought to myself)

> attempt of not thinking

attempt at not thinking

I am not concentrated enough for forums like these where you don't have an edit or delete function. orz

I feel Americans often use the present continuous.
I learned at school that the state verbs cannot used
in continuous forms, but I often hear my American
friends say "I've been waiting for you".
I feel "wait" is not an action verb but a state verb.
There may be a difference in feeling what verbs are
state verbs and what verbs are action verbs.
But it's not so important for me.
If I pay attention to these grammatical matters
too much, I lose my interest in speaking English.

"Wait" is an action verb, isn't it?

Four men were found dead inside a Tokyo apartment,
apparently in a suicide pact, while a man has died,
suspected of contracting hepatitis after eating pork
intestine at a barbecue restaurant in Hokkaido.
Some can decide the day of their death, but others
cannot. Which would be better?

I think Kiyohara is very unlucky. Now he cannot
get along with the Giants manager Horiuchi,
so he may be kicked out of the team.
When he graduated from high school he wanted
to join the Giants, but he couldn't.
It took many years for him to be a member of
the Giants, but it seems to be very difficult
for him to stay in the Giants until he retires.
He used to be the No. 1 batter in Japan.
I feel sad to know that every life has its ups
and downs.

>>49
I'm from Canada. English is certainly a difficult language to master, largely
because of the way that it developed. With all the exceptions and homographs,
it's no wonder it's a big challenge to learn!
"Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present."
I'm finding Japanese is more straightforward, for the most part. But there is also kanji to tackle...

>>50
> Doesn't seem incorrect to me, as that part of the sentence comes after an "and"
> which leaves open the possibility of a new level of meaning in that sentence

Fair enough, but let us look at it piece by piece. At the start of your sentence, you have
a series of items seperated by commas. Because you started off with "I am", it
essentially imparts that understanding to each of the items. So:

I am smoking a cigarette, I am drinking ice tea, I am listening to WFMU and
and I AM try to not think about loves recently lost...

I believe the grammatical term is a "lack of parallel structure".
Also, you have two independant clauses, so it's best to seperate the two clauses,
as opposed to having one series.
To impart the meaning which you stated above, I think it should be:

I am smoking a cigarette, drinking ice tea, and listening to WFMU,
and I try to not think about loves recently lost, but rather the loves lost long ago.

Also, for greater impact, you could break that sentence up
into 2 sentences, dropping the second "and".

<sarcasm> Grammar is fun isn't it! </sarcasm>
Actually I find that with Japanese I always get mixed up with
particle usage, and that is often worth a good percentage of the
marks on the tests. So I can certainly identify with what 52 said!
And yes 53, "wait" is an action verb.
Hehe, I wonder if this is what teaching English in Japan is like, because that's something
that I'm considering doing for a year or two after I graduate from university.
Well, it's incredibly late now, or early. Almost 9am! I've probably become slightly incoherent so
it's time to sleep for me ^^

He is one of the luckiest persons, because he's
had what it takes to be a star. One can never
be completely satisfied.

>>56 Oh, are you from Canada? I have quite a few good
Canadian friends. I feel that there is a big difference
between Americans and Canadians in their way of thinking.
Don't you think so?
I've been able to make good Canadian friends so
quickly, but I couldn't make any American friends,
though I lived in the States for many years in the past.
But it may be a very special case.

Is "live" an action verb or a state verb?
We can see both examples in the many textbooks.
He is living in Tokyo now.
He has lived in Tokyo for thirty years.
I understand the difference of those expressions.
Is "live" an action verb or a state verb?
We can see both examples in the many textbooks.
He is living in Tokyo now.
He has lived in Tokyo for thirty years.
I understand the difference of those expressions.
But does it mean that some verbs have both elements,
that is, of action verbs and of state verbs.
I just talked to myself, but I would appreciate it
if a native English speaker could teach me about this.

Oh, my, I double-copied. Anyhow when I think of grammar,
I have too many questions, and cannot go ahead.
I'd better forget it.

I'm so hot. I gatta go to the veranda.

Great Hunter, constellation Orion is so beautiful.
Orion's Belt reminded me of my childhood, becuase
I enjoyed looking at the stars at night when I was
a child.
The beauty of Orion's Belt and Sirius is completely
same as before. So is her inner beauty. I want her
to get over the shock.

There are some cases that we can get something more
important by losing a very important thing.
Anyhow it's sometimes too tough to be a man.

>>56

> I believe the grammatical term is a "lack of parallel structure".

I believe that is more of a term of formalistic and pointless pedantery.

> Because you started off with "I am", it
essentially imparts that understanding to each of the items.

Not really, since I did change the tense, signified by the "try".

> Also, you have two independant clauses,

independent

Concerning actions and states:
I think the differentiation is merely arbitrary,
states are more of an essential kind,
while actions are more of a contingent kind.

I don't think any particular verb refers to an essential
state or contingent process per se, though. The interpretation
is ultimately up to the individual utterance and the context
of common usage it appears in and thus changes depending
on the perspective.

I'd say that Godot, for instance, isn't waiting. He waits.

(... I thought to myself)

>>59
I'd say that the stereotype that Canadians are nicer is more true
than one would think.
>>65
Yes, you're right about the spelling, but hey, I'm entitled to the occasional typo here and there ^^
Well, in the context of your original statement, when you changed tenses a literal interpretation would
construe it as a command.
It would imply you were ordering people "try not to think about..."
Because you seem to have 2 clauses here, it's as if you have two
separate thoughts joined together by "and". Since you are the one doing the thinking,
you must re-specify "I" as the subject. Otherwise, either "I am" will be assumed
(which is incorrect), or a different meaning is thought than you originally intended.
>>60
Regarding actions vs states, that actually became a point of argument in an IRC channel I frequent.
The general consensus was that "to live" is an action verb. It's hard
to explain why, however, I think it has something to do with transitive vs intransitive usage
that produces different types of sentences as you described. Hope this helps to shed some light on
the situation. English IS quite confusing. When speaking I generally don't think about this sort of
thing, as it comes as naturally as Japanese does to you guys. That's quite fine, until you have to explain
it to someone! ^^; Actually, does anyone know of a Japanese-English learning forum or something? Personally,
I'd find that helpful for myself, and at the same time I could help others too!

hello, I have no girlfriends and am a lonely man.
I need a girl who is young and pretty

I want to buy and play DQ8, but as you know, I am poor and have no money.
So I have got to play UNO alone. Paying UNO alone is somewhat boring. I really want some pretty girls to play UNO together.

Hello，ev'rybody！I am 932 in the thread named "English Monologue part5".
Today，I'm gonna tell you about my ex-lover，Keiko.
Oneday，our boss ordered us to report what we are most interested in.
Keiko decided to report on“Single Mother”.
“Single mothers are discriminated not only by the society but by the law.Particular in England，there are many
single mothers，but they helps each other.In my opinion，they can bring up their child confidently with the reason.
If there is a Single mother in my neighbor，I will help her”，she reported.
Now she is married.But she has no child.How dose she take her life？

Thanks a lot，billion！！

I heard that the Train-man，known to many people in Japan as 2-channel user，had been breaken up
his relation with Hermes-lady.
I can't help laughin'.
HAHAHAHA！！

注） Train-man・・・かの有名な「電車男」。
　　　Hermes-lady・・・エルメスさん。電車男が酔っ払いから守った女性。
　　　break one's relation with A・・・Aと別れる、Aと恋人関係を切る
　　　can't help〜ing・・・〜せずにはいられない

As is often the case, good men cannot make a girl friend.
Because women are apt to like either very handsome men
or a little bad men. Some women loved even Takuma,
who killed a lot of innocent children. In 2-chan we can
see a thread where a lot of women admire or sympathize
with Takuma. Unbelievably a woman proposed to and
married Takuma when he was in a prison.
And she cried for Takuma when he was executed.
I can never understand such a woman's inner feelings.
I feel as if they were like aliens from the outer space.

I asked the women over thirty,"Do you like Bae Yong, the famous
Korean actor, and all of them said "Yes".
But when I asked the women in their early twenties,
"Do you like Bae Yong", all of them said, "No."
So it seems that Bae Yong is only popular among
middle-aged women.
But why? Can any woman can answer this?

Women over thrity lost their hope beause they knew the reality.
So they want to run away from the reality and enjoy daydreaming.
Women in early twenies don't have to enjoy fantasizing, because
they still have a bright future.

Sex, money, fame, and peace of no worth ended in a spoiled heaven.
The tiny monkeys would hate to perish, but they could not find the value of themselves.
Monkeys always want what others want, and robbed others of everything that they could find.
An earth is to be collapsed, a monkey is to be killed, and a law is to be violated.
So many negative principles are easily found, which implies the simplicity of the value.
However, the simplification may not be possible for monkeys, thus they imagine a kind of
abstract law declared by a sacred existence. It is always obscure, mysterious, and questionable.
Then, monkeys want to say "it depends" without thinking. Contrary, human beings can
imagine or find something that can not be defined arbitrarily. The thing might be extended
in space and time, then stand against the negative statements.
Things must be thought to be worth, after you graduate from kindergarten.

I feel a pity for women. They are like children. They act on
instinct or impulse. They think using not their head but womb.
But they can make men very patient and strong.

Colds are prevalent. I cannot stop coughing. Quite a few
have a slight cold in my office. I should go to bed early
today.

It's bad even if we are too busy. But it's also bad even if we have
too much free time. Being bored ia a kind of pain.

tonight is not so colder than the other day. so I can wank freely

I've been wondering why English threads made by native English
spekers are so boring that I lose interest in reading them.
One reason may be that my English ability is too low. But
I feel they think everything too logically, and love arguments,
which makes me very tired.
Apart from it, I eat chocholate everyday. I know it's not good
for my health. But I cannot stop eating it. How can I stop
eating chocholate?

it is easier way for you to stop eating some chocolates if you would eat unko instead,

It is when I go to bed that I feel happiest. If possilbe
I want to travel around the world after retiring from
my work. But it is only a few that I can do of all
the things I want to do.

Good evening, someone.

I feel a pity for men. They are acting like they know something, anything,
even when they don't know anything at all. They act on principles and
reason like an ultima ratio. They think using only their head will
reveal secrets to them.
But they can be very patient and strong if a woman lets them be.

I have been looking for a job on the internet. It took me many hours to find it.
but there is not a good job using English.
lots of freelancer only...

to my surprise anonymous must be a woman.

it' so difficult to know what is the best way. I still don't know.
Maybe I have to decide it on a case-bycase basis.

Sometimes I feel good, but other times I feel bad. The colder
it gets, the worse I feel.

After all the most important thing as a woman's value is her face.
It doesn't mean that she should be beautiful,but it means that
she should not be ugly. Not all men don't want to marry a beautiful
woman, but no men want to a very ugly woman.

I can not understand why they persist to live in wilderness.
People in the wilderness like to waste so much natural resources,
but they believe that people in city area are wasting natural resources.

People in wilderness like cold and damp weather, wasting petroleum
by using private cars and large heaters, polluting water by emitting
pesticides and fertilizers from farmlands, neglecting occasions to
meet others, and protecting to be evaluated by others.

i've got a bad cold, feel throwing up owing to her negligence.

My mind is always loose.I neglected my studies again！
My mind's eye is watchin' her.Who's "her"？
She's my ex-girlfriend.She was the boon to me.And she was all for me.
Dreamin' a fleeting dream，I've been becomin' an idler.
She did never seem to change her mind.But she did so.
My heart has been broken in two.
What's goin' on me？Tell me！

For Nick Colin:
Showin' off your ass cause you thinkin' issa trend? Girlfriend, lemme break it down for you again.

Broken hearts, left and right and everywhere I go.
They say love is a powerful thing but so is heroin, too.
The most powerful thing, however,
is denial.

I need a pretty young girlfriend

I took my temerature, It reads 38.9. No wonder I was so tired.
I skipped classes today, cuz it's too hard.

>>93
You mean you broke up with someone?

too tought. It's been two years since I caught a cold last.

I need one,too.
why the hell the system of attraction doesnt work as everybody wants?
why do I feel like to running away from somebody who likes me?
nobody has to answer me cuz its my monologue....

If I got everything I wanted
I wouldn't want anything
I would turn into a slob.

Without desires and dreams
I am doomed to become motionless:
Buddha was a holy bum.

Thus I have to crave the impossible,
aspire the unattainable,
and seek the Sepulcher of our Lord Don Quixote!

Lonely nights take my heart away.
This is my opportunity to forget her.
She made me crazy.
One day，I was waitin' for her on the yard.
But she hasn't come.
My heart has been waitin' for her!!
"Let me get along with you，"I asked.
But she responded with coolness，"Please find your way."
Ah，maybe she has lost her passion for me.....

I can do it

I am strongly interested in female genital area.

She commited a heavy crime on copyright.she wrote some poem.
Her fan is crazy,too.

>>103
I know.
What do you think she's supposed to do?
Giving up continuing her carrer as a talent?

>>104
year, she had better do so or probation for certain months.
tousaku is never forgiven crime among artist

Why did she do that?
It's sure to happen that she couldn't get away with
criticism if what she does comes to light.
What appealed to her?
I guess she wanted to be considered a wonderful poet.

you are right! She hopes for she is thought intellectual artist by many people.

she is actually an unforgivable crimer sinner and liar. but her fan thinks she is still an angel.
I think almost all of her fan are morons.

I feel much better. That painkiller works very much. I like women.
They cannot give any metal help. I don't want mental help from
women. When it comes to mental help, male freinds are much better.
But women can give me physical help, physical pleasure. Only
women can give me physical help, namely physical pleasure.
Male friends cannot do that.

I hate juniors.
because they are insolent.

I really hate a kid called dean, nah, i mean i really hate msn.

I love yuukorin

don't speak ill of me

I hate cold, I cann't do anything but posting 2-chan.

I don't have opportunity to play

If I get one good thing, I lose one good instead.
Life is so complicated and hard.

Coffee gives me bowel movement.

Hooray for morning laxatives!

I cannot go to the year-end party because I have a high fever.

Keiko is king of the cute.
Ev'ryboy around me has been fallen in love with her.
She's my ex-lover，but she's gone.
What does she think....?

The more you try to get her, the farther the girl tries to go away
from you. It's very common in any soceity.
It is said that you are a loser if you fall in love with the opposite
sex first. In love relationship,it is very rare being strongly
attached to each other. In our case it took about three years before
we developed into the full romance.

When it gets cold, I always have a stuffy nose and a scratchy
throat. I'm afraid of this Christmas.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas ♪

I'm so tired. I wanna take a week off.

I hate quite a few large dump truck drivers. They often park their
car by the side of the main road. So we cannot go ahead. One lane
is blocked. They are rude and uneducated, so called Dqn.

Some drivers are nice.

Who will be the winner of K1. I can't wait to watch TV.

The most rude and annoying people are who think they are better than someone whether they claim so publicly or secretly.

T.Uehara takes it out on me.

K shibasaki is beautiful. i want her to be my girlfriend

I don't wanna die

I want to tie a romance relationship with kou just like shouting the love at the middle of the world.

Now on channel 1 K1 starts. The back of my throat itches.

For me the cold room is better.

I wish I knew Kaoru Mori's e-mail adress.

I'd rather like to know Yoshiro Mori's

Sunday is the church day.

I am cherry

Remy Bonjasky won the tournament, K1 GP 2004.
Musashi was the the runner-up.

Musashi finished second, but K1 is getting less and less
enjoyable. With nostalgia I look back on the days when
Musashi was beaten in the first game of the tornament.
In those days K 1 was very interesting.

'I am a 3 times champion!' I like this phrase said by someone

The warning of heavy rains and local flooding has been issued in our
area. I feel depressed. Tomorrow I can't have a good time. I gotta
go to an airport.

Some have star appeal, but others don't have.
He has little star appeal. So even if he reached
the final game, he was not praised very much.

Even now I'm awake. I wonder how many are still awake at this
late hour.

Tell me how I could quit visiting the 2-channel.

>>144

Start visiting the 4-channel:
http://www.4ch-net

>>144
Hello!
My opinion is that you should hit your pc as hard as you can
with a bat or whatever so that it will never operate,
if you really stop visiting 2ch.

I don't have to quit visiting 2-chan, because it gives me
an energry for my life.

>>145

http://www.4-ch.net

even

Listen to me carefully.
A great earthquake will come in comin' future.
We must prepar for it.
In according to Dr.Otuki，it's gonna come in March or so.
Be careful！

You're a maniac.
I don't believe it.
I'm not gonna believe it.
Nobody knows what'll happen in the future.
Nobody tells us when a earthquake will hit Japan.
If you insist he can, why didn't he do it a month ago?
Because he's lying.
I don't like it. If you say you believe him, I don't like you, too.

>>145
That's a SLEPT(neta), right? (w
Thanx anyway.
>>146
I am so poor that I cannot hit my PC that hard.
Thanx anyway.
>>147
I am so adicted to the 2-ch that I am every day
taken energry away by it, contrary to you.(w

I found a writing in a thread.
According to No.281，the situation which is called "Keep" is bad.
Follow is her explanation of it.If you wanna be aware the faked-love，please read.

“I am the woman of the third-year student in a high school. I confessed to the day of Valentine last year.
He said to me"I do not know about you well. Therefore, I cannot reply."
In these days，he says to me "I do not dislike you.I have the favorable impression to you."and "Please wait
till my examination is finished."And he has postponed replying.
Although he liked his thing as the world changed, when I said honestly, I was tired from waiting for his reply.
I think it hard that he is seen have talked with other girls happily. But since I am not her of him, I can say nothing.
If the mail from him comes occasionally, I will also forget one hard to be glad then.
However, it is left by me again.....
In fact, I need to refuse to him.
If he will finish taking an examination supposing, as for me, it carries out or in the innermost recesses
of the heart, I think that I may be able to associate with him. However, if refused to him, I cannot regain
my footing any longer. Therefore, although it thinks that it will say from itself, "It is already good",
it cannot step forward too.
I thought, "I am already disagreeable."

>>150
If I believe Dr.Otsuki，you dislike me，don't you？
But I love you and believe him.
To tell the truth，I don't wanna believe him.Am I being faked？
OK.I follow you.

>>151
No, you can hit it even if you're poor.
Well, try it now!

>>154

Well ....OK, first of all I'll break my fuckin'
YAHOO BB's modem. Teka, that's the easiest way to
quit the 2-ch, I believe. (ase)

....See you guys nowhere, yesterday!

I think you think I thought you forgot I'm thinking you forget I thought you think I think you're thinking... I forgot.

Greetings from the land of freezing-my-fucking-ass-off.

I think you think I thought you forgot I'm thinking you forget I thought you think I think you're thinking... I forgot.

Greetings from the land of freezing-my-fucking-ass-off.

>>151

> SLEPT(neta)

A desire was instigated within me
to learn the meaning of that term
for I am nothing but a gaijin in this 2ch.

And I have no idea what you meant.

>>158
Hi, Anonymous san.
I can tell what.
151 just used a pun.
"Slept" is translated into Japanese as "寝た"(which is pronounced
"neta"). And there's a homonym. "ネタ"(neta) means
a story you make up either to amuse someone or decieve them.
Get it?

Well, not to change the subject, but
how does 4ch go?
Are you visiting 4ch? I can't recognize you there.
And why don't we try to get the Anonymous thread on 2ch
more popular? I think we should devote ourselves to it.

Oh, and I forgot to tell you.
"Slept(neta)" is not commonly used on 2ch
unlike "orz" and "ry)".
I think 151 thought of that.
So please don't take care of it any more.

Anonymous san is so early rirser. I got up now. The waring of heavy
rains has been lifted. It's better. I can go shopping.

>>161
Well, I thought he's from Germany.
So, he may not be an early bird.
I don't know exacly what time it is now where he is, though.

Enjoy your shopping.

In the past Kyokushin kare was the strongest, I thought.
But it turned out that Kyokushin is not so strong as
compared with K1 or Pride fighers. After all Masutatsu
Oyama was idolized. In any field, the real thing is rare.

Reading a lot of threads in 2-chan I've found that there are
so many unhappy people in our society. I thought I'm one of
the unhappiest, but the fact is that there are quite a few
people who are having a much harder time than I. In a sense
anonymous threads are most useful. Because I can give away
my true feelings. But if a name or ID is shown, I may have
to hide my real intension from time to time. Now I have to
confess here. At bottom heart I feel very bad about what I
did to her. I swear to turn over a new leaf.

sometimes
my bottom-l

What did you do?

grope

i am wanking

Keep the sabbath day holy.

plz plz someone come help us!!!!!! by English into Jap. thread.

Who the hell are you

From now I gotta go to the airport to meet my friends.
It's blowing so hard. I'm afraid that I might catch a cold.

>>159-160

Oh, I see. I was under the impression that NETA was more or less synonymous with the English term "meme", though.

http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=meme
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme

If NETA does not mean "meme", then do 2ch'ers have a word for "meme"?


4-ch does pretty well. We are still small but steadily growing.
I am posting there but usually not with any special user name.
I like the while concept of anonymous contribution and want to
make it popular as much as I can there because western internet
users are much too proud of their user names and registered accounts
on other message boards. It makes for a pretty dumb attitude sometimes.


Japan is 8 hours ahead of Germany, I think. So, right now it is 10:12 AM here
and 6:12 PM in Japan.

Are you posting not in Japan but in Germany?
If this kind of thread is helpful to make our world more peaceful
by exchaning each other's opinions, it would be so wonderful.

As I said, he lives in Germany, of course.

My girlfriend said that she likes to be the object for men
to jerk off. Of course she doesn't like real rape but if it
is only in imagination, she can be proud of herself as a woman.
I was very surprised to hear that. She is after all a bad girl,
or her way of thinking is very common among women. Just I want
to know that.

Through my own weekly performance review to motivate myself, I've fixed
my overblown 2ch community messaging and determined to pull punches.

○Simple goals, detailed implementation
○Game including 'crosswords' in 6 hours/ week

if all member of beautiful oscar group are my lovers, I would be the most happiest man.
but i don't like yonekura

you should watch a tv program, the popular law consultants

A survey has shown that 11 percent of Japanese high school students
are infected with chlamydia. The survey was conducted by a research
group whose leader is Mr Hirohisa Imai, associate professor at
Asahikawa Medical College in Hokkaido. I wonder what percentage
of high school girls are virgins. I think women should remain a
a virgin at least until they find a man who they think they can really
marry.

I prefer nonvirgin women with a good heart to virgin
women with a bad heat. Which do you prefer?

a lot of guys with a fixed handle have disappeared in 2 chan.
where is ken now? he must've been sick and tired of 2-chan.

Natsumi plagiarized somebody else's poems.
Of the plagiarized poems, Aiko or Komuro
Tetsuya's poems are included. It's easy to
be found. She didn't have the feelings that
she was doing bad things. But what surprised
me more is that somebody put up a comparative
lists of Natusmi's poems and the original ones
on the Net so quickly .
The guy must have too much time to kill.

|SCORE| Y! Billiards: 20win/ 25lose

I rather feel that chatting can be an obstacle to break my concentration
from a point of view, while I had really interesting talks with a lady.
I choose better chat and clarity rather than good play. It was nice
opportunity to pursue online scenarios B-) incredible

I wanna get this shit done tonight！

Recently taking a nap has been one of my hobbies.
Nothing can give me more pleasure than taking a nap.
Anyhow I can find no other pleasure than reading 2-chan
and taking a nap. It's 4:20. Now is the time to get some
sleep. I cannot study hard these days.

I didn't know the meaning of runner-up, but he became
a runner-up.

Deployment Services: no-touch deployment and ClickOnce
:-| {...assemblies or the CAS will be on hand if you need anything}

意味わかんねーよ(ﾟ�听)
和訳つきでヨロ★彡どうやったらそれだけ喋れる？？

I may be e?. It's aweful.

I've had erectile dysfunction. A lot of factors, such
as lack of sleep, too much hard work, lack of appetite,
heavy stress, mental shock and age, must have caused
this. .
But the main reason would be that E asks for
that too much. At first I asked for that much, but
after two years she began to ask for that much more
than I. I think women, in general, want to sleep with
the same man, but men want to sleep with a lot of
different women.

Surprisingly enough, junior and senior highs even today
want a hero.

what kind of hero do they hope?

I wanna buy the Nintendo DS. It has two liquid displays,
a touch-sensitive screen, and a wireless local area
network function.
I'm wondering if I can read 2-Han with the Nintendo DS.

What is Japan's top-selling car. It's the Toyota Corolla.

I envy you because I still enjoy black and white displayed Game boy due to my jobless poorness.
I want you to give me your Nintendo DS and some its softs

sigh

I am tired of doing the shikoshiko

Godzilla is the longest-running films series in Japanese history.
I don't want it to end in "Final Wars". But why has it gained
popularity for such a long time?

me no like it!!
what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just shut up and fuck off!
i can' blieve u did it,,

I want to find a woman I can really love.
There are no women I don't like, but there are
no women I really like. In a sense I like ever-
body. Am I androgynous?

chill out and relax

>197
Go fuck yourself.
Just keep doin' it.
I don' mind.

I'm watching a TV program "No. 1 host". There are so many
women who are feeling very lonely. Why do they want pseudo
kindness or love? It's so sad. After all men'slooks are the
most important for even women.

I really hungry now. Hey you. cook something for me as soon as possible

>203
you can't be host because your face is very bad and you're very fat and your talk isn't very interesting
you had better keep being a NEET while sudying English in your home

>204
No Way!!

I think women like fake better than real things.
That's why good men are only friends for them..
Women can have even pseudocyesis.

>>205 Believe it or not, I'm watching that TV program
with my wife, who is pretty and 8 years younger than I.
She used to be my student, sorry.

all of you i this thread are cherry men

209>> I like you. Hang in there!

>>208
really? I envy you. you've good wife.
I am a lonely cherry... I hate my misfortune

Life is after all largely determined by luck. I feel very
sad.

Don' worry >212. You'll be fine!

Mrs soga can speak English, can't she?

Gimme as many cunts as possible !

Why do you like middle-aged women? Are you a mama's
boy? But you are much better than cradle-snatchers.

An earthquake in Hokkaido. The intensity is 5 plus.

>>216

No, not mama's boy. I like both young and old women.
Are you possibly middle-aged?

Why is ID different?

>>291

DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA !

test

Oh!

This is my real ID !

>>215
You're off to a good start - because you are one.

I hear "you might be on to something here" means
"you came up with a good idea".
But I can't figure out where the meaning comes from.
Do you know about it?

guhats,doqun!!

>>194

The Toyota Corolla is awesome. My dad bought one decades ago and it's still running as good as ever.
Sure, it isn't very pretty. But it's robust and long-living!

just passing through.
carry on, carry on....

I like driving with toyota serushio, ferrary, bentsu just like high sophisticated cars.
you all who are poor had better drive rear-car or nekoguruma(pgr

..)φ memo - not bad
KC and that beautiful lady are on the right track.

How much can you drink?

take a chance = sink or swim

according to the yomiuri on today, there are 520'000 NEETs in Japan.
how many bastards of you in this fucking English thread are counting for NEET.

>>232 At least one it's you. You are neet of neets.
At this hour usual people are working at a company or studying
at a school. Only neets can post on 2-chan at 1:43 p.m.
I'm not a neet, just a genius.

it's none of my business, though,
i want know what genius you are.

a genius to kill time.

I got well. My throat is good. Now I'm gonna rent Gamera from
now on. I love monster movies.

Don't cover your mouth when you cough.
I just want to get infected so as to get days off.
Just a mild sick is better, because I don't want to
feel nausious or vomit.

A large amount of study stuff is killing me.
I need to learn a lot by heart by saturday.
And I have to go on.
Are you studying something in addition to English, by the way?

I'm a medical student. I'm going to study medicine.
But it's very very very hard to become a doctor.
I want to quit school.

Do whatever you like.

I bought a low rebound mat. I feel so good lying on the mat.

I wonder why she love me so much and so long. Does it come
from her maternal instinct? I may bring out her motherly
instinct. Or I don't know why, but I may be a dream bait.
As for me, I like beautiful behind.

You know what pisses me off?
I try to answer a lot of the questions people on this message board have...
...but I always run into expressions I don't know how to write in Japanese.
So then I sit there for, like, 10 minutes trying to figure out how to say something in Japanese...
...and ultimately fail.
God damn.
I really need to improve my Japanese.

Why don't you give up?
Nobody wants wrong answers.

Anyway, your writing is very easy to understand,
like Japanese people do.

If you can't write it in Japanese, just try to write it
in English here.

He's from Japan.
Anything else?

No? Then I'll go.

Shit, I'm from Japan?

When did that happen?

Why doesn't anybody tell me these things?

What do you want?

He's just pretended he's not Japanese.
I don't know what he did it for, though.

He did it for nothing. Doing anything without any purpose is
so call, play. I prefer sm play, though.

I'm pretending, now?

Damn, I need a fucking mic so I can record a wav file of me screaming at you all.

Somebody hand me a damned mic.

ed is a bit mad.
He believes he didn't lie.

How do you think we can save him from delusion?

Damn, I'd take a picture of myself, but I'm, like, Chinese by birth,
so you might not be able to tell the difference.

Seriously, though, I'm not Japanese.

外人だって日本語が解る可能性はあるでしょ？

Don't worry. It doesn't matter whether you are
Japanese or not. Just write in English what you
wanna say. This is an English monologue thread.

Come off it, ed.
I didn't know you're Chinese, but I was sure
you're not from an English-speaking nation.

Why do you call yourself ed, not Wan or whatever?
Because you just pretended, I think.

I watched a DVD of Gamera. Miki Mizuno is so pretty and sexy.
She is my type. It was lucky to rent Gamera today. I'm gonna buy
her DVD.

Well, that reminds me.
She is going out with Odagiri Joh, isn't she?
What's your opinion about it?

You see, I wanted to record an audio clip of me screaming at you all,
but I couldn't find a mic anywhere in my apartment.

So, you're going to have to settle for the next best thing: a nice picture of my
passport.

Behold!

http://img40.exs.cx/img40/8045/g3fnotjapanese.jpg

... NOW do you believe me?

全く、疑り奴らだな、お前ら…

No, I don't.

We'd better ignore him.
He's just bluffing.

God damn it, you guys suck. I hate you all.

Bad people! No English help for you!

Er, trust me, Ed isn't Japanese. I was talking to the guy
just the other day in the shop he works at... in Toronto, Canada.
From time to time, our discussion would be interupted when he had
to take orders and talk to customers... IN CHINESE. So yeah,
Ed isn't Japanese.

As for me, I'm Irish, that I am. Well, at least Irish blood.
Really, I'm a Canadian who's interested in Asian languages for
linguistic purposes.

Hurrah, etc.

Let's move on to another topic.

So how about that local sports team, eh?

Yeah...Ed isn't Japanese...I've met the guy... such a loser.

What kind of sport?

I'd love to watch hockey...but oh wait...fucking lock out...bastards

Nah, fuck hockey. I mean, yeah, it's fun to play (and it's snowing
in Toronto now, win), but it's not that great to watch. Football is
better, but I'm not a huge fan of that either. I mean, yeah, fun to
play, but not great to watch. Baseball is just lame all together.
Boxing is fantastic, though I can't say I've done it. I mean, I'm
a university student, I don't want my chance of getting into graduate
school beaten out of me...

Hmm.
How about air hockey? I had my ass handed to me by this girl a few
weeks ago in air hockey. Jeez, she was good. I beat everyone else,
but when she came, WHAM. I lost almost instantly. Ah, yes, Air
Hockey is awesome, though technically it's about as much of a sport
as Tetris or Pinball is.

>>266
Speaking of sports,
do you guys know some of the baseball players
who belong to Asia University, which
is famous for baseball, were arrested for molester
today?

Eh, you can't use "molester" like that. It'd be something like:
"Speaking of sports, did you guys know that some of the baseball
players who belong to Asia University, a school famous for baseball,
were arrested for molestation today?"
To which I would respond:
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
Nah, seriously, that's funny.
I dunno, did you hear about the Pistons attack fans recently?
The whole team just got into a fight (Basketball team, that is). Pretty
funny.

Thank you for looking up the word!
And, yes, I know about the fight.
If I remember correctly, five of them were banned this year, right?
What happened next?

Not sure if it was five. I didn't really follow what happened next,
just watched a video of it happening and was pretty amused. I know
one or two guys did get suspected though, in addition to a few fans
being banned from the stadiums.

Hey, how many years have you been studying English?

Do you know what percent of high school girls in Canada are virgins?
Is virginity important for you?

I fucked with my low-mother...

About 4 years.
How about you?

Nope. Probably around 50-70% though. Just a guess. It's different
in college. Oh man, is it ever different in college.
And, uh, not really. Virginity doesn't matter too much...
お前らと色魔ぽいな話はなんだ？日本人はみんあそうですか？カナダに、
それは法度な話じゃないけど、カナダ人があなまり話したくないと思。。。
まぁ、みんなは別別だ、でも俺にとって、お前らのエロっぽいな話はすごく変。
And sorry, my Japanese skills are more or less non-existent.

I made sex with my girl friend tonight. I couldn't make
her cum tonight as well, while I ejaculated. My lower
back is getting weak. I feel very sorry for her.
But it's so hard to move the lower back so quickly these
days.

She said to me "It's OK. You must be tired". She never gets
angry, but that's why I have a pain in my heart. I want to
strengthen my body. Oh I'll start yoga.

Reading has its rules.

To be able to reach each other's hearts is the most important.

>>277
I'm a native English speaker. I've taken Japanese in high school,
but I'm not that great at it. Taking Chinese now though.
This 「名無し」 stuff makes things things somewhat confusing, don't
you think?

Oh yeah.
>>276
Do you mean "Mother-in-Law"? If so..

So many men, so many minds.
It's also important for us to satisfy our desires.
If we always repress our desires, we feel
frustrated. Her low-cut dress aroused me
yesterday, but.
Anyhow we should try to live balanced life
in the real world.
For that, imagination is very useful and
inexpensive.

I've studied English six years. Here in Japan we study
English three years at junior high school and more three
years at senior high school.

AndrewLB, please visit this thread more often.
I want to hear 外人の独り言(foreigners' monologue).

In Canada and America, we're free to study whatever language we want.
However, French is encouraged over here, which is bloody annoying. I
dunno, I'm not really a fan of French, myself, though all languages are
interesting in their own way.

But yeah, to be able to study Chinese and Japanese despite being someone
of Irish decent (i.e. Caucasian) freely is pretty cool. Mind you,
most people here only study English in middle school (possibly Spanish
and French too), and then French or Spanish in high school.
Our Middle school is only two years though, and our high school is four
years.
Then undergraduate college for four years (I'm in my first year at the University
of Toronto. It's like the Canadian version of Tokyo University, you could say),
and whatever after that. (be it master degree, Ph.D., or going to the work force.

I'm hoping to take a more advanced Japanese class next year (I'm not
currently studying Japanese, instead I've choosen to study Chinese),
while studying Mandarin at the same time. Good stuff, good stuff.

Do you know if Japan has good Linguistics programs? (That is, the study
of stuff like phonetics, semantics, phonology, morphology, etc.,
not just studying languages)

I think we have many, but I can't recommend any,
because I'm not a teacher who teaches Japanese.
But I think the best way to learn a foreign language is
,after all, to go to the country where the language is
spoken. If you want to improve your Japanese skills,
you should visit Japan and stay here for a while,
for example, during the summer vacation. Then you can
ask some Japanese teachers to recommend good Japanese
textbooks to you.
I'm going to go to a language school in the US during the
summer vacation next year. Because my English is too bad,
and I feel I cannot improve my poor English any more
if I don't go to an English-speaking country.
I'm very sleepy, now I'm gonna go to bed.

The new futon made me so refreshed.

>>289
It's good for you.
I wanna buy a new futon to feel me nice like you.

..LIKE AND DISLIKE............................................................

I generally listen to whom making an excuse, however it is hard for me to
treat them, boys and girls have impolite thinking and messaging kind of
"shit, sex, fuck, ass" in my respectful manner. I dislike those young networks
and bogus human relation in a drag sales style, as you may be mostly.

From view for sociality, I feel like and love in scientific pursuit. I feel
cozy in safer internet and ration station.。o○ that may be a reason I put
my small words @2ch.

Finally, I don't why you steal my life and killed my family experiences.

>>291 typo correction↓

> From view for sociality
　From view [of]
> ration
　radio

I found that text books, grammar books and courses are generally not a very good way to learn a language.
It's best to stick to actual examples of used language. For instance, I learned English mostly
through computer games, comic strips like Calvin & Hobbes (armed with only a dictionary. understanding the
gag of a strip is a big accomplishment) and TV (I loved to watch Jay Leno & Conan O'Brian).

I bought a video capture. I wanna record Pride on my hard disk.

I don't like any fighting sports. but I like Hasekyo

Oh, I made a mistake. I gotta return the video capture to the used
store this Saturday, because the sound doesn't come out. It's
only mpeg 1 capture. The CPU of my notebook PC is celeron 500. It's
too weak to cature videos in the form of Mpeg 2. But I have to
give up.

I studied for 5 or 6 hours today.
Some of them were for English, of course.

>>293
That's pretty damn impressive, especially being able to understand
Calvin and Hobbes (considering there are a fair number of topical
jokes and gags). That'd be like a Westerner like me getting all the
gags in something like Doraemon or that new thing.. Yotsuba? Meh.
I forget the name of it.

Anyway, try watching Saturday Night Live, Simpsons, Family Guy and
South Park if you like American TV (It's damn good, so long as you
avoid the Reality Shows and Talk Shows). South Park is personally my
favorite, but there's plenty of other good ones.
There's this show that I'm really into that only started airing
recently, called "Lost." A friend of mine in my dorm told me about it,
and ever since, I've been hooked.
ttp://abc.go.com/primetime/lost/ <-- Here's the website.

Check it out.

I　was　watching　movie　today．

I wanna fuck Black-watch.
Her white sox is cute.

It　was　fun．And　beautiful　and　exciting！

I like av than movie or drama

Stop using the Internet and go to bed now.
(I know but I can't.)
Your eyes are tired and you're really sleepy.
(But...)
The Internet is not that interesting to you today.
(I feel like I have to find something interesting before going to bed.)
What for?
(I don't know.)

Please abuse me.
Please fuck me.

>>303
In fact，I could meet you.

Why I am a lonely jobless cherry?
I can't put up with this loneliness.
I fed up with wanking on eve I really want a girlfriend by EVE.
there are a few weeks by eve

I enjoy listening to Surfer NETWORK Player. My favorite
radion staion is WPTT(Pittsburgh). Andrew, do you know
WPTT? But when I was listening to WPTT about two months
ago, my pc was infected with computer viruses.
Now I use a famous ani-virus soft,"Virus Buster".

>>306
If you can get a girlfriend，she wouldn't allow you to have sex with her.
Give up on your life and go to Fuji jamgle with me!
I've been waitin' for you in "Suicide BBS".

I want not to go to Fuji jangle.
I wants rather charcoal way on car

This is a pen. This is my dick. both are short

He used to be quite popular in 2-chan. But I can hardly see
his messages now. Posting that must have been like digging
his own grave.

What the hell is this thread? There are many kinds of people.

There are only two weeks left until New Year's Day. I wish
I could have a tranquil life next year. This year I had
too much hard time. People around me gave me so hard a time.
Especially my brother hoaxed me into --.
I don't wanna be a dupe.

If you don't want to be deceived, just then give me otoshidama

Canis Major is so beautiful that I can forget gall and
wormwood. I wonder how much handsel I can get on New
Year's Day. I'm looking forward to New Year's vacation.

>>312
No idea. A friend of mine posted this thread in an English chatroom,
seemed amusing. We laughed and mocked the poorly written English,
and then proceeded to write our own extremely poorly written Japanese.
The best of both worlds, eh? Seriously though, some of the English
phrases thought up by the Japanese are found to be EXTREMELY amusing
over here in Canada and the US. For example, ttp://engrish.com and
「もえたん：英単語集」. Your cartoons tend to be amusing too, but
American cartoons are better.

>>314
>>315
So the Japanese call Christmas break New Year's Vacation, eh? Don't
you have something called "Golden Week" around this time? I recall
my Japanese teacher in high school being extremely depressed when
she had to come to work during Golden Week.

Andrew, isn't Golden Week, like, in May?
And I thought they just called it 冬休み. Although I suppose that's just for people in school.
Working men probably only do get a few days off for New Year's.
And I'd wager that the majority of the people in here are a good bit older than the two of us, man.

And see? They don't think classes are a good way to go. So FUCK you, Andrew, and FUCK your
high school AND university Japanese courses! Manga education fo' life, yo!

Anyway. Graphics exam went okay. I'm going to work now. The black guy might bring the Xbox
again, so swing by the store if you want to play some Third Strike. I'm not lugging my stick
over there, though.

>>317
Ah, fuck you, bitch. You'll just rape me with Ryuu or Ken or whoever
again. Beat on poor Dudly. So mean. I have an exam tomorrow, but
I might come by sometime. Watching the Princess Bride now.
Heh, I must say, the Blonde Chick is damn hot.

Anyway, how the hell am I supposed to know when Golden Week is?
I took Japanese a while ago, can't really remember when she was all
depressed about it. Anyway, I don't really know anything about Japan,
they're just another, albeit really bizarre, country. Their language
is interesting as hell though.

Anyway, get on IRC in a bit, tell me if you have the Xbox. I might
stop by for a bit.

It' very cold.

I can't wank because of this frigid temperature in my room.
My dick will be nearly iced if I wank

I　can　hear.But　I　can't　write.

Lonely nights take my heart away.
I'm losin' you.
It was the night that we have sex for the first time.
We talked a lot.
And we laugh much.
But you've gone.
I've been waitin' for the sea.
You're no longer there.
The sea is.

How come people here talking about mostly sexual stories?
ok..I feel my husband's cum to be so spicy.
Gimme your cocks too. many many cocks. loads of cum.
Every one of them has their own cum flavor.

>>278 How poor Japanese. Please write more. Your Japanese
messages make me laugh so much.. It's very, very strange, funny.
But laughing is good for my health.

>>305
What do you mean?

>>323
You must be a cunt hound. Cunt itch is hard to endure.
First do a lot of stretching to make your body flexible.
Then lick your cunt by yourself. You can fulfil your
sexual urge. What is more, making your body flexible
would be good for your health.
Now I have to study English exams for tomorrow.
I hate not only exams but my high school.

Oh, my! I can't study English exams.
I have to study English for tomorrow's exam.

>>298

I know all of those shows, some I watch dubbed on my TV (it's funny when you get to the point
where you can tell when translators have done a mistake), some I download from the internet
and watch on my PC. But TV shows didn't actually improve my actual understanding of English as
much as comics and other written stuff did (currently I am reading Moby Dick, again armed
with a dictionary), but helped me more in preparing myself for actual conversation with native
speakers - which is almost the last step in "growing into" a foreign language. The last step
would be talking with native speakers in their own country, in their linguistic context.
At least that is how it is in my understanding.

>>307

There are a lot of interesting internet radio stations listed on this thread on 4-ch:
http://4-ch.net/music/kareha.pl/1101581532/
Maybe you will like some of them.

>>323

Sex is important,
especially to people who cannot get any.
Nothing is more important than the things you need
but cannot get.

Oh my,

this thread has become more of an English Dialogue thread,
don't you all think? Hah!

Perhaps it would be a good idea to start a new thread, some
sort of English Dialogue thread? Or perhaps the joke of these
Monologue threads is that they all eventually become Dialogue
threads. Ah, I do not understand 2ch (yet).

By the way, I have started a Japanese Monologue thread on 4-ch
a while ago. Consider contributing to it if you have the time:
http://4-ch.net/nihongo/kareha.pl/1101840094

Sex is very important. Even if you repress sexual desires,
it will cause another problem. So it's important to satisfy
your sexual drives. For this making sex is important.
But you cannot make sex if you cannot make a girlfriend
(or a boyfriend). I thought about these things, and have
found that masturbation is a wonderful art, which makes
us equal. Well, I'll study again after killing time for a
while.

Make love,
not sex.

Women or grown-ups like saying it in a roundabout way.
But I'm still sixtenn. It's not my nature to beat around
the bush, so let me get right to it. lol!

i'm watching Franckenstein.

I watched Japanese old movies. The actresses were like Korean
actresses who are very popular now.　There was something
purer around them.
The present Korea may be similar to Japan of thirty years ago.
That's why middle-aged women like "Winter Sonata" so much.

It would be true to say that studying English watching
DVDs is quite useful. But it needs a lot of energy and
patience. I think there are very few who can continue
to study English in this way. The idealistic learning
method is not always good for everyone. After all
we have to find the way of studying that we can
continue, even if it's not scientifically the best way.
I just want to pace myself. It matters a lot whether
I feel comfortable doing it or not.

>>324

It's okay, we laugh at your English all the time. But then again, there are more funny
Japanese people who write bad English than there are funny gaijin who write funny
Japanese. Which also makes us stand out even more. Damn.

Maybe we should make a "アホ外人が日本語を書くスレ" or something. :p

>>328

Wow, you're, like, a Japanese version of me, or something. I learned most of my
Japanese by doing the same things you do, except in reverse. Shounen manga with
furigana is a wonderful learning tool.

I don't know how it is with English-to-Japanese dubs, but most Japanese-to-English
dubs change the content of the script:
a) for content (censoring),
b) to make the mouth movement more closely match the spoken lines, and
c) to change cultural jokes the target audience may not understand to something else.

Of course, we also don't have anything close to the size of the Japanese seiyuu
industry, so generally speaking the voice acting sucks, too.

Sometimes the subtitle tracks are closer to the original dialogue for Japanese-to-English
translations. Have you ever tried listening to a dubbed movie or TV show while leaving
the subtitles on? Especially when it comes to American releases of Japanese anime,
sometimes you will find the original unedited translation on the subtitle track. When
the subtitle track is just a striaght transcription of the dialogue in the dub, we
call them "dubtitles".

>>336 Ed, I'm wondering whether you have erectile dysfunction.
Just I guessed it from your handle name. In Japan
we use ED for the persons who are unable to get erect.

>>337

Nah, I can get "up" fine. Ed is just my real name. Now prema... oh dear, I think
I've said too much already.

When I get up every morning, I always get up. In Japan people
say it's a sign that you are healthy.

Don't yack.

DNA tests have shown that the remains provided
by North Korea are not those of Mr Matsuki, who
was abducted to the country 24 years ago.
North Korea always tells lies to Japan. We can
never trust North Korea. The ordinal people in
North Korea may be nice, but the politicians
there must be untrustworthy.

>>336
Ed, I don't need an entire nation mocking my fucking awful Japanese.

And 30$ (of money that does not exist, as I'm more or less broke after
buying Christmas presents/birthday presents, and I still need to get
that 200gb drive from you) says that most of the people writing about
sex in this thread don't know what a real woman is like.

>>339
Getting up and getting off are two different things. The latter of
which you (hopefully) have some control over. I'm sure you guys
aren't barbarians(野蛮人）who can't control themselves, right?

I'm in good health and good shape, looking for my
true love. She must be honest with a good heart.
But as far as I know, many Japanese women at bottom
like barbarians better than gentlemen.

2-chan is a kind of stress-buster. I often use 2-chan
as a stress reliever.

>>326

> Wow, you're, like, a Japanese version of me, or something.

Except I am not Japanese. I am German.

>>343
You made my day.

>>344
It's the same for me, albeit I'm using 2ch for semi-educational
purposes too. Though frankly, the internet is good for stress in
general. Do the Japanese use IRC at all? That's usually a good
way to go about it. Failing online, few things beat hanging out
with some friends and getting your ass kicked in Street Fighter
or King of Fighter.

>>346

> Do the Japanese use IRC at all?

http://pc5.2ch.net/friend/

A 2ch IRC network... Hah.
I'm guessing they ban foreign IPs. Bah, my Japanese isn't good enough
to hold a real time text conversation anyway. I can barely get away
with spoken conversatiosn, but written conversations would have
kanji in them, and despite my learning Chinese, my skill in Japanese
kanji hasn't improved all that much.

Though I'm guessing not everyone is "NaNashi" on IRC, right?

What about things like MSN, AIM, ICQ, etc? I know MSN has a Japanese
version (and is at least used, if not popular), but what about the
other ones?

How did you know about 2ch, AndrewLB?
Is it famous in your country?

i have nothing interesting to share with you guys shit who can't see what is going on in the world where is full of shit that stink too much as if almost everyone could throw up when they smell it

>>349
Heh, not at all. In fact, most people over here know next to nothing
about Japan or the Japanese. You guys are just another group of of
tourists in our cities, I guess. Well, not for all of us, but yeah.
Anyway, I learned about 2ch last year when I was studying
the Japanese language. And then Ed started posting here, and I
followed suit.

GE is the only way to learn Enlish.

>>351
You were studying Japanese last year?
We Japanese all welcome all foreign peopele,learning
Japanese or interested in Japanese culture or so.
Welcome to Japan No.1 sacred 2ch
for Andrew 'fucking' L'ike B'astard!

江戸＝アンドリャー。

>>353
Hah, bitch. Trust me, that's not what the "LB" means.
To be honest, I couldn't care less about Japanese culture,
European/Western history and culture is more interesting, and more
fulfilling for me. Language wise though, Japanese is a damn interesting
language for study and research. After all, I'm studying linguistics,
and from an academic perspective, Japanese, Mandarin, Korean, Vietnamese,
Cantonese, etc. are all quite interesting. Especially, for me, the
writing system the Japanese took from the Chinese. Looking at how
the Japanese simplified the writing system, for example, and how the
Chinese simplified it. Studying the history, studying the writing,
researching the grammar, trying to work backwards and figure out if
Japanese and Chinese sounded the same as they do now (They don't,
trust me), that kind of thing.

とりあえず、江戸が日本語を書いてしまったので
日本語を勉強しているという設定で貫こうとしているだけだよ。

>>354

That you, Elepsis? :p

I'm a lot more honest about my reasons for learning Japanese. I want to play Japanese
video games and read Japanese manga. None of that "I love the language and nothing else"
bullshit Andrew likes to delude himself with.


>>356
Well, you see, Andrew took Japanese classes while he was in high school. The Japanese
classes offered in Canada are honestly not that good in general, though, and most
students who take those courses but are not very serious about it will come out in the
end knowing all the hiragana and katakana... and not much else apart from that. At
least that's what I've heard, anyway. Go ask Andrew about them if you want, since I've
never taken them.

As for me, I had too much time on my hands eight months ago and picked up some shounen
manga in one hand (いちご100%) and a Japanese-to-English dictionary (Kodansha's
ふりがな和英辞典) in the other. Oh, and a kana chart laying on the
desk in front of me... and just sort of took it from there. Before I started at that
point, I could read about 5-8 hiragana. And no, I'm not making this up.

What can I say, it's been an interesting 8 months.

I will now return to the English-to-Japanese translation thread to write some more
poorly-written Japanese!

ナイスタイミング。

I still can't figure out why NEET people get this popular in Japan.
It seems almost all girls are falling in love with men who don't have a job or are not educated.

>>357
Ele knows about this? Fuck. I was wondering what the hell that
"Andoryaa" shit was... It's just that all this "Nameless" shit that
is going on here is driving me nuts. Why can't people be honest about
their identities? (Though I realize that 2ch works differently than
English forums...)

Anyway, I'm not deluding myself, really.
And yeah, the Japanese classes over here are bloody awful. You
Japanese have your "otaku," we have our own breed over here, except
they tend to be very large, very ugly white women. Anyway, it's mostly
people like that who take Japanese classes in the United States and
Canada.

And Ed, I know that it wasn't a dictionary in your other hand when
you were reading Ichigo 100% (or as I'm coming to know it,草苺100%).

>>359
NEET? What the hell is NEET? Anyway, I don't know about Japan, but
it's not that difficult to get women over here, ESPECIALLY if you
have an education/are getting one. Most of the chicks that go for
the dumb guys aren't that good looking to begin with, or they dress
themselves up to be like Valley Girls （日本語で｢ギャル子」。。。たぶん）,
or worse, beach whores (Kinda like your Ganguro girls　or
whatever the hell you call them).

Anyway, Ed, my exams end today. Are you working tomorrow? Maybe you
can bring your PS2, and I can kick your ass in Guilty Gear.

何でそんなに必死なの？

つーか、江戸と案鳥でメール交換すれば？

Again?

ジージージージーユニット！

z0mG, j00r 3ngr1sh 5k1llz 4r3 t3h su><
what do they teach you in English class? the cat in the hat?

>>360

> NEET? What the hell is NEET?



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Andrew, Ed, Anonymous, you guys don't know oden, do you?
Oden is Japanese hotchpotch boiled in kelp-based broth
seasoned with soy sauce. We boil radish, eggs, fish
sausage tofu, and so on in a pan for a long time.
Today I met an Australian who said that she studied
Japanese about eight years. But she didn't know oden.

People are very upset about Media Factory Inc.
threatening to sue websites and groups of people
who provide fansubs of their anime shows.

In effect, many of those threatened have complied
and taken the material in question offline.

This makes me sad, because one of the shows was Genshiken,
which I was only able to understand with subtitles.

Now I will download the raws
and see it as another, albeit difficult way to learn Japanese.

I like octopus dumplings, Japanese-style pizzas.
I wanna take part in a rice cake making festival.
I like pounding rice.
The second exporting country.
What the hell are these?

The frog in the well does not know the ocean.
I have to brush up my English.

spirited away is a good movie i think

Why you are NEETs? What do you usually do in a daily life? 2ch only?

http://mintweb.net/cgi-bin/mkbbs/mkres5.cgi?6244
中傷苦に自殺

The Holy Ghost helps us to recognize truth.

>>362

Uh, what, you want to exchange e-mails with us? Only if you don't mind setting yourself
up for me bugging you about lots of random Japanese questions. :)


>>367

うでん！
…ウデン？
おどん！
…オーオドン？
おどん…うでん…ウドン！
うでん…おどん…オデン！

Yeah, I know oden. Heheheh.



Okay, Andrew, the exam went okay. The Xbox will be present at the store. Prepare to have
scrubby Rock or Terry or whatever swiftly raped by my Hotaru, whore!

May I help you?

>>324
You wrote "The Internet is not that interesting to you today."
But I could meet you on the Internet the day.
It's the most interesting thing to me.
Thus，the day，The Internet was interesting to me.

Just ignore them.
They are malicious.

you have no lover like me. so let's wank on 24 this month.
I want you to give me some views of okazu

Your word "you" include me?

No,no, ecept for you.

yes of course! you are a cherry man like me.

>>362
I'm possibly game, though I dunno, forms seem good enough.

>>366
Heh, I'm studying linguistics, mate. One of the prime fields for
linguistics students is language education.

>>375
Bwahaha, my exam went fantastic. I fucking ACED it, man. Anyway, I'll
talk to you on IRC and see when I'll come over (probably 1-sh)

Don't talk a load of pigshit by yourself.

I thought that's what this thread was for.

You've got a mornig breath, ed!
You better wash your mouth before talking to me.

@_@あっ、すいません！！「いるか』

>>367

I do not know about Oden. Please consider teaching me about this here:
http://4-ch.net/food/kareha.pl/1102228744/

>>360

> Why can't people be honest about their identities?

You take the concept of "identity" too seriously.
You need to chill out and pay respect to the word.

You are right.
Ed, don't get nuts in a bunch.
I just practiced.
Those are similar expressions, right?
1. Don't knock off the bullshit.
2. Don't shoot the shit.
3. Don't talk garbage.
4. Don't talk nonsense.

Learning slangs is a lot of fun.
I like this thread. I can try to use slangs
freely without worrying about anything.
Because this is a monologue thread.

>>386 Hi, kid. Don't screw around. Well, go look up the
expression in a dictionary.

Five Asia University students were arrested because they molested
a woman on the JR Chuo Line train. All of them are members of
the university baseball team. A lot of college students in Japan
lack a sense of morality today. Because they have been
brought up so indulgently that they can't control themselves well.
In addition Japanese young girls like wearing a short skirt.
They are like whores. It seems that they are always giving men
the come-on.
So it's very hard for men to fight against temptation.
Personally I love looking at girls who wear a short skirt. Oy my!
But when it comes to marriage, I prefer a modest and reserved
woman.
Modesty is a virtue Japanese should value more today.

Don't witter.
I don't wanna listen to your trashy opinion.

>>391
I dunno man, it's not like I'm attracted to hyper-sexualized girls, but
I really like it when a girl is outgoing and energetic. A girl who
isn't independant and who doesn't think for herself, heh, no thanks.

>>388
It just makes it difficult to hold a conversation, since you don't
know who anyone is. So if, for example, one person called himself
"Tarou" and the other called himself "Tato," and yet another called
himself "David," then things would get marginally less confusing.

But then, I'm more accustom to English forums, where you have to
register as a specific person, and you always post under that name.

>>389
Those are some rather odd-sounding expressions, though. #4 is about the only one I'd
actually consider passable. Instead, I'd recommend these:

"I call BS." <-- my favourite
"Stop talking out of your ass."
or, just a simple "Bullshit."


Andrew: I am leaving for work now. Swing by in an hour or so.

I prefer dependent girls to independent girls.
Indenpendent girls usually hate to lose, and too
strong-minded. Such girls make me tired.
I like taking great care of dependent girls.
They are so cute.
It's no wonder I'm so popular among girls.

what the hell is wrong with this board.
i am really confused cuz these japs started to talk to themselves.

>>393

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2ch#Anonymous_posting

Copypasting this from shii.org

# Registration keeps out good posters. Imagine someone with an involving job related to your forum
comes across it. This person is an expert in her field, and therefore would be a great source of
knowledge for your forum; but if a registration, complete with e-mail and password, is necessary
before posting, she might just give up on posting and do something more important.
People with lives will tend to ignore forums with a registration process.

# Registration lets in bad posters. On the other hand, people with no lives will thrive on
your forum. Children and Internet addicts tend to have free time to go register an account
and check their e-mail for the confirmation message. They will generally make your forum
a waste of bandwidth.

# Registration attracts trolls. If someone is interested in destroying a forum, a registration
process only adds to the excitement of a challenge. One might argue that a lack of registration
will just let "anyone" post, but in reality anyone can post on old-type forum software;
registration is merely a useless hassle.

(continued)
# Old-type software wastes bandwidth and removes the focus from content.
On old-type forum software such as vBulletin, you have to click through multiple displays
-- first the forum front page, then the link to the thread itself-- before you can read
the content of a thread. This focus on hierarchy hides the actual posts behind their titles,
and therefore promotes idle browsing rather than in-depth reading. On 2ch,
the first post and the latest replies are presented to you directly on the front page,
and the forums are divided up on a sidebar, submerging you directly in the forum
without having to click through all these levels. Old-type software, of course, also
wastes precious bandwidth with hundreds of tables and useless directory pages.

# Anonymity is a virtue. On the Internet, privacy concerns are always on the reader's mind.
Why make your users worry? Let them be as anonymous as they want.

# Anonymity counters vanity. On a forum where registration is required, or
even where people give themselves names, a clique is developed of the elite users,
and posts deal as much with who you are as what you are posting.
On an anonymous forum, if you can't tell who posts what, logic will overrule vanity.

# Most old-type software, such as vBulletin and Invision, costs money to use.
That kind of sucks.

>>394 Ed, you said you are leaving for work, but you can
swing by in an hour. What is your job? I'm a college
student, so I'll have no class tomorrow. I'm killing
time now.

>>396 Are you a veg?
I know that you are always vegging out on this board.

>>400
Ed goes to a university that is situated near mine. I'm just going to
go over to the comp store he works at to play video games in a bit.

>>398-399
All good arguments, but yeah, identity on forums is sort of what I'm
used to. Maybe some kind of unique identifier that's simply a string
derived from the user's IP address? Maybe?
Well, no, since this forum is open source, that wouldn't really hide
identity too well, plus there are only so many ISPs in Japan, I'm
sure, so...
Bah!

Anyway, Ed, I'll come over in a bit, maybe thirty minutes or something.

>>401

> Maybe some kind of unique identifier that's simply a string
derived from the user's IP address? Maybe?

Some boards on 2ch have those. Some don't. The strings are
crypted, so they cannot be easily reverse-engineered, the
open source argument is kinda invalid in that regard.

By the by, does anybody have a copy of the 0ch script
for download?

>>402
Surprisingly enough you understand Japanese way of thinking
very well. Westerners are in general showy and very assertive,
they like to make others know their name. But Japanese like
being anonymous because they are reserved.??
In a Japanese society, what they say are often different from
what they actually think.
They often have to say what they don't mean depending on the
situations.
Anonymity make it easy for them to speak from their heart.

Hmm, I generally just say what I think. Unless of course it would be
bad for me to do so. I mean, sometimes if you, for example, tell off
you boss, you get fired, even if the guy is being an idiot. So, if you
want to keep your job, you just be quiet and agree. But mostly, I think
Westerners like to say what we think, let our opinions be known, and
we like to keep things in the open and honest.
But I guess honesty and being open is an asset in Western society.
I'm not saying the Japanese aren't honest, but I think the reserved
nature of the Japanese often puts Westerners off. Of course, we've
different cultures and different ways of thinking, so it can't
be helped, eh?

>>402
My programming knowledge is limited to PHP scripting, so I wouldn't
really know about that.
I'm hoping to get into some encryption stuff over the Christmas break
though (Haha, my last exam was yesterday, and class doesn't start
till January 3rd!). Erm, in addition to studying Linguistics and
Mandarin over the break.

This thread is getting more and more interesting, cuz some
guys from other countries have begun to post. Only Internet
makes it possible. I enjoy not only somebody's nonsense-talks
but also foreigners' frank opinions.
If you want to make others know your name, please write your
name, but if not, just stay anonymous.
Everything is OK in this thread. That's why this is my favorite
thread now, and it's no wonder this thread is so popular,
already Part 6.

>>403

> Westerners are in general showy and very assertive,
> they like to make others know their name.
> But Japanese like being anonymous because they are reserved.??

What an interesting thing to say because I know that when meeting in public
and officially, Japanese people usually give their business cards to each other.
This is not that common in the western world.

But I do think that Japanese people tend to have some sort of generally
accepted set of morals that force the individual to act polite and
always show the "appropriate" respect to each other.

Naturally, I think, while being good for a society in order to
be peaceful, it also creates a lot of anxiety, pent-up emotions and
such stuff. So, apart from 2ch being a great source of information
and communication, it also has this very important function of
serving as an outlet for people to be "themselves" (being yourself
understood as expressing what you feel & think).

In the west, it is more common to be "yourself" in public.
Westerners also have worse manners and are generally less polite
than Japanese people. Perhaps these two issues are linked closely.

>>405

Actually, I would like to read parts 1-4 if possible.
But I do not understand yet how the 2ch archives work.
It seems like you can access threads in the archives only
with the help of certain browsers like gikoNAVI or such.
But I do not understand how those browsers work, at all.

>>407
I'll copy one posting from Part 1. What do you think about him?
<Copy from Part 1>
172 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：04/02/29 14:11
Everybody seems to be bored here. If so, please listen to my sad story,
and give me some advice. A medical student seems to be here. Your advice
would be highly appreciated. By the way I'm divorced now.
My problem is that one day I got into my daughter's room to say
"Good night" after coming from work, but she was already fast asleep.
In her deep slumber, her blanket sort of moved away and exposed her
　　lower body clad only in her G-string bikini panties.
Before I could reach the blanket she moved and
her crotch was opened exposing bits of her pubic hair.
Sorry to say this, but I couldn't help getting horny just looking at it.
I didn't know what came over me, but I just couldn't resist masturbating
myself just watching her in that position. After jerking off
I slowly covered her body with the blanket.
Now it has been a week passed and I still haven't recovered from the incident.
Now I get horny just looking at my daughter's photo that I carry with
me everywhere I go.
What should I do?

I got up just now. I gotta go to work today as well.
I wanna quit my job, and travel around the world.
First I'm going to Italy.

>>408
あれはうそきまっているでしょう？そういう人間がたぶん結婚できない。
西洋人にとってが、そのような事が本当に恐ろしい事と思います。
Or, instead of raping the Japanese language like a Japanese fashion
designer rapes English... "That's fucking scary, mate."

By the way, is 「西洋人」even a word? I couldn't get the Japanese
IME to show the thing, so I just wrote "touyoujin," deleted the "tou,"
and stuck in the nishi kanji... (it'd be "saiyoujin," right?). Bah...

Anyway, regardless, it would REALLY freak me out if there were actually
people who did that kind of thing (period, though I know such people
exist...), then posted about it on this kind of forum...

Why don't you dou your best ?

There are many kinds of people in Japan now. Some parents
videotaped their daughter's nude, who is 11, and sold
the tape to a shop to make a lot of money.
Fact is stranger than fiction.

and additionally there are 155 kuso teachers who can't contorl their dicks and finally arrested and get pink slip

One of the deepest experiences of humility
is to receive the pink sock.

sigh... I have a few coins in my purse and can't buy lunch. I'm very hungry......

Girls are also bad. Many girls are like prostitutes.
Yesterday some high school girls were sitting
with their legs wide-open on the floor in a train.
I could see the inside of their skirts. It was a
nice view for me. But anyhow they are getting like
whores. If not, they are like kindergarteners.
Their mental age is too low.

you shot them with your portable phone camera didn't you?

>>416

。。。ともあれ君の英語酷すぎだよ。もっと上達してからここに書き込んでね。
レベル下げられるの迷惑だから

>>portable phone

Are you serious ?

>>417
. 　ﾊﾊﾊ
　 ∧＿∧　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　（　＾∀＾）＜　　あほか
　（ つ ⊂ ）　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　 .）　 ）　）
　（_＿）＿）　　　　　（＾∀＾）ボケ糞してネロ。

>>417>>you shot them with your portable phone camera

are u sure?

>>418
　　　↓　＿＿＿＿＿ 　　　　　　　　　　 　　　　　　　　 ζ
　 　／ 　　　　　　　ゝ 　　　　 　　　　　　　 　 ／￣￣￣￣＼　　　　　　　　
　　/　　 　　　　　　　ゝ 　　　　　　　　　　　／　　　　　　　 　 ﾍ　　Hey Fuckin' Stupid　
　 /　／ 　∨∨∨∨＼ ， ∵ 　∴ 　　　　｜,へ.__, ,_ﾉヽ 　　／ﾍ　　
　｜/　　　　　　　　　｜ ∴．　　　　　　　 ｜(･)　　(･)　　　 ||||||| 　　Don't post here in Japanese before rebuking my English
　(6　　　　 ´　。っ｀　｜rr^~￣￣￣￣￣　｜⊂⌒◯-------9）
　 ｜　　　　＿｜＿　｜| }　｢`|　　　　,:::...　｜ |||||||||＿　　　　｜
　　 ＼　　　＼＿/　／LＬ_^.ﾉノ　　 ,/￣￣　＼ ﾍ＿／　＼　／＼
　　　　＼＿＿＿／ 　' ，∴･ 　 　　　　　　　　＼＿＿＿_／　 　　＼

There are many stupid people except me.

>>418 You cannot write English at all, can you?
You must be a high school student, and of course
a girl, right? If so, don't come here, and post
here in Japanse. Meiwaku. You are Itte yoshi.

Ｏｈ, my English skills are decresing day by day.... Oh shit"!!
what I should do now ? I think I should practicing English in 2ch!!!
how nice that idea? If u not think about it, you should chenge your mind!!
That's really good idea to do so,
bye bye!!

>>422 I'm 416 and 424. Thanks for supporting me anyway,
though I don't know your real intention. 418 must be a
woman. Women cannot take a joke.

>>426
。。。ともあれ君の英語酷すぎだよ。もっと上達してからここに書き込んでね。
レベル下げられるの迷惑だから

本人にいつもの仕返しAAぶつけられそうですけど。

>>422>>426自演乙

>>427
Before you tell others, you should write in English!!

　　　　>>427
　　　　＿↓＿＿＿＿ 　　　　　　　　　　 　　　　　　　　 ζ
　 　／ 　　　　　　　ゝ 　　　　 　　　　　　　 　 ／￣￣￣￣＼　　　　　　　　
　　/　　 　　　　　　　ゝ 　　　　　　　　　　　／　　　　　　　 　 ﾍ　　
　 /　／ 　∨∨∨∨＼ ， ∵ 　∴ 　　　　｜,へ.__, ,_ﾉヽ 　　／ﾍ　　
　｜/　　　　　　　　　｜ ∴．　　　　　　　 ｜(･)　　(･)　　　 ||||||| 　　
　(6　　　　 ´　。っ｀　｜rr^~￣￣￣￣￣　｜⊂⌒◯-------9）
　 ｜　　　　＿｜＿　｜| }　｢`|　　　　,:::...　｜ |||||||||＿　　　　｜
　　 ＼　　　＼＿/　／LＬ_^.ﾉノ　　 ,/￣￣　＼ ﾍ＿／　＼　／＼
　　　　＼＿＿＿／ 　' ，∴･ 　 　　　　　　　　＼＿＿＿_／　 　　＼

I like both 427 and 431. They made me laugh so much.
431's AA is so funny. Anyhow it's nice weather today.
I'll go to a shopping mall.

>>427
Dude, who cares? I personally like seeing poorly structured English.
It makes me feel better about how bad my Japanese is...
In any event, you're never goint to get better unless you use it,
so I say, screw not being a high enough level to enter this thread!
Let the Japanese who suck HORRIBLY at English post in here! Let
poorly formed sentences run free amongst my rambling monologues!
Etc. Etc.

。。。ともあれ君の英語も酷すぎだよ。もっと上達してからここに書き込んでね。
レベル下げられるの迷惑だから

　　　>>AndrewLB
　　　　＿↓＿＿＿＿ 　　　　　　　　　　 　　　　　　　　 ζ
　 　／ 　　　　　　　ゝ 　　　　 　　　　　　　 　 ／￣￣￣￣＼　　　　　　　　
　　/　　 　　　　　　　ゝ 　　　　　　　　　　　／　　　　　　　 　 ﾍ　　
　 /　／ 　∨∨∨∨＼ ， ∵ 　∴ 　　　　｜,へ.__, ,_ﾉヽ 　　／ﾍ　　
　｜/　　　　　　　　　｜ ∴．　　　　　　　 ｜(･)　　(･)　　　 ||||||| 　　
　(6　　　　 ´　。っ｀　｜rr^~￣￣￣￣￣　｜⊂⌒◯-------9）
　 ｜　　　　＿｜＿　｜| }　｢`|　　　　,:::...　｜ |||||||||＿　　　　｜
　　 ＼　　　＼＿/　／LＬ_^.ﾉノ　　 ,/￣￣　＼ ﾍ＿／　＼　／＼
　　　　＼＿＿＿／ 　' ，∴･ 　 　　　　　　　　＼＿＿＿_／　 　　＼

教養のない英文丸出しのAndrewLB

それじゃ日本で底辺の職業、英会話教師にもなれない。

>>434

　　　　　　　　　,.．-──- ､
　　　　　　　 ／. : : : : : : : : : ＼
　　　　　　 /.: : : : : : : : : : : : : : ヽ　　　　　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　,!::: : : :,-…-…-ミ: : : : :', 　　 　 ／
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　　r |_,|_,|_,|{: : : : |　　ｪｪ　ｪｪ|: : : : :}　　 　 ＼ Hey moron. Never post in Japanese
　　|_,|_,|_,|/.{ : : : :| 　　　,.、　|:: : : :;!　　 .　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　|_,|_,|_人そ(^i :i　　 r‐-ﾆ-| : : :ﾉ
　　|　)　　 ヽﾉ　|ｲ!　　ヽ二ﾞ ｲゞ
　　|　　`".｀´ 　ﾉ＼ ` ｰ一'丿 ＼　　　　　ヌケド最強〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
　 人　　入＿ノ　　 ＼___／　　　/｀丶´

>>433
Andrew, 427 posted the same copy in many places.
He must be feeling frustrated because he cannot
write anything in English. He must be feeling very
lonely. But please just ignore him. I'll take care of
him as a Japanese. Please come here, Pochi.
Don't be afraid of making mistakes. Just write
something in English. Nobody wants perfect English
here. This is a kind of jockey thread.
But AA is very interesting.

I think so, before he tells others, he should write English first!
He never write English, I want you to write in English!

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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　!;;;;;;;/~ヾ;;;;;;;ﾉ .6 i
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　｀!､ !_.,ヽ. 　 / , ﾉ
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N The reason why I've no girlfriend is that I'm so handsome that any gals hesitate to apprpach to me.
D You're crazy. your theory is funny.
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　　 /　　 ,.-'ゝ__,.･･_ノ-､ヽ
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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　(`ー':;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;ﾉ
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ｀`''''''｀`'''''

Listen to me，my babies here.
I'm gonna hack the mother-computer of the Ministry of Health and Welfare.
.....No，no，just kiddin'！Don't take it really.
Hahahaha，don't you tell for jokes？
SORRY.

I think there should be an exception made for poorly-written Japanese written by
silly gaijin.

Andrew: wouldn't 白人 work? As for the rest of your shit, well, I'd correct it...
but then some Japanese guy here would probably correct ME. Heh.

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　　|　　　　ヽ. i ｌ　レ'　　　　`｢　　　　｀ //ノ　/　|

It's so fast that I can say;I could wank with Isono Kirioko!!!

what? your brain is rotten, isn't it?

huh

or

eh

>>443
自然なhuh(eh)?使い方、くだけた言い回しマスターするには君百年早そうだね。

日本人の馬鹿英語丸出しだよ。

If my dick will be ED, what should I do?

I jerked off looking at Miki's picture.
She is my type. I wanna lick her intimate part.

Don't get carried away. Get a dictionary quickly.

Why I'm coming this thlead? Does anybody know why I come here??
can you tell me reason why i come here, but dont strike(叩く) me ok?
Also my English skill is too bad !! everybody are laughing at me about my English skill!!
How funny does it??

I know.
Because everything is all right in here regardless of
the English level, the nationality, the sex and the time.
You can post here anytime, because this is a monologue
thread. I'm often tempted to look at this thread.

　　　　　　　 　,,ゞﾄ､ﾉノｨ,､
　　　　　　　　　／ 　　　　　 ｀ゝ
　　　　　　　　/ 　ノﾉ'｀'｀'｀'｀ヽﾐ
　　　　　　　　.|　　Y　　 ＼　／ }i .
　　　　　　　　|　　/ 　　　/　ヽ　ﾐ .　　Yestarday，I visited Yoshinoya near by my house.
　　　　　　　　.!(6ﾘ 　　　　(__)　ﾉ. 　 And I found taht it was fulled with a lot of people.So，I couldn't sit down.
　　　　　　　　　ﾘﾉﾄ､　'/ｴｪｪｪｦﾞ It was a pity！！
　　　　　　　　　り| ヽ　 lｰrｰ､/
　　　　　　　　　 ﾉﾉ　　ヽﾆﾆｿ　　　 　　　　　　　　Θ　／　＼
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.　　/::::::::::::::::::::::::::|.!　／'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::",.-､,　＼　／／Θ

　　　　　　　　　　　,,ゞﾄ､ﾉノｨ,､
　　　　　　　　　／ 　　　　　 ｀ゝ
　　　　　　　　/ 　ノﾉ'｀'｀'｀'｀ヽﾐ
　　　　　　　　.|　　Y　　 ＼　／ }i .
　　　　　　　　|　　/ 　　　/　ヽ　ﾐ .　　At high-school age， I had been called "Gan-modoki"....
　　　　　　　　.!(6ﾘ 　　　　(__)　ﾉ. 　 I'm gonna cut myself！！
　　　　　　　　　ﾘﾉﾄ､　'/ｴｪｪｪｦﾞ
　　　　　　　　　り| ヽ　 lｰrｰ､/
　　　　　　　　　 ﾉﾉ　　ヽﾆﾆｿ　　　 　　　　　　　　Θ　／　＼
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　　　,...-'":::::::::::::::|.|　ｖ　／':::::::::::::::::::::::::::__＿__／／＼／／Θ
.　　/::::::::::::::::::::::::::|.!　／'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::",.-､,　＼　／／Θ

>>446
No.
My brain isn't rotten but ogrish.

When a man resign from mafia In Japan，ex-member must has his pinky chopped off.
I was a member of Japanese mafia.
So I had to do it.
Ofcourse I did to be a "Katagi".

糞、蛆、氏（ＡＡ略

I think it is weird that >>420 >>422 >>431 >>435 >>437
>>440 >>441 >>444 >>454-455 are called AA which is
supposed to stand for Ascii Art when the character
encoding they use isn't ASCII but Shift_JIS.

When I was trying to find good X-rated videos at
Geo, a rental video shop, my female classmate was
watching me by chance. 　
Next day she told her friends about it. Many girls in
my class began to say that I'm a dirty man.
I think it's natural for high school students to watch
X-rated videos. My female classmates are wrong.
I just tried to solve it in a healthy way.

From an eternal perspective, true happiness comes from developing attributes
such as goodness, love, justice, and mercy.

I'm listening to a song now.
This song always reminds me of my junior high
school days.
I broke up with Naomi. What is she doing now?
She went to Okinawa. I have a new girl friend now.
Naomi may be married.
But this song always reminds me of you. I'll pray
for your happiness. I hope you don't know this
thread. You didn't like English, so there is no
possibility, I think.
In a sense you were my first girl friend, and
the first girl who loved me.
But I really love my present girl friend.
That's why I want you to be leading a happy life.

Naomi, come back! To me.

No, my present girl friend is prettier, and has
bigger breasts than Naomi.
But I've found that I come to love girls of the
same type in character.

I imagined the song you were listening.
The title is Naomi's Dream.
And "Naomi, come backe to me." is a part of the song rylics.

We should take economic sanctions on
North Korea. They take Japan for a fool.
Considering Japan's technology, it's easy
distinguish a true body from a false one.
US State Department says that it has clear
evidence that North Korea is trying to make
nuclear weapons through uranium enrichment.
The present government should be overthrown.
If we leave it as it is, the results will be
grave indeed. We should fight communism,
because we'll never be able to make 2 chan-like
threads in communist-ruled countries.
in

When I was applying for a new cell phone at an Au shop,
the clerk had BO(tragomaschalia). Her body odor was
so strong that I felt like throwing up. I felt very sorry
for her.
She is pretty but it's too hard to overcome the sickening
smell. I look up to the workers in the shop.

I like deep-fried bean curd.

>>467
I feel girls having strong fragrance order
tend to have had cosmetic surgery on their faces.

It takes too much time to install this software.
I need patience.

Keeping late hours is bad for the health.
But I sat up till the small hours of the night
again without burning the midnight oil.

any more i can't get the time now is the most important
crossroads i guess makes me stronger and stronger.
is it good or bad?
is it right or wrong?
is it today or tonight?
my memories collpse right now before me thinking of
my future and present situations not that
i'm in a despair.
another me are eating my minds my time my memories
even my flesh and bones giving him oppotunities to
fuck my head up to the core at the same time giving him
chances to get me yes me myself right me the options
in order to make my road ahead not rocky ones that is
i am able to dream a lovely dream in a real world
not a fiction story but a real fiction novel i myself
write in a really fantastic way sometime you gave me
i never never forget for me it had been my dearest asset
from crale to grave from our only child to children of the
child making me hypersensitive to anything relating to you
such as .... i want to cherish everything
another me and you my dearest presented to me
long long ago even now flowing im my entire blood.

Fame the realities of your hair!!!

They are like moles. They hate sunlight.
They try to come out even if we hit them.
They are active in the dead of night.

Her English is BS, but very interesting.
But are you OK?

I can't take it any more that you are calling me every night.
Why do you call me so often to the degree I can't stand it?
I guess you also know we can't meet within the near future.
Oh my god!
Please give me the boat that can get me in and flow me
to her right now and get me to say something important.
I'm no good at mathematics.
Only to think the mathematics test get me sick.

I'll sleep with her now. To tell the truth, i just wanna
relax, but she is very aggressive in bed.

Oh yeah ! Oh yes !
I'm cuming coming cunming.....
Dahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!Hahhahahhhhh
Bukkake mission completed!

Happy are those who have a rich imagination.
You can sleep in heavenly peace.
But I'm short on imagination. Alas!

It's 4:21 now. It took more than one hour after all.

What is it? I slept too much in the daytime.

>>481
I sleep well just.

I'm gonna go to Komeda, and have a morning special.
komeda coffee is very tasty.

Where can I get a nice shoe cupboard? I'll buy it by all means.

Sato Eri, and Koike left, but Megumi and Hinagata remained.
Mugumi is very loyal as I thought.
Some try to repay obligations, others return kindness with
ingratitude or hostility.

I'm tired. Very tired. leave me alone!Please!!
Can you hear me?

I don't know. Go nova!

I like to see her feel refreshed after that.
By the way it should be her period now, but not.
I'm very afraid of it.

I said "Nurupo."

She may be pregnant. She can have an abortion,but
it's not good for her body. Don't you have enough
information about birh control?
Don't put your partner at risk by having unprotected
sex.

I can't make a girl get pregnant, cuz I've never
had any girlfriend in the past. I think there
are many people like me in 2-chan.

I award poster #491 10 points for displaying a level of honestly you would never find
on an English message board.

Good job, #491.

>>492 Thanks, my friend, Ed.
You must be cherry. Let's keep virginity until marriage,
though I don't know I can marry a woman or not.

>>489

GA!

>>493

In Japanese, "a cherry" means a person who is still a virgin.
In English, "cherry" refers to the female hymen or the state "virginity", but not the person.

It's funny how both languages use this kind of fruit
to refer to something that has had not any kind
of sexual experience.

As for me, I am not a cherry. But it's been so long now,
I almost feel like one again.

Keiko，come back to me！
Let's touch each other as we were the innocent.

She is so nice, has big breasts, and well-grown thighs.
I like girls whose thighs are a little fat. If such
girls wear a short skirt, I can't stand it, but my
dick stands.

>>496
Good job！
You must be a "technician of words".
You used "stand" in two means.
One means "bearing something".
The other means "erection".
I'm moved by your sentences.

Good job, Bob!!

How do you know she is the one.
Why can not we date with 2 girls at the same time?
I love them both. Really. I love them both.
They love me, too. I can not choose.
They have tottaly different personality, and are both attracting.
As for sex, one is much better and the other is okay.
If I get married, can I be sure that I will never cheat on her?
I am not sure....
oh well.

Covertly got ５００.

Take over time!Take over time!

Take over time! Take over time!

She flirted with a man. Even women can love two men.

I'm looking for good dream.
I'll found it!

the last program of shinsengumi is very moving I think.
If I were born that time, I would be okita.
all of you in this thread are horses, frogs, or dogs I think

I would be Ryoma Sakamoto.

No, No! 506 would be a stupid cherry pheasant in that time

Tomorrow I have to go to school again. I hate it. I had
two days off. I don't feel like studying. I wish the
Christmas break would come sooner. I want to take at
least 10 days off. I can take days off only in my
imagination.

Why did you do that? I feel so disappointed.
I've never thought you are such ---. I'll forgive
you just this once, because I can understand
your hard and complicated circumstances.
But I'll never be able to forgive you deep in
my heart.
The subscription fee is 4016 yen.

How hard and frustrated it is to say exactly in
a foreign language what I mean or feel.
The words necessary to express my meaning
are so limited that I can't get my point across
smoothly. It seems to be next to impossible
to master two languages. I should know when
to give up.

>>508
don't worry. you are not a student but a 24 aged NEET.
you are getting and enjoying a lifetime break.

>>511 You are not a shitty person, but shit itself, no, worse
than shit. You are a shit of shits.

Every time I masturbate I feel stronger and stronger.
More I feel stronger as a man,
More I feel my cock is bigger and tougher.
My right hand is my cock's lover.
My cock would crow aloud.
Before my cock explode in my hand,he cries
'cock-a-doodle-doo'
Timpo loves manko and vice versa.

I am wandering if I go to the rental video shop to rent some AVs to wank.
teach me some your good recommendation

Don't be myself but be yourself.
It's my desire.
And please find a lot of faults with others.
So you'll be able to be highly appliciated.
Believe me and do it.

>>514
You fucking wanker!
I recommend a series of Dream shower.
Doubtless I myself am Bukkake freak.
My girlfriend's face is covered with my cum every day
in my imaginary wonderful interesting world.

I bought a small table with an electric heater.
My favorite videos are the ones of the nice chicks
with a mini skirt. I'm a fetishist.

She is an ungrateful person.
Ungrateful girls should be raped.

>>516
I want to rent soft-core one.
I am not a crazy wanker like you

What grade are you in? You must be a 8 or 9th grade student.
I'm in the 11th grade.

I'm 4 rou 3 ryuu atudent

Why the hell are only horny men are getting together
right here?Are there any women?
I want to suck many dicks!

>>517
I also want to fuckingly fuck babes having miniskirts on.
With nice boots are better!

No shit!
You are a jobless loafer, aren't you?
Suck many dicks?? Are you a three-letter man?

... what the fuck is a "three-letter man"?

I am not a student but a thirty-three-year-old virgin.
I swear I fuck a woman in two years.

>>525 Ed, you must be a decent man. Three-letter man means
a fag[a male homosexual]. Are you really a native?
I learned this from my black friend.

>>524
My husband's dick is delicious and cum too.
What's the problem?

Never heard it used. Maybe it's a American thing. Where was this guy from?

hahahaha My dick hasn't inseted before wanked only

>> I thought you are a man. Are you a woman?????
Don't use such dirty words. Women should be more
decent, becaue it's much more exciting to have
sex with a decent woman. At least pretend to be
reserved and shy. It makes men more get horny.

>>529 Ed, not "a Amercain thing", but "an American thing", I think.
Anyhow, you are right. He is American. Actually I lived
in Chicago. "Fag" is made of three letters. That's the
reason.

Ev'ryone use "cum" in their sentences.
But nobody can use the word correctly.
"Cum" means "AND".
So， you should study about "CUM".

I am a teacher cum masician.
↑
Let's copy it and paste on http://www.excite.co.jp/world/english/ and search！！

Oh,sorry.
Let me correct.

I'm a teacher cum a magician.
↑
Let's copy it and paste on http://www.excite.co.jp/world/english/ and search

Oops, typo. Sue me, I just woke up.

The great prophet that is google tells me that it used to refer to an outstanding athlete
who participated in and got awarded varsity letters for all three sports (basketball,
football, and baseball). Odd.

>>ed
ドキュンにも出来るお勧め英語学習法スレッド　５
ドキュンも頑張って英語を学習しよう！
大人のやり直し英語の人も大歓迎！

　http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1074243705/

>>527
I'm American (albeit living in Canada). Never heard such a phrase.

>>533
Er, not really. It might in latin (though I think it's a preposition
that means "with"), but even then, it'd be pronounced [kuːm], where
as the "cum" you're thinking of is pronounced [kʌm]. Two completely
different words (and, for that matter, languages).

>>AndrewLB
セックスの中出しって英語で何ていうの？

explode my sperm in her uterus/vigina??

>>535, 537 You guys must be very serious persons.
Just search this word in "Yahoo."
You can read like this:
"In High School this was a good athlete.
But the derogatory version alludes to the three
letters in the word 'fag.' "(from Yahoo research)
Anyway I didn't know that good meaning at all. Thanks for
teaching.

Go, Andrew! Sexual slang consultant mode! Show them all what linguistics majors
are made of!

I like Ed and Andrew. They must be Christians.

Me? Christian? Hell, no. I'm Atheist! Or, well, closer to Agnostic, really.

In any case, I hear Andrew was Christian, though. Or at least, he belonged to SOME
religion which involved going to church as seen in the quote below:

http://www.bash.org/?75504

sleepless night. reading this thread. too difficult.
make me more awake.

>>AndrewLB
セックスの中出しって英語で何ていうの？

explode my sperm in her uterus/vigina??

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>>542
I WILL kill you, Ed. And I'm catholic. And don't make me pop a cap
in your ass, yo! Bitch. Fo snizzle. My Nizzle. Pizzle. Gizzle.
Wazzup, hommie G, I got the mad -- yeah, fuck it.

>>544
Er, no. I think you mean ejaculation. Probably.

And exploding sperm is BAD. BAD. You do not want exploding sperm.
If anything, you'd never have a kid.

Nice to know that there are some native speakers of English here besides me.

うっそん

>>546
Andrew,

Thank you for your reply
I guess I learned something valuable tonight.
"Ejaculation', eh?
What about "顔面シャワー"
How do you say showering your sperm on her face in English?

>>546
>>549
ejaculationは単に射精を意味するのであって中出しを指す言葉ではないよ。
いんちきネイテイブに騙されるな！！

ま日本にいる外人のほとんどはボキャ貧だからな、
それでいて英語教える気になる神経が理解できない

>>549
Bukakke, or something like that. In homage to the fact that only the
Japanese are messed up enough to be into such things. In Canada and
the US, it's considered a sick joke, and NOT something you ever do.

Christ, the second I read "Ganmen shower," part of me died...

bukkake

I am sleepy...

>>552
What do you mean?
Are there no words to express showering your sperm on her face in English?
Niether does "中出し"???
You just don't know those words, do you?

Everytime I have sex with my Japanese girlfriend
I do 中出し or 顔面シャワー.

However my American fuckbuddy doesn't allow me to do that.

>>556
Doesn't she ever get pregnant?
I mean, ur Japanese girl.

TO PROTECT AGAINST SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS USE A CONDOM.

>>557
If she gets pregnant, I'll leave her.

>>559
YOU ARE BUSTERD!!

SHAME ON YOU!

ok nick, you happen to be a little mentally retarded, right?
I got it.

>>553
Whatever.

>>551
お前らの英語な語彙はそんなにいいと思いないけど。Though naturally, I've no
illusions as to how good my Japanese is (i.e. crap)

>>555
I haven't seen those characters used together before. Guessed at
the meaning according to the individual characters. You probably
meant "pulling out in the middle," or something like that?
I dunno, learning sexual vocabulary in Japanese hasn't been really
high on my list of priorities, since I don't really like Japanese
girls. Fo shizzle.

>>562
めちゃくちゃな英語だな
日本語も

>>561
Come on, man. That's what most guys do when their girlfriends get pregnant.
We don't want to pay for that, do we?

>>561
ワンポイントレッスンしてあげると
mentallyは必要ないんだよ、余分
retarded,だけで意味が通じるんだよ

http://www.google.co.jp/search?as_q=&num=10&hl=ja&btnG=Google+%E6%A4%9C%E7%B4%A2&as_epq=mentally+retarded&as_oq=&as_eq=&lr=&as_ft=i&as_filetype=&as_qdr=all&as_occt=any&as_dt=i&as_sitesearch=

>>561
>>I got it.

I get it とするのが自然

検索するの意味ないってご存知？
どんな不適切な英文だって出てくるわけで。。。日本語でも同じ。間違い用法な
んてざら。
それよりちゃんとした英和英英辞書、文法書、イデイオム集使いこなそうね。もっ
とがんばれ！

I don't like Nick.
I don't want to make friends with those kind of guys

>561 名前：@_@ ：04/12/13 03:58:34
>ok nick, you happen to be a little mentally retarded, right?
>I got it.

さらにこの糞英文についていわせてもらうと書いた人は"happen to..."の使い方を理解できていない。

>>570
そもそもプレイボーイタイプ、ヤリチン野郎を罵るのにretardedは的外れだろ

Nick, I'm sure you're going to get sued or killed anytime soon...

>>572
like how?

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I must learn many things in my life.

Hey,me.
What do I want to do?

>>575
書いた人は"must"の使い方を理解できていない。

You are so clever!
I didn't know.

>>578
You're pretty smart. I didn't know that.

....

He must learn his lesson.....is OK,but you said
“I must learn...is not good.Why？Tell me about that.
Please.

Because I want to learn.

>>577
ya ain't got no education, idiot.

Hello NEET.
Don't wank everyday

im sorry unfortunately im jerking off right now. i ain't a fucking ニート though.

my white fluid may be out of stock due to daily waniking

hello- I'm a NEET.
is there anyone who lets me stay in your house as a housewife?
actually I'm a man, so I'm not sure "a housewife" is a right word for a man,
but anyway I'll do whatever you want, such as cooking, cleaning a house, washing clothes.
I even give you a great massage that definitely makes you feel good.
Please! I really need a place to stay.

you are NEET. you like wanking than seeking a job

Just for the record, I'm 26years old and don't have friends or girlfriend.
and I'm a virgin. i want to know what sex feels like.

There is something odd about the Japanese guy who comes out
in the wee hours of the morning. He is quite a character.
I wonder why he is so aggressive. He may suffer from an
inferiority complex.

I like a selection of sliced sashimi, a whole fish grilled with salt,
skewered grilled chicken, pieces of white meat alternating with leek
,Japanese hotchpotch, and mixed fillings of seafood, meat and
vegetables.

Japanese girls are easy to pick up.
I played around with many Japanese chicks.

Money for nothing and chicks for free

I want many children,giving me an idea to knock up
my girlfriend right now sleeping beside me snoring.
So cute that I can fuck her 100 times per day!

Families can be one of our greatest sources of happiness.

Oh,I have to buy formula to feed my dear baby.

>>595
I absolutely agree with you that
true happiness lies in our own families.
Ladies and Gentlemen be ambitious!
Let's have sex as often as possible.

>>596
What is formula?
Could you explain to me,please?

formula
【名-6】 調乳｛ちょうにゅう｝、乳児用｛にゅうじ よう｝ミルク、フォーミュラ

>>599
Give me a definition in English,please?

世話の焼けるやつだな。

a milk preparation for feeding a baby

>>601

>>1

Children are a gift from God.No abortion,please.

God does NOT exist.

Abortion is legal.

I wonder why so many high school girls are looking for
a married male with money to support them.
Compensated dating is getting more and more popular.
What is it that they really want? Money or sense of relief?

Ot both.

I think the number of the feminized men has been
increasing in Japan recently.

>>606
I'm concern about declining morals in society.

A couple of cats are meeting to bother me outside
braving this frigid temperature.
I'm gonnna fight off them so as to be able to
consentrate on my study.

Twats are like shellfish.
both in appearance and in taste.

I'm hungry.

Give me your phone number i like call you right away.
I love you I love your lovely cunt!

>>613
Fuck YOURself.

The volume of cum depends on how to wank.

What's going on!

Squeeze my tits.

I'm afraid I can not.

What has caused the deterioration of morale?
I think it mainly comes from family problems.
The bad relationships between husband and wife
have had bad influence on their children.
If their parents get divorced, it' no wonder the
children can never believe in love or trust anyone.
After all it leads to the deterioration of public morals.
Considering those matters, the good relationships
between husband and wife are the most important
to make a better society. But for this, man's good
sex technique is also important. We shouldn't
sprinkle with only fine phrases. We have to
to satisfy not only our mental desire but also our
physical urge.

I can't understand at all.
may be I am stupid all right.
there's no question.
Da ka ra.....leave me alone!!!

No, I can't.
I have to save you from stupidity.
I'll enlighten you.

A pussy is a child cat.
My lover's pussy is slippery.

Maybe your girlfriend has caught disease.

Are you OK?

We need something we can put our heart into.
It's hard to bear a boring life.

It's fun to think about the layout of the room.
Where should I put the cupboard, the wardrobe, the
closet, and the telephone stand?

>>546 Andrew, don't kill, Ed.
He loves joking, but he's a nice guy? Why can I know?
I'm clairvoyant.
You should be proud of a bad Christian.

>>604
God exists. You'll see in the end.

>>627
No, I'm killing Ed.

>>592
The ugly ones. Though that said, all the Japanese girls I've met
at my university have been pretty damn ugly. Send us some hot chicks,
Japan.

>>591
I don't get it. Why do you guys eat raw fish? Isn't the likelihood
of becoming ill much higher?

>>624
Come on, Come on.

↑first, God does NOT exist. second, if u wanna dis japan, why
tha fuck ru here? get tha fuck outta here.
im sure ur damn ugly,too. and we eat fish cuz its good 4 our health, at least
much better than fucking american food. BIATCH.

>>629
Dude, I'm not saying the Japanese in general are ugly. I mean, I've
seen hot Japanese girls before... Just, I haven't met any that I've
been attracted to at my university. Not yet, at least.

Raw fish, mate, RAW fish. Fish is fine. I don't eat meat myself, but
cooked meats are usually nice and healthy. It's raw stuff that can
make you ill though. Hell, have you been following the news about the
Ukranian election? One of the canadidates had REALLY bad facial scaring,
and they initially blamed Sushi. I mean, it WASN'T, but you know. The
fact that it was blamed kinda tells you something...
And American food isn't that bad. Fast food is shit, I agree, but you
know. A good south western meal with corn bread is one of the greatest
meals known to man.

God SO exists.

And I'm here because this forum is funny, and Ed keeps referring me
to it.

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>>630
ok. i do understand. u mean "NOT YET". i guess jap girls r the hottest..well,
i mean tha cuttest in like asia.nah mean? raw fish doesnt make us ill @ all.
at least fish in jpn doesnt.nah mean? i don't no 'bout raw fish in foreign countries, though.
'bout the candidate, he is a guy. no candidates can't dis foreign shit.
i don't about the south western meal cuz i ain't tried it be4.
any GAIJIN here? holla.

STOP BAD JOKE.
It's my dream.Wake up!Wake up!Hurry!
Please wake up!

americans don't have anything else to do, other than pigging out everyday?

I think Scarlett Johansson is mysteriously gorgeous ever since I saw her in Lost in Translation.
I would like a nice wallpaper of her if anyone has one or a good picture to make into one. Thanks!

>>635
yes amazing actress. Saw her in "Girl With Pearl Earring". Amazing movie.

>>635
I agree, she looks mighty fine
btw, is she swedish? because her lastname is Johansson..

>>637
Her father is Dane and her mother has a Polish background...

Mr.Tajima,

Stop stalking her!!

Scarlett Johansson Homepage
http://www.2tup.com/scarlett_johansson/page1.asp

With Sofia Coppola's Lost in Translation,
Johansson's touching performance as a young girl
who strikes a tentative friendship with a washed up
American actor (memorably portrayed by Bill Murray)
while staying in Japan left no doubts regarding her
dramatic skills in the eyes of many, and the rising
starlet was soon cast in the lead of such subsequent
films as The Girl with the Pearl Earring (2003) and
The Perfect Score (2004).

I like KARAOKE.

Christmas coming soon.

Christmas letter comes me from charch.

The letter said me,“ I come here by walk today
from charch,so very tired.
Sister maria waiting for God's chirdren on christmas day.
Of course you too.Come and enjoy this time.”
But...to tell the truth I don't wanna go.....

On this English message board, so many different types
of people have come to post messages. It would be quite
meaningful for even some foreigners to keep posting
interesting messages.
Some abusers sometimes try to attack them, but they are
not so foolish that they could enjoy it. Only good words
make us very bored.
By reading their messages I've found that westerns
tend to think everything very logically.

>>645
chirdren→children

Oh，thank　you

War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away

One thing I don't understand is why they don't realize door knob should not be made of metal.
I hate to get shocked by static electcirity when I touch the metal knob.

While we cannot choose the conditions of our birth,
we can choose each day to make our families stronger and happier.

>>546
You have written "I WILL kill you".
Though here is on the Internet，but writting is equal to saying.
You used the word "KILL"，so I must take you to court.
But I am the other，so I'm gonna report your action to manager HIROYUKI.
Be lookin' forward to meeting >>542.

Somebody sometimes uses big words.

my back hurts again!
I try everything good for back and hip like Yoga, stretching, walking etc.
But in vain. I'm fed up with my weak body.

>>630

Fuck you, Andrew, sashimi owns you.

And you should be glad I didn't pull out 63048!

fun！fun！

Frustration or boredom is surely a major concern with most of us,
if not all.
Things not happening according to our own expectations,
towards our own personal leanings, inclinations and satisfaction
seem to be the major factors behind all this.
In short, frustration and boredom are in the denial of fulfillment
of our heart-felt desires
If there is no sense of a single denial, there is no frustration,
or boredom.
But is it possible to live a life without ever getting a single feeling
that one is "denied" of something? Anyhow it's hard to express some ideas
in a foreign language.

I couldn't jerk off even if I looked at some erotic pictures.
Everyting is bullshit.

>>658
Let's fuck yourself!!
Keep it up!!

kkk

>>660
どした？

>>658
how old are you?
maybe your are too tired or stressful.

I'm stuck in a rut, but I cannot get out
of it for many reasons. Mr. S seems to
be nice, but in fact, he is very cold, lacks
something important.
He is only a high school graduate,
for which he may feel an inferiority complex.
The guys who have a sense of inferiority
tend to make me very tired. Because they
try to make a desperate effort so that they won't be
looked down upon by others. But for that I feel that
they suffer from inferiority feelings. Just be yourself,
otherwise, Mr. S, you are a kind, nice person.

She said that she heard the voice "Don't die",
which made me feel worried again.
She always gives me a hard time. Owing to her,
I always feel worried. I sometimes thought
I wanna leave her, but I cannot, because she's
too cute. Maybe I have to resign myself to the
destiny. I'll go ahead with her, bearing her
cross myself. I'll share her fate.

She has something of trouble with her mind, does she?

Dude, there's no problem unless she has suicidal wishes or some bad wishes.
I bet she's lying. She wants to get an attraction or she's just a psychic person wannabe.

Why are they awake at such late hours, 3 or 4 am.?
I wonder what are their jobs.

I'd rather like to know what your job is, 667.
Why do you watch 2ch in the morning of workday?

I'm a college student. I stayed up all night and attended a morning class.
Now time to go to bed.

I have an itchy throat. I did that too much. I might have caught
a cold. I feel relaxed in an Internt cafe.

Oh, from 666, It's easy to guess. I'm also a college student.
I go to N university in Aichi prefecture. But I skip about
half of the classes. I suppose you love English. What university
do you go to, and what's your major? Of course you don't have
to answer. I just talked to myself.

oh yes oh yes...oh god...

huh huh...you ..son ofa bitch

Jerking off is my daily routine.

I want to have a very pretty girlfriend and flirt with her on Eve.
but I don't have lover, so I will have to wank that day.

i like pleasure of the flesh , such as food and sex. especially sex.
please let me know about you!

bye

I haven't experienced sex and of course even kissed for 30 years since I was born

I want Yukorin to ease my 30 years

yukorin? incredible!!!
yukorin is No1. obaka-girl in japan! hahaha....

>>675
may i bypass you? hahaha...


...sorry!

>>676
I major in science at T university (not Tokyo University).
Though my attendance rate is pretty high lately, overall you can't skip more classes than me. I'm a worst student out of consideration of dropouts.
I'm a kind of hikky and often check this thread. About 3 times a day!

I mean >>670.

>>679
> T university (not Tokyo University)

hahaha...

Why NHK doesn't offer a pretty fairy Yuko Ogura to show RED-WHITE Song Festival on the Eve night of the New Year?
I think her song is better than any other singers

I don't know what 681 meant but if my guess is right, it doesn't mattter whethere you call it University of Tokyo or not. That's a trivia.

you are cherries. you are NEETs. your sons are HOUKEI. you will be wanking on 24 this month.

just a test

>>683
mattter →matter?
whethere→whether?

please don't bother me any more. i am not your teacher. OK?

hahaha...



"T University"is enough, and do not need "not Tokyo University".

a quarrel occures between a stupid cherry and a moron cherry

hahaha

Our Heavenly Father has given us commandments to help us know how to live
and laws that govern the physical world we live in.

People of different opinions are mixed on this message board.
That's why it's so fun to read this board.
One is surprisingly religious. Some love masturbation.
Some like current English. Some like to attack others.
One common point is that all of us want some sort of
satisfaction whether it is physical or mental.

baby!

I jerked off looking at the video of Komori Miyuki.
But my question is that why we get tired of looking at the same
photo or video when we jerk off.
It is only twice or at most three times that I can masturbate
watching the same video, even if the actress is very pretty, and
my type. But interestingly enough as far as sex is concerned,
I prefer the same girl. I don't want to leave my present girl friend.
But I sometimes enjoy jerking off even if I have a girl freind and
make sex with her about once a week.
Is there anyone who can masturbate watching the same video all
the year round?

I can't jerk off with the same porn book or video as a okazu.
To enjoy wanking, I make an effort to buy at least 3 Ero-books a week.

how much litter do you think I give off my se-shi?

>>691
now i'm laughing deeply while reading.
but i prefer gravure idol to av idol.
for example, Sayuri Anzu. she is so cute! my favorite!
have you ever masturbated with the photo or dvd of gravure idol as her?
as for me, Anzu will make me ejaculate within 1 minutes.
try to masturbate with gravure idol as Anzu once!

good luck!

Physical satisfaction is different from mental satisfaction.
To fulfil physical needs, newness, change, difference or
violence is important. For instance we don't want to eat
same dishes every day, because eating is to satisfy our
physical needs, so we want to have different dishes.
But as far as mental satisfaction is concerned, stability,
sameness, rest or peace is important..
For instance when we want to feel relaxed, we tend to
go to the familiar place. Everybody has his or her own favorite
place to relax, such as his/her own room, a nice restaurant,
a karaoke house, a nice pub and so on.
It may be true of your girl friend. If you want only physical
satisfaction from your girlfriend, you will be tempted to get a
new girlfriend sooner or later. But if you want mental satisfaction
from your girlfriend, you will have or want to have a long
relationship with her. As for me, I want both.

While I have to study to pass the entrance examination of certain university , I cannot help watching NI-CHANNEL.

695
Don't use so long quotation. We're tired of reading this passage.

What is "quotation"? Who asked you to read it?
Read the title of this thread. I wrote
it not for you but for myself. You must be nana.

How long have days gone since she's gone?
Only I think of you ev'ryday
Fuckn' my life seem to come the end
But she's left for another man
Get on fire!!
I've been burnin'
I've been waitin' for her
But her mail told me to give up

Our memories are too beautiful....
I feel sad....

And I'm gonna get NO.700.

>>700
Congratulations.

Ny throat is itchy.

http://pksp.jp/sexygirl-alba/

You're usually hilarious, affable, and kind to all of us,
but you get easily angry about any little thing.
So people talk about you behind your back like
they must avoid saying anything that'll get on your nerves
even if it's what they think doesn't hurt anyone's feeling
but yours.
Have you realized it?
You may think you're popular among them, but actually not at all.
Just face the reality!

Do you guys know about "between the lions", a TV program
in which some lion pupets teach you English.
According to its official web site, the program is aimed at
from 4-to-7-year-old children, (of course they're
native speakers, though) but I'm sure it helps us
learn the language very much.
The lions helps us boost our vocabulary power as in today lesson
entice, scrumptious, vile, wicked and what not.
In my opinion, most of the Japanese people don't know
these words except for intermediate or advanced learners of English
in Japan. That led me to think we have to learn English
from scratch like children do, including vocabulary.

I hope the program will get popular among 2ch'ers.
And we could talk about it!

"SAYURI ANZU" IS STH SPECIAL ONLY FOR ME.
I AM SURE I AM A MAN SUITABLE FOR HER PARTNER IN LIEE.
I WILL MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO REALIZE MY DREAM.
YES! I KNOW I AM STUPID BUT SERIOUS.
PLEASE WATCH ME WARMLY AND SILENTLY!


THANKS

>>965
YOU ARE GENERALLY RIGHT!
BUT SOMETIMES SEXUAL RELATIONS HAVE A GREAT INFLUENCE ON MENTAL PLEASURE.
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ANY EXPERIENCE LIKE THAT?


hahaha...bye!

I won't miss you.

she freaks me out

she hearts me a lot and causes huge drama.
I'm not going to bear her out next time.

Today is so happy day.Very happy day.
Because I can many things.For exanple
washing dishes and swimming and studying
and many many things.That is why I feel
happy.

today sucks, as usual.
nothing interesting is going on in my life.
i feel like i jump in to the sky from the top of the skyscraper.

She's a pity.
She said to us "I can't make my mind who I love."
I said to myself "Bitch.Go to the hell and lick my ass."
And my friend said to HER，"I'm gonna make you feel so good."
They're really foolish.

I like her because she likes me. If she gets to hate me, of course
I'll leave her. I can love only the girl who likes me.
Why can I love the girl who doesn't like me? It's nonsense.
I can't believe a stalker. Why can he love or cling to a girl
who doesn't like him. It's a waste of time.
I think I may be the safest person for girls, because I can
never become a stalker. I always say to my girl friend that
you can leave me anytime you have lost interest in me.

Did someone call me?

http://www.g-idol.com/a/images/Anzu_Sayuri/21.jpg


http://www.g-idol.com/a/images/Anzu_Sayuri/22.jpg

http://www.g-idol.com/a/images/Anzu_Sayuri/23.jpg

http://www.g-idol.com/a/images/Anzu_Sayuri/24.jpg

http://www.g-idol.com/a/images/Anzu_Sayuri/25.jpg

http://www.g-idol.com/a/images/Anzu_Sayuri/26.jpg

http://www.g-idol.com/a/images/Anzu_Sayuri/27.jpg

http://www.g-idol.com/a/images/Anzu_Sayuri/28.jpg

Miki is very cute. I'll do that.

Do what?

Guess what? I feel refreshed now.

Why?

I reduced my weight a little bit. I'm a little lighter now.

a

Worthy personal achievement brings a sense of satisfaction and happiness.

I feel something itchy about the inside of my noise.
Nasal irritation makes me so much irritated.
I must have caught a cold.

No. You cautht a noise.

If I had more knowledge, I could communicate with you guys.
I cannot help crying.
But I will do my best, now and then, and forever!

I'll have the year-end party this Saturday. I'll have to pay
6000 yen for it. It's too expensive.
People in the managerial class should pay more than
ordinal employees, because they get a higher salary.

I wanna buy a new car. Which is better, a low displacement car
or a standard-sized car? If I buy the former, the automobile tax is
only 7000 yen. But if I drive a long distance, it makes me more
tired. Which should I put emphasis on, the low cost or the comfortable
ride?

The Christmas vacation is just around the corner.
I've had too much hard time this year. I want to
have a good rest ASAP.

I bet you anything you can't.

I hate Christmas.I hate.

So what?ha!

I hate christmas.

Ryukakusan is good for me. I gotta stay at my office until
10:30. I hate it.

Japanese is Christian？From when??

I haaaaaaaaate!!!

Jap.

Which hourse do you want to bet on?

No, I don't.
Which one do you choose?

I'm tired.

Nice day,but cold.

The hour grows late, and soon I must sleep.
Prior to that though, I will park my jeep.
Parking is hard, without any wheels,
So I'll just put it in neutral, and push it down hills.
Object though you may to my use of slant rhyme,
I don't really care, cause I lack enough time.
I said it before, it's late and I'm tired.
Who am I to think of a rhyme more inspired?
Doesn't that parse, the sentence above?
I swear it's correct, as true as my love.
It's just that I'm using a diction quite old.
But I digress, back to what I told.
You see I am smitten--I deeply adore,
All that you are, that you aren't, and plus more!
Okay I am done, this poem grows to long.
As does the hour. It's time to play pong.
So goodnight to all, my ni channel friends.
I'm afraid this is where my scribbling ends.

why you smell a cattlefish?

Oh I'm too sleepy

みーっとぅーー
おねむー
ぐっにぃゃい

He must be bananas.

バナナばなな
にゃはははははは

I was said that I was a serious man，in Okayama.
But I was said that I was a stalker，in Tokyo.
My name is Tadashi....

My frind M always says to me "You broke my heart"
after talking or writing each other.
I'm fed up with the way he says.
He is just selfish, delusional and immature.

!

Jesus Christ is our perfect example.

why wanking is my inevitable daily routine? How could i do to stop it?
give me your candid advice.

Oh- It is very pity for the cherries in this thread that the magazine dellabeppin stop publishing.
It provied some ERO with us.

stop in the name of love

aheaheahe amema

I'm envious of those who can't stop wanking around.
I haven't felt that feeling for long. I feel old...

You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.

Nothing comes to mind. Maybe I have to work too hard, which makes me
so exhausted. To my surprise she loved cleaning. She is not intelligent,
but she is domestic type. So she'll be able to be a nice wife.

I wanked 4 times yesterday.

Too much work leads to decreasing sexual desire.
Sexual impotence cannot make your girlfriend or wife
satisfied. In the end she'll leave you. Hard work
is the source of family trouble.

I am a NEET so I have a strong sexual lust

We need to make Japanse equivalent for NEET.

Her character is too cute. She tries not to be a burden for me.
I like her heart.

>>741

Awesome!

I hate Xmas to come for some reasons.

some reasons? No you have a single reason
reason why you hate Xmas is very simple
the answer is you are NEET and cherry who has never had a girl friend and sexed and kissed.lol
you had better go to soap

Enjoy Sex! Don't Go To Soap!

Be kinder to the tortos.

>>765
How did you guess? Yes, that's all true. I'm impressed.

Santa Claus is coming to you.

Ｕｈｏ！

Without presents.

>>771
I know he has a big and hot thing with him for a lonely man!

I didn't drink much at today's year-end party, but
I feel tired. The older I became, the weaker I got.
Some people have something to me in ther heart.
I felt it.

I have heavy stiff shoulders. These days I ofen have a headache.
I thought I'm quick to catch a cold. But now I've found that
my headache comes from my heavy stiff shoulders.

I　don’t　wanna　go．I　don’t　wanna　go．

Where?

Covertly got ７７７．

pugera

I'm ok with Xmas.
Why? Do I have a nice girl friend or fun party I look forward to?
Nope. I have nothing to do, of course. I have been so since I was a child. Xmas is as normal as weekday for me.
My point is to live happier, don't think of what you are not likely to get.

Any moment everything can change...

I learned that today.

I have nobody to rely on.

So I have to take great care of the situation any time.

Her finger technique is excellent. I feel as if I were in heaven..
Her sex or fellatio is not so marvelous. There must be
many other girls that can give me more sexual pleasure than
she. But when it comes to finger technique, I've never met such
a girl, including professional girls, as gives me so much
pleasure. She is a very serious girl, and was virgin before
she began to go out with me. So she has naturally learned her
finger technique. She is a genius. But why is fellatio not that
good? Zannen(Regretful)!

If I didn't pay attention to the results, my success was over.

It was close to death to me.

I chose this because I wanted a secure life.

But the reality was far from it....

I'm sure more harsh reality is waiting for me.

There are only more two weeks until New Year's Day.
How will be the next year? I hope I'll have a lucky
year. I've wanted to get away from reality this year.
I was very very shocked to know her problem.

What are Ed and Andrew doing now?

Me? I'm currently trying to hunt down my Calculus professor so I can beg for a passing
grade. Fun, huh?

First of all I have to decide what to do today. Oh, first I'm gonna
go to a coffee shop to have a morning special. Second I'll go to
a rental video room and watch some x-rated videos to jerk off.
But I cannot decide what I should do thirdly. Oh, I'll come back
and go to bed again. It's the best way to relax today.

I've looking forward to New Year' Eve. I want to watch K-1 and
Pride. I'm not interested in Red & White Music show.

How many more years do I have to study English? It seems
impossible to understand 100% of English movies, which
makes me feel very frustrated. I think listening is the most
difficult part about learning English. Of course, writing
English is very difficult.
I can never have confidence in my written English . Maybe natives
feel that my English is very strange. But anyhow I can consult
a dictionary when I write, but when I watch English movies, I
have no time to look up the words in a dictionary I don't know.
What is worse, it's very difficult to distinguish the words spoken
by native speakers. So I can't even catch many words. It would be
absolutely impossible to completely master two languages.
It may come from our brain system.
So I have to be satisfied with writing poor English on this jokey
message board. But is there anyone that feels he/she has mastered
a foreign language completely.

The relationship between man and woman is very incomprehensible.
Most women try to get away from the man when they feel love from the
man. And they try to judge the man. In a sense they want to make sure
that his love is true or not. They often talk with other men in front of him,
so that the man feels jealous, and tries to get closer to her.
Many women enjoy this kind of process.
But there are many types of women. It was not true of K.
K was so straight and has directly accepted my love. She was not
like an actress. That's the point where I really like her.

In a sense the most important thing in life is to find
how to kill time. For me it's to read 2-chan and write
something in English. Especially writing English is the
best way to kill time. This is not an exam. So I don't
have to be worried about grammatical mistakes.
In order to kill time, it's important to be able to feel
relaxed and feel what I'm doing is not bad.

>>787
i also am looking forward to K-1 of a "comedy" show.

>>791
俺も楽しみにしてるよ。何時やるか分からないけど。
大晦日だっけ？

let's talk in English!

>>793
ことわる

日本語でしゃべろうぜ！

>>794
this is for you
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1077557216/l50 .

Achieve your full potential.

>>795
の〜てんくす

how beautiful thick lips of Musashi always is !

>>798
ホモですか？

I got 800!

Today　Is　cold　day．And　Today’s　２ch　is　heavy．

K1 is getting less and less interesting. Why? K1 has
been boring since Musashi began to remain in the final.
As a Japanese I should be glad that Musashi remains in
the final. Why is it not interesting?
Maybe many people haunt doubts about the judges.
Many people thought that if the judges had been non-
Japanese, Ray would have won the bout with Musashi.
And Host would have won the bout with Bon if the
judges had been non-Japanese. Now K1 seems to be
controlled by TV companies and Tanigawa so that
they can get a higher viewer rating.
But for this, real fans for martial arts are getting away
from K1. Now for me, Pride is more interesting than
K1. But Pride also will go in the same direction as K1.
After all the high viewer rating is the most important
for the sponsors of TV programs. Nobody can deny it.

I want to be...

By the way I want to do conversation.

I am urgly.So I want to be that.

People like to sympathize with me when I'm
very unhappy, but don't like to share with my
joy when I'm happy.
It's easy to share with other's sorrows, but very
difficult to share with other's joy.
I hate only superficial compassion.

I want to acution off myself. i m 33 old nice guy.
Anyone wannnnna fuuuuuuuuuck me?
lady aged 18-20 height 170-175 weight 40-53 only wanted.

hahahaha...

don't make me laugh.

I can't make a nice girl friend. When I tell a girl
my feelings, she always does a beautiful job of
rejecting me. The girls who wanted to develop a
close relationship with me were not my type.
One reason for this may be that I place much
emphasis on her looks or face. I cannot love
ugly girls from the bottom of my heart. Many
people say that good-nature is the most important.
I can understand it in my head, but my dick
can't understand it.

does he have a mirror?
have or have't that's a question.
sorry this is my monologue.

>>811
No. You have to tell me what's on you mind.
NOW!! GO ON!!!

maybe he is a fisherman.

you wannna drink my supercial juice?
yeaaaaaah yammy but a bit saulty pass me the sugar preeze!

In a short, if he is bad-looking, he cannot expect to
make a pretty girlfriend. That's crying for the moon.

I got a call from Defense Agency chief.
Upper House is the House of Councilors.
Lower House is the House of Representatives.

Money talks - it never lies.

But you're always lying.lol

Upper House is the House of Councilors.
Lower Hose is the House of Representatives.
The House of Representatives has more
authority than the House of Councilors.
Because the House of Councilors can
make the final decision on many things.

Well,
What should I do?
What should I do?
What should I do?
Please teach me.

Oh, I gotta go to work tomorrow again. It makes me depressed.
There must be a lot of people who just go to work in order to
make a living. If I won 100000000 yen in a lottery, I could
quit my work. But it's just a dream. Reality is tough.

I’m writing e-mail now.

To whom?

Of course mail friend.

Male mail friend?

yes.

honestly I cummed in my love's mouth a little while ago.

Many must be kids. Nothing is interesting.

I'm about to cry.

why?

I went to see a doctor two weeks ago because of a headache.
The doctor said there was no problem.
I believed it and have been at home to take a rest.
But the pain's getting heavier.
I don't know what to do.
Over-the-counter medicine didn't work either.
I'm a college student. I think I'm going to fail credits.
That's why I am really upset.
Sorry for my terrible English.
Help!

Not bad.

>>831
That's sorry to hear. I think I can help you.
Firstly, stop watching 2ch late at night.
Then put pickled plums all around your face and wrap seaweed around your neck.
One night with them will get you perfectly good.

>>765-766

What is "soap"?

I think "soap" is
adult-entertainment establishment.

>>833
Thank you so much.

today is fine day.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/low/default.stm

THIS IS THE ADDRESS OF BBC "FREE" HP FOR "MOBILE".
"BBC" HP HAS MANY CATEGORIES.
SO WE CAN GET MUCH INFO, AND WHAT IS MORE,
"LEARN ENGLISH" FROM THIS HP AT "ANY TIME AND PLACE"

I can't stop coughing.

>>835

Oh, okay. I wonder where the word got that meaning from.

I am tired of doing the shikoshiko.

>>834
Do you know Turkish bath. "Soap land" means Turkish bath.
In the past in a Turkish bath, a pretty washed man's whole
body including his dick, and then she made sex with man.
In the past even in Japan we called such a place
"Turkish bath", but now we don't use the word "Turkish
bath", because it's an insulting word for Turkish people.
Where does "soap" come from?
It's easy to guess. In the place, that is, a kind of bathroom.
the girl uses soap a lot. Do you know "Alice in Wonder
Land"? If you go to such a place, you can cry out,
I'm in "Soap Land". Get it?

shikoshiko is my inevitable daily routine.
but as you know. I think you always wank like me becaz you are NEET

Our bodies are gifts from God.
The Lord has commanded us to keep our bodies and minds healthy.
By doing this, we are better able to take care of our own needs and serve others.

Good-by!

I'm in my room.
I've a quick dinner over watching 2ch.
There is something to miss.

I wonder why some people can believe in one religious
group such as Christianity, Moslem, Jewish and so on
so strongly.
Especially why can Islamic fundamentalists have such a
strong faith? I feel there is something in common
between Aum Shinrikyou believers and Islamic
fundamentalists.
One common point is that they can, without hesitation,
kill people for their faith. There being many religions
means there being many gods.
Whose god is the strongest? Is it really worth thinking
of?
It is very difficult to distinguish faith and ideology or
brain washing.

The Bush administration and the Republicans are supported by Christian fundamentalists in the US.
Many Americans think that moral values based on religeous belief are as much as
or more important than the economic situation.
That brought victory to Bush in the presidential election back in November.

I admire pure-hearted people. But on the other hand,
I think it's very dangerous to have pure faith. When I
think of this irony, I feel very sad.
In my opinion, we can believe in God, but we should
not believe in one religious group. When we believe in
one religious group, it brings about a lot of problems.

Iraq is already full of problems...

We can have a faith in one religious group, but we should
not deny other ways of thinking in other religions.
Problems actually surface, not when we believe in one
religious group, but when we totally reject other religions.

Hey，my baby....why don't you try to face me? You willingly talked to me before，didn't you？
Why？You only gaze at your cell-phone. I felt so sad...
And after that you were talkin' with M when I passed by.
Why？Please talk to me and stare at me from your heart！！
Your birthday is the day when "juror system" were introduced.
If you will be able to stay with me by the day，please turn out the light and hold me tight！！

PS: Ev'rybody in this thread，thanks for reading.

I feel drowsy. I ate too much.
Foods are somnolent.

Ms Takato has gone to Iraq. I'm wondering whether her
action should be admired or blamed. I think if she has
begun to work in Iraq again only to satisfy her own inner
desire, she should be blamed. But what would be the
criterion of judgment in a true sense?

Most Japanese are not interested in religious things.
Their main concern is sex and masturbation.
But ironically Japan is a much safer country than
religious countries in the Middle East.

That's right.
Monkeys can masturbate, but cannot make bombs.

I prefer masturbation to bombs. Which do you prefer?

Life is boring, she may have gone to Iraq because
she felt living in Japan is too boring.

A patient in a hospital killed two other patients
who were in bed because of cerebral infarction.
Who is the Chief Cabinet Secretary?

What are Ed and Adrew doing?

Don't worry. You'd better sleep. I'm gonna go to bed now, too.

I wanted to marry S, but I couldn't. So I married a girl whom
I liked but didn't love. But now I can love and get along with
her. I might have chosen a better girl. But S is very beautiful
and intelligent. Sometimes she comes to my mind.

Iron my shirt.

>>842

That's a funny cultural anecdote!

Ｉchanged.

Ｉ changed.

Ｉ think. think,think,think...Ａｔ last!
Ｉ found it.

very　fun

When da sun sets，the lovers' times begin.
She talked to me，but left alone. Though we were talkin'，you sometimes faced away.
What I realized was that she was with her friend when she talked to me.
But I accidentaly saw.....She was talkin' to another man when she was alone!!!!!
The situation was so sad to me.

Why did you talk with there....?

He was cold man.
Not thoughtfulness.

He was MAD.

So I hate him now.

He have not hot heart.
He was not kindness.
He was cold man and selfish.

Maybe he is cold man forever.

Let me curse him hehe

LIKE the north pole ice.

He have not common sence.

I feel so relaxed today, cuz it's over. Nothing is more relaxing
than when we could take off the burdens we had to carry for a long
time.

It caused cellular damage. But thanks to cell metabolism,
or cell propagation, it can be cured. So I lick your scars.

Interestingly enough some persons are allergic to native
speakers. If natives speakers post some messages, they
get angry, and try to attack the persons.
I wonder whether they really want to study English,
and what they come to English threads for.
It is they that are of no value in English threads.
What are the depths of their consciousness?
They must be traumatized by natives, because
they feel so tense that they can't talk with native
English speakers. Actually I know such persons in
my office. They have the pre-first grade of English
Proficiency Test, but they always try to avoid talking
with natives even if they have a chance to do so.
I feel a pity for them, but they should stop studying,
because they give a misleading impression of
Japanese people.

Does "taking a balanced approach" mean "getting the
matter into perspective?

Read more, and write.

It is pitiful not to be able to speak English after studying it
for 10 years.

I have to observe the rules as a human being.

Our world is very hypocritical, and hard to go through.
In our world there is so much contradiction and
vulnerability we are forced to accept.
Now there is nothing that catches my interest.
I loved a woman once, but love turned to banality sooner
or later. Even if I fall in love with a woman, I can guess
the end, so I can't bring myself to love a woman.
But I hate nihilism.

Thanks to H, I knew for the first time the double pride of
loving and being loved.

Last Christamas
I'll give you heart
And breakin'
Make me hot

Women tend to love the man who can look up to.
They seek emotional and physical security, so they
feel most secure when they feel possessed by a
strong, loving man.

Men have to satisfy sexual desire, but women have to
satisfy the spiritual hunger underlying the sex drive.

Women are similar to the earth. The earth receives
sunshine, water and seed and produces life. A woman
receives a man's love and seed and after a period of
gestation, she gives birth to a new human being.

Many people can't make harmonious relationships today.
It is quite noticeable in love between men and women.
A lot of men and women have failed to build up good
relationships. So quite a few people cannot get married.
The technological development is marvelous, but
psychologically we are far behind. I do not mean any
personal offense to you.

Tomorrow is the closing ceremony. I'll have a Christmas vacation
from the day after tomorrow. I feel so happy.

Gaijin ga kono sure yondara chan-chara okashikute
warau darou na, amarini Japanglish-sugite.

>>852

A WOMAN! ON THE INTERNET!

>>881

The former seems to be a prerequisite for the latter, don't you think?

>>885

If you hate nihilism you must ultimately seek for the one thing
that deserves your total approval! Saying "yes" without any
restrictions within yourself to just one single thing will
cure of your nihilism!

>>888

Misogynist!

She is not very intelligent, so she can love me so much.
But in general, intelligent women cannot love a man,
because they are afraid of failing or hurting their feelings.
In a short they use not their heart but their head too much.

I don't think that is true.
Sure she might recognize love is very unreasonable but she would find it hard to control her feelings as anyone else does.
Love is a built-in passion of mankind.

she = intelligent woman

I dont know why Japanese are celebrating the chirsmas, I dont care the chirsmas for me.
We are buddist anyway, so I dont care about chrismas. And why men are giving presents
for women chirstmasday, I dont understand......
Nobody knows why......

Jesus Christ saved all of us from our sins.

900

It has started snowing at last.
It's so cold that I feel dizzy walking outside.

Japanese are too simple. So they are quick to be cheated
by commercialism. For instance chocolate companies sell
a lot of chocolates to women on Valentine's Day. Many
shops sell Christmas presents on Christmas. The reason
why Japanese are easily taken advantage of by
commercialism is that Japanese don't have their own
philosophy or faith.

what are you laughing at?
damn,im just different only one place.

Two girls love me. What is worse, they are good friends.
I like one a little more than the other. But I cannot
choose one. Would it better for me to leave both?

I have eaten Japanese hotchpotch, Japanese-style pizza,
fried octopus dumpling, beef and potato stew, and a bowl
of rice with beef.

I just watched the latest Gozilla movie.
What the hell was that? That's not Gozilla!
The director, Ryuichi Kitamura, totally got his own way.
Taken by surprise, but I wasn't bored because of its peculiarity.

Why is Yukorin so popular among young people. She looks
empty-headed. That's the reason, isn't it?

Which do you think is more tasty, Yukorin's cunt or
Che's cunt? Do you think it's hard to guess?

Yukorin will probably be my wife in the near future.
Don't speak ill of my fiance!!

Who's Che?

I think Yukorin is virgin. but the other is bitch.

Don't you know Che Jiu? She is the main actress of
"Winter Sonata". I think Che's one is more tasty.
Yukorin seems to be lazy, but Che seems to be
particular about cleanliness. So it doesn't stink,
I feel.

more than 80 IQ holder believe Yukorin is a fairy.

I was wanking but sparm spread my floor.orz I have got to clean my room now.
it stinks cattlefish

My tortures ate and drank nothing for more than four
days, but he is still alive. It's unbelievable.

It is cold.

I have stiff shoulders. What should I do on Christmas Eve.

Use only lower body.

virgins over the age of 30 become a fairy.

I have frostbites. orz

I got a frostbite on my eh... thing when I did it on the snow.

I'm competely free today, but where should I go? maybe a video shop
is the best.

No, stay where you are.
And posting on 2ch is the best.

I slapped her, and we broke up.

I'm now working on New Year postcards,
but I can't come up with what to write "a word" on them.
Because, I've never had anything good or exciting this year.

I feel ???ko is an essential part of my life, to the point
that without her, my world becomes empty. I wish she were
always by my side.

>>921
You did what?
I assume you were trying to dig your dick into the snow.

Something deep has started between him and me.
But it makes us tense and away from each other.

I like a man that is thoughtful, understanding,
honest, having self discipline, especially who
really loves me for what I am.

I am wanking now

Remain unprovoked. It is the insulter who feels
the pain. How can you jerk off, posting a message?

take a short break

In general the more you want her to love you,
the less it will happen.

I molested a girl on the crowded train every day. I thought
she would change the train, but she never changes the
train, and even tries to get on from the same door, where
I'm always waiting. It means that she enjoys my touching
her thighs. I want to quit, but I cannot. Because I feel
I may be helping her to get rid of her stress.
Should I continue or stop it?

I have to find a nice video.

>>934
I called the police.

Record your molestation on video tape and send its link to >>934.

er >>935

If she is OK with that, he shouldn't be punished.
In this kind of case, according to Japan's law,
if she doesn't claim it to the police, he can't be
punished. But in terms of public morals, it is certain
that he should stop it.

Im gonna fuck in your fucking eye!!

what's wrong with you, 940?

I like men in drag.

Today it’s the first day for the winter vacation.
I feel a lot relaxed. I’ll write something in English
in order to kill time.
Many high school teachers can’t motivate the students
to study English. They teach only shit English, using
traditional 'grammar-translation' methods.
It seems to me that quite a few English teachers in
public high schools are wasting our tax, and what is
worse, they screw up their students’ possibility.
They are very good at pointing out students’
grammatical mistakes. It can be discouraging for
us. I think we need more teachers who can encourage
students.
Considering the current soial trend, it seems better
for English teachers to have skills good enough to
pass the 1st level of English Proficiency Test(Eiken).
I’m a high school student, and like Enligh very much,
But I can’t bring myself to study English at school.
Can the government offer us various classes with
different learning styles?
Physical response approach that requires students’
creativity would be much more interesting.

whatever

Inoue Waka is not beautiful, but her breasts are sexy.
I wanna eat them. She turns me on.

>>943
You're in high school?
You have a very good command of English!
How have you taught yourself such a good English?
I mean, you said the English taught at your school isn't quite stimutating,
which naturally leads you to learn it by yourself, right?
Or someone with an excellent skill at teaching it does such a marvelous job?

Thank you for the compliments.
Yes, I am a second-year student in high school in
Gifui Prefecture.
I read my posting again. I can't believe that you are really
thinking my English is good. My English is only poor
Japanese English.
When I read the messages written by native speakers of
English, I always feel my English is completely different
from theirs. I have to suffer from an inferiority complex.
So sorry, but I can't tell you how I have learned English.
It is I that want to learn the better way of studying English
from good English teachers.

>>947
Yes, I really think your English deserves some compliment,
especially considering your age and learning environment.
And no suffering! Yours conveys perfectly what you want to say.

I assure you the bright future ahead you.

Oh, sorry.
ahead you → ahead of you

Apparently it's me that needs some more learning.

Hiroshi is so funny.

When we are in recession, we feel like watching comedies
on TV. So stand-up comedians are very popular now.

Don't go too far. You are not in my friends' list.

Shinsuke is right in slapping the lady. She must have been
very arrogant. We should scold the arrogant women.
Sinsuke's TV programs were very interesting I want him
to come back to TV.

It was my big mistake that I sold him my PC. He doesn't
know computers well. He cannot install OS on the hard
disk. He cannot make a boot disk which can read
CD ROM drive. He cannot write config.sys.
I'm desperate. I have to do it. I sold the PC for only
1000 yen. I shouldn't have sold it to not him but to K,
who is an expert in PCs.

She has too much pride. She can never stand having her
pride hurt. But she is very kind to me. I can't help
accepting her request.

What attracts me the most is her sweet and tender
touch. She has magical fingers. I feel I depend on
my girl friend too much.
Why do we depend? Even if we say that we don't
depend on anyone, we depend on a belief, on a
system, on a philosophy, and so on.
And we ask another for a mode of conduct; we seek
teachers who will give us a way of life which will
lead us to some hope, some happiness.
So we are always searching for some kind of
dependence, security.
Is it possible for the mind ever to free itself
from this sense of dependence?

Words can make the boundaries that limit us to a superficial
understanding. How can we transcend the limits of
words and reach the deeper meanings? I can't
understand love. But it may be love that goes
beyond words. I may be able to understand love
thanks to my Swedish friend.

You are such an amateur.
A few CG animation was enough for me to understand love.

>>958
warota

>>943
It's like that mostly everywhere in Japan.
In my school, English teachers were awful and nobody but a few liked English. I hated it as well.
My main reason is they didn't let us use electronic dictionary and forced us to use papery dictionary. That was a total waste of time.

I guess your teachers aren't good but I don't understand one thing.
Why is it bad to point out student's grammatical mistakes?
Grammer is one of the most important thing for us, especially for those who are going going to university.
Grammatical error causes a impression that you are uneducated and unintelligent, and may cause a awful misunderstanding of what you say/write.
Do you think it is ok to make lots of mistakes only because some uneducated people in US tend to make grammatical errors?
Hell, no unless what you wanna do is only English conversation with a broken English and never discuss anything intelligent or formal.

I wish high-school teachers could encourage us to learn English but I think it's pointless to criticize them teaching grammer in detail.

Christmas Eve. Merry!

I have to work tomorrow.

>>934 + >>960

It is unfortunate that people as motivated as yourselves can not learn English to the level you desire.

There are many problems that must be solved before you will get a quality education in English in Japan. Everyone is to blame and points fingers but do nothing to change.
+ Hire more native speakers. (JET or others) Have them do *actual dynamic* teaching. If they read the same book a Japanese teacher would read, then it is pointless.
---+ Also, do not discriminate if the teacher isn't white and American. Any person can do the job just as well if not better than your typical dumb blonde American with blue eyes. Even "nikkeijin" who cannot speak one word Japanese.

+ Dynamic teaching involves both understanding and *participation* from the teacher(s) and the students. Games can be very educational (like english shiritori)
---+ Dynamic also means that you can not follow the class seating, or student list to choose the next player. Following a fixed order makes students ignore over half of the lesson by not listening and only waiting until the person before has their turn.

Good luck learning a new language. Mistakes are OK as long as you learn from them.

If a girl gets in the bed and has some fun with me,
then she is my friend for life and no bad words
about her will ever come out of my mouth.
But I can't trust such girls as avoid sex by making
a silly reason, "I just want "friends only" relationship.
Why did I have to treat you to dinner?
You had to say that before I paid the money.
Finding a cool girlfriend is really chanllenging.
I tend to like a girl who looks a little inaccessible.

I heard Japanese women are the most feminine
in the world.
But to my great surprise, a lot of Japanese young
girls talk in high-picthed, excited voices on the street
or even on the train. Also many girls wear immodest
clothes.

The drunk driving law is too tough today.
Not only the driver but also all license holders
in the car have to pay 300,000 yen, along with
the demerit points.

I don't do that forever！ Do you understand?

I feel many Japanese women are using foreigners
to learn and practice their English.
Women know within the first two or three dates
if they will ever sleep with the man during the course
of relationship. But women don't tell it when the man
is useful for something such as feeling secure in
their office or learning English for nothing.
Don't feed the troll.

Akebono vs Royce Gracie
It's going to be a pretty dull fight.
Akebono isn't good at blocking hits and has bad
footwork. He' s vulnerable for a punch in the face
and kicks in his legs will give him trouble.
But his amazing weight is a threat to Royce.
Akebono has no ground techniques, but if he can
hold down Royce on the mat, Royce cannot move.
So Akebono may have a chance to win.
Royce's fighting techniques are just excellent, but
his fights are so dull. There is nothing interesting
or exciting in his fights. In a short, this fight will
be dull.

I think old traditional 'grammar-translation' method
is the only effective one for many students in low
level high schools.
Conversational method would be only practicable for
high level schools and English conversation schools,
where the students are well motivated to learn.
In our school, the classes organized by a native
speaker of English are most chaotic.
The native speaker, who is American, cannot cope
with the classroom chaos. Students cannot
understand his English and his Japanese is not
good enough to calm down the students.
Many students in lower-level schools are like
kindergartners or brutal animals.
In other words, it is only when have only good,
well-motivated students that we can give ideal
classes. For that I really feel sorry for a few
students who are eager to learn English even if
they are in a low level school. They are the victims
of stupid students. Foolish students shouldn't take
English classes. It's better for them to work outside
of school.
I think many teachers who are teaching in a low
level school can understand this very well.

>>970
I doubt conversational methods work well even in upper-level schools,
except in rare cases.
Such methods only function with not more than a dozen students
and with a large amount of time spent exposing students
to English-speaking environment.
Besides, what high school teaches depends very much upon university entrance exams,
which currently requires of students little conversatoinal skills.

So realistically high schools, lower-level or not, have no other choice
but to offer teaching with emphasis on grammar.

I don't like to marry a good-looking woman.
Beautiful women try to get things done as they
please all the time. As most men always permit
them to do so, they think it's a matter of course.
So they have become ungrateful.
I prefer an average (or a little above)-looking woman
with good heart, because she would be much nicer
to me and care a lot more about me. It's much more
important for me.

I want to flirt with Yukorin this Holy night.
I want to get her virgin.

>>973
Where does she keep her?

After all K didn't change.

Hey NEETs! How are you? I have got to go to my girlfriend's house to celebrate Christmas and sex with her
How about you? you have only to wank in your room and after go to sleep!

You are most likely to find lasting happiness in your achievements
when you are seeking to bless others.

hurry up come to japan
I miss you, and im looking foward to meet you
bisou

Have a sweet dream.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.

>>976 You still stay home at 7:00. Please have sex with
your girlfriend in your imagination.
I just come back from the Christmas party. Of course
I attended it with my girlfriend.

Once the world was new
Our bodies felt the morning dew

H often feels depressed, which makes me very depressed.

Once upon a time
Once when you were mine
I remember skies
Mirrored in your eyes

I want to be very happy.

I'm curious to know how many people have been able to have
Chsitmas dinner with the opposite sex on this English message
board.

HOW CAN I PLAY SEX WITH MY GRLEFREND ?

>>986
How can I have sex with my girlfriend?

Use imagination.
H often feels depressed, which makes me very depressed.
I like sado, but sado makes me sad. As sadists feel sad, so
painters may feel pain.