Don't use Japanese!

1 ：NO NAME：03/12/13 04:18

I think really.

No you don't.

3 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/13 04:45

>>1
この手のスレはいくつもあるよ。

深夜にｸｿｽﾚ立てんなよ。

4 ：NO NAME：03/12/13 04:47

i suggest this thread progress.

1.someone gives a URL that may intrest people here.

2.people read it.

3.people review it in one sentence or more (in english).
and would discuss it ,if they like.

return to 1.

And THROUGH grammatikal or speling mistakes! chnellers!!

5 ：NO NAME：03/12/13 04:49

and all ignore the JAPANESE speakers like >>@@@@

6 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/13 04:52

Hey guys, let's play.
Is there anyone?

7 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/13 04:54

Is anyone there?
I'm bored to hell.
I need someone to have fun with.
Come oooon!
Anybody?

8 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/13 04:55

また、厨房がｸｿｽﾚ立てたか。

9 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/13 04:57

Shoot! Nobody loves me here eigher.
Are you sure you don't want to play?
Believe me, it will be fun.
You may be afraid at first,
but you will feel incredible the second time.
OK, you don't want to have fun.
I'm gonna look for lover somewhere else.

10 ：NO NAME：03/12/13 04:57

please submit any URL.>>6,7
then it start.

11 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/13 04:58

Don't use the Japanese!

12 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/13 04:58

Japanese don't use this sled!!

13 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/13 05:02

>>10
What URL? Like this one?
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1069822666/l50

14 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/13 05:03

>>11
"the Japanese"? Who are you refering to?

15 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/13 05:10

Another SHIT thread!

16 ：NO NAME：03/12/13 05:12

we need some common vocabulary about browser crasher and "mental" browser crasher,
if anyone submit URLs in future.
if certain URL has been browser crasher,we say BROWSER CRASHER in capital letters or,
exceptionally ブラクラ in japanese .......which is better ? do you think?
and WATCH CAREFULLY or REFERENCE CAUTION or exceptionally 閲覧注意 or etc, which do you like?
and (i notice now) PC no-damage and PC-damage is needed,

17 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/13 05:14

　▽新規スレッドを立てる前に、重複スレッドがないか、「スレッド一覧」でご確認しましょう。
　　・検索方法は、ブラウザの「Ctrl ＋ F」(Windows)・「コマンドﾞ + F」(Mac)。
　　・「みみずん検索」などの検索エンジンも活用しましょう。
Before starting a new thread, check the "thread overview" to see if there is a duplicate
thread already exists.
To search, use Ctrl+F (Windows browser) or Command+F (Mac).
Utilize a search engine such as "Mimizun search".

18 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/13 05:19

The hottest thread!
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1070075180/l50

19 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/13 05:21

This one is a must for any 2channeler.
http://www.e-net.or.jp/user/die/flash/movie/yusyoku/yusyoku.html

20 ：NO NAME=4：03/12/13 05:21

i mean "URL" as one that written in english.
so people who submit URLs need to explore English-WWW,
and pick up intresting one.

sorry for slow writing.

21 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/13 05:26

Go to Yahoo BBS >>1

22 ：NO NAME：03/12/13 05:44

i think one URL for a week would be enough.
and people mata~ri read it and mata~ri review it ,i hope.

23 ：NO NAME：03/12/13 05:48

this challenge failed?

24 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/13 22:19

ALL OF YOU ARE LOSERS!!! HEHEEHEEAAAHH!!! LOL

25 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/14 06:23

anyone?

26 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/14 07:15

I've finally found it.Look at this site↓
http://www.wibsite.com/wiblog/dull/

27 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/14 07:17

it seems pretty funny and cute.(w

28 ：Smittens：03/12/14 21:42

hey everyone hows it going?

the other day my brother gave me this website, its on japan, people
etc etc its worth a look cause its pretty damn hilarious... esp.
if you are not japanese cause well its filled with a lot of
mockery and cynicalism (if thats even a word :P)
so check the site out,
the ad. is.

www.geocities.com/japanmumbler

there you go ^ check it

29 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/14 21:53

Have you ever been to Club Clavahatt at Jiyugaoka?
If not, I recommend you to visit there next Sunday.

30 ：Smittens：03/12/15 17:32

Im actually looking for a good club to go to. My friends from overseas
are coming to visit me coming January... they are both into hiphop,
RnB so if anyone knows of a good club please inform me cause yeah
I'm in need of a good one. Somewhere relatively close would be awesome
I live in the Machida area so if anyone can give me some info :) it's
very much appreciated!
have a good one.

31 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/15 18:07

>>30
I dun give it a fuck.
All you gotta do is give them a tour of visiting temples and shrines.

32 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/15 18:57

temples? why bother going to temples, theyre all the same anyway
i doubt that they really want to go touring to full on jap places.

33 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/15 19:02

Shave thier hair and turn them all monks.

34 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/15 21:09

I know a skip guy that did that, what an ass.
hes full budha this budha that, im vego.

35 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/16 07:30

We got him.

36 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/16 21:54

I got him.

37 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中　：03/12/16 22:34

ｆ

38 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/16 22:48

What's "Don't use Japanese!" mean?
use,,??
You mean, speak or write?

Get outta here, Janglish guy!

39 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/17 18:20

I agree, but hey theyre trying their best - which sucks :)

40 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/18 14:03

I have a headache.
Please help me.

41 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/18 14:25

i had a headache lastnight,

42 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/19 09:47

・We need = I want
・It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
・Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
・We need to talk = I need to complain
・Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to
・I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
・You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
・You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
・I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period
・Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
・This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
・I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
・I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
・Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
・I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
・Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
・How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like
・I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
・Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
・You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
・Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
・Yes = No
・No = No
・Maybe = No
・I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
・Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
・Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
・I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
・All we're going to buy is a soap dish
= It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

43 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/19 19:10

okay that is UNFUNNY

44 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/20 19:30

I think that CC Sakura is good.

45 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/20 23:21

You are nerd fuck off

46 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/22 01:15

im fucking bored.. im fucking bored.. im so bored.

so help me god.
Amen.

47 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/22 03:18

Hang yourself. It must be fun. You'll see something you've never seen.

48 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：03/12/22 16:51

like shit and piss at the same time?