The thread which talks together only in English

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�@Please do not write in in any languages other than English in this thread.
�AThe person who wrote in the 900th needs to stand the following thread.
�BAn English sentence can be easily made to this site.(http://www.excite.co.jp/world/text/)

Then, let's talk together!!

two!

This thread can't talk.

>>1
What's difference between this thread and "Chatter in the English (Part 3)"?

Chatter in the English (Part 3)
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1068727902/l50

I'm the thread lives in Academy2.
Motherfucker next to me is trying to kill himself.
Maybe I'm next. I'm sick of this shit.

スレッドが喋るっておかしくね？
英語的にはこれでもいいの？

>1
how have you been?
winter is just around the corner in japan...

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>>3
You should not use 'this' in your sentence.
It implies the possibility that other threads may talk.

>>9
It doesn't matter this or that.
Everyone knows that we threads talk each other.

What's the mala!!

>>10
It is the reason why the sentence sounds awkward.
Everyone knows no thread can talk, but >>3 used the word 'this',
which adds a nuance that the content of the sentence is related
especially to this particular thread.
>>3 should have used 'A thread' or 'Threads' instead.

We are parts of this thread.

Everyone knows every thread can talk.
See >>1-1000

The point is this thread has a disability to talk.
So we have something to do for it.

Hello! I am a thread ♪

>>16
Oh, you are the one can help this thread out.
Our master has a problem.

hey I AM the thread which talks only in English

Oh, is that you sir?
Are you ok now?

>>1 is stupid.
that's that.

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The End, good song. Have you seen Apocalypse Now?

Father, I want to kill you.
Mother, I want to......

FUCK with you mamma

Do you care for some moron??

i gtg eat cya all

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining,
but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

Funkey babe!!

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right

a memorial writinco !

anyway, I got something in my mind..

But I forgot it...

Holy shit!

Hello I have a question.
what is Morning Musume ?
My friends were talking about it ,but I didn't quite get it.

>>32
A singing group made up of bunch (about 20?) of girls,
ranging in age from 12 or so to early 20's.

Something like аяя　,isn't it ？

Mourning Musume (Mourning Girls)

They cry loudly at someone's funeral ceremony.
Unlike in many Western countries, mourners in Japan
must be young virgins who happen to live near the house
of the dead.

I heard Korean is much louder.
This is not an offence, generally speaking.

Trying to be funny and failed miserably....

shine!

Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, I'm all over the place

I don't understand what you say at all.

study more

what's the subject of your conversation?!
anyway, the soccer game, Japan VS Korea has begun 니당.

Okubo is a worthless piece of shit.
Why can't he learn?

he seems not to know learning

you gonna pay

We got him.

Boy, you' re gonna carry that weight .

Damn. Why don't you guys talk about something meaningful...or at least bearable. Talk about the situation of bilinguals in this country, or about Utada Hikaru or Ken Tyla or somethin. Getting a bit boring don't you think?

My Ryoko is pregnant and getting married. The end of the world.

Talk about Peter Frankle.

how is ur life allz?

not exiting. how is yours?

life is always like a shit, crap.

I'm getting chunk of shit out from me.
Maybe it'll make my life better.

die！　

what are you mad at?

>>56
no！Iam　not　mad！

>>53
You stinkｓ of shit！

>>57 is not mad but insane.

>>57
You know that the word "mad" has also a meaning "angry"??

>>59
what？
>>60
ｌknow it means so crazy.

age

how old are you? >>62

>>63
100

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
"I'm tired" = I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you" = Let's have sex now
"I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
"I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together"=I'm gay

people say I if you think that...

Japanese people who "speak" english should study a lot harder before
arguing with anyone who speaks english fluently.

lol ok i have fun mocking ppl who attempt speaking english

http://www.geocities.com/japanmumbler

・We need = I want
・It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
・Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
・We need to talk = I need to complain
・Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to
・I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
・You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
・You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
・I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period
・Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
・This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
・I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
・I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
・Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
・I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
・Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
・How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like
・I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
・Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
・You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
・Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
・Yes = No
・No = No
・Maybe = No
・I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
・Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
・Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
・I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
・All we're going to buy is a soap dish
= It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

Chatter in the English (Part 3)
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1068727902/l50

【真剣】「絶対」英語ONLY【真剣】
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1032157726/l50

英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/l50

英語で今日の気分を表現するスレ
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/l50

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