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78名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/11/03 11:13
Hello.
79名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/11/03 11:21
hello yall
80名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/11/03 13:21
Let's talk about Shigeo nagashima!!
81名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/11/03 13:34
fuck you
fuck what you believe
fuck what you stand for
fuck off
ill fuck ur offer
fuck of any fucken motherfucker
my son has no sarfactant in his fucken lung
82名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/11/03 23:28
Hi!
Anybody's here?
83名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/11/03 23:34
I'm preparing for next TOEIC.
Did anybody apply that?
84名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/11/03 23:37
>>83
I'm taking the exam.
85名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/11/03 23:47
>>84
This time, I hope to get 860!
How much score are you expecting?

are you kidding?
87名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/11/04 01:40
No. I'm serious. Why did you say so?
88名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/11/04 02:30
Hello!!
Somebody teach me English
89名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/11/04 03:09
>>88 This is a pen.
90名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/11/04 04:28
A pen might be stronger than a sword.
91名無しさん@英語勉強中 :03/11/04 04:43
>>90
My penis might be longer than a spear.
surely, your dick size is p-nuts lol
93名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/11/17 02:54
Come on!!>>1
Mm-hmm
95名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/12/01 08:23
What's up?
96あやな ◆nxryYDFhGw :03/12/01 15:33
Whhat are you talking about?
97あやな ◆nxryYDFhGw :03/12/01 15:34
Sorry. What are you talking about?
98名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/12/01 15:36
About love.
99あやな ◆nxryYDFhGw :03/12/01 15:39
>>98
Thanks.
I had a boyfriend.
But....
10098:03/12/01 15:40
I have a wife too.
But what?
101あやな ◆nxryYDFhGw :03/12/01 15:44
But I and him separated last year.
10298:03/12/01 15:46
Could you tell me why? if you don't mind.
103名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/12/01 16:08
Hey,just watch what you wrote.
You're totally self-centered though sentence shows it.You know that??
That's the thing.
"He and I broke up last year."
You know a separation is the beginning of a meeting!!
Don't get you down!!Love is just a moment of mirage.
104あやな ◆nxryYDFhGw :03/12/01 16:48
>>102
Sorry. I don't want to speak....
105名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/12/01 17:08
That'OK.
Let's change the topic.
>>104
What you wanna talk about?
106名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/12/01 18:02
>>105
Stop hitting on my girl!
107名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/12/01 18:48
You can't use wanna as writing,man.
Perhaps,this is just the nick of time for seducing a plaintive girl,eh?
You Don Juan or under dog?
108名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/12/01 19:09
>>107
I caaaan and wiiiill write aaaany way I waaaant!
________________
Don Quixote
109名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/12/02 08:12
It makes no difference to me whether she lives in a city or in the country.
110名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/12/02 08:58
What do you want to say?You mean she is a swine or not..
111あやな ◆nxryYDFhGw :03/12/02 17:55
>>105
Sorry for my late.
I'd like to talk about music.
My favorite music is "September" sung by EARTH WIND FIRE.
112名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/12/02 18:15
“late" is an adjective or adverb, not a noun.
113名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/12/02 18:23
>>111
The group name is EARTH WIND AND FIRE I remember.
Did I make a mistake?
Do you remember the 21st night of September?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away

Our hearts were ringing
In the key that our souls were singing.
As we danced in the night,
Remember how the stars stole the night away

Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in September
Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day

My thoughts are with you
Holding hands with your heart to see you
Only blue talk and love,
Remember how we knew love was here to stay

Now December found the love that we shared in September.
Only blue talk and love,
Remember the true love we share today

Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in September
Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day

Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in September
Ba de ya - golden dreams were shiny days
115あやな ◆nxryYDFhGw :03/12/02 21:21
>>112
Oh,sorry!!
>>113
Oh,I made a mistake.
EARTH WIND AND FIRE is right.
>>114
Oh,great!!
116名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/12/02 23:06
Try joe!!
That`s awesomeeeeeee!!!!
No one else comes close.
I prefer 'Fantasy' rather than 'September'.
'Let's groove' is also good.
119あやな ◆nxryYDFhGw :03/12/08 21:29
Now, I'm listening "Fantasy".
120名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/12/08 22:03
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
121名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/12/10 14:03
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, I'm all over the place
122名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/12/16 07:26
We got him.
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1068394143/
That's thread is earnestness . So I can't say joke or anything.....

124名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/12/18 14:01
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
"I'm tired" = I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you" = Let's have sex now
"I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
"I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together"=I'm gay
125名無しさん@英語勉強中:03/12/19 09:45
・We need = I want
・It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
・Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
・We need to talk = I need to complain
・Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to
・I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
・You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
・You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
・I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period
・Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
・This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
・I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
・I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
・Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
・I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
・Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
・How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like
・I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
・Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
・You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
・Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
・Yes = No
・No = No
・Maybe = No
・I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
・Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
・Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
・I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
・All we're going to buy is a soap dish
= It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
126重複スレッド誘導:03/12/24 01:41

Chatter in the English (Part 3)
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1068727902/l50

【真剣】「絶対」英語ONLY【真剣】
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1032157726/l50

英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/l50

英語で今日の気分を表現するスレ
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/l50
127名無しさん
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