【初心者】英語で雑談しようよ【Beginner】

Why don't you talk in English?

*わからない単語や文法の質問もあり。

>>1
You are fool.

What's the true sex and age of Yumiko?

I don't know that's things.

What do you want to talk about?

I'd like to talk anything.

Then what sport do you like most?

How do you find this thread?
Interesting?

you suck. this thread sucks. all japs suck.
you and the rest of japs can come kiss my ass.
not only does japs food suck but the people sucks sony sucks and every damn thing related to jap sucks. so you shut the fuck up and get a life.
you dumb ass cock sucking jap loving jack ass.
not only half the world including us agrees with me but its just morally wrong to like a jap.
any jap reading this go fuck your self you ass hole.

Where has >>1 gone?

I'm here.

Judo is the best if it carries out. However, baseball is the best too if it sees.

>>11
Will you continue being here,
Or quit talking?

>>11
>>1 is me!

>>12
You belong to a Judo club or something like that?

>>13
Year! I'll be here foreber.

I'll kill >>1 if not being here.

>>16
You misspelled those words on purpose?
If not, I can manage to endure them...

>>16
You kidding! How stupid.

>>15
No.But I was in Judo club of school before half a year.

suck my cock..ohh yeah

---fucking---

oh.. fuck me, fuck me more!!cum inside!!!!ahhhhhhhhh

>>21
You'd better go into North Korea.

Let's chat in a longer sentence.

What do you want to be when you grow up do you want to be when you grow up?

>>20
Alright, that's why you like Judo.
That makes sense to me.
How about other sports, for example, vollyball?
Vollyball matches has just taken place.

nacci is angel

>>26
What made you think so?
Only because she's pretty?

>>25
Sorry.I don't like that.
I'm afraid I'm Weak to ball games.

>>28
Then let's talk about Sigeo Nagasima, right?

>>29
Okay! I like him very much.
Anything is known if it is his thing.

Hello! I'm a junior high school student.I have examination tomorrow.

>>31
Go to bed earyer!

I like the way he talks, what he says, and how he communicates with gestures.
Do you know what he said when he describe some chinese character?
I quote it:Saba to iu ji wa sakana hen ni buru-.
It's very funny.
He always makes people laugh.

Sorry.I made a misstake.
Go to bed earlyer!

Hallo! I'm an enployee.
I have to work tommorow.

>>26
You stupid. She made the world, you know.

>>35
Then never go to bed and chat by the time
you have to commute.

>>29
I hate him who makes the Japan baseball team worse and worse.

>>33
I think so.But he isn't only that.He left famous language.For example "　Giants is Immortality forever"I like that.

Unko

>>38
If there's more to say that he's responsible for the loss of
the game yesterday, you don't mind criticise him as long as you
are fully satisfied.
That will make you fell better, I think.

↑criticising

I want to be a writer about mystery.

What country do you want to visit?　And why?

>>43
Sounds very interesting!
I like novel very much, especialy mystery.
Who do you think is the best writer in Japan?

>>41
Thank you.
I just want to say one thing, "Nagashima cannot a manager of baseball team."

>>44
The states is worth going to for me
because I want to watch NBA games.
I'm afraid I couldn't only go to Saitama arina ,
but also even watch it on tube.

>>45
Well....
Miyabe,Shimada,and Uchid although it is only my idea

>>47
Oh! You love Baske,don't you? Mee too.

I used to watch NBA on TV 8 years ago.
But now I don't know the latest NBA player.

>>46
I somehow agree with you.
He may be popular and charismatic.
But it sure is doubtful whether he can lead the team to win a game.

>>48
OH!
I like Miyabe Miyuki, too.
Level 7 is one of the most interesting novel I've ever read.
By the way, What title would you recommend to me to read ,wrtten byShimada
or Uchid.
I've never read them..

>>49
Yes, I like it very much.
Did you watch the Japan game, which took place the day before yesterday?

>>50
Then don't you know of Kobe Briant?

>>52
I think Level7 is better too although Majutuhasasayaku is also interesting.Shimada's best work I think is Ihounokishi.
Uchida's works are interesting in all.

What's your hobby? Mine is playing guitar.

>>53
Yes, I know him very much. He is famous as several things, a scandal..
I hear he and Shaq don't get along.

My best player of NBA is Hakkem Olajuw.

>>54
Thank you for introducing them to me.
Anyway, Ihounokishi is 異邦の騎士　in chinese character, right?
I'll check it, using information retrieval.

>>55
You are nice! I can't play the guitar well.How long have you played guitar?

Uchida?
An announcer of Fuji TV ?
She's ugly.

>>57
I am glad to be able to give a help to you.

>>59
No.Uchida is writer.His fast name is Yasuo.

Soon I go to bed.

>>56
I also heard on the news that Kobe battered a woman..
It is a pity.

You must know much about NBA , because Hakkem is not so
famous in Japan.(lol

>>62
Don't leave us alone.
You don't have to sleep!
Please!

>>59
Then who do you like?

>>64
Sorry....
But there is an examination tomorrow.

I'm going unconscious・・・・・・・

Good bye tomorrow.I hope to talk with you again.

>>65
I love Nacci all the time.
Nacci is not only ANGEL but GOD.

>>66
I'll give up talking with you more..

>>67
I'm very sad to hear you say a thing like that.
We must fight against drowsiness!!

>>68
I think it is good to become so too.Good bye!

>>68
Come on!
Stay up, please.

My Dick is moving right to left, left to right.

By the way, is >>1 still here now?

>>73
This late in the midnight, I can't help laughing about what you
wrote.
It's very, very funny.

>>73
Use "dangling" instead of"moving", and
you can describe how your dick is more livelily.(w

Good morning everyone!

Hello.

hello yall

Let's talk about Shigeo nagashima!!

fuck you
fuck what you believe
fuck what you stand for
fuck off
ill fuck ur offer
fuck of any fucken motherfucker
my son has no sarfactant in his fucken lung

Hi!
Anybody's here?

I'm preparing for next TOEIC.
Did anybody apply that?

>>83
I'm taking the exam.

>>84
This time, I hope to get 860!
How much score are you expecting?

are you kidding?

No. I'm serious. Why did you say so?

Hello!!
Somebody teach me English

>>88 This is a pen.

A pen might be stronger than a sword.

>>90
My penis might be longer than a spear.

surely, your dick size is p-nuts lol

Come on!!>>1

Mm-hmm

What's up?

Whhat are you talking about?

Sorry.　What are you talking about?

About love.

>>98
Thanks.
I had a boyfriend.
But....

I have a wife too.
But what?

But I and him separated last year.

Could you tell me why? if you don't mind.

Hey,just watch what you wrote.
You're totally self-centered though sentence shows it.You know that??
That's the thing.
"He and I broke up last year."
You know a separation is the beginning of a meeting!!
Don't get you down!!Love is just a moment of mirage.

>>102
Sorry. I don't want to speak....

That'OK.
Let's change the topic.
>>104
What you wanna talk about?

>>105
Stop hitting on my girl!

You can't use wanna as writing,man.
Perhaps,this is just the nick of time for seducing a plaintive girl,eh?
You Don Juan or under dog?

>>107
I caaaan and wiiiill write aaaany way I waaaant!
________________
Don Quixote

It makes no difference to me whether she lives in a city or in the country.

What do you want to say?You mean she is a swine or not..

>>105
Sorry for my late.
I'd like to talk about music.
My favorite music is "September" sung by　EARTH WIND FIRE.

“late" is an adjective or adverb, not a noun.

>>111
The group name is EARTH WIND AND FIRE I remember.
Did I make a mistake?

Do you remember the 21st night of September?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away

Our hearts were ringing
In the key that our souls were singing.
As we danced in the night,
Remember how the stars stole the night away

Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in September
Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day

My thoughts are with you
Holding hands with your heart to see you
Only blue talk and love,
Remember how we knew love was here to stay

Now December found the love that we shared in September.
Only blue talk and love,
Remember the true love we share today

Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in September
Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day

Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in September
Ba de ya - golden dreams were shiny days

>>112
Oh,sorry!!
>>113
Oh,I made a mistake.
EARTH WIND AND FIRE is right.
>>114
Oh,great!!

Try joe!!
That`s awesomeeeeeee!!!!
No one else comes close.

I prefer 'Fantasy' rather than 'September'.

'Let's groove' is also good.

Now, I'm listening "Fantasy".

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, I'm all over the place

We got him.

http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1068394143/
That's thread is earnestness . So I can't say joke or anything.....

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
"I'm tired" = I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you" = Let's have sex now
"I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
"I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together"=I'm gay

・We need = I want
・It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
・Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
・We need to talk = I need to complain
・Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to
・I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
・You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
・You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
・I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period
・Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
・This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
・I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
・I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
・Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
・I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
・Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
・How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like
・I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
・Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
・You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
・Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
・Yes = No
・No = No
・Maybe = No
・I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
・Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
・Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
・I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
・All we're going to buy is a soap dish
= It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

Chatter in the English (Part 3)
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1068727902/l50

【真剣】「絶対」英語ONLY【真剣】
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1032157726/l50

英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/l50

英語で今日の気分を表現するスレ
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/l50

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