英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ

英語でレスをすると爆発的に英語力が上がるスレです。
TOEICの試験の近い方、英語でプレゼンしないといけない方、
是非レスをつけなはれ。

I got 2!!!!!!

>1
How much did I improve my English skill by doing it?

I am a Beggar.

これは名スレの予感・・・

>4
Oh! Are you? I am a becker.

Sorry I must be going now.

I am untisitai

もっと、レスつけなはれ、つけなはれ

Give me good English.

>>10
This is a pen.

Who correct our mistakes?

How are you?

Who corrects out mistakes?

Who collects but mistakes?

>14
Thanks ko

>>14
Welcome!

Who collects our mistakes.

The teacher, to show
how stupid we are to the entire class.

No one will correct our mistakes in English, because we are on クソスレ.

Who collects nothing but mistakes?

1 does.

I'm ignoring >19 because it's from a smartass.

My hobby is collecting stamps.

>>1 Don't abandon your thread!

I don't need this shit. My English is as good as could be.

That's a neat hobby. What kind do you collect?

i had a dream.

Keep going. What did Dr. King say next?

Do it! now

It's fine.

Easy

I'm bored to death , and you're busy to death.
Oh ! This is why everyone is dying.
No one has hope.
This is because the zombies don't think and don't feel.
What do you feel in your daily life?

I say "way to go!" to myself. my heart.
but I feeling no good when I cannot know why.
and you? >>33

Me too.

I'm reading English mystery series now.
But I don't have English vocabulary....
used 1hour who readed 10page very hard.;(

(↑私英語力厨房以下なんだけど意味わかりますか？)

You are reading a series of English mystery books. And because of
your poor vocabulary, it takes about 1 hour to read 10 pages.
Right?

Goooooo o o o d mornig! Everybody.
It's fine this morning in Tokyo.
May be the 台風 has gone.
But yesterday was,that was a bad dream, very humid.
Somehow, I managed to survivie last unconfortable night.
I hope another won't come to Japan.

so, anyway, have a good day!

>>36
May the happiness be with you!
However I love the typhoon.
Regrettably, you are my enemy.

I'm a pen.

>34
learning English is very tough. I am also still confused many
things especially reading. Little by little. Good luck!!

It's the premonition of KusoThread...

>>35>>39
Thanks a lot!I do what I can!

This is far from worthless thread.

>39
First of all, you are sure to learn words by means of words-list like Derutan.
Good lack!

Please laugh at these poor Azabu students.
http://rokkumi.virtualave.net/NEW/cgi-bin/ahh/mibbs.cgi?mode=point&fol=nandemo&tn=0035

Are or had been a one of Azabu student >>44 ?
What makes you lough at lesson of English in Azabu high school ?
Please indicate !

YOU, 44 IDIOT! BETTER OFF TO SAY GOOD LUCK, INSTEAD OF LACK. NO FARTHER!

The more I reply to you, the more I can enrich my English skills.

Too good thread, to be lower.
I'll rise it!!

I wannt to a good speaker of English!
So I study English everyday(^-^)

god my english ability is dropping rapidly these days...
hope that it'll improve as i write a comment on this thread

right. just plummeting.

>>52
dropping?
That is your brain is getting older amd older

Everybodys English is so flutently.

>>55

check your spelling of a word ,so your English will be more fluent than
your corrent English

This is boring... cause we are not talking but mumbling...
There should be an agenda to discuss...
BTW, "my english alibity is dropping" sounds Janglish
(in addition to the typos) it could simply be
"English is leaving me"
or if you are really desperate, it can be
"English beats me..."

Beats me up... master!

Good job, >>58
Two small corrections:
Beats me up --->Beat me up
Master ---> Mistress

Oh!Come on!

I think we should go to the bbs in the yahoo U.S.
What do you think,Mistress?
Once you agree,I'll look for the bbs and inform to all here.

Hey, you guys doing a great job. Keep up working on it!
Learning English is not difficult than you think only if you are not afraid of
making mistakes. Don't be too picky about grammer, punctuation, and spelling.
Even lots of americans do make a mistake of these. Good luck and 'just do it"

I am 63!!!

Am I 64?

How can I get 1000? any secrets?

Lately, there are memy books that like " Let's try to keep a diary in English! " at the book stores.
Does enyone keep a diary in English?

I thik he was right.
There's another way to live without school.
I agree with him.
That's all.

>>61
That's nice idea.
I expect you.
Go for it.

>66
I do. I write my journal in English. First i thought it's not easy, but
now I get used to it pretty well.

So, what?

I failed to keep my diary when everytime I tried to.
But I'm thinking of trying one on WWW...

I would like to express my sympathy to >>71

I bought tempura on sale for supper.

Do you think the prime minister Koizumi is doing well?
I believe he is not. He failed to explain the prospective consequence
of his policy. As you are aware, his explanation was so abstract that
people could not make proper decision.

>>73
I don't know much about him, but I believe he is doing well.
After all, he is very funny.

>>74
I agree with >>73. He did not explain the consequence
of his reform clearly at the time he became the prime minister.
All he said was the meaningless slogan.

>>73,75
You said "people could not make ...".
What kind of people do you assume?
Citizens like us? What can we do if he clearly explain his senerio?

>>76
>73 meant that ordinary people haven't got sufficient information
to decide if they wanted to topple Koizumi regime by revolution,
I suppose (w

it was pretty interesting than always.
i watched AKIRA movie,yet not in Japanese but in english.

this is one of the sentences i listened...
"get at least tell me your name you're called,bitch"
that was too fast to figure out at first.

I remember the daughter of the former prime minister
Obuch became a member of an assembly. Do you know
what she is doing?

Fuck off, you commoners.

Be動詞とHave動詞しか使えない馬鹿が多そうだな（ｗ

>>81
Birds flock togerther!
(オマエモナー)

81は何動詞を使うんだ？
使いこなすんだ？
え？言ってみろよバカ

ようするに
81の方はたいした英語力じゃないって事で
よいですね

>>83
i wish you had said it in english

つーかお前らこんなとこにカキコしてる暇あったら単語の１つでも暗記しろよ
きっと君たちはみんなダメ人間なんだね(ｗ

Don't wast your time ! If you have time to spare here,build up your vocabulary as much as you can
you all must be lazy

Why do you waste time in here? >81
I can't understand.
Please tell me the reason in English.

I suppose >81 knows that wasting time here is the best method
to study English. According to >81, writing Japanese may be more
effective method to study English than the ordinary person expects.

なぜか88が必死に見える

>>86
Best to go away!
(逝ってヨシ！)

one thing i can clearly tell you here is
people who write in japanese here are not good at english
or just coward. so, they do not deserve to blame anyone
wriring in english here no matter how inaccurate his/her english is.

How about setting up a subject and talking about it ?
For example,music,sports,movies,and so on.

　　∧＿∧　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　　 （ ´Д｀ ） ＜　I reported.
　　　　　　　　　　／,　　/　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　　　(ぃ９　　|
　　　　　　　 　 /　　　 /、
　　　　　　　　 /　　　∧_二つ
　　　　　　 　 /　　　/
　　　　　　　 /　　　 ＼　　　　　 　（（（　））） 　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　/　 /~＼　＼　　　　　（　´Д｀） ＜　I reported,too.
　　　　　　 /　 /　　　>　 ）　　 　 (ぃ９　　）　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　／　ノ　 　 /　／　　　　/　 　 ∧つ
　　　　/　／ 　 .　 / ./　　　　　/　　　 ＼　　　　　(ﾟдﾟ)　 Me too.　
　　　 / ./　　　　 （　ヽ､　 　 　/　/⌒>　）　　　 　ﾟ(　 )−
　　 （　 _)　　　　　 ＼__つ　　（＿)　 ＼_つ　　 　　/　> 　　　　　　　　

If you want to speak Japanese so badly,
go to other thread! Go to Japan!

I watched the movie Road to Pardition the other day. The actors wewe nice and picture was also nice.

The music was sophisticated. But the story was monotonous and I felt it boring. Anyway I had not been

expecting much of this movie because it went on raodshow in October. Has anyone seen the movie?

I would be grateful if you responded to me.

I could responce.

　　　　　　　　　　　　　（（（　）））
　　　　　　wicked 　　（　；´Д｀）
　　　　　　　　　　　　⊂　._つ
　　　　　　　　　　　　　人　Y
　　　　　　　　　　　　し’（　）　

>>96
I don't know
　 ∧＿∧　　　∧＿∧　　 　∧＿∧
　（　´∀｀）　　（　´∀｀）　 　（　´∀｀）
⊂　⊂　 ）　　（　つ　つ　　⊂__へ　 つ
,,,く　く　く 　　　）　）　）　　　 　（＿)/
　（＿（＿）　　（_＿）＿）　 　 彡（＿）

このスレ日本語禁止なの？

>>100
Fuck off!

１０１の英語力もアップするのか

seems that the >92's message works as he probably expected...good.

>>103
Violently sympathy!

>>102
I don't know.

>>102
I　　　　　　　don't　　　　　　　know
　 ∧＿∧　　　∧＿∧　　 　∧＿∧
　（　´∀｀）　　（　´∀｀）　 　（　´∀｀）
⊂　⊂　 ）　　（　つ　つ　　⊂__へ　 つ
,,,く　く　く 　　　）　）　）　　　 　（＿)/
　（＿（＿）　　（_＿）＿）　 　 彡（＿）

>> 102
Can't be!

>94, 99, 106
translating 2ch's AAs would be funny. . .

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　.　　.　　　　　.　,　　　　　。　　　　　　　.　　　　　　　　　　　.　　,　　　　.
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　　　　　　　　　　I pray to God for welfare of universe.
　　　　　　　　　　　I wish everyone every happiness...

↑beautiful!
nothin to write here..

I'm 　　　　　 rice 　　　　　 ball !
　 ／■＼　　　／■＼　　 　／■＼
　（　´∀｀）　　（´∀｀；）　 　（ 　´∀｀）
⊂　⊂　 ）　　（　つ　つ　　⊂__へ　 つ
,,,く　く　く 　　　）　）　）　　　 　（＿)/
　（＿（＿）　　（_＿）＿）　 　 彡（＿）

Thanks giving

i think that they are supposed to say "thanks for the giving but we killed them a lot!".
so, i asked my friends like "why don't you guys call it sorry-killing day"?

>109
Wow how lovely!
May I copy and use this on my e-mail?
Wishing you a Merry Christmas...

保守

>114
Thanx!!
A Happy New Year, folk!!!

>>115
Same to you!

How are you spending your winter vacation?

fighting

Fighting? Fighting against what?

against money.
How about you?

I'm busy with my assignments. Now, I gotta go.
Thank you for responding. Bye now!

Please help me....
I'm preparing for entrance examination,
but I can't make composition in English well.
What shoud I do？
Woo, I have a head ache....

I wish my toeic score was over 750...

does anyone really want to chat to me in English?
I'm bored outta my arse and _might_ give you a tip or two ;)

I'm ready to chat with you if you like!

good!
well I'm not! my tea's ready!

maybe l8r. lol. C'ya./

＞l8r. lol. C'ya./
Excuse me, but what do you mean by that? Tell me.

l8r -> later
lol -> laughing out loud -> (笑)
C'ya -> See you

more on acronyms:
http://www.ucc.ie/cgi-bin/uncgi/acronym

Interesting! Thank you. C'ya.
But I don't think you have to study English.
You are already good writer of English!

Fuckin' Light!

What happened to the "light" of your room?
Or you just wanted to say "Fuckin' right"?

I have to go now. I'm sorry I cannot chat with you.
I'm looking forward to seeing you again! Bye!

Hi, I am a gaijin. How are you all doing?
It's nice to see people speaking in English here. (^ ^)

Hi ya there, I'm not a gaijin. and to be frank don't really care if you're really foreign or not,
nonetheless it's nice to see someone else speaking in English too. ;)

Who else wanna join a chat?
Throw me questions or something and I'll throw mine at ya!

fukin your turn men!

who are the 'men' you're refering to? lol.
back to your old hole you troll.

>>134
Wow! Your English is extremely good. It's probably bad to say this
but I've never come across a Japanese capable of speaking English so
naturally like that before. (^^; I suppose you have been studying
overseas?

Anyway, sure, let's chat. I'll start with a question. What are your
hobbies?

My hobby is perceiving lie and truth of the 2 channels.
How about you?

（＾＾）

My hobby is fishing in 2channels.
It's very interesting!

（＾＾）

aha

（＾＾）

（＾＾）

（＾＾）

I love NOVA Usagi!
Is there anyone who loves Nova Usagi, too?

>>48

Too good ??? I look like a irony message... Because "too" has a negative image with a lot of something. You should see your
dictionary.
If you feel positive impression for the thread, a message should write "So good".

>>146
I know the Nova usagi as a funny character in CM on television. However, I am
not intersted in it.

How long do you access 2ch on average a day ?

　　 ∧＿∧
　　（　　＾＾ ）＜ ぬるぽ（＾＾）

>>148
I 've been accessed here 2hours,and probably more everyday.

( ﾟ,_・・ﾟ) Buh-buh
( ﾟ,_・・ﾟ) Buh-buh
( ﾟ,_・・ﾟ) Buh-buh
( ﾟ,_・・ﾟ) Buh-buh
( ﾟ,_・・ﾟ) Buh-buh
( ﾟ,_・・ﾟ) Buh-buh
( ﾟ,_・・ﾟ) Buh-buh
( ﾟ,_・・ﾟ) Buh-buh
I am broken to have smoken.( ﾟ,_・・ﾟ) Buh-buh
( ﾟ,_・・ﾟ) Buh-buh
I am broken to have smoken.
( ﾟ,_・・ﾟ) Buh-buh
( ﾟ,_・・ﾟ) Buh-buh
I am broken to have smoken.

>>150
Huh, you've mistaken.

I 've been accessING here FOR 2hours, and probably more ON THE OTHER DAY.

理解できない・・・
高三で偏差値４０無いのはまずかった

Im no mother no fahter
Im hungry chokorate pleez!

＞154 You're sad! Sorry,I havn't Chocolate. Send you my dinner. If you'd like.

I hate NOVA usagi.

I've just decided to study English again,
and I found this thread useful.
I'll be back sometime in the near future.

>>156
Can you explain the reason?

ソをわっと

>>158

Explain, explain, huh? aya teacher or something?

>>156
why?
He(she?)is so cute!I like.

>>152
I appreciate it.

━―━―━―━―━―━―━―━―━[JR山崎駅（＾＾）]━―━―━―━―━―━―━―━―━―

　　　 　∧＿∧
ﾋﾟｭ.ｰ　(　　＾＾ ） ＜これからも僕を応援して下さいね（＾＾）。
　　＝〔~∪￣￣〕
　　＝ ◎――◎ 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　山崎渉

>>161
I don't quite like NOVA usagi because he/she is ugly and doesn't look like a rabbit.

>>165
Me, neither. I don't know why he and his song are so popular...

>>165
i think so too
but it doesn't have to look like a rabbit
it's just a character

>>167

I think that TV shows too many NOVA commercials...

So what do u think about his popularity?

yeah..it's TOO MUCH.lol
i think very few students like nova usagi
but maybe that character attracts people who haven't been interested in english
i don't know it's good or bad

Yeah, right. I'm tired of that.

I like NOVA usagi.
His/her dance and song are very cute.
But, that commercial is little bit stupid I think.

Learning English is more seriously...

Yeah, learning English is not like the NOVA commercial.

>>171
>But, that commercial is little bit stupid I think.
Why do you think the commercial film of NOVA is stupid?

By the way, do you listen to NHK's radio Business English? That's
very useful as well as interesting.

Gee, i didn't know that there was such a thread!
and this thread has lasted so long.

good luck to everyone~

>>173
　
No, I didn't, but I used to listen to NHK's Eikaiwa which was hosted by Marsha.

ｍｍ−ｈｍｍ

日本語でレスすると叩かれますか？

could be

>>178
really?

I'm not >>173.
What do you think of NHK?

Oh,I forgot.>>180 is responce to >>175.

Well... I quite like the radio English program, Eikaiwa, because I could
learn a lot of english expressions. I don't think the dialogues in the
textbooks were used very often,though,and dialogus in Kisoeigo or Kisoeigo II
were more useful and easy. But i was interested in the appendix of the monthly
Eikaiwa textbooks... You know, columns and Q & As.

that sounds cool,buddy!

My name is Miki Mizuno nice to meet you.

>184
My name is Inflammatory Squid(another name is "Mud slinger"),
nice to meet you, too.

>177
You will end up being taken your IP address, and the authority
will call on you soon. You had better get ready to welcome them.


My latest score of TOEIC is about 400 points, what shall I do?

>>185
seriously? sounds much better though.
maybe just taking a few more time will be enough
to improve your score, I guess.

>186
Year, I didn't use any dictionary to write the previous sentence.
But, my score wouldn't go better.

I'm asking why.
I'm asking why.
Nobody gives an answer.
I'm just asking why...

----excerpt from Enigma (the 3rd album)----

My name is Doraemon.

>>188
Hey! Nobita wants your help! He wants your help right now!

I go!
shad thy it or by show or say queue sill need are!

Hi!
May I join you?

Sure...

>>187
I love that song.

>>193
So what? Sucks.

>>194
So what?

boring・・・

The good hospital care is enjoyed in the developed world should share with people in the developing countries.

Please show me what is the wrong part of this sentence.

My name is geenday .
my laif been good life

　__∧＿∧_
　|（　　＾＾ ）|　＜寝るぽ（＾＾）
　|＼⌒⌒⌒＼
　＼ |⌒⌒⌒~|　　　　　　　　　山崎渉
　　 ~￣￣￣￣

>>188
It is great to see you!
I never dreamed of seeing you!
Do you have the door which makes it possible to go to evreywhere i want to go
Please show me it! I'd appreciate if you show it.
If you were not to do it, I would die.
Please come on! I love you, doraemon! an an an!

>>200
Absolutly. I really have.
Would you like this.
This is a magic device that make your English skill up!
This is \100000. I believe this will help you develop your skills.
To buy , transfer the money to my account.
Best wish
Doraemon

hey Doraemon!
I want Magic device.
Please discount.

Jesus died for you.
http://scriptures.lds.org/

おまえらチョーさみー

ah

あぼーん

Here is a nice INTERNET!!
I can study English in this BBS.
Thank you for a reading.

good luck!

>>1
How come you yourself don't write in English?
This is absolutely ridiculous.

Im happy you are happy to study on this BBS, 209.

I can't make myself happy when I am in Japan.
I feel like fish out of water.

>>207
インターネットは the を付けるよろし。

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

>>213
How about horses ?

"shitajiki" is Japanese.

>>215
What's sitajiki in English ?

>>216
There is not.

>>217
Is sitajiki not sold in the other countries than Japan ?

>>218
It is sold as Japanese anime・manga goods.

Hi,this is my first time to come here.
I got 860 on TOEIC 2years ago,but I'm totally losing English.
It's such a pain when you can't remember the word you are really looking for.
I know I have to take TOEIC again,but I'm bit scared.

By the way, how come are you guys talking about shitajiki?

>>220
P.S
I used to be living in Canada for a year,but I didn't see something like
shitajiki there.

>>1
You must be kiddin'?

>>222
>1 is kidding,of course.

Sushi! Sukiyaki! Tempura! Geisya!Geisya! Kimono!Kimono! Otaku! Hentai!
Yakiniku! Arigatogozaimasu!

>>224
What's wrong with you?

I want to kill my classmate!!
Becase he always bother me.......
pleas tell me how can I kill him??

hey,you!
How have you been??

>>226
lol.u r funny

>>226
The official issued a warrant of the arrest of >>226.

Today my connection is very slow...
I'm so irritated with it!

I have a crazy face

>>231
Let me see your face.

I want to get 600 on TIEIC within one year.

Hi,
I am looking for a BBS where I can write in English.
Is this the one?

After 3 years of an interval, I've started to learn English again.
I hope this BBS gives me an good opprtunity for me to use English.

Is somebody here?
No one would like to talk in English here?

ni1 wanna talk?

>>233
No wrong spelling before preparing for 600.
TIEIC -> TOEIC

Hi,this is ian.It'll be nice talk on BBS.Is anybody here??

Do you know any other place where I could enjoy talking in English?
I guess this BBS is not active!

What do you mean by "ni1" ?

I am university student. Recent for two years, I don't almost study
English. But I decided to take the TOEIC next time.

ni 1 = anyone?

Continuous diligence carries you to your destination!

Haven't it ever occurred to you that there was any possibility
that smart students with abilities to pass the entrance exam of
a national university you think is superior to Waseda wanted to enter Waseda?

I cant have a good command of English!!!!!!!

Sorry, cant → cannot

Hello everyone.

I'm 26years old.

I'm inoccupation now.

I want to study in the United States and to study English.

thank you.

I want girlfriends with young and pretty.

>247 well then im the one for ya!

I write in this thread for the first time.
Althogh I got score of 800, or only 800?,
I hardly speak English.

It might be impossible to learn new language in my age.

>>249
How old are you？

>>250
more than 30.
Thank God,it's Friday!

>>251
You're still young!
And Noone is too old to learn.

>>252
You may go to hell

Why is it you think it is so special about talking in English?

Head Bang Dung!!!!!!!!!!

It is true that it's not necessary to write English in TOEIC,
But in the real world, the capability of speaking English is needed
when discussion and contraction in commerce.

Thus Mr. >249 would like to became a good English speaker.
He could aquire the skill.

Good luck, Mr. >249 !!

Just you wait!!

really?

Do you know what is meaning of ASL?

American Sign language???

Did you used to trickin
To everyone who thought about making the trip to the Kuka to see I tell that with somebody in there,
and stepped outside to take a walking away pretty-little leave from your wacker-head on for as far as each eyes
can see nose and acnes.

everybody farts.
do you fart in the street?
do you fart in the classes?
silently?
sometimes I wonder, while wandering through the city
how many people are farting at this moment.

>everybody farts.

idols don't fart, thank u

like WHO????

so, what is so magical about this thread?

why don't you do your best?

I study English everyday.

me,too!

you too?

In my office there is a worker, who concentrates on studying English
with his earphone, not working. He sits in front on me. Not only I but
also many workers feel it annoying everyday. In the long run, nobody
asks him any project.
Can anybody guess what my occupation is?

duh

270, you are a teacher, right?

ah, I can also want to be able to write a long letter.

>>273
ah, I also want to be able to write long letters

>>273 Of course you can do it, if you don't become too nervous about
small gramatical mistakes. Writing long letters is very difficult even
for advanced learners, I think. The most important thing to write is
to have some idea that we want to say.
So if you want to write a long letter, at first get an idea and give
it a try! , and you will gradually improve our writing skill. Good luck!!

I will take the next test of TOEIC in March.

THATS GREAT. I WISH YOU GODSPEED.

how many hours is TOEIC test?

Did you play tennis?
Yas,I did.

I want this thread to improve my English skills.
Please, thread, make my wish come true.
I really depend on this thread. thank you.

Ｉ can't speak English.

no one is here.
ill be waiting. lol

are you still here
i dont think so lol

What does lol mean ?

It means "laughing out loud"

but his cock was still as hard as ever and standing out proudly, 9" long.
She let it slip from her mouth, pondering her next move.
Nate didn't dare move an inch, for two reasons: (1) he didn't want to collapse and (2) he was hoping she would suck him off again.
But she had other plans.
She stood once again, and his cum-covered dick slid across her tits, and along her belly.
She scooped the semen from her cheek and her breasts and licked her fingers clean.
She wrapped her hand around the base of Nate's cock and slowly tugged him toward the bathroom counter.
She turned around and kissed him fully on the mouth, letting her hot, moist lips envelop his.
Her tongue danced around his.
As much as she wanted him to cum in her pussy, she didn't want to risk getting pregnant.
"Don't cum in my pussy, baby! Don't cum in my pussy!" she screamed.

What a cheesy porn shit?
No one would get aroused reading this stuff.
Lack of impressive sensual expressions..... LMAO!

Thanks>>285

I am nude right now.
I am urinating for 2 hours.

I am very thirsty now.

I went to the yahoo's chat room,but no one talked to me.
I found out there are so many gramatical mistakes in
the room. Ill never go there again.
My english isnt good enough,but they are awful.

(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ha-ha

ALCON
Hey! Where did you fxxking move it?
I can't find it!

"Don't cum in my pussy, baby! Don't cum in my pussy!" she screamed
駄目〜、中出しだけはやめて〜と彼女は叫んだ

Shut a fuck up bitch, I'm Cumming wherever I want to, maybe I'm gonna cum in your mouth? Would you like that bitch? huh?

What is the most important thing to you in this world?

money, health and love are the most important I think

love and peace

>>295
Thanks! quick response.

Oh, no!!

Oh my god!!

英語でレスをせずに、こっそり３００げっと。

>>300
Hey stinker! Get out of here.
You do not belong here!!

your english is not correct.bitch

>>302
Are you toaking to me?

＞３０３
fuck off asshole.
you better learn basical english.

>>304
me?

toaking→talking OK?

>>306
Everyone makes mistakes,sweetie
It's not a big deal.

ok ok I'm sorry my honey

Good Morning Everybody!
How are you feeling this morning?
It's Friday today.
Are you guys doing anything special this weekend?

My favorite food is rice ball.

My favorite foods are hairy balls. wow

Oh！Wonderfull!

beef bowl

AGAIN
Are you guys doing anything special this weekend?

yeah, I'm gonna visit Canada!!

>>315
It's sound good!
Have a nice flight!

Hello

文法的に間違ったレスすると倍の逆効果があります。

>>318
Write in English!

I might gonna go to the night club which I was rejected twice in a row
by bouncer...... I might gonna rejected again.....
That would be so gay, and if I would again I will never go back
there again.

他人に命令する人にはとんでもない不幸が襲います。
そもそも>>1が日本語だしね。

>>321
Hey stinker! Get out of here.
You do not belong here!!

Could you please help me?
I don't know how should I study words.
Especialy I can't learn past-sence form and P.P.
What do you suggest?

>>323
You shoud study junior high school textbook,and you can learn very well.

Yeah, I know but I don't have that textbook.
I was a junior student about 15years ago and I wanted to ask you how to do.
sorry,I didn't write exactry ....

>>325
Ah..
I have junior high school textbook because I'm high school student...
But also my textbook , there are bookstore.
It's wrong "Word learning by heart"
The best way is many English sentence reading.

Ahh... My English sense too bad...

>>325
I assure you, that dictionary does improve your English skill.

Your anus is now mine!

Recently, 「KERITAI SENAKA」 has become the center of attention.
I think writer's ability of expression is great and the Akutagawa Prize award is wonderful, but...
I felt a little poor to how to finish this story.
And I think it has not written enough about「Ninagawa」.

What do you think this book? Do you like it?

I have not been good sleep recently.

>>330
Why not ?
Please take a medicine for sleeping.
When I go to bed,I take them every day.

>>331 Thanks!Good night!

>>332
oh i missed you. i wanted to join you.
i think i will stay awake until dawn and
while i am waiting for the sunlight i will stay alone in this vast ocean of internet, by myself. good bye.

>>333
Then I'm waiting for you on "Chatter in English".

>>330
Correction
>been -> had

Come more!

raise up

Ouch, again!

>>329
I read that one.
I think too >>329
Please next version "Ninagawa"

Ikariya was died.
I'm very very sad.

>>339
I also feel it.
He was a excellent comedian.

anyone knows where is german-english dectionary for Babylon 2.2?
not for Babylon Pro.

up

I like English
I like English
gei wo jiao zhang!

>>343
wo mei gei ni jiao zhang!

no chinese

free Tibet!

Hi. I come English board in 2-channel at first.
My TOEIC score is 425.
I aim at 500 points for next TOEIC test.
If there are bad English expression in may context,
please smash me absolutely and give me god advices. bye!!

Nice try!

chinese or korean spread wrong stories about japan all over the world
at message boards abroad ,like america yahoo.
anyone who can write english go there ! and argue against them!

>>349

Basically, I agree with your opinion, but don't you think it's waste
of time? I feel like there is no end if I participate there.

>>347 Not bad, but the first line needs work. Something better would be:
"Hi, this is my first time here [in the 2ch English board]."

And check your spelling, spellcheckers don't trigger on misspellings like "may"(my) or "god"(good).

>>350

> it's waste of time

i dont think so at all.
this is not just a fight but a work for correcting obviously wrong claims that
chinese or korean have done about japan , including the claim that Korea
originated kendo and judo. or something.
so i think , even if it is endless we must keep doing this work.
also, for those studying english , debating in english will surely improve their
english proficiency level. I mean, killing two birds with one stone

フルハウスのミッシェルって可愛かったね。あの娘実は双子で、
オルセン姉妹というんだ。今ではすっかり大人になっちゃったけどね。
赤ちゃんの時のような猿顔じゃなくなっちゃって、女の子としては
よかったんだろうけど、ちょっぴり寂しい気もするね。

>>532
Can you give me the Web Site of these?
I want to take a look what it is

Thanks to this BBS, I will probably, more likely, get over 950 on Toeic.
Fuck you very much!

TOEIC

>>349

I got it. I'll look at america yahoo. It is really hard for me to
argue with them because my English writing is teriible. However, I
feel like I have to do something about this as a Japanese. Of course
I'm proud of being Japanese and like Japanse culture. I hate that
Korean or Chinse spread wrong stories.

I like beck.asf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>354
Please check below , and if you good at english , please try to dispute on these
discussion boards


yahoo asia
http://asia.messages.yahoo.com/bbs?action=topics&board=560400029&sid=560400029&type=r
yahoo america
http://news.messages.yahoo.com/bbs?.mm=&action=t&board=37138459&sid=37138459&tlen=25&style=1
japan today news
http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=news&cat=8&id=297141&display=all
japan today forum
http://forum.japantoday.com/News%2C_Politics_and_Issues/forumid_16/tt.htm
中国M-Fforum
http://lundian.com/forum/index1.shtml

>>357



.>my English writing is teriible.

hmm... i think its enough.
anyway i'm not in a position to make a comment on someone's english skills
because my english is poor, too.
But maybe , the most important things for posting on such a discussion board
are anger against injustice and willingness to protect japan's national glory,
aswell as 英辞郎　and Babylon...
the strong motivation could make the impossible come true.

just TRY TRY TRY !!! (^^)

sorry ,made a mistake

not 532 but 352.

>>354

disputing 　about　Ainu
http://forum.japantoday.com/m_142910/mpage_1/key_//tm.htm#143927

still alive

Ｉ　am offended　 by　Kozumi's　revisit　to　North　Korea　awｆuｌｌｙ　
He knows nothing about the indescribable anguish that the famillies
of abductees have　suffered . but It would appear to me that most of
japanese　 don't feel the same angry as i do about it .i dont know why. 　
Koizumi　dai！（氏ね）

fry

maybe dying

Through the window of my room I can see the river. I can have a really
good view . I feel happy.

>>367
upload!!

Hi!

This is the good Internet(^^)

ありがと（涙

I'm going to bed.(^^)
Good night!

◆ Do the things that you’re afraid to do.◆

>>371

in　Ｅnglish！

I'm sad at my negative thinking.
I want to have courage to kill myself.
I cannot identify the

hey!　take　it　easy　What will be will be.

>>374
Failure is an event, never a person!

Dream about tomorrow, but live for today.

TVtackle！

Why don't you join this thread?

Let's talk in English!

I can't speak English well...
This thread is very wonderful !!
I'm able to speak English well ?
Really?

>>380
Yeah!
Build bridges, not walls　and do the things that you’re afraid to do!

Anyway,how do you think about global warming? I suppose Japanese people rarely think about that despite being the host country of the Kyoto agreement.

too tough for you(w?

Generally, I agree with Kyoto Protocol for the depression of CO2.
As for concrete action, we need time to be prepared to a drastic cut of energy consumption.

>>383
Why not take grass-roots activities to start with?

Oh!　they scared me.

>>385 what? you are a stupid man,aren't you?

Oh!
Now you are scaring me.
Are you a member of terrorist?

I'm really fed up with you.
I leave you.

Thank you for sparing.

Is this スレ gone? or still alive?

Sorry This is dead.

Fuck! I'm strong!

wow! this is the first time to join 2 channel. You know, all of
topics are dead. I am very sorry to see that. but, I agree this
topic. Maybe some people wanted the idea. So, it is meaningless
if we quit it!!

I want to buy a female omanko.

Someone gets it free such as me.

>>393 you had better write

i agree with this topic

>>１　

>>1
I posted a massage on this thread a couple of months ago.
but I havent got better at english at all. Why?

You are a witch, aren't you?
if you not ,instead get Sally-chan here!

I want to fuck Sally-chan (;´Д｀)ha-ha-

400 got

>>400
Congratulations

I can fly!!!!
You can fly!!!!
あははははははははははん

I study English from now.

WhyでEnglishはこんなにdifficultだろう。
The United Kingdomだ。みんなthe United Kingdomがbadだ。
World中にEnglishのseedをばらまきやがって。I never 許さない the United Kingdom.。

FxxK OFF, One timeでいいから全文Englishでwriteみてぇよお。

japanese students study english 4 ten years.but they cant
speak very well. it is hard to learn unless u live in a english
speaking place so thats probably y we dont learn english u know.
if u learn english ud better to go to foreign country. good luck...

>>404
>I never 許さない
It's double negative.

>>402
are you Kubozuka?

I want to surpass my max score of TOEIC in September.

>>408fight!

>>405
i dont think so.
ive never lived abroad but i sound ive lived in america for years, so im told.
but i know my english still sounds forign to "netive speakers" almost all the time, anyway.
and dont find fault with these sentences please.

nurupuo

Question

1.Rare
2.Medium
3.Well Done

i will go to company of interview tody at 2:00PM
i getting nervous!!

>>412
please roast until be ash.
why?
i want to pass mi"stake"!!

"today"? or "to die"??

nullpo

>>413
How was the job interview?
Hope you have a good result.

It was hot sommer day today.
I am now enjoying dringing a beer and eating EDAMAME.
They are far better than cheese and wine.

>>416
thank you, i hope your good luck.

i went to job interview today.
i did get good feeling as job interview.
maybe i think i get latter of acceptance..... maybe...

>>417
That's fine.
Congratulations for your success.

What kind of job do you start?
Is it related to English?

hey,my dad sent me a new bankvard....he says if I get an A in
chemistry,he`ll send me the PIN number

whooooooooops,,,,,"bankcard"

is there any money in the account?

It must be a powerful motive to stady hard!
and how much money is in there?

i did get latter of acceptance by E-mai some time agol!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
cherry blossom! cherry blossom! cherry blossom!

thanks all ! thanks God! thanks >>416!!!
its unbelieve!! fantasthick! miracle!!
i had not believes in god　unitil in this moment!!
but!! i was able to get faith when i got latter of acceptance!!!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

>What kind of job do you start?
construction LAN,WAN.. the point is... network computing
>Is it related to English?
No No No! it is far from make good use of work.
and job is no connection with English this time.
im struggling with dictionary one hand.
it　nescessity looong loooong time. maybe i think so.

job gets! thanks you so much!

Congratulations again, >>413.
I am glad to know that you are happy for getting the job.
You are an IT engineer. Wao! You must be smart.

Hope you have a good start with your job!

おまんこ！！！
おマンコ！！！！！！！！！！

I want to surpass my TOEIC score more than 800at the next time.

>>426

In your next life, maybe...lol

>>426
Believe yourself!!Long your ambitious!!

I've been sick for 2days. My stomach(?spell?) is something wrong.
But I couldn't explain to pharmacist. How do you discribe when you
have problem??? I felt...air(gas?)in my stomach and then I want to
hiccup. come on hiccup!! Belch too.
uh...

>>429
Be careful......

I keep a lots insects in my stomach.

is this place for improving english?
this is good idea but who can correct us?

oh i must correct my mistake↑
is this A place for improving english?
sorry about that.

>>430

Don't let the insects erode you from inside the body...

oops! I mean, >>431 not >>430.

It's okay!!!

http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1029671267/l50

>>431
You are a insect. Not a human. What is human?
Human cannot live without insects. Yes, insects make them alive!
Your stomach? No, actually it's a room of your friends, insects.
You happened to live in the bady's brain.

I am listening the magic listening now.

>>439
日本語でスマンが、マジでいいぞ、それ。
その後、音楽の聴こえ方も変わったよ。
ただし、耳が肥えたせいか、それをやって以来、
オーディオ機器に目覚めて、
金がかかってしょうがないが。
ちなみに、リスニング能力の向上にもかなり役立ったと実感している。
今でも時々使っている。

以上。

どうもありがとうございました。

聞こえるようにはなったかもしれないけど，
英文は間違ってるね。

>>439

what　is　the magic listening？
tell me in english, please.

I got 444!! But..., should I dead now??

yap, 6 feet under mano lol

can't believe this thread is still alive!
but what am I going to write?
.....................I have no idea.
good night.

　 ∧,,∧　!!　　　I am a pan.　
　( `・ω・）　　　　　／
　/　　 ｏ━ヽニニフ
　しー-Ｊ

>>94

　　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　　 （ ´Д｀ ） ＜　I reported to the police
　　　　　　　　　　／,　　/　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　　　(ぃ９　　|
　　　　　　　 　 /　　　 /、
　　　　　　　　 /　　　∧_二つ
　　　　　　 　 /　　　/
　　　　　　　 /　　　 ＼　　　　　 　（（（　））） 　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　/　 /~＼　＼　　　　　（　´Д｀） ＜　For stealing pictures
　　　　　　 /　 /　　　>　 ）　　 　 (ぃ９　　）　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　／　ノ　 　 /　／　　　　/　 　 ∧つ
　　　　/　／ 　 .　 / ./　　　　　/　　　 ＼　　　　　(ﾟдﾟ)　 As it is a crime!
　　　 / ./　　　　 （　ヽ､　 　 　/　/⌒>　）　　　 　ﾟ(　 )−
　　 （　 _)　　　　　 ＼__つ　　（＿)　 ＼_つ　　 　　/　> 　　　　　　　　

>>108

Please do so!

http://4-ch.net/ascii/ and
http://dis.4chan.org/ascii/index.html need your help!

>>325

"Exactly" is an adverb, so you usually only use it
together with a verb, a preposition or a verbal phrase, e.g.
"I didn't write exactly what I had in mind."

You used it like an adjective. To learn more about
the differences between adjectives and adverbs, see here:
http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/esl/esladjadv.html

My feeling for today: I spend too much time on 2ch.

It is like a vortex.

>>450
俺も！

I am confused. I should have written my feeling for today in this thread instead:

http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1050025795/l50

>>452
肝のちっさい事いうなよ！

>>453
You are a pen.

>>454
We are a pen,too.

The odor that the perfume that the skin that that woman has has has is terrible.

>>456
You are terrible..

>>453

what

>>458
言いたいことは最後まで言おうね。

>>459

what

>>460
You are a pen forever.

>>448

zomg

i'm 27-years-old girl and just playing crossword...
what meaning is the slang "Beat or batter"?
please put these in another way with 7 words !!!

>>463

bluntly ??

g2g ←do you know what it means?...can't figure out

say somethin<33333

>>466
どした？

465
look into the dictionary of 2ch☆ I might saw it before...
Perhaps it is the same as (lol ...?
I don't know well, sorry(>_<｡)

>>465
Got To Go

i wonder if a woman aged 27 is a GIRL

>>470

Mind your own business. it's not your business.


by the way, do you like sex?

>>471
"i prefer a nice cup of tea to sex"

470
"girl" means not only young female but also old female.
It's common sence.
You should learn English more.

>>473
come on!lol
that noun does not mean "old female".
but i see what you're trying to say.
maybe 27-year-old girl is ok.
i just think "woman" is better.

>>474
Golden Girls.

How old is everyone?

Twentythree

You're young.

I'm 18years old...too young??

Hi, I am an MBA candidate studying in the U.S.
You can ask me any question.

My twentieth birthday is coming up!

>>480
Why was Keyens against for sock system?

There will be no Santa Claus.

ageage upup

>>484
The intense agreement.

日本人って自分の言いたいことをまともに英語で言える人って本当に
少ないんだね。俺は高校生だから仕方がないとして、通訳なんかのスレの
住人で何か英語でまともに書ける人っていないの。読みたいんだけど。

If I could speak English well,I would not come here.
I'm 英語勉強中.

>>486
40 years previous Japan's English education was poor in education itself.
The present high school student thinks that it is in the more improved education probably.

>488 I know you did best for that phrase but you would be better to
express what you mean for example as

The quality of English education 40 years ago in Japan is poor in term.
However, those present students going to high school probably think that
the quality has improved more than ever.

:)

lol

やはりだめだこりゃ。

I used to chat with a chat-bot called ALICE,
but I need more experience of english writing, and I post here.
though my sentences may contain errors,
I think I'd like to improve skills by get more various experience.

and,,,the felt thing that I read here briefly is that your english skills is poor!
nothing could teach me what is better for me.
so,,,
NO MORE NEED TO COME HERE! BUY!

>>by get more various experience
>>your english skills is
His English is too bad.

Someone help me!

>>494

What do you need help with?

I feel depressed. I think I have to be stronger.

God bless you.

496
why r u depressed? what happened to u?

>>453
Use only English!
I hope you die.

I wonder to see u using english in spite of stupid

I've got 500!

>>501
Don't mind　（・ω・）b

>>501
Congratulations!　m9（・∀・）

I am at a loss whether I will buy a stock of a live door.

>>501 Never mind!

I wanna surpass over 860 of next TOEIC on 27 March.

I admitt that most of Japanese people can't express their feeling accurately
because we don't notice there are big diffrences between Japan and English speaking
countries in cultuer. So only studying English is not enough.

>>505
me too!
God please give me a 860 score of TOEIC.

sorry
>>506
It's for you!

Hey u guys
wassup?
I made a new thread!!
Don't MISS it!
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1110201524/

I wanna get a higher score of TOEIC.

God NEVER exists．

日本語でレスしたら，どうなるの？

She's got a lip ring and 5 colours in her hair,
Not into fashion but I love the clothes she wears,
Her tattoo's always hidden by her underwear.
She don't care.

Everybody wants to know her name,
I threw a house party and she came
Everyone asked me
Who the hell is she?

>>513
( ﾟдﾟ) Huh?

いや，
英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ
だけど，日本語でレスすると，日本語がアップとかすんのかな？

↑ここではアップしません

>>516
しますよ。

>>516
しません

>>516
２ｃｈで日本語アップ.....ありえません
質が下がるだけ(´`c_,'` )V イェィ

>>516
しますね

このやりとりで，アップしないことがハッキリ分かりました。

u

>523
Do you like YouMe Town?
I go shopping at the YouMe Town near my house every day.

>>524
Me too!

I will get the score over 860 of the next TOEIC test.

te

hey, yo!yo!men!! whats up men? yo! yo! anyway, fucking nice!!

526
Good luck!!

>>514 i hope she is not a wich

Yasukuni Jinja Shrine is a kind of asylum where the
unsettled souls are contained. In Japanese traditional
belief, those who die a tragic death become furious demons.
The more powerful he was and the more tragic his death
was, the more powerful and cruel the demon would be.

The furious demons were believed to cause every kind of
disasters, such as earthquake, plague, famine and warfare.
Shrines were built to calm down their wrath and anger.
Shinto priests voice holy words, compliment and honor them to prevent their horrible curse.

Yasukuni Jinja Shrine commemorates millions of warriors
who died a cruel death. Many Japanese feel they have to
coax them to sleep calmly; otherwise the demons would
rise and bring great disaster to their former enemies and
Japanese themselves.

Even if the Japanese seem to honor "war criminals," it is
no more than a way to prevent such spiritual disasters.

i would like to learn communication skills

studying english is not enough for communicating with english speaking people
i noticed

mmmm but what can i do

Hi

>>531

None of today's Japanese people believes such a occultic story.
They just want to pray for the war casualties.

Go ahead. Make my day.

I am a virgin!!
Prease give me a sex pertner!!
I want to finish my virgin life!!

>>536
What a blockhead I am to be serious in 2ch !
But I dare say this,
"Do you love somebody enough to sleep with ? "

If you don't, please stop say like that.

sakigake!!settajyuku
http://settajyuku.blog23.fc2.com/blog-entry-1.html

ORIGINAL JAPANESE STYLE

This is sandals of Japan. and it is called "setta".
It is not called "zori".

samurai style...&...old yakuza style.

not 4 sale...

あぼーん

Ads isn't needed.

i hope my english become good

I didn't know that there was such a thread in the 2ch.If my English is wrong,I'm Sorry.

Although my nationality is Japanese and I live in Japan,
I always struggle with some kind of cultural barrier.
I am a senior-high-school English teacher.
The more I try to improve my English and English classes,
the more stress I have.
Recently I have come to understand that the stress comes from kind of Japanese culture.
The essence of Japanese culture lies in "implication" and "guessing", I suppose.
In contrast, English language requires explicit "claim, expalanation and evidence",
which sound very rude to Japanese ears.
The following episode would be somehow symbolic.
So-seki Natsume, one of the greatest Japanese writers had some experiences as an English teacher
and his teaching method was "translation".
One day his student translated the English "I love you!" literally into Japanese.
Without hesitation, So-seki said,
"Don't do that!' It is not the Japanese way.
Use the expression like 'Oh, the moon is beautiful, isn't it?'
or whatever!"

>英語でレスすると英語力がアップする魔法のスレ

寝ぼけた香具師がいたもんだ

>>543
You might want to use "candy" instead of "whip."
There is no point in torturing yourself anyway.
Try not to unduly focus on what you have achieved.
Why don't you just loosen up and enjoy English?
After all, it is only you who can make yourself happy.

>>543
yes

>>543
It is Natsume Soseki who introduced a lot of English-like literature
style into Japanese, by literally translating the original English
text into Japanese.

up

>>544
reply in English!!

Soseki's mind were torn after miserable British days, I guess.
Soseki must have realized and at the same time, been afraid of
the modern waves from the West....
His style should be the tragic result.

Today is Martin Luther king JR holiday.
IN 1955 in montgomery.he led a boycott of the city's
buses becouse the front seats were only for white people,
Black people could only sit in the back seats.After about
one year,the rule was changed and the boycott ended.
But on April fourth 1968

Martin Kuther king Jr was shot and killed at motel in Men.

GJ

where do they NEET come from?

>>554
I don't know where NEETs come from.
But I know Comet NEET comes from space.
Do you know about Coment NEET?

Always be elegant!

>>556
Thank you for your reply. :-) I don't know whom your message responds to.
By the way,
During Kan(=寒）, as we feel too cold, be careful for your body to prevent
cough. :-)

>>557
Really? Don't you know this family precepts?
The girl who told me it is calld, “The red devil”, by her butler.

I like GJ.

This is boring... cause we are not talking but mumbling...
There should be an agenda to discuss...
BTW, "my english alibity is dropping" sounds Janglish
(in addition to the typos) it could simply be
"English is leaving me"
or if you are really desperate, it can be
"English beats me..."
Beats me up... master!
Good job, >>58
There is no point in torturing yourself anyway.
Try not to unduly focus on what you have achieved.
Why don't you just loosen up and enjoy English?
After all, it is only you who can make yourself happy.
Two small corrections:
Try not to unduly focus on what you have achieved.
Why don't you just loosen up and enjoy English?
After all, it is only you who can make yourself happy
Beats me up --->Beat me up
Master ---> Mistress

>>1
Woman tells police 'I strangled boy'

A 33-year-old woman arrested on suspicion of abandoning the body
of a 7-year-old boy from Fujisatomachi, Akita Prefecture, told police
she strangled the boy, sources close to the police said Tuesday.

・strangle　絞め殺す
・suspicion　疑い
・arrested 　逮捕される

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「女は警察に、「私が子供を絞め殺しました」と言いました。」

「秋田県藤里町で７歳の少年の死体遺棄容疑で逮捕された女性（３３）は、
少年を絞め殺したと、警察に供述したと、捜査本部は火曜日に発表しました。」

spank my monkey

>>1
Thailand Celebrates King's Diamond Jubilee

Royalty and chiefs of state from 25 nations gathered in Bangkok on Sunday
to celebrate the Diamond Jubilee of King Bhumibol Adulyadej of Thailand.

・royalty　皇族、王族
・diamond jubilee　６０周年祝典
・chief of state　国家元首

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「タイ：国王の即位６０周年を祝福」

バンコクでは日曜日、プーミポン・アドゥンヤデート国王の即位６０周
年を祝福するために、２５カ国の王族・皇族および国家元首が集った。

I don't know what he does to make you cry
but I'll be there to make you smile

Why are you stupid ?

>>1
Coffee May Cut Liver Damage By Alcohol

Drinking a cup of coffee per day decreases the risk of alcohol-related
cirrhosis by 22 percent, according to the researchers at the Kaiser
Permanente Medical Care Program in California.

・liver damage　肝臓障害
・cirrhosis　肝硬変

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「コーヒー：アルコールによる肝臓障害を軽減か」

米国カリフォルニア州のカイザー・パーマネンテ・メディカル
・ケア・プログラムの研究者らによると、１日１杯のコーヒーを
飲むことにより、アルコール性肝硬変のリスクが２２％減少する。

>>1
Bali Terror Cleric Released

Radical Muslim cleric Abu Bakar Bashir walked out of
prison in Jakarta on Wednesday after serving 26 months for
links to the 2002 Bali bombings that killed more than 200 people.

・radical　過激派の
・cleric　聖職者
・serve　服役する

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「バリ島テロ：精神的指導者が出所」

２００人以上の犠牲者を出した２００２年のバリ島爆破テロ事件に
関連したとして２６ヶ月間服役していた過激派イスラム教の聖職者
アブバカル・バシル氏が、水曜日にジャカルタの刑務所から出所した。

>>1
300 Football Fans Detained In Dortmund

Dortmund City Police said they had detained more than 300 German and
Polish football fans when they clashed prior to Wednesday's Group A World Cup match.

・detain　拘束する
・clash　衝突する
・prior　先立って


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「Ｗ杯：ドルトムントで３００人のサッカーファンが拘束」

ドルトムント市警察は、水曜日のワールドカップＡ組の試合に先立って衝突
したドイツ人とポーランド人のサッカーファン３００人以上を拘束した、と伝えた。

年のまとめと来年の抱負（笑）
って、たいそうな事は書けない（笑）
今年はOVAがんばったあ。４月に異動になって生活が変わるな、
って覚悟したけど、楽な方に変えちゃったみたい（笑）　
その分、敵も作ったみたいだけど（笑）　
英語は３月末に思いがけずにレベルアップ。
OVAに行き始めてちょうど２年でレベル３になったらかっこいいなあ、
って思ってはいたけど、本当になれるとは！
>>はじめまして筆者です。
うーみゅ、噂には聞いていたけど、猫浜のレベル3です。◎eiko_nagai at 20:45

suck my dick

Did anybody get score 1000 in TOEIC??

>>571
I did once.
It was a long time ago, though.

>>1
4 locked in Schindler elevator at Yokohama Station

Four people, including a small child, were locked in an elevator made
by Schindler Elevator K.K. at a Yokohama City-run subway station
Saturday. They were rescued after about three minutes when station
officials arrived at the site, no one was injured.
Schindler engineers found the sensor checking the amount of oil did
not work properly. They changed the sensor and the elevator resumed
working.

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〜に閉じ込める　　　　　locked in 〜
現場に　　　　　　　　　at the site
けが人はいなかった　　　no one was injured
オイルの量　　　　　　　amount of oil
正常に　　　　　　　　　properly
再開する　　　　　　　　resume

>>1
4 locked in Schindler elevator at Yokohama Station

Four people, including a small child, were locked in an elevator made
by Schindler Elevator K.K. at a Yokohama City-run subway station
Saturday. They were rescued after about three minutes when station
officials arrived at the site, no one was injured.
Schindler engineers found the sensor checking the amount of oil did
not work properly. They changed the sensor and the elevator resumed
working.

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〜に閉じ込める　　　　　locked in 〜
現場に　　　　　　　　　at the site
けが人はいなかった　　　no one was injured
オイルの量　　　　　　　amount of oil
正常に　　　　　　　　　properly
再開する　　　　　　　　resume

Is there a huge difference between TOEIC scores 910 and 960 ?


 

>>575
No.there isn't. You have amazing English skill!

>>576
On the other hand, your English skill is terrible.

my english skill is terrible.

>>578
me too

I am in North Carolina state America.

holy macro!

we need to raise some topics to talk about...
let's say...when do you speak english? what kind of situation?

everyday. mostly with my girlfriend.
i only have engl speaking friends.

>>583
you mean..you have a girl friend who speak only english?

i speak and write in english in class at university when a teacher is from english speaking counrtry.
out of class, i speak english with my friends who used to live in english speaking country or like to speak english.
it's more confortable to speak with my friends 'cause i dont get much attention from many people...
i get nervouse when im suppossed to say somthing(opinion) in class...haha

>>1
Japan To Withdraw Troops From Iraq

Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi announced on Tuesday that
the nation decided to pull out its 600 ground troops, ending the Japan
Self-Defense Forces' riskiest and most controversial overseas mission ever.

・troops　軍隊
・withdraw (= pull out)　撤退する
・Japan Self-Defense Forces　日本自衛隊
・controversial　論争を呼ぶ

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「日本：自衛隊をイラクから撤退」

日本の小泉純一郎首相は火曜日、同国が６００人の陸上
自衛隊員をイラクから撤退させることを決定したと発表し、日本
自衛隊史上最も危険で論争を呼んだ海外任務が終了することとなった。

>>1
Japan Knocked Out Of World Cup

Japan's 2006 World Cup came to a miserable end on Thursday as world
champion Brazil had a crushing victory over it, coming from behind to win 4-1.

・knock out　敗退させる
・miserable　悲惨な、粗末な
・crushing victory　圧勝
・come from behind　逆転する


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　　　 　 /|;ｨ:::::N,､‐'゛_,,.＼　　 ´''""'ヽ　 !;Ｋ 　 　 　 　　 　　　　　　　
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　　 　 　 　 　`y't　　　　 ヽ' 　 　 　 　 /／　　　　
　　　　　　　　 ! ぃ､ 　 　 ､;:=＝ｦ　　 〃 　　　　
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　　　　　　　　　　　　／　!　 　 　 　 ﾚ' ヽ

「Ｗ杯：日本は敗退」

木曜日、世界チャンピオンのブラジルが日本を相手に逆転の末４対１
で圧勝し、日本の２００６年ワールドカップはお粗末な結果に終わった。

>>1
Nakata Says Good-Bye To Soccer Pitch

Hidetoshi Nakata, the two-time Asian Footballer of the Year, whose lying
disconsolate on the pitch in his third World Cup struck soccer fans,
announced his retirement from professional football through his website on Monday.

・footballer　サッカー選手
・pitch　サッカー競技場
・disconsolate　やるせない、わびしい


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　　　　　‐'7::::::::::::::::::::::::ハ:ﾊ::|ヽ:::;､::::::::::::丶　 　　　　　 　　　　　　　
　　　　 ／::::::::::::::/!i::/|/　 ! ヾ　ﾘハ:|;!､:::::::l　　　 　　 　　
　　　　/´7::::::::::〃|!/_,,、　　 ''"゛_＾`''`‐ly:::ﾄ　　　　 　　 　　　　　　　
　　　 　 /|;ｨ:::::N,､‐'゛_,,.＼　　 ´''""'ヽ　 !;Ｋ 　 　 　 　　 　　　　　　　
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　　 　 　 　 　`y't　　　　 ヽ' 　 　 　 　 /／　　　　
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　　　　　　　　　｀'' へ、 　 ` ‐ '゜ 　 .ｲ　　　　 　
　　　　　　　　　　　 　 `i;､　　 　 ／ l　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　 　　 　 　 〉　` ‐ ´ 　 l`ヽ　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　／　!　 　 　 　 ﾚ' ヽ

「中田選手：フィールドに別れ」

２度もアジア年間最優秀選手に選ばれ、３度目の出場となったＷ杯の試合で
物悲しげにフィールドに倒れこんでいる姿をファンの目に焼き付けた中田英寿選手
が、月曜、自身のオフィシャルサイトを通じてプロサッカー界からの引退を表明した。

Where the hell am I going!?

>>1
Car Crash Kills Tongan Prince and Princess

A speeding car crashed into an SUV near San Francisco on Wednesday
night,killing Prince Tu'ipelehake (56), the nephew of the King of Tonga, and
his wife, Princess Kaimana (46), who were visiting the U.S. on official travel.

・speeding[形容詞]　スピード違反の　
・nephew　甥
・Tonga　トンガ王国
・official travel　公式渡航

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　　 　 　 　 　`y't　　　　 ヽ' 　 　 　 　 /／　　　　
　　　　　　　　 ! ぃ､ 　 　 ､;:=＝ｦ　　 〃 　　　　
　　　　　　　　　｀'' へ、 　 ` ‐ '゜ 　 .ｲ　　　　 　
　　　　　　　　　　　 　 `i;､　　 　 ／ l　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　 　　 　 　 〉　` ‐ ´ 　 l`ヽ　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　／　!　 　 　 　 ﾚ' ヽ

「自動車事故でトンガ王子夫妻が死亡」

水曜夜、サンフランシスコ近郊でスピード違反車がＳＵＶに激突し、公務で米国を
訪れていたトンガ王国のツイ・ペル・ハカ王子（56歳）とカイマナ妃（46歳）が死亡した。
王子は現トンガ国王の甥にあたる。

I wanna be a good English speaker.

>>590
Me, too.

By the way, what study is best to come to be able to listen to
the long sentence conversation smoothly?

I started learning Italian recently.
I beleave that learning another language is also to horn your English skills.

reply in english

test

>>592
Thats great!!!!
Actually recently i have started to study another language as well as you.
It is spanish, and I am really excited about getting new way of seeing.

>>595
When I studied French a little a while ago, I was surprized to know that
French and English have so many similarities like in grammar and vocabulary.
How about Spanish?

>>596
At least French and Spanish have similarities because as you know
they are both from the latin language family.

>>596
That will be undoubtedly true because all languages are "creole."
You know Spanish is almost the same like you experienced. for instance in Spanish "camara" is "camara."
Languages are very interesting dont you think

>>598
Spanish, or more precisely Castillian is an artificial language
whose grammar was created by Alessandro Nebrija, a French priest.
He presented the Spanish Grammar to Queen Isabela.
The grammar first applied to the famous novel "Don Quixote."
And Don Quixote was used as the text book to teach Spanish to
those people in the Americas.

I am learning Spanish too.
There are many similar words such as Bank→BANCO and Music→MUSICA
But, Spanish grammar is much more complicated than English.

600 I will get a score of TOEIC 980 and TOEFL 300 within no distant future.

>>598
"Camera" originally stands for "box" and "room" in Latin.
"Camera" turned out to be "Chambre" in French, and came into English,
where the spelling changed slightly into "Chamber."
This pronunciation "Chamber" was adopted by German and the spelling
turned out to be "Zimmer."

>>599
Thank you so much for your very valuable information of the oringin of Spainish.

I will be able to speak English.
I want to believe so.
But I know that I can't make the English sentense quickly and rightly.
Because I talked with a man who came from Canada,I couldn't say anything. I was sad.
Now. I am crying.

>>604
Practice makes perfect!
Try many many times!

>>604
You ARE already speaking English.
Don't worry about speed. It'll catch up anyway.
I bet your English is a lot better than that Canadian's Japanese!

Good luck!!

I will be happy!

>>608
I can assure you will be happy^^

>>609
Thank you very much!

Peeple here must hav been alreddy good. Wunderful!

This thread is what many have long wanted.

be afloat again

I'll connect you.

I'll disconnect you.

I will be happy!

me too!

me three!

>>618
It's joke?

I'm not a dog.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

I am a dog.

I am a wild boar.
I took your place.
Thank you.

I'm just a talker.

I'm just a listener.

Behavior!!

Bravo!

Hey! Are you gay?

Suck my dick ↓

I'm very happy to see you!!

... you see me? HOW??

Today, I went to a massage service room. The girl staff said that
she came from Kagoshima and seemed to be shy.

She began to put oil onto my naked body and made massage,
which was very very soft and peaceful.

It continued for 60minutes and I finished.

It will be my best memories in Tokyo's life.

Before massage start,I had to take off my clothes and put shall paper made pant.
In case my son become big, the pant will extend and the staff larghs.

This massage differs from other health massages in that the staff
does not allow the customer to touch her body.

Before massage start,I had to take off my clothes and put shall paper made pant.
In case my son become big, the pant will extend and the staff larghs.

This massage differs from other health massages in that the staff
does not allow the customer to touch her body.

I don't know the reason why >>1 took his life.

No wonder >>1 is crazy.

I wish I could to write natural English.
But it is so difficult to write natural English to me.
So, English using by me is much poor!
What is worse, I can't reach of to use junior-high school's grammar
as the "s" that three, single, or it's going now.

Japanese like English.
English love Japanese.

a thread like this is always ruined by dirty people.

this site is kind of naughty, i mean it does exceed the spiritual limit.

Hi, it's the first time to submit messages on the thread.
I learn English talking but not writing.
Writing English is a little difficult for me..

what should i do for this sled.

This thread is knowing to me now.

I'm a fool.

they stupid assholes

they stupid assholes

Wow! You guys are really good at English. My Japanese isn't as good right now, but I shall improve so I can live in Japan one day!~

I would love to teach you guys some English~ I love teaching English. :3

That's hot.

>___>;;

That I want to teach English? You find that hot? XD;

Yes, I zoo.

I have to use english now work.
but I am not good at english.
so , I was angry from my boss every day.
I want to die.
What should I do.
Please teach me ero boys.

Now I'm boiling water for spaghetti. What do you think of eating spaghetti so late at night?
All I ate today is sweet-and-sour pork lunc at Ohshoh around 3.
Should I go to bed without eating? I don't feel so hungry but want to eat somehting.

>>651
Please give me spaghetti.

Please give me your love forever

z

×　want to→　○would like to
×　should

Today, when I use my PC, I realized.
It is very tiresome to switch IME from Japanese-mode to English-mode.
If I were good at English, I never recognize such a feel of wasting.
so I study English. 3 days at least.

>>653
and so, you give me what?

hi:-D

I'm very tired

So what?

i study english immidiately after get up every mornning.
and i use a radio for practice.
but it is not just any radio. it's caiied  the "radio server"
i think that, to using this device is a great way for practice.
but it was about thirty-six thouthand yen. it is just little expencive.
but i love it.

were you in tokyo yesterday?

yes i was

I steyd sitamati

I have steyd a sitamati.

have you pｌayed master veytion yet?

audience

Do you have your dream?

I have an English dream, sir.

what mean?

A nightmare, sir.
The same dream, every night.
I want get out of this, but can't, sir.

new year is coming ppl !!!
I'm sooooooo excited =XD

Happy new ear! and happy horror day!

i can't believe this year is almost over...

The running time of Gaki-Thuka is nine o'clok

>>673
I think the program is very interesting.
I like the program.
Especially Macchann's BOKE is nice, you know.

>>666
I have a dream.
I want to be a teacher of school.
So, I got a doctor's degree.
But I still can't get the position.
What should I do?

>>670
Where are you from?

>>671
I can understand new year is happy.
But, I can't understand horror day is happy.
Why horror day is happy?

http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/psycho/1195716994/l50
★★思考盗聴システムと心理学★★

http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/psycho/1163612582/l50
集団ストーカーは心理学を悪用している

39 名前： 没個性化されたレス↓ 投稿日： 2007/12/31(月) 16:06:45
人生相談板
【僕、実は思考盗聴されているんですけど！その4】
http://life9.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/jinsei/1192097081/

防犯板
【心を読み取る装置の防犯（パート２６）】
http://life9.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/bouhan/1186888958/

こちらもヨロシク！！

40 名前： 没個性化されたレス↓ 投稿日： 2007/12/31(月) 16:13:43
思考盗聴機器のことなんですけど…
昔見せてもらったときは「あたまにかぶる」感じでした。

今度最新の見せてくれるって話なんですけど
どうも「みみから」なんちゃら〜直になんちゃら〜だそうです。楽しみ♪

Let's enjoy it next year!

>>679
I agree with you.

CHAT ROOM　・　英語チャット
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1199172021/l50

Would you also reply to this thred?

CHAT ROOM　・　英語チャット
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1199172021/l50

Nope, Dank you berry match.

age

i wanna dig your ass.

一案：
Because God knows how good a girl/boy I have been. :D

>>686
頼んだ香具師が無神論者だったら痛いな。

Does English language skill improve really when I reply at here in English?

>>688
Now you know the answer of your question....

My father is really strict.
Althogh he won't let me work parttime during the vacation,he always makes me help him with the household work.
But I always hesitate to complain…

>>690
It's his LOVE as a father.
How old are you??

あ

>>691
I'm 17.

>>690
I don't think he is strict.

I am going to eat steak for dinner! can't wait!

gender identity disorder is incurable. Only cureble in U.S,

native arashi should post here

dinner was yummy! now I take a break and then will eat dessert...drooling

I thought Ohno's gaze was creepy while watching the
drama "Maou". Ohno is trying hard though. I guess this drama
was unsccessful.

Yeah, this is the first time he has a leading role in TV, but he acted in movies
and theater before so this is not a problem... The thing is that
this character is too hard to act for him.
And he is usually bowlegged *LOL* so walking normal is also a challenge
for him. lol I'm an Arashi fan I'm surprised to see Nino-kun after a
long time. He looked much older than the last time I saw him.

well I was talking about "Maou". It is airing every Fridays.

opps lol I am an "Arashi" fan from Jonny's office. Not the
arashi troll people on 2channel. Don't get me wrong. lol

hi,guys. could u teach me how to say "shou shou omachi kudasai" and
"nanmeisama desuka" by english?? i'm going to work at restaurant.
but i cannot find good sentense. i'm sorry that i disturbed u...

I'll be back with your order soon.
ご注文の品をすぐお持ちします。

How many seats do you need?
何名様ですか？＝席はいくつ要りますか？

レストランならこういう意味と思います。

A bill you.

>>705
I have gushed tea from a mouth unintentionally

you outta not tobe such moron.
Why can't I thouta out polite terms for christ sake.

hey, this is a pen.

Please give me more power.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

HAHAHAHAHAH!! oh my GOT!!!! lOl
All you said on this thred is beyond the reach of my understanding …(´・ω・）
Please more often write into in easy english!
If only I could speak english as well as naive speaker….
well...but,I am a high school student,so I wonder when I can speak,write,and hear Eng fruently...

>>709
I see. I give a magic power to you. :-) My magic power calls
Magic Touch! It is not relation to sexual magic touch. :-)
The effects is to improve your English skills, to get fortune
,and to make your girl or boy friend you want. :-)

>>708
Your symbol improves a milk bottle from a pen size :-) It is a good symbol
to attract many girls and leadies lol

reply

The other day, I have taken TOEIC.
The score of listening section increased!
But the score of reading section decreased.
I started to read the Harry Potter in English.
It's a nice way of studing.

I have a American friend, she can speak English very well.
I envy her.

Oh,I found a nice one.Hi,friends.
I am a Pen, I like baseball and jk.

Future problem of Japanese society is a future labor shortage in Japan ,
caused by a declining birthrate and an aging society.
Immigrant reception policy for tax revenues to keep a social security system
Because of a future labor shortage in Japan.we will have more foreign labors.
What should we do for such a future Japanese society?
I spread the area of language to learn.
My idea is from Noah's ark story.

I think it's a wrong idear to be willing to accept foreignners to work in this country, even if to complement the lack of the domestic working there.

I'm fine thank you, and you?

I want to take a piss.

I don't speak English.

>>722
You can speak some English.

it should be snowy tomorrow in kinnki

これ通じます？

I am free.
Please talk with me.

I have a moby dick. and you?

wanna be free

I'm interval of work
please talk to me too

how do you say 日食 by English?

This is a pen.

Give me your pen.

You won't get it.

it's a wrong! It's a sony!
I really need a pen.

Then
please buy my pen

This is a pen of magic

保

fack you

Really ?


アップしたかな♪

i'm here.

You are there.

Und die Gretel und der Hans gehen des Sonntags gern zum Tanz weil das Tanzen Freude macht und das Herz im Leibe lacht.

i am man.

>>741
ドイツ語と英語って似てるよね
>>734
your pen(ry is very old and bad.
So i cant buy it.