英語でしか話しちゃいけないスレ

Hey!
Let's talk to English!!

age=English?

2 get

hahaha

itteyosi=go go go

cyuubou=kitchen

sage=down

FUCK OFF HIROYUKI ! !

↑kitchen

Hey, stupid asshole!

>>9
beaver shooter

smirk

lol

>>9
Are you ready to order?

arhead thread

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ミ≡≡≡j
ミ≡≡≡j
ミ≡≡≡j
U ヽ)

mismatched・・・・

shit !!!!!!!!!!!

>>15
hehehe mismatched

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∧ _ - ― ＝￣ ￣`:, .∴ ' （ ）
, -''￣ ＿＿――＝', ・,‘ ｒ⌒> _／ ／
／ -― ￣￣ ￣"'" . ’ | ｙ'⌒ ⌒i
/ ノ | ／ ノ ｜
/ , イ ） , ー' ／´ヾ_ノ

Selamat sore.

Imagine us triumphant
Rolling, wrapped in green
A sudden rush remembers
What's buried in this scene
Enemy soldiers surround us
So deep under brush
We swim trying to trade us
But never come back up
I want a world without dysfunction
Too much mobility
I want to breathe the ground above you
Impossible photography
I want a joy everlasting
A falseness that comes free
I want to reach down below the ground
And girl... I want it all

Hi all !!
talk to me !!
I'm American !!

>>20 You really are Japanese.

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Actually, I'm from M78.

>>21
ＮＯ,
NO,I'm American !!

You are really Japanese ○
You really are Japanese　×

I wanna make love to Ms. Asai, a Howdy student.
Her breasts are really great.

>>24
Who is she?
DO you love her?

How　was she?

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Hello. What are you doing?

>>27
NOT JAPANESE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey,kids!!
What are you 2ch?
Are you OK?

2ch is the place where your dream come true!

In America, the parent ask the child:
"Where do you want to go on this vacation"

And the child say "Mommy, I want to go to 2ch!"

>>32
huh? what did you say?

Kagochan said in utaban.

Really? Dejima?　Really Dejima?

Let's together!

Realy?

Japanese baseball commentator Ito dies
July 4, 2002 Print it

TOKYO -- Kazuo "Pancho" Ito, a flamboyant baseball commentator who
helped build close ties between Japanese and major league baseball
died Thursday. He was 68.

Ito, whose career dated back to 1969, died in a Tokyo hospital
Thursday after a long illness, said Masaru Batade, an official
with the Japanese commissioner's office.

Long before the days of Hideo Nomo and Ichiro Suzuki, Ito wrote a
series of books in Japanese describing the appeal of the U.S. major
leagues.
With his high-pitched voice and unique hairstyle, Ito was a fan favorite
on many afternoon and late night sports programs.
He served as secretary to the Pacific League president and as
translator in meetings with major league baseball officials.
Funeral services were not yet finalized.
Copyright 2002 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material
may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

http://www.sportingnews.com/baseball/articles/20020704/414347.html

test

GOOD BYE PANCHO

Pancho... R.I.P....

I weep

me too

Good morning!

hello everyone.
i like to talk in english very much.

this therad is very good idea!!

btw which computers do you use?
i am using very old computers.
i think ur computers are newer.

>>42
I'm old computer too.
very crazy computer. hehehe!!

How many years are you studying all of English?

Selamat siang.

Je mapelle Cameroon

Itu bukan bahasa Inggris!

fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit

>>43
ummm.... i have studied english since 3 years ago.
i study english at school.

btw how old your computer?
my oldest computer is 9 years old
and my newest computer is 4 years old.

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

>>48
9 years?
very nice!!

BUMP

hirty-six years after the nation's first nuclear reactor began commercial operation, the decommissioning of old reactors is becoming a headache for power companies.

Just as their European and U.S. counterparts have, the companies face having their profits eroded by the time and money required to decommission the reactors.

There are 53 power-generating reactors in Japan, 52 of which are light-water reactors that use light-water (ordinary water) to extract heat from the reactor cores and to moderate the nuclear reactions.

You love it!!

good afternoon

Saluton!

what'up?

Fuck morning everyone!

how are you?

fine thank you

Are you ready?

Ｙｅｓ。

ready for what?

ready for sex

Ready Kureger.

this thread is very interesting

Sir Mr.Bin Laden,
Thank you for making an airplane crash into World Trade Center Building.
When that building collapsed,I was fascinated and was seeing it on TV.

America must be overthrown!
America is evil!
It seems that you are being chased,I support you.
I'll worship only you.
I want to be a terrorist in Guiness Book of Record.
I also support Arkaida you belong.

This world is weak.
Everybody have lost their dreams.
So I think that this world will be good if everybody do terrorism.
Defeat vicious politicians!
And defeat evil America!
Then,everybody can have a good time.
Am I insane?
If you get angry when you read this letter,I'm sorry.

Survive enduringly.

Good bye.

上の手紙はミスタービーン宛てです

Is there anyone who can talk with me in basic English?

Yes,what would you like to chat about?

there is nobody

what about you ,you are somebody.

Have you ever been to other countries?

no

never

No,I never have...

nope

>73
That's too bad!

yes,singapore,korea,philippines,states,thailand,malaysia.

Then, how old are you?
I'm 15 years old.
I'm a chubo!

You can go!

>78
Oh! You went to so many countries!
I would like to see all over the world in the future.

---This weeks crayzy res Nomber---

>>67

Sorry...I'm crazy too.

I have not gone to any foreign contries yet.

What did you eat for supper?

I have not gone to any foreign contries yet.
->i have not been to any foreign countries yet.
is this right answer?

>>67
ＦＵＣＫ　
no way no way

Be sleep!

wanna have some smoke? I am too wasted to make
a sense you can have some go ahead
,,mumble,, mumble
excuse me while I kiss the,,,,

The name of each Eiken's license is strange, I think.
Because, for example, the "first" grade means the highest grade in Japanese language.
On the contrary to this, in English, the "first" means only first.
Therefore, "first" means the lowest, elementary.

BUT!!
You know the first class, which means the special seats of airplane.
In this sense, "first" means supreme.
I'm comfused to decide how to use this troblesome word "first".

Please tell me the precise usage of "first" at first glance!!

>>90
You are extremely correct.

have you guys been to any forein countries?

>>90
If the word "first" used in meaning of phase, it means just first step.
If it used in meaning of class, it means foreomost in position.

>>90
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　　 ∧＿∧　　　＜　Hi!　I`ll sing a MONA- song.
　　（　・∀・）　 mona-mona-, omaemona-♪
　　（　 　　 ）　 mona-mona-, omaemona-♪
　　｜ ｜　|　　　 When was I born？ Where was I from?
　　（＿_）＿）　　Nobody know Its answer, this is a MONA-♪

Good morning, everyone! what's up?

>>98
Good morning! What's up?

>>99
Nothing. you?

hi all
good morning!!
how are you?

what you gonna do brothers!

fuck you
ull be a dumbass in a few yrz.
u motherfucking reatard

You shall die!! = Itteyoshi!! ?

Why don't you change your name to english? >all

What the fuck is going on!?(´▽`)

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　　 ∧＿∧　　　＜ Do you disregard of me?
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>>108
ah〜〜
disregard yourself, stupid

Emergency!Emergency!A typhoon is approaching Japan!

Oh,that's terrible!

英語しゃべれよ。

>>112
You too.

here is terrible internet, isnt it?

Selamat pagi ! are you Indonesian?

Soy una esnan~ola.

Oh,You'are no fun any more!!

>>117 アポストロフィーの意味は？are じゃなくてhave ？

>>118
In English please.

Come back after you get Input Method Engine!

this therad is fuck

Also your message sucks!

Almost finished ﾞGoblet of Fireﾞ...
#-(

I want something completely differnet!

>>108
oh, mona speaks english !!!
i was very suprised.

good morning

Well, by the way, I really want to have a discussionwith someone in Eng.,,

Ok. shoot. Whatever you wanna talk about. Bring it on.

閑話休題、請聞我的話。
先日我去了近在吉野家、吉野家。
座席満席、我不可能座。
我凝視垂幕　「一五〇円値引」
我思、嗚呼馬鹿、嗚呼阿呆。
御前等、無意味来通常不来吉野屋為壱百五拾円引、阿呆。
壱百五拾円、只壱百五拾円。
親子連来店。一家四人来吉野屋。目出鯛。
「好！父、注文特盛！」的発言、我不可視。
我謹呈壱百五拾円、為御前等開放席。
吉野屋本来要殺伐雰囲気。
機会多々有喧嘩上等共奴反対座食卓。
雰囲気最高、我刺御前、御前刺我。女子供不要干渉。
長時間後、我可能着座、隣男注文「大盛、汁沢山」
我再度激切了。

聴、「汁沢山」是不流行現在、阿呆。
我呆、御前注文得意顔「汁沢山」
我欲問「御前本当不本当欲食『汁沢山』？」我欲問詰。小一時間我欲問詰。
我欲問「御前只欲発言『汁沢山』」
我是吉野屋通。最新流行間吉野家通是「葱沢山」
大盛葱沢山玉。是注文方法為吉野家通。
葱沢山是、多々葱少々肉。是。
要注意是注文即店員警戒危険、是諸刃的剣。
不可推奨素人。
御前等超素人、推奨食牛鮭定食。

Since when this turned into Chinese discussion?

Nah,Chinese,,,
What do you want to talking about?

I want to talk about Martial Arts.

Why do you want to talk about it?
I do not know well.
You like it?

Yes, I like it very much!
Instead of being a girl, I love it.
Do you know K-1 or PRIDE?

sorry, what do you mean 'instead of being a girl'?
I don't think I get it.
I don't know that much 'K-1 and PRIDE?' nayway.

I used to watch K-1 and PRIDE on TV.
But I have not watched that since last year.

I'm sorry. I can't write English well.
Ah, I must study now.
I am going to have a exam tomorrow.
Thanks for talking with me. See you!

Where are you from, everyone?
I am in Tokyo, it's just got windy
outside as a typhoon approaches.

yo 136,
nayway was joke right?

>>136
Ooh, fuck, sorry about that.
I meant 'anyway',
get it?

Nayway? it's girl's name, isnt'it?

who's that girl?

Ah, like chinese girl name or something like that?

神国日本で敵国語を話すなど言語道断
鬼畜米英に媚び諂う売国奴は逮捕する

>>145
Shut your fuck'n mouth!

>>145
yo,do it motherfucker.

>147
You are under arrested!
you have the right to remain silent.

>>145
i think so, too

>148
No shit! white pigs!
Do`nt touch me! mother fucker.

hahaha

sup?

hey
good afternoon

I'm not an early bird .

I'm like a bird

I wish I were a bird.

What do you answer when someone asks you "what's up"?
Some people say just "nothin" or "notmuch" but some people say
"what's up"again.
People who answer what's up understand what's up as the same meaning of "HI"
but peole who answer "notmuch" understand it as "how are you doin"
which one is right?

i like sex very much

>>156
X What do you answer...
O How do you answer...

＞156
Does`nt matter.
Nobody care about it.
They have both meaning.
If you feel good you can say what`s up again.
If you feel nothing or boring you can say nothin or not much.

>>159
it's not correct to say 'feel boring'
you should say 'feel bored'
'boring' which means you're a boring person to others.
'bored' which means you're not interested in any way.

for example 'this book is boring so I feel bored'

>>156
thank you for correcting my mistake, but I wanted you to answer my quetsion
before you correct my mistake, thanks anyways.

>>159
Thank you, now I got why some people say what's up in both way.

>157
Oh! I love sex too!

>>162
sex?? do u really like sex??
i dont like sex cuz im not interested in it.
and if i think about sex i will be sad.

↑
impotent

>>163
por que?

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ｱｿﾊﾟｿﾏｿｽｯﾄﾞﾚ〜日常茶飯的に氏ねよおめーら〜
http://aa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/kao/1026117016/

＜過去ログ＞
ｱｿﾊﾟｿﾏｿｽｯﾄﾞﾚ〜泣け！喚け！そして氏ねよおめーら〜
http://aa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/kao/1025995589/
ｱｿﾊﾟｿﾏｿｽｯﾄﾞﾚ〜殺られる前に氏ねよおめーら〜
http://aa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/kao/1025928292/ 　　　　　▲
ｱｿﾊﾟｿﾏｿｽｯﾄﾞﾚ〜寝るな！寝るなら氏ねよおめーら〜
http://aa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/kao/1025853080/ 　　　　　新
ｱｿﾊﾟｿﾏｿｽｯﾄﾞﾚ 〜略して氏ねよおめーら〜
http://aa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/kao/1025696680/ 　　　　　｜
銅鑼に喰われて氏ねよおめーら
http://aa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/kao/1025374786/ 　　　　　古
ｱｿﾊﾟｿﾏｿｽｯﾄﾞﾚ　〜死ぬ前に氏ねよおめーら〜
http://aa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/kao/1025095413/ 　　　　　▼
ｱｿﾊﾟｿﾏｿ　ｽｯﾄﾞﾚ　〜今日も元気に氏ねよおめーら〜
http://aa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/kao/1025245258/
ｱｿﾊﾟｿﾏｿｽｯﾄﾞﾚ〜山田君に座布団全部取られて氏ねよおめーら〜
http://aa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/kao/1024920163/
ｱｿﾊﾟｿﾏｿｽｯﾄﾞﾚ〜好きなだけ氏ねよおめーら〜
http://aa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/kao/1024826721/
ｱｿﾊﾟｿﾏｿｽｯﾄﾞﾚ〜全身全霊込めて氏ねよおめーら〜 氏の１０
http://aa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/kao/1024678629/
もったいねえから2〜3回氏んでから氏ねよおめーら〜
http://aa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/kao/1024542972/
ｱｿﾊﾟｿﾏｿﾄﾞｯｽﾚ〜ﾉｱｿﾊﾟｿﾏｿｽｯﾄﾞﾚ　〜華麗に優雅にそして大胆に氏ねよおめーら〜
http://aa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/kao/1024127800/
ｱｿﾊﾟｿﾏｿｽｯﾄﾞﾚ 〜まあそう言わずに氏ねよおめーら〜
http://aa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/kao/1023017514/
アソパソマソスレッド　〜逝きて帰ってきたら氏ねよおめーら〜
http://aa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/kao/1022338776/
ｱｿﾊﾟｿﾏｿ未来へ〜定期ageを基本に氏ねよおめーら〜
http://salami.2ch.net/kao/kako/1019/10192/1019288721.html
アソパソマソ殺戮スレッドpart2氏ねや！
http://choco.2ch.net/kao/kako/1013/10138/1013846466.html
アソパソマソ殺戮の絵だぞおめーら
http://choco.2ch.net/kao/kako/1013/10132/1013234405.html
ｱｿﾊﾟｿﾏｿスレッド１４
http://salami.2ch.net/kao/kako/1012/10125/1012547623.html
ｱｿﾊﾟｿﾏｿｽｯﾄﾞﾚ〜今度こそ氏ねよおめーら〜Part2
http://choco.2ch.net/kao/kako/1010/10101/1010147835.html
参考（さらに過去ｽﾚ）
http://ma_kyow.tripod.co.jp/asopasomaso.html
これで遊べよおめーら
http://cappesoft.hoops.ne.jp/asopaso.htm

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>>167

You shall think sense!

わチュ後名ぢゅーブラザー？

>160
Yeh,you right!
thank about it.
>161
no problem.

shit fucker

mother fucker

anal fucker

fist fucker

>>166.167

Get the fuck out of here!!!

Get 166 167 out of here!!

what's cooking?
what are all those bunch of fucker?

てすと

test

speak up guys! I can't hear you.

Are you theacher or somethin??
How can I speak up in this thread.

Talk with me, please. I'm boring.

Hey, Jude.

Get meal,182
And change the channel.
You can find out something you interested in.

But my mother who cooks meal has'nt come back yet.

i love hamasaki

>186
Show me your hard cock.

Did your mother get back?

Yes, she did. I'd just had meal.

Can anybody tell me which one is correct "something interested" or "something interesting"?

Now I found out "something interesting" is correct. Thanks.

HEAVEN OF FISH（お魚天国）

Fish Fish Fish
If you eat a fish
Brain Brain Brain
Your brain get better
Fish Fish Fish
If you eat a fish
body body body
It is good for your body

>>164
yes... im a little impotent.
my penis is not impotent but my thinking is inpotent...
im sad. :'(

>>192
lol... hehe...
(hageshiku warata)

ur english poem of "osakana tengoku" is very funny and good ! hehehe...

Don't you dare tell me about my son.

HEAVE OF FISH

that's funny! well, I'm crazy about having fish.
so i like to sing this song, too.

But I felt that it's a little bit difficult to sing
with these words... Hey somebody, try making >>192
more easy to sing out loud!

>>190
I think 'something interesting' is correct, yeah I'm pretty sure,
>>182
'I'm boring' which means you're a boring person to others,
get it?

>>197 Perfect answers.

aaahhhhhhhhh
i need sex
i want sex

Fucking jap　なめんなよ　バカヤロー！ｂｙ　ＢＥＡＴ　ＴＡＫＥＳＨＩ

＞１９５
どーかお願いだからわてのムスコの話はしないでくれぽ。

>>200
fuckin jap　くらいわかるよ　バカヤロー！の間違いですよ！

Next time tell them "aww me so horny",
"me love you long time" Makes
everything all better....

>>199
Well.. if you say I want sex, that doesn't make sense, cuz everybody has a sex.
If you mean you wanna fuck someone, you gotta say you want to have sex.

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Mata-ri mata-ri to iikimochida.

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you is you, whoever you are.
But when people reach the problem like 211
has, they realise and try to fix the their disadvantages.
However, while your are trying to be better, you will never
do break your own individuality and advantages.
To balance these two things, this is the one of the biggest
issues that people have been associated and it should consider
as the global issue in the future or ASAP.

>>212

can you explain that in short?

hi all!!

hi!

1-215
LOL

Ｔｏｄａｙ，　Ｉ　ｈａｄ　ａ　ｔｅｓｔ　ｏｆ　ｐｒａｃｔｉｖａｌ　Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ　ｐｒｅ−２ｎｄ　ｇｒａｄｅ．
Ｉｔ　ｗａｓ　ｆｕｎｎｙ　ｂｕｔ　Ｉ　ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ｋｎｏｗ　Ｉ　ｃａｎ　ｇｅｔ　ｐｒｅ−２ｎｄ　ｇｒａｄｅ　ｒｉｇｈｔ．

never you mind!

fuckin fuckin fuckin shit♪
fuckin fuckin fuckin shit♪

>>213
it is saying, to have own individuality, or being unique
is really important and nowdays modern people forget about it.

>>217
You cannot if you think 'practival' was the right word.

I went to Las Vegas yesterday.
And I won 80bucks.
I drove car 500miles in desert.
I stayed at the motel.
Cockroachs let me wake up in the early morning.
I think it is kind of new wakes-up call in Las Vegas.
But I asked frontdesk I want to get morningcall at 10 in the morning.
It was so early.

good morning!!
everyone!!
how are you?

Good morning! I'm fine, thank you. And you?

>222
(・∀・)Funny Story!
But I hate cockroachs.

>>225
I ate a hamburg in the restaurant long time ago.
I saw something black inside the hamburg.

THAT WAS A ............... DEAD COCKROACH!!!

>226
Oh! Please stop about cockroaches story.
Cockroaches make me crazy!

× Please stop about cockroaches story.
○ Please stop writting stories about cockroaches.

dude!
I hate cockroaches too.
American cockroaches are fuckin` huge!
My throught was damaged by fuckin` hot wind from Deathvalley.
So my voice is sounds like Osugi or P-ko.
I`m so sorry I use fuckin` dirty words.

Tell me your taste of kinds of breads.
My taste is curry.

i like curry very much.

me too

I went to movie.
But I could not listen english well.
I mean England english.
Also Sometime I can not understand Austlarian English.
I think Canadian English is the most easiest English to hear.
This story is just in case of me. How about you guys?

I want to speak English with perapera tomadehaikanakutemo gaijintohanaserukurai
So from today I practice my English skill.
yorosikuonegaisimasu

>>233
I heard the story that
We are taught American Engilish in school.
In buriten they speak [can] with the voice [kan]
In Australia they speak [tuday] with the voice [tudai].

But I have never spoken with natives and
I almost can't speak Engelish (I am trying to speak English now).
So I can't feel your feeling of english different region.

nn? soreizennni(wakaranaiyo-) I can't see movie in Engish.


P.S. I took 12minites to write only these sentence.
honnto omou eigo perapera kakeruyouni naritaiyo------
kakukotoga daizisounanode rennsyuusimasu

>233
I like Singlish(Singaporian English).
Because Singapore is the English-Speaking-Area which I visited for the first time.
I was known that there are many English-Speaking people in Asia.

mosi yokattara donataka eigo sugu kakeru kata bokuno kaita bunnsyou wo
tyanto sita eigode kaite kuremasu desyouka?
kokode tikara tuketaidesu!

>>236
I heard Singapole is so clean out of the policy poisute zettai dame!
after I can speak English sorenarini, I would like to go Singapore!

>238ha oredesu. tisetuna eigo dakara wakarune・・・

I'm so fuckin' bored, man!!

> Take with Me.
・・・mosikasite The reason you are bored is me?

>>241
Take →talk

Is this the thread for ro-maji practice?

>243
Nice irony (w

Sorry. From now as far as I can, I write in English not ro-maji.

>235
Thank you for your response.
I am not good at English wrighting too.
And I think I can not speak English well.
But English is tool of communication.
So If you want to be good speaker, you should better to go to abroad.
This is my opinion so nevermind.
>236
I have never been to Singapore.
I wanna go there.I think almost asian people can speak English well.

>238
On law, we can't dump even anywhere, but in fact, every people dump anywhere!

>233
I stock your valuable opinion in my herat and mind!
I am a cram school students, so I can't go abroad now but I want・・・I will go to abroad and feel native and live in English speaker half or one month.
but I'm not in this level・・・.

>246
al right! (w It is so pity there is no Fine there is many people who broke promise or don't care.
By the way I don't smoke.

Now I try to chat in Yahoo USA!
Probably I can't chat with them at all. but I try it(w.
Later I report how it was.
Please　look forward to it. Though it will probably be uninteresting for All (w.

>247
Japanese education style is sucks.
But I hope you do your best.
And I hope you will be able to go to abroad.

I don't understand you all.

>250
sorry. it's only my hobby.

>249
Thanks! I got motivation from you!

I chat with Indnesian. He said he can't speak English well. But Compared with me, he write english bery fruentry(w.
Chating about 30 min and resigned it. After this playing I eat dinner.the after I am in 2ch!
goodbye

>253
Many people in the big cities of South East Asia have many chances to speak English as usual.
And to earn money, speaking English is a necessary condition.
So they speak English positively, even if grammatically wrong.
You are also asian. Keep trying, following them!

hola, que tal?
habro Engles tan bien como Japones
so let's talk about SOMETHING!!

>255
yu spanish?

>254
umm I understand That's is why he can speak English so well・・・
thanks I keep trying!

>I can't understand with your ward.

I am in Yahoo chat.
But this time there is no one who take wtih me・・・

To day is be irritated!!

good morning!!

good night.

today is heavy rain&thunder.
it's a peal of hhtunderroaring....

Hey guys why think about how boring to talk about
weather.. I mean you guys should come up with better
subject to talk. things you guys talk is just sucks.
simply sucks.
sorry about my attitude, but I just couldn't stand to
read like these shit.
Who care about you had a thunderstorm, how old your computer is...
all crap

>>263
& u 2!

>263
If you are bored,you do not need to come here.
I want to know what kind of subject do you want to talk.
Tell me.

I have a sore throat and me chest hurts.

There are just two types of people writing in this thread.
1. "I don't know what to talk about."
2. "Your English is wrong. Get lost."

hey! what's up.
it's me JB.
please check MTV. don't miss it!.

JB who?

James Brown?

James Brown is dead.

Johann Bach?
Johannes Brahms?

Hey!

what r u watching TV?
im watching CDTV.

I am watching 2ch.

JB　is japanese TV program caractor.
program name is japanese say eigodeasobo.
please watch whenever you feel like it!

I am looking at 2ch too.
I don't like TV. It's so boring.
But I watch news and weather forecast sometimes.

276> no caractor
character. right

mother fucker

Today I had a terrible stomachache.
It was killing me.

I am sorry.
I hope you will be better as soon as I finish this bottle of beer.

hey all, shall we talk about spirits?
what kind of spirits do u like?
i like beer. beer makes me refresh!
im drinking the guinness draught now. so tasty!

I like pussy very much

ITTEYOSHI!

Just signing to let you know that I was here.

Out-fucking-standing!
I will P.T you all until you die!
I will P.T you until your assholes
suck buttermilk!
The best part of you ran down
the crack of your mama's ass...and ended up as a brown
stain on the mattress!

you a peter-puffer?

I've got a question to you guys,
how do you brush up on your listening skill?
I really wanna know, please tell me something,

Where do you guys learn all this shit?

Some stupid editorial staff of Asahi-shimbun wrote that the newly
planned supersonic jetliner is no good because the Concord didn't
amount to much. I say this guy should take a hike. Turning a 6 hour
London-N.Y. hop into a 2 hour job is nothing compared to magically
reducing a grueling 15 hour hell flight to a 6 hour breeze. Demands
for cross-Pacific supersonic flyer will be rather high, I expect.

Don't think feel. it's better some one.

>>291
Stop writing schizo-English!

someone knows what the hell is going on between
spain and morroco?

I felt warata for the following URL;
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dqn-list/

I'm so happy
good english site
http://www.ff.iij4u.or.jp/~misk/
http://www.niceteens.net/26201/series/i14.jpg

say thanks!!
please!!

cool down, honey..

ahhh
Geeez

the more study english the more i realize how im poor at eng

This team examination in a college was a failure.
I should have studied hard and earlier.

>>294
ROFLMAO

It Hasnot been grown livelier here?

PLEASE SUCK MY LITTLE DICK.....（´Д｀;）haahaa

>>293
DOES someone know〜

Do you have a holiday tomorrow?

What will you do tomorrow?

・・・today.

get my fucking essay out of my way...

I'm Doraemon. I hava a poket which contains huge capacity.
Today I'll show you one tool to you.

It's Kibonnu Telephone Box which makes your hoping world true.
So, you can be in this situation and tell us what you will hope
to the telephone.

Sorry for my horror English!
Correct me!

anybody?

>>301

What's ROF?

>>310
You know Doeraemon.

Today could't be hotter 汗!!

hello, everyone.
this sred is so effective?

Teach me, please.
↓132
http://academy.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1026948830/l50

>>315
Ｗｈａｔ？

pig

I almost run it.

This place is a brain-deader's convention.

Who do you think I am!!!

interactive forum was held. im a junior high school student and i went to there.
i was very funny !! :-)

i said:
im strange too.
many people in my club said, "きもぉぉぉぉーーーーーぃい！！！"

many people laughed. i laughed too.

you are a fool in school for cutting class.

It was hot today.
However, the good thing was able to seen a good thing.

ダメな奴は何をやってもダメ

＞ダメな奴は何をやってもダメ

これを英語で言うと〜？

何でも簡単に教えて君は嫌われちまう罠

ENGLISH ONLY GO AWAY!!

>>325
A man who can`t do anything right.

You can't write "can't", can you?

you is fool.

>>330
you are too stupid.

>>330　Ur r jokin w3ll.

fuck it!

memyselfandi

名スレの予感・・・

Hey you. It is violation of a rule.

>>336
It=speaking Japanese?

I expect this must be a good thread.

>>338
But in practice, It is severe.

This morning I accidentaly touched my daughter's poo. It was pretty nasty!

>>340
Then?

>>341
then I couldn't help eating that shit,
but, that's terrific!! never eaten like that before, you know,
I was so impressed tears were running down on my ceek.

I am fucking myself.
Oh〜,I am about to go!!

fuck me up! before you go go!!
you know this song?

>>344
Soryy,I don't know.

チンカスの集いですか？

>>346
イエス！大佐！

Does Hikaru Utada understand English perfectly?
Is her English correct?
I don't think she can tell academic talk as
Jodie Foster can. Am I correct?

>>348　YOU TOTALLY FUCKABLE KINK BITCH, BEGONE!!!!!!!!!! lol

>>348
who cares, get a life

up

>>348は典型的な肥溜め星人です。よって永久シコりの刑に処す。

>>352
I hagesikuly agree.

>>348
You're itteyoshilly incorrect.

How about Hikaru Nishida?
Oh, I am so happy to find that these two people have the same first name!
Do you think her English is native one?

Today my boyfriend fucked me so badly that I have pains in the anus.
By the way, I am gay.

I hate gay people because all of them make me feel fearsome. Go to the hell.
They have brought HIV to the earth.

you're the saddest bunch I've ever met.

Is there a gentleman or woman who listens to the Beatles?
　　　っていうかこの文合ってる？

>>359
Can the two words "gentleman" and "woman" be placed on the same level?
"Gentleman" matches "lady", doesn't it?

>Is there a gentleman or woman who listens to the Beatles?
> 　　　っていうかこの文合ってる？

>>360って、やな奴だな

>>361
Am I bothring you? Why?
I can't find any mistakes in the sentence of >>359, however, I have wanted to know
the level of words. I don't know whether is better, "a gentleman or a woman," or "a gentleman or a lady."

>>362
人間性の問題ね

確かに３６０の言い方は不愉快に思う罠

There are many beetles on the rooftop of department stores

good morning cyu-bow!!
how are you?

イッツアスモールワールド

>364
Take it easy!

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shit
zureta

>>371
hehehe
lol

Don't attach ugly copy-paste.

中途半端な英語をひけらかしたい人達の集まりですね。

>>375
if you think so, why don't you demonstrate the "perfect english conversation" yourself.
big mouth.

back a thin net

>>376
don't you ever talk back to me like that?
you little spineless, pale pathetic. lol

３７８は漏れじゃないが、お前の英語が中途半端だと、漏れが完璧に英語出来ないといけないのかね？

んなこたぁーない

I is sick very
I'm korea

>>378-380
If UR not intersted in this thread
All you have to do is jus 2 leave without givin' a fuck.

I am a pen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>382's got us scared to death!
bet he was way stupid in school for always cutting class. (w

>>384
Hehe I guess UR waaaaaaaaaaay lonely guy in the class,
but sorry ! I'm sure I am clever than U sucker.
Get lost before you piss off

guess what?

Hey, guys. Do you know that 2ch is shutting down pretty soon?

>>385 jerks off into an ice cube tray and serves
the "ice" to visitors without them knowing.

in the class?
clever that U?
I think he doesn't even know English.

>>389
totally right.
now i really hope that point won't be a major loss to him.

This is a pen or pensol?

>>389
R'nt U a junior high school student?
Clever should have been "cleverer" It's just a mistype, sucker!
I mean U R criticized in your classroom.Okay?
and >>390,
Shut up your mouth just being for sucking cocks.

te-------------ha ming♪
te-------------ha ming♪

torusie japan♪
torusie japan♪

>>392
did it take up too much time to have you correct your mistakes?(w

you're such a wacco who pisses all over the toilet seat in a public restroom
and doesn't have the common courtesy to wipe it off.

>>392
by the way, i didn't put anything on 389.
don't swell out your wild fancies, you little schizophrenic. (w

>>395
Cause I'm not as Idle as U I dont check UR fuckin' res. so frequently .U no, sucker?
And I think you should embarass URself about what U wrote.
Read it again,this no-shame shit(www
How about Lickin my dick and wipe my sperma out scatter on UR face ?

>>397
did you even go to school? or have good schooling enough to cope everyday life?
just jerk off all over your friends' porno magazine
and then give it back with the pages stuck together.

>>393
Man say! Man say!

４００

4000!

About private-Life,U should'nt mind.
Now I am FED UP with speking with U,so never give me
thinkless reply.
お前、下品すぎるんだよ。

Losers are always in the wrong.

>>402
ルーザーが。
苦し紛れの捨て台詞も低レベル過ぎて、新たな感動を覚えちゃったよ。
ゲス人間の精神的下部構造を垣間見た気がした。（藁

>>403
And It is sure your not in the Winnersside.

>>405
Of course I understand, but can you really understand that a proverb?

>>404
はいはい。
君の人間性の低さには付き合ってられないよ。
呆れて人が去ってくのを自分の勝ちだと認識するとはどこまでおめでたいやつ（藁藁
下種とは君みたいな人間のことをいうんだよ、この屑。
精神的下部構造の的ってなんだよ（プ）？知ったかぶりは止せ、下層階級が。

>>407
流石、付け焼き刃の英語能力を披露しようとして、撃沈され生き恥を晒したミドリガメだな。
言語能力が無いというよりも空っぽの自分の中身をさらけ出した挙げ句、反論しようにも
思ったことを文章に出来ず、その悔しさを屈折した煽りという方法で発散しているんだろ？
観察対象としても、人間の堕ちていく過程のドキュメントとしてもありふれ過ぎていて全く
価値が無い。まあ実世界で犯罪等の問題行動されるよりは100倍マシだけどね。（藁

>>407

通りすがりが見てもｳﾞｧｶってわかるｶｷｺだな w

４０７の言ってることが全部負け犬の遠吠えに聞こえるのが不思議だ

負け犬が負けても吠えるのは常識です

低ﾚｳﾞｪﾙな争いだな(爆

基地外が一人いるな

俺のチンポコ舐めろ。
ウラスジも丁寧に。

What's up??

おれは「キリ番」とれなかったから、「勝てば官軍負ければ賊軍」
って言いたかっただけだからね。

出た　　　

English please!!

？

not speak japanese

suck my dick please!!

俺のケツの穴に舌でも入れとけ
そしたらLとRの発音もちょっとは出来るよーになるだろ

FUCK !!Japanese spel

lick my dick please!

spel??

We know what men want... and we want you to get it!

stick it where the sun don't shine please!!

Ｉhave a blow job from you!!

thank you

クンニ名人＝vacuum cleaner
クンニ好き＝cunt-lapper

from eijiro

Fish on!

http://www7.big.or.jp/~mb2/bbs/up/img-box/img20020724232326.jpg
↑cool girls

Are you watching TV that the star of giants in TVK.

I don't like giants.
I love doragons.

fuck the yomiuri company

Do you know the knockout style of batting by Mitsuru Hanagata.

Why does Hyuma Hosi strip?

you motherfucking shit man.
Am I right?

I love tigers, that is very strong team ,oh yeah thank you

Nobody can talk about anything interesting in this thread.

I don't think any native speakers would come here and talk unless
you guys talk something meaningful.

I dont native speaker
uuuuuu???

Please cum inside me.

ok
good?good?
oh yeaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my oh my...................

fuck together

I got through yesterday.

bastard

OH GOD MY PENIS JUST EXPLODED!!
I THINK THAT'S BECAUSE I JACKED OFF TOO MUCH YESTERDAY!!

>>440 commits a crime, gets caught and sent to prison, but think it is unfair for he's an asshole.

what a hell is goin on here?
Are you guys nuts?DUDE?
you guys funny,aren't you.
Let's talk about something cool.

Funny,huh...

My friend said in our private school that "I really want to became negative speaker!".
Everybody ???

>>451
I think he needs to study English grammar seriously.

what the hell are you talking about?

You are hateful boy!!
How dare you!

you really like to drop full of shit down on it even your english is poor?

YEAH! FULL OF SHIT!
TOO MUCH OF NOTHING!

I came here for the first time. I am surprised at the fact that
everybody here apparently likes using kind of slang. I found this
thread won't help me with improving English.
Take care!

>>457
ダメな奴は何をやってもダメ

I am getting sick of hearing Japanese people saying "Fine. Thank you and you?"

I wanna ask those people if they are always "FINE"?

Whats up dude.
You have problem people always being 'FINE'?

<Redmond> oops ... hi DaddyJJ .... had stepped away for few mins
<DaddyJJ> not a problem, just wanted to say hi
<stacy> hello
<Redmond> glad to see you too
<DaddyJJ> hi stacy
<Redmond> hello stacy
<stacy> hi daddyjj,redmond
<DaddyJJ> you may have noticed a death of people here tonight
Redmond?
<DaddyJJ> dearth not death LOL
<Redmond> actually only logged in about 20 mins ago ... reckoned I'd
left it too late
<DaddyJJ> no -- it's been like this for hours and hours
<Redmond> I'm over in Stanford this week
<DaddyJJ> cool

<Redmond> very ... my first visit ... impressive
<DaddyJJ> so i hear, never saw it myself
<Redmond> where are you from stacy?>
<stacy> seems like this's a site for old regulars..?
<DaddyJJ> not entirely, but a lot of us know each other
<stacy> not a site for newbies to get to know a possible dom
masters/mistresses?
<Redmond> LOL ... sorry .... doesn't have to be that way ;-)
<stacy> im from pennsylvania, usa redmond
<Redmond> au contraire ... tell us more
<DaddyJJ> and, stacy, that was in a way, very perceptive. most of our
old regulars, Redmond, are otherwise engaged this weekend
<stacy> cool, i guess it's necessary for people to stay here long enough
then..
<DaddyJJ> where in PA, stacy? we have a good friend in pittsburgh
<Redmond> nice ... I'm from Ireland but spend a lot of time in the scene
in DC

<stacy> to be able to have more than a "hi" or "how are u" convo..
<Redmond> ohh ... what's the weekend event JJ?
<Redmond> LOL ... yes ... lots more on occasion!!!
<stacy> that's comforting to know, daddyjj..
<DaddyJJ> marie and sherri are at sherri's place in indiana; ally is with
her "couple"
<stacy> pittsburgh..nice old city for steel and high heel cultures...
<DaddyJJ> and, as for me, my fenja is on a 10 day vacation with no
computer access
<Redmond> oh I see ... first meeting for marie/sherri?
<DaddyJJ> yep :)
<Redmond> oh to be a fly on that wall!
> hey did anyone of you two get a number from stacy?
<DaddyJJ> yes indeed. and from what i heard about the alyssa/sherri
tryst -------- wow
> sorry to interrupt your conversation
<DaddyJJ> we seem to have lost poor stacy
<Redmond> oh really? ... I've been out of touch
<DaddyJJ> no problem, jon; what's up?
> ok thanks Daddy she pvted me all of sudden and left and number and
just flew away
<Redmond> so alyssa and sherri met? cool!
> take care u guys bye

age = bump
sage = debump
itteyosi = STFU
cyuubou = noob

maybe~

In my opinion, you should say "fine,"or "good" when somebody asks if how you are even if you feel bad.
"How are you?" "Fine." These are just greetings, so you don't have to let somebody feel sick.

Hello. Nice to meet you!

I hear someone say "Nice meeting you."
Are there any differences between "nice to meet you" and "nice meeting you"?
Can you say "nice meeting you" instead of "good bye"?

god morning!!
how are you today?

fine thank you, and you?

Is "How do you do" a dead sentence?

>>470
I don't think so.

>>470
I hear it sometimes in the US.
But, you usually use "How are you?" or "How are you doing".

In short, "how are you" can be used when you meet someone for the first time instead of the greeting "how do you do".
Is that right?

i think its ok, but its no matter!
sage,sage!

what's up fuckin guys?

yeah i'm fuckin... my penis diameter is 2.3 .
how about you?

>>476
your cock size is 2.3? it's pitty to hear that your cock is so small.

WHY CAN'T YOU TALK IN ENGLISH WITHOUT BAD WORDS??!

bad words r very important words in talking only english thread

>>478
Is "cock" a bad word?

>>480
donno but it's no acceptable in public place, I thin'

THE COCK WILL DO YOU GOOD IF YOU ARE A MAN OR A WOMAN

u donno howta chance capital into small?

IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD----♪
DON'T YA THINK?

you all dickheads better off dead on my cock.
S.O.D.

His caps lock key is broken I guess.

How many kintamas do you have ?

Honmani? Suggoiwa anta!!

There are no more barriers to cross.
All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil,
all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed.
My pain in constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone.
In fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others.
I want no one to escape.
But even after admitting this there is no catharsis.
My punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of my self. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling.

This confession has meant nothing.

Wer nicht arbeiten will,der soll nicht essen!

Get off, you ARBEITHOLIC German, I'm a fucking epicurean!

I wonder if there's anyone around at this time of the day.
Anyway, it's 2am here in London.

I envy 492... I like London but I can't visit there this year.
God bless every 3rd grade tyuubou!

Recentry there are a lot of croquettes chirping out there.

fucken morning ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
shit fucker !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Hi.
my name is 496.
I am single. my hobby is a snowboard.

Composition tells itself if it is written by Japanese on not.

>497
Really? Let's hear it for 497. You play with matches, you
get burned. It is as bad as eating her pussy out.
　

me so hot.
suckee suckee.

Ｏｕ！Ｅｉｇｏ　ｗａｋａｒｉｍａｓｅｎｎ．

go away

suck my kiss♪

On the tundra outside the Alaskan village of Taktuk,
Wayne meets Lucy, a young inuit woman who is picking berries.

Lucy: You're the graduate student, aren't you?
Wayne: Yes. I guess everyone konws everyone else here.
Lucy: I guess so. Are you reaserching something?
Wayne: No, I was hoping to do some hiking. The tundra looks so
nice and flat. But the actually a series of little mounds.
Lucy: We call them tussocks.
Wayne: They're spongy, too. I feel like I'm walking on a sofa.
It would be easy to twist an ankle here.

Question: Was Wayne doing some research on the tundra?

>>503
What a stupid question

>>504
Hey,DQN!
Kick your bitch little ass!

>>505
dame na yatsu ha nani wo yatte mo dame.

>>506
You,too.

>>507
omae dake.

You all prostrate me！Me is a Machida resident！Me is a Tokyo citizen! Machida is Tokyo！Machida is Tokyo！
Machida is Tokyo！Machida is Tokyo！
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣∨￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　 　　 /＼ ／＼　　／Tokyoate＼/../
　　　　 　　 　 /　／＼　 ＼（　・∀・）./
　　　　　　 　（）)ノ__　○二○二⌒/../
　　　　　　 ／ ／||(二ニ) （＿＿_/../　几l
　　　γ ⌒ ／|�V||彡Ｖミ/⌒＿ノ二二ノl0
　　　l|　(◎).|l　|((||（(ﾟ )/⌒/||三三三・） ||　　(´⌒(´
＿＿ ゝ_＿ノ　 　　￣（_＿_）￣　　ゝ＿_ノ≡≡≡(´⌒;;;≡≡≡
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣(´⌒(´⌒;;

>>to 3　　　　U r Saitama Citizen. How get u proud it in Hiragana hah?
>>to 4　　　　U r Osakan. With the highest criminal rate. Most shame in Japan!
>>to 5　　　　U r from Chikuhou. With the highest ratio 'f house economy aid! Burden of Japan!
>>to 6　　　　U r from Ashoro. Muneo's power is gone hehe!

　　 ∧＿∧　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　（　ﾅ∀ｳ）＜>>to 7-1000　Now I'm getting fevered in Machida109. Me is Machida's Tokyo citizen!
　　（　　　　） 　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　｜ ｜　|
　　（_＿）＿）

このフラッシュほのぼのしてていい!!
http://members.tripod.co.jp/muremure/utada.swf

こういうのは和むね(*´ー｀)

うわー、やられたｗ

>>510
omore-yo
saiko-

はい、これで今夜トイレ行きたくなっても我慢しちゃうもんねー

>>510
shit

???
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??? ?? ?? ????
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? ?? ?? ? ??
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? ???? ???? ? ?? ?
? ?? ?? ? ?? ?
? ?? ?? ?? ? ?? ?
????? ???? ? ?? ?
????? ? ?? ? ???? ? ?? ?
? ?? ?? ?? ?? ? ?? ?
? ???? ?
?? ???? ?
? ? ? ?

ヘイ、ヨウメン、リッスンメン。イングリッシュ　イズ　グレイト　メン！
ヨウ、ドンチュウアンダースタン　メン？
アイ　エイント　ガット　シット　メン！！　
ラーン　モア　イングリッシュ　メン､　
イッル　ビー　ベリーバリュアブル　メン！！
ユウ　ノ　ワ　イ　ム　セーン　ライ？

Why doen't anyone point out 1's mistake? Are you guys insane?
He said he talked "to" English! It must be "in."

dose he play sex every day?

>>518
No, no... "English" is a person!
It's *you* that's making an embarassing mistake!
Ha ha ha!

>>518
pu

//俺と同じこと考えてる人ﾊｹｰﾝ

I'm Japanese. So, I'm good at English.

fuckfuckfuckfuck

hey!!
good morning!!
how are you today?
me?
im good!!
thx
bye!!

522
意味和漢根ー

Hey,Yellow monkey!
You should used tools of stone, foever, like the Jomon period.

>>526
OK

Hey, old Neanderthal man!
You can't understand how sophisticated our stone tools are.

>>528
You're very very funny man.
So your dad is monkey man, right?
You can walk from Aomori prefecture to Kagoshima prefecture with no shoes.

My dad is a Yayoi man, and mom is a Jomon. I was born near
Fukushima, where my dad and his troops were conquering.

I don't know the word "shoes". What's that?

>>530
Like waragi.
Well, have you had waragi?

I've heard about waragi(ji?). It's a kinda footwear, isn't it?
Some sickly-pale-faced nerds wear such things. I am strong
enough to be bare-footed.

Your barefoot is like a steel.
Nowdays we have become to be a chiken.
You are so strong and tough guys.
I respect you, I wonder if I were you.

Sorry !
>>533
a chiken →　chicken

Looks like you guys are all dumb, you know.

>>535
I don't know stupid guy like you.

what's lol?

Sorry, I don't know this word "lol".
Plese tell me which of what means.

Lol is the word that some people sometimes use.
But I can't get what they mean.

lol means laugh out loud.

>>540
Thanks a lot, But I konw it. （lol

hi!every1!
and,No.538
it means laugh!!!

if u can, let me join!

>>540
>>541 is a joke. Don't you rage.

u should study SLANG

>>544
I made you a stupid fellow.
I'm so sorry, so don't you so rage. (lol

I took lunch with a Chinese noodle shop.

I ate a fragrant Japanese mashroom, last night.

>>536
FUCK OFF,WOULD YA?
>>546
SO,WHAT?

Chinese as N01.

no545
i'm not rage!don't care!
oh!and my English isn't well.....

btw...why do u use "lol" many times?

Why do you use "lol" many times.
Many times reason is that lol ≒ 藁.
Do you understand it?

Do you think if japan was a country of a white persons,
atomic bombs could have been dropped on hiroshima and nagasaki?

>>552
I don't think so.
American will have seen that Jap are yellow monkey and experiment mouse.

I can't help laughing on seeing that white persons are going all out to help beached whales
as if they were obsessed by something.

omae ra more no ochinpo namero
urasuji made teinei ni

put it into English please

おれたちはとんでもない思い違いをしていたようだ。これを見てみろ。
まず「ダメな上にピンチ」略して「ダメピン」をローマ字で表記する。
damepin
これを逆にし、
nipemad
ロスチャイルド(Rothschild)から一文字借り、
nipemado
日本語に直し、
にぺまど
今日が8月9日と言う事を考え、末尾に「ノストラダムス」を加える。
にぺまどノストラダムス
そして最後に意味不明な文字「にぺまど」
これはノイズと考えられるので削除し残りの文字を取り出す。
するとできあがる言葉は・・・・・・『ノストラダムス』。
「ダメな上にピンチ」とはノストラダムスを表す言葉だったのだ！！

Can I join in ?
Now , I turn on airconditioner,
but I fear my electricity bill would go highsky .

Then you must be poor mustn't you?
I don't have to worry about that as my parents pay for the bill.

信じられないほど変な英語ばかりだ。。。

>>560
doui

英語で話せやｺﾞﾙｱ

this is such a terrible internet.

The rules of this sred is that you have to speak English.

ルールや倫理観で2chが出来ますかっての
ひゃはあああああああああああああああ

ここはひどいインターネットですね

>>565,566
You like a kids should't do it.

>>567
中途半端な英語しか喋れないくせに（藁

a kids　ってのもブラックなノリなんですかね？

so what? it doesn't matter. are you saying that poor english
speakers shouldn't speak up?

You,too. Your English is bad and foolish. (L

i know, and i don't care. the more i write, the more my english
could be improved. tell me how bad and foolish. how would you
re-write my sentences?

>>572
I know, and I don't care. the more I write, the more my english
could be improved. Tell me how bad and foolish. How would you
like to rewrite my sentences?

>>572
I know, and I don't care. The more I write, the more my english
could be improved. Tell me how bad and foolish. How would you
like to rewrite my sentences?

thanks. but the last sentence is a bit different from what i
wanted to say. what i meant is;
'how would you rewrite my sentences, if you were me?'

>>560
You seem to be proud of your English.
So why don't you show off your good English skills?(lol

>>576
Yuu should forgive him.
Because he is a dull boy.

>>562

　　 ∧＿∧　　／￣￣￣￣￣
　　（　´∀｀）＜　You, too.
　　（　　　　） 　＼＿＿＿＿＿
　　｜ ｜　|
　　（_＿）＿）

Hey,guys,ignore those fools and let's talk about something more interesting.

Here is another joke that pokes fun at George W., poor guy:
President George W. Bush proclaimed, "The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."

>>576
別に下手な英語でウザイカキコしてる奴を発見しても
自分が英語出来なきゃいけないなんて事は無いと思わ
れ（藁

>>579
not funny.

>>580
I don't think you should write good English
just because you find one annoying us with his
poor English.

>>582
you think i'm some kinda a computer nerd?
worng.
i just wanna make bullshit out of you.

このスレにはカスしか巣くってないんですか？

>>583
hey, I just translated 580

translated 584
do only a bunch of trash huddle here?

>>585
haven't ya already traied that one on your own desperately
then you're now begging me to ask for it, right?

well, 582 is the first message I wrote in this topic.

I don't think you are nerd at all
but you are a sort of person who is obsessed with it

save energy and use resource more effectively geez

>>589

because i have always believed the 2 channeler like you
insists of degenereted stupid net heroes and fanatic patriots
with some sorry collections. great manifesto, huh?

anyways, sorry to get it messed up like this.
i'm gonna get off, but i'll let my program download some files.

begging me to ask? well fine, just unfamiliar
sentensel.

>592
君の場合、どんな英語見てもそうでしょ。ｗ

alright see you.
by any chance, are you one from the country that
some 2 channellers (well, like me if you insist)
abuse badly here? Don't worry, they are stupid.
(I am not saying I am wise) they don't even
know what sound diplomatic attitude educated
people should show.

perhaps yeah>592

>>595
自作自演ｶｺｲｲ！

it would be nice if you write your comment in English
because writing in Japanese here makes look you
incapable and incompetent. sorry for that.

>>592
is that it?
everything seems alright.

thanks, but it's not.>>596

>>597
それはお前がだろ？ｗ
しかもお前の場合生き恥晒してるしな。
いいじゃん、お前も俺も互いに言ってる
事理解してるんだし。ｗ

well, fine, if you insist.
you are man you need to show
you are superior all the time.
I am female I don't care,
you are right you are right so satisfied?

>>601
お前が氏んでくれたら、そうなるかな？ｗ

って言うか、その前にお前、日本人じゃないでしょ？ｗ

see you don't understand me>602

I am sheer Japanese>603

今までのは全部僕の中の別人格の仕業です。
ごめんなさい。

I see you are aggressive and offensive and
you are quite proud of being so.
boys, be ambitous (obsolete)

and now shamed of having pretended so. gosh

>>604

the only way you could make me satisfied is "make your day"
って言ってるんだけど？ちゃんと理解してるでしょ？ｗ

let the other people change the topic
sorry for our bickering like this
seeya

>>607
fuck you fuck what you believe fuck what you stand for. w

When I was young , I 'd listen to the radio
waiting for my favorite song .

don't get it yet

i used to watch 28 hours of television a week and then siad that
i don't read because i don't have time.

every sha-la-la-la every wo-wo

quite classic

i pick my nose and then flick my boogers at other cars while
stopped at a stop light.

another uneducated savage

>>613
Is 28 hours interesting program ?

>>617
don't belittle yourself like that.

being obnoxious is the way to go on 2ch.
but there is only few being impressively
and charmingly obnoxious and fun to hate
these days. I am for ID system

>>618
i don't like study. that's it.

every sing a ring a ring
that they are starting to sing
so fine.

you're centainly good at talking tall

>>620
i do understand what you're talking about, but it took me
much longer to figure out.

i am 5'11'' high.

>>624
oh, please do not dwell on it.
it's nothing. It's absolutely a 2ch message.

ここはひおいインターネットですね

I am 5. never mind.

>>627
such a horrific site I have ever seen

>>626
now i start thinking that you're really a good person.

Is anybody here , who loves to listen to music ?

That's a big leap.

i love tokiko katoh.

Do you know TLC ?

sorry i have to go
workworkwork enjoy (sort of) everyone.

>>633
I don't know tokiko katoh.
Please let me know what she does.

Mike Biby , who belonged to Kings ,will leave for aother team.
I like him very much .

eigo wakara nai kedo roumaji nara waka ru yo

>>638
Why don't you practice writing Englsh ?

I have recently been reading some japanese novel
which is written by shiba ryotarou.

How long do you usually study Engish ?

part time lover

I will be down soon.Today is very hot.
What's Suck!!!!

>>643
Drinking some cool water makes you in good shape.

I'm in dire straits because...

I am trying to decide which type of men can trust the most or least.
This is my idea

English Teacher - Trust Least (low education, no skills, only speak English)
Tourist/Marine - Low trust (only here short time)
Banker/Lawyer - Low trust (too much money)
Salary Man - Medium trust
Student - Medium trust
Doctor - High trust

Is this correct?

I missed watching MECHAIKE three weeks in a row.
How about you ?
If you watched the program , please let me know
the contents.

>>646

You know we can't classify men by their profession when it comes to trust.
What counts most is their personality.
That's my opinion.
Don't be ridiculous, please wise up.

>>646
Doctors couldn't always be trusted , I think , because of malpractice.

i would like to have something to drink with you.

>>650
Which do you want to drink , beer or water ?

All doctors are trustworthy? It's mere myth.
My relatives are all doctors and
their perspective of the world is
unbearably and shockingly narrow.
Some are of course great persons.
but I would say most of them think of
money more than helping people.
Sundays, they avoid picking up the phone,
why? they don't want to work on holidays.
go out and see real people.

I guessed that was very good observation.

>>646
Do you trust persons who teaches histry or something ?

teach

>>654
Why do you ask ?
Are you an English teacher?

>>651
i 'd like some coffie.

>>656
No , i'm not.
what made you think English teachers have no skill
is not the reason you can't trust them ,I think.
So why do you relate job with trust ?

>>657
I drank cafe ore .

cafe au lait
it's French.

>>660
Sorry...

simple people like generalize and categorize everything.
otherwise too complicate to understand.

>>661
no, no, i am sorry for picking such a tiny thing.

hahahaha...let's imagine an university student, medicine,
engineering, whatever, who is an english teacher...
so what do you say about this!, what if i say,
latin girls are so easy, asian girls had nothing in their
bodies, european guys are they all addicted to sex, come on!
i think you need "to live" and to experiment a little bit more,
by the way , how old are you my friend?

お前ら漏れのおちんぽしゃぶれ。
ウラスジまで丁寧に。

How about japanese teachers ? >>664
They only know japanese ?

Well, get real. Judging people by their occupasion does not make
sense at all. Unfortunately we have seen so many bad examples of unprofessional
doctors, but they do not stand for all doctors. Bad doctors may make good news,
but good doctors hardly make news in the real world. There are so many doctors
out there simply trying to save lives everyday, not just for money, but simply
out of professionalism. They do not pick up the phone on Sunday, because they
also need some rest just as we all do.

it's nothing with "trust" issue.
but in my personal opinion, it will be okay to have
an only-english speaking person as a partner
if you two can communicate well. but if you want to spend
all your life with someboday.
sometimes the language matters. ah, maybe not.

Are you seeing an only-English-speaking person ?

Why do birds suddenly appear
everyday you're near
just like me
they long to be close to you .

no really
but I used to have a good friend.
at Japanese parties, he felt a bit out of place.
and at english-speaking gatherings
i felt a bit out of place.
if you and your friend enjoy both, there will be
no problem.

on the day you were born

Akiyama Saneyuki plays great role in some war .
He is one of the best strategists in japanese histry.
Without him , japan would be beaten by ロシア.

the angels got together .

played

would have been beaten

GOOD NIGHT!!
ALL.

TELL YOU WHAT, YOU GUYS ARE
ALL NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who are you?

I wanna lick Rie's vagina.
Rie is a recepitionist in an English school named Howdy.

you probably thought that i was a computer nerd?
wrong, i was navy seals.

>>689
You must be crazy! You are a fucking jerk!

>>682
mirai kakikomi?
are you crazy?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Hey,I'm Japanese!
Not corean!
OK?

u must be Korean

テーハミング♪ダダッダ ダッダ

>>680
You are very honest.

>>684 Y O U A R E C H O N , I S N ' T I T ?

Tee hee I like Money!
Oh like Pepsi rules and stuff,
so like Pepsi is the only the thing I drink y'all!

goood night zzz.........

Rie Inoue

http://maycorp.hoops.ne.jp/inoue.html

What do you think of her?
Do you think she is cute?

>691

She or He ?
I think he is cute.

・阪神大震災の第一報見出しが「天罰だ！」だったというあの国
・天皇陛下に包丁を送りつけたヤツのいるあの国
・娘のお見合いの時、母娘揃って整形受けるのが当たり前という奇天烈な風習を持ったあの国
・レイプ犯罪率世界３位、殺人事件が日本の3倍、暴力事件に至っては日本の100倍以上起きるというあの国
・レイプ殺人・織原城二の祖国であるあの国
・中田英寿は在日三世と紙面に堂々と載せて、あとで中田側からクレームがついて、噂で書きましたと言い訳した新聞のある国
・もしかして教科書問題について先生から聞かれると「日本を攻め滅ぼしてやればいい」と答える学生のいる国
・しかもそれを諌める先生が、「日本に攻め込めば、ウリナラ(我々＝韓国人）にも被害が出てしまうでしょ？」と、自国の被害の事しか頭に無 い、あの国
・剣道の話題が載るときは必ず「剣道は日本の侍のイメージがあるが 実際にはわが国こそが剣道の起源である」という一文が入る、あの国
・自国のコインを10倍の値打ちにして日本で不法使用する、あの国
・日本人が事故にあうと、警察がロクに相手にしてくれない、あの国
・「日本のしたことの中には良い事もあった」と言う主張のHPを作った人が告訴される、あの国。
・日王(天皇）賛美のHPを作った高校生がイキナリ逮捕される、あの国
・アイドル歌手が盗撮されて、その写真がネット上でばら撒かれると言う事件の起きたあの国
・チャットをしていると「日本はアジアの嫌われ者！」と叫びまくる女性がおり、「それなら韓国の友好国をあげて見て」と言うと、中々挙げること が出来ず何とかごまかそうとする。
そこで、更に追求してみた所、つぶやくように「・・・日本」としか言えなかったという、あの国。
・世界の祭典ワールドカップで、全世界への放送を使い他国の誹謗中傷を行う、あの国。
・世界の祭典ワールドカップで、韓国がでていない試合にも関わらずテーハミング（大韓民国）コールをする、あの国。

>>693
お前、粘着朝鮮人よりも粘着だよな。
ノービザ反対だから、その粘着力を
駆使して国会で通らない様に頑張っ
てくれ。

>>693

あえて板違いとは言わないけど・・・

・・・必死だな（藁

hey guys here are some good quotes of the day.

1) An ending with misery is better than misery w/o ending.
2) A:what are other ways to increse my immunity?
B:proper diet, regular excercise, and a really good attorney

Excusez-moi. Monsieur.
Je veux aller au Tokyo.

>>697

French go home!

>>694-695
fool?

yo=all never gonna speak english!
incruding me

and that's what i think,also that's what you all know!!!

It's raining.

It was raining fiercely last night in my area ,so
My area flooded a little with firce rain.

(´-`).｡ｏＯ（I am a bit worreid about whethe my English is correct or not

>>702
>It was raining fiercely last night in my area ,so
>My area flooded a little with firce rain.

It was raining dogs and cats last night and I was out in it.
Passed by a river; it was going so strong I was a bit scared.

>（I am a bit worreid about whethe my English is correct or not

Who cares?

Stopped the rain has.

批判なんかじゃないからね。
ほんのちょっとの手直しで、結構いける英語になるよ。

It rained fiercely last night in my area, too.
My area became flooded a little by the fierce rain.

please modify my sentence sorry
×（I am a bit worreid about whethe my English is correct or not
　○（I am a bit worreid about whether my English is correct or not
↑trivial　spell miss
>>703 ,704
thanks alot .
Both of you are kind
and , it was so good that I write in this thread without hesitation

＞７０６
You are welcome.
And stop apologizing. You are not doing anything bad.

Oh, that rain was so good!

It's been so hot today I was beginning to worry my PC might blow up.

So the rain cooled the air, huh?
Where I live, it feels hotter when it rains.

hi how are you doing?
i just come here to ask you guys what you would do
if you were too bored with no money.

what can I do today... no one for fucking play...

Probably watch TV and sleep.
Why don't you just stick around, and help
those Japanese students practice their English.

>>709

You live in Okinawa or something?

>712
No, but I've been there.
Where I'm at right now, the ground gets so hot
that rain turns into hot moisture, it seems like.

I'd better go jog before it gets too dark and wolves come out.

>>699
don't push so hard on it.
i know what's on your mind, just go fly to some other nest.

After rain comes sunshine.

No, after rain comes weeds, lots and lots of them.

>>all
おまえらあほか。英語日記でも書いてれ

we are all dame fool sometimes,'=
incruding you 718

>>718
禿同

man! i'm fucking boring!
actually i have to do my homework but i just can't face it.
you know what i mean.
i wish we have summer vacation for 3 months like the US

718-720
jisakujien kakkowarui

>>721

Yes, you are, to be brutally honest.

Being a university student,
I'm off around the year(lol)

bonsoir !

I don't know what the deal is, but pickings are getting real slim these days.

Maybe they are too busy finishing their homework
for the summer.

>>727
Get the hell out of here!

They are, serious.

The 2channerer all ram it down!!
Bom! Bom!.
No, you wanna alive, now? so beg your knees for me and god.

Nice try, but you are not making any sense.

Two for Seamaster

Never did my summer homework till the last week of August.

I found some new arrivals here.

http://www.engrish.com/recentdiscoveries.html

You give me a BAD NAME〜！
Common, nice girls to me.

LOVE BAZZ
can you feel my love bazz

Is insanity a desease?
Or is it merely a slight deviation from the norm?

It's definitely a disease. It's contageous and many 2-channelers are inflicted with it.

>>738
My opinion is a bit different from yours .
I think insanity is a kind of mental disorder , is,nt it ?

I was bored to death when I posted >738, so don't
take it too seriously. However, I think insanity is
considered a mental illness in many societies today.
Besides, digestive disorder is an illness, so why
couldn't mental disorder be an illness/disease, too?

hello,
my English is poor, i'm sorry
don't think badly of it

i'm real high school student.
those who are in here take major in English?

>741
No, I won't.
Would you like to chat for a while?

>742
You should say:
I'm a real high school student.
Anybody here majoring in English?

>>743
it is too difficult for me.

>>744
thanks.
it beccame study for me.

you are university student?

>745
You just write. If there is any mistake, I'll let you know.
OK?

>>747
thank you for your consideration.

>746 Are you a university student?

No. I was a student long time ago.

>741
You are welcome.

>741
Are you planning to major in English in college?

>>750
thanks.
i hardly write in English.
English studying necessary for a long time?

I wanna lick Rie's vagina!
Rie is a Howdy receptionist.

>>751
i don't know yet.
i'm diffident.

>752 Yes,it takes long time to become good at it.

>754 Too bad that you have to decide your major when
you apply to a university in Japan. In the U.S., you
don't have to decide until the second or even third
year.

>>755
i'm interested in abroad studying.
selecting path in life is very difficult.
now i'm only studying.

>756
Well, don't study just English. Language is a communication
tool. If you knowledge base is limited and cannot formulate
ideas, you will have nothing to communicate no matter how
many English words you know.

>>757
i understand very well.
i'm interested in international work too, and
want to improve my English.

(757のやり直し）
Well, don't just study English.
You use a language to communicate.
If you only know English, you don't have anything to communicate.

>758
You can subscribe to free online news digests from CNN.
It's sent to your computer everyday.
The news digest explains major events in two to three
sentences each. If you want to read more, you can read full
articles for free, too.
You can subscribe by going to:
http://www.cnn.com

Make sure you get your parents' approval before you sign up.

i going to do effort here.

>758 I take back what I said in >760.
You don't have to subscribe to anything.
You can just go to the cnn.com site, and pick what you want to read.

I desire little girls who say to me ゛I want to be your bride".
If you have them and OK,please give me one of them.

I am making some noodles.

Is anybody here?

It rained hard yesterday.
I studied Kanji , checking some 400 word spelling and reading
200 words .
I'm not gonna take an exam , but I think I'll try.

I'm building English vocabulary.

The internet is the largest of all computer networks.
No one owns it but anyone can use it.

>>766
then i give you my knowledge.HAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa

I am the mother of >>1.
When my son stood such a thread this time, the son made and did
serious trouble to you. I apologize deeply. When the son was young,
he lost the father, and he became the shocking and bashful child.
Therefore, it was hard on the son in the elementary school or the
junior high school. A son did not have even a friend, not to mention
a sweetheart, until it became this year, and I was very much worried.
It seems that the son has become somewhat bright since the site
"2ch" was known.
"In today, a foolish fellow is -- with a certain board."
A son talks very happily at the time of supper. Please greet you and
a son warmly. It is a child good in fact.
Thank you for your consideration.

>770
Go back to the practicing composition thread.
You are not ready for this one yet.

書き込みテスト

I wonder whether many people who don't always use English
but can use English to some extent write in this thread,
or the few number of people who can use English like
their mother tongues do that...

what are you (in this sled) listening to?
I know this should be in the 'what are you listening to?' thread
or the new 'MUSIC' thread though.

Just the humming sound coming out of my PC.

Anyone? I have a topic.
what are you listening to?
waht do you want to make a recommendation?
Don't say this should be in the 'hougaku' or the 'yoogaku'
thread.

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am afraid to say that I am >>1’s mother.
I apologize deeply for my fucking son started such a shitty thread. He started such a
serious trouble for you.

When that son of the bitch was young, he lost his stinking father. As a result he became an asshole as you see right now.
Without his stinking, fucking father, it was hard for him to stay in the elementary school and the
junior high school, even with anti-psychotic medications.

That son of a bitch did not even have a friend, not to mention
a cunty girlfriend. But the situation has somewhat improved in this year.

It seems that that dick has become somewhat cheerful since he have found the website
”Mom, when I was surfing at the 2ch…”
"A couple minutes ago, a foolish fellow said such and such…at so-and-so message board."
He talks very happily at the supper. Please treat my beast-like
son warmly. “It” is a good wild animal in fact.
Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,
********

Hello everyone.

I am happy to say I'm a mother of 777. My daughter used to be
a gentle, nice, innocent girl until she met 2ch.
That did promote her withdrawal from the world and shutting
herself away in her own room. You! You are to blame for that!
Motherfucker!
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. What I am drving at is that
you could have part of responsibilities that my daughter became
a prostitute.
My child used to be a very nice girl! Now she is always talking
about her son!
It's about time she got up. Oh,dear!
I must hide myself, otherwise she will kill me. Throio889---odf
Don't do taht! Heldiu! Gid!

http://s1p.net/xcv123

　携帯対応

男性より女性の書き込み多し
女性性65％男性35％割合です
穴場的サイトです。
幼い中高生直アポ直電
OL〜熟女迄の出会い
　聞ける穴場サイトです
　

>>779
English, please.

Will you please make a comment in English in the following thread?
Please say a few words to the poor and selfish Azabu students.
http://rokkumi.virtualave.net/NEW/cgi-bin/ahh/mibbs.cgi?mode=point&fol=nandemo&tn=0035

>>781
It is to poor and selfish too express my sentiment about it
why ask us about it ?

Correction

This topic is too poor and you are too selfish to express my idea.
Why are you asking us about it?

イギリス英語のようです。翻訳おねがいします。。。。。

My name is Roman Drits, aka cd-r0m.

I would like to be feautured on your station with a song "electric sun".
It is a very danceable tune with some influences of, i think, techno.

Here is one review:

"Well if you havn't heard 'cd-rOm' then your missing out on a big future talent. At 15 years old he has accomplished what
many artists have striven to achieve in as many years. His passion for music has
helped him develop a finely tuned ear and creates great
sounding dance tunes. His natural ability to compose well
structured songs is something many should envy and this artist is well worth
checking out. My personal recommendation is "Electric Sun"
which is a very cool bit of hard dance with many hard house
and techno elements being fused together to create
a top sounding composition. Bearing in mind his experience
I give this piece a big 9/10**** keep um coming....'Low/LoMo' :O) www.mp3.com/lomo"

Url for that song is: http://artists.mp3s.com/artist_song/2632/2632871.html

I hope you like it.

Thank you for your time,
Best Regards, Roman Drits.
----
mailto:[email protected]
www.mp3.com/cdjuk/

____________________________________________________________

Book Your Band!

Register for Band Booker now!
http://click.mp3.com/c/n_000000000/t_dyiX/u_www/artist/bandbooker.html

Hello.

I'm always at home, monday to sunday.
because I am hikikomori which means a person who always stays at corner
of his room.
I'm proud of it.
bye!!

>>hello

I wish I lived that way of >>785
2ch and English is the time when I feel fullfilled
considering that , how miserable my life is・・・・・・・・・

It's raining elephants and hippos

>>786
I think you are also in the way of >>785 in fact.
How miserable your life is....HeHeHeHeHe

You seem to be having a shitty life yourself >>788

↑
like yours

In short, that is what manko is.

つーか、in the way of means 邪魔してる（藁

Get away, stupid.

BAAAAAAANG
(⌒⌒⌒)
　｜｜

／￣￣￣￣￣＼
|　・　Ｕ　　　　　　|
| |ι　　　　 　　　|つ
Ｕ｜｜ ￣￣ ｜｜
　　￣　　　　　￣
I finally explodes!

I finally fuck you.

I gotta go to bed. Good night

did you guys even notice that you totally suck in writing english?
your grammar sucks. seriously.
if you guys are thinking that youre awsome in english, youre absolutely
WRONG. you know who im talking about. piss off, 'k??

but yours is the worst around here.

please teach me how to use the winmx.
i want to get a lot of beautiful pictures.

800!

i got 800!

>>800 congraturation!

>>800
shit! come on. i will fuck you. thanks.

>>799
TELL me how to use WinMX. "Tell, not TEACH"
I wanna get a lot of nice pics.

なでぶ

ってどういう意味？

>>804
Tell me how to use WinMX. "Tell, not TELL"
I want to be arrested.

>>805
What do you mean by "Nadebu"?

What does Nadebu mean ?

>>798

thats impossible because i made no errors. haha dumbo.
well, the sentence youve wrote up theres quite nice...but you still
dunno how to use slangs huh?

バギナ
のスペル教えて

VAGINA

You must be a hikikomori.

Why should I use slangs huh?

>>805 It's a variation of the "Hide-boo"-sound. You can hear it when a bad guy in Hokutono-Ken explodes

I ate rice with raw eggs on top.
It was good.

I am making onigiri with umeboshi in the middle.

Hi how are you.

I'm sleepy now. but I'll be vigorous in a few hours.

I ate onigiri made of unchi.

is this thread about what u guys r eating everyday?

you knou?

Life sucks. Well, I will just read some books and take a nap.

kiss me please!!

I'm getting tired of watching TV, and I'm now very hungry,
so I'm going to eat out!

me　too.

Shut, shut, shut, shut shut shut shut up.
I cannot take this crap anymore.

bleed! bitch! bleed!
bleed! bitch! bleed!
bleed! bitch! bleed!
bleed! bitch! bleed!
bleed! bitch! bleed!
bleed! bitch! bleed!
bleed! bitch! bleed!
bleed! bitch! bleed!

みなさん律儀なことこのうえなしですね。
尊敬しますよ。

頑張れ！！
「英語でしかはなし」てないかどうかはべつにしてね...
つかいみ通じ合ってるかどうかははなはだ疑問ですが...

>>827
quite agree.lol

I like you
I need you
I want to your vagina

F I want to your vagina
T I want your vagina

PI>BS>>>>>>>>>>>TOYO>>YOOHAMA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MI

The HONDA F1 is　no.1　

senna prost

Nakajima--------------------------------------------!

rika isikawa?

The bearded seal has moved to Tsurumigawa.

wazuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!?

I wanna lick Rie's vagina.
She is a receptionist in Howdy, an English school in Shibuya.

I vunna leeck Reee's fegeena. She-a is a recepshuneest in Hoody, un Ingleesh schuul in Sheebooya.

Tsurumigawa is very dirty, I hear.

Tsurumigora is right dirty, right, I 'ear

Learn English?
"Howdy" is the best in Japan.
http://www.howdyhowdy.com/

I got back from work late, tonight.

Debeso

I shitted.

Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old
Self-appointed judges judge
More than they have sold

If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought
A down payment on another
One at Salem's lot

Serve the servants, oh no
That legendary divorce is such a bore

As my bones grew they did hurt
They hurt really bad
I tried hard to have a father
But instead I had a dad

I just want you to know that I
Don't hate you anymore
There is nothing I could say
That I haven't thought before

Serve the servants, oh no
That legendary divorce is such a bore

↑NIRVANA Lyrics

Another bornin day. Shit.

Another boring day.

english boy
peniss ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

This was a pen,wasn't it?

No.1) Kill →>>1->>999
No.2)Delete→>>1->>999

I don't understand almost English very well.
There are a lot of DQN in "2channel".
Me,too.

Today, A got a little bit better day.

http://www.ld.net/?yoko
英語読める人ならこのビジネスがお勧め。バイトより金になるｙｏ
登録料はもちろん完全無料。
電話とかサーバーとかのサービスを宣伝する（日本人にやってもＯＫ）仕事。
毎月の支払いの一部が支払われるからどんどん増えるわけ。
部下をつくってそいつらの仕事ぶりから報酬も来る。ここのサイト読めさえ
すれば英語それ以外だめでも大丈夫。ページ開いて右側のAffiliate Wanted
のところでsign up　して下され。なにしろ完全無料だよん
http://www.ld.net/?yoko

..................

I've been depressed for over a month now.
What do you guys do when you are very very sad and don't feel like
doing anything?

Drop graffiti all over this board.

>>856
I would sing a song.

The dragon was born from flame
The dragon was born from hell

He did nothing but destroy all around him
He always changed everything into ashes with his burning body

The man whose daughter was killed
She was burned out by the dragon's flame

When he saw his daughter burned and laid
He couldn't believe the sight before him

The man pledged to defeat that evil dragon
Because he thought they was about to be ruined

The man in shining armor found the dragon
acting violently at a house
He rushed into the house, grasping the sword of water
When he saw the dragon's eyes,He shouted.

"You devil! You try to rob us of everything!
Our dreams,hopes,and lives!
What do you want to do?
To conquer our place? To make your own asylum?
What did you kill the people for?
I never forgive you. I came to defeat you!"

The dragon craned and tried to attack him,roaring
Then the man pointed his sword at the dragon
The man tried to stab in the dragon's throat
The dragon tried to hurt him with its burning fang and claw

The man could stick his sword in the throat with his body burning
The dragon felt great pain at cold
He was filled of joy and relief and smiled
But he felt down there burned

When the dragon was about to vanish,The dragon said
"Brave warrior,It is wonderful to fight against me at the risk of your life,
But remember this,
I am one of human being's sin.
If somebody commits the great sin,I will revive in somewhere.
Therefore,as long as you live, a house in somewhere is burning with my anger..."

>>859
Some grammatical errors, but a nice piece of writing!!

Im depressed too...gee, i'm stuck between a chasm.

Hey >>1, please forget such a trivial thing and listen to me.

Sometime before, I went to Starbucks. You know it?
But there was too crowded and I couldn't take a seat.
I was wondering, and I found they had 20% off promotion.
.....How stupid, how idiot.
Why you donkeys came to Starbucks for such a little money.
20%. For such a little 20%.
I also found a stupid family came Starbucks all together.
Family of all 4 spending time together in Starbucks? Simple guys.
I could hear their father said, "OK, I'll order 'Coffee of the Day'!"
It's enough. I cannot endure anymore.
You guys, I will pay 20% for you, so you have to spare your seats for me.
Starbucks must be in more bloody mood.
Fight can be started with the guys sitting around same table,
"kill or be killed", we love this kind of atmosphere.
Stay home, babies.
Then finally I could find seat, but I heard someone ordering, "Espresso Macchiato".
It made me go mad again.
Hey dude, you thought "Espresso Macchiato" is cool order?
How could you say "Espresso Macchiato" with your stupid proud face?
I want to ask you whether you really want it.
I want to keep pressing you for answer.
I want to ask for nearly one hour, "You just wanted to say, 'Espresso Macchiato', didn't you?"
For the enthusiast of Starbucks like me, the latest cool order is "Mocha Frappuccino".
"Mocha Frappuccino, Tall, Double", this is conversantly order.
With order "Double", one extra shot will be added.
And order "Tall", it's supreme.
But if you order it, you have to accept to own risk to be observed by Starbucks from the time you did it.
I cannot recommend amateurs to try it.
Anyway, I mean, "CaffeMocha" is suitable for you newbies.

---
i really love this sentence.

test

トリップすごいだろ！！

長瀬になっとる

重複スレ

英語でしか話しちゃいけないスレ
http://academy.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1025858874/l50

Chatter in English
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age

Oh, here is the real thread.
I'll raise!

>>862
How did you do that?

fuckin USA

>>869
I think so.

.....fuckin Jap.

what do you want?

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
What are you doing?

I want you

>>874
realy?
I'm very happy
I love you

hi
my suck ○○○

Crezy..............................crezy!

Do you know　there are women with beard　?

Yeah, your mother and sister.

Give some lolita picture.
Give some lolita picture.
Give some lolita picture.

Me too !

Hurry! Hurry!

the broad,curving viewpanes of the staff conference room, high in the restored remnant of the Imperial Palace, looked out toward the oldest and busiest of the three spaceports serving Imperial City.

-from Nirvana's "Smells like teen spirits"-
A denial
a denial
a denial
a denial
a denial
a denial
a denial
a denial

I have a slight toothache.

a dental
a dental
a dental
a dental
a dental
a dental
a dental
a dental

>>856 If I were you, I would goto a counselor or psychiatrist. Really.
That worked for me.

つまんねえよ。はやくやめろよ

tumanneeyo.hayakuyameroyo.

I had my hair cut today at neighborhood hair salon.
I feel so refreshed.

If you have the money to get your hair cut professionally,
eat something better than Cup Noodle.

Iam
pussy
cat!!

What's new pussycat?

would someone teach me how to study English.

>>893
(1) Read a Japanese newspaper first and then an English paper.
(2) Watch TV dramas. Don't analyse, just try to understand what's going on.
(3) Write 2-3 paragraph essays or short stories.

And try to talk with native speakers.
I think 894s 2nd way is nice idea.

why r u guys so stupid?

I don't know why, but I think you are the most stupid in the 2channnel.

You guys, get a life.

>>897
u r the one buddy.
u r the biggest fuckin' ass hole in all over the world !

dont speak English.learn French.

>>899
u r the biggest fuckin' ass hole in through out the whole world !

My gosh,
My boss is talking over the phone with his customer for such a
long time, and it bugs me so much.

He is supposed to be a sales person but stays in the office
all day. What the fuck is he doing all day sitting right in
front of his computer doing whatever he wants to do.

>>902
hey u better check him out
he might be jacking off right there!

>>901
say something else idiot!

Keep the kindness in your mind, or this place might be some
kind of winter.

hey guys!
practice safe sex!

>>903
He is such a chicken.
He cannot say anything to his boss but always give the smallest
''advice'' to me.
I hate it when he starts talking. It's just endless.

>>1-907

（・∀・）ニヤニヤ

hi!
when i was growing up, ``you've gotta be number one in
everything'' was what my dad kept telling me.
Whenever i came home after losing a fight,
Dad would be furious with me.

it's probably because of this upbringing that i do
hate losing more anybody.

>>906
I'm a virgin boy.

＞909

最後の文章はどういう意味？

i wanna say to everybody here on this thread,

SO WHAT?

>910 is a cherry boy. 童貞

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ok
do you like rope? or gan? or knife?

Hey Peeps! wazzup?

1000!!

oh shit!!

please listen to me

I must study English

It is because it goes to America after one month

I want to make a friend in America

age?

what the age?

I recommend you to have a friend,instead of 'make'.

Well, I REALLY have to go to bed. Good night.

I want to understand more and say more, I'm studying English
very hard. I want to use English to make friend all over the world.
anyway, I had a great time during my stay in London,
but There is only one problem, my trip finished too quickly!
well, that's about all I think, Thank you very much.

English is very difficult.
I have studyed English for eleven years.
But I haven't speak English.

>>929
stop studying then, don't waste your time anymore
you have no sence of speaking English.
I mean you are stupid,just like 小泉純一郎

>>929
×　I haven't speak English
○　I haven't spoken English

But this is not what you meant, you must say "But I still cannot speak English" or "But my speaking is not good at all".

Good job

I gotta car accident so I went to court.
Yeah I am guilty.I just got bail,,,,suck,,
And I have to pay $5fuckin00.I can not pay my bills!
actually that kind papers always piss me off dude!
And I got accustomed papers today too....
watch out you guy when you drive or ride.
This is not a warning. This is just a lesson

Does anyone speak english?

次のスレは建てる？建てない？

It's so hard to tell such a silly thing in mother tongue.
I wanna die.
Well,I'm a college student without firends and work.
For this one and half years,I kept seeking my life work,or hobby,
But nothing appeared.
I just have to believe that I have some kind of power,I know.
But I can't.So,I keep doing nothing.
Nothing,nothing,nothing

do not waste our oxigen

Suck ozone instead of us :)

make new one ASAP!

Eigo ha muzukashii ne!

soudesune

en haut

WHY DO YOU USE‘WANNA’‘GONNA’‘GOTTA’‘GIMME’
IN WRRITTEN ENGLISH?
YOU CAN NOT USE SUCH ABBREVIATION WORDS IN WRITTEN EXPRESSION.
I GUESS YOU DO SO TO ASSUME A NATIVESPEAKER,
YET STILL IT EXPOSES TO ME THAT YOU ARE LACKING IN GRAMMATICAL KNOWLEDGE.

Mr.>>935
No!!
Please don't speak Japanese!!
Please speak English



I'm "TYUBO" (laugh)

I CANNOT KEEP STRAIGHT FACE AT THOSE WHO USE THE EXPRESSION
ON WHICH I WROTE A WHILE AGO.
DO NOT MAKE IT COOL!

Miss.945 HaHa...

If you're complaining about "correct format of English writing" or "grammatical knowledge",
I think writing in all capitals letters are more "incorrect" and "kiti" than using "wanna", "gonna", "gotta", "gimme" etc.

I want to have sex.
Please Have sex with me.
Are you OK?
I will wait for good reply

AI CAN'TO SUPEEKU ENNGURISHU. （　´∀｀）

MR.947.
YOU'D BETTER CORRECT‘capitals letters'INTO‘capital letters '
AND ALSO‘are’INTO‘is’，IN THAT BE-VERB MODIFIES‘writing’IN YOUR SENTENCE.
KEEP YOUR CHIN UP!

It's almosy 1000.
Why not come here next?
http://academy.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1032157726/

I made it, but I was severely scolded.
Just look at the 82th.

Raah!
God said "Killem ALL!"
Tech's back is to the WALL!
Fightin fo my life
an I'mma bust back til they FALL!

　I　got up at nine o'clock in the morning.
　After I was resdy to go out, I went to the shop of cloths to
fix botom of my trouser.
　AND I visit to bookstore . BUT I did not buy a book.
　And I go to my school . After I went home , I slept.
　I shoud go school tomorrow.
　I am nervous. Help me!!!!

I　got up at nine o'clock in the morning.
After I got ready to go out,I went to the ○○shop to have the botom of my trouser fixed.
Then I visited the bookstore.But I didn't buy anything.
After that I went to school. When I got home,I slept.
I should go to school tomorrow again.
I am nervous. Help me.


I tried to make your english more clear.
Though I am what is called a CHUBO so you shouldn't trust me.
If this was a NETA I will....

It's for up.

Make　up！

suck my ass!!

Ok, that does it!!
You suck my tiny little balls, which are biologically called "Testicles"
Such a S.O.B

Just for your information, isn't it really rare to say "suck my ass"?
It's usually "kiss my ass" or "suck my dick" no?

>>959
Ok, If you are Japanese and stay only in Japan and hang out with other Japanese
yeah right, it never happens you to hear "Suck My Ass",
but those who live in U.S do hear those words from TV,Cartoon, and etc...

Are you guys gonna get the 1000th? Come on!

(　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>960
Just cause it is used in the States and I wasn't aware of it
doesn't make me the one living "only in Japan".
As you might know, there are many other countries and continents existing on this planet
other than the States and Japan.

>>963
What a hell are you taking it so serious for?
Easy, easy- man.
You asked, if it is rare to say "Suck My Ass" and
I said, no it's not in U.S. That's it.
You don't need to bring up planet issues or whatever.
I'm not being sarcastic to you, OK?

>>964
You are the most conceited bastard I've ever met.
You made a fool of 963 at 960 didn't you?
And again at 964.
You'd better feel sorry, right?

1>
An obvious grammar mistake. Should be "Let's talk in English."

>>966
gaisyutu

>>965
thank u for ur great words. I appreciate that.
Where did you get those words?
text book?

>>958
I like S.O.D very much!!
fuckin cryizy music

>>966
fuckin shit

it's coming. 1000 is coming.
Yes- 30 more. I can't wait to get 1000.

Let's start 1000-getting game!!!

I want to get 1000.

Me,too!!!1000 is designed to come close to me!!!

If you get 1000 , I will deify you !!

Is it OK to get 1000 ?

I'm going to be God!!!!

That's all? Only 179 dead in 40 days? Jeeez, at that rate, it's
going to take centuries to get rid of the stinking towelhead
muslim shit-filth sand niggers. C'mon Israel, use some tactical
nuclear weapons and rid the world of that islamic dogshit scum.

Say what, sand nigger islam scum filth? Deny the US access to your
air space to attack Osama bin Laden, the murderer? Doubt it, if I
were Dictator For A Day? I'd fix the World's Problems. You subhuman
filth would all be gone from this Earth.

I've been saying for years that all towelhead scum are filth and
here's proof: the sand niggers in Yemen have erased a critical part
of the videotape of the USS Cole bombing, because they don't want
the US getting the stinking muslim shit who did the deed. They're
not cooperating with the FBI and US investigative teams. They're
stalling, as the stinking islamic idiot Saudi slime did in '96 after
the Khobar Tower bombing which killed 19 Marines. Nuke 'em all, I
say.

Only 5 towel-head, shit-scum, filth-fucker islamic shit-filth
muslim garbage killed in 1 week? Ri-fucking-dic-u-lous! 50,000
lowlife muslim towel-head-brain-dead islam shitfilth scumfucker
slime need to die weekly.

My tempreature is rising.
Aha, ahya, ihihihihiiiiii !!!!

>>979

Simmer down Sir!

Count down last 19!!

１０００ゲット

i wish i could get 1000!

>ALL


Would you please join the following thread set up prior to this thread?


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Your kind cooperation would be greatly appreciated.

>>984
shut the hell up

>>984
shut the fuck up

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もう書けないので、新しいスレッドを立ててくださいです。。。