☆モーニング娘。の写真集を用いての自慰行為を行ったが、絶頂を迎えた瞬間開いたのはつんく氏のインタビューを記したページであった。 ★When I fucked myself with a photo collection of the Morning-Musume, the moment I came I opened the page of the interview on Mr.Tsunku.
☆友人の妻は私の子供を身ごもった。私の妻は友人の子供を身ごもった。それなので私たちは生まれたお互いの子供をトレードした。 ★A friend's wife conceived my child. My wife conceived a friend's child. Since it was it, we traded each other born child.
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↑ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\ I stoped looking in a mirror at the age of 13. │ ( 人____) I dispaired of love at the age of 14. │ |ミ/ ー■-■-) I dicided to live in illusion world at the age of 16. │ (6 (_ _) ) I didn't she-dog because │ __| ノ 3 ノ I hate to say sour grapes. │ (__/\_____ノ My pet phrase is "I can't do it absolutely" 165cm/ ( )) ))) I met a brothel at the age of 18. │ []___.| | 2000 ete ヽ I took note of ordinaly women who don't deal with me were less than turd. │ |[] .|_|_garcons_ ) However it is tacky, sour grapes and jealously saying that,、 │ \_(__)三三三[□]三) I didn't say it. │ /(_)\:::::::::::::::::::::::| But laughed supremely by saying that │ |BEAMS|:::::::::/:::::::/ "Ordinaly women are less than turd!" │ (_____);;;;;/;;;;;;;/ ↓ (___[)_[) I laughed supremely.
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atheist[えいてぃすと] [名]無神論者
★イブとクリスマスは、任意ラジオを聴きながらPCの前に座って、 掲示板で何かを読んだり書いたり、それに笑ったり怒ったりして、 いつものように過ごすよ。だって俺ら無神論者じゃん。 ☆It's my habit on Christmas and Eve to spend a whole day facing my PC, listening the radio program named "Ninni Rajio", reading and writeng something like a chat on the board in the Internet while grining or angering, casually. That is because I am a fanatical atheist.
☆そのサークルには、太った人の群れが押し寄せ続けた。 ★Fat man's mob crowds and crowds that circle. ☆コミケの会場では、盗撮に注意しなさい。 ★Be careful about peeping in Comic-Market hall. ☆創作は売れないが、ヘタレなエロよりは売れるだろう。 ★The original comics do not sell very much. But they sell more than the terrible erotica.
☆仮面浪人のために大学5年生やってます、なんて理屈は通用しませんよ。 ★The reason that you are on the register for 5 years to the university in order to go into a better one besides is not accepted.
☆彼はいつも「親が死んだら自殺するよ。」と高をくくっているが、実際そんな 勇気ないことは彼自身よくわかっている。 ★However he always says that he will commit suicide when his parents will die, he knows that he dosen't have the courage which performs it.
>>202 I'll tell you a story that really let you lose your drive. It's a TRUE story. Somewhere in the Southeast Asia, a girl of elementary school age was prostituting herself because of poverty. There a Lolita-conscious Japanese man came for prostitution, and bought her. So far is good (in fact it's bad enough), but he left an adult toy in her vagina after the sexual intercourse. (it seems like his hobby.) As she wasn't able to take it out of her vagina, she left it and did sexual intercourses with some other men. Then, a few days after, the battery in the toy had a leak, and she was killed by the leaked liquid... You lost your drive, didn't you?
Well, what I want to say is, that I wish someone translate this story into English, because I'm poor at it.
☆ビデオの予約時間を間違えたことに気付いたオタクは、ただ呆然とするしかなかった。 ★The maniac who has noticed having mistaken the reservation time of video merely could not but make it aghast.
>>253おk ☆そのアニメは、OPと第一話すばらしい出来だったが 後半、ヤシガニとなった ★Although the animation was the wonderful result the first talk, it was set to OP with YASHIGANI in the second half. http://www.excite.co.jp/world/text/ここで変換できるぜ
☆その写真の少年は20年後にコミケでふたなり同人誌を買い漁ってる事など知らず輝く笑顔を見せている。 ★The boy of the photograph shows smiling faces which shine not knowing, such as hunting for the epicene coterie magazine by KOMIKE, 20 years after.
☆「あの人痴漢です!」 「俺はやってない!」 「ちょっと駅員室まで来てもらおうか。」 ★「That man is a molester!」 「I am not doing!」 「I will have you come to a station employee room just for a moment.」
It was able to be laughed at the Great Hanshin Earthquake! Had only I counted for every 1000 dead persons? (Means! 2000 dead person breakthrough! Break through 3000 of the next. So I wished.) But only 6000 persons are dead after all. it is not the degree which makes noise at all. It was able to be laughed at the Great Hanshin Earthquake truly. Knowing it by news, I struck and laughed at the hand. While I was in the earthquake disaster, I was eating the mandarin orange at home, thinking "these are foolish" purposely I thought that it would carry out to Kobe and I would carry out commemoration photography. But it is needed also in the person who got some profits, thanks to the Great Hanshin Earthquake, and I think that it would be good as a result. Although the governor and the mayor were reluctant to relief request of the Self-Defense Forces surely, probably they wanted to make it destroyed totally as it is, since there are many villages through which it does not pass. Although there are seemingly those who live in the makeshift house even now, it is stingy! Our tax is used. It gets angry! By the way, how had those men excreted immediately after the earthquake disaster? Did they shit outdoor? It is very dirty... make it which as the image from a helicopter was just hot spring town, it was a magnificent view It was pleasant evening.
妹特製のケーキを食べようとするとゴキブリのものらしき触覚が動いていた When it was going to eat the cake specially made in a younger sister, the tactile sense appropriate for the thing of a cockroach was moving.
>>308 ×When getting up in the morning, the cobweb was made into the ear. ・朝起きてる最中に、くもの巣が耳に作り込まれた。 ○When I got up in the morning, a cobweb had been made in my ear. (英語ではI, my等の主語がたいていの場合は不可欠。)
>>309 ×I ate a cockroach in the Miso soup. ・味噌汁の中でゴキブリを食べた。 ○There was a cockroach in the miso soup. (そもそも ate (食べた)という言葉が原文に無い。)
>>310 ×When it was going to eat the cake specially made in a younger sister, the tactile sense appropriate for the thing of a cockroach was moving. ・あれが特別に妹の中でできたケーキを食べようとしたら、ゴキブリの何かに適合した触感が動いていた。 ○When I was about to eat a cake specially made by a/my younger sister, there was something like a cockroach antenna moving. (英語の方がなにやら怪しい感じだが、まずは「触角」と「触覚」を間違えないようにする。)
>>311 △The condom was found in a younger sister's room. ・あのコンドームがある妹の部屋で見つかった。 ○A condom was found in the/my younger sister's room. (コンドームのようにある個体を特定しないようなものは、A で示す。 不特定の誰かの妹か、複数の妹が居る場合は a younger sister's roomだけど 一人だったり妹の部屋と言えばどの部屋かわかる場合は The を使う。)
>>312 △My friends will was to hide his erotic coterie magazins. ○My friend's will was to hide his erotic coterie magazines. (単にmagazinesスペルを間違って、所有を示す 's の所にはアポストロフィーを忘れている。)
通りすがりでこれだけやりました。 主語が欠落してる場合は、皆 I と、自分を指すようにしました。 要望あったらもっとやりますが、ウザかったら消えます。
☆豚肉を生で食べると、皮下から寄生虫が湧いて出ることがある。 ★ When pork is eaten in the flesh, a parasite may spring and come from hypodermically. ☆朝、目が覚めたら口の中からゴキブリが出て来た。 ★When the eye awoke in the morning, the cockroach came out out of the mouth. ☆食べ物が無かったので、爪に溜まったゴミを食べた。 ★Since there was no food, the garbage collected on the nail was eaten. http://ime.st/www.hp.infoseek.co.jp/h/y/o/hyouka2c/cgi-bin/misc/images/djn_n362.jpg ☆いたずら好きの息子にいたずらした。 ★A trick was played on the son of a mischief lover. ☆OFF会に行ったら、女性である私以外全員キモヲタだった http://ime.st/www.hp.infoseek.co.jp/h/y/o/hyouka2c/cgi-bin/misc/images/djn_n365.jpg ☆オナニーしていたら尿道から小さな虫が出てきた。 ★When carrying out masturbation, the small insect came from the urethra. ☆アンパンマン ★un-pan(bread)-man パンじゃない男 ☆私が童貞である事を、女性二人に罵倒された ★I was abused that I am a virginity by two women. ☆私の彼女は、落ち込むといつもすぐに手首を切る。 ★Whenever my girl friend is depressed, she soon cuts a wrist. ☆ついに母親にもバレンタインデーチョコを貰えなくなった。 ★It became impossible for me to get the St Valentine's chocolate also from a mother at last. ☆飲んだジュースに、ゴキブリが二、三匹入っていた。 http://ime.st/www.hp.infoseek.co.jp/h/y/o/hyouka2c/cgi-bin/misc/images/djn_n369.jpg
☆恋人とキスをしたら、ニラくさかった。 ※注釈 男×男 ☆漏まいらの会話に萎え〜…(|||´д`) ★It withers in your conversation. ☆お前らの話に萎え〜 ★My dick down!! my dick down!! mayday!!mayday!! my dick going down!!!!!!!!! ☆モーニング娘。の写真集を用いての自慰行為を行ったが、絶頂を迎えた瞬間開いたのはつんく氏のインタビューを記したページであった。 ★When I fucked myself with a photo collection of the Morning-Musume, the moment I came I opened the page of the interview on Mr.Tsunku. ☆友人の妻は私の子供を身ごもった。私の妻は友人の子供を身ごもった。それなので私たちは生まれたお互いの子供をトレードした。 ★A friend's wife conceived my child. My wife conceived a friend's child. Since it was it, we traded each other born child. ☆円楽は私に臀部を見せつけました ☆上手いけどつまらない絵だ。この絵柄を面白いっていうのはガキだけだな。 ★It is a petty picture although it goes well. Only a brat says that this pattern is interesting. ☆私は35歳にしていまだにセックスをしたことがない。 ★I make it 35 years old and have not yet had a sex. ☆私は内視鏡を使用し、貴様の肛門を隅々まで調べ尽くしました ★I used an endoscope and did the anus of the noble style for corner by the examination.
☆今日も学校で誰にも話しかけられなかったよ…、ま、でもそれは珍しい事でもないし… ★I was also spoken to by nobody in school today. But it is not a new thing. ☆ぬるぽ ★The program threw a NullPointerException. ☆スレの空気を読め ★Read the air in the thread. ★Feel the mood in the thread. ☆ネットで知り合った彼女が実は男だった ☆妄想のなかで生きる ★It lives in illusion. ☆カエレ ★go home! go home! ☆私は今日萎え単を買いました。 ★I bought NAETAN today. ★イブとクリスマスは、任意ラジオを聴きながらPCの前に座って、 掲示板で何かを読んだり書いたり、それに笑ったり怒ったりして、 いつものように過ごすよ。だって俺ら無神論者じゃん。 ☆It's my habit on Christmas and Eve to spend a whole day facing my PC, listening the radio program named "Ninni Rajio", reading and writeng something like a chat on the board in the Internet while grining or angering, casually. That is because I am a fanatical atheist.
>>100-150その二 ☆エロタン星人のSEX作品は最高ですね! ☆あなたは恋人未満だけでなく友達未満 ★You are not only under a sweetheart but also under a friend. ☆エロタン星人のSEX作品は最高ですね! ★EROTANSEIJIN'S SEX ARTS ARE FUCIN' C@@L!!! A++++++++++! KICK ASS!! ☆砂場には猫の糞尿が含まれています ☆彼の特技はイオナズンだ ☆包茎手術で手術ミスが起こった ☆そのサークルには、太った人の群れが押し寄せ続けた ☆コミケの会場では、盗撮に注意しなさい ☆創作は売れないが、ヘタレなエロよりは売れるだろう ☆色を塗る前の絵の方がずっと良く見える。 ★The direction of the picture before coloring looks good all the time. ☆なんか期待してたほど美味しくない。 ★It is not so delicious as it expected something. ☆俺の学力は濱口並だ。 ★My academic ability is the same level as Hamaguchi. (そこは「Hamaguche」にすべき。) ☆私はペスだった。 ★I was pesu. ☆私は平和を願っている ★Peeese I am peeese oh my god . ☆どうせ俺は一生童貞さ…。 ★I'm sure I'll be a virgin throughout my life...
>>43 ★I drunk juice with few cockroachs. >>140 ★His prefessional skill is ionazun. ★Playpit tend to contain cat's pee and faeces. >>356 ★Today, Three girls told me how they feel. Of cource...in the game.