Ｃｈａｔ　ｉｎ　Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ！

Let's chat in English to train our ability of English!


・If you don't understand what one said, don't hasitate to say "I don't understand".
・Don't be afraid to make mistakes. We can grow up through many mistakes!
・ＤＯ　ＮＯＴ ＵＳＥ ＪＡＰＡＮＥＳＥ ＨＥＲＥ .

Let's start!!

きめえｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

規制すな

>>2>>3
I'm so boring now.
Why don't you chat in English?

How old are you?
I'm 22 years old, a university student.
I don't have any plan for New year's day.
How about you?
Do you have any plan?

>>3
What board do you usually watch?

(なにこのえいごでしゃべらないと)

>>6
Oh, you watch that program.
Do you study English?

Where do you live ?　（あなたは、どこに住んでいるの？）
Do you like English?　（あなたは、英語が好きですか？）

スペル間違ってたらスマンｗ

>>8
Oh, thank you for joining!
I live in Yamaguchi.
And, I like English from when I was a junior high school student.
How about you?
You like English?

I'd better write the translation, too?(訳つけた方がいい？)

>>9
Yes, I am.
I can do English conversation, but it is hard to write it.
I use text translation of Yahoo.
Thank you.

上手く翻訳出来てなかったらスイマセン
ではでは・・・・・

>>11

>ではでは・・・・・
Oh, you have to go now?
It's so sorry...

You're good at English conversation?
Have you ever lived in abroad or something?
So mysterious...

Thank you for the conversation.

Maybe I should write "somehow" instead of "something".
Sorry.

Hi,>>1.
What do I have to call you?
I don't speak English well.
If English is wrong, I'm sorry.

Hi, >>14
Oh, you speak English so well.

I did't consider what to be called...
Umm...
Call me "rice" after the kanji of my family name.

By the way, how old are you?
I'm a 22 years old university student.

It came from VIP. (^ω^)
Here is depopulation. orz

>>16
Yeah, top of depopulation!!
So I wanna cheer up this board!!
Please help me.

You're rice?
It's very funny name.
My age?
My age is a secret.
Year,that's a top secret.

>>18
Your age is a top secret?
You're like a agent of secret service.
You must be KITASHIBA KEN !!

Oh,thank you for an early answer.
Kitashiba Ken?
He is a very famous commentator.
I'm not so famous and not am great.

Do you think he's great??
He's greatly suspicious, I think.

Well, have a good dinner and sleep!

My English is very poor. But,my unko is very nice.

Unko isn't english. That is shit.

No thank you KISEI.

I'm going to take a piss.

>>22
What point do you think your UNKO is nice?
Length? Color? Smell?
Make sure I'm not shit fetish. Oh yes, I'm not.

>>1-1000
Fuck!

>>27
Fuck ME!! Oh, fuck MEEEEEE!!!!







I'm kidding.　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Maybe.

Did you have a good pissing?

To encourage someone, we say "Cheer up".
By slang, instead of "Cheer up", we can say
"Keep your pecker up".
Then, if someone say to me like that,
I wonder what part of my body should I cheer up...

If you don't understand this story,
check the meaning of "pecker".

from "Asking for perry"

Oh, please open the country.. please open the country!!
oh not bad.. not those which decrease..
perry is sad,very sad. open the country. Sincerity please show.
Oh..what! umm.. what the fuck! ...Oh no Chonmage!!
What is this? weapon? What? That!? There is some meaning!?
It has been about to express what with that!? you.
anger? sad? happy? Joy and anger grief and happiness?
Hum.. The opening of a country is good. If it may open to the world.
...Oh, Without hit? So, person who is sitting on edge, yes.you.
what do you think? You are Royalism sect? Expulsion of foreigners sect?
.....It talks and....Silence from a little while ago?..may your talk!!!!
Disregard? Disregard? Externals in which you do so and I am disregarded
ok,I will it will watch it with cervine.
oh yellow.. Aah Lie Lie! But japanise people isn't yellow. oh, isn't yellow.



Please continue your favors toward someone following.

nurupo

Guts ISHIMATSU.

>>32
You must not to use Japanese language.

>>33
O.K. farm!!

today is o-misoka IN JAPAN

Tomorrow is a day in new year.

Why are you doing for?
Doing=Using English only　OK?

>>37
As I climb a mountain bacause there's a mountain,
so I write English because here's English!!!
Ha ha ha!!!!!

asshole

あと３時間で１０００を目指すスレ
http://hobby9.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/occult/1167566681/

A happy new year!!
I wish many people will come to live in Siberia.
Siberia is becoming warmer and warmer.
It's not so long to spring!!

>>41
Hi

I don't wish so,
but I hope so.

>>42
What's the difference between wish and hope?

>>43

"WISH" means "I want it will be that, but I dont thik it is possible."

"HOPE" means "I want it will be that,I think it can be possible."


slightly different.
OK?

So, the song "We wish you a merry Christmas" means
"I don't think you won't have a merry Christmas"?

So, the song "We wish you a merry Christmas" means
"I don't think you will have a merry Christmas"?

>>45

Nice view point!!

Maybe that song is too old,so i think that was writen "OLD"english.

"OLD"English is much different from "NOW"English.

So,I think this strange paradox comes from this reason.

>>47
Oh, I see.
It has been a question for long time.
I'm glad it's solved.
Thank you.

>>48

Dont mention it.^^
But It is "MAYBE".

I am a dead man.
R.I.P...

Yosaku cuts trees with shouting "HEY HEY HOOO!! HEY HEY HOOOOO!!!!!".

Cock Sucker

Cock-a-doo-dle-doo!!!

Im very tired.

How about having some quizes?
One suggests the meaning of a word in English,
and others guess what the word is.

I'll try first.

A container with a handle to drink something, usually a china.

Chiken

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======== START AGAIN ========

London Bridge fallin down〜♪

>>56
The answer of >>56 is "cup".

I like Yashiki Takajin very much but his activity can not
watch in Tokyo.

Guess what this is.

A piece of plate glass with silver attached on its back.
You can see yourself if you look it in.

>>62
You have to move to Osaka!

I don't know What ''Tubuyaki siro'' is doing now.

Why don't you come over to Yasukuni shrine on August 15th.

こんなのあったんだ？
Hi! everyone! I am the saddest girl in the world
at this moment! Nice fuc*** meet you!

KONISHIKI is dead.

Really??????

It must be rumour．

BY THE WAY ，Konisiki looks like Akebono．
what become of match whhch Akebono fight with tall man at omisoja．
I couldnd see it

Long time no see.

No more restriction.

Yankee go home!!
God damn!! Son of a bitch!!!!!

>>73
Are you a junior high school student?

>>74
No!! I am a rich man! hahaha!!!

In this morning I've been restricted writing into da my favorit sleds lol

:-)

How come every time you come around,
my London, London bridge
want to go down like
London, London, London
want to go down like
London, London, London
be goin' down like



Think about what "my London bridge" is!!

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test

WTF?

What wonderful tests they are!!!!!

Restriction Again!!
I've come back. lol
As da fuckin' guy did it again, I can't responses. XD

age

No! The word

No! The word "age" is Japanese language.
You must use English only.

up

ОСТаНОВИТеСЬ！

ぱじゃるすた
in English,OK?

This one!
How mach?
Thanx♪
This is very good

This one!
How mach?
Thanx♪

↑This is very good vocabulary.

lo siento

I say die

This is a pen. ←日本語に訳すと、どういう意味？

>>120
Oops!!

> This is a pen. ←○○○○○○○○○○○○○○？
　　　　　　　　　　　~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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　　　　　　　I can't understand this sentence!!!
　　　　　　　　You should use English only!!!!!

商人の「商人の装備品」を更新。
「頭装備」について新頭装備も含めて比較しました。
商人のデータに分類されていますが防具はBS?アルケミには
共通の内容ですのでBS?アルケミがメインの方も是非ご覧ください。
http://www.gameyoou.com/cimg/index.htm

>>121 In Japanese, please.
Or, could you kindly tell me what this means ?

"NullPointerException" was generated.

Ｉ　ａｍ　ａ　ｐｅｎ　！！！

This one is a pen, right?

Raise!

I pen is you shoooot manko
「rameeeeeeee!^^」

tesuto

（つ・_・）つ もふもふして

【速報】24歳無職女性、性器にうどん詰まらせ119番「自分で解決しないと人として負けかなと思った」【大阪】
http://food8.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/jnoodle/1182426960/

武田のかーちゃん最高

>>131
orz

What's goin' on?

I'm wondering too^^ But It's quite fun!
Is anybody online? I feel lonely

>>135
Fuck you!!!!!!!!Son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am big tintin but you very small and hinjaku!
hahaha

a chat is a discussion in english although in french "un chat" is a cat

cat?hahaha!

What's so funny? I'm french^^

>>136
Your head is out of order.

I'm fucking tired to be a human
but my life is still going on/////

Aimes-tu les fromages bleu?

？

sit do shit

I can write Russian very well. but,This is "English only" so I can not write Russian I am sorry.

This thread is great.

イ’?hぇね?hぇｒべえんせえんすっちゃこおｌｓｈれあｄ。

OK, show me the money.

yah, yah, hmmm,

YOU ARE DENIED !

SCIM is good for writing Russian letters 'phonetically'.
It's not run on Windows (ﾟ∀ﾟ) Try Linux, have a lot of fun!

To my friend.
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　.　[|,,,★,,|].　　 I want you to hold out without becoming hatred of my thing.
　　=(・-・ )=　　 Even the person who is assisting in you : because it is.
　　c(,,o【兔】 　 Because it walks not one person but two people.

This is a good thread.
age

Can I afford it ?

YES, WE CAN !

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.[|,,,★,,|] 　 　 　I think. Meal at the sickness is serious.
ミ,,・-・彡　 　 　Living alone it, it is more painful.
cﾐ,,　っ旦~~ 　　I recognized mother's importance again this time.
"'"''"'"'""'"

Take care! >>154

This thread is great and I can't write other thread right now...
I'll enjoy as long as my regulation lasts.

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.[|,,,★,,|] 　 　 　>>155 Thank you. I think so.
ミ,,・-・彡　 　 　Here is heart-warming thread. 　
cﾐ,,　っ旦~~ 　　I want you to be through all eternity indefinitely.
"'"''"'"'""'"

Today is so cold and I'm in blue.
I want something to cheer me up!
And now I'm here 2ch... Oops!
My favorite thread is in confusion.
I am‘AHOU'! orz

I'd like to train my english ability
so, plz speak with me

I have nothing to do now
because I've been locked out of any other board!

i forgot to raise this thread!

i want to fuxk mirai shida

i still wanna have sex with my teacher though i graduated highschool a few days ago

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|★,,|] 　　　　。*☆* 　 Fuse was ignited....
|｀-´)=　。+*.゜　　 　　 It's not stopped　When irritation starts
|っg|画|゜　 　　　　　　 my character heats easily ＆ is cool.
　 　￣　

My fuse blew.
When I snap like that there's no way of stopping me.
You should seriously stay away.
But I do calm down right after that though.
I'm just warning you.
Because I'm kind of Bi-polar.
Just Ignore me if I'm too anal.
I don't meen to offend anyone actually.
It just come out that way.
In the end I'm just immature.

im back ＯＭＡＥＲＡ.i bought some foods for dinner.
TV programs r still suck today.
well…　what should i do…
ok id watch dvd i recorded before.
still it should have long.