ヒッキーが英語を身につけるスレ10

前スレ
http://mamono.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/hikky/1206247332/l50

I am gets on 2res .

drean

What a funny thred it is.

What in the world do people do here everyday?
この国の人達は毎日なにやってるんだろう？

So, you wanted to know what were doing? We're working.
僕らが、何をしているかだっけ？仕事をしているんだ

But wasn't it that people in this country didn't have to work?
でもさ、この国じゃ人間は働かなくていいんじゃなかったの？

That's true, we don't have to.
ああ、その必要はない

So we can have stress.
Have you ever thought about how hard it would be
if only humans did all the work that the machines currently do?
ストレスをもらうためだよ。
機械がやっていることを人間だけでやったら
どれだけ大変か、考えたことあるかい？

For example, spending an entire day recalculating an old accounting book,
or taking inventory of stock that the machines have already confirmed.
たとえば昔の帳簿を１日がかりで計算し直したり、
機械が確認した在庫をもう一度数えたり

It's terrible if our calculations don't match.
There's no way the machines would be wrong,
so we keep redoing it until we get it right.
計算が合わなかったりすると、大変だ。
機械が間違えるわけないから、
合うまで何度もやり直す

We're no match for the speed of the machines
so the documents just keep piling up.
機械の速度には敵わないから、
書類はどんどん増えていく

It's really tough on us. Some people get ulcers,
and some people even kill themselves.
辛くて胃に穴が開く者もいるし、
時々自殺する者もいる

What's the point of doing something like that?
そんなことして何の意味があるのさ？

There is none,
because the machines do a good job of all the actual work.
意味は無い。
本当の仕事は機械が全部うまくやってくれるからね

You may already know this,
but this country has very rich resources.
And the proceeds from those resources come to us automatically.
知ってるかもしれないけど、
この国はとても豊かな資源があって、
その売り上げが自動的に入ってくる

This wealth must be spread fairly among the people,
but, the machines do all the things necessary to help the people.
この富を不公平の無いように分配しなければならないんだ。
ところが、人の役に立つことは全部機械でできてしまう

You're awarded points depending on how hard the job is on you.
仕事の辛さに応じて、ポイントが与えられる

Humans mustn't always have it easy.
If humans go through life everyday without any hardships,
they'll slack off and become lazy.
人間楽だけをしちゃいけないんだ。
毎日ある程度つらい思いをしないと、
だらけてしまって駄目人間になる

We need something in life to keep us from becoming lazy,
and that's work!
人をぐうたらにしない何かが、人生には必要なんだ。
それが仕事だよ

Wow, to think that they keep working that meaningless job...
Those people must be crazy.
やれやれ、無意味な仕事を延々と続けるなんて、
そこの連中は頭がどうかしとるのう

How much longer do you plan on continuing this work?
いつまで、この仕事を続けるつもりですか？

Until someone from the company tells me to stop.
Either that, or until this railroad ends.
会社の誰かにやめろと言われるか、
それともこの線路がなくなるまでじゃな

It's much easier to run on now.
これならずっと走りやすいよ

I've got a bad feeling about this.
何か嫌な予感

They didn't need this track, since it wasn't being used,
so I was ordered to tear it down.
I was very excited about it because it was my first job.
使ってない線路をもういらないから、
とり壊すように命令されての。
初仕事じゃき、はりきってやっとるんよ

Yeah, I've got five younger brothers, you see.
I'm working to keep them fed,
so I can't take any time off.
ああ、わしには弟がどこにもいてな、
あいつらの食い扶持を稼ぐためじゃ、
休んでなんかはおれんて

There's a country where you don't have to work?
That kind of talk makes me green with envy.
If I had been born in a country like that,
I would never work!
仕事をしなくていい国があるなんて、
何ともうらやましい話じゃ。
そんな国に生まれたら、
わしなら絶対仕事なんぞせんぞよ

Excuse me... These tracks are awfully clean
for not having been used for years, aren't they?
あの…レール、長年使ってない割には、
ずいぶん奇麗ですよね

Yeah, it's been like this the whole way.
But it's nice, because it really makes them easier to remove.
ああ、ずっとじゃ。
しかし、おかげで外しやすくてええよ

It's hard to run here.
走りにくい

Well, it's going on fifty years now, I suppose.
I was fifteen when I joined the rail company.
They said they had an old track that they might start using again,
so they told me to come out and repair it.
I haven't heard orders to stop yet, so...
まあ、かれこれ５０年になるかな。
オレが１５の時、鉄道会社に就職したんだ。
そしたら前にあった線路が、ひょっとしたらまた使われるかもしれないから、
直すようにと言われたんだ。
まだやめろと言われてないからな…

Oh, it's really no big deal once you get used to it.
I've got all the materials I need right here, so...
なあに、慣れりゃどうってことないよ。
材料はここに全部あるしな

Well, my mother became ill and couldn't work,
so I had to support the family.
まあね、母親が病気で働けなくなったから、
オレが家族の分稼がないと

I'm sorry, but I can't easily move this guy out of the way.
I apologize, but could you please go around?
悪いが、こいつは簡単にはどかせられないんだ。
旅人さん、すまんが回り込んでくれるかい？

Well, then, I guess it's time to eat.
さて、じゃあメシにするかな

We've looked around for three days,
but we never met a single soul.
３日間見て回ったけど、
結局誰にも出会わなかったね

The man, who was the king until ten years ago, was a total jerk.
Even though crops kept failing and the economy was in crisis,
all he ever did was just play around.
１０年前まで王だった男は最低でね、
不作が続いて財政難になっても
遊びほうけてるような奴だった

We'd had enough of one person in power calling all the shots.
We would listen to every citizen's ideas,
and go with what the majority of the people voted.
We believed that to be the most correct and fair way to run things.
もう一人の権力者が何かを決めるやり方は駄目だ。
国民全員の考えを聞いて、
より多くの人間が賛成する方を採用する。
それがいちばん正しく、公正な方法だと、我々は信じた

The first thing that we decided was what to do with the king.
最初に決めたのは、捕らえた王をどうするかだ

As a result of the voting, with a 98% majority vote,
it was decided that he would be executed.
投票の結果、９８％の賛成多数で
王の死刑が決まった

And so he ended up paying for his sins
in the same way he had treated those who defied him.
彼は自分に逆らう者に対して行った同じ方法で、
その罪を賄うことになった

It takes a lot of time to decide anything when everything is determined by vote.
So, some suggested that we elect a leader,
and give him a certain amount of discretionary power!
Nothing could be more dangerous!
すべてが多数決だと著しく時間がかかる。
誰がリーダーを投票で選び、
そのものに一定の裁量権を与えてはどうかだと！
危険極まりない！

Who would stop the elected guy if he started running wild?!
選ばれた奴が暴走したら誰が止める？！

But the very fact that idiots who can't understand that
are even voting in the first place is dangerous!
だがこんな当然のことも分からない者が、
そもそも投票に参加していること自体が危険だ

Unfortunately, dangerous elements continued to appear even after that.
And then, next, some even began trying to abolish the death penalty system.
残念ながら危険分子はそれからも現れた。
すると今度は、死刑制度を廃止しようとする者まで現れた

Before long, we ran out of room for graves,
so we voted to use the rear garden of the royal palace.
そのうち墓が足りなくなったんで、
多数決で王宮の裏庭を使うように決めたよ

How many executions have taken place so far?
今までに何回、死刑は執行されましたか？

What would you do if I called a vote right now
on whether or not it is legal to return fire on someone who has a persuader pointed at you?
パースウェーダを向けたものに撃ち返しても、罪にならないかどうか、
ここで決めようと言ったら、どうします？

This is weird. This road shouldn't be splitting like this.
おかしいな。この道は１本道のはずだったんだけど

We must have lost sight of the direction we should be going, huh?
進むべき方向を見失っちゃったね

For the time being, lets go check it out.
If we realize we've made a mistake,
we just rctrace our steps.
とりあえず行ってみて、
間違いだとわかれば
引き返せばいい

I see, you never know so we might as well try it.
なるほど、ものは試しだね

It's just as you said. If we might as well try it,
it doesn't matter which way we go.
エルメスの言う通り。ものは試しなら
どっちに行ったっていいじゃないか

But that's no reason to go right!
だからって右に行くことないじゃんかぁ！

this thread is the best one I've ever seen
that makes me feel like studying hard.
thanks for sticking the thread on, >>1.
I'd escape from the situation that I am a Hikky
if I get to deserve to be in the society someday.

I hope I will make it...

いつの間にかサボってたけど>>14の英語うまいな
外国掲示板行くとわかりにくいことが多々あるが、
外人とコミュした方がいいんだろうなやっぱ。
キノの話重いのばっかだな

It's surrounded by forests. People live there humbly in peace.
A wonderful country that every traveler would like to visit. It's supposed to be...
森に囲まれ、人々は平和につつましく暮らす。
旅人の誰もが訪れたくなる素晴らしい国。そのはずなんだけど…

In this country, only first class citizens can live above ground.
The rest either live like rats in underground sewage towns or serve as slaves.
この国では１級市民だけが地上に住める。
あとは地下のドブ街でネズミみたいに暮すか、奴隷として奉仕するかだ

But I'm a traveler. I'm not interested in becoming a citizen of this country.
でも僕は旅人ですから、この国の市民権には興味ありません

Of course, you can refuse to participate.
もちろん参加を拒否することもできるぞ

You end up staying here as a slave for the rest of your life.
Because you're a coward who ran away without a fight.
一生奴隷としてここで暮すんだ。
戦わずして逃げた臆病者としてな

By the way, if you break the rule,
it's the death penalty for you.
ちなみに破ったら
死刑だ

I'm allowed to use any weapons, correct?
武器は何を使ってもいいんですね？

Yeah, as long as you can carry them with you.
ああ、自分が持てるものならな

Apart from that, one who is knocked out loses the game.
それ以外は倒れて動けなくなった方が負けと

In most cases, that means you're dead.
それは大抵、殺されるってことだ

Okay, I think I can manage. I'll participate.
うん、なんとかなりそうだな。参加します

Hey, now, little boy, I wouldn't if I were you. If you become a slave,
at least you'll have your life.
おいおい、やめとけ坊や。奴隷になれば、
命だけは助かるんだぜ

Work that's harder than death will be waiting for you though.
死ぬよりつらい労働が待ってるがな

Besides, do you even have a weapon, Kino-chan?
だいたい武器はあるのか、キノちゃん？

Will this do?
こんなんで、どうです？

This place is totally run down.
見事に荒れ果ててるね

There's no need for you to play along with this crazy kingdom.
You should have shot all the guys back there and left.
こんなイかれた国につき合う必要なんかない。
さっきの連中を全員殺してそのまま出ていけば良かったんだ

Oh, yeah. I could've done that.
そっか、その手があったね

I'm not planning to stay here for long either, Hermes.
In the first fight, I'll beat him up
and surrender before he does.
僕も長居するつもりはないよ、エルメス。
初戦で適当に相手をやっつけて、
相手が降参する前にこっちが降参する

I see. Then you'll be deported right away.
なるほど。それならすぐに国外追放だね

No thanks, it wouldn't be interesting anyway.
どうせ見てもおもしろくないからいい

So, I guess it's a paradise for the people who don't mind dying
as long as they have fun every day.
毎日が楽しけりゃ
いつ死んでもいいって連中なら、楽園なんだろうなぁ

I see some stupid ones like you once in a while.
Those kinds of people usually get killed in the first fight.
たまにいるんだよなぁ、あんたみたいなマヌケなのが。
そういうのは大抵、最初の勝負で殺されちまうな

A couple traveling by wagon wandered in here once.
They were lucky enough to fight each other in the first game.
The wife surrendered and got out.
But the husband got killed in the next game.
一度夫婦で馬車で旅してるってのが迷い込んで、
運良く１回戦でお互い当たってな。
奥さんは降参して助かったが、
旦那が次でぶっ殺されちまったってのがあったな

We'll have the first and second rounds on the first day.
Only four of you will come back here.
１日で１回戦、２回線が行われ、
ここに戻ってこられたのはたったの４名だ

You can't watch each other's games,
but you're allowed to hear how the fights went
from the players who surrendered.
他人の試合を見ることはできないが、
降参した相手から、
試合内容を聞きだすことは許される

Of course, that's only if they're still alive after they surrender.
降参して生き残っていればの話だがな

From here forward, no spectator may complain whatsoever,
even if they are injured or killed by stray bullets during the fights.
So, please fight without reservation.
なお、観戦者は流れ弾などに当たって負傷、あるいは死んだとしても、
一切の文句は言えないことになっているので、
諸君らも心置きなく戦ってくれたまえ

And the winner will not only receive the first class citizenship,
but will also be allowed to add a new rule to this country.
そして優勝者は、１級市民権を得るだけではなく、
何か一つ、この国に新しいルールを足すことができる

Would you get your dirty hand off of me?
その汚い手をどけてくれる？

You better lay off it, scumbag.
やめときなゲス野郎

He's quick. He may be as quick as you.
速いね。キノと同じくらいかも

Nobody asked you out.
キノは誰も誘ってくれないね

It used to be a jail, so please bear with it.
It's still better than the sewage town I live in.
元は牢獄だったところだが、まあ我慢してくんな。
これでもオレのドブ街よりマシなんだぜ

This is even worse.
ここはいっそう酷いね

Even his two children were deported and nobody knows where they are.
There are even rumors that say they were killed.
二人いたお子まで国外に追い出されて行方知れず。
殺されたという噂もあるくらいじゃ

You can see how terrible the country has become now
that there is no one left to rebuke the king.
王をいさめる者のいなくなった国は
ご覧のとおりじゃ

Up against a professional assassin.
Your friend has no chance of winning.
相手はプロの殺し屋だぜ。
あんたの相棒に勝ち目はないな

I have two questions I'd like to ask before the fight.
My first one is, what brought you to this country?
勝負の前に二つ、聞いておきたいことがあります。
一つは、この国に何しに来ましたか？

If you surrender now,
you can leave without getting hurt.
今降参すれば、
無傷でここを出られますよ

I guess I have no choice.
仕方ないですね

It should be quite a shock even through the armor.
装甲の上からでも、相当の衝撃なはずですよ

I was born in my country as a lowly assassin.
I was brought up to be no more than a killing machine.
俺は、ある国で身分の低い暗殺者として生まれた。
そして、ただ人を殺す機械として育った

But even a person like me
can become a first class citizen in this country. At least, that was the plan.
そんな俺でも、
この国なら１級市民になれる…はずだった

I shot the hose hidden in your shoulder.
It would be bad to move the ignition rod now.
肩に隠しているホースを撃ったんです。
今、着火棒を動かさない方が良いですよ

The reason I came here is because
I thought I might find someone stronger than I am.
ワシがここにきたのは、
ワシより強い者が見つかるかもしれんと思ったからだ

So you'll kill me and I'll die.
That's how it should end.
だからワシはあんたに殺されて死ぬ。
それが当然の結末だよ

I hope you will amuse us with an all out effort until the very end.
最後まで全力を出して、我々を楽しませてほしい

I am going to reward you
with a little entertainment for surviving this far.
ここまで勝ち残った褒美に、ちょっとした余興を
見せてやろうというのだ

When the prince could bear it no longer,
he made up his mind to follow his destiny.
我慢の限界に達したとき、
王子は運命に従う決心をしたのです

But stupidly, his wife became afraid
that he might kill their own children.
ところが愚かにも彼の妻は、彼が自分の子供を殺してしまうのではないかと
恐れたのです

You must be thinking of someone else.
人違いでしょう

Yes, I suppose. I used to know a woman who looked very much like you.
Something is wrong with me. You may go.
そうだろうな。いや、よく似た女を知っていた。
どうかしている、行っていいぞ

Either of you will do. Be my wife.
I will let you become a first class citizen without fighting as a special case.
どちらでもいい、俺の妻となれ。
特例として戦わずに１級市民にしてやろう

You must think I have gone mad. You are exactly right.
It is only natural that the country and I should go mad
from continually doing this sort of thing.
お前たち、俺がおかしくなったと思っているな。その通り、
こんなことを続けていたら、
俺もこの国もおかしくなって当然だろう

We will eventually meet our ruin.
やがて破滅するさ

I have a bug of destruction inside me and it always tempts me.
Yes, just as it did when I killed my father.
俺の中には破滅の虫がいて、いつも俺を誘惑する。
そう、父を殺したときにも…

I cannot shake my father's face from my mind.
父の顔が頭から離れない

Die... Die! You can all just die!
しね…しね！みな死んでしまえ！

I guess you didn't accept his proposal, Missy.
You could've avoided death.
お嬢ちゃん、プロポーズ受けなかったのね。
せっかく死なずに済んだのに

What's wrong with a dog talking?
You're cheeky for a motorrad.
犬が喋って何が悪い？
お前モトラドのくせに生意気なだぞ

Beautiful white flowers bloom every year in the forests around this country.
So I want to make the date of my mother's death a national memorial day
and have everyone give their mothers white flowers on that day.
この国の周りの森には、毎年きれいな白い花が咲くって。
だからあたしね、母の死んだ日を国全体の記念日にして、
その日は国民のすべてが自分の母親に白い花を贈る日にしたいって思ったのよ

I doubt a motorrad can show such consideration.
モトラドにはできないだろ、こういう気配りは

Kino, you were going to leave here quickly,
but what made you change your mind?
キノ、最初はこんな国すぐに出て行こうと思ってたのに、
どうして気が変わったんだい？

It was a very wonderful country.
You should visit it too.
とても素晴しい国でしたわ。
キノさんもぜひ訪れるべきよ

I just wanted to find out the meaning of that smile.
僕はただ、あの笑顔の意味を知りたいと思っただけなんだ

If I participate in the fights and learn more about this country,
I may be able to understand it. That's what I thought.
勝負に参加して、この国のことをもっと知れば
分かるかもしれない。そう思った

Then, I guess you wasted the last three days.
じゃあ無駄だったね、この３日間

Not necessarily. At any rate,
I plan to end it with this next match.
そうでもない。いずれにしても、
これで…終わりにするつもりだよ

I thought I'd give you a word of advice
as a fellow persuader wielder.
同じパースウェーダ使いのよしみで
一言、言っておいてやろうと思ってな

Are you going to give us information on the opponent?
相手の情報を教えてくれるの？

I'm afraid I can't do that.
It's the moral code I follow.
悪いが、それはできない。
俺なりの仁義ってやつだ

You will never be able to win.
You better surrender quickly. If you take your time,
he'll get you.
お前さんは絶対に勝てない。
早めに降参しろ。てこずらせると、
殺されるぞ

I was just bored with life and with the world.
I wanted the excitement of life and death.
So I understand how the king feels.
俺はただ退屈してたのさ、人生にもこの世界にもな。
生と死ギリギリの刺激が欲しかったのさ。
だから俺にはあの王様の気持ちがよくわかる

I don't know if the world is beautiful or not, but it sure is big.
世界が美しいかどうかは知らないけど、広いね

I can avoid it the moment you shoot and still beat you.
撃つ瞬間にそれを避けて、君を叩き伏せることも可能だよ

To have all the first class citizens fight to decide a new king.
The last survivor is to become the new king.
It's still chaotic in that country.
新しい王を決めるために国中の１級市民に勝負をしようって、
最後に勝ち残った一人が新しい王だなんてさ。
今もあの国じゃ大騒ぎしてるよ

Anyone who flees will lose citizenship.
If you harm slaves or underground citizens,
you will also be disqualified. This is the new rule.
逃げ出したものは市民権はく奪。
奴隷や地下市民に危害を加えた場合も
失格とする。これが新しいルールだ

Thanks to you, I've got nothing to do after this.
おかげで、暇ができてしまった

The crown wouldn't suit me.
王冠は、似合わないさ

You know what, Kino?
That sassy dog can speak.
ねぇキノ知ってる？
あの生意気な犬、言葉が喋れるんだよ

You won't trick me like that, Hermes.
If you want to lie, you should lie better.
かつごうとしたってダメだよ、エルメス。
どうせならもうちょっとマシな嘘つけばいいのに

In my dreams, I am always flying in the sky. No matter how much I fly,
I always want to fly more.
私は、いつも夢で空を飛んでいる。いくら飛んでも、
また飛びたくなる

You're coming with me to meet relatives today for sure!
今日こそは一緒に行ってもらうよ、親戚へのあいさつ回り！

On the day the first traveler in five years visited our country,
I was about to go one last time to negotiate in person for my dream.
５年ぶりに旅人がこの国を訪れたその日、
私は最後の直談判に行くところだった。自分の夢をかけて

To begin with, there's a reason why I ended up living in a warehouse like this.
A long time ago, a mage used to live here.
そもそも、私がこんな倉庫に住むことになったのには、訳がある。
ここには元々、一人の魔法使いが住んでいたのだ

In this country, a "mage" is someone who brought cultivated fields and crops to this land,
which used to only have swamps and forests.
In other countries, they would have been called "founding fathers".
この国で魔法使いというのは、沼と森しかなかったこの土地に、
畑と作物をもたらしたという…
他の国では建国の神様と呼ぶような存在だった

We kids took the liberty of calling him that
because he was a weird old man living alone away from the town.
町を離れてひとりで暮らす変わり者の老人のことを、
私たち子供が勝手にそう呼んでいたのだ

I heard that the old man went to study abroad when he was young
and when he came back, he couldn't talk to anybody here anymore.
何でもあの老人は、若いときに外国へ留学し、
戻ってきてからはすっかり人と話が合わなくなっていたらしい

In this country, "something useful" means
skill or knowledge that increases crop yields.
この国で「役に立つこと」とは、
収穫量を増やすような技術や知識を意味していた

He had a sad end to his life. Before anybody had noticed,
he was drawn to heaven without anyone by his side.
彼の最後は、寂しいものだった。いつの間にか、
誰にも看取られずに、天に召されたのだ

I lost both my parents, one after another, in an epidemic
and my aunt took me in. She stole my fortune from me
and made me live in the warehouse that she had purchased cheaply.
But it changed me!
両親を流行り病で立て続けに亡くし、
私は叔母に引き取られた。私から財産も奪った叔母は、
安値で買った倉庫に私を住まわせた。
でもそれが、私を変えてくれた！

Would you pray for me too?
Pray that everything will go well.
あなたも祈っててくれる？
うまくいきますようにって

After I started living in the warehouse, I found something there.
It was an encyclopedia the old man had written.
倉庫で暮らすようになった私は、そこであるものを発見したのだ。
それは、老人が書き残した１冊の百科事典だった

All the knowledge he had ever seen or heard
from all over the world was written in it.
I pored over the pages.
そこには彼が世界中を回って
見聞きした知識のすべてが、記されていた。
私は夢中になって読んだ

But most of it was knowledge that would be called "useless" in this country.
だがそのほとんどが、この国では役に立たないと言われる知識ばかりだった

I thought I understood how the old man felt when he shut himself away.
私は、老人がここに閉じこもっていた気持ちが、分かった気がした

After that, I became famous for being just a bit bizarre.
It was because I surprised everyone with the devices I made
using the knowledge I gained from the encyclopedia.
それから私は、一風変わった女の子として有名になった。
百科事典の知識で、
いろんな装置を作って、みんなを驚かせたりしたからだ

Though I had failures more often than not.
もっとも、失敗作の方が多かったけど

As I was reading through the encyclopedia,
I found among the foreign anecdotes a story about a man who tried to fly.
But it was... a comical story that made fun of his failure.
I couldn't just leave it as someone else's problem.
百科事典をあさった私は
外国の逸話の中に、空を飛ぼうとした男の話を見つけた。
だけどそれは…男の失敗を面白おかしく語った笑い話。
人事とは思えなかった

I wondered, was the idea of humans flying the skies like birds
just a wild fantasy?
人が、鳥のように空を飛ぶなんて、
夢物語なんだろうか？

When I'd almost given up, it suddenly came to me.
あきらめかけたとき、それは唐突に訪れた

I only have a little favor to ask!
ちょっとお願いがあるだけだってば！

If I succeed, it will become your achievement too!
成功したら、国長の功績にもなるんですよ！

I'm not falling for that.
It's impossible anyway!
その手には乗らん！
どうせ無理に決まっとるからな

Oh my, how embarrassing! There's a law that says
the Chief must listen to any appeals at any time.
いやはやお見苦しい、国長はいつでもどんな訴えでもとりあえずは聞くという
決まりがありましてな

Say, what were you going to do
once you got rid of this bronze statue?
ねえ、この銅像をなくして
どうするつもりだったの？

I'll tell you the reason why I wanted the bronze statue moved.
It's for this.
さっきの答えを教えるわ、私がなぜあの銅像をどけてほしかったか。
それはね、これのためよ

I haven't named it yet,
but I want to ride on this and fly the skies.
まだ名前は無いんだけどね、
私はこれに乗って空を飛びたいのよ

So, if a board is secured at an angle and you run at a high speed,
it should be lifted by the air pressure.
In other words, it should float up into the air.
角度の付いた板を固定し、猛スピードで走れば、
風の抵抗で上に持ち上がる。
つまり、空に浮かび上がるはず

Since I came up with this idea, my days of hard fighting started.
それを思いついてから、悪戦苦闘の日々が始まった

But in that case,
you'd need a straight road of a certain length.
でもそれだと、
ある程度の距離を持つまっすぐな道が必要だね

We have visited some countrie's with very advanced technology,
but we have yet to see a machine that can fly.
僕とエルメスが訪れた国には、とても科学の発達した所がありました。
でも空を飛ぶ機械は、まだ見たことはありません

But there might be one somewhere in the world. If not,
you may become the first human to fly.
だけど、世界のどこかにはあるかもしれませんし、もしなければ、
あなたが空を飛ぶ初めての人間になるのかもしれませんね

I keep receiving complaints from your neighbors.
I can't ignore them anymore.
We decided that your strange machine is to be dismantled.
近隣からの苦情が相次いでおり、
私もこれ以上放っておけんのだよ。
君のあのへんてこな機械は解体されることが決定した

We'll perform the demolition work tomorrow.
This is a final decision made by the Chief's authority.
Objections are not allowed.
明日解体作業を行う。
これは国長の権限による最終決定だ。
異議は認められん

I hate to mention this,
but I imagine you already spent most of your parents' inheritance.
They would be sad.
言いたくないけど、
もうご両親の遺産もほとんど残ってないんだろ。
悲しむよ、おじさん達…

I knew it as soon as you told us about it.
From the looks of it, it'll fly.
話を聞いてすぐに分かった。
見たところ、あれは飛ぶよ

There's only the road to worry about.
あとは道路だけだね

I need to run the machine until it rides on the wind. Obviously,
that bronze statue is in my way.
機体が風に乗るまで走るには、どう考えても…
あの銅像が邪魔

How about making a mound in front of it and jumping over it?
Motorrads can get over obstacles that way.
So, I'm sure you could.
手前に盛り上がりを作って、銅像を飛び越えれば？
モトラドなら、それで障害物を乗り越えられるから、
きっとできる

That way, we may not need to move the bronze statue!
それなら、銅像をどけなくてもいけるかも！

No good! Even if I jump it,
I'll fall right away.
I can't get enough speed to start with.
ダメ…これだとジャンプしても
すぐに落ちちゃう。
最初の速度が足りないの

I wish we could use gunpowder
to catapult it out in one shot like a persuader bullet.
パースウェーダの弾みたいに、火薬で
一気に打ち出せればいいんですけどね

If I put many tubes of gunpowder on it
and let them burn one after another to generate a gas blast,
I'll be able to make a mad dash!
火薬を詰めた筒を何本もつけて、
連続燃焼させてガスを噴射させれば、
猛ダッシュできる！

We need a long straight road to let it land safely!
あれを無事に降ろすには、真っ直ぐな長い道が必要なんです！

I owe this all to you two!
Please stay just a little longer.
あなたたちのおかげなのよ、
もう少しゆっくりしてって

I'm sorry, but it seems things might get complicated.
I enjoyed it. Very much.
ごめんなさい、話がややこしくなりそうですんで。
楽しかったです、とっても

It might be just a coincidence or a whim that the traveler came to this country.
But for me, it seemed like it was destined.
その旅人がこの国に来たのは、偶然や気まぐれだったのかもしれないけど、
私には、必然に思えた

If I hadn't met them,
I'd have spent the rest of my life in disappointment.
彼らがいなかったら、
私は失意の一生を送っていただろう

I am truly grateful beyond what words can express.
本当に、言葉にできないほど、感謝している

I didn't think the machine would really fly.
I said I didn't think a human could fly.
I understood the theory she explained to me, but still...
I never thought it was possible.
まさかあの機械が本当に飛ぶとは思わなかった。
人が飛ぶとは思わなかったって。
彼女の教えてくれた理屈は理解できたけど…
まさかね

The tank's story went like this...
The tank commander had operated the tank for many years.
Just as he was about to die from a stray bullet...
he issued one final order.
戦車の話はこうでした。
長年、彼に乗っていた戦車長が
流れ弾に当たって死ぬ直前、
最後の命令を残したのです

"Completely destroy the black tank
that has three red vertical lines on the right side of its cannon
and a picture of a tapir on the left side."
色が黒くて砲塔の右側に３本の赤い縦線、
左側にバクの絵が描いてある
戦車を、完全に破壊しろと

I've been looking for that one ever since.
Have you seen it?
それからそいつをずっと探しているのさ。
見なかった？

Then I will need to keep on looking for it.
I'll destroy it for sure.
それじゃあまだまだ探さなきゃ。
絶対に破壊してやる

Anyway, I hope you'll find a better book in the next country we're going to.
とにかく、これから行く国ではもっと面白い本が見つかることを祈ってるよ

I'd like to give you something in return, but this is all I have right now.
お礼をしたいが、今はこんなものしか…

You're going to the land of books
where they collect books from all over the world, right?
これから、あの世界中の本を集めている
本の国に行くんだろ？

You can only borrow as many books
as you bring into the library. So take this one.
図書館で借りられるのは、持ち込んだ本と
同じ冊数だけなんだ。だからそれを…

I just couldn't stand that place.
あの国が、僕には耐え難かったんだ

It's prohibited to write books in that country,
but I wanted to be a writer.
あの国では、本を書くことが禁止されているんだ。
だけど僕は、本を書く仕事がしたくてね

It's smaller than I thought it would be.
意外と小さいね

We have all the books from all over the world that you may read.
世界中の読んでいい本は、すべてここにあります

All the books brought here from around the world
undergo the strictest screening
and are categorized as either "harmful books" or "harmless books."
世界中からこの国に持ち込まれた本は、
すべて厳正な審査によって、
有害な本と無害な本に分類されます

How do you judge if a book is harmful or not?
And who does the screening?
有害か無罪かを、どうやって判断するんですか？
またその審査は、誰が行うんですか？

The people at the Castle do the screening.
審査は城の方々が行います

Only the most prominent critics of this country are allowed in there.
あそこに入れるのは、この国でも有数の批評家の方々だけ

But what if their decision is wrong?
でも、その人たちの判断が間違っていたら？

Critics cannot make any wrong decisions.
After all, they are critics!
批評家に間違いがあるはずがありません。
何しろ、批評家なんですから

We haven't heard from the Author for three months now.
He might have been captured by the Castle.
作家からの連絡が途絶えて、もう３ヶ月だ。
城に捕らえられたのかもしれん

We didn't find any interesting looking books in the end.
結局面白そうな本なかったね

All they have are children's books and how-to guides.
That's about what I expected, though.
子供騙しと実用書ばかり。
こんなものだと思ってたけど

I'm sure it was my former lover.
それはきっと、私の恋人だった人です

Did he happen to tell you where the entrance to the Castle was?
彼から城の入り口がどこにあるか、聞いていませんか？

We're publishing books. Books that have not been screened by the Castle
and are supposed to be illegal.
私たちは、本を出版しているんです。それも、城の審査を受けていない、
違法とされる本を

It's a resistance movement. We're looking for the entrance to the Castle
so we can save our fellow members who were captured.
レジスタンスだよ。我々は、捕らえられた同士を助けるために、
城への入り口を探しているんだ

But I'm afraid I haven't heard anything about it.
でも、残念ながら僕は何も聞いていません

But why did you think I might have heard it from him?
でもどうして僕が、彼から聞いたんじゃないかと？

He told me that when he was carrying them,
he read many books before they were screened
even though it was illegal.
運ぶ合間に、
まだ分類される前の本をたくさん読んだと言っていました…
本当は違法なんですけど

I guess he found how fascinating books were then.
きっとその時に、本の魅力を知ったんだね

He must have been carrying books into the Castle, so...
So, we thought he might have known a secret passage that we don't know about.
彼は、城の中まで本を運んでいたはずです…
だから、我々の知らない秘密の通路を、彼なら知っているかもしれないと思ったんですが…

I guess it won't happen like a story from a book.
本のお話のようには行かないものだ

You could've just helped them.
You're not busy anyway.
助けてあげればいいのに、
どうせ暇なんだから

Anyway I heard the Author contacted us,
but we haven't received the manuscript yet.
それより、作家から連絡があったらしいが、
原稿はまだ届かない

All the books that we're publishing are written by him.
我々が出版しているのは、すべてその作家のものだ

His stories draw you into them as if there's something magical about them.
They give you the illusion of becoming a character in the story.
作家の書くお話には、何か魔法のように人を引きつける魅力があるんです。
いつの間にか自分が、お話の登場人物になったと錯覚してしまうような

Hermes, I'll tell you now,
but I thought it was an interesting story.
I wished I could've read more.
エルメス、今だから言うけど、
僕は面白いなと思ったな、あの話。
できればもっと読みたい、と思った

You may be reading it already.
もう読んでるのかもしれんよ

What if this world is actually inside a book
and you and that motorrad are both characters in the book?
ここは実は本の中の世界で、
あんたもそのモトラド君も本に描かれた登場人物だったとしたら、どうかな？

Suppose there is a book about a traveler journeying on a motorrad.
While reading it, many come to believe that they are the traveler.
You may be one such reader.
モトラドに乗って旅を続ける旅人の本があったとする。
あんたはそれを読むうち、自分がその旅人だと思い込んでしまった
読者の一人…なのかもしれんよ

Please give this to the lady librarian.
Tell her that the Author will know what this key is for!
図書館の秘書をしている女に渡してくれ。
作家ならそれがどこのカギか知っていると

In this world there are books that have radical descriptions or dangerous thoughts.
Some people are affected by that and commit brutal crimes.
世界中の本の中には、過激な描写や危険思想が書かれた物もあります。
それに影響を受けて、凶悪事件を起こす者が出てきたのですよ

But it doesn't mean the books are bad.
Isn't the problem with the person who reads and interprets the books?
でも、それは本が悪いのではなくて、
本を読んで、それを解釈する人自身の問題じゃないですか？

That's not all. Some become so involved in the books,
they can no longer distinguish between reality and fantasy.
Some have even seriously fallen in love with characters in the books
and ruined themselves.
それだけではありません。物語にのめり込むあまり、
虚構と現実の区別が付かなくなったり、
中には本の登場人物に本気で恋をし、
身を滅ぼす者まで現れた

The Department of Reading and Welfare realized how serious this was.
They built the Castle as an isolation ward in which to treat them
and created the current system where only safe books, those that have passed the screenings,
are supplied to the citizens.
事の重大さに気づいた読書厚生省は、
彼らを治療するための隔離病棟として、城を作り、
国民には審査をパスした安全な本のみを
供給する、今のシステムを作り上げたのです

It's dangerous to get drawn into fantasy, traveler.
虚構にのめり込むのは危険ですよ、旅人さん

No matter how fun it might be,
it is not real.
どんなに楽しくても、
それは現実じゃないんですから

"Finally, I have completed the auto reading system.
You can experience the world of the book as if it were real."
ついに完成したんだよ、自動読書装置がね。
これで、本の世界が現実のように体験できる

"You just need to live in the world of books.
Forget that the world was ruined that we're the only survivors."
お前は本の世界で生きればいい。
世界が滅んで、私たちだけが生き残った現実など忘れてね

I never knew my librarian was also infected.
She cannot tell the difference between fantasy and reality.
She equates herself with characters in the books.
うちの司書まで病気にかかっていたなんてねえ。
虚構と現実の区別がつかなくなり、
自分たちを本の世界の人間に同一視してしまっているんです

You mean, they completely believed themselves to be characters it books?
本の登場人物になりきっていたと？

You couldn't give her the key.
鍵、あの人に渡せなかったね

Maybe he can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality either?
この人も現実と虚構の区別がついてないんじゃない？

Life... It begins when you first make distinction between yourself and others.
From that moment on, the world becomes a stage
for the story in which you are the main character.
人生は、自分と他人の区別がついたときから始まる。
その瞬間から世界は、自分を主人公とする
物語の舞台となる

All people live in a fantasy in which they are the main character.
すべての人間が、自分を主人公とする虚構を生きているという訳さ

But the world doesn't recognize you as the main character at all.
Everyone lives their entire life tormented by this confusion!
ところが、世界の方は一向に自分を主人公として扱ってくれない。
人は一生、この混乱にさいなまれながら生きる！

Normal people don't become authors to begin with, Hermes.
作家なんて、そもそもまともな人間がなるものじゃないよ、エルメス

If you want to read my books,
you should look for a red bookshelf.
ワシの本を読みたければ、
赤い本棚を探せばいい

I haven't borrowed a book yet.
If I can only borrow one book anyway,
I want that one.
まだ本を借りてないからね。
どうせ１冊なら、
その本がいい

All they do is expound their knowledge.
They get pleasure by scoring the books with their triumphant looks.
They dispraise books and feel as if they are so important.
They're crazy people who ruin other people's pleasure.
うん蓄を垂れるだけの輩、
したり顔で本を採点して、悦にいっている連中。
作品をけなして偉くなった気でいる者たち。
奴らは、人の楽しみに水を差す亡者どもです

Books are... The pleasure of books is a more private matter.
It should be kept in one's heart.
本は…本の快楽は、もっと個人的なものよ。
自分一人の中に、閉じ込めておくべきもの

So, how do you like the book written about everything of the world?
で、世界のすべてを書き記した本の感想は？

I can't say it was very interesting.
あまり面白いとは言えないね

If it was the Author, he would say, "Everything I think of can be written there."
あの作家さんなら、そこには自分の思い描くすべてが書けるんだっていうよ

I don't read books.
本は読まない。

I dont watch TV very much, either.
テレビもあんましみない。

Both aren't attractive very much.
どっちもあんまり面白そうじゃない。

I am only lookin forward to Kato-chan yelling 'It's 8 o'clock' at the audience on TV.
カトちゃんが「8時ですよ」と客に叫ぶのだけが楽しみ。

> Both aren't attractive very much.
> どっちもあんまり面白そうじゃない。


'Neither are' is correct. I am sorry.
ニーザーのほうが正しい。ｽﾏｿ...

Browsing 2-channeru for hours has caused me pain in the waist.
2ちゃんずっと見てたら、腰が痛い。

> > Both aren't attractive very much.
> > どっちもあんまり面白そうじゃない。

Neither is?? I have totally forgotten the English grammar
ニーザーイズだっけ。英文法全然忘れたorz

MGSに浸かってサボり中

A book I ordered from AMAZON has not been delivered yet.

アマゾンで買った本がまだこない…


I read about the Mainichi scandal.

毎日の騒ぎについて読んだ。


I don't care.

おれには関係ない。

That doesn't matter.

そんなの関係ない。

I don't feel like doing anything

何もする気が起きない


Everytime I get awake, I let down facing the reality.

目覚めるたびに、現実を見てへこむ。

I wish I could live in my own dream

夢の中で生きれたらいいのに。

ヒキの日常を英文にしても英学習できるね

>>55

Yes, you can

そうだね。

You may also talk about what does NOT happen to you today.

今日起こらなかったことについて話してもいいわけだしね。

You don't have to even go out.

出歩く必要もない。

Anyway, why is it everyone involved in the scandal is so enthusiastic and full of energy?

それにしても、なんでスキャンダルに首を突っ込む人はみんなあんなに元気なんだろ？

Hey, are we there yet?
ねえ、まだぁ？

It shouldn't be much farther...
そろそろだと思うんだけどな…

I don't feel good leaving my speedometer broken.
スピードメーターが壊れたままなのは気持ち悪いよ

It's not affecting the driving for the moment.
とりあえず、走るのに支障はないよ

It's all right. I heard the next country we're going to
is highly advanced in scicnce and technology.
大丈夫、次に行く国は
とても科学技術が進んだ国だそうだから

So, they should be able to repair a speedometer easily.
スピードメーターぐらい簡単に直せるよ

When the rider's rough, it's hard on the motorrad, too.
運転手が乱暴だとモトラドも大変だよ

Just as I thought! It's around here.
Let's go a bit further.
やっぱりこのあたりだ。
もう少し進んでみよう

It is unusual to see humans in this forest.
この森でよその人間の方とお会いするなんて

Won't you come over to my master's house where I work?
私の仕えている一軒家にいらっしゃいません？

Soon the master and his family will be back.
I will ask them about you when they return.
I have no doubt it will be all right, though.
もうすぐ旦那さまたちもお戻りになりますので、
キノさんたちのこともその時にお願いしてみます。
間違いなく大丈夫ですけどね

I must go bring the laundry in now.
Please wait in the room over there.
では洗濯物を取り入れてきますから、
そちらのお部屋で待っていてくださいな

Nothing says I'm wrong yet.
She could have meant for us to wait downstairs.
まだ外れと決まったわけじゃないよ。
この下で待っていてくれってことかもしれないじゃないか

Oh, so this is where you were.
This is the lab belonging to the person who created me.
こちらにいらしたのね。
私を作った方の研究室です

I would be so happy if this old jalopy's cooking
is to your liking.
このポンコツの作った料理が
お口に合えば幸いです

Please take your time and enjoy.
I will be in the back room recharging my energy.
ではごゆっくり。
私は奥でエネルギーを補給しますので

I work for a food company and she works at the country office.
Our son goes to an elementary school.
私は食品会社で、妻は国の役場で、
息子は幼年学校に通っています

No, there is no country near here.
You must have become lost on your way.
いいえ、この近くに国は一つもありません。
旅人さんは、道を間違われたと思います

This area is heavily wooded,
so I hardly find that surprising.
このあたりは深い森ですからね、
無理もないと思います

I almost grabbed them and asked to give me the food
if they weren't going to eat it.
危うく食べないなら
くださいって、しがみ付いちゃうところだったよ

Not that. Do you think a mechanical doll that's so lifelike could really exist?
そうじゃなくて、あんなに人間そっくりの機械人形なんていると思う？

After seeing the facility in the basement,
I could almost believe it, but still...
地下室にあった設備をみると、
本当とも思えてくるよ。でもねぇ…

That family also seemed a bit weird.
あの家族もなんだか変だったしね

Oh, I haven't slept in a bed for so long.
あぁ、久しぶりのベッドだ

I wonder, just where do they actually go?
一体どこに出かけるんだか

It was undoubtedly the very best breakfast
I've had in recent memory.
ここ最近食べた朝食のなかで、
文句なしにいちばん美味しかったです

I will take you to a wonderful place for lunch.
I will show you something very rare.
お昼に素敵な所にご案内しますわ。
とても珍しいものをお見せします

I wonder what she's gonna show us?
一体何見せてくれるんだろう？

It won't be long now.
Please watch the bottom of the valley very carefully.
そろそろです。
谷の底をよーくご覧になってください

It is an ancient country. Sadly,
it must have fallen to ruin for some reason.
太古の国です。悲しいことに
何らかの理由で滅びてしまったのでしょう

Only at this time in this season
does the water become clear due to the way the light shines,
making everything appear bluish like this.
この季節のこの時間だけ、
光の加減で水が澄んで、
こうして青く見えるのです

I suppose many people must have lived there supporting one another.
きっと多くの人が住んでいたんでしょうねぇ、お互いを支え合って

That country... Or rather, the ruins of the country are new.
Anyhow, it doesn't look ancient.
あの国は…というか、あの国の跡は新しいね。
どうみても太古のものじゃない

The country we were looking for just might be...
No, not just might be...
僕たちが探してた国って、ひょっとして…
いや、ひょっとしてなくても…

The person who told us about it was an old man,
so he must not have known that it had fallen to ruin.
教えてくれたのがよぼよぼのおじいさんだったからね、
滅んだのを知らなかったんだよ

Still, it's strange that the old lady doesn't know that.
She doesn't seem like she's lying, either.
それでも、あのおばあさんが知らないのは変だな。
嘘をついてるようには見えないし

I thought about that, but let's stay a little longer.
I'm afraid that this is a very personal reason, but...
それも考えたけれど、もう少しいることにしよう。
非常に個人的な理由で悪いけど…

I can't fix it.
We'll need to go to a watchmaker.
それは僕には無理だよ。
時計屋さんに行かないと

So, it'll be postponed, huh?
はぁ、しばらくお預けか

Would you like me to take a look at the problem?
その故障、私が見てみましょうか？

Here you go.
It should probably be okay now.
できました。
たぶんこれで

I can do such things because I am a mechanical doll.
It is my pleasure to be helpful to someone.
機械人形だから、こんなことも。
誰かのお役に立てるのは、うれしいことです

Perhaps I need a little more grease.
I am so old and getting rickety everywhere.
ちょっと、油が足りないのかしら…
古くてあちこちガタがきてるから

Maybe you should rest for a while.
少しお休みになった方が

The family was much the same. The old woman still didn't look well,
but she was working hard.
家族は相変わらずだった。おばあさんはまだ具合が悪そうだったけど、
よく働いてた

If she can keep working that much without a break,
maybe she really is mechanical.
あれだけ休まずに働けるなんて、
本当に機械なのかもね

The time seems to have come for this machine to break down.
I must say goodbye to everybody.
機械の寿命が…壊れる時が来たようです。
みんなにお別れの挨拶をしなくては…

You're in no condition to be moved upstairs.
I'll go get them.
とても上の階まで動かせるじゃありません。
皆を呼んできますから

So, she was a human, just as I thought.
やっぱり人間なんですね

She was in her early 30s back then. In her field,
she was considered a genius, the kind only found in one out of hundreds of people.
当時３０歳過ぎ、その世界で
数百人に一人の天才と呼ばれていました

That's why she could fix my speedometer.
それでスピードメーターを乗せたのかぁ

She believed that mechanical dolls would free all humans of labor.
彼女はこう思っていました。機械人形はすべての人間を労働から解放する

As a result of that, she hypothesized that people
would be less pressured and that disputes would disappear.
その結果、人々にゆとりが生まれ、いがみ合いなど無くなってしまうだろうと

She devoted herself to her research. She spent many hours at the lab, day after day.
She had very little time to spend with her beloved husband and son.
彼女は研究に没頭しました。毎日毎日、研究室で何時間も過ごし、
彼女が愛する夫とかわいい息子と過ごす時間は、本当に少なかったのです

After she found her husband and son among the debris,
she turned back and said...
瓦礫の中に夫と息子の死体を見つけた彼女は、
振り返ってこう言いました

A few days later, she regained consciousness. But...
She was no longer the woman who had created us.
数日後、彼女は意識を取り戻しました。しかし…
それは、私たちを作り出してくれた彼女ではありませんでした

While we were waiting for her physical recovery,
the disputes continued to escalate in the country.
彼女の肉体的な回復を待つ間、
国の中ではいがみ合いがエスカレートしていきました

We made the dam and submerged the country at the bottom of the lake
so it wouldn't remind her of the terrible event.
And in the forest, we completely recreated the same apartment where she used to live happily.
私たちは、彼女が辛いことを思い出さないようにと、
ダムを造って国を湖に沈め、
彼女が幸せに暮らしていた頃のアパートを、そっくり森に再現しました

For 54 years and 341 days since then,
we've been acting as the happy family she wished for.
それから５４年と３４１日、
彼女の望む、幸せな家族を演じてきたのです

But old age was the one thing we could do nothing about.
でも老衰だけは、どうすることもできませんでした

If you leave, what should we do after that?
キノさんが行ってしまったら、その後私たちは何をすればいいんでしょう？

I don't know, either.
That's something for you to decide for yourselves.
それは僕にもわかりません。
あなたたち自身で決めることです

We were made to do something for humans.
If we don't do anything for humans,
there's no reason for us to exist.
私たちは人間のために、何かをするために作られました。
人間のために何かをしていないと、
存在する理由がないのです

We can be someone you need!
We can be your friends or your parents!
We can be your servants. We can be your enemies.
私たちは、あなたの必要な人間になります。
友になれます、親になれます。
しもべになれます、敵になれます

Isn't it hard for humans
if they don't stay with someone and live for someone?
人間は誰かと一緒にいて、誰かのために生きていかないと、
とても辛いものではないのですか？

It depends on the person.
よりけりです

We're of no use. I see...
私たちはお役に立てない。そうですか…

I fall deep into thought at times like this.
The meaning of the journey and the meaning of life.
こんな時には、考え込んでしまう。
旅の意味や生きる意味を

That's just like a disease all humans have.
それは人間の病気みたいなものだね

I wonder if the sky will be blue tomorrow?
明日の空は、青いだろうか？

It'll likely be a long journey, because for her,
this is a journey to forget.
長い旅になるだろう。彼女にとっては、
忘れるための旅だからな

"If you truly meant what you said,
I want yon to atone for it by protecting me from danger."
その言葉が本当なら、
私を危険から守ることで償ってほしいと

I don't think it means she has forgiven me yet for killing her fiance.
But she has given me a chance to spend my life atoning for it.
彼女のフィアンセを殺したこの私を、彼女はまだ許してくれたわけではないだろう。
だが一生かけて償いの機会を与えてくれた人だ

I used to have a dragon in my heart back then.
And I wasn't able to tame it. Because of that,
I hurt myself and others around me.
あの頃の私は心の中に竜が住みついていたんだ。
そしてそいつを飼いならすことができずにいた。そのせいで、
自分も周りも傷つけていたんだ

I don't know how far she'll be going.
I intend to follow her to the ends of the world.
どこまで行くのかわからない。
どこまでも付き従うつもりだ

What should I be most careful of during a journey?
旅で、いちばん気をつけなくちゃいけないことって何かな？

It's the same as when you're living an ordinary life in your country.
Not to lose your life.
普通に国で生活しているときのそれと同じです。
命をなくさないことです

People certainly have an amazing capacity for change.
人間、変われば変わるもんだね

He used to be a horrible rogue a long time ago,
but now he's a very humble and kind person.
彼も昔は無茶苦茶な悪人だったが今じゃ、
とても謙虚で優しい人間だ

I guess she decided to go on the journey to do this.
Because she could kill him
as long as it was outside the country.
彼女はこのために旅に出ることにしたんだね。
国の外なら
彼を殺せるから

He had really changed into a good man.
That was what was most unforgivable!
本当に良い人間になってたのよこの男。
それが１番許せない！


Kino-san, you could've stopped me
if you wanted to. Why didn't you?
キノさん、あたしを止めようと思えば
できた。どうして？

I'll continue my journey to forget about it.
旅を続けるわ。忘れるために

I sometimes get scared
when I get involved with someone during my journey.
旅の中で、人と関わりを持ったとき、
僕は怖くなる事がある

How do you think all the people we've met so far are doing?
これまで出会った人たちは、今頃どうしてだろうね？

But I think it's reckless to carry out a journey without any weapons
so you can appeal how meaningless it is
to kill with weapons.
でも武器を使って殺し合うことの
空しさを訴えるために、
武器を一切使わない旅を実践してみせるなんて、無茶だと思うな

You may have just been lucky.
運が良かっただけかもしれませんよ

But if we had really encountered bad people,
we would probably have been killed instantly
because we had no weapons.
でも本当に悪い連中に出会っていたら、
武器を持たない私たちは、
たちまち殺されていたでしょうね

Are you going to keep traveling even knowing that?
それが分かっているのに、まだ旅を続けるんですか？

Even if we cannot make it happen right away,
the little seeds I have sown may sprout
and come close to the ideal.
たとえ今すぐ実現できなくても、
私がまいた小さな種が、芽を出して
理想に近づくかもしれない

Why do you push yourself so much?
なんでそこまで無茶するのさ？

He must have done it. He's really good
if he can do this without her noticing it at all.
さっきの人だね。
これを彼女に気づかれないうちにやるなんて、すごい腕だ

That was when, in the forest that we got lost,
we met the woman, whom I would later call, "Master".
その時、私たちは迷い込んだ森のなかで、
のちに師匠と呼ぶことになる老人と出会った

It was my miscalculation
that the last country didn't have any motorrad fuel for sale.
前の国でモトラドの燃料が売ってなかったのが
誤算だったな

I heard he isn't obsessed with wealth or power
and freely gives away whatever excess he has. If we're lucky,
we may get him to share some fuel with us... for free.
富や権力に執着がなく、
余っているものを惜しげもなく人に与えてくれるらしい。うまくすると、
そこで燃料を分けてもらえるかもしれないよ…タダで

The truth is, he does not have very long to live. If he talks to you,
it may console him a little.
実はもう長くないのです。旅人さんとお話になれば、
少しは慰めにもなりましょう

I guess it's no time to ask for fuel.
これは燃料どころじゃなさそうだね

Pardon me for disturbing you when you are ill.
ご病気のところ、お邪魔してすいません

He is living a life divorced
from the desires of the ordinary world.
賢者様は俗世の欲望と
無縁の暮らしをしておいでなのです

Then how did he come to be called a "Wise Man"?
では、どうして賢者と呼ばれるようになったんですか？

One day, the king passed by and jokingly said
he would give him any one thing he wanted.
ある日、通り掛かった王は戯れに、
なんでも望むものを一つ与えてやろうと言いました

It is said that the king was touched by those words
that he got down on his knees and said,
"You must be a true wise man."
その言葉の奥深さに感動した王は、
あなたこそ真の賢者だと、
跪いたということです

But that is not because I found enlightenment
and abandoned my desires as people think.
I never had reason for desire to start with.
でもそれは他人が思ってるように、悟りを開いて
欲望を捨てたのではない。
私にはそもそも、欲望の種がないのです

The country where I was born,
was plagued with deadly and insidious crimes.
私が生まれた国では、
凶悪な犯罪や陰湿な事件が横行していました

Perhaps that is human instinct,
but that isn't an acceptable excuse for the country's leaders.
It appears they were trying to come up with some kind of solution.
それは人の本能なのかもしれない。
だが、国の指導者にしてみれば、それでは困る。
なんとか解決策を考えていたらしいのです

I do not have a clear recollection of that time period.
私はその頃のことをはっきり覚えていないのです

I was chosen as a test subject for a brain procedure
that they had just developed.
It was a procedure to erase self-consciousness.
私は開発されたばかりの
脳内物質の披見体に選ばれたのです。
それは自意識を消す物質でした

Everybody has a monster called "self-consciousness" in them.
If you kill someone, you will feel that you are stronger.
Or you want to kill people who insulted you.
人は誰でも自分の中に自意識という怪物を飼っている。
人を殺せば自分が強くなった気がする。
あるいは、自分を馬鹿にした奴等を殺したいと思う

You have these feelings because of too much "self-consciousness".
Then they should erase the self-consciousness.
それは、すべて自意識が強すぎるせいです。
ならば、自意識を消してしまえばいい

What they wanted was a human who had no self-consciousness,
but still retained the will to work hard.
彼らが欲しかったのは、自意識を消ながらも
がんばって働く気力は無くさない人間でした

But I had lost my motivation to work at the same time.
しかし私は働く意欲も同時に、なくしていたのです

If all people became like me, the country would fall to ruin.
I was banished from the country as a failure.
そんな人間ばかりになっては、国が滅ぶ。
私は失敗作として、国を追放されました

I still had the very basic desires like the need for food and sleep,
so I did just enough to satisfy these areas.
食欲や眠りたいという最低限の欲求は残っていましたから、
それを満たすだけのことはしました

I know how to restore you to the way you were before.
Listen carefully to what I am about to say.
わしはあんたを元通りにする方法を知っている。
これから言う言葉をよく聞きなさい

You have forgotten what I just said.
If you are ever able to recall it,
you will be restored to the person you were before.
今言った言葉をあんたは忘れた。
もし、もう一度思い出すことができたなら、
あんたは元通りの人間になるだろう

I wrote it down on this piece of paper.
If you ever feel like it, chase after it.
この紙にそれを書いておいた。
気が向いたら、あれを追いかけるが良い

I didn't even feel the desire to be restored to my old self.
It was just that my feet carried me in the direction the bottle had gone.
元に戻りたいという欲さえ沸かなかった。
ただ、知らず知らずのうちにビンが流れた方へ足が動いただけのことです

As I wandered through many countries,
people started revering me as "Wise Man",
because I lived a simple life without wishing for anything in return.
諸国を放浪するうち、
見返りを求めず質素な暮らしをする私を
人々は賢者だと崇めるようになりました

Have you ever seen the "real blue sky?"
Before my grandfather died, he said,
"It doesn't matter if you find real blue sky or not."
本当の青い空って見たことあるかい？
オレのじいさんがさ、死ぬ前にこう言ったんだ。
本当の青い空を見つけようと見つけまいと構わない

How blue the sky is often changes depending on the place, time, season, and weather.
And every one of them was beautiful.
空の青さは、場所や時間や季節、天候なんかでもよく変わります。
そして、どれもきれいでした

I can't tell you which one is the real blue sky
among the skies I've seen.
There is no such thing. That's what I think.
僕が見てきたなかで、
これこそが本当の青い空と呼べるものは見あたりません。
そんなものはない、僕はそう思います

I'm not sure if that's the right answer or not,
but I'm glad that I asked you.
正解かどうかは分からないが、
でも、聞いてよかったよ

There was no way he could have known how to restore me.
As soon as I realized that, I can't stop my feelings!
元に戻る方法なんて知るはずもなかったんだ。
ついに気づいた途端、感情が止まらない！

I felt none of this yesterday...
I had nothing to do with such pain or sadness.
What was my life for? What did I live for?
昨日まではこんなことは感じなかったのに、
こんな苦しみや悲しみとは無縁だったのに。
俺の一生は一体、俺は一体何のために…

My job is to keep an eye on him, the failure,
to make sure he does not go back to the way he used to be.
And iｆ he does, I was told to kill him.
私の仕事は失敗作である彼が、
元に戻ってしまわないか見張ること。
そしてもし元に戻ったら、殺してしまえと

But he does not have long to live anyway.
All I can say for now is that I no longer have a job.
でも、どのみち彼はもう長くないのですし、
今言えることは、これで私の仕事はもうなくなった、ということだけです

I may go on a journey.
Then maybe... I will be called a "Wise Man," too.
旅に出るかもしれません。
そしたら私も、賢者と呼ばれるのかもしれませんね

Your journey isn't all that different from that Wise Man's.
No purpose or plan.
キノの旅もあの賢者の旅とそう変わらないね。
目的もなければ計画性もない

You may be right. But there's one aspect that's decisively different from theirs.
I'm trying to live my life consciously.
そうかもね。でも、彼らとは一つ決定的に違っているところがあるよ。
僕は、生きようと思って生きてるって事だよ

There's no real reason. Sometimes I feel that I may be a hopelessly stupid
and narrow-minded person.
That maybe I'm a terribly dirty human being.
I don't know why, but I feel that way sometimes.
何となくだけど、たまに自分がどうしようもない、愚かで
矮小な奴ではないか…
ものすごく汚い人間ではないか…
なぜだかわからないけど、そう感じる時があるんだ

But at times like that, I always feel
the whole world is beautiful and realize how much I love it.
でも、そんな時は必ず、
世界が全て美しく、とても愛おしく思えるんだよ

So, even when something like this happens,
I still want to continue to the next encounter
and to the next discovery.
だから、たとえこんなことがあったとしても、
それでも僕はまた、次の出会いや
発見をしたいと思う

I may not really understand it, either. I may be hesitating.
Maybe I'm continuing the journey to understand it better.
僕自身もわかってないのかもしれない、迷っているのかもしれない。
それをもっとわかるために、旅を続けているのかもしれない

We'll need to go quite far again tomorrow.
明日はまただいぶ走らなくちゃ

I wanted to know why there are so many mummies lying around here.
なんでこんな所にたくさんのミイラさんたちが転がってるのか聞いたんだ

It's too haphazard for a graveyard, I guess...
墓場…にしては乱暴か

Is it prohibited to take them into the country by any chance?
もしかして、持込禁止ですか？

If you have Persuaders like these, you must be quite skilled.
これほどのものをお持ちとは、腕前の方もさぞかし

You may bring them in if they are for your protection.
But I'm sure you won't need them.
護身用でしたら、そのまま持ち込んでくださってけっこうです。
でもきっと必要ないです

If you're sightseeing, you should go to the History Museum.
観光でしたら、ぜひ歴史博物館に行ってみるといい

I don't know about that, but it hardly looks like a country at war.
それはわからないけど、とても戦争している国には…

I can't count on what you say, Kino.
キノの言うことも当てにならないね

Oh, no. It's a war, but it won't pose any danger to travelers.
It's not like the wars of former times.
いやいや、戦争といっても、旅人さんには危険はないですから。
そんな前時代的な戦争ではありませんから

I think the curator there will gladly tell you all about it.
あそこの館長さんが、親切に教えてくれると思いますよ

When people started living in this inhospitable land for the first time,
it was only a small settlement consisting of several dozen people.
この荒れ果てた土地に初めて人が住み始めた頃、
ほんの数十人の小さな集落に過ぎませんでした

By building a water channel and reclaiming the land,
our ancestors developed the town greatly.
私たちの祖先は水路を引き、土地を開墾し、
町を大きく発展させていきました

Commerce and industry developed even further
and consequently, the castle walls were also expanded.
商工業はさらに発展し、
それにつれて城壁も拡大していきました

The basics of our country's development, still applicable today,
were formed during this period.
現代に通じる我が国発展の基礎が、
この時代に形作られたのです

I imagine it was quite hard work to build a country out of nothing.
何もない所に国を開くのは、大変な苦労だったと思います

But a country growing big doesn't always bring good things, traveler.
でも国が大きくなるのは、良いことばかりではないのです、旅人さん

Once a country becomes large, it ends up needing contact with other countries.
Some of them are unfortunate encounters.
国が大きくなれば、どうしても他国との接触を持たなければなりません。
中には不幸な出会いもあるのです

In truth, it might have been a problem
that could have been solved diplomatically.
それは本当なら、外交手段によって解決できる
問題だったのかもしれません

But when two races with different languages, religions, customs, and everything else
become neighbors, it was easy for them to view each other with hostility.
でも、人種、言語から宗教や生活習慣、その他すべてが違う
民族が隣り合わせになると、お互いを敵視するのは簡単だったのです

The war continued to escalate. Along with this,
new weapons were developed and many people died.
戦争はますますエスカレートし、それに伴って
新しい兵器も開発され、たくさんの人たちが死んでいったのでした

As both countries warred off and on,
they would repeatedly exhaust national resources
and ended up calling cease-fires without clear victors.
両国は思い出したように戦争を仕掛けては、
国力が疲弊し、
どちらが勝ったかわからないまま、休戦するということを繰り返してきました

What happened 15 years ago when you suddenly found peace?
急に平和になった15年前に、何があったんですか？

That would be explained in the next corner,
but I'm afraid we don't have any time left today.
それは次のコーナーで説明するのですが、
残念ですね、今日はもう時間がありません

We're leaving the day after tomorrow.
I'm available anytime before then.
明後日出発です。
それまでならいつでも

What are we going to see?
何を見学するの？

The curator told me about you two.
I'll be your guide today.
話は館長さんから伺っております。
今日は、自分が案内役を務めさせて頂きます

The final results will now be announced!
Scoring ten to nine, the winning country is Veldelval!
ただいまより、計測の結果発表！
ポイント１０対９、勝利国ベルデルバル！

They'll be so excited when we get back home!
国に帰ったら大騒ぎだ！

Yes, we did. Now the mystery of the mummies has been solved.
うん、見たよ。ミイラさんたちの謎は解けた

To me, it looked like nothing more than the massacre
or execution of the Tatatans.
僕には、タタタ人の虐殺か、
処刑にしか見えませんでした

But that is our version of war.
でも、あれが私たちの戦争なのです

Many people died during the war that kept on going tirelessly for years.
長年飽きもせず起きる戦争で、何人もの人が死にました

I desperately thought about how such a meaningless war might be avoided.
私は、こんな無意味な戦争をしなくて済む方法はないかと、必死に考えました

Nothing would change, if I only insisted on stopping the war.
ただ戦争をやめようと主張するだけでは、何も変わりません

Humans naturally possess competitiveness, hostility, and cruelty,
so there needed to be a way that they could vent these feelings effectively.
人間は元々、競争心や敵愾心、残忍さを持っているのですから、
それをうまく発散することもできる方法でなければ

When I announced this idea, there happened to be a woman in the other country,
who had coincidentally come up with the same idea.
私はこのアイデアを発表したとき、偶然にも向こうの国で、
まったく同じことを思いついた女性がいました

After that, the two countries formed an agreement
and discarded weapons that were too deadly.
There would be no point in wiping out the Tatatans, after all.
それから二つの国は協定を結んで、
殺傷能力の強すぎる兵器を捨てていきました。
タタタ人を全滅させてしまっては何もなりませんからね

Thanks to that, the national defense budget could be reduced greatly.
おかげで国防費は大幅に削減できました

Since then, we have never had a war
where there were casualties in either of our countries.
その時以来、二国間に国民が死ぬような
戦争は一度も起きていません

Please try calculating it out. The number of casualties among the Tatatans
is so little that it is incomparable
to the number of victims in the war of the past.
計算してみてください。タタタ人の犠牲者の数は、
かつての戦争による私たちの犠牲者の数とは、
比べ物もにならないほど少ないのです

Besides... Are there any alternatives that could replace it?
それに…他に代替案がありますか？あるなら教えてください

Sacrifices must be made for peace, Kino.
And that sacrifice absolutely cannot be our children.
キノさん、平和には犠牲が必要なのですよ。
そしてそれは、絶対に私たちの子供であってはならないのです

Of course, I feel sorry for the curator because her family was killed,
but I'd still say no thanks to that kind of peace.
そりゃあ、あの館長さんも家族を殺されてかわいそうなんだけど、
やっぱりあんな平和はご免だねキノ

You will now come with us to our village
and there, you will be torn limb from limb in front of our eyes
and you'll die for us.
あなたにはこれから我々の村へ付いて来てもらい、
そこでみんなの前で八つ裂きになって、
死んでもらいます

Why is that?
どうしてですか？

For our revenge. We are massacred for no reason
and we cannot even bury our loved ones.
我々の復讐のためです。我々は何の意味もなく殺戮され、
愛する人を埋葬することさえできないのです

But we cannot win even if we fight.
So, we do not care who it is.
In this case, it is you, who just happened to pass this way.
We must torture and kill anyone we can
to satisfy our desire for revenge, even if it is only a little.
だが我々は戦っても勝てない。
そこで誰でもいいから、
この場合はたまたま通りかかったあなたを、
いたぶりながら殺して、
復讐心をほんの少しだけでも、満足させなければならないのです

It makes me curious to know what kind of place
would make them say such things.
そこまで言われるなんて、
どんな所か興味が沸くね

It may turn out to be a really memorable and unforgettable country.
とっても思い出深い、一生忘れられない国になるかもよ

Could you tell me if there's a place I can stay at?
Somewhere with a shower that isn't too , if possible.
泊まる所があれば、教えてもらえませんか？
シャワー付きの、できればあまり値段が高くない所

Ours is like that!
ウチがそうだよ

My place is a hotel. My parents run it.
It's just over there.
うちはホテルです。両親が経営しているから。
すぐそこです

In that case, would you take me there?
じゃあ、案内してもらおうかな

We haven't had a guest from a foreign country for a long time.
外国のお客様は、本当に久しぶりです

We'll prepare a room for you right away.
すぐにお部屋をご用意しますね

Is the room with a wide door on the first floor available?
So it'll be easy for Hermes to go in!
１階の、ドアが広い部屋は空いてる？
エルメスさんが入りやすいように

I'd like to ask you to repair a Persuader.
あの、パースウェーダーの修理を、お願いしたいのですが

They decided to build a new country as their permanent settlement
in this forest where there was no one who hated them.
彼らは、自分たちを嫌う者がいないこの森を、
永住の地として、新しい国を作ることにしたのです

What a surprise. This is even better than when I held it for the first time.
驚きました。初めてこれを手にした時以上です

How much do I owe you?
お代はいくらほどですか？

I used to have a brilliant female Persuader shooter for a student,
who made other people call her "Master."
She would travel all over the place and stick her nose into trouble.
At times, she would be appreciated and at other times, she would incur people's displeasure.
昔教え子に、自分を師匠と呼ばせる
凄腕の女パースウェーダ使いがいた。
あちこち旅して、トラブルに首を突っ込み、
ある時は感謝されまたある時は睨まれた

I used to always have it on my hip when I was traveling a long time ago.
I want to let it travel again.
昔わしが旅をしていた時、いつも腰に吊っていたものだ。
またそいつに旅をさせてやってほしいんだ

She told me to answer that way if I had to give a response.
師匠に、将来もしもの時は、そう答えるように言われてたんだ

It must have been out of concern for your safety.
キノの身を案じてのことだね

I think I'll still continue, even then.
Because I think this is what I want to do.
それでも続けるだろうね。
僕が、やりたいことだと思ってるからさ

Many travelers will visit this country where I was born
and they'll go home with many wonderful, unforgettable memories.
私の生まれたこの国に、大勢の旅人さんが訪れて、
一生忘れられないような、素敵な思い出をたくさん作って帰っていくの

No matter when or where it is, the stars shine upon the world in the same way.
星は、どんな時もどんな場所でも、同じように世界を照らしてくれているから

But it's strange. The starry night sky is the same as last night,
but the starlight feels gentler today.
でも不思議だな。昨日と同じ星空なのに、
今日は光がやさしく感じる

In a little while, we may be out of work
because Sakura will be working so hard.
あと少ししたら、サクラのがんばりで
私たちは暇になってしまうかな

It bothered me at the beginning, but somewhere along the way,
I didn't care anymore.
最初のうちは気にしてたけど、途中から
どうでもよくなったよ

I wonder if my body's out of whack somehow?
体の調子が狂ったのかな？

Well, could I not stay for another day or two?
その、もう一日、二日滞在できませんか？

If you're going west and camping out, the mountain ridge should be good.
There's a possible danger of falling rocks before there.
西へ行って野宿なら、尾根のあたりがいいでしょう。
そこより手前は落石の危険があります

Make sure, Kino-san. You mustn't stop before the ridge.
キノさんきっとですよ、尾根より手前ではいけません

This must be the place they told us about.
ここだね、教えてもらった場所

It's heading towards that country.
Volcanic ashes and pumice spew out with high heat
and run down the surface of the mountain at a high speed.
It's called pyroclastic flow.
あの国に向かってる。
火山灰と軽石が高温で噴出して、
山肌を高速で流れ下る。
いわゆる火砕流だ

Blood in the body comes to a boiling point instantly and they die of shock.
They won't even have time to escape.
There's nothing you can do.
体中の血液が一瞬で沸騰して、ショック死するんだ。
逃げる暇もないよ。
キノにできることは何もない

It was a month ago, when the scholars' research told us
that a pyroclastic flow would hit this country.
学者たちの調査によって、
火砕流が国を襲うことがわかったのは、一ヶ月前のことでした

We had two choices to choose from.
To abandon the country or not.
私たちが取るべき道は二つに一つ。
国を捨てるか、捨てないか

Our choice may seem silly to travelers like you.
But we were born here and know no other way to live.
旅人であるあなた方には、この選択が愚かに映るでしょうね。
でも私たちはここで生まれ、他の生き方を知りません

We chose to live out our remaining days here without cursing our fate.
私たちは運命を呪うことなく、残された日々を、ここで生きることを選んだのです

That was when we were shocked to realize
that our country had been very irreverent to travelers in the past.
そんな時、愕然としました。
私たちの国はそれまで旅人に対して大変不遜な態度をとってきと

If nothing were done, people would remember us as coldhearted people.
このままでは私たちが冷たい民として、人々の記憶に残ってしまう

Ironically, no travelers came since we had changed our attitude.
皮肉なことに、私たちが心を改めてから、旅人がまったく来なくなりました

Furthermore, only the adults know this fact.
You may think we're selfish,
but we'll be taking our daughter with us.
尚、この事実を知っているのは大人たちだけです。
身勝手だと思われるかもしれませんが、
あの子は私たちが連れていきます

Either way, traveling riding tandem would've been impossible.
どの道二人乗りで旅はムリさ

No idea. What shall we do?
Shall I keep thinking about what to do?
さあね。どうしようか…
どうしようか悩み続けようか？

【スレの感想】
fack you

At first I thought he was just a reserved transfer student,
but Oyamada-kun is rather perverted.
最初はおとなしそうな転校生だと思ってたんだけどさぁ、
小山田君て結構エッチだねぇ

That can't be helped. All men are beasts, after all.
仕方ないわ…男なんて、みんなケダモノだもの

But even so, Oyamada-kun really stands out from the rest.
いやでも小山田君はなかでも特別だよ

Oh my, but high school students nowadays
do even more outrageous things, right?
あら、今時の高校生なら、
もっと過激な事してるでしょ？

You shouldn't keep getting pushed around by Minamoto-san.
If you hate it, you should say it clearly!
いつまでもミナモトさんに振り回されてちゃダメよ。
イヤならイヤと、はっきり言わないと！

At any rate, you will tell her the next time she comes.
Tell her that it's bothersome right to her face!
とにかく、次にきたらちゃんと言うの。
迷惑ですって、キッパリ！

Your ambiguous attitude is what's so unnerving!
そういうあいまいな態度がダメなの！

Really, Kouta-kun is such a shy person.
Looks like I have to change my strategy a bit.
全くコウタ君は奥手なんだから。
ちょっと作戦を変えなきゃダメかな…

You sure are obsessed with that first year student.
Is the mating season here?
えらくあの１年生にご執心だな。
今頃盛りの季節か？

We'll observe the situation for now.
If we make a move hastily, we'll lose what we stand to gain.
今は様子見だな。
慌てて動けば、儲かるものも儲からん

Could that, by any chance, be your first?
もしかして、初めてだった？

No way, that won't do!
You have to cherish your body!
そんな、ダメです！体は大切にしないと！

Can I still be considered a human?
これでも私は人間？

You're just the kind of person I imagined you to be.
やっぱりコウタ君は、私が思った通りの人だった

This is my first time doing it with a guy...
Yup, it'll work out somehow!
私も男の子とは初めてだけど…
うん、きっと何とかなるよ！

This may be the first time for both of us,
but I'm the only one who'll be in pain.
お互い初めてでも、
痛いのはあたしだけだから

And the one you're pinning down is a human, isn't he?
てめーが押し倒してんのは人間じゃねえのかよ！

If we can love each other, I don't care what happens to me.
So there's no need for you to make an appearance!
コウタ君と愛し合えるなら、どんな目にあったって構わない。
だからお前の出る幕じゃないの！

For a fox to possess a human completely, the human has to be willing.
If the human shuts the fox out of his heart, he cannot take our forms
キツネが人間に完全に憑りつくには、相手が心を許してなくちゃいけない。
もしも人間が心を閉ざしていたら、オレ達の姿にはなれない

The fact that we can make such a big flame
goes to show that our love for each other is really deep.
あれだけの炎を生み出せたのは、
それだけ私たちの愛が、深く強いってことよ

The damage we did is equivalent to the strength of our bonds.
あの壊れっぷりが、二人の絆の強さそのもの

You know the reason I called you here, right?
Of course, it's to continue where we left off that day.
ここに呼び出したワケ、わかるでしょ？
もちろん、あの日の続き

Miss, after eating so much,
don't tell me you don't have a necessity with you.
まさかお嬢ちゃん、これだけ食べておいて、
肝心なものがないって言うんじゃないだろうねぇ

That's not right. She does look somewhat like a foreigner... But that girl's likely a...
Most likely this girl's the same as Chizuru-san...
違う…外国の子に見えなくもないけど、あの子はたぶん…
おそらく、この子も千鶴さんと同じ…

What? If you have money on you, you should've said so earlier.
なんだ、持ってんならそう言ってくれりゃいいのに

Spirits... I wonder if they live normally in the city
and it's just that we don't notice them?
妖怪って、僕たちが気づかないだけで、
普通に街中にいるもんなのかなぁ…

You want me to throw away the key of love that links our hearts?
二人を繋ぐ愛のカギを捨てちゃう気？

A boy is key, and girl is keyhole!
Open my door whenever you feel like it!
It's never been opened before!
男の人がカギで、女はカギ穴だよね。
いつでも開けて、私の扉。
新築だよぉー

You, you can't do that! Not this early in the morning!
ダメですこんな朝から！

I've warded this place. Nobody can enter,
so it's a world with just the two of us.
So you don't need to be bothered by anything else.
結界を張ったわ。誰も入ってこない、
二人だけの世界よ。
だから、もう何も気にしなくていいんだよ

Really. I can no longer stop!
もう止まらないわよ

I'm finally going to climb the stairs to adulthood... I'm sorry, Grandpa!
僕、ついに大人の階段を…ごめんなさいおじいちゃん！

Oh no. I can't live on in this town any longer!
あー、もうこの街で暮していけないよ！

He gets horny anywhere, anytime!
淫乱ところ構わず！

I may get pregnant if I get too close to him.
近づきすぎると、妊娠しちゃうかも

Well, he's a little weak against bouncing boobs, so maybe he's a bit perverted.
But he doen't flirt with other girls!
まぁ、揺れるおっぱいに弱いみたいだし、ちょっとはエッチかも。
でも、他の女の子には手を出さないもん！

Can you give me an explanation? An explanation I can accept.
説明願えるかしら…納得のいく

This place's so noisy. I bet it's the same pattern as always,
with Chizuru and Kouta getting too close and Asahina preaching.
うっせーなもう…どうせ千鶴とコウタがイチャついて、朝比奈がお説教って
パターンだろ…

Untie me this instant!
さっさとほどけ！

For someone who skipped lessons and ran to a first-year classroom,
getting tied up is par for the course.
授業を放棄して一年の教室に入り浸る奴は、
縛られて当然だ

If I don't go, Kouta-kun's chastity will be in danger!
私がいかないと、コウタ君の貞操が危ないのよ！

Letting you run free would mean even greater danger to his chastity.
お前を野放しにする方が、よっぽど貞操の危機だ

If I don't quick, Kouta-kun would be taken by that thieving cat!
早く行かないと、コウタ君があのドロボウ猫に！

That transfer student, Ezomori Nozomu, belongs to the family of wolves.
Her clan appears to be rather famous in Hokkaido.
あの転校生、エゾモリ望の系列は狼。
北海道じゃ名の知れた一族らしいな

It's all because we lack bodily contact
that the woman made a pass at you.
We need to become more intimate!
二人のスキンシップが足りないから、
あんな女がちょっかい出してくるの。
もっと親密にならなきゃ

Naked. Because this is a bath.
I smell something obscene here.
裸。お風呂だから。
なんかすごくいやらしい臭いがする

In this kind of situation, it'd be strange not to become obscene!
Humans are in the mating season all year round!
こういう状況で、いやらしくない方がおかしいんだから！
人は一年中発情期よ！

Your breats are too big.
All those are flab.
胸大きすぎ。
それ脂身

How long are you going to stay in the bath?
Geez, pushing all the household chores onto me.
いつまで風呂に入ってんだよ。
たくっ、家事はみんな俺に押し付けやがって

Not like you'll get punished for helping me a little.
少しぐらい手伝ってもバチは当たんねぇぞ

As soon as I tidy them up, she throws them all over the place again.
Before reading these, she should try to behave more like a woman.
片付けた側から散らかしやがって…
こんなの読む前に少しは女らしくしろってんだ

Please eat it while it's still warm.
温かいうちに召し上がれ

I'm sorry, I added too much salt.
ごめんね、塩加減間違っちゃって…

It's okay, you don't have to console me.
いいよ、慰めてくれなくて…

I'm bad at cooking.
So... while cooking I also cut, scorched, and fried my fingers.
お料理、苦手だから…
だから、指も一緒に切ったり焼いたり炒めちゃったり

You got hurt for my sake.
I'm really happy about what you're doing for me.
ボクのためにそんな傷だらけで…
千鶴さんの気持ち、とってもうれしいです

That's the perfect transfer student "flag".
見事なまでの転校生フラグ

A pity that she's doing it only after she's been transferred, eh?
惜しむらくは、とっくに転校してきた後にあれをやられても、ねえ…

The way she makes herself so frank, I just can't get mad at her.
あそこまで露骨だと、なんだか怒る気にもなれないわ

She's good. Now she's activated the "flag"
of being mistaken as his lover.
やるねぇ。続けて恋人に勘違いされてしまう
フラグ発動

Not really. I just told her about the magazine that Chizuru was reading.
別にぃ、ただ千鶴が読んでる雑誌を教えてやっただけだよ

Somebody's been skipping housework to read some magazines that guarantee victory in love.
But I can't believe someone else other than Chizuru would put it to practice.
家事もしねぇで、恋愛必勝だか知らねぇ雑誌を読んでやがったけど、
千鶴以外にマジに実践するヤツがいたとはなぁ

Whichever he chooses, he's going to hell!
どちらを選んでも地獄ね、これは！

Come, one of them will be out if any of the food is tasted!
さあ、どちらを先に食べてもアウト！

It's hopeless... after all Chizuru is bad at cooking, right?
やっぱりダメかな…千鶴、お料理下手だもんね…

Kouta, I... gave my all into making this.
コウタ、私…一生懸命作ったよ

The two of them are launching an attack which makes full use of women's weapon!
This is going to hurt.
二人とも、女の武器を最大に使っての攻撃。
これは効くわね

You sure don't get tired of causing a commotion over and over again.
毎度騒ぎを起こして、よく飽きないもんだな

If you continue making a mess in this school,
I'll have to take appropriate measures.
これ以上学園を騒がすなら、
こちらもしかるべき処置を取るぞ

Hey... If you care about Kouta, I think you should quit...
If this goes on, he'll surely kick the bucket!
なぁ…コウタのためを思うなら、やめてやった方が…
このままだと、あいつマジに死ぬかもって！

Whose fault do you think it is?
誰のせいでこんなことになってると思ってるのよ

Oueen crab. I went to Niigata to get it.
越前ガニ。新潟まで行ってきた

Friends are important after all.
I was worried that nobody could taste my cooking.
やっぱり持つべきものは友達よねぇ。
試食役がいなくて困ってたの

It's been a while since I've had such a feast.
こんなごちそう久しぶり

She's gone totally into rampaging mode.
Now she won't listen to me no matter what I say.
完全に暴走モードはいってるな…
ああなったら俺が何を言っても聞きゃしねえよ

It's your fault since you never made it clear.
If it tastes horrible, just say so. Because you don't say it clearly and force yourself to eat it,
the new dishes are becoming more horrible.
はっきりしない小山田君が悪い。
まずいものはまずい。はっきり言わずにムリに食べたりするから、
どんどん創作料理が不気味になるんじゃないの

If you really cherish that person, you have to scold her outright!
本当に大事な人なら、ちゃんと叱ってあげなきゃダメよ

Real kindness is about telling a person the truth,
even if it means hurting her at that point in time.
本当のやさしさというのは、たとえ一時は相手を傷つけるとわかっていても、
本当のことを告げてあげることなのよ

If you do that, the person will be able to take a more correct path.
そうすることで、相手はより良い方向に進むことができる

Isn't it obvious? I'm going to give him treatment.
決まってるじゃない、治療よ

Your leg's getting in my way!
あなたの足ジャマ！

It's you who's getting in my way.
そっちこそジャマ

You're always getting in my way somehow!
なんだかんだとジャマばっかり！

If you keep going too far, I'm going to get mad!
いい加減にしないと、怒ります！

Well then, I wonder how you're going to punish me?
さて、コウタ君はいったいどんなお仕置きしてくれるのかな？

She's done something wrong, so you'll get mad at her, right?
If so, you'll have to punish her.
悪いことしたから怒ってくれるんでしょ？
だったら、お仕置きしなくちゃ

What kind of punishment are you going to give her?
どんなお仕置きしてくれるの？

Hey, anything is fine.
Even if it hurts. Even if it's embarassing.
Have your way with Chizuru.
何でもいいんだよ。
痛くしても、恥ずかしくしても。
千鶴を、好きにして

Then... I'll spank you.
じゃあ…お尻ペンペン

Pain has to be felt raw!
やっぱり痛みは、生で味合わなくちゃ

So you're going to keep me waiting, and bully me in this way, right?
コウタ君たらじらして、そうやって千鶴を虐めるつもりなのね

If you don't do it quick, somebody's going to come.
早くしないと誰か来ちゃうよ

I'm poor at the vaulting horse.
I always end up riding on it, just like this.
That's why... I'll have to do self-training.
あたし跳び箱苦手なんだ。
こんな風にすぐ跨っちゃうの。
だから…自主トレしなくっちゃ

Should I place my hands on this position?
手をつく位置は、ここでいいの？

Why do I always get my hips caught?
Is something wrong with my position?
腰が乗っちゃうのは、どうして？
位置が変？

With you around, I feel as if I could fly.
Flying... while riding like this.
コウタ君となら、私飛べちゃいそうだよ。
乗ったまま…飛べちゃいそう

You are the third party trying to get between me and Kouta!
私とコウタ君との間に、後から割り込んできたくせに！

It doesn't matter who came first.
Because Kouta will be the one to choose.
順番は関係ないよ。
だって選ぶのはコウタだもん

Come to think of it, if you think this way it's already your loss, right?
Instead of trying to defeat your opponent,
you should think about how to make Kouta your love slave.
つうかさ、そんなこと考えてる時点で負けてね？
相手を蹴落とす前に、
コウタを虜にする方法を考えるべきじゃねーの？

Why not just make him drink a love potion?
いっそのことホレ薬でも飲ませればいいんじゃね？

I meant it as a joke..
俺は冗談のつもりで…

It's too late for you to complain about it.
今更グダグダ言わないで

Hey, you'd better stop.
Those are all sealed items confiscated from the spirits,
and they aren't allowed to be taken off the premises!
おい、やめとけって。
そこにあるのは妖怪たちから没収した門外不出、
絶対封印のアイテムばかりだろ

Geez, I've only started looking! Don't rush me.
もう、探し始めたばっかだってのに。焦らせるなっての

What's this? A bunny suit to enslave your partner for life.
なになに、相手を一生虜にするバニー服

It fits perfectly! As if it's custom-made for me!
ぴったり、まさに私のためにあつらえたような

W-w-w-what in the world is that outfit!
ななな、なんですかその格好は！

I can't take it off anymore!
I can't take this clothes off, however I try!
脱げなくなっちゃったの！
この服どうしても脱げないの！

You people never cease to amaze me.
まったくあきれたヤツだ

We'll continue to research this, so bear
with it for the time being, okay?
私たちも引き続き調べてみるから、
しばらくそのままで我慢ね

Well, just think of it as a uniform that's a little unique..
まぁ少し変わった制服だと思えば…

She must be sexually frustrated.
欲求不満なのよきっと

You're all right with other people ogling at my boobs and butt?
他の人に、千鶴のおっぱいやお尻をえっちな目で見られてもいいんだ？

See, they're looking at me again!
Chizuru's butt is feeling the prickly stares!
ほら、また見られてる。
千鶴のお尻チクチクしちゃってる！

I'm just saving Kouta from the female pervert.
コウタを痴女から守っただけ

Come, give me your overcoat! I'll put it on a hanger.
さあ、上着貸してね、ハンガーにかけちゃうから

It's dangerous to leave you and Kouta by yourselves.
千鶴とコウタを二人にさせるの危険

I'm in charge of keeping watch so that Oyamada-kun's pristine soul
doesn't get defiled by a certain somebody.
これ以上、誰かさんに小山田君の無垢な魂が
汚されないよう、お目付け役です！

I... Well... I thought everyone seems to be having fun.
え、俺はその…なんかみんなで楽しそうだなと

Yesterday you appeared in my dream...
Kouta-kun, you were so intense.
昨日はコウタ君が夢に出てきて…
コウタ君激しかった

That's a dream rated 18 and above, huh?
Ｒ１８指定の夢だな

Hey, stop rubbing him with that washing board of yours!
ちょっと、そんな洗濯板、こすり付けないで！

Yuuki, those words are so obscene.
Are you being influenced without knowing it?
ユウキ、その言い方卑猥よ。
気づかないうちに影響されてない？

Clothes which suck her vitality?
生気を吸い取る服？

Yes, that's a bunny suit that a wasp spider weaved with spider web.
ええ、あれは女郎蜘蛛が、蜘蛛の糸で織り当てたバニー服だったの

She's an unparalleled beauty of a spirit
that seduced men one by one and took their vitality.
次々に男を誘惑して、その生気を吸い取る
絶世の美女妖怪よ

Normally they wouldn't cast any incantation on males.
But the person who made that clothes had no luck with men at all.
本来は男の人に不自由するはずもないんだけど、
あの服を作った人は、あまりに男運がなくてね

The wasp spider perished right after making the clothes,
but her thoughts still live on.
女郎蜘蛛は、服を織り上げるとともに滅んだけど、
その執念はまだ生きているわ

If she can't take it off, just cut it.
脱げないんだったら切っちゃえばいいじゃない

A spirit which can manipulate clothes at will?
服を自由に操る妖怪？

Do something about that female fox!
Otherwise I'll make you run around the campus a hundred times!
あの女狐を早くなんとかしろ！
さもなくば校庭を１００周させるぞ！

Our wavelengths sure match each other well.
そなたとは波長が合いそうじゃ

This is nothing if I imagine it as a form of sports!
こんなの、スポーツの一種と思い込めばたいしたことねえぜ

Those are only clothings. Just tear them up!
たかが服、切り裂けばいい！

Listen up. The wasp spider that is supposed to have perished
has sealed her own soul in the bunny suit.
聞いて。滅んだはずの女郎蜘蛛は、
あの服に自分の魂を封じ込めていたの

The wasp spider has been using Minamoto-san's vitality
to wield her demonic powers.
Her vitality has been consumed to a great extent now.
女郎蜘蛛はミナモトさんの生気を使って
妖力を奮っているわ。
今ので生気もかなり消耗したはずよ

If we don't hurry, Minamoto-san Will be taken over by her.
早くしないとミナモトさんは、女郎蜘蛛に乗っ取られてしまうわ

What did you come here for?
こんな所に来て、何する気？

I shall be reborn in a youthful body and indulge
myself in men. Oh, how long I've waited for this!
若い体に生まれ変わって男三昧。
どれほど待ち焦がれたことか

I've always wanted to wear a wedding dress at least for once!
This is a woman's primitive desire!
Befitting of the start of a new life!
一度でいいから着てみたかったのよ花嫁衣裳。
これぞ女の本懐、
新しい門出に相応しかろう

I've taken your vitality down to the last drop, as my nourishment!
お前の生気を根こそぎ吸い取って、我が糧としてくれる！

What a bother. Gleaning up this mess will be a troublesome task.
やれやれ。後始末が大変じゃ

I was really at a loss back then.
一時はどうなることかと…

海外ドラマを英語の日本語字幕で見るといいよ

>>1-2
このｽﾚってカブヒキさんが立てたの？

ネトゲが終わらない

Nobody will come in to disturb us...
so let's savor our first time slowly, okay?
ジャマは入らないから、
ゆっくりと初めてを楽しもうね

Grandpa, at last I'm going to become an adult!
おじいちゃん、とうとう僕大人になっちゃいます…

Note, nope, lying doesn't help.
I've doubled the barrier's strength today.
Even the flat-chested wolf can't get in.
ダメダメ、嘘言っても。
今日の結界は２倍増しだもん。
つるぺた狼だって入っちゃこれないわよ

You call this a barrier? It's so thin that I didn't notice it.
これが結界かよ。薄っぺらすぎてわからなかったぜ

First time I see her after a long time,
and she goes on and on about "Kouta, Kouta".
As her brother, I'm a bit jealous.
望むに聞いたのさ。昨日久しぶりに会ってみれば、
コウタコウタとうるさくて。
兄としてはちょい嫉妬しちゃうね

Hey, hey. We haven't met in a long time,
so can't you be more friendly... Hmm?
おいおい、久々なんだから
もうちょい愛想が良くてもいいんじゃ…

You're getting bigger and bigger.
In the past it... only fitted my palm.
ますます大きくなってねえか。
昔はこう、手に収まるぐらいで…

A long time ago, some monk made this item to curb his desires,
especially lust, which interfered with his training.
昔、どっかの坊主が、修行の妨げになる煩悩…
特に色欲を戒めるために作った道具だ

If the wearer gets sexually excited, he'll suffer a great pain.
In the worst case, he could even lose his life.
付けた者が性的に興奮すると、激しく苦しみ、
最悪の場合命をも奪う

Well, if a certain somebody tries to seduce him,
then I can't tell what will happen to him.
ま、どっかの誰かさんが色仕掛けをすれば、
どうなるかわからないけどな

To put it in one word... jealousy?
Spirits are the most suitable for spirits
一言で言えば、嫉妬かな。
妖怪は妖怪同士が一番さ

Well, if you just do as I say, I may consider taking the bracelet off.
ま、俺の言う通りにすりゃ、外してやらないでもないがな

I can't! I'll start flirting with him if we meet!
ダメよ！会ったらイチャイチャしたくなっちゃうもん！

It's too late to say this, but whenever I remember
that this is my sister, I feel like crying.
今更ながら、これが自分の姉だと思うと泣けるぜ…

Not seeing Kouta is enough to turn you into this state?
Not like it's some withdrawal symptoms.
コウタに会えないだけで、そこまでなるかよ。
禁断症状じゃあるまいし

Now that it's come down to this, I'll pry it out of Saku
even if it means using brute force.
こうなったら、
腕づくでもサクから聞き出してやる

Right now I'm as good as dead anyway!
So long as I can maintain my bonds with Kouta-kun,
my life doesn't matter to me!
どうせ、今のままなら死んでるのも同じだもの。
コウタ君との絆を守るためなら、
命なんか惜しくない！

I don't know why, I keep having this gloomy feeling in my heart.
よくわかんないんだけど、胸の奥がもやもやして…

New Year's Day... This is the first time I'm celebrating one alone.
I wonder if Grandpa's eating rice cakes right now?
お正月…一人で迎えるのって初めてだよなぁ。
今頃、おもち食べてるかな、おじいちゃん

Which reminds me, the New Year dishes that the old lady next door made
were really delicious. They must be having a gathering right about now.
そういえば、お隣のおばあちゃんが作ってくれたお雑煮、
すごくおいしかったっけ…今頃、みんな集まってるんだろうなぁ

New Year's Day in the city is so quiet.
I wonder if it's the same for everybody else?
静かだよねぇ、
都会のお正月って、みんなこんな感じなのかな

Why? Lovers are supposed to spend their time together
on New Year's Day, right?
どうしてって、お正月は
恋人同士で過ごすものでしょう？

You... You look very good in it, really.
に、似合います…すごく

Really? How much?
So much that you want Chizuru?
え、ほんと？どれくらい？
千鶴が欲しくなっちゃうくらい？

How about coming with me to the New Year's shrine visit?
No, that doesn't sound right.
初詣、俺と一緒に行かないか！
いや、違うな…

Come along. Let's go!
Let's go, yo!
行ってくれ。行こうぜ！
行こうＹＯ

I'll go make some tea.
お茶入れますね

Then allow me to do it.
だったらあたしが

I can't ask her to change out of it, can I?
If I tell her to take it off,
I'll get into deep trouble too.
着替えてもらうわけにはいかないよなぁ…
脱いでなんていったら
大変なことになっちゃうだろうし

How does this taste?
この味どうかな？

Great! It was worth the trouble to learn it.
よかった！お勉強した甲斐があったな

Do you bring it all the way here?
わざわざ持ってきたんですか？

Nothing like that! A game is fun
no matter how many people are playing it!
そんなことないよ！何人でやったって、
ゲームは楽しいんだよ

Massage the person in front of you.
目の前の相手をマッサージする

Chizuru's breasts are big, so her shoulders get stiff easily.
千鶴胸が大きいから肩がこっちゃって

The instructions written there are absolute.
You'll suffer the consequences if you don't do as it says.
そこに書いてある指示は絶対なの。
ちゃんと守らないと、酷い目に遭うんだから

The Absolute Dice Game, which is circulated among the spirits.
It'll be a disaster to break the rules.
妖怪の間に伝わる絶対スゴロク。
ルールを破ったら大変なの

I'm feeling stiff here.
Ah, maybe it's here after all.
ここもこってるみたい。
あ、やっぱりこっちかも

I wish for Kouta to always be by my side.
コウタがずっと側にいてくれますように

Oh, but just being together is too boring.
I wish Kouta-kun will come and fondle Chizuru's breasts on his own will.
And give her lots of sweet kisses!
あ、でもやっぱり一緒にいるだけじゃつまんないからぁ…
コウタ君が自分から千鶴の胸を揉んでくれてぇ、
甘いキスをいっぱいしてくれてぇ

I wish that this year I can make out with Kouta-kun
many, many, many times!
コウタ君と、今年もいっぱいいっぱい、いっぱい
エッチできますように

I wish that this will be another wholesome year!
今年こそは健全な一年になりますように！

No, you're only eating sweets,
but it looks really... indecent.
いや、アメ食べてるだけなのに、
なんかその…いやらしいというか

Don't be like that. You have to eat it!
だめだよぉ、食べてくれなきゃ

What could Asahina be doing right now?
今頃何やってんだろうなぁ、朝比奈のヤツ

You should also find one as soon as possible. A partner like this!
たゆらも早く見つけなさいよねぇ、こういう相手

Don't get carried away. The shrine is a holy place.
自重しろよ。神社は神聖な場所だぞ

The way you put it makes us
seem like we're unclean beings!
それじゃ、私たちがまるで
不浄なものみたいじゃないの！

It says that I can bond with the person I love!
Let the two of us bond quickly, okay?
思い人と結ばれる、だって！
早く結ばれようね、私たち

You'll have the greatest trouble with women.
It will probably be a painful year.
最大の女難の相、
苦しい年になるでしょう

Because of obstruction from someone close to you,
the distance between you and your lover will widen even more.
身近な人物の妨げで、
思い人との間はますますこじれるでしょう

I'll shred that up!
こんなの破いてやる！

Oh crap! I should have dressed up as a shrine maiden!
しまった！巫女さんにしとけばよかった！

You two over there! You haven't been doing naughty things
ever since New Year's Day, have you?
そこの二人！お正月から
いけないことしてないでしょうね！

Like I said, why do things have to turn out this way?!
だから、どうしてそうなるのよ？！

Really, there's nothing of worth here.
たく、ロクなもんがねえじゃねえか

Let me inspect his room carefully.
部屋をじっくり観察しなきゃね

What the hell is that? Don't go deciding things on your own!
You people are giant barricades of doom!
何それ！勝手に決めないでよ！
あんたたちお邪魔虫！

すごいな。写経。
ＴＯＥＩＣ８５０ぐらい実力ありそう。

リスニングにほうが重要だと思う

リスニングは外人さんとスカイプすれば身につきそうね

ネトゲから帰ってきました

競争社会激化に繋がるかもしれんから言いたくないが
格差社会縮小に繋がるかもしれんから言う
生卵で思考力記憶力アップ
炭水化物は脳のガソリン
アホエンで思考力記憶力アップ

ネットよりネトゲが有害でした

At times like this, it's best that we warm each other up with our bodies.
こんな時は、素肌で暖め合うのが一番だよ

If you want pure-white mountains, I have them here.
真っ白な山だったら、ここにだってあるじゃない

How about it? I don't mind if you get trapped in these mountains.
In Chizuru's mountains.
どお？遭難しちゃってもいいよ。
千鶴の山で

Wanna get trapped? Together.
遭難しちゃおう。二人で

Geez, I was just getting to the good part.
もう、いいとこだったのに

If the snow didn't blow in just now, I would have succeeded.
あの時吹き込んでこなきゃ、うまくいってたのに

In the mountains. It's a place with nothing except snow and hot springs.
山の中。温泉と雪山以外は、なーんもない所

Not even once. Because there's no Kouta-kun there!
ぜんぜん。だってあっちには、コウタ君がいないもん

It's been a while, so I came to see how you're doing.
久しぶりに、お顔を拝見しに参りました

You're so full of shit. I bet my mother instigated you to do so.
ウソばっかり。どうせお母さんの差し金でしょ

We heard the rumor that you're infatuated with a human,
so I was ordered to come and observe the situation.
千鶴様が人間にご執心との噂を聞きまして、
様子を見てくるように仰せつかりました

I knew it. Leave me alone, I'm not a child anymore.
やっぱりね。ほっといてよ、子供じゃないんだから

That won't do. That young man is a human. Since time immemorial,
there are almost no cases of humans and spirits who bonded and found happiness.
そうは参りません、あの少年は人間です。古来、
人間と妖怪が結ばれて、幸せになったケースはほとんどありません

No! He has to do it himself!
だめよ！自分でやらなきゃ！

You can't get aroused with normal women anymore.
もう普通じゃ物足りないのよ

Oyamada-kun, you're so indecent!
小山田君、不潔です！

Hey Kouta, a word with you.
That female ninja, she's not that one who can control snow, is she?
おいコウタ、ちょっと…
その女忍者って、まさか雪を操ったりしてねえよな？

So it's Yukihana-san after all.
This is going to get sticky.
やっぱり雪花さんか…
こりゃ厄介だぞ

So are you saying that you're going to date that human, no matter what happens?
ではどうあっても、あの少年と付き合うとおっしゃるのですね？

Someday we're going to get married.
Then we're going to make lots of love, and bear many children.
行く行くは添い遂げて、
いっぱいいっぱいエッチして、たくさんたくさん子供作るの

Then let me perform a test to see whether he is worthy of you.
では彼が千鶴様に相応しいか、試させていただきます

What... What's this? For real?
What a big snowstorm.
な、なにこれ…まじで。
すごい雪

We can still make it out from the second storey!
まだ二階からなら出られますよ

That's right! While we still have a chance...
そうですよ！今のうちに…

The students on duty for every class
will distribute kerosene for the stove.
各クラスの日直は
ストーブの灯油を配給する

How's it going on your side?
Did you manage to find any exits?
そちら側はどうです？
どっか出られそうな所は

This isn't good. We have to take measures soon...
まずいな、早く手を打たんと…

Don't worry, at times like this we should depend on that bunch.
なあに、こういう時こそ連中の出番ですよ

Does it have something to do with the person this morning?
やっぱり、今朝の人に関係が…？

Can't this get any warmer?
もうちょい暖かくなんないの？

I heard from the teacher just now
that this snowstorm is only limited to the school premises.
さっき先生に聞いたんだけど、
どうもこの大雪って、学校の敷地内だけみたいなのよ

Is that what they call super-localized?
There's been cases of abnormal weather around the world,
so I don't think encountering one is all that unusual.
超局地的ってやつかぁ。
最近は世界中で異常気象だし、
別にあっても不思議じゃないと思うよ

He went somewhere with Chizuru-senpai just now.
Minamoto-kun and Ezomori-san were with them too.
さっき、千鶴先輩とどこか行ってたよ。
ミナモト君やエゾモリさんも一緒に

They must be doing perverted things somewhere. No doubt about that.
A foursome? Nice going there.
きっとどこかでエッチなことしてるんだよ、間違いないね。
４Ｐか、やるね

Kouta, let me protect you from the female pervert.
コウタ、痴女から守ってあげる

Who's the female pervert here?
Aren't you doing the same thing as me?
だれが痴女だ！
あんたがやってることも一緒じゃない！

Sheesh, be more serious.
たく、少しはまじめにやれよ

As Saku's sister, you still have the cheeks to say that!
サクの妹がそれを言うか！

If this goes on, within one hour all the humans will freeze to death.
この分じゃ、子一時間もしねえうちに、人間は皆凍え死ぬぞ

Aren't we in deep trouble?
ちょっとヤバげ？

We have to do something to keep ourselves warm..
なんとかして暖を取らないと…

Under your clothes, like this...
Wrap it around your body, it feels warm.
こうして服の中に…
巻いておくと暖かい

Is that thing responsible for freezing the school?
あいつが学校の中まで凍らせてる原因か？

He's being toyed around by the snowman.
雪だるまに、弄ばれてる

We always bring it with us. Because the pot is omnipotent.
Just heat well with fire... and most things can become edible.
いつも持ち歩いてる。鍋は万能だから、
煮込んで火を通せば、大抵のものは食べられるし

I feel really cold when my sweat has cooled.
汗が引いたら、すごく冷えてきて…

Kouta-kun, in the snowy mountains,
warming each other up with our bodies is the best way.
コウタ君、雪山では
人肌で温めあうのが一番よ

My body feels hot, yet I'm freezing at the same time...
体が火照ってるような凍えてるような…

We have to cling closer to each other.
Chizuru will warm you up with her scorching body.
もっとくっつかなきゃ。
千鶴の火照った体で、暖かくしてあげる

Stiff... What's stiff even though it's not frozen?
かちんこちん…凍ってもいないのにかちんこちん、なあに？

Chizuru-sama's precious body is to be kept unsullied for her marriage,
not for a human like you to fool around with.
千鶴様は、嫁入り前の大事な体。
キサマのような人間が好きにできるものではない

How fragile. This is all that a human can muster.
なんという脆さ。所詮人間など、この程度でしかありません

But shoveling the snow is going to be tough work.
でも雪かき大変そう

アニメの北米版とか見るといいぞ

>>1-2
このスレ立てたのはカブヒキさんなのか？

i dont get the aim of this thread.
what should i do in this thread?
reading English sentence is not enough to get English...
i think... but...

わからーん

どん引きする。
とか
引くわそれ。
とかの引くって英語でなんていうの？
エキサイト先生もちゃんと翻訳してくれない。
荷物を引くとか牽引するに訳してしまう。

ネトゲから脱却できそうです

I wonder what sort of hot bath it is.
I m so looking forward to it!
どんなお風呂なんだろ。
楽しみ

Yukihana, move our guests' luggage to their rooms.
雪花、みなさんの荷物を部屋までお持ちして

There is still some time before dinner,
so please enjoy the open-air-bath at your own leisure,
and soak away your fatigue.
夕食までにはまだお時間がございますので、
露天風呂にでもゆっくり浸かって、
疲れを癒してくださいね

If he goes in with a piece of fat,
the water will overflow and it'll be a waste.
脂身と入ったら
お湯が溢れてもったいない

No mixed baths? What exactly is Mother thinking?
混浴がないなんて、何考えてるのかしらお母さんて

The blood's going to my head.
Time to get up.
のぼせて来ちゃった。
そろそろ上がろう

It was a twist of fate that she became my daughter 400 years ago.
Actually the same goes for Tayura-san.
あの子は４００年前にね、縁があって私の娘になったの。
実はタユラさんもそうなんだけど

How rude! I'm still in my prime.
Look, even my breasts are so much larger than yours.
失礼ね、まだまだ現役よ。
胸もあなたよりこんなに大きい

It's more potent than expected.
思った以上の効き目ですね

You'll have to wait until the effects wear off.
効き目が切れるのを待つしかないわね

On humans, it has the effect of making a person fall in love with the first person he sees.
人間には、最初に目にした者を夢中になる作用があるようですね

I've never seen such an expression from you before.
コウタ君のそんな顔、あたし見たことない…

Why? Am I just a burden to him all along?
どうして…やっぱり今まで迷惑だったの…？

I know that I shouldn't be doing this...
But this harmony of softness and mushiness that makes me melt...
いけないとわかってるのに…
ふかふかとむにゅむにゅの蕩けるハーモニーが…

From now on, I can do this to you anytime.
If you say you want to be spoiled, I can do it to you.
これからいつでもしてあげる。
コウタ君が、甘えん坊さんしてって言えば、いつでも

Come on, practice saying it. Say "spoil me".
さあ、練習よ。言ってみて、甘えん坊さんしてって

Big Brother... How I pity him!
He has become more useless after staying with that woman!
お兄ちゃん…かわいそう！
あの女の側にいたらどんどんダメになっちゃうよ！

I'm ready whenever you are, Ai.
いつでもいいぞ、アイ

A spirit as her bodyguard?
妖怪が、護衛？

When a spirit that causes harm to the normal student body appears, you kill it.
That's the reason you are attending the Kunpuu High School, right?
一般生徒に危害を及ぼす妖怪が現れたとき、それを退治する。
そのためにクンプー高校に通ってるんでしょ

You won't act if there's no reward. Of course I know that!
ハンターは報酬がなければ動かない。もちろん知ってるわよ

With this much... How many bread crusts can we buy with this?
これだけあれば…パンの耳がどんだけ…

Omelet... The last time I had one was when I was five.
卵焼き…あれを食べたのは５歳の時に一度きり…

Our will is still lacking.
So, how do we set the trap. Ai?
我らもまだ修行が足りん。
で、どう仕掛ける、アイ？

I will divert their attention.
You take that chance to strike.
あたしが気をそらす。
その隙に頼む

If you keep sticking to the books, you as a woman will wither in no time.
そんな固いことばっか言ってると、早々に女が枯れちゃうわよ

The secret to maintaining a woman's beauty
is physical contact with the boy she loves.
女が魅力を保つ秘訣は、
好きな男の子とのスキンシップが一番

If she drinks the potion, her spiritual power will be sealed.
And she'll be in a state of apparent death, so I heard.
クスリを飲めば妖力が封じられ、
仮死状態になると聞いていたが…

An illness that causes the boobs to disappear?
おっぱいがなくなっちゃう病気？

I'm a man, so I'm not sure whether I can understand your feelings as a woman.
僕は男ですから、女性である千鶴さんの悲しみを理解できるかどうかはあれですけど…

It's not like you don't have them to begin with.
I'm sure there's a way to get them back.
元からなかったわけじゃないんです。
きっと戻せるはずですよ

All I need to do is to get back what I've lost!
なくしたものは、取り戻せばいいのよ！

How did things turn out like this?
なんだってこんなことに…

Feel free to speak up if you have any ideas about how to regain my breasts.
Throw everything you have at me!
おっぱいを取り戻すためのアイデアなら、何でもいいわ。
ビシビシ出していってちょうだい

Though that's a common practice, it's proven to be effective.
常套手段だけど、それだけに効果は確実ね

I've heard of a type of potato in a South American country
which can make breasts fuller.
南米亡国には胸が豊かになるイモがあるらしいです

The more you fondle the breasts, the bigger they get.
It's even more effective when done by the boy you love.
胸は揉めば揉むほど大きくなる。
好きな男の子の手なら尚更よ

I have to think of a way to massage her.
But it's so flat. Are there... Are there any other things I can do for her?
なんとかマッサージを…
でもペタペタで、他に何か…何かしてあげられること…

Compared to the first time we measured it, it has increased by 0.1!
最初に計ったときよりも、０．１アップしてる！

Then you just need to feel more of the sensation.
Something more stimulating than poking.
じゃあ、もっと感じればいいんだ。
つんつん以上に

It's said that breast enhancement exercise
is most effective in the morning.
豊胸マッサージって、
朝が一番いいんだって

But... I feel that we don't need to do it in such lewd positions.
だけど…こんなエッチな姿勢でしなくてもいいような気が

That's because... Chizuru asked me to run an errand for her.
I was running around the world in the past three days.
それがさ、千鶴にお使い頼まれちまって。
もうこの３日間、世界中をあちこち駆けずり回ってたんだぜ

Three days of absence without permission.
As your punishment, you're to clean the toilet for one week!
３日間の無断欠席。
罰としてトイレ掃除一週間です！

Tayura-kun, it must've been hard on you.
たゆら君、大変だったでしょ

You said it. Human-eating zebras and killer hamsters,
there were many times I thought I was done for.
そりゃもう、人喰いシマウマやら殺人ハムスターやらで、
何度も死ぬかと思ったさぁ

Enough of that, get to cooking now.
Now that you understand, go and prepare a meal immediately.
そんなことはいいから、さっさと調理して。
わかったら、さっさと調理の仕度

I can see from your appearance that you've failed the mission.
その様子じゃ失敗みたいだねぇ

No, the battle has only just started.
いや、勝負はこれからだ

Have you made the preparations for that move?
例の手は打ってある？

Who knows... I have no idea.
At any rate, I'll be back within three days, so please take care of the rest.
さぁ、わかりません…
とりあえず３日ほどで戻りますので、後はよろしくお願いします

Don't do that! I want you to look at the results for the day's hard work!
ダメよ、コウタ君には今日一日の成果をちゃんと見てもらわないと

I can't believe I have to deceive the others with this, what a humiliation.
こんなのでゴマかさないといけないなんて、屈辱だわ

Eating is the best for getting your spirits up!
元気を出すには、食べるのが一番！

You can order anything you like.
何でも好きなの頼んでいいわよ

Because you're only eating bread crusts all the time.
You have to eat something nourishing once in a while.
だってあなたたち、パンの耳とかばっかり食べてるじゃない。
たまには栄養のあるもの取らなくちゃ

That's all? You can eat more.
Like this limited-time-only special.
それだけ？もっと食べてもいいのよ。
こっっちの期間限定スペシャルとか

The Hamburg steak was delicious.
This is the first time in my life I had one.
おいしかったな、ハンバーグ。
生まれて初めて食べた

We can't imagine that Minamoto-senpai could be an evil spirit.
At least that's what we believe!
ミナモト先輩が凶悪妖怪とは思えない。
少なくとも、我らはそう思う

I'm always getting massaged by you..
So today it's payback time.
いつも私がコウタ君のマッサージしてもらってるから、
今日はお返ししてあげる

I may remain flat-chested for life.
That's why I want an assurance that you're fine with the way I am now.
もしかしたら、このまま一生ペタンコのままかもしれない。
今のままでも平気だって、安心したいの

It can't be helped. Let's pull out for now. Someday...
I'll definitely make Big Brother mine.
仕方ない、引き上げようか。
またいつか、今度こそお兄ちゃんを私のものにするよ

Well, a lot has happened, so it's time for a complete change of mood.
I'll be very happy if you like it.
まあ、いろいろあった後だし、気分一新ってことで。
気に入ってくれるとうれしいな

If you want to flirt, do it after you're done helping me!
いちゃつくんならこっちを手伝ってからにしてくれー

We can enjoy ourselves at our own leisure here.
ここならのんびりできそう

The sea is all about the barbecue.
海と言えばバーベキュー

Us guys are fine here! You girls,
please go to the other side to change, okay?
僕たちはここでいいですから、皆さんは
向こうで着替えてください、ね？

Wow? Takana-chan, you have one nice body there.
おぉ、たかなちゃん意外といい体してるわね

They're so slow! Women sure take their time when they're doing something.
What kind of swimsuit, I wonder! I can't wait!
おっせえなぁ、女ってのは何かと準備に時間がかかるもんだけどよぉ…
どんな水着なのかなぁ、楽しみだなぁ！

Can you even count that as a swimsuit?
そんなの水着に入るか！

It's not like I could lend her mine.
あたしの貸すわけにもいかないし

I don't think we'll find anything even if we walk so far out.
こんなとこまで来ても何もないと思うけど

Get your ass back to the snowy mountains
and serve your quests at the inn!
さっさと雪山に戻って、
湯治客の相手しなさいよ！

Since we've come this far, why don't we have our lunch here?
せっかくですし、お昼はここで済ませませんか？

But the food in a seaside store have to taste bad, right?
It's not delicious, yet it doesn't taste so bad that it's not edible at all.
I had a hard time creating such a taste!
でもね、海の家の料理って微妙な味が決め手なんでしょ？
美味しくなく、かといって食べられないほど不味いわけでもないという
味わいを出すのは、苦労したのよ

Hey, Asahina. Want to rub each other as well?
なぁ朝比奈、俺達も塗り合わないかい？

It feels good rubbing each other up.
皆でぬるぬる気持ちいいよ

You look more healthy in summer when you're tanned brown.
夏はこんがり日焼けした方が健康的だよ

Then a woman with overly huge breasts is past her prime.
じゃあ、大きすぎるのは年増胸

I can't find any chance to be alone with him.
なかなか二人きりになれないなあ

Indeed! Cooking is the only thing he's good at.
本当、料理だけはうまいのよね

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=G7_jhyavK_E

英語は生活で身につけるとよし。
今ではどっかぶつけたり痛い思いするたびに
HOLY SHIT!
って言ってる。

DMCみたいにか？

sex

Don't get me wrong! This is nothing more than a show of gratitude!
Just a show of gratitude!
か、勘違いしないでよ！これはあくまでお礼、
お礼なんだから！

How about the amusemen park?
We can be alone when riding the ferris wheel.
遊園地なんかどうだ？
二人きりで観覧車なんて…

We have to mind our conducts,
just like high school students do!
あくまで高校生らしく、
健全によ！

That's just like what Akane would say!
茜らしいー！

Tayura on a date?
Not only that, a date with Akane, huh?
たゆらがデート？
しかも相手が茜とはねえ

But it's an understatement to say that the inflexible bespectacled girl
and the idiot Tayura are a mismatch.
ただ、あの堅物メガネと
バカたゆらじゃ、ミスマッチもいいとこよね

We're going to launch some big fireworks!
That's why I came to call you! I'm so thoughtful, aren't I?
特大花火打ち上げるからよ、
呼びに来たんだよ！気がきくだろー？

Anything you wish for, I'm willing to do it for you.
コウタ君が望むことなら、なんだってしてあげる

A performance you do after scoring a goal!
I'm sure she'll be touched!
シュート決めてパフォーマンス！
これならグッとくるぜ、きっと！

I won't stop. I've been waiting for this for so long.
I won't wait any longer.
やめないよ、私ずっと待ってたんだもん。
もう待てない

Where has she gone to?
A place where Chizuru_san would go to...
That must be it!
どこに行っちゃったんですか？
千鶴さんの行きそうな所…
あそこだ！

まったく役に立たないスレ

英語役に立たないし、しょうがないな

Help meとKill meだけ言えればいいんじゃないかな…

>>162
海外ネトゲするとき役に立つ

海外ネトゲが楽しいのかが問題だな

正直、素直に普通の参考書やったほうがいい

i knowがあるから参考書いらん

i knowってなんですか？

http://www.iknow.co.jp/
たぶんこれじゃないかと

よさげなサイト
教えてくれてありがとう

礼なら>>167に
オレも初めて聞いた
早めに登録した方が良さそうだね
全部無料なのかわからんけどそのうち有料になりそうな感じ
NHKのとかpodcastとかイマイチ続けられなかったけどまたやる気出てきた

i knowでいいノウ

登録した
167もありがとう
基礎の基礎からがんばります

I'm not just looking at her today!
I was looking for the right timing.
今日はただ見てたわけじゃねえよ。
タイミングを伺ってたんだ

Dad's gonna be late again today.
お父さん今日も帰り遅くなるってさ

I see, I knew you'd fail after all.
そっか、やっぱり失敗したか

You're usually aggressive,
but you get so nervous when it comes to love.
Besides, you're a pure boy that faints
just from looking at swimsuit gravure models.
普段は強気なくせに、
恋愛に関しては超ヘタレだからなぁ。
それに、水着のグラビア見せただけで
気絶するような純情君だし

Rito you should get used to girls more.
Confessing your love comes after that.
リトはもう少し女に対して免疫を付けるべきだねぇ。
告白なんてのは、それからだぜ

He doesn't even have a girlfriend, yet he still talks so big.
But he does have a point.
自分だって彼女いねえくせに好き勝手言いやがって。
けど奴の言うことも一理あるかなぁ

Up until now, I couldn't even talk to girls,
let alone be friends with them.
今まで女の子と友達になる所か、
会話すらほとんどねえ

There's nothing there though.
Rito... I know you're at that age, but...
But will you separate your delusions and reality?
何もいないんだけど。
リト…年頃なのはわかるけどさぁ、
妄想と現実の区別くらい付けようね

Well I guess that'd be correct from an earthling's point of view.
ま、そういうことになるね、地球から見たら

As if I could believe something like that!
You even speak Japanese...
そんなの信じられるか、
日本語も話してるし…

Oh and just because I have a tail,
that doesn't mean I'm going to transform when I see a full moon, okay?
あ、別に尻尾が生えてるからって、
満月見て変身したりはしないからね

If you're really an alien, why'd you suddenly appear out of the bath?
ほんとに宇宙人なら、なんで風呂からいきなり現れるんだよ

When I used it in the spaceship's escape pod,
I warped to the bath here by chance.
宇宙船の脱出ポッドの中で使ったら、
たまたまここのお風呂にワープしたってわけ

I thought I would be safe if I came to earth.
But the pursuers came. The ship was broken
and I was on the verge of being caught and brought back.
地球まで来れば、安全だろうって思ってたけど…
追っ手が来ちゃって。船は壊れちゃってたし、
捕まって連れ戻される寸前だったの

I was fortunate that the ship hadn't left the earth's atmosphere yet.
船がまだ地球の大気圏を出てなくて幸いでした

Well, she's wearing clothes now, so I guess it's okay...
とりあえず、服着てくれたからいいか…

What do you plan on doing from here on out?
これからどうなさるおつもりで？

I should have taken away your freedom
until we left earth by tying your hands and feet.
地球を出るまでは手足を縛ってでも、
あなたの自由を封じておくべきだった

I did tell you to make sure to watch out for followers, didn't I?
あたし言ったよね、くれぐれも尾行には気をつけろって…

You stupid robot! Everything just went down the drain!
このマヌケロボ！全部水の泡じゃないの！

It's impossible. After I use it,
it takes a whole day to recharge its energy.
無理よ。あのブレスレットを一度使うと、
エネルギーを充てんするのに１日はかかるもの

If you value your life, you'll step aside.
命が惜しければ、そこをどけ

But, if she used that Octopus Machine in my room...
I'm glad it happened this way instead.
もしオレの部屋で、あの凧マシンが使われてたら…
結果的には良かったのかも

sage

Being Lala-sama's costume all the time is very tiring!
いっつもララ様のコスチュームでいるのは大変なのです！

It's not strange at all.
We're engaged after all.
おかしくなんかないよ。
だって私たち、婚約してるんだもん

Well, it may be like that for most people, but that's...
世間一般ではそうかもしれねえけど、それとこれとは…

Then what is it?
None of what you said earlier is making sense.
じゃあ何なんでしょ？
さっきからあなたの言うことは、いちいち要領を得ないですね

To touch the breast of a foreign princess when you don't even like her
is like declaring war upon Deviluke!
好きでもないくせに、一国の王女の胸を触るなど、
デビルーク星に宣戦布告をしてるようなものだ！

It was not an accident. A confession to a foreign princess
can not be withdrawn by calling it a mistake.
事故なんてこともあるまい。一国の王女への告白が、
間違いで済ませられるわけがないのだからな

If the Emperor ever heard about it, the Earth
would be destroyed without a trace.
そんなことを王が聞けば、地球は
跡形もなく、破壊されることだろう

And there you have it. I'll be in your care, Rito.
そういうわけだから、リト、これからもよろしくね

If I think about the situation I'm in,
I can't help but be depressed.
しょぼくれもするって、
あんなことがあったんだからな…

It's not an issue on that level.
If I mess up, it could influence my whole life.
そんなレベルの話じゃねえよ。
ヘタすりゃ、オレの人生を左右する問題だ

I came to see what kind of place "school" was.
学校って、どんなとこなのかなーって見に来たの

Didn't you say you were earnestly aiming for Sairenji?
お前、西連寺一筋だとか言ってたよな？

Anyways, Yuuki, let us hit you once. It won't hurt a bit.
とりあえずユウキ、一発殴らせろ。痛くしないから

Lala, do something!
You've got a bunch of amazing items don't you?
ララ、なんとかしろ！
いろいろすげえアイテム持ってんだろ！

Who knows? This is only for emergencies
so you can't specify the destination.
さあ…？これ緊急脱出用で、
行き先は決められないからねえ

Ah, warp-kun can only warp living flesh. Did I not tell you?
あぁ、ワープ君は生身しかワープできないの。言ってなかったっけ？

He may be a worthless brother,
but please take care of him from now on.
出来の悪い兄ですが、
これからもよろしくお願い致します

The situation keeps developing without me.
Whether it's internal or external affairs,
it keeps developing with total disregard to my desires!
話が勝手にどんどん進んでいく。
外堀も内堀も、オレの意志とは関係なく埋められていく

No, I'm not!
This is just a "what if" situation.
いやそうじゃなくて！
例えばの話だって

Oh, I see. If it's a "what if" situation,
then that's fine.
そうか、例えばか。
ならいい

So, if I really had to cancel the engagement,
is there a way to do so?
それで、例えば婚約を解消しなくちゃいけなくなった場合、
方法はあるのか？

I can't believe the way to cancel the engagement
is the same way as the proposal...
よりによって、婚約解消の方法が
婚約の方法と同じだなんて…

Before tomorrow night, I have to touch Lala's breasts
to call off the engagement. Can I do that?
明日の夜までに、ララの胸を触って
婚約解消宣言なんて、オレにできるのか？

The time limit is tomorrow night at 8:43.
Before then, I must do it!
リミットは、明日の夜８時４３分。
それまでに必ず！

There should be no one to interrupt here now.
It's not like I want to peek;
I'm doing it because I have no choice.
さすがにここなら邪魔は入るまい。
覗くわけじゃない、
オレは仕方なくやってるだけだ

What are you planning on doing?
Don't tell me you were going to peek at her?
何をなさっているのですか？
まさかとは思いますが、覗きですか？

Don't lie. When you lie, it shows on your face immediately.
I don't know what you're trying to do,
but you have to do it properly.
It's always the girl that's hurt.
ウソばっか。リトってすぐ顔に出るもんねぇ。
何するつもりか知らないけど、
ちゃんとしないとダメよ。
傷づくのはいつも女の子なんだから

Well, Rito probably won't have the guts to do something reckless like that.
ま、リトにはそんな度胸なんてないでしょうけどねえ

She must have snuck into my bed again.
But this is a do or die chance!
今日も潜り込んで来やがったか。
でもこれは絶好のチャンス！

What's the matter, Rito?
Why are you so formal all of a sudden?
どうしたのリト？
いきなり改まっちゃって

I'll take care of it fair and square.
That's how I take responsibility.
正々堂々と切り出す。
それがオレなりの、責任の取り方だ

What's happening to my life? Ever since she showed up,
I haven't even had a chance to catch my breath.
もうどうなってんだよ。あいつが来てから、
毎日息つくヒマもねえ

I guess my only peace is at school now.
Well, there's no point in brooding over that alien nonsense.
It'll work out somehow.
オレの安らぎはもう、学校でしか得られないのか…
ま、宇宙人の戯言なんて、それほど気にしても仕方ねえ。
なんとかなるだろ…

Why would it be bad if people found out?
何でバレたらまずいの？

Because it would become a big uproar!
大騒ぎになるからだよ！

I'm free. Really free!
You could even say that I'll be free forever!
ヒマだから、すっげえヒマだから！
ていうか、もう一生ヒマかもしれない！

Before things get even more complicated with Lala,
I have to stop this misunderstanding!
これ以上ララのことでややこしくならない内に、
誤解を解いておかないと

W-Well... how do I say this...
Say something! Say something damn it!
If you don't say anything, this talk won't go anywhere!
いや、なんというか…
何か言え…なんか言えオレ！
何か言わないと話が進まないじゃないか！

I don't really know what earthlings think.
地球人の考えてることはよく分かりませんね

Then how about we go out tomorrow to make him feel better?
I'll show you around a bunch of places!
じゃあさ、明日リトの気分転換も兼ねて出かけない？
いろんなとこ見せてあげるよ

So this is a city on earth!
It's so, disorganized that it's kinda interesting!
これが地球の街かぁ！
なんかごちゃごちゃしてて面白いー！

Before we go walking around aimlessly,
can't you do something about those clothes?
You stand out too much after all.
うろうろする前に、
その格好なんとかなんねえのか？
やっぱり目立ちすぎだ

Since your goal is to sightsee the Earth,
dressing normally might be better.
今日はララさんの地球見物が目的なわけだし、
もっと普通の服の方がいいかもね

Peke, you can transform into any kind of clothing, right?
Just copy those people walking over there.
ペケは、どんな服にも変身できるんだろ？
その辺に歩いている人の、適当に真似すりゃいいんだよ

Who's walking around like that?
どこ歩いていた、そんなの！

W-Well, that should be okay I guess...
ま、それならオーケーかな…

How lovey-dovey, Rito!
Would it have been better if I didn't tag along?
ラブラブだね、リト！
私ついて来ない方が良かったんじゃないの？

Stop joking around! If it's just us,
it'll look like a real date!
冗談じゃねぇ！オレとララだけじゃ、
本当のデートみたいになっちまうだろが！

It's a game where you put in money
and use the crane to grab a stuffed doll.
お金を入れて、
クレーンでぬいぐるみを取るゲームだよ

But it's kinda big, so getting it will be hard.
でも結構大きいから、取るの難しいね

Lala is this happy over a simple stuffed doll...
ララのやつ、ぬいぐるみぐらいでこんなに喜んで…

It looks like I'm running out of energy. The form changes earlier from today
used up more energy than I thought.
どうやらエネルギー切れの様です。先ほどのフォームチェンジが、
思ったより負担になったようで…

What happens when the energy runs out?
エネルギーが切れるとどうなるの？

I can no longer maintain the costume shape.
Most likely, I'll run out of engery in about three minutes left...
Then she'll be completely naked!
コスチューム形態が、維持できなくなります。
おそらくあと３分くらいで、
スッポンポンかと…

We just have to hide somewhere in the mean time!
とにかく、どこかへ隠れるんだ！

We made it in time some how.
何とか間に合ったー…

Bringing her along was definitely a good idea.
I thought we were done for at one point...
あいつがいてくれてマジ助かった…
一時はどうなることかと思ったぜ

I'm done for... I'm totally done for this time round.
終わった…今度こそ、完全に終わった…

Yes yes, it's due to the fact that Lala's from a foreign country,
that my brother and I are showing her around town.
そうそう。帰国子女のララさんのために、
私と兄とで街を案内していたんです

But thinking back, it's more fun when you have more people at a place like this.
ほら、こういうとこは大勢の方が楽しいし

There's no mistake now.
When I took my eyes off of them... that Rito...
Things have become complicated, haven't they?
こりゃもう間違いないわ。
ちょっと見ない間にリトのやつ…
ややこしいことになってるじゃない

This is so awkward;
I better find an interesting topic before things turn bad.
気まずい…
いかん！何か面白い話しないと！

Well you see, ever since you were in middle school,
you've always taken care of the flowers in the classroom.
You did it willingly without anyone asking you, right?
だって、ユウキ君て中学の頃から、
教室のお花の手入れとか…
誰に言われたわけじゃないのに、やってたでしょ？

What's wrong, for you to be so flustered?
どうしたの？そんなに慌てて

Ta-da! As long as I have this, there won't be any water shortage!
じゃーん！これさえあれば、水不足もへっちゃら！

It's my chance! Say it, Rito!
Confess right at this moment!
チャンスだ！言え、リト。
今こそ告白だ！

Even though the misunderstanding wasn't fully cleared up yet,
it seemed like there was a good vibe with Haruna-chan yesterday.
How can I not be happy with that?
誤解はすべて解けてないけど、
昨日はハルナちゃんといい感じだったし。
これで機嫌が悪かったりしたらバチが当たるってえの

She didn't seem angry in the first place,
if I can keep getting friendlier like this from now on...
最初から怒ってなかったみたいだし、
これからもっと仲良くなれたりしたら…

sage

I kinda wanted to be next to you.
なんかぁ、リトの側にいたくって

Members of royalty usually have someone check for food poisoning before eating.
By the time the food reaches the table, it's usually cold.
王族の食事には、毒見役が付き、
できたものが食卓に上る頃には冷めているのが普通だ

It must be hard living as royalty.
You have to worry about food poisoning everytime you eat.
王族も大変ね。
ご飯のたびに毒殺の心配だなんて

Eh, you're touched by a simple meal of bacon and eggs?
ララっち、ベーコンエッグぐらいで感動なの？

Is that also a foreign custom?
それも外国の風習？

I guess you could call it a custom.
風習って言えば、風習？

Hmm, I see now. That might be an unavoidable worry.
ふむ、なるほどな。それは無理もない悩みかもしれん

It might be best if you started some combat training right about now.
War waits for no one.
婿殿も、今のうちから戦闘訓練を積んでおいた方が良いかもしれんな。
実戦は、待ってはくれないのだ

If I marry Lala at this rate,
I'll definitely get dragged onto the battlefield!
A space battle that may never end.
このままララと結婚したら、
オレは確実に戦場に送られる！
しかも、いつ果てるかもわからない宇宙の戦場へ

I want to eat the delicious food that was made by the girl I love!
If it's not delicious, I don't want it!
If you can't do it, go back to Deviluke!
オレは、好きな彼女が作るうまい料理が食べたいんだ。
うまくなきゃイヤなんだ！
駄目ならデビルーク星に帰れ！

Hey Rito, what are you gonna do about this?
What if Lala-san doesn't come back at all?
ちょっとリト、どうするの！？
このままララさんが帰ってこなかったら

Don! Bam! I'll figure something out with guts and will!
ドンとバンと！気合と度胸で何とかなるよ！

I was so happy. Since you said that you loved me.
That's why I did my best in gathering the ingredients.
あたし嬉しかった。リトに好きだって言われて。
だから、頑張って材料を用意してきたんだよ

Lala, you're supposed wear an apron over your clothes!
ララ、エプロンは服の上に着るんだ！

I'm amazed you fit something like that in there!
その中によくそんなの入ったな！

When she's like this, Lala seems like a normal girl, doesn't she?
That's not something a normal girl would have, though.
こうしてると、ララも普通の女の子みたいだな…
あれは普通の女の子じゃないけど

W-Wait, that's not what she meant!
I didn't think it would end up like this.
あいや、それはそういう意味じゃなかったんだけど！
まさかこうなって…

Eh? It's an octopus from Andromeda! That's weird...
it should have been frozen.
あれぇ、アンドロメダ大ダコだ。おっかしいなぁ、
冷凍してたはずなのに

Don't tell me it's another one of those common defects in your items!
まさかあれか！お前のアイテムにありがちな構造的欠陥か！

If Lala-sama got serious, something like this wouldn't even be a challenge!
ララ様が本気を出せばこのような相手楽勝です！

Chilly Chilly Container-kun is thawing everything on its own!
冷え冷えコンテナ君が、勝手にどんどん解凍してるんだ！

Don't tell me there are even more inside!
まさか、他にもまだ中にいるのか！

ふむむ

小説か？

KILL YOU！

こういう用途なら普通に対訳本一冊買え

I can't go to book store.

me too

me three

>>199
book storeの前に、冠詞のaがいるよ

Zastin was worried that something bad would happen to me.
So I made a mechanical watchdog that bites whenever it sees a suspicious person.
私の身に何かあったら大変って、ザスティンが心配するからさ。
不審者を見たら噛み付いてくれる、携帯番犬マシンを作ったの

You're the one being bitten though!
てお前が噛み付かれてるじゃん！

Who does that wench think she is?
Is she trying to provoke me?
いったい何なのあの小娘！
この私を挑発してるわけ？！

During my research,
I discovered that her charm is not popular among just the underclassmen,
but the entire male population.
調査した所、
あのお色気で、下級生だけでなく
学校中の男子生徒の間で、人気急上昇中のようです

What was that just now?
And why a message on an arrow?
なんだよ今の、
ていうか何で矢文…？

There might even he a swimsuit judging!
水着審査とかあるかも！

I'm going to completely beat that wench...
I will let her know who the true number one is.
ここであの小娘を完膚なきまで叩きのめし、
誰が真のＮＯ．１なのか、はっきりわからせて差し上げてよ

It would seem assassination specialists that are after Lala-sama
have infiltrated the school.
どうやら、ララ様暗殺を謀る刺客が、
この学校に忍び込んでいると考えられますな

I don't think it'll be a problem. I have Rito with me,
as well as Bow Wow Doggy-kun.
でも大丈夫だと思うよ。あたしにはリトが付いてるし、
それにバウバウドギー君もあるし

I guess so. I wonder if that wench is afraid of my beauty as well.
そうね。あの小娘も、私の美貌に恐れおののいているのかしら

Lala, if I don't completely beat you myself,
I just won't be satisfied!
Is there no way we can draw her out?
ララ、やはり直接ぎゃふんと言わせないと、
私の気が済まなくてよ！
奴を誘き寄せる何かいい手はないの？！

If the number one is not decided, my frustration will not be quelled!
この場でＮＯ．１の座を決めなければ、私のイライラが収まりませんわ

Is this situation something to be jealous of?!
この状況がうらやましいと思うか？！

Not okay! Not okay!
To be in this shameful position with Haruna-chan around...
よくないよくない！
ハルナちゃんがいるってのに、こんな醜態…

You've gotta be doing something. Otherwise,
that aggressive person wouldn't have set her sights on you.
何もやってないわけないだろ。じゃなかったら、
あんな強烈な人に目付けられたりしないだろ

For the time being, just continue following them.
We're going to meet up with Aya.
I'll personally uncover Lala's secret.
とりあえず、あなたはそのまま奴らを尾行し続けなさい。
アヤに合流するわよ。
私自ら、ララの秘密を暴いてみせるわ

I'll definitely pay her back for the embarrassment she caused me!
And then I'll let her taste hell!
あんな恥をかかされた恨み、絶対に晴らしてやる！
そして地獄を味合わせてあげるわ

Saki-sama, you are bothering the other customers.
サキ様、他のお客様にご迷惑です

Taking a bath right after eating is bad for your body.
I'll go in with you after I finish cleaning up.
食後すぐのお風呂は体に良くないよ。
片付けが済んだら一緒に入ろうね

What's up with this house's security?!
Who would set up something like this?!
この家のセキュリティはどうなってるんですの？！
誰がいったいこんな！

No way... could it be the person from this afternoon?
Nah, that's not possible...
まさか、昼間のあの人が…
なんてことないよな

>>202
anyじゃないか？

ごめん、実はよくわからない

ごめん、おれも自信無い

So, he's appeared so soon? However, this is an expected situation.
It would be easy for me to take care of, but...
This is something the son-in-law needs to overcome.
早くも、現れたか。だが、これも予想された事態。
私が手助けするのは簡単だが、
これも婿殿が通るべき試練

For now, let's observe and see how well he does.
ここは静観し、お手並み拝見といくか

Rather than frogs, I'd like to learn more about Rito.
So... I want to dissect Rito!
私、カエルよりリトのことをもっと知りたい。
だから…リトを解剖したいー！

It's Lala! There's no mistake.
Flirting in a place like this...
ララだ！間違いない、
こんな所でいちゃいちゃしやがって…

If I'm good enough, you can dissect me whenever you want.
オレでよければ、いつでも解剖させてあげる

What is that fucking fuckhead doing?
Looking at that girl while fooling around with Lala...
He looked again -fushuu!
なんだあの野郎ばかやろう！
ララに追われながらあの娘を見やがって…
あ、また見たフシュウー！

Putting Lala aside, this girl is pretty well endowed too...
それにしても、ララに劣らずこの娘も、なかなか…

Aren't you misunderstanding something?
It is I who Lala will be married to.
That is what I have decided!
何かに勘違いしてねえかお前？
ララは俺と結婚するんだよ、
俺がそう決めたんだ

To you, Lala and Haruna-chan are nothing more than tools.
てめえにとっちゃ、ララもハルナちゃんも道具みたいなもんてわけか

They are aliens that have extremely weak bodies
in exchange for an advanced mimicry ability.
優れた擬態能力を持つ代わりに、
肉体的には極めてひ弱な宇宙人ですぞ

He mimics the body of the most handsome alien on other planets
to trick women and make children.
擬態を使って他所の星へ行っては、一番ハンサムな宇宙人に擬態して、
女ダマして子供産ましてたんだ

This type of fabric can easily be mended if I apply my system.
この程度の生地など、私のシステムを応用すれば、簡単に修復できますよ

I get the feeling that I'm forgetting a few things...
Oh well whatever.
なんかいろいろ忘れてるような…
ま、いいか

No worries!

Lala sure has it easy.
She can just fly when she has to.
ララはいいよな、
いざとなったら飛べばいいんだから

This is rather abrupt, but I shall introduce a transfer student.
突然ではありますが、転校生を紹介します

Even though Lala-chi just got here recently?
こないだララち、来たばっかなのに？

Lala-chan, I knew it was you at first sight.
Even if you mix yourself in a crowd,
you can't hide your radiance.
ララちゃん一目でわかったよ。
人混みに紛れても、
君の輝きは隠しきれない

Back then, I was but Lala-chan's plaything.
Because I looked feminine, I was forced to wear girls clothing,
become a test subject for her inventions,
I lived each day to the fullest.
あの頃の僕は、まさにララちゃんのおもちゃだった。
女の子みたいだからと女装させられたり、
発明の実験台にされたりと、
充実した毎日を送っていた

And so, even though I cried everyday,
they were good memories.
ちなみに、毎日泣かされていたけど、
それもいい思い出さ

Excuse me. Is it okay to start class yet?
あの…授業を始めていいですか？

Compared to you, it's obvious that? I'm more manly.
So how come Lala-chan won't recognize that I'm manly?
君と比べて、僕の方が男らしいのは明らかなのに、
どうしてララちゃんは僕を男らしいと認めてくれないんだ？

Aren't you getting the wrong idea right from the start?
Even if you compete with me,
you probably won't be able to prove your manliness.
最初から間違ってんじゃねえの？
オレと張り合ったって、
男らしさの証明にはならないと思うけど

What you do is up to you,
but just try not to bother those around you.
何やったって勝手だけど、
まわりに迷惑だけはかけないでくれよ

He's incredibly popular on the net and in magazines.
They say, such a pure-hearted, gallant story is rare these days.
ネットや雑誌でも超話題になってるよ。
今時珍しい純粋な美談だって

No, it's still too soon.
I still haven't attained manliness!
いやまだ早い。
僕はまだ、男を極めてはいないのだ

There's no point in being acknowledged so haphazardly.
When I attain true manliness, I will ask her to meet me.
中途半端で認められても仕方ない。
僕が本当の男を極めたそのときこそ、僕のほうからララちゃんに会いに行こう

In other words, Ren-dono has a special dbility
that will change him into a woman after he sneezes.
つまり、レン殿はくしゃみをすると、女の子になっちゃう
特異体質だったのです

That s too bad! You can't call a woman manly after all!
残念！さすがに女の子には男らしいとは言えないよね！

sage

Rito sure is slow. He's gonna be late at this rate.
リト遅いね。このままだと遅刻になっちゃうじゃん

I'll never forget the kiss that you and I shared.
私、リト君と交わしたあのキスが、忘れられないの

I've been pretending to overlook your behavior up to this point.
However, my patience has run out. Because of you guys,
the school's morals have become considerably disrupted.
今まであなたたちの行動を見て見ぬ振りしてきたけど、
そろそろ私の我慢も限界にきました。あなたたちのせいで、
学校の風紀が著しく乱れています

If I don't see any improvement in your conduct after this...
then I shall take appropriate measures!
今後あなたたちの行動に改善がみられなければ、
それなりの措置を取らせていただきます

The same goes for you. Even though you're in a different class,
the way you act and dress is highly improper.
あなたたちもです。違うクラスだとしても、
そんな不純な行動に、その格好は…

What? And just who might you be?
何よ？あなた何者？

Yuuki Rito. He's causing everything. Around him:
eroticism... lewdness, improper sexual relations, even taboo love.
Surrounded by everything that's immoral.
有紀リト、彼がすべての元凶だわ。彼を中心に、
お色気、ハレンチ、不純異性交遊から、禁断の愛まで…
ありとあらゆるインモラルが渦巻いている

There's no doubt that he's deceived many girls...
and the girls have gone weird and the morals have been disrupted.
彼が数多くの女子生徒をたぶらかし、
彼女達がおかしくなって、風紀が乱れているに違いない

I guess uniforms befitting of students would be something like this?
学生らしい格好とかっていうと、こんな感じかな

You brought all of this upon yourself.
これも全て、身から出たサビです

No, this is to cheer up Rito.
Because I don't like to see Rito when he's depressed.
We have to cheer him up!
違うよ、リトを励ます会。
だってリトが元気ないの、イヤだもん。
元気出してもらわなきゃ！

But I can't just leave him alone. If Rito isn't cheerful,
I'll do my best to cheer him up!
That's something that I can do!
でも放っておけないよ。リトが元気ないなら、
精一杯元気にしてあげたい！
それが、あたしのできることなの！

Ah, Rito! You've gotten along with Yui!
あぁ！リト、ユイと仲良くなったんだ！

Maybe I have a bit of a fever...
I guess I'll go to the infirmary for a bit.
熱っぽいかなぁ…
ちょっと保健室に寄っていくか…

Did the school nurse not come to school yet?
I guess I'll go to class for now.
保険の先生、まだ学校に来てないのかなぁ？
一度、教室行くか

I will be performing a medical examination,
so please lie down on the bed.
では、診察するので
ベッドに寝てくださーい！

Not just mine. Mikado-sensei has a lot of fans.
I don't know anything about her private life though.
おれだけじゃないよ。ミカド先生のファンて、いっぱいいるぜ。
だけど、プライベートなことは一切わからないんだよなぁ

Yes... that's my only redeeming feature in this state...
ええ…それだけが取り柄のようなものでして…

Do you have any clues as to the cause of this?
何かこう、これが原因ではないかというものはないですか？

The breakfast Mikan made this morning was the same as usual.
Yesterday, I didn't do anything that would cause a cold.
今朝のみかんが作った朝食はいつもと一緒だし、
昨日は風邪を引くようなことはしてないしな…

Isn't it just a meteorite?
It's not really that rare.
隕石じゃない？
珍しくもなんともないよ

To not understand the greatness of this high-tech Kiralian rocket suit
which is admired by the entire universe,
Earthlings must really be behind the times.
全宇宙の憧れの的、
キラーラ星の科学力の結晶の、このロケットスーツの素晴らしさがわからぬとは…
やはり地球人は遅れているなぁ

Oh, I see. Pikari was always going off somewhere
so he didn't leave much of an impression.
そっか…ピカリ、いつもすぐどっかいなくなっちゃうから、
印象が薄いんだ

I'm sorry! I'll do whatever you want as long as I can do it!
ごめん！オレができることなら、何でもするから！

But Rito wouldn't bother to ring the bell though.
でも、リトがわざわざチャイム鳴らさないかぁ

Well, I'm sure you have plenty to talk about.
How about we eat together since you're here?
まぁ、積もる話もあるでしょうし、
せっかくですから一緒に食べませんか？

Stella used to be one of my obsessed fans.
ステラも昔は、私の過激なファンだったの

It's a big production with many actors. But within that production,
I've long thought that Lala-sama had the most potential.
たくさんの芸能人を抱えた大プロダクションよ。その中でも私は、
はるか昔からララ様の可能性に期待していた

I think now is the best time to release her debut idol album!
Even though I found time in my busy schedule
and came all the way to this remote planet to get Lala-sama...
今こそララ様のアイドルＣＤのデビューの時だと思い、
忙しい中スケジュール調整までして、
わざわざこの辺境の惑星くんだりまでララ様を迎えに来たというのに…

You must find me another golden egg who is able to replace Lala-sama!
お前にはララ様の代わりになる金の卵を、しっかり発掘してもらわないとねえ！

I spent a huge sum of money to come here,
so how could I possibly return empty handed?
ここまで来る費用だって馬鹿にならないんだから、
元を取らずに帰れるかい！

A space actor you say... I can't really picture one in my mind though.
宇宙の芸能人と言われてもなぁ…なんか想像もつかないんだけど

Well if it's just looking for people, I guess that's okay.
ま、探すだけなら別にいいか…

If it's that girl, I can use her. She is the outstanding talent of the decade...
no... the century!
あの娘だったら使える。あの娘は１０年…
いや、１００人に１人の人材よ！

If she's polished... No! Even if she isn't, she'll shine!
磨けば…いや、磨かなくても光る！

How stingy are you going to be?
どこまでケチなんだよあんたは…

It would be terrific if Lala-sama did it!
A duo of husband and wife, I couldn't have thought of that.
ララ様だったら大歓迎！
夫婦漫才、その手があった！

It might be even funnier to have three people!
いっそ３人の方がおもしろいかも！

Let's see... Looks like I've got everything she asked for.
さて…頼まれた物はこれで揃ったかな

You're more nimble than I thought you were.
思った以上に素早いですね

She's space assassin with the power to transform her entire body into a weapon at will.
It'll be safer if you don't get involved with her.
全身を自在に武器に変えられる力、トランス能力を持つ宇宙の暗殺者よ。
関わらない方が無難ね

Since it's come to this, I'll be your opponent!
こうなったら、私が相手になるんだから！

Just to let you know, I'm not good at playing nice.
言っておきますけど、私やさしくするのは苦手ですよ

As long as it's requested, I will assassinate any kind of person.
That is my job as Golden Darkness.
依頼されれば、どんな人物でも始末する…
それが私、金色の闇の仕事です

You're the worst for hiring an assassin to assassinate Rito!
There's absolutely no way I'd get married to someone so cruel!
殺し屋さんに、リトを殺させようとするなんて最低！
そんなヒドイ人とは、絶対結婚なんかしないんだから！

I thought I told you not to include lies and fabrications in your information on the target.
You weren't trying to deceive me, were you?
ターゲットに関する情報は、嘘偽りなく話すように言ったはず。
まさか、私をダマしたわけではありませんよね？

なんか映画でも暗号に見える病気はなくなってきた

Eating something you haven't paid for
is a crime called "petty theft".
店に置いてあるものを勝手に食べるのは、
無銭飲食という立派な犯罪です

Yes, we deal with paranormal phenomena that the police can't handle,
such as being cursed by ghosts or being abducted by UFOs.
My organization handles cases like those.
But I also have an obligation to stop you.
ええ、一般警察では対応できない異常事態、
たとえば幽霊に呪われたとかUFOにさらわれたとか、
そういう非日常的な事件を扱っている組織ですが…
僕には、あなたを止める義務もあるのですよ

I was doing what you described as petty theft over and over,
and their number kept increasing.
貴様の言うところの無線飲食というのを繰り返していたら、
いつの間にかあんなに増えていたのだ

This is a huge building.
How bold for a mere-human belonging.
でっかい建物だなー、
たかが人間の所有物のくせに偉そうだ

I hereby give you a grave mission.
This mission means saving the Earth.
If you should fail, it's safe to assume that the humanity will perish.
貴君にこれより重大な任務を与える。
これは地球を救う重大な任務である。
君がもし失敗すれば、全人類が滅ぶと考えてもらって構わない

Newlyweds you may be, but you two will not be alone.
You will be forming a family along with five children.
Therefore your role is that of husband and father.
新婚と言っても、夫婦水入らずではない。
君ら５人の子供たちと共に、家庭を築いてもらうことになっている。
よって君の役割は、夫であると共にお父さんである

Are you all right with the fact you were forced to marry me,
since you don't know anything about me?
あなたは平気なんですか？
見ず知らずの僕といきなり結婚なんかさせられて

I did accept the matter. That's why I'm cooking
and trying to fulfill my role as wife.
納得している。だからこうして料理まで作って、
妻の務めを果たそうとしているのではないか

No one knew if it was a god or demon, but it tried to kill everything of this world.
However it fell to humans uniting
and having swords stabbed along the entire length of its body.
神か悪魔か、エンカはこの世のものすべてを破壊しようと目論んだ。
だが、一致団結した人間たちの反撃に遭い、
全身に剣を付き立てられて死んだと聞いています

But Enka didn't die quietly.
As it was about it die, it screamed, "You humans who have slain me!
In a thousand years from now, my child shall come to this world
and spread fear and despair amongst you all!"
だがエンカはタダでは死ななかった。
生き絶える直前、それは叫んだ。「私を殺した人間どもよ！
これより１０００年の後に私の子供が地上によみがえり、
再び貴様ら人間どもに恐怖と絶望をまき散らすであろう！」

Gathering the family in a conventional manner would be boring.
So Kyouka-sama, she who seeks enjoyment in life, thought.
Why not make this into a game of hunt-the-child?".
普通に家族を集めてもつまらないからな。
子供探しゲームにしてはどうかと、
人生に充実を求めるキョウカ様は思ったわけだ

That is why we have these child radars.
They're amazing radars tuned to the specific wavelength
emitted by the armbands
and let us know their locations.
そのためにこの子供探知器があるのだ。
この腕章から発せられる特定の周波数を受信し、
その位置を特定できてしまう素晴らしい探知器なのだ

Those guys, if I gave an order, would even make a pyramid
like the slaves that worked for pharaohs without complaint.
あの連中キョウカ様が命令すれば、ファラオにかしずく奴隷のごとく、
ピラミッドだろうが文句を言わず造るだろう！

No ones are more boring than those who state the obvious.
I'm playing the game, so of course I'll win.
And you obviously exist to play the loser role.
当たり前のことを言う奴ほどつまらない奴はいないな。
キョウカ様がゲームをするのだ、勝つに決まってるだろ。
そして貴様は負け役として存在するに決まっている

The winner can order the loser to do one thing.
By the way, when I win,
I've decided that you will spend your life like a dog for a week.
勝者は敗者に一つだけ言うことを聞かせることが出来る。
ちなみにキョウカ様が勝利した暁には、
貴様に１週間飼い犬と同程度の生活を送ってもらうことに決めている

Saying it out loud makes this sound so ridiculous.
口に出して言うと、バカみたいだ…

Oh, thank goodness. I thought I was wrong.
I was simply puzzled.
はぁよかった…私の勘違いかと思った。
さっぱり困惑したよ

Thanks to the high-grade radar, things are easy for me.
So I decided to take a detour
and observe your troubled face.
高性能な探知器のおかげでキョウカ様は余裕だからな。
ちょっと寄り道して、
貴様の困っている様子を見てやろうと思ったのだ

Saying anything to this person is useless.
無駄だ…この人に何を言っても

But I heard how everything starts is important between married couples.
So I have to set in stone
who is the one to rule and who is the one to be ruled.
だが、夫婦というのは最初が肝心らしいからな。
どっちが支配し、支配される者なのか、
それをしっかりと知らしめておく必要がある

Oh, so you're already into father mode?
What an easily affected simple mind.
貴様はすでにお父さんモードか？
感化されやすい単純なヤツだ

According to the radar, I should find one here...
What could she look like?
探知器によると、ここにいるはずなんだが…
どんな面構えをしてるんだ？

To be honest, I don't know what a family is.
After all, I was told to become your father only a moment ago.
本当は、家族が何かなんて僕にもよくわかってない。
さっき、君達の父親になれと言われたばかりですからね

And if you make me repeat this, consider yourself dead.
Any son raising his hand against his father is utter nonsense!
そしてキョウカ様に２度と同じことを言わせたら、その時はお前の命、無いものと思え！
息子が父親に向かって手を上げるなど言語道断！

The only one allowed to smash Ouka is his wife, Kyouka-sama!
If you understand, say, "I'm sorry, Mother. I won't ever do anything like this again",
and bow down and lick my shoes.
オウカをブチのめしていいのは、妻であるこのキョウカ様だけなのだ！
分かったら、「ごめんなさいお母さん２度とこんな悪いことしません」、
と頭を下げてキョウカ様のクツを舐めるがいい

Let me say this, since it's bad for the children's education.
Wives are not entitled to smash their husbands.
子供の教育上よくないから言っときますけど、
妻が夫をブチのめしていいなんて絶対ありえませんから

No matter how you much you try to persuade him by saying "family" and "father",
his system will tell him to kill anyone with a gun
and his body responds to that.
What kind of parent points a gun at his child?
いくら貴様が家族だ父親だと説得しようが、
銃を持った相手には奴の回路が敵を抹殺しろと命じ、
体がそのように反応する。
子供に銃を向ける親がどこにいる？

How should I describe this atrocious condition I'm in?
この恐ろしくも凄まじい状況を、何と呼べば…

Oh my gosh, what a nice dress.
Being born a girl allows one to enjoy this kind of happiness.
いやーん、素敵なドレス！
女に生まれるって、こういう幸せを味わえるってことなのよね

This is an important event to strengthen the family's bond!
We must tighten the bond and make the Children of Enka that are within us think,
"The family is so nice. If the world's like this, I might just forget about revenge."
This is the most fitting event for Operation Cozy Family.
これは家族の絆を深める大切なイベントなのだ！
絆を深めて、この中にいる人類滅亡をもくろむエンカの子供に、
「家族っていいな。こんなんだったら復讐やめちゃおうかな。」と思わせるのだ！
これこそ和やか家族作戦にぴったりのイベントではないか！

Yuuka, I've tailored a dress for you, too.
Something that's cute
that will work as a catalyst to make my beauty stand out.
ユウカ、お前にもドレスを作らせておいたぞ。
ただし、花嫁であるこのキョウカ様の引き立て役になる
程度に可愛いやつをな

Honored Sister. Could it be that something bad is happening at school?
Maybe it's best you talked with Father.
姉上どの。もしや、学校で嫌なことでもあるのではないか？
やはり、父上どのに相談したほうが…

Everyone looks so excited over the wedding,
so I don't want to ruin it with my story.
披露宴の話しでみんな盛り上がってるのに、
つまんない話したくないの

You've finally come to ignoring me.
I though I would say something funny and make you laugh.
ついに無視か…
ちょっと面白いこと言ってわらかそうと思ったのに

I won't eat even if you try to get me in a good mood.
Plus, nothing was funny.
機嫌取っても食べませんから。
しかも面白くないですし

I'll tattle on you for neglecting your work!
職務怠慢で訴えるぞ！

Compared to going around and taste testing wedding cakes,
I think getting to know the children well as their father
is being more faithful to what my work is.
父親として子供達の事をよく知ることの方が、
浮かれてウェディングケーキを選ぶことより、
よっぽど職務に忠実だと思いますが

How could such a kind girl as her
have lived in the House of Oni?
あんなやさしい子が、
そんな鬼の一族の中で生きてきたなんて…

You're so sweet that you should be coated with cream
and be made the wedding cake!
いっそキサマがクリーム塗ったくって、
ウェディングケーキになればいいくらいに甘いぞ！

You indeed are still inept as a father.
When you get caught up in data,
you lose sight of what's in front of you.
やはりキサマは父親としてまだ未熟だな。
データに振り回されると、
本質を見失う

When you have Yuuka right in front of you, not looking at her
and being deceived by a piece of paper is what fools do.
生身のユウカがすぐ側にいるのに、それを見ず、
紙きれに振り回されるのは愚か者のすることだ

Same goes for the wedding cakes!
You understand the value only after you eat them.
ウェディングケーキも然り！
食べて初めて価値が分かる

I take your twisted character as proof you are carrying something heavy on your shoulders.
あなたのそのねじ曲がった性格は、かなり重たいものを背負っている証拠ですね

We've only spent a little time together. Yet, I want to save Yuuka a lot.
But if I do, I think Yuuka and everyone will be sad.
Though I'm not exactly sure.
一緒の時間もほんのちょびっと。それでもボクは、こんなにユウカを助けたいと思ってる。
だけどそれをしたら、ユウカもみんなも悲しむ気がする。
よくわからないけど

I didn't want you to know! Since, once I'm home,
I can have fun with everyone like nothing happened!
見られたくなかったの！だって、お家に帰れば
何もなかったように、みんなとハシャいでいられるでしょう！

All I want is to be able to smile with everyone!
I was happy just to have a place like that...
みんなと一緒に笑っていられるだけでいいの！
そんな場所があるだけで、良かったのに…

A world like this can just disappear.
I must be the Child of Enka. The god of destruction's child.
After all, no one else hates this world at all.
I've had enough.
こんな世界なんて、滅んでしまえばいい。
私はどうやらエンカの子供。世界を滅ぼす破壊神の子供。
だって、他のみんなは全然世界を嫌ってないもの。
もうイヤだ

I'm glad I was able to become Midarezaki Yuuka,
even if it was for a short period of time.
But I guess this is the end.
一瞬だけでも、
乱崎ユウカになれてよかった。
でも、どうやらここまでです

Yuuka's planning on dying.
I'm the Child of Enka. I will destroy the world.
After coming to that conclusion,
would that kind girl actually do that?
ユウカは死ぬ気だ。
自分はエンカの子供だ、これから世界を滅ぼす。
そう理解して、
優しいあの子が実行するか？

It's hard. Ramming it would just break your shoulder.
堅いな。タックルでもしようものなら、確実に肩が砕ける

Using the laser made me use calories, and now I'm hungry.
熱光線を使ったからカロリーを消費して、とてもお腹がすいた

I'll let you eat all you want later.
あとでたらふく食わせてやる

It's always been like this for me.
Why do I get picked on?
ずっとこうだったんだ、私…
どうしてイジメられるのかな？

So this was an SOS from Yuuka-chan. But, even without you having to put this
in a fridge, where it's so noticeable, or having to write a letter,
I'm sure someone would have noticed.
これはユウカちゃんのSOSか。だけど、冷蔵庫なんて目に付くところに
置かなくても、こんな手紙を書かなくても、
きっと誰かが気づいたわ

This is getting interesting!
To gain territory, a battle is necessary!
面白くなってきた！
居場所を得るには戦いが必要なのだ！

As a most wonderful fact,
I, Kyouka-sama, am omniscient and omnipotent!
頼もしいことに、
このキョウカ様は全知全能だぞ！

Take the retribution for bullying my daughter
when you didn't even expect reprisal from us!
反撃される覚悟もないくせに、
うちの娘を攻撃した報いを受けるがいい！

Skill names are meant to be screamed out!
技は叫ぶものだ！

Stop it. A crybaby like you won't be able to do anything.
やめとけ。お前みたいな弱虫にはどうにもできないよ

I'll protect you all. Since I'm a...
I'm a combat robot created to fight monsters like you!
私がみんなを守るから。だって私は…
あなたみたいな怪物を倒すために生み出された、戦闘ロボットなんだよ！

I must say the script and effects were amazing.
It was done by none other than the genius that is Kyouka-sama.
それにしても脚本演出が素晴らしい。
なにしろこの天才キョウカ様だからな

Mom! Please don't destroy my image any more!
お母さん！これ以上私を壊さないで！

To kill Gekka in one move...
I shall retreat for today.
ゲッカを一撃で倒すとは…
今日のところは一旦退いてやろう

You're really in love with yourself, aren't you?
あなたという人は、とことん自分大好きですね

How can you love others when you don't love yourself?
This world is fun because you're the main character of your life.
自分が好きになれなくて、どうして相手を好きになれるというのだ。
自分が主役だから、この世界は楽しいのではないか

What a circus they put on!
She thinks she's the heroine.
なんて茶番なの…
まるでヒロイン人気取り

Go break Midarezaki Yuuka for me. Keep oppressing
and hurting Midarezaki Yuuka
until she yells and goes insane from pain.
乱崎ユウカを壊してちょうだい。虐げて虐げて、
悲鳴をあげ、痛みに発狂するくらい、
乱崎ユウカをイジメてちょうだい

Reiko-chan. You're not allowed to have a fulfilled life.
When I'm... at the bottom of the pit, too!
レイコちゃん、あなたが幸せになんかなってはいけないのよ。
あたしですら…不幸なのに！

The makeup isn't working too well today. Night-shift work is fun,
but it's bothersome how it causes rough skin in the long run.
今日はお化粧のノリもいまいちだわ。夜のお仕事って楽しいけど、
お肌が荒れちゃうのが玉にキズよねぇ

You can rely on me any time, you know. I can lend my chest
as a place for you to cry, any time you need it.
いつでも頼っていいのよ。こうして泣いてるユウカちゃんに、
胸を貸してあげることぐらいできるわ

I won't even say, "Don't cry." In fact, cry.
Cry, and let it all out.
泣かないでとは言わない。泣きなさい。
泣いてスッキリしなさい

We'll blow the entire class up! Ouka!
Wrap a hundred sticks of dynamite around you and dive into them!
クラスまとめて全員爆破だ！オウカ！
ダイナマイト百本巻き付けて体当たりで吹っ飛ぶのだ！

If you want to act like a stupid terrorist, go do it yourself.
そんな頭の悪いテロリストみたいな作戦は一人でやってください

But, Father, if our third-rate acting proved worthless,
then we have to do something.
しかし父上どの、我輩たちの三文芝居が無駄だったとすれば、
このまま放っておくわけにはいかぬであろう

We'll have to kill them all, right?
やっぱり、抹殺するしかないよね？

Hyouka, stop wielding such a thing in the house.
ヒョウカも頼むから家でそんなもの振り回さないで下さい

Because my party took place,
Yuuka has overcome her painful past and matured.
キョウカ様の宴があったからこそ、
ユウカは辛い過去を乗り越えてここまで成長したのだ

Although, hearing you say it makes the growth a trivial matter...
but let's not go there.
あなたが言うと、ものすごく薄っぺらく聞こえますが…
ま、そういうことにしときましょう

This isn't enough yet.
I want to squeeze you to death.
こんなんじゃまだ足りない。
くびり殺したいくらいだわぁ

Oh, but where would you find a family that gets along better than the Himemiya?!
あらあら、姫宮ほど仲の良い家族はいないじゃない？！

A fake family without any blood relations or bonds is bound to break apart one day.
You will end up getting hurt more deeply and critically.
作り物の血も絆もない家族なんて、いつかぜったい歪みが出る。
あなたはもっと深く、もっと致命的に傷つくことになる

How could an Oni like you possibly be loved?!
I bet the so-called family you have now doesn't love you at all!
あなたみたいな鬼が愛されるわけないじゃない？！
どうせいまの家族も、あなたなんか愛しちゃいない！

Obey me like a dog.
That's how I raised you, isn't it?
犬のように従いなさい。
そういう風に育てたでしょう？

Is pain the only way this Solitude Doll can communicate?
この孤独人形は、痛くされなきゃわからないのかしら？

Same goes for Nii-sama. They all work up a temper
if they can't hit you.
兄様もそう。あなたを殴れないと
皆不機嫌になるのよ

What do you think you're doing to my family?
Dependin' on the situation, you're gonna see blood.
俺の家族に何するんだよ。
場合によっちゃ、血みるぜ

What's the deal with strangling as a way of showing love?
I'm not entirely sure of your situation,
but will you buzz off?
首を絞めて親愛を表すことなんてねえだろ。
ま、なんだか知らねえけど、
消えてくれませんかね？

Honestly, I want to live without getting involved in any of these savage events.
正直、こういう殺伐とした雰囲気とは、関わらずに生きたいと願ってるんだ

Let me hear your name just for reference, insolent boy.
一応名前は聞いておくわ、無礼者

I haven't spoken in a manly tone for such a long time,
so I'm getting heartburn now!
久々に男言葉でしゃべったら、
胸くそ悪くなってきたのん！

This can't be. This can't be. This can't be. This can't be true.
God, please help me.
うそ、ウソ嘘ウソ…嘘でしょう。
神様、助けてください…

If you ever feel scared, hurt, or lonely,
come look for me, any time you want.
怖かったり、痛かったり寂しかったりしたら、
いつでも俺を頼ってきてよ

To babble a girl's name in your sleep!
Ginka, you're quite the stud.
寝言で女の名を吐くとはギンカ、
キサマも隅に置けないな

I was having a dream.
I promised I'd save her, but I couldn't.
夢を見てたの。
助けるって約束したのに、守れなかった

That's crap. If you have time to talk like that,
then go meet that girl and apologize, atone,
or just forget about her forever.
くだらんな。グダグダ言ってるヒマがあるなら、
とっととその女のところへ行って、謝るなり償うなり、
開き直るなりすればいい

He remembered me. He even called me Himemiya Senko.
But I can't... He won't save me anymore!
彼は私を憶えていた。姫宮センコと名前を呼んだ…
けどあたしはもう、助けてもらえないんだわ！

Since I'm an Oni!
I can no longer cry in his arms.
だってあたしは鬼だもの！
もうあたしは彼に泣きつくこともできない！

All the pain and humiliation... Reiko-chan,
you're supposed to be the one to take it all!
あの痛みも屈辱も…レイコちゃん、
あなたが受け止めなきゃいけないのよ！

You're simply selfish.
Why can't you think of anything
but passing on the pain to those lower than you?
あなたはさっぱり自分勝手だよ。
どうして痛みを下に下にたらい回しにすることしか
考えられないかな…

You still disobey me?
You were never that sort of child.
You were supposed to be an obedient Solitude Doll!
まだ私に逆らうのね。
あなたはそんな子じゃなかったでしょ？
従順な孤独人形でしょ！

I just followed you to see
the face of the woman you even speak of in your sleep.
But I feel like cursing her to death this very moment.
キサマが寝言までに言う女を
ちょっと見てやろうと思って、付けてきただけだ。
だがキョウカ様も今すぐここで、こいつを呪い殺してやりたい気分だ

Am I dead? It all ended so easily,
almost as if I had no reason to be born.
私は死んだの？まるで生まれてきた意味なんか、何もなかったみたいに、
あっけなく

Now, what do we do with her?
Do you want to die cleanly, or do you want to die messily?
さてどうしてくれよう？
キレイに死にたいか、汚く死にたいか？

If you want to die cleanly, I'll dose you with some sleeping pills
and bury you alive in a grave. If it works,
you get to die before you wake up.
キレイに死にたいなら、睡眠薬を適度に飲ませた上で、
墓地なんかに生き埋めにしてやろう。うまくいけば
目覚める前にあっさり死ぬことができるぞ

I won't kill her. I was just threatening her.
If I let her learn what fear is,
she probably won't do anything again.
殺すものか、脅していただけだ。
恐怖を刻み込めば
二度と悪さもしないだろうからな

You're so sweet as usual.
If so, we can just crush the Himemiya.
相変わらず甘いな。
それならば姫宮を叩き潰せばいい

A hopeless battle will only hurt everyone.
勝ち目のない戦いは、みんなを傷つけるだけです

Th'ey're just lowly animals with lots of paper with \10,000 printed on it.
一万円札とか印刷されてる紙を、たくさん持ってるだけの下等動物ではないか

No matter how arrogant they act, lowly animals are only lowly animals.
What's there to hesitate about?
下等動物がどれだけ奢り高ぶろうとも所詮は下等動物でしかない。
何を躊躇しているのだ？

My eyes don't work well in the dark, but with Senko-dono's assistance
I know where the guards' relief station is.
我輩は夜眼が利かぬのだが、一応センコどのに教わり、
警備の人間が駐屯している位置は把握しておいた

It'd be better if everyone stayed here.
やはり、みんなはここに残った方がいい

The moment what was tormenting you dies!
Observing that is the best, you know?
自分を苦しめていたものが滅ぶ瞬間、
それを見るのが一番気持ちいいのだぞ！

I may look like this, but I'm pretty strong, you know?
あたしだってこう見えて、腕っぷしは強いのよ

You guys don't have enough real battle experience.
People like you guys who've been indulging in a peaceful life
don't stand a chance against Kyouka-sama.
実戦不足だな。
キサマらのような平和ボケした人間は、
このキョウカ様の相手になるものか

Delusions such as pictures and money don't have value. They're all illusions.
But there are things that are not illusions even though they're fabricated.
Our family is happy and worthwhile.
We're probably the happiest family in the world.
絵だとか金銭だとか、そういう幻想には価値などない。みんな幻だ。
だがな、作り物だけど幻ではない…
我々の家族は幸福で価値がある。
我々はきっと世界でいちばん幸福だぞ

So it's finally over. I don't want any more ruckus.
これでようやく終わるのですね…騒がしいのはもう懲り懲りです

Nonsense! A non-rowdy life is like a curry without spice!
And curry without spice is not curry!
Therefore life is not life if it's not rowdy!
くだらん！騒がしくない人生など、香辛料の入ってないカレーみたいなものだぞ！
そんなものはカレーですらなぁい！
つまり騒がしくなければ人生ではない！

Mother, it's about time you plug your ears.
Or else, your eardrums will burst.
母親、そろそろ耳塞どいてね。
鼓膜が破れちゃうから

But before Operation Cozy Family started,
every human being went through DNA analysis.
So there's no possibility of me being a Child of Enka.
でも和やか家族作戦を始める前に、
すべての人間はDNA鑑定を受けたのよ。
だからあたしがエンカの子供のはずがないわ

You give up on things too easily. How could you deny the possibility
of your DNA mutating a second later
and becoming that of a Child of Enka?
キサマは簡単にあきらめすぎだ。１秒後にキサマの細胞が激変して、
DNA配列がエンカの子供になる可能性を
どうして否定的できるのだ！

The world is composed of irresponsibility and fraud.
Since you've become my daughter,
you have to learn to be able to lie with a straight face.
世界は適当と詐欺でできてるのだ。
このキョウカ様の娘になるからには、
真顔で嘘をつける傲慢さがなければダメだぞ

I guess you're the really strong one, Reiko-chan.
本当に強いのは、レイコちゃんね

What a bother... Having large family
means having a lot of loads of laundry to do, I guess.
もう大変。家族が多いって、
洗濯物も多いのね

I've got to find a way to get Ginichi-san back to being manly.
どうにかして男らしい銀一さんにしないと…

You're as random as ever.
いつもながら唐突ですね…

How dare you keep something like this a secret
from the wife you swore to be together with for the rest of your life?
生涯を誓い合った妻に向かって、こんな大事なことを秘密にするとは！

How could I give up on such a big event so easily?!
これほどの大イベントをそう易々とあきらめられるか！

Oh, and put a hijack event on as an option, please.
あぁ、ついでにハイジャックもオプションで頼む

From what I've heard so far, it sounds as though you don't have a clear vision yet.
If you would come over to the office,
we could give suggestions over some pamphlets.
お聞きしたところ、具体的なビジョンをお持ちではないようですね。
一度お越しいただければ、
パンフなどでご説明させていただきますが

If we can get the customer to come,
the deal is pretty much set.
お客様にお越しいただければ、
こっちのもんですよ

That Sakurai Chieri is so sassy. To take all the underling's attention,
leaving me, the branch head, aside.
生意気ですねぇ、桜井チエリ。支店長の私を差し置いて、
部下の人気を総舐めとは…

How rude of you. You would have been crucified on any other day,
but lucky for you, I'm in a good mood today.
失礼なやつだな。普段なら貼り付けの刑だが、
ラッキーなことに今日はキョウカ様の機嫌が良い

It's an amazing room that allows you to have an experience
as if you are really there with just a push of a button.
ボタン一つでまるでその場に行ったかのように、
各地が体験できるという画期的な部屋でして

Chief, that's not fully functional yet.
支店長、あれはまだ未完成です

Shh. I'm leaving you in charge of cleaning up the mess afterwards.
しっー、後片付けを頼みましたよ

Something's not right with everyone.
なんか変だわ、みんな

Please enjoy the show. How about we start off with Hawaii?
まあじっくりご覧ください。では、手始めにハワイなど…

It doesn't come with Mu, so it's worthless.
ムー大陸がないなど不良品だ

Are you after the seat of branch chief next?
You're in my way for promotion.
次の狙いは支店長の座なのですか？
私の出世に邪魔なのですよ

There is no one who stands by your side.
It's better for you to obey me.
今やあなたの味方は一人もいない。
私に従った方が身のためですよ

I put them under a curse. Using the curse techniques
I learned through a correspondence course.
ちょっと術をかけさせてもらいました。私が通信講座で覚えた
呪術をね

I didn't want to resort to anything underhanded, but you leave me no choice.
For the sake of my sales, I'll have the Midarezaki sign a contract no matter what.
By any means.
今までは汚い手を使わずにと思っていましたが、仕方ありません。
あたしの売り上げのため、乱崎一家には何が何でもご契約をいただきますよ。
どんなことをしてもね

I will have you obey me even if it requires force.
あなたには無理矢理にでも従っていただきます

I want to go on a trip with Ouka and everyone else and have fun too.
Yet, you don't believe me, do you, Ouka?
キョウカ様だって、オウカやみんなと楽しい旅行がしたいのに、
信じてくれないのだな、オウカ…

So, Ouka, for the sake of a fun trip, the second round will be full participation.
Since it looks like there will be a use for you.
ではオウカ、楽しい旅行のためにもちろん後半戦は乱崎家全員参加だ。
どうやら、キサマの出番もありそうだしな

I have powered up! I'm not the same as I was before!
パワーアップしたのですよ！今までの私ではありません！

Kitty! You're so mean to go on ahead.
ネコさん！先に行くなんてずるい！

After going through the power-up,
we shall be the equal of anything you ask of us.
パワーアップした私たちが、
もうどんなご注文にもお答えしましょう

Have you made up your mind?
Now, if you would sign this contract.
決まりましたかな？
それでは、こちらの契約書にサインを

We can do anything about that once we have the contract.
そんなもの契約さえ取れれば、こっちのものです

No! Not my face! Stab my body if you must!
いやっー！顔はやめて、むしろボディ！

But I don't have any other way of taking responsibility
for the mess-up I've made.
でも私には、他に責任の取りようが…

What did you work so hard for to this day?
Have you forgotten those who are longing to go on a vacation?
キサマは今まで何のために頑張ってきたのだ！
旅行を心待ちにしている客たちを忘れたのか？

What? Honeymoon? You still haven't given up on it?
はい？新婚旅行？あなたまだ諦めてなかったんですか？

A runway. It's a pain to go to the airport,
so I had it come to me.
滑走路に決まってるだろ。空港まで出向くのもかったるいので、
向こうから来てもらった

Good. I'm glad you're quick to comprehend.
Leave the details out.
うむ、皆物分りがよくて助かった。
まあ、細かいことは気にするな

It's very quiet. No stands or beach houses.
静かだな。屋台はおろか、海の家すらない

It's an uninhabited island, so I wouldn't expect any of that.
無人島ですから当然でしょうね

You don't have a sense of guilt after doing that, Kyouka?
あなた、あんなことをしといて何の罪悪感もないのですか！

I have yet to feel that in my life.
It's that plane's fault for not being able to keep up
with my amazing aerial maneuvers.
生まれて此の方そんなものを感じたことなどない。
墜落したのはキョウカ様のすばらしい操縦に
耐えられなかった、あの旅客気が悪いのだ

You didn't look like you were able to pilot at all.
とても、操縦ができるようには見えませんでしたが

I, Kyouka-sama, am a prodigy who learned how to ride a bike in only two months!
このキョウカ様は自転車をたった２カ月で乗りこなせるようになった天才だぞ！

I've checked what it's like from the sky.
All other family members are unhurt.
とりあえず空から現状の確認をしたよ。
ほかの家族も大丈夫

I'm simply okay thanks to Hyouka.
I didn't know Hyouka could even fly.
ヒョウカのおかげでさっぱり大丈夫だよ。
ヒョウカってば空も飛べるんだね

Hyouka can blast the fart he's been holding for months and fly.
Praise modern science!
ヒョウカは何カ月分もため込んだ屁を一気に噴射して空を飛ぶことができるのだ。
偉大なり現代科学！

Don't make up things. It's nothing that special.
It's Levistone. The professor who created me called it that.
ウソ教えないでね。まあたいしたことじゃないんだけど。
浮遊石。ボクを作った博士はそう呼んでた

If a certain amount of electricity is passed through,
it ignores gravity and levitates objects. With ten kilograms of this stuff,
I think an entire island could be levitated.
この石に一定量の電気を流すとね、
重力を無視して物体を浮遊させるんだ。１０キロもあれば、
島くらい浮かせられるんじゃないかな

Looks like everyone's having some fun, but..
Is it really all right for us to be doing this?
みんなはそれなりに楽しんでいるようですが…
本当にこんなことをしてていいんでしょうか…

What's with that gloomy face?
Do you have a problem with a honeymoon with your beautiful wife?
何しけた顔をしている？
キサマ、この麗しき妻との新婚旅行に不服があるのか？

You even prepared a beachball. How very well prepared.
ビーチボールまで用意して、ずいぶん用意がいいんですね

It's your right as husband to get to see me in a swimsuit,
when even the spirits of summer run away barefooted.
夏の精霊も裸足で逃げ出す
キョウカ様の水着姿を拝めるのは、夫たるキサマの特権なのだからな

At the very least, I'm making an effort to love you!
Do you not see that?
少なくともキョウカ様はキサマを愛せるように努力しているぞ！
それがキサマには伝わらんかな？

I'm incapable of loving someone. Even so, I do care about the family.
Plus, I do like you.
僕は、誰かを愛することができない人間です。そんな僕ですが、家族のことは大切に思っています。
それに、僕もあなたのことは好きですよ

I knew it. I was just worried for a second.
Since I do get hung up sometimes.
わかってる。ちょっと不安になっただけだ。
キョウカ様とて悩むことはあるのでな

According to this pamphlet, we'll arrive at the hotel
if we keep going straight.
このパンフレットによると、このまま真っ直ぐいけば
ホテルにたどり着けるらしい

It's beyond suspicious. Kyouka,
what are you planning?
怪しすぎる…キョウカ、
あなたいったい何を企んでいるんです？

Yes! Those you see here are the followers of the god!
The Midarezaki!
そうとも！ここに居並ぶ面々こそが神の一族！
乱崎家だ！

The hotel's motto is "relief, safety, and peace,"
and we make daily efforts to ensure our customers enjoy their stay.
当ホテルでは「安心、安全、安穏」を信条とし、
お客様に満足いただけるサービスをご提供できるようにと、日夜努力しております

Be happy! To satisfy my tongue
gives you the ticket to be in history textbooks, Pierre.
喜べ！このキョウカ様の舌を満足させたという事実だけで、
歴史の教科書に出演決定だぞ、ピエールよ！

Don't you know the universal law
that says anyone wearing a white tux and a red bowtie is to be called Pierre?
白タキシードに赤蝶ネクタイの人間は、もれなくピエールだという
宇宙の法則を知らんのか？

Refer to yourself as Nishikura Pierre starting today!
Let's write it down so no one makes any mistake.
今日からピエール西倉と名乗れ！
間違えないようにちゃんと書いておくか

How could you! This jacket was very expensive.
なんてことを！この服すごく高かったのに

It must be hard for you. I don't see any other staff here.
Are you managing this big hotel alone?
あなたも大変ですね。見たところ、他に従業員の方もいないようですし、
この広いホテルをお一人で？

Yes. But, because of that, I feel that it's a very worthwhile job.
はい。ですが、それだけやりがいのある仕事だと思っています

Who knows what would have happened to me
if Kyouka-sama hadn't come here. No, um...
That was a slip of the tongue. Please forget it.
私などもしキョウカ様がいらっしゃらなかった、
今頃どうしていたやら…あ、いえ、
失言お忘れなさいませ

I'm sure my wife forced an unreasonable task upon you, right? If it wasn't for her,
we wouldn't have seen a runway built overnight,
or had the plane we got on crash,
or found an amazing hotel like this on an island we accidentally drifted to.
どうせまた妻が、つまらぬ無理を通したのでしょう？そうでもなければ、
一晩で家の前に滑走路ができて、
乗った飛行機が墜落して、
偶然流れ着いた無人島にこんな立派なホテルがあるわけがない

To think you've figured all that out...
そこまで分かっていらっしゃるとは…

Oh, so you actually liked it.
実は、気に入ってたんですね

Ouka-san, why are you thinking
of something that makes you want to die just from pondering it?
考えるだけで死にたくなることを
考えてどうするんです、オウカさん？

It's pointless for you to wish me to share your sense of vanity.
But I think you're fine that way, Ouka-san.
私に自分の虚しさを共感してもらおうたってムダですよ。
でもオウカさんはね、それでいいと思います

Father, we might have some trouble.
This building is under attack.
父親大変かも。
この建物は襲撃されているね

Judging from the footsteps, they are a party of greater than twenty.
足音の数からいって敵は１０や２０じゃないね

Their identity is unknown.
They'll soon be up to the second floor.
正体は不明。
もうじき二階へ上ってくるよ

Why? They're the enemy.
We'll be killed if we don't kill.
なんで？敵だよ。
殺さなきゃ殺されるんだよ

Are you confident you'll kill the enemy and only the enemy?
あなたは、敵だけを選んで殺せる自信がありますか？

You're no longer a biological weapon.
You mustn't turn into a grim reaper.
あなたはもう生物兵器じゃないのです。
死神なんかになってはいけません

But Father, if we're not going to fight, what do we do?
でも父親、戦わないのならどうするの？

I'll start out by punishing the cause of this event.
とりあえず、今回の首謀者を撲滅にいきます

I was planning on watching ridiculously idiotic late-night anime
with some beer and then going to bed when I got sleepy!
今日はもう眠くなるまでおマヌケで笑える深夜アニメ見て、
ビールの一杯でもかっ喰らって寝ようと思っていたのだ！

You dare kidnap the god's daughter?
I take it that you guys don't value your lives.
おのれ神の娘をさらうか？
命がいらんらしいなキサマら

What's going to happen to me?
I won't get to see everyone again?
私、どうなっちゃうんだろう？
もう家族のみんなに会えないのかな…

So, Nishikura-san, even you don't have a clue what those monkeys are.
では西倉さんも、あのサルたちに心当たりはないのですね？

Professional research groups have come to investigate this place three times,
so there's no chance wild animals like them could be here.
三度も一流の調査団が調査したのですから、
この島にあのような野生生物が存在しているはずがないのでございます

But the huge monkeys do exist. And now Yuuka is...
ですが、現に巨大ザルは存在した。そのためにユウカは…

No, there's no reason for you to feel responsible.
There's evidence that shows they headed directly to Yuuka's room.
いえ、あなたたちが責任を感じる必要はありません。
敵は真っ直ぐにユウカの部屋を目指していた形跡があります

So they were only after Yuuka-chan to begin with?
狙いは初めからユウカちゃんだったってこと？

That would be the case.
そうなりますね

You're keeping it cool and running analysis in a situation like this? I'm amazed!
こんな非常時にも関わらず冷静に状況分析か？見上げたものだな！

What exactly do you mean by that?
それはどういう意味ですか？

With that wound you have?
Even your power was meaningless to them.
そのキズでですか？
敵にはあなたの力すら通用しないのですよ

To fight even if an arm is lost or guts are ripped out.
That's what parents are for!
腕をもがれようが腹をえぐられようが戦う！
それが親というものだ！

If you can't get into a frenzy when a family member is in danger,
then you're no human!
家族が危険に晒されている時ですら狂乱できない者が
人間なものか！

I'm not like that. If it means saving my daughter,
I'll create all the miracles I need!
このキョウカ様は違うぞ。娘を助けるためなら、
いくらでも奇跡を起こしてやる！

That's right. Kitty has an irregular, yet convenient, skill called Cellphone.
そうだったわ！ネコさんには携帯電話という反則的に便利な能力があったのだわ

Hold on. Yuuka isn't very opinionated,
so it's hard to find her.
ちょっと待て。ユウカは自己主張が弱いから
見つけにくいのだ

Anyway, staying there won't get us anywhere. Get out of there
and find something that'll help us locate you.
とにかくそこに居ても始まらん。部屋を抜け出し
居場所が特定できそうなものを見つけるのだ

You might be able to get out through that.
あそこから逃げられるかもしれないぞ

A castle in the sky protected by multiple monkeys, I guess.
Yuuka, you're caught in a very interesting place.
無数のサルが守っている天空の城か。
ユウカ、なかなか愉快な場所に捕らわれているではないか

I've had a weak health since I was little. And this face.
Everyone made fun of me and never treated me like a human.
I was always facing a sense of inferiority.
私はね、小さい頃から体が弱かった。おまけにこの顔だろ…
誰からも馬鹿にされ人間扱いされずに、
いつでも劣等感にさいなまれていた

But I hate losing. So I decided to surprise the world with something else.
だが私はこれでも負けず嫌いでね。ならば他のことで世間を見返してやろうと思った

The more people made fun of me, the more I studied.
Eventually, I gained the position as a leading researcher of artificial life forms,
and I won against all those who made fun of me.
私は馬鹿にされればされるだけ反発して猛勉強した。
やがて人工生命体の開発における第一人者の地位を得た私は、
学歴社会において私を馬鹿にした連中に勝利した

I wanted to create a life that would listen to anything I said.
A doll that would move as I told it to.
私はね、私の思いのままになる生命を作りたかったんだ。
自分に都合よく動く人形をね

But unfortunately, a huge problem developed with the team I was working with at the time.
With all hope lost, I wandered around, avoiding people's eyes,
and eventually made it to this island.
だが悪いことにそんな時、私の参加していた研究プロジェクトで大きなトラブルが起こってしまってね。
失意に打ちのめされた私は一目を忍ぶようにさ迷い、
この島に辿り着いた

But it seems humans can't live alone.
Being as weak a person as I am, I became lonely soon enough,
so I used the remains of the Areato, the natives of this island,
to resume my research on artificial life.
だがどうやら人間は一人では生きられないらしい。
弱い私はすぐにさびしくなって、
この島の先住民アレアト人の遺骨を材料に、
再び人工生命の開発を始めたんだ

No matter how many I make, they always turn into monkeys!
Freaky monkeys like those won't soothe me!
いくら作ってみてもどうしても猿になる！
あんなおぞましい猿どもが私を癒してくれるものか

I'm a human. I wanted a human to love me!
私は人間だ。人間に愛して欲しかったのだ

I don't have much life left in me. I wish I could end my life
being watched over by a cute girl like you.
私はもう先が長くない。せめて最後はお嬢ちゃんのような天使に看取られて、
一生を終えたいものだ

I like her, too. She's so transparent and honest.
She lived a life longer and harsher than me,
yet she always smiles kindly.
ボクも好き。透明で真っすぐだもの。
きっとボクなんかよりずっと辛い年月を生きてきたのに、
いつも優しく笑って

So I will protect Yuuka.
I cannot forgive anyone that does harm to her.
Although, I don't know what a biological weapon can do.
だからボクはユウカを守る。
危害を加える奴は許せない。
生物兵器に何ができるかは分からないけどね

Yes, very good. You pigs are thinking
about what you can do with the brains you're given.
うむ、よしよし。愚民は愚民なりに
考えているではないか

My dream will finally come true.
I will be watched over by a human as a human
and end my life as a human.
ようやく私の願いが叶う。
人間として人間に見守られ、
人間の生涯を終えるのだ

Do I have to return to what I was?
To a doll that listens obediently to someone?
また戻らなきゃいけないのかな？
誰かの言いなりに動く人形に

It's simple. I fed the monkeys for free with food
that they had never tasted before. Because of that,
they lost control, and they obeyed me.
なあに簡単なことだ。キョウカ様は無料で野良猿どもに味わったことのない
料理を提供してやった。それにより
理性の外れた猿どもはこのキョウカ様の言いなりだ

They flew back hearing there was even better food.
もっと美味しい料理がもらえると聞いて、慌ててお空に戻ったわよね

Yes, to bring this back to me as the price for the food.
そうだ、その料理と引き換えにするためのこいつを取りにな

Looks like monkeys were also vulnerable to the word "limited".
They fought over the levistones,
and the castle lost the force to keep it up.
どうやら限定品という言葉に弱いのは猿も同じだったようだな。
我先にと浮遊石を奪い合った結果、
天空の城は空に浮くエネルギーを維持できなくなってしまったのだ

All that's left is for us to wait for Hyouka, who followed the monkeys as they flew back,
to save Yuuka.
後は城に戻った猿どもをひそかに追跡したヒョウカが、
無事にユウカを助け出すのを待つだけだ

I don't know what god out there set our fates,
but all of us in the Family Frenzy are half-hearted
and can't go to Heaven or Hell.
どこの神様が適当に決めた運命だかなんだか知らないけどさ、
ボクら狂乱家族はみんな天国にも地獄にもいられない、
宙ぶらりんな奴ばっかり

The greatest mistake in creating me was giving me a heart.
A coward like me would have been useless on the battlefield.
ボクを作った最大の失敗は、僕に心なんてものを設定したことだね。
こんな臆病者、実戦じゃ使い物にならなかっただろうに

If the project had succeeded, my status as a scientist would have been set.
Yet... Robes, would you have any clue?
To have been abandoned by you, to whom I devoted everything,
and then having to hide on this island alone after falling to the pits of despair?
プロジェクトが成功すれば、科学者としての私の地位は揺るぎないものとなるはずだった。
それなのに…ロベスよ、お前に分かるか？
心血を注いで開発したお前に逃げられ、
失意と絶望の果てに、一人ぼっちでこの島に身を隠した私の気持ちが…

These monkeys move as I command them to.
Will you listen to the angel's words and be reduced to scrap without a fight?
この猿どもは私の思念のままに動く。
天使の言うことを聞き戦わずしてスクラップとなるか？

The reason why they kidnaaped me was because they wanted you to love them back.
They knew you were lonely, but that they couldn't be the ones to ease your loneliness,
so they kidnapped me. And yet you say you don't care what happens to the monkeys?
私を襲ったのだって、大切に思ってるおじさまに少しでも喜んでもらいたかったからだよ。
おじさまの寂しい気持ちを知って、だけど自分たちじゃおじさまを癒してあげられないとわかったから
人間の私が…それなのにお猿さんたちはどうなってもいいなんて…

Why don't you see how the monkeys feel?
You're giving the same pain you felt from people around you to the monkeys.
どうしておじさまはお猿さんたちの気持ちに気付いてあげられないの？
おじさまの態度は、おじさまを馬鹿にした人たちと同じ痛みをお猿さんに与えているんだよ

You take someone like me as your lord? You see me as a human?
I see. I see it. A monkey was fine.
I was fine being a monkey all along.
こんな私を主と思ってくれるのか？人間と認めて…
そうか、そうだったのか。猿でもよかった…
猿でもよかったんだ

You're blessed. Oji-sama. You're cared for by so many.
おじさまは幸せだね。こんなにたくさん思われて

nails that sticks up get hammmerd down

>>270
なんでTheを省いたの？

To stand against experienced assassins without a single wound.
I'm happy with your improvement.
手練の殺し屋を相手に、傷一つないとは。
よくぞここまで成長した

You indeed are my son.
All that's left for you is testing your skill in real battles.
さすが我が息子だ。
あとは実践でその技術を試すのみ

I won't become an assassin.
I'm going to become a chef.
僕は殺し屋にならない。
僕は料理人になる

That was the fifth one this month.
I don't want to say this either, but...
今月に入ってもう５人目だよ。
私もこんなこと言いたくないんだ、しかし…

Hey, do you understand what I'm saying?
Then listen. Xie Xie Cafe doesn't have to be evicted.
Relay the message to the others, too.
おいお前。ボクの言うことがわかるか？
じゃあよく聞け、謝々飯店は商店街から出ていく必要ない。
他のやつにもそう言え

Yes, I will let the others know, too.
はい、他の者にも伝えます

"What's the problem?'" I told you many times not to use poisons.
Tsubaki, we're no longer assassins.
We have to become a normal Chinese restaurant.
どうしたのじゃないよ、あれほど毒物は使うなって言ったのに！
ツバキ、僕らはもう殺し屋じゃない。
一般的な中華料理屋さんにならなくちゃいけないんだよ

Another person collapsed, though.
I wonder why anyone who eats anything you cook-
また人が倒れたじゃない。
まったくどうしてかしら、兄さまの料理を食べた人はみんな…

Looks like you're as good as you ever were.
腕は衰えてないようだな、シュウ

Long time no see, Father. Oh yeah, would you like something to eat?
The marinated pork I've been working on since this morning
should be just about ready.
久しぶり父さん。そうだ、何か食べてく？
今朝作った豚の煮込みが
丁度良い具合なんだ

I'm sorry, but I have no intention of ingesting food that makes you collapse.
残念ながら食べると倒れるような料理を口にする気はないよ

You are my son, after all. Even after becomingn a chef,
your body kills others without thinking.
やはりお前は俺の息子だ。料理人となった今でも
その体は自然と誰かを殺傷してしまう

Accept it, Shuu. You're an assassin that can live only in the darkness.
認めろシュウ。お前は裏の世界でしか生きられない殺し屋なのだ

Those are the recipes I wrote hoping you, Tsubaki, and your father will have a happy life.
I originally meant to give them to your father.
But I'm sure he won't take them. After all, he hates me.
それはね、お父さんとシュウとツバキが幸せになれますようにって、一生懸命作ったレシピなの。
本当はお父さんに渡すつもりだった。
けどきっと受け取ってくれない。だって、あの人は私のこと憎んで…

Don't forget, Shuu. Chinese is invincible. Chinese is the strongest.
May the world and the family be at peace through Chinese food.
忘れないでシュウ。中華は無敵。中華は最強。
中華で家族と世界が平和になりますように

I want to cook Chinese dishes that will make anyone who eats them smile.
僕は食べた人みんなが笑顔になる、そんな中華を作りたいんだ

Don't touch me without permission, brat.
I'll poison you with a toxin that'd make you dumber than a monkey.
無断でボクに触れるなガキが。
キサマには知能がサル以下になる毒を

What was that for, Ouka!
何をするオウカ！

Can't you enter more normally?
もっと普通に入ることできないのですか？

How could you expect anything normal from Kyouka-sama's entrance!
In fact, I'd rather see an explosion!
キョウカ様が光臨するのに普通などありえん！
ていうかもっとこうハデに爆発とかさせたいぐらいだ！

It's because you make entrances like that
that you get banned from one place after another.
そんな登場してるから、
行く先々で出入り禁止をくらうんでしょ！

That's a good face you have.
You look like a different person from a moment ago.
I shall trust that expression of yours.
良い顔をするではないか。
先ほどまでとは別人だぞ。
その顔を信じてやろう

The goal is to clear the Xie Xie Cafe's charge of assassination.
The reason is because it sounds fun and to help Yuuka's friend.
目的は謝々飯店の殺人容疑を晴らすこと。
理由は何か面白そうなのと、ユウカの友達を助けるため

Also, we've been banned from everywhere else, so if this place goes,
there won't be anything left in the shopping district.
あと他の店から出入り禁止をくらっているので、ここがなくなると
商店街は全滅だ

You're mostly the reason, just so you know.
原因は主にキョウカですからね、言っておきますけど

At times like this, Mother should go first.
こういうときは、お母様が最初よね

Don't be so modest about it, Darling. At times like this, the father,
master of the house should be eating first.
遠慮するなダーリン。こういう場合一家の長たる
父親がまずハシをつけるものだ

Don't highlight the male chauvinist idea only at times like this, Honey.
この亭主関白を強要しないでください、ハーニィ

If you're a man, eat a poison or two with a smile.
男なら毒の一つや二つおいしくいただいてみろ

Okay. Next time, make sure you blow on it before you eat it.
はいはい、ちゃんとふーふーしてから食べましょうね

Three days. We will whip you back into shape in three days.
３日だ。３日でキサマを鍛え直す

If you pass all the criteria I put before you,
then no one shall collapse from your food.
キョウカ様の指定する課題を全てクリアすれば、
キサマの料理で人が倒れることもなくなるだろう

Weights where each one weighs 10kg.
Make something with those on.
一つ１０キロのウェイトだ。
それを付けて何か作ってみろ

It looks murderously good as always.
うむ、相変わらず殺人的にうまそうだ

The one to test it on has to be some average human like him.
Therefore, you shall take it as an honor to be fed by me.
試食する人間は、こいつのようなごく平凡な人間でなければならないからな。
というわけだ、キョウカ様の手伝いができることを光栄に思うがいい

Now your physical capability should be heavily restricted.
これでキサマの身体能力はかなり制限されたはずだ

Is this the restaurant that will even let animals eat?
ここかい？動物でも料理を食べさせてくれる店ってのは

Fight through the entire day.
That's your second day's training menu.
今日１日乗り切って見せろ。
これが二日目の課題だ

You look happy. The smile on your face isn't going away.
兄さまうれしそう。ずっとニヤニヤしてる

I guess. I'm having a great time right now.
So many customers are eating the Chinese dishes I made.
Humans and even those who are not.
Before of Chinese food, they're all equal.
そうかも。僕は今、すごく楽しいよ。
こんなにたくさんのお客さんが、僕の中華を食べてくれてる。
人間も、そうじゃない人たちも。
中華の前ではみんな同じなんだ

Closing already? Then I guess I'll have to come some other time.
もう閉店かい？仕方ない、出直すとするよ

Hours of operation don't matter. You can eat here anytime you want.
Because we're family, Father.
営業時間なんか関係ない。あなたはいつでも家で料理を食べていいんだよ。
だって家族だろ、父さん

She was... Harukaze was only after my body.
Countless restaurants wanted her over.
However, Harukaze had a fatal flaw as a chef.
あいつは…ハルカゼは、俺の体だけが目的だったんだ。
いくつもの店がハルカゼの腕を欲しがった。
だが、ハルカゼには料理人として致命的な欠点があった

She was physically ill, so she couldn't stand in the kitchen for many hours.
The tools for making Chinese food are all very heavy.
Making intricate food requires a great amount of strength.
体の弱かったハルカゼは、長く、厨房に立つことができなかったんだ。
中華料理の道具はとても重い。
高度の料理になれば、超人的な体力を求められる

In other words! Harukaze was after my great strength!
She told me time after time to quit being an assassin.
つまり！ハルカゼは俺のこの強靭な肉体が欲しかったのだよ！
あいつは事あるごとに言ったよ、殺し屋なんかやめろと

Of course she would, since it's an important body
that makes the Chinese dishes in place of her!
当然だ、自分の代わりに中華を作る
大切な体だからな！

It's obvious she wanted the one dearest to her to quit
a dangerous job like being an assassin!
好きな人に殺し屋なんて危険な仕事、
やめてもらいたいと思うのは当たり前でしょうが！

You think someone who's only after you for your body
could write something as ridiculous as that?
For your information, I wouldn't do it even if paid!
キサマ、体だけが目的のやつが
ここまでアホなこと書けると思うか？
ちなみにキョウカ様だったら、金をもらっても書かん！

I give you your last trial.
A dish that will awaken your Father's mind.
That's the last menu.
キサマに最後の課題を与える。
父親の目を覚まさせる料理、
これが最後の課題だ

It has to be that. Right?
あれしかない…よね

Because this is the one thing not in Mother's recipe book.
I think it's as you said, Kyouka-san.
What's written in here are all dishes meant for Father to make.
だってこの料理だけは母さんのレシピ帳に載ってなかったんだ。
たぶんキョウカさんの言った通りだと思う。
このレシピに書かれているのは全部、父さんに作ってもらうための料理なんだ

However, the sesame ball sauce wasn't.
This is something Mother wanted to cook for you.
でも黒ゴマ団子のおしるこだけは違う。
これだけは母さんが父さんのために作りたい料理なんだよ

Harukaze probably didn't expect it herself,
but cooking according to the recipes makes the food taste too good.
たぶんハルカゼとやらも予想していなかったことだろうが、
このレシピ通りに料理を作るとおいしくなりすぎてしまうのだ

It's so good that average humans can't stand it
so they fall unconscious.
美味しすぎて普通の人間には耐えられず、
気絶してしまうのだ

Those recipes belong to you two.
I don't have the right to take them.
そのレシピはお前たちのものだ。
俺には持つ資格がない

Well, I'll find a new way of living.
I'm closing down my assassination practice.
そうだな、なにか新しい生き方を見つけるさ。
殺し屋は廃業だ

Oh yeah, the sesame ball sauce.
It tastes better if it's cold.
そうだ、黒ゴマ団子のおしるこ。
あれは冷やした方が、うまいんだぞ

I'll serve it cold next time.
今度は、ちゃんと冷やしたのを出すよ

Hyouka! How dare you snatch food off of my plate!
ヒョウカ！このキョウカ様の皿からかすめ取るとは！

Nii-sama. Shouldn't you charge them after all?
兄さま。やっぱり、お代もらった方がいいんじゃない？

Seven years old. She is a girl who's the same age as you, Ouka-kun.
And like you, she lost her parents.
７歳。キミと同じ年の女の子ですよ、オウカ君。
そして彼女もキミと同様、両親を亡くした

A week ago, a paranormal phenomenon that's yet to be explained destroyed a village.
What remained were countless mummified corpses.
Among them, she is the only survivor and eyewitness.
１週間前、原因不明の超常現象で、一つの村が全滅しました。
後に残ったのは無数のミイラ化した死体。
彼女は、その唯一の生き残りであり、目撃者です

A seven year old girl just tried to kill a person without any hesitation.
Could she be a prodigy?
７歳の女の子が躊躇せず初対面の相手を殺しにいきましたよ。
天才かねえ？

How dare he recover without my permission?! Ouka...
He isn't understanding the role a husband is supposed to have!
キョウカ様の許可なく外出するとわぁ！オウカの奴…
夫という身分をよく理解していないと見えるぞ！

Dressed up was just the subjective opinion I formed.
おめかしっていうのは、あくまであたしの主観的憶測で…

That scarecrow... That scarecrow dressed up and left? Suspicious!
My sharp wild instince is screaming, "Heave ho! Heave ho!" in my head!
かかしが…かかしのくせに着飾って出かけたぁ？あやしい！
キョウカ様の研ぎ澄まされた野生のカンが、わっしょいわっしょいと叫んでいるぞぉ！

So Kitty's wild instinct must be related to festivals.
ネコさんの野生のカンは、おみこし系なのね

We were supposed to keep where Father is a secret.
父上どののことは言わぬ約束…

It's simultaneously the pursuit of my hobby and work.
It is my life's pleasure to destroy a monster's face beautifully.
趣味と仕事の両立です。
怪物の顔面を素敵に破壊することは私の生きがいです

That ghoul entertained me well.
No matter how much I destroyed its face, it wouldn't die.
しかしあのグールには楽しませてもらいました。
どんなに素敵に顔面を破壊しても死にませんし

The mission means nothing. What I want to hear is, Ouka-san,
who the goddess with a place in your heart is.
任務なんか関係ないです。私が聞きたいのはオウカさん、
あなたの心の中に住んでいる女神は誰かってことなんです

Keep your hands off the god's husband, you poisonous wench!
気安く神の夫に触れるな、この毒夫！

Ouka-san, could that crazy cat-eared child be your wife?
オウカさん、もしやこのイカれたネコ耳のお子様が妻？

If I'd known he was meeting a masked specter like you, then there wouldn't have been a need to worry.
But let me say it to be sure! You cat burglar who tries to butt in between the happy couple
and destroy the house! Get lost already!
相手がこんな妖怪仮面女じゃ心配するまでもなかったが、
一応言っておくぞ！幸せな夫婦の間に割り込み、
家庭をかき乱すドロボウ猫め！とっとと失せろ！

If it's just living together, even a dog can do it.
一緒に住むなら犬でもできます

I'm sorry, but could you go home for today, Kyouka?
Your presence only makes matters more complicated.
悪いけど、今日は帰ってくれませんかキョウカ？
あなたがいると、話がややこしくなるばかりです

So you want to flirt with the other woman that much?
そんなに他の女とイチャつきたいのか？

You just made the being in the world whom you most wish not to become your enemy... into your enemy!
キサマは今、世界で最も敵に回してはいけない存在を敵にした！

Remember this! I will bring misery to both of you!
憶えてろ！不幸にしてやるキサマら二人とも！

She stepped down more easily than I'd thought.
やけにあっさり引き下がりましたね

You're having a scary married life like that?
I shall destroy her face after all.
そんな夫婦生活なんですか？
やっぱり私があの人の顔面を破壊してあげます

What? That's not the amusement park Odessa Ei set traps in.
Things aren't turning out as I want.
Why won't you fall into misery like I want you to?
あっれれー、オデッサＡがワナを仕掛けたのは、そっちの遊園地じゃないよ。
うまくいかないなぁ、
何できちんと不幸になってくれないの？

Every day is full of anxiety since I question what I'm doing.
But that's fun at the same time. While I know it's a mission,
when I think, "What if this family breaks apart?" it really hurts me.
This is the First time I've ever felt like this.
自分が何をやってるのかすらわからなくなるほど、毎日戸惑うことばかりで。
だけどそれが楽しいんですよ。任務だとわかっていても、
この家族がもしいなくなってしまったら…そう思うととても辛い。
こんな気持ちになったのは初めてです

Initially, I started this convincing myself that it's a mission.
Even though I thought Operation Cozy Family sounded dumb,
I told myself that I'd play the best husband role since it's a mission.
たしかに、最初は任務だからという責任感だけで引き受けました。
なごやか家族作戦なんて馬鹿げた作戦だと思いながらも、
やるからには精一杯、夫らしく振舞おうと覚悟を決めたんです

We're alike, remember? We can't trust or believe in others.
So we can't possibly love people.
私たちは似た物同士なんですよ。人を信じることも他人に心を開くこともできない。
だからね、人とか愛せるわけないです

You're imagining things! It's all your imagination!
You're wishing that it would come true.
錯覚です！全て錯覚！
そうなりたいと願うオウカさんの願望

Could you possibly be Teika?
あなたはもしかして、テイカじゃないですか？

Shiruku, don't you wish to become strong?
Do you wish to become a being which can destroy monsters with brute strength alone?
シルク、キミは強くなりたくないですか？
化け物をただ純粋な破壊力だけで、倒せる存在になりたくはないですか？

Then become a Grim Reaper.
You have the right and talent to do so.
だったら死神になりなさい。
キミにはその資格と素質があります

I swore to forsake being human since that day.
The title Grim Reaper is only given to those who have killed a thousand monsters.
This scorched face I received in battle is my pride as a Grim Reaper.
Yet my heart falls to pieces just from one person rejecting me.
あの日から私は人間をやめると誓った。
千の化け物を殺した者だけに与えられる死神という称号…
戦いによって焼かれたこの顔は死神の誇り。
なのにたった一人の人に拒絶されただけで、こんなにも心がもろく崩れてしまう

I guess the match is settled.
勝負ありましたね

This won't do.
I need to make you suffer more.
こんなもんじゃダメ。
もっと苦しんでもらわなきゃ

In shops like this, body touches with a girl get added to the check, too.
こういう店では、女の子のボディタッチも料金に含まれるんですよ

Hey, you're getting carried away!
ちょっと、調子に乗りすぎ！

Sir, you have to pay for the drink the moment it's poured into your glass.
お客様、お酒はボトルから注がれた時点でお客様の支払いになりまあす

B-But if you stay here for another hour,
it'll only cost you \1,000.
で、でももう一時間お店にいてくれるなら、
代金は１０００円ぽっきりだよ

I see. You want to lock me up in this shop.
なるほど。僕をこの店に足止めするつもりですか

I'm glad. You were kidnapped by a stuffed doll,
so I was worrying in what kind of bizarre situation you could be in.
よかった。いきなり着ぐるみに誘拐されたから、
どんな不思議展開に巻き込まれたのかと

I haven't been this seriously mad in a while.
I've experienced many annoyances since meeting you,
but I'm angrier at this than any other incident.
僕はね、久しぶりに本気で怒っています。
あなたと会ってから、腹立たしいことが数知れずありましたが、
これまでになく怒っています

I can feel my heart freezing away.
心が冷えていくようです

Die if you want to. That's what I'd like to say.
But that will likely make my mornings gloomy, so I won't.
死にたければ勝手に死ぬがいい。と言いたいがな、
キョウカ様の寝覚めが悪くなりそうだから、やめてやる

I can't stand my possessions being owned by someone else
for a day. Not even for a second!
キョウカ様はたとえ一日だろうが一瞬だろうが、
自分の所有物が他人の物になるのは耐えられん！

Then it's much better for the three of us to be together in the first place.
だったら最初から三人で遊んだほうが何倍もマシです

I'm compromising with you this much, yet you still suspect me?
Well, I guess it'll be a good opportunity for me to judge you.
ここまで譲歩してあげてるのに疑り深いです。
まぁ私としてもあなたを判定するいいチャンスですしね

If you utter more selfishness, I really will have you go home.
それ以上わがままを言うと、ほんとに帰ってもらいますよ

We can't possibly go back after what we've done there.
あんな大騒ぎを起こしといて、戻れるわけないでしょ

This amusement park has war as its theme, as the name implies.
この遊園地は、その名の通り、戦争を主題においたテーマパークでございます

What kind of group has a grudge against you, you bad luck magnet?
あなたは一体どんな組織に恨みを買ってるんですか？この疫病神

If anyone here is responsible for a grudge, it'd be you, Grim Reaper!
恨まれてるとしたらキサマだろこの死神！

It's a waste to end this in an instant.
I'll kill you in the most painful way.
一瞬で終わらせちゃうなんてもったいないもの。
お姉ちゃんが一番苦しむ方法で消してあげる

sage

パソがいかれた上にOS入れ替えの失敗でHDD４こぐらい消したのと
いろいろまとめた英語のテキストも消えた気がす

Odessa Ei will beat Onee-chan. Otherwise,
I can't move on.
オデッサ=エイはお姉ちゃんを倒すんだ。じゃなきゃ
前に進めないもの

They are after me. If we get out of here,
the next place they'll come after is our home.
So we'll beat her here.
敵の狙いがこのキョウカ様だとわかった以上、脱出すれば
次に狙われるのはウチだ。
だからここで倒す

Grim Reaper! Who is this Odessa Ei?
I'll have you tell us everything you know!
死神！オデッサ=エイが何者なのか、
キサマの知っていることを全部吐いてもらう！

It started around the time I returned to this city.
That's when I started to hear that Odessa Ei's voice.
この街に、戻ってきた頃からです。
あのオデッサ=エイとかいう変な女の声を聞くようになったのは

If all your actions were due to being controlled by Odessa Ei, then like Kyouka,
she must be able to sneak into other people's central nervous system and take over.
さっきの死神さんの行動が、オデッサ=エイに操られたものだとすると、彼女もキョウカ同様、
相手の中枢神経に侵入して、コントロールすることができるのでしょう

Because you've done whatever it is that caused her to pursue you,
both Ouka-san and I are getting pulled in.
そっちが狙われるようなことをしでかしたから、
オウカさんや私が巻き添えをくってるんです

But where could the real body be? There's no chance of winning
if the opponent fights only when she's parasiting others.
しかし、本体はどこにいるんでしょう？相手が何かに乗り移った状態でしか戦えないのでは、
戦いようがない

There are 150 Slave-kuns at this amusement park.
They walk around aimlessly and make the customers anxious for no reason.
この遊園地には１５０体の鬼畜君がいて、
意味なく徘徊して、お客様を不安にさせているんです

During the fight, I got the impression
of grenades flying at me more often than not.
戦闘中いやにキョウカ様の方に手榴弾が飛んできた
気がするが？

Do you want to find out the color of your brain that much?!
そんなに自分の脳の色が知りたいか？！

We three can ride together.
三人で仲良く乗ったらいいじゃないですか

That burglar cat's face is getting further and further away.
ドロボウ猫のマヌケ面が遠ざかっていきます

A world mystery. Whether you look at her from up close or far away,
she's got a complete idiot's face.
世界の不思議。近くから見ても遠くから見ても、
完璧なマヌケ面です

You two hate each other, yet is it my imagination to think that
you two are actually getting along?
死ぬほど嫌い合ってるのに、とっても仲良さそうに見えるのは、
僕の錯覚でしょうか？

Don't think you can keep doing whatever you want with me.
いつまでもこのキョウカ様を好きにできると思うなよ！

I used them up in the last battle.
Plus this wall won't budge at all with grenades.
さっきの戦闘で使い切りましたよ。
それにこのカベは手榴弾ごときじゃどうにもできませんね

I wish we could have met under different circumstances.
I hate to admit it, but being with you is fun.
It just happened to cross my mind.
Now I understand Ouka-san's feelings a little.
もっと違う形で出会えたらよかったんですが、
悔しいことに、あなたの側にいるのは楽しいです。
ちょろっとそんなことを思ったんですねぇ、
オウカさんの気持ちが少しだけわかりました

But I happen to be pretty strong,
so I'm happy to find someone like you,
who I can't crush even if I fight with my very best.
ただこれでも死神ちゃんはけっこう強いですから、
本気で戦っても潰せない、
あなたみたいな敵と戦えるのはちょっとうれしいんですよ

I think we shouldn't leave things as they stand.
このまま放っておいちゃいけない気がする

We demons do not have bodies like you. We exist only as souls.
Spirit parasites that take over the bodies of others and govern them.
魔族はあなた方のような肉体はなく、魂だけで存在しております。
他人の肉体に取り付き支配し操る、精神寄生体

However, she committed the sin of wishing to become human.
しかしバネッサ様は人間になりたいと望む、許されざる罪を犯したのです

The opposition faction followed Vanessa-sama to the underground world
to erase her memory, so the existence of the demon world would not be leaked to humans.
反対派の面々は地下帝国に逃げ込んだバネッサ様を追い、
魔界の情報が人間界に漏れるのを防ぐため、彼女の記憶を奪ったのです

I'm not called Grim Reaper for nothing. I was ready to face death
the moment I put this mask on.
伊達にも死神です。死ぬ覚悟なんて
この般若の面を被った時に決めてました

I thought I had you for sure. Odessa Ei is surprised?
確実に殺せたと思ったのに。オデッサ=エイはびっくりだよ

Keep praising me. Odessa Ei is a queen that does better the more she gets praised.
褒めて褒めて。オデッサ=エイは褒められて伸びる女王なの

Sou-kun, be sure to boil the bamboo shoots before you eat them.
そー君、竹の子は似て食うんで

I was attending a college in Tokyo. Why Tokyo? Because I had a dream.
I wanted to be in a trendy pop band.
僕は東京の大学へ進学していた。なぜ東京かというと僕には夢がある。
東京でオシャレなポップバンドがしたいんだ

Man, Kahimi Karie is awesome. Even here in the countryside,
it makes me feel like I'm in Paris. That's the kind of music I want to play.
But after I graduated, the band I joined was...
やっぱカミヒカリィはいいな。こんな田舎の風景が、
パリの車窓から眺めてるようだ。僕もこんな音楽がしたい。
でも卒業後、僕のやってるバンドは…

You can play the guitar really well.
Krauser is gonna carry the future of DMC.
ギターもいいし、
もうクラウザーはＤＭＣをしょって立つ存在だぜ

We're having a meeting at the agency about our first music video.
今日は事務所で初プロモーションの会議だろ

What's with that president?
Besides, this isn't the kind of band I want to play in.
何なんだよあの社長は…
だいたい僕がやりたいのはこんなバンドじゃないし

Now then, this will be the first music video.
Please suggest any concepts for "Total Hell" that you may have.
では初ＰＶということで、
コンセプトの地獄絵図に沿って意見を出してください

Yes! Krauser will keep playing the guitar while being eaten by the zombies!
イエス！ゾンビに全身を食い千切られながらギターを弾くクラウザー！

No impact at all.
This is going to be your first music video.
ノーインパクツ。
初ＰＶよこれは

We have to make our new song "Grotesque" a hit so we can make it big.
We'll take this chance to get on M Station and other TV shows!
オレたちは新曲グロテクスをヒットさせて一気にメジャーになってよ、
その勢いでＭステとかバンバン出てぇじゃん！

I want to play the kind of music that Mom would say is nice...
僕はお母さんにもいい感じねって言われるような音楽がしたい…

Okay, we got most of the ideas out, so we'll end it here.
Get ready for the taping in a week.
オーケイ、アイデアはまとまったし終わりにするわ。
二週間後の撮影に備えてちょうだい

Um, President, there's something about our next piece that I want to discuss.
I wrote these lyrics last night,
so we can do these kinds of things in the future, too.
あの社長、次回作について相談があるんですけど。
これが今後こういうのをやっていきたいと思って、
昨夜書いた詞なんですが…

What would she say if she found out I write these kinds of lyrics?
こんな曲書いてるって知ったらなんて言うかな…

You can make awesome songs like this.
Keep it up for the music video.
こんなイカした曲作れんだ。
ＰＶ撮影も頼んだわよ

You haven't called recently, so I guess it's really busy at the florist.
最近電話かけてこんけど、花屋さんの仕事が忙しいんかな

It's been five years since you went to Tokyo,
but I hope you'll always stay as nice as I know you are.
Make sure you don't get tricked by bad people.
東京行ってもう５年になるけど、
ずっとやさしいそー君でおってな。
わるい人に騙されんように

The final song will be "Grotesque,'' going on sale today!
Go mug someone if you don't have the money to buy it!
最後の曲は、今日発売になったグロテクス。
金のねえ奴は恐喝してでも買いやがれ！

"I'm grateful for music. If I hadn't become a musician,
I would've become a freak serial killer."
俺は音楽に感謝している。ミュージシャンにならなければ
猟奇的殺人者になっていたから

I have plans, so I have to go now.
I played the guitar with my teeth, so my mouth hurts.
それじゃ僕は予定があるから。
歯でギター弾いたから口が痛いよ

This is the day I go to check out CDs.
This is the kind of CD that I really wanted to release.
今日はＣＤを見に来るって決めてた日。
本当は僕もこんなＣＤが出したいよ

Wow, it's been a while. The last time we met was during graduation.
久しぶり。大学を卒業して以来だね

We were in the same seminar at college.
We became good friends because we shared the same taste in music.
大学時代同じゼミだった僕らは、
音楽の趣味が合うことを知り、仲を深めた

You're so good at the guitar. I know you can go pro.
ギターもうまいし、プロになれるよ

She was the first person I played my music for.
Our relationship never went past that, but...
I decided to go pro because of what she said.
初めて自分の曲を聴かせたのも彼女。
僕らはそれ以上の関係にはならなかったけど、
彼女の言葉で、僕はプロになろうと思ったんだ

I'm an editor for a magazine now.
It's a lifestyle magazine called Amoure Amour.
私は今、雑誌の編集してるよ。
このアモーレアムールっていう、生活系音楽雑誌

I read this every month!
I love the page that talks about which music to listen to at a cafe!
これ、毎月読んでるよ。
僕、カフェで聴く音楽のページが大好きだよ

Really? I'm the one writing that article!
え、その記事あたしがやってんだよ

Aikawa-san likes my old tunes, but my current ones are such trash.
どうやら、相川さんは昔の僕の歌を好きでいてくれてるのに、今の僕の曲はなんて最低なんだ

What would Aikawa-san say if she found out that I was in that band,
and the overfiend on the cover is me?
相川さんは僕が今あのバンドをやっていて、
しかもあのジャケットの鬼畜が僕って知ったら、何て言うだろう…

That Krauser is especially bad. They say he murdered his parents when he was young
and escaped prison to form this band.
特にクラウザーって人が悪くて、幼い頃両親を殺して
このバンド結成のために刑務所から出てきたって

But I sent carnations this year on Mother's Day!
So that's everyone's image of DMC...
今年の母の日にもカーネーション贈ったのに！
世間でのＤＭＣのイメージはやっぱりそうなんだ…

I only like Swedish pop!
I can't imagine what kind of sick person would join this band!
僕スウェディッシュポップ一筋だし、
こんな気持ち悪いバンドやってる人の気が知れないよ

I can't tell them that I'm Krauser, either...
I'll get beaten up if it goes much further...
僕がクラウザーなんて言えないし、
このままじゃ殴られる…

Do it with an air guitar!
As if you had one!
エアギターでやるんだよ！
ギターがあるつもりで！

It's as if Krauser-san is right here!
I can see the DMC members!
クラウザーさんがここにいるようだ！
俺にはＤＭＣのメンバーが見えるぞ！

The words that I couldn't say to Aikawa-san...
I've regretted it since that day.
I can say my feelings for you now!
相川さんに言えなかったあの言葉…
ずっと後悔してたあの日。
今なら言える俺の気持ち！

Oh crap, I just got into character with Krauser!
No, not like that. It'll be a trendy cafe rape... I mean...
しまった、ついクラウザーに成りきって！
あわわ違くて、カフェでオシャレにレイプ…じゃなくて

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Negishi, that's what he's hired for, stupid. Forget about it.
You were supposed to beat him down even more.
ネギシ、そいつはそのために雇われてんだよ。
本当はもっと痛めつけるはずだったろ

I found the courage to play in front of the station, but nobody seems to be listening.
And yet somehow DMC is so popular...
せっかく勇気を出して駅前でしてるのに誰も止まらない…
ＤＭＣはあんな人気なのに

How can the tribute band draw such a huge crowd
while I can't, even though I'm the original?
何でコピーであんなに人を集められて、
オリジナルの僕が人を集められないんだ

I can't put my heart into singing.
Rape is something you should never do.
曲に気持ちが込められない。
レイプなんて絶対しちゃいけないんだ

Hey! We got something awesome going on! Get to the station.
もしもし、今すげーぞ、駅に来い！

More and more people just keep appearing. I hate to admit it,
but it fires me up when there's an audience!
どんどん人が集まってくる。悔しいけど
やっぱりオーディエンスが多いと、熱くなってくるぜ！

You there. What would your parents think if they knew you did this?
こらお前、そんな格好して親が悲しむぞ！

Hey, we might get to see Krauser-san's cop-killing moves!
おい、クラウザーさんのポリ殺しが見れるかもしれねえぞ！

Is he going to submit to authority?
権力に屈するのか？

I guess he finally got what I was saying yesterday.
昨日あたしが言ったこと理解してくれたみたいね

Meanwhile, Krauser II, depressed and guilt-ridden...
He was talking to the parents he supposedly killed when he was younger.
その頃、罪悪感に打ちひしがれたクラウザー２世は…
幼き頃殺害したはずの両親と話し中であった

Sorry for being so sudden, Negishi-kun.
Isn't this the first time we've gone out drinking?
急にごめんね、ネギシ君。
ネギシ君とちゃんと飲むの、初めてだよね

Even after saying such a terrible thing to Aikawa-san
the other day at the CD store... But she called me the next day.
僕はあの日、ＣＤ屋で
相川さんにあんなことを言ったのに、次の日電話をくれたんだ

lt was totally my fault...
I felt really sorry for it.
悪いのは全部僕なのに…
僕は反省した

Nishida-kun, can you at least pull your sweater out of your pants?
西田君はせめてトレーナーをズボンから出してくれる？

Like I told you yesterday, we're supposed to be in a trendy pop band. So please...
昨日言った通り、僕らはオシャレなポップバンドをやってることになってるから、頼むよ…

I wonder if it's okay. Maybe I should have cancelled this...
大丈夫かな…やっぱこの飲み会、断るべきだったか

I'm so glad that we straightened all that out.
よかった、誤解が解けて

If you've already released CDs, it must get really rowdy at your concerts.
ＣＤ出してるなら、ライブとか盛り上がるでしょ

They're doing pretty well over there.
I guess Wada-kun is popular with the girls, like I thought.
向こうはけっこう盛り上がってるな。
やっぱ和田君はモテるんだ

I can't get a chance to have a long talk with Aikawa-san.
I'll have to drink to make this thing worthwhile...
ぜんぜん相川さんと落ち着いて話せない。
これは飲まなきゃやってられないぞ

Wanna go off somewhere alone?
そろそろ二人で消えないか？

Tell me if you feel like you have to throw up.
吐きそうなときは言ってね

I'm okay. I only feel a bit dizzy.
I can't believe I'm being so pathetic in front of her.
大丈夫。頭がクラクラするだけだから
情けないところを見せちゃったな

What video did they use for our songs?
どんな映像になってんだ、俺たちの曲

He's making an ass of himself by doing it now,
but it'd be the perfect performance for DMC.
今やるのは最低だが、
ＤＭＣとしては最高のパフォーマンスだな

Negishi-kun, they only put that in by mistake.
You don't need to push yourself that hard.
ネギシ君、これ間違って入れただけだし、
そこまでがんばらなくていいと思うよ

I ended the night out safely...
Will there be a future for Aikawa-san and me, Krauser II?
飲み会はこのまま無事、終了したが…
相川さんと、僕、クラウザー２世に明日はあるのか？

As always, I feel really reluctant in putting on my makeup before the performance.
So I went outside.
ライブ前、僕はいつものようにメイクする気分になれず、
外に出たんだ

I'm doing a report for an article I'm writing.
今日、私がやってる雑誌の取材で来たの

Why is the trendy Amoure Amour doing a bit on DMC?
何でオシャレなアモーレアムールが、ＤＭＣの取材を？

I have a part-time job today! I'm a security guard here!
It just happens to be for this band! It really sucks!
僕はここでバイトしてんの、今日だけ警備員の。
たまたまこのバンドで、最悪だよ

If you're doing security, maybe we'll meet inside.
警備員なら中で会うかもね

I didn't think Aikawa-san would come to a concert!
Plus, I didn't think the Am Am readers hated us so much.
My relationship with Aikawa-san is over if she finds out that I'm in DMC.
まさか相川さんがライブに来るなんて！
しかもアムアム読者からＤＭＣがあんなに嫌われてるとは。
今日のライブで相川さんに顔がバレたら僕の恋も終わりだ

Holy shit, that makeup's awesome.
You must really be pumped up.
すげえぜそのメイク。
気合入ってんだな

Y-Yeah, I guess.
I mean, of course.
ま、まあね。
もちろんだよ

Okay, we're going to come out on stage as letters today.
I'll be D, Krauser will be M, and Camus will be C.
よし、今日のライブ一文字で登場するからな。
Ｄが俺、Ｍがクラウザー、Ｃがカミュだぞ

You better do it the way we discussed.
ちゃんと打ち合わせ通りやれよ

Those are the DMC letters that will curse anyone that sees them!
これは見た者全てが呪われる、ＤＭＣ地獄の人文字だ！

Why am I the only one with spread legs?
It's embarrassing and tiring at the same time.
なんで僕だけＭ字開脚なんだ？
恥ずかしいし疲れるよ

Negishi is awesome. He may bitch and moan,
but he always has a perfect performance when it's crunch time.
ネギシはやっぱすげえぜ。なんだかんだ言って、
ライブになると完璧にやってくれる

Whoa... this MCing is awesome.
His performance is like a beast stalking its prey.
すげぇ…なんだこのＭＣは。
まるで獲物を狙う獣のようなパフォーマンス

I don't have any good memories when it comes to this band.
I know it's for my report, but I can't stand this noise
なんかあたしこのバンドにいい思い出ないし、
取材とはいえこんな騒音聴いてられない…

Oh, no! My wig is loose! She'll find out!
I can't move right now! What if she recognizes me?!
It'll all be over if she does.
やばい、ズラがずれてる！バレる！
身動きとれないし、今こっち見られたら、
終わりだ…

This is the cunt of the pig slut whore!
これがブタの下半身だ！

Yeah, I'm the worst...
I sacrificed Aikawa-san to save my own hide.
I have to apologize to her.
うう、僕は最低だ…
僕は自分の身を守るために相川さんを犠牲にした。
どうにかしてお詫びしなきゃ

If you'd like, we could go somewhere for dinner.
I got paid for this gig, so it's my treat.
I know a place around here that has some really good pork.
よかったら食事でも行かない？
今日のバイト代でごちそうするよ。
僕、この辺においしい豚肉を置いてる店を知ってるんだ

Why pork?! Do I look like a pig to you?!
Do I look that fat?!
なんでブタ？！私がブタに見えたの？！
あたしそんなに太って見えるかな？

I don't think o pork when I look at you, Aikawa-san.
相川さんからブタを連想したわけじゃないよ…

I tried to make up to Aikawa-san
by treating her to some Korean barbecue.
こうしてせめてもの罪滅ぼしで、
相川さんに焼肉をごちそうした

They were a horrible band. I couldn't stand listening to them
because they sounded like pigs oinking around.
The one on the vocals was especially terrible.
とっても最低なバンドでした。ブーブー叫んでるブタみたいなバンドで、
とても聴いてられなかった。
特にボーカルの人が最低でした

Aikawa-san is still obsessing over that pig thing.
相川さん、まだブタを引きずってるな