ヒッキーが英語を身につけるスレ7

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Spiderman, Spiderman,　　　　　　　スパイダマン　スパイダマン
Does whatever a spider can　　　蜘蛛ができることはなんでもする
Spins a web, any size,　　　　　　　どんなサイズにでも蜘蛛の巣を張り
Catches thieves just like flies　　ハエを捕るように泥棒どもを捕まえる
Look Out!　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　見ろ！
Here comes the Spiderman.　　　　スパイダマンが来るぞ

Is he strong?　　　　　　　　　　　　　奴は強い？
Listen bud,　　　　　　　　　　　　　　周りのやつに聴いてみろ
He's got radioactive blood.　　　　奴は放射能の血液を得た
Can he swing from a thread　　　糸からぶら下がってスウィングできる
Take a look overhead　　　　　　　頭上を見てみよ
Hey, there　　　　　　　　　　　　　　ほら
There goes the Spiderman.　　　スパイダマンがいくぞ

In the chill of night　　　　　　　　寒空の夜に
At the scene of a crime　　　　　犯罪が起これば
Like a streak of light　　　　　　　光のように
He arrives just in time.　　　　　　奴は瞬時に現れる

Spiderman, Spiderman　　　　　　スパイダマン　スパイダマン
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman　フレンドリな隣人スパイダマン
Wealth and fame　　　　　　　　　　　富や名声なんて
He's ingnored　　　　　　　　　　　　奴には関係無いのさ
Action is his reward.　　　　　　　行動が奴の褒美さ

To him, life is a great big bang up　奴にとっては人生はドタバタさ
Whenever there's a hang up　　　　　困ったことがあればいつでも
You'll find the Spider man.　　　　　　スパイダマンに会えるさ

Isn't that obvious? A man's worth is in the number of people he commands.
決まってんじゃん！男の価値は、束ねてる人間の数で決まる！

I want to expand my team, and rise to the top of Ragnarok.
もっともっとオレの部隊を大きくしていつかラグナレクのトップの座に治まるのさ！

So what if you are at the top of Ragnarok?
トップの座に治まったら、どうするんですか？

I'm not very good at handling these kinds of people.
苦手なタイプだ…こういう人

I object to the use of violence.
暴力反対

As I thought, men should fight out their differences.
やっぱ男の喧嘩はこうでなきゃ！

What's with this guy? He's full of openings.
何なんだこの人…隙だらけじゃないか

No matter how I see it, that guy is not as strong as Kenichi-san.
あの方、到底ケンイチさんよりできるとは思えないんですけど

The result of a battle doesn't rely on strength alone.
勝負というのは、実力だけで決まるわけではないのね

The reason the company was on the brink of bankruptcy was also because of money spent to get my brothers out of trouble.
会社が倒産しそうになったのだって、兄さんたちが問題を起こして、ずいぶんお金使って…

Don't you think that if we find that will, there will be something written on it that will make all of you happy?
その遺書見つけたら、そこにきっと、一之瀬たち兄弟皆が幸せになる方法が、書いてあるような気がしない？

Have you seen Sachiyo? I lost sight of her a while ago.
幸代を知らないか？ちょっと前から姿が見えないんだ

Kusaka-san, your fingerprints are the only ones on the lock. There are no indications of it being picked.
草加さん、南京錠からはあんたの指紋しか出てないし、針金などでこじ開けた形跡もない

Kusaka-san isn't the only one who is capable of being a suspect.
犯人の可能性があるのは、草加さんだけではありません

You can solve the trick if you know the characteristics of the lock.
このトリックは、南京錠の特徴を知っていれば、簡単に解けます

When I was looking for the will, it was hanging on a storage bin.
Ootaguro-san, doesn't this house use more of these locks?
遺書を探している時、物置の掛け金に付いているのを見つけました。
オオタグロさん、この屋敷では、まだ他にも同じカギを使っているんじゃありませんか？

Thus, when Kusaka-san hurried out of the room thinking there was a shadow,
he would never have noticed that the lock was exchanged.
そして人影を見て、温室から慌てて出てきた草加さんは、
南京錠が替えられていることになど気づくはずもありません

Someone in this room is the culprit? I can't stay in the same room as a murderer.
この中の誰かが犯人だ？殺人鬼と同じ部屋になんか居られるかよ

You're just as suspicious.
そういうあんたも怪しいんだよ

Tomohiko and Akihiko sent both of them in for handwriting analysis. There's no doubt.
トモヒコさんとアキヒコさんが、手紙と一緒に筆跡鑑定に出して確認したんですけど、間違いないそうですし

Ichinose Kaoru is the only one not holding hands with any outsiders.
And she's also holding hands with the Kusaka couple who will be guardians of the money.
一之瀬カオルだけが、お前ら無関係な人間と手を繋がず、
且つカオルの後継人として遺産を手に入れられる草加夫婦に挟まれとるんだ

This is a recording of the events by Fujisawa-san, the assistant, during the summoning.
これは交霊会の時、助手の藤沢さんによって録音されたテープだ

Kyu and I, as well as Ryu-kun weren't in the circle but at the window.
あたしとキュウ、そしてリュウ君は輪に入らず、窓際にいたわ

But they re-formed the circle at the request of us outsiders.
That was how Kaoru-san ended up between the Kusaka couple.
しかし、それはこの状態から、他ならぬ部外者である僕達の意見で輪を作り直し、
その結果として、草加夫婦の間にカオルさんが入ることになったに過ぎない

Which means her being sandwiched between the Kusaka couple was only a coincidence. It was not deliberate.
Which means we can disprove the detective's theory of a conspiracy between the three.
つまり、彼女が草加夫婦に挟まれることになったのは、単なる偶然であって、あきらかに故意ではない。
従って、刑事さんが主張される草加夫婦とカオルさんとの三人共謀説は、きっぱり否定できるんです

You have a strong will.
Now, I can regard you as a real man.
イカす根性だ。
たった今おめぇを男として認めてやる！

I'm so sorry for this.
If we can't be comrades, then all I can do is tear you apart.
I'll break this leg of yours!
悪いな。
おめぇが仲間にならねぇ以上、潰さなきゃなんねんだよ。
この足、もらうぜ！

Whatever you say, you can't stop me.
Kenichi has given me back... Not only my life, but also my career as a pro boxer.
なんと言われようと、ここは引けないね。
ケンイチ君には命だけでなく、ボクサー生命まで助けてもらった借りがあるから

Oh yeah, you seem to have lost to one of Ragnarok's team leaders.
そういや、ラグナレクの幹部にボロ負けしたそうだな

Even though you were a bad influence, I still treated you as a friend.
悪友とはいえ友達だと思ってたのに！

I have high expectations of you. People can change.
Will the kid who always got bullied become a hero?
オレは、お前に期待してるのよ。人は変わることができるのか。
イジメられっ子は、本当にヒーローになれるのか

What more is there as long as I'm happy?
そしてオレ様は、おもしろければいいんだよ

Ramblings of pathetic losers.
あれぞ負け犬の遠吠えだねぇ

So... what is the gist of this training?
で、その作戦具体的には何をするのじゃ？

First, we get him to stay in Ryouzanpaku,
so that his everyday life absorbs the fighting spirit of martial arts.
まず、リョウザンパクに住み込ませます。そして、生活の全てを武術で染め上げる

In other words, taking Kenichi-kun as a true disciple of Ryozanpaku.
つまり、ケンイチ君をリョウザンパクの内弟師にするというわけじゃな

No way, you're lying, right? You seemed like the dumbest of the kids.
嘘ぉ！嘘だろ、ガキどもの中で一番トロそうなお前が？

What I'm about to tell you will be hard on you.
But I believe what I have to say will eventually be for the happiness of you siblings.
オレがこれから話すことは、君にとって辛い事かもしれないけど…
でも、それを話すことは、最後には君達兄弟の幸せになると信じてる

Like Kinta said before, from the viewpoint of the murderer, killing the victim without getting splashed with blood,
the culprit must have planned the murder with the victim's clothes in mind.
前にキンタが言ってたみたいに、返り血を気にせずにマントの上からナイフで殺した所から見ても、
犯人は最初から、被害者の服装も計算に入れて殺人計画を立てたに違いない

Actually, that was the main reason the culprit decided to commit the murder during the spiritual summoning and in the dark.
It was because of the long scarf worn by the victim.
そもそも犯人が、交霊会の最中に、暗闇で被害者を殺そうと決めた一番の理由…
それが、被害者のあの長いマフラーだったんだ

The real murder was committed afterwards.
In other words, it was done in the short time between us letting go of our hands
and the light being turned on.
本当の殺人はその後…
つまり、全員が繋いでいた手を離し、自由の身になってから、
部屋の明りがつくまでのほんのわずかな間に、行われていたんだ

You can do it. With your mouth.
Using your mouth instead of your hand.
できるよ。口だよ。
手の代わりに口を使えばね

It's not how much the Kusaka couple and Kaoru were talking.
It only felt like that because other people weren't speaking as much.
一之瀬と草加さんたちがたくさんしゃべってたわけじゃないんだ。
他の人たちの会話が少ないから、感じただけだったんですよ

I can't believe that. If she was alive, she would show herself to us.
そんなことあり得ない。生きていたら、あたしたちの前に現れるはずよ

Probably because of the insurance.
You mom's company was in trouble because of your brothers.
たぶん、保険金のせいじゃないかな。
お母さんの会社は、お兄さん達のせいで潰れそうになっていたんだろ

Right before the accident, to save the company from bankruptcy,
the president went to beg one last time to borrow large sums of money and was about to go to Osaka,
but the request was rejected by phone,
so she gave her ticket to another woman while trying to cancel.
あの飛行機事故の直前、社長は倒産の危機を救うため、
最後の頼みの綱の取引先から借金を取り付けに、大阪に向かおうとしていました。
しかし先方から電話で断られ、
ちょうどキャンセル待ちをしていた若い女性に、チケットを譲られたんです

Think of yourself as never having had any brothers!
俺達なんか最初からいなかったと思ってくれ！

You two were wrong in committing the murders,
but as long as you have the compassion to care for your sister,
you must repent your sins and one day...
あなた達が殺人を犯したことは間違っています…
でも、妹さんを思う気持ちがあれば、
罪を償って、いつか…

It was hidden in the photo frame of the picture of your family in the yard.
居間に飾られた写真立ての中に、隠されていた

If something is to happen to me, I want to leave some words as a mother,
which is why I wrote this will.
もし私の身に何かがあったら、その時はせめて、母として言えなかった言葉を残したいと思い、
この遺書をしたためました

Tomohiko, I always used harsh words on you because you were the first born,
but I apologize if that was the cause of your suffering.
トモヒコ、長男のあなたにはいつも厳しいことばかり言ってたけど、
そのせいであなたを苦しめてしまったとしたら、本当にごめんなさい

You were always taking great care of Kaoru who had bad health while I was busy with work back then.
Please return to that reliable Tomohiko soon.
昔、身体の弱かったカオルを、仕事で忙しい私の代わりに、一生懸命世話してくれた、
頼もしいトモヒコに早く戻ってください

I thought I was working hard to protect this family, but it ended up pulling us apart.
But I don't think it's too late.
I will be praying from heaven that you three will use this incident and live together as siblings.
家族の幸せのためにがんばったつもりが、却って家族をバラバラにしてしまった。
でも、まだ遅くはありません。
これをきっかけに、兄弟三人が力を合わせて生きてくれるように、母さんは天国から祈っています

I left this letter in that photo of us in the yard with the swing because of this feeling.
あの庭の隅のブランコで家族揃って撮った写真の中に、この手紙を残したのは、そんな気持ちからです

A disciple stays with the master,
and the master would guide him and pass down all his martial arts know-how.
This way, a 24-hour continuous training can be done.
Simply put, you will be practising martial arts as a living, and living as a martial artist.
内弟子とは、師匠と寝食を共にし、
あらゆる武術のノウハウと秘伝を伝えるための制度だ。
２４時間、武術を教えこむことが可能。
まあ、かみ砕いて言えば、人生のための武術が、武術のための人生に代わるだけのことだよ

Will the two of you stop destroying the house?
二人とも家を壊さないでー！

Listen, Ken-chan. If you stay in Ryouzanpaku,
there willl bee a lot of benefits.
いいかね、ケンチャン。リョウザンパクに住み込むと、
いろいろと特典がついてくるね

In the next hour, Ma-sensei explained in detail all the benefits of sfaying in Ryouzanpaku.
その後一時間、マー先生は、リョウザンパクに住み込むことの素晴らしさを、切々と語り続けました

I will be staying here for training from today onwards. Looks like it's going to be tough.
But I'll get to stay under the same roof as Miu-san!
今日からずっと泊り込みで修行かぁ、きつそうだな…
でも、ミウさんと一つ屋根の下で暮せるんだぁ

What kind of schedule did you arrange for me?!
いったいどんな修行のスケジュール組んだんですかぁ？！

If you want to become strong faster,
you've to let your punches be as power as your kicks,
or let your kicks be as precise as your punches.
最も手っ取り早く強くなりたければ、
突きを蹴り並に強くするか、
蹴りを突き並に器用にするかである

That's the most dangerous of all!
それが一番危険なんだよぉ！

That was the best possible situation.
Who knows what would happen if youths stay together?
This old man is so jealous of you, Ken-chan.
そりゃもう最高のシチュエーションね。
そこはそれ、若い者同士のこと、何が起こっても不思議はないね。
おいちゃん、ケンちゃんがうらやましいね

That's a hot spring.
A long time ago, Apachai started digging there all of a sudden.
あれは温泉ね。
ずっと前に、アパチャイのヤツがいきなりあそこを掘り始めてね

This is a trap Shigure set up.
It gets more dangerous as you edge closer to the hot spring.
シグレどんの仕掛けた罠だ。
温泉に近づくほど凶悪になるね

And during this time, as the two of them go through difficulties beyond our imagination,
it sprouted a relationship that surpasses that of a master and disciple.
その時、想像を絶する苦難を共にした二人の間に、
師弟を超えた、友情のようなものが芽生えたことは、言うまでもない

This is also a type of training. Well, what should I say?
You shouldn't give up after failing a couple of times.
Whether it's fighting or peeping.
たしかにこれも修行じゃ。まぁなんだ、
一度や二度の失敗であきらめてはいかんということじゃな、
ケンカも温泉ウォッチングもな

なんでケンイチ？

TBSってDQNだな

ニュース２３でyankees suckとか平気で字幕スーパーで放送してる
まえのタケシのここが変だよ日本人って番組でFワードを平気で垂れ流しにしてた

It's just as we assumed.
One flashlight and one oxygen tank are missing from the storage.
思った通りだ。
倉庫の中のタンクと、水中ライトが一つずつなくなってる

Forget about the fact that he dove by himself at night.
The fact that he dove after consuming alcohol can only be seen as suicidal.
夜の海に一人で潜ることはもちろん、
アルコールを摂取して海に潜るなんて、自殺行為としか言いようがない

Don't you think it's strange that a doctor, who knows quite well about the preservation of life, would do something like that?
それを経験者で、命の危険性を熟知しているはずの医者がするなんて、おかしいと思わないか？

This diving area has a gentle cone shape.
At a depth of around 30 meters, there is an old sunken ship.
このポイントは、全体がなだらかなすり鉢状になっていて、
水深３０メートルの底の砂地に、古い難破船が横たわっています

Hyperventilation. It's a phenomenon that's common with beginners.
It means you use up an excessive amount of oxygen without realizing it.
ハイパーベンチレーション。君みたいな初心者には、よくある現象さ。
気がつかない内に、必要以上に空気を消費してしまうことを言うんだ

There was also alcohol in his blood.
It's just an estimate, but the time of death was probably late night.
血液の中から、アルコールの反応もあった。
おおよそだが、死亡推定時刻も昨日の深夜だ

Yes. It seems one of my friends cut a finger.
ええ。仲間が指を切ってしまったみたいなんです

When I was moving Ikezoe-san in the room, I caught a glimpse of the tanker gauge.
Ikezoe-san's tank was empty.
オレ、船室内のイケゾエさんに触れた時、タンクのゲージをたまたま見たんですけど、
イケゾエさんのタンクは空だったんです

How can a person with an empty tank dive 30 meters down?
Maybe the actual cause of death was suffocation.
空のタンクで、生きている人間が３０メートルの海中にいたなんて変じゃないですか。
イケゾエさんの死亡原因は、窒息ではないんですよ

Then the leaked air should have been gathered at the top of the room.
But nothing like that was there.
それなら漏れた空気が船室の天井に溜まっているはずです。
しかし実際には、空気は溜まっていなかった

Too bad, but that's impossible too.
That line won't dissolve in a short span of 30 minutes.
残念だがそれも無理だな。
その糸は３０分やそこらじゃ溶けやしないよ

I can't believe I'm a suspect because I suggested the buddy system.
On top of that, there's no evidence proving my guilt.
バディシステムを提案しただけで、犯人にされちゃかなわない。それに、オレがやったっていう証拠は、どこにもないじゃないか

This tank contains almost no oxygen.
How could an expert diver like you use up an excessive amount of oxygen like me?
このタンクには、空気はほとんど残っていません。
経験者のあなたが、オレみたいに空気を無駄に使うなんて、考えられないんですよ

The consumption of oxygen has a direct relationship to the depth.
Which means that the deeper you go, the more oxygen you use up.
空気の消費量は、深さによって異なる。
つまり、深ければ深いほど、空気を早く消費してしまう

I can't believe I was foiled by a bunch of kids.
まさか子供に見破られるとはな…

I won't let Onii-chan fall into the clutches of Big Boobs.
あのムチプリの魔の手に掛かることだけは、断固阻止せねば

Because of your small physique, this training enables you to dodge kicks and cut through the defenses quickly.
お前は小柄でリーチが短いから、ケリが出せない懐に素早く入る特訓だ

This must be the masters' show of love to their disciple.
弟師を思っての愛のムチですわよ、きっと

Oh... Oh no! I'm almost out of ammunition!
I'm left with Onii-chan's favorite cheese flavored fish sticks,
and the bento Mother made that I have to keep no matter what.
ま、まずい。もう持ちゴマが底を尽きそうなのだ。
なんとしてもお兄ちゃんの大好物のチーカマと、お母さんの手作り弁当だけは守らねば

Please, I beg you! Stop it!
Stop this type of training; isn't everyone just bullying Onii-chan?
お願い、もうやめてよ！
そんな稽古とか言って、みんなでお兄ちゃんをイジめてるだけだよ！

Okay, the two of you together against me then.
はいはい、じゃあ二人一辺にかかってきなさい

A normal class would have at least a year of training before tackling a real case.
通常のクラスでは、実践投入まで、最低でも１年間の基礎授業を受けさせています

I know they're something special, but suddenly sending them to the scene of that difficult case is...
いくら特別な才能を持っているからといって、あのような難事件の現場に、いきなり彼らを送り込むなんて…

It's an exam that will allow people to switch classes with Q-class as the goal.
なんでも、Ｑクラスを筆頭に、全クラスの入れ替えテストがあるらしい

After the exam, try not to let the B-class overtake you... members of Q-class.
試験が終わったあとで、最下位のＢクラス落ちをくらって、吠え面を掻かないように。Ｑクラスの皆さん

The five people in A-class and the five in Q-class will deduce the problem I give.
In other words, how about a battle of deductions?
私が出す問題を、Ａクラスの５人とＱクラスの５人とで推理し合う…
いわば推理バトルの形で、どうかね？

You're very wrong; Yukihira-san is the writer of bestseller mystery novels.
甘いよ、ユキヒラさんは大ベストセラー作家じゃん、ミステリーの

Here is the problem for all of you.
The case occurred in a small village in the mountains.
それではさっそく、諸君に問題を与えよう。
事件は、山奥の小さな村で起きた

This was just before planting began.
There's a thin layer of water on the field, but nothing has been planted.
田植えが始まる前の田んぼだね。
うっすら水が残ってぬかるみ状態なのに、まだ苗が植えられていないだろ

The footprints of this person are continuous.
一人分の足跡だけが点々と続いているわね

The footprints... end in the middle of the field.
It looks like... they disappeared in the middle.
足跡が、田んぼの真ん中で消えてる…
まるで、歩いてる途中で消えちゃったみたいだ

These footprints begin from the window of the student who vanished.
この足跡は、行方不明になった大学生が宿泊していた、部屋の窓から続いていた

As if he was invited out of the window by someone,
then vanished into the air from the middle of the field.
あたかも、何者かに窓から誘い出され、
田んぼの真ん中で空中に連れ去られたかのように

The case of vanishing into thin air.
I'm getting more and more excited.
空中消失事件か。
なんかゾクゾクしてきやがったぜ

That's right. It's a diorama of the scene recreated in 72:1 ratio.
そう。７２分の１スケールの、現場再現ジオラマだ

I want all of you to solve the Kamikakushi case with this.
君たちにはこれを参考に、神隠しの謎を解いてもらいたい

If we think of it as a murder case,
and the student was attacked by the perpetrator an hour later...
仮にこれが殺人事件だと想定して、
被害者の大学生が一時間後に犯人に襲われたとすると…

From Dan-sensei's story, and considering the name of the village
and its strong beliefs in Kamikakushi,
everyone would just assume he met with Kamikakushi.
さっきのダン先生のお話や、村の名前から判断して、
神隠し伝説が根強く信じられてる村だとしたら…
大学生は神隠しにあったって、思ってしまうでしょうね

Then the culprit went to the middle of the field like a ranger,
creating this scene.
そして犯人は、レンジャーみたいにワイヤを伝って田んぼの真ん中まで行き、
この奇怪な状況を作り上げた

It's great of you to think of that.
そう。いいところに気づいたね

We made cards of the things in the victim's room to make it easier to see.
これは、被害者の部屋に残っていた持ち物を、分かりやすくカードにしたものだ

I solved it. The mystery of vanishing into thin air.
解けたわ。空中消失の謎が

The raft? How do you eliminate someone in the middle of the field with that?
ゴムボート？そんなもの使って、どうやって人間一人、田んぼの中で消せるんだよ？

The perpetrator used the raft to go to the center of the field.
だから、犯人は歩かずにこのゴムボートを使って、田んぼの真ん中に行ったんだ

Of course, you can't use the boat when the water is drained.
The perpetrator probably used the gate to let plenty of water into the field.
もちろん、さっきの写真のようなぬかるみ状態ではボートは出せないから、
犯人はおそらく、この取水門を開けて、田んぼにたっぷり水を溜めておいたんだろうね

With plenty of water in the fields, the perpetrator put down the raft
and opened the drainage gate.
水が十分に溜まった所で、犯人はゴムボートを浮かべ、
今度はこっちの排水門を開ける

Then he went to the middle of the field quickly on the raft.
そして、素早くゴムボートに乗り、田んぼの真ん中まで漕ぎ出す

It was just a moment of immaturity... Were you observing?
ちょっとした、遊び心でして…ご覧になってたんですかぁ…？

As always, just where is she calling me from?
相変わらずどこから声かけてるんだ？

Can all of you keep it down? My statue's still missing a nose.
静かにしてくれないか！地蔵の鼻が欠けてしまった

We're starting with Mission 1: ''Carefree Family Planning"
Akisame-san will act as the father.
まずミッション１、「明るい家族計画」
父親役をアキサメさんにやってもらいます

It's not that big of a deal.
Now that I think about it, in the name of safety, we should have everyone leave tomorrow.
These people will definitely go crazy.
別にいいじゃないですか。ていうか、大事をとって、明日はみなさんに出かけてもらえば。
この人たちはきっとなにかやらかしますよ

We can't do that since I don't have any parents.
My grandfather, the only relative I had, travelled west...
I want to have someone act as my parents.
そうはいきませんの、私両親いませんから。
唯一の肉親のおじい様は、西の方へふらっと世直しの旅に向かっていますし。
どなたかに両親の役を演じていただきたいんですわ

Having both parents in a family is a dream of mine!
夢なんですぅ両親のいる家族！

I'll do my best in acting out the role of Miu's father!
一生懸命ミウのパパをやっとこさ演じきるよぉ！

But, who's going to play the role of your mother?
でも、母親役はいったい？

Listen, today you come as the vice homeroom teacher.
いいですか、今日は副担任として、あなたにも同行してもらいます

Got it? A home visit is a form of a testing for a teacher.
Obtaining valuable information about the family within the time given is important.
いいですか、家庭訪問というのは、教師にとってまさに正念場。
限られた時間でどこまでその家庭の実情に迫れるかが勝負なのです

But Yasunaga-sensei, why make a special trip to the home of a model student like Furinji-san?
でもヤスナガ先生、何であの優等生のフウリンジさん家を、わざわざ訪問すんですか？

I told him to hide until the end of this ordeal.
終わるまで、隠れとくように言っといたね

Sensei, what are you panicking for, you are in front of a student.
先生、何を取り乱しているんです。生徒の前ですぞ

Knives are a hobby of my mothers', and my father also likes to make jokes...
剣道が趣味ですの、それに父はとても冗談が好きなんです…

H-Hobby? That's a lie.
For a moment, I thought I saw the eyes of a monster...
趣味？嘘だな。
いま一瞬、もののふの目をしていたぞ…

There's something strange about this family.
As a teacher I must find out.
この家族には必ず何かある。
教師としてのカンがそう言ってる

A person of my age have seen many families of students.
You're quite young, hence it's impossible for you to have Furinji-kun as your child.
私はこの年までたくさんの生徒と親を見てきました。
その若さで、しかもフウリンジ君を生んだ実の母親だなんてありえません

This place is a dojo where masters of all kinds meet.
志を同じくする者たちの集う、道場でしての

You don't have to apologize.
I'm really jealous that you two are under the guidance of such a great teacher.
何も謝ることもないよ。
大先生のところで学べるとはうらやましいぞ、二人とも

I got it! It's what you first made as an artisan, right?
あ、僕でもわかる。それ未熟な時に、師匠が掘ったやつでしょう？

Because of their weird religion and legends of an old Japanese army treasure in Kamikakushi village...
it's become quite famous on the net now.
神隠し村ってとこは、変な宗教と、旧日本軍の財宝伝説とで、
最近ネットでは話題になってる村なんだよ

I read in the papers that because of the occult boom...
a lot of young people have recently moved to the village.
最近じゃ、カルトブームとかで、
若い人が村に住みついたりしてるって新聞で読んだわ

Apparently, the missing college student... came here as part of an activity for his "tore han" club.
行方不明の大学生も、大学のトレハンサークルの活動で来たらしいし

Then let's say that we're those "training pants" as well;
that would make the investigation easier.
じゃあオレたちも、そのトレパンてことにしとこうよ。
その方が犯人探しをやり易そうだし

If they figure out that we're investigating their secret...
this time one of us might disappear.
我々が秘密を探っているのに感づかれたら…
今度は、僕らが神隠しに遭うかもしれない

Yes, she's only 17 but she works instead of going to school.
She's never been outside the village.
まだ１７歳なのに、学校にも行かないで働いていて。
村から出たことがないんですよ

Hmm, they had kind of a gross design. Those marks...
なんか気持ち悪い模様だったよね、あの点々

It might be a religion that claims that the spreading of a contagious disease is an act of god.
天然痘の流行を、神の為せる技として奉った宗教なのかもしれない

That kind of belief in cursed gods exists all over the world.
そうした、祟り神信仰は世界中にもあるしね

Don't these contagious diseases spread where there's a lot of people?
そもそも伝染病って、人がいっぱいいるとこで流行るんでしょ？

You're right, this place is full of strange things.
たしかに、ここは奇妙なことだらけだ

That won't work. Look...
Hyoutan village land Kamikakushi village... are two solitary islands of flat land surrounded by steep cliffs.
You can only get in through the tunnel.
ムリだね。ほら見てよ、
神隠し村とひょうたん村は、回りを断崖絶壁に囲まれた、陸の孤島なんだ。
トンネルから入るしかないんだよ

Two of us will borrow the remaining masks and go to Kamikakushi village.
That's the only way, isn't it?
僕たち５人のうち、２人が仮面を借りて、神隠し村へ行く。
それしかないだろう

Last time we were here to check out this place...
we couldn't really relax because of that ruckus about the missing college student.
前にロケハンに来た時は、
大学生の失踪騒ぎで、ゆっくりできなかったからな

I don't intend to relax this time either.
I mean if we find the treasures of the old Japanese army... the finders get half of it.
今回も、オレはゆっくりする気は無いっすよぉ。
なんせ、旧日本軍のお宝が見つかりゃぁ、発見現場にいた人間が半分所有権を主張できるんだ

I-I'm sorry... It didn't have anything to do with the show
and I was kind of scared.
すみません…番組には関係ないし、
なんだか恐かったから

A photo. A photo of a note the college student left.
I bought it off his friends at the time.
写真よ。失踪した大学生が書き残していたメモの写真。
あの時、大学生の仲間から買い取ったの

Tomorrow that TV team will be going over there.
And two of those five young kids too.
明日、テレビ屋どもがそっちに行くそうだ。
それと、例の若い５人組のうちの二人もな

Yes, scare them off as usual.
そうだ。いつものように、適当に脅しの一つもかけてやれ

A meal after a good night of sleep is so good.
よく寝た後のご飯は美味しいなぁ

I'm sorry, I thought she was with one of you...
すみません…みなさんの誰かと一緒なのかと…

Our reporter, Azegami-san, didn't come back after getting out of the bath.
レポーターのアゼガミさんが、昨日の夜、露天風呂から出た後戻ってないの

Well, yesterday it was covered in mud, and now it's clean. So it kind of bugged me.
いえ、昨日は柄の所がもっとドロ塗れだったのに、キレイになってるから気になって

Oh, it was behind the outdoor baths, stuck into one of the bushes.
It was here. I stuck in here like this.
裏の露天風呂の側の植え込みの中じゃ。
ここじゃよ。ここにこうやって刺しといたんじゃが

If someone got stabbed with a sickle...
there should be a lot of blood around here.
もしこのあたりで、鎌で刺されたとしたら、
血が飛び散ってるはずだが…

You were bragging that your sense of smell was as good as a dog's.
犬並みの嗅覚だって、自慢してたクセに

I have a good way to find traces of large amounts of blood.
大量出血の痕跡を調べるなら、僕にいい考えがあるんです

Oxydol reacts with the catalase in blood and releases oxygen.
It's the same reaction you see when you apply oxydol to a wound.
オキシドールは、血液中のカタラーゼと反応して、酸素発生させる。
傷口にオキシドールをかけると泡立つのと同じことさ

Basically, this means that there is a large amount of blood in this dirt.
つまりここらの土には、大量の血液が染み込んでるって証拠だよ

This is a tire track of one of those wheelbarrows you use at construction sites to transport heavy things.
タイヤの跡だぜ。こいつは工事現場なんかで、重いモン運ぶのに使う、一輪車だ

The body won't be in any of the fields
because you don't know when it might be dug up by a tractor.
畑に遺体は埋めたりしないですよ。
いつトラクターで掘り返されるか、わからないし

What if the body was buried here because of that belief?
そう思う心理をついて、ここに埋めたとしたら？

This is amazing. Even though Azegami was killed because of this...
the legend about the treasures of the old Japanese army might be true!
すっげぇ。こいつのせいで、アゼガミが殺されたんなら…
やはり旧日本軍の財宝伝説は、本当かもしれねぇ

W-What kind of people are they?
Talking like that right by the corpse of their friend.
なんちゅうやつらだ…
仲間の遺体を目の前にして

I don't understand the feelings of the weak at all.
But, there are a lot of people out there who are too scared to fight back.
気の小せえヤツの気持ちなんざ、俺にはさっぱりわからんが…
ただ、反撃が怖くて手が出せねぇってヤツはよくいるぜ

Well, as for me, I always end it in one blow since it's much easier.
ま、俺だったらどうせ一撃で終わるから、関係ねぇがな

It's true that, at that time I was scared of Miu-san and didn't strike back. I have no courage at all!
たしかに僕はあの時、ミウさんの反撃を恐れ、突きを出せなかった。僕の根性なしぃ…

That guy looks pretty strong and he brought a whole group of people with him.
なんかこう見るからに強そうな人と、その門弟ぽいのがウジャウジャと！

Grandpa went south on vacation. Everyone's out of the house.
おじい様は例によって、南の方へフラーっと。全員出掛けてて留守ですわ

With this weakling as their disciple, I wonder how strong those masters are.
このようなあおびょうたんが一番弟師とあっては、師匠の底が知れるというもの

Since his body is as hard as steel... But if you hit the muscle at the right time their defense is useless.
どんなに全身を鋼のように鍛え上げても、筋肉が緩んでいる時に突かれれば、まったく無意味ですわ

I have to thank you well for taking care of my disciple.
弟師を可愛がってもらった礼をしなくちゃな…

I've never in my life seen someone as fearsome as this.
僕は生まれてこのかた、こんなに恐ろしい生き物を見たことがありませんでした…

I'll let you drink one more bottle of beer today.
今日はお銚子もう一本つけますわ

I would like to hear a detailed account...
of why you found it necessary to dig up a grave to find the victim's body.
詳しい事情を伺いたいんですが、
一体どんな理由で墓まで掘り返して、被害者の遺体を発見、ということになったんですか？

That's police work!
Just on the basis of some half-baked theory... you dug up someone's grave?
そういうのは警察の仕事だ。
推理なんぞといういい加減な根拠で、人様の墓を掘り起こすとは何事かね？

But, if there was no body...
wouldn't the police have just written this off as another mysterious disappearance?
しかし死体が出てこなければ、
これまで通り、いつもの神隠しとして、警察は取り合ってもくれなかったんじゃないんですか？

We're actually in the midst of our investigation concerning the missing college student.
本当は、失踪した大学生の事件の捜査中なんです

Are you saying that all of those have been murder cases?
まさかその全てが殺人事件だとでも？

I'm not saying that all of them are necessarily like that.
But, if there were others that were Killed like Azegami-san...
then there is the possibility that others may be buried here as well.
もちろん全てがそうだとは言いませんが、
もしアゼガミさんと同じように、何者かに殺されている人が、他にもいるとしたら…
同じように、墓地に埋められた死体が他にもある可能性はありますよね

That's not right. This is a secret code connected to the treasures of the old Japanese army.
違うよ、これは旧日本軍の財宝が絡んでる暗号だよ

Those who break the code... And discover the location of the treasure trove, are being killed one after another.
Would that not be a motive for murdering people?
暗号解いて、莫大な財宝の在り処を知った人間が次々と殺される。
それなら、殺人の動機にもなるじゃない

It sounds as if the high priest knows that things will happen.
まるで、事件が起きることを知っていたみたいだね。その、教祖様は

Geez, you're pitiful.
You just can't keep up because you always sit in front of your computer.
だらしねぇな。パソコンの前にばっか座ってっから、運動不足になるんだよ

I don't know if you're a detective club or whatever, but let it be.
If you get into this, thinking it's some sort of game, you'll get hurt.
探偵クラブだか何だか知らんが、よせよせ。面白半分で首を突っ込むと、ロクなことにならねぇぞ

What about you TV guys? You just had one of your crew murdered and are still thinking about continuing your shoot?
そういうテレビ屋さんも、お仲間が殺されたっていうのに、まだ撮影ですか？

Oowada-chan, get the camera ready please.
We'll get a shot of the checkpoint, just for good measure.
オオワダちゃん、カメラ用意して。
一応関所の映像、押えとくから

And I'm kind of getting warmed up here.
それにオレ、ちょっとばかりやる気が出てきてんのよ

Because of this, this here. I think I kind of know the meaning of the picture Azegami-chan was holding.
これだよ、これ。アゼガミちゃんの持ってたあの写真の意味、なんとなくわかっちゃったんだよね

The reason you're out of breath after a few measly stairs is because all you do is stuff like that.
んなことばっかやってっから、ちょっと階段上っただけで、息があがっちまうんだぜ

That's right. Even cities in the middle of the desert are built by an oasis.
それはそうだろ。砂漠の真ん中でもオアシスがありゃぁ、そこに街ができるってもんだ

So as theorized, the perpetrator used the rubber raft to make those footprints.
やっぱり、ゴムボートを使ったトリックで、足跡をつけたのかな？

Who knows... The only thing that's certain... is that two people have disappeared because of the drawing.
He should be careful as well.
さぁ…ただこれまで少なくとも、あの図形に関わった人間が、二人も神隠しに遭っている。
彼も、気をつけたほうがいい

No, it's just that you kind of... looked like you were waiting for something to happen.
ううん、なんだかリュウ君が、その…まるで事件が起きるのを待っているみたいに見えたから

Even in the middle of this case... I'm intensely drawn towards something.
They keep becoming more and more intense... the mysteries.
僕はね、こんな事件を目の当たりにしていながら、あるものに強烈に引きつけられていくんだ。
それは…次々と深まっていく、謎さ

Look, that hospital. Even though we're in the middle of mountains...
that building is made of concrete and is rather luxurious.
ほら、あの病院。こんな山奥の村なのに、
コンクリ造りのやたら立派な建物じゃん

Now that you mention it, it seems a little out of proportion here for this village.
そういやこの村には不釣り合いな感じだな

And the cliffs surrounding this place...
many places look as if they were made steeper on purpose.
それに、この村を囲んでいるガケだって、
よく見たらわざと崩してガケを険しくしてるような所がいっぱいあるし

Just like some sort of prison that once you're in, you can't get out of.
And this dam is kind of over the top too.
まるで入ったら出られねぇ牢獄みてぇだな。
このダムにしたって、なんかちょっと大げさな感じがするよな

It's part of some highly classified documents by the old Japanese army... concerning these two villages.
この二つの村に関わる旧日本の、極秘資料の一部らしいんだけど

I will be following a hint I got from a villager...
heading to where the treasure of the old Japanese army may be hidden.
これから、村の人たちの情報提供に従って、
旧日本軍の財宝があるかもしれない場所に向かいます

As the shrine is guarded by the followers... you can't get close during the day.
昼間は信者が見張っていて、近づけません

I've never heard of such a shrine.
そんな祠なんて、聞いたことがない

He was "spirited away"!
That was the anger of Ekigami-sama!
これは神隠しだ。
疫神さまの怒りだ！

Come to think of it, Apachai,
You people are surprisely rich, even though it is a broken down dojo.
Owning such a big boat.
それにしてもアパチャイたちの家って、
ボロ道場の割りに案外お金あるんだね。
こんなすごい船もってるなんて

Even.. going to the extent of naming it yourself.
か…勝手に名前つけてる

That deferent nature of yours has obviously inhibited your improvement.
君のいじめられっ子体質は、明らかに技を鈍らせている

Boys of that island who are entering into manhood,
tie a rope to their legs and jump off a platform almost 30 metres tall,
in order to test their courage, also known as bungee jumping.
その島の男達は成人式に、
高さ３０メートルの台から足にヒモをつけ、
飛び降りる勇気を試す、いわゆるバンジージャンプだ

Shigure, that was reckless of you!
シグレ、無茶だよぉ

When he wakes up, we shall let him have another go at it.
If not, it will be two days of hard training.
目が覚めたらもう一度やらせましょう。
駄目なら二日間まるまる修行三昧だ

Come to think of it, this island is really beautiful.
しっかし、キレイな島だなぁ

So they decided to put me into training if I didn't jump off that cliff.
Don't you think they went overboard?
Come to think of if, I even mentioned that I'm hydrophobic.
それがですね、あのガケから飛び込めなかったら、二日間修行だっていうんですよ。
酷いでしょ？
だいたい、僕はかなづちだって言ってんのに

If you feel short of breath, just turn your head to the side and look backwards.
辛くなったら肩越しに、後ろを見てやればいい

It's dolphins! Awesome! There are so many of them!
おわぁ、イルカだ。すごいいっぱいいる

I was surprised by you, Ken-chan.
That was some remarkable act of courage.
見直したぞケンちゃん。
たいした度胸じゃ

英語のかつぜつの気にしなさは異常
withとかat allとかwould haveとか長い文章で使われる時の
基本的な語のかつぜつの手抜きに手立てが

couldn't haveでさえ聞き取れねー
ＤＴになんども突っ込まれるわこんな聞き取りにくさじゃ

ギリギリ、couldn't haveｸﾄﾞｩﾝﾅﾌﾟ 0.3秒
と聴こえるが早すぎ

ofがきこえない・・・

Look, that pile of twigs.
That's where Director Anzai was abducted into the air!
ほら、あそこ。あの、小枝が積み重なってる所。
あの辺で安西ディレクターが、空にさらわれたのよ

This is a stake used to pull a rope across a rice field.
But, it doesn't look as if there are any stakes in this area.
これ、田んぼにロープを張る杭ね。
でも今、この辺りにこんな杭はないみたいだけど

I see, it's the sound of a tractor's engine.
そっか、トラクターのエンジン音だ

I guess this obstacle made of little twigs was part of the trap as well.
おそらく小枝の障害物も、犯人の仕掛けた罠の一部だ

But what did the perpetrator use as a pivot?
でも、どこから吊り上げたの？

The perpetrator probably put on a mask, and posing as a villager...
lured Anzai-san here with fake information about the treasure.
きっと犯人は、仮面をつけて村人を装い、
安西さんに嘘の財宝情報を教え、この現場におびき出した

Anzai-san was dropped, upside down, from a height of ten meters.
He probably died instantaneously.
逆さに吊るされた安西さんは、１０メートルの高さから落ち、
おそらく即死だ

There's traces of blood.
You can see that someone put dirt over it to hide it.
血の跡だわ。
上からドロをかけて隠した跡がある

It looks like the words of the high priest have become a reality.
どうやら、教祖様のお言葉通りになってしまったようですね

Oowada-san, a former believer such as yourself should know...
what happens if you walk around this village without a mask...
or if you violate Ekigami-sama's sacred domains.
オオワダさん、かつて信者だったあなたなら、わかるはずですよ。
この村を仮面なしにうろついたり、
神聖な疫神さまの領域を侵すと、どんなことになるか

Neither the murder of the reporter nor this case were a mysterious disappearance.
They were both crimes committed using clever tricks.
レポーター殺しもこの事件も、神隠しなんかじゃない。
巧妙なトリックで仕組まれた犯罪だ

That's why there's no way that he could be the perpetrator of the crime in Hyoutan village.
だからひょうたん村で起こった事件の、犯人であろうはずがない

I thought so and tried pairing each letter of the alphabet with a number.
But that didn't work.
So I was trying to think of another solution, but my head's just spinning.
ところが、真っ先にそう思ってあいうえおに数字を当て嵌めてみたんだけど…
ぜんぜん文章にならなくて…
別のルートを考えてたらもうグチャグチャ…

That's another bad habit of yours; you think too hard.
また悪い癖が出てんじゃねえのか？考えすぎなんだよいつもおめぇは

We've found the body of Director Anzai who was a victim of another mysterious disappearance.
神隠しに遭った安西ディレクターの遺体が見つかった

This is sacred land.
This is the temple of our high priest.
ここは聖域、
教祖様の神殿です

I will proclaim the words of the high priest.
You will leave Kamikakushi village immediately.
教祖様のお言葉をお伝えします。
あなた達はこの神隠し村から、速やかに立ち去った方がいい

I swear on my career as a TV man that
I'm going to find out the truth behind your Ekishin religion!
オレはテレビマンの名にかけて、
あんたら疫信教の正体暴いてやっからな！

I'll be straight forward.
I think you're the perpetrator of the two murders.
はっきり言いましょう。
僕は、あなたが二つの殺人事件の犯人だと考えている

Nobody knows your face or your voice. I believe that you could easily disguise yourself as someone in this village...
go through the tunnel.. commit the crime...
and come back through the tunnel again.
顔も声も知られていないあなたなら、まったく別人、例えばこの村の誰かになりすまして
トンネルを潜り抜け、ひょうたん村で犯行を行い、
再び舞い戻ってくることは、僕には十分可能に思えます

As I have already said, there is a log of all who pass through the tunnel.
言ったはずです。あのトンネルを通る者は、全て関所に記録が残ると

The high priest says... "If you question my integrity...
stay at the checkpoint and stand guard for as long as you wish."
教祖様はこうおっしゃいました。私を疑うなら、
気の済むまでトンネル入り口の見張り小屋で、人の出入りを調べるがいい

"I will be returning to the shrine and will not exit the building behind this wall.
But, someone will definitely die by an act of god."
私はこれから仰に入り、壁の向こうの神殿から一歩も出ない。
しかし、神隠しの名の元に、必ず誰かが命を落とすだろう

He's completely outraged because we were kicked out of the village by the Ekishin high priest.
疫信教の教祖とかいう人に村から追い出されちゃったから、完全に頭にきちゃって…

If the high priest really is the perpetrator as you suggest...
he cannot kill anyone in Hyoutan village unless he passes this point.
リュウ君が言ったみたいに、教祖が真犯人なら、
このトンネルを通らない限りひょうたん村で殺人はできないでしょ？

That's his goal. If there should be a third murder...
as long as we are here, the high priest will have an alibi.
そこが狙いだよ。もし第三の殺人が起こったとしても、
僕達がここで見張ってる限り、教祖のアリバイは証明される

I'm sorry that it took me so long.
I'm in the lobby of the branch house right now.
ごめんなさい、こんなに遅くなっちゃって。
今別館のロビーです

How can you say a person with a knife in his chest is the victim of a "mysterious disappearance"?
目の前で包丁突き立てられて殺されてる人間見て、神隠しだと？！

I feel so frustrated!
We came here to find the truth to this case so no other murders would happen again.
This kind of brutal murder happens right in front of us...
and we don't even have an idea who the perpetrator might be!
悔しいよ、
事件の真相を突き止めてこんな殺人起こさせないために来たのに…
こんな目の前で残虐な殺人が繰り返されてるのに、
まだ真犯人の見当もつかないなんて！

clean the bottle of mild out, dear　１．２秒!!!!!!!!!!!!
ｸﾘｰﾝﾉﾎﾞｫﾛｵｳﾞﾐﾙｸｱｳﾃﾞｨｧ

ofは０．１秒で発声していることを発見
なんでこんな言語が世界言語なのか

ガキ向け番組の発音の遅さは良心

子供向けの童話系ナレーションの発声は口に優しい

ヒキにアフレコはすぐ疲れすぎる

１５分の内容で限界

７分でつらい、声発してないから首いたい

なんか死ななくても済むかもしんね

ダメだ、２つのことに集中できない

サボりまくりんぐ

Say, Tsukasa. Which end of a chocolate cornet do you start from?
ねえツカサ、チョココロネってどこから食べる？

I'm not very fond of ice cream cones.
I can't stand it when only the cone is left.
ソフトクリームあまり好きじゃないんですわたし。
コーンだけが残っちゃうのがイヤなんですよね

I push the ice cream into the cone as I eat.
私もアイスをどんどん下の方に押し込みながら食べるようにしてるよ

There've been a bunch of kidnapping cases recently.
Guys forcing girls to address them as "Master"and stuff.
最近監禁事件とか多いよね。
女の子に自分のこと、ご主人様とか呼ばせたりさ

Isn't that less... an issue of morals... and more an issue of playing too many dating sims and adult games?
It's a commonly used scenario.
それってさ、モラル云々より単にギャルゲやエロゲのやりすぎってことじゃない？
よくあるシチュだしさ

Those aren't faults, but elements of turning people on.
The clumsy factor.
それは欠点じゃなくて萌え要素っていうんだよ。
ドジっ子属性

Setting aside the issue of popularity... why don't you wear contacts?
I heard that glasses make your vision worse.
もてる云々はともかくとして、コンタクトにはしないの？
メガネって目悪くするみたいだし

The flu is caused by a virus. The symptoms are a fever and aching throughout the body.
And there is a risk of complications.
インフルエンザはウイルス性ですが、高熱筋肉痛と全身症状が多く、
しかも合併症の恐れもあります

On the other hand... the symptoms of a cold are a sore throat and runny nose...
and the fever doesn't run as high.
一方、カゼは喉の炎症や鼻水が主で、
熱はそれほど高くなりません

And there are a number of other minute differences.
Which is why... they are different illnesses.
その他、細部の症状も違います。
ですから、この二つは違う病気ですよ

H-However... Well, they share many similarities...
so you could possibly say that it's an upgraded version of a cold...
で、ですが…まあ重なる部分も割りとあるので…
カゼのスケールアップ版といえないこともないかも…

As you can see... She's more laid-back than the person who's sick.
あのように、病人よりもゆったりとした生活をしてるわ…

And you know how our last day off was also warm?
When I woke up, it was already evening.
I spent most of the time sleeping.
この前の休みも暖かかったじゃない？
目が覚めたらもう夕方だったの。
ほとんど寝て過ごしちゃったのね

Worry less about me... and more about your lack of a social life.
人の心配より社交性ゼロの自分を心配しなさいよ

Golden Week's almost over...
Did you already take care of your homework?
もうすぐゴールデンウィークも終わりだけど、
二人とも宿題とかは大丈夫かい？

How would I know the answer if you don't?
カガミが解らない所、あたしにわかるわけないでしょ？

Did you see the special final episode of Apron of Love last night?
昨日の恋のエプロン最終回スペシャル見た？

Would you like to hold a study session for checking homework answers?
宿題の答え合わせも兼ねて、勉強会をやりませんか？

I wanted to do everything just as planned...
ちゃんと計画通りにやろうと思ってたんだけど…

Aren't these things designed so you can never get
anything?
I could never bring myself to touch one of these machines.
そういうのって取れないようにできてるんじゃないの？
どうもやる気がしないのよね

B-But ...I guess I'll give it a try.
で、でも…一回だけやってみようかな

You've got a great sense of rhythm, Kona-chan.
こなちゃんすごいリズム感だね

Seriously... I've never heard of anyone being absent for May sickness.
まったく…５月病で欠席しようとしたヤツなんて聞いたことないわよ

Doesn't it say sickness in the name?
Shouldn't it count as a serious disease?
病ってつくぐらいなんだから、
立派な病気なんじゃないの？

Still, while I'm not as bad as Konata...
I do feel unusually tired this time of year.
でも、こなたじゃないけど
この時期って妙にダルくなるわよね

I never buy drama CDs...
so as long as the voices match the original characters...
I don't care who they use.
私はドラマＣＤは買わない派だから、
原作と声が合ってれば、
誰でもいいと思うけどなぁ

Well... there's one good thing that comes out of this.
Drama CD and anime. You can enjoy two different worlds through them.
Two for the price of one.
しかしまあ、これにもメリットが一つあってね、
ドラマＣＤとアニメ、二つの声で二つの世界が楽しめる。
一粒で二度おいしい

Well... One of us will be taking Miyuki-san's leftover nugget...
Let's say it goes to whoever wins a staring contest.
さて、みゆきさんが余らせたナゲットをこの中の誰かが頂くことになったのだが、
睨めっこで勝った人が食べることにしよう

age
上

Don't put me on the same level as someone who only ever thinks about having fun!
遊びのことばっか考えてるあんたと一緒にすんな！

In that case... just send in as many entries as you can.
そういう人は…とにかく枚数書いて応募するんだよ

You don't send them all at once...
but a few here and a few there.
And over the course of a few days.
一度にどさっと出すんじゃなくって、
少しずつ少しずつ分けて出す。
しかも日を分けてね

No good. Kagami could never be the cutesy type.
ダメだ、カガミに可愛い系はムリ

You know. With twins... Even when they're raised separately...
they end up having similar lifestyles and significant others.
And sometimes they end up marrying another pair of twins.
ほら、双子ってさ、離れ離れに育っていても、
なぜか生活習慣や恋人の好みが一緒だったりするっていうよね。
結婚相手も同じ双子とか

And when one of them is in danger...
the other one can sense it from a completely different place.
There are all kinds of mysterious phenomena.
後どっちかが危ない目に遭うと、
もう一方も全然違う所でそれを察していたり、
不思議体験がいっぱいあるよね

Which means that you two could be one-egg twins.
Your identical traits would be... You both like sweets, right?
てことは、カガミとつかさも一卵性だったりして。
二人の共通点は…二人ともお菓子好きだよね

One of my cousins is getting married this month.
How does this... wet and gloomy season supposedly signify hppiness?
今月親戚のお姉さんが結婚するんだけどさ、
こんな…ジメジメした暗い季節なのになんで幸せの代表なんだろう

The name June is generally said to be... derived from the name of the Roman goddess, Juno.
一般に６月のジューンはローマ神話の女神、ユノに由来すると言われています

In Greek mythology... Juno is known as Hera... the goddess of marriage and fertility.
ユノは、ギリシャ神話ではヘラという女神で、結婚や出産を司っているんです

Which is why those who get married in Hera's month,
the month of June are said to receive her protection and blessing.
ですから、ヘラの月である６月に結婚した人は、
守護され祝福されると言われているんです

But wasn't Hera Zeus's wife?
I have this image of Hera being extremely jealous...
so I'm not feeling this happy thing.
でもヘラってゼウスの奥さんだよね？
ヘラって激しく嫉妬深いってイメージあるから、
やっぱり幸せって感じがしないんだけど

Would you rather wear a dress or a kimono for your wedding?
結婚式はドレスか着物、どっちが着たい？

I would wear a dress. It's been my dream since I was a child.
私はドレスですね。小さい頃からの憧れですから

I'd also go with a dress. But a kimono would also be nice...
I wanna wear both!
私もドレスかな、やっぱり着物もいいな。
どっちも着たいかも

And I used to like rain...
Because baseball games would be canceled and I'd get to watch anime.
昔は結構雨も好きだったんだけどなぁ…
だって、野球中継が中止になるから普通にアニメ見れたし

I see. Sounds just like something you would say.
なるほど、すごくこなちゃんらしいね

If you put it that way...
in some recent anime... the teacher looks the same age as the students.
Or even younger.
それをゆうなら、
最近アニメでどう考えても教師と生徒の年齢が一緒ってのやってたよ。
むしろ逆って感じの

I've been wondering...
Isn't the real mystery how Tsukasa's in the same school as us?
思ったんだけど…
つかさが同じ学校にいる方がよっぽど不思議

Didn't you have a really easy party game?
You could probably beat me at that one.
すっごい簡単なパーティゲームあったよね。
あれならカガミでも勝てそうなんだけどな

Shut it! It's none of your business!
うるさい！余計なお世話だ！

But I have a feeling that anyone would look good with a ponytail.
でも、ポニーテールって誰でも似合う気がするけど

Yours also looks good, Kona-chan.
You could go with that on an everyday basis.
こなちゃんも似合ってるよ。
普段それでもぜんぜんオッケーだよ

Oh, yeah... You're always collecting QUO cards...
but do you ever use them?
そういえば、あんたいつもＱＵＯカード集めてるけど、
使うことあんの？

You can't use them!
You have to take good care of them!
使っちゃダメでしょ。
大事にとっておくんだよ

Much less auction them off or sell them.
Using them makes you a surefire failure... as a fan arid as a collector!
ましてやオークションやショップに転がすなんてもっての他だから。
それはファンとしてはもちろん、コレクターとしても失格

Don't you always want two or three of something you like?
カガミもどうしても欲しいものって、とりあえず同じものが二つ三つ欲しくなんない？

No. I kind of understand what you're saying.
いや、言わんとしてることはなんとなく理解したんだけどね

I was late because I had to help someone!
I usually go around with this guy...
but I just couldn't get away today!
人助けをしてたら、遅くなりました。
その人いつも一緒に行動してるんですけど、
今日は別れるに別れられなくて！

And it isn't much... but I have presents for you. Open it up.
I considered a number of options...
but I had a hard time making up my mind.
後、これつまらないものですが、プレゼントにと。開けてみてください。
色々考えたんですが、
なかなか決まらなくて

Brigade chief armband. Try it on.
I figured it would fit you perfectly.
団長腕章。つけてみて。
カガミならぴったし似合うと思ったんじゃがなあ

Don't try to make both of us cosplay!
姉妹そろってコスプレさせるな！

Hey. It's our birthday.
You could hold back a little.
あんた、人の誕生日なんだから、
ちょっとは遠慮しなさいよ

Having heard that... some of these cookies don't taste that good anymore.
Weird, ain't it? Wonder if this is one of Kagami's.
そう聞くと、おいしいのとそうじゃないのがある気がしてくるから
不思議だよね。これはカガミのかなぁ

By the way... isn't there always a fight over how to cut the cake?
You know. When you cut a cake into a bunch of slices...
how do you divide up the strawberries on top...
or decide who gets the chocolate decorations?
ところで、ケーキってどうやって切るかで揉めない？
ほら、たくさん切り分けるとき、
上に乗ってる苺をどうするとか、
プレートのチョコを誰が食べるとか

Miyuki... do you have some kind of regular summer activity?
ミユキは何か、夏休みの定番てある？

Man... I've been lamenting my lack of a chest for a while...
but then this game said... "A flat chest is a status symbol! A rarity!"
Word for word.
いやあ、あたしもずっと胸がないのを嘆いてきたんだけどねえ、
とあるゲームで、「貧乳はステータスだ、希少価値だ！」
って言ってたんだよね

Honestly... We have a test coming up.
Should you be gaming so much?
たくっ、もうすぐ期末テストなのに、
ゲームばっかしてて大丈夫なの？

If you would only use some of that passion for studying.
Your grades would probably go up.
その情熱を少しでも勉強に回せば、
もっと成績も上がるのにねえ

If she's so easily influenced...
wouldn't she become a genius if someone released a game that promoted studying?
There's already stuff like Moe Drill.
そんなに影響されやすいなら、
勉強を推奨するゲームとか出たら、凄いことになるんじゃ…
萌えドリルとかもあるくらいだし

There's been a lot of youth crime lately.
最近少年犯罪、多いわよねえ

Whenever that happens...all the neighbors say...
He was such a nice boy. I never would have imagined that he could do such a thing.
そういうのって近所の人に聞くと、みんな口を揃えて、
普段おとなしくてそんなことする子には見えないっていうよねえ

If you ever commit a crime...
I always figured she would do something like this.
I'll tell the whole world.
あんたが何か事件を起こしたら、
いつか絶対何かやらかすって思ってました、
って証言してあげるわよ

Then what about our teacher?
I heard that she lives by herself... but she looks like she could be a slob.
それじゃ先生とかはどうなのかな？
一人暮らしらしいけど、結構ずぼらなイメージあるよね

I can cook. About as well as your average person.
ちゃんとやっとるで。人並みくらいはできるわ

Tsukasa. Could I get my dictionary back?
ツカサ。辞書返して

I-I was doing a little cleaning for a change of pace... yeah.
き、気分転換に部屋の掃除を…ちょっと

Go with something you would usually find in a cafe.
もう少し喫茶店らしいメニューにしなさいよ

Could you stop skipping the thinking process when you respond?
いい加減脊髄反射的な発想はやめないか？

Having trouble getting to sleep.
Guess I'll read until I fall asleep.
なんか寝付悪いし、
眠くなるまで本でも読むか

Maybe it's because of all the studying...
When I weighed myself yesterday, it was down.
So I figured it'd be okay.
テスト勉強疲れとかあったせいか、
昨日計ったら減ってたのよねえ。
だからいいかなぁとかね

My weight already... went all the way up in like the blink of an eye...
体重が…あっという間にまた増えた

文法的解説は無しですか？…そうですか…

みんな凄いね。。
英語の基礎を教えてください

これドラマか何かの文？

>>72
もうそろそろ３年になるはずだけどわかんね

Are they original sentences or not?

Tomorrow's the start of a long break...
Don't forget that you're all students...
and act with caution.
明日から長い休みに入るけど、
学生の立場を忘れんと、
節度を持って過ごすように

Students feel restless around this time of year
and many cause societal disturbances.
この時期は気分が浮ついて、
地域社会に大変な迷惑をかけてしまう生徒が多いのです

Well, even if it is a vacation... I'll still see Teacher every day.
We're in the same party on an MMO.
まあ休みといっても先生とはほぼ毎日会うことになるけどね。
ネトゲーでパーティ組んだりしてるし

You get tired from fanning yourself...
and once you stop, you feel even hotter than before, right?
扇いでると疲れてくるし、
やめると余計暑く感じない？

Yours is a real tied-on sash, huh?
Guess I shouldn't be surprised.
ミユキの帯はちゃんと結んだやつね。
流石というか

No. A clerk at the store tied it for me.
Tying a sash would be too difficult for me.
いえ。これはお店の人に着付けてもらったんですよ。
流石に、帯を結ぶのは難しくって

Believe it or not...
I'm good enough to be known as Sharpshooter Yui-chan.
何を隠そう署では、
シャープシューターゆいちゃんと言われるほどの腕前よ

I've been wondering...
I know what strawberry, lemon, and melon are...
but what kind of fruit is a Blue Hawaii?
前から思ってたんだけど、
イチゴ、レモン、メロンとかはわかるんだけど…
ブルーハワイって何の果物？

I'm sorry, I couldn't be of any help.
I'll look it up in the near future.
お役に立てずすみません。
今度調べておきますね

Wait. Shouldn't the person who wants to know be looking it up
instead of Miyuki?
いや、そこはミユキじゃなくて、
知りたい本人が調べればいいんじゃ…

It's not as entertaining when two girls do it.
Why haven't any of us found any romance?
そういうのって女同士でやってもつまんないよね。
どうしてあたし達にはロマンスってないかねぇ

Since we're here... Might as well scoop goldfish or something.
それじゃせっかくだし…金魚すくいでもしようかなぁ

I haven't even made a move!
Why are they running away?
手も出していないのに、
なぜ逃げるのよぉ！

Didn't they sense your barbaric nature and run away?
Guess we've finally got some hard proof.
カガミが凶暴だって本能で悟って逃げてるんじゃない？
いよいよ確証が出てきたか

There really isn't a shred of romance around us.
やはりあたし達のまわりはロマンスの欠片もないなぁ…

Lucky you. If I wasn't on duty...
I would have come to play around.
いいなー、あたしも非番だったら、
一人でブラーッときて遊べたのに

No. You're having plenty of fun as it is!
いえ、あなた十分楽しんでますからー！

I was on the phone with Kona-chan...
and I mentioned how much free time we have during vacation...
but she's playing a bunch of games that have piled up
so she has no free time.
こなちゃんと話してて、
夏休みって結構暇だよねーって聞いたんだけど、
溜め込んだゲームとか片っ端からやってるから
暇じゃないんだって

I guess some people still enjoy a full and satisfying summer vacation.
Maybe I should do something, too.
やっぱり人によっては充実した夏休みを送ってるんだね。
私も何かしよっかなぁ

You're not even trying to think it through, are you!?
お前まったく考える気ないだろ？！

Well... I must say, as a good police officer...
my help, would not be to your benefit...
so don't depend on others!
まあ…良い子を見守る警官としてね…
自分の為にならないから、
他人に頼ってばかりいちゃダメ！

It's such a pain when I don't understand any of the questions...
わかんないとこだらけでめんどくさいなぁ…

>>73
日本のアニメの英語字幕。たぶん。

もっと高度な話しようよ

>>74
3年も経つのか
俺もまったく持って英語のスキル得てない
勉強は続けるけど

But you know... The two of you have a lot of free time.
それにしても、二人ともけっこうヒマなんだね

Cousin Yui goes wild once her hand's on the stick.
Guess well have to sacrifice Kagami and Tsukasa.
姉さんハンドル握ると暴走するんですよ。
カガミとつかさには人柱になってもらおう

The point of attack will come...
in the five consecutive hairpin curves ahead!
仕掛けるポイントは…
この先の５連続ヘアピンカーブ！

And like... I've never heard of someone wearing a school swimsuit at this age.
てか、その歳でスクール水着って聞いたことないぞ

Have you ever played it before, Miyuki-san?
Since you're rich
ミユキさんはやったことある？
お金持ちだし

Well, on second thought...
It doesn't seem like something rich people would do.
まあよく考えると、
お金持ちは余計にやらなそうなイメージだよね

It was obvious...
but I guess your eyes don't end up like in manga.
わかっていたけど、
やっぱマンガみたくはならないね

Well... It kind of feels icky to sit down when l'm still wet.
なんかね、濡れたまま座るのってちょっと気持ち悪くって

Just as expected!
Because I got something straight out of a storybook beach house.
Look at how the curry is sauce and nothing else.
期待通りだ！
だって海の家を絵に描いたようなのが出てきたんだよ。
見よ、この具のないカレー

Usually, you wouldn't be willing to eat something like this...
but here, it actually tastes good!
普段食べたらどうかなーっていうのでも、
こういう所で食べると、おいしく感じちゃうよね

The reason your hair is damaged by a trip to the beach...
would be the adhesion of salt from seawater and the sea breeze...
which absorbs the moisture from your hair...
which now suffers from exposure to strong UV rays.
海で髪が痛む原因は、
海水や潮風に含まれる塩分が付着して、
水分を失った髪が、
強烈な紫外線を浴びて痛むからだそうです

I wonder how other people would see us.
うちら、他所から見たらどんな風に写ってんねやろ

His house was... at the end of the bus line.
So... As more and more passengers got off...
eventually, he was the only person left on the bus...
その人の家は、路線の終わりの方にあったんだって…
で、途中他のお客さんがだんだん降りていって、
遂には乗客は、その人一人だけになったんだけど…

The driver thought that nobody was left on the bus... and...
sang "DANZEN! Futari wa ***Cure" at the top of his lungs!
運転手さんはもう、誰も乗ってないって勘違いしたらしくって、なんと…
大声で断然二人は＊＊キュアを歌い出したんだよ！

Why is your impression of me... so aggressive?
なんであんたの中のあたしのイメージって、そんなに攻撃的かな

You seem like someone who even throws away useful stuff.
Seeing as how you ditched your textbooks.
あんたはむしろ必要な物まで捨てそうよね。
教科書とか置いてくるくらいだし

Miyuki. Go have your teeth taken care of...
before school starts up again.
ミユキ、学校が始まる前に、
歯の治療に行っちゃいなさいね

>>82
勉強続けてリスニングやるとえいご漬けくらいは対応できるけど、
最近は絵本や童話が言葉の勉強になりそうな気がす
子供が同じあんぱんまんの作品を何度も見てるとか
大人はよく飽きないなと思うが子供には言葉の勉強になってるのだと

I wouldn't go that far.
I already do plenty of that at work.
さすがにそこまではしないよ。
そういうのもうバイトでけっこうやってるし

Oh, yeah... You work at one of those places...
ああ…そういえばそういうとこにお勤めでしたね

Feels so wrong that I can't even picture it.
違和感ありすぎてイメージできん

If you want to watch anime that badly...
you could get cable or something.
そんなにアニメが見たいなら、
ケーブルとか引けばいいんじゃないの

If I could... God knows I want to...
But the cable guys were all like... You can't get cable...
引けるならね、あたしも引きたいよ…
ケーブルテレビの人にいろいろ言われてね、引けませんて…

By future, she means choosing a major?
I guess high school is only a temporary stopping point.
先のことって進路のことか。
たしかに高校生活も折り返しだもんね

For my summer homework... I did as you told me
and wrote down random stuff when I didn't know the answer...
and now I have to redo it all!
夏休みの宿題、この前教えてもらった通り
わかんなくってもそれっぽい答え適当に書いて出したら、
再提出くらった…

I see... The schedule's off because the baseball game went over.
I guess it can be useful sometimes.
そうか…野球中継延長でズレたんだ。
たまにはいいこともあるもんだ

I'm terribly sorry... but could I borrow your notes for today later?
すみませんが、今日のノートを後ほど貸していただけますか？

In games, when a character who wears glasses shows up at school without them...
they suddenly become popular...
But I guess that doesn't happen in real life.
ゲームだとメガネキャラが素顔で登校すると、
急にもてたりするけど、
実際はそういうのないね

When the lower half of your body gains weight...
it becomes difficult to buy skirts and the like.
下半身が太ってしまうと、
スカートなどを買う時、困ってしまいますよね

No, Kagami. I can see the fruits of your diet.
They say that when you diet,
you lose weight in the places you don't want to first.
いや、カガミ…ダイエットの成果あたしには見えてるよ
ダイエットすると
痩せなくてもいい所から痩せていくそうな

I heard that pleople with poor eyesight end up
with nasty expression that scare other people...
but I guess... it depends on the person.
目の悪い人って目つきが悪くなって怖がられるって聞いたけど、
それってやっぱり…人によるよね

Well... There was still plenty of time left
when I finished getting ready...
So to kill time... I started playing games and couldn't stop...
いやね、出かける準備が済んだ時は、
かなり時間的余裕があったんだけどね、
時間つぶしに、ゲームを始めたらキリよく終わらなくて

There are a bunch of cultural festivals and sporting events
during second semester, right?
２学期って
文化祭とか体育祭とかの行事が多いよね

So you're the type of person... who can blow up pots when they cook!?
カガミって料理とかすると、鍋とか爆発させるタイプ？！

But I usually forget it at home.
Since Dad's the only one who ever calls.
たいてい家に忘れてくるけどね。
どうせお父さんしかかけっこないし

Doesn't that defeat the purpose of having a cell phone?
それって携帯持ってる意味ないよね？

There was a girl in our class who had a bunch of straps on her phone.
They weighed it... and the straps alone were 800 grams.
ウチのクラスにストラップちゃらちゃら付けてる子がいてさ、
重さ計ってみたらストラップだけで800グラムもあったんだって

Sounds like making a phone call would count as weight training.
そんなだと電話かけてるだけで筋トレになりそうだね

Still at school. I was talking with Konat and Miyuki and lost track of time.
We'll be home soon.
まだ学校。こなたやみゆきとしゃべってたら遅くなって。
もうすぐ帰るから

It's better to make your address hard to guess.
That's how I did it.
そういう時はアドレスをわかりづらいのに変えた方がいいよ。
あたしも変えてるし

I'm heading to Gamers. Wanna come along?
You're supposed to come with me as a sign of our friendship!
あたしゲマズ寄ってくけど一緒に行かない？
ここはわたしとの友情を育むために一緒に行くとこでしょ

Well, you know... I wanted you to give me your purchase points as a sign of our friendship.
いやほら、友情の証としてみんなの買い物分のポイントが欲しくてさ

Wouldn't expect to hear that from a young person.
若者のセリフじゃないわよね…

Isn't that something a middle-aged guy would say?
お前それ中年親父のセリフかよ…

Once the festival's over...
there aren't any more events which is kind of sad.
体育祭が終わると、
一気に行事とかなくなってさみしくなるよね

And there's a whirlwind of new game releases before Christmas!
クリスマス前はゲームの新作も目白押しだ！

You two. Could you stop trying to avoid reality?
二人とも。現実から目を背けるのはやめないか？

Today's the big day!
Show me the fruits of your training!
いよいよ今日が本番や！
日頃の練習の成果を見せたるやでえ！

Teacher! I'm the type who does well without ever training!
先生！それほど練習してませんが、本番に強いタイプでぇす！

Don't sweat the little stuff.
That's one of those mistakes of youth.
細かいこと気にしたらアカン。
それが、若さゆえの過ちっちゅうもんや

Like an eating contest could ever be elegant!
エレガントなパン食い競争などあるか！

Haven't you gotten used to this kind of thing from those events?
あんた、こういうのイベントとかで慣れてるんじゃないの？

When I'm not eagerly anticipating what awaits me at the end of the line, it sucks.
その先にワクワクドキドキのない行列はイヤ…

Terrible... Don't even wanna picture it.
悲惨…想像するのもイヤ

Well, I guess I'll go with curry. They can't screw it up...
まあカレーでいいかな、外れがないし

By the way... Isn't a strawberry sandwich considered dessert?
Would it count as lunch?
ところで、イチゴのサンドイッチってデザートじゃないの？
お昼ご飯に入るかな？

The last person ordered the last of our noodles.
We're out of ramen.
さっきの人で麺がなくなっちゃって、
ラーメン売り切れになっちゃったの

Besides, we're twins. Neither of us is really older or younger.
Stop worrying... and do your homework.
だいたい双子なんだから、姉も妹もないわよ。
気にしてないで、さっさと宿題やっちゃいな

That would be an unplanned purchase for the sake of points.
That's their strategy.
ポイント欲しさに予定外の物まで買わせてしまう。
それが奴らの手口

I thought that only ever happened in manga or games...
but it actually happens in real life.
ああいうのってマンガやゲームだけかと思ってたけど、
実際あるもんなんだねぇ

Since fall is for reading... I've been doing a lot of reading.
Even though it's for an educational purpose...
the expenses are piling up.
読書の秋ってことで、最近いろんな本に手を出してるんだけど、
いくら情報を得るためとはいえ、
出費が重なるんだよね

You don't have to buy them.
Couldn't you just go to a library or something?
They actually have some stuff you'd want.
買わなくても、
図書館とかで借りればいいんじゃない。
割と読みたいのあるわよ

Nah. A library wouldn't have manga.
いや、図書館だとさすがに漫画はないでしょぅ

This game suddenly isn't as fun with all these interruptions.
How did you study for tests when you were a student?
横やりが入ると、ゲームが急に醒めてくるよ…
先生は学生の時、テスト勉強とかどうしていたんですか？

Played or slept when I couldn't concentrate. Nothing really special...
That's the same as me.
できない時は遊ぶか寝た、やってることは変わらんわ…
えぇ、同じじゃん

Because Sis helped me out.
As a result, I did better than usual.
お姉ちゃん私に付き合ってくれたから、
そのおかげで私はいつもより良かったんだ

If you're gonna copy Miyuki...
take notes regularly... instead of waiting till tests are coming up.
みゆきをマネをするなら、
テスト期間だけじゃなくて、普段からノート取りなさいよ

Miyuki-san is really methodical.
Textbook example of a type A person.
みゆきさん几帳面だもんね。
典型的なA型だよね

According to this book...
I possess many of the qualities characteristic of type O people.
この本によりますと、
Ｏ型の特徴が私にあてはまる所は、結構多いんですよ

Type O people tend to be pushy and possessive...
I guess there's another side to Miyuki-san.
Ｏ型は強引で、所有欲がありがめつい…
みゆきさんはそんな一面もありか

If you go by personality...
Tsukasa would be type A... and Kagami would be type B.
性格的なイメージいくと
ツカサがＡ型、カガミはＢ型に見えるなぁ

Speaking of horoscopes...
I've also heard of ones for animals and sushi.
占いといえば、
動物とかお寿司なんていうのもありましたよね

About the blood type conversation today...
Just to make sure you know...
fraternal twins can have different blood types...
so your guess wasn't wrong.
Sounded like you got the wrong impression.
今日の血液型の話、
念のために言っておくと、
二卵性双生児は血液型違うこともあるから、
あんたの発想は間違ってないわよ。
あんたあのまま本気にしそうだし

She couldn't have come before us, right?
Honestly... The movie's about to start.
あいつ、私達より先に来るってことないわよね。
たくもう、映画始まるっつーの

This store has a time limit of one hour.
You can find beverages in the drink corner over there.
The cakes are located in the showcase over there.
Please help yourself.
当店、一時間の時間制になっております。
お飲物はあちらのドリンクコーナーに、
ケーキはあちらのショーケースにございますので、
ご自由にお取り下さい

If you drink too much water... you won't be able to eat any more!
闇雲に水を飲むと、却って食べられなくなるわよ

If you studied that hard...
your tests would have gone differently.
それくらい熱心に勉強していれば、
テストも違ったろうに…

Recent dating sims have a bunch of save points...
but I can never find a good place to stop.
I'm the do-it-in-one-sitting type.
最近の美少女ゲームはセーブポイントが多いんだけど、
なかなか止まらなくてね。
一気に終わらせるタイプだし

It's actually easy to get absorbed... in those kinds of simple games.
What kind of scores do you get, Yuki-chan?
ああいう単純なゲームって、意外と熱中するよね。
ゆきちゃんはどれぐらいスコア出るの？

These kind of people really get into this kind of stuff...
こういう人って、この手のものやり込むよねぇ…

Well, there's nothing to worry about.
She's the type to start off excited... and eventually lose interest.
まああまり気に病む必要はないんだけどね。
あの子、最初は張り切るんだけど、だんだんバテていくタイプだから

And does she even have that much to talk about?
で、そんなにメールする内容あんの？

I guess she's finally gotten the hang of it.
あの子もようやく慣れてきたかな

I know how you feel...
but could you stop spamming family members?
気持ちは分かるけど、
身内ばかりに送るのは終わりにしないか？

So I guess some people get all snobby after they've learned something.
いるよねぇ、自分が覚えると途端に得意技になる人って

You've got a lot of stuff saved on here.
けっこうたくさん登録してあるんだねぇ

She's not picking up.
Guess I'll call her house.
なかなか出ないわね。
家にかけてみるか

Sorry. But I figured you guys would be lax about that stuff.
Sounds like it's pretty strict.
悪い。でも、あんたの家はそういうのに寛容かと思ってたわ。
けっこう厳しいのね

Nah... We were in the middle of a fighting game.
いやぁ、格ゲーの対戦中だったからね

It's not that you can't...
but my dad's usually home because of work.
ダメということはないんだけど、
ウチのお父さん職業柄、家にいることが多いし

This door... Probably hides a stash of stuff you don't want seen.
A door that must never be opened.
この扉…どうせこの先は見られてはいけないものがぎっしり詰まってる、
あかずの間なんでしょ

Nah. I share most of that stuff with Dad...
so he handles storage.
いやぁ、そういうのはたいていお父さんと共有してるから、
お父さんの書庫に保管してもらってる

Your dad's an author, right?
Then have you ever gotten hooked on a
light novel or dating sim your dad wrote?
あんたのお父さんて、作家さんなのよね？
じゃあ、お父さんの書いたラノベやらギャルゲなんかに
ハマッたりするの？

Nah. He doesn't write any of that stuff.
いやぁ、そもそもそういうのは全然書かないのだよ

Didn't expect that...
But... He likes that kind of stuff...
so wouldn't he want to write them?
意外だなぁ…
でも、そっちの世界好きなんだし、
書きたいと思わないのかしら？

I've been at a loss for words for a while now.
Guess that's the lzumi family for you.
さっきから圧倒されまくりなんですけど、
さすがイズミ家…

My dad was being all clingy the other day.
So I tried saying, "You're annoying, Dad!"
Then he's like... Couldn't you at least say, "I hate you, Dad!" or something?
この前お父さんがペタペタ引っ付いてきたからさぁ、
試しに「お父さんうざい！」って言ってやったの。
そしたら、「せめて、お父さんなんて大嫌いって言え！」って怒られた

Even TV shows are starting to look like 2ch.
最近テレビとかでもよく２ちゃんを見かけるようになったね

I guess. Not that I would know.
そうかもね。よく知らないけど

For someone hardcore, you don't use much of that lingo.
こなたってディープな割に、あまりそういう用語使わないわよね

Look, Konata. It's perfect.
It's a scene out of my dreams!
見てみろこなた…完璧だ！
夢にまで見た光景が広がっているぞ！

I couldn't make my wish three times.
願い事３回言えなかったよ

It's pretty hard when they come out of nowhere.
突然来るし、難しいよね

I always wonder when I look at Dad.
What did Mom ever see in Dad?
お父さん見ていつも思うんだよね。
お母さんはお父さんのどこがよかったんだろうって

Then in that case... What would be your type?
じゃあたとえば、あんたの好みのタイプはどんなのよ？

You don't even hold back for your parents, huh?
あんた親でも容赦ないな…

Shooting stars are so wonderful.
I haven't seen many of them.
It's difficult to see the stars from our house.
流星いいですねぇ、
私ほとんど見たことないんですよ。
家からは星もそんなに見えなくて

Maybe it's my pride as the older sister...
I feel like I have to be ahead of Tsukasa.
何だかんだで、姉の威厳というか、
つかさより一歩先の立場でいなきゃって気持ちが強かったのよね

Though I usually say neither of us is really older or younger.
I used to be pretty worried about that stuff.
普段は姉も妹もないとか言ってるけど、
昔は意識してたのよ

That old man... He really wants to look good in front of his daughter, huh?
あのおじさん…娘に余程いいところを見せたのね…

Thought you'd managed to get ahead of us.
抜け駆けかと思ったわよ

You guys also cosplay as shrine maidens for New Year's.
At your temple.
カガミ達だって、お正月に巫女のコスプレするじゃん。
自分家の神社で

I wonder why these two-hour shows always end on the edge of a cliff.
なんで２時間ドラマのラストって断崖絶壁なんだろうね

I've been thinking... If you teach kids martial arts...
wouldn't there be a decrease in that stuff?
子供にさ、格闘技を義務づけたら、
そういうの減るんじゃないかなって

U-Um... You know... People say training in the martial arts...
helps you mature as a person.
ええと、あれだよほら…格闘技とかやってると、
もまっすぐ成長するって言うじゃん

Are you going to help out at your temple as shrine maidens again this year?
つかさ達は今年も家の手伝いで巫女さんするの？

I wonder what kind of Christmas cakes will be good this year!
今年はクリスマスケーキどんなのが良いかなぁ？

I was talking about Santa Claus with Kona-chan the other day.
How long did you believe in Santa, Yuki-chan?
It feels like you would have been a true believer like me.
この前こなちゃんとサンタさんの話してたんだけど、
ゆきちゃんはいつごろまで信じてた？
なんか私と同じで、結構信じてそうな気がする

I also believed in Santa Claus.
When I was little, I tried to send a letter of gratitude to Santa Claus...
and did some research.
サンタさんは私も信じ込んでいまして、小さい頃、サンタさんにお礼の手紙を出そうとして、
いろいろ調べたこともあるんですよ

Just what you would expect from Yuki-chan.
I could never do so well.
さすがゆきちゃんだ、
あたしじゃありないよ

Yuki-chan's at the top of our class so it's hopeless... We could never beat her.
ゆきちゃんは学年トップクラスだし、仕方ないんじゃ…私たちじゃ勝てないよ

I'll have a cup of ramen.
These three minutes of waiting feel really long.
カップラーメンでも食べようかな。
この待ってる間の３分って異常に長く感じるんだよね

She told me she would be late... But this is too late!
遅くなるとは聞いていたが、遅すぎる！

It must have been cold outside! Want some hot tea?
I'm so happy I could die.
こんな時間まで寒かったろう？熱いお茶のむ？
お父さんうれしくて死んじゃうかも

Ain't a leftover. Doesn't count as a leftover.
'Cause I bought one.
売れ残りやないんや。売れ残りやないんや。
ウチがこうたんやから

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西尾にレスつけたあんず

80 名前： （-＿-）さん 投稿日： 2007/06/21(木) 23:22:19 ID:t+WUboy30
>>72
気持ち悪いな

86 名前： ちんちん見てちゃんΣ(。・Д・。) ◆YUUCJGrC6Q 投稿日： 2007/06/21(木) 23:23:01 ID:t+WUboy30
>>80
あれじゃない？類は友を呼ぶってあれ



↑コイツの自演ｸｿﾜﾛﾀｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ



213 名前：（-＿-）さん[] 投稿日：2007/06/19(火) 01:23:15 ID:/Cm0/y4gO
○部鷹○さんのストーキングラジオ

248 名前：（-＿-）さん[] 投稿日：2007/06/19(火) 01:28:03 ID:/Cm0/y4gO
春どんの個人情報知ってる僕が寝るおー

358 名前：（-＿-）さん[] 投稿日：2007/06/19(火) 01:43:49 ID:/Cm0/y4gO
○人さんのラジオ聞きたい

369 名前：（-＿-）さん[] 投稿日：2007/06/19(火) 01:45:12 ID:/Cm0/y4gO
さてねるか
渡○春どんおやすみお

繋げると・・・

72 名前： ちんちん見てちゃんΣ(。・Д・。) ◆YUUCJGrC6Q 投稿日： 2007/06/21(木) 23:21:33 ID:t+WUboy30
西尾にレスつけたあんず

80 名前： （-＿-）さん 投稿日： 2007/06/21(木) 23:22:19 ID:t+WUboy30
>>72
気持ち悪いな

86 名前： ちんちん見てちゃんΣ(。・Д・。) ◆YUUCJGrC6Q 投稿日： 2007/06/21(木) 23:23:01 ID:t+WUboy30
>>80
あれじゃない？類は友を呼ぶってあれ



↑コイツの自演ｸｿﾜﾛﾀｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ



213 名前：（-＿-）さん[] 投稿日：2007/06/19(火) 01:23:15 ID:/Cm0/y4gO
○部鷹○さんのストーキングラジオ

248 名前：（-＿-）さん[] 投稿日：2007/06/19(火) 01:28:03 ID:/Cm0/y4gO
春どんの個人情報知ってる僕が寝るおー

358 名前：（-＿-）さん[] 投稿日：2007/06/19(火) 01:43:49 ID:/Cm0/y4gO
○人さんのラジオ聞きたい

369 名前：（-＿-）さん[] 投稿日：2007/06/19(火) 01:45:12 ID:/Cm0/y4gO
さてねるか
渡○春どんおやすみお

繋げると・・・

Got any plans for the end of the year?
年末って何か用事ある？

I'm in the middle of cleaning right now.
今、大掃除の最中だったよ

Then I won't keep you.
I'll hang up.
じゃ長電話も悪いし、
そろそろ切るわ

But be careful.
If you don't follow the path marked in red...
you might get stuck between rows of displays...
and end up trapped.
ただし気をつけて、
この赤ペンのルートを通らないと、
壁際サークルの列に分断されて
身動きがとれなくなるかも

The ones marked with green can wait until afternoon.
They're stocked up... so there's almost no danger of them running out.
緑の印のサークルは午後に回っても大丈夫なところ。
たっぷり部数を確保しておいてくれてるから完売の危険はほとんどないよ

The new ones would be this and this.
Each one is 500 yen.
新刊はこれとこれね。
どっちも５００円です

Even though it was the end of the year... we skipped work to do this!
年末だってのに店を休んでまで頑張ったんだ！

I figured it would be a rough schedule for a first-timer...
so let's just stroll around for the afternoon.
初参加の人には辛すぎるメニューだと思ってたから、
午後はみんなでまったり見て回ろうよ

Maybe it's 'cause of the people mainly here for events...
many of the younger participants think of themselves as customers, sadly enough.
This was supposed to be an event put on by all of us.
イベントが大規模化してきたせいか、
最近の若い参加者は自分のことをお客さんだと思ってる人が多くて悲しいよ。
もともとみんなで作るイベントだったのに

The person behind Nagamon is here as a salesgirl!
ながもんの中の人が売り子やってる！

Even customers who show up late... must be completely satisfied!
Have you lost the true spirit?
買いそびれたお客様を全力で満足させて差し上げる！
その精神を忘れてどうするんだ

No, you see. Nagato and everybody else is selling like hotcakes...
yet look at this. Even Koizumi's sells well.
いやね、長門とか売れまくってるのに、
こっちはこれでしょ？小泉は売れてるってのにさぁ

We had to help out at home as soon as we got back from Ariake...
Why do they have that event on New Year's Eve?
有明から帰ってすぐ家の手伝い…
なんで大晦日にあんなイベントやるのかしら？

I-I was just hoping I could be in the same class as you and Miyuki this year.
ちょっと今年くらいはつかさやみゆきと同じクラスがいいなって思っただけよ

Kagami needs to be in a different class.
'Cause you know... That way I can borrow stuff from you when I forget mine.
And I won't get caught if I copy your homework.
カガミは別のクラスになってもらわないと。
だってほら、忘れ物したとき借りられるし、
宿題写してもバレないし

Whether or not something good will happen... depends on the amount of effort you spend.
Drawing your fortune is just a game of luck.
いいことあるかないかは、結局本人の頑張り次第よ。
おみくじは所詮運試しでしょ

I wonder how many of them are here for the shrine maidens like Dad.
この中の何人がお父さんと同じで巫女さん目当てなのかな

The fact that all of those shops are in the city is a pain.
ああいう店って田舎にはないのがネックだよね

But don't a lot of stores sell online now?
So you could try that.
でも最近いろんなショップがネット通販対応してるじゃない？
そういう所もやってるんじゃないの

英語このスレしか生き残ってないのな
とりあえずラジオ聞くのは日課にしてる
時間ばらばらだけど

もう英語できなくてもいいや
ラジオさえ聴ければ

There isn't a day I don't think about

英語を見てはいるけど使う機会がないのがネックだな
近所に英国圏の母親がいるガキがいるがそいつと仲良くなろうにも
対人スキルが

Why the heck didn't you nab it?!
Imagine how much money that would've made as a freak show.
誰か捕まえてくれればよかったのに！
見世物にすれば儲かったのに

I never said I saw one.
She probably disappeared when I wasn't paying attention.
幽霊を見たなんて言ってないだろ。
ちょっと目を離した隙にどっか行っちゃっただけかもしれないし

She might even be a figment of my imagination.
だいたい、女の子を見たってのも気のせいさ

And, what is this book you pulled out of nowhere?
机の上にいつの間にか置いたこの本はなんですか？

Have you ever seen a ghost, but nobody believed you?
Did you wake up to find a ghost beside
you, and everyone called your bluff?
幽霊を見ても誰にも信じてもらえなかったことや、
金縛りに遭ったのに嘘つき呼ばわりされたことはありませんか？

What's the point of making a ghost's acquaintance?!
幽霊と親睦を深めてどうすんだよ？

Why get mixed-up in this weird crap, anyway?
Isn't boredom the epitome of peace and stability?
だいたい何で妙なことに首を突っ込みたがるんだ？
退屈なのは平穏無事な証拠じゃないか

Mamiya Ayumi, the only daughter of some filthy rich family.
I guess she transferred here for personal reasons.
マミヤアユミ、大富豪マミヤ家の一人娘。
ここに転校してきたのは、個人的な都合らしい

Her favorite foods are all sorts of sweets.
And she despises eels more than anything.
好きな食べ物は甘いモン全般。
一番苦手なのはうなぎだそうだ

Big brother, exactly what kind of relationship do you and that Mamiya woman have?
お兄ちゃん、そのマミヤって人とどういう関係

No one's coming...
That's to be expected. Nobody wants to get beat up.
誰も助けに入らない…
そりゃそうだ。わざわざ殴られにいきたいヤツなんかいない

But, even though this isn't usually my style... Even though it isn't...
でも、こんなのぜんぜん僕らしくないけど…だけど…

Just great... He was such a wimp that I couldn't help but get mad and glare at him.
But, there might be more to him than I thought.
まったく…あんまりヘタレくさいから頭来て睨み続けちゃったわよ。
でも思ったよりも見込みあるかも

It is real. The only dream here is how you've lived your life until now.
I am your destiny. And now, you'll be reborn as a real man.
これは現実。今までは吉川ハルオっていう退屈な夢だったのよ。
私はあんたの運命。あんたは今日からほんとの男として生まれ変わるの

But, would you keep this a secret at school?
でも学校ではこのことは、黙っててね

She's my age and has to work like this...
She must be going through some rough times.
I guess we'll have to do our best to help her out.
僕と同じ歳で働かなくちゃならないなんて、
よほど辛い事情が…
これはみんなで力になってあげないと

A memory-erasing hammer... You guys always use that sort of stuff?
記憶消去ハンマー、あんたたちいつもそんなモノ使ってんの？

Things can get out of hand sometimes.
いろいろ収まりがつかなくなるし

I even went as far as becoming a maid, just for this.
All because of that curse from my childhood.
このために、私はメイドにまでなって…
それもこれも全部、幼い頃のあの呪いのせい

In a corner of the mansion,
inside a secret room nobody knows, I found a large mirror,
and in it... was a boy who smiled at me.
屋敷のずっと奥、
誰も知らない秘密の部屋で見つけた…とても大きな鏡。
鏡の中には、なぜか私に笑いかける、男の子の姿

It would be a while before I learned that the mirror beheld a curse, which showed me the future.
それが、先見の鏡という恐ろしい呪いの鏡だと知ったのは、ずっと後のことだった

As the Mamiyas' successor, you shall experience the lives of people.
Furthermore, there is still the matter of the mirror's curse.
マミヤ家の次期当主として、民草の生活に触れておくことも必要だ。
それに、鏡の呪いのこともあるしな

Your powers will eventually vanish as a result of the curse.
Do you think a good-for-nothing is of any use to the Mamiyas?
呪いが解けなければ、お姉さまの魔力はいつか消えてしまう。
無能な者を、マミヤの家に置いておけると思って？

You may not believe me, but... that's my curse.
Because of that, my family treats me like dirt.
信じてもらえないかもしれないけど、そういう呪いをかけられて、
そのせいで家族にも冷たくされて…

The curse was real?
Would I be a cruel woman if I kicked her out of the house?
呪いは本当だったのね。
これで追い出したりしたらなんとなくあたし冷たい女？

Well, if that's the case, I guess...
Something smells fishy.
This could be a big mistake.
まあ、こういうことなら今回は…
やっぱり怪しい。
失敗したかも私…

All the students are studying hard, behaving themselves,
and even have healthy relationships.
Well, until that girl transferred here...
生徒たちは皆、学業に励み、節度を守り、
男女の交際もまことに健全なものであった。
そう、彼女が学園に現れるまでは

Ayumi-tan! Just as stunning and radiant, as always.
あゆみタン、今日も輝くような可憐さだなぁ

You're so old-fashioned, Madam President.
This is typical of your average, healthy junior high student.
いやだな会長、
そのくらい今時の健全な中学生には当たり前ですよ

Ever since Mamiya Ayumi came to this school,
all the boys' brains are in their pants.
As far as I know, discipline just went out the window.
マミヤアユミが本学園に現れて以来、
男子はすっかり色ボケ状態。
学園の風紀は乱れるばかり

Principal, isn't this matter something we should be panicking about?
In school, one walks the halls of learning.
校長、これが熱くならずにいられましょうか。
本来学園は学びの場

But, does even the student council have the
right to meddle in everyone's affairs?
しかし、生徒会としても生徒たちの自主性に立ち入るわけには…
Yes. well... we're still trying to confirm that, but...
as of this moment, she isn't creating a problem for anyone...
はい、それは確認しているのですが…
本人自体が何かしら問題を起こしてるわけではないので…

Our school has a tradition of free expression,
but now, all hell's broken loose!
我が学園は自由な校風が伝統だが、
最近はあまりに節度がなさ過ぎる

President Yuri-same is so cool when she's serious!
Umi is grateful for serving as vice-president.
厳しいユリ様の横顔素敵…
ウミ、副会長になってよかった

I want all of you to come up with an effective solution to put an end to all this!
これに歯止めをかける何か、有効な対策を考えてもらいたい！

It is true that nobody can beat Mamiya when it comes to being cute.
たしかにマミヤさんに可愛いらしさで勝てる者はいない

If we emphasize a different aspect of appeal, we have a chance of winning!
方向性の違う魅力で対抗すれば勝機はあるはず！

Instead of being cute, be cool!
Instead of wantinq to protect you, we want you to protect us!
Instead of us hugging you, we want you to hug us!
かわいいというより、かっこいい。
守りたいというより守って欲しい。
抱きしめたいというより抱きしめられたい

In the female students' "Who You Want as Onee-sama" contest, be number one!
全校女生徒、お姉さまになって欲しい人ナンバーワン！

Even I've got at least one guy I like,
so, get these worthless fantasies out of your head!
私にだって、好きな男の一人くらいいる！
おかしな妄想はやめてもらおう！

I'm too self-conscious, so I don't get along too well with others.
I don't really get close enough to anyone.
If it's possible. I'd like to be seen as a cute girl, just like Mamiya Ayumi.
この自意識故に人付き合いも悪く、
皆にも慣れ親しめない。
できることなら、私もマミヤアユミのように可愛らしい女の子として見られたい

I got it! For the integrity of school discipline,
I shall take the plunge!
よーしわかった、学園の風紀を正すためだ、
自ら礎となろう！
H-How do I look? These are my casual clothes,
even though my parents said these don't look good on me.
ど、どうだ？これ私服なんだが、
家族には似合わないから着るなって言われてね

Honey, what is with this look?
Even kids wouldn't be caught dead in this outfit!
なによその服、
今時のがきんちょだってそんな格好しないわよ

Act now, get limited edition Ayumi-san photos as a free gift with any purchase of more than five items!
はい、今なら5点以上購入で限定レア生写真プレゼント！

Why would someone like her come to this world?
どうしてこんな奴が人間界に…

Can't you even see Yuri-sama's beauty, you poor excuse of a human?!
ユリ様の魅力がわからないなんてあんた人間？

Instead of the president correcting the mess,
she turns it into a disaster area!
生徒の手本となるべき生徒会長が、
先頭に立って騒乱を煽るとは！

What a mess. Now, instead of liking me,
he may even hate me soon enough...
なんという不覚…これではあいつに好かれる所か、
嫌われてしまったかもしれん…

Cool, huh? Not exactly something a guy would say to a potential girlfriend...
But, he's just as clueless as he was ages ago.
かっこいいか…男が恋愛対象に向ける言葉ではないよな…
ただでさえあいつは、昔から鈍いからな

She does household chores pretty well, and even helps us with our homework.
ちゃんと仕事してるし、宿題手伝ってくれたりするしね

Do you know where Mamiya Ayumi's house is?
According to this report,
she lives at the same address as Secretary Yoshikawa-kun.
マミヤアユミの家って知ってます？
この名簿だと、
書記の吉川君と同じ住所になってるんですけど

I'm the happiest guy in the world to have such a cute, master chef for a sister.
I'll never, ever let you go.
こんなに可愛くて、料理上手な妹を持って、僕はなんて幸せ者なんだ。
僕はお前を一生離さないぞ

No, my real dear brother would never say that.
You're just an illusion!
違う本物のお兄ちゃんはそんなこと言わない。
あなたは幻よ！

This is all happening inside Haruo's head. This is Haruo's dream world.
Seeing as Haruo can't seem to have normal dreams,
I thought I'd create one for him.
ここはハルオの頭の中。ハルオが見ている夢の世界よ。
ハルオには元々夢らしい夢がないから、
私が夢を作ってあげてるの

And, I let you guys have one each as a bonus.
ついでにあなたたちにも夢を見させて上げたってわけ

How could I have fallen for such a cheap trick?
あんな手に引っかかるわけないでしょ

It's simple, really. I just plant this dream in Haruo's skull,
and he becomes the man of my dreams.
決まってるじゃない。ハルオの頭に私の夢を植え付けて、
ハルオを私の夢見る理想の男の子にするのよ

I knew you guys wouldn't see eye-to-eye.
どうせあんたたちには理解できないと思ったわ

If big bro Haruo wakes up, this dream will vanish,
along with all of us!
ハル兄が目覚めたら夢が消えちゃうよ、
私たちも一緒に！

You didn't think of that before doing all this?
あなた知らないでやってたの？

Like, how was I supposed to know that?
んなこと知るわけないでしょ

Is this the right time for you guys to be fighting?
How the heck are we getting out of here?
いがみ合ってる場合か！
いったいどうやってここから出る？

Give me all of your magical energy.
I'll try opening a door to a different dimension.
全員の魔力を私に集めて、
一気に異空間に扉を開けてみるわ

It's all because of your hare-brained schemes!
だいたいあなたが変なこと考えるから！

The maid has witnessed it.
Days of a sister's forbidden love for her brother!
メイドは見た！
兄好き妹のいけない日々！

You've living under the same roof as Haruo!
And since you're serving as his maid,
it is my solemn duty to prevent any and all forms of misconduct!
吉川がお前と同居し、
あまつさえメイドをしていると知った以上、
不祥事を防ぐのはあたしの使命！

I remember it clearly. My beloved brother and sister were fighting...
Maika shouted at him, saying she hated him...
I was so sad, and the tears just wouldn't stop.
That's why those two have to get along!
私、はっきり覚えてる。大好きな兄貴と姉貴がケンカしてて、
姉貴が大嫌いって叫んで、
あたしすごく悲しくて、涙がポロポロ出て…
だから二人は、仲良くしてなきゃダメなの！

Now this is interesting...
If I discover the secret behind their relationship,
I can toss her affection for Haruo out the window.
No, wait. I could make them hate each other's guts, too!
興味深いわね…
嫌いになった兄を好きになった理由がわかれば、
兄好き体質を緩和することも…
ううん、ハルオのことを嫌いにできるかも！

Maika is a freshman, so it must be spring of last year, right?
マイカが一年ということは、去年の春だな

I want you to have it.
I-If you want, w-we can even eat together.
お前に食べてもらえるとうれしいのだが、
よ、よかったら一緒に…

What the hell is with that sister of his?!
Can't I at least eat with him?!
いったい何なんだあの妹は？
一緒に食べてくれても良いではないか

But, she might become my sister-in-law in the future!
When I think of it that way, her jealousy is just adorable!
I-I'm thinking of such dirty thoughts.
でも…あの子が、未来の私の義理の妹になるかもしれんのだし、
そう考えるとやきもちも可愛いものだなぁ…
私としたことが、なんというはしたない想像を

This root of the problem's deeper than we thought.
問題の根は深いな…

N-Now, I understand... how she became so close to Haruo.
They're hiding such an unspeakable crime.
As a result, they're bound tightly by that secret!
わかったわ…マイカが兄好きになった理由が。
二人は罪を犯した、決して人には知られてはいけない罪を。
その結果、二人は強い絆で結ばれることになった

Okay, I'm going back even further to dig up some real dirt!
こうなったらもっと過去に戻って、兄べったりの秘密を突き止めてやる！

Wow, No matter what I tried. she wouldn't stop.
Maika-chan must really love her brother from the day she was born!
あら、どんなことをしても泣き止まなかったのに。
マイカちゃんはほんとに、生まれた時からハルオ兄ちゃんが好きなのねぇ

die a peceful death 極楽往生

XYZ!（=Examine your zipper!社会の窓が開いているよ！）

It doesn't even look like our bath, does it?
自分の家のお風呂とは思えないよねえ

If only our dear brother could use magic,
he could bathe with us...
お兄ちゃんも魔法が使えれば、
一緒に入れるのになぁ…

This is totally out of nowhere, but,
does she have to work as a maid at such a young age...
because her parents are financially unstable?
これは想像だけど、
あの歳でメイドをしなくちゃならないのは、
家が経済的に苦しいからじゃないだろうか？

Yeah. I guess nobody would work as a maid just to get rid of a curse.
たしかに、呪いのためだけでメイドとして働く必要はないわよね

Since Mamiya-san lives in our house, she's part of our family.
Let's help her out as much as we can!
同じ家に住んでるマミヤさんは家族の一員なんだ。
みんなで力になって上げようじゃないか！

Actually, the rest of the family is on a trip right now.
今日、家族は旅行中なんだ

First, I hung the laundry in plain view so everyone can see what our household's like!
Second, I posted pictures of innocent girls on display for everyone to see!
And, finally, if you're wondering about which doors are locked... they're all wide open!
まず、家族構成がわかるように目立つ所に洗濯物を干す！
さらに、見える所にか弱そうな女の子の写真を張る。
そして、戸締りって何？みたいな…ダメ押し！

Enter as you please! Peek in the bath as much as you want!
立ち入り自由！お風呂覗けますの昇り！

As long as I do the complete opposite of our theft prevention plan,
that hoodlum will definitely come!
これだけ防犯対策の逆をやれば、
犯人はほいほいやって来るわね！

What could it be? I did as I was told.
何よ？あんたたちの言う通りにしたんじゃない

Quit your bitching... and, keep an eye out for the culprit!
ブツブツ言ってないで、さっさと見張りにつきなさい！

This is the worst. Now we'll be know as this village's idiots.
最悪だ。これじゃご近所にアホ家族みたいに思われちゃうわ

For someone as vain as Ayumi-san to apologize,
whatever was stolen must've been very Important.
気の強いあゆみさんが、私達に謝るなんて、
やっぱり盗まれた物ってそんなに大切な物なんだ

We have to help each other out in our times of need.
But, flirt with my brother, and you're in for a world of hurt!
困った時はお互い様。
でもね、今度お兄ちゃんにちょっかい出したら、タダじゃおかないわよ

No! Mamiya-san is suffering because of this.
I have to at least keep a good lookout.
いや、マミヤさんはもっと辛い思いをしてるんだ。
見張りぐらいがんばってあげなきゃ

You get a picture of the man you want to get lucky with,
and place it in your underwear for three months.
It would've taken just three more days.
出世させたい男の子の写真を、
三ヶ月間下着の中に入れておくのよ。
あと3日で満願だったのにぃ

I just wasted three months of effort!
Of course, I'm depressed!
三ヶ月の努力が無駄になったのよ！
ぜんぜん落ち込むでしょ！

英文だらけ・・・読んでる人いないだろ

I'm making sure he's getting plenty of nutrition.
I have to pull that magic power right out of him!
ガンガン栄養つけさせて、
魔力を引っ張り出さなきゃ！

I'm Nijihara Marin. Mine is a holy mission from ancient times.
As a descendant of a family of exorcists!
私は虹原マリン、古より聖なる使命を受け、
魔を払う一族の末裔です！

That's weird. They were disbanded
after the Department of Magic was founded.
それって変だよ、魔法省が出来てから
ウィッチハンターはいなくなったはずだ

Please be at ease, sempai. I do have a sense of honor.
I would never dream of... attacking you... in front of all these people...!
It won't hurt if you'd just hold still!
安心してください先輩、私は分別のある人間です。
人前で、襲い掛かるような、マネはしません！
じっとしてれば痛くありませんから！

You little... I can only take so much of your crap...
before I really snap!
あんたねえ…調子に乗るのも大概にしないと、
私、本気で怒るわよ！

I admire Mamiya-sempai!
So, I want to give her some kind of present!
私、マミヤ先輩に憧れてるんですぅ。
だから何かプレゼントしたいと思って

Yes! I drew her ire the other day,
and, I want to show her there's no hard feelings.
I thought you, who seems on her good side, might know of something.
はい、昨日はあゆみさんを怒らせてしまって、
そのお詫びがしたくて。
仲の良さそう吉川先輩なら何かご存知かと

He's just laughing like an idiot.
Why would Mamiya Ayumi cling to this simpleton?
何かへらへらして絞まりのない人ですねぇ。
マミヤアユミは何でこんな冴えない人に憑りついているんでしょうか？

Could thls possibly be your doing?!
もしかして、これってあんたの仕業？！

This is pissing me off!
No matter where I go, she's there stalking me!
She takes advantage of the slightest opportunity!
もううんざりよ！
どこに行ってもピッタリとくっ付いて監視してるし！
ちょっとでも隙を見せると襲い掛かってくるし！

It seems that she found you through the holy spear.
But, it only reacts to the most evil of sorcerers.
聞けば、あの娘は聖なる槍でお前を見つけたらしいが、
聖なる槍が反応するのは、邪悪窮まりない魔法使いだけだそうだな

What's with you people, meddling in other people's affairs...
Guess the little tramp and I are having a showdown.
なによあんたたち、人事だと思って…
こうなったら直接対決しかないわね！

Absolutely! I have the protection of my Lord in Heaven!
Lord! Grant me the power to pierce the darkness with the light of justice!
大丈夫、私には主のご加護があります！
主よ、闇を払い正義を貫く力をお与えください！

I might as well tell you.
This is about a hundredth of my magic powers.
言っとくけど、
これでもまだ全力の100分の一も出してないわよ

I finally undarstand how such a fearsome witch has been kept at bay!
Even so, I figured he was a simpleton. I'm the simpleton!
あの恐ろしい魔女が大人しくしてる理由がやっとわかりました。
それなのに私、冴えない人だなんてとんでもない失礼な間違いをお許しください

I'm just had a feeling of impending doom!
何かイヤな予感が！

I won't cause any more trouble for you, Mamiya-sempai!
もうマミヤ先輩には迷惑はかけません

As long as Saint Haruo is with her, she can't do anything!
Haruo is just as manly as ever today!
聖者吉川ハルオ様がいる限り、魔女は何もできないのです。
先輩は今日も凛々しくていらっしゃいます

To serve sempai is the mission Heaven has entrusted to me!
It's the will of Heaven!
先輩にお使えすることこそ、天が私に与えたもうた使命。
天命です！

I won't let anybody hit on my dear brother!
If they wanna fight, I know exactly what to do!
誰にもお兄ちゃんにちょっかい出させないんだから。
こうなったらやらなくちゃいけないことは一つよ

Yoshikawa! Would you like to eat lunch with me today?!
吉川、よかったら今日は一緒に昼食を！

Ayumi-san nailed all of dear brothers favorite foods.
さすが、あゆみさんはお兄ちゃんの好物わかってるわね

If this continues, well revert back to before we were even born, and cease to exist!
このままでは生まれる前まで若返って、消滅してしまうぞ！

Hey, did you see a girl who looks kind of like us run by?
おい、私たちのような子供が通らなかったか？

We can dispel this curse if we have some of your lunch.
Quit stalling and hand it over!
あとはあんたの弁当があれば魔法が解けるわ。
早く貸して

I'll just have to use the rest of my power to deliver this lunch to him,
and punish the evil witch!
こうなったら最後の力で先輩にお弁当を渡して、
悪しき魔女を成敗してもらうしかありません

No. no! Haruo looked like he was just about to awaken as a man!
What a letdown!
やだ、やだ！今せっかくハルオが男として目覚めそうだったのにぃ。
大失態！

Sempai, I'll make you an even more delicious lunch tomorrow!
先輩、明日はもっとおいしいお弁当作ります

age

wii are dorhinbrow.eiit fctchar is on the aice
cemicaru dorhinbrow. grid tichar and kicdak
i am.toiec 990 ten !!

I'm wasting my precious vacation trying to teach you to swim,
and all you can think of is some stupid excuse to go home?
ハルオが泳げないって言うから、夏休み返上で付き合ってやってるのに、
くだらないウソで誤魔化そうっていう気？

I don't care if you become a prune, drown, or whatever.
You're not getting out of it!
今日はふにゃふにゃにフヤけようがドザエモンになろうが、
逃がさないわよ！

Whatever... Being unable to swim won't affect my daily life...
I don't need to push myself that hard...
別に…泳げなくても日常生活に影響ないしさ…
そんなムリしなくてもいいかな

This is bad...
I get too much attention if I stick around Haruo in front of everyone.
まずいわね…
みんなの前でハルオの相手をしていたら、目立ち過ぎだわ

Guys aren't supposed to bitch about every little thing!
男のクセにいちいちビクつくんじゃないの！

We're currently investigating the mystery of this haunted pool.
我々はこの幽霊プールの謎を解明すべく、調査中である

As long as your lungs have air, you'll float.
肺に空気を溜めれば、体は勝手に浮くのよ

Don't let go of my hands, okay?
手を離さないでよ

I can still fix my suit in a flash, even if it's torn to shreds!
水着なんて破いたって、すぐに直せるんだから！

I rushed over after sensing a ominous presence.
I guess that's you!
不穏な気配がしたと思ったら、
やはり貴様の仕業か！

You're at the center of this whole mess!
騒ぎの元はお前だろう！

No doubt about it!
The source of today's disturbance is
indubitably due to a ghost!
間違いない！
今回の騒動の根源たる原因の素の根は、
霊の所業によるものだ！

We can't even get close to her.
これじゃ近づけないよ

Look! I can even touch physical objects now!
My dream can at last come true!
ほら、物に触れることができるようになったわ！
これなら私の夢が叶えられる！

Hey, look at my cute swimsuit!
Wouldn't you just love to wear it?!
ほら見て、可愛い水着よ。
着てみたいと思わない？

Americans are NOT stupid - WITH SUBTITLES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE

I don't have the slightest idea who that is,
but, let's show him the might of the Yoshikawa sisters!
誰だか知らないけど、
私たち吉川３姉妹の怖さ、思い知らせて上げましょう！

We will strike on the count of three.
１、２の３で行くわね

It's not a big deal, but couldn't you think of a better gun?
どうでもいいけど、もうちょっとまともな銃をイメージできないの…

If we don't catch her, we won't know why.
でも、ともかく捕まえなきゃ、理由もわかんないよ

It couldn't really be an assassin, could it?
まさか、ほんとに殺し屋なんてことは…

We won't let this threat to freedom continue!
We shall destroy the target with our sisters' teamwork!
これ以上好き勝手にはさせないわ！
三姉妹のチームワークで、敵を排除するのよ！

Stock certificates... too bad.
If these stock certificate values were going up, I would've fallen for it.
株券…残念ね。
これが上がり目株なら飛び付くところだったんだけど

You won't be hurt if you don't resist.
抵抗しなければ、苦しまないで済みます

You're not getting out of here alive!
生かしては返さん！

So Haruo-sama doesn't need to go to the trouble of doing this.
I've captured them.
ハルオ様のお手を煩わせないように、
私が捕獲しておきました

I took the liberty of obtaining data about your fighting, magic, and lifestyle.
皆様の魔力、戦闘力、暮らし振りなどのデータを取らせていただきました

Only I am allowed to take care of my dear brother!
お兄ちゃんの面倒は私が見てるのぉ！

If this continues, his body won't be able to handle the magic.
It is possible that it may even be destroyed.
このままだと体が魔力に耐え切れずに、
崩壊してしまう恐れがあります

But, this is the only hospital in the human world which specializes in magic!
You must know some way of curing him!
でも、ここは人間界唯一の魔法病院だもん。
治療法はあるんでしょ？！

I don't know what my father told you, but, I have plans of my own.
Don't you dare cross the line.
お父様に何を言われたか知らないけど、私には私の計画があるんだから。
余計なことはしないで欲しいわね

My orders are to assist and look after you.
I have no intention of disobeying them.
私はお嬢様をお助けしお世話せよと命じられました。
私はそれを実行するだけです

As long as I'm little nice to him, this win's in the bag.
ちょこっとやさしくしてやれば、ハルオなんてイチコロなんだから

H-Hey! I'm in the middle of giving him a sponge bath!
Don't just butt in!
ちょっと！私がハルオを拭いてあげてる最中なのよ、
邪魔しないでよ！

No matter the reason...
causing Yoshikawa-sempai to fall ill...
you've finally shown your true colors as a witch!
よりにもよって、
吉川先輩を病気にするとは、
とうとう魔女の本性を表しましたね！

We can't compete with that class of spirits!
我々の手には負えないクラスの精霊だぞ！

My name is Anju Rika, a new maid in the employ of the Yoshikawa household.
Thank you for allowing me the liberty of collecting data on your fighting abilities.
私、新しく吉川家に仕えることになりました、アンジュリカと申します。
今回は私の紹介と、皆様の戦闘力のデータを取らせて頂きました

I merely observe them. I shall not deviate from that.
The same events as before.
ただ見守っているだけでは、変化は生まれません。
同じことの繰り返しですので

The MVP of this years Sports Festival is: Yoshikawa Haruo-kun!
今年の体育祭MVPは吉川ハルオ君！

Oh, you are... The most beautiful girl in the world!
Ranked top in the "Girl You Want As Your Girlfriend Contest" seven years straight!
Winner of the PTA's "Girl You Want As Your Daughter Contest"!
キミは…世界一美しい美少女、
桜森学園彼女にしたいコンクール７年連続受賞。
他にも実の娘にしたいPTAコンテストNO1

All done! The best part of the story is finished!
できた！これでシナリオは完璧だわ！

A magical tome able to materialize its text.
With this, Haruo-sama shall be the hero of today's sports festival.
書いたことが本当になるという魔法の本です。
これを使えばハルオ様は今日の体育祭でスターとなる

I knew you pests would show up.
やっぱり出たわねお邪魔虫

That's not the point.
As student council president, I can't allow injustice prevail.
そういう問題ではない。
生徒会長として不正は見過ごせんのだ

This mess is a result of one of your hare-brained schemes.
お前が余計な騒ぎを起こそうとするからだろう

There's no other choice.
We can't use magic in the middle of the festival. Not in front of everyone.
仕方がない。衆人環視の運動会のさなかに魔法は使えん

Yeah! Why could you need to do that?!
そうよ！なんで黒須さんがそこまでするのよ！

As usual, the principal starts this party with a bang!
いつものように、校長先生のすんばらしいお言葉から始まりました

Would you boys let li'l ol' me knock your over?
あなたの棒、倒させてぇ

I'm letting go of my dear brother over my dead body.
誰にもお兄ちゃんを渡さないんだから！

A frail girl who clings to a man as tightly as she can...
even a woman like me thinks its cute.
必死に男子にしがみつくか弱い女の子…
女の私から見てもかわいいな…

Could that be the giant man-eating plant?!
As expected from the famous Sakuramori!
あれは巨大食虫植物でしょうか？！
さすが桜森名物！

That's not supposed to be there!
あんなの仕掛けなはずないよ！

You want a witch even more evil than you to become the MVP?!
あなたよりももっと悪しき魔女がMVPになってもいいんですか？！

This would be so easy if I could just use magic!
こんなの魔法使えば簡単だけど…

Hidden on all sides in the tent,
you'll use a random means of transportation to reach the goal!
四方を隠されたテントの中で、
ランダムに選ばれた乗り物に乗って、ゴールを目指します！

Maika-chan is almost at the goal!
The MVP is right in front of her!
マイカちゃん、ゴールまであとわずか！
MVPの栄冠は目の前です！

All the events of this year's festival have ended.
You've all done well to make this an exciting athletic festival.
今年の体育祭も無事、全競技を終了しました。
皆、よく競い合ったことで体育祭は大いに盛り上がった

Well, I guess I'll just have you drag you there!
ならば仕方ありません、強制連行致します！

You screwed up the casting and
you don't even show up!
あれほど強行にキャスティングに割り込んでおいて、
当日に来ないとは

I don't want to hog the spotlight,
but I would naturally be the cast as the main character.
目立ちたくはないが、
私が主役に選ばれるのも致し方ない結果だ

Casting dear brother as the prince was a dirty trick!
お兄ちゃんを王子役に選んだのもワザとでしょ！

That makeup set is imported courtesy of the Supernatural Science Club!
The finest product even used by NASA!
このメイクアップセットこそ我ら超自然科学クラブが購入した、
NASA御用達の一品なのだ！

It's my job to say those lines...
I want take the place of the prince!
仕事とはいえ、こんなセリフを読まなきゃいけないなんて…
王子役と代わりたいぃ

Who's the fairest one of all?
この世で一番美しいのは誰だ？

Damn that Michiru. Why'd she even come to the human world?
ミチルの奴、どうして人間界に？

You came just as I expected, dear sister.
But, I didn't expect you to bring any allies along.
やはり来たわねお姉さま。
でも、お仲間も連れてくるとは思わなかったわ

Yoshikawa-sempai, I will rescue you from that evil witch as quickly as possible!
吉川センパイ、直ぐに悪しき魔女から救い出してあげます！

As you wish. You sisters will die soon enough.
まあいいわ。お姉さま達はここでいずれ死を迎えるんだもの

As long as my dear sister's curse remains,
she cannot rule the house of Mamiya.
Ruling the house of Mamiya is
equal to ruling the entire magical world!
お姉さまが呪われている限り、
マミヤ家の当主にはなれない。
マミヤ家の当主になるということは、
魔界を支配するのも同じことですもの

I wonder how long that tongue of yours can keep flapping?
いつまでそんな口がきけるのかしら？

Oh, I'll never forget this moment.
That face of yours, wracked with pain.
私は一生忘れないわよ、
その苦しそうなお姉さまの表情

It's that time of the year when it starts to get chilly.
If I use my body heat to warm him up,
I'll set his heart on fire and bring out the beast in him!
そろそろ寒くなってきた今日この頃、
暖かな私に起こされれば、
ハルオの心の中も暖まって男に目覚めるはず

If you don't, these twin tails'll leave a mark on the back of your neck!
起きないとツインテールの先で、首筋ちろちろしちゃうぞ！

It's been several months since I came to the human world...
I've tried all sorts of things, but...
Haruo's magical powers don't seem to be waking up at all.
魔界から人間界に来て数ヶ月、
いろいろ試してみたけど、
ハルオは一向に魔力を覚醒する気配も薄い…

Guess those three pesky sisters aren't around to make my life difficult.
どうやらお邪魔三姉妹はいないようね

I'm itching all over! Are there still mosquitoes this season?
It feels like they raided the tops of my thighs.
かゆい！こんな季節なのに蚊がいるのかしら。
太腿の付け根刺されちゃったみたーい！

How can she say that after flaunting those in front of him?
自分で見せといてなに言ってんだこいつ…

He should be completely captivated,
almost driven insane by my beauty,
jumping my bones in the middle of the night!
一日中あたしの魅力でモンモンはぁはぁしちゃって、
おかしくなりそうになって、
夜中に私のベットにダイビングってのが普通じゃないの？！

Or, he could be too used to seeing women's bodies,
and just isn't attracted to them.
いや、もしかすると、常日頃、女の体に見慣れてるせいで、不干渉になってるのかも？！

That's it! If that wasn't true, he would've jumped my bones long ago!
そうよ、そうでなきゃさっきだって私に釘付けのはずだもの！

In these situations, please use this.
I took the liberty of bringing something from your house.
そんな時にはこれです。
実家に置かれていた物を持ってきました

Ah, that's my cousin.
I've been like this ever since your grandma nabbed me.
あぁ、ありゃ俺の従兄弟だ。
俺はお前の婆さんに捕まって以来、こうなっちまってなぁ

But, it's not bad being panties.
Beautiful ladies such as yourself put me on!
でも、パンツやってるのも悪くないぜ。
お前みたいな美人に穿いてもらえたりするからなぁ

You put them on before I could explain.
その話をする前に、アユミ様が穿かれてしまわれたので

My ass I will!
I couldn't even take a bath last night because of you!
冗談じゃないわよ！
あんたのおかげで昨日はお風呂にも入れなかったんだから！

If you take me off, they'll snap out of it.
オレを脱げばメロメロは解けるぜぇ

He's even tougher than I thought.
ヤロウ予想以上のタフネスだぜ

I... I guess I do get nervous if it's just the two of us,
や、やっぱり、ちょっと改めて二人きりだと緊張するわね

I was practically naked! Anyone would freak out!
I shall not tarnish my pride!
裸同然のカッコすれば、誰だって興奮するわよ！
そんなの私のプライドが許さないの！

Well, as far as I'm concerned, you can wear me for all eternity.
まぁオレとしちゃ、できるだけ長く穿いてくれた方がいいけどよ

hosuhosu

I wasn't sure what kind of invitation you had in mind,
so I never thought of getting you a present.
こんな招待だとは思わなくて、
僕、何のプレゼントも用意してなかった

You coming here is the best present I could receive.
おまえが来てくれただけで、最高のプレゼントだ

I'm a prisoner of your beauty, Yu-tan.
僕はキミのかわゆさの虜だよ、ユーたん

Dear brother! Have as much as you want!
お兄ちゃん、好きなだけ食べてね！

Sorry, I'm in a bit of a rush right now.
ごめん、これから用があるんだ…

There has got to be some kind of mistake!
I won't stand for Haruo dumping me for another woman!
これは何かの間違いよ。
ハルオが私を無視して、他の女と仲良くするなんて、絶対に何かの間違いよ

Nothing beats stuffing yourself with as much cake, chicken, and protein drinks as you can!
鶏肉食べ放題、ケーキ食べ放題、ジュースもプロテインも飲み放題なんて、最高！

This is too much, Yoshikawa. You could've just told us at school.
水くさいぞ吉川、これくらい学校で言ってくれればいいのに

Kurosu-san, would you mind handing presents to everyone?
黒須さん、このプレゼントみんなに渡しておいて！

Well, it's the least I could do for our Christmas date.
なあに、クリスマスのデートくらい奮発しないとね

It would be better if I'd just die from the curse!
あたしなんて呪われて死んじゃえばいいんだわ！

ラジオ聴きっぱなしだと耳が痛くなる

At around 11 'o'clock today, in the city of Yokohama, Kanagawa prefecture,
a thirty year old man was found covered in blood at his apartment.
The Kanagawa polices are currently treating this case as a suspected homicide.
本日午前１１時頃、神奈川県横浜市のアパートで、
３０前後と見られる男性が血まみれで死亡している所が見つかり、神奈川県警は殺人事件として捜査を進める方針

"If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the person's name,
it will happen as it is written".
"If the cause of death is not specified, by default the person will die of a heart attack".
名前の後に４０秒以内に死因を書くと、
その通りになる。
書かなければ、死因は全て心臓麻痺になる

But wait... On the off-chance that someone actually does die,
wouldn't that make me a murderer?
待てよ…万が一本当に死んだら、
僕は殺人犯か…？

Nothing happened after all.
I guess that was to be expected.
やっぱり何も起こらない。
ま、当たり前か

I could try killing Sudou...
スドウ…殺してみるか

Jeez... Thinking about this really makes you realize
just how many people the world would actually be better off without.
まったく…こうなると、
どいつもこいつも殺した方が…世の中のためになるヤツばかりに見えてくる

It's been five days since then...
I guess... I better get going soon.
あれから５日。
さて…そろそろ行くか

Hang on, didn't you cheat a second Death Note out of the Death God Overlord?
Don't tell me you lost both of 'em.
つーかおめぇじじぃだまくらかして、２冊持ってたじゃねえか。
２冊とも落としたのかよ？

Oh, you want the results of the national mock exams, right?
あぁ、全国模試の結果ね

In the past I've heard of instances where a Death Note has appeared in the human world,
but you're the first person to have written this many names in just five days.
Normally people are too frightened to write as much as this.
過去にデスノートが人間界に出回った話は、オレも何度か聞いたことがあったが、
たった５日でここまでやったのはおまえが初めてだ。
並じゃビビって、ここまで書けない

The moment that notebook fell to this world,
it become the property of the human world.
In other words, that notebook belongs to you.
人間界の地に着いた時点で、
ノートは人間界の物になる。
つまりそいつはもう、おまえの物だ

If you don't want it, you can pass it to someone else.
But I reserve the right to erase your memory of the Death Note if you do.
いらなきゃ他の人間に回せ。
その時は、おまえのデスノートに関する記憶だけ消させてもらう

That used to be my notebook,
so as the current user you're the only one who can see me, and
of course the only one who can hear me.
そのノートは元々、オレが持っていたものだ。
それを使うことになったお前だけが、オレの姿を見ることができる。
もちろん声も、お前にしか聞こえない

So why did you drop it?!
You went through the whole trouble of writing down instructions,
so don't tell me you just happened to have dropped it by accident!
じゃあ、なぜ落とした？
丁寧に使い方まで書いて、
間違って落としたなんて言うなよ

Even if you write the name of someone living in the Death God world they won't die,
it's no fun killing humans from the Death God world.
So I figured it'd be more fun in this world.
死神界のヤツをノートに書いても死なない。
かと言って自分は死神界にいるのに、人間界のヤツを殺してもおもしろくない。
こっちに来る方が面白いと、オレは踏んだ

But why did you only write the cause of death for the guy
that was run over by a dump truck?
しかし、なんでダンプに跳ねられたヤツしか
死因を書いてないんだ？

I've already begun to exhaust the list of high profile criminals,
and I'm gradually starting to include those people that commit less serious crimes.
既に主立った犯罪者の名前は書き尽くし、
徐々に悪人のレベルを下げている

No matter how stupid people are,
they'll eventually realize that someone is wiping out these criminals.
どんなバカでも、
悪人が誰かに消されているってことに気づくだろ？

I'm going to let the world know of my existence.
世の中に知らしめるんだ。僕の存在を

Of course, at first I didn't believe it,
but that notebook has a kind of magic that
compels humans to try it at least once.
もちろん最初は信じなかった。
でもそのノートには、人間なら誰でも一度は試してみたくなる、
魔力がある

I began to think of it as "tidying up the world",
and continued to write down the names of the most monstrous criminals.
Eventually no-one will be able to commit a crime.
まずは地球の掃除と思って、
脅迫犯の名前を書き続けた。
やがて、誰も悪いことができなくなるように

And then... I'll become the god of my new world!!
そして僕は…新世界の神となる！

何となくｱﾏｿﾞﾝでペーパーバック買ってみたけど全然読めない。。。。
単語の意味調べても文章長くて全体の意味がｻﾊﾟｰﾘ

There have been 52 known cases in this week alone.
All of them involved heart attacks.
この１週間でわかっているだけで、５２人。
そのすべてが心臓麻痺だ

All of them involved criminals that are either already in jail or
being pursued by the police.
すべて手配中の、
もしくは刑務所に留置されていた犯罪者たちです

I think it's safe to assume that there are still many other deaths that we are yet unaware of.
死んだことが確認されていない犯罪者たちもいるでしょうな

In which case, the total could easily be over 100.
そうなると軽く１００人以上か？

But they're all criminals who would have faced the death penalty sooner or later.
Why should we care?
しかしいずれも、死刑になっても仕方のない犯罪者ばかりだ。
別に構わないのでは？

But surely it hasn't been confirmed as a homicide yet, has it?
殺人と決まったわけではないでしょう

Over 100 criminals dying of heart attacks, coincidences like that don't exist!
１００人以上が心臓麻痺なんて偶然があるか！

We're treating this as an elaborate assassination plot that is
being carried out by a large organization.
我々は、大組織による
緻密な計画殺人と見ています

But, the coroners have all ruled a verdict of "heart attack with no known cause".
しかし検死の報告では、皆、原因のわからない心臓麻痺でしょ？

"L" is someone whose real name and whereabouts are unknown.
We don't even know what he looks like.
Ｌというのは…名前も居場所も
顔すら誰も知らない

We don't even have a way of contacting him!
それに、我々からはコンタクトも取れない

Up until now, I'd been thinking that even if by chance this notebook was seen by my family,
I could end the matter by saying I was "taking records of incidents to study for when I become a detective".
Right now, I'm walking a really thin line.
今までは、仮にノートを家族に見られても
刑事になるための勉強として記録をとっていた、で済むくらいに思っていたけど。
ぼくはギリギリの綱渡りをしているんだ

Just one mistake... and I might have to kill off one of my own family.
下手を打てば僕は、自分の家族を…殺すことになってしまう

The difficulty of this case is on a scale that I've never experienced before...
and, it's an atrocious murder case that I will never forgive!
この事件は、かつてない規模で難しい。
そして、絶対に許してはならない、凶悪な殺人事件です

Whether there's one culprit or more involved,
the probability of them being Japanese is extremely high.
Even if they're not Japanese, it's likely that they are in Japan.
犯人は複数であれ単独であれ、
日本人である可能性が極めて高い。
日本人ではないにせよ日本に潜伏している

Doesn't seem to be particularly hidden.
Isn't that key a bit of a give-away?
それで隠したことになるのか？
鍵つけっぱなしだぞ

It's not just that.
Eve if someone does figure out that there's a fake base,
there's no way they could get their hands on this notebook.
それだけじゃない。
たとえ、二重底だと分かったとしても、
こうしてノートを手に取ることは、まずできない

You see, this ball point pen acts as an insulator
preventing the flow of electricity round this circuit.
この電気を通さないボールペンの芯が絶縁体となり、
電流をせき止めている

As the fake base is returned, the rubber stops the flow of electricity.
中底を閉めた時には、このゴムが絶縁体となり、電流は流れない

Though that's a pretty risky set up.
One mistake and you could end up in flames.
それにしても危険な細工だな。
少し手順を間違えただけで、自分が大火傷するぞ

This whole thing has been a risk from the start...
From the minute I found the Death Note.
Compared to that this doesn't even qualify as a risk.
僕は最初から危険を犯しているじゃないか。
デスノートを手にした時点でね。
それに比べたら、こんなのは危険の内に入らない

I guess this means that we can't risk doing anything bad.
でも、こうなると悪いことできないね

Kira taken from the english word "Killer".
Can't really say that I appreciate that too much, but
I guess that's what the world now knows me as.
殺し屋という意味のキラーから来ているらしい。
それは少し気に入らないが、
僕はもう世界的にこのキラになっている

In the papers and on TV, it's still not been reported
as anything but "a succession of strange deaths amongst the criminals."
まだ新聞やテレビでは、凶悪犯罪者の相次ぐ変死くらいにしか
公表されていない

But, the people of this world are already starting to become aware
that there's someone out there judging them, in the name of justice.
しかし、世界中の人間がもう感じているんだ、
正義の裁きをする者の存在を

This is how it should be.
It truly is progressing exactly as I'd planned.
これでいいんだ…
まさに計画通りに事は進んでいる

It's a Death Note!!
As long as they don't find it, what proof will they have?!
デスノートなんだよ！
このノートを押えない限り、証拠なんて何も残らないんだ

Kira, I can guess what your motivation might be
but, what you're doing is evil!
キラ、お前がどのような考えで、このようなことをしているのか、だいたい想像はつく。
しかし、お前のしていることは悪だ

I save the weak from evil and will become the God of a world that everyone desires!
Those who try and cross God are the true evil ones!
悪におびえる弱い者を救い、誰もが理想とする、新世界の神となる男だ！
そしてその神に逆らう者…それこそが悪だ！

I tested it just in case, but I never thought it could actually be true...
Kira, it seems you can kill people without having to be there in person.
もしやと思って試してみたが、まさかこんなことが…
キラ、お前は直接手を下さずに人を殺せるのか

I wouldn't have been able to believe this if I hadn't just witnessed it.
この目で見るまではとても信じられなかった…

He was a criminal that was captured by the police in absolute secrecy.
You wouldn't have heard of him on the news or through the internet.
Looks like not even you have information on these kinds of killers.
テレビやネットでは報道されていない、
警察が極秘に捕まえた犯罪者だ。
さすがのお前もこんな犯罪者の情報は手に入れてないようだな

As a reward, I'll tell you one more thing.
We lied about this being a live worldwide broadcast.
This announcement is currently only being broodcasted across the Kanto region of Japan.
お返しといっては何だが、もう一ついいことを教えてやろう。
この中継は全世界同時中継と銘打ったが、
実は日本の関東地区にしか放送されていない

Your first killing was overlooked by the police as it was such a small incident.
However, your first victim was in fact the phantom killer in Shinjuku.
小さな事件で警察は見逃していたが、
この一連の事件の最初の犠牲者は新宿の通り魔だ

Just those pieces of information were enough for me to figure it out.
It means that you are in Japan,
and that that criminal was your first "experiment".
これだけで十分推理できた。
お前が日本にいることを、
そしてこの犠牲者第一号は、お前の殺しのモルモットだったということが

To be honest, I'd never thought it would go this smoothly.
Kira, it seems like it won't be too long before I con sentence you to death.
ここまで自分の思惑通りにいくとは正直思っていなかったが…
キラ、お前を死刑台に送るのもそう遠くないかもしれない

Yes, he's been able to prove Kira's existence, the nature of his crime,
and that he's somewhere in Japan.
うむ、キラの存在…殺人、
そして日本にいることまでも証明した

So, both of you are trying to find someone
whose name you don't know, and whose face you won't recognize.
And the first one to be found dies...
お互いに顔も名前もすべてが分からない相手を
見つけ出す。
そして、見つかった方が死ぬ…

>>161
あるある
でも続けると効果あるかもしれないよ

I'm fuckin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are the world.

もう英語のラジオ聞き飽きた
いつになったら喋れるようになるの？

いや聞き続けるしかないか・・
頑張るわ

ポケモンが勉強になるから

The total number of reports from the public, including phone calls, currently stands at 3029.
Unfortunately, the large majority of them seem to be prank calls.
There have been 14 reported incidents of people who either know or have seen Kira.
今日まで、電話などによる一般からの情報は３０２９件あり、
そのほとんどが野次馬的なものばかりですが、
キラを知っている、キラを見たという情報が１４件あります

We have investigated these thoroughly, one by one, and I believe that - just as reported -
it would be safe to say that none of them have any credibility.
一つ一つ丁寧に対応して記録しましたが、報告書の通りで、
信憑性のあるものはなしと言っていいと思います

There are also 21 reported incidents of people claiming to be Kira.
Each of those 21 reports has been followed up and will remain on file.
それから他に、自分がキラであると言ってきた者が、２１件あります。
その２１人全員の調書をとってファイルしています

It suggests that given the assumed times of death,
there is a possibility that our culprit may be a student.
もしかしたらその死亡推定時刻、
犯人は学生である可能性がありますね

Given that they appear to be only targeting criminals,
the culprit seems to be motivated by a sense of "justice".
It's conceivable that they may even plan on becoming some kind of God.
犯罪者ばかり殺していることから、
犯人は彼なりの正義感に基づいて行動している。
もしかしたら、神にでもなるつもりなのかもしれません

Of course, this is mere speculation.
However, please rid yourselves of any preconceptions
you might have that our culprit cannot be a student.
これはあくまでも可能性の話です。
しかし、学生が犯人な訳がないといった
固定観念は捨ててください

I don't mean to support Kira in anyway by saying this... but
over the last few days... throughout the world, but especially in Japan...
the number of serious crimes committed have dramatically decreased.
これは、キラを肯定する意味では絶対ありませんが…
この数日、世界的に…特に日本でですが…
強盗以上の凶悪犯罪が、激減しています

I guess... that kind of phenomenon was to be expected...
まあ…当たり前といえば、当たり前の現象かもしれんな…

Also I have another order to trouble you with. I need the teams investigating victims, information and internet
to double check what information, regarding each victim, was previously released in Japan.
More specifically, whether or not footage or photographs of the victims had been released.
また注文で申し訳ないのですが、特に被害者班、報道班、インターネット班、
犠牲になった者が、日本でどのような報道のされ方をしていたのかを、もう一度よく調べていただきたい。
知りたいのは、犠牲者の顔写真や映像が出ていたかどうかです

Continue to speak the truth, no matter what kind of truth it may be.
どんなことでも事実は、どんどん発言しろ

Even if the police were to come after me,
I'm confident that I have something to fight them with.
僕には警察が動いても戦える、
一つの自信があるからね

Your father is part of the police force.
So this is the source of your confidence, Light.
父親が警察の人間。
それからおまえの自信というわけか

I can also access my father's computer without leaving any trace.
So I can get hold of all the information regarding the investigation, anytime.
自分のパソコンから何の痕跡も残さず、父さんのパソコンに侵入することさえ出来るよ。
捜査状況は常に把握できるんだ

It seems that the police are already beginning to suspect that the culprit could be a student.
警察は既に、犯人は学生でないかと疑い始めているな

Why have they spaced the killings at precisely one hour intervals?
Why are the victims all prisoners that could be found quickly after their deaths?
Kira is trying to tell us...
That they can control the time of death at will.
なぜ１時間置きなのか、
そしてなぜ犠牲者が死んだらすぐにわかる刑務所内に限られているか？
キラはこう言っているんです…
自分は、死の時間を自由に操れるのだと

But something strange's going on.
As soon as the possibility that Kira could be a student was put forward
the timings of the murders change to indicate that this was not the case.
しかし妙だ。
キラは学生かもしれないという疑いが生じた途端、
それを否定するような殺人が起こった

Kira has a way of getting police information.
This fact can no longer be ignored.
キラは捜査本部の情報を得る手段を持っている。
この事実を素通りにはできない

Now that L knows that I'm getting police information,
without a doubt, he'll try to find a trail leading to me that starts within the police force.
When that happens, it'll only be a matter of time before even the police can't keep quiet with respect to L.
僕に捜査状況が漏れたと知ったＬは、
警察内部から僕への糸口を掴もうとするに決まっている。
そうなれば警察だってLに対して黙っていないのは時間の問題だ

On the face of things, L and the police appear to be working together to catch me.
But behind the scenes, L will be investigating the police,
and the police will be investigating L!!
Ｌと警察は表面上は協力し合い、僕を捕まえようとしている。
しかし裏では、Ｌは警察を調べ、
警察はＬを調べ出す

I won't be the one who'll find L... The police will do that for me.
Then I'll erase him.
Ｌを探し出すのは僕じゃない。警察がＬを突きとめる…
そして僕が、Ｌを消す

>>171
一生無理だろ
だっておまえ英語しゃべってねーんだろ
英語の発音で使われる筋肉と普段おれらがしゃべってる日本語で使われる筋肉の動きは全然別物だからな

あいらぶさっかあ　あいっぷれいわっちて〜〜べ〜〜

「２５日　水曜日　　サッカーアジアカップ　　決勝戦
　　　　　日本対サウジ　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　」

おまえらに勝利の感激をあじあわせたい！！
「期待してイイんですか？」
イイんです！！

死にそうで終わりそう

ぎり助かったがまだ死ねるわこれ

As you can see, they are letters of resignation.
Unless we're moved to a different case, we're leaving the police force.
見ての通り、辞表です。
他の事件に回していただくか、それができなければ警察をやめます

But L hasn't even revealed his name, let alone his face!
でもＬは、自分の名前どころか、顔すら出していない

That order we received earlier from L,
about checking the information released about the victims prior to their deaths,
and whether or not footage or photos of their faces had been released...
この間、Ｌが私たちに命じたのは、
犠牲になった者が日本でどう報道されていたか…
犠牲になった犯罪者の顔が写真、映像で出ていたかどうかです

That turned out to be true!
Every single one of them had their photo published in Japan!
その通りでした。
犠牲者は全員、日本の報道で顔が確認できた者でした！

We could be killed by Kira at any time.
私たちは、キラにいつ殺されてもおかしくない

We had the FBI arrive in Japan four days ago.
They've begun their investigation of the Japanese police force.
FBIには４日前から日本に入ってもらい、
警察関係者を調べてもらっています

But... I'm not on your side and I'm not going to be on L's side either.
That's why I'll never say that what you're doing is right or wrong.
Although as your roommate I may have a few things to say.
しかし、俺はライトの味方でも、Ｌの味方でもない。
だから俺は、ライトがやってることが正しいとか正しくないとか、そんなことはこれからも一切言わない。
最も、同居人としての口出しはするがな

Looks like I've got a problem.
I'll have to get rid of him as soon as possible, Ryuk.
それは邪魔だな。
なるべく早く消してやるよ、リューク

Even if they have 50 people on the case
the chances that they'll suspect I'm Kira are non-existent.
They shouldn't be looking at me as anything more than a final year student.
仮に５０人で調べたとしても、
僕がキラだと疑われる可能性はまずない。
僕はただの受験生にしか見えていないはず

First I need my stalker's name.
If I can figure that out, I can take care of everything.
まずはその尾行者の名前だ。
それが分かれば、すべて処理できる

So as long as we don't slack off too much,
a Death God can't be killed with a bullet to the head or a knife through the heart.
However, if you write a human's name in the Death Note, Light,
your life span won't increase.
余程怠けていない限り、
頭をけん銃でぶち抜かれようと、心臓をナイフで刺されようと死神は死なない。
しかし、ライトがデスノートに人間の名前を書いても、
ライトの寿命は伸びない

That's one of the differences between a Death God and a human with a Death Note.
それが死神と、デスノートを持った人間との違いだ

The second difference will probably be even more of an interest to you.
二つ目の違いは、多分、ライトにとってもっと面白い

Of course, I can see your name and life span right now.
If I converted that into human time,
you would know precisely how many human years you have.
もちろん、今俺の目にはライトの名前と寿命が見えている。
人間の時間に直すと、
何年かはっきりわかる

Of course, we aren't allowed to tell you that kind of stuff.
Not even a huge blabbermouth like me.
もちろん、そんなことは口が裂けても言えない。
ここまで口の裂けている俺でもな

However, if a Death God drops a notebook and a human picks it up...
the Death God can change that human's eyes into the eyes of a Death God.
そして、死神は自分の落としたノートを拾った人間の目を、
死神の目にしてやることができる

The price for the eyes of a Death God is... Half of that human's remaining life span.
In other words, suppose you were to live for another 50 years,
that would be reduced to 25 years.
死神の目玉の値段は…その人間の残りの寿命の、半分だ。
つまり、後５０年生きるとすれば、
２５年

But currently given that you're not on my side or on L's side
you won't tell me the names of the people I want to kill?
Basically, you're saying that I can't simply borrow your powers...
そして、キラとＬのどっちの味方もしない代わり、
僕の殺したい人間の名前が見えても教えない…
つまり、リュークの力を借りることはできない…そう言いたいんだな

That way I'll be able to tell the name of anyone I meet just by looking at them!
The Death Note would become even easier to use.
そうすれば、顔を見るとすべての人間の名前が分かる。
よりデスノートを使い易くなるというわけか

Listen carefully Ryuk,
I'm trying to create a new ideal world, free of criminals.
And I intend to reign as God of that new world for a long time.
いいか、リューク。
僕は犯罪者のいない理想の新世界を作る。
そして、そこの世界の神として長く君臨するんだ

If the deal had involved increasing my life span, I might have considered it.
But anything that decreases it isn't even worth discussing.
僕の寿命が伸びるなら考えるが、
短くなるんじゃ話しにならない

Well, I just wanted to tell you that the deal exists.
Thought I'd better tell you this sort of thing early on,
so I don't have to put up with your complaints later.
ただ、そういう取引もあると言いたかっただけだ。
こういう話は早くしておかないと
後で文句を言われても嫌だからな

You should've told me this either as soon as we met
or written it as part of the explanations in the Death Note.
そういう話は会ってすぐに言うか、
ノートの使い方の説明にでも、書いておくべきじゃないのか

He doesn't fear me in the slightest, even though I'm a Death God.
He doesn't try to suck up to me,
and he keeps on relentlessly asking such probing questions of me.
仮にも死神である俺を恐れることもなく、
媚びることもなく、
こういうことに関してはガンガン突っ込んでくる

If it was wings instead of eyes, I might have seriously considered it.
It seems quite fitting for a God to have wings and fly freely across the sky.
目でなく翼だったら、本気で取引を考えたかもしれない。
翼を持って空を自由に飛ぶなんて、神らしいじゃないか

If you grew wings and flew around you'd stand out too much.
The police would probably be able to catch you purely on that basis.
翼が生えて空を飛んだら目立つだろう。
それだけで警察に捕まりそうだが

With all the trading of eyes, wings or whatever,
I'd probably end up becoming a real Death God.
Although, I guess that could be quite an interesting concept too.
しかし、そうやって目だの翼だの取引していくうちに、
いつの間にか本当の死神にされてしまう。
そういう話も面白いじゃないか

Even without doing anything like that, Light,
you're already... a worthy Death God.
そんなことしなくてもライト、
お前はもう、立派な死神だ

Right now, the World of the Death Gods is rotting.
They live a vague and pointless existence,
only taking human lives because they, themselves, are afraid to die.
They no longer understand why they even exist.
今の死神界は腐ってるからなぁ。
ただ死にたくないという理由だけで、人の寿命をいただき、
漠然と生きている奴らばっかりだ。
何のために存在しているのかすら、もう誰にもわからない

Compared to them, Light,
you're more of a Death God than they'll ever be.
そんな死神よりライト、
お前の方がよっぽど死神らしい

Well, by the sound of things, I'm doing a lot more work than them,
but I wouldn't want to be compared to them.
まあ話を聞いてると、僕の方がよっぽど働いているみたいだけど…
死神と一緒にされたくないね

As a human, I'm using the Death Note to help humanity.
僕は人間として、人間のためにデスノートを使っているんだ

But it isn't like the world of the Death Gods is of little importance to the human world.
まあしかし、人間にとっては、死神界は決して無意味な存在じゃない

If the World of the Death Gods is really as rotten as you say it is, Ryuk,
why don't you try changing things
when you get back by telling them about the fun stuff you got to do in the human world?
今の死神界がそこまで腐っているというのなら、
リュークが帰った時、人間界に来たことを生かして、
変えてみたらどうだ？

That's it! I've got it.
I've figured out how to obtain the name of the guy that's been stalking me.
そうか…わかった。
今日僕を尾行してた奴の、名前を知る方法だよ

The cause of death was definitely a heart attack.
But directly before it happened, one of them cut his own finger
and drew a strange picture on the wall.
死因は心臓麻痺なんですが、一人は死の直前、刑務所の壁に自分の指を切った血で、奇妙な絵を描いています

I'm sending you the images of the text and picture they left.
現場に残された絵と文章の画像を送ります

This reads as though he's afraid of Kira...
It could conceivably be merely the actions of a criminal,
but if Kira can control the time of death...
What if Kira can also control the movements leading up to death? In which case...
キラに怯えた文章…
ただ単に犯罪者がとった行動ともとれるが…
キラは死の時間を操れる…
もしも死の直前の行動も操れる、としたら…

Chief, regarding the most recent victims,
I'd like to request that no details regarding their deaths are released other than that they died of heart attacks.
It's possible that Kira may be using these criminals to conduct some kind of test.
局長、今回の犠牲者の件ですが、
報道関係には心臓麻痺以上のことは発表しないでください。
キラが犯罪者によって、何かのテストをしている可能性があります

And if that is the case, we shouldn't give them any easy answers.
だとすると、わざわざ答えを教えてやることになりますので

It seems as though they enjoy playing games with people's lives...
I won't forgive this!
人の命をまるで、ゲームを楽しむかのように…
絶対に許せん

The results of yesterday's six tests have already been entered into father's computer.
父さんのパソコンには、もう昨日の６人のテスト結果が打ち込まれている

For the remaining three, I purposely wrote circumstances that would be impossible.
他の３人は、わざとかなり無理な死の状況を書いてみたんだ

Firstly, I wrote that the victim would die in an hour's time in front of the Eiffel Tower.
まず一時間後にフランスのエッフェル塔の前で死ぬ

It's physically impossible for a prisoner in Japan to reach France in just an hour.
As a result, this doesn't actually happen and the victim simply dies of a heart attack.
日本の刑務所にいた人間が、一時間後にフランスなんて、物理的に不可能だ。
だからこれは実現せず、ただの心臓麻痺

Next I wrote "Draws an exact picture of L's face on the wall" in the Death Note,
but it's impossible to draw somebody you don't know.
次は刑務所の壁にＬそっくりの似顔絵を描く、とデスノートに書いたが、
知らない人間の顔は描けない

Lastly, I specified that the final victim should write,
"I know that L is suspicious of the police force",
I thought that this one might work, but it didn't happen.
そして最後の一人には、「俺はＬが日本警察を疑っていることを知っている」、
そう書き残すように指示した。
これはもしかしたらいけるかと思ったが、実行されなかった

In other words, if someone doesn't know a piece of information, obviously they can't think of it,
and so it'd be too unnatural for that person to write it down,
meaning they won't be able to do so.
つまり、本人も知らない情報や、考えもしない、
その人間が書くには不自然すぎることは
書けないってことだ

Even the Death Note cannot accomplish the impossible.
But, if it's within the realistic limits of what they can do,
I can control them as much as I like before they die.
要するにいくらデスノートでも、ありえないことはできない。
しかし、その人間がやってもおかしくない範囲の行動なら、
いくらでも動かしてから死なせることができる

L and the police will never be able to guess my true objectives.
Ｌも警察も、僕の真意には絶対に気づけない

He's still following me. Perfect.
If he wasn't, what I'm about to do would be pointless.
尾行はついているな…それでいい。
尾行がいないと、これからやることの意味がなくなってしまう

However you look at it, it's just a normal date.
Even the guy that's following me can see that.
どう見ても思いっきりデートさ。
僕を尾行している奴から見てもね

More importantly, I haven't been to Space Land since Junior High!
And we get to spend the entire day together, just the two of us!
それよりスペースランドなんて、中学の時以来…楽しみ！
しかも今日はライトと二人っきりだし

I'll just check his movements today,
and then that'll be the end, of it.
とりあえず今日１日の行動を見て、
終わりだ

I'll trust you,
and for the time being I won't question what an FBI agent is doing here.
信用します。
今はあえて、なぜFBIの捜査官が、ここに乗り合わせたのかは聞きません

You know, I'm a Death God, so things like that won't kill me.
オレは死神だからそんなものじゃ死なないんだ

This is just the kind of practical application I'd expect
from someone who was first in the national mock exams.
And he's managed to use this hi-jacking
to get the name of the guy that's been following him.
さすが全国共通模試一位、
応用力がある。
そして、このバスジャックを利用して
尾行してた奴の名前も難なくゲットか

I understand. I won't tell anyone that I've met you...
especially my father.
わかりました。あなたに会ったことは、誰にも言いません。
もちろん父にも

It's just as I'd thought.
I don't want anyone to know that
I've encountered the FBI either.
If my father were to find out L would definitely be informed.
思った通りだ。
僕だって、FBI捜査官と接触したなんて、
警察に知られたくない。
父に知られれば、必ずＬに伝わる

He doesn't even suspect me slightly,
and now this incident will be dismissed
as a mere accident by the police.
彼は僕を全く疑ってない。
今ここで起きたことは、
警察にただの事故として処理される

"I won't get involved in the Kira case."
"I won't do anything dangerous."
You promised me those things before coming here, and
that's why I brought you with me so we can visit your parents in Japan.
キラ事件には口を出さない。
危険な行動は取らない。
そういう約束で、
日本にいる君の両親に挨拶するために、一緒に連れてきたんだ

Once we start a family
you'll be too busy to remember what it was like to be an investigator.
You won't have the time to slip into old habits.
家族ができれば、
自分が捜査官だったことを忘れるくらい忙しくなって、
癖なんて出る暇もなくなってしまうさ

More importantly, you've got to help me
think of a way to impress your dad.
それより、あのお父さんになんて挨拶したら好感度が上がるか、
考えてくれよ

You gonna write the name of the agent you've just identified?
早速、昼間突き止めた捜査官の、名前を書くってわけか

If he were to die immediately after encountering me it'd look suspicious.
It's better for me to wait till his investigation progresses further,
and allow him the opportunity to investigate as many people connected to the police as possible.
会ってすぐ彼が死ねば、僕に疑いがかかる。
もっと彼らの捜査が進んで、
より多くの警察関係者が調べられてからの方がいい

L, there's been another victim that's left some sort of suicide note.
Ｌ、また遺書のようなものを書き残した犠牲者が出ました

Finally I'll be able to show you the results of the investigations
and experiments I've been carrying out these past few days.
この数日間調べたことと、
いろんな実験をした成果を見せてやるよ

With the aid of the Death Note,
I've been able to identify several different methods of killing people
by utilizing some of the local criminals as my test subjects.
またデスノートを使い、
この辺一帯の犯罪者で、
いろんな殺し方を検証してみた

If the cause of death and any further details are written in the Death Note first
and the name is added afterwards...
That person will still die exactly as it's written.
デスノートの死因や死の状況を先に書き、
後から名前を書き込めば、
その通りになる

If you even think about turning around or
putting your hands in your pockets I'll kill you instantly.
振り向いたり、
ポケットに手を入れたりしたら、その瞬間に殺します

I thought that I should at least kill one person for you to take me seriously.
It couldn't be helped. That man has a record of physically abusing women,
but due to lack of evidence he's never been prosecuted for it.
最低一人は殺して見せないと、信じていただけないと思ったので、
仕方ありません。しかしあの男は、婦女暴行を数件繰り返しながら、
証拠不十分で警察が起訴できなかった

In any case, I'm sure that it'd be much more painful for you
to lose someone dear to you than to lose anyone here.
I'd like you to consider that person as the one really being held hostage here.
最も、あなたにとってはここにいる人たちよりも、自分の大切な人の命を奪われる方が、
辛いでしょう。
いま人質にされているのは、そちらだと思ってください

If you go against any of my orders
I'll kill everyone; including your family.
少しでも私の指示と異なる行動をとったら、
あなたの家族も含め、皆殺します

Do you have all the files of all the investigators assigned to Japan on it?
そのパソコンには、日本に入った捜査官のファイルは、入っていますか？

Owing to work, I've always got my laptop with me
but I don't have any of those files.
ノートパソコンは仕事柄、いつも持ち歩いている。
しかしそんなファイルは入っていない

A transceiver? Plus it's practically a toy...
Yet this way, there'll be no record of communication,
and even underground, as long as we're close enough,
we'll be able to talk.
トランシーバー、しかも玩具に近い。
だが、これなら通信記録はどこにも残らないし、
地下であろうと近距離ならば
会話ができる

I'll be constantly observing you from a distance.
Even while you're on the train, look straight ahead.
私は常に、少し離れたところであなたを監視しています。
電車に乗っても前だけ、一点を見ていてください

In that case, take out the contents of the envelope.
では封筒の中のものを、出してください

I'd like you to write the name of your direct superior,
who should have memorized all the names of the investigators,
in the top box.
ではその捜査官の内、メンバー全員を把握している、
あなたの直接の上司の名前を、
１番上の穴に書いてください

But right now, I've got no choice but to do as he says.
If he only has their names, he shouldn't be able to kill them.
しかし、今は言う通りにするしかない。
名前だけならまだ殺せないはずだ

Your superior should be sending you some files soon.
They should be files containing the names and faces of all FBI agents
that have entered Japan.
もうすぐあなたの上司から、ファイルが送られてきます。
日本に入ったFBI全員の、
顔と名前の入ったファイルです

Like before, I want you to write each name in a box whilst
concentrating on each of their faces.
それでは、先ほどと同じように、捜査官一人一人の名前を、
よく顔を見ながら、封筒に記入してください

The papers Ray Penber wrote on were torn out pages from the Death Note.
Basically he killed his own team mates without even realizing it.
レイペンバーが名前を記入したのは、切り取ったデスノート。
彼は知らず知らずの内に、自分の仲間を殺したことになる

Penber's superior died after sending the files to all members of the team.
All the investigators on the team died of a heart attack after receiving those files.
ペンバーの上司は、捜査官全員にファイルを送った後に死亡。
残りの捜査官たちも全員、ファイルをもらった後に心臓麻痺

You can't treat your allies as spies!
仲間であるはずの我々に対して、そんなスパイ紛いのことを！

I guess we can't trust L after all.
Ｌ、やはり信用できないな

Kira will kill anyone who opposes them, even if the person isn't a criminal.
Kira's a real monster!
自分に楯突く者は、犯罪者でなくとも殺す。
本当の殺人鬼じゃないか、キラは！

Even if I tried to hide it you'd all eventually find out, so I'll tell you now.
隠していても、いずれわかることだ。ここで言っておく

That's just the start of my problems.
And to put it bluntly, if I go after Kira I may die.
It's the most horrific crime I've ever seen.
いや本題は、ここからだ。
つまり、キラを捕まえようとする者は、殺されるかもしれない。
かつてない恐ろしい犯罪だ

I think that's very honorable of you, father. I'm very proud of you.
立派だよ、父さん。僕は父さんを、誇りに思う

Kira's willing to kill those who oppose them even if they aren't criminals.
We could all be killed.
キラは犯罪者でなくても、自分に逆らう者は殺す。
我々はキラに殺されるかもしれない

I'd like you to think of your lives, families and friends.
Anyone who wants to leave is free to do so;
there'll be no risk of demotion. I promise you.
自分の人生、家族、友のことを考えろ。
この捜査から外れたい者は、外れてくれ。
外れても降格などはない。約束しよう

Only those of you who have the conviction to fight Kira,
even if you have to sacrifice all the things I've just mentioned, should stay.
私が挙げたことを犠牲にしてでも、
キラと戦おうという信念のある者だけ残ってくれ

That's him. I remember him telling everyone to get down.
But I don't remember the rest of the passengers.
この人だ。伏せろって言ったから、憶えてるよ。
しかし、他の客まではちょっと…

If my thinking's correct...
Kira may have been amongst those passengers.
I should be able to use this bus as a route to get to Kira.
私の考えていることが正しければ、
その乗客の中にキラがいたのかもしれない。
だとすれば、このバスを利用できる沿線にキラが…

Six people, including myself.
No. In fact, I'd like to think of it as six people willing to stand up to evil.
私を入れて６人…
いや、６人も命を張って悪に立ち向かうものがいたと考えよう

I'm willing to trust the six of you who have shown yourselves to have a great sense of justice.
私は強い正義感を持ったあなた方こそを信じます

L may have just said that he trusts us, but we don't trust L!
Ｌはいま私たちを信じると言ったが、我々はＬを信用していない

Yet you've only ever given orders without revealing your face.
We can't work with someone like that!
しかしあなたはいつも顔を見せず、我々に指示するだけ。
そんな人間と行動を共にすることなどできない

L's said from the start that
this case would require the co-operation of the police.
Isn't it conceivable that... L was actually waiting for this to happen?
Ｌは初めから、
この事件には警察の力が必要だと言っていた。
こうは考えられないか…Ｌはこうなることを待っていた

There were people on the case, right from the start, who were suspicious of L.
It would have been impossible for him to command the investigation with trust.
捜査本部には、初めからＬに不信感を持つ者がいた。
これでは信用して指揮は取れない

You mean L's been waiting until only those dedicated individuals he could trust
and whom are willing to stand against evil remained at headquarters?
つまり本部の人間が死を恐れず、悪に立ち向かう、
Ｌの信用できる人間だけになることを、待っていたと

I'll be switching between hotels in the city every few days.
I'd like to request that my hotel room be used
as the real headquarters during this investigation.
これから数日おきに都内のホテルを移動します。
今後はそのホテルの部屋を、
事実上の捜査本部としていただきたい。

If you agree to these stipulations, I'd like you to split into two groups,
and leaving a gap of at least 30 minutes between the two,
come up to my room before midnight.
この条件で協力していただけるなら、２組に分かれ、
３０分以上の間を開けて。
午前０時までに、ここに来ていただきたい

I'll expose myself as L, in front of people, for the first time.
If you find out about this I can guarantee that
you'll try and move in on me.
私は初めて、Ｌとして人前に姿を現そう。
もしお前がこのことを知ることができたなら、
必ずお前は接近してくる

In order to kill, Kira needs a face and a name;
all of you should know this by now.
Try not to carelessly reveal your names.
キラが殺人に必要なのは顔と名前。
そんなことはもうわかっているはずでしょう。
不用意に名前は出さないで下さい

Let's just forget about that now and do as he asks.
いいから、言われた通りに

I'd better tell you this now...
I don't want anyone making notes for anyone of what's being discussed here.
I expect you to memorize this without taking notes of any kind.
最初に言っておきますが、
ここ本部で私が話すことは、メモなどは一切取らずに、
頭の中に入れてください

Please, from now on, call me "Ryuuzaki" instead of "L",
just to be on the safe side.
私を呼ぶときは今後Ｌではなく、リュウザキでお願いします。
用心のために

If you already know that Kira needs both a name and face,
why don't we just withhold criminal information from the media?
Surely that will reduce the number of victims?
顔と名前が必要とわかっているなら、
犯罪者の報道を規制すれば、
犠牲者を減らせるのでは？

If we did that members of the public would end up being killed.
そんなことしたら一般人が殺されます

When I used that TV broadcast to challenge Kira,
despite the fact that Kira had only killed criminals up until then,
they killed the fake version of me without any hesitation.
私がテレビを使ってキラに宣戦布告したとき、
それまで犯罪者しか殺していなかったと思われるキラは、
ためらうことなく私の替え玉を殺し

And when I disclosed the fact that I knew they were from the Kanto region of Japan,
they immediately began to kill mainly Japanese criminals as if to say, "So what?".
そして…日本の関東に潜伏しているというと、
だからどうしたと言わんばかりに、日本の犯罪者を中心に殺し始めた

Instead of backing down from my provocations,
they've been aggressively returning them.
こちらの挑発には怯むことなく
強気に挑発し返してくる

If there are no proper criminals to kill, they'll go after the petty ones
and if there aren't any of them, they'll be targeting the innocent.
Everyone, on this planet is being held hostage.
悪人を出さなければ罪の軽い者、
罪のない者でも殺す。
全世界の人間が人質だ

If anything, we should really be thinking of ways of using the media to our own advantage.
どうせなら、マスコミを利用することを考えましょうよ

Well, how about this?
"The Americans are angered by the murders of their FBI agents.
The entire world turns against Kira.
Approximately 1,500 investigators from powerful nations enter Japan.
こういうのはどうでしょう。
FBI殺しにアメリカ激怒、
キラに全世界が憤り、
先進各国から日本に１５００人の捜査員導入

They'll begin to perceive absolutely everyone to be their enemy;
feeling trapped, Kira will give us some kind of reaction.
外にいる者すべてが敵に見え、
精神的に追い詰められたキラは何らかの反応を起こす

They'll think that there are 1500 people after them,
even though in reality there's only seven!
And since the investigators don't exist, they can't kill them!
実際は７人しか動いてないのに、
１５００人か…
しかもFBIと違って、実在してないんだから殺せない

In that case, let me tell you some of my thoughts regarding this case.
ではキラ事件に関する私の考えを話しましょう

On the 19th December, Kira is evidently using prisoners
as test subjects in order to study how they could manipulate the victim's movements before death.
１２月１９日。キラは明らかに、
刑務所の犯罪者で死の前の行動を操るテストをしています

To put it simply, during these five days,
Kira became aware of the FBI's presence in Japan,
and felt threatened by them.
つまり、このたった５日の間に、
キラはFBIの存在に気づき
脅威に感じた

From this we can deduce that to kill the FBI agents whose names and faces they didn't know,
Kira found it necessary to experiment
to see how far they could manipulate someone's death.
そこで、顔も名前もわからないFBI全員を消すために、
死をどこまで操れるか
テストする必要があったと考えられます

And then on the 27th December...
was able to put files containing the names and faces of everyone
involved into the hands of every agent on the team,
and succeeded in killing them all.
そして１２月２７日…
FBI捜査官全員に
彼らの顔と名前の入ったファイルを持たせて、
殺すことに成功

As a result, it's almost impossible
to tell whose files I looked at in order to kill the agents.
これでキラが誰のファイルを見たのか、推測することは
ほぼ不可能

These 23 people were all either suspected criminals or previous offenders,
either guilty of lesser crimes or only suspected of wrongdoing.
This is clearly different from Kira's previous targets.
この２３人は、指名手配犯や前科者、
罪の疑いがかかっているだけのもので、
明らかに今までのキラのターゲットとは異なっている

This suggests that for Kira to kill the FBI agents,
it was necessary to manipulate these people.
つまりキラは、FBIを消すのに、
罪の軽いものでも操る必要があった

They killed 23 people to make it harder for us to identify
who was actually killed as part of the plan.
In reality, it's likely that Kira only used a few of them.
２３人と多いのは、誰を利用したか
絞り込めなくするため。
実際に利用したのは数人でしょう

The fact that there were eight days between the tests being performed and Kira acting,
indicates that they allowed the agents to investigate as many people as possible
to draw suspicion away from themselves.
テストから実行まで８日空いているのも、
FBIにより多くの者を調べさせ、
自分を隠すためです

If we know this much,
we should be able to make progress, even if it's just the seven of us!
ここまで分かっていれば、
我々だけでも十分できる！

We've got to check up on the past movements of the FBI and the heart attack victims.
We should split into two groups.
FBIと心臓麻痺者の足取りを追う、
二班に別れよう

First, I'd like to determine that Kira is not amongst us
by having a one-on-one discussion with each one of you.
ではまず、この中にキラがいないことを確認するために、
一人ずつお話しをさせていただきたいんですが

It's a reasonable request.
If Kira really is getting information from the police
there's a high possibility that he could be here.
いや、もっともな話だ。
キラが初めから本部内にいて情報を得ていたのなら、
ここに残っている可能性は高い

If there was a hole in my plan...
if a single fact gets out...
it could cost me my life.
何か一つでも穴があったら…
何か一つ、新事実が出てきたら…
命取りになる

The riskiest incident was the bus hi-jacking.
But there's no way that they'll be able to connect that to Kira,
since L and the police believe that Kira can only kill via heart attacks.
１番リスクが大きかったのは、バスジャックの一件だが…
あれをキラと結びつけることはできない。
警察もＬも、キラが心臓麻痺以外で人を殺せることを知らないのだから

On the other hand, if that fact was found out,
it would become a massive hole in my plans...
裏を返せば、その事実を知られたら、
かなり大きな穴に…

Dad's working all night without a change of clothes,
we should take some over.
お父さん着替えもなしに徹夜してるのよ、
届けてあげなきゃ

I'll go. It'll be nice to have a change of scene.
僕が行くよ、気分転換に

I guess this means that you get to go and spy on Police Headquaters.
警察庁にスパイに行けるってわけだ

Even if I go, I'll only get as far as the reception desk.
行けても受け付けまでだけどね

I've made a habit of doing this everytime I go out...
just in case...
最近外に出るときは、いつもこうしてるよ。
念のためにね

That day... I remember Ray saying he was going to Shinjuku.
On that same day, four relatively innocent people died of heart attacks
around Shinjuku station... and that bus hi-jack!
It can't be just a coincidence.
あの日、レイは確かに新宿に行くといっていた。
その日に新宿駅周辺で、
４人もの心臓麻痺…そして、バスジャック。
偶然なんかじゃない

I've brought him a change of clothes
but seeing that he doesn't seem to be around,
could you look after them for me?
父の着替えなんですが、
いないようですし、
預かってもらえますか？

Excuse me. My father's the Chief Investigator for the Kira investigation.
If you like, I could try and get hold of him.
あの、ぼくの父は、キラ事件の本部長ですから、
もしよければ取り次ぎましょうか？

I won't be able to do that immediately though,
his cell phone's switched off.
携帯切ってるみたいなので、
今すぐとはいきませんが。

After the deaths of the FBI agents,
a lot of people have beeh resigning within headquarters because they fear Kira.
I can imagine it being a very hectic time for them.
FBIの人が殺されて、
ここの本部でも、キラを恐れ辞める者が続出し、
ゴタゴタしてるんだと思います

Because of what happened to the FBI,
you've realized that there's a problem within the police force
and that's why you wish to speak directly to headquarters.
FBIの事件で、
日本の警察内部にも問題があることが分かった。
だから本部に直接話したい…そこまで考えてるんだ

But, in that case, wouldn't it be better
if the person who met Kira talked to the police?
しかし、それなら会った本人が話した方が、
良いのでは？

That person is no longer with us...
He was one of the FBI agents who came to Japan.
その人はもうこの世にいません。
日本に入ったFBI捜査官の一人でしたから

Ever since he told me about the bus hi-jacking,
something has been on my mind.
Finally, I asked him about it when he was in a good mood.
彼からバスジャックの話を聞いたときから、
ずっと気になっていて、
機嫌の良い時にそれとなく聞いたんです

I see. A truth that only you could know,
and vengeance for the fiance that was taken from you,
have led you to this answer...
なるほど、あなたしか知らない事実と、
フィアンセを奪われた執念から、
辿りついた答えなわけですね

You've incredible powers of deduction, yet are blinded by personal feelings.
It feels like this is very much aggressive intuition.
However, there're ample reasons to justify investigating this theory.
素晴らしい推理力だが私情が絡み、
強引になってしまっている感は否めない…
しかし、この考えで捜査する価値は、十分あります

That's pretty lucky for you. But how're ya gonna get rid of her?
Doing it here would be kinda risky.
よかったなぁ。しかし、どうやって消すんだ？
ここですぐにはヤバイだろう

Could you tell me when that bus hi-jacking occurred?
そのバスジャックの事件があった日時を、教えてもらえますか？

At least this way, the body won't be found for a while.
Even if they discover it relatively quickly,
it's conceivable that she did it as a result of her fiance's death.
これですぐに遺体は見つかるまい。
もし先に見つかっても、
フィアンセの死という自殺する理由もある

Apologies for needing to question each of you separately.
Kira is not amongst us.
一人一人に尋問するようなことをして申し訳ありませんでした。
この中に、キラはいません

To be honest, I'd set up a trick to determine
whether any of you were Kira or not.
But I haven't felt the need to use it on any of you...
実を言うと、キラであるかどうか確かめる
トリックを用意してたんですが…
みなさんにはそのトリックを仕掛ける気すら起こりませんでした

Thanks, but if possible I'd like to tell them myself.
Having heard your opinions,
I think it's best that I tell them as soon as possible.
いえ…できれば、自分で話そうと思っています。
あなたの意見を聞いて、
早く伝えるべきだと思いましたし

In just ten seconds it'll be 1:15pm.
I'd like to see how this girl dies,
but it's not as though I can just follow her around.
あと１０秒で１時１５分…
この女がどんな死に方をするのか見てみたいが…
追いかけて行くわけにもゆくまい…

Why hasn't she acted?
I know that "suicide" already works as a method of death,
I've already tested this on those prisoners, and they all hung themselves right on time.
なぜこの女動かない？
死因に自殺と書くだけで有効なのは、犯罪者でテスト済みだ…
そう書くだけで、時間通りに首を吊って死んだ

The fact that I'm now able to show you my face is
a sign of Ryuuzaki's trust in you.
こうして、私の顔をお見せできるのも、
リュウザキが、みなさんを信用した証拠です

I guess that's sort of flattering...
なんだか光栄だなぁ…

That's it! She believes that Raye died because he showed his ID to someone.
This is why she won't reveal her real name.
そうだ、レイが死んだのはＩＤを見せたためだと、この女は信じている。
だから素性を明かさないように行動しているんだ

It's going to be a lot harder to try and extract her real name
now that she's given me a false one...
If I keep asking her she's going to become suspicious of me...
一度偽名を使った相手から
本名を聞き出すのは、より難しい。
しつこく聞けば、僕が怪しまれる

The fact that I even know it's a false name is suspicious to begin with...
第一、聞いた名前が偽名と分かっているのもおかしい

Calm down. All I need to do is confirm her name.
She's definitely got some kind of ID, a driver's license
perhaps, either in her bag or her pockets.
落ち着け…たかが名前を確認するだけじゃないか。
ハンドバッグ、ポケット、
どこかに免許証や身分証明書になるものは絶対に持っている

She's a girl. If it comes down to it, I can take it by force.
No, don't be stupid. I can't risk making a scene in this kind of place.
相手は女だ。いざとなったら力ずくで…
バカな、こんな場所で騒ぎになることはできない

It's got to be an area where nobody's around...
And what reason am I going to use for taking a girl like her,
with such a strong sense of justice, there?
いっそ人気のないところで…
どういう理由で連れて行く？
この警戒心の強い女を…

There's no way I'm going to waste half of my life on a girl like this.
In fact... I don't ever want to do that trade.
Stay out of this and shut the hell up, Death God!
こんな女ごときのために、残りの寿命を半分にしてたまるか…
いや、取引自体一生してたまるか！
邪魔するな…黙ってろ死神！

Have you still got business at Police Headquarters as well?
I can go the rest of the way by myself.
まだあなたも警察庁に用が？
あとは一人で大丈夫ですから

If Kira does require a name in order to kill,
these fake names could play a massive role in saving our lives.
We'd better hold on to these.
いや、キラが殺人に名前も必要ならば、
偽名は我々の命を守るために大いに効果がある。
これは持っていたほうがいい

Please, use those
if you ever need to tell someone your name outside of this place.
では、外でどうしても名前を出す場合は、
その偽名の警察手帳でお願いします

And if you press the buckle twice, my cell will ring.
I'll call you back, although I won't be able to notify you of this fact.
そしてバックルを２階押すと、私の携帯が鳴ります。
折り返しこちらから非通知でおかけします

You can also use them in case of an emergency.
緊急時にも使ってください

I've got approximately five minutes before she gets back to Police Headquarters.
I've got to think! Within five minutes...
some way of finding out her name...
女が警察庁に戻るまで約５分…
考えるんだ、５分以内で、
名前を知る方法を！

If there's someone at headquarters
by the time this girl gets there, I'll be finished!
I've got to find a way of discovering her real name and disposing of her...
女が警察庁に行き、
誰か本部の人間が戻っていたら、僕は終わりだ。
なんとか本名を聞き出して、始末しなくては

The investigation into Kira is currently operating a system whereby nobody is told who's leading it.
If the names of the investigators were to be made public,
they may end up suffering the same tragic fate as your fiance.
キラ事件の捜査本部は今、担当する人間が分からないシステムをとっているんです。
捜査している人間が、一般人にもわかるような態勢では、
あなたのフィアンセを襲った悲劇と、同じことが起こってしまう

That's why, at headquarters, they told you that nobody was in.
Basically, it's going to be impossible for you to ever speak to anyone there...
だから警察庁で、本部に誰もいないと言われたんです。
つまりあなたは、永遠に本部の人と、直接話しをすることはできないんです

I guess I'm going to have to tell you...
I'm actually a member of the investigation.
仕方ない、話しましょう。
僕も捜査本部の一員だからです

He's struggling with staff resources on the investigation,
people are frightened of Kira and have been resigning.
Ｌは、本部の人員不足に困っていた。
キラを恐れ、皆やめていったからです

I'm able to go in and out of headquarters as I like,
and can investigate whatever cases I want.
好きなときに捜査本部に出入りし、
自由に捜査することを認められています

I see... But even if that's the case, I'll still try going to headquarters, just in case.
わかりました…でもやはり、念の為、本部に行こうと思います

Didn't I just tell you that you won't be able to speak to anyone?
話しはできないと、今言ったじゃないですか

It's possible that he might agree to see me...
Even though I only took orders from a voice through a computer,
I worked with him on a case two years ago in America.
もしかしたら、会ってくれるかもしれません。
パソコンごしに、その声に従っただけですが、
私も２年前に、アメリカのある事件で、Ｌの下で働いたことがあるんです

Is that so?! I'd thought that the way you were investigating
Kira didn't seem to be amateurish!
You remain discreet and wise whilst slowly closing down upon your target.
I could learn a lot from someone like you.
そうだったんですか！どうりで、キラを追う姿勢や行動が、
素人とは違うと思っていました！
核心に迫りながらも、常に慎重で懸命だ。
僕も見習いたいです！

Would you like to investigate this with me?
Would you like to become a member of the investigation too?
一緒に捜査しませんか？
あなたも、捜査本部の一員になりませんか？

You used to be an FBI investigator,
and your attitude is better than most of our current investigators!
元FBI捜査官というキャリアがあり、
その資質は現役の捜査官以上だ！

The only things you need to join the investigation are:
a valid form of ID, a recommendation from one of the team members,
and L's approval.
捜査本部に入る条件は、
しっかりした身分証明と、いま捜査本部にいる者の推薦、
そしてＬの許可だけです！

Me... as part of the investigative team?
私が、捜査本部に…

Even if you investigate whenever it's convenient for you,
I'm sure that you've got your own life to get on with.
And since you live in America...
いくら好きな時だけ捜査に協力すればいいとはいえ、
人には都合がありますからね。
まして、アメリカにお住まいなのでは…

I was going to move to America for good this spring,
after we were supposed to be married...
But now that he's dead, I don't know what I'm going to do...
この春、彼と結婚した後、
ずっとアメリカにいる予定でした…
でも、彼が死んでしまって、自分でも、これからどうしていいのか…

That just shows you how amazing you are.
You're one step ahead of me.
This just makes me think more highly of you.
そこまでしていたとは…あなたはやっぱりすごい人です。
僕よりも１枚上手だ。
このことも、あなたの評価を高めますよ

I should be able to get hold of my father now.
Don't you want to talk to him?
もう父と電話がつながりますよ…
話さなくていいんですか？

Even if he was following someone,
it's difficult to tell due to the fuzzy images.
誰かを尾行していたとしても、
この不鮮明な映像からは、それを割り出すのは困難かと思われます

Just as I thought; it's odd. From what's been said,
we can deduce that between the time he boarded and the time he died,
Raye Penber was on the Yamanote line, which takes one hour to do a full circuit, for an hour and a half.
やはり変ですね。今の話だと、
レイペンバーは乗車して死ぬまで、
１周１時間の山手線に１時間半乗っていたことになる

And in this final video of Penber...
it looks to me as if he's frantically trying to see inside the train.
それとこのペンバーの最後のビデオ…
私には、必死に電車の中を見ようとしてるように見えるのですが

If Kira's able to manipulate deaths from a distance,
they wouldn't bother coming to the scene.
But if that's what we're supposed to believe,
they may have done something extremely daring here.
遠隔で死を操れるキラが
わざわざ現場にいるはずがない。
しかし、そう考えるであろうことを逆手に取って、
大胆な行動に出たのかもしれません

Basically if I ever end up in hospital or something,
people won't be able to say,
"the instant Police Chief Yagami's son was hospitalized, the killings stopped".
簡単に言えば、僕が入院したりして、
夜神局長の息子さんが入院した途端、犯罪者が死ななくなりましたね
ってことになるだろ

Ryuuzaki, it's Ukita-san at the Police Headquarters.
He says he's received an interesting call from a member of the public.
リュウザキ、警察庁のウキタさんが、
気になる一般情報の電話を、今受けているとのことですが

The Misora Naomi that I knew was
strong of heart and a brilliant FBI investigator.
If anything, she would have been trying to catch Kira.
私の知ってるミソラナオミは、
芯の強い優秀なFBI捜査官です。
むしろ、キラを捕えることを考えるはず

Everyone. From now on, we'll only be investigating those of who were under surveillance by Raye Penber.
The subjects of our investigation will be two police officers and their immediate family.
みなさん、これよりレイペンバーが日本で調べていた物だけに限って捜査します。
捜査対象は、二人の警察官関係者とその周辺

I've got to ensure that if anyone ever checks this PC it won't give me away.
Now, all that's left is to hide a piece of the Death Note somewhere...
このパソコンも、誰が調べても大丈夫なようにしておく必要がある。
後はデスノートの切れ端を仕込んでおけば…

Ryuuzaki, what's the probability of Kira being among them?
リュウザキ、その中にキラがいる可能性は？

Up till now, we haven't encountered anyone remotely suspicious.
Even if there's just a 1% probability, it's worth investigating it thoroughly.
今までの捜査では、怪しいと思える者すらいなかったんだ。
１％でも可能性があるなら、とことん調べるべきだ

Well, the least I can do is
to have only Yagami-san and myself carry out the surveillance of his family.
ではせめてもの配慮として、
夜神家の監視は私と夜神さんのみで行いましょう

Once we know the times during which each of the houses will be
vacant,
we can set them up any time from tomorrow onwards.
明日以降であれば、両家の不在時間が分かれば、
いつでも取り付けられます

Don't be stupid! I would never discuss unreleased top-secret information!
バカな！報道されない極秘事項は絶対話はしない

Besides, I'm hardly ever at home,
and when I am, I'm usually tired so I go straight to bed.
それに最近はロクに帰ってもいないし、
帰っても疲れて、眠るだけだ

That bit of paper is merely a decoy to fool people into thinking that
that's how I tell if someone's been in my room.
In reality, the first clue is the door knob.
あの紙は、僕が部屋に誰か入ったか確かめている
と思わせるためのフェイクだ。
実際は先ずドアノブ

If it was my parents or even my sister,
they wouldn't have noticed that piece of paper.
It's suspicious because the piece of paper was replaced.
親や妹なら
紙にすら気付かない。
紙をわざわざ元に戻しているからこそ怪しいんだ

Ah! If you saw it through a surveillance camera
it wouldn't be visible once I'd eaten it, but
until then it'd look as though it was floating in mid-air!
あ…監視カメラを通してみたら、
オレの口に入ってしまえばリンゴは見えないが、
持っているときは宙に浮いて見えるな

If you really want to eat apples,
you'll firstly need to memorize the positions of all the cameras.
どうしてもリンゴが食べたかったら、
まず全てのカメラの位置を把握する

I can't believe that my son, who's so serious, would go and look at those sorts of magazines.
あの真面目な息子が、あんな雑誌を…

Even if it's for the sake of the Kira investigation,
I doubt that the Japanese police would go this far.
Is it possible that L instigated this?
いくらキラ捜査のためとはいえ、
日本警察がここまでやるとは思えない。
Ｌの差し金か…

It's okay. I've even prepared magazines such as this specially
for such an occasion.
大丈夫、こういう事態に備えて、
こんな本まで色々準備してきたんだ

There should be cameras in here too.
It doesn't matter whether that piece of news is real or not,
all they want to do is to see what my reaction is.
このリビングにもカメラはついているはず…
このニュースが本当であろうとなかろうと、
これを見せて反応を見ようということか

Light... I've found all the cameras.
Even Death Gods get tired if they work so hard.
ライト…カメラ全部探し出したぜ。
死神もがんばると疲れるんだなぁ

Judging by the positions and number of cameras present,
it looks as though they want to get this over with within a few days.
カメラの数と付け方から考えて、
短期間で見極めるつもりらしいな…

A normal person may slip up within this period,
but it won't be that easy, L.
This is as far as it goes!
普通の人間ならこれでボロを出すだろうが…
そうは行かないよ、Ｌ…
そこまでだ！

And now a criminal whom I could never have known about
will die in forty seconds of a heart attack.
L himself will be the witness to my alibi.
これで僕の知り得なかった犯罪者が
４０秒後には心臓麻痺…
僕のアリバイの目撃者はＬ本人だ

Two days ago, a mugger and an embezzler died of heart attacks,
despite the fact that my family had no knowledge of them.
Do you still suspect them?
一昨日のひったくり犯と横領犯の心臓麻痺…
あれは私の家族が情報を得てない間に起きた…
疑いは晴れたのでは？

I've already memorized the locations of all the cameras.
However, the only criminals I was able to kill using the potato chips' packet as a cover
were a mugger and embezzler.
もうカメラの位置はすべて把握してある。
だが、ポテチの仕掛けで殺せたのは、
ひったくり犯と横領犯

Even if there are criminals dying while I'm not watching TV or using the internet,
it'll still look suspicious that the lesser criminals only die
when I don't appear to be getting any information.
僕がテレビやネットを見ていない時に報道された犯罪者が死んでも、
逆に僕が報道を得ていない時にだけ、
軽い罪の者が死んだということで、疑うことも可能ではある

Therefore if I kill some of the lesser criminals while they can see me watching the TV,
they'll have no reason to treat those deaths as unusual.
つまり、僕がテレビを見ている時に報道された、罪の軽い犯罪者も殺しておけば、
特別視されない

Also, regardless of the seriousness of their crimes,
I can remember the names and faces of the criminals
for when I get out of the house,
then using the piece of Death Note I keep in my wallet,
I can scatter their times of death as I please.
そして外に出た時のために、
罪の重さに関わらず、
ニュース等で報道された者の名前を覚えておき、
財布の中に仕込んでおいたデスノートで、
死の時間を適当にバラつかせ、殺す

Even if Kira were amongst them, they've done nothing to expose themselves.
If anything, they appear to be killing criminals as per usual.
あの中にキラがいたとしても、ボロは出しません。
いや、何も出さずに今まで通り犯罪者を葬っているということです

So, Ryuuzaki, do you think that Kira may still be one of them?
では、リュウザキはやはり、キラはあの中にいると？

As I've said before... there's a 5% chance.
ですから…５％です

Even though the cameras were up, Kira continued to kill.
監視カメラが付いている間にも、キラによる殺人は行われていた

I don't know how they're killing people...
even if they could just kill someone by wishing for it to happen...
each time that happened, a normal person should react in some way...
they'd reveal it by their expression or through their behavior.
どんな方法で殺人を行っているかは分からないが、
仮に念じるだけで人を殺せるとしても、
普通の人間であれば殺しを行う際、
挙動や表情に何らかの変化があっていいはず

"Kira isn't amongst them"
that would be the "normal" conclusion one would draw.
あの中にキラはいない…
そう考えるのが普通だろう

They'll kill without blinking an eye.
It's as though there is no Kira,
but that this is really the work of God.
顔色一つ変えず悪人を裁いている。
もはやキラなど存在しない。
本当に神の裁きと考えたい程だ

This isn't the work of God.
It's just some kid who likes to think that they're God.
That's what it is.
これは神の裁きではなく、
神の裁きを気取った子供じみた者がいる…
そういうことだ

Even if the cameras were to be maintained,
I doubt that Kira would exhibit any signs by their behavior.
しかし、このままカメラを付け続けていても、
キラが殺しの兆候や態度を見せるとは思えない

It seems like the best method
would be to make them admit that they're Kira and demonstrate how they kill people.
But surely, that's going to be impossible.
自分がキラですと言ってもらい殺しを実際にやって見せてもらうのが
一番いい…
そんなこと出来るはずが…

I guess this means that I'm no longer a target of their investigations,
although, L will doubtlessly continue to pursue Kira.
これで僕は捜査対象から外れた…
しかしＬはキラを追い続けるだろう

However, as long as he continues to use the Japanese police force
my father will be in the middle of that investigation.
だが、まだ日本警察を使っているのなら、
その動かしている者の中に、必ず父はいる

If I can erase L...
Kira will be one step closer to becoming the God of a new world.
Ｌさえ消せば…
キラは新世界の神にまた一歩近づく

Plus getting into university will allow me more time to act as "Kira",
and the time to go after L.
そして大学に入ってしまえば、キラとして動く時間、
Ｌを探る時間も取りやすくなる

Apparently Ryuk's being kept as a pet by a human.
リュークが人間に飼われているらしい

Ryuk would make a terrible pet. He's not cute, at all.
リューク…ペットにしたって可愛くも何ともないだろう

I'd heard that there would be two of us doing this speech...
but I can't believe it's with him of all people.
二人で挨拶するとは聞いていたが、
こいつだったとは…

I heard that both of them got top marks for everything!
二人とも全教科満点て噂だよ

Kyouko, you're weird... I tell you, normal people would say the one on the left...
キョウコあんた変、普通左だって

Isn't he what one would describe as a natural genius?
ああいうのを天才肌っていうのか？

Wearing that sort of garb to the entrance ceremony at Toudai,
he's either an idiot or he's mocking the ceremony.
東大の入学式にあの服装…
舐めてるか馬鹿か、どっちかだ

There's no way L would admit to being L.
I thought he seemed a little odd, but is he actually crazy?
ＬがＬだと言うはずがない…
変な奴だとは思っていたが、マジでおかしいのか？

Yagami Light. There's only a 5% chance that you are Kira.
But out of alll those I watched, there's something about you...
夜神ライト、キラである可能性は５％未満…
しかし、あの中では１番何かを感じさせた

You're too perfect. If you truly are Kira,
this is the best way I can think of putting pressure on you.
お前は完璧すぎる。そしてもしお前がキラであれば、
これ以上のプレッシャーはないだろう

If this guy really is L... No, even if he isn't,
I won't be able to do anything to him!
こいつがＬだとしたら…いや、実はＬじゃなくともだ…
僕は、こいつに何もできない

If he's L, then my father would know his face.
こいつの話が本当なら、父にもＬとして顔を明かしているだろう

Hey, you could always just do the trade for the eyes of a Death God and kill him...
なぁ、死神の目の取引をして、殺せばいいじゃないか

What if this whole thing turns out to be a trap?!
If I kill him and it turns out that he isn't L,
it'll be as good as telling the real L that I am Kira!
そんなことをして、もしこれが罠だったらどうする！
あいつが本当のＬじゃなかったら、
Ｌに僕がキラだというようなものなんだよ！

A Death God killing a human isn't the same as a human killing a human!
死神が人間を殺すのと、人間が人間を殺すのを同じ次元で考えるな！

No, even if he's the real L,
the fact that he's already told me might mean that it's already too late.
いや、Ｌ本人だと分かっても、
僕にＬだと宣言した以上、手遅れかもしれない…

I'd never have thought that he would reveal himself to me.
Ｌが僕に、私はＬだと名乗り出て来るなんてことは、考えもしなかった…

Those individuals who he suspects of being Kira...
he doesn't have to worry about them, even if he's a substitute for L...
キラの可能性のある者には、
Ｌの分身でも構わない

He only needs to introduce himself to them as L...
For L, this is an extremely effective defense against Kira...
and it's also a form of attack.
Ｌだと名乗っておく…
これはＬにとって、キラに対するかなり有効な防御であると共に、
攻撃でもある

I've got to admit that I was rather surprised, Ryuuga,
to be invited to play tennis with you
so we could get to know each other better.
But were you aware of how skilled I am when you asked me to play?
しかし驚いたよリュウガ、
親睦を深めるために、
突然テニスなんて。
でも僕の実力、知ってて言い出したのか？

I've lived in England for around five years.
But I wouldn't worry about it,
there's nothing about that which will compromise my identity as L.
イギリスには５年程住んでいましたが、
安心してください。
そこからＬの素性が割れるようなことは絶対ありません

You're fine with the winner being whoever wins the first set of six games, I assume?
では６ゲーム１セットを先取した方が勝ちでいいですね

This is strictly a friendly tennis match.
I won't be able to use this to help me judge whether he's Kira or not.
But Kira does supposedly hate to lose...
これはあくまでも親睦のテニス。
キラかどうかの判断材料にはなり得ない…
しかしキラは負けず嫌い

Under L's orders I can't tell anyone outside the Investigative Headquarters,
even if you're the Deputy Chief.
Ｌの指示で、捜査本部外の者には
例え次長でも…

You can't even tell me what you're doing and where?!
今どこで何をしているのか、それすらもか？

Excuse me for saying this, Deputy,
but can you honestly say that
a police force that turns tail and runs scared of Kira is "competent"?!
お言葉ですが次長、
キラを恐れて尻尾を巻く警察が、有能だと
言えるのでしょうか？！

I'm sure you're well aware of how many of us remained at Headquarters.
次長は、今の捜査本部が何人になっているのかご存知のはず！

If you're so concerned with public opinion,
just make sure they don't find out the truth,
that the majority of the police force and especially the leaders have fled from Kira!
世間体を気になさるなら、
幹部をはじめとする大部分が、キラから逃げたという
事実を知られないように努めてください！

He's far more capable than we are.
Even now, he's making the moves personally, placing his own life on the line.
我々よりは有能だと思われます…
今も命を掛けて自ら動いています

Don't worry, Yagami. Although Kira hates to lose,
the majority of people would want to win in a match, whether they're Kira or not.
安心しろ夜神、キラは負けず嫌いだが、
キラでなくても試合に勝ちたいと思うのが大多数だ

There's no way he can use this match to create a profile of me.
The objective of this match lies elsewhere.
あいつもこのテニスでプロファイルなんてするわけがない。
このテニスの目的は他にある

That's why, even at tennis... I will win this too!
だからテニスでも…僕が勝つ！

You're as good as I expected you to be. I lost.
さすが夜神君、負けました

I'm thirsty, and I have a favor I'd like to ask of you,
so shall we stop for a drink after this?
喉も渇いたし、リュウガに頼みたいこともあるから、
この後お茶しないか？

Well, when I say "suspect" it's only about 1%.
More importantly, I'd like to confirm both that you're not Kira,
and also the rumors regarding your skills of deduction
before asking you to help with the investigation.
いえ、疑っていると言っても１％ぐらいです。
それよりも、夜神君がキラでないことと、
素晴らしい推理力を持つことを確信できたなら、
ぜひ捜査に協力していただきたいと思っています

That's an excellent way of putting it.
If they suspect me even in the slightest,
they won't allow me near their Headquarters even if I ask.
うまい言い方だ。
例えほんの少しでも疑われているなら、
僕が捜査本部の者に会わせろと言っても駄目だと言うだろう

This cafe's a favorite of mine.
If you sit here, people won't be able to overhear your conversations.
この喫茶店は僕のお気に入りでね、
この席に座れば、人に会話を聞かれる事もない

Okay. I don't mean to be rude,
but would you mind if I tested your skills of deduction?
では失礼とは思いますが、
夜神君の推理力をテストしてみてもいいでしょうか？

These three are photos of letters;
it's thought that Kira controlled criminals in a prison and then,
before they died, had them write these.
この三枚は、
キラが刑務所内の犯罪者を操って、
死ぬ前に書かせたと思われる文書の写真です

There are print numbers on the back of these.
If I create the sentence "L, did you know Death Gods only eat apples"
Without even looking at them,
it'll deepen your suspicions, right?
写真の裏にプリントナンバーが入っている。
これに気づかず
「Ｌ、知っているか？死神はリンゴしか食べない」という、キラが読ませた通りの文章を作ったら、
キラ濃厚ってわけか

But just because I'm able to solve this simple puzzle,
it won't prove I'm Kira.
だがこの程度の暗号を解いたところで、
僕がキラだという証明にはならない

If Kira can truly manipulate not only the death
but also the actions of people prior to death, it'd be amazing.
キラが死だけでなく、
その人間の行動を操れるとしたら、すごい事実だね

Despite the fact that that sentence didn't end,
you decided that there were only three photos,
and were unable to deduce that there may have been a fourth.
That is a fact.
夜神君は文章が尻切れになるにも関わらず、
３枚しかないと決めつけ、
４枚目を推理できなかった。
これも事実です

Yagami-kun, if you were L
and were with someone you suspected may be Kira
how would you go about proving it?
ではもし、夜神君がＬだとして、
キラである可能性のある者に相対したら、
どうやって確かめますか？

I'd make them say something that hasn't been broadcasted to the public;
something that only Kira would know.
What you're trying to do right now.
一般には報道されていない、
キラにしか知り得ないことを相手に喋らせる…
今リュウガがしていることだ

Amazing. I've asked many detectives this question
yet most of them need at least a few minutes before they can answer.
すごいですね…今と同じ質問を何人かの刑事にしたのですが、
答えるまでに数分考える者がほとんど

You, however, were instantaneously able to think as Kira would
if they were confronted with someone investigating them.
Your sense of reasoning is amazing.
しかし夜神君は、瞬時に捜査する者と話をする時の
キラの立場で考えられた…
すごいです、夜神君の推理力は

If my ideas are too good, it seems like you'll get even more suspicious! suspicious!
あまり卓越した考え方をすると、疑いが濃くなるみたいじゃないか

But at the same time, my desire to have you investigate with us has also grown,
even if you are Kira.
I'm in a position where it would still benefit me to have you investigate with us.
しかしその分、一緒に捜査してほしいという気持ちも強くなりました。
私は例え夜神君がキラであっても、
夜神君に捜査協力してもらえればいい立場にあるんです

It's true that I'm interested in the Kira case
and that I also enjoy investigating as a hobby,
but I'm not Kira and I don't want to be killed by Kira.
たしかに僕はキラ事件に興味を持ち、
趣味で推理もしているが…
僕はキラじゃないから、キラに殺されるのは御免だ

There's nothing to prove that either of us aren't Kira,
but since you claim to be L, we should at least be able to prove that.
どっちもキラじゃないなんて証明はできない。
しかし、リュウガがＬだというのなら、その証明はできるはずだ

For example, we could get my father or another member of the investigation
to identify you in front of me.
たとえば捜査本部の一員の父に、
Ｌ本人だと僕の目の前で証明してもらうことだ

You're talking a fair amount, Yagami Light.
Typical of someone who doesn't like to lose.
よくしゃべるな夜神ライト、
負けず嫌いの典型だ

All the more because you knew that your son was suspected of being Kira.
さらに息子さんがキラだと疑われていたのでは、尚更です

And I was one of the ones he was investigating...
I guess it can't be helped that I'm a suspect then.
It's as Ryuuga says, there's no one else to suspect.
そして彼が調べていたものの中に僕がいた。
これは疑われても仕方がない…
いや、リュウガの言う通り、他に疑う対象がいない

No matter how one uses that power
you can never build true happiness on the deaths of others.
どんな使い方をしても、
人を殺した上での幸せなど、真の幸せであるはずがない

Try thinking about how it feels to be the one to be accused of being Kira!
キラだと疑われる人間がどんな気持ちか、考えてみろよ！

For example, you could lock me up for a month without TV or anything
and keep me under supervision.
だから例えば１カ月間、僕をテレビも何もない所に入れて、
誰かにずっと監視させておくとか

No. I wouldn't do something that would infringe on your basic human rights like that.
And most importantly, it would be nonsense for me
to accept the suggestion of someone who's a suspect.
駄目です。そんな人権を無視したことはできませんし、
なによりも疑いのかかっている者からの案を取るのは、
ナンセンスです

I've never once thought of my finding this notebook as unfortunate.
僕はノートを拾ってこの力を得たことを、不幸だなんて一度も思ったことない

Well, Ryuk. I guess you'll get to see a pattern that's not normal then.
じゃあリュークは、普通じゃない方のパターンを見られるな

This is what I'm talking about.
This is the kind of stuff I need ya guys to come up with.
お前らこういうんだよ…
こういうの出してこいっつんだよ

Even if she's dead, it's strange that
no-one has been able to locate her body yet.
If we can find it, it may shed some light on this situation.
もし死んでいるとしても
遺体が出てこないのはおかしい。
出てくれば、そこから何か掴めるかも知れません

Our ratings will rise by 60%... no, 70% at least!
視聴率６０％…いや、７０％は行くぞこりゃあ

Yesterday both suspects died at exactly their predicted times of death.
昨日、二人の容疑者はその予告通り、心臓麻痺で亡くなったのです

Surely... no-one would pull a prank that's this sick.
まさか…いくらなんでも、こんな悪質なやらせは…

The main newsreader, Mr. Hibima Kazuhiko,
will die of a heart attack at exactly 6 o'clock.
メインキャスターのヒビマカズヒコ氏が、
６時ちょうどに心臓麻痺で死にます

No good, my acquaintance at the station has his phone switched off.
ダメだ、局内の知り合いの携帯は電源が入っていない

No matter what part of the station I ring it's all engaged!
局のどこにかけても通話中！

I even regard the police as my ally and not as my enemy.
警察も私の敵ではなく、味方だと考えています

Even if you don't agree with me,
as long as you don't go to the media or express it publicly, I won't kill you.
私に同意できなくとも、
メディアに乗せ、公にしたりしなければ、殺したりはしません

Please try and wait a while;
this world will become something that anyone would appreciate.
そして、少しの間待ってください。
誰もが認める世界になります

But if Kira did know that,
surely it would have been a lot easier for them to kill us first.
しかしそれならキラは、
捜査する人間を全員殺してから動く方が楽なはず

According to my theory Kira needs a name and a face
but having watched this,
it seems that the probability of Kira being able to kill someone solely by knowing their face
isn't zero.
私の推理では、顔と名前が必要でしたが、
これを見ている限り、
顔だけでも殺せる可能性も、
ゼロではないとしか

If you think that Kira's around the area,
there's even more of a reason to go!
キラがあの周辺にいると思うなら、
尚更行くべきじゃないのか！

That's one way of entering the station without revealing your identity...
あれなら姿を見られず、局内に入れます

This is the result of you covering the Kira case as though they're some kind of star.
"You reap what you sow", don't you agree?
キラをスターか何かのように報道してきた結果だ。
自業自得だと思わないか？

Don't even think about trying to get out of this now!
今更悪足掻きするな！

This is L. I'd like to ask a favor of you.
Ｌです。北村次長にお願いがあります

Upon seeing this broadcast, people connected with the police will act,
driven by their own sense of personal justice.
I'd like you to control this directly from the top
or this could turn into a disaster.
この報道を見て、自己の正義感で動く
警察関係者が出てきます。
上に統制を取っていただかないと、
惨事になりかねません

We've done as you asked.
言われた通りにした

Kira won't be inside the station;
if they're here they're outside!
キラはテレビ局内にはいない。
いるなら外だ！

There's a good chance that Kira may be somewhere within visual range,
devise methods of searching but ensure that you can't be seen.
ここから見える範囲にキラがいる可能性は十分にある。
こちらの姿を見られぬよう、工夫し捜索しろ

Yagami-san, I won't let this go to waste.
夜神さん、無駄にはしません

However, Kira's able to manipulate people before death,
they wouldn't have to go to Osaka themselves to mail this.
しかしキラは死の前の行動を操れる。
自分で大阪まで行き投函しなくても出せる

I'll confirm the contents of the copied tapes.
私は、コピーテープの方で内容を確認します

In addition, as proof that the police are willing to co-operate,
they order both L and a senior member of the police to appear on TV
and announce "We will co-operate with Kira".
それと、警察が協力することの証として、
警察幹部とＬがテレビに出演し、
キラに協力すると発表しろと言っています

By exposing the faces of myself and a senior policeman
they would be able to kill us should the police attempt anything funny.
幹部とともに私の顔を晒させ、
警察に妙な動きが出たら、そこから殺していくというわけです

What about the contents of the fourth video, if we answer "no"?
それで、ノーと答えた場合の４のビデオの内容は？

Since this reply indicates that the police will persistently fight against me,
I will have to take the life of the Chief of the Japanese Police Force,
or alternatively the life of the person directing this investigation, known as L.
警察はあくまであたしと戦うという返事ですから、
まず、日本警察庁長官の命、
もしくは捜査の指揮をとっているとされる、Ｌなる人物の命を取ります

Another Death God has come down to Earth
and that Death God's Death Note
has passed into the hands of a human who supports Kira.
人間界にもう１匹の死神が舞い下りた。
そしてその死神のデスノートは、
キラに賛同する人間の手にある

It's highly probable that this Kira has the eyes of a Death God.
In other words, this Kira's ability to kill is far greater than mine.
恐らくこいつは死神の目を持っている。
つまり殺傷能力は、遥かに僕より勝るキラ

Right now, the ideal thing for me to do would be...
to help out with the investigation,
and grasp both L's and the fake Kira's moves.
今、僕が一番理想とするのは…
捜査本部に協力し、
Ｌの動きと偽キラの動きを、把握すること

Ryuuzaki, it's just as we thought.
Of their own accord, world leaders have discussed this
and they want the real L to appear on TV.
リュウザキ、思っていた通りだ。
各国首脳が勝手に話し合い、
本物のＬをテレビに出演させろと言ってきた

That's the correct choice to make,
but we still have three days
so let's try and think of some countermeasures.
それが一番正しい選択です…
まあ、まだ３日ありますから、
対策を考えましょう

The probability of this Kira being a fake is extremely high.
No, a "second Kira" is probably a better description.
このキラはキラの偽物の可能性が高い…
いや、第二のキラというべきでしょう

The real Kira wouldn't have bothered with such small fry.
本物のキラなら、そんな雑魚でやって見せる必要は無い

Ryuuzaki, what are the chances of there being a second Kira?
リュウザキ、第二のキラという可能性は、いったいどのくらい？

Up till now, with the exception of those chasing after them,
Kira has avoided sacrificing the innocent.
今までキラは追う者は別として、
罪のない者の犠牲は避けていた

If we can catch one of the Kiras
I think that we'll get hints to help catch the other.
片方のキラが掴まれば、
もう片方を捕えるヒントは少なからず生まれると思うんです

Yagami-san, would it be okay
if we asked your son to help us in the investigation?
夜神さん、息子さんに捜査協力を
願ってもよろしいでしょうか？

No, I can't say that I don't still suspect him
but I am counting on his skills of deduction.
いえ、疑いは晴れたとは言えませんが、
息子さんの推理力が期待できる

So I want to know what kind of person Kira is.
And I want to meet and talk to them.
キラが、どんな人か知りたいの。
会ってお話ししたいとも思ってるよ

That's why I went through the trouble of sending those tapes to the TV station,
and ensured that I could get Kira to notice me!
そのためにわざわざテレビにあんなの送って、
キラに気付いて貰えるようにしたんだから

Kira will be interested. I'm sure of it!
キラは興味持ってくれたよね、きっと！

That's a dangerous game you're playing.
You could be killed. You know that, right?
危ない遊びだね。
殺されるかもしれない。わかってる？

Light, Ryuuzaki has asked for your help with the investigation.
If you're willing to help, we need you to come here as soon as possible.
ライト、リュウザキが捜査協力をしてほしいといっている。
やる気があるなら、すぐに来てくれ

And here I was thinking of how to broach the subject with them...
I'd never imagined that they would approach me with this first.
どうやってこっちから切り出そうか考えていたのに…
まさか向こうから来てくれるとは

In this manner, I'll be able to investigate both the Investigative Headquarters and the fake Kira
as much as I want.
これで捜査本部の内情と同時に、偽キラのことも
堂々と調べていける

I'm afraid that I can't let you
take any of the material away or make notes of it.
全ての資料等の持ち出しやメモを取ることは、
禁止です

So... we'll proceed by hiding the possibility of a second Kira,
and by having Yagami Light assist us with the investigation.
では、第二のキラの可能性は伏せ、
夜神ライト君に捜査協力してもらうという方向で行きます

But won't it be hard for us to investigate with him if we do that?
しかし、それでは一緒に捜査しにくいのでは？

Light-kun's skills of deduction are truly quite amazing.
If he sees these videos, he may be able to deduce
that this is the work of a second Kira.
ライト君の推理力には素晴らしいものがあります。
このビデオを見たら、第二のキラだという
推理をしてくれるかもしれません

Up until now, we've assumed that Kira needs a face and a name in order to kill.
Yet, from the fact that Ukita-san was killed when he happened to rush to the TV station that time...
and from the fact that Kira spoke as if they could kill L merely by having him appear on TV,
we can come to the conclusion that the second Kira can kill people merely by seeing their faces.
今まで私たちが想定してきたキラは、殺人に顔と名前が必要でした。
しかしあのとき、テレビ局にたまたま駆け付けたウキタさんが殺されたこと…
Ｌをテレビ出演させれば、殺せるような言い方をしていることから、
第二のキラは、顔だけで殺せるということになります

If, after reviewing the case and watching the videos,
Light-kun is able to deduce that there is a second Kira,
the majority of my suspicions against him will be alleviated.
要はライト君に捜査状況とビデオを見てもらい、
第二のキラの可能性があると推理したら、
ライト君の疑いはほぼ晴れるということです

If things continue to progress as they are,
I will die after appearing on TV in three days' time.
今のままなら、
私は第二のキラの要求通り、３日後にテレビ出演し死ぬことになります

I doubt that Kira would let an opportunity like this slide.
キラならこんな絶好の機会を棒に振ることはしないと思うんです

Watching these videos... the terrible quality of them makes me feel sick...
is that just because I'm the real Kira?
This is far more serious than a simple drop in my image as Kira...
このビデオを見て、出来の悪さに吐き気がするのは、
僕が本物のキラだからか…
全くキラのイメージダウン所の話ではない

But why has no one offered any explanations for any of these videos?
しかしなぜ、このビデオに関しての説明を誰もしてこない…？

Either way, I better not say anything stupid regarding this.
If I leave things as they are, L will die.
まぁどちらにしろ、僕もこのビデオに関しては、ヘタなことは何も言わないことだ。
放っておけばＬは死ぬんだ…

If nothing else, there's a high probability that this is not the same Kira that we've been dealing with until now.
The Kira we've been dealing with until now
would not have utilized the suspects used in this advanced broadcast.
少なくともこいつは、今までのキラじゃない可能性が高い。
今までのキラなら、
殺人予告にこんな容疑者を使ったりはしない

The same as L... I mean that's exactly the same theory as Ryuuzaki!
Ｌ…いや、リュウザキの推理とまったく同じ

If I were the only one to have come up with the "second Kira" theory,
people may have trouble believing me.
Since you've come to the same conclusion as I did,
it's become a much more convincing viewpoint.
私一人が第二のキラ説を考えても
説得力がない。
ライト君も同じ推理をしたことで、
より有力な説となります

Evidently they sympathize with Kira but they aren't very intelligent.
They might even obey the real Kira.
奴は明らかにキラに共鳴しているし、そんなに賢くはない…
本物のキラには従うかもしれません

I'd have expected nothing less from you, Ryuuzaki.
I was also thinking of that as the best course of action.
さすがだなリュウザキ。
僕もそれが一番いい手だと思っていた

Currently, I will tolerate the actions of the one that is taking my name.
They have worked on my behalf and have tried to aid me.
現時点では私を名乗った者に対し、私に協力し、私の代弁をしようとしたと、寛大に受け止めています

However, taking the lives of innocent people is directly against my beliefs.
しかし、罪のない者の命を奪ったりすることは私の意志と反する

If the person taking my name holds the same beliefs as I and is willing to help me,
they must stop acting impulsively
and learn to understand my true intentions.
もし私を名乗った者が私に共感し、協力する気持ちがあるならば、
勝手な行動は謹み、
まず私の意志を理解することです

I'll bring the envelope and everything else over as soon as I can;
for the moment, I'm sending you a copy to your computer.
すぐ封筒ごとそちらへ持っていきますが、
とりあえずコピーした映像を、パソコンに流しておきます

Kira-san, thank you for your response.
I will do as you ask.
キラさん、お返事ありがとうございます。
私はキラさんの言う通りにします

I don't believe that you have the eyes,
but don't worry, I won't kill you.
キラさんは目を持ってないと思いますが、
私はキラさんを殺したりはしません。安心してください

Please think of a way that we can meet without the police finding out.
何か警察の人にはわからない、会ういい方法を考えてください

If that's true, shouldn't we consider this to be the work of the original Kira?
それならやはり、これも今までのキラと考えるべきでは？

"Confirm our identities by showing each other our Death Gods", could mean that
they'll confirm each other's identity by demonstrating their ability to kill.
お互いの死神を見せ合えば確認できます、というのは、
殺しの力を見せ合い、確認すると考えればいい

You could be right... At the very least,
we can consider "Death God" as a common term of some significance
between Kira and the second Kira.
そうですね…少なくとも
「死神」という言葉は、キラと第二のキラの間では
共通し意味の通る何かと考えられる

The real Kira would want to avoid
any contact between the second Kira and the police.
キラの立場からすれば、第二のキラと警察の直接の接触などは
避けたいはず…

Well... I've tried to think of what the second Kira would do in this situation and...
They'd probably tell the police and the public further information that Kira would not want them to know,
to force Kira to seek an audience with them!
This could be very interesting!
ええ…そのとき第二のキラはどうするか考えてみたんですが…
もっと警察や世間にキラがバラされたくないことを公表し、
キラを焦らせ焚きつけ、自分に会わせようとする…
こうなれば面白い

It'll be even more interesting
if Kira does fear such a response and sends their own message by video.
それを恐れてキラが、ビデオ等でメッセージを送ってきたら、
もっと面白い

I'm rare in the Death God world.
I'm one of the few who actually knows how to kill a Death God.
私は死神界でも数少ない、
死神を殺す方法知っている死神だから

She seems so full of life... I wonder why it's today...
元気そうなのに…なんで今日なんだ…

I also became curious as to how she would die,
so I chose to watch with him.
私もどう死ぬのか気になって、
一緒に眺めることにした

At that moment, jealous turned to sand or rust...
something I couldn't identify... and died.
その瞬間、ジェラスは砂ともサビとも
わからぬものに変わり…死んだ

If he wasn't in love with that girl, he wouldn't have died?
その娘に恋してなければ、死神は死ななかったってこと？

If the second Kira makes a critical error and gets captured by the police,
there's a chance that they could find out about the Death Note.
第二のキラが致命的なヘマを犯し、警察に捕まったりすれば…
デスノートのことがバレる可能性がある

Confirmed that there was a Death God present in the Tokyo Dome.
I can only imagine that
they're suggesting that we do this on the 30th of May.
東京ドームで死神を確認する。
５月３０日にそうしようと言ってる
ようにしか見えない

If this goes out on TV, even the public will realize their intentions...
こんなのをテレビに映したら、一般人にも意図していることがバレる

Even though I have the eyes of a Death God,
I'm unable to see my own lifespan,
can you explain why that is again?
なんで死神の目を持ってても
自分の寿命が見えないのか、
もう一度よく教えて

Humans possessing a Death Note need only see
the lifespans of the humans they are going to kill.
ノートを持った人間は、
殺す人間の寿命だけが見えればいい

22nd of May... at Aoyama, we looked at each other's notebooks.
If by "notebooks" they mean "Death Notes",
then that's something that only I, as Kira, would understand.
５月２２日、青山でノートを見せ合う。
ノートという言葉がデスノートであるとすれば、
キラである僕にしか伝わらない

Broadcasting this will cause a panic,
and the game will be cancelled... don't they even realize this?
こんなものを放映したらパニックになり、
試合が中止になるのもわからないってことか

Yet, if we don't broadcast the diary,
the second Kira won't make their move.
日記を放映しなければ、
第二のキラは動かない

It'll be okay. The second Kira appears to worship Kira.
We should be fine in believing their promise
to our fake Kira that they won't take innocent lives.
それは大丈夫ですよ。第二のキラはキラを崇拝しているようですし、
我々の作ったキラに余計な犠牲は出さないと
誓ったことを、信じていいでしょう

I doubt that the real Kira will show, but I don't know about the second Kira...
we don't know how stupid they really are...
or even if they truly are as stupid as they seem.
I'll try and see if I can figure out any other hidden messages.
キラの方は来ると思ってませんが、第二のキラは分かりません…
どこまでバカなのか見えませんから。
それと、そこまでバカじゃないということも考え、
この日記に他のメッセージが隠されてないか、考えてみます

If they're using a code that only those with a Death God's power would understand,
then I won't be able to break it.
もし死神という力を持った者同士にしかわからない暗号が隠されていたら、
私には解読できません

But... we'll need to ensure that we keep a close surveillance
on all of the locations that are mentioned.
だが、この日記に記されている場所は、
徹底的にマークしておくべきです

I'll arrange to increase the number of surveillance cameras
around Shibuya and Aoyama as much as possible. In addition, on the respective days,
we'll need to have as many plain clothes policemen as possible at each location.
この青山、渋谷には、今から出来る限りの
監視カメラを増設し…当日は
出来る限り、私服警官を配備してもらいます

I occasionally go to Aoyama and Shibuya,
besides, I'm the least likely to look out of place
wandering around there with Matsui-san.
青山渋谷はたまに行ってる所だし、
松井さんと一緒にウロウロしてても、
一番不自然じゃないのは僕だ

As soon as I get back outside and switch my phone back on,
this always happens...
外に出て電源を入れると
すぐこれだ…

"As long as my suspicions aren't at 0%, be suspicious of his every move"
...is that what he's saying?
０％じゃない限りは、あくまでも疑っている
ということか…

Yup, if I saw a human with a Death God, I wouldn't tell you.
ああ、俺は死神の付いている人間を見ても、ライトには教えない

Seems that they've put a bit of effort into this.
けっこう手が混んでるな

Just What I expected from Light-kun!
No one would think that
there are police present in this group of young people.
さすがライト君、
この若者の集団に刑事がいるなんて、
まず誰も考えない

If I move around in a group, even if Ryuk gets seen,
they won't know who he's possessed.
これだけの人数で動けば、もしリュークを見られても、
誰に付いているかは分からない

In addition, it'll act as a wall against L's surveillance cameras.
It's not bad for investigative purposes either,
all that remains is to watch the entrance
of "Note Blue" prior to and after the performance.
Ｌの見る監視カメラへの壁にもなるし、
捜査方法としても悪くない。
後は開演前後の、ノートブルーの
入り口を見ればいいだけ

So it's written "Tsuki" but pronounced as "Light"!
月って書いて、ライトって読むのかぁ

I'd never guessed that Kira would be so young and handsome...
Everything's far better than I'd imagined it'd be!
まさかキラがあんな若くてカッコイイなんて…
何もかも想像以上…

In the end, on both the 22nd in Aoyama and the 24th in Shibuya,
there was no evidence of any suspicious activity occurring.
結局今のところ、２２日青山、２４日渋谷…
どちらも何も起きた形跡はなし

You mustn't approach Kira purely for the fun of it.
If you come in contact with Kira, you will almost certainly die.
You'll only be used!
興味本位で、キラに近づいては絶対にいけない。
キラに接触すれば、あなたは必ず殺されます。
利用されるだけです

All you should do now, is to think carefully about the value of human life.
Give us all the information you have and Kira and atone for your crimes.
Save the people of the world from the fear of Kira.
今あなたにできることは、人の命の尊さをよく考え、
キラの情報を我々に教えることで罪を償い、
キラの恐怖から世界の人々を救うことです

Mother, she's gone through all the effort of bringing this over,
could we get some tea or something?
母さん、わざわざ届けてくれたんだ、
お茶か何か

If you trade your eyes with a Death God,
you're able to see people's names and lifespans,
but you're unable to see the lifespan of someone who has a Death Note.
死神の目を持つと、
人間の寿命と名前を見ることができる。
でも、ノートを持っている人間の寿命は見えないんです

Okay, I've understood that much, but if you'd been caught,
Kira's secrets would've been revealed.
ま、それはわかったが、君がもし警察に捕まっていたら、
キラの秘密がバレていた

It's okay. So far, I haven't been caught,
and if I do as you say from now on, I won't get caught.
大丈夫、私は捕まってないし、
これからはあなたの言う通りに動けば捕まらない

If I handle this the wrong way, I could end up dead, but...
こいつを下手に扱うと殺される可能性がある…しかし

Impossible. That day in Aoyama,
there were triple the usual number of surveillance cameras operating.
無理だ。だいたいあの日の青山は、
いつもの３倍の監視カメラが付いていた

If we're to become close after that...
Even meeting each other now is risky.
その二人がその後接近したら…
今ここでこうしてることすらまずいんだ

These are photos of me on the day I went to Aoyama.
これ…青山に行った日の、あたしの写真です

Even I think through things a little before I act!
私だって、少しは考えて行動してます！

If you still refuse to trust me,
you can look after this notebook.
どうしても信じられないなら…
このノート、あなたが預かってください！

As long as you only look after it, I'll still be the owner,
so I should still be able to use the power of my eyes.
預かるだけなら、所有権は私にあるから、
目の能力は持続する　

This way, I won't be able to kill you,
but if I become useless to you, you can kill me.
これなら私はあなたを殺せないし、
私が不要になったら、あなたが私を殺せばいい

But you could've already torn out a page of the Death Note
and hidden it somewhere.
しかしもうノートから何ページか切り取って、
隠し持っているかもしれないじゃないか

Why do you have to be so suspicious of me!
I don't mind if I really am just used by you!
なんでそこまで疑うの？！
私は、あなたに利用されるだけでもいいの！

A year ago, my parents were murdered
directly in front of me by a burglar.
I couldn't forgive that...
私の両親は、ちょうど１年前、
私の目の前で強盗に殺された…
絶対に許せなかった

You went through all this trouble for the sole purpose of meeting Kira?
She was able to implement the bare minimum of countermeasures
against surveillance cameras and leaving fingerprints...
今までの無理なやり方は、キラに会いたいという一心ゆえ…
一応、監視カメラ、指紋への対策など、
最低限はできている

She's not as stupid as I thought...
Plus, she's saying that she'll do as I say from now on...
思ったよりバカではない…
それに、これからは僕に従うと言っている

Those eyes of yours, which you traded half your life
for in order to find me and aid me,
will be a great weapon.
僕に会うため、僕の力になるために、
残りの寿命を半分にした君の目は、
武器になる

"Pretend to be", huh?
I guess that'll do for now.
彼氏の振りかぁ…
最初はそれでもいいや

I guess I'll have to if I want her to trust me.
信用させるのに必要か…

Even though you're a Death God,
you and Rem are completely different types!
死神と言っても
レムとは全然違うタイプね

There is a real possibility that
Kira and the second Kira made contact there.
I'd like to check all of these.
キラと第２のキラはここで接触した
可能性が高いですから、
これは私が全部チェックしたい

I can't imagine that
any Death God would do something like that.
そんなことをする死神がいるとは
思えないけどな

Well, you'll certainly never do anything of the sort.
そうだな、少なくともリュークは絶対なさそうだ

However, I will join Kira in purging the world of evil,
and will gain their acceptance through aiding them.
しかし、私はキラとともに世の中の悪を消していき、
キラに協力して認めてもらいます

Then, I shall proceed by sharing these powers with people
that I find worthy
and would like to continue making this world a better place.
そして、この力を与えるに相応しい人間には
どんどん力を分け、
世の中を良くしていきたいと思います

Don't say "Can you do this?", just tell me to do it!
I will do whatever you ask of me.
できるかじゃなくて、やれでいいよ。
あたしはライトの言いなりになるから

There's one more important thing that I've got to mention...
If we get caught by the police...
even if we get caught as suspects...
we can't mention anything about each other or the notebooks.
Unless they have the notebooks, there is no proof.
それともう一つ大事なこと…
もし警察に捕まったら、
容疑者として捕まったとしても、
絶対互いのことと、ノートのことはしゃべらない。
ノートを押え検証しない限り、証拠は無いんだからな

It seems like you won't understand unless I spell it out for you.
言っておかないと、分かってもらえそうにないな

L thinks that even if I am Kira,
as long as he keeps his name hidden, he's safe.
So, to investigate me further, he revealed himself to me as "L".
Ｌは、僕がキラであろうと、
名前を隠せば危険ではないと考え、
僕を直接探るために、Ｌだと名乗り出た

But more importantly, if someone suddenly starts to make contact with me,
while at the same time, Kira and the second Kira's
attitudes towards society are changing,
that person will be suspected of being the second Kira.
The suspicions of me being Kira will then deepen.
それよりも、これから急に僕に近づく者が現れ、
社会に対する、キラと第２のキラの態度に変化があれば、
その者が第２のキラである疑い、
僕がキラである疑いをより深めることになり得る

In order to get rid of L, I need you.
Ｌを消すには君が必要だ

As much as possible,
I'd like to meet you in person to pass on information...
so, to ensure that our meetings remain unnoticed,
I'll aim to go out with lots of different girls.
君とはなるべく
直接会って連絡していきたい。
だから、君に会うことが目立たないよう、
他の女の子ともたくさん会うようにする

It's true that I wanted to meet Kira out of gratitude and sympathy,
as opposed to love. But Light, from the first time I saw you, I...
ミサがキラに会いたかったのは、確かに感謝と共感で、
愛じゃなかったけど…ライトを一目見た時からあたし…

Currently, Rem's an even bigger threat than L.
こうなると、現時点でＬよりも厄介な存在だ…

More importantly, I need to think of
a method of using Misa's eyes to kill L.
If only I could get rid of L..
それよりも、ミサの目を利用し、Ｌを殺すことを
考えるんだ。
Ｌさえ消せば…

The final message from Misa will arrive today.
It should be passed directly to the investigation,
as opposed to going to the TV station.
今日、ミサから最後のメッセージが着く。
しかしそのビデオはテレビ局にはいかず、
捜査本部に回されるはずだ

Please don't dwell upon such matters.
I don't like fickle things such as "Miss Whatever".
そんなこと、考えないでください。
私はミスなんとかだとか、浮ついたものは嫌いです

I'd assumed that
you'd get the same impression as I did.
ライト君なら私と同じ印象を受けると
思っていたんですが

If I were truly Kira... I wouldn't do that.
No matter how you're threatened,
there's no way that you'd actually appear on TV.
もし僕がキラだったら、そんなことはしないよ。
Ｌはどんな脅迫をされようと、
テレビに出たりはしない

You would never consider taking the fall for someone else.
Without a doubt, you'd have some sort of plan to get out of it.
人の身代わりになる気など、更々ない。
何か逃れる手段を必ず考える

Light, even if it's purely theoretical,
I want you to stop with this "if I were Kira" talk.
ライト、例え話でも、
もし自分がキラならなんて話すのは止めろ

Or should I say, it'd be a problem if he was, because...
Light-kun is... the first friend I've ever had.
いや、ライト君がキラでは困ります。
ライト君は…私の初めての友達ですから

Ryuuzaki... he's easily managed to deduce
the connection between Kira and the second Kira.
Looks like I'll need to get rid of my enemies as soon as possible.
リュウザキの奴、あっさりとキラと第２のキラの繋がりに
勘づいている。
やはり、できるだけ早く消さなければ…

It'll be even more dangerous to meet Misa from now on.
これではますます、ミサに会うことは危険だ

I couldn't wait an entire two weeks,
so I was just on my way over to see you!
どうしても２週間待てなくて、
いまライトの家に行こうとしてた所

Yeah, well, I've seen this girl a number of times from the Death God world,
and due to certain circumstances,
I've got some feelings for her.
ああ、この娘のことは死神界から何度か見ていたし。
ある事情があって、
少し情が移ってね

Rem wants you to be happy,
yet if one of us is caught by L,
that happiness will be threatened.
レムは君の幸せを願っているし、
どちらかがＬに捕まりでもすれば、
二人の幸せは脅かされる

Although Death Gods aren't supposed to tell humans other people's names,
there's no rule that stipulates who Rem can and can't kill.
確かに死神は、人間に人の名前を教えてはいけないが、
レムが誰かを殺そうと制約はないもんな

If you kill L,
I'll have even greater feelings for Misa,
and I'd be thankful to you too, Rem.
もしＬを殺してくれれば、
僕はよりミサを愛しく思うし、
レムにも感謝する

I don't like you,
so even if I end up prolonging your life, it won't kill me.
I'll kill L. He means nothing to me.
私はお前が嫌いだ。
お前の寿命を延ばす結果になっても、私は死なない。
Ｌを殺してやるよ。Ｌなんて私にとっては、どうでもいい人間だ

Oh! In that case, have this!
Misa will give you one of hers!
じゃあ、だったらこれ！
ミサの携帯１個あげる

Probably tomorrow. Regardless of whether we go ahead with killing L or not,
I'll give you a call.
多分明日。Ｌを処刑するしないにかかわらず、
一度連絡を入れるよ

I was pretty surprised when you just kissed her out of nowhere.
しかし、いきなりキスとは驚いた

Since Ryuuga's identity as L isn't publicly known,
I've got to be prepared for the fact that
if he dies, I will be strongly suspected of being Kira.
Ｌとして公になっていない今、
リュウガが死ねば、僕がキラだという疑いが濃厚になることは、
覚悟しなければならない

If I make it an "accidental death"
hardly anyone will suspect that I'm Kira,
and even if they do, there'll be no proof.
ここでＬに事故死を使えば、
僕をキラだと疑える者はほとんどいない…
いたとしても証拠などない

I'll arrange it so that you can use Watari as you please.
The rest will be up to you.
ワタリを自由に使えるようにしておきますから、
後はあとはお願いします

Ryuuzaki! You said that
the majority of your suspicions had already been dismissed!
How deeply do you really suspect my son?!
リュウザキ、疑いはほとんど晴れたと
言っておいて、
一体本心ではどこまで息子を…

Nothing like this has ever happened before...
If Kira and the second Kira have indeed made contact...
...I'm in a dire pinch.
こんなこと今までなかった…
キラと第２のキラが繋がったとすれば、
私は大ピンチです

Thus, right now, I'm probably incapable of calmly analyzing myself.
ですから自分を、冷静に分析できなくなっているのかもしれません

I could solely be doing this because I have no other suspects.
Nevertheless, if I am killed now,
please conclude that your son is Kira.
他に疑える者がいないから、固執しているだけかもしれない。
それでも…今、私が殺されたら、
息子さんがキラだと断定してください

Never mind that,
you said you were "scared of showing your face in public", are you okay?
そんなことより、
人に顔を出すのは怖いと言っていたのに、大丈夫なのか？

Yagami-kun, I realized I'd be fine as long as you're not Kira.
夜神君がキラでなければ大丈夫だと気づきました

That's why, if I'm killed within the next few days... you are Kira.
I've informed everyone at Headquarters of that fact.
なのでもし私が近日殺されたら、夜神ライトがキラだと
本部の皆さんに言っておきました

You said yourself that it's lonely without me around,
so I thought I'd come in for a change of scenery.
As long as I don't die, university is fun.
夜神君も私の休学を寂しいと言ってくれましたし。
少しは気分転換に来ることに。
死ななきゃ大学は楽しいところです

Yeah, he's got the same name as the idol. Funny, huh?
ああこいつ、あのアイドルと同姓同名なんだ、面白いだろ

Yagami-kun... I'm very jealous.
I've been a fan of Misa's since the August edition of "Eighteen".
夜神君…うらやましいです。
エイティーン８月号からのミサさんファンです

I want to find out L's real name from Misa as soon as possible,
but with all these hangers-on around...
ともかく、早くミサからＬの本名を聞き出したいが…
この取り巻きが邪魔だ！

No matter. Even if Misa leaves,
all I need to do is make one phone call to find out.
いいぞ…ミサがここから出て行けば、
後は電話１本で名前を聞き出せる

It's over. It's been all sorts of fun, L.
終わりだ…いろいろ楽しかったよ、Ｌ

This is probably both good and bad news for you.
We've apprehended Amane Misa on suspicion of being the second Kira.
夜神君にとってはうれしかったり悲しかったりだと思いますが…
アマネミサを第二のキラ容疑で確保しました

When the second Kira sent the video tapes from Amane's room,
they left a great deal of evidence, such as hairs and clothing fibres,
stuck to packing tape used to seal the envelopes.
アマネの部屋から第二のキラがビデオテープを送った時、
封をしていたガムテープに付着していた
毛や洋服の繊維など、多数の証拠が出ました

We believe that announcing she's under suspicion of being the second Kira
would cause public chaos,
so we're saying she's gone to be questioned about
the charges held against her manager for drug possession.
However, I doubt the public will find that out.
第二のキラ容疑ということでは
世間の混乱が予想されるので、
マネージャーの麻薬所持容疑への
任意同行にしていますが…
世間に出ることはないでしょう

Bring a visual of her up.
彼女の映像をこっちにもくれ

She's been apprehended on suspicion of being the second Kira.
It's only natural to take these precautions.
第二のキラとして捕えたんです、
これくらい当たり前です

Now, we need a confession of
how she killed people, if she knows Kira, and if she knows who Kira is.
後はどう殺したのか、キラを知ってるのか、知ってるなら誰なのか…
自供させるしかありません

Watari, as long as you're careful,
I won't mind if you use slightly dubious methods.
Get her to spit it out.
ワタリ、十分に注意しながら、
多少理不尽なやり方でも構いません…
吐かせてください

I know you could kill me in an instant if you wanted to!
あなたなら私をすぐ殺せるでしょ！

Yagami Light, even though I offered to help Misa escape, she refused.
It's probably because she realized that
she would be seen as having special powers, which would cause you trouble...
夜神ライト、ミサは私が逃がしてやると言っても拒絶した。
自分に特別な力が備わっていると思われて、お前に迷惑がかかると
思ったからだろう

And when she realized she was reaching the limit of her mentality,
she began to ask for me to kill her.
そして精神的に限界が来たと見ると、
私に殺してくれと頼み始めた

Even though she's begged me to, there's no way I could kill Misa.
I couldn't bear to watch her suffer like that.
いくら頼まれても、そんなミサを殺せない。
見ていられなかった

Once you forfeit ownership of a Death Note,
all the memories you have of it completely disappear.
デスノートの所有権を放棄すれば、
デスノートに関する記憶が一切消える

So, there'd be no danger of her giving away your secret.
秘密がミサから漏れることはなくなる

The human you love is Yagami Light. Those feelings alone will remain.
That is why you should give up ownership of your Death Note
and entrust everything to Yagami Light.
ミサの好きな人間は夜神ライト…その感情だけは残る。
だからミサ、ノートの所有権を放棄して、
すべて夜神ライトに託せ

If Misa has no memory of the Death Note,
it's possible that she can be released.
デスノートの記憶が飛べば、
ミサを釈放させることも不可能じゃない

Yagami Light, I knew that this would be the best option for you,
which is why I suggested it to Misa.
夜神ライト、今のお前にとっては、これが一番望ましい方法だとわかっていて、
私はミサに提案した

If you don't save Misa, I will kill you.
ミサを助け出さなければ、お前を殺す

I've got a fair idea of what L might do from here,
and I have a plan.
これからのＬの出方はだいたい分かっている…
僕に考えがある

Just as I thought, as long as I have Ryuk's Death Note,
even if I discard Rem's Death Note,
I won't forget about Rem.
やはり、リュークのデスノートを持っていれば、
レムのノートを捨てても、
僕の記憶からレムが消えるわけではない

You know, I never guessed the notebook I gave you
would end up discarded in the ground somewhere.
まさか、オレの渡したノートの最後は、
土の中に捨てられるとはなぁ

I will discard it... the very next time the word "discard" escapes my mouth.
Regardless of the context in which I say it,
when I say that word, I'll mean it in relation to discarding the notebook.
捨てるのは…次に僕が、捨てるという言葉を口にした時だ。
その時は文脈に関わらず、
その言葉を、ノートを捨てるという意味で口にする

She's been like this ever since she passed out...
一度気を失って、気づいてからずっとこのパターンだ…

Yes, exactly as you said.
We covered up her eyes and mouth from behind,
and said clearly, so she could hear,
"we're arresting you on suspicion of being the second Kira".
言われた通り、
後から目と口を押さえ、
第２のキラ容疑で連行すると、
彼女には聞こえるように…

Before you fell asleep, you were denying everything,
and even went as far as saying "kill me",
yet, now we have a senseless struggle like this?
寝る前はほとんど黙秘し、
殺せとまで言っておきながら、
今更悪あがきか？

Ryuuzaki, it's as I stated on the phone...
I might be Kira.
リュウザキ、電話でも言ったが…
僕が、キラかもしれない

Father, if Ryuuzaki is L,
it's not an exaggeration to say that he's the best detective in the world.
父さん、リュウザキがＬなら、
世界一といっても過言ではない探偵だ

That same L is labeling me as Kira. I have to be Kira.
I don't even understand myself anymore.
そのＬが僕をキラだと決めつけている。きっと僕がキラなんだ…
もう自分でも自分がわからなくなる

Even though I'm not conscious of it,
I could be killing people while I sleep or something!
僕に自覚がなくても、
例えば寝ている間に、もう一人の僕が殺人を犯しているのかもしれない

That you haven't.
To be honest, there was a period of five days where
we set up surveillance cameras in your room.
それはありませんでした。
実はライト君の部屋に５日間ほど
監視カメラを付けていた時があったんです

You slept normally at night.
Having seen that criminals continued to die,
despite you having no access to their information,
I concluded not that you were innocent;
merely that, if you were Kira, you would not give yourself away on camera.
ライト君は夜、普通に寝ていました。
ライト君が情報を得ていない時に
報道された犯罪者が死んでいったことから、
キラではないではなく、
カメラはつけていても、キラとしてのボロは出さないと判断しました

That could be true.
If I'm honest, I've sometimes thought that
some criminals would be better off dead.
実際そうなのかもしれない。
正直に言うが、僕はある程度の犯罪者は、死んだ方がいいとも
思っている

I think anyone who thinks this way, could become Kira.
こういう考えを持っている人間なら、誰でもキラに成り得ると思うんだ

I often find myself thinking that certain people would be better off dead,
but that doesn't mean we'd really go and kill them. Right?
こんなヤツ死んだ方がいいと思うことなんて、しょっちゅうある！
でも、だからって本当に人を殺したりしない

Besides, criminals that you had no knowledge of continued to die.
The surveillance cameras proved this!
それに、ライト君が情報を得てない犯罪者が死んでいったんだ！
それは、監視カメラが証明してくれた！

N-No.. at the time, we didn't have enough manpower,
and only watched his movements inside of the house.
いや…あの時は、捜査員不足もあり、
在宅時しか見ていない

It's not like we watched him 24/7 over those five days,
he may have had a way of killing people when he was out of the house.
５日間、２４時間監視していたわけじゃない。
家にいない時に、殺人をする方法があったのかもしれない

Did you predict that things would turn out this way, Yagami Light?
こうなることを予想していたのか夜神ライト…？

But if we detain him like Amane in the long term,
and criminals continue to die...
that would make Yagami Light not Kira, right?
しかし、アマネのようにこれから長期に渡り拘束したとして、
今後世に出る犯罪者が死んでいったら、
夜神ライトはキラではない、か…

This is stupid! There's no way my son could be Kira!
バカな！息子がキラであるはずが…

I can't continue chasing Kira, when deep down,
I don't even know whether I'm Kira or not.
僕も、このまま自分がキラではないのかと、
心のどこかで悩みながら、キラを追っていくことはできない

The one currently imprisoned under suspicion of being Kira is my own son.
I have no right to be here.
今キラとして疑われ監禁されているのは私の息子…
私は、ここにいる資格はない

Even when we were discussing his detention,
I tried to prevent it due to my own personal feelings.
監禁するか否か、さっき話していた時も、
私は一人私情で息子を監禁させまいとしていた

But, though you'll be imprisoned,
you'll have your cell phone turned on, now and again as usual,
and will continue to communicate with your family and the outside world.
ただし夜神さんは監禁といっても、
今まで通り携帯の電源はたまに入れ、
家族や外部との更新を普通に行う

Light-kun won't be informed of this,
and if he talks to you,
we need him to think that you're still part of this investigation.
ライト君にはその事実を教えず、
ライト君が話しかけてきたら
この本部にいるように思わせ会話する

Even while you're imprisoned,
you'll be kept up to date with the investigation at all times.
そして夜神さんには監禁された中でも、
すべての捜査状況を随時報告する

Stalker-san, I want to take a bath.
I'm guessing you know where I live anyway...
fetch me a change of clothes...
ストーカーさん、お風呂入りたい…
どうせあたしのウチ知ってるんでしょ、
着替え持ってきてよ…

There have been reports of some likely criminals,
but ever since you've been imprisoned,
not a single criminal has been killed.
それなりの犯罪者が何人か報道されましたが、
ライト君を監禁してから、
誰一人犯罪者は殺されなくなりました

I thought that even if I imprisoned Yagami Light, the killings would continue.
Yet, they've completely stopped.
夜神ライトを監禁しても、キラの犯罪者の裁きは止まらないと読んでいたが、
実際はピタリと止まった…

It looked as though he was voluntarily offering to imprison himself,
but the way this is going, he'll end up as Kira.
夜神ライトは自分から監禁を望んだように見えたが、
これでは、夜神ライトはキラだったということになる…

Now the question remains, whether or not he was conscious of being Kira.
Even if he is Kira, does he think that
pretending to be unaware of it will make it alright?
こうなると問題は、キラの自覚があったかなかった、
自分がキラであったとしても、自覚がなかったと押し通しさえすれば済むと
考えているのか…？

In any case, the only thing to do is to be patient...
even if there's nothing to do.
とにかく我慢するしかないな、
ヒマでも…

Stalker-san... you won't be able to sell a video of me just sitting down.
ストーカーさん…ずっと座ってるだけのビデオじゃ売れないよぉ…

During the five days Light-kun's been imprisoned,
not a single reported criminal has died.
In this kind of situation, it's harder on the parent than the suspect.
ライト君を拘束してから５日、その間、
新たに報道された犯罪者は一人も死なない。
こういう時は本人よりも親の方が辛いんじゃないかな…

As a result, this has pretty much decided that Light-kun is Kira.
これでもう、ほとんどライト君がキラだったってことが決まりだからな…

...umm, no. I think it would be better if you don't think too much about this.
No matter what you're thinking as you sit there,
it won't affect the end results.
いえ、あまり思い詰めないようにと…
夜神さんがそこで深刻に考え込んでいても、
結果は同じです

Don't be ridiculous! There's no such thing as a relaxing environment
in my current circumstances!
バカな！こんな状況で
気の休まる所などない！

Even I can't say that I look too good at the moment...
but such meaningless pride... I'll discard it.
自分でも格好のいい状態とはとても思えないが…
そんなくだらないプライドは…捨てる！

Do you actually believe that
it's possible to do what Kira does and not be aware of it?!
I am not conscious of being Kira, therefore I am not Kira!
キラという殺人鬼がやってきたこと、自覚なしでやっていた
なんて思えるか？！
キラとしての自覚がない僕は、キラじゃない！

I also believe that Kira cannot be unaware of who they are,
but if you're Kira, then it all adds up.
私も、キラが自分をキラだと自覚してないなどとは考えていません。
しかしライト君がキラだとしたら、全ての辻褄は合います

As soon as we imprisoned you, the killings stopped.
ライト君を監禁した途端、キラによる殺人が止まったのですから

Now that the murdering of criminals has stopped,
there's no way we can release him.
Even I've realized that much.
犯罪者が殺されなくなった以上、
監禁を解くわけにはいかない。
そのくらい僕だってわかりますよ

Well, no matter what anyone says,
at this rate, Yagami Light will be confirmed as Kira.
We can close the case and everyone'll be happy.
まあ、誰が何を言おうと、
このままなら、夜神ライトがキラで、
事件解決ってことでいいんじゃないか？

Two weeks' worth of criminals were taken out in one shot yesterday!
昨日１日で２週間以上裁かれていなかった犯罪者が一気に！

Use the zoom or whatever to look closely at my eyes!
Are these the eyes of someone who's lying?!
ズームにでも何でもして、僕の目を見てくれ！
これが、嘘をついている人間の目か？！

Misa would like to know that herself.
Kira's super hero that's killed the criminal who murdered Misa's parents.
ミサが知りたいよ…
キラは、ミサの親を殺した強盗を裁いてくれた、正義の味方だもん…

I want you to continue disposing of criminals in this manner.
Once this is over, you can do whatever you want with this notebook.
こうして、報道された犯罪者を消していってもらう。
後はこのノート、お前の好きに使っていい

This is a good deal for both you and me, don't you agree?
As you might say, "it's good business", right?
お前にとっても私にとっても、これはいい取引なのだろ。
お前に言わせれば、いいビジネスというやつか

If Misa was fine after so many weeks of this,
she'd be some kind of weirdo...
何十日もこれで元気があったら
ミサが異常よ…

It seems like all three of them are reaching their limits.
もう３人とも、限界って感じですね

It's as Light-kun's said, Kira killed Lind L. Tailor and those FBI agents.
If they were able to kill without the need to acquire information,
there would have been no need to kill Tailor or the FBI.
ライト君の言ったように、キラはリンドエルテーラーや、ＦＢＩを殺している。
監視され、情報を得なくても人を殺せるなら、
テーラーやＦＢＩを殺す必要はない

Oh, I see. If they could kill people under those conditions,
they could have left the FBI agents alone
because they'd have posed no threat.
なるほど、この状況で人が殺せるなら、
ＦＢＩなんて放っておいても
困らなかったはずですよね

Could I get you to return to Headquarters?
一度本部に戻ってきてもらえませんか？

I'd like everyone to hear my verdict on this matter.
I'd like you, Yagami-san, as Light-kun's father, to be the first.
この件に関する私の結論を聞いていただきたい。
まず、ライト君の父親である夜神さんにです

At the beginning, they mentioned
something about "suspicion of being the second Kira"!
They were actually serious about that?!
最初、
第２のキラ容疑でなんとかかんとかって、
あれマジだったってこと？

Surely not...
the police would never tie me up like a maniac.
まさかね…
あんなマニアックな縛り方警察がするわけないし

I guess this means
we're no longer under suspicion and finally free.
やっと疑いが晴れて、自由になれる
といったとこか…

L has concluded that Yagami Light is Kira and Amane Misa is the second Kira,
and if we dispose of both of you,
the "Kira killings" will end.
Ｌは夜神ライトをキラ、アマネミサを第２のキラと断定し、
お前たち二人を抹殺すれば、
キラによる殺人は止まると断言した

L's proposal of killing both of you, so stopping the "Kira killings",
was quickly accepted by all the heads of the United Nations and the Government.
お前たち二人を抹殺すれば、キラによる殺人は止まるというＬの提案を、
国連、政府、全てのトップがあっさり聞き入れた

He's solved all sorts of impossible problems in the post and
he's yet to be proven wrong.
過去の難事件もことごとく解決し、
彼が間違ったことは一度もない

L's even said that if the murders don't stop
he will take full responsibility for it and pay with his life.
Ｌはもしこれで殺人が止まらなければ、
自分の死をもって責任を取るとまで言っている

I deliberately brought both of you here
instead of the execution chamber.
私が勝手に処刑場ではなく
ここへお前たちを連れてきた

No, I'm different from Kira.
I have responsibilities, both as a parent and also as the Chief of Police.
いや、キラとは違う。
私には、親としての責任、刑事局長としての責任がある！

Even if we die here, they still won't know the truth!
ここで死んでも、真相は何もわからないままだ！

Whatever path you choose, you'll be executed,
and if that's the case, at least it will be by my hand.
どの道お前は処刑される。
ならばせめて、私の手で…

Both of you, forgive me.
This was the sole method of freeing you.
許してくれ二人とも…
お前たちを監禁から解くためには、こうするしかなかった…

I did exactly like you asked and as you can see, I'm still alive.
言われた通りやったが、私はこの通り生きている

If Amane was truly the second Kira and could kill purely by looking at someone,
I'm sure we can assume
she would have killed Yagami-san before he shot Light-kun.
あれならばアマネが姿を見れば殺せる第２のキラだとした場合、
ライト君が撃たれる前に、夜神さんを殺したと
考えていいでしょう

And if Light-kun was Kira,
the way I've imagined Kira to be,
they would even kill a parent if necessary.
またライト君がキラの場合でも、
私の中のキラは
いざとなれば親でも殺したはずです

However, in Light-kun's case, I can't discount the possibility that
he may have figured out that it was an act at some stage.
But, as promised, I'll end their imprisonment.
ライト君の場合、途中から演技を見破っていた
可能性も否めませんが…
しかし約束通り、二人の監禁は終わりにします

And also as promised...
Amane Misa, although you may insist that those tapes are occult videos,
due to your confession that you sent them and other points of evidence,
you will remain under surveillance till Kira is caught and everything is resolved.
そしてこれも約束通り、
アマネミサはオカルトビデオと言い張っていますが、
ビデオを送った自白と数点の証拠がありますので、
キラが捕まり全てが解明されるまでは監視下に置く

As long as you're innocent, all the surveillance means is that
you'll be protected by the police.
監視というのは自分に非がなければ、
逆に警察に守られることにもなる

Oh, really? Well, since Misa isn't the second Kira,
she just has to think of it as having a bodyguard!
そっか、じゃぁミサ第２のキラじゃないし、
ボディガードがついたと思えばいいんだ

But Light is Misa's Light after all,
and if you're around 24 hours a day,
when is Misa supposed to go on dates?
でもライトはミサのライトだし、
だいたい２４時間一緒って、
ミサはいつライトとデートするの？

Unavoidably, when you go on a date, it'll be the three of us together.
デートする時は必然的に３人でとなります

Does that mean we have to kiss and stuff in front of you?!
あなたの前でキスとかしろって言うの？！

So, when I said, "I love you",
you just took advantage of that to kiss me?
じゃぁ好きって言われたのを
いいことに、やっちゃえってキスとかしたんだ！

Is it that wrong of Misa
to hang around Aoyama without a reason?
理由がなければ、ミサが青山フラフラしちゃ
いけないわけ？

So, when you returned home from Aoyama you knew Light-kun's name,
someone you'd just fallen in love with at first sight...
Yet you have no idea as to how you knew his name?
そして青山に行って帰って来たら、
人目惚れしたライト君の名前を知っていた。
どうやって名前を知ったのかは自分でも分からない

If Light was Kira, I'd love him even more!
Although, I couldn't possibly love you more than I do now.
ライトがキラだったら、ライトをもっともっと好きになっちゃう。
もうこれ以上好きになれないくらい、今も好きだけど

I'm a Kira supporter,
I'd try and think up ways to help him
rather than be afraid.
ミサ、キラ肯定派だし、
怖いどころか、
きっと何かお役に立てないか考えるよ

Well, could you please act as if you're serious about her?
じゃあライト君も本気であるように振舞ってもらえませんか？

Given the incident with the video tapes, it's clear that
she has some sort of connection with the second Kira.
アマネが第２のキラと関係あるのは、
ビデオの件から確かです

Having you draw out the beginnings of an answer from Amane,
was one of the main reasons I released both of you.
そうしてアマネから解明の糸口を掴もうというのも、
二人を解放した大きな理由です

Ryuuzaki... even if it's for the sake of solving the investigation into Kira,
there's no way I can bring myself to use a girl's emotions like that.
リュウザキ、いくらキラ事件解決のためとはいえ、
女性のそういう気持ちを利用するなんて、僕にはできない

For me, walking all over someone's goodwill is
one of the worst things you can ever do,
it's something that I can't forgive.
人の行為を踏みにじるようなことは、
僕の中で１番許せない、
憎むべき行為なんだ

There's definitely something strange going on...
I can only imagine that somehow his personality changed.
Is it even possible to just act like this?
やはり何かがおかしい、
性格が変わったとしか…
こんなことを演技でできるのか？

However, it'd help me a lot if you could ensure that
she doesn't reveal anything about this investigation, given its secrecy.
しかし、捜査上の秘密等が彼女から漏れないよう、
ライト君からもよく言っておいてもらえると、助かります

Ryuuzaki, is it possible to change this system
of moving hotels every few days?
リュウザキ、何日かおきに、ホテルを転々とする
この今の体制、なんとか変えられないのか？

As much as possible, I'd like everyone to live here.
みなさんには出来る限りここで生活していただきます

Even if we choose to increase the number of people on the investigation,
it can accommodate at least 60.
捜査員を増やすことになっても、
６０人くらいまでは大丈夫です

Surely Misa-san won't complain if we give her an entire floor.
ミサさんには１フロア与えれば文句も出ないでしょう

If I were you, I'd shut it more.
If you're too stupid, you could get killed.
お前もう黙ってた方がいいと思うよ。
あんまりバカだと殺されるから

All eight of us here are still young,
but it's rumored that all of us are
capable of going for the company presidency in the near future.
ここにいる８人は皆まだ若いが、
一応将来社長のイスも狙えると
言われているメンバーだ

In reality, since we started these meetings,
our salaries have multiplied to several times the salary of a regular employee.
そして現に、この集まりが始まった時から、
報酬は他の社員の何倍にもなった

It just seems really strange to me that
Kira would give their backing to a single enterprise.
However I think about it, it can only mean that
out of the eight of us, one of us is... Kira.
キラが一企業に肩入れするなんて
変な話だ。
どう考えたって、
この８人の誰かが、キラってことじゃないか

People with tunnel vision are unable to think of anything else...
Even when there's an alternative right in front of their eyes.
人間一つの考えにとらわれると他の事が考えられなくなる。
実は目の前に別の解決法があったなんてことは…よくあるもんな

If it wasn't for the campfire...
we would probably have continued and met our fate.
キャンプファイヤーなんかしなけりゃ、
案外、そのままずるずるいってたかもしれないな

Why does drowsiness fail to overtake you
at these kinds of moments?
なんでこういう時に限って、
眠気ってやつは襲ってこないだろう

I just want to fall asleep without thinking about anything.
何も考えずただ眠っていたい

I suppose we should accept the offer.
お言葉に甘えるとするか

I'll be there as soon as I return the boat.
船を返したら、僕もすぐにいくよ

Is this the group... of fools who attempted to waste their lives?
お前さん方か、命を粗末にしよった阿呆どもは

To throw away the lives given to you by your parents is a mark of a fool.
親から貰った命を勝手に捨てようとするなんざ阿呆のすることだ

If you had actually died, there wouldn't be any means of salvation...
At least everyone was able to come back alive.
これで本当に死んじまってりゃ救いようがないが…
生きて帰った分、少しはマシだがな

What did you think would have happened
if you didn't make it back in one piece?
もしお前さんたちが無事に戻らなかったら、
どうなったと思う？

Everyone from the yacht harbor
would have been summoned.
ヨットハーバーの関係者は総出で
捜索に駆り出されることになる

Perhaps the fishing union
would have been asked to be involved in the search.
下手すりゃ、漁業組合の人間も
巻き込まれるかも知れん

Daily work of the inns around the area would have been hindered
due to inquiries about you. And if the bodies were found, that would
spark even more commotion.
ここらの旅館も問い合わせやら何やらで、
仕事が滞るだろうし、仏が上がったら上がったで、大騒ぎになる

If it washed ashore near an inn,
customers would indefinitely avoid it.
下手に旅館の側にでも流れつこうものなら、
客足にも影響が出る