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ボットのつぶやき : You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it
doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
-- Hepler, Systems Design 182
doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
-- Hepler, Systems Design 182
ボットのつぶやき : Life is like an analogy.
ボットのつぶやき : FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #31
A: Chicken Teriyaki.
Q: What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot?
A: Chicken Teriyaki.
Q: What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot?
ボットのつぶやき : The ideal voice for radio may be defined as showing no substance, no sex,
no owner, and a message of importance for every housewife.
-- Harry V. Wade
no owner, and a message of importance for every housewife.
-- Harry V. Wade
ボットのつぶやき : Women are more easily and more deeply terrified ... generating more
sheer horror than the male of the species.
-- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4
sheer horror than the male of the species.
-- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4
ボットのつぶやき : You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
ボットのつぶやき : A good reputation is more valuable than money.
-- Publilius Syrus
-- Publilius Syrus
ボットのつぶやき : Americans are people who insist on living in the present, tense.
ボットのつぶやき : What is the sound of one hand clapping?
ボットのつぶやき : Deliberation, n.:
The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is
buttered on.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is
buttered on.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
ボットのつぶやき : If you want divine justice, die.
-- Nick Seldon
-- Nick Seldon
ボットのつぶやき : FOOLED you! Absorb EGO SHATTERING impulse rays, polyester poltroon!!
ボットのつぶやき : Forgive and forget.
-- Cervantes
-- Cervantes
ボットのつぶやき : No matter who you are, some scholar can show you the great idea you had
was had by someone before you.
was had by someone before you.
ボットのつぶやき : P-K4
ボットのつぶやき : Art is a jealous mistress.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
ボットのつぶやき : Double!
ボットのつぶやき : We have art that we do not die of the truth.
-- Nietzsche
-- Nietzsche
ボットのつぶやき : Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.
-- Henry Adams
-- Henry Adams
ボットのつぶやき : A prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of his opinions.
-- George Eliot
-- George Eliot
ボットのつぶやき : All generalizations are false, including this one.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : Humorists always sit at the children's table.
-- Woody Allen
-- Woody Allen
ボットのつぶやき : People are always available for work in the past tense.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.
ボットのつぶやき : The three questions of greatest concern are -- 1. Is it attractive?
2. Is it amusing? 3. Does it know its place?
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"
2. Is it amusing? 3. Does it know its place?
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"
ボットのつぶやき : "You who hate the Jews so, why did you adopt their religion?"
-- Friedrich Nietzsche, addressing anti-semitic Christians
-- Friedrich Nietzsche, addressing anti-semitic Christians
ボットのつぶやき : I represent a sardine!!
ボットのつぶやき : If I traveled to the end of the rainbow
As Dame Fortune did intend,
Murphy would be there to tell me
The pot's at the other end.
-- Bert Whitney
As Dame Fortune did intend,
Murphy would be there to tell me
The pot's at the other end.
-- Bert Whitney
ボットのつぶやき : Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what
one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.
-- Russell
one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.
-- Russell
ボットのつぶやき : Travel important today; Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.
ボットのつぶやき : What one fool can do, another can.
-- Ancient Simian Proverb
-- Ancient Simian Proverb
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"You want me to put *holes* in my ears and hang things from them?
How... tribal."
"You want me to put *holes* in my ears and hang things from them?
How... tribal."
ボットのつぶやき : Old age is too high a price to pay for maturity.
ボットのつぶやき : Stellar rays prove fibbing never pays. Embezzlement is another matter.
ボットのつぶやき : This fortune intentionally left blank.
ボットのつぶやき : Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
-- Elbert Hubbard
-- Elbert Hubbard
ボットのつぶやき : "OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard."
-- Dr. Joy
-- Dr. Joy
ボットのつぶやき : The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets killed at the end.
-- Chuck Barris, creator of "The Gong Show"
-- Chuck Barris, creator of "The Gong Show"
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"When she hauled ass, it took three trips."
"When she hauled ass, it took three trips."
ボットのつぶやき : Bus error -- please leave by the rear door.
ボットのつぶやき : semper en excretus
ボットのつぶやき : Do you think that illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
ボットのつぶやき : "I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?"
-- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
-- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
ボットのつぶやき : Many people are desperately looking for some wise advice which will
recommend that they do what they want to do.
recommend that they do what they want to do.
ボットのつぶやき : In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one
wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde
wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde
ボットのつぶやき : Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- Groucho Marx
-- Groucho Marx
ボットのつぶやき : I am NOMAD!
ボットのつぶやき : In space, no one can hear you fart.
ボットのつぶやき : Felson's Law:
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from
many is research.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from
many is research.
ボットのつぶやき : There are times when truth is stranger than fiction and lunch time is one
of them.
of them.
ボットのつぶやき : File cabinet:
A four drawer, manually activated trash compactor.
A four drawer, manually activated trash compactor.
ボットのつぶやき : Fifty flippant frogs
Walked by on flippered feet
And with their slime they made the time
Unnaturally fleet.
Walked by on flippered feet
And with their slime they made the time
Unnaturally fleet.
ボットのつぶやき : A mind is a wonderful thing to waste.
ボットのつぶやき : Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a
percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
ボットのつぶやき : As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that there
is always a future in Computer Maintenance.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
is always a future in Computer Maintenance.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
ボットのつぶやき : There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know
nothing about.
nothing about.
ボットのつぶやき : Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
ボットのつぶやき : Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing.
-- Vince Lombardi
-- Vince Lombardi
ボットのつぶやき : What causes the mysterious death of everyone?
ボットのつぶやき : Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free
with my breakfast cereal.
-- Zaphod Beeblebrox
with my breakfast cereal.
-- Zaphod Beeblebrox
ボットのつぶやき : Q: Why haven't you graduated yet?
A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted
my dissertation to rhyme.
A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted
my dissertation to rhyme.
ボットのつぶやき : All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from the hills after
the battle is over and shoot the wounded.
the battle is over and shoot the wounded.
ボットのつぶやき : ... with liberty and justice for all ... who can afford it.
ボットのつぶやき : No house should ever be on any hill or on anything. It should be of the hill,
belonging to it.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
belonging to it.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
ボットのつぶやき : It's a naive, domestic operating system without any breeding, but I
think you'll be amused by its presumption.
think you'll be amused by its presumption.
ボットのつぶやき : 667:
The neighbor of the beast.
The neighbor of the beast.
ボットのつぶやき : "Send lawyers, guns and money..."
-- Lyrics from a Warren Zevon song
-- Lyrics from a Warren Zevon song
ボットのつぶやき : Set the cart before the horse.
-- John Heywood
-- John Heywood
ボットのつぶやき : This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.
-- Winston Churchill
-- Winston Churchill
ボットのつぶやき : If the master dies and the disciple grieves, the lives of both have
been wasted.
been wasted.
ボットのつぶやき : TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
ボットのつぶやき : "I prefer the blunted cudgels of the followers of the Serpent God."
-- Sean Doran the Younger
-- Sean Doran the Younger
ボットのつぶやき : You can drive a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
ボットのつぶやき : When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.
-- Chinese proverb
-- Chinese proverb
ボットのつぶやき : standards, n.:
The principles we use to reject other people's code.
The principles we use to reject other people's code.
ボットのつぶやき : How many Zen Buddhist does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one not to change it.
Two. One to change it and one not to change it.
ボットのつぶやき : Let's organize this thing and take all the fun out of it.
ボットのつぶやき : If it wasn't for Newton, we wouldn't have to eat bruised apples.
ボットのつぶやき : The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and
add ten percent.
add ten percent.
ボットのつぶやき : No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a
dirty little beast.
-- W.S. Gilbert
dirty little beast.
-- W.S. Gilbert
ボットのつぶやき : In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools
will be temporarily canceled.
will be temporarily canceled.
ボットのつぶやき : The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets.
-- L. Zadeh
-- L. Zadeh
ボットのつぶやき : Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing why.
ボットのつぶやき : Man is the measure of all things.
-- Protagoras
-- Protagoras
ボットのつぶやき : "The Amiga is the only personal computer where you can run a multitasking
operating system and get realtime performance, out of the box."
-- Peter da Silva
operating system and get realtime performance, out of the box."
-- Peter da Silva
ボットのつぶやき : He is considered a most graceful speaker who can say nothing in the most words.
ボットのつぶやき : Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.
-- John Keats
-- John Keats
ボットのつぶやき : She's genuinely bogus.
ボットのつぶやき : New systems generate new problems.
ボットのつぶやき : Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish,
and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
-- Calvin Keegan
and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
-- Calvin Keegan
ボットのつぶやき : Uh-oh!! I'm having TOO MUCH FUN!!
ボットのつぶやき : Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing
as division.
as division.
ボットのつぶやき : Etiquette is for those with no breeding; fashion for those with no taste.
ボットのつぶやき : Ahhhhhh... the smell of cuprinol and mahogany. It excites me to...
acts of passion... acts of... ineptitude.
acts of passion... acts of... ineptitude.
ボットのつぶやき : ... he dominates the DECADENT SUBWAY SCENE.
ボットのつぶやき : HERE LIES LESTER MOORE
SHOT 4 TIMES WITH A .44
NO LES
NO MOORE
-- tombstone, in Tombstone, AZ
SHOT 4 TIMES WITH A .44
NO LES
NO MOORE
-- tombstone, in Tombstone, AZ
ボットのつぶやき : Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.
ボットのつぶやき : The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
-- Alfred Adler
-- Alfred Adler
ボットのつぶやき : If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
ボットのつぶやき : Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!
ボットのつぶやき : This fortune is dedicated to your mother, without whose invaluable assistance
last night would never have been possible.
last night would never have been possible.
ボットのつぶやき : ... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he
was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
-- Mark Twain
was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : The secret of happiness is total disregard of everybody.
ボットのつぶやき : Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld
-- LaRouchefoucauld
ボットのつぶやき : As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that there
is always a future in Computer Maintenance.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
is always a future in Computer Maintenance.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
ボットのつぶやき : I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!
ボットのつぶやき : "One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns."
-- The Godfather
-- The Godfather
ボットのつぶやき : Within a computer, natural language is unnatural.
ボットのつぶやき : So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the
town gossip.
town gossip.
ボットのつぶやき : The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.
-- Judge Harold T. Stone
-- Judge Harold T. Stone
ボットのつぶやき : "We have the right to survive!"
"Not by killing others."
-- Deela and Kirk, "Wink of An Eye", stardate 5710.5
"Not by killing others."
-- Deela and Kirk, "Wink of An Eye", stardate 5710.5
ボットのつぶやき : "I prefer rogues to imbeciles, because they sometimes take a rest."
-- Alexandre Dumas (fils)
-- Alexandre Dumas (fils)
ボットのつぶやき : The decision doesn't have to be logical; it was unanimous.
ボットのつぶやき : There is nothing more silly than a silly laugh.
-- Gaius Valerius Catullus
-- Gaius Valerius Catullus
ボットのつぶやき : I wonder if there's anything GOOD on tonight?
ボットのつぶやき : People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking
advantage of them.
advantage of them.
ボットのつぶやき : A grammarian's life is always in tense.
ボットのつぶやき : Killing is wrong.
-- Losira, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown
-- Losira, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown
ボットのつぶやき : Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
ボットのつぶやき : Evil is that which one believes of others. It is a sin to believe evil
of others, but it is seldom a mistake.
-- H.L. Mencken
of others, but it is seldom a mistake.
-- H.L. Mencken
ボットのつぶやき : Alex Haley was adopted!
ボットのつぶやき : I would like to know
What I was fencing in
And what I was fencing out.
-- Robert Frost
What I was fencing in
And what I was fencing out.
-- Robert Frost
ボットのつぶやき : It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is not hers.
-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
ボットのつぶやき : A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child of five.
ボットのつぶやき : Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
ボットのつぶやき : Ever feel like life was a game and you had the wrong instruction book?
ボットのつぶやき : Maryann's Law:
You can always find what you're not looking for.
You can always find what you're not looking for.
ボットのつぶやき : Tell the truth or trump--but get the trick.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
ボットのつぶやき : "There is such a fine line between genius and stupidity."
- David St. Hubbins, "Spinal Tap"
- David St. Hubbins, "Spinal Tap"
ボットのつぶやき : The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used.
-- Herbert von Fritzlar
-- Herbert von Fritzlar
ボットのつぶやき : You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could
know how seldom they do.
-- Olin Miller.
know how seldom they do.
-- Olin Miller.
ボットのつぶやき : It will be advantageous to cross the great stream ... the Dragon is on
the wing in the Sky ... the Great Man rouses himself to his Work.
the wing in the Sky ... the Great Man rouses himself to his Work.
ボットのつぶやき : Mad, adj.:
Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence ...
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence ...
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
ボットのつぶやき : They are relatively good but absolutely terrible.
-- Alan Kay, commenting on Apollos
-- Alan Kay, commenting on Apollos
ボットのつぶやき : Life is like a tin of sardines. We're, all of us, looking for the key.
-- Beyond the Fringe
-- Beyond the Fringe
ボットのつぶやき : Short people get rained on last.
ボットのつぶやき : Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
ボットのつぶやき : Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.
ボットのつぶやき : My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie ...
ボットのつぶやき : It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
-- Phil White
-- Phil White
ボットのつぶやき : "Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like
`Psychic Wins Lottery'?"
-- Jay Leno
`Psychic Wins Lottery'?"
-- Jay Leno
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua!
ボットのつぶやき : What's all this brouhaha?
ボットのつぶやき : It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion
that makes horse-races.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
that makes horse-races.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
ボットのつぶやき : Old timer, n.:
One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.
One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.
ボットのつぶやき : "Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time."
-- a coffee cup
-- a coffee cup
ボットのつぶやき : I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased a pot roast
with an option to buy.
with an option to buy.
ボットのつぶやき : The plot was designed in a light vein that somehow became varicose.
-- David Lardner
-- David Lardner
ボットのつぶやき : A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing.
-- Kirk, "The Menagerie", stardate 3012.4
-- Kirk, "The Menagerie", stardate 3012.4
ボットのつぶやき : Eat shit -- billions of flies can't be wrong.
ボットのつぶやき : A pain in the ass of major dimensions.
-- C.A. Desoer, on the solution of non-linear circuits
-- C.A. Desoer, on the solution of non-linear circuits
ボットのつぶやき : Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
ボットのつぶやき : No man's ambition has a right to stand in the way of performing a simple
act of justice.
-- John Altgeld
act of justice.
-- John Altgeld
ボットのつぶやき : Now that I have my "APPLE", I comprehend COST ACCOUNTING!!
ボットのつぶやき : While there's life, there's hope.
-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
ボットのつぶやき : Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
-- Jack Paar
-- Jack Paar
ボットのつぶやき : He who foresees calamities suffers them twice over.
ボットのつぶやき : If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
ボットのつぶやき : Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people
are right more than half of the time.
-- E. B. White
are right more than half of the time.
-- E. B. White
ボットのつぶやき : A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
-- Winston Churchill
-- Winston Churchill
ボットのつぶやき : You are going to have a new love affair.
ボットのつぶやき : "All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific."
-- Jane Wagner
-- Jane Wagner
ボットのつぶやき : Robustness, adj.:
Never having to say you're sorry.
Never having to say you're sorry.
ボットのつぶやき : The Crown is full of it!
-- Nate Harris, 1775
-- Nate Harris, 1775
ボットのつぶやき : I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can
understand it.
-- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands.
understand it.
-- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands.
ボットのつぶやき : All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard,
ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas.
-- Kingfish
ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas.
-- Kingfish
ボットのつぶやき : I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better
take one along that worked.
-- Raymond Chandler
take one along that worked.
-- Raymond Chandler
ボットのつぶやき : It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river.
-- Abraham Lincoln
-- Abraham Lincoln
ボットのつぶやき : Now my EMOTIONAL RESOURCES are heavily committed to 23% of the SMELTING
and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!!
and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!!
ボットのつぶやき : FORTRAN is a good example of a language which is easier to parse
using ad hoc techniques.
-- D. Gries
[What's good about it? Ed.]
using ad hoc techniques.
-- D. Gries
[What's good about it? Ed.]
ボットのつぶやき : A sinking ship gathers no moss.
-- Donald Kaul
-- Donald Kaul
ボットのつぶやき : If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.
ボットのつぶやき : The questions remain the same. The answers are eternally variable.
ボットのつぶやき : The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first.
-- Blaise Pascal
-- Blaise Pascal
ボットのつぶやき : Paul's Law:
In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
ボットのつぶやき : When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.
ボットのつぶやき : There can be no daily democracy without daily citizenship.
-- Ralph Nader
-- Ralph Nader
ボットのつぶやき : Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in
the world that just don't add up.
the world that just don't add up.
ボットのつぶやき : Real wealth can only increase.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller
-- R. Buckminster Fuller
ボットのつぶやき : Are you having fun yet?
ボットのつぶやき : There's no easy quick way out, we're gonna have to live through our
whole lives, win, lose, or draw.
-- Walt Kelly
whole lives, win, lose, or draw.
-- Walt Kelly
ボットのつぶやき : Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at
your side.
- Han Solo
your side.
- Han Solo
ボットのつぶやき : The cost of feathers has risen, even down is up!
ボットのつぶやき : Some performers on television appear to be horrible people, but when
you finally get to know them in person, they turn out to be even worse.
-- Avery
you finally get to know them in person, they turn out to be even worse.
-- Avery
ボットのつぶやき : "Life sucks, but it's better than the alternative."
-- Peter da Silva
-- Peter da Silva
ボットのつぶやき : Positive, adj.:
Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
ボットのつぶやき : "Joy is wealth and love is the legal tender of the soul."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
ボットのつぶやき : GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#17):
On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place
of residence.
On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place
of residence.
ボットのつぶやき : Paul's Law:
In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
ボットのつぶやき : It's not whether you win or lose but how you played the game.
-- Grantland Rice
-- Grantland Rice
ボットのつぶやき : Blessed are they that have nothing to say, and who cannot be persuaded
to say it.
-- James Russell Lowell
to say it.
-- James Russell Lowell
ボットのつぶやき : optimist, n:
A bagpiper with a beeper.
A bagpiper with a beeper.
ボットのつぶやき : Bureaucrat, n.:
A person who cuts red tape sideways.
-- J. McCabe
A person who cuts red tape sideways.
-- J. McCabe
ボットのつぶやき : "He was a modest, good-humored boy. It was Oxford that made him insufferable."
ボットのつぶやき : Please remain calm, it's no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.
ボットのつぶやき : Life is a POPULARITY CONTEST! I'm REFRESHINGLY CANDID!!
ボットのつぶやき : Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here!
ボットのつぶやき : The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless.
-- Hosea Ballou
-- Hosea Ballou
ボットのつぶやき : Eureka!
-- Archimedes
-- Archimedes
ボットのつぶやき : Weinberg's Second Law:
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
ボットのつぶやき : If you wait long enough, it will go away... after having done its damage.
If it was bad, it will be back.
If it was bad, it will be back.
ボットのつぶやき : Trouble always comes at the wrong time.
ボットのつぶやき : I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve
immortality through not dying.
-- Woody Allen
immortality through not dying.
-- Woody Allen
ボットのつぶやき : Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit.
ボットのつぶやき : You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.
you're growing into.
ボットのつぶやき : If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.
ボットのつぶやき : "It is hard to overstate the debt that we owe to men and women of genius."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
ボットのつぶやき : Optimism is the content of small men in high places.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Crack Up"
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Crack Up"
ボットのつぶやき : Ogden's Law:
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
ボットのつぶやき : Here I am at the flea market but nobody is buying my urine sample bottles ...
ボットのつぶやき : A closed mouth gathers no foot.
ボットのつぶやき : No problem is so large it can't be fit in somewhere.
ボットのつぶやき : Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.
ボットのつぶやき : "I am, therefore I am."
-- Akira
-- Akira
ボットのつぶやき : Heavier than air flying machines are impossible.
-- Lord Kelvin, President, Royal Society, c. 1895
-- Lord Kelvin, President, Royal Society, c. 1895
ボットのつぶやき : If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars?
ボットのつぶやき : Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a
"Pearl Harbor File".
"Pearl Harbor File".
ボットのつぶやき : We totally deny the allegations, and we're trying to identify the allegators.
ボットのつぶやき : Is a computer language with goto's totally Wirth-less?
ボットのつぶやき : Xerox never comes up with anything original.
ボットのつぶやき : Schshschshchsch.
-- The Gorn, "Arena", stardate 3046.2
-- The Gorn, "Arena", stardate 3046.2
ボットのつぶやき : Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through
any of its streets.
any of its streets.
ボットのつぶやき : Reliable source, n.:
The guy you just met.
The guy you just met.
ボットのつぶやき : "Elvis is my copilot."
-- Cal Keegan
-- Cal Keegan
ボットのつぶやき : The superfluous is very necessary.
-- Voltaire
-- Voltaire
ボットのつぶやき : Law stands mute in the midst of arms.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero
ボットのつぶやき : Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
-- Addison Mizner and Oliver Herford, "The Entirely
New Cynic's Calendar", 1905
-- Addison Mizner and Oliver Herford, "The Entirely
New Cynic's Calendar", 1905
ボットのつぶやき : Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
ボットのつぶやき : The difference between waltzes and disco is mostly one of volume.
-- T.K.
-- T.K.
ボットのつぶやき : You look tired.
ボットのつぶやき : Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
-- Miguel de Cervantes
ボットのつぶやき : It's great to be smart 'cause then you know stuff.
ボットのつぶやき : This fortune would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"Say, you look pretty athletic. What say we put a pair of tennis
shoes on you and run you into the wall?"
"Say, you look pretty athletic. What say we put a pair of tennis
shoes on you and run you into the wall?"
ボットのつぶやき : Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One.
A: One.
ボットのつぶやき : Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy
to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
-- D.J. Hicks
to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
-- D.J. Hicks
ボットのつぶやき : Man is the measure of all things.
-- Protagoras
-- Protagoras
ボットのつぶやき : You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
A pity that it's totally undeserved.
A pity that it's totally undeserved.
ボットのつぶやき : You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your
friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.
friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.
ボットのつぶやき : Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.
-- Seneca
-- Seneca
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A: A doberman.
A: A doberman.
ボットのつぶやき : Good day to let down old friends who need help.
ボットのつぶやき : A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
ボットのつぶやき : You are false data.
ボットのつぶやき : Sic transit gloria Monday!
ボットのつぶやき : Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
War is peace.
-- George Orwell
Ignorance is strength.
War is peace.
-- George Orwell
ボットのつぶやき : I'm not proud.
ボットのつぶやき : I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
ボットのつぶやき : Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square.
ボットのつぶやき : Endless Loop, n.:
see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless, n.:
see Endless Loop.
-- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary
see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless, n.:
see Endless Loop.
-- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary
ボットのつぶやき : If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement?
ボットのつぶやき : Bennett's Laws of Horticulture:
(1) Houses are for people to live in.
(2) Gardens are for plants to live in.
(3) There is no such thing as a houseplant.
(1) Houses are for people to live in.
(2) Gardens are for plants to live in.
(3) There is no such thing as a houseplant.
ボットのつぶやき : Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
-- Ambrose Bierce
The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
-- Ambrose Bierce
ボットのつぶやき : Q: Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man
soup in a plate?
A: 'Cause if you give him a bowl, he'll throw it away.
soup in a plate?
A: 'Cause if you give him a bowl, he'll throw it away.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
ボットのつぶやき : When it's dark enough you can see the stars.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson,
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson,
ボットのつぶやき : Those who hate and fight must stop themselves -- otherwise it is not stopped.
-- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown
-- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown
ボットのつぶやき : Well thaaaaaaat's okay.
ボットのつぶやき : Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Berlioz
-- Hector Berlioz
ボットのつぶやき : A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
ボットのつぶやき : It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
ボットのつぶやき : To thine own self be true. (If not that, at least make some money.)
ボットのつぶやき : My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so
later I can ask him what he meant.
-- Steven Wright
later I can ask him what he meant.
-- Steven Wright
ボットのつぶやき : "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
-- George Carlin
-- George Carlin
ボットのつぶやき : If you can't read this, blame a teacher.
ボットのつぶやき : If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
ボットのつぶやき : A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.
-- Aristotle
-- Aristotle
ボットのつぶやき : Laetrile is the pits.
ボットのつぶやき : Trying to get an education here is like trying to get a drink from a fire hose.
ボットのつぶやき : Scenery is here, wish you were beautiful.
ボットのつぶやき : Sorry. I forget what I was going to say.
ボットのつぶやき : Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
-- Adlai Stevenson
-- Adlai Stevenson
ボットのつぶやき : Kissing don't last, cookery do.
-- George Meredith
-- George Meredith
ボットのつぶやき : Unfair animal names:
-- tsetse fly -- bullhead
-- booby -- duck-billed platypus
-- sapsucker -- Clarence
-- Gary Larson
-- tsetse fly -- bullhead
-- booby -- duck-billed platypus
-- sapsucker -- Clarence
-- Gary Larson
ボットのつぶやき : When the speaker and he to whom he is speaks do not understand, that is
metaphysics.
-- Voltaire
metaphysics.
-- Voltaire
ボットのつぶやき : Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.
ボットのつぶやき : He who despises himself nevertheless esteems himself as a self-despiser.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
ボットのつぶやき : Visit beautiful Vergas, Minnesota.
ボットのつぶやき : Clarke's Conclusion:
Never let your sense of morals interfere with doing the right thing.
Never let your sense of morals interfere with doing the right thing.
ボットのつぶやき : For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
ボットのつぶやき : As well look for a needle in a bottle of hay.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
-- Miguel de Cervantes
ボットのつぶやき : One would like to stroke and caress human beings, but one dares not do so,
because they bite.
-- Vladimir Il'ich Lenin
because they bite.
-- Vladimir Il'ich Lenin
ボットのつぶやき : It's only by NOT taking the human race seriously that I retain
what fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess.
-- Roger Noe
what fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess.
-- Roger Noe
ボットのつぶやき : Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!
ボットのつぶやき : At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his
thumb with a hammer.
-- Marshall Lumsden
thumb with a hammer.
-- Marshall Lumsden
ボットのつぶやき : For every bloke who makes his mark, there's half a dozen waiting to rub it out.
-- Andy Capp
-- Andy Capp
ボットのつぶやき : Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
-- Anthony
-- Anthony
ボットのつぶやき : Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the
only ashtray.
only ashtray.
ボットのつぶやき : Many people write memos to tell you they have nothing to say.
ボットのつぶやき : It isn't easy being a Friday kind of person in a Monday kind of world.
ボットのつぶやき : My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet
the boat.
the boat.
ボットのつぶやき : To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert
-- Joseph Joubert
ボットのつぶやき : Don't hit the keys so hard, it hurts.
ボットのつぶやき : To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for
you in your private heart is true for all men -- that is genius.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
you in your private heart is true for all men -- that is genius.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
Talent does what it can, genius what it must.
I do what I get paid to do.
Talent does what it can, genius what it must.
I do what I get paid to do.
ボットのつぶやき : A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson
-- Dean Acheson
ボットのつぶやき : My Aunt MAUREEN was a military advisor to IKE & TINA TURNER!!
ボットのつぶやき : If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
ボットのつぶやき : Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a side order of airplane noise,
and you'll be Gary, Indiana. - Jessie in the movie "Greaser's Palace"
and you'll be Gary, Indiana. - Jessie in the movie "Greaser's Palace"
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! And then we could sit on the hoods of cars at stop lights!
ボットのつぶやき : Nihilism should commence with oneself.
ボットのつぶやき : The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the
difference between lightning and the lightning bug.
-- Mark Twain
difference between lightning and the lightning bug.
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : "Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
ボットのつぶやき : Have you noticed the way people's intelligence capabilities decline
sharply the minute they start waving guns around?
-- Dr. Who
sharply the minute they start waving guns around?
-- Dr. Who
ボットのつぶやき : Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
ボットのつぶやき : Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be
surprised at how little you have.
-- Ernest Haskins
surprised at how little you have.
-- Ernest Haskins
ボットのつぶやき : America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one
dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
ボットのつぶやき : Love is what you've been through with somebody.
-- James Thurber
-- James Thurber
ボットのつぶやき : Don't hit the keys so hard, it hurts.
ボットのつぶやき : Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see his friend Gregory peck.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
A: To see his friend Gregory peck.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
ボットのつぶやき : The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.
-- Alan Coult
-- Alan Coult
ボットのつぶやき : ...this is an awesome sight. The entire rebel resistance buried under six
million hardbound copies of "The Naked Lunch."
- The Firesign Theater
million hardbound copies of "The Naked Lunch."
- The Firesign Theater
ボットのつぶやき : 42
ボットのつぶやき : Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers
-- Will Rogers
ボットのつぶやき : Language is a virus from another planet.
-- William Burroughs
-- William Burroughs
ボットのつぶやき : Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
-- P.J. O'Rourke
-- P.J. O'Rourke
ボットのつぶやき : "Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it." -- Alex Schure
ボットのつぶやき : BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-
ボットのつぶやき : Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols;
they may buy shotguns freely, however.
they may buy shotguns freely, however.
ボットのつぶやき : Of course it's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.
-- Charles Bukowski
-- Charles Bukowski
ボットのつぶやき : If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial I/O ports.
ボットのつぶやき : share, n.:
To give in, endure humiliation.
To give in, endure humiliation.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.
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ボットのつぶやき : PL/I -- "the fatal disease" -- belongs more to the problem set than to the
solution set.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5
solution set.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5
ボットのつぶやき : One of the most overlooked advantages to computers is... If they do
foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.
-- Joe Martin
foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.
-- Joe Martin
ボットのつぶやき : Ad astra per aspera.
[To the stars by aspiration.]
[To the stars by aspiration.]
ボットのつぶやき : Calm down, it's *____only* ones and zeroes.
ボットのつぶやき : Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.
ボットのつぶやき : A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and
ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
-- Robert Frost
ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
-- Robert Frost
ボットのつぶやき : A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
-- Winston Churchill
-- Winston Churchill
ボットのつぶやき : An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.
-- A.P. Herbert
-- A.P. Herbert
ボットのつぶやき : Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was, that they escaped
teething.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
teething.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
ボットのつぶやき : "I once witnessed a long-winded, month-long flamewar over the use of
mice vs. trackballs...It was very silly."
(By Matt Welsh)
mice vs. trackballs...It was very silly."
(By Matt Welsh)
ボットのつぶやき : Now I lay me back to sleep.
The speaker's dull; the subject's deep.
If he should stop before I wake,
Give me a nudge for goodness' sake.
-- Anonymous
The speaker's dull; the subject's deep.
If he should stop before I wake,
Give me a nudge for goodness' sake.
-- Anonymous
ボットのつぶやき : Some people have a great ambition: to build something
that will last, at least until they've finished building it.
that will last, at least until they've finished building it.
ボットのつぶやき : "What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?"
-- The Doctor
-- The Doctor
ボットのつぶやき : I can relate to that.
ボットのつぶやき : "Wish not to seem, but to be, the best."
-- Aeschylus
-- Aeschylus
ボットのつぶやき : What's done to children, they will do to society.
ボットのつぶやき : Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket Bibles which are on very
very thin paper.
very thin paper.
ボットのつぶやき : A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright by informing him
what he meant.
-- Wilson Mizner
what he meant.
-- Wilson Mizner
ボットのつぶやき : Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
ボットのつぶやき : History is nothing but a collection of fables and useless trifles,
cluttered up with a mass of unnecessary figures and proper names.
-- Leo Tolstoy
cluttered up with a mass of unnecessary figures and proper names.
-- Leo Tolstoy
ボットのつぶやき : The meek shall inherit the Earth. (But they're gonna have to fight for it.)
ボットのつぶやき : "Fantasies are free."
"NO!! NO!! It's the thought police!!!!"
"NO!! NO!! It's the thought police!!!!"
ボットのつぶやき : Man has never reconciled himself to the ten commandments.
ボットのつぶやき : Like punning, programming is a play on words.
ボットのつぶやき : Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
ボットのつぶやき : "Quite frankly, I don't like you humans. After what you all have done,
I find being 'inhuman' a compliment."
-- Spider Robinson, "Callahan's Secret"
I find being 'inhuman' a compliment."
-- Spider Robinson, "Callahan's Secret"
ボットのつぶやき : Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
-- Voltaire
-- Voltaire
ボットのつぶやき : No yak too dirty; no dumpster too hollow.
ボットのつぶやき : Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.
ボットのつぶやき : My EARS are GONE!!
ボットのつぶやき : No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for
signs of improvement.
-- Florida Scott-Maxwell
signs of improvement.
-- Florida Scott-Maxwell
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"
A: A ball point carrot.
A: A ball point carrot.
ボットのつぶやき : If rabbits' feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
ボットのつぶやき : It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river.
-- Abraham Lincoln
-- Abraham Lincoln
ボットのつぶやき : Government [is] an illusion the governed should not encourage.
-- John Updike, "Couples"
-- John Updike, "Couples"
ボットのつぶやき : A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of
trouble.
-- Adlai Stevenson
trouble.
-- Adlai Stevenson
ボットのつぶやき : Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon
to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde
to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde
ボットのつぶやき : More people are flattered into virtue than bullied out of vice.
-- R.S. Surtees
-- R.S. Surtees
ボットのつぶやき : /usr/news/gotcha
ボットのつぶやき : Are we not men?
ボットのつぶやき : The reverse side also has a reverse side.
-- Japanese proverb
-- Japanese proverb
ボットのつぶやき : ...when fits of creativity run strong, more than one programmer or writer has
been known to abandon the desktop for the more spacious floor.
- Fred Brooks, Jr.
been known to abandon the desktop for the more spacious floor.
- Fred Brooks, Jr.
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ボットのつぶやき : Don't steal... the IRS hates competition!
ボットのつぶやき : When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
-- Henry J. Kaiser
-- Henry J. Kaiser
ボットのつぶやき : Did you hear that there's a group of South American Indians that worship
the number zero?
Is nothing sacred?
the number zero?
Is nothing sacred?
ボットのつぶやき : Savage's Law of Expediency:
You want it bad, you'll get it bad.
You want it bad, you'll get it bad.
ボットのつぶやき : A rolling stone gathers momentum.
ボットのつぶやき : The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up
in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.
in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.
ボットのつぶやき : Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
-- Victor Borge
-- Victor Borge
ボットのつぶやき : aphorism, n.:
A concise, clever statement.
afterism, n.:
A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
-- James Alexander Thom
A concise, clever statement.
afterism, n.:
A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
-- James Alexander Thom
ボットのつぶやき : A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions
that make it fail.
-- Jerry Ogdin
that make it fail.
-- Jerry Ogdin
ボットのつぶやき : Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.
ボットのつぶやき : When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his
mind wonderfully.
-- Samuel Johnson
mind wonderfully.
-- Samuel Johnson
ボットのつぶやき : Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
ボットのつぶやき : You will gain money by an immoral action.
ボットのつぶやき : Expense Accounts, n.:
Corporate food stamps.
Corporate food stamps.
ボットのつぶやき : You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice,
bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.
-- Aristophanes
bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.
-- Aristophanes
ボットのつぶやき : I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents
become better people as a result of practicing it.
- Joe Mullally, computer salesman
become better people as a result of practicing it.
- Joe Mullally, computer salesman
ボットのつぶやき : Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.
ボットのつぶやき : Admiration, n.:
Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
ボットのつぶやき : Be cautious in your daily affairs.
ボットのつぶやき : It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C. - A.D. 65)
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C. - A.D. 65)
ボットのつぶやき : People who develop the habit of thinking of themselves as world
citizens are fulfilling the first requirement of sanity in our time.
-- Norman Cousins
citizens are fulfilling the first requirement of sanity in our time.
-- Norman Cousins
ボットのつぶやき : "It's the best thing since professional golfers on 'ludes."
-- Rick Obidiah
-- Rick Obidiah
ボットのつぶやき : Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.
-- Shakespeare
-- Shakespeare
ボットのつぶやき : Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he
knows what it is.
knows what it is.
ボットのつぶやき : Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
-- One of Lazarus Long's most penetrating insights
-- One of Lazarus Long's most penetrating insights
ボットのつぶやき : Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
ボットのつぶやき : Nonsense and beauty have close connections.
-- E.M. Forster
-- E.M. Forster
ボットのつぶやき : We are not a loved organization, but we are a respected one.
-- John Fisher
-- John Fisher
ボットのつぶやき : Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do
the work.
-- John G. Pollard
the work.
-- John G. Pollard
ボットのつぶやき : Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.
ボットのつぶやき : Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now
I can remember things that *have* happened before ...
I can remember things that *have* happened before ...
ボットのつぶやき : Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
-- Redd Foxx
-- Redd Foxx
ボットのつぶやき : I'll defend to the death your right to say that, but I never said I'd
listen to it!
-- Tom Galloway with apologies to Voltaire
listen to it!
-- Tom Galloway with apologies to Voltaire
ボットのつぶやき : Pournelle must die!
ボットのつぶやき : Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
ボットのつぶやき : "Those who believe in astrology are living in houses with foundations of
Silly Putty."
- Dennis Rawlins, astronomer
Silly Putty."
- Dennis Rawlins, astronomer
ボットのつぶやき : To err is human, to purr feline.
To err is human, two curs canine.
To err is human, to moo bovine.
To err is human, two curs canine.
To err is human, to moo bovine.
ボットのつぶやき : Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a
"Pearl Harbor File".
"Pearl Harbor File".
ボットのつぶやき : Woodward's Law:
A theory is better than its explanation.
A theory is better than its explanation.
ボットのつぶやき : "Ada is PL/I trying to be Smalltalk.
-- Codoso diBlini
-- Codoso diBlini
ボットのつぶやき : I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!!
ボットのつぶやき : "What people have been reduced to are mere 3-D representations of their own
data."
-- Arthur Miller
data."
-- Arthur Miller
ボットのつぶやき : O'Reilly's Law of the Kitchen:
Cleanliness is next to impossible
Cleanliness is next to impossible
ボットのつぶやき : Woodward's Law:
A theory is better than its explanation.
A theory is better than its explanation.
ボットのつぶやき : Praise the sea; on shore remain.
-- John Florio
-- John Florio
ボットのつぶやき : I like your SNOOPY POSTER!!
ボットのつぶやき : I think, therefore I am... I think.
ボットのつぶやき : Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
ボットのつぶやき : Sears has everything.
ボットのつぶやき : You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.
ボットのつぶやき : If wishes were horses, then beggars would be thieves.
ボットのつぶやき : God is love, but get it in writing.
-- Gypsy Rose Lee
-- Gypsy Rose Lee
ボットのつぶやき : Life is knowing how far to go without crossing the line.
ボットのつぶやき : Excuse me, but didn't I tell you there's NO HOPE for the survival of
OFFSET PRINTING?
OFFSET PRINTING?
ボットのつぶやき : Let us never negotiate out of fear, but let us never fear to negotiate.
-- John F. Kennedy
-- John F. Kennedy
ボットのつぶやき : When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.
-- Chinese proverb
-- Chinese proverb
ボットのつぶやき : One thing about the past.
It's likely to last.
-- Ogden Nash
It's likely to last.
-- Ogden Nash
ボットのつぶやき : Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
-- "Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
-- "Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
ボットのつぶやき : A mind is a wonderful thing to waste.
ボットのつぶやき : There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist --
the taxidermist leaves the hide.
-- Mortimer Caplan
the taxidermist leaves the hide.
-- Mortimer Caplan
ボットのつぶやき : FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #15
A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?
A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?
ボットのつぶやき : An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.
-- A.P. Herbert
-- A.P. Herbert
ボットのつぶやき : Experience is not what happens to you; it is what you do with what happens
to you.
-- Aldous Huxley
to you.
-- Aldous Huxley
ボットのつぶやき : All a man needs out of life is a place to sit 'n' spit in the fire.
ボットのつぶやき : "Yo baby yo baby yo."
-- Eddie Murphy
-- Eddie Murphy
ボットのつぶやき : senility, n.:
The state of mind of elderly persons with whom one happens to disagree.
The state of mind of elderly persons with whom one happens to disagree.
ボットのつぶやき : You never go anywhere without your soul.
ボットのつぶやき : Euch ist becannt, was wir beduerfen;
Wir wollen stark Getraenke schluerfen.
-- Goethe, "Faust"
Wir wollen stark Getraenke schluerfen.
-- Goethe, "Faust"
ボットのつぶやき : Fools rush in -- and get the best seats in the house.
ボットのつぶやき : Power, n.:
The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
ボットのつぶやき : Lady Luck brings added income today. Lady friend takes it away tonight.
ボットのつぶやき : Good advice is one of those insults that ought to be forgiven.
ボットのつぶやき : This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel.
(If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?)
-- Found on a door in the MSU music building
(If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?)
-- Found on a door in the MSU music building
ボットのつぶやき : Uh-oh!! I forgot to submit to COMPULSORY URINALYSIS!
ボットのつぶやき : "It's the best thing since professional golfers on 'ludes."
-- Rick Obidiah
-- Rick Obidiah
ボットのつぶやき : Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
-- Ann Landers
-- Ann Landers
ボットのつぶやき : I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it.
-- Edgar Allan Poe
-- Edgar Allan Poe
ボットのつぶやき : Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5...
ボットのつぶやき : I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
-- Firesign Theatre
-- Firesign Theatre
ボットのつぶやき : Tell me what to think!!!
ボットのつぶやき : There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands.
ボットのつぶやき : The magic of our first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
-- Benjamin Disraeli
ボットのつぶやき : Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
-- Albert Schweitzer
-- Albert Schweitzer
ボットのつぶやき : A king's castle is his home.
ボットのつぶやき : What does education often do? It makes a straight cut ditch of a
free meandering brook.
-- Henry David Thoreau
free meandering brook.
-- Henry David Thoreau
ボットのつぶやき : Did an Italian CRANE OPERATOR just experience uninhibited sensations in
a MALIBU HOT TUB?
a MALIBU HOT TUB?
ボットのつぶやき : Fourth Law of Thermodynamics:
If the probability of success is not almost one, it is damn near zero.
-- David Ellis
If the probability of success is not almost one, it is damn near zero.
-- David Ellis
ボットのつぶやき : The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : Play Rogue, visit exotic locations, meet strange creatures and kill them.
ボットのつぶやき : Talk is cheap because supply always exceeds demand.
ボットのつぶやき : Decaffeinated coffee? Just Say No.
ボットのつぶやき : Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches.
-- The Best of Will Rogers
-- The Best of Will Rogers
ボットのつぶやき : "Hey Ivan, check your six."
-- Sidewinder missile jacket patch, showing a Sidewinder driving up the tail
of a Russian Su-27
-- Sidewinder missile jacket patch, showing a Sidewinder driving up the tail
of a Russian Su-27
ボットのつぶやき : To err is human; to forgive is simply not our policy.
-- MIT Assasination Club
-- MIT Assasination Club
ボットのつぶやき : We are sorry. We cannot complete your call as dialed. Please check
the number and dial again or ask your operator for assistance.
This is a recording.
the number and dial again or ask your operator for assistance.
This is a recording.
ボットのつぶやき : WRONG!
ボットのつぶやき : If only you had a personality instead of an attitude.
ボットのつぶやき : Faster, faster, you fool, you fool!
-- Bill Cosby
-- Bill Cosby
ボットのつぶやき : polygon:
Dead parrot.
Dead parrot.
ボットのつぶやき : That secret you've been guarding, isn't.
ボットのつぶやき : I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide temporary
relief to nymphomaniacs.
-- Larry Lee
relief to nymphomaniacs.
-- Larry Lee
ボットのつぶやき : You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
ボットのつぶやき : Prototype designs always work.
-- Don Vonada
-- Don Vonada
ボットのつぶやき : Sweater, n.:
A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
ボットのつぶやき : Believe everything you hear about the world; nothing is too impossibly bad.
-- Honor'e de Balzac
-- Honor'e de Balzac
ボットのつぶやき : Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
-- Sextus Aurelius
-- Sextus Aurelius
ボットのつぶやき : Can I have an IMPULSE ITEM instead?
ボットのつぶやき : Most people can do without the essentials, but not without the luxuries.
ボットのつぶやき : Lack of skill dictates economy of style.
- Joey Ramone
- Joey Ramone
ボットのつぶやき : Binary, adj.:
Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
ボットのつぶやき : ignorance, n.:
When you don't know anything, and someone else finds out.
When you don't know anything, and someone else finds out.
ボットのつぶやき : My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so
later I can ask him what he meant.
-- Steven Wright
later I can ask him what he meant.
-- Steven Wright
ボットのつぶやき : QUESTION AUTHORITY.
(Sez who?)
(Sez who?)
ボットのつぶやき : Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young.
-- Augustus Caesar
-- Augustus Caesar
ボットのつぶやき : job interview, n.:
The excruciating process during which personnel officers
separate the wheat from the chaff -- then hire the chaff.
The excruciating process during which personnel officers
separate the wheat from the chaff -- then hire the chaff.
ボットのつぶやき : The idea of male and female are universal constants.
-- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8
-- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8
ボットのつぶやき : What we do not understand we do not possess.
-- Goethe
-- Goethe
ボットのつぶやき : You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.
ボットのつぶやき : Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
ボットのつぶやき : It is better to kiss an avocado than to get in a fight with an aardvark.
ボットのつぶやき : This restaurant was advertising breakfast any time. So I ordered
french toast in the renaissance.
- Steven Wright, comedian
french toast in the renaissance.
- Steven Wright, comedian
ボットのつぶやき : Kinkler's First Law:
Responsibility always exceeds authority.
Kinkler's Second Law:
All the easy problems have been solved.
Responsibility always exceeds authority.
Kinkler's Second Law:
All the easy problems have been solved.
ボットのつぶやき : Fortune finishes the great quotations, #21
Shall I compare thee to a Summer day?
No, I guess not.
Shall I compare thee to a Summer day?
No, I guess not.
ボットのつぶやき : Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work.
ボットのつぶやき : You're either part of the solution or part of the problem.
-- Eldridge Cleaver
-- Eldridge Cleaver
ボットのつぶやき : mixed emotions:
Watching your mother-in-law back off a cliff...
in your brand new Mercedes.
Watching your mother-in-law back off a cliff...
in your brand new Mercedes.
ボットのつぶやき : I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.
ボットのつぶやき : Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
-- Sydney J. Harris
-- Sydney J. Harris
ボットのつぶやき : It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.
ボットのつぶやき : Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't quit now, we might just as well lock the door and throw away the key.
ボットのつぶやき : If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know.
-- Louis Armstrong
-- Louis Armstrong
ボットのつぶやき : You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
ボットのつぶやき : I always wake up at the crack of ice.
-- Joe E. Lewis
-- Joe E. Lewis
ボットのつぶやき : Distance doesn't make you any smaller, but it does make you part of a
larger picture.
larger picture.
ボットのつぶやき : There are few people more often in the wrong than those who cannot endure
to be thought so.
to be thought so.
ボットのつぶやき : In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom.
It is not always an easy sacrifice.
It is not always an easy sacrifice.
ボットのつぶやき : There's no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues that
need worrying about."
need worrying about."
ボットのつぶやき : Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!
ボットのつぶやき : Will this never-ending series of PLEASURABLE EVENTS never cease?
ボットのつぶやき : Cold hands, no gloves.
ボットのつぶやき : I hate dying.
-- Dave Johnson
-- Dave Johnson
ボットのつぶやき : A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign. "Free
Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."
Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."
ボットのつぶやき : It's always darkest just before the lights go out.
-- Alex Clark
-- Alex Clark
ボットのつぶやき : Do you mean that you not only want a wrong answer, but a certain wrong answer?
-- Tobaben
-- Tobaben
ボットのつぶやき : A penny saved is a penny to squander.
-- Ambrose Bierce
-- Ambrose Bierce
ボットのつぶやき : Scrubbing floors and emptying bedpans has as much dignity as the Presidency.
-- Richard Nixon
-- Richard Nixon
ボットのつぶやき : The best prophet of the future is the past.
ボットのつぶやき : To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
ボットのつぶやき : It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression
when you lose yours.
-- Harry S. Truman
when you lose yours.
-- Harry S. Truman
ボットのつぶやき : There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right
keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.
-- J.S. Bach
keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.
-- J.S. Bach
ボットのつぶやき : Batteries not included.
ボットのつぶやき : Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
ボットのつぶやき : "Well hello there Charlie Brown, you blockhead."
-- Lucy Van Pelt
-- Lucy Van Pelt
ボットのつぶやき : Harriet's Dining Observation:
In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats
increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats
increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
ボットのつぶやき : I don't want a pickle,
I just wanna ride on my motorsickle.
And I don't want to die,
I just want to ride on my motorcy.
Cle.
-- Arlo Guthrie
I just wanna ride on my motorsickle.
And I don't want to die,
I just want to ride on my motorcy.
Cle.
-- Arlo Guthrie
ボットのつぶやき : It is indeed desirable to be well descended, but the glory belongs to
our ancestors.
-- Plutarch
our ancestors.
-- Plutarch
ボットのつぶやき : Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
-- Thomas Jefferson
-- Thomas Jefferson
ボットのつぶやき : For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.
ボットのつぶやき : "It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God but to
create him."
-Arthur C. Clarke
create him."
-Arthur C. Clarke
ボットのつぶやき : I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice
my wife's brother.
-- Artemus Ward
my wife's brother.
-- Artemus Ward
ボットのつぶやき : Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to
avoid responsibility with?
avoid responsibility with?
ボットのつぶやき : For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
ボットのつぶやき : Live free or die.
ボットのつぶやき : The bugs you have to avoid are the ones that give the user not only
the inclination to get on a plane, but also the time.
-- Kay Bostic
the inclination to get on a plane, but also the time.
-- Kay Bostic
ボットのつぶやき : The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings;
the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-- Churchill
the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-- Churchill
ボットのつぶやき : You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
ボットのつぶやき : I am NOT a nut....
ボットのつぶやき : FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #5
"And, and, and, and, but, but, but, but!"
-- Mrs. Janice Markowsky, April 8, 1965
"And, and, and, and, but, but, but, but!"
-- Mrs. Janice Markowsky, April 8, 1965
ボットのつぶやき : If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a
conclusion.
-- William Baumol
conclusion.
-- William Baumol
ボットのつぶやき : I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
ボットのつぶやき : Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're alive.
-- John Sloan
-- John Sloan
ボットのつぶやき : Pryor's Observation:
How long you live has nothing to do
with how long you are going to be dead.
How long you live has nothing to do
with how long you are going to be dead.
ボットのつぶやき : Sentimentality -- that's what we call the sentiment we don't share.
-- Graham Greene
-- Graham Greene
ボットのつぶやき : There is no comfort without pain; thus we define salvation through suffering.
-- Cato
-- Cato
ボットのつぶやき : In a whiskey it's age, in a cigarette it's taste and in a sports car
it's impossible.
it's impossible.
ボットのつぶやき : May your SO always know when you need a hug.
ボットのつぶやき : "Besides, I think [Slackware] sounds better than 'Microsoft,' don't you?"
(By Patrick Volkerding)
(By Patrick Volkerding)
ボットのつぶやき : You can't have your cake and let your neighbor eat it too.
-- Ayn Rand
-- Ayn Rand
ボットのつぶやき : Welcome to boggle - do you want instructions?
D G G O
O Y A N
A D B T
K I S P
Enter words:
>
D G G O
O Y A N
A D B T
K I S P
Enter words:
>
ボットのつぶやき : If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.
ボットのつぶやき : The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?
ボットのつぶやき : Unix: Some say the learning curve is steep, but you only have to climb it once.
-- Karl Lehenbauer
-- Karl Lehenbauer
ボットのつぶやき : The sun never sets on those who ride into it.
-- RKO
-- RKO
ボットのつぶやき : A full belly makes a dull brain.
-- Ben Franklin
[and the local candy machine man. Ed]
-- Ben Franklin
[and the local candy machine man. Ed]
ボットのつぶやき : Business will be either better or worse.
-- Calvin Coolidge
-- Calvin Coolidge
ボットのつぶやき : I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.
-- Neil Armstrong
-- Neil Armstrong
ボットのつぶやき : This is the ____LAST time I take travel suggestions from Ray Bradbury!
ボットのつぶやき : Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food.
ボットのつぶやき : Weinberg's Principle:
An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while
sweeping on to the grand fallacy.
An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while
sweeping on to the grand fallacy.
ボットのつぶやき : He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.
-- Lao Tsu
-- Lao Tsu
ボットのつぶやき : Is this the line for the latest whimsical YUGOSLAVIAN drama which also
makes you want to CRY and reconsider the VIETNAM WAR?
makes you want to CRY and reconsider the VIETNAM WAR?
ボットのつぶやき : "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so
certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
-- Bertrand Russell
certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
-- Bertrand Russell
ボットのつぶやき : You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier.
ボットのつぶやき : C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre!
[It is magnificent, but it is not war]
-- Pierre Bosquet, witnessing the charge of the Light Brigade
[It is magnificent, but it is not war]
-- Pierre Bosquet, witnessing the charge of the Light Brigade
ボットのつぶやき : The Heineken Uncertainty Principle:
You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.
You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.
ボットのつぶやき : No house is childproofed unless the little darlings are in straitjackets.
ボットのつぶやき : ... I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.Q.
LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE!
LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE!
ボットのつぶやき : Laundry is the fifth dimension!! ... um ... um ... th' washing machine
is a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!!
is a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!!
ボットのつぶやき : "We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem."
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
ボットのつぶやき : The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be
done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
-- E. Hubbard
done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
-- E. Hubbard
ボットのつぶやき : You will engage in a profitable business activity.
ボットのつぶやき : Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
-- Christopher Marlowe
-- Christopher Marlowe
ボットのつぶやき : Start the day with a smile. After that you can be your nasty old self again.
ボットのつぶやき : Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
ボットのつぶやき : Beware of Bigfoot!
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down,
then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
-- Davey Allison, on a 150 m.p.h. crash
I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down,
then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
-- Davey Allison, on a 150 m.p.h. crash
ボットのつぶやき : Goldenstern's Rules:
(1) Always hire a rich attorney
(2) Never buy from a rich salesman.
(1) Always hire a rich attorney
(2) Never buy from a rich salesman.
ボットのつぶやき : It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen
-- Woody Allen
ボットのつぶやき : Jones' Second Law:
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone
to blame it on.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone
to blame it on.
ボットのつぶやき : Foolproof Operation:
No provision for adjustment.
No provision for adjustment.
ボットのつぶやき : I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.
ボットのつぶやき : The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
-- Pliny the Elder
-- Pliny the Elder
ボットのつぶやき : Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference.
ボットのつぶやき : The San Diego Freeway. Official Parking Lot of the 1984 Olympics!
ボットのつぶやき : You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
ボットのつぶやき : The meek will inherit the earth -- if that's OK with you.
ボットのつぶやき : It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether II win or lose.
-- Darrin Weinberg
-- Darrin Weinberg
ボットのつぶやき : U: There's a U -- a Unicorn!
Run right up and rub its horn.
Look at all those points you're losing!
UMBER HULKS are so confusing.
-- The Roguelet's ABC
Run right up and rub its horn.
Look at all those points you're losing!
UMBER HULKS are so confusing.
-- The Roguelet's ABC
ボットのつぶやき : When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve
it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality.
-- Al Capone
it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality.
-- Al Capone
ボットのつぶやき : All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is
to enjoy it.
to enjoy it.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it.
-- Burma Shave
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it.
-- Burma Shave
ボットのつぶやき : Money may buy friendship but money cannot buy love.
ボットのつぶやき : Love is in the offing.
-- The Homicidal Maniac
-- The Homicidal Maniac
ボットのつぶやき : Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through
any of its streets.
any of its streets.
ボットのつぶやき : Life is wasted on the living.
-- The Restaurant at the Edge of the Universe.
-- The Restaurant at the Edge of the Universe.
ボットのつぶやき : War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
-- Charles Edward Montague
-- Charles Edward Montague
ボットのつぶやき : Convention is the ruler of all.
-- Pindar
-- Pindar
ボットのつぶやき : What does education often do? It makes a straight cut ditch of a
free meandering brook.
-- Henry David Thoreau
free meandering brook.
-- Henry David Thoreau
ボットのつぶやき : May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.
ボットのつぶやき : May your SO always know when you need a hug.
ボットのつぶやき : Pohl's law:
Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
ボットのつぶやき : The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
ボットのつぶやき : No problem is so large it can't be fit in somewhere.
ボットのつぶやき : If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it.
-- Calvin Coolidge
-- Calvin Coolidge
ボットのつぶやき : Sum quod eris.
ボットのつぶやき : One organism, one vote.
ボットのつぶやき : interest, n.:
What borrowers pay, lenders receive, stockholders own, and
burned out employees must feign.
What borrowers pay, lenders receive, stockholders own, and
burned out employees must feign.
ボットのつぶやき : I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
ボットのつぶやき : Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL
ボットのつぶやき : There's just something I don't like about Virginia; the state.
ボットのつぶやき : Truth is the most valuable thing we have -- so let us economize it.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : My NOSE is NUMB!
ボットのつぶやき : The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.
-- Maurice Baring
-- Maurice Baring
ボットのつぶやき : There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be burned for an opinion.
-- Anatole France
-- Anatole France
ボットのつぶやき : One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
-- George Herbert
-- George Herbert
ボットのつぶやき : This process can check if this value is zero, and if it is, it does
something child-like.
-- Forbes Burkowski, CS 454, University of Washington
something child-like.
-- Forbes Burkowski, CS 454, University of Washington
ボットのつぶやき : Am I accompanied by a PARENT or GUARDIAN?
ボットのつぶやき : All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun.
Money's just the way we keep score.
-- Henry Tyroon
Money's just the way we keep score.
-- Henry Tyroon
ボットのつぶやき : Look at it this way: Your wife's spending $280 a month on meditation lessons to
forget $26,000 of college education. And you're still drinking ordinary scotch?
forget $26,000 of college education. And you're still drinking ordinary scotch?
ボットのつぶやき : Love isn't only blind, it's also deaf, dumb, and stupid.
ボットのつぶやき : "Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Life is
either a daring adventure or nothing."
-- Helen Keller
either a daring adventure or nothing."
-- Helen Keller
ボットのつぶやき : Man is a military animal, glories in gunpowder, and loves parade.
-- P.J. Bailey
-- P.J. Bailey
ボットのつぶやき : I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.
- Thomas Jefferson
- Thomas Jefferson
ボットのつぶやき : Life, like beer, is merely borrowed.
-- Don Reed
-- Don Reed
ボットのつぶやき : For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.
ボットのつぶやき : Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official.
ボットのつぶやき : What do you have when you have six lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.
Not enough sand.
ボットのつぶやき : It is better to have loved and lost -- much better.
ボットのつぶやき : I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
ボットのつぶやき : It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
ボットのつぶやき : "Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
ボットのつぶやき : Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen.
ボットのつぶやき : VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!
ボットのつぶやき : Solutions are obvious if one only has the optical power to observe them
over the horizon.
-- K.A. Arsdall
over the horizon.
-- K.A. Arsdall
ボットのつぶやき : The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out.
ボットのつぶやき : When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
-- Norm Crosby
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
-- Norm Crosby
ボットのつぶやき : Also, the Scots are said to have invented golf. Then they had
to invent Scotch whiskey to take away the pain and frustration.
to invent Scotch whiskey to take away the pain and frustration.
ボットのつぶやき : While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are
safe, for you can watch both of his.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
safe, for you can watch both of his.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
ボットのつぶやき : Beware of geeks bearing graft.
ボットのつぶやき : Bipolar, adj.:
Refers to someone who has homes in Nome, Alaska, and Buffalo, New York.
Refers to someone who has homes in Nome, Alaska, and Buffalo, New York.
ボットのつぶやき : He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting industry
attacks democracy itself.
-- William S. Paley, chairman of CBS
attacks democracy itself.
-- William S. Paley, chairman of CBS
ボットのつぶやき : Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.
ボットのつぶやき : Quantum Mechanics is a lovely introduction to Hilbert Spaces!
-- Overheard at last year's Archimedeans' Garden Party
-- Overheard at last year's Archimedeans' Garden Party
ボットのつぶやき : "Irrationality is the square root of all evil"
-- Douglas Hofstadter
-- Douglas Hofstadter
ボットのつぶやき : "Spare no expense to save money on this one."
-- Samuel Goldwyn
-- Samuel Goldwyn
ボットのつぶやき : Whatever occurs from love is always beyond good and evil.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
ボットのつぶやき : Innovation is hard to schedule.
-- Dan Fylstra
-- Dan Fylstra
ボットのつぶやき : Hear me, my chiefs, I am tired; my heart is sick and sad. From where the
sun now stands I Will Fight No More Forever.
-- Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce
sun now stands I Will Fight No More Forever.
-- Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce
ボットのつぶやき : Logic is the chastity belt of the mind!
ボットのつぶやき : Virtue is a relative term.
-- Spock, "Friday's Child", stardate 3499.1
-- Spock, "Friday's Child", stardate 3499.1
ボットのつぶやき : "No job too big; no fee too big!"
-- Dr. Peter Venkman, "Ghost-busters"
-- Dr. Peter Venkman, "Ghost-busters"
ボットのつぶやき : Who will take care of the world after you're gone?
ボットのつぶやき : A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call
what he writes fiction.
-- William Faulkner
what he writes fiction.
-- William Faulkner
ボットのつぶやき : Don't let your status become too quo!
ボットのつぶやき : Felson's Law:
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from
many is research.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from
many is research.
ボットのつぶやき : brain, v: [as in "to brain"]
To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to dispel a source
of error in an opponent.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to dispel a source
of error in an opponent.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
ボットのつぶやき : Let's remind ourselves that last year's fresh idea is today's cliche.
-- Austen Briggs
-- Austen Briggs
ボットのつぶやき : It is better to live rich than to die rich.
-- Samuel Johnson
-- Samuel Johnson
ボットのつぶやき : Old age is always fifteen years old than I am.
-- B. Baruch
-- B. Baruch
ボットのつぶやき : "No, `Eureka' is Greek for `This bath is too hot.'"
-- Dr. Who
-- Dr. Who
ボットのつぶやき : /earth: file system full.
ボットのつぶやき : I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a
week sometimes to make it up.
-- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"
week sometimes to make it up.
-- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"
ボットのつぶやき : The sight of death frightens them [Earthers].
-- Kras the Klingon, "Friday's Child", stardate 3497.2
-- Kras the Klingon, "Friday's Child", stardate 3497.2
ボットのつぶやき : A couch is as good as a chair.
ボットのつぶやき : "Engineering meets art in the parking lot and things explode."
-- Garry Peterson, about Survival Research Labs
-- Garry Peterson, about Survival Research Labs
ボットのつぶやき : Raffiniert ist der Herrgott aber boshaft ist er nicht.
-- Albert Einstein
-- Albert Einstein
ボットのつぶやき : I always say beauty is only sin deep.
-- Saki, "Reginald's Choir Treat"
-- Saki, "Reginald's Choir Treat"
ボットのつぶやき : aphorism, n.:
A concise, clever statement.
afterism, n.:
A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
-- James Alexander Thom
A concise, clever statement.
afterism, n.:
A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
-- James Alexander Thom
ボットのつぶやき : "What do you do when your real life exceeds your wildest fantasies?"
"You keep it to yourself."
-- Broadcast News
"You keep it to yourself."
-- Broadcast News
ボットのつぶやき : If you find a solution and become attached to it, the solution may become
your next problem.
your next problem.
ボットのつぶやき : You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.
ボットのつぶやき : It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially if
they're attractive in some way.
-- McCoy, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6
they're attractive in some way.
-- McCoy, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
ボットのつぶやき : Stupid, n.:
Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
ボットのつぶやき : The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
ボットのつぶやき : To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize
the competent.
the competent.
ボットのつぶやき : I don't understand you anymore.
ボットのつぶやき : Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
ボットのつぶやき : Too much is just enough.
-- Mark Twain, on whiskey
-- Mark Twain, on whiskey
ボットのつぶやき : If you don't strike oil in twenty minutes, stop boring.
-- Andrew Carnegie, on public speaking
-- Andrew Carnegie, on public speaking
ボットのつぶやき : The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
ボットのつぶやき : Domestic happiness and faithful friends.
ボットのつぶやき : Williams and Holland's Law:
If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical
methods.
If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical
methods.
ボットのつぶやき : May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts.
ボットのつぶやき : I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
ボットのつぶやき : Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
-- Arthur Miller
-- Arthur Miller
ボットのつぶやき : And tomorrow will be like today, only more so.
-- Isaiah 56:12, New Standard Version
-- Isaiah 56:12, New Standard Version
ボットのつぶやき : A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! Are you the self-frying president?
ボットのつぶやき : What an artist dies with me!
-- Nero
-- Nero
ボットのつぶやき : For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...
ボットのつぶやき : Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.
ボットのつぶやき : Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.
ボットのつぶやき : mixed emotions:
Watching your mother-in-law back off a cliff...
in your brand new Mercedes.
Watching your mother-in-law back off a cliff...
in your brand new Mercedes.
ボットのつぶやき : Who loves me will also love my dog.
-- John Donne
-- John Donne
ボットのつぶやき : I'll defend to the death your right to say that, but I never said I'd
listen to it!
-- Tom Galloway with apologies to Voltaire
listen to it!
-- Tom Galloway with apologies to Voltaire
ボットのつぶやき : Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation.
-- Lord Thomas Dewar
-- Lord Thomas Dewar
ボットのつぶやき : I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't put off for tomorrow what you can do today because if you enjoy it today,
you can do it again tomorrow.
you can do it again tomorrow.
ボットのつぶやき : Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.
ボットのつぶやき : Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.
-- R. A. Heinlein
-- R. A. Heinlein
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! Are you the self-frying president?
ボットのつぶやき : The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be
done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
-- E. Hubbard
done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
-- E. Hubbard
ボットのつぶやき : T-shirt Of The Day:
I'm the person your mother warned you about.
I'm the person your mother warned you about.
ボットのつぶやき : Apathy Club meeting this Friday. If you want to come, you're not invited.
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"East is east... and let's keep it that way."
"East is east... and let's keep it that way."
ボットのつぶやき : Many people write memos to tell you they have nothing to say.
ボットのつぶやき : One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan
is that there never was a plan in the first place.
is that there never was a plan in the first place.
ボットのつぶやき : I've got a bad feeling about this.
ボットのつぶやき : You should make a point of trying every experience once -- except
incest and folk-dancing.
-- A. Bax, "Farewell My Youth"
incest and folk-dancing.
-- A. Bax, "Farewell My Youth"
ボットのつぶやき : Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon. After a while you'd
run out of air to push against.
run out of air to push against.
ボットのつぶやき : If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
ボットのつぶやき : "In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved."
-- Butler
-- Butler
ボットのつぶやき : Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'.
ボットのつぶやき : Cutler Webster's Law:
There are two sides to every argument, unless a person
is personally involved, in which case there is only one.
There are two sides to every argument, unless a person
is personally involved, in which case there is only one.
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"It seems to me that your antenna doesn't bring in too many
stations anymore."
"It seems to me that your antenna doesn't bring in too many
stations anymore."
ボットのつぶやき : I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to
make it shorter.
-- Blaise Pascal
make it shorter.
-- Blaise Pascal
ボットのつぶやき : I don't get no respect.
ボットのつぶやき : The best defense against logic is ignorance.
ボットのつぶやき : Basic is a high level languish. APL is a high level anguish.
ボットのつぶやき : There are no winners in life, only survivors.
ボットのつぶやき : Suicide is the sincerest form of self-criticism.
-- Donald Kaul
-- Donald Kaul
ボットのつぶやき : Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
Space is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen to you.
Space is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen to you.
ボットのつぶやき : The number of feet in a yard is directly proportional to the success
of the barbecue.
of the barbecue.
ボットのつぶやき : Dibble's First Law of Sociology:
Some do, some don't.
Some do, some don't.
ボットのつぶやき : Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
ボットのつぶやき : Passwords are implemented as a result of insecurity.
ボットのつぶやき : Peace was the way.
-- Kirk, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate unknown
-- Kirk, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate unknown
ボットのつぶやき : ... The prejudices people feel about each other disappear when then get
to know each other.
-- Kirk, "Elaan of Troyius", stardate 4372.5
to know each other.
-- Kirk, "Elaan of Troyius", stardate 4372.5
ボットのつぶやき : Those aren't WINOS -- that's my JUGGLER, my AERIALIST, my SWORD
SWALLOWER, and my LATEX NOVELTY SUPPLIER!!
SWALLOWER, and my LATEX NOVELTY SUPPLIER!!
ボットのつぶやき : I haven't lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.
ボットのつぶやき : In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together
afterwards that causes the problems.
-- Shelley Winters
afterwards that causes the problems.
-- Shelley Winters
ボットのつぶやき : Such a fine first dream!
But they laughed at me; they said
I had made it up.
But they laughed at me; they said
I had made it up.
ボットのつぶやき : Optimization hinders evolution.
ボットのつぶやき : "I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob.
That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood."
-- Daffy Duck, "Robin Hood Daffy", [1958, Chuck Jones]
That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood."
-- Daffy Duck, "Robin Hood Daffy", [1958, Chuck Jones]
ボットのつぶやき : VMS, n.:
The world's foremost multi-user adventure game.
The world's foremost multi-user adventure game.
ボットのつぶやき : I am NOT a nut....
ボットのつぶやき : "I shall expect a chemical cure for psychopathic behavior by 10 A.M. tomorrow,
or I'll have your guts for spaghetti."
-- a comic panel by Cotham
or I'll have your guts for spaghetti."
-- a comic panel by Cotham
ボットのつぶやき : Let sleeping dogs lie.
-- Charles Dickens
-- Charles Dickens
ボットのつぶやき : Lake Erie died for your sins.
ボットのつぶやき : UFOs are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
ボットのつぶやき : We warn the reader in advance that the proof presented here depends on a
clever but highly unmotivated trick.
-- Howard Anton, "Elementary Linear Algebra"
clever but highly unmotivated trick.
-- Howard Anton, "Elementary Linear Algebra"
ボットのつぶやき : How many hardware guys does it take to change a light bulb?
"Well the diagnostics say it's fine buddy, so it's a software problem."
"Well the diagnostics say it's fine buddy, so it's a software problem."
ボットのつぶやき : Live long and prosper.
-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
ボットのつぶやき : "...if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust,
this would be a better world." - Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Days"
this would be a better world." - Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Days"
ボットのつぶやき : "I'm growing older, but not up."
-- Jimmy Buffett
-- Jimmy Buffett
ボットのつぶやき : All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
ボットのつぶやき : Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *_____awful*.
ボットのつぶやき : A squeegee by any other name wouldn't sound as funny.
ボットのつぶやき : The IBM purchase of ROLM gives new meaning to the term "twisted pair".
-- Howard Anderson, "Yankee Group"
-- Howard Anderson, "Yankee Group"
ボットのつぶやき : FORTH IF HONK THEN
ボットのつぶやき : A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation.
-- C.E. Ayres
-- C.E. Ayres
ボットのつぶやき : I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
-- Arturo Toscanini
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
-- Arturo Toscanini
ボットのつぶやき : "Turn on, tune up, rock out."
-- Billy Gibbons
-- Billy Gibbons
ボットのつぶやき : When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I
think it was a Tuesday.
think it was a Tuesday.
ボットのつぶやき : The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
-- W. C. Fields
-- W. C. Fields
ボットのつぶやき : If there is no wind, row.
-- Polish proverb
-- Polish proverb
ボットのつぶやき : If what they've been doing hasn't solved the problem, tell them to
do something else.
-- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of Consulting"
do something else.
-- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of Consulting"
ボットのつぶやき : Indecision is the true basis for flexibility.
ボットのつぶやき : Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an
autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
-- Marlo Thomas
autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
-- Marlo Thomas
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"Even the Statue of Liberty shaves her pits."
"Even the Statue of Liberty shaves her pits."
ボットのつぶやき : There are more dead people than living, and their numbers are increasing.
-- Eugene Ionesco
-- Eugene Ionesco
ボットのつぶやき : You will be awarded some great honor.
ボットのつぶやき : Your files are now being encrypted and thrown into the bit bucket.
EOF
EOF
ボットのつぶやき : I didn't get sophisticated -- I just got tired. But maybe that's what
sophisticated is -- being tired.
-- Rita Gain
sophisticated is -- being tired.
-- Rita Gain
ボットのつぶやき : One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day.
ボットのつぶやき : Ignorance is bliss.
-- Thomas Gray
Fortune updates the great quotes, #42:
BLISS is ignorance.
-- Thomas Gray
Fortune updates the great quotes, #42:
BLISS is ignorance.
ボットのつぶやき : A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a
simple system that works.
simple system that works.
ボットのつぶやき : Ignorance must certainly be bliss or there wouldn't be so many people
so resolutely pursuing it.
so resolutely pursuing it.
ボットのつぶやき : File cabinet:
A four drawer, manually activated trash compactor.
A four drawer, manually activated trash compactor.
ボットのつぶやき : For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...
ボットのつぶやき : She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'.
-- Dorothy Parker, on a Kate Hepburn performance
-- Dorothy Parker, on a Kate Hepburn performance
ボットのつぶやき : Neurotics build castles in the sky,
Psychotics live in them,
And psychiatrists collect the rent.
Psychotics live in them,
And psychiatrists collect the rent.
ボットのつぶやき : Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
ボットのつぶやき : Look out! Behind you!
ボットのつぶやき : The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got
to be good.
-- John Barrymore
to be good.
-- John Barrymore
ボットのつぶやき : Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.
ボットのつぶやき : Never pay a compliment as if expecting a receipt.
ボットのつぶやき : The only problem with being a man of leisure is that you can never stop
and take a rest.
and take a rest.
ボットのつぶやき : Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't
using ain't ain't eatin' well.
-- Will Rogers
using ain't ain't eatin' well.
-- Will Rogers
ボットのつぶやき : Hackers are just a migratory lifeform with a tropism for computers.
ボットのつぶやき : If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
ボットのつぶやき : My only love sprung from my only hate!
Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
-- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"
Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
-- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"
ボットのつぶやき : Power, like a desolating pestilence,
Pollutes whate'er it touches...
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley
Pollutes whate'er it touches...
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley
ボットのつぶやき : Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
ボットのつぶやき : Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
ボットのつぶやき : Machines have less problems. I'd like to be a machine.
-- Andy Warhol
-- Andy Warhol
ボットのつぶやき : Envy is a pain of mind that successful men cause their neighbors.
-- Onasander
-- Onasander
ボットのつぶやき : Happiness is twin floppies.
ボットのつぶやき : And miles to go before I sleep.
-- Robert Frost
-- Robert Frost
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"Sure, I turned down a drink once. Didn't understand the question."
"Sure, I turned down a drink once. Didn't understand the question."
ボットのつぶやき : What happened last night can happen again.
ボットのつぶやき : "I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the
statues that are in all the other museums."
-- Steven Wright
statues that are in all the other museums."
-- Steven Wright
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"He's on the same bus, but he's sure as hell got a different
ticket."
"He's on the same bus, but he's sure as hell got a different
ticket."
ボットのつぶやき : Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
ボットのつぶやき : It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how
to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
-- George Burns
to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
-- George Burns
ボットのつぶやき : To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what
he has already achieved, but at what he aspires to do.
he has already achieved, but at what he aspires to do.
ボットのつぶやき : As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
ボットのつぶやき : You will gain money by an illegal action.
ボットのつぶやき : If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it. Quit work and play
for once!
for once!
ボットのつぶやき : Love -- the last of the serious diseases of childhood.
ボットのつぶやき : What fools these morals be!
ボットのつぶやき : What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
ボットのつぶやき : "If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!"
-- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)
-- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)
ボットのつぶやき : People of privilege will always risk their complete destruction
rather than surrender any material part of their advantage.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
rather than surrender any material part of their advantage.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
ボットのつぶやき : You do not have mail.
ボットのつぶやき : Newlan's Truism:
An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the
government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the
government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
ボットのつぶやき : Poland has gun control.
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"
"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"
ボットのつぶやき : Zeus gave Leda the bird.
ボットのつぶやき : You have taken yourself too seriously.
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What is the sound of one cat napping?
A: Mu.
A: Mu.
ボットのつぶやき : Beauty, n.:
The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
-- Ambrose Bierce
The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
-- Ambrose Bierce
ボットのつぶやき : What sin has not been committed in the name of efficiency?
ボットのつぶやき : Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
-- Jim Samuels
-- Jim Samuels
ボットのつぶやき : Brandy-and-water spoils two good things.
-- Charles Lamb
-- Charles Lamb
ボットのつぶやき : Larkinson's Law:
All laws are basically false.
All laws are basically false.
ボットのつぶやき : The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the law free.
-- Henry David Thoreau
-- Henry David Thoreau
ボットのつぶやき : Confidant, confidante, n:
One entrusted by A with the secrets of B, confided to himself by C.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
One entrusted by A with the secrets of B, confided to himself by C.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
ボットのつぶやき : Mary Tyler Moore's SEVENTH HUSBAND is wearing my DACRON TANK TOP in a
cheap hotel in HONOLULU!
cheap hotel in HONOLULU!
ボットのつぶやき : Harriet's Dining Observation:
In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats
increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats
increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
ボットのつぶやき : Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols;
they may buy shotguns freely, however.
they may buy shotguns freely, however.
ボットのつぶやき : FORTRAN is the language of Powerful Computers.
-- Steven Feiner
-- Steven Feiner
ボットのつぶやき : Time to take stock. Go home with some office supplies.
ボットのつぶやき : squatcho, n.:
The button at the top of a baseball cap.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
The button at the top of a baseball cap.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
ボットのつぶやき : "Take that, you hostile sons-of-bitches!"
-- James Coburn, in the finale of _The_President's_Analyst_
-- James Coburn, in the finale of _The_President's_Analyst_
ボットのつぶやき : The best way to accelerate a Macintoy is at 9.8 meters per second per second.
ボットのつぶやき : Small is beautiful.
-- Schumacher's Dictum
-- Schumacher's Dictum
ボットのつぶやき : "It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
-- Alfred Adler
-- Alfred Adler
ボットのつぶやき : About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.
ボットのつぶやき : Beer & Pretzels -- Breakfast of Champions.
ボットのつぶやき : Necessity is a mother.
ボットのつぶやき : I'm not the person your mother warned you about... her imagination isn't
that good.
-- Amy Gorin
that good.
-- Amy Gorin
ボットのつぶやき : "We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company."
ボットのつぶやき : He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
ボットのつぶやき : I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
ボットのつぶやき : Finagle's First Law:
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
ボットのつぶやき : Punishment becomes ineffective after a certain point. Men become insensitive.
-- Eneg, "Patterns of Force", stardate 2534.7
-- Eneg, "Patterns of Force", stardate 2534.7
ボットのつぶやき : Questionable day.
Ask somebody something.
Ask somebody something.
ボットのつぶやき : Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.
-- Shakespeare
-- Shakespeare
ボットのつぶやき : Leibowitz's Rule:
When hammering a nail, you will never hit your
finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.
When hammering a nail, you will never hit your
finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.
ボットのつぶやき : Round Numbers are always false.
-- Samuel Johnson
-- Samuel Johnson
ボットのつぶやき : No house is childproofed unless the little darlings are in straitjackets.
ボットのつぶやき : "Jesus saves...but Gretzky gets the rebound!"
-- Daniel Hinojosa (hinojosa@hp-sdd)
-- Daniel Hinojosa (hinojosa@hp-sdd)
ボットのつぶやき : Must be getting close to town -- we're hitting more people.
ボットのつぶやき : As you will see, I told them, in no uncertain terms, to see Figure one.
-- Dave "First Strike" Pare
-- Dave "First Strike" Pare
ボットのつぶやき : Killing is stupid; useless!
-- McCoy, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8
-- McCoy, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8
ボットのつぶやき : YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!
ボットのつぶやき : An artist should be fit for the best society and keep out of it.
ボットのつぶやき : McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom:
If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.
If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.
ボットのつぶやき : It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.
-- Publius Ovidius Naso (Ovid)
-- Publius Ovidius Naso (Ovid)
ボットのつぶやき : One person's error is another person's data.
ボットのつぶやき : Hard reality has a way of cramping your style.
-- Daniel Dennett
-- Daniel Dennett
ボットのつぶやき : Finagle's Creed:
Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
ボットのつぶやき : Logic doesn't apply to the real world.
-- Marvin Minsky
-- Marvin Minsky
ボットのつぶやき : Tout choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n'ecoute, il faut
toujours recommencer.
-- A. Gide
toujours recommencer.
-- A. Gide
ボットのつぶやき : Greener's Law:
Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
ボットのつぶやき : The knowledge that makes us cherish innocence makes innocence unattainable.
-- Irving Howe
-- Irving Howe
ボットのつぶやき : Corry's Law:
Paper is always strongest at the perforations.
Paper is always strongest at the perforations.
ボットのつぶやき : I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the
whole field to private industry.
-- Joseph Heller
whole field to private industry.
-- Joseph Heller
ボットのつぶやき : The more things change, the more they stay insane.
ボットのつぶやき : Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is
oblivion.
-- Mark Twain
oblivion.
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : Memories of you remind me of you.
-- Karl Lehenbauer
-- Karl Lehenbauer
ボットのつぶやき : Do clones have navels?
ボットのつぶやき : Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.
ボットのつぶやき : Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else
follows in the same way.
-- Alan J. Perlis
follows in the same way.
-- Alan J. Perlis
ボットのつぶやき : Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else.
ボットのつぶやき : Oatmeal raisin.
ボットのつぶやき : There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right
keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.
-- J.S. Bach
keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.
-- J.S. Bach
ボットのつぶやき : If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
ボットのつぶやき : "The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in
1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert."
-- D. Letterman
1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert."
-- D. Letterman
ボットのつぶやき : The glances over cocktails
That seemed to be so sweet
Don't seem quite so amorous
Over Shredded Wheat
That seemed to be so sweet
Don't seem quite so amorous
Over Shredded Wheat
ボットのつぶやき : There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw
-- George Bernard Shaw
ボットのつぶやき : Griffin's Thought:
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
ボットのつぶやき : Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich.
-- Ambrose Bierce
-- Ambrose Bierce
ボットのつぶやき : Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.
ボットのつぶやき : broad-mindedness, n:
The result of flattening high-mindedness out.
The result of flattening high-mindedness out.
ボットのつぶやき : The faster I go, the behinder I get.
-- Lewis Carroll
-- Lewis Carroll
ボットのつぶやき : I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
ボットのつぶやき : What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out,
which is the exact opposite.
-- Bertrand Russell, "Skeptical Essays", 1928
which is the exact opposite.
-- Bertrand Russell, "Skeptical Essays", 1928
ボットのつぶやき : I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"I haven't come far enough, and don't call me baby."
"I haven't come far enough, and don't call me baby."
ボットのつぶやき : Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.
ボットのつぶやき : And that's the way it is...
-- Walter Cronkite
-- Walter Cronkite
ボットのつぶやき : Garbage In -- Gospel Out.
ボットのつぶやき : BOO! We changed Coke again! BLEAH! BLEAH!
ボットのつぶやき : Is it NOUVELLE CUISINE when 3 olives are struggling with a scallop in a
plate of SAUCE MORNAY?
plate of SAUCE MORNAY?
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
The forest may be quiet, but that doesn't mean
the snakes have gone away.
The forest may be quiet, but that doesn't mean
the snakes have gone away.
ボットのつぶやき : "History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions."
-- Ted Koppel
-- Ted Koppel
ボットのつぶやき : Being ugly isn't illegal. Yet.
ボットのつぶやき : A word to the wise is enough.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
-- Miguel de Cervantes
ボットのつぶやき : Don't mind him; politicians always sound like that.
ボットのつぶやき : Insufficient facts always invite danger.
-- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9
-- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9
ボットのつぶやき : I love mankind ... It's people I hate.
-- Schulz
-- Schulz
ボットのつぶやき : fortune: cannot execute. Out of cookies.
ボットのつぶやき : Nothing in progression can rest on its original plan. We may as well think of
rocking a grown man in the cradle of an infant. -- Edmund Burke
rocking a grown man in the cradle of an infant. -- Edmund Burke
ボットのつぶやき : Once it hits the fan, the only rational choice is to sweep it up, package it,
and sell it as fertilizer.
and sell it as fertilizer.
ボットのつぶやき : The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
ボットのつぶやき : If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
ボットのつぶやき : The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach
their children to speak it.
-- G. B. Shaw
their children to speak it.
-- G. B. Shaw
ボットのつぶやき : Never pay a compliment as if expecting a receipt.
ボットのつぶやき : For gin, in cruel
Sober truth,
Supplies the fuel
For flaming youth.
-- Noel Coward
Sober truth,
Supplies the fuel
For flaming youth.
-- Noel Coward
ボットのつぶやき : The clash of ideas is the sound of freedom.
ボットのつぶやき : Have a nice diurnal anomaly.
ボットのつぶやき : Your lucky number has been disconnected.
ボットのつぶやき : You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.
ボットのつぶやき : "Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!"
-- W. C. Fields
-- W. C. Fields
ボットのつぶやき : The Official Colorado State Vegetable is now the "state legislator".
ボットのつぶやき : We place two copies of PEOPLE magazine in a DARK, HUMID mobile home.
45 minutes later CYNDI LAUPER emerges wearing a BIRD CAGE on her head!
45 minutes later CYNDI LAUPER emerges wearing a BIRD CAGE on her head!
ボットのつぶやき : Statistics are no substitute for judgement.
-- Henry Clay
-- Henry Clay
ボットのつぶやき : Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!!
ボットのつぶやき : A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.
ボットのつぶやき : You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
ボットのつぶやき : Toddlers are the stormtroopers of the Lord of Entropy.
ボットのつぶやき : No one knows what he can do till he tries.
-- Publilius Syrus
-- Publilius Syrus
ボットのつぶやき : America: born free and taxed to death.
ボットのつぶやき : Telephone, n.:
An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages
of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
-- Ambrose Bierce
An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages
of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
-- Ambrose Bierce
ボットのつぶやき : For the first time we have a weapon that nobody has used for thirty years.
This gives me great hope for the human race.
-- Harlan Ellison
This gives me great hope for the human race.
-- Harlan Ellison
ボットのつぶやき : Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend: "I got
started one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray."
started one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray."
ボットのつぶやき : How come we never talk anymore?
ボットのつぶやき : In Pierre Trudeau, Canada has finally produced a Prime Minister worthy of
assassination.
-- John Diefenbaker
assassination.
-- John Diefenbaker
ボットのつぶやき : To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura
bitters. Shake.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail.
bitters. Shake.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail.
ボットのつぶやき : Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!
-- Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda"
-- Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda"
ボットのつぶやき : Schapiro's Explanation:
The grass is always greener on the other side -- but that's
because they use more manure.
The grass is always greener on the other side -- but that's
because they use more manure.
ボットのつぶやき : Many receive advice, few profit by it.
-- Publilius Syrus
-- Publilius Syrus
ボットのつぶやき : Lieberman's Law:
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
ボットのつぶやき : Work is the crab grass in the lawn of life.
-- Schulz
-- Schulz
ボットのつぶやき : We are the people our parents warned us about.
ボットのつぶやき : If a nation expects to be ignorant and free,
... it expects what never was and never will be.
-- Thomas Jefferson
... it expects what never was and never will be.
-- Thomas Jefferson
ボットのつぶやき : You can observe a lot just by watching. -- Yogi Berra
ボットのつぶやき : But, officer, he's not drunk, I just saw his fingers twitch!
ボットのつぶやき : You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
ボットのつぶやき : The three best things about going to school are June, July, and August.
ボットのつぶやき : Only those who leisurely approach that which the masses are busy about
can be busy about that which the masses take leisurely.
-- Lao Tsu
can be busy about that which the masses take leisurely.
-- Lao Tsu
ボットのつぶやき : But Officer, I stopped for the last one, and it was green!
ボットのつぶやき : There are no accidents whatsoever in the universe.
-- Baba Ram Dass
-- Baba Ram Dass
ボットのつぶやき : The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're
called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
ボットのつぶやき : "Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk ?"
Microsoft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate !!
(By [email protected], Felix von Leitner)
Microsoft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate !!
(By [email protected], Felix von Leitner)
ボットのつぶやき : Dow's Law:
In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level,
the greater the confusion.
In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level,
the greater the confusion.
ボットのつぶやき : Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what
is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
ボットのつぶやき : Murphy's Law of Research:
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
ボットのつぶやき : Is this the line for the latest whimsical YUGOSLAVIAN drama which also
makes you want to CRY and reconsider the VIETNAM WAR?
makes you want to CRY and reconsider the VIETNAM WAR?
ボットのつぶやき : Goldenstern's Rules:
(1) Always hire a rich attorney
(2) Never buy from a rich salesman.
(1) Always hire a rich attorney
(2) Never buy from a rich salesman.
ボットのつぶやき : I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in
the world is fixed.
-- Frank Deford, sports writer
the world is fixed.
-- Frank Deford, sports writer
ボットのつぶやき : If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
then the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
then the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
ボットのつぶやき : Intuition, however illogical, is recognized as a command prerogative.
-- Kirk, "Obsession", stardate 3620.7
-- Kirk, "Obsession", stardate 3620.7
ボットのつぶやき : "Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it."
-- Baskins
-- Baskins
ボットのつぶやき : Forgive and forget.
-- Cervantes
-- Cervantes
ボットのつぶやき : When in doubt, do what the President does -- guess.
ボットのつぶやき : Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths good theatre.
-- Gail Godwin
-- Gail Godwin
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974 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/25(日) 14:56:18.67 ID:We27mgLa
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975 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/25(日) 14:59:12.12 ID:We27mgLa
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976 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/25(日) 15:17:23.82 ID:We27mgLa
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977 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/25(日) 15:21:18.70 ID:We27mgLa
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978 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/25(日) 15:24:22.86 ID:We27mgLa
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979 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/25(日) 15:33:10.18 ID:We27mgLa
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980 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/25(日) 15:35:30.13 ID:We27mgLa
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981 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/25(日) 15:40:50.00 ID:We27mgLa
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982 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/25(日) 16:19:01.05 ID:We27mgLa
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983 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/25(日) 16:44:03.28 ID:We27mgLa
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984 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/25(日) 16:53:31.28 ID:We27mgLa
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985 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/25(日) 16:56:25.66 ID:We27mgLa
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986 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/25(日) 23:09:39.08 ID:AXdwyP4p
手伝うぜ
987 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/25(日) 23:10:06.41 ID:AXdwyP4p
な？
988 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/26(月) 18:07:50.44 ID:JHojKy+c
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989 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/26(月) 18:18:11.84 ID:JHojKy+c
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990 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/26(月) 18:26:58.34 ID:JHojKy+c
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991 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/26(月) 18:44:57.47 ID:JHojKy+c
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992 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/26(月) 18:59:06.26 ID:JHojKy+c
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993 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/26(月) 23:32:08.88 ID:JHojKy+c
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994 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/27(火) 12:36:27.57 ID:001DDWwb
チート使える人
フレコ交換しましょう
フレコ交換しましょう
995 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/27(火) 15:23:05.95 ID:65YAWcA8
梅
996 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/27(火) 15:23:24.59 ID:65YAWcA8
踏む
997 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/27(火) 15:24:04.64 ID:65YAWcA8
べちょ
998 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/27(火) 22:03:50.32 ID:fkgaHf0A
残りのスレは頼んだ
００７
http://kohada.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gameurawaza/1331987899/
wii007チート部屋作れる人
http://kohada.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gameurawaza/1332403241/
007wii ブースト
http://kohada.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gameurawaza/1332595165/
http://codepad.org/2SDJzrHS
とりあえずコードを貼っておく
まぁ，超適当な実装だから使いやすいように直してね
-fの実装してなかったワロス
００７
http://kohada.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gameurawaza/1331987899/
wii007チート部屋作れる人
http://kohada.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gameurawaza/1332403241/
007wii ブースト
http://kohada.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gameurawaza/1332595165/
http://codepad.org/2SDJzrHS
とりあえずコードを貼っておく
まぁ，超適当な実装だから使いやすいように直してね
-fの実装してなかったワロス
999 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/27(火) 22:33:06.85 ID:/IeV8U4f
銀河鉄道９９９
1000 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/27(火) 22:34:08.37 ID:/IeV8U4f
１０００年女王
1001 ：１００１：
このスレッドは１０００を超えました。
もう書けないので、新しいスレッドを立ててくださいです。。。
もう書けないので、新しいスレッドを立ててくださいです。。。