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ボットのつぶやき : For men use, if they have an evil turn, to write it in marble:
and whoso doth us a good turn we write it in dust.
-- Sir Thomas More
and whoso doth us a good turn we write it in dust.
-- Sir Thomas More
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! It's some people inside the wall! This is better than mopping!
ボットのつぶやき : Natural laws have no pity.
ボットのつぶやき : If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.
-- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
-- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
ボットのつぶやき : In any problem, if you find yourself doing an infinite amount of work,
the answer may be obtained by inspection.
the answer may be obtained by inspection.
ボットのつぶやき : Slow day. Practice crawling.
ボットのつぶやき : You can't run away forever,
But there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.
-- Jim Steinman, "Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through"
But there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.
-- Jim Steinman, "Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through"
ボットのつぶやき : If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
ボットのつぶやき : Detroit is Cleveland without the glitter.
ボットのつぶやき : You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.
ボットのつぶやき : There is no such thing as fortune. Try again.
ボットのつぶやき : My idea of roughing it turning the air conditioner too low.
ボットのつぶやき : [Wisdom] is a tree of life to those laying
hold of her, making happy each one holding her fast.
-- Proverbs 3:18, NSV
hold of her, making happy each one holding her fast.
-- Proverbs 3:18, NSV
ボットのつぶやき : "Danger, you haven't seen the last of me!"
"No, but the first of you turns my stomach!"
-- The Firesign Theatre's Nick Danger
"No, but the first of you turns my stomach!"
-- The Firesign Theatre's Nick Danger
ボットのつぶやき : Morton's Law:
If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.
If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.
ボットのつぶやき : Never trust an operating system.
ボットのつぶやき : Algol-60 surely must be regarded as the most important programming language
yet developed.
-- T. Cheatham
yet developed.
-- T. Cheatham
ボットのつぶやき : You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.
ボットのつぶやき : The very remembrance of my former misfortune proves a new one to me.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
-- Miguel de Cervantes
ボットのつぶやき : I can live without
Someone I love
But not without
Someone I need.
-- "Safety"
Someone I love
But not without
Someone I need.
-- "Safety"
ボットのつぶやき : Never volunteer for anything.
-- Lackland
-- Lackland
ボットのつぶやき : If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
ボットのつぶやき : Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
ボットのつぶやき : It don't mean a THING if you ain't got that SWING!!
ボットのつぶやき : I have a very small mind and must live with it.
-- E. Dijkstra
-- E. Dijkstra
ボットのつぶやき : Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life:
If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.
If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.
ボットのつぶやき : I KAISER ROLL?! What good is a Kaiser Roll without a little COLE SLAW
on the SIDE?
on the SIDE?
ボットのつぶやき : Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
ボットのつぶやき : There are new messages.
ボットのつぶやき : A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson
-- Dean Acheson
ボットのつぶやき : This fortune soaks up 47 times its own weight in excess memory.
ボットのつぶやき : "Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
ボットのつぶやき : Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
ボットのつぶやき : You will become rich and famous unless you don't.
ボットのつぶやき : Paul's Law:
You can't fall off the floor.
You can't fall off the floor.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
ボットのつぶやき : In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout "Fire!"
-- The Kidner Report
-- The Kidner Report
ボットのつぶやき : The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it. Don't ever do
this to my eyes again.
-- Professor Ronald Brady, Philosophy, Ramapo State College
this to my eyes again.
-- Professor Ronald Brady, Philosophy, Ramapo State College
ボットのつぶやき : I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!!
ボットのつぶやき : To follow foolish precedents, and wink
With both our eyes, is easier than to think.
- William Cowper
With both our eyes, is easier than to think.
- William Cowper
ボットのつぶやき : The explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is the most likely to be
correct.
-- William of Occam
correct.
-- William of Occam
ボットのつぶやき : Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds
sang there except those that sang best.
-- Henry Van Dyke
sang there except those that sang best.
-- Henry Van Dyke
ボットのつぶやき : "The Right Honorable Gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests
and to his imagination for his facts."
-- Sheridan
and to his imagination for his facts."
-- Sheridan
ボットのつぶやき : HAIR TONICS, please!!
ボットのつぶやき : Information is the inverse of entropy.
ボットのつぶやき : The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours a week.
ボットのつぶやき : Famous quotations:
" "
-- Charlie Chaplin
" "
-- Harpo Marx
" "
-- Marcel Marceau
" "
-- Charlie Chaplin
" "
-- Harpo Marx
" "
-- Marcel Marceau
ボットのつぶやき : Optimization hinders evolution.
ボットのつぶやき : "Your butt is mine."
-- Michael Jackson, Bad
-- Michael Jackson, Bad
ボットのつぶやき : Never reveal your best argument.
ボットのつぶやき : You are a wish to be here wishing yourself.
-- Philip Whalen
-- Philip Whalen
ボットのつぶやき : Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, else how
could they read their mail?
could they read their mail?
ボットのつぶやき : Between infinite and short there is a big difference.
-- G.H. Gonnet
-- G.H. Gonnet
ボットのつぶやき : Let no guilty man escape.
-- U.S. Grant
-- U.S. Grant
ボットのつぶやき : Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?
ボットのつぶやき : The Moral Majority is neither.
ボットのつぶやき : HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!!
ボットのつぶやき : Fourth Law of Revision:
It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about
interferences -- if you have none, someone will make one for you.
It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about
interferences -- if you have none, someone will make one for you.
ボットのつぶやき : And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm' without knowing
what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. No exceptions.
-- David Jones
what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. No exceptions.
-- David Jones
ボットのつぶやき : HUGH BEAUMONT died in 1982!!
ボットのつぶやき : Seattle is so wet that people protect their property with watch-ducks.
ボットのつぶやき : Q: Why haven't you graduated yet?
A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted
my dissertation to rhyme.
A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted
my dissertation to rhyme.
ボットのつぶやき : Morton's Law:
If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.
If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.
ボットのつぶやき : Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
-- Jim Horning
-- Jim Horning
ボットのつぶやき : The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile.
-- Ogden Nash
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile.
-- Ogden Nash
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"This is a one line proof... if we start sufficiently far to the
left."
"This is a one line proof... if we start sufficiently far to the
left."
ボットのつぶやき : Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex?
ボットのつぶやき : Tell me what to think!!!
ボットのつぶやき : Well, I'm a classic ANAL RETENTIVE!! And I'm looking for a way to
VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!
VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!
ボットのつぶやき : Who loves not wisely but too well
Will look on Helen's face in hell,
But he whose love is thin and wise
Will view John Knox in Paradise.
-- Dorothy Parker
Will look on Helen's face in hell,
But he whose love is thin and wise
Will view John Knox in Paradise.
-- Dorothy Parker
ボットのつぶやき : Sank heaven for leetle curls.
ボットのつぶやき : "MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years
of careful development."
(By [email protected])
of careful development."
(By [email protected])
ボットのつぶやき : "Life is too important to take seriously."
-- Corky Siegel
-- Corky Siegel
ボットのつぶやき : I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around.
ボットのつぶやき : Necessity has no law.
-- St. Augustine
-- St. Augustine
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night."
ボットのつぶやき : Forecast, n.:
A prediction of the future, based on the past, for
which the forecaster demands payment in the present.
A prediction of the future, based on the past, for
which the forecaster demands payment in the present.
ボットのつぶやき : Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of
interest is easy.
interest is easy.
ボットのつぶやき : Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic.
-- E.F. Benson
-- E.F. Benson
ボットのつぶやき : You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you're infinitely
larger than others.
larger than others.
ボットのつぶやき : After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!
ボットのつぶやき : I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in
my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
-- Emo Phillips
my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
-- Emo Phillips
ボットのつぶやき : Without love intelligence is dangerous;
without intelligence love is not enough.
-- Ashley Montagu
without intelligence love is not enough.
-- Ashley Montagu
ボットのつぶやき : The Czechs announced after Sputnik that they, too, would launch a satellite.
Of course, it would orbit Sputnik, not Earth!
Of course, it would orbit Sputnik, not Earth!
ボットのつぶやき : When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals four.
-- S. Johnson
-- S. Johnson
ボットのつぶやき : Prunes give you a run for your money.
ボットのつぶやき : "A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a
perfectly good kitten."
-- Doug Larson
perfectly good kitten."
-- Doug Larson
ボットのつぶやき : Is this going to involve RAW human ecstasy?
ボットのつぶやき : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
ボットのつぶやき : You cannot use your friends and have them too.
ボットのつぶやき : A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg
-- Carl Sandburg
ボットのつぶやき : We Klingons believe as you do -- the sick should die. Only the strong
should live.
-- Kras, "Friday's Child", stardate 3497.2
should live.
-- Kras, "Friday's Child", stardate 3497.2
ボットのつぶやき : Nothing happens.
ボットのつぶやき : Is this going to involve RAW human ecstasy?
ボットのつぶやき : There's only one everything.
ボットのつぶやき : Udall's Fourth Law:
Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you
don't like.
Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you
don't like.
ボットのつぶやき : Stellar rays prove fibbing never pays. Embezzlement is another matter.
ボットのつぶやき : Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you
wish you weren't.
wish you weren't.
ボットのつぶやき : Ignore previous fortune.
ボットのつぶやき : "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of purge."
ボットのつぶやき : A musical reviewer admitted he always praised the first show of a
new theatrical season. "Who am I to stone the first cast?"
new theatrical season. "Who am I to stone the first cast?"
ボットのつぶやき : I've been on this lonely road so long,
Does anybody know where it goes,
I remember last time the signs pointed home,
A month ago.
-- Carpenters, "Road Ode"
Does anybody know where it goes,
I remember last time the signs pointed home,
A month ago.
-- Carpenters, "Road Ode"
ボットのつぶやき : Quigley's Law:
Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will
atttempt to use it.
Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will
atttempt to use it.
ボットのつぶやき : Life is like an egg stain on your chin -- you can lick it, but it still
won't go away.
won't go away.
ボットのつぶやき : Logic doesn't apply to the real world.
-- Marvin Minsky
-- Marvin Minsky
ボットのつぶやき : inbox, n.:
A catch basin for everything you don't want to deal with, but
are afraid to throw away.
A catch basin for everything you don't want to deal with, but
are afraid to throw away.
ボットのつぶやき : Thou hast seen nothing yet.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
-- Miguel de Cervantes
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"Lack of planning on your part doesn't consitute an emergency
on my part."
"Lack of planning on your part doesn't consitute an emergency
on my part."
ボットのつぶやき : He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
ボットのつぶやき : How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.
3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.
ボットのつぶやき : MIPS:
Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
ボットのつぶやき : Humor in the Court:
Q. And who is this person you are speaking of?
A. My ex-widow said it.
Q. And who is this person you are speaking of?
A. My ex-widow said it.
ボットのつぶやき : My mother was a test tube; my father was a knife.
-- Friday
-- Friday
ボットのつぶやき : Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in high spirits.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson
-- Robert Louis Stevenson
ボットのつぶやき : "MacDonald has the gift on compressing the largest amount of words into
the smallest amount of thoughts."
-- Winston Churchill
the smallest amount of thoughts."
-- Winston Churchill
ボットのつぶやき : Adde parvum parvo manus acervus erit.
[Add little to little and there will be a big pile.]
-- Ovid
[Add little to little and there will be a big pile.]
-- Ovid
ボットのつぶやき : Chemistry is applied theology.
-- Augustus Stanley Owsley III
-- Augustus Stanley Owsley III
ボットのつぶやき : Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
ボットのつぶやき : The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
ボットのつぶやき : Between grand theft and a legal fee, there only stands a law degree.
ボットのつぶやき : There is brutality and there is honesty. There is no such thing as brutal
honesty.
honesty.
ボットのつぶやき : Hofstadter's Law:
It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take
Hofstadter's Law into account.
It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take
Hofstadter's Law into account.
ボットのつぶやき : A tautology is a thing which is tautological.
ボットのつぶやき : Your password is pitifully obvious.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.
ボットのつぶやき : Diplomacy is the art of letting the other party have things your way.
-- Daniele Vare
-- Daniele Vare
ボットのつぶやき : Love IS what it's cracked up to be.
ボットのつぶやき : Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.
ボットのつぶやき : ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO
MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
ボットのつぶやき : Are you having fun yet?
ボットのつぶやき : You may be recognized soon. Hide.
ボットのつぶやき : Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving the nut behind.
-- Erma Bombeck
-- Erma Bombeck
ボットのつぶやき : Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.
-- Seneca
-- Seneca
ボットのつぶやき : "In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with
the current."
-- Thomas Jefferson
the current."
-- Thomas Jefferson
ボットのつぶやき : Most public domain software is free, at least at first glance.
ボットのつぶやき : Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like
solitary confinement.
solitary confinement.
ボットのつぶやき : One can search the brain with a microscope and not find the
mind, and can search the stars with a telescope and not find God.
-- J. Gustav White
mind, and can search the stars with a telescope and not find God.
-- J. Gustav White
ボットのつぶやき : "Paul Lynde to block..."
-- a contestant on "Hollywood Squares"
-- a contestant on "Hollywood Squares"
ボットのつぶやき : The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
ボットのつぶやき : Lord, what fools these mortals be!
-- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"
-- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"
ボットのつぶやき : Don't feed the bats tonight.
ボットのつぶやき : Beauty is one of the rare things which does not lead to doubt of God.
-- Jean Anouilh
-- Jean Anouilh
ボットのつぶやき : Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
ボットのつぶやき : There are never any bugs you haven't found yet.
ボットのつぶやき : "The greatest warriors are the ones who fight for peace."
-- Holly Near
-- Holly Near
ボットのつぶやき : "The fundamental principle of science, the definition almost, is this: the
sole test of the validity of any idea is experiment."
-- Richard P. Feynman
sole test of the validity of any idea is experiment."
-- Richard P. Feynman
ボットのつぶやき : Long computations which yield zero are probably all for naught.
ボットのつぶやき : Microsoft is not the answer.
Microsoft is the question.
NO (or Linux) is the answer.
(Taken from a .signature from someone from the UK, source unknown)
Microsoft is the question.
NO (or Linux) is the answer.
(Taken from a .signature from someone from the UK, source unknown)
ボットのつぶやき : Humorists always sit at the children's table.
-- Woody Allen
-- Woody Allen
ボットのつぶやき : Remember the good old days, when CPU was singular?
ボットのつぶやき : Statistics means never having to say you're certain.
ボットのつぶやき : Absence makes the heart grow frantic.
ボットのつぶやき : No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
ボットのつぶやき : QED.
ボットのつぶやき : The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.
-- Wavy Gravy
-- Wavy Gravy
ボットのつぶやき : All constants are variables.
ボットのつぶやき : interest, n.:
What borrowers pay, lenders receive, stockholders own, and
burned out employees must feign.
What borrowers pay, lenders receive, stockholders own, and
burned out employees must feign.
ボットのつぶやき : There is a 20% chance of tomorrow.
ボットのつぶやき : Famous quotations:
" "
-- Charlie Chaplin
" "
-- Harpo Marx
" "
-- Marcel Marceau
" "
-- Charlie Chaplin
" "
-- Harpo Marx
" "
-- Marcel Marceau
ボットのつぶやき : Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac; you can always take something for it.
ボットのつぶやき : The unfacts, did we have them, are too imprecisely few to warrant our certitude.
ボットのつぶやき : Patience is a minor form of despair, disguised as virtue.
-- Ambrose Bierce, on qualifiers
-- Ambrose Bierce, on qualifiers
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child of 5."
"A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child of 5."
ボットのつぶやき : There is nothing stranger in a strange land than the stranger who comes
to visit.
to visit.
ボットのつぶやき : When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look
like a nail.
like a nail.
ボットのつぶやき : And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!!
ボットのつぶやき : The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
ボットのつぶやき : Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
ボットのつぶやき : Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing?
-- Rich Little
-- Rich Little
ボットのつぶやき : Documentation is the castor oil of programming.
Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
ボットのつぶやき : Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
-- Evan Davis
-- Evan Davis
ボットのつぶやき : "I DO want your money, because god wants your money!"
-- The Reverend Jimmy, from _Repo_Man_
-- The Reverend Jimmy, from _Repo_Man_
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the
other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the
other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
ボットのつぶやき : A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program
in than some that do.
-- Dennis M. Ritchie
in than some that do.
-- Dennis M. Ritchie
ボットのつぶやき : Q: Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation
function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?
A: That's the Law of Spline Demand.
function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?
A: That's the Law of Spline Demand.
ボットのつぶやき : It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
ボットのつぶやき : The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none.
ボットのつぶやき : Who's scruffy-looking?
-- Han Solo
-- Han Solo
ボットのつぶやき : Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense!
ボットのつぶやき : There's no saint like a reformed sinner.
ボットのつぶやき : Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
-- Dykstra
-- Dykstra
ボットのつぶやき : Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
ボットのつぶやき : My LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN ...
ボットのつぶやき : Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous".
ボットのつぶやき : Don't I know you?
ボットのつぶやき : You cannot see the wood for the trees.
-- John Heywood
-- John Heywood
ボットのつぶやき : Moneyliness is next to Godliness.
-- Andries van Dam
-- Andries van Dam
ボットのつぶやき : You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.
ボットのつぶやき : The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.
ボットのつぶやき : Lack of capability is usually disguised by lack of interest.
ボットのつぶやき : A clash of doctrine is not a disaster -- it is an opportunity.
ボットのつぶやき : It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth
have both failed.
-- Kim Hubbard
have both failed.
-- Kim Hubbard
ボットのつぶやき : How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
ボットのつぶやき : It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!
A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!
ボットのつぶやき : "There is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress."
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
-- Kin Hubbard
-- Kin Hubbard
ボットのつぶやき : This system will self-destruct in five minutes.
ボットのつぶやき : While you don't greatly need the outside world, it's still very
reassuring to know that it's still there.
reassuring to know that it's still there.
ボットのつぶやき : Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.
ボットのつぶやき : Zippy's brain cells are straining to bridge synapses ...
ボットのつぶやき : Bureaucrat, n.:
A person who cuts red tape sideways.
-- J. McCabe
A person who cuts red tape sideways.
-- J. McCabe
ボットのつぶやき : Think big. Pollute the Mississippi.
ボットのつぶやき : 'Martyrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
-- George Bernard Shaw
-- George Bernard Shaw
ボットのつぶやき : If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
ボットのつぶやき : So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the
town gossip.
town gossip.
ボットのつぶやき : The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it.
-- Stanley Kubrick
-- Stanley Kubrick
ボットのつぶやき : Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.
ボットのつぶやき : An apple a day makes 365 apples a year.
ボットのつぶやき : This MUST be a good party -- My RIB CAGE is being painfully pressed up
against someone's MARTINI!!
against someone's MARTINI!!
ボットのつぶやき : I'll turn over a new leaf.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
-- Miguel de Cervantes
ボットのつぶやき : As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
ボットのつぶやき : She's genuinely bogus.
ボットのつぶやき : I wish you were a Scotch on the rocks.
ボットのつぶやき : Anyone who imagines that all fruits ripen at the same time
as the strawberries, knows nothing about grapes.
-- Philippus Paracelsus
as the strawberries, knows nothing about grapes.
-- Philippus Paracelsus
ボットのつぶやき : God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
ボットのつぶやき : Everything you know is wrong!
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What do monsters eat?
A: Things.
Q: What do monsters drink?
A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)
A: Things.
Q: What do monsters drink?
A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)
ボットのつぶやき : Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.
-- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5
-- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5
ボットのつぶやき : People who make no mistakes do not usually make anything.
ボットのつぶやき : There *__is* no such thing as a civil engineer.
ボットのつぶやき : While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.
ボットのつぶやき : A critic is a bundle of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.
-- Whitney Balliett
-- Whitney Balliett
ボットのつぶやき : This life is yours. Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.
ボットのつぶやき : If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up. You're
the sucker.
the sucker.
ボットのつぶやき : Never look up when dragons fly overhead.
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY --
ボットのつぶやき : prairies, n.:
Vast plains covered by treeless forests.
Vast plains covered by treeless forests.
ボットのつぶやき : Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.
ボットのつぶやき : He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
ボットのつぶやき : My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there
are three other people.
-- Orson Welles
are three other people.
-- Orson Welles
ボットのつぶやき : If the future isn't what it used to be, does that mean that the past
is subject to change in times to come?
is subject to change in times to come?
ボットのつぶやき : Try not.
Do.
Or do not.
There is no try.
Do.
Or do not.
There is no try.
ボットのつぶやき : A reverend wanted to telephone another reverend. He told the operator,
"This is a parson to parson call."
"This is a parson to parson call."
ボットのつぶやき : I have learned
To spell hors d'oeuvres
Which still grates on
Some people's n'oeuvres.
-- Warren Knox
To spell hors d'oeuvres
Which still grates on
Some people's n'oeuvres.
-- Warren Knox
ボットのつぶやき : Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
ボットのつぶやき : All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun.
Money's just the way we keep score.
-- Henry Tyroon
Money's just the way we keep score.
-- Henry Tyroon
ボットのつぶやき : That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind.
-- Neil Armstrong
-- Neil Armstrong
ボットのつぶやき : You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
ボットのつぶやき : Solipsists of the World... you are already united.
-- Kayvan Sylvan
-- Kayvan Sylvan
ボットのつぶやき : If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings -- including this one.
ボットのつぶやき : PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH?
ボットのつぶやき : You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
A pity that it's totally undeserved.
A pity that it's totally undeserved.
ボットのつぶやき : User hostile.
ボットのつぶやき : In the beginning there was nothing. And the Lord said "Let There Be Light!"
And still there was nothing, but at least now you could see it.
And still there was nothing, but at least now you could see it.
ボットのつぶやき : Murray's Rule:
Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't.
Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't.
ボットのつぶやき : "I'm really enjoying not talking to you ... Let's not talk again ____REAL
soon ..."
soon ..."
ボットのつぶやき : You mean you don't want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA?
ボットのつぶやき : Some people carve careers, others chisel them.
ボットのつぶやき : "The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography"
ボットのつぶやき : He's dead, Jim.
ボットのつぶやき : Your lucky color has faded.
ボットのつぶやき : You will be divorced within a year.
ボットのつぶやき : Generic Fortune.
ボットのつぶやき : Everybody is going somewhere!! It's probably a garage sale or a
disaster Movie!!
disaster Movie!!
ボットのつぶやき : You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.
ボットのつぶやき : Truthful, adj.:
Dumb and illiterate.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Dumb and illiterate.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
ボットのつぶやき : Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves
up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
-- Winston Churchill
up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
-- Winston Churchill
ボットのつぶやき : Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck
-- Erma Bombeck
ボットのつぶやき : "One Architecture, One OS" also translates as "One Egg, One Basket".
ボットのつぶやき : Is it clean in other dimensions?
ボットのつぶやき : Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.
ボットのつぶやき : I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.
-- Neil Armstrong
-- Neil Armstrong
ボットのつぶやき : So... did you ever wonder, do garbagemen take showers before they go to work?
ボットのつぶやき : Toes, knees, NIPPLES. Toes, knees, nipples, KNUCKLES ...
Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
ボットのつぶやき : Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little
more time for dreaming.
-- J. P. McEvoy
more time for dreaming.
-- J. P. McEvoy
ボットのつぶやき : Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal.
-- John Dillinger
-- John Dillinger
ボットのつぶやき : grasshopotomaus:
A creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.
A creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.
ボットのつぶやき : Torque is cheap.
ボットのつぶやき : "Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with
the ideal never goes unpunished."
-- Goethe
the ideal never goes unpunished."
-- Goethe
ボットのつぶやき : I may not be able to walk, but I drive from a sitting position.
ボットのつぶやき : It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : Home on the Range was originally written in beef-flat.
ボットのつぶやき : Lack of skill dictates economy of style.
- Joey Ramone
- Joey Ramone
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his
hands in his own pockets."
"It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his
hands in his own pockets."
ボットのつぶやき : Don't Worry, Be Happy.
-- Meher Baba
-- Meher Baba
ボットのつぶやき : Veni, vidi, vici.
[I came, I saw, I conquered].
-- Gaius Julius Caesar
[I came, I saw, I conquered].
-- Gaius Julius Caesar
ボットのつぶやき : Most people need some of their problems to help take their mind off
some of the others.
some of the others.
ボットのつぶやき : Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.
ボットのつぶやき : No matter who you are, some scholar can show you the great idea you had
was had by someone before you.
was had by someone before you.
ボットのつぶやき : Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
People are always available for work in the past tense.
People are always available for work in the past tense.
ボットのつぶやき : "It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underware."
-- Norm, from _Cheers_
-- Norm, from _Cheers_
ボットのつぶやき : Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.
ボットのつぶやき : Ray's Rule of Precision:
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
ボットのつぶやき : Time goes, you say?
Ah no!
Time stays, *we* go.
-- Austin Dobson
Ah no!
Time stays, *we* go.
-- Austin Dobson
ボットのつぶやき : In God we trust; all else we walk through.
ボットのつぶやき : I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode.
ボットのつぶやき : brain, v: [as in "to brain"]
To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to dispel a source
of error in an opponent.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to dispel a source
of error in an opponent.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
ボットのつぶやき : Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
-- Tom Lehrer
-- Tom Lehrer
ボットのつぶやき : If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
ボットのつぶやき : Quack!
Quack!! Quack!!
Quack!! Quack!!
ボットのつぶやき : People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
ボットのつぶやき : It has been said that Public Relations is the art of winning friends
and getting people under the influence.
-- Jeremy Tunstall
and getting people under the influence.
-- Jeremy Tunstall
ボットのつぶやき : You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night
to write.
-- Saul Bellow
to write.
-- Saul Bellow
ボットのつぶやき : Put your Nose to the Grindstone!
-- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.
-- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.
ボットのつぶやき : This is now. Later is later.
ボットのつぶやき : Adult, n.:
One old enough to know better.
One old enough to know better.
ボットのつぶやき : job interview, n.:
The excruciating process during which personnel officers
separate the wheat from the chaff -- then hire the chaff.
The excruciating process during which personnel officers
separate the wheat from the chaff -- then hire the chaff.
ボットのつぶやき : A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake
without ketchup and mustard.
without ketchup and mustard.
ボットのつぶやき : Power is poison.
ボットのつぶやき : If a 6600 used paper tape instead of core memory, it would use up tape
at about 30 miles/second.
-- Grishman, Assembly Language Programming
at about 30 miles/second.
-- Grishman, Assembly Language Programming
ボットのつぶやき : Most general statements are false, including this one.
-- Alexander Dumas
-- Alexander Dumas
ボットのつぶやき : When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to
make a decision.
make a decision.
ボットのつぶやき : Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
ボットのつぶやき : Mitchell's Law of Committees:
Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are
held to discuss it.
Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are
held to discuss it.
ボットのつぶやき : Character is what you are in the dark!
-- Lord John Whorfin
-- Lord John Whorfin
ボットのつぶやき : Hate is like acid. It can damage the vessel in which it is stored as well
as destroy the object on which it is poured.
as destroy the object on which it is poured.
ボットのつぶやき : Given its constituency, the only thing I expect to be "open" about [the
Open Software Foundation] is its mouth.
-- John Gilmore
Open Software Foundation] is its mouth.
-- John Gilmore
ボットのつぶやき : Armstrong's Collection Law:
If the check is truly in the mail,
it is surely made out to someone else.
If the check is truly in the mail,
it is surely made out to someone else.
ボットのつぶやき : "I prefer the blunted cudgels of the followers of the Serpent God."
-- Sean Doran the Younger
-- Sean Doran the Younger
ボットのつぶやき : I just got out of the hospital after a speed reading accident.
I hit a bookmark.
-- Steven Wright
I hit a bookmark.
-- Steven Wright
ボットのつぶやき : No hardware designer should be allowed to produce any piece of hardware
until three software guys have signed off for it.
-- Andy Tanenbaum
until three software guys have signed off for it.
-- Andy Tanenbaum
ボットのつぶやき : My cup hath runneth'd over with love.
ボットのつぶやき : Creditor, n.:
A man who has a better memory than a debtor.
A man who has a better memory than a debtor.
ボットのつぶやき : Ring around the collar.
ボットのつぶやき : Learning at some schools is like drinking from a firehose.
ボットのつぶやき : Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
ボットのつぶやき : Hackers are just a migratory lifeform with a tropism for computers.
ボットのつぶやき : How come we never talk anymore?
ボットのつぶやき : Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
-- Samuel Goldwyn
ボットのつぶやき : Memories of you remind me of you.
-- Karl Lehenbauer
-- Karl Lehenbauer
ボットのつぶやき : Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
ボットのつぶやき : My mind is a potato field ...
ボットのつぶやき : We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once.
-- Calvin Coolidge
-- Calvin Coolidge
ボットのつぶやき : Time as he grows old teaches all things.
-- Aeschylus
-- Aeschylus
ボットのつぶやき : This restaurant was advertising breakfast any time. So I ordered
french toast in the renaissance.
- Steven Wright, comedian
french toast in the renaissance.
- Steven Wright, comedian
ボットのつぶやき : Programmers do it bit by bit.
ボットのつぶやき : I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control ...
ボットのつぶやき : The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.
-- Judge Harold T. Stone
-- Judge Harold T. Stone
ボットのつぶやき : If you stew apples like cranberries, they taste more like prunes than
rhubarb does.
-- Groucho Marx
rhubarb does.
-- Groucho Marx
ボットのつぶやき : Most people have two reasons for doing anything -- a good reason, and
the real reason.
the real reason.
ボットのつぶやき : Graduate life: It's not just a job. It's an indenture.
ボットのつぶやき : To err is human -- to blame it on a computer is even more so.
ボットのつぶやき : Cheit's Lament:
If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you--
the next time he's in need.
If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you--
the next time he's in need.
ボットのつぶやき : All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
ボットのつぶやき : I watch television because you don't know what it will do if you leave it
in the room alone.
in the room alone.
ボットのつぶやき : Memories of you remind me of you.
-- Karl Lehenbauer
-- Karl Lehenbauer
ボットのつぶやき : Time as he grows old teaches all things.
-- Aeschylus
-- Aeschylus
ボットのつぶやき : I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!!
ボットのつぶやき : It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best
judge of one.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
judge of one.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
ボットのつぶやき : The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be
done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
-- E. Hubbard
done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
-- E. Hubbard
ボットのつぶやき : Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.
ボットのつぶやき : Remember the... the... uhh.....
ボットのつぶやき : Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
-- Russell Baker
-- Russell Baker
ボットのつぶやき : Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair -- It gives you something to do,
but it doesn't get you anywhere.
but it doesn't get you anywhere.
ボットのつぶやき : Steckel's Rule to Success:
Good enough is never good enough.
Good enough is never good enough.
ボットのつぶやき : Loni Anderson's hair should be LEGALIZED!!
ボットのつぶやき : Lighten up, while you still can,
Don't even try to understand,
Just find a place to make your stand,
And take it easy.
-- The Eagles, "Take It Easy"
Don't even try to understand,
Just find a place to make your stand,
And take it easy.
-- The Eagles, "Take It Easy"
ボットのつぶやき : Why is it taking so long for her to bring out all the good in you?
ボットのつぶやき : Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
ボットのつぶやき : Always look over your shoulder because everyone is watching and plotting
against you.
against you.
ボットのつぶやき : You scratch my tape, and I'll scratch yours.
ボットのつぶやき : "If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!"
-- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)
-- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)
ボットのつぶやき : Q: How do you play religious roulette?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets
struck by lightning first.
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets
struck by lightning first.
ボットのつぶやき : A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of everything
before he destroys it.
before he destroys it.
ボットのつぶやき : The grand leap of the whale up the Fall of Niagara is esteemed, by all
who have seen it, as one of the finest spectacles in nature.
-- Benjamin Franklin.
who have seen it, as one of the finest spectacles in nature.
-- Benjamin Franklin.
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A: A corpse.
A: A corpse.
ボットのつぶやき : Use the Force, Luke.
ボットのつぶやき : If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.
-- Tom Wicker
-- Tom Wicker
ボットのつぶやき : The meek shall inherit the earth; but by that time there won't be
anything left worth inheriting.
anything left worth inheriting.
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
I've heard about civil Engineers, but I've never met one.
I've heard about civil Engineers, but I've never met one.
ボットのつぶやき : It's not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you're off the ground.
-- Daniel B. Luten
-- Daniel B. Luten
ボットのつぶやき : All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is
to enjoy it.
to enjoy it.
ボットのつぶやき : Look at it this way: Your wife's spending $280 a month on meditation lessons to
forget $26,000 of college education. And you're still drinking ordinary scotch?
forget $26,000 of college education. And you're still drinking ordinary scotch?
ボットのつぶやき : Backward conditioning:
Putting saliva in a dog's mouth in an attempt to make a bell ring.
Putting saliva in a dog's mouth in an attempt to make a bell ring.
ボットのつぶやき : Oh, I am a C programmer and I'm okay
I muck with indices and structs all day
And when it works, I shout hoo-ray
Oh, I am a C programmer and I'm okay
I muck with indices and structs all day
And when it works, I shout hoo-ray
Oh, I am a C programmer and I'm okay
ボットのつぶやき : party, n.:
A gathering where you meet people who drink
so much you can't even remember their names.
A gathering where you meet people who drink
so much you can't even remember their names.
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ボットのつぶやき : By perseverance the snail reached the Ark.
-- Charles Spurgeon
-- Charles Spurgeon
ボットのつぶやき : "Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make up reasons
for it afterwards."
-- Soren F. Petersen
for it afterwards."
-- Soren F. Petersen
ボットのつぶやき : He who laughs, lasts.
ボットのつぶやき : For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!
ボットのつぶやき : Alcoholics Anonymous is when you get to drink under someone else's name.
ボットのつぶやき : He jests at scars who never felt a wound.
-- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"
-- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"
ボットのつぶやき : A person who has nothing looks at all there is and wants something.
A person who has something looks at all there is and wants all the rest.
A person who has something looks at all there is and wants all the rest.
ボットのつぶやき : To find a friend one must close one eye; to keep him -- two.
-- Norman Douglas
-- Norman Douglas
ボットのつぶやき : If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
ボットのつぶやき : Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)
ボットのつぶやき : A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal
-- Gore Vidal
ボットのつぶやき : Benson's Dogma:
ASCII is our god, and Unix is his profit.
ASCII is our god, and Unix is his profit.
ボットのつぶやき : "For the man who has everything... Penicillin."
-- F. Borquin
-- F. Borquin
ボットのつぶやき : The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when you put a lot of
relatives on the train for home.
relatives on the train for home.
ボットのつぶやき : Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish,
and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
-- Calvin Keegan
and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
-- Calvin Keegan
ボットのつぶやき : An algorithm must be seen to be believed.
-- D.E. Knuth
-- D.E. Knuth
ボットのつぶやき : Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
-- Gilb
Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
-- Gilb
ボットのつぶやき : Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics:
(1) Get elected.
(2) Get re-elected.
(3) Don't get mad, get even.
-- Sen. Everett Dirksen
(1) Get elected.
(2) Get re-elected.
(3) Don't get mad, get even.
-- Sen. Everett Dirksen
ボットのつぶやき : It seems intuitively obvious to me, which means that it might be wrong.
-- Chris Torek
-- Chris Torek
ボットのつぶやき : Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear
lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
-- Samuel Butler
lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
-- Samuel Butler
ボットのつぶやき : "History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions."
-- Ted Koppel
-- Ted Koppel
ボットのつぶやき : Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you are doing.
ボットのつぶやき : Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
ボットのつぶやき : If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
ボットのつぶやき : It's not enough to be Hungarian; you must have talent too.
-- Alexander Korda
-- Alexander Korda
ボットのつぶやき : "I have just one word for you, my boy...plastics."
- from "The Graduate"
- from "The Graduate"
ボットのつぶやき : She asked me, "What's your sign?"
I blinked and answered "Neon,"
I thought I'd blow her mind...
I blinked and answered "Neon,"
I thought I'd blow her mind...
ボットのつぶやき : To see you is to sympathize.
ボットのつぶやき : There comes a time to stop being angry.
-- A Small Circle of Friends
-- A Small Circle of Friends
ボットのつぶやき : What's done to children, they will do to society.
ボットのつぶやき : Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will never
believe you anyway.
-- Elbert Hubbard
believe you anyway.
-- Elbert Hubbard
ボットのつぶやき : We are all dying -- and we're gonna be dead for a long time.
ボットのつぶやき : You're not Dave. Who are you?
ボットのつぶやき : A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a
simple system that works.
simple system that works.
ボットのつぶやき : I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can
understand it.
-- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands.
understand it.
-- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands.
ボットのつぶやき : In specifications, Murphy's Law supersedes Ohm's.
ボットのつぶやき : People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.
ボットのつぶやき : It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
ボットのつぶやき : The distinction between Freedom and Liberty is not accurately known;
naturalists have been unable to find a living specimen of either.
-- Ambrose Bierce
naturalists have been unable to find a living specimen of either.
-- Ambrose Bierce
ボットのつぶやき : So you're back... about time...
ボットのつぶやき : The human race never solves any of its problems. It merely outlives them.
-- David Gerrold
-- David Gerrold
ボットのつぶやき : intoxicated, adj.:
When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it.
When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it.
ボットのつぶやき : Old age is always fifteen years old than I am.
-- B. Baruch
-- B. Baruch
ボットのつぶやき : You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will
be sold.
be sold.
ボットのつぶやき : It is not enough to have great qualities, we should also have the
management of them.
-- La Rochefoucauld
management of them.
-- La Rochefoucauld
ボットのつぶやき : It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.
ボットのつぶやき : Sure he's sharp as a razor ... he's a two-dimensional pinhead!
ボットのつぶやき : The moss on the tree does not fear the talons of the hawk.
ボットのつぶやき : If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.
ボットのつぶやき : Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while
you're being miserable.
-- C.B. Luce
you're being miserable.
-- C.B. Luce
ボットのつぶやき : Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
ボットのつぶやき : One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't get mad, get even.
-- Joseph P. Kennedy
Don't get even, get jewelry.
-- Anonymous
-- Joseph P. Kennedy
Don't get even, get jewelry.
-- Anonymous
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"Oh, no, no... I'm not beautiful. Just very, very pretty."
"Oh, no, no... I'm not beautiful. Just very, very pretty."
ボットのつぶやき : This is the theory that Jack built.
This is the flaw that lay in the theory that Jack built.
This is the palpable verbal haze that hid the flaw that lay in...
This is the flaw that lay in the theory that Jack built.
This is the palpable verbal haze that hid the flaw that lay in...
ボットのつぶやき : I am not an Economist. I am an honest man!
-- Paul McCracken
-- Paul McCracken
ボットのつぶやき : God instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains and contradictions.
-- De Caussade
-- De Caussade
ボットのつぶやき : I'm mentally OVERDRAWN! What's that SIGNPOST up ahead? Where's ROD
STERLING when you really need him?
STERLING when you really need him?
ボットのつぶやき : It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
ボットのつぶやき : No character, however upright, is a match for constantly reiterated attacks,
however false.
-- Alexander Hamilton
however false.
-- Alexander Hamilton
ボットのつぶやき : Thank God a million billion times you live in Texas.
ボットのつぶやき : There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the
other is to read Pope.
-- Oscar Wilde
other is to read Pope.
-- Oscar Wilde
ボットのつぶやき : Sodd's Second Law:
Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is
bound to occur.
Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is
bound to occur.
ボットのつぶやき : Lee's Law:
Mother said there would be days like this,
but she never said that there'd be so many!
Mother said there would be days like this,
but she never said that there'd be so many!
ボットのつぶやき : The life which is unexamined is not worth living.
-- Plato
-- Plato
ボットのつぶやき : Okay ... I'm going home to write the "I HATE RUBIK's CUBE HANDBOOK FOR
DEAD CAT LOVERS" ...
DEAD CAT LOVERS" ...
ボットのつぶやき : Experiments must be reproducible; they should all fail in the same way.
ボットのつぶやき : "Were there no women, men might live like gods."
-- Thomas Dekker
-- Thomas Dekker
ボットのつぶやき : A possum must be himself, and being himself he is honest.
-- Walt Kelly
-- Walt Kelly
ボットのつぶやき : The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any
use to oneself.
-- Oscar Wilde
use to oneself.
-- Oscar Wilde
ボットのつぶやき : innovate, v.:
To annoy people.
To annoy people.
ボットのつぶやき : All things being equal, you are bound to lose.
ボットのつぶやき : Put your best foot forward. Or just call in and say you're sick.
ボットのつぶやき : Murphy was an optimist.
ボットのつぶやき : The man who runs may fight again.
-- Menander
-- Menander
ボットのつぶやき : The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it. Don't ever do
this to my eyes again.
-- Professor Ronald Brady, Philosophy, Ramapo State College
this to my eyes again.
-- Professor Ronald Brady, Philosophy, Ramapo State College
ボットのつぶやき : Most people deserve each other.
-- Shirley
-- Shirley
ボットのつぶやき : "He don't know me vewy well, DO he?" -- Bugs Bunny
ボットのつぶやき : If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.
ボットのつぶやき : Identify your visitor.
ボットのつぶやき : Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem
more afraid of life than death.
-- James F. Byrnes
more afraid of life than death.
-- James F. Byrnes
ボットのつぶやき : "Were there no women, men might live like gods."
-- Thomas Dekker
-- Thomas Dekker
ボットのつぶやき : An Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES!
ボットのつぶやき : Scintillation is not always identification for an auric substance.
ボットのつぶやき : Paul Revere was a tattle-tale.
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"It's not the despair... I can stand the despair. It's the hope."
"It's not the despair... I can stand the despair. It's the hope."
ボットのつぶやき : It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen
-- Woody Allen
ボットのつぶやき : In fiction the recourse of the powerless is murder; in life the recourse
of the powerless is petty theft.
of the powerless is petty theft.
ボットのつぶやき : Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.
-- J.K. Galbraith
-- J.K. Galbraith
ボットのつぶやき : Occam's eraser:
The philosophical principle that even the simplest
solution is bound to have something wrong with it.
The philosophical principle that even the simplest
solution is bound to have something wrong with it.
ボットのつぶやき : A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
ボットのつぶやき : Dibble's First Law of Sociology:
Some do, some don't.
Some do, some don't.
ボットのつぶやき : The best definition of a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion --
but doesn't.
-- Tom Crichton
but doesn't.
-- Tom Crichton
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned."
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner?
A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by
a delicious dessert.
A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by
a delicious dessert.
ボットのつぶやき : Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
ボットのつぶやき : The longer the title, the less important the job.
ボットのつぶやき : Paul's Law:
You can't fall off the floor.
You can't fall off the floor.
ボットのつぶやき : The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?
ボットのつぶやき : You shouldn't wallow in self-pity. But it's OK to put your feet in it
and swish them around a little.
-- Guindon
and swish them around a little.
-- Guindon
ボットのつぶやき : Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS ...
ボットのつぶやき : Cynic, n.:
Experienced.
Experienced.
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?
A: An offer you can't understand.
A: An offer you can't understand.
ボットのつぶやき : There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
-- Dr. Who
-- Dr. Who
ボットのつぶやき : Be braver -- you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
ボットのつぶやき : Was my SOY LOAF left out in th'RAIN? It tastes REAL GOOD!!
ボットのつぶやき : Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would
turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.
-- Robert Orben
turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.
-- Robert Orben
ボットのつぶやき : Every why hath a wherefore.
-- William Shakespeare, "A Comedy of Errors"
-- William Shakespeare, "A Comedy of Errors"
ボットのつぶやき : Captain Penny's Law:
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and
some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and
some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.
ボットのつぶやき : Under deadline pressure for the next week. If you want something, it can wait.
Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic...
Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic...
ボットのつぶやき : In the dimestores and bus stations
People talk of situations
Read books repeat quotations
Draw conclusions on the wall.
-- Bob Dylan
People talk of situations
Read books repeat quotations
Draw conclusions on the wall.
-- Bob Dylan
ボットのつぶやき : The decision doesn't have to be logical; it was unanimous.
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore."
ボットのつぶやき : Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB CHOP!!
ボットのつぶやき : Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
-- Tom Robbins
-- Tom Robbins
ボットのつぶやき : Go out and tell a lie that will make the whole family proud of you.
-- Cadmus, to Pentheus, in "The Bacchae" by Euripides
-- Cadmus, to Pentheus, in "The Bacchae" by Euripides
ボットのつぶやき : If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.
ボットのつぶやき : Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some
ordinance under which you can be booked.
-- Robert D. Sprecht, Rand Corp.
ordinance under which you can be booked.
-- Robert D. Sprecht, Rand Corp.
ボットのつぶやき : Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you.
-- Albert Einstein
-- Albert Einstein
ボットのつぶやき : Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means?
ボットのつぶやき : A couch is as good as a chair.
ボットのつぶやき : You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
ボットのつぶやき : Cheese -- milk's leap toward immortality.
-- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play"
-- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play"
ボットのつぶやき : If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given you such
a vivid imagination.
a vivid imagination.
ボットのつぶやき : Revenge is a meal best served cold.
ボットのつぶやき : What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence.
-- Wittgenstein
-- Wittgenstein
ボットのつぶやき : Men freely believe that what they wish to desire.
-- Julius Caesar
-- Julius Caesar
ボットのつぶやき : What is the sound of one hand clapping?
ボットのつぶやき : belief, n:
Something you do not believe.
Something you do not believe.
ボットのつぶやき : Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.
ボットのつぶやき : The price of seeking to force our beliefs on others is that someday
they might force their beliefs on us.
-- Mario Cuomo
they might force their beliefs on us.
-- Mario Cuomo
ボットのつぶやき : You'd better smile when they watch you, smile like you're in control.
-- Smile, "Was (Not Was)"
-- Smile, "Was (Not Was)"
ボットのつぶやき : "Imitation is the sincerest form of television."
-- The New Mighty Mouse
-- The New Mighty Mouse
ボットのつぶやき : If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars?
ボットのつぶやき : "Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex."
(Where there is no police, there is no speed limit.)
-- Roman Law, trans. Petr Beckmann (1971)
(Where there is no police, there is no speed limit.)
-- Roman Law, trans. Petr Beckmann (1971)
ボットのつぶやき : A sine curve goes off to infinity, or at least the end of the blackboard.
-- Prof. Steiner
-- Prof. Steiner
ボットのつぶやき : Twenty two thousand days.
Twenty two thousand days.
It's not a lot.
It's all you've got.
Twenty two thousand days.
-- Moody Blues, "Twenty Two Thousand Days"
Twenty two thousand days.
It's not a lot.
It's all you've got.
Twenty two thousand days.
-- Moody Blues, "Twenty Two Thousand Days"
ボットのつぶやき : Newman's Discovery:
Your best dreams may not come true; fortunately, neither will
your worst dreams.
Your best dreams may not come true; fortunately, neither will
your worst dreams.
ボットのつぶやき : Bower's Law:
Talent goes where the action is.
Talent goes where the action is.
ボットのつぶやき : All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
-- Sean O'Casey
-- Sean O'Casey
ボットのつぶやき : It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best
judge of one.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
judge of one.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
ボットのつぶやき : Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.
ボットのつぶやき : "You must have an IQ of at least half a million." -- Popeye
ボットのつぶやき : As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that there
is always a future in Computer Maintenance.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
is always a future in Computer Maintenance.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
ボットのつぶやき : Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
I love your outfit, does it come in your size?
I love your outfit, does it come in your size?
ボットのつぶやき : And I heard Jeff exclaim,
As they strolled out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all --
You take credit cards, right?"
-- "Outsiders" comic
As they strolled out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all --
You take credit cards, right?"
-- "Outsiders" comic
ボットのつぶやき : Real Users never know what they want, but they always know when your program
doesn't deliver it.
doesn't deliver it.
ボットのつぶやき : You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.
ボットのつぶやき : Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder
aloud what the country could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper
aloud what the country could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper
ボットのつぶやき : I'm not even going to *______bother* comparing C to BASIC or FORTRAN.
-- L. Zolman, creator of BDS C
-- L. Zolman, creator of BDS C
ボットのつぶやき : Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
ボットのつぶやき : No character, however upright, is a match for constantly reiterated attacks,
however false.
-- Alexander Hamilton
however false.
-- Alexander Hamilton
ボットのつぶやき : Don't I know you?
ボットのつぶやき : I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
ボットのつぶやき : Too much is just enough.
-- Mark Twain, on whiskey
-- Mark Twain, on whiskey
ボットのつぶやき : Humor in the Court:
Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What school do
you go to?
A. Oral.
Q. How old are you?
A. Oral.
Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What school do
you go to?
A. Oral.
Q. How old are you?
A. Oral.
ボットのつぶやき : The best things in life go on sale sooner or later.
ボットのつぶやき : Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!!
ボットのつぶやき : Just because I turn down a contract on a guy doesn't mean he isn't going
to get hit.
-- Joey
to get hit.
-- Joey
ボットのつぶやき : You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
ボットのつぶやき : Programming is an unnatural act.
ボットのつぶやき : Play Rogue, visit exotic locations, meet strange creatures and kill them.
ボットのつぶやき : You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.
ボットのつぶやき : ... I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN.
ボットのつぶやき : There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government
working for you.
-- Will Rogers
working for you.
-- Will Rogers
ボットのつぶやき : It's always darkest just before the lights go out.
-- Alex Clark
-- Alex Clark
ボットのつぶやき : You can't take it with you -- especially when crossing a state line.
ボットのつぶやき : A squeegee by any other name wouldn't sound as funny.
ボットのつぶやき : No, I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink, I get drunk, I fall down.
No problem!
I drink, I get drunk, I fall down.
No problem!
ボットのつぶやき : Man belongs wherever he wants to go.
-- Wernher von Braun
-- Wernher von Braun
ボットのつぶやき : People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin
Franklin said it first.
Franklin said it first.
ボットのつぶやき : I can't drive 55.
I'm looking forward to not being able to drive 65, either.
I'm looking forward to not being able to drive 65, either.
ボットのつぶやき : Fortune and love befriend the bold.
-- Ovid
-- Ovid
ボットのつぶやき : Flying saucers on occasion
Show themselves to human eyes.
Aliens fume, put off invasion
While they brand these tales as lies.
Show themselves to human eyes.
Aliens fume, put off invasion
While they brand these tales as lies.
ボットのつぶやき : Your lover will never wish to leave you.
ボットのつぶやき : Even God lends a hand to honest boldness.
-- Menander
-- Menander
ボットのつぶやき : "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
-- Karl, as he stepped behind the computer to reboot it, during a FAT
-- Karl, as he stepped behind the computer to reboot it, during a FAT
ボットのつぶやき : Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
- Frank Zappa
- Frank Zappa
ボットのつぶやき : It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is
lightly greased.
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
lightly greased.
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
ボットのつぶやき : This login session: $13.76, but for you $11.88.
ボットのつぶやき : All is fear in love and war.
ボットのつぶやき : I have that old biological urge,
I have that old irresistible surge,
I'm hungry.
I have that old irresistible surge,
I'm hungry.
ボットのつぶやき : Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols;
they may buy shotguns freely, however.
they may buy shotguns freely, however.
ボットのつぶやき : Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP with the
BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!
BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!
ボットのつぶやき : Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate.
ボットのつぶやき : Most people in this society who aren't actively mad are, at best,
reformed or potential lunatics.
-- Susan Sontag
reformed or potential lunatics.
-- Susan Sontag
ボットのつぶやき : Spring is here, spring is here,
Life is skittles and life is beer.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
ボットのつぶやき : I only know what I read in the papers.
-- Will Rogers
-- Will Rogers
ボットのつぶやき : "I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and
my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes."
-- George Carlin
my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes."
-- George Carlin
ボットのつぶやき : Paprika Measure:
2 dashes == 1smidgen
2 smidgens == 1 pinch
3 pinches == 1 soupcon
2 soupcons == 2 much paprika
2 dashes == 1smidgen
2 smidgens == 1 pinch
3 pinches == 1 soupcon
2 soupcons == 2 much paprika
ボットのつぶやき : "I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."
-- Ronald Mabbitt
-- Ronald Mabbitt
ボットのつぶやき : Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
-- Jim Samuels
-- Jim Samuels
ボットのつぶやき : Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
ボットのつぶやき : If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
-- Leonard Levinson
-- Leonard Levinson
ボットのつぶやき : I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get to
keep all our old mistakes.
-- Dennie van Tassel
keep all our old mistakes.
-- Dennie van Tassel
ボットのつぶやき : Our way is peace.
-- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses",
stardate 4040.7.
-- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses",
stardate 4040.7.
ボットのつぶやき : Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life:
If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.
If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.
ボットのつぶやき : OK, so you're a Ph.D. Just don't touch anything.
ボットのつぶやき : backups: always in season, never out of style.
ボットのつぶやき : You can get there from here, but why on earth would you want to?
ボットのつぶやき : It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
ボットのつぶやき : Reality always seems harsher in the early morning.
ボットのつぶやき : No one so thoroughly appreciates the value of constructive criticism as the
one who's giving it.
-- Hal Chadwick
one who's giving it.
-- Hal Chadwick
ボットのつぶやき : Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
ボットのつぶやき : Be careful what you set your heart on -- for it will surely be yours.
-- James Baldwin, "Nobody Knows My Name"
-- James Baldwin, "Nobody Knows My Name"
ボットのつぶやき : Accuracy, n.:
The vice of being right
The vice of being right
ボットのつぶやき : A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
-- Caskie Stinnett, "Out of the Red"
actually look forward to the trip.
-- Caskie Stinnett, "Out of the Red"
ボットのつぶやき : Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.
-- John Keats
-- John Keats
ボットのつぶやき : I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one.
-- Marcus Procius Cato
-- Marcus Procius Cato
ボットのつぶやき : Loneliness is a terrible price to pay for independence.
ボットのつぶやき : Sigmund Freud is alleged to have said that in the last analysis the entire field
of psychology may reduce to biological electrochemistry.
of psychology may reduce to biological electrochemistry.
ボットのつぶやき : Si jeunesse savait, si vieillesse pouvait.
[If youth but knew, if old age but could.]
-- Henri Estienne
[If youth but knew, if old age but could.]
-- Henri Estienne
ボットのつぶやき : Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.
ボットのつぶやき : Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.
ボットのつぶやき : The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
-- Charles Pierce
-- Charles Pierce
ボットのつぶやき : And if you wonder,
What I am doing,
As I am heading for the sink.
I am spitting out all the bitterness,
Along with half of my last drink.
What I am doing,
As I am heading for the sink.
I am spitting out all the bitterness,
Along with half of my last drink.
ボットのつぶやき : Air Force Inertia Axiom:
Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.
Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.
ボットのつぶやき : In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody else is;
you're what's left.
you're what's left.
ボットのつぶやき : The primary requisite for any new tax law is for it to exempt enough
voters to win the next election.
voters to win the next election.
ボットのつぶやき : I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two
highly trained certified public accountants.
-- Elvis Presley
highly trained certified public accountants.
-- Elvis Presley
ボットのつぶやき : A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
ボットのつぶやき : Yes, it is written. Good shall always destroy evil.
-- Sirah the Yang, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown
-- Sirah the Yang, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown
ボットのつぶやき : Soldiers who wish to be a hero
Are practically zero,
But those who wish to be civilians,
They run into the millions.
Are practically zero,
But those who wish to be civilians,
They run into the millions.
ボットのつぶやき : Half Moon tonight. (At least it's better than no Moon at all.)
ボットのつぶやき : Nature abhors a virgin -- a frozen asset.
-- Clare Booth Luce
-- Clare Booth Luce
ボットのつぶやき : He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd
be there... with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter.
be there... with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter.
ボットのつぶやき : Political history is far too criminal a subject to be a fit thing to
teach children.
-- W.H. Auden
teach children.
-- W.H. Auden
ボットのつぶやき : Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.
ボットのつぶやき : Would you people stop playing these stupid games?!?!?!!!!
ボットのつぶやき : What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
-- Ursula K. LeGuin
-- Ursula K. LeGuin
ボットのつぶやき : I waited and waited and when no message came I knew it must be from you.
ボットのつぶやき : He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --
ボットのつぶやき : The major advances in civilization are processes that all but wreck the
societies in which they occur.
-- A.N. Whitehead
societies in which they occur.
-- A.N. Whitehead
ボットのつぶやき : I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch
with my LEISURE SUIT!!
with my LEISURE SUIT!!
ボットのつぶやき : People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
-- The Best of Will Rogers
-- The Best of Will Rogers
ボットのつぶやき : Newman's Discovery:
Your best dreams may not come true; fortunately, neither will
your worst dreams.
Your best dreams may not come true; fortunately, neither will
your worst dreams.
ボットのつぶやき : Whether weary or unweary, O man, do not rest,
Do not cease your single-handed struggle.
Go on, do not rest.
-- An old Gujarati hymn
Do not cease your single-handed struggle.
Go on, do not rest.
-- An old Gujarati hymn
ボットのつぶやき : HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
#32: You call your answering service and they've never heard of you.
#32: You call your answering service and they've never heard of you.
ボットのつぶやき : The number of arguments is unimportant unless some of them are correct.
-- Ralph Hartley
-- Ralph Hartley
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
ボットのつぶやき : "If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are
probably hallucinating."
-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_
probably hallucinating."
-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_
ボットのつぶやき : Dealing with the problem of pure staff accumulation,
all our researches ... point to an average increase of 5.75% per year.
-- C.N. Parkinson
all our researches ... point to an average increase of 5.75% per year.
-- C.N. Parkinson
ボットのつぶやき : The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
ボットのつぶやき : Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade
themselves that they have a better idea.
-- John Ciardi
themselves that they have a better idea.
-- John Ciardi
ボットのつぶやき : Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein
-- Albert Einstein
ボットのつぶやき : Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately,
it can still be changed today.
it can still be changed today.
ボットのつぶやき : Short people get rained on last.
ボットのつぶやき : All my friends are getting married,
Yes, they're all growing old,
They're all staying home on the weekend,
They're all doing what they're told.
Yes, they're all growing old,
They're all staying home on the weekend,
They're all doing what they're told.
ボットのつぶやき : I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.
-- Katharine Whitehorn
-- Katharine Whitehorn
ボットのつぶやき : meeting, n.:
An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or
department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or
department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
ボットのつぶやき : We do not colonize. We conquer. We rule. There is no other way for us.
-- Rojan, "By Any Other Name", stardate 4657.5
-- Rojan, "By Any Other Name", stardate 4657.5
ボットのつぶやき : When the going gets tough, the tough go grab a beer.
ボットのつぶやき : A day without sunshine is like a day without Anita Bryant.
ボットのつぶやき : I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed.
-- Calvin Trillin
-- Calvin Trillin
ボットのつぶやき : I've got a COUSIN who works in the GARMENT DISTRICT ...
ボットのつぶやき : USENET would be a better laboratory is there were more labor and less oratory.
-- Elizabeth Haley
-- Elizabeth Haley
ボットのつぶやき : I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
ボットのつぶやき : Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse.
-- James Dean
-- James Dean
ボットのつぶやき : I thought there was something fishy about the butler. Probably a Pisces,
working for scale.
-- Firesign Theatre, "The Further Adventures of Nick Danger"
working for scale.
-- Firesign Theatre, "The Further Adventures of Nick Danger"
ボットのつぶやき : Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too
dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx
dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx
ボットのつぶやき : Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde
every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde
ボットのつぶやき : It seems intuitively obvious to me, which means that it might be wrong.
-- Chris Torek
-- Chris Torek
ボットのつぶやき : The Korean War must have been fun.
ボットのつぶやき : "Spare no expense to save money on this one."
-- Samuel Goldwyn
-- Samuel Goldwyn
ボットのつぶやき : It's ten o'clock; do you know where your processes are?
ボットのつぶやき : meeting, n.:
An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or
department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or
department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
ボットのつぶやき : Hiccuping & trembling into the WASTE DUMPS of New Jersey like some
drunken CABBAGE PATCH DOLL, coughing in line at FIORUCCI'S!!
drunken CABBAGE PATCH DOLL, coughing in line at FIORUCCI'S!!
ボットのつぶやき : What this country needs is a good five cent microcomputer.
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING
BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
ボットのつぶやき : History is nothing but a collection of fables and useless trifles,
cluttered up with a mass of unnecessary figures and proper names.
-- Leo Tolstoy
cluttered up with a mass of unnecessary figures and proper names.
-- Leo Tolstoy
ボットのつぶやき : Wit, n.:
The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his cookery
... by leaving it out.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his cookery
... by leaving it out.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
ボットのつぶやき : If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have
schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz
schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz
ボットのつぶやき : Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.
ボットのつぶやき : Appearances often are deceiving.
-- Aesop
-- Aesop
ボットのつぶやき : I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
-- Alexander Woolcott
-- Alexander Woolcott
ボットのつぶやき : Did you know the University of Iowa closed down after someone stole the book?
ボットのつぶやき : Am I in GRADUATE SCHOOL yet?
ボットのつぶやき : Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.
-- Hannah Arendt
-- Hannah Arendt
ボットのつぶやき : L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare.
-- L. Pasteur
-- L. Pasteur
ボットのつぶやき : If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one.
-- John Galsworthy
-- John Galsworthy
ボットのつぶやき : "Card readers? We don't need no stinking card readers."
-- Peter da Silva (at the National Academy of Sciencies, 1965, in a
particularly vivid fantasy)
-- Peter da Silva (at the National Academy of Sciencies, 1965, in a
particularly vivid fantasy)
ボットのつぶやき : Where am I? Who am I? Am I? I
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
ボットのつぶやき : Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux
(Unknown source)
(Unknown source)
ボットのつぶやき : Where there's no emotion, there's no motive for violence.
-- Spock, "Dagger of the Mind", stardate 2715.1
-- Spock, "Dagger of the Mind", stardate 2715.1
ボットのつぶやき : In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout "Fire!"
-- The Kidner Report
-- The Kidner Report
ボットのつぶやき : "Call immediately. Time is running out. We both need to do something
monstrous before we die."
-- Message from Ralph Steadman to Hunter Thompson
monstrous before we die."
-- Message from Ralph Steadman to Hunter Thompson
ボットのつぶやき : You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward. Therefore you
have few friends.
have few friends.
ボットのつぶやき : Love is the process of my leading you gently back to yourself.
-- Saint Exupery
-- Saint Exupery
ボットのつぶやき : This unit... must... survive.
ボットのつぶやき : The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
ボットのつぶやき : Do unto others before they undo you.
ボットのつぶやき : UNIX is hot. It's more than hot. It's steaming. It's quicksilver
lightning with a laserbeam kicker.
-- Michael Jay Tucker
lightning with a laserbeam kicker.
-- Michael Jay Tucker
ボットのつぶやき : After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H.L. Mencken, on Shakespeare
-- H.L. Mencken, on Shakespeare
ボットのつぶやき : Stinginess with privileges is kindness in disguise.
-- Guide to VAX/VMS Security, Sep. 1984
-- Guide to VAX/VMS Security, Sep. 1984
ボットのつぶやき : I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?
ボットのつぶやき : Individualists unite!
ボットのつぶやき : When in doubt, do it. It's much easier to apologize than to get permission.
-- Grace Murray Hopper
-- Grace Murray Hopper
ボットのつぶやき : algorithm, n.:
Trendy dance for hip programmers.
Trendy dance for hip programmers.
ボットのつぶやき : His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
ボットのつぶやき : FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: #2
Never goose a wolverine.
Never goose a wolverine.
ボットのつぶやき : Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
ボットのつぶやき : It's not hard to admit errors that are [only] cosmetically wrong.
-- J.K. Galbraith
-- J.K. Galbraith
ボットのつぶやき : Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.
-- J.K. Galbraith
-- J.K. Galbraith
ボットのつぶやき : Given my druthers, I'd druther not.
ボットのつぶやき : "Can't you just gesture hypnotically and make him disappear?"
"It does not work that way. RUN!"
-- Hadji on metaphyics and Mandrake in "Johnny Quest"
"It does not work that way. RUN!"
-- Hadji on metaphyics and Mandrake in "Johnny Quest"
ボットのつぶやき : She asked me, "What's your sign?"
I blinked and answered "Neon,"
I thought I'd blow her mind...
I blinked and answered "Neon,"
I thought I'd blow her mind...
ボットのつぶやき : Be open to other people -- they may enrich your dream.
ボットのつぶやき : "Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free
with my breakfast cereal."
- Zaphod Beeblebrox in "Hithiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
with my breakfast cereal."
- Zaphod Beeblebrox in "Hithiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
ボットのつぶやき : Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.
ボットのつぶやき : I'm reporting for duty as a modern person. I want to do the Latin Hustle now!
ボットのつぶやき : Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
ボットのつぶやき : Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out
of the way.
A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out
of the way.
ボットのつぶやき : My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley
-- Christopher Morley
ボットのつぶやき : Harriet's Dining Observation:
In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats
increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats
increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
ボットのつぶやき : A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you.
-- Ramsey Clark
-- Ramsey Clark
ボットのつぶやき : Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed
to be doing at the moment.
-- Robert Benchley
to be doing at the moment.
-- Robert Benchley
ボットのつぶやき : White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
ボットのつぶやき : Can anyone remember when the times were not hard, and money not scarce?
ボットのつぶやき : "Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!"
-- The Ghostbusters
-- The Ghostbusters
ボットのつぶやき : Love your neighbour, yet don't pull down your hedge.
-- Benjamin Franklin
-- Benjamin Franklin
ボットのつぶやき : You will gain money by an illegal action.
ボットのつぶやき : Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
-- Samuel Goldwyn
ボットのつぶやき : The herd instinct among economists makes sheep look like independent thinkers.
ボットのつぶやき : People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.
ボットのつぶやき : Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.
-- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus"
-- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus"
ボットのつぶやき : Don't guess -- check your security regulations.
ボットのつぶやき : Chaos is King and Magic is loose in the world.
ボットのつぶやき : Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
-- Aesop
-- Aesop
ボットのつぶやき : All most people want is a little more than they'll ever get.
ボットのつぶやき : Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
-- Karl Kraus
-- Karl Kraus
ボットのつぶやき : If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
ボットのつぶやき : FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed -- it is hardy, occasionally blooms,
and grows in every computer.
-- A.J. Perlis
and grows in every computer.
-- A.J. Perlis
ボットのつぶやき : [Wisdom] is a tree of life to those laying
hold of her, making happy each one holding her fast.
-- Proverbs 3:18, NSV
hold of her, making happy each one holding her fast.
-- Proverbs 3:18, NSV
ボットのつぶやき : Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux
(Unknown source)
(Unknown source)
ボットのつぶやき : It's faster horses,
Younger women,
Older whiskey and
More money.
-- Tom T. Hall, "The Secret of Life"
Younger women,
Older whiskey and
More money.
-- Tom T. Hall, "The Secret of Life"
ボットのつぶやき : BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot ...
ボットのつぶやき : Ask not what's inside your head, but what your head's inside of.
-- J.J. Gibson
-- J.J. Gibson
ボットのつぶやき : ASHes to ASHes, DOS to DOS.
ボットのつぶやき : I can't drive 55.
I'm looking forward to not being able to drive 65, either.
I'm looking forward to not being able to drive 65, either.
ボットのつぶやき : HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!!
ボットのつぶやき : Oh, I get it!! "The BEACH goes on", huh, SONNY??
ボットのつぶやき : Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
ボットのつぶやき : Law stands mute in the midst of arms.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero
ボットのつぶやき : "They ought to make butt-flavored cat food." --Gallagher
ボットのつぶやき : Even moderation ought not to be practiced to excess.
ボットのつぶやき : The time is right to make new friends.
ボットのつぶやき : If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a
guru at all?
-- Strange de Jim, "The Metasexuals"
guru at all?
-- Strange de Jim, "The Metasexuals"
ボットのつぶやき : He who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hopes for
the human condition is a fool.
-- Albert Camus
the human condition is a fool.
-- Albert Camus
ボットのつぶやき : With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
-- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
-- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
ボットのつぶやき : Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : I will make you shorter by the head.
-- Elizabeth I
-- Elizabeth I
ボットのつぶやき : Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
ボットのつぶやき : The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
ボットのつぶやき : Carswell's Corollary:
Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap,
nature invariably comes up with a better mouse.
Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap,
nature invariably comes up with a better mouse.
ボットのつぶやき : "Ask not what A Group of Employees can do for you. But ask what can
All Employees do for A Group of Employees."
-- Mike Dennison
All Employees do for A Group of Employees."
-- Mike Dennison
ボットのつぶやき : Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.
ボットのつぶやき : The Force is what holds everything together. It has its dark side, and
it has its light side. It's sort of like cosmic duct tape.
it has its light side. It's sort of like cosmic duct tape.
ボットのつぶやき : critic, n.:
A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries
to please him.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries
to please him.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
ボットのつぶやき : I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?
-- Raoul Duke
-- Raoul Duke
ボットのつぶやき : If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing.
-- Bertrand Russell
-- Bertrand Russell
ボットのつぶやき : The door is the key.
ボットのつぶやき : Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : The idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest.
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch from
Julian to Gregorian."
Julian to Gregorian."
ボットのつぶやき : You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.
-- Lewis Carroll
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.
-- Lewis Carroll
ボットのつぶやき : It's been a business doing pleasure with you.
ボットのつぶやき : It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
ボットのつぶやき : Turn the other cheek.
-- Jesus Christ
-- Jesus Christ
ボットのつぶやき : "MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years
of careful development."
(By [email protected])
of careful development."
(By [email protected])
ボットのつぶやき : The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.
ボットのつぶやき : "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
ボットのつぶやき : Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
ボットのつぶやき : He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
ボットのつぶやき : A company is known by the men it keeps.
ボットのつぶやき : Q: How many marketing people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I'll have to get back to you on that.
A: I'll have to get back to you on that.
ボットのつぶやき : Your boss climbed the corporate ladder, wrong by wrong.
ボットのつぶやき : "There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things
we don't know yet."
-Ambrose Bierce
we don't know yet."
-Ambrose Bierce
ボットのつぶやき : A sinking ship gathers no moss.
-- Donald Kaul
-- Donald Kaul
ボットのつぶやき : In 1750 Issac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of stairs.
ボットのつぶやき : Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string.
ボットのつぶやき : Eisenhower!! Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!!
ボットのつぶやき : Renning's Maxim:
Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.
Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.
ボットのつぶやき : Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers and
cheating on your income tax.
-- Mike Royko
cheating on your income tax.
-- Mike Royko
ボットのつぶやき : Man has never reconciled himself to the ten commandments.
ボットのつぶやき : Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!
ボットのつぶやき : A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
ボットのつぶやき : In less than a century, computers will be making substantial progress on
... the overriding problem of war and peace.
-- James Slagle
... the overriding problem of war and peace.
-- James Slagle
ボットのつぶやき : UFOs are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
ボットのつぶやき : Delta: The kids will love our inflatable slides. -- David Letterman
ボットのつぶやき : Spouse, n.:
Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
ボットのつぶやき : You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.
ボットのつぶやき : Why does a ship carry cargo and a truck carry shipments?
ボットのつぶやき : wolf, n.:
A man who knows all the ankles.
A man who knows all the ankles.
ボットのつぶやき : If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
ボットのつぶやき : Too much is not enough.
ボットのつぶやき : I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G.K. Chesterton
-- G.K. Chesterton
ボットのつぶやき : I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a
novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Allen
novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Allen
ボットのつぶやき : You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
ボットのつぶやき : An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
ボットのつぶやき : Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
ボットのつぶやき : When you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself
Americanized.
Americanized.
ボットのつぶやき : Meskimen's Law:
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to
do it over.
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to
do it over.
ボットのつぶやき : The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first.
-- Blaise Pascal
-- Blaise Pascal
ボットのつぶやき : You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
A pity that it's totally undeserved.
A pity that it's totally undeserved.
ボットのつぶやき : Do your otters do the shimmy?
Do they like to shake their tails?
Do your wombats sleep in tophats?
Is your garden full of snails?
Do they like to shake their tails?
Do your wombats sleep in tophats?
Is your garden full of snails?
ボットのつぶやき : Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
-- Salvor Hardin
-- Salvor Hardin
ボットのつぶやき : Many a writer seems to think he is never profound except when he can't
understand his own meaning.
-- George D. Prentice
understand his own meaning.
-- George D. Prentice
ボットのつぶやき : "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is
shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."
-- Albert Einstein
shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."
-- Albert Einstein
ボットのつぶやき : Four thousand different MAGNATES, MOGULS & NABOBS are romping in my
gothic solarium!!
gothic solarium!!
ボットのつぶやき : Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon.
ボットのつぶやき : Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
ボットのつぶやき : God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to
receive it.
-- Austin O'Malley
receive it.
-- Austin O'Malley
ボットのつぶやき : Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY?
ボットのつぶやき : I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.
ボットのつぶやき : Love in your heart wasn't put there to stay.
Love isn't love 'til you give it away.
-- Oscar Hammerstein II
Love isn't love 'til you give it away.
-- Oscar Hammerstein II
ボットのつぶやき : Disobedience: The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.
-- Ambrose Bierce
-- Ambrose Bierce
ボットのつぶやき : I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers -- they're going
to make a game out of it.
-- Woody Allen
to make a game out of it.
-- Woody Allen
ボットのつぶやき : A man is known by the company he organizes.
-- Ambrose Bierce
-- Ambrose Bierce
ボットのつぶやき : "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips
over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
--Matt Groening
over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
--Matt Groening
ボットのつぶやき : That's always the way when you discover something new; everyone thinks
you're crazy.
-- Evelyn E. Smith
you're crazy.
-- Evelyn E. Smith
ボットのつぶやき : If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world.
-- Wittgenstein
-- Wittgenstein
ボットのつぶやき : Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
ボットのつぶやき : Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
ボットのつぶやき : The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can
be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
-- Elizabeth Taylor
be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
-- Elizabeth Taylor
ボットのつぶやき : Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.
ボットのつぶやき : The nation that controls magnetism controls the universe.
-- Chester Gould/Dick Tracy
-- Chester Gould/Dick Tracy
ボットのつぶやき : Look before you leap.
-- Samuel Butler
-- Samuel Butler
ボットのつぶやき : The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four
and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
ボットのつぶやき : Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.
ボットのつぶやき : Sic transit gloria Monday!
ボットのつぶやき : I can't drive 55.
ボットのつぶやき : Three o'clock in the afternoon is always just a little too late or a little
too early for anything you want to do.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre
too early for anything you want to do.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre
ボットのつぶやき : Just weigh your own hurt against the hurt of all the others, and then
do what's best.
-- Lovers and Other Strangers
do what's best.
-- Lovers and Other Strangers
ボットのつぶやき : O, it is excellent
To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous
To use it like a giant.
-- Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", II, 2
To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous
To use it like a giant.
-- Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", II, 2
ボットのつぶやき : You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.
ボットのつぶやき : NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
Silence is the only virtue he has left.
Silence is the only virtue he has left.
ボットのつぶやき : What's so funny?
ボットのつぶやき : Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.
-- Seneca
-- Seneca
ボットのつぶやき : Chicken Little was right.
ボットのつぶやき : [Crash programs] fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine
women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
-- Wernher von Braun
women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
-- Wernher von Braun
ボットのつぶやき : You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.
ボットのつぶやき : You don't have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.
ボットのつぶやき : rain falls where clouds come
sun shines where clouds go
clouds just come and go
-- Florian Gutzwiller
sun shines where clouds go
clouds just come and go
-- Florian Gutzwiller
ボットのつぶやき : When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said
to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
-- Franklyn Ajaye
to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
-- Franklyn Ajaye
ボットのつぶやき : The real reason large families benefit society is because at least
a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.
a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.
ボットのつぶやき : "Jesus saves...but Gretzky gets the rebound!"
-- Daniel Hinojosa (hinojosa@hp-sdd)
-- Daniel Hinojosa (hinojosa@hp-sdd)
ボットのつぶやき : To err is human, but when the eraser wears out before the pencil,
you're overdoing it a little.
you're overdoing it a little.
ボットのつぶやき : The Osmonds! You are all Osmonds!! Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!!
ボットのつぶやき : Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it.
A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it.
ボットのつぶやき : Goodbye, cool world.
ボットのつぶやき : The discerning person is always at a disadvantage.
ボットのつぶやき : Most people have a mind that's open by appointment only.
ボットのつぶやき : "Those who do not do politics will be done in by politics."
-- French Proverb
-- French Proverb
ボットのつぶやき : !07/11 PDP a ni deppart m'I !pleH
ボットのつぶやき : You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
ボットのつぶやき : Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
ボットのつぶやき : Never try to outstubborn a cat.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
ボットのつぶやき : IOT trap -- core dumped
ボットのつぶやき : A chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines of vital qualities.
ボットのつぶやき : April 1
This is the day upon which we are reminged of what we are on the other three
hundred and sixty-four.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
This is the day upon which we are reminged of what we are on the other three
hundred and sixty-four.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
ボットのつぶやき : Many people are unenthusiastic about their work.
ボットのつぶやき : It is better to travel hopefully than to fly Continental.
ボットのつぶやき : We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the
machinations of the wicked.
machinations of the wicked.
ボットのつぶやき : I do not know myself and God forbid that I should.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
ボットのつぶやき : Power is danger.
-- The Centurion, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
-- The Centurion, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
ボットのつぶやき : I'm into SOFTWARE!
ボットのつぶやき : While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is
admission to someone else.
admission to someone else.
ボットのつぶやき : Knowledge, sir, should be free to all!
-- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
-- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! It's a hole all the way to downtown Burbank!
ボットのつぶやき : A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.
Buy the negatives at any price.
Buy the negatives at any price.
ボットのつぶやき : I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.
ボットのつぶやき : "Gee, Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore."
ボットのつぶやき : You can't cheat the phone company.
ボットのつぶやき : How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
ボットのつぶやき : One Bell System - it used to work before they installed the Dimension!
ボットのつぶやき : A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal
-- Gore Vidal
ボットのつぶやき : "... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often
picturesque liar."
-- Mark Twain
picturesque liar."
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Tempest"
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Tempest"
ボットのつぶやき : The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an
open doorway with an open mind.
-- E.B. White
open doorway with an open mind.
-- E.B. White
ボットのつぶやき : It's difficult to see the picture when you are inside the frame.
ボットのつぶやき : Virtue does not always demand a heavy sacrifice -- only the willingness
to make it when necessary.
-- Frederick Dunn
to make it when necessary.
-- Frederick Dunn
ボットのつぶやき : Repel them. Repel them. Induce them to relinquish the spheroid.
-- Indiana University football cheer
-- Indiana University football cheer
ボットのつぶやき : The difference between a good haircut and a bad one is seven days.
ボットのつぶやき : Forest fires cause Smokey Bears.
ボットのつぶやき : Who goeth a-borrowing goeth a-sorrowing.
-- Thomas Tusser
-- Thomas Tusser
ボットのつぶやき : Elwood: What kind of music do you get here ma'am?
Barmaid: Why, we get both kinds of music, Country and Western.
Barmaid: Why, we get both kinds of music, Country and Western.
ボットのつぶやき : Peace is much more precious than a piece of land... let there be no more wars.
-- Mohammed Anwar Sadat, 1918-1981
-- Mohammed Anwar Sadat, 1918-1981
ボットのつぶやき : "Would I turn on the gas if my pal Mugsy were in there?"
"You might, rabbit, you might!"
-- Looney Tunes, Bugs and Thugs (1954, Friz Freleng)
"You might, rabbit, you might!"
-- Looney Tunes, Bugs and Thugs (1954, Friz Freleng)
ボットのつぶやき : History repeats itself only if one does not listen the first time.
ボットのつぶやき : Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
ボットのつぶやき : People respond to people who respond.
ボットのつぶやき : 1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! Is this sexual intercourse yet?? Is it, huh, is it??
ボットのつぶやき : Mr. Cole's Axiom:
The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant;
the population is growing.
The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant;
the population is growing.
ボットのつぶやき : -- I have seen the FUN --
ボットのつぶやき : Thank god!! ... It's HENNY YOUNGMAN!!
ボットのつぶやき : If we can ever make red tape nutritional, we can feed the world.
-- R. Schaeberle, "Management Accounting"
-- R. Schaeberle, "Management Accounting"
ボットのつぶやき : A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have
enlightened him with ours.
enlightened him with ours.
ボットのつぶやき : Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.
ボットのつぶやき : A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and
ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
-- Robert Frost
ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
-- Robert Frost
ボットのつぶやき : Nirvana? That's the place where the powers that be and their friends hang out.
-- Zonker Harris
-- Zonker Harris
ボットのつぶやき : You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
-- Alfred Kahn
-- Alfred Kahn
ボットのつぶやき : If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune.
ボットのつぶやき : A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.
ボットのつぶやき : Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law:
When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.
When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.
ボットのつぶやき : Some performers on television appear to be horrible people, but when
you finally get to know them in person, they turn out to be even worse.
-- Avery
you finally get to know them in person, they turn out to be even worse.
-- Avery
ボットのつぶやき : We are all so much together and yet we are all dying of loneliness.
-- A. Schweitzer
-- A. Schweitzer
ボットのつぶやき : You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.
ボットのつぶやき : Nick the Greek's Law of Life:
All things considered, life is 9 to 5 against.
All things considered, life is 9 to 5 against.
ボットのつぶやき : Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
ボットのつぶやき : The faster I go, the behinder I get.
-- Lewis Carroll
-- Lewis Carroll
ボットのつぶやき : Weinberg's Principle:
An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while
sweeping on to the grand fallacy.
An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while
sweeping on to the grand fallacy.
ボットのつぶやき : "If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to
have to get a toehold in the public eye."
have to get a toehold in the public eye."
ボットのつぶやき : Beware the new TTY code!
ボットのつぶやき : From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
ボットのつぶやき : I don't know what Descartes' got,
But booze can do what Kant cannot.
-- Mike Cross
But booze can do what Kant cannot.
-- Mike Cross
ボットのつぶやき : My father, a good man, told me, "Never lose your ignorance; you cannot
replace it."
-- Erich Maria Remarque
replace it."
-- Erich Maria Remarque
ボットのつぶやき : Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
ボットのつぶやき : There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.
We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson
We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson
ボットのつぶやき : Someone will try to honk your nose today.
ボットのつぶやき : We are all worms. But I do believe I am a glowworm.
-- Winston Churchill
-- Winston Churchill
ボットのつぶやき : Did you move a lot of KOREAN STEAK KNIVES this trip, Dingy?
ボットのつぶやき : Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse.
-- James Dean
-- James Dean
ボットのつぶやき : Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for that
rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge.
-- Erwin Knoll
rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge.
-- Erwin Knoll
ボットのつぶやき : The chief enemy of creativity is "good" sense
-- Picasso
-- Picasso
ボットのつぶやき : It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
-- Phil White
-- Phil White
ボットのつぶやき : When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry Truman
-- Harry Truman
ボットのつぶやき : Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in the world, and
none of his friends like him either.
-- Oscar Wilde
none of his friends like him either.
-- Oscar Wilde
ボットのつぶやき : Angels we have heard on High
Tell us to go out and Buy.
-- Tom Lehrer
Tell us to go out and Buy.
-- Tom Lehrer
ボットのつぶやき : There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
-- Dr. Who
-- Dr. Who
ボットのつぶやき : Hubbard's Law:
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive.
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive.
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
ボットのつぶやき : Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade
themselves that they have a better idea.
-- John Ciardi
themselves that they have a better idea.
-- John Ciardi
ボットのつぶやき : An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.
ボットのつぶやき : Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take
the time to take the dirt out of them?
the time to take the dirt out of them?
ボットのつぶやき : ... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he
was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
-- Mark Twain
was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.
ボットのつぶやき : Thinking you know something is a sure way to blind yourself.
-- Frank Herbert, "Chapterhouse: Dune"
-- Frank Herbert, "Chapterhouse: Dune"
ボットのつぶやき : If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
ボットのつぶやき : It's raisins that make Post Raisin Bran so raisiny ...
ボットのつぶやき : The rhino is a homely beast,
For human eyes he's not a feast.
Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,
I'll stare at something less prepoceros.
-- Ogden Nash
For human eyes he's not a feast.
Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,
I'll stare at something less prepoceros.
-- Ogden Nash
ボットのつぶやき : What is irritating about love is that it is a crime that requires an accomplice.
-- Charles Baudelaire
-- Charles Baudelaire
ボットのつぶやき : The University of California Statistics Department; where mean is normal,
and deviation standard.
and deviation standard.
ボットのつぶやき : A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink with
-- even if he drank.
-- H.L. Mencken
-- even if he drank.
-- H.L. Mencken
ボットのつぶやき : A prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of his opinions.
-- George Eliot
-- George Eliot
ボットのつぶやき : Politics are almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war,
you can only be killed once.
-- Winston Churchill
you can only be killed once.
-- Winston Churchill
ボットのつぶやき : I either want less decadence or more chance to participate in it.
ボットのつぶやき : Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
-- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed.
-- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed.
ボットのつぶやき : God instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains and contradictions.
-- De Caussade
-- De Caussade
ボットのつぶやき : Vitamin C deficiency is apauling.
ボットのつぶやき : By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be
boss and work twelve.
-- Robert Frost
boss and work twelve.
-- Robert Frost
ボットのつぶやき : He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.
ボットのつぶやき : Sure he's sharp as a razor ... he's a two-dimensional pinhead!
ボットのつぶやき : I'm not even going to *______bother* comparing C to BASIC or FORTRAN.
-- L. Zolman, creator of BDS C
-- L. Zolman, creator of BDS C
ボットのつぶやき : Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the
victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
-- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)
victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
-- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)
ボットのつぶやき : Each kiss is as the first.
-- Miramanee, Kirk's wife, "The Paradise Syndrome",
stardate 4842.6
-- Miramanee, Kirk's wife, "The Paradise Syndrome",
stardate 4842.6
ボットのつぶやき : On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the
same moment -- halftime.
same moment -- halftime.
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a
lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A: A failure.
lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A: A failure.
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974 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 09:28:15.50 ID:qiQdhk58
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975 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 09:30:56.50 ID:qiQdhk58
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976 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 09:33:53.89 ID:qiQdhk58
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977 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 09:37:04.63 ID:qiQdhk58
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978 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 09:40:59.14 ID:qiQdhk58
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979 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 10:05:18.18 ID:qiQdhk58
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980 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 10:21:47.65 ID:qiQdhk58
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981 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 10:31:36.86 ID:qiQdhk58
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982 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 10:58:29.12 ID:qiQdhk58
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983 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 11:00:28.39 ID:qiQdhk58
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984 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 11:04:26.23 ID:qiQdhk58
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985 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 11:07:03.82 ID:qiQdhk58
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986 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 11:16:24.57 ID:qiQdhk58
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987 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 11:24:35.26 ID:qiQdhk58
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988 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 11:36:51.35 ID:qiQdhk58
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989 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 12:18:39.25 ID:qiQdhk58
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990 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 12:25:45.61 ID:qiQdhk58
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991 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 12:37:25.87 ID:qiQdhk58
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992 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 13:02:45.23 ID:qiQdhk58
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993 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 13:09:43.17 ID:qiQdhk58
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994 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 13:43:07.74 ID:qiQdhk58
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995 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 13:47:39.73 ID:qiQdhk58
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996 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 14:10:22.97 ID:qiQdhk58
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997 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 14:12:22.66 ID:qiQdhk58
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998 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 14:18:06.06 ID:qiQdhk58
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999 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 14:19:45.37 ID:qiQdhk58
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1000 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/29(木) 14:20:26.52 ID:mpLiMbDQ
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1001 ：１００１：
このスレッドは１０００を超えました。
もう書けないので、新しいスレッドを立ててくださいです。。。
もう書けないので、新しいスレッドを立ててくださいです。。。