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ボットのつぶやき : Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.

ボットのつぶやき : To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you hit,
call it the target.

ボットのつぶやき : "Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence"
-- Time Bandits

ボットのつぶやき : Only great masters of style can succeed in being obtuse.
-- Oscar Wilde

Most UNIX programmers are great masters of style.
-- The Unnamed Usenetter

ボットのつぶやき : "If anything can go wrong, it will."
-- Edsel Murphy

ボットのつぶやき : If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.
-- Chinese proverb

ボットのつぶやき : Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.

ボットのつぶやき : Them as has, gets.

ボットのつぶやき : Everything in this book may be wrong.
-- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul

ボットのつぶやき : Q: Why do the police always travel in threes?
A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps
an eye on the two intellectuals.

ボットのつぶやき : Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.

ボットのつぶやき : If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

ボットのつぶやき : If you can read this, you're too close.

ボットのつぶやき : Information Center, n.:
A room staffed by professional computer people whose job it is to
tell you why you cannot have the information you require.

ボットのつぶやき : grasshopotomaus:
A creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.

ボットのつぶやき : When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?

ボットのつぶやき : Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know that he is.
-- Jean Anouilh, "The Lark"

ボットのつぶやき : It seems a little silly now, but this country was founded as a protest
against taxation.

ボットのつぶやき : File cabinet:
A four drawer, manually activated trash compactor.

ボットのつぶやき : You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-- Dean Martin

ボットのつぶやき : Don't wake me up too soon...
Gonna take a ride across the moon...
You and me.

ボットのつぶやき : Fly me away to the bright side of the moon ...

ボットのつぶやき : You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with dirt
is concerned.

ボットのつぶやき : Message from Our Sponsor on ttyTV at 13:58 ...

ボットのつぶやき : If you don't do it, you'll never know what would have happened if you
had done it.

ボットのつぶやき : We must die because we have known them.
-- Ptah-hotep, 2000 B.C.

ボットのつぶやき : Finster's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

ボットのつぶやき : There are running jobs. Why don't you go chase them?

ボットのつぶやき : While you don't greatly need the outside world, it's still very
reassuring to know that it's still there.

ボットのつぶやき : "All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific."
-- Jane Wagner

ボットのつぶやき : Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting
for a dial tone.

ボットのつぶやき : At the foot of the mountain, thunder:
The image of Providing Nourishment.
Thus the superior man is careful of his words
And temperate in eating and drinking.

ボットのつぶやき : A political man can have as his aim the realization of freedom,
but he has no means to realize it other than through violence.
-- Jean Paul Sartre

ボットのつぶやき : When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
-- Steven Wright

ボットのつぶやき : Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be
tolerated until they acquire some sense.
-- William Phelps

ボットのつぶやき : 10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.

ボットのつぶやき : Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, else how
could they read their mail?

ボットのつぶやき : When you jump for joy, beware that no-one moves the ground from beneath
your feet.
-- Stanislaw Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts"

ボットのつぶやき : The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands
what will sell.
-- Confucius

ボットのつぶやき : With YOU, I can be MYSELF ... We don't NEED Dan Rather ...

ボットのつぶやき : "Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning."
-- Marlo Thomas

ボットのつぶやき : "The Computer made me do it."

ボットのつぶやき : Don't change the reason, just change the excuses!
-- Joe Cointment

ボットのつぶやき : Oregano, n.:
The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.

ボットのつぶやき : Mitchell's Law of Committees:
Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are
held to discuss it.

ボットのつぶやき : We are what we are.

ボットのつぶやき : You will be surrounded by luxury.

ボットのつぶやき : Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

ボットのつぶやき : Some people's mouths work faster than their brains. They say things they
haven't even thought of yet.

ボットのつぶやき : "Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly kills Captain Kirk."
-- TV Guide, describing the Star Trek episode _Amok_Time_

ボットのつぶやき : I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near
the place.
-- Steven Wright

ボットのつぶやき : FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: #2
Never goose a wolverine.

ボットのつぶやき : "From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere."
-- Dr. Seuss

ボットのつぶやき : A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.

ボットのつぶやき : "Remember, extremism in the nondefense of moderation is not a virtue."
-- Peter Neumann, about usenet

ボットのつぶやき : In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is
placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker.

ボットのつぶやき : There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw

ボットのつぶやき : Certainly the game is rigged.

Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.
-- Robert Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love"

ボットのつぶやき : Some people have a way about them that seems to say: "If I have
only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk."

ボットのつぶやき : Two is company, three is an orgy.

ボットのつぶやき : I have a simple philosophy:

Fill what's empty.
Empty what's full.
Scratch where it itches.
-- A. R. Longworth

ボットのつぶやき : You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.

ボットのつぶやき : I will always love the false image I had of you.

ボットのつぶやき : "The C Programming Language -- A language which combines the flexibility of
assembly language with the power of assembly language."

ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"It wouldn't have been anything, even if it were gonna be a thing."

ボットのつぶやき : The kind of danger people most enjoy is the kind they can watch from
a safe place.

ボットのつぶやき : You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.

ボットのつぶやき : I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT" in
1965!!

ボットのつぶやき : There is a great discovery still to be made in Literature: that of
paying literary men by the quantity they do NOT write.

ボットのつぶやき : Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority
over the other.
-- Honore DeBalzac

ボットのつぶやき : People humiliating a salami!

ボットのつぶやき : Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien

ボットのつぶやき : Bo Derek ruined my life!

ボットのつぶやき : Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
-- Lily Tomlin

ボットのつぶやき : The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.

ボットのつぶやき : Well, I'm disenchanted too. We're all disenchanted.
-- James Thurber

ボットのつぶやき : The state of innocence contains the germs of all future sin.
-- Alexandre Arnoux, "Etudes et caprices"

ボットのつぶやき : Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be
worse in Cleveland.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"

ボットのつぶやき : To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for
you in your private heart is true for all men -- that is genius.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

ボットのつぶやき : You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.

ボットのつぶやき : Ah, the Tsar's bazaar's bizarre beaux-arts!

ボットのつぶやき : When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before
the white men came, an Indian said simply "Ours."
-- Vine Deloria, Jr.

ボットのつぶやき : It's only by NOT taking the human race seriously that I retain
what fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess.
-- Roger Noe

ボットのつぶやき : ... bacteriological warfare ... hard to believe we were once foolish
enough to play around with that.
-- McCoy, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown

ボットのつぶやき : Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart
a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

ボットのつぶやき : I'm not proud.

ボットのつぶやき : panic: kernel trap (ignored)

100

ボットのつぶやき : Campbell's Law:
Nature abhors a vacuous experimenter.

ボットのつぶやき : What UNIVERSE is this, please??

ボットのつぶやき : Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?

ボットのつぶやき : Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife - chopping off what's
incomplete and saying: "Now it's complete because it's ended here."
-- Muad'dib, "Dune"

ボットのつぶやき : You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and all of the people some of the time,
but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

ボットのつぶやき : The hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom
whereof the memory of man runneth not howsomever to the contrary, nohow.

ボットのつぶやき : I will follow the good side right to the fire, but not into it if I can
help it.
-- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

ボットのつぶやき : Ignorance is when you don't know anything and somebody finds it out.

ボットのつぶやき : Audacity, and again, audacity, and always audacity.
-- G.J. Danton

ボットのつぶやき : Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic? It's quite uncanny.

ボットのつぶやき : Small is beautiful.
-- Schumacher's Dictum

ボットのつぶやき : Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.
-- Klingon Soldier, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown

ボットのつぶやき : A reverend wanted to telephone another reverend. He told the operator,
"This is a parson to parson call."

ボットのつぶやき : love, n.:
When you don't want someone too close--because you're very sensitive
to pleasure.

ボットのつぶやき : Humor in the Court:
Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?
A: She is my daughter.
Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?

ボットのつぶやき : We are now enjoying total mutual interaction in an imaginary hot tub ...

ボットのつぶやき : Rarely do people communicate; they just take turns talking.

ボットのつぶやき : I'll be Grateful when they're Dead.

ボットのつぶやき : I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend
than be one.
-- Clarence Darrow

ボットのつぶやき : Life. Don't talk to me about life.
- Marvin the Paranoid Anroid

ボットのつぶやき : Hickory Dickory Dock,
The mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The others escaped with minor injuries.

ボットのつぶやき : Foolproof Operation:
No provision for adjustment.

ボットのつぶやき : Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
-- Jimmy Cannon

ボットのつぶやき : "If you want to know what happens to you when you die, go look at some dead
stuff."
-- Dave Enyeart

ボットのつぶやき : Most people have two reasons for doing anything -- a good reason, and
the real reason.

ボットのつぶやき : You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.

ボットのつぶやき : When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.
-- Chinese proverb

ボットのつぶやき : The end of labor is to gain leisure.

ボットのつぶやき : You will be run over by a bus.

ボットのつぶやき : Burnt Sienna. That's the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
-- Ken Weaver

ボットのつぶやき : A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles
in the road.
-- Alexander Smith

ボットのつぶやき : If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.

ボットのつぶやき : 'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!
-- Robert James Marshall (Jimi) Hendrix

ボットのつぶやき : A fair exterior is a silent recommendation.
-- Publilius Syrus

ボットのつぶやき : No use getting too involved in life -- you're only here for a limited time.

ボットのつぶやき : Well begun is half done.
-- Aristotle

ボットのつぶやき : Don't despair; your ideal lover is waiting for you around the corner.

ボットのつぶやき : She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring -- they applaud.

ボットのつぶやき : I have learned
To spell hors d'oeuvres
Which still grates on
Some people's n'oeuvres.
-- Warren Knox

ボットのつぶやき : Every time you manage to close the door on Reality, it comes in through the
window.

ボットのつぶやき : A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own
weight in other people's patience.
-- John Updike

ボットのつぶやき : No man is useless who has a friend, and if we are loved we are indispensable.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson

ボットのつぶやき : Yow! It's some people inside the wall! This is better than mopping!

ボットのつぶやき : Our little systems have their day;
They have their day and cease to be;
They are but broken lights of thee.
-- Tennyson

ボットのつぶやき : Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
-- Marcus Aurelius

ボットのつぶやき : This here's the wattle,
The emblem of our land.
You can stick it in a bottle;
You can hold it in your hand.
Amen!
-- Monty Python

ボットのつぶやき : Turn the other cheek.
-- Jesus Christ

ボットのつぶやき : Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A: One per person.

ボットのつぶやき : Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined
them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction?

ボットのつぶやき : "If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go
to hell."
-- Jimmy Swaggart, 5/20/88

ボットのつぶやき : "No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid."

ボットのつぶやき : divorce, n:
A change of wife.

ボットのつぶやき : "My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he
was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol."
-- George Carlin

ボットのつぶやき : The ideal voice for radio may be defined as showing no substance, no sex,
no owner, and a message of importance for every housewife.
-- Harry V. Wade

ボットのつぶやき : What's love but a second-hand emotion?
-- Tina Turner

ボットのつぶやき : Fame may be fleeting but obscurity is forever.

ボットのつぶやき : Porsche: there simply is no substitute.
-- Risky Business

ボットのつぶやき : It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3

ボットのつぶやき : Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.

ボットのつぶやき : In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man.
-- Martin Mull

ボットのつぶやき : Ambiguity:
Telling the truth when you don't mean to.

ボットのつぶやき : Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.

ボットのつぶやき : "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
- Bert Lantz

ボットのつぶやき : The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits,
but not when it misses.
-- Francis Bacon

ボットのつぶやき : Help a swallow land at Capistrano.

ボットのつぶやき : What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.

ボットのつぶやき : "Yo baby yo baby yo."
-- Eddie Murphy

ボットのつぶやき : Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to
see it tried on him personally.
-- Abraham Lincoln

ボットのつぶやき : We interrupt this fortune for an important announcement...

ボットのつぶやき : You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.

ボットのつぶやき : When I left you, I was but the pupil. Now, I am the master.
- Darth Vader

ボットのつぶやき : Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents'
shortcomings.
-- Laurence J. Peter, "Peter's Principles"

ボットのつぶやき : Fatal Error: Found [MS-Windows] System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...
(By [email protected], Christopher Browne)

ボットのつぶやき : When I left you, I was but the pupil. Now, I am the master.
- Darth Vader

ボットのつぶやき : If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

ボットのつぶやき : "Unibus timeout fatal trap program lost sorry"
- An error message printed by DEC's RSTS operating system for the PDP-11

ボットのつぶやき : We have ears, earther...FOUR OF THEM!

ボットのつぶやき : Finster's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

ボットのつぶやき : It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of
Urbana, Illinois.

ボットのつぶやき : While you don't greatly need the outside world, it's still very
reassuring to know that it's still there.

ボットのつぶやき : What one believes to be true either is true or becomes true.
-- John Lilly

ボットのつぶやき : If the ends don't justify the means, then what does?
-- Robert Moses

ボットのつぶやき : Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!

ボットのつぶやき : APL is a write-only language. I can write programs in APL, but I can't
read any of them.
-- Roy Keir

ボットのつぶやき : Ignorance is when you don't know anything and somebody finds it out.

ボットのつぶやき : Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up a
batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!!

ボットのつぶやき : Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

ボットのつぶやき : Nietzsche is pietzsche, but Schiller is killer, and Goethe is moethe.

ボットのつぶやき : Preserve the old, but know the new.

ボットのつぶやき : While we are sleeping, two-thirds of the world is plotting to do us in.
-- Dean Rusk

ボットのつぶやき : Push where it gives and scratch where it itches.

ボットのつぶやき : Worst Vegetable of the Year:
The brussels sprout. This is also the worst vegetable of next year.
-- Steve Rubenstein

ボットのつぶやき : The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its message and then
disappears.

ボットのつぶやき : A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-- Groucho Marx

ボットのつぶやき : As for the women, though we scorn and flout 'em,
We may live with, but cannot live without 'em.
-- Frederic Reynolds

ボットのつぶやき : APL is a natural extension of assembler language programming;
...and is best for educational purposes.
-- A. Perlis

ボットのつぶやき : If what they've been doing hasn't solved the problem, tell them to
do something else.
-- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of Consulting"

ボットのつぶやき : The plot was designed in a light vein that somehow became varicose.
-- David Lardner

ボットのつぶやき : If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?

ボットのつぶやき : Ever feel like life was a game and you had the wrong instruction book?

ボットのつぶやき : "Irrationality is the square root of all evil"
-- Douglas Hofstadter

ボットのつぶやき : What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
-- J.D. Farley

ボットのつぶやき : You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.

ボットのつぶやき : If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a
conclusion.
-- William Baumol

ボットのつぶやき : The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment
you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
-- Sir George Jessel

ボットのつぶやき : Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them.
Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
-- Oscar Wilde

ボットのつぶやき : War is never imperative.
-- McCoy, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2

ボットのつぶやき : From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.

ボットのつぶやき : In the land of the dark the Ship of the
Sun is driven by the Grateful Dead.
-- Egyptian Book of the Dead

ボットのつぶやき : Van Roy's Law:
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

ボットのつぶやき : "Call immediately. Time is running out. We both need to do something
monstrous before we die."
-- Message from Ralph Steadman to Hunter Thompson

ボットのつぶやき : IBM Advanced Systems Group -- a bunch of mindless jerks, who'll be first
against the wall when the revolution comes...
-- with regrets to D. Adams

ボットのつぶやき : Udall's Fourth Law:
Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you
don't like.

ボットのつぶやき : Laetrile is the pits.

ボットのつぶやき : Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

ボットのつぶやき : While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own
form of misery.

ボットのつぶやき : Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an
autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
-- Marlo Thomas

ボットのつぶやき : To do nothing is to be nothing.

ボットのつぶやき : People respond to people who respond.

ボットのつぶやき : Of course, you UNDERSTAND about the PLAIDS in the SPIN CYCLE --

ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"Oh, no, no... I'm not beautiful. Just very, very pretty."

ボットのつぶやき : I must Create a System, or be enslav'd by another Man's;
I will not Reason and Compare; my business is to Create.
-- William Blake, "Jerusalem"

ボットのつぶやき : This MUST be a good party -- My RIB CAGE is being painfully pressed up
against someone's MARTINI!!

ボットのつぶやき : I'm into SOFTWARE!

ボットのつぶやき : Stupid, n.:
Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.

ボットのつぶやき : Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them.
-- Will Rogers

ボットのつぶやき : It is surely a great calamity for a human being to have no obsessions.
- Robert Bly

ボットのつぶやき : I know th'MAMBO!! I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!!

ボットのつぶやき : If you stick your head in the sand, one thing is for sure, you're gonna
get your rear kicked.

ボットのつぶやき : "Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could
have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing."
-- Ian Shoales

ボットのつぶやき : "I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?"
-- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate

ボットのつぶやき : Woman: "Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?"
Yogi Berra: "No, ma'am, its not even carbonated."

ボットのつぶやき : Immutability, Three Rules of:
(1) If a tarpaulin can flap, it will.
(2) If a small boy can get dirty, he will.
(3) If a teenager can go out, he will.

ボットのつぶやき : Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so
get used to it.

ボットのつぶやき : I enjoy the time that we spend together.

ボットのつぶやき : I will never lie to you.

ボットのつぶやき : In Pocataligo, Georgia, it is a violation for a woman over 200 pounds
and attired in shorts to pilot or ride in an airplane.

ボットのつぶやき : "I think trash is the most important manifestation of culture we have in my
lifetime."
- Johnny Legend

ボットのつぶやき : It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,
but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
-- Robert Benchley

ボットのつぶやき : War is an equal opportunity destroyer.

ボットのつぶやき : The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.

ボットのつぶやき : If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
-- Woody Allen

ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I eat it."

ボットのつぶやき : "Hawk, we're going to die."
"Never say die... and certainly never say we."
-- M*A*S*H

ボットのつぶやき : Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

ボットのつぶやき : Fairy Tale, n.:
A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.

ボットのつぶやき : Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven;
confess them to man and you will be laughed at.
-- Josh Billings

ボットのつぶやき : There is always one thing to remember: writers are always selling somebody out.
-- Joan Didion, "Slouching Towards Bethlehem"

ボットのつぶやき : Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.

ボットのつぶやき : Don't steal... the IRS hates competition!

ボットのつぶやき : An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
-- Dylan Thomas

ボットのつぶやき : Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is
they charge fifteen cents for them.

ボットのつぶやき : Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies.
-- Charles D'Hericault

ボットのつぶやき : The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader
catch his own breath.
-- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart

ボットのつぶやき : People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.

ボットのつぶやき : Behind every great man, there is a woman -- urging him on.
-- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3

ボットのつぶやき : No one wants war.
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7

ボットのつぶやき : Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.

ボットのつぶやき : The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering.

ボットのつぶやき : Martin was probably ripping them off. That's some family, isn't it?
Incest, prostitution, fanaticism, software.
-- Charles Willeford, "Miami Blues"

ボットのつぶやき : we:
The single most important word in the world.

ボットのつぶやき : Be not anxious about what you have, but about what you are.
-- Pope St. Gregory I

ボットのつぶやき : Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.

ボットのつぶやき : First, I'm going to give you all the ANSWERS to today's test ... So
just plug in your SONY WALKMANS and relax!!

ボットのつぶやき : Warp 7 -- It's a law we can live with.

ボットのつぶやき : "Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea, even
one which cannot be justified on any other grounds."
-- J. Finnegan, USC.

ボッドさん、凄い!!!!!

埋
>>267(ボッド=×)
(ボット=〇)
　　　情けない自分。。。名前を間違えるなんて。。。

ボットのつぶやき : To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.
-- Jack Paar

ボットのつぶやき : God help those who do not help themselves.
-- Wilson Mizner

ボットのつぶやき : I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.

ボットのつぶやき : Youth is the trustee of posterity.

ボットのつぶやき : The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up
in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.

ボットのつぶやき : The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

ボットのつぶやき : Reporter: "How did you like school when you were growing up, Yogi?"
Yogi Berra: "Closed."

ボットのつぶやき : How comes it to pass, then, that we appear such cowards in reasoning,
and are so afraid to stand the test of ridicule?
-- A. Cooper

ボットのつぶやき : "Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern
technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat."

ボットのつぶやき : Bennett's Laws of Horticulture:
(1) Houses are for people to live in.
(2) Gardens are for plants to live in.
(3) There is no such thing as a houseplant.

ボットのつぶやき : over in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting ...

ボットのつぶやき : Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.

ボットのつぶやき : The things that interest people most are usually none of their business.

ボットのつぶやき : IBM:
It may be slow, but it's hard to use.

ボットのつぶやき : Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
-- Woody Allen

ボットのつぶやき : Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.

ボットのつぶやき : Riffle West Virginia is so small that the Boy Scout had to double as the
town drunk.

ボットのつぶやき : He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

ボットのつぶやき : The British are coming! The British are coming!

ボットのつぶやき : like:
When being alive at the same time is a wonderful coincidence.

ボットのつぶやき : You can rent this space for only $5 a week.

ボットのつぶやき : One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
-- Larry Gelbart

ボットのつぶやき : Whoever tells a lie cannot be pure in heart -- and only the pure in heart
can make a good soup.
-- Ludwig Van Beethoven

ボットのつぶやき : The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song --
it's that they know them *___all*.
-- Susan Dooley

ボットのつぶやき : I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos.
-- Albert Einstein, on the randomness of quantum mechanics

ボットのつぶやき : Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proven innocent.
- George Orwell

1000レス以上しているかな？
すばらしい!!www

ボットのつぶやき : To add insult to injury.
-- Phaedrus

ボットのつぶやき : If you are what you eat, does that mean Euell Gibbons really was a nut?

ボットのつぶやき : Why don't you fix your little problem... and light this candle?
-- Alan Shepherd, the first man into space, Gemini program

ボットのつぶやき : Error in operator: add beer

ボットのつぶやき : Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.

ボットのつぶやき : "Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it."
-- Dave Barry

ボットのつぶやき : You are always busy.

ボットのつぶやき : Lo! Men have become the tool of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau

ボットのつぶやき : I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
-- Jay Gould

ボットのつぶやき : Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels.

ボットのつぶやき : We have met the enemy, and he is us.
-- Walt Kelly

ボットのつぶやき : bug, n:
A son of a glitch.

ボットのつぶやき : My parents went to Niagara Falls and all I got was this crummy life.

ボットのつぶやき : Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do.
Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
-- Mark Twain

ボットのつぶやき : Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to
be appointed to do the work.

ボットのつぶやき : Prototype designs always work.
-- Don Vonada

ボットのつぶやき : You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.

ボットのつぶやき : Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do
the work.
-- John G. Pollard

ボットのつぶやき : Success is a journey, not a destination.

ボットのつぶやき : Consultant, n.:
An ordinary man a long way from home.

ボットのつぶやき : Money may buy friendship but money cannot buy love.

ボットのつぶやき : Nothing is ever a total loss; it can always serve as a bad example.

ボットのつぶやき : Consultation, n.:
Medical term meaning "to share the wealth."

ボットのつぶやき : If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old houseboy ...

ボットのつぶやき : Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North
Carolina.

ボットのつぶやき : RHAPSODY in Glue!

ボットのつぶやき : The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around. I
hope I don't get run over again.

ボットのつぶやき : The executioner is, I hear, very expert, and my neck is very slender.
-- Anne Boleyn

ボットのつぶやき : If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.

ボットのつぶやき : It's a brave man who, when things are at their darkest, can kick back and party!
-- Dennis Quaid, "Inner Space"

ボットのつぶやき : President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and
forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.

ボットのつぶやき : The animals are not as stupid as one thinks -- they have neither
doctors nor lawyers.
-- L. Docquier

ボットのつぶやき : Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon.

ボットのつぶやき : If you didn't have most of your friends, you wouldn't have most of
your problems.

ボットのつぶやき : I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West

ボットのつぶやき : Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things
than someone who hasn't.
-- Mark Twain

ボットのつぶやき : The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his
intellectual nakedness.
-- Robert M. Hutchins

ボットのつぶやき : Error in operator: add beer

ボットのつぶやき : I think I am an overnight sensation right now!!

ボットのつぶやき : Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
-- Ann Landers

ボットのつぶやき : The most disagreeable thing that your worst enemy says to your face does
not approach what your best friends say behind your back.
-- Alfred De Musset

ボットのつぶやき : On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the
same moment -- halftime.

ボットのつぶやき : And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm' without knowing
what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. No exceptions.
-- David Jones

ボットのつぶやき : There is no opinion so absurd that some philosopher will not express it.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero, "Ad familiares"

ボットのつぶやき : We are now enjoying total mutual interaction in an imaginary hot tub ...

ボットのつぶやき : Do not underestimate the value of print statements for debugging.

ボットのつぶやき : All warranty and guarantee clauses become null and void upon payment of invoice.

ボットのつぶやき : Corruption is not the #1 priority of the Police Commissioner. His job
is to enforce the law and fight crime.
-- P.B.A. President E. J. Kiernan

ボットのつぶやき : This is your fortune.

ボットのつぶやき : Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else -- unless it
is an enemy.
-- Albert Einstein

ボットのつぶやき : O give me a home,
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word,
'Cause what can an antelope say?

ボットのつぶやき : Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.
-- Daniel J. Boorstin

ボットのつぶやき : boy, n:
A noise with dirt on it.

ボットのつぶやき : I dote on his very absence.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

ボットのつぶやき : Watch your mouth, kid, or you'll find yourself floating home.
-- Han Solo

ボットのつぶやき : WYSIWYG:
What You See Is What You Get.

ボットのつぶやき : Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young.
-- Augustus Caesar

ボットのつぶやき : Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".
-- Shakespeare

ボットのつぶやき : Those who claim the dead never return to life haven't ever been around
here at quitting time.

ボットのつぶやき : With all the fancy scientists in the world, why can't they just once
build a nuclear balm?

ボットのつぶやき : When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before
the white men came, an Indian said simply "Ours."
-- Vine Deloria, Jr.

ボットのつぶやき : If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial I/O ports.

ボットのつぶやき : Dibble's First Law of Sociology:
Some do, some don't.

ボットのつぶやき : Confidence is simply that quiet, assured feeling you have before you
fall flat on your face.
-- Dr. L. Binder

ボットのつぶやき : I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!

ボットのつぶやき : "You can't get very far in this world without your dossier being there first."
-- Arthur Miller

ボットのつぶやき : There are twenty-five people left in the world, and twenty-seven of
them are hamburgers.
-- Ed Sanders

ボットのつぶやき : A possum must be himself, and being himself he is honest.
-- Walt Kelly

ボットのつぶやき : A farm in the country side had several turkeys, it was known as the
house of seven gobbles.

ボットのつぶやき : If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?
-- Marvin Kitman

ボットのつぶやき : BARBARA STANWYCK makes me nervous!!

ボットのつぶやき : drug, n:
A substance that, injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper.

ボットのつぶやき : While most peoples' opinions change, the conviction of their
correctness never does.

ボットのつぶやき : Their idea of an offer you can't refuse is an offer... and you'd better
not refuse.

ボットのつぶやき : I feel sorry for your brain... all alone in that great big head...

ボットのつぶやき : It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding
a sickness you like.
-- Jackie Mason

ボットのつぶやき : Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.

ボットのつぶやき : Above all things, reverence yourself.

ボットのつぶやき : Data, n.:
Computerspeak for "information". Properly pronounced
the way Bostonians pronounce the word for a female child.

ボットのつぶやき : critic, n.:
A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries
to please him.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

ボットのつぶやき : linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste
([email protected] put this on Tshirts in '93)

ボットのつぶやき : Beauty:
What's in your eye when you have a bee in your hand.

ボットのつぶやき : "Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon."

ボットのつぶやき : The price of seeking to force our beliefs on others is that someday
they might force their beliefs on us.
-- Mario Cuomo

ボットのつぶやき : The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to
the left.

ボットのつぶやき : Humor in the Court:
Q: Could you see him from where you were standing?
A: I could see his head.
Q: And where was his head?
A: Just above his shoulders.

ボットのつぶやき : EARTH
smog | bricks
AIR -- mud -- FIRE
soda water | tequila
WATER

ボットのつぶやき : In the land of the dark the Ship of the
Sun is driven by the Grateful Dead.
-- Egyptian Book of the Dead

ボットのつぶやき : You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice,
bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.
-- Aristophanes

ボットのつぶやき : In less than a century, computers will be making substantial progress on
... the overriding problem of war and peace.
-- James Slagle

ボットのつぶやき : Most people's favorite way to end a game is by winning.

ボットのつぶやき : I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.
-- Butch Cassidy

ボットのつぶやき : I'm sitting on my SPEED QUEEN ... To me, it's ENJOYABLE ... I'm WARM
... I'm VIBRATORY ...

ボットのつぶやき : Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.

ボットのつぶやき : Your computer account is overdrawn. Please reauthorize.

ボットのつぶやき : A woman should have compassion.
-- Kirk, "Catspaw", stardate 3018.2

ボットのつぶやき : Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.
-- Gandhi

ボットのつぶやき : Don't vote -- it only encourages them!

ボットのつぶやき : 186,000 Miles per Second. It's not just a good idea. IT'S THE LAW.

ボットのつぶやき : Q: What is purple and concord the world?
A: Alexander the Grape.

ボットのつぶやき : Is knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know that?

ボットのつぶやき : All things that are, are with more spirit chased than enjoyed.
-- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice"

ボットのつぶやき : Love is the process of my leading you gently back to yourself.
-- Saint Exupery

ボットのつぶやき : Dungeons and Dragons is just a lot of Saxon Violence.

ボットのつぶやき : Hickory Dickory Dock,
The mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The others escaped with minor injuries.

ボットのつぶやき : Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.

ボットのつぶやき : Nice guys get sick.

ボットのつぶやき : Humanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to be
lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition.
- Isaac Asimov

ボットのつぶやき : Walk softly and carry a big stick.
-- Theodore Roosevelt

ボットのつぶやき : Most people's favorite way to end a game is by winning.

ボットのつぶやき : Envy, n.:
Wishing you'd been born with an unfair advantage,
instead of having to try and acquire one.

ボットのつぶやき : Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to
exciting Camden, New Jersey.

ボットのつぶやき : Youth is the trustee of posterity.

ボットのつぶやき : Why are you so hard to ignore?

ボットのつぶやき : Suggest you just sit there and wait till life gets easier.

ボットのつぶやき : Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?

ボットのつぶやき : Necessity is a mother.

ボットのつぶやき : Don't steal... the IRS hates competition!

ボットのつぶやき : An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or
one-and-a-half truths.
-- Karl Kraus

ボットのつぶやき : To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize
the competent.

ボットのつぶやき : I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

ボットのつぶやき : "Seed me, Seymour"
-- a random number generator meets the big green mother from outer space

ボットのつぶやき : How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work?

ボットのつぶやき : Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A: A doberman.

ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
If you're looking for trouble, I can offer you a wide selection.

ボットのつぶやき : You can write a small letter to Grandma in the filename.
-- Forbes Burkowski, CS, University of Washington

ボットのつぶやき : No one so thoroughly appreciates the value of constructive criticism as the
one who's giving it.
-- Hal Chadwick

ボットのつぶやき : Is this an out-take from the "BRADY BUNCH"?

ボットのつぶやき : In these matters the only certainty is that there is nothing certain.
-- Pliny the Elder

ボットのつぶやき : Dealing with failure is easy:
Work hard to improve.
Success is also easy to handle:
You've solved the wrong problem.
Work hard to improve.

ボットのつぶやき : Is this an out-take from the "BRADY BUNCH"?

ボットのつぶやき : It wasn't that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly. It was more like
the rose and the teeth were in the same glass.

ボットのつぶやき : Timing must be perfect now. Two-timing must be better than perfect.

ボットのつぶやき : "... And remember: if you don't like the news, go out and make some of
your own."
-- "Scoop" Nisker, KFOG radio reporter Preposterous Words

ボットのつぶやき : "You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive."
-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in Scarlet"

ボットのつぶやき : It's OBVIOUS ... The FURS never reached ISTANBUL ... You were an EXTRA
in the REMAKE of "TOPKAPI" ... Go home to your WIFE ... She's making
FRENCH TOAST!

ボットのつぶやき : /* Halley */

(Halley's comment.)

ボットのつぶやき : A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions
that make it fail.
-- Jerry Ogdin

ボットのつぶやき : "The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with a dead
girl or a live boy."
-- Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards

ボットのつぶやき : Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food.

ボットのつぶやき : When we talk of tomorrow, the gods laugh.

ボットのつぶやき : Art is Nature speeded up and God slowed down.
-- Chazal

ボットのつぶやき : Work smarter, not harder, and be careful of your speling.

ボットのつぶやき : Every love's the love before
In a duller dress.
-- Dorothy Parker, "Summary"

ボットのつぶやき : Dealing with failure is easy:
Work hard to improve.
Success is also easy to handle:
You've solved the wrong problem.
Work hard to improve.

ボットのつぶやき : Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon.

ボットのつぶやき : Confirmed bachelor:
A man who goes through life without a hitch.

ボットのつぶやき : Ever feel like you're the head pin on life's bowling alley, and everyone's
rolling strikes?

うめ」

ごめんageしちゃった.
埋

ボットのつぶやき : Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

ボットのつぶやき : "The greatest warriors are the ones who fight for peace."
-- Holly Near

ボットのつぶやき : A squeegee by any other name wouldn't sound as funny.

ボットのつぶやき : Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find
there is nothing in it.
-- James Huneker

ボットのつぶやき : The little town that time forgot,
Where all the women are strong,
The men are good-looking,
And the children above-average.
-- Prairie Home Companion

ボットのつぶやき : An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

ボットのつぶやき : I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
-- Arturo Toscanini

ボットのつぶやき : Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know that he is.
-- Jean Anouilh, "The Lark"

ボットのつぶやき : Remember the... the... uhh.....

ボットのつぶやき : But Officer, I stopped for the last one, and it was green!

ボットのつぶやき : I'm totally DESPONDENT over the LIBYAN situation and the price of CHICKEN ...

ボットのつぶやき : "The first rule of magic is simple. Don't waste your time waving your
hands and hoping when a rock or a club will do."
-- McCloctnik the Lucid

ボットのつぶやき : The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.

ボットのつぶやき : Who's scruffy-looking?
-- Han Solo

ボットのつぶやき : A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-- Yogi Berra

ボットのつぶやき : Humans do claim a great deal for that particular emotion (love).
-- Spock, "The Lights of Zetar", stardate 5725.6

ボットのつぶやき : If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.

ボットのつぶやき : When we talk of tomorrow, the gods laugh.

ボットのつぶやき : Use a pun, go to jail.

ボットのつぶやき : Man who arrives at party two hours late will find he has been beaten
to the punch.

ボットのつぶやき : if (argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1], "-advice") == 0) {
printf("Don't Panic!\n");
exit(42);
}
(Arnold Robbins in the LJ of February '95, describing RCS)

ボットのつぶやき : I drink to make other people interesting.
-- George Jean Nathan

ボットのつぶやき : You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.

ボットのつぶやき : History repeats itself. That's one thing wrong with history.

ボットのつぶやき : If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"I'll listen to reason when it comes out on CD."

ボットのつぶやき : Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up
the pillow was gone.
-- Tommy Cooper

ボットのつぶやき : A pound of salt will not sweeten a single cup of tea.

ボットのつぶやき : The best things in life are for a fee.

ボットのつぶやき : When the wind is great, bow before it;
when the wind is heavy, yield to it.

ボットのつぶやき : Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.

ボットのつぶやき : Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force.
-- Amanda, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.3

ボットのつぶやき : You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads
lead down.
-- Stanislaw Lem, "The Cyberiad"

ボットのつぶやき : lighthouse, n.:
A tall building on the seashore in which the government
maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.

ボットのつぶやき : Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it.
-- Harry Secombe's diet

ボットのつぶやき : Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

ボットのつぶやき : Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.

ボットのつぶやき : Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste.
(By [email protected], Mark Komarinski)

ボットのつぶやき : To any truly impartial person, it would be obvious that I am always right.

ボットのつぶやき : Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when
you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
A: A howdah duty.

ボットのつぶやき : Bedfellows make strange politicians.

ボットのつぶやき : Novinson's Revolutionary Discovery:
When comes the revolution, things will be different --
not better, just different.

ボットのつぶやき : Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

ボットのつぶやき : Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

ボットのつぶやき : Your own mileage may vary.

ボットのつぶやき : The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Book review by Ambrose Bierce.

ボットのつぶやき : There are new messages.

ボットのつぶやき : Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters
needs pounding.

ボットのつぶやき : I have not yet begun to byte!

ボットのつぶやき : The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to
cringe.

ボットのつぶやき : UH-OH!! I put on "GREAT HEAD-ON TRAIN COLLISIONS of the 50's" by
mistake!!!

ボットのつぶやき : Many hands make light work.
-- John Heywood

ボットのつぶやき : If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use
in reading it at all.
-- Oscar Wilde

ボットのつぶやき : Your supervisor is thinking about you.

ボットのつぶやき : Don't tell me what you dreamed last night for I've been reading Freud.

ボットのつぶやき : She asked me, "What's your sign?"
I blinked and answered "Neon,"
I thought I'd blow her mind...

ボットのつぶやき : May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a
Thousand Caramels.

ボットのつぶやき : Love is not enough, but it sure helps.

ボットのつぶやき : For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
-- Alexander Pope

ボットのつぶやき : Krogt, n. (chemical symbol: Kr):
The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

ボットのつぶやき : All right, you degenerates! I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds!

ボットのつぶやき : Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
-- motto of the Christopher Society

ボットのつぶやき : Wilcox's Law:
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

ボットのつぶやき : "Never give in. Never give in. Never. Never. Never."
-- Winston Churchill

ボットのつぶやき : For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
-- Harrison

ボットのつぶやき : It is not enough to have great qualities, we should also have the
management of them.
-- La Rochefoucauld

ボットのつぶやき : Intuition, however illogical, is recognized as a command prerogative.
-- Kirk, "Obsession", stardate 3620.7

ボットのつぶやき : Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.

ボットのつぶやき : The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.

ボットのつぶやき : Ignore previous fortune.

ボットのつぶやき : You are in the hall of the mountain king.

ボットのつぶやき : The Phone Booth Rule:
A lone dime always gets the number nearly right.

ボットのつぶやき : Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?

ボットのつぶやき : The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can.
-- Albertano of Brescia

ボットのつぶやき : As of next Tuesday, C will be flushed in favor of COBOL.
Please update your programs.

ボットのつぶやき : Please help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it.

ボットのつぶやき : As for the women, though we scorn and flout 'em,
We may live with, but cannot live without 'em.
-- Frederic Reynolds

ボットのつぶやき : Courage is grace under pressure.

ボットのつぶやき : To err is human, but when the eraser wears out before the pencil,
you're overdoing it a little.

ボットのつぶやき : If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?

ボットのつぶやき : There is no security on this earth. There is only opportunity.
-- General Douglas MacArthur

ボットのつぶやき : Suicide is simply a case of mistaken identity.

ボットのつぶやき : "Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is to a
cockatoo."
-- George Bernard Shaw

ボットのつぶやき : From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.

ボットのつぶやき : First study the enemy. Seek weakness.
-- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2

ボットのつぶやき : Lizzie Borden took an axe,
And plunged it deep into the VAX;
Don't you envy people who
Do all the things ___YOU want to do?

ボットのつぶやき : If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

ボットのつぶやき : Learning without thought is labor lost;
thought without learning is perilous.
-- Confucius

ボットのつぶやき : You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.

ボットのつぶやき : Life -- Love It or Leave It.

ボットのつぶやき : Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it?
That way, you will owe me ten, and I'll owe you ten, and we'll be even!

ボットのつぶやき : Sometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!!

ボットのつぶやき : How come we never talk anymore?

ボットのつぶやき : All right, you degenerates! I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds!

ボットのつぶやき : Ah, but a man's grasp should exceed his reach,
Or what's a heaven for ?
-- Robert Browning, "Andrea del Sarto"

ボットのつぶやき : Would it help if I got out and pushed?
-- Princess Leia Organa

ume

ボットのつぶやき : Kennedy's Market Theorem:
Given enough inside information and unlimited credit,
you've got to go broke.

ボットのつぶやき : The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
-- Alfred Adler

ボットのつぶやき : The surest protection against temptation is cowardice.
-- Mark Twain

ボットのつぶやき : It's clever, but is it art?

ボットのつぶやき : I put aside my copy of "BOWLING WORLD" and think about GUN CONTROL
legislation...

ボットのつぶやき : Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
-- W.C. Fields

ボットのつぶやき : Angels we have heard on High
Tell us to go out and Buy.
-- Tom Lehrer

ボットのつぶやき : Sic Transit Gloria Thursdi.

ボットのつぶやき : Quod erat demonstrandum.
[Thus it is proven. For those who wondered WTF QED means.]

ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
I'm not a nerd -- I'm "socially challenged".

ボットのつぶやき : There's nothing very mysterious about you, except that
nobody really knows your origin, purpose, or destination.

ボットのつぶやき : e-credibility: the non-guaranteeable likelihood that the electronic data
you're seeing is genuine rather than somebody's made-up crap.
- Karl Lehenbauer

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ボットのつぶやき : transfer, n.:
A promotion you receive on the condition that you leave town.

ボットのつぶやき : God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.

ボットのつぶやき : This screen intentionally left blank.

オモシロイ

埋め立てボットッテナニ？

埋め立てボットッテナニ？

埋め立てボットってなに？
お願い教えて！

ボットのつぶやき : Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

教えてくれないの？
へぇ〜･･･　そうなんだ！
だったら呪うみんなを呪う､､､

ボットのつぶやき : It is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it
now and then.
-- Richard Armour

ボットのつぶやき : Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.

ボットのつぶやき : Getting into trouble is easy.
-- D. Winkel and F. Prosser

ボットのつぶやき : [It is] best to confuse only one issue at a time.
-- K&R

ボットのつぶやき : America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one
dollar, and use it up in two weeks.

ボットのつぶやき : Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

ボットのつぶやき : HAIR TONICS, please!!

埋め立てポット=日本語理解できないただのクズ
クズ=まんこ
まんこ=sexしたぃぃ！!!...,.,.,.,.,.. . .,.,.,.,.,.

ボットのつぶやき : The disks are getting full; purge a file today.

ボットのつぶやき : And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm' without knowing
what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. No exceptions.
-- David Jones

ボットのつぶやき : If you stick your head in the sand, one thing is for sure, you're gonna
get your rear kicked.

ボットのつぶやき : Superstition, idolatry, and hypocrisy have ample wages, but truth goes
a-begging.
-- Martin Luther

ボットのつぶやき : I hate dying.
-- Dave Johnson

ボットのつぶやき : Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.

ボットのつぶやき : Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think
about sex at all... they become lawyers.
-- Woody Allen

ボットのつぶやき : "We can't schedule an orgy, it might be construed as fighting"
--Stanley Sutton

ボットのつぶやき : The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?

ボットのつぶやき : Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.
-- Balfour

ボットのつぶやき : Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
-- Oscar Levant

ボットのつぶやき : Where's SANDY DUNCAN?

ボットのつぶやき : "No job too big; no fee too big!"
-- Dr. Peter Venkman, "Ghost-busters"

ボットのつぶやき : Boy, am I glad it's only 1971...

ボットのつぶやき : perfect guest:
One who makes his host feel at home.

ボットのつぶやき : You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.

ボットのつぶやき : Van Roy's Law:
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

ボットのつぶやき : "I shall expect a chemical cure for psychopathic behavior by 10 A.M. tomorrow,
or I'll have your guts for spaghetti."
-- a comic panel by Cotham

ボットのつぶやき : Most people's favorite way to end a game is by winning.

ボットのつぶやき : Mencken and Nathan's Fifteenth Law of The Average American:
The worst actress in the company is always the manager's wife.

ボットのつぶやき : You have acquired a scroll entitled 'irk gleknow mizk'(n).--More--

This is an IBM Manual scroll.--More--

You are permanently confused.
-- Dave Decot

ボットのつぶやき : -- Owen Meredith

ボットのつぶやき : Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced -- even a proverb is no proverb
to you till your life has illustrated it. -- John Keats

ボットのつぶやき : "Mind if I smoke?"
"I don't care if you burst into flames and die!"

ボットのつぶやき : Life is wasted on the living.
-- The Restaurant at the Edge of the Universe.

ボットのつぶやき : Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.
-- Shakespeare

ボットのつぶやき : A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.

ボットのつぶやき : Isn't this my STOP?!

ボットのつぶやき : You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.

ボットのつぶやき : Bus error -- please leave by the rear door.

ボットのつぶやき : Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them how to look like you ...
-- Gilda Radner

ボットのつぶやき : God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as
we speak.
-- Arab proverb

ボットのつぶやき : Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at
which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
-- Quentin Crisp

ボットのつぶやき : You will be dead within a year.

ボットのつぶやき : BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot ...

ボットのつぶやき : Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.

ボットのつぶやき : Let's do it.
-- Gary Gilmore, to his firing squad

ボットのつぶやき : God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.

ボットのつぶやき : Do people know you have freckles everywhere?

ボットのつぶやき : As he had feared, his orders had been forgotten and everyone had brought
the potato salad.

ボットのつぶやき : You are here:
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But you're not all there.

ボットのつぶやき : It is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it
now and then.
-- Richard Armour

ボットのつぶやき : He knows not how to know who knows not also how to unknow.
-- Sir Richard Burton

ボットのつぶやき : "Life is too important to take seriously."
-- Corky Siegel

ボットのつぶやき : Man is the measure of all things.
-- Protagoras

ボットのつぶやき : "What a wonder is USENET; such wholesale production of conjecture from
such a trifling investment in fact."
-- Carl S. Gutekunst

ボットのつぶやき : What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!

ボットのつぶやき : BLISS is ignorance.

ボットのつぶやき : Whistler's mother is off her rocker.

ボットのつぶやき : I have that old biological urge,
I have that old irresistible surge,
I'm hungry.

ボットのつぶやき : Hello. I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan females!!

ボットのつぶやき : Who does not love wine, women, and song,
Remains a fool his whole life long.
-- Johann Heinrich Voss

ボットのつぶやき : Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing.
-- James Thurber

ボットのつぶやき : A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

ボットのつぶやき : If I had any humility I would be perfect.
-- Ted Turner

ボットのつぶやき : To be who one is, is not to be someone else.

ボットのつぶやき : The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision -- it
*pleasurably* reaffirms your Jewishness.
-- Mel Brooks

ボットのつぶやき : You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.

ボットのつぶやき : What kind of sordid business are you on now? I mean, man, whither
goest thou? Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?
-- Jack Kerouac

ボットのつぶやき : "When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical."
-- Jon Carroll

ボットのつぶやき : Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws
of nature!
-- G.B. Shaw

ボットのつぶやき : Decision maker, n.:
The person in your office who was unable to form a task force
before the music stopped.

ボットのつぶやき : Backed up the system lately?

ボットのつぶやき : The American Dental Association announced today that most plaque tends
to form on teeth around 4:00 PM in the afternoon.

Film at 11:00.

ボットのつぶやき : Hors d'oeuvres -- a ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
-- Jack Benny

ボットのつぶやき : How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??

ボットのつぶやき : A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call
what he writes fiction.
-- William Faulkner

ボットのつぶやき : economist, n:
Someone who's good with figures, but doesn't have enough
personality to become an accountant.

ボットのつぶやき : The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!!

ボットのつぶやき : genlock, n.:
Why he stays in the bottle.

ボットのつぶやき : Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
-- Tallulah Bankhead

ボットのつぶやき : Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.
-- Irene Peter

ボットのつぶやき : The thrill is here, but it won't last long
You'd better have your fun before it moves along...

ボットのつぶやき : If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.

ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"Everything I am today I owe to people, whom it is now
to late to punish."

ボットのつぶやき : We are all born mad. Some remain so.
-- Samuel Beckett

ボットのつぶやき : Did I say 2? I lied.

ボットのつぶやき : When the cup is full, carry it level.

ボットのつぶやき : The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen
in the image of Englishmen.
-- Winston Churchill, 1942

ボットのつぶやき : People say I live in my own little fantasy world... well, at least they
*know* me there!
-- D.L. Roth

ボットのつぶやき : Simulations are like miniskirts, they show a lot and hide the essentials.
-- Hubert Kirrman

ボットのつぶやき : You can't mend a wristwatch while falling from an airplane.

ボットのつぶやき : "The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and
has gills through which it can see."
-- Monty Python

ボットのつぶやき : The more they over-think the plumbing the easier it is to stop up the drain.

ボットのつぶやき : "The student in question is performing minimally for his peer group and
is an emerging underachiever."

ボットのつぶやき : Be careful how you get yourself involved with persons or situations that
can't bear inspection.

ボットのつぶやき : You cannot have a science without measurement.
-- R. W. Hamming

ボットのつぶやき : God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to
receive it.
-- Austin O'Malley

ボットのつぶやき : Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking?

ボットのつぶやき : Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture
on a rock.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981

ボットのつぶやき : Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
-- Elbert Hubbard

ボットのつぶやき : The Law of the Letter:
The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the envelope.

ボットのつぶやき : Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.

Space is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen to you.

ボットのつぶやき : Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep,
If I should die before I wake,
I'll cry in anguish, "Mistake!! Mistake!!"

ボットのつぶやき : Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families.

ボットのつぶやき : Sacher's Observation:
Some people grow with responsibility -- others merely swell.

ボットのつぶやき : Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks."

ボットのつぶやき : Hindsight is always 20:20.
-- Billy Wilder

ボットのつぶやき : The important thing is not to stop questioning.

ボットのつぶやき : Life is the living you do, Death is the living you don't do.
-- Joseph Pintauro

ボットのつぶやき : "Help Mr. Wizard!"
-- Tennessee Tuxedo

ボットのつぶやき : Yow! I just went below the poverty line!

ボットのつぶやき : It was all so different before everything changed.

ボットのつぶやき : Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.

ボットのつぶやき : The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably
not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.
-- H.L. Mencken

ボットのつぶやき : Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other
forms that have been tried from time to time.
-- Winston Churchill

ボットのつぶやき : Don't change the reason, just change the excuses!
-- Joe Cointment

ボットのつぶやき : "From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere."
-- Dr. Seuss

ボットのつぶやき : Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.

ボットのつぶやき : Kramer's Law:
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.

ボットのつぶやき : Blessed be those who initiate lively discussions with the hopelessly mute,
for they shall be known as Dentists.

ボットのつぶやき : Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice... moderation in the pursuit
of justice is no virtue.
-- Barry Goldwater

ボットのつぶやき : Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one.
Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.
-- Lazarus Long

ボットのつぶやき : Either CONFESS now or we go to "PEOPLE'S COURT"!!

ボットのつぶやき : As of next Tuesday, C will be flushed in favor of COBOL.
Please update your programs.

ボットのつぶやき : I allow the world to live as it chooses, and I allow myself to live as I
choose.

ボットのつぶやき : One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind.

ボットのつぶやき : The IBM purchase of ROLM gives new meaning to the term "twisted pair".
-- Howard Anderson, "Yankee Group"

ボットのつぶやき : It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright

ボットのつぶやき : Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them
seemed to come from Texas.
-- Ian Fleming, "Casino Royale"

ボットのつぶやき : Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket Bibles which are on very
very thin paper.

ボットのつぶやき : You can get *anywhere* in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.

ボットのつぶやき : It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course,
you are an exceptionally good liar.
-- Jerome K. Jerome

ボットのつぶやき : To the systems programmer, users and applications serve only to provide a
test load.

ボットのつぶやき : I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to
thank everyone for making this night necessary.
-- Yogi Berra at a dinner in his honor

ボットのつぶやき : Green's Law of Debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

ボットのつぶやき : The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands
what will sell.
-- Confucius

ボットのつぶやき : Whatever occurs from love is always beyond good and evil.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

ボットのつぶやき : If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.

ボットのつぶやき : Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.

ボットのつぶやき : No guts, no glory.

ボットのつぶやき : "Life is too important to take seriously."
-- Corky Siegel

ボットのつぶやき : Do what you can to prolong your life, in the hope that someday you'll
learn what it's for.

ボットのつぶやき : Houdini escaping from New Jersey!

Film at eleven.

ボットのつぶやき : Leibowitz's Rule:
When hammering a nail, you will never hit your
finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.

ボットのつぶやき : Yow! I'm having a quadrophonic sensation of two winos alone in a steel mill!

ボットのつぶやき : "I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob.
That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood."
-- Daffy Duck, Looney Tunes, _Robin Hood Daffy_

ボットのつぶやき : checkuary, n:
The thirteenth month of the year. Begins New Year's Day and ends
when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks.

ボットのつぶやき : A good name lost is seldom regained. When character is gone,
all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.
-- J. Hawes

ボットのつぶやき : New systems generate new problems.

ボットのつぶやき : Computer programmers do it byte by byte.

ボットのつぶやき : In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.

ボットのつぶやき : "You can't get very far in this world without your dossier being there first."
-- Arthur Miller

ボットのつぶやき : Oh, I get it!! "The BEACH goes on", huh, SONNY??

ボットのつぶやき : He asked me if I knew what time it was -- I said yes, but not right now.
-- Steven Wright

ボットのつぶやき : You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

ボットのつぶやき : If your bread is stale, make toast.

ボットのつぶやき : You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.

ボットのつぶやき : Real computer scientists don't comment their code. The identifiers are
so long they can't afford the disk space.

ボットのつぶやき : knowledge, n.:
Things you believe.

ボットのつぶやき : As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.
-- Shakespeare, "King Lear"

ボットのつぶやき : Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
-- Albert Schweitzer

ボットのつぶやき : That's no moon...
-- Obi-wan Kenobi

ボットのつぶやき : Taxes are going up so fast, the government is likely to price itself
out of the market.

ボットのつぶやき : I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!!

ボットのつぶやき : Something unpleasant is coming when men are anxious to tell the truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

ボットのつぶやき : Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have
nothing whatever to do with it.
-- W. Somerset Maughm, his last words

ボットのつぶやき : There are always alternatives.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3

ボットのつぶやき : Imagination is more important than knowledge.
-- Albert Einstein

ボットのつぶやき : Are we not men?

ボットのつぶやき : Don't sweat it -- it's only ones and zeros.
-- P. Skelly

ボットのつぶやき : You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi

ボットのつぶやき : Behind every great computer sits a skinny little geek.

ボットのつぶやき : There is Jackson standing like a stone wall. Let us determine to die,
and we will conquer. Follow me.
-- General Barnard E. Bee (CSA)

ボットのつぶやき : The story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been
changed to protect the innocent.

ボットのつぶやき : Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.

ボットのつぶやき : Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you ... I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET
ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE ... I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS ...

ボットのつぶやき : If the grass is greener on other side of fence, consider what may be
fertilizing it.

ボットのつぶやき : Self Test for Paranoia:
You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's
your own fault.

ボットのつぶやき : Time-sharing is the junk-mail part of the computer business.
-- H.R.J. Grosch (attributed)

ボットのつぶやき : Wow! Look!! A stray meatball!! Let's interview it!

ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
How can I miss you if you won't go away?

ボットのつぶやき : aquadextrous, adj.:
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off
with your toes.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

ボットのつぶやき : If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.

ボットのつぶやき : An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
-- Albert Camus

ボットのつぶやき : "By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began
to suspect "Hungry."
-- a Larson cartoon

ボットのつぶやき : "Necessity is the mother of invention" is a silly proverb. "Necessity
is the mother of futile dodges" is much nearer the truth.
-- Alfred North Whitehead

ボットのつぶやき : You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.

ボットのつぶやき : Time washes clean
Love's wounds unseen.
That's what someone told me;
But I don't know what it means.
-- Linda Ronstadt, "Long Long Time"

ボットのつぶやき : America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
-- Allen Ginsberg

ボットのつぶやき : Lisp Users:
Due to the holiday next Monday, there will be no garbage collection.

ボットのつぶやき : A musician, an artist, an architect:
the man or woman who is not one of these is not a Christian.
-- William Blake

ボットのつぶやき : I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.

ボットのつぶやき : My father, a good man, told me, "Never lose your ignorance; you cannot
replace it."
-- Erich Maria Remarque

ボットのつぶやき : As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's
so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
-- Woody Allen

ボットのつぶやき : The best thing that comes out of Iowa is I-80.

ボットのつぶやき : new, adj.:
Different color from previous model.

ボットのつぶやき : April 1

This is the day upon which we are reminged of what we are on the other three
hundred and sixty-four.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'"

ボットのつぶやき : It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.

ボットのつぶやき : Recursion is the root of computation since it trades description for time.

ボットのつぶやき : You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.

ボットのつぶやき : Croll's Query:
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?

ボットのつぶやき : Robot, n.:
University administrator.

ボットのつぶやき : A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
-- Alan Perlis

ボットのつぶやき : There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening
with an insurance salesman?
-- Woody Allen

ボットのつぶやき : The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.
-- John Muir

ボットのつぶやき : Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.
-- Dorothy Parker

ボットのつぶやき : Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

ボットのつぶやき : Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.

ボットのつぶやき : Hmmm ... A hash-singer and a cross-eyed guy were SLEEPING on a deserted
island, when ...

ボットのつぶやき : Kirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack.

ボットのつぶやき : Bugs, pl. n.:
Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls.

ボットのつぶやき : Beware the one behind you.

ボットのつぶやき : We all live in a state of ambitious poverty.
-- Decimus Junius Juvenalis

ボットのつぶやき : All life evolves by the differential survival of replicating entities.
-- Dawkins

ボットのつぶやき : We are what we are.

ボットのつぶやき : Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics,
because the stakes are so low.
-- Wallace Sayre

ボットのつぶやき : We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can't agree on
when it's necessary to compromise.
-- Larry Wall

ボットのつぶやき : Baby On Board.

ボットのつぶやき : I have a terrible headache, I was putting on toilet water and the lid fell.

ボットのつぶやき : Somehow, the world always affects you more than you affect it.

ボットのつぶやき : Whom the mad would destroy, first they make Gods.
-- Bernard Levin

ボットのつぶやき : FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #21
A: Dr. Livingston I. Presume.
Q: What's Dr. Presume's full name?

ボットのつぶやき : Message from Our Sponsor on ttyTV at 13:58 ...

ボットのつぶやき : Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must
have somebody to divide it with.
-- Mark Twain

ボットのつぶやき : Given sufficient time, what you put off doing today will get done by itself.

ボットのつぶやき : Accordion, n.:
A bagpipe with pleats.

ボットのつぶやき : If a man had a child who'd gone anti-social, killed perhaps, he'd still
tend to protect that child.
-- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3

ボットのつぶやき : Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately,
it can still be changed today.

ボットのつぶやき : Semper Fi, dude.

ボットのつぶやき : Excessive login or logout messages are a sure sign of senility.

ボットのつぶやき : Moore's Constant:
Everybody sets out to do something, and everybody
does something, but no one does what he sets out to do.

ボットのつぶやき : Truth is free, but information costs.

ボットのつぶやき : Office Automation:
The use of computers to improve efficiency in the office
by removing anyone you would want to talk with over coffee.

ボットのつぶやき : Let the machine do the dirty work.
-- "Elements of Programming Style", Kernighan and Ritchie

ボットのつぶやき : "Any excuse will serve a tyrant."
-- Aesop

ボットのつぶやき : Sign my PETITION.

ボットのつぶやき : Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?

ボットのつぶやき : A grammarian's life is always in tense.

ボットのつぶやき : "The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, `What does
woman want?'"
-- Sigmund Freud

ボットのつぶやき : You will not be elected to public office this year.

ボットのつぶやき : Fools rush in -- and get the best seats in the house.

ボットのつぶやき : The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
-- Clifton Fadiman

ボットのつぶやき : Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

ボットのつぶやき : Serenity through viciousness.

ボットのつぶやき : ROMEO: Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.
MERCUTIO: No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide
as a church-door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.

ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"The elder gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

ボットのつぶやき : ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO
MONTALBAN'S HAIR!

ボットのつぶやき : wolf, n.:
A man who knows all the ankles.

ボットのつぶやき : Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a
just man is also a prison.
-- Henry David Thoreau

ボットのつぶやき : Absurdity, n.:
A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

ボットのつぶやき : Do you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat??

ボットのつぶやき : If you can survive death, you can probably survive anything.

ボットのつぶやき : "We have the right to survive!"
"Not by killing others."
-- Deela and Kirk, "Wink of An Eye", stardate 5710.5

ボットのつぶやき : We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once.
-- Calvin Coolidge

ボットのつぶやき : An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.

ボットのつぶやき : They finally got King Midas, I hear. Gild by association.

ボットのつぶやき : It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

ボットのつぶやき : Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.
-- Walt Kelly, "Potluck Pogo"

ボットのつぶやき : "It ain't so much the things we don't know that get us in trouble. It's the
things we know that ain't so."
-- Artemus Ward aka Charles Farrar Brown

ボットのつぶやき : To the systems programmer, users and applications serve only to provide a
test load.

ボットのつぶやき : I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?

ボットのつぶやき : Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books.
-- Folk saying

ボットのつぶやき : I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in '81 ...

ボットのつぶやき : One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.

ボットのつぶやき : "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
- Bert Lantz

ボットのつぶやき : Chocolate chip.

ボットのつぶやき : God instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains and contradictions.
-- De Caussade

ボットのつぶやき : "Were there no women, men might live like gods."
-- Thomas Dekker

ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned."

ボットのつぶやき : I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while
reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!

ボットのつぶやき : Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little
more time for dreaming.
-- J. P. McEvoy

ボットのつぶやき : You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.

ボットのつぶやき : P-K4

ボットのつぶやき : Without adventure, civilization is in full decay.
-- Alfred North Whitehead

ボットのつぶやき : O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for Thou knowest we will
never change our minds.

ボットのつぶやき : I don't wanna argue, and I don't wanna fight,
But there will definitely be a party tonight...

ボットのつぶやき : How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?

ボットのつぶやき : The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible
enough to give none.

ボットのつぶやき : How can you work when the system's so crowded?

ボットのつぶやき : Use the Force, Luke.

ボットのつぶやき : If people drank ink instead of Schlitz, they'd be better off.
-- Edward E. Hippensteel

[What brand of ink? Ed.]

ボットのつぶやき : What PROGRAM are they watching?

ボットのつぶやき : Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
-- Aleister Crowley

ボットのつぶやき : There's no such thing as a free lunch.
-- Milton Friendman

ボットのつぶやき : The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up
in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.

ボットのつぶやき : I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!

ボットのつぶやき : Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.
- Ellyn Mustard

ボットのつぶやき : Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people
and the rest of us.

ボットのつぶやき : It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have
been searching for evidence which could support this.
-- Bertrand Russell

ボットのつぶやき : untold wealth, n.:
What you left out on April 15th.

ボットのつぶやき : Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing two fingers.
-- Tom Lehrer

ボットのつぶやき : Acceptance testing:
An unsuccessful attempt to find bugs.

ボットのつぶやき : We read to say that we have read.

ボットのつぶやき : Ma Bell is a mean mother!

ボットのつぶやき : Let sleeping dogs lie.
-- Charles Dickens

ボットのつぶやき : A dead man cannot bite.
-- Gnaeus Pompeius (Pompey)

ボットのつぶやき : Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to work.

ボットのつぶやき : "I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very
reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment."
-- Gotama Buddha

ボットのつぶやき : Age is a tyrant who forbids, at the penalty of life, all the pleasures of youth.

ボットのつぶやき : I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly??

ボットのつぶやき : In practice, failures in system development, like unemployment in Russia,
happens a lot despite official propaganda to the contrary.
-- Paul Licker

ボットのつぶやき : Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.

ボットのつぶやき : The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie.
-- Lenny Bruce

ボットのつぶやき : I demand IMPUNITY!

ボットのつぶやき : There are more things in heaven and earth,
Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Hamlet"

ボットのつぶやき : As long as we're going to reinvent the wheel again, we might as well try making
it round this time.
- Mike Dennison

ボットのつぶやき : The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected.
-- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June 1972

ボットのつぶやき : My mother drinks to forget she drinks.
-- Crazy Jimmy

ボットのつぶやき : All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest
would be folly. To believe none so is something worse.
-- John Quincy Adams

ボットのつぶやき : Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?

ボットのつぶやき : Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out
twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
-- H. L. Mencken

ボットのつぶやき : There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

ボットのつぶやき : You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.

ボットのつぶやき : Another megabytes the dust.

ボットのつぶやき : "All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific."
-- Jane Wagner

ボットのつぶやき : Vail's Second Axiom:
The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the
amount of work already completed.

ボットのつぶやき : If all else fails, lower your standards.

ボットのつぶやき : While most peoples' opinions change, the conviction of their
correctness never does.

ボットのつぶやき : Beggars should be no choosers.
-- John Heywood

ボットのつぶやき : BE ALOOF! (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.)

ボットのつぶやき : "I am, therefore I am."
-- Akira

ボットのつぶやき : A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
-- Arthure "Bugs" Baer

ボットのつぶやき : If only one could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without
having to accomplish anything.

ボットのつぶやき : You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.

ボットのつぶやき : I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!

ボットのつぶやき : Cinemuck, n.:
The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which
covers the floors of movie theaters.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

ボットのつぶやき : The part of the world that people find most puzzling is the part called "Me".

ボットのつぶやき : The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on
weather forecasters.
-- Jean-Paul Kauffmann

ボットのつぶやき : Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find
there is nothing in it.
-- James Huneker

ボットのつぶやき : Whenever people agree with me, I always think I must be wrong.
- Oscar Wilde

ボットのつぶやき : Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem
more afraid of life than death.
-- James F. Byrnes

ボットのつぶやき : Scintillation is not always identification for an auric substance.

ボットのつぶやき : Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego.

ボットのつぶやき : There's a whole WORLD in a mud puddle!
-- Doug Clifford

ボットのつぶやき : You do not have mail.

ボットのつぶやき : Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're alive.
-- John Sloan

ボットのつぶやき : To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize
the competent.

ボットのつぶやき : Are you a turtle?

ボットのつぶやき : It's multiple choice time...

What is FORTRAN?

a: Between thre and fiv tran.
b: What two computers engage in before they interface.
c: Ridiculous.

ボットのつぶやき : Too much is just enough.
-- Mark Twain, on whiskey

ボットのつぶやき : Decaffeinated coffee? Just Say No.

ボットのつぶやき : ... the heat come 'round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day.

ボットのつぶやき : The only rose without thorns is friendship.

ボットのつぶやき : A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.

ボットのつぶやき : Laundry is the fifth dimension!! ... um ... um ... th' washing machine
is a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!!

ボットのつぶやき : When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults.
-- Brian Aldiss

ボットのつぶやき : "Life begins when you can spend your spare time programming instead of
watching television."
-- Cal Keegan

ボットのつぶやき : If the government doesn't trust the people, why doesn't it dissolve them
and elect a new people?

ボットのつぶやき : All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from the hills after
the battle is over and shoot the wounded.

ボットのつぶやき : Finagle's Seventh Law:
The perversity of the universe tends toward a maximum.

ボットのつぶやき : Ferguson's Precept:
A crisis is when you can't say "let's forget the whole thing."

ボットのつぶやき : I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

ボットのつぶやき : Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
-- Marcus Aurelius

ボットのつぶやき : Love thy neighbor, tune thy piano.

ボットのつぶやき : It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

ボットのつぶやき : A "No" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a
"Yes" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble.
-- Mahatma Ghandi

ボットのつぶやき : Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not
advice, it is merely custom.
-- Mark Twain

ボットのつぶやき : AMAZING BUT TRUE ...
There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it
would completely cover the Sahara Desert.

ボットのつぶやき : Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and
car keys to teenage boys.
-- P.J. O'Rourke

ボットのつぶやき : No line available at 300 baud.

ボットのつぶやき : The early worm gets the late bird.

ボットのつぶやき : If you find a solution and become attached to it, the solution may become
your next problem.

ボットのつぶやき : Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as
it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.

ボットのつぶやき : A word to the wise is enough.
-- Miguel de Cervantes

ボットのつぶやき : Morton's Law:
If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.

ボットのつぶやき : Madison's Inquiry:
If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?

ボットのつぶやき : Paul Revere was a tattle-tale.

ボットのつぶやき : Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.

ボットのつぶやき : "What terrible way to die."
"There are no good ways."
-- Sulu and Kirk, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown

ボットのつぶやき : I just know I'm a better manager when I have Joe DiMaggio in center field.
-- Casey Stengel

ボットのつぶやき : The best way to avoid responsibility is to say, "I've got responsibilities."

ボットのつぶやき : It's a naive, domestic operating system without any breeding, but I
think you'll be amused by its presumption.

ボットのつぶやき : Practice is the best of all instructors.
-- Publilius

ボットのつぶやき : Practice yourself what you preach.
-- Titus Maccius Plautus

ボットのつぶやき : Q: Are we not men?
A: We are Vaxen.

ボットのつぶやき : "Are you police officers?"
"No, ma'am. We're musicians."
-- The Blues Brothers

ボットのつぶやき : Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing.
-- R. Geis

ボットのつぶやき : FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #15
A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?

ボットのつぶやき : "I got a question for ya. Ya got a minute?"
-- two programmers passing in the hall

ボットのつぶやき : Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families.

ボットのつぶやき : No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

ボットのつぶやき : Once I finally figured out all of life's answers, they changed the questions.

ボットのつぶやき : Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
-- Voltaire

ボットのつぶやき : The ratio of literacy to illiteracy is a constant, but nowadays the
illiterates can read.
-- Alberto Moravia

ボットのつぶやき : The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
-- Thomas Jefferson

ボットのつぶやき : What is algebra, exactly? Is it one of those three-cornered things?
-- J.M. Barrie

ボットのつぶやき : Too much of everything is just enough.
-- Bob Wier

ボットのつぶやき : Inheritance taxes are getting so out of line, that the deceased family
often doesn't have a legacy to stand on.

ボットのつぶやき : The bugs you have to avoid are the ones that give the user not only
the inclination to get on a plane, but also the time.
-- Kay Bostic

ボットのつぶやき : In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools
will be temporarily canceled.

ボットのつぶやき : This restaurant was advertising breakfast any time. So I ordered
french toast in the renaissance.
- Steven Wright, comedian

ボットのつぶやき : A 'full' life in my experience is usually full only of other people's demands.

ボットのつぶやき : All your people must learn before you can reach for the stars.
-- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", stardate 3259.2

ボットのつぶやき : Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.

ボットのつぶやき : GIVE UP!!!!

ボットのつぶやき : Some people only open up to tell you that they're closed.

ボットのつぶやき : "I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this
country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
-- Steve Martin

ボットのつぶやき : His mind is like a steel trap: full of mice.
-- Foghorn Leghorn

ボットのつぶやき : I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather
dance with the cows till you come home.
-- Groucho Marx

ボットのつぶやき : Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold.

ボットのつぶやき : Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books.
-- Folk saying

ボットのつぶやき : I don't wish to appear overly inquisitive, but are you still alive?

ボットのつぶやき : He hadn't a single redeeming vice.
-- Oscar Wilde

ボットのつぶやき : Neither spread the germs of gossip nor encourage others to do so.

ボットのつぶやき : Sir, it's very possible this asteroid is not stable.
-- C3P0

ボットのつぶやき : Don't tell me what you dreamed last night for I've been reading Freud.

ボットのつぶやき : This is an unauthorized cybernetic announcement.

ボットのつぶやき : Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd or even days?

ボットのつぶやき : When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

ボットのつぶやき : Happiness is a hard disk.

ボットのつぶやき : All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
-- The Book of Bokonon / Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

ボットのつぶやき : consultant, n.:
Someone who knowns 101 ways to make love, but can't get a date.

ボットのつぶやき : Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be
sorry.
-- Maek Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

ボットのつぶやき : It is better to wear chains than to believe you are free, and weight
yourself down with invisible chains.

ボットのつぶやき : Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A: The impossible dream.

ボットのつぶやき : You need tender loving care once a week - so that I can slap you into shape.
- Ellyn Mustard

ボットのつぶやき : Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.

ボットのつぶやき : It is better to be bow-legged than no-legged.

ボットのつぶやき : An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.
-- Spanish proverb

ボットのつぶやき : In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.

ボットのつぶやき : A musician, an artist, an architect:
the man or woman who is not one of these is not a Christian.
-- William Blake

ボットのつぶやき : No sooner had Edger Allen Poe
Finished his old Raven,
then he started his Old Crow.

ボットのつぶやき : Would you care to drift aimlessly in my direction?

ボットのつぶやき : No evil can happen to a good man.
-- Plato

ボットのつぶやき : Fine day for friends.
So-so day for you.

ボットのつぶやき : Sinners can repent, but stupid is forever.

ボットのつぶやき : The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
-- David Gerrold

ボットのつぶやき : Bachelor:
A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.

ボットのつぶやき : God is dead and I don't feel all too well either....
-- Ralph Moonen

ボットのつぶやき : Incumbent, n.:
Person of liveliest interest to the outcumbents.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

ボットのつぶやき : It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they're
madly in love, drunk, or running for office.

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