Chat in English Part179

I made this thread for you guys except the middle aged woman and those annoying gaijins! You are welcome!

Kilroy was here!!

>>1
Cheers for good work

>>2
What the hell is Kilroy?

So no one is here....
I blame the middle aged whore and those gaijins!! Take your fucking responsibilities now!!!

>>5
I an here

I gave my virgin to this guy I trusted so much but
he had this severe problem with gambling

I saved my virgin until early 20s and strongly believed
that we are going to get married 120%

Every book I read advised that I should just proceed and never look back
but I am really upset with my own reality

I do have some good memories but it`s all scattered

I forbid the rules and had sex before marriage
Was that the wrong thing to do but I was on the edge

Every human being is very sinful in many ways

I mean " I broke the rules"

My friend in the foreign country, she got married recently
She was a single mother and Catholic

She also broke the rule and she had a sex before marriage and
had a baby alone. She raised her own baby herself and now her child
is over 20yrs old

I had gone to the church with her and we stood in the very back
and we were so afraid
I saw her crying after we came back from church and
she told me that she regrets that she had broken
the rules but glad that she had a baby eventhough she was
a single mother

Now she is living with her new husband and happy
I was so glad to hear that

She had suffered for so long but she is very a strong woman

Again the middle aged whore is here to destroy this thread

>>9
Can you read the description of >>1?
You fucker?

i erase all the things that i see, if i don`t like it

>>7
Your existence itself is very sinful

>>7
i want you

Depopulation

>>14
You must be so insane like the fucking middle aged whore aren't you?

>>15
I blame the fucking middled aged slut and gaijins

age

what did he carry? [ hitting me at one side of joe { leaving protrusiveness for one year } ]?
What did he carry? [ cutting my knee { leaving the scar even till now ( telling me ( that he would kill me with a knife ( if I make a success in the world ) ) ) } ]?
at elemetary second grade, I got a [ swelling ] at the upper lid of mu left eye [ visitting many places ]
but at last my mother burned a needle and let out 'umi' and a scar was left.

I don't know what to say. I don't puke like that

I have never wanted to look like someone else
just wanna be the roundest cute hip ...that you would never seen .

i dont know what to say further more .

calling someone koitsu is rude?

yes rude

How about kisama? I'm learning japanese

kisama and koitsu , both are offenced word , never use them for someone who are not close as friend yet .
you will be punched or ignored .

i had seen real asperger today
we were definitely speaking in the same language but
he did have no understand at all

it was tough than having conversation with people abroad
ain't that funny

It often is a mistake of Japan's education.
believe me or not
"asperker" is actually funnier than that.

omg lol

kfc

fuck me

I think people today are still afraid of autocratic government such as Nazi even though they miss it, torture and spanking.
number>>28 what do you think?

I miss good old day of japan like taking over territories of Asia!! Although I don't want the Korean Peninsula which should be disappeared with nuclear bombs!

(´・ω・`)

I will never admit tokyo 2020 Olympics until you fucking japs apologise sincerely and pay compensation money for the past atrocious activities japs did to us !!!!!!
FUCK TOKYO!!!!!!!!

Get a life.

>>33 good answer I' ll give you one spank dirty pig.
A nuclear bomb an evil little female genitalia as Korean Peninsula criticizing should be cut off.

>>34 I appreciate your support for Tokyo 2020 Olympics. Apologization is actually nothing but harmful. Compensation as well.
Ask to Angela Merkel

I did't expect the Tokyo Olympics

hahaha

your so funny

I thought hahaha a dead language

Yay for the 2020 tokyo Olympics!

I will definitely eat so many white cocks (only ikemen's cocks)!

So I have to study English harder and work out harder!

White cocks are something! I don't really wanna have.

I want blond!!!

I want a big white cock!
Asian cocks are so tiny....

Everyone,do you have any plans for next wekkend?
It's three days holiday!
I'm thinking of trip for Tohoku or somewhere.

I think I'm jerking off, watching hot HD porn videos!
My favourites are from "bang bros" LOL

Kyoto university's marine biology research team filmed for the first time
a male doliphine ejaculated in sea water except intercourse.

This shos a doliphine dream a wet dream.

Speaking of dolphins, I hate people who are opposed to killing dolphins!
Who the hell do they think they are?

Do you guys read other 2ch threads?

Go away f*ckin' 777

>>50
Why should I go away, you cunt?

Noooo 777

cunt lol so gross
stop the car and let me out

>>50
do you think HE's on the level in all the threads?

>>53
That's as clear as mud.
He's stupid or ill bread..always acting like a cat on a hot tin roof haha
okay,hold your horses.
did you watch kazetachinu?
it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

mumbo-jumbo 777
what field are you in?

>>54
>He's stupid or ill bread..always acting like a cat on a hot tin roof haha

For example?

>>56
Why do you not upload English pronunciation?

come on 777

>>53
>cunt lol so gross
>stop the car and let me out

Don't pretend to be innocent.

Ham.
Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
[Lying down at Ophelia's feet.]
Oph.
No, my lord.
Ham.
I mean, my head upon your lap?
Oph.
Ay, my lord.
Ham.
Do you think I meant country matters?

Oph.
I think nothing, my lord.

Ham.
That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.

Oph.
What is, my lord?

Ham.
Nothing.

Oph.
You are merry, my lord.

>>59
Why do you not upload English pronunciation?

>>60
Off topic

>>54
He's crazy,don't waste your breath.
I'm interested in that cinema.
But I simply don't have any time

>>60
How goes it with you?

I have no idea why you guys are so upset by >>49.

>>62
No complaints.
I'm starving to death. can't getting enough of sweet things.
GODIVA chocolates are dirt expensive;(

>>54
No problemo. That was same ol' same ol'.
I'm hooked on making bread.
What are you into?

oh fuck GODIVA 777 get eight

>>65
Do you even know what you are talking about?

No. you... I don't know what you...
Please understand before using stupid language
shut ur mouth

>>42 Penis get huge when girls wanna have Penis

I've been waiting for this thread for a very long time.
well done >>1

>>42
you have a good goal !
well, before you get your ass fucked by foreingner's big dick, first of all,
you need to practice by mine.
so, come here immedietly!!

>>70
I'm only into hot guys and masculine bodies! If you are not one of these, my dick can't be hard....

hello, hello, how low ?

Hello Korean!

I'm not korean.

Okay then are you Chinese?

OMFG Kim Jong UN has a baby girl.....

>>75
No

somebody teach me english

I can't teach the basics of English but I can teach dirty talks in English

hmmm

Hmmmmm your nipples are so hard already....

ok. you are hentai. haha

I'm not hentai! You ARE hentai you freaking asshole!

you insert FRISK your ass

That sounds interesting....

go ahead! & call the 119!

Let me tell you that I have bad breath.

If you're suffering from insomnia, just call me and invite to your place.
I'll breathe out in your face and you'll faint in a second.

GOD..disgusting. What kind of job is that? I don't accept such a disgusting humor.
clean your mouth!

You....eating burrito every day is something wrong....!
Frisk rocks!

I want big dick so bad now!

Will you guys buy the new iPhone 5S or C?
I've used my iPhone 4s for almost 2 years now! I think it's about time to renew!!!!!!!!

i dont wanna iphone and smart phone
i am happy with japanese future phone

Future phone LOL

yeah, future phone. hahaha
Galapagos cell phone

i drinkin cheap wine now
not delicious

>>93
You must drink Mentos & Coca-Cola now!
and call the ambulance!

>>96
I don't drink that kind of stuff
Also today I already drunk sweet drink already at McDonald!
I got the grape flavour of マックシェイク which is actually so good!

OMFG this will be so interesting.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XLpBxbaZdI

>>97
grape flavour?
hmmm, i dont know
i like strawberry shake

I like chocolate shake much better

yeah the grape flavour is the limited edition like seasonal version or something?
also i got mac nuggets, using mac app on my iPhone! that was just 100 yen!

i saw Mc site menu
grape flavour is Limited time offer
but this is NON FRUIT JUICE!! hahaha

>>91
I'm hikikomori so I don't need a smartphone, as long as I have a PC.

Sometimes I go out. And I get a little bit embarrassed when I use
my feature phone in public because not many people use a feature phone anymore.
I said I use my feature phone but it means niether receiving email, calling
somone, being called. It's just that I check what time it is with the cell phone.

>>103
Oh me too!
I'm hikikomori too but I every single day I go out without any purposes.
I don't do any socialising on my iPhone like SMS Facebook twitter but I want the new iPhone!

future phone or feature phone?
which one correct answer?........i dont care

>>103>>104
Stealth marketing, cheers for good work!! hahaha

>>106
I'm not promoting iPhone!!!!!!!!
Well you don't understand because I bet you are Korean and you are mentally broken

>>107
im not korean
you are internet right wing?

>>108
I'm a just college student!

>>109
stop racism

can you feel my oshiriyzm ?

Nope!

Future phone can be very funny. Like everything is turbo that I don't even need to talk more on the phone contradictory
By the way.

My carrier is Docomo and I'm a bit excited about the news that
they'll handle iPhone. But I don't think I'll change my feature phone to
iPhone. Because monthly payment for smartphone is very high. Around
4000 yen or so, while monthly payment for feature phone is 980yen.
I don't use my feature phone for Internet so 980yen.

Wow I can't literally live without instant Internet access!
I will definitely buy the new iPhone but I still have some kind of price reduction on my monthly payment like next 3 months so after that, I will renew my old old old iPhone 4S!!!!!!

Me too, I think I'll switch from my Samsung Galaxy S2 to the iPhone 5
early next year. My carrier is DoCoMo. I can hardly wait for
getting my new, advanced Smartphone. I like to read segments of
English novels, dictionaries, and encyclopedias and listen to
YouTube videos while I'm away from home.

I won't pay a NHK fee to them.
I don't need "Wanzegu."
I got a kantan keitai without it.

The reasons why I love iPhone are I can listen to music also I listen to podcast like BBC CNN NHK world news without any charges! I've been subscribing to these for like 3 years now and these helped improve my listening ability a lot!!!!!
Also I love this dictionary called wisdom which is so easy to use and I don't need conventional electrical dictionaries anymore! Also I can check up on word I don't know on the Internet like my favourite is weblio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also I can watch porn on my iPhone without having to switch on MacBook!!!!!!!!!

>>117
My dad used to have the"kantan keitai" too but functions are really limited

OMG! Today I went McDonald again!
I ordered mc nugget and mc double which are my favourites!

i listening NIN's new album 'hesitation marks' now
good album!

What the fuck is NIN?

NINE INCH NAILS are american mucisian

cheaper wine isnt good taste...

>>123
Whatever

Hi guys. I'm a real gaijin, can I play?

>>126
Just read the description of >>1 you fucking gaijin!

You fucker

>>127
But I can contribute massively to the thread!

Or just teach you to swear, you sack-licking jimmy-rustler.

This is why I hate fucking 害人s because they are always so stuck-up, conceited and arrogant assholes!

ひょっとしてこのスレって日本人しかいなかったのか
全員外国人だと思ってたのに・・・
英語教えてくれよ

hmm

日本語と英語をセットで書いてくれよ
そっちの方が覚えやすい
頼むよー　ワイルドだろー？

Take a hike.

>>132
I think too
拙者も思う

Anyone goes to College or University in the US?

>>128
I welcome you, real gaijin!
I enjoy reading correct English for a change.
Being Japanese, the others don't speak English well enough.
Where exactly are you from, if I may ask?

Or maybe you shouldn't mention where you're from.
Because this thread is full of racists.
True, most of the native speakers of English and other European languages
that I've met in my life were arrogant and conceited.
But I don't mind talking to them here on the web.
Because I don't have to be close friends with them in the real world.
In cyberspace, I devote all my energy to improving my English
and acquiring information instead of making real friends.
Besides, all people are fundamentally selfish and conceited
regardless of the race.

>>123
Four inch penis is mine. At the largest when erected, of course.

>>136
Fuck off white wannabe

>>138
Gee, thanks for welcoming me!
You too, go ahead and lick your own dick scum
as you have always been doing ever since you were born!
Or maybe you should let your mother do that.
Anyway, brain-dead as you are,
you should at least drop that idiotic broken English!

Why are you guys studying English by the way?

That is because I have to fight against anti-Japanese activists in English.

Me too! I also must talk down to fucking annoying gaijins!

Anti-Japanese activists can't tell fact from fiction.
They aren't logical people.
logical is very important.
Fucking annoying gaijins are shameless persons.

Well said! Fucking annoying gaijins should be ashamed of themselves and kill themselves!
They are detrimental to the society

You are right.
Fact is fact.
Those who can't tell fact from fiction always sow seeds to strife.

Today I got this new textbook called 聞いて覚える英単語 TOEFL TEST from アルク
I already knew 80~90 % phrasal verbs in this textbook but I want to build up my phrasal verbs!
Honestly I hate this series because I don't like the font this series uses.

I don't like アルク because they like Korea and they often put English text books together written by Korean.

>>147
Yeah I know they love Korea. Also I don't like アルク because their textbooks are so messed up like too much information!

OMG the new iPhone is too expensive! I've been using SoftBank but I think it's time to change carrier to docomo.... wtf

mcdnald is expensive

i'm so tired

Let's play together.
You pull my hair around my anal and I say "Ahhhhhh,"
You get your hand off the hair and I stop saying "Ahhhh."
Then you again pull my hair around my anal and I say again "Ahhhh."
You get your hand off the hair and I stop saying "Ahhhh."
Then you pull my hair around my anal........

Keep doing this until I get bored.

I prefer blowjob

I prefer hand jobs by cool fingers and nails.
I hate ugly nail.

>>154
I like my handjob hot and sweet.

>>155
What do you mean? Are you handjob pro?

>>156
How do you get that from what I said?

I want a bodybuilder boyfriend and I wanna be fucked like there is no tomorrow every night and wanna worship muscle

>>158
I hope yuou are a girl.

>>159
Nope! I'm a cute boy ^^

I said I will buy the new iPhone but after considering for a while, I think I will wait for sony's Xperia Z because everything seems to be so superior!
Also I've been using iPhone since it has released in japan like back in 2008 or so.
I'm so tired of iPhone...

>>160
OH nOOOOOO

>>161
Thanks for the tip about the iPhone and the XPeria Z. I have a
Galaxy S2 by Samsung now and I was considering switching to the new
iPhone early next year. However, now that I've read your input,
I think I should consider the XPeria Z too. Is the Sony model
that great?

Is it impossible to coexist with other race in one country?
I'm so tired of watching the conflict b/w Japanese and Korean.
Why are Korean always trying to manipulate public opinions even though they are minority?
Why don't they learn from other foreigners who live a life of peace?

>>164
It's bound to happen. Look at Europe with their hate on immigrants. You are not even asking the right question by the way.
The real question is whether people of different nationalities may coexist on one country. Race is not an issue here.

As for the manipulation of public opinion done by Korean population in Japan, I can't speak much because I am not familiar with the topic.

>>165
Thanks for the prompt reply.
I simply envy your English because it is so much sounds natural than mine.
And I have to apologize about that I didn't even read the whole posts in this thread.

Now I'm doing this textbook called "実施ビジネス英語" from NHK which is super boring as fuck

http://engawa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/poverty/1379170342/

Why don't we chat above URL
Someone is making a tremendous effort to avoid a chat in English.
He excuse is utterly ridiculous.
Let's teach him a lesson or two.

Let's panty time!

The typhoon is cumming!

heavy rain

>>166
My grammar must be pretty messy though lol

like anus everywhere

英語って欠陥言語だろ。情緒のかけらもない。
進撃の巨人の英語字幕の味気なさはなんだ。
あんなんで外人は進撃面白いとか思ってるのか？
英語の言語としての魅力がない。

>>174
英語は話者が多く覚えやすいから
使われているのであって英語が優れている
という理由で使われているのではない

そもそも言語の優劣を語るというのは
それ自体がナンセンスです

so cold
WTF is global warming?
I never thought conspiracy theorists is actually saying truth

言語に優劣はながある。
基準を設定すればね。
人にだって優劣はある。
スポイーなどの競技中はね。
つまり、言語にだって優劣のあるなしを論じられる場合がある。
ナンセンスなわけがない。

Why don't you use English

Ahh(I understood)

>>177
読める日本語で書いて下さい

言語に優劣はある。
基準を設定すればね。
人にだって優劣はある。
スポーツなどの競技中はね。
つまり、言語にだって優劣のあるなしを論じれる場合がある。
ナンセンスなわけがない。

>>175
That is not the reason but the result.
The reason why English is the most dominant language is that the U.S. is the strongest in the world in terms of power
and the Great Britain used to be.
It's very simple.

Probably I made a mistake in using the word "dominant".
According to my dictionary, dominant incules the meaning of "most" in it.

I DONT CARE

I CARE

>>180
欠陥言語と言うカキコに対する反論だったのですけど、欠陥言語という言葉の何処に
特定の状況では使い勝手が悪いという含みがあるのでしょうか？
またそう仰るからには英文学に関しては相当造詣が深いのですよね？

私は無教養ですので是非ご教授頂きたく思います。

原爆を肯定するような言語は欠陥言語です。

What a shame that we couldn't prevent invasion by losers...
including >>174, >>175, >>177, >>179, >>180, >>185 and >>186
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS ANYMORE IF U CAN READ THE THREAD TITLE

>>187
Shut up.
You idiot.

Anybody up for playing BF3 with me tonight?

I'm following Gene Simmons on Twitter.
He sometimes replies to me good tweets.

Gene Simmons made love with Rino Katase when KISS came to Japan for the first time.
He said "She couldn't understand English at all, but it was no problem because I just wanted to sex with her." in his biography "KISS and MAKE-UP".

Rino Katase is bitch.

If i was Rino Katase, I wanted to be fucked by Paul or Ace. lol

Anyway Gene is known to fuck various women, even if they are bitch or ugly.

She also persisted she was the girlfriend of Gene about 30 years ago.
however he said SHE DIDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH AT ALL!!!!!!!

What the hell could they talk each other??

You do not say "if I was" in this case. Likeliness of you being Rino Katase is none.

Instead, you should say "if I were".

>>194
Wow, I didn't know how to use "if I were...".
Thanks.

Gene Simmons fucked over 5000 women, and he takes the pictures of the pussies after sex.

>>194
And you should put the definite article, "the" in front of "Likeliness."

You sound like you are familiar with English grammars.
Could you tell me the reason why so?

Could you tell me 性欲絶倫 like >>196 in English?

性欲絶倫 is someone who are capable of having sex with their penis stucking up for a long time
They will be referred as an animal rather than a human
Like Pavlov's dog, their son reacts to women they see
Sometimes, even your granny

You could just say "sex maniac" lol

＞Sometimes, even your granny

OMG

>>200
Thanks. You are what is called a walking encyclopedia.

>>201
"Sex maniac" is simple and nice.
"Maniac" means like unsound, so shouldn't I often use it, all right?

I think Gene Simmons was not sex maniac but sex addicted.
He doesn't drink, smoke, and drug, so the only way to get pleasure was sex.

If Gene Simmons or Rino Katase found this thread, what would they do? lol

GENE "Nurupo."

trouble('A`)⊃━■)д`) Ga!>>206

I used to listen to KISS when I was younger.
AEROSMITH, QUEEN, and KISS were the BIG 3 rock bands in Japan in 70s.

Aerosmith was so popular among teenagers in the 90s
Liv Taylor was also very famous. So beautiful
She used to appear in many movie films

I like Genesis.
Invisible Touch is my favorite song.

>>209
Sometimes she apears on tv show and she never puts on airs.
I like her very much.

ＲＥＬＩＧＩＯＮ　ＩＳ　ＧＯＭＩ！

A girl tweeted that Steven Tyler was shopping by himself at Don Quixote in Osaka some weeks ago.
The picther of him looked very friendly.
Could he get over his drug addict?

I can't believe Steven Tyler still lives and sings now.
If he was just a human, he must be died of drug abuse 20 years ago!
He is Monstar!!

u know what
I really can't follow along w/ u guys.
u all over 40 or sth?

must be died→must be dead?

>>215
no matter how they age, they still feel so young

2nite we r young
we can chat all night
we can act like in our 20s
we can pretend to be young

but sometime if fails like >>208
Everyone is like 70s!?

>>215
Don't you listen to any foreign music?

Do we have to chat about 1D or Littlemix for teenagers? lol

Young Japanese like Kpops very much.

What the hell?

Let's face it.

Okay I admit K-POOP has been quite popular among only "zainichi chosen people"! Including you!

You can't face the reality.

One desperate Korean here!
Ewwwwww

I love watching NELLY
because he got this perfect smile and body

Those American Ria-jyu really love girls being so sexy
Since I came back here I could't dress up in a tight outfit
and that made me fat
Here in Japan, guys glance and I really feel like porn but
in the states, they just whistle and I love it!

Western women are beautiful but not kawaii.
They have so big noses.
Anime character's noses usually small except for Kaiji and so on, so Anime characters are Asian.
Attack on titan characters are German name, but most of them look like Japanese.
Annie has a big noze and blond, so she looks like a westerner.
Anyway, if gaijins think anime characters are westerners, they will be idiot.

I did never like TRF wearing those stupid tops with no breasts at all
That looked so cheap
I mean, look at Patricia Arquette in True Romance
That is real

>>229
I know. 2ch users are mostly anime freaks and
they do cannot stand very sexy women but they love plastics

I don't think western women are sexy.
I won't have sex with them.
My son cannot stand up.
I don't like plastics.

Gaijin women often say Japanse women are chaildish.
However, this is because gaijin women are juding only from Japanse women appearances.
Gaijins ofthe say Japanese men are lolicon.
In short, they say the thing which Japanse men like Japanese women are cause of Japanse men's lolita complex.
It is racial discrimination.

Western women are so manly...

...I think many Japanese actresses are not beautiful like European and American ones.
I can't understand why Maki Horikita and Haruka Ayase are regarded as beauties????????

Nozomi Sasaki, Meisa Kuroki, and Yukie Nakama are much more beautiful than many Western actresses.

I know. Some Japanese actresses are so beautiful
but don't you think sometimes Japanese actresses lack character?
Sometimes they all look the same

I really enjoy the deep characters as well as beautiful ones
It is like they all want to be the main character and somehow
it turns out to be " like ur everywhere "

For Japanese, Horikita and Ayase are beaurtiful and kawaii.
European bone structre is too rugged, even women.
European women are beautiful but not kawaii.
Kwaii is not childish.
Chihuahua is childish? No.

Ayase is beautiful and I really love her character but
she got this jaw, you know

It is totally like Antonio

Horikita is beautiful? She is always bumpkin lol

She is really a girl next door.
I can't believe she is an idol.

I love Rie Miyazawa. I believe that she is a true beauty

Yes.
She belongs to the Inoki group.

The idols in the 80s were so much better than today
They got this perfect expression
Seiko and Akina were just so brilliant
I also loved Wink

>>243
I like her though but it is so sad that she reminds people about Antonio
If there is no Antonio, she was close to perfect

>>242
Daichi Mao and Rie Miyazawa looks like Audry Hepburn.
Japanese like Audry Hepburn.

>>246
Rie has no plastic at all and she got this beautiful skin
and she is so very gifted

So many people talk about her nude but I think she had done some
professional job there

Because before than no one took a nude pic while they were on top
but when they start to decline, they did
Nowadays, there are idols who take their nude even they're pregnant
but I believe that is very absurd

I like Iemon CM,
Rie is beautiful.

I prefer Gokumi.

What the hell are you talking about?!!!!!
Now this thread is a place for disgusting otakus...

>>250
What on earth do you wanna chat about?

I know Gokumi is so so so beautiful
Masako Natsume was so beautiful and not plastic either but she passed out so young!

>>251
I wanna hear some creepy stories you had

I love watching dramas but I really am tired and hate to see the plastic
all over the screen these days, quite honestly

Do you know an actress who appeared on a drama,
Winter Sonata? The main character's rival is not plastic
I looked over drama once again and I felt so sorry that she dyed her hair in brown
(not that bad though) but I really wonder why she doesn't appear on drama no more
She must be so beautiful with her hair back in black

This tour guide told me that she was in the same school with her
and because she was way too beautiful, everyone went to see her
So she is not plastic at all either

Fuck the middle aged whore

チェジュウ's mental is so evil.

I heard she is a real bitch

>>257
I have only dated 2 guys only and ur calling me a whore and
it really makes me wonder maybe ur amazingly too pure

I want to know how many virgins are in here

Again your fucking thread is here you whore!

Chat in Engish (オバさん専用) Part2
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1377677658/

ur son is definitely cryin because the owner sucks

ur son " hey! I hope I want to meet someone "

you " im okay with porn "

ur son " i really do not feel comfortable with your hand everyday "

you " better get more porn! "

im too freaky to get my gf

by the way, I cannot erect with BBA because mine is too delicate

Freaks, dont you dare choose a hole!
Just work it! DONT THINK!　JUST MOVE UR ASS

Dumb ass

I laughed so much...it is so fun

The UN Security Council remains divided over a resolution to force the Syrian government
to scrap its chemical weapons stockpile.

The council is due to adopt a resolution to urge Syria to implement a plan,
based on an agreement between the United States and Russia,
to have the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons dispose of its chemical arsenal.

The US and its Western allies want the resolution to impose sanctions,
including military action, if Syria does not fulfill its obligations. But they've been met with strong opposition from Russia.

The US and its allies claim a recent UN report makes clear that the Syrian government of President Bashar al-Assad bears responsibility for chemical weapons attacks.

Russia says it will submit to the UN new evidence that Syria's opposition forces were involved in the attacks.

UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon has said he hopes to have the resolution adopted before world leaders start addressing the General Assembly on Tuesday.

Sep. 19, 2013 - Updated 03:07 UTC

I haven't watched anime since I grew up.
I haven't even watched Miyazaki Hayao anime.
I don't understand what's interesting about his anime.
To me, he is just an old Otaku and doesn't deserve credits he has been given.

>>271
A couple of his anime are worth even for grown-ups.
Have you watched the princess of Mononoke or Laputa?

>>271

Anime is not only for children.
If you think there is nothing you can learn from anime, your life is so poor.

and your mind is so poor.

Holly shit ! 神聖なるうんこ！
Holly fuck !神聖なる挿入！
What a fuck! なんて挿入だ！

do you guys have muscles or just boney?

everyone call me, " moyashi " or a bean sprout

I know. You guys exactly walk like Nezumi-otoko

Almost like a worm. They do not have no spines or vertebrate

flexibility! That is exactly why there are a lot of pervert who
steals undergarments at other's balcony
If you got big body then it is impossible to do that
They are born to be that way

What? You are talking about yourself right?
You disgusting fucking pervert! Ewwww

there are so many perverts in Japan
Like they are everywhere
Though we don't have that much serious crimes in Japan

You are one of them

my granny's undy was stolen

You stole it right?

I can imagine Moyashi body type, wearing my granny's panty on
top of his head while he is sleeping

It is so funny to hear the news about those pervert
When police search his room, there are tons of panties and bras
coming out from his chest
It it totally his collection and I heard it is placed in his
drawler in a perfect order

I know. Guys love collection

Some Otaku hates non-virgin but they actually love used panties lol

The middle aged whore is so persistent and pathetic that I almost feel so sorry for her

>>290
Shame on you!

What will they do after they steal some panties and bras?

well, they sniff and they enjoy the actual texture of them,
and it has to be used, I guess
It's very hard to understand but for some guys, it is totally
understandable

Japanese crime are sometimes very unique

There was this guy, 26 years old, was arrested by police
because he was sneaking inside the very narrow side-gutter,
in order to see the women's panties from the bottom

He was arrested previously with the same crime

here are some pics of how he did it
http://matome.naver.jp/odai/2137053249215293701

>>291
YOU should be ashamed of yourself.
This is not a place to vent your fucking frustration. How many fucking times do I have to tell this? Are you retard or something?
Because you are so persistent and post long crap comments here, people have disappeared. You should take your responsibility you fucker
Well you can't understand this because you are naturally retarded LOL

>>295
And ur the only one who's left here because U are also retard lol

>>296
I've left here? So why am I here to post comments now? Oh sorry you're retarded LOL

I'm so tired.

If I see Nelly's mv, i feel so good

I said I would probably wait for sony's Xperia but today I got the latest iPhone!!!
YAY

What do you think of this???

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I think Japanese people are good with grammers but
they can't actually speak and I believe that's exactly where they have to start with
The language do not have no meaning, if you cannot communicate with others

I have seen some people keep on picking a person with wrong grammers
but those people are likely not to communicate with the foreign people

If you see people from all over the world, at first, they do not speak
in a perfect grammer but they do know how to communicate even if they have
wrong grammers

Japanese people are trying to be too perfect and there are some people
who keep on picking, as if their job to do so, really not focusing on
how people communicate with others

At the same time, we have to learn our language correctly
I was so suprised with a lot of mistake made in Kanji
Poor vocab and poor culture understanding of it's own background

Without those sources, English probably means nothing

Again you fucking middle aged whore
I'm not asking your stupid opinion
Get out of here!

You are so gay and narrow minded
I hope you get some heart stroke

I hope you fucking hypocritical self satisfactory Christian should kill yourself now!
Oh suicide is considered to be murder in fucking Christianity? Who cares? Because you fucking Christians have been killing innocent people in the name of fucking god! You murder

MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER

>>272
I have watched neither of them.

>>273-274
My parents were strict and didn't alow me to read manga comics.
They usually didn't allow me to buy one except when I was being so desparate to buy one.
Kids around my age back then read comic books in a bookstore (Tachiyomi) after school
but my parents didn't allow me to do that.
They allowed me to watch anime on TV, though. And maybe you're right about
me being poor in mind but I don't think that's because I don't watch anime.

>>309
I am totally middle aged but it was same for me too
My dad never allowed me to read comics when I was in elementary school
until 5th grade or so

I was not even allowed to watch TV when my dad was around

Glad he was busy with his work because mom allowed us to watch TV

I always wanted comic books but dad didn`t allow us so, I went to my
friend house and she was so nice and I read them
Mom thought we are too tight so sometimes she bought us comic books
but we hid it all the times or else dad is going to burn them

My sis was really good with negotiating with dad
so one day she brought this comics back from school
which she borrowed from her friend. Dad got so pissed but
he can`t trash them because it is borrowed
Then she said, " read this it`s fun" and dad kinda read it
and when he got mad when we were reading them, she just said,
" you are reading them too " and we`d finally were able to start
reading comics lol

English is very difficult to read because of no Kanji.
Rapid reading is difficult, isn't it?
For the same reason, I don't like Korean language.

I have studied little Korean, so I can read some
but when it comes to grammer, it was very difficult so i quit

I was so into Korean drama and when I read this blog,
it said that some phrases are very hard to translate and
you can cry more when you understand what they said
but I couldn`t understand them at all

Now I am into "Ton-i" The main character, she is so beautiful
I did not notice that she played a character in "Spring Waltz"
I did love Summer, Autumn, and Winter, but not Spring

She looks so different on that Spring Waltz, rather not that beautiful
Although, she looks so great on that traditional custume in "Ton-i"

Japanese dramas in 80s were so good too
Maybe if ur young then you might not know anything but
there were many really nice looking guys back in 80s

Fumi Saimon`s dramas were the best and also Fuyuhiko-san
Then when it comes to 90s, dramas weren`t that any interesting to me at all

I have gone to the foreign movies→Korean movies→now back to Japanese movies
Some are getting very fun like " Naoki Nozawa "

I mean Japanese dramas not movies

I hope they`ll somehow try to do " Genji Monogatari " in dramas
Kimono is so expensive so they can try in 現代版

There are a lot of women, who really love " Genji Monogatari "
but I think many creators lack of imagination and sensibility

Those women, who are very intellectual, they don`t love many
love scenes, but the words are so so so important
So romantic・・・
and PLEASE no plastics! The facial expression is very important

There are so many romantic scenes in Genji Monogatari
OH I wish I can see those things on movies before the day I pass out
I have read that novel since I was in a college, over and over
over and over and I became middle aged women now. lol

" Tobasu-gatari" is very erotic and interesting as well
Although, I prefer Genji
" Heike monogatari" is much more understandable to guys I guess
The last scene, where this young prince were running away but
this man screamed out, " Prince are you going to fleed? "

This very very young Prince, took his horse back to the beach
and returned

But this soldier was so suprised because he was very very young,
so he said, " you can go " but this young Prince said,
" Nevermind, just chop my head off "

I thought he was only 14 or something and it is very true story

And before they passed away, they all read these beautiful poems

It is very harsh but very well educated and very romantic as well

And this very very old Japanese literature teacher once told us in class about
love story about 額田王 and 大海人皇子　
Those love letters they read to the people, you can read them in 万葉集 but
very very very romantic

I still remember my Japanese literature teacher was talking about their love letters
all memorized. I came back home and I memorized them too

I was so suprised that many do not know much about 万葉集
Those are very brilliant

I hate Kobun and English.
I could enter Tokyo University without them.
I got center exam 88%.
My kobun score is 17/50
MY English score is 162/200(Reading) , 20/50(listening).
I got 3 perfect score, mathmatics1A, ChemicalI, Physics.
After all , I entered Hokkaido University.
Hokkaido University is a low school career.
I am shamful I wanted to go to the Tokyo University.

>>320
Do you mean that you could have entered Tokyo University if you
had much better scores in English and Kobun?

Poor thing. ur Kobun and English skills are way too poor according to
your comment
Good think that you got this perfect scores on pretty difficult subjects
UR still genious!

Many 理系 they all use English these days in their office
But their fields are limited so it is little bit easier

I noticed there are many アスペ in 理系
They are talented but they do have a slight problem, you know
poor thing...

There are some who does well with speaking but
most Japanese are really timid and they don`t speak out
and they`re surely phone phobia, especially from the foreign countries

But they love to mail abroad lol

Women are mostly so talkative so they prefer more communication
Starting from weather, the change, the situation, blah blah blah
and into the topics

>>321
Of course. Tokyo University has Kokugo and English at the second test.
88% of center exam was engouh, but my Kokugo and English skill are very poor.

Of course, I am 発達障害／(^o^)＼

Glad to be 発達障害ｗ

You are a student so try to find your gf by now
because once you become to work outside, there will be no such pure feelings

It is sad thing that people become so realistic

I have been reading some bridal issues here but it is totally awful
Guys without gf when they are young, they are not charming at all
They are rather more difficult, very arrogant, and so emotionally unstable

It is totally so rediculous that some even refuse the datas
from the experiments. It is sometimes really nice to be skeptical
but that is rather distorting the fact

From 35 years old, the sperms will gradually get damaged
no matter how they masterbate, no matter how young their parners are,
it wouldn`t make no difference

They had said, " it`s a feminists who says these things "
they are being too silly

Maybe because they lack some emotional feelings,
what they say is nothing romantic
It is rather more disgusting

Today, I have learned one thing though and it was quite shocking to me

According to what he( I think it is he) said, going out with prostitutes,
it costs money and it is rather much better to go out with normal women

See, I never regard the jobs during the marriage is nothing like money
but for some, they marry a woman because she is much cheaper!

I was so glad to be Christian for a moment
There are many people with so much different values
I really did not know those people do exist

Those people may have a little money but very poor minded

He also said, going out with popular prostitutes,
not only money but they have to be really nice with her and
need techniques・・・

Therefore, going out with normal woman is much better

I was shocked, stunned, lost my words for a second but
that is a reality as well

If ur young, try not to focus only on school work, love is also very
very very important issues

Don`t end up like that kind of creepy, arrogant, and very sad guy like that
That is such a waste of life

i think your ex husband also used prostitutes.

no. because he really was afraid of HIV
His mother told him so much about the danger of HIV since
he was in university
I saw his mom wrote this very very very long letters warning about HIV lol

Many Japanese men are so weak with their own libido, but
also many Japaneese men are raised under sort of Jewish mother

Japan has Shinto and Buddism.
No more キリスト教

you are so おめでたい

not knowing you have hiv or not, why did your ex have sex with you to begin with?

did he take an HIV test before having sex with you?

>>335
because we got married

>>336
yes, we did

>>332 year sort of

陳腐な英語だらけ。２ｃｈのレベルの低さ実に良く解るね。

Because it's just a chat

chatting is just for taking a rest...while chilling

And here is Chat in English Part179 brought to you by 2ch

>>339
Please show us your excellent command of English!

>>339 speak up man!

I cannot keep up with those people
This is what I felt that coping with people with different environment
is very stressful
Some keep on attacking the different type and it is a great wonder to me

Before, I was thinking that the environment is not something that I created
so it makes no difference but now I feel different?

Am I wrong?

Actually, I do not want to be with someone with their parents divorced
I am divorced but I do not have any child. There are many reasons for divorce
but some reasons are very not understandable and I think people who are raised
in those conditions, they think pretty different from me

I believe that love won`t really replace those difference

Our environment, which we were raised, it really affects how we think about the things

I do not want to be mean or something but this is exactly how I feel

very wrong

I know. I never thought that I was this cruel
I have learned from the Bible but I feel what was I learning
all those past years
But this feeling is so true and I can`t believe myself

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　 　 !ﾞ　　 (･ ）｀ ´( ･） ｉ/
　 　 |　　 　 （__人_）　 |　　having child is answer. trust me.
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trust me www
That phrase were really hilarious back then

>>349
Japan is not only for Japansese.

>>346
I totally agree with you. I detest your parents.

>>352
How come you detest her parents?

>>353
I really wonder why too

Some reason for the divorce is so understandable and
I believe that they should get divorced but some I really don`t understand at all

There are full of lies in this world and it makes me think that humans are so very complicated sometimes
If guys are calling for prostitutes then I wonder why won`t they hesitate to marry with prostitutes?
If guys are using prostitutes and if they think that is okay, then why are prostitutes hiding their occupation?

There are certain things that we never find the answers about if we think logically

So this is explanation of religion or feeling, I guess

I always were so skeptical about atmosphere where people saying that
selling their own body is not that bad because according to logic, it is understable
but as for feeling of human beings, it is not totally understandable

I might not have any child in my future but what we believe,
really affects how children feel about certain things, I guess so

So I think sometimes, only sometimes, religion just work well in the world like this

I mean why would they hesitate →　correction

Isn`t it so sad to live in the world where we need to think things logically?

I just want to say, prostitution is just so sick

Comfort women are only prostitutes.

Whatever you say, the occupation called prostitution will never go extinct as long as human
race continue to exist on this planet.

>>359
like I do not know about that

The marriage is stupid
I am chubby but the parts on my face really are located in the right spot
but when I see those pictures of others...oh... what happened to their face exactly?

My teeth are so perfect bu...t oh...what is so wrong with their teeth
It`s just like you can breath well with many spaces between your teeth

I was thin when I was young, before I start to take beef
and I was really cute so is my sis
we all looked like half with brownish hair and big eyes and blahblahblah
but what if my child...my child is born with poor appearance,
I do not know what to say to her

I saw this guy whistling while we were watching the movie and
I`ve heard him saying
" hwwwwww....hwwww...heeewwwwwww... "

I was like " whatz dat sound? " and noticed that it was the sound
of the air coming out from his zigzaw teeth

What a misery. I do not like no plastic but teeth should be done

Guys call me fat here but I do not need no single REPAIR
I got a big headache

Who ever said getting thin when ur over 30 is a big liar
because I am gaining my weight. hello!?

No appetite? Nope. I still love to eat

基地外ババアと愉快な仲間達はこっちのスレに移動を

Chat in Engish (オバさん専用) Part2
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1377677658/

I'm sorry that Gaijins are very poor because ベジータ's voice is very low in English dub.
ベジータ is a prince. Japanese voice actor is much for him.
Toriyama Akira ( I hate the order "Akira Toriyama") said that he drew his manga while imaging Japanese voice actors' voice.
In short, Dragon ball of the English dub is fake.

That's because for the ears of americans, the lower your voice is, the more attractive it is.
So if American guys hear the voice of Kinomiya Ryoko, who was a narrator of a TV programm titled Enkano hanamichi, they will surely have a crush on her.lol

Chat in Engish (オバさん専用) Part2
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1377677658/

Gaijins like fake Dragon ball.
funny（ ´,_ゝ｀）

Chat in Engish (オバさん専用) Part2
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1377677658/

えんｇぃｓｈ　いｓ　ヴぇｒｙ　ぢっふぃくｌｔ　ふぉｒ　め。
Ｉ　はて　えんｇぃｓｈ　ヴぇｒｙ　うぇｌｌ。

Oh, my!
No one has posted here for three days.
This thread is getting more and more stagnant.

I know who to blame for this.
Because of your rude behavior, Kame girl and other Gaijins are all gone.

I know exactly who is blamed for!
I blame the middle aged whore!

If this thread was for against anti-Japansese activists, I would write something everyday.

>>351
What the hell?

>>375
I've heard that phrase somewhere.
If you are the same person as >>374, I'd like you to argue agaisnt>>351 more logically.
Even a monkey can respond in such an emotional manner .

OMG I just dropped my iphone5s into fish tank....FUCK

>>372
Fuck you! I know exactly who you are like someone who love gaijins (actually only white people) and worship them like God!
Don't you think you are so pathetic?

>>378
I can say the same to you. You are so pathetic!
First of all, you should treat them as humans like you are so.

>>379
What the fuck? So you admit you are one of those pathetic white wannabes right?
Well They are not human in the first place. They are just human looking animals! You know that!

>>380
Are you serious? If so, I don't want to talk with you any more.

>>381
I'm so serious you fucker!
So what do you think about fucking annoying Koreans and chinks?

They are so vulgar and annoying that they don't look human at all!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2DHO1H7uDA

I really love this movie. I watched this because I like John Cusack
This scene is so hilarious. Must watch this!

We are sooooooo alone! Especially you guys, kept on attacking others
C`mon just Cheer up! Get ur life!

Chat in Engish (オバさん専用) Part2
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1377677658/

>>382 What's that? hun? I don't think so, they are funny as shit.

God ew I don't watch movie emo. It's a film.

So many stupid shit here

yeah was like 3 years ago...

>>382
Your story don't make sense at all.
At first, you criticized me as white wannabe and then suddenly asked about
Koreans.
In short, I'm sure you are suffering from xenophobia.
Well, to be honest, I don't like Koreans, either and sometimes swear at them, like" Hey you! filthy animal!"
But it's just a curse word, so I don't mean it.

Yeah I'm xenophobic only towards white people and certain Asians.
By the way, what's wrong with being xenophobic? Is it illegal?

Raise your hand if you hate fucking Koreans and chinks!

I don't know "chinks."
However, I hate Korean because they are doing anti-Japan-and-Japanese activities.

My chinko is longer than amazon river .

Really? If so, your chinko is the longest all over the world.
Why don't you seek official recognition of the Guinness Book?
Maybe when you do the fap fap fap, your right hand can't reach the sensitive part of your chinco.
Oh, what a poor fellow!

Raise your hand is a phrase something like I got a handy cap. I give up. It definitely will get a yellow card by standing up so easily.

There were no such thing as gay several decades ago
What really happened in our world?
Suddenly there are gays all over like zombies
I am so confused

Why can`t you guys be more normal and love opposite sex
You both don`t have womb to carry a baby. It is so unnatural
Anal is not somewhere you stuck your own dick
It is where your poops come out

I understand that some gays do exist but NOT this much!
Wake up and BE A MAN!

キチガイ中年ババアはこちらへどうぞ

Chat in Engish (オバさん専用) Part2
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1377677658/

そんなにゲイが嫌いならwest bro baptist chirchに入れば？クリスチャンでしょ？

どのクリスチャンもゲイにはそう寛容ではないわ〜

Chat in Engish (オバさん専用) Part2
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1377677658/

Gays, I think they really don`t study Bible anyways
They have sex with same sex, they have affairs, and all that
As far as I see, the Bible means nothing to them

Maybe it is okay to have sex with your partner but affairs...
I really don`t understand that
That is quite nasty

Chat in Engish (オバさん専用) Part2
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1377677658/

fuck this thread. you now trying to fight with Gaelic? Scottish Gaelic? you English guys are offended.
keck your English ass.

The first season of Attack on titan ended.
I decided I wouldn't read the manga but I can't stand it.
I will buy the mangas one of these days.

Good for you!

How did it end? Did he finally beat Anna?

【SPOILER　ALERT】

Anna=Annie? Yes, he did.
Eren beat her with Mikasa's help, but Annie was coverd with crystal or something.
Crystal is very hard, so nobody can destroy it.

Eren and Annie destroyed city and killed many people. I don't know if Eren know it and has guilt.
A poor little girl made a appearance,

http://livedoor.4.blogimg.jp/apricotcom/imgs/3/4/34449a02.gif

This is due to Eren and Annie.
Probably her parents was killed by Eren and Annie.

I can't understand the disguise of this English thread. fix the bug!

what was that JJI titan in the best last scene?
dat was scary

I want a big cock now!!!

>>411
Are you gay? If not, go to >>403

take it easy,mate!

take a hint

I'm hungry now!
Today I only ate shitty food like some corn flakes with a banana in the morning, an instant noodle in the afternoon. That's it!
No vegetables!

>>415
you stink

>>416
I know! I need to lead a healthy life and do some exercise!

I could not figure out what you were getting at

I need to detox my body!

I watched a NHK BS documentary program featuring "Anonymous" originating
in 4chan. Watching the program I was thinkng about the good old days when
people from 4chan come and visit this thread. Now, it seems like there's
no 4 channelers, who are people from overseas.

What are you talking about?
No gaijins here it means it's all good right?

No, I like it here when there're lots of foreginers and Japanese, talking and having fun.

When you're an elementary school student, you see this type of Japanese
quiz, which is, "make a sentense using a following word."

For example, make a sentense using あたかも.
A typical answer is, 友だちはあたかも幽霊でもみたかのような顔をしていた。

My answer is だいぶ昔、そんなことがあたかもしれない。

>>422
You must be one of those pathetic gaijin hunters right?
I don't like to talk to gaijins because they always push their values and look down on us... Such a racist

>>424
DOn't lump all gaijins togehter. Some might fit the description,
some not. Gotta hit the sack now. Later.

I want native speakers to visit here because I can learn authentic English.
There used to be a lot of them chatting with us in this thread. It was very fun!

My best memory is that I was able to talk with Magibon.
At the time, I was so excited that I tried to make the best use of my English knowledge in order to
let here interested in me.
But some other guys who had better command of English interrupted me. I was awfully mortified.

authentic English LOL

What's so funny about that?

Nothing







Authentic English.... LOL

Puzzled... Sorry but I'm not so smart as to be able to grasp your true intention only from such a brief comment.
Basically, I don't like a person of the kind who are not quite frank.

Good for you! Native English worshiper!

I hate English.
Each language is judged from how peaceful and logical it is.
English is inferior to Japanese.

>>433
so what?

Then why was the Japanese defeated in World War 2 even though they had such a superior language?
In my opinion, English is more logical than Japanese. That's why they won the battle against us.
The more a language is logical, the more swiftly an order above can be passed down to bottom.

With reaged to " peaceful", I don't understand what you mean by that.

>>435
You are so stupid...

>>436
Be more logical,please! Even a monkey can react in such an emotional way.

>>434
It's all.

>>435
I could beat you in Japanese.
English is a very defect language.

>>439
Then how come there are a lot more Nobel laureates from English-spoken contries in various fields than those of Japan?
If English is such a defect language as you say, you never can explain why so.

correction English-speaking countries

Again you are too stupid...
You are just simplify it too much...

The only thing you can do is swearing at me by means of dirty launguage.
I think you suck as a human being, so I don't want to talk to you any more.
Good bye!

Haha you just run away! Coward

>>440
It is not because English is suprior.
The number of useing English cannot become the reason.

>>443
Seems like you always say like "I don't want to talk to you anymore" when you can't fight back! LOLOLOL

>>427
Magibon?! That bitch who uploaded her shitty videos on YouTube?

Fuck her

>>427
Do you know how she's doing now?
I know she was staying in Japan. Did she go back to US?

Seems like she's still in Japan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNXUantuxNg&feature=c4-overview-vl&list=PL4149A2700EE63B55

And actually she uploaded a new video on YouTube four days ago.
What a coincidence!
She just stares at camera without speaking anything in the video as always.
Judging from the way speak Japanese in the video linked in >>449, she
hasn't become fluent in Japanese yet.

White wannabe again

According to this article, she came to Japan to promote this shop.
http://sankei.jp.msn.com/economy/news/130917/prl13091717390096-n1.htm

according this blog, she went to Nakanomata, Miyazaki in june this year.
http://blog.livedoor.jp/tigudonn/

Eww Magibon freak...

Whale and Dolphine are very delicious.
If guijing think Japanese must not eat them, get out of here!

tell me what is native? native speaker? Is it lovable? let go

>>454
oh?
tell me in detail

>>456
You have not eaten any whale or dolphin meats?

MAO　ASADA
3A/3F＋2Lo/3Lz/CCoSp/FCSp/2A＋2T/3S/3F＋2Lo＋2Lo/3Lo/CUSp/StSq/ChSq 　135，7

>>458
Well she definitely deserves that score!

>>457
I'm not >>456!!
I ate some meat of whales in our school lunch in the age
of the elementary shool.

>>460
How old are you

>>461
I'm 35years old

Wow! What a wonderful silence this is!
I know it's very tough for us to continue to have a conversation in English.
The former has definitely has a reason why he asked the latter's age.
For all that, he has kept silent by now. I love this atmosphere!

Yup! I love this atmosphere too!

Let's make this thread deserted like at least a week!

I can't agree with you. Because I make it a habit to post something in this thread ever day
in order to improve my English skills

I give you a good homework!

Write your "first time story" in English
At least it should be 500 words!

No way!
I don't have what it takes to compose such long sentences.
If I give it a try, my brain will be surely broken down.

Oh at least you are not virgin!

What do you mean by virgin?
You mean beginner?

You have had sex with someone in your life right?
If so, I'm happy for you!

I can't follow you, so I want to say good-bye to you.

Again you always say something like "I don't like you" "I any understand you" bla bla bla

You fucker!

Well >>463 is right. This shitty thread should be deserted for at least a week!!!!

>>472
I don't want to talk back to you, but >>463 is mine.

be nice to others, u guys are all gays
u guys are all the same

>>473
But you DID talk back to me! hahahahahahahaha

bi, what a hypocrite
there are no such thing like bi
bi stands for someone who can`t admit that he is just a homo
maybe sometimes just a child molester. so sick

>>476
Fuck the middle aged whore!
Your retarded nest is here

Chat in Engish (オバさん専用) Part2
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1377677658/

By the way, priests have been sexually assaulting children! Even boys!
What do you think?

>>476
Oh now you can't answer right?
What a fucking Christian

>>476
Oh now you just run away? Because you can't answer?
Hurry up!

>>477
because guys are inferior than women
A Priest is not even male nor female but I think he just become a man
Child molester always go to a place where they can have contact with children
Teacher, Priest...they are like snakes, find a place to hide

>>480
OMG you Christians are sexist too?

>>480
Also your response doesn't answer my question!

Don`t you think they got this great concentration on whatever they are
interested in? Using a form of Priest is something that most people
won`t even think of. Those, we call Satan

Priests are satan now?

Actually, I think child molesters are only interested in power
Children are just their own toys for showing off their power

>>484
you can READ but you cannot think, somehow
I believe there are also really nice Priest as well
but there are some possibilities that some Priest are just some pervert

>>485
So you are saying it's totally fine to sexually assault innocent kids just because they want to show off their powers?

>>487
I really do not know what you are saying
I hope you are not doing some kind of narcotics

>>486
Just some possibilities?

I do believe there are great possibilities that priests are hypocritical Christians though?

>>488
I'm totally sober!
You need to explain in detail and easily enough for non Christians to understand what you are saying because most people in japan are not familiar with Christianity whatsoever!
Got it?

>>489
I was thinking about Religion and hypocrites
and I came to think that if this world is not filled with lies,
we cannot live, we`ll just have fight every single day

And there are good lies and bad lies

All we need to think about is, how we would like to be fooled lightly

>>491
Whatever.
You are digressing from the main point.

You just don`t have no capacity to listen to others
poor thing

>>493
You ARE poor thing
All you can do is make fun of nonbelievers and hate men and justify evil principles of the bible to make Christians look good.

I know I know I'm poor thing right?
Are you happy now? Are you satisfied?Christian?

I am just interested and learning things from many angles
I like some ideas, some I don`t

Good for you

I think we don't need any god at all because every man has his own conscience.
When you face difficulties or lose your way in your life, you should listen to your heart, the voice of your conscience carefully.
You can find the answer to what you should do.

Why do you think many Western civilization always had God anyways?
Japan is a quite unique country and culture developed inside the Island
without attack from the outside

Don`t you think many countries with so much tension from the outside,
they always have strong religion?

There was only a time where Japan was about to get attacked by Ghingis Han
Although, luckily we were avoided with typhoon, like 3 times

So you are saying Christianity is superior to Buddhist or something?

Nope. How I was raised was filled with Christianity so I feel close to it,
that`s it

Two old men were packing their golf bags ready to leave for a
round at the golf club when one of them noticed a funeral
procession passing by. He paused, straightened his back and
removed his hat in a gesture of respect.
“That was very good of you, John,” said his partner, “I never
realized you were so respectful.”
“It’s the least I can do,” said John, “It would have been our
fortieth wedding anniversary next Tuesday.”

First of all, it's weird to show his respect towards the funeral.

I just figured out that men in his fifties, he still wants to have a baby with a young wife
I know that there are some women who will get attracted to the old men but
it is not natural at all. It seems very weird
He should have had a baby a long time ago NOT like in his fifties
Think about the stress that his wife has to go through
I think money is so important to raise a child but
we all know that it is not all about the money

Maybe he is gay or something but you young folks must think about it
before things get way too late
Unfortunately, we all got limit
Marrying a gay is much tough than marrying with a straight guy
I am not that optimistic about homo marrying with a woman
People won`t change, so is man in his fifties, he cannnot change either
There will be so much pressure on his wife than usual, I guess so

I think homo are way much smarter than straight guys so
you guys should know that not every women are suit for raising a baby
The environment that she were raised, her personality is very important

Having a gay gene is just so worse to get married with a straight woman
Not only that, getting old must be really harsh to choose a right woman

you better get married asap
your biological clock is ticking.

>>507
Btw, I am chubby but I am cute
I am in my early 30s but I look like Im in my 20s
I am well educated
I am very talented
I have my sis to talk with whenever I have a problem
I got my parents who can help me raise a baby
I am in no rush baby

In addition, I know most men are really easy to me
so if I don`t get arrogant then I can always get pregnant
if he does not have no problem

There are tons of many good women but only few good men
That is a problem

I do not care about his salaries as long as he works hard for the family
I even have a house
I can work hard as well to raise a baby but since men are so
inferior, choosing the right one is really difficult

See, eventhough I am very good and superior, if my partner is so stupid,
it affects my dearest baby, okay?

It is okay to marry if I won`t have a baby but if I want my baby then
I have to choose right

Having only a parent, having divorce, husband got many issues, that is not
exactly something I want in my life

first of all, you get a boyfriend.

Having a boyfriend is kind of slutty in my age
I will rather go with お見合い
Why would I need to have a sex with guy eventhough I do not
rather he is going to marry with me?
That is so waste of my oval
I do not want it to get dirty, I`ll stay cleaned

but no guys want to date you anymore lol

ur still young and you can`t even find you partner?
I mean, I even had guys to hang out with when I was young lol

How often do you shampoo your hair?

"Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods.
In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock.
Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God.
That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt. Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction.
Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you. He will have compassion on you and make you a great nation, just as he solemnly promised your ancestors.
"The LORD your God will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today, doing what is pleasing to him." (Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT)

"The glory of Israel will fly away like a bird, for your children will die at birth or perish in the womb or never even be conceived.
Even if your children do survive to grow up, I will take them from you. It will be a terrible day when I turn away and leave you alone.
I have watched Israel become as beautiful and pleasant as Tyre. But now Israel will bring out her children to be slaughtered.
" O LORD, what should I request for your people? I will ask for wombs that don't give birth and breasts that give no milk.
The LORD says, "All their wickedness began at Gilgal; there I began to hate them. I will drive them from my land because of their evil actions.
I will love them no more because all their leaders are rebels. The people of Israel are stricken. Their roots are dried up; they will bear no more fruit.
And if they give birth, I will slaughter their beloved children." (Hosea 9:11-16 NLT)

this freak keep on writing in my thread

I wash my hair everyday!

"And there will be strange events in the skies – signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides.
The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up.
Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!"

"Then he gave them this illustration: "Notice the fig tree, or any other tree. When the leaves come out, you know without being told that summer is near.
Just so, when you see the events I've described taking place, you can be sure that the Kingdom of God is near. I assure you, this generation will not pass from the scene until all these events have taken place.
Heaven and earth will disappear, but my words will remain forever" (Luke 21:25-33 NLT)

what do you think is the best phrase about marriage in the Bible?
I like the one which said about " you are not alone anymore "
when God created Eve for Adam

"The ark of God was placed on a new cart and taken away from the house of Abinadab on the hill.
Uzzah and Ahio, sons of Abinadab guided the cart, with Ahio walking before it, while David and all the Israelites made merry before the Lord with all their strength, with singing and with citharas, harps, tambourines, sistrums, and cymbals."
"When they came to the threshing floor of Nodan, Uzzah reached out his hand to the ark of God to steady it,
for the oxen were making it tip. But the Lord was angry with Uzzah;

God struck him on that spot, and he died there before God." (2 Samuel 6:3-7 NAB)

"He who spares the rod hates his son, but he who loves him takes care to chastise him" (Proverbs 13:24 NAB)

"Chastise your son, for in this there is hope, but do not desire his death.
The man of violent temper pays the penalty; even if you rescue him, you will have to do it again." (Proverbs 19:18-19 NAB)

" Father, you souldn't have done that! I like living alone!"

"If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations,
near at hand or far away,from one end of the earth to the other:
do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you.
You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery.
And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst." (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB)

"Thus says the Lord: 'I will bring evil upon you out of your own house.
I will take your wives (plural) while you live to see it, and will give them to your neighbor.
He shall lie with your wives in broad daylight. You have done this deed in secret, but I will bring it about in the presence of all Israel, and with the sun looking down.'"
Then David said to Nathan, "I have sinned against the Lord." Nathan answered David: "The Lord on his part has forgiven your sin: you shall not die.
But since you have utterly spurned the Lord by this deed, the child born to you must surely die." (The child dies seven days later.) 2 Samuel 12:11-14 NAB

"The spirit of the Lord came upon him (Sampson), and he went down to Ashkelon, where he killed thirty of their men and despoiled them;
he gave their garments to those who had answered his riddle."
(Sampson used the garments to pay off a bet he lost.) Judges 14:19 NAB

big mistake Adam
Im gonna kick u out from this place
i gotta have HAAAAAAAAAAALF

>>508
chubbyでcutってお前は小林亜星か

There are quite a few people here and there who evaluate themselves by their own standards.
Even Himuro, who is a comedian famous for his ugly face, regards himself as handsome.

If you think of person who is chubby, what comes to ur mind is
who you are, when you get chubby

Sorry, I mean Himura , Banana man

and so I would say >>528 looks like Kobayasi and >>529 looks like Himuro
Poor thing...

Ugly should stay slim but anyways, being so ugly, it really makes no difference

Unlike that, when ur face is good enough, sometimes u look quite cute
eventhough she is chubby. She gets so pretty when she gets slim
Either way, visa versa is fine for her
BECAUSE she was born this way unlike the above people

maybe u guys need to fetch some plastics

What happened to you, Adam
We lack sex for almost a decade

When the LORD your God brings you into the land you are about to enter and occupy,
he will clear away many nations ahead of you: the Hittites, Girgashites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites.
These seven nations are all more powerful than you. When the LORD your God hands these nations over to you and you conquer them, you must completely destroy them.
Make no treaties with them and show them no mercy. Do not intermarry with them, and don't let your daughters and sons marry their sons and daughters.
They will lead your young people away from me to worship other gods. Then the anger of the LORD will burn against you, and he will destroy you.
(Deuteronomy 7:1-4 NLT)

Because You always nag about my sexual techniques like" Don't give me too much pistons
so quickly as AV actors do.", which caused me impotence.

I just want things in romantic ways, too much piston
made me feel like Im just a living hole, you know

Eve, I think that you eat too much and what happened to ur tummy?
Your voice sounds pretty different from before
You wore something nice before but now ur always wearing something like pjs

Because u have gone away too much...and God did not admit
having affair, but God did not forbid obesity, you know...
I did not betray you in that way, but maybe I betrayed u in different ways

"Go up, my warriors, against the land of Merathaim and against the people of Pekod.
Yes, march against Babylon, the land of rebels, a land that I will judge! Pursue, kill, and completely destroy them, as I have commanded you," says the LORD.
"Let the battle cry be heard in the land, a shout of great destruction". (Jeremiah 50:21-22 NLT)

u know what. I really love this guy Ginji Sagawa!
my sis also love him but my friends around me don`t luv him
I enjoy his video, I think he is totally wildish!

I don't know what he is like.

i really love a guy in a tank top with muscles
and some cute smile

【社会】 しまむら店員を土下座させてツイッターに画像を晒した女、強要容疑で逮捕★２
http://uni.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1381117622/

>>544
You like 武井壮,don't you?

No child of an incestuous union may be admitted into the community of the Lord, nor any descendent of his even to the tenth generation. (Deuteronomy 23:3 NAB)

I like this >>547

I know you deviated from the righteous path of humanity.

>>544
Don't tell me you are a guy.

I like to party tonight with hot sloven Russian chick! bring booze!

I really hate gay in Japan
They just love to have sex with whatever they see
Tell bunch of lies to get marry with a woman and have their own child
Full of lies
They don`t even care about nobody but themselves

I believe that Bible is much better than those lies which gays are
saying to their partners
It is the most nasty thing that human can do

but they always claim their own rights!
They are detroying other`s life but they want their own rights!
That is so humiliating thing to hear
Have they ever imagine how much pain the partner has to go through?
I hate liar!

Almost all the guys are nasty and so dumb
So many liars

http://youtu.be/RKsKlRaiWPU

I used to think that gays are those who becomes child molester
Since we hear nothing from gay people, we all have wrong image of people who we really don`t understand much about
It just need a person to understand you with full respect and you can alway walk forward
That was my ex-boyfriend. I had a trouble on my own. He did a lot of gambling but he gave me my path to my life

Why is it so hard to love the way we are?
Sometimes some lies helps you to live but lying to certain things, such as the marriage,
it really does not help you with anything sometimes, especially, when you are hurting somebody with your lies
It is very depressing to everyone
Nobody`s life should be detroyed in that way
I believe that there are some acceptions but mostly are unnecessary lies

I mean exeptions

I think there are gays who accept themselves but I think that the true problem is
that there are gays who hate themselves eventhough they are gays

I believe we all can love or hate ourselves. I honestly hate myself sometimes, but on the other day,
I just love myself. Some people might call me that I am ill but I just think that is such a normal thing
We all don`t love ourselves every single day. Sometimes, we all feel we want to disappear

How can you possibly try to convince others to understand yourself when you hate yourself
We all do have stereotype, we are not all perfect, we all make mistakes to understand others
As long as we try to make others know who we are, people will never understand you
Your existance will be left like you are totally nothing, worthless
But if you know that you worth living and love yourself, not all but some will at least try to understand you
the way you are

I always hated someone who tells me that they understand me
Because I always knew that they never know me
That is true. Eventhough, your family, your best friend, your partners,
we try to understand ourselves but it is not that easy and we fully
cannnot understand each other even after we pass away
Understanding is not that easy thing so I do not like lies sometimes
It is so dangerous and it can kill you sometimes

>>552
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojbEXFfXHMw

She wants to hear your opinion about being guy in japan.

>>561
insene

>>562
×being guy
○being gay

>>552
Is it possible for me to send her your 552 posting as middle aged woman from hiroshima?

Ovigously, readed is a readed basement reagadress of their claims.
Why peopoepople didn't domesticome from what it is like,,,uh...traditional Japanese "折り紙” in Tokushima.
I think there are a lot of reasons hiding beheind the basement and will turn out fire basement by April 2014.
Please don't mess up your thought-out avid style.
I hope human beings get the chance and become a true tears.

Don't let your boyfriend take photos of your nude, nude videos.
You know what I'm talking about. The incident where 18 year old girls was
stabbed to death by his ex boyfriend.

I think there's nobody wanna get Korean guy, but
To get Korean guy, all you have to say is "Do you love my poop?" with Russian accent

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I would like to see my nude pic when I was young
I got so BBA and I don`t really remember how I even looked like
several years ago when I was thin
Ecup with no boobs falling down , waist of 61cm, hip was like 80
So cute and sweet and so complete
I really regreat that I didnt let my ex take my pic

Your ex is a gambling addict, right?
If so, he would milk you for money by use of your nude pic when he is skint.

How can you describ yourself as so good?
It's because you are a real fucking narcissist.

I know. So maybe I was lucky enough that I never let him take my pic
but I feel I should have naked pic of my own for my own good

>>571
sorry, but it is the total fact

You don't know what facts are like at all.
A fact can get a position as fact after it is verified by a third party.
We often required you to upload your pictures but you completely ignored our request.
Who the hell believes your story?

why would I ever need to convince you that I was so pretty?
It is so anonymous and what type a ho upload her pic on such a thread
Think about it

>>569
http://blog.livedoor.jp/aoba_f/archives/33449643.html

I know. My friend and I promised to see each other in Osaka and
she really did not recognize me, she paused for a moment
when I called her name

She was like, " Jesus. I could not recognize you. What happened to you?
You got so fat!!! "

I told my My ex-bf I gained my weight and my waist gone to 61 to 67
and he kept on saying, " oh dont worry. I like chubby girl"

Then I said " oh, I gained my weight again " and my waist gone to 67 to 74
and he said " it`s okay. keep on eating. I love how you eat "

Then I said "oh, damn it I gained my weight again " and my waist gone to 74 to 80
and he said " ... maybe you need to have a diet "

Then I told him, " I thought you told me that you love me eventhough Im fat "
then he said, " Not that fat! " and I told him,
" I have lost my faith in you. Gave me back some money you borrow from me, you idiot "
and we got into big fight and my waist was still growing bigger

he said, " Now your voice is different. You sound so fat "
and I was like sh*t the f*ck up. ur using my money to live, A** ho*e!
And I never stopped eating

>>577
太る以前で既にトシちゃんより重いやん
http://www.toshihikotahara.com/profile.html

cant you see it`s not my weight. It`s my waist aho

Who cares such a thing? No one is interested in what size your waist is.
Your posts, most of which is full of your private matters, always discourage me from using this thread.

so dont read
someone comes to my thread and post something
you got nothing private to talk about

I got a wart on my dick

EWWWWWWW OMG
Go to the hospital asap

I looked up on the net and it said that it can spread to your anus inside and outside
EWWWWWWW
Do something
It must be so itchy... Whatever you do, wherever you go must be itchy...
Dont you let anyone blowjob your thing b/c it can spread through their mouth and throat
EWWWWWWW
Pls go see a doc

btw the former kat-tun tanak's dick pic leaked out.
rumor has it that his prick has pearls inside.
cool beans!

it seems so hurt
people`s dick aren`t born that way so they must leave the way it is

how could they ever stuck the pearks into their son?
it is quite unbelievable

infection is something that you have to worry about
when placing the pearls into their own penis
what happens when they age?

Guess the meaning of the slang

cut off en unit

Smith: Un enbitan cutting off en unit? Be en shemale?
Paul: No dom mistress please sorry :(

Smith: It's a way
Paul: ahhhhhhhhh

I would like to ask native English speakers about the following conversation.

Female: That was a pretty interesting lecture, don't you think?
Male: Fascinating. I've never thought of cockroaches in that light before.
How long did he say they'd been around? 350 million years? Amazing!
F: Yeah, and to think they've hardly changed in appearance.
They must have good survival skills.
M: Well didn't you hear that part? Apparently, they can detect the tiniest change
in air movement so it's almost impossible to even get close to them.
And they move so fast that you can forget about catching them.
F: Oh, I must've missed that. But I certainly didn't need telling about their
foul odor and resistance to pesticides. I had them in my last apartment,
and it's pointless trying to get rid of them. They're invincible.
M: Yeah, I know. I find it really hard to believe that people keep them as pets!
F: It's not the pest variety though, is it? I mean, you wouldn't keep a dull old
cockroach as a pet, would you?

In the last line, the woman said
"I mean, you wouldn't keep a dull old cockroach as a pet, would you?"

Some of us think "dull old" means "boring and ordinary".
Others think "slow and old".
Which do you think is correct?

>>591

It's been a while since people from overseas disappeared from this thread.
I hope some of them will come back and answer your question.

Posts from overseas have a string of characters after a post time so
you can tell if they are from overseas. In your case you are not posting
from overseas because there's not string of characters after "23:42:54.45."

I vote for "boring and ordinary".

>>all

I think that I will do English work by a sub job.
Then, if there are any good job offers, I want you to teach.

I have many pens.
You may envy me.

>>594
Dont worry.

I have Big pen so I dont envy you

>>595
I have MANY pens.
I have big pens, too.
They are bigger than yours.
You may envy me.

Not at all. If I were a child, I may envy you but I'm an adult, so I can buy such inexpensive things like pen as many as I want.
Actually, I have a lot of pens.
Still, there remains a possibility that I may envy you now matter how slim.
It depends on how big your pens are.
If they are much bigger than I imagine, I'll surely envy you.
In that case, I'll sneak into your room and steal them. So be careful!

why so serious?

You only get one life, so I am so serious.


No one can sneak into my room.
Regardless of that, those big pens are too big to place in my room, so they are now in my parents' house.
What's more, you cannot find my address.

I proudly announce I got 600.
I proudly announce I did nothing during this three consecutive holidays.
I went outside for only three hours or so during the period for the first time
in a week. Basking in autumn sunshine felt good.

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/hoshusokho/imgs/9/6/9630558e.jpg

This place is Australia.

オーストラリア人どもやっぱ嫌いだわ。
うぜー。論理力もない最低なやつらだわ。
恥を知れ。

いっとくがオーストラリアと戦争したとか日本人は思ってない。
思っててもオーストラリアなどアメリカにたまたまついてただけで戦勝国なんではないと思ってる。
それにオーストラリアは日本を敵にした時点で、人種差別に加担した国。
第二次大戦の正義は日本にあり。
日本はオーストラリアに対して反省などこれっぽっちもしてないのであしからず。

Turkish is a odd term. -ish has a meaning of something similar to.
Turkic is an authentic Turkic lived in central Asia. So, Turkish living in Turkey is not real turks.
And turkmen has a definition of turkmen. So I have a question. Who is English?

Australian is a bunch of wanker and criminals. And sadly, Austkorean is famous in the place.

New Zealander is a pure wasp white supremacist.

I have doubt about your question itself
According to Oxford advanced learner's dictionary, the definition of -ish is as follows
1 from the country mentioned
2 (sometimes disapproving) having the nature of; like
3 fairly; approximately
When you refer to coutry-related word, you should apply 1 to the meaning.
The answer is, therefore, that the English are people from England.

nnn I doubt English are people from England. Because there were nobody in Britain.
Lots of Englander live in England are originally from Europe and central Asia. correct?

I have a little knowledge about Eupopean history and so, basically I agree with you.
But I don't understand atll why the word should be interpreted from a historical viewpoint
In that connection, history has nothing to do with it.

English cover up like Chinese. liar. I guess English have distorted truth.

I must admit I have bad breath.
brushing teeth doesn't work, mind you.

OMG you should go to the dentist asap
But worrying too much about that is rather bad for your breath
sometimes my sis also has bad breath
but she could give birth to two cute children!(*^_^*)

there's no corelation between having bad breath and giving birth to two children.

Maybe you`re just young b/c you`re too arrogant and uneducated

There is a good saying which I heard from granny saying
if I lose something, I gain something

read this
http://www.babys-room.net/column/ikuzi/ninshincolumn8.html

my virgina is not used since 2005
where in the world have i been?

maybe already in the heaven

there is a good news
when men do not have sex, he may have a chance to have a penis cancer
but for women, her life lasts longer

That kind of reminds me that maybe guys things are like germs

a thread of dirty speaker of dirty English

Warning
This thread en hacked by a dirty speaker of dirty English.
All Japanese people, leave and take care/

>>611
Maybe there's something wrong with your internal organs.
In that case, coat of your tongue sometimes smells bad, so it might be better for you to brush it along with your teeth.
I'm not a doctor, so I don't know whether it's good for your health or not, though.
I also have a bad breath and I had an experience of being dumped by my girlfriend when I was young.
So I really feel for you.
People nowadays are so sensitive to bad smells that I think there are quite a few who are suffering this problem.

I have studied that Nanking 大虐殺 made Ausutralian.
I hate Australian.

>>615
I'm really good looking but have't used my penis for so long that
I forgot counting years anymore.

>>622
I do have no problem but maybe your penis do have some problem
Lack of sex might cause some cancer to your own son

all the guys are named " germy "

bad breath usually comes from ur organs
maybe lung or digestive system
if you eat too much meat and less vegetable and fruits, it may smell bad
also careful with greasy bad oil. Take something like olive oil

I really love to floss my teeth
My day won`t start until I floss my teeth throughly
You cannot imagine how much dirty things are hiddened between ur teeth

don`t u dare do the blowjob. It`s not good for your teeth
that place is filled with germs, u know
I saw some guys posting this adult goods, and it seems that
guys really dont need blowjob anymore
or maybe just hands will do

u must see how much dirt comes out from ur teeth when you floss
im sure i don`t wanna combine them with sperms
it feels really sick

Nobody wants to ejaculate in your mouth.
Stick to your own thread, bitch.

shut up u germ

Listening to heavy metal, I often learn unnessery words.
For instance...deliverance,martyr,halo,confssor,the lotus eater and and so on.
They are not used, at least in daily conversation!! I've got to learn more usuful and practical idioms or vocabularies though.

The only havy metal I have known is baby metal.

The best way to learn daily-used English is watching foreign dramas, I think.

do u guys watch "modern family?"

I wonder why there is no foreign talk show

This is because English is a very boring language.

I haven't gone outside this whole week.
I meant to go out on Saturday or Sunday but was lazy enough to stay home.
Yes, I'm a really socially reclusive.

What do you do?

What do I do?
Read the word the below out loud like Christel Takigawa.


"Hi・Ki・Ko・Mo・Ri"

I sometimes think about the people who have special ability, including
those who have some unscientific special abilities such as stopping time etc
and I also feel for them that it would be so difficult for them to maintain those
abilities living in this society, because it would be shattered by most of the
mediocre.

It is true that there are tons of mediocre in this society who love to live
in order, well that's not a bad thing, however, the real evil on being in order is they
love to maintain this public order, forcing to whomever it is. Especially in this country
this orderly society is too strict to everyone. Naturally those who may have a possibility
to disturb public order would be eliminated. However, there are not only the ones who
wish to act like that intentionally but some are just being there and do something interesting
may cause disorder in the community. But we can also call them as genius. It is hard
to distinguish to where to where is called disorderly acts and where to where maybe a
spacial abilities.

It is true that there are tons of mediocre in this society who love to live
in order, well that's not a bad thing, however, the real evil on being in order is they
love to maintain this public order, forcing to whomever it is. Especially in this country
this orderly society is too strict to everyone. Naturally those who may have a possibility
to disturb public order would be eliminated. However, there are not only the ones who
wish to act like that intentionally but some are just being there and do something interesting
may cause disorder in the community. But we can also call them as genius. It is hard
to distinguish to where to where is called disorderly acts and where to where maybe a
spacial abilities.

>>628 rude to Germanic people. Shut en Englander, Brits, Kelts, a bit of United Kingdom or whatever.

>>638 special ability??? the word of special ability...not proper and highly offended.
discriminating Arabic? What do you think Engl?

Genius doesn't mean anything. Genius is just a word such as Jesus.
The word of Genius doesn't carry anything. "talented" is da most common word.

I don't undersatnd what stopping time means.

English should use 漢字.
漢字 is very　便利.

to describe genius person. Genius rather has a meaning of troublemaker, annoyance, encumbrance, pain in the ass...or what the fuck in reality.
Don't read the dictionary all the time.

I thhink sound is very important for English.
However, I think visual(ideogram) is more important for languages.
The more you read long sentences, the more ideogram is very conveniet.

People who can read long sentence is genius.
Because, long sentence is basically a crap of genius.

I often see those who watch English sub videos reading aloud.
English doesn't suit rapid reading because no 漢字.

Actually, audibility is as important as visual sensation.
In fact, English sounds terrible when visual sensation is above of the sound.
Just English speakers are used to the sound of the English.
But it doesn't mean I like the sound of Chinese or Korean.
Because they are ruck of sound. I mean I should point out, they have poor sound.

Japanese language brings in English and other foreign languages by using Kataka.
Katakana English is not right English but very conveniece.
Japanese can instantly make out that Katakana is loanwords or technical terms.

If Korea use more Kanjis, Korea may develop more.

I can't deny 漢字 is wonderful. But, sometimes, too complicated to read real Chinese letters.
I don't think Chinese catch the detailed meaning of every part of complicated 漢字 or do they?

So I don't want Korea use Kanjis.

Katakana is full of Genius to see. For example dejital デジタル is not right pronunciation of digital ディジタル
Sounds flat, however, can avoid the animal-like sound I believe.

For sure, Kanji characters are convenient for fast reading, still I have doublt about the superiority of Japanese as a language from a different point of view.
When you describe the same situation, you can express it more simply in English than in Japanese.
For example, if you translate the following English sentence, how do you say it in Japanese?
" I miss you"
I think Enlish has a lot more vocabularies than Japanese, especially with regard to abstract words, so that you can't decide which is better, English or Japanese as to fast reading.

"I miss you" is very convenient word of English.
stupid Japanese translator misunderstood or exaggerate the simple expression.
"I miss you" should be like "I'm leaving you left" which is dry. "Aitai" is a mistranslation with wet feeling.
In korean? I heard pogosipo or something. that's funny.

English language can't reach the following thinking.

・日本は第二次大戦で悪くない。悪いのは連合国側。　Japanese language > ( wall unable to get over) > American Egnlish.
・捕鯨も捕海豚も日本は悪くない。 Japanese language > ( wall unable to get over) > Australian English.

Therefore, Japanese is better.
English has not reached Japanese thinking yet.

Because English is a world renowned language. Who made the world map first?
English. Who tried to invade Asia? English. As Hong-Kong became the English speaking country.
I don't argue with the superiority of Japanese language. Because sadly lots of westernized Japanese don't know the possibility of Japanese language.

If you want to justify your argument, you will have to take up arms against the allied forces and beat them.
You know, losers are always in the wrong.

Egnlish language reach the thinking "losers are always in the wrong", doesn't it?
English is a anachronism.

>> 657
Not right. Because whaling is what English, the united states and viking normally do including sea shepherd.
why not Japanese can't, in near Japanese sea or pacific ocean? traditionally, whaling has been popular from B.C in Japan.
I sure the sea shepherds kill and eat Dolphins and whales. Paul's ancestors surely did.

About the whaling, the problem is the extinction of species. If there are many of whales and Dolphins, People can't eat fish and chips anymore.
So, culling is needed. For maintaining sustainable amount of harvest, "Over killing" is the problem.

You two are right.

>>660 No, I don't think like that. English is a language of English.
For example, one normally or subconsciously mentions "never forget 9.11" or "No Bush"
It doesn't mean anything to civil of Iraq and Asians.

(I can never read long sentence)
I learn again English. To tell the truth, I discover bootleg mangas.

Heh. how cheep talk. whaling and WW2

>>660
Anachoronism? Well, any history shows that the proverb is true, so English has nothing to do with it.
For instance, even in Japanese history, a proverb, saying 勝てば官軍 came into being in the Meiji period.
Of course, talks, discussion , negotiation or whtaever are very beneficial tools for us to maintain peace and order.
But what if such methods ended in failure, what would you do after all?

>>663 yeah, so argument in English is nothing. Extremely, having English blood is required in English-English place. still.

>>667
I can explain it in Japanese but can't do in English.
My thinking is better than サンデル.
I must write a thesis.
I have already overcome the law of cause and efect, the incompleteness theorem , the law of the excluded middle and, of courese, a theroy of Justice.

>>666 yeah, so talk about hentai. Speaking of which, I think you are not on the level to talk about hentai.

>>669
I watched 白熱教室 on a site a long time ago and got interested in him.
I'm reading a book titled サンデルの政治哲学 by Kobayashi Masaya now.
Well, judging from the standpoint of God, the proverb may be wrong, but we are all humans so that we can't see all aspects of a thing at a time.
For this reason, we are apt to think that justice is on our side, not them in any confrontations.
It can't be helped.

lol

I read Justice or something. That was so boring I almost died

>>671
Bakanokabe（馬鹿の壁) says the same thing.
I have already known　Common good (共通善)　and the priciple in Japanese.
His thinking has a risk to go to the relativism.

Let us watch Lovelive!
I love Umi!!!!!

Michael Sandel is just like a biblical teacher, Paster. I've seen him many years ago on TV.
I love perverts!

In my opinion, justice will never win and lose. Because justice is a common name of pet.
One of my friend has a dog named after justice. He is so adorable in English garden.

in petting , my butt is the most valuable thing you know im saying .

Learn history quickly people of Japan
http://www.conflicts.rem33.com/images/Russia/rushist_2.html

Or probably Korean should face to the history.

It's an old history book, but yet new to Asians.
Because they don't learn history from other perspective.

fanny is another way of saying oshiri.

I have not sexed since 2008.
I will probably go to 風俗 near future.

>>681 ？？？

Get out if you don't know how English works.

>>683
Maybe you have misunderstood the first word is "funny" not "fanny" as I did. :-)

My girlfriend like to kurikuri her small bean with my peroperoing her ear and pinch her nipple.

yeah, at the same time, No. I judged many of people can't understand what >>681 means.

>>686 really? I want to kick and punch your English girl ;-)

I want to let her go to heaven by useing my son, but my son can't let her go to heaven.
I am not wrong.
My son is wrong.
I always scold my son after the pro wrestling with her.
I will play 3P ( 3 are she, my son and I.. P is "p"ro wrestling, of course) this weekend too.

Maybe your son is just so small....

Put something like a pillow under her back, and do it.
Probably she will show different responses.

Let's ５Ｐ to ８Ｐ。

ＧＲＯＵＰ　ＳＥＸ　ＩＳ　ＮＩＣＥ

Sex ? NO ! PRO WRESTLING !

My son is about 16,7cm tall when he is anger.

>>691
Thank you for your advice. You must be a pro wrestler.

I try making a habit of reading English books to improve my English.
I used to read one without using a dictionary so that I can put emphasis
on understanding storyline. But reading this way, you can't enrich your
vocab so, as for the book I read now, I use a dictionay. The disadvantage
of reading this way is it takes a lot of time. To strike a balance between reading precisely
with a dictionary and just understanding storyline without a dictionary
is extrememly difficult. Really frustrating.

>>695
It will be solved by time. take it easy

By the time it is solved, I'd be 300 years old, meaning I'm in grave.

Don't exaggerate,please!
Even a monkey can master English, if he speands such a long time on studying it.

I don't mind licking young girl's anus. In fact, I'm eager to do it for that matter.

Ew

I agree even monkey can master English nowadays if they can open their eyes.

I wish I had a young papan.
People look up papans on the Internet, but nobody leave the room of papans.
Japanese often say papans aren't famous with young girls.
Come to think of it, I have seen one of the older papans in Saitama.
Honestly, I look up to it.

What the hell is "papans"? Sounds so hentai....

Papans exist in your mind.
It's too bad I don't have any papans now.

So much for Hentai.
You pretend to be a hentai.

I like man to chin, but my girlfriend like chin to man.
She is a rider.

This thread becomes my diary from today.
No one can opposite it.

It's a beautiful autumn day for some, good for driving or something.
But as for me as always staying at home and wasting my time on 2ch.
Maybe I'll go to libray, although that means staying inside a building, too.

Slim Shady is in ALL OF US

>>708
That's a good way to spend days in such a fucking cold day.
When it comes to the season, I feel like I have passed through wutumn and got to winter.

>>710
Where I live, it was a beautiful autumn day.
I went to the library. When you hear library, it might sound academic,
but in reality, it's a destination for people who have nothing to do, nowhere to go to.
Some people look homeless. They read newspaper for free.

So true

Sink United Kingdom of slave of British loyal family of England of Anglia

of jews

Noriaki is da REAL

I don't think real is good. Me thinks
Arya of translation and other servant of angle and saxon and kelt and...of slaves.
Like Curst

FUCKING BBC AGAIN!!!!!!!
THEY ARE SO STUPID! HOW COULD THEY BLAME JAPAN EVEN TOUGH THEY USED TO KILL WHALES IN THE PAST???

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-24756168

>>717 外人は死ねよ。Die British, Die English, Die servant of United kingdom.Die anglo-saxon.
Norwegian has right to kill whale, why Japan not? Kill whale. Save whales which are nearly extinct/

And die Kelt

It is crystal clear that their criticism toward Japan's whaling is none other than racism under the name of
environmental conservation.

Anti-Japansese people don't have logical mind.
They don't recognize what fact is.
They are baka, aho , manuke, kuzu, otankonasu, touhenboku, hetyamukure and dotekabotya.
I hate anti-Japanese people but I love nontan.
I love untan, too. un tan♪ un tan♪

well then, Anti-British are every nice people.

Is very nice to pronounce Anti-British peepl, isn't it ?

Speaking of British people, I remember reading a book whose author is a British.
What impressed me most about his book was a word called "lifemanship", "one-upmanship" or something.
If what he said is true, I don't wnat to mingle with them.
It is because there are also not a few who has such a personality in our society, so I know very well how hard it is
to get along with them.

I'm very much in British fashion recently. They are real cool in the long run.

They are the shittiest people in human history EVER! If you can think logically, you can easily realize they are the evil! Like fucking Koreans and Jews!

I wonder when they will make an official apology and pay compensation money to the colonized counties which the UK invaded in the past.

The funny thing is they are actually really proud of their fucking history and often claim something like "we developed the infrastructures, made them civilized, taught the English language or whatever"

They the most shameless, arrogant, conceited, aggressive, racist, brazen, fucking retarded people...oops not people, animals EVER!

>>726
Truth or not, I hate the fashion of your saying. It's ダサい.

>>727
LOL you are one of those pathetic white wannabes who desperately wish you were white right?

I suggest some plastic surgeries to make your facial features look like whity! LOL

>>728
You don't know how much Japanese my kintama are, and I am very proud of them.

>>729
Whatever. I'm assuming your kintama is so small and has tons of pubic hair lol

>>730
Don't you know Kintama is metaphor for Japanese soul?
I'm really sorry it's not appropriate I wear Japanese kimono all the time in this age.
So I prefer British style clothing.

>>731
Japanese kimono lol
Speaking of kimono, I was freaking shocked and kinda embarrassed when saw this woman wearing a kimono in London.
She was so standing out in a crowd and I was like what the hell is she thinking?

Anyways why are you so into British style clothing?

>>732
I started with Italian fashion, which is most popular in Japan. But I've found it's not for me. Italian feel so sexy in the short term though.
The reason why I love British most is it's classical, I suppose.
I always like classic, classical music, art, whatever.

i don't know the difference between british fashion and italian fashion.
imo, british people fasten every button on a shirt, by contrast italian people don't and show off their chest hair

Oyaji joke

Q:　Which side of a sheep has the most wool?
A:　The Outside!

Then, here goes my Oyaji joke.

Which size of a bento box has the most love?
I size....ai-sai....愛妻.

Not interesting?....Okay, I'm leaving.

Sorry. I meant 愛妻's.

It's all Greek to me

If you don't know Japanese word,you can't understand >>735'joke.

>711 bless me

>>735->>740 nothing///

>>736
Pretty good.

I wanted to speak English with a foreigner in a cafe,
but she said she can already speak Japanese and did not want to.
She was very young, and was reading a Japanese book.
I'm so jealous orz

I'm sure that experience will make you study harder than before.
If you keep going, you will be able to speak English just like the foreigner speaks Japanese.

do you let ur pinky stand up while drinking coffee?
i know this macho macho man, he always drink his coffee with his pinky standing up

>>743
Language skill is one of skills. You don't have to be disappointed.

I noticed I don't like forigners , so I don't need English.

I don't like foreigners too! (only white people and certain Asians)

Am I racist or what?

>>748
Yeh, you are.

>>749
Are you gaijin?

>>750
What do u mean by that?

If so, fuck off!

>>752
Well, I'm a Japanese. What now?

>>753
Well, I suggest you should be naturalized as Korean or something :)

★　イギリス人の作った人種ランキング
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/feb/05/race-immigration

1位　アメリカ人
・・・金持ってるし英語も話せる。あいつらの文化好きだし。
（まあアフリカ系アメリカ人も含んでやるよ）
2位　他の英語圏の連中
・・・オーストラリア、カナダ、ニュージーランドの連中は女王の国民だしね。
3位　北欧の非英語圏の連中
・・・英語は流暢じゃないけど、よく働くし、まあ頭もある。俺たちくらいに金もある。
4位　南欧の非英語圏の連中
・・・面白い連中だし、俺たちと比べてそれほど貧乏人どもってわけでもない。怠惰なのは問題。
5位　アイルランド人
・・・あいつらのことは嫌いなんで。
6位　東欧の連中
・・・貧乏人どもだし、言葉通じないし。俺らがやりたがらないような仕事をやる奴らって感じｗ
7位　東アジアの連中（中日韓）
・・・よく働くし頭もある連中だけど、文化も言語も違いすぎる。
女王の夫（エジンバラ公）もあいつらの目は好きじゃないしな。
8位　南アジアの連中（イスラム国を除く）
・・・よく働くし頭もある連中だけど、人数が多すぎるのがちょっと勘弁って感じ。
自分たちの言語や宗教への執着も強い。食べ物が違うから臭いも違うし、隣人にはなりたくない存在。
9位　ラテンアメリカの連中
・・・イギリスからそれほど遠くないけど親近感は沸かない。
10位　カリブ出身
・・・犯罪者ども。俺らもボブマーリーとかは好きだし、
あいつらクリケットやったりする国ではあるけどさ・・・
11位　アフリカ出身
・・・戦争、飢饉、エイズ、腐敗。せっかく俺らがあいつらに自分たちで国を
統治する機会をくれてやったのにこれだよｗ
12位　イスラム圏の連中
・・・テロリストども。論外。

>>754
Lol I feel sorry for u that u were born like that
Anyway, I don't get any benefit from this shit..so I'm leaving! Have a nice one;)

>>756
Now you are leaving? Coward

japan is over.
bye bye Japan

>>758 you are good :D better than I. I almost die.

It's your turn baby

Since all foreginers who frequent are gone, this thread is nothing.

No I blame the fucking middle aged whore

541 名前：<丶｀∀´>（´・ω・｀）（｀ハ´　 ）さん[] 投稿日：2013/11/14(木) 16:15:03.67 ID:QfQXYXrG
生存者の証言から明らかになったベトナム戦争での韓国軍による
民間人虐殺の実態
The atrocities committed by Korean soldiers during Vietnam War.
Survived victims detail how Vietnamese innocent people were
massacred.

☆ 大部分が女性や老人、子供たちである住民を一か所に集め、
　　機関銃を乱射。
☆ 子供の頭を割ったり首をはね、脚を切ったりして火に放り込む。
☆ 女性を強姦してから殺害。強姦しながら拷問。妊産婦の腹を、
　　胎児が破れ出るまで軍靴で踏み潰す。
☆ トンネルに追い詰めた村人を毒ガスで殺す……等々。

☆ They(Koreans) gathered inhabitants who were mostly women,
　　elderly and children in one place and fired machine guns
　　indiscriminately.
☆ They(Koreans) smashed and cut off the heads and legs of
　　children and threw those body parts into a fire.
☆ They(Koreans) murdered the women after having raped those
　　women. And sometimes they(Koreans) tortured the women
　　while raping.
　　They(Koreans) trampled down the bellies of pregnant women
　　under their combat boots until the bellies tore and poor
　　fetuses broke out.
☆ They(Koreans) drove the village people into a tunnel and
　　massacred the people using poison gas ..... etc.

I got a kujibiki at 711 and the seller talked to me "u got this shin ra-men."
and i said "oh i dont like this ramen so i dont need this "

who the heck want that ramen that have so many bad fact that kockroaches head was in that inside .
the tenin was suprised at from my reply. i wouldnt wanna take that fckn terrible instant ramen to my home .

You are right.
辛ra-mens are the most うんこble ramen on the earth.

>>761
Don't worry.
They are larking to get a chance to emerge.

>>766
I'm waiting but still, no one shows up. Hope some people from overseas are lurking.
I understand it takes some courage to show up after traditional >>1
has gone and all.

something unkotish is trying to emerge from my anal .so scared

>>768
Emergency, right?

I am wondering what is the best way to consume a gummi candy.
Should i roll it in my mouth until it disappear?

This thread is officially dead now
Who should be blamed for?
Gaijins? The middle-aged woman?

２ｃｈって今海外から書き込めないのでは？

Is that so? I didn't know that!

2ch全ての板で、海外からの書き込みができなくなったようである。書き込むためには事実上月額課金しなければならないような仕様となった。

正義の見方（ー`´ー）も考える ３
http://mimizun.com/log/2ch/operatex/1371923541/

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http://nvmzaq.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-162.html

>>765 are good. But the ramen.....is bad.

tell me the meaning of of. bunch of the case, of is used. But I still can't get the meaning of of.
I can't even distinguish the meaning between of and ot. You will say "look up English-English dictionary"
yeah right, but, in English-English dictionary, I just can get an alternative words of of.
what is of exactly? Is of having other meaning?

In Japanese, of is translated as の(no)。
But の is just a single letter. And no meaning as connection postposition.
But, of is "o" plus "f". Not a single letter like a "a". Of course, I can't sleep till I get "of".
For example, there are phrasal verbs such as "get rid of" "think of". But, I guess even most of native speakers today don't know the meaning of "of".

>>776
u already can use of well

>>774
You can't access to 2ch from overseas even if you use a proxy server?

>>779
Japanese servers are ok overseas are not.

>>778 aight

are you guys talking about english grammar?

>>765
are you sure?? haha
though i don't like korea so much, i am addicted to eating the ramen!

>>780
Hmmm. They have to be tech savvy...

>>783
The ramen is a fuck! I always get diarrhea after eating it!

>>770
What a bizarre way to eat gummy candies!

I like to chew them because I like the texture like soft but hard at the same time!

Americans are nice. Stupid English and kelt for now.

>>786
your method is applied to a nipple, isn't it?

>>788
Are you hentai?

The word oppai sounds romantic to me.
I love mature lady's soft oppai. I really do...

I love young lady's chippai.
I want to click the nipples.

>>791
Chippai sounds shippai to me.
No romantic at all.

>>790 you from where?

>>793
The land of sunshine.

saudi arabia?

It's the land of oil.

No, Saudi is the land of corruption.

Politicians there are rich with oil money and the general public are poor.

However by the teachings of the Koran, the rich help the poor.

SLIM SHADY IS IN ALL OF US

I got 800 because I'd say I'm the one who deserved to do so.
I've been here quite a long time and I know the history of this thread
so to speak. I'm not boasting or anything. It's just that I've been
wasting my time for quite a long time. Nothing much has changed about me since
I came here in 2chan for the first time. I think the best time for this thread
was when 5 or more people from overseas with different cultural backgrounds frequented
this thread. Now that no people from overseas are here, this place is
like a desert. Hope some people from overseas are lurking.

I've got 740 score on TOEIC in May of 2013 and I've been studying English until today
except by studying just for improving TOEIC score.
I've been reading English books, watching animation and drama with English subscription and so forth,
and I'm going to take TOEIC test (will be my second challenge) in January next year.
I just wonder what score I would get.
Over 800 , or under 740.
Anyway, I'm looking forward to it.

TOEIC is very easy because it's not included speaking and writing test.
On the other hand,TOEFL is very difficult to get high points.
If you can get high points in TOEFL,you may have good English skill.

>>801
If you have studied as hard as you claim, then you can score over 800.

TOEIC is pretty easy
Actually I'm going to take it next month!
My current TOEIC score is 970 so hopefully I'll get 990 this time!
It's been years so I'm kinda excited

>>803
Thank you, sir.
I'll just do my best in that day.

800? Are you stupid or what?

Everyone can easily get over 900 unless you are uber baka hahahaha

>>804
Any reasons to take the test again except you can boast 990 score?

>>807
I'm not that kind of person who loves to brag about score, but I have this goal : getting these! 990 TOEIC score, grade 1 of EIKEN, 通訳ガイド, 国連英検特A級

Now I've done with 英検1級 and 国連英検特A級 but sadly people have no idea how hard these tests are. Somehow they think over 900 of TOEIC is more difficult or whatever....

So that's why I'm going to get 990 TOEIC score because apparently stupid people out there more appreciate it....

>>808
Yeah, I understand, but advanced English learners would think that you're just a certificate collector.
Anyway, good luck.

I envy you.

>>809
Yeah I know. But normal people think 990 = super or something. So that's why. Honestly I'm not a big fan of TOEIC.

But I kinda enjoy each process of getting a certificate like compared with the past, my English has become so much better and I feet that! I love it when I notice this moment.
Also I've been studying the Japanese history and geography for 通訳ガイド next year and so far I've learnt so much about the Japanese history and geography!

It's so fun and I like it.

>>808
The only thing I know from your typing is that you are stupider than those who thinks 900 score on TOEIC
is more difficult than getting grade 1 or Eiken.
Why are you so obsessed with other people's opinion?
What a poor guy...........

>>812
Honestly I don't give a shit about other peoples opinion whatsoever.
You know what? Among people who are studying English, if your TOEIC score is not 990, you are baka. That's it. Even 985 is useless like 10.
Even getting 985 is like you're bragging about your lack of English ability.
I can't believe there are so many "baka" people out there who shamelessly and unabashedly put their poor TOEIC score like 700, 800 on their fucking resumes. LOL
I bet they think they are good at English or something which makes me laugh so hard! LOLOLOL

How could you believe I'm stupider by the way?
Oh I get it. You're jealous of my score or something?!

I know. It is so much important to be able to speak in bed fluently
rather than having non useless lists of words

To those virgins, girls will be like
"not that hole, ass*ole"
u really need to understand that

I know when I was still a virgin, I was so afraid to have sex with
a virgin guy. He might not know where the real hole is... that's creepy

Gave guys a score for the creepiness

I guarantee there are like 980 for that here in Japan

まーた中年糞ババアか
早く精神科医に見てもらえ

here is another 979. GJ

>>813
Well then, if you can't get 990, you becom "baka" you call.
I wait for your good result with hope.
Good luck !!
Yet, there are strong possibility that your TOEIC score next time is under 950, I think,
but in this world, one cannot say for sure about something.
Just hang in there. hahaha lol

>>821
I don't understand why you think I have strong possibility to get such a terrible score!?

Are you jealous? If so, you'd better spend spare time on studying!
Well you are so baka you don't understand this!

I really do not know how long you been alive but
if ur still a virgin and never had a partner,
i guess you`ll never understand a life at all

The big difference between you and I is that I once had a life
Eventhough it didn`t work out right

It is so wonderful that 2 becomes or melt into 1

I am strong virgin believer although I failed...
if you never been a man, or had no chance to turned into a man,
then you most likely know less meaning of life

Those energy you have tends to pull you to the wrong direction
You are so vigor but you really do not know what to handle it, that`s it

I hated him gambling because those places are not good
Although, if that`s a choice he made, keep on gamblin, it is not my business anymore
No one really want to see a person`s life is ruined like that

What made him act in such a way? I don`t know much but sometimes ambition kills and eat
one`s emotions. Some uses that energy to go forward but mostly are eaten by those emotiions

Our generation are forced too much to be " Something " one day.
Somehow I hated that. I felt so ashamed. It is so cold and there is no worth to feelings we have
It is very hard to climb a ladder but it is also hard to give it up

Maybe he couldn`t give up. That made him run to gambling...
It was saddest experience of my life. To see a human weakness

It was pretty funny to see my ex`s behavior. He was so paranoid but
also very curious about things he saw. That was weird. I just told him
you no need to care about it but just concentrate on things you believe
but he was pretty different from me. My sense is much more rough than his sense, I guess.
It was my first encounter with a man, I still don`t know what man is.
They are so different from girls. The communication differ too, btw men and women, I noticed

no one is allowed to talk about my ex anymore in this thread
because I get really really upset. Especially the first one

I was so perfect so God gave me some pain, I guess

キチガイ警報

>>808
are you 関根 崚人さん from 千葉県?

http://www.kokureneiken.jp/voices/v1001.html

A ventriloquist was on stage one day doing his repertoire of Irish
jokes, when an Irishman in the front row of the audience stood up
and shouted, “Will you stop telling Irish jokes. We are not all
stupid, and I resent the implication that we are.”
The ventriloquist was immediately remorseful and was apologizing
profusely when the Irishman interrupted him: “I'm not talking to
you. I'm talking to that little fellow on your lap!”

>>827
I have power to foresee one's future accurrately,
and my intuition tells me that all guy you'll meet and fall in love with you is just good for nothing
and suffer from some kind ofmental disability which, in some case, lead them to gamble or something.
I can see your enjoyable and funny life so far and in the future. hahaha LoL

>>831
I have power to foresee your future accurately.
You are destined to get married to the middle-aged woman in the near future. hahaha LOL

>>832
gimme a break!
noboby needs an old hag !!

ＳＷＥＤＥＮ！

Speaking of Sweden, I love Yngwie Malmsteen and Joey Tempest.

>>832
Middle aged woman would be yummy!

>>835
I love Yngwie too!!!!
How about Opeth or Dark Tranquillity??

>>836
Do you know exactly the middle-aged woman?

She is a obnoxious, stupid, aggressive, condescending, shameless, selfish, brazen, talkative about her miserable relationship story!


Are you okay with this bitch? If so, you should go to mental clinic or something...

you should be more tolerant.

Wtf I am a super tolerant person though?

Anyways she is a REAL bitch, the queen of the bitch

Why the hell did Yngwie become fat???????

Which country do you prefer?

China or Korea?

I think this is the ultimate question, I think.

I personally perfer Japanese guys because most of them are just so easy
Not much effort and you could able to get a lot of things in return
including money lol

They dont even mind if their gf cheats on them lol
They are way too used to being a loser

So many decent Japanese women really dont like Japanese guys
More like, they have strong hatred towards them

what are you talking about out of the blue?

White>>>[unbroken wall]>>>Yellow>black>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Korean

>>846
Are you freaking kidding me?

White>>>>>unbroken wall>>>>>>>>>>>black>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yellow(excluding jap)>>>>>>>>>>>>yellow monkey jap


You know that! Just face the reality!

>>844
So why so many Japanese women got married Japanese men? Explain

Jew>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>White>>>>>>[unbroken wall]>>>>Black&Yellow>>>>>>>>>>>>Korean

Jews are the most intelectual people.

I don't know much about them but personally think that if they had been intellectual enough to obey God's order,
they would not have been a nomadic tribe.

>>848
can't u see?
because they've got money and they can be easily trained

>>852
So Japanese women are also big losers because they got married to Japanese men right?

The good example is like Anita
She is so famous in Japan
Telling people how Japanese men are so dumb

>>854
You are not answering my question you fucker
So Japanese women are also big losers right?

i dont think so
they are the biggest winner in the world
they just get everything they want

unlike their husband

Whaaaaat?! Oh wait a minute are you the apprentice of "the middle-aged woman" or something?! You sound her.....ew

I think one of my nephew is a nerd like you guys
I really would like him to learn English because as he gets older,
the pronounciation gets really bad

How should I make him learn English?

He really gets so upset when my sis and I start to talk in English
because he doesn`t understand

So I told him to listen but he gets so pissed

Just send him to the international school or English speaking country

Now problem solved!

Probably he will find friends who came from where the same country as he.

I think to learn the English, the environment is the important factor
Eventhough, we speak to him, he is so shy and won't say nothing
It is understandable

If your nephew is unwilling to study English, you should not oblige him to study it.
Studying needs willingness, right?
First of all, why do your sister and you speak English before him?? Are there any reansons?

sometimes we speak in Japanese, sometime we dont or we just mix them
It totally depends on our feelings

and my nephew goes like,
"mommy, dont talk in words that I dont understand"
He whines and gets so pissed at us
We are totally confused with his reaction because we had never felt that way

So then I told him that he dont need to understand but listen
but he really hates it soooooooooooooooo much

The other children dont show that kind of reaction though

The younger nephew, he learns English pretty quick
He already knows the Alphabet and his pronounciation is perfect

Maybe it is the individual difference. The oldest nephew is more like
thinking type. We stopped talking in English in front of him but we do not know
when we should start teaching him English

w

I can't throw dead ball all the time lol

Q: What do you call a man with a cable hanging out the back of his head?
A: Mike

Q: What do you call a man who is made of rock and stands beside the sea?
A: Cliff

Q: What do you call a man who lives in autumn leaves?
A: Russell

Q: What do you call a man on whom people wipe their feet?
A: Matt

Q: What do you call a man who likes to work out every day?
A: Jim

Q: What do you call a man with no legs below the knees?
A: Neil.

Cliff　Burton

Enland will support China.
キャメロン said so.

English people are　侵略支持者。

They are more concerned about the economic growth rather than the human rights in Tibet...

What a loser! Fuck off English people oops not people actually! They are human-looking barbarians like fucking chinks!

Tibet and Uyghur...yeah one of the hard place to survive.
Fuck off English. English make society worse.
There are NOT only English behind all of the problem though.

fucking Britich call themselves "gentleman".
Dont' make me laugh !!!
I just wonder if they know because of them, there are still lots of people who suffers from various diseases
and are in great despair in the Middle East.

Actually not just in the Middle East. They also colonized so many countries in Africa and now look at them!
Totally fucked up!!
But they are so proud of their fucking history like "we taught English and improve the standard of living" or whatever!

What a joke!

Hi everyone! Whats up?

Fine and dandy

Dandy?

ur so dizzy, everytime sun comes up

I'm not dizzy. I'm so handsome!

"fine and dandy" is a set phrase. I don't know how often it's used, but
as an English learner, you want to use a new phrase when you learned it.

>>880
Okay. I remember that.
anyways I'm jaw dropping handsome!

>>881
upload your photo.

No. I think you can't understand my super duper good looking!
I have perfect teeth, perfect skin, perfect nose, perfect eyes!

>>883
How perfect?

I don't like perfect.
When perfect people laugh, angry and are sad, they will become very ugly.
However not pefect people do them with very fasinoneting face.

>>884
Like my face is like the Japanese version of brat pitt!
I have even brighter white teeth! Well, it cost a lot money though

I bet your anal is handsome, too.

Yep! My anal is also handsome!
I got hair removal laser so its totally hairless!

Oh my. The trend in 2014 will be hairy anal so your anal will be
out of date next year.

Hairy body will not be a trend! Period!
Also my armpits are also hairless too!
There is absolutely no need to have armpit hair

>>883
I forgot to mention, I'm also relatively tall for Japanese!

My height is 185cm

[速＋]【国際】シー・シェパード　今季の調査捕鯨の妨害を宣言　和歌山県太地町ではイルカ漁妨害が激化　有名人が広告塔
http://headline.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/bbynews/1387021372/

Austkoreans again!

Fucking white supremacists!

It is not really good to be tall in Japan

Most Japanese heights are like under 175cm or less
I know many guys are under 160cm lol

Every places are build for short people only and
the most tall people have difficulties staying in very small rooms

like in the train in Japan, we have 2 seats both facing each other so close,
and look at all those shorty just fit in lol

me a shorty so i just fit in well but i hate when tall one comes and
sit in front of me because he just have very long legs

To live in Japan, we're being short is just so better hahaha

>>891
You're like an electric pole.
When you stand in the street, dogs pee at you.

Wow sounds like you're very jealous of my height lol so desperate

I always wonder why Japanese people are not talk like me. Sometimes I don't notice small people talking to me because they are not visible from my sight lol

I think in order to increase the number of tall people, japan needs to cut off all dicks of small people, say, below 170cm?hahahahahaha

Today I had a tough day so I'm going to seven eleven to get some alcohol....

Have a fight.

Hi guys,

I'm trying to take English lessons at "English Village" which is known for it's reasonable lesson fee,
but the quality of the class is what i'm worrying about...
Anybody here has taken it before? How was it?

Nope

I mean if ur small, it would be so much better to live in Japan
If you have 170, it is quite normal here. There are no guys above 180

Unlike guys, girls with height are struggling here
Many women are below 160 and if she has more, she is way too big for guys around here

The house is made for tiny people and it is pretty comfy

Like my sis had gone out with a guy, who's height is like below 160
but he rides a motorcycle! He came by to pick my sis up but she asked,
" do ur legs reach the ground?" before she hops to the motorcycle lol

He told her that he can and they had gone to sight-seeing with his motorcycle
but u really no need to consider about your height here!
cool!

Don't be jealous, smally ;)

tall people in japan more often hit their heads against 2X4s.
So when they are on top of a doubledecker bus in hong kong,
they would bump against signboards over and over again and die, i guess.

I am glad i'm small.

Driving a open car and coming out through a tunnel, they will turn into Alcindo.

I think all small people should die!

>>900
Never heard of the service. I'd go for an online English service whose
lecturers are all philipinos because the lesson fee per hour is 500 yen or
so (I dont't if remember correctly though). Some people are worried about their
phillipino accent but some services upload lecturers's English
on their website so you can pick up a lecture whose accent is not too heavy.

Another option would be to make friends with people from English speaking
countries, and talk with them on Skype. This is totally free. If you are a friendy
person and have people skills, then I'd recommend this.
Basically, I think it's stupid to pay just for talking with an English speaker.

>>907
Then you wouldn't be tall anymore, idiot.

>>908
I think Japanese people really do not need to consider about the accent
because no matter what they do, their accent stay the same

Phillippino got good accent, not like the ones that we have to ask so many times
to know what they are saying
It is rather much important to talk in English and to improve on your listening

I think for the beginner, I think Phillippino English is much easier to listen than
the fast speaking English
They got an accent but not weird at all

The most fastest English I ever heard was Indian speaking English
I totally did not understand what they were saying at first
but then I got so used to it and finally I'd catched up with them

Then Chinese English is pretty unique, you know

Korean and Japanese English almost sound the same

It was really funny that I became friend with this Indian girl
and we started to talk but she speaks super fast so I have to ask her
to speak slowly so that I can understand so many times

It was like, " okay, when do you take your breath?"

there seems no space between the words

It's rediculous to pay your precious money for such English lessons.
The following is what male student should aim at getting from such lessons.
If you're a man, develop intimacy with a female teacher during a first paid lesson
and after the paid lesson is over, do private online lesson free of charge with her.
In the private lesson, you two do cyber sex. This way, the first paid lesson
pays off. This is like a game. If you fail to engage in a private lesson with her, you
are loser. If you successfully do cyber sex with her, you're a winner.

I have no idea what cyber sex is like.

ewww
u guys are so sick
no wonder why u guys never had a gf in your life

it would be probably like, it's okay to have cyber sex as long as
ur not anywhere close to them

many women here are so disgusted with guys because they actually
never had a single date in their LIFE, like maybe 30yrs alone with
no conversation with no girls at all...

but they seem to have this freaky technique which they had learned from watching porn
OMG OMG OMG

but when they start to talk about the date・・・we girls are like,
"hey dat is NOT a date. That's something like u do to women who works in the bar・・・”

what a nightmare!

まーた中年糞婆が暴れてんのか

Chat in Engish (オバさん専用) Part2
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1377677658/

ババアのスレはこっちですよー？

>>915-916
Stop babbling.
Nobody wants to do cybersex with an old woman like you.

>>919
ohhhhh havent you ever thought about those women who are having
cyber sex with u? they must be feeling exactly the same thing lol

have you ever seen Teacher vs Student porn with chinese subtitles?
in those videos, "先生" is translated as "老師".
it seems kinda like a kung fu movie.

・・・so what is so fun about it?
dont play with your imaginary gf, get the real one, you freak

Let me tell ya all that


SLIM SHADY IS IN ALL OF US

Schools are now in winter vacation and workers are three days off from work because
monday is a national holiday.

My life is as usual. It's freezing cold outside.

oh and it's almost Christmas and I am so damn busy cleaning every single rooms
because my sis and nephews are coming to see us♪
what a nice holiday

I haven't done nothing for this Christmas yet...so busy

Fuck Christmas!
Only stupid Christians and pathetic Japanese do that stupid thing LOL

>>925
Go back to your thread.

>>926
I know. I felt exactly the same way as you did, when I had nothing to do in Christmas
BUT I do have some people coming this Christmas and you cannot imagine how happy I am!

>>926
I don't like Christmas, either.
But I'm going to have a piece of cake with my 2D wife on that day.
Do you want to know who she is?
OK. Go to youtube and watch an anime called Attack on Titan.
Her name is Krista Lenz, and she has beautiful blond hair and blue eyes.

>>928
I know the best way to make you happy more!
Just go to amazon and put on "vibrator" into search space and push enter button!
And boom! you'll see so many different types of vibrators!
It's so much easier to feel good without men right? No need to find a guy because you have a vibrator!

>>929
But you are still cerebrating Christmas with your virtual wife right? Then good!

I'll do nothing but staying home with some alcohol and snacks....

Japan is a Buddhist country I think japan should make Christianity illegal! That's all bad! So sick

Wow, what kind of losers gather here?
If you are a human being, have some sex like a human being.

I still wonder people are still having sex?
I read this somewhere people especially young people are not having sex and not dating at all. Is that true?

Not true.
Every 20-30 years old who leads a decent life has sex regularly.
Use your prick, gay boy.

Any evidence?

If you don't have any evidence and you are making it like true, you are nothing but Koreans who claim that japan forced Korean women to become "sex slaves" and has not apologized sincerely and paid any compensation money to the victims

Right? Korean?

Oh sorry, are you an virgin boy? If I hurt your feelings, then I apologize.
But you know, ordinary people in your age have sex daily, and you can't deny that.
Anyway, go back your masturbation, GO NUTS! haha

LOLOLOL

You seem so upset and desperate!
You are surely Korean which is so groooos! Ew

So you don't have any evidence right?
Please give me evidence now!

Why the one who has sex has to upset and desperate?
Don't you think "unpset and desperate" is more suit for a cherry boy?

Just hurry up! Give me the evidence!

Oh wait, I was right you are Korean!

OK, let's say I'm a Korean. Uri han kim park nida Nida.
A Korean who has sex a lot, or a Japanese who has never had sex yet.
mmm... That's a conundrum... or, is it?

Whatever

Just give me the evidence!

Sorry, that's a simple rule of thumb.
Just look around the town in Christmas, you'll get it.

You're boring.

more boring than not having sex?

Actually sex is not that fun as far as I'm concerned.

I prefer cool beer with some cheese to having sex

OMG! Is it true that people in 20s-30s have sex regularly?
Because I haven't had sex for almost a decade and my friend is still a virgin

I see porn sometimes but I feel nothing
To me, I think there is like too much surgery going on there and
the way they scream is kinda annoying

I do not want to have sex after I have a baby
I do not think many Japanese couples having sex regularly
Only some, I guess
They tend to become sexless after they had couple babies and
most women really do not care about it

I heard that japan is the most sexless country. Yeah but who cares?
Sex is not that important especially after having kids right?

I found this interesting article the other day, which you probably read before.
But here it is
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/20/young-people-japan-stopped-having-sex?CMP=twt_gu

This is interesting/funny video on japan too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpZbu7J7UL4

Also this is why I find Christians so strange....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ONFnwt_gAI

>>931
Thank you for your kind words.
What do you say to making some virtual wives like me?
I recommend that you make Hatsune Miku or Tamaki Kousaka your wife.
I'm sure they're almost as pretty as Krista Lenz,
and they'll both make your wine more delicious on the day.

>I see porn sometimes but I feel nothing

That's definitely a sickness.
You'd better go see a doctor immediately, otherwise you'll be infertile forever.

Many Japanese people do use the phrase "you'd better", but I don't like it because it sounds so bossy and arrogant....

Higher ranking people have every right ot be bossy and arrogant.
You'd better stop talking out of your hairy ass.

Actually I got medical hair removal laser or something on my ass.
So my ass is totally hairless and so clean like baby's ass LOL

I think what really makes women so disgusted is that I sometimes hear
that guys don't kiss a girl properly. It is this girl's first kiss but
this guy does french kiss. EWwwww
They have seen many porns and making so many women so sexless

Not only that, they don't try to enjoy kiss but try to proceed to the next stage right away
Ewwww....

It seems not romantic but so disgusting

Or I heard this thing, I do not know that it is true or not but
there are many girls who just have sex so immediately
They'll be like, "hey, c'mon!" and like "move ur ass!" lol

They become naked in the room with bright lights???
Showing off every part???
Poor man

No one asks your retarded opinion
Just go back to your thread

Kiss is nothing for men.
Do some blow job and open your legs, then you are a perfect woman.

>>958
Those kind of men are really so disgusting

I'd never let this psycho woman get blowjob because eww that's so disgusting as hell!
I'm pretty confident my penis will not react whatsoever!

>>960
you know what? I am so happy to hear that somehow lol

>>959
Unfortunately, all men are just like that except for, of course, impotent >>960.

Most men can relate to this, I wonder why some women suck at blowjob?
That's so bad blowjob it's like "meh" to the max

>>963
What the fuck are you talking about?
You let your woman do blow job for you?
Be like a MAN!
1. Hold her head firmly with your both hands.
2. Stick your prick into her mouth.
3. And shake your ass like a crazy monkey.
That's how proper blow job is done.

you guys, this is how gay works

Anyways, I hate it when I get "meh" blowjob which messes up everything.

I have a Canadian friend who said this before, if my girlfriend is not that good in bed, I break up immediately or something

Yeah bad blowjob is just UGH

>>966
You know what, it's really really difficult to give a nice blow job to a small dick.

I understand it's very hard to give a good blowjob for men who have really big dicks.

I heard its so tiring and sometimes women are literally chocked and even swallow all dicks.
On the other hand, it's very easy for men with small dicks.

>>968
Oops women can't swallow all dicks

it's like so so holiday here and you guys are just talking about blow job lol
get a life

You get a life
bad blowjob giver lol

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i know must been so hard for ha-ge to walk outside with this climate

Micro dick guy vs. Impotent guy vs. 30-something virgin lady
This must be a Christmas miracle!

I am NOT a virgin!!!

Finally the middle-aged woman's gone nuts lol so funny
I understand its so hard for you to go outside without a man lololololol

do old couples have sex regularly as well?
Eventhough, they are married and old?

>>976
Calm down, micro dick guy.
By the way, why do you have a pinky on your crotch?

I think having sex in their 30s, 40s is so disgusting I almost die lol

Just imagine 40 years age-ish people with grey hair have sex lol

It's so gross it's like criminal lol

>>979
OMG! I never thought I would share the opinion with you!
This is so miracle!
I had sex when I was in my 20s but I feel like not having it anymore
instead of having a baby!
I cannot believe those old people having sex regularly because
most people stinks

>>979
So, are you gonna stop having sex when you reach your 30s?
That's new. Micro dick guy will turn into "30-something Mirco dick Impotent guy!"
PERFECTION.

>>980
My parents still have sex like bunnies!

>>982
OMG! What is so wrong with them(>_<)lol
Being sexless is just the right way because once married,
it is almost family and you kind of feel so sick having it with your partner

>>980
Right? It's so disgusting like their skins are already shrinking but still they keep having sex?! What the fuck is their problem?

When you search porn websites, sometime you come across "MILF" porns you know? They makes me so chilly....

What the hell kind of people are they?
Having sex in 40s, 50s is all wrong! So wrong...
If they have time to have stupid sex, they should work for their kids, stupid oldies :):):):)

>>981
Exactly when did I say I have a small penis huh?
I don't think I have a big dick but I don't have a small dick too.

My penis is 17~18cm(not sure exact size because I've never sized) so it's relatively big for Japanese I believe

I'm pretty sure I will still want to have sex even after 60.
I'll probably buy a 20-year-old whore after a gate ball meeting.

>>986
You don't need to worry about that.

There are so many whores who are into old people (which I find it weird) out there!

>>985
It's OK to have a small penis.
Accept your tiny-teeny pee-pee, Micro boy.

>>988
What are you? Just jealous of my dick?
Or you have not ridden such a big dick or something? lol

>>989
I'm sorry, talking about penis size must be a touchy issue for you.
I sincerely apologize for that.
By the way, what is that tiny twig coming out from your pants?

>>990
LOLOLOL

Surely you have a small big because you are Korean right?

I heard the average size of penis is 9cm(erection size)! Is that true? Korean?

>>991
Whaaat!? That twig is your penis!?
Then I'm 100% responsible for that "Korean detected! seizure."
I am so so soo sorry, can you forgive me?

boring

being like 60s and still having sex is like a miracle
they should have some health issues, including dental ones
polydent is their best partner yeah

You know, sex is the best medicine for the elderly.
It balances their hormone stuff and keep them fit.
Eat healthy, exercise healthy and fuck healthy!

but it is so suicidal
I am so very curious that they may have a heart attack while they are having sex

>>996
It is said that most heart attacks happen 30 minutes or so after having sex, not during having sex.

Sure it's a miracle but so insane....

Imagine shrunk ass moving forward and back forward....

Just one one for this: DISGUSTING

there are a lot of people marrying because they had a baby these days
If we lost interest in having sex then there will be no baby at all
as well as marriage
Poor me
I should have married when I was in my early 20s

i wanna fuck 18yo qt when i 80
that must be so hugh hefner shit

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