Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 153

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Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 152
http://kamome.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1296257304/

Hey!!! you NEETs, nerds, YouTube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all over the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists and stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys.
And let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

This is the place to have a ball and Windows Me!!!!

I am second.

I know all.

this is proof of sparky's korean identity

>>4
I AM NOT KOREAN

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>>5
only true korean would deny it

>>6
NEIN!
＿|￣|○

Why do you use uppercase?

>>8
I don't know why I use upper case....

>>7
everyone knows of korea pact with germany. band such as kraftwerk
and zombie nation are made of korean investment

>>10
http://4ch.irc.su/
http://4ch.irc.su/+4/


This is my home computer

English is easy. But It's very difficult when Japanese learn.

How do you find?

>>11
4ch.irc.su has traced to korean city of monroe

>>12
don't say english is easy. native speakers get mad if yellow monkeys say so.

Как я люблю
Глубину твоих ласковых глаз,
Как я хочу
К ним прижаться сейчас губами!

>>16
Темная ночь разделяет, любимая, нас,
И тревожная, черная степь пролегла между нами...

I'm sorry, but it would never work. We will meet again when we die.

What lanhuage is that?

>>18
It's Russian. An old Soviet song about being a soldier away from home,
missing his wife and child, and that he'll return safely because she's
waiting for him.

Not sure where >>16 found it though.

>>17
I'm glad to see your face. I assumed your russian wife ordered you
not to use 2ch. It was my dilusion that you bragged about your wife's big boobs
hiding under anonimity .

>>15
fuck off, bitch

Why don't you confess you are Japanese, Sparky?

I know nothing about Russian, but when I heard Tamori, who is a comedian, speaking Russian, I thought what a gloomy launguage it was.
Then I realized it's because it's so cold in Russia that they can't open their mouths widely.

>>22
it is impossible because he is korean. he can admit to zapanese

I'have seen his face. He looked like not korean.
Even state-of-the-art korean plastic surgery technology can't deform
korean face to that structure.

Why they never consider about quitting scientific research whaling?..
I feel quite tired..

>>24
http://toki.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/usa/1228303625/301-400

She/He wrote "OMAEGANA" in this thread
This is simple phrase but not easy for not native Japanese speakers to
come up with

Where has kame-girl gone?
She didn't go well with イギリス人.
イギリス人 didn't go well with sparky either

>>22

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I don't want to see sparky discouraged in Japan.
Sparky would feel that he has nowhere to go on this planet.
Sucide would be the final option.
Japan is not a dream world. Just keep on dreaming.

See?
Sparky never writes long sentences
Cause Sparky knows
if he/she did, We can tell from his/her English that he/she is
not a native English speaker.

I live in a 3rd world country called Louisiana, USA. My life sucks here.
As a matter of fact. This is my life.... on nichanneru. w

>>30 Dreaming about what?

Then, I want to ask Sparky some question. How do you think about
Obama's health care reform?

>>32
about Japan. Japan is a gold contry which never existed, which
only exists in your dream. If you arrive Japan, you will be
disappointed. So just keep on dreaming.

>>33
I don't care.

I made a typical mistake. If you reached(arrive at) Japan, you will be
disappointed.

I don't care.
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
His reply is consistent with >>31

It takes half an hour after sitting on the desk
chair before I start studying at the desk.

It doesn't matter whether you lives in Louisiana or whatever
What I'm saying is you are Japanese
If not, how could you come up with this phrase "OMAEGANA"
in this thread http://toki.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/usa/1228303625/301-400

I think Sparky is Japanese and lives in USA
That's why he can only write short sentences and phrases

>>20
I've temporarily escaped from the basement, using a disguise to access
the website so she doesn't beat me again.

Actually, I don't know any, well... large, Russians. Except maybe the
girl who teaches Korean in St Petersburg. But she was quite short, so
it might have only been an illusion. The rest I know are either about
average or below average size.

>>23
Speaking Russian, or imitating a Russian accent while speaking nonsense?
Fujimura did that too. If spoken low or slowly, it can sound pretty drab,
but it's okay otherwise. The last time I was in Russia, it was 38ºC, so
maybe that's why it sounded more lively...

>>28
I didn't realise... it just seemed that we all have different interests.

スレはにぎやかになりました。たぶん、今われわれは人気があります。

In English: "My pantsu have become tight. Maybe Sparky has something I can use."

Sparky's computer

CPU : Pentium 4 @ 2.4GHz
GPU : Geforce FX 5200
Memory : 768MB
HDD : I have 4 internal hard drives that add up to 160GB
Compact disk recorder
HPv75 CRT monitor

nanashi's computer

CPU : Intel Core-i5 430M
GPU : GeForce GT 230M 1GB and Intel HD graphics
Memory : 4GB
HDD : 640GB
Blu-Ray drive
18.5 inch monitor (1920x1080p)
It's a laptop.

>>41
An Russian spy girl who tricked a British diplomat has large ones.

And Yulia Nova...

>>41
Russian women get fat pretty easily.
So you have to watch out for your little cute russian wife
not turning to a ugly fat dripper.

good moaning

This is important.
Sparky loves cute boys and macho men.
I report. Sparky loves cute boys and macho men.

Is he really married?
I'm not on to the latest information.

Is イギリス人 a nice guy who looked like Orlando Bloom?
I don't think Orland Bloom is prominent handsome.
But his back muscle is awesome.
I don't know it's disgrace for British celebrities to show up
in tv commercial. He do an cm job in Japan. He drives toyota or
something in the CM. He chined himself on a bar a couple of times
before he got in the car in the building of his workplace.
Is it an elite life style? lol

>>48
I always imagined イギリス人 looked like this.
http://www.alexross.com/Will-Turner_lg.jpg

>>43
Pentium4? Is that a joke?
How old is his compy?

http://toyota.jp/vellfire/tvcf/index.html
Sorry chin-up man is credited as Herman.
Herman really looks like Orland Bloom, so many japanese
must have mistook him for Orland Bloom.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqHp_nGp5ko
Now that it is known that he is not Orland Bloom, he is better than
Orland Bloom.

>>49
I believe he's like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=626PcI_BmMY&sns=em

>>49
Not a joke?
While Toyota guy is not Orland Bloom, Orland Bloom seems to
have done commercials many times in Japan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dBJk_27stg
I'm not interested in ikemen movies
oriented for noisy girls.
I guess Orland Bloom become popular in Japan by Pirates and Caribbean series, which
I've never watched any of. I have recently confirmed
who is who.

>>52
I don't think foreigners can understand what's funny about the
video. I grined when I watched the video at first.

I guess the popularity of baseball was made up by Yomiuri Shinbun.
The magic faded away today.

>>53
That is not Orlando Bloom either. It takes place in the Czech Republic
anyway. But he does look similar.

Actually, I don't know any, well... large, Russians. Except maybe the
girl who teaches Korean in St Petersburg. But she was quite short, so
it might have only been an illusion. The rest I know are either about
average or below average size.

He has keenly watched boobs and remembers sizes. lol

>>56
keeping eye on women's boobs is the sign of English gentlemen.
they teach how to measure size and shape at a glance at primary schools.

>>1 Thank you for making this thread, Mr.Sparky.

Tomorrow is the pay day. I hope my income will rise.
And today is released the movie, Here after in Japan.
I do wanna watch the movie! But now, I don't afford to
do that. So, I'm waiting for pay day. Sigh...

This is the introduciton of Here after.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n7F6SgRq2w

>>47
NEIN!
>>50
10
>>58
^^

>>1
i love milk tea.

>>59
What city do you live in? New Orleans?
Speaking of Louisiana, I've learned about "Louisiana Purchase" from a book titled "What young Americans know about history."
The third president, Thomas Jefferson bought the land from France in 1803.

I don't care who Sparky-chan is. I like him, that's all.

Good afternoon

I don't care if Sparky's lying or not.
He/She is completely Japanese, that's all.

>>27
I believe he is Japanese if he said, "OMEEGANA" instead of "OMAEGANA" .
The former is high level Japanese, I think.

By the way, I always try to make my post to be concise and easily readable.
Keeping it short and to the point is much harder than making long sentences, I suppose.
That's also the spirit of ２ちゃんねる, right?

>>61
That was worst thing that Napoleon did....
Sell Louisiana wwww

I live in north Louisiana.

>>1
windows me ?

>>65
I don't know whether that's the spirit of 2ch or not.
The phrase "OMEEGANA" sounds like an anime character.
Besides, he wrote in http://toki.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/usa/1228303625/301-400
"I want to speak Japanese"
That is kind of weird.
Probably he wanted to say "I want to be able to speak Japanese"

>>68
OK, I respect your comments.
Now, Sparky-chan, this is the time when you restore your pride in being an American.
Please write long sentences in English to convince 68 you are American.

I guess being recognized as Japanese is the best compliment for
Sparky.
I think it's not true though.

I want to let you in on a good information.
Even average looking white guy can be charisma in Japan.
So can sparky be. I guess you can be passed as White, judged
only from the apperance.
You have a place to run away to. And I don't have a place to go.
How pathetic I am.

That was a Complicated comment.

I think it's not true though.
↓
I think it is not true that Sparky is Japanese.

>>69
....

>>70
I am most charismatic person in Louisiana w (I think)

>>23
You made a good point.

Former diplomat Masaru Sato told that
Russian babie are swathed around in the cloth, made not to
move in winter. I guess parentes have to do it practically to
have their children get over harsh winter.

We can see how such unfree childhood affects characteristics
later.

I have a feeling Japan is the 1st nation to become Transhuman

>>69
See?

Looks like a chu-bou sentences.

Sparky seems to love SF.
Do you like Cyber Punk like New Romancer?
I guess Ghost in the shell and other japanese near future
SFs are just reproductions of Blade Runner and such.
I've never seen them but I can tell. lol

How ugly Oshii is. He also wants to get machine body and
live forever.

I once loved SF. But I later became aware of me not good at
mathmatics. I quit considering SF anymore.

Sparky, are you good at mathematics and computer science?

Sparky is a mascot of "Setonai-kai hoso" one of Japanese TV broadcasting companies.

>>78
Yes and I am the administrator of yotsubanome channeru.

i love chippai

I'm not sure if Sparky is Japanese or not
But he/she looks like a Japanese somehow...
Maybe it's because all he/she writes is simple sentences and phrases

>>78
I can make it simpler

JK = CRAZY

I didn't know what exactly JK meant.

>>81
Cam you make money by administrating a web site?

>>84 .... i built the servers
and it is my website

it costs money instead...

>>84
Only the ISP bill and the electric bill

Why don't you put up banners?

One thing is for sure. Spark loves CBs and MM. That is, he's gay.
No one is allowed to make fun of that.

>>88
what banners?
>>89
....

What are CBs and MM?

>>90
Banners for advertisements.
I don't know exactly about the system.
You first solicit the offer to put out advertisement banners
on your site?

>>91
Cute Boys and Macho Men.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JitcAwajlNA
???? what is this and what is going on?
BANANA PIE?

How many times have you ever experienced with such boys, Sparky?

I said once that cute boys and macho men were not compatible
each other.
They are pretty diffrent.
It's more natural that cute boys lover would hate machomen and macho men lovers would hate
cute boys.
Are you implying cute boys with macho body?
It's unprobable. If he exists, he has to be high teenager.

>>76
Umm..I see your point and respect your perspective.
However, I'm not sure he is Japanese. I wonder what Mr. nanashi thinks about it.

Anyway, it turned out clearly that, even if Sparky-chan is American, he has no pride in being American.

Ask Spark why.
I guess Spark can taste both of them.
You know, some people love both salty food and sweet food. Likewise, Spark
loves CBs and MM.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DymbqDAFjao/SFf7VyZA1YI/AAAAAAAAAK8/VwNJn2-GVMY/s320/Randy+Savage.jpg
http://img.listal.com/image/1412689/600full-the-basketball-diaries-screenshot.jpg

Do you think sparky can love both of them?

I think preference of sex is not as simple as food.
It's very difficult to love both mature and young woman
the same time.

today i go to japanese gay sauna at umeda terminal.
a wide range of types exist, but the main is mostly chubby or bear with buzz-cut-like hair.
so i should trim my hair and beard by using my clippers.
don't hesitate to come with us, spark.

When was Spark aware he is a gay?

>>97
But how could Sparky use the phrase "OMAEGANA" so naturally like
Japanese people do?

>>100
I can't agree with your opinion.
I love mature women, but, that doesn't mean I dislike young women.
I mean I love mature women the most.

I like any woman as long as she has nipples.

>>100
I thik the preference applies to only you.
As for me, it does not matter whether they are mature or young if only they have holes.

>>104
Can you masturbate with a picture of a mature woman with sagging tits?

I'm not objectively right at all. Its not science.
But I'm convinced I'm in the majority.

It is a hungry limit.

>>106,105
I like masturbating with a picture of mature saggy boobs the most.
The first thing we did in our lives was sucking mature boobs(nipples), right?
It's vital to survive, so it's very natural that I love mature women.
And I'm convinced I'm in the majority. Don't you know 熟女ブーム in Japan?

Spark's gay desire overpasses everything you can think of.

So Sparky is a Japanese gay? lol
If so, that means we're positng on the thread built by gay !!!! WTF

i hate homophobia.

Nope, Spark must be from somewhere in South America like Mexico or Chille.
The way he speaks is subdued, soft and gentle. He is a gay.

I don't think the phrase "OMAEGANA" is soft and gentle.

testing

Hello boys and girls, I did not miss you at all.
There is something wrong with my browser and it kept giving error messages!
Not that I cared...

>>115
What's your computer spec like?

I dont want to part with that information yet,,,

maybe if I get to know you better

>>115
Hello, Miss Kame-girl.
>Hello boys and girls
meaning, you are a mature woman?

KG2ch's computer

CPU : Core 2 Duo E6600
GPU : Radeon 4250
Memory : 1GB
HDD : 160GB
Compact disk recorder
19 inch monitor

>>116
I don't think she knows it...

>>119 you are insulting my hardware pride...
>>118 I am an immature alien...

I dedicate my favourite Alizee song to this thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Mn_LaMCcY

current mood dictates it

>>113
Yeah, "OMAEGANA" means like "It's you, bastard".
It's not soft and gentle at all, rather insulting

KG2ch Is kg2ch kamegirl?

>>122 おまえがな！ sounds insutling.
おまえがな〜　sounds more soft.
おまえがなｗ sounds comical.

>>112
Are you a native speaker? Your insight is great.
Sparky's mother came from central America.

no its kilograms squared times the speed of light times height

>>113
If he said, あんたも好きねえ〜, I believe he is gay.

Gay and Japanese?
You mean Sparky is nothing but an okama?

>>127
If he said やらないか, he would probably also be gay.

>>125
As a professional speaker, I would say probably not.

>>112
He is apparently Panamanian.

>>115
お前がなー

おまえがなー sounds kind of lazy lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Mn_LaMCcY
I've seen her for the first time....
I guess she can become popular in Japan too. not far from my taste.
She is diffrent from beyonce, kasha, lady gaga, katy perry and other craps.

Then my memory was brough up. It was not the first to to see
Alizee. I once found her attractive and searched about her
for a while. lol
That means I'm not otaku. I found her fancy and forgot about her
sooner.

I think I learned about Alizzee here a couple of years ago.
Did Kg2ch post twice here?
I'm not sure. I don't think she existed on this board at that time.

>>131
I don't think she can succeed in Japan
Cuz she sings in French

But how many japanese think about lyrics in English seriously?

I agree. However if she sings in Japanese, she could succeed.

I cant see why she shouldn't.

That is why Kattun's "gonna make it worldwide".
They sing a few lines of English in ther songs.

I guess being American is more poweful than who is like who.

>>135
you'd better give up. it's not the matter of language.

>>134
Not so many
But Is there anyone succeeded as a singer who sings in French?
Who do you come up with?

クロード　チアリｗ

What?

アランドロン？　I'm not sure about his song.

It is no doubt he was overrated
here in Japan. He was an icon of handsomeness.
He was the pronoun for handsome.

>>139
In English please!

Julio Iglesias's nathalie was huge hits in Japan.
yes, it was in Spanish not French.
He was often associated with dandy middle.

It is 2011. The world is never going to be the same.
You have to come to terms with the fact that there
will be a huge international music exchange. Artists
will be singing in other languages. The most unusual
things happen. Because when you go cross lingual
exciting things happen. When exciting things happen
you make profits. Anyone arguing the opposite should
go back to the last millenium.

This is the cure for stagnant economy, Use your heads.

Humanity is suffering from existential boredom.
It is aggravated by the existence of the internet.
The internet spreads boredom. Because boredom is written permamently,
humans accept their boredom. This is the first stage to recovery.
Then obviously somewhere someone (me) suggests ssomething different.
It gets bombarded with negativity.
But then because it is written on the internet (such as this thread)
It lingers on.
Suddenly at some point the negative becomes the feasible, the doable.
Yes there will be objections and protests.
But you cannot beat this way of thinking. It is the key to survival.

PS: Companies send your queries by email, I might consider your offer
for the creative thinking post. Yes I am a nail that sticks out.
But I will hammer your face in so do not even think about it.

Currently listening to: Ultra Dark Radio streaming from Koln.
Mood: Hyped up.
Next: Eat and Tidy up the room.

If you say you are particular about aestheticism, you
should check out hyde from L'Arc-en-Ciel.
If you say you open your eyes to world-wide market,
you should check out hyde from L'Arc-en-Ciel.
L'Arc has already made their tour in France
legendary one. It was crowded
to capacity with L'arc manias.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBFpHud3nUE

Be polite to L'Arc unless you achieved anything in Europe.

Don't excape from the essence of beauty. Open your eyes to
reality.

I love those awesome dark looks. This is my fave Hyde song;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC87Ch_E82I

To catch up with times, you need to "participate" in the way
things are and not insist o doing things your own way only.
Sometimes a song has a certain sound sample and it spreads
all over the world like wildfire. Songwriters who are in with
the flow pick it up and use it in their songs. It doesnt mean
they are less creative. It means they are willing to "participate".

Hyde ×
hyde ○
HYDE ○

>>142
Cigliano

Something's rotten in Japan.

Hyde looks a gay

>>156
you are hyde.

Do you guys know 157 stands for HYDE ?

Isnt he married to Megumi Oishi? An dhas a child from her?

BTW KyonKyon denies reunion with ex husband in the latest rumours.
I knew it. Why go back to an old man....

http://tinyurl.com/6khtat9

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL

I AM ASEXUAL
wwww

>>155
But I want to have sex with you.
Please, just one time.

>>156 why?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj76YgiwdmM&fmt=18

^^
VIP QUALITY

This Sparky = gay thing is getting old.
Let's just agree that Sparky is an English speaking asexual virgin of unknown origin who is attracted to
two dimensional transhuman? beings.

Some might say Spark is abnormal and that may be true, but let me say this just this once.
Spark is human before talking about sex. He has the right to love CBs and MM.
We should support him in this respect. Spark is a gay.

But it seems to me that the love you are talking about is a love which is connected to sex.
Because to love CBs and MM means to love their appearances , looks or something physical.
True love or humanity as a human is more spiritual thing.

Hello. Good morning everyone.
Today is pay day of my workplace and I'm gonna watch
the movie, Here after. After watching, I'll write comment
about it in this thread as before(The social network and
Wall street).

stop labeling me gay!!!!!
I AM NOT A MAC USER

>>163
Just tell us your type. Then nobody will call you gay.
It's easy, isn't it?

>>164
Androgynous Females

Sparky has a pedophile complex for Windows-ME-tan.

>>165
Do you mean, female with tits and cock? It's shemale, isn't it?

How perverted people I think come to this thread!
This thread might be a reason why people abroad think of Japanese as Hentai.
I am ashamed of your doing such foolish things.
Please don't make us general Japanese thought as that Hentai.

>>167
>>167
NO ME-たん is just my favorite charter
NO

>>168
Do you agree that Japanese society is so stressful these days?

>>168
ok ^^,

I just see Japan as a crazy cool nation

>>168
I don't think that anyone browsing a Japanese website, written in Japanese,
to talk to Japanese people, is going to judge you harshly. I don't know if
the other native English speakers lurk the English chans, but they are far,
far more perverted than anything in these threads (except maybe Sparky).

>>171
What do you see is the most cool thing from Japan?

>>172
外人
>>171
everything w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj76YgiwdmM&fmt=18
wwww international video

>>174
The video is a sort of タモリの空耳アワー, isn't it?
I laughed a lot and enjoyed the program.
...Then, can I understand you love Japanese jokes the most?

>>175
I love the song and the Japanese Jokes

>>174
You are a baka gaijin too Sparky, and you always will be. You would do well to remember that.

>>177
I don't understand why you are so harsh to him.
If he can appreciate the Japanese joke song, I don't think he is baka.

Because people around >>177 are harsh to him in his daily life, I guess.

>>177
オマエモナー

>>178
you know >>177 is tsundere. lemme use japanese here, >>177 is just like
もうあんたってホントバカ外人なんだから。
一緒にバカやってくれる人がいないと一人ぼっちになっちゃうでしょ。
だからアタシもやってあげてんのよ。
覚えといてよね！！
sorry about using japanese in this thread.

Hi, I'm gonna write comment about the movie, Here after as I promised in >>162.
Honestly speaking, it was so vague to me. Although I can't say the detail of the
movie not to kill the interest of people wanna watch and don't stiill do that, all I
can say is so. I guess Clint Eastwood let us think the continuing story from the
ending. Incidentally, I guess Matt Damon as a spiritualist in this movie will de-
cide to rework as a spiritualist and... oh too much push myself. I stop.

Anyway do you believe in hereafter? I don't believe at all. The world is nowhere.
Instead of the world, eternal darkness is after we die, I do think.
please tell me what do you think.

>>181
I know what you mean...when your girlfriend or wife says BAKA to you, it sometimes means I LOVE YOU.
However, I don't know whether in this case.

ahhhh-----!!!

When I was a member of Lang-8, some native speakers corrected my English mistakes
If my memory serves me correctly, the expression" honestly speaking" was included among them.

>>181
No problem
I am used to seeing Japanese

>>185
I don't know what's wrong with HONESTLY SPEAKING.(I'm Japanese.)
Now, what would you say instead of that?

>>186
Why did you know how to use the phrase "OMAEGANA" ?

Spark, how are gay people treated in America? Is it stressful?

Sparky can read Japanese, huh?

>>187
Honestly, Frankly, Frankly speaking, etc

I think it's a question of collocation.

>>190
He said seeing , not reading.

Anyway, gay people are generally very well educated.
There's a chance Spark will be able to read Japanese if he puts his mind to learning it.

He's used to seeing Japanese?
Why?

>>191
I agree. "Honestly speaking" as well as those others can all be used,
but sometimes they work better in different places.

>>189
It highly depends on the area. In Louisiana I can imagine it
would be difficult.

>>181
Do you think >>178 is more ツンツン or デレデレ?

>>193
Guess he visits a Japanese gay site (I don't where) and so sees Japanese quite often.

>>191
Thanks for your reply. You taught me something.

>>195
Hahaha, but it's not so easy to be used to Japanese
you know Japanese has katakana, hiragana, kanji
Now matter how often gay Sparky visites that kind of site, he
can't be unless he's studying

Why is this video so popular almost all around the world, especially in America and England?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI&feature=related

>>197
I think Sparky-chan meant he was used to seeing Japanese PEOPLE.

>>198
Woa, Sparky theme!!!!

>>199
Definitely no.

Read carefully.
A) sorry about using japanese in this thread.
B) No problem I am used to seeing Japanese

I wouldn't rule out the possibility that Spark is used to seeing Gay people, though.

>>201
OK.
So why do you always stick to him?

How many gay people are there in America? In your estimate?
About a million? I hope Sparky will find and participate in some kind of gay community,
where he can solve his problems and share them with people there. :)

Interesting how the topic for this entire thread so far has been Sparky-kun.

>>204
Yeah, I'm having a funny feeling that the whole world revolves around Sparky-chan.

It's because Sparky-chan is a popular gay here.

That means he has become our mascot?

I wonder if Spark has created a YT video. I want to know how he speaks.

Like this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n31jN99EFro

>>194
I see. Louisiana probably isn't a gay friendly place to live.
Sparky must have been living a hard life there. New York would be better
for him. Do they discriminate against a Panamanian gay? Hope not.

we japanese even know california, newyork are gay friendly place.
but also we don't know such a case happens. is there any historical backgrounds exist ?

I've heard San Fransisco is Mecca for gay. Is that true?

Gay Sparky's pretending to be a foreigner.
Why don't he fess up?

I am a guy, not a gay

wakewakaran

I think he tried to be funny.

>>210
I'm Japanese and don't know much about American history.
I've heard Gay Boom started from Gold Rush period in California in 1848–49.
A great number of men flooded into a particular region of California as miners, however, in the place there were almost no women...
When you can't find woman's hole, you get to think any hole will do for you.(Just like when you are starved, you eat anything.)

The most famous Japanese shogun 織田信長 used to take a pretty boy with him to battlefields.
I don't think he was gay. He needed a pretty boy as a woman substitute.

Good-night, folks.

I found a sentence which I think it's wrong.

"Who is taking care of your dog while you are away from home next weekend?"
I think
"Who will take care〜
is correct.
How do you think?

http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20110220-00000048-mai-int
"This is a Genocide. Please let the world know about it!"
A male doctor repeatedly appealed it to Japanese newspaper in
an exhausted voice. The doctor in Benghazi city witnessed the
tragic situation of their city where the security forces crack
down the protesters violently..

The doctor said the security force has been "shooting the
protesters with machine guns and anti-aircraft machinguns."..
The injured people's wounds are mainly on their upper bodies
such as heads or throats.. which suggests their intentions to
kill. "The demonstration was held peacefully, and there were
lawyers and doctors involved." Another doctor in a different
hospital said on Saturday, "There are flood of injured people
and bodies. I have never seen the situatioin like this"
..breaking down in tears

ugly kame kame turtle turtle tortoise tortoise
is now on TV.

where which channel? he is beautiful.

found it! Going! at Nihon Telebi

>>221
Can you see japanese channnel on air from Britain?
Amazing!

Yes! I use peer to peer TV channel...

not "on air" of course p2p, sorry, I was paying attention glued to the
screen waiting for the news to stop and the programme to resume to see
Kame's new shorter hair, he is soooo cute!!!!

Gosh there are so many ads, do you now see how Kamenashi is contributing
to Japan's economy? He is opening overseas markets via his fans.

>>219 thanks for letting me know, I watched Kame-chan
live real-time for the first time!I have a big smile on y face.

>>224
I remember.
I have the same experience too.
I watched world cup soccer games which japanese TVs didn't air.
It was intermittent and very irritating as you said.

>>219
Really...I'm flattered. It's like magic. I watched TV and
you happned to browse this thread. I poseted the information and you knew it.

I think I can be someone meaningful to this world.

Could you throw a kiss to me?

I can't confirm whether you really did it or not.
But say you did it! I'm waiting in front of the monitor
untill you do it.

Please help a miserable man who is not like kamenashi.
You can save me with just a consumption of little calorie.

>>228 You are sweet, I will blow a キス to you, wherever you might be.
It would help if you are stepping on the same land as the cute litle
Kamenashi.

XXXXX

うれしいわ｡ありがとうございます。

Do you have friends who are gay.

It was really cloudy in Tokyo yesterday.
How about today's weather?

my peni is cute like picachu.

I'm myself a gay.

>>229
I really appreciate your kindness.

Besides,
うれしいわ｡ありがとうございます。

This Japanese sounds very gentle and lady.
I can't expect real japanese women use these usage to me
in real life.
It was like a dialog of upper class young lady from syojo manga
or melodrama.

I can sleep a sound sleep tonight.

Sorry.
What is the figure which is next to time.

NONO. I have to confirm if you really
made a move of throwing a kiss
to me through the PC monitor.
Please answer.

That was a terrorist number Japanese police named.

Speaking to me?

Oh, my goodness.

>>237
Are you serious?

I want to know true things.

I am a gay.

That's nice. Two gays in this thread.
But don't get cocky. Spark is your master. You should be at his service from now on.

>>234 Thank you for your kind words. Please do not underestimate yourself.
I am sure you can make real Japanese ladies very happy too.
Especially if you start with the simplest of things,
everyone would appreciate you.
I studied elementary level Japanese the year before.
I really want to go back to studying soon.
>>236, assuming you are >>234, yes I did.
Not once but three times. Thanks again.
Now please don't be anxious and have a good night's sleep.

I love my wife.
That's that.

>>194
I think it's more of ツンツン, or he is just offending sparky.
But, spotting 萌え要素 in everything is the best way to lead to a pacific world.

what happened?

>>217
They both mean the same thing.

San Francisco is like a mecca for gays. The only people I know from
San Francisco are gay.

>>247
You finally got a new gay friend here. Have fun with him.

Andraste's blood!
Dragon age 2 demo is going to be available soon.
Don't miss it.

>>250
Tomorrow, but in US time it'll probably be the 23rd for us.
The Shogun 2: Total War demo is due out on the same day.

>>48
I'm not really married.

I don't think it's a disgrace for western actors to be in Japanese
advertising; it's more of a side-job. We never really hear about their
commercials unless people tell us about them though. Very, very few people
in the UK would know that Ringo Starr advertises apple juice, or Harrison
Ford advertises Kirin beer.

>>249
this sparky = gay
shit
is getting very old

Quit teasing me. <(｀^´)>
You must be considerate of others.

>>252
Very sensitive? If you prefer to remain hidden? I UNDERSTAND.

http://www2.gyojya.jp:8000/Flash/GAME_Anime/urusei.swf

CRAZY

It's really sad he has to hide he's a gay, mainly because Louisiana isn't gay friendly...
We should support and encourage Sparky to come out.

http://www2.gyojya.jp:8000/Flash/GAME_Anime/urusei.swf

CRAZY

>>256
http://www2.gyojya.jp:8000/Flash/news_neta/kujo.swf
Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

It's about time for Sparky to confess. I think I will accept it.
He should have the guts to tell us the truth.

5 facts about Sparky :

Sparky is
1) a Panamanian American
2) uses dear old shitty windows ME
3) lives in a state called Louisiana
4) has a big dark secret
5) and it's that he's a gay

Anything else?

No way!
I can't believe it.

>>257
Hey I live in Dallas.
Please let me know when you come to Texas.
I can take you to gay bars in the area.
Let's have a fun.

is dallas gay friendly?

>>262
there are many gay bars.
and how to say... there is so called gay scene here.
of course it's not like big cities in east or west coast,
but it's fun enough to me.

what types do you fond of ?

i love teens,,,,

gayeen?

【An Application For Permission To Date My Daughter　Form (1) 】

http://big-hug.at.webry.info/201102/article_1.html

>>259
No, he is a HARD gay

i would even make my wafe cry for gay

Stupid　gays, go to hell!!

Hey gays!
You don't have the right to live in this world.
A living hell is suits you, sons of Satan.

shut up you neets.

Gays'actions go gainst God's teachig.
You will be sure to be punished by Heaven sooner or later.

Augustinus is also gay.

I am going to kill CHINKO
if you keep calling me gay

Now, let's start sitting!
With this Higanji's Zazen application, you will be able to do Zazen whenever, where ever you want.
A single tap will start playing the instructions for Zazen. You will know the beginning of the session by hearing the bell of a Zen temple.
You can set the session time freely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlsGagaWHpA

i got a sudden urge to have katsudon this late

what does make you hasitate ?

>>229
Wow, you changed yourself to be a kawaii onna, didn't you?
I bet, many Japanese men including 234, were attracted to you.

>>267
Do you speak English?
I'm also a kind of おっちゃん.

I am working at the office whose building can accommdate over 500 employees.
Today, I got a approval to tranceact a new project from my boss.
But, as it sais fotune and unfotune often coincide, I was startled at my son's addiction of drug.

Abobe is a fantasy story to remember words I have learned.So don't loose temper.Carm down.

Thanks.

>>281
fotune → fortune
unfotune → misfortune
carm → calm
tranceact → transact
sais → says → "the saying goes"
✔

>>282
That appears to be common mistakes.

>>277 how was your katsudon? did you get it?

>>279 Do you think so? Are you attracted to me too?

What kind of animal do you liken yourself to ?

>>284
When I was in Australia living with some Australians
I told them about some Japanese nice food and I recommended "Katsdon".
Then they looked little shocked because they wrong heard what I said as "Cat suit on".

>>268
How hard is Sparky-chan as a gay?
Since he hasn't opened up to people, I think he's a soft gay.

>>286 clueless people! This is the age of the internet.
Anyone who doesnt know about
katsudon should be kicked out of this planet.
Not that I ate katsudon ever. www

the internet is (as a whole and it self) is born when the IP/TCP was made
w

Still, it's too much to say Sparky was born gay. Rather he's grown gay.

Spa-ki-4, this is for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNCTD185opo

>>291
That's nice of you.

This is also for you, Spa-ki-4.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

>>292
....

I'm tired of being alone…

I'm here for you!

I'm in Seattle on a trip.
Girls with blond hair are really cute
How can I hang out with them?

>>296
Seattle is filled with Asian people of various descents.
Be on the lookout for Japanese people.
Girls with blonde hair? I dunno, start a conversation with one.
Just don't be creepy.

>>296
blonds and USA are extremely overrated
wwww

But blond girls are far better than a Louisianian gay...
Please give me a pointer of how to hang out with a hot blond girl.

Japanese young men are very delicious.

>>299
I am not fucking gay
>>300
CRAZY

>>301
so you are lovery gay.

>>300-301
You two would make a good gay couple.

>KazuKata & 【スパーキー（�C ＾ヮ＾）】

I'm happy the two of you finally met at the right place.
Just be friends with each other. I hope you will love each other.
The first couple we ever had in this board.

Poor Sparky
Your ass became Kazukata's target

i spilled dodekamin to my futon. fuck!

What's dodekamin?
Is it cum?

When a horde of darkspawns are ahead of me, I activate blood magic and use blood wound,
then most of the time succeed in binding those darkspawns and I come near them to use cone of cold
to make sure they are frozen, and then comes stonefist. With this tactics I almost always
am successful in beating darkspawns without taking decent damages.

>>307
http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/hutabatosiaki/imgs/5/e/5ee08900.jpg

>>284
I really do, I am.
If you can keep that 可愛い and 丁寧な character, you are welcome and loved by Japanese men.
But always being 可愛い and 丁寧な is hard work.(Irritating things happen also in Japan.)

That goes to show one example of how stressful Japanese society is.

>>309
That beverage looks cold and bland.

Yap! Off we go.
What are y'all talkin about?

>>305
>< CRAZY!!!!

>>312
crazy skirts

Do you know what punishment means in gays?
Oh!! Readers plus says・・・・・・・

to put a big ( )into a mouth

このかた宛てです。
安井 宣生（やすい のぶお、1973年10月 - ）は東京都文京区の日本福音ルーテル本郷教会の牧師であり、本郷教会に附属している本郷学生センターにおいても奉仕している。

One of my friend bought a porno magazine in America.
And I read it and found it without any mosaic!!
I didn't know ones in America are without any mosaic.
That's so great!!

It is Kamenashi's birthday today, he is 25! Sweet little turtle.
I sent him an email, I hope his radio show staff pass it on to him.

>>310 So you don't like me for who I am, but for the couple of polite
words I wrote here in Japanese?
I am disappointed. It means I would never make a Japanese boyfriend happy
unless I transform into a Japanese woman overnight,

folks, good morning.
this is a start of another wonderful day.

>>318
happy b-day kame.
i hope he's gonna have a great year.

>>311
it's cold but not bland.
dodekamin is a combination of
do = emphasis
deka = huge
min = vitamin.
and as the name indicates it's one of lame energy drink like monster or redbull.
once you drink, your penis is stiff like a rock.

Spark is CRAZY about pink skirts and bra sets. He loves cute things.

>>317
American pornography almost never has censorship.
If you want to get some for yourself, go ask your local friendly Yakuza.

>>322
Hey we are in the Internet Age.
We don't need yakuza to get these stuff,
though the Big Brother might be watching you from behind
if you have a perverted taste.

When it comes to Age, have you already downloaded Dragon Age 2 demo?
It's available now.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/22/somalia-pirates-kill-four_n_826431.html

Did this make news in America?

I want to see Sparky and KazuKata having a friendly conversation.

i am seaching italian sausage recipes.
don't you recommend good recipe sites like cookpad.com ?

i and my boyfriend eat each others' sausages every night

>>328
You should let Sparky eat yours.

>>318
Did you write it in Japanese?

>>319
To tell you the truth, I find you very attractive since you have excellent(洗練されていて、しかもナウい) English that I can never achieve.
Myriad of Japanese people have English complex so they admire English speaker.(So do I.)

I bet Kame-chan's staff would pass on your lovely bilingual letter to him.

Oh my days you guys are so perverted lol

Ok, fucking gay Sparky, I got one question to you.
How did you know how to build a new 2ch thread?
Tell me, gay.

I think that it in vain for you, a person who uses dirty words makes new thread.
So, I won't tell it to you.

On the other hand, Sparky isn't far from a pervert. He's a gay, instead.

>>334
What?
I don't get what you mean.

Japanese, gay, pervert...
Anything else?

The reason why you can't understand what I wrote is because you are inferior in reading letters.

>>338
Is that so?
Anyway, I have no interest in you, and I'm asking to gay Sparky, not you.

too many perverts

>>340
Can you answer my question?
How did you know how to build a 2ch thread?

>>341

.... hacking the futaba script

The "form()" is at the bottom of the index page hidden

Are you serious?

It's time to spark.

Now I should add one thing
Gay, pervert.......and CRIMINAL!!!!!!!!!!!

....

What do you think about cute American boys?
Hot American boys are preferable?

Boy, hacking is a crime

>>348
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker_%28programmer_subculture%29
The Jargon File, a compendium of hacker slang, defines hacker as "A person who enjoys exploring the details of programmable systems and stretching their capabilities, as opposed to most users, who prefer to learn only the minimum necessary."

What does this mean?
"A person who enjoys exploring the details of same sex friends"

>>350
That means
"a person who never gets bored with having sex with the same partner over and over again,
because he finds something new every time and that gives him a great pleasure."

>>325
Yes, it did.

LasVegasなう

Who worry about burnt bread after they've got their whole house burnt down on fire?

wwww

Funny web service has opened in Japan.

Its solo purpose is to send a message to a person who has his nose hair
accidentally stick out of his/her nose and urge him to pull out or cut it.

It's difficult to say "your nose hair is stick out face to face" even if you are good friends with each other.
Or perhaps it's Japanese characteristics that it's hard to say that face to face.
Actually this is a joke service and doesn't work for people who understand
this kind of joke. This service can even make friendship or relationship get worse.

All you have to do is just type a recipeint email addy and select what tone of voice you use
when you notify him/her that their nose hair is out, how many nose hair was out when you saw him/her the last time etc.
You can use a template, urging to have him cut or pull out nose hair.
The template message is wide in variety depending on your relationship with the resipient.

http://hanage.info/
The service name is hilarious. 鼻毛通知サービス「チョロリ」
チョロリ　is onomatopoeia and it's shows the way nose hair is stuck out.

Can you say face to face your friends, collegues, boyfriend or girlfriend
"your nose hair is stick out" in your culture or country?

And the number shown on the site means how many people has sent a message
using the service. Funny more than 20000 people used it.

Oh, Honestly speaking is a wrong expression? I didn't know at all.

Anyway, I'm gonna tell you about the earthquake of NZ, you know.
According to my mother, her girlfriend's daughter(incidentally, she
is 20years old as well as I'm)is studying abroad to there. So, that
girlfriend was concerned about her daughter today. But, fortunately,
she is alright. I'm pleased. And I hope all the missing people are all
right.

>>358
I knew there was an earth quake
><
poor kiwi people

>>356
wwww it looks like a very silly website

>>332
You call me perverted?
I'm no criminal and no one can blame me.

Many people here talk about perverts, however, I think every individual has at least one interest which is considered to be perverted.
We are not ideal robots, right? I believe that's what makes the world interesting.

Nothing is harder than to try to understand someone you can't understand.
Most people are apt to call him pervert.

>>362
>apt
What?

>>363
??
I don't understnd what you mean by " what".
You are asking the meaning of thw word "apt"?

I've completed Dragon Age 2 demo.
I played rogue. It's magnificent, interesting, great and fun.
But I'm quite used to the Origins interface and so need to get accustomed to
the new one...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRQzl5u5oeQ

What about you, イギリス人？ Did you play it already?
It'd only take just about one hour to complete it.

No Grey Warden in Dragon Age 2, by the way?

イギリス人 is leaning toward BNP more and more.
There is no time to kill his precious time for video game
nonsense.
He is leading a life of activism first these days.

If you understand English, this Live Blog about Libya right now is very interesting..
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/blog/2011/feb/23/libya-gaddafi-showdown-live-updates

>>318
I guess Akanishi instead will welcome you with open arms.
He is addicted to white women.

I'm afraid that Kamenashi would inform Akanishi of KG2ch.
She might be abused by Akanishi group. Scary. Please keep anonymous and
an distance from Johnny's.

I don't care what's happening around the world.
I don't even care the earthquake in NZ and how many people died under rubbles of
building. I don't care the political turmoils and demonstrations in middle east.
All I care is about myself. You tell me to have a heart?
But that's what I am and in fact, that's what you are, too.

Let's be honest. You don't care how many people die in middle east, right?
Nobody die of heart attack even when lots of people are masacared.
But you could die of heart attack if you found out that you've just lost all of your money
in the stock market. You could die of heart attack if you heard your house has just been
burned down while you're out. You couldn't die or couldn't be shocked to death
even if people died because of natural disatsters, political turmoil, revolution or whatever.

These examples show that all you are concerned is about yourself. Let's just be honest.
I don't blame you.

I ignored fundraising campaign for Africa?
around Shibuya station on last Sunday.
I said to myself "I am not rich enough to care about other people.
In the mean time I have to be able to sustain myself first."

As you have the right to sustain yourself, Gay people also have the right to live.
That is, Sparky also have it. No one can deny that.

Resignation of Kadafi would do a good to stock market
at a moment, doesn't it?
I don't know wheter Kadafi resigned yet though.

Is temperature fluctuation beteween day and night steep?
I'm sniffleing now.

>>371
You should write a song for this poem and sing at station plaza.
If you tell me beforehand, I will go seeing you holding 100 yen to give you.

made omurice for the first time today. I used slightly a different recipe but
due to the pan having past is best, the omelette disintegrated.
I managed to fold part of the omelette.
the taste is not too bad, however I think the Korean chilli
sauce I put on top ruined it.
(you would love that wouldn't you).

>>320 I am happy to see another 2ch user wishing him a Happy Birthday.
It is rare.

>>331 you are being too kind. Your English is much better than mine.
I write carelessly and make spelling mistakes.

I am hoping that personality, not the language skill, should
in make that person likeable.

See, I made a mistake.

drop the "in"....

>>377
You must learn that Korean chili sauce is not ketchup.
Though both are red, chili sauce is not made from tomato,
but from blood of some big mammals.

Don't mention Red West, he is fully corrupt and has turned into
a miserable person.

His colleagues will never forgive him.

I really liked him in Kat-tun's early days when he was good to
Kame-chan. I feel sorry for him now.

>>380 I thought so too, however there was no ketchup in the fridge.

Ｉ ｌｅａｒｎ Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ, ｗａｔｃｈｉｎｇ ｂｏｙｓ' ｖｉｄｅｏｓ ｏｎ ｙｏｕｔｕｂｅ．

ｄｏｅｓ ｉｔ ｍａｋｅ ｓｅｎｓｅ？ ｉｍ ｐｒａｃｔｉｃｉｎｇ ｗｒｉｔｉｎｇ 分詞構文…ｔｈｉｎｇ

ａｎｙｗａｙ

ｉｔｓ ｓａｄ ｔｈａｔ ｍｙ ｆａｖ ｂｏｙ ｈａｓ ｄｅｌｅｔｅｄ ａｌｌ ｏｆ ｈｉｓ ｖｉｄｓ
ｈｅｓ ｃｕｔｅ．． ：(

anyway,
who is Keiji here??? KG
are you.. what

>>384 I am Kame Girl on 2ch.

>>383
Hello щ-san! (I'm assuming you're Japanese).
Why is your script different than everyone else's?
Your participle use is good. But even better...
"I'm learning English by watching boys' videos on youtube"
You said something like...
私は男のヴィデオを見るので、英語を学ぶ。
What I said would be more like...
私は男のヴィデオを見るのことで、英語を学んでいます。
Maybe my Japanese can't properly express it.

You are watching Yaoi videos on Youtube >>384 aren't you??
yeah yeah don't deny it.

>>383
CRAZY
>>387

crazy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fc67yQsPqQ

Lieutenant Gros

>>388
What, what in your butt?

>>383
Why are there so many prepositions used when you express means or manners?
I'm always at a loss to which one I should use.

>>383→>>386

>>388
Sparky why did you take the name off?

>>392
You can say it without them but it becomes ambiguous.
Saying "by watching videos" specifies that that's how you learn.
Otherwise it might mean "while watching videos" which has a different meaning.

nanashi isn't interested in DA2. He's into RTS.
That's all.

>>383
CRAZY
>>387

crazy

>>391
FUCK OFF

Why 2 times?

388 ： ◆FCr.DTJy2k ：2011/02/25(金) 07:19:26.58
>>383
CRAZY
>>387

crazy

397 ： ◆FCr.DTJy2k ：2011/02/25(金) 13:02:24.25
>>383
CRAZY
>>387

crazy

>>399
I did not clear my post

Why anonymous?

>>401
QUIT CALLING ME GAY

Why so serious?

>>396
Actually I'm quite a fan of RTS. Except when I lose.
Dragon Age has some RTS elements to it though.

I didn't know Dan Quayle is this funny. He is hilarious.
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/d/dan_quayle.html

This is one quote:
I was recently on a tour of Latin America,
and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school
so I could converse with those people.

Is he just a bad public speaker or really numb?

>>04
Sorry but I don't have enough ability to understand what's so funny about that quote.
If there is a comma before so, it don't make sense but in case of that, I've learned that
its meaning is the same as that of " in order to" or " so as to".
So the sentence does make sense to me.

>>405
No. The point is people in Latin America don't speak Latin.
They speak Spanish.

Now I understand!
I should study Latin harder in school

wwwwwwwwwww
Pamana is in Latin America w

Do you think Sparky the gay speaks Spanish?

>>402
What do you think about Tyson Gay?
He's a great athlete, isn't he?

>>06
orz....

>>386
Shall I rewrite your Japanese-translated sentense?

私は男の私は男のヴィデオを見るのことで、英語を学んでいます。
is so strange sentense and doesn't make sense to all Japanese.

So, 「私はYou Tubeで少年達のビデオを見ながら、英語を勉強しています」
That is correct Japanese-translated sentense.

Ah, 学んでいます＆勉強しています are same meaning, Mr.Nanashi.

Anyway, I do think You Tube is useful to learn English. We all Japanese
can learn English, watching some videos used English such as BBC's or
ABC's news video, musicians' promotion video. I don't think I need to buy
any English learning CD like Speed learning well-known for young pro-
golfer Ryo Ishikawa loving to use it. I'm myself good enough.

>>412
No, even your sentence is ambiguous to me, if you don't use your imagination on context.

You might be misunderstood. Maybe you study English while watching CBs (who don't speak English).
You open textbooks at the desk but just enjoy watching videos.

「私はYou Tubeで少年達のビデオを見て、英語を勉強しています」
would be clearer.

>>387
wtf Ive never watched a video like that
I like to watch videos of cute youngboytubers

>>386
Hey! nice to see you Nanashisan!
ts right! im jap!lol nd
soz 4 using different font
thats becuz I was chattin on other bbs which doesn't accept the postings written in only this font.. hmm maybe im not making sense ...lol

and thanks for making it better
however ofcourse Im not learning English by only boys vids
Im learnig grammars which is killinme
and Ofcourse learning by watching southpark.
Finnish children learn English from Southpark and they are very good at English.
ah and you should remember to say "男の子" or 少年 for "boy"
Im dont like to watch alreadygrownupppped guys thats so gay

>>386
.
＞ 私は男のヴィデオを見るので、英語を学ぶ。

hmm but I meant like
I learn eng with watching vids

like.. hmm hard

nd wut i used is called 分詞構文 nd it is arggggg hggggg
sum1 help me

http://www.luftschiff.de/1_luftschiffe/lz130/1_130_02.htm <- LOOK AT THAT MASSIVE CHINKO

IT'S HUGE!

http://www.luftschiff.de/1_luftschiffe/lz130/1_130_01.htm
I was joking about it's shape

I like Zepplins w

German joke, huh?

>>417
Are you learning internet English? it's pretty different than regular English.
I would recommend starting with regular English and don't worry about
the weird abbreviations like "wut" and "eng" and "sum1".

>>412
Ah, thank you. That's what I get for trusting Google for even one little thing.
Although is the 達 necessary? If I just said 少年 would that sound more
like just one boy?

>>414
OK, so then more accurately, >>383's post would be like
「私はYou Tubeで少年達のビデオを見ながら、英語を勉強しています」
and mine would be more like
「私はYou Tubeで少年達のビデオを見て、英語を勉強しています」
Maybe that makes more sense.

「私はyoutubeの動画を英語の教材にしています。内容は少年達が出ているビデオです」

>>422
"I am teaching English to youtube videos. The subject is videos published by boys."
What?

>>423
Oh, maybe it's more like "I'm using youtube videos as English teaching materials."
Yes. That sounds more right. Clearly my Japanese needs improvement.

>>423
sorry.. I am kotekotejapanese.
my english language so poor.
therefore I can't understand what you say properly.

>>422 was made from >>412>>414>>421

and wrote it by my words.

>>416
Don't call yourself Jap. Jap was a derogatory and discriminatory
word for Japanese.
It's like black people saying "I'm nigger" in front of non-black
people.

>>406
It is not that his humour is funny but that he is laughed at by
his foolish comments. Is it right?

My nigga.

http://www.google.co.jp/
Here is a google front page. I found works of Taro Okamoto who is
a famous Japanese modern artist and re-valuated now in Japan.
An object on the right is tower of the Sun(太陽の塔）, which was the
monument of Osaka Exposition '70 and symblozes high economic growth
of Japan along with Tokyo tower. Tower of the Sun has special meanings for
Japanese in certain generations.

If you have read a comic "20th century boy20世紀少年" by Urasawa Takeshi, You may have
noticed something special.

I guess Taro Okamoto is undertated even in Japan. He was famous for
his queer and genious-like behavior. He often furrowed his brows
to the camera and shouted "the Art is an explosion" with great passions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv2slOlO7mc
He was kind of an laughing stock and he may have acted like clown.
I guess he was conscious of Dali.
In-fact he was an educated man and could write decent Japanese in academical
sense.
It can be also said that he was a real genius and he just said and
done what he felt.
I guess the reason are both ; his genius character and his publicity stunt.
His strange behavior may have made him more popular but made him
undertaed.

I lost so much maney because bear market is coming.

Sorry, Urasawa Naoki is correct name.

I thought works of Taro was an treat for Japanese.
http://www.google.com/
I could see the same objects on google America.
Can you foreigners see works of Taro? Do works of Taro
only appear through servers in Japan?

I'm not sure of google staff's intention and hom many foreigners
can recognize that as Taro's works and how many foreigners
try to know the creator of the works by google.

Google has the power to change the world. Google staff are
tring to make him more recognized in the world?

Let's spark, everyone.

>>421
i typed like that but its ok ofcourse i learn regular english and i can type it
but its neccessary to know internet slangs in order to understand what they says

達is not essential
for me in this case, I would not put達　but both are natural

>>426
yer but youngers don't know that jap is an offensive word and they use it just as shortend form
think about it its stupid that yankee adopted 'jap' as insulting word
it really seems just shortend form

>>433
Sparky should learn from you. He should call himself gay without any hesitation. w

http://www.florentijnhofman.nl/dev/project.php?id=154

DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>431
I can see the Taro logo design at google.co.jp but not google.com.
He reminds me somewhat of Salvador Dali, like you said.

I didn't know that Google did different designs in different countries.
That's very interesting.

>>434
I dont know who he is but is he gay? ok

im not gay tho
im japanese traditional

>>426
Are you a kid who's picking up on use of "Jap" every time?
I was the one who used last time, and offended by you.

>>433
You have to know the history and you knew it.
You should not use any more once you knew the history.
Your action will boil down to obfuscating the history.

And still there are people who intentionally use Jap
in formal places like url.
韓国政府が日本侮蔑？　サイトＵＲＬに「ｊａｐ」の文字
It's not the first time koreans did the thing.
What I remember is years ago. That was
an korean festival site for Japanese viewers.
Aomori people helped koreans to open the festival.
Their answer; the festival is korean original and has a
long long history.
; description of jap on the site.

I now know they dit it again recently.
They knew the history and used it with malicious intentions.
This time, korean government did. lol

We should draw the line and make things more clear.
Koreans can say "everyone including щ says jap without
malicious intentions. and we koreans are the same"
but it's not true. Don't excuse them for using Jap.

Korean don't call themselves gook. In this respect
they have more common sense than "Jap".

>>438
No, I'm not the one who cautioned you the last time.
I'm not the only one who feels embarrased.
I'm not special at all.
You will be cautioned eternally untill you stop.

>>440
Oh, I see. I never call myself Jap in real world or
even at message boards for non-japanese.

This is a kind of special occasion,
since most of guys making posts are japanese,
and other non-japanese are not discriminatory.

I still feel safe to use "jap" here, but out of respect to you, I stop using it.

>>439
russians do to.
''jap' is not so famous..lol

i dunt know about korean but there are people who dont know its da insult
did you know even ｐｅｏｐｌｅ　who like japan use it?

and Bryan Walters' youtube account is 'systemjap' he is half japanese and he is a former TV fighter
http://www.youtube.com/user/systemjap

im not encouraging people to say jap but yeah u should know

http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/japanese-penis-fishxd/blog-160245/?link=ibaf&imgurl=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3013/2764472884_c30e517618.jpg&q=penis%2Bfish

CRAZY

>>443
only you would find that, sparky.

>>444
??

Ｉｍ ｔｉｒｅｄ

http://www.advancedanime.com/pictures/normal_ee7cb268a01f156f8f9644d17805539b.jpg

a love couple of the future would look like this

>>443
they should circumcise those beef missiles

http://iitran.secchan.net/img/src/1126368953819.png

CRAZIEST image ever

>>371
To be honest with you, I think you are a true lonely person.

Don't you know this famous Japanese proverb?
情けは人の為ならず
The more indifferent to other people's suffering, the more you tend to get in trouble.

>>450
You understand the proverb slightly wrong.

>>451
I understand the (current) regular meaning of the proverb and the interpretation was particularly for 371.
I think the meaning of a proverb can change with the times and adapt to the situation.

What I want to say is that each of you can interpret proverbs unless you are taking a test.

>>452
I guess even under the old interpretation which is the only legitimate one to me,
your interpretation is **slightly** off, and that's >>451 wanted to say.

My understanding of the proverb is:
Helping others is also beneficial to you in the long run.

>>453
You are absolutely right. Are you a teacher?

>>454
Nah. Did I sound teacherish? That's bad.
Maybe because I've been writing something formal all day.

>>455
No,no. You have decent English and interpretation of the proverb.
The legitimate interpretation is just like you said.
My own interpretation in this case is the following.

The purpose of helping others is helping yourself. (You should help others, otherwise you may get in trouble.)

Sorry.
What I truly wanted to say is,
You should help others, otherwise you can't get lasting happiness.

ｗｈａｔｅｖｅｒ

Are you щ?

ｗｈｏ ｃａｒｅｓ？

http://4ch.irc.su/harowa.ogg
best song ever

>>460
So what made you turn into a dull person?

That song is awesome!

i want read 4ch by V2C. is it impossible ?

He is gay

dull person?

>>466
Do you like gay topic?

>>442
UN North korean staff called japanse staff "jap!"
on a UN conference as a retaliation. Their logic is
that if Japan continues to use a discriminatory word 北朝鮮 North Chosen(korea),
North korea uses a discriminatory word, Jap instead.

北朝鮮　is literally kanji character of North Chosen(korea).
北朝鮮 is more precise than North Korea because Korea is originally
from 高麗kogryo dynasty. They don't blame western people and
order Japan only to use precise country name.
It was an implicit rule for Japanese media to refer to North Korea
as 朝鮮民主主義人民共和国(chosen minsyusyugi jinmin kyowakoku)
at least one time untill abduction incidents came to light.
Japanese media had been sympathetic with North Korea and been
so afraid of protests from North Korea supporters in Japan.
朝鮮民主主義人民共和国 is the Democratic People's Republic of Korea
in English. Japanese media had to read this long and contradictory
country name when it's mentioned first.

South and North koreans know Japs are N' words.

Anyway, I'm glad to know you stopped using Jap. I really apprecited
it. Thank you. I can't imagine American or Rurssian ambassadors
use Jap in public even if they know it doesn't have as bad connotation
as it did.

Sorry 高麗 is Koryo and Korea derived from Koryo, 高句麗 is Koguryo.

情けは人の為ならず
I'm shocked.
I assumed it meant that mercy wouldn't help others.
I guess most of Japanese today interpreted the proverb as I said.
It's sad that negative interpretation is more prevalent than its
original meaning.

>>436
I'm a bit disappointed to hear the fact from you.
The Taro log was designed to please Japanese.

What nanashi ◆NANaShiTfI さん see on google.com?
I tried to access google.com via a proxy server located in U.S.
That was in vain. The formal google logo was on the screen.
I went back to google.co.jp and found that Taro logo was not there.
The same original logo was there for some reason.

I want to see every logo in every country. How can I do?

>>471 is a re-post. I failed to send an original messeage, forgetting
I was using a proxy-server.. lol

>>462
ｗｈｏ ｃａｒｅｓ？

Don't ignore Spark, please. He's a gay. He should be treated dearly.

情けは人の為ならず in English literally means "compassion is not for
other people's benefit".
A good way of saying that in English would be "the good you do for
others is good you do yourself".
I got that from a dictionary that has that phrase for some reason.

By the way, I have to use a proxy to get here now. How annoying!

>>471
Here, Igirisu-jin san told me to show you this.
http://www.google.com/logos/

ダルさん is a popular person among children.

Just Google ｢ダルさん｣！

I can see him on a TV commercial recent days

What a sociable day it was. It was basically a catch-up day
after two months of Venusian hibernation.
I went to a Korean restaurant tried Jap Chae, and Bulgogi.
Lots of Kimchi and Korean green tea.
Japanese sashimi and food is always my favourite.
But Korean food is good when you want to recharge!

Social gay?

I believe Sparky is a sociable gay.

Ahh I was watching the making of Ultimate Wheels by Kattun last night.
Sweet flirtitous Kame-chan has been working out in the gym.
He looks great with those sculpted masculine arms.
His moves are amazingly fluid and sensual.
He is captivatingly childish and cute at the same time.
what a strangely attractive combination.

Ryo Miyaichi Feyenoord Rotterdam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWRIaXxfNGE&feature=related

This one looks better than Kamenashi.

>>480

No he's a shy gay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8St3HAwJOYU

Miyaichi-san is incredibly good looking. He looks perfect.
They may look ordinary to you but he has such beautiful eyes.
But Kamenashi does not look perfect, he has a broken nose,
a unique face shape that makes him look incredibly hot.

>>484
He'll be in England probably next year.
He's an Arsenal player, but since he hasn't played Japan's national team yet,
he needs to be on loan to Feyenoord this season to get a work visa in England.

>>484
But there is a rumor on the web that he has a serious girl friend.
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXBMvGuMvU0&t=1m45s
The girl on this video is said to be his girlfriend,
who went to the airport to send him to Rotterdam.
She is really cute, though.

He is still a baby. A total football genius child! I hope
he does not get corrupted in the UK.

>>484
If you find him good looking, you may think this one to be good looking too.
He's in Germany now.

Atsuto Uchida ／ Dance like an African
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaNE31-vYGQ&feature=related

Yes they are good looking but you don't get it. They are not Kamenashi.

Spark looks cuter and more lovely than those guys.

Everyone has their own (sometimes strange or weird) taste, right?

>>475
>"the good you do for
others is good you do yourself".
Thank you for the citation.

I want to believe that the good act itself is good for you.(Do dot expect reward for your service.)

Sorry,
Do dot →Do not

Are you trying to imply I have strange taste in men...?

>>493
No, no.
I apologize if you took my words that way. I said that in general, of course.
In fact, I can't understand other guy's taste in women...I might have kind of a weird taste. haha.

Ｉｍ ｔｉｒｅｄ

Uchida is much better than kamenashi...
This comparision is impolite to Uchida.

KG2 is a fetish. There are people who like faces like
http://moura.jp/clickjapan/interviews/060712/images/photo_vol21_1.jpg
and
http://music.goo.ne.jp/music/img/wui/mmov1/120365/suga_090715_l.jpg.
They are ugly and look like Kamenashi. But who can blame other's feticism.

fetish →　fetishist

http://music.goo.ne.jp/music/img/wui/mmov1/120365/suga_090715_l.jpg
One comma made the link dysfunctional.

>>816
教員だったのは過去。いままでずーっと教員というのじゃないから、
I was a teacher.と書きましょう。もしずーっとやってきたと書きたければ、
I had been a teacher.ですね。

>>817
on November 16, 1949
でいいのでは？

>英語：
>主語←修飾語　述語←修飾語

形容詞や副詞が短い場合は形容詞は基本的に名詞の前につくし、副詞も動詞の前につく
ということは数吉さんはよくご存知のはずですけど818の説明はそうなっていない
ので別様に説明を帰るべきなのでは？

スレ違いです。無視してください

Ah, yes.
Don't you think it is wonderful that every woman(man) on the earth deserves to be loved by at least one man(woman)?

>>500
you'd better ignore him. i also hope kataoka, mr stupid, will be banned from 2ch

No, we shouldn't ignore Sparky. He feels lonely if we don't talk to him.
We are all under obligation that we should talk to him everytime he appears here.
Let's not get the cute gay guy down.

>>502
I don't know whether he's stupid or not, but, I believe the revival of Japan depends on how vigorous and creative older people are.

I don't think Sparky is stupid. He's a gay. He has a different view of life than others,
and I'd not call that stupid. Plus he's still young. A young Pamananian gay boy Sparky is.

>>505
I responded to 502, not 503.
And I can't understand some people here label him(Sparky-chan) as gay, even though he's denying it.
Anyhow, I don't have bad feelings toward gay.

>I don't think Sparky is stupid.
Yes, he is.

>He's a gay.
Yes, he is.

>He has a different view of life than others,
Yes, he does.

>Plus he's still young. A young Pamananian gay boy Sparky is.
Yes, he is.

>>507
You love to attack him, don't you? I really can't get your taste.

>>508
CRAZY

Guys,

I am back from a party tonight, in which I enjoyed my bocchi.
I am eating cup ramen before going to bed.
I hope you guys who are in Japanese have had good weekend and feel ready for a hectic week.
Good night!!

>>510
Hi.
Where do you come from?

>>496 Come on...that is not a fair comparison at all.

He is a porcelain doll.
http://ameblo.jp/kazuya329/image-10743661983-10916430635.html
http://ameblo.jp/kiri0223/image-10795423454-11036987202.html

He looks eccentric with glasses on.
http://ameblo.jp/kiri0223/image-10787235407-11020541212.html

Those little boys cannot pose like this
http://ameblo.jp/kiri0223/image-10776644911-11000033934.html

about fetishism,,,,not a fair comparison to what you
guys have in your mind.

>>512
Do you like reptile, like lizard?

http://storage.irofla.com/?name=jbi&type=swf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUVcaTlNlII&fmt=18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYctHZ9s9hQ&fmt=18
ELECTRONIC MUSIC IS BEST MUSIC

ohh today sparky4 is 20 years old

>>513I would, if Kame was holding it.

Korean Girl should pay more attention to Sparky.

>>516
It's time for him to come out.

Quote for the day:
I am me. by Yama-P
http://blog.livedoor.jp/news23vip/archives/3530282.html

>>518 A man who lived with the top idol 20 yrs his senior...
I doubt it. He would maybe, just for a bit of publicity.
>>519 Yamapi has gone bad. He should have continued to do his PhD.
He should retire.

>>517

koerans where?

Right above you.

>>522
crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>522
Your detection circuits must have blown a fuse.
I haven'tgot the remotest idea about Korea or Koreans apart from a couple of dishes
I tasted recently. I tried making some of their recipes too.
I also watch (or not watch because they tend to be too loud)
Korean drama if there is a (plastically enhanced) handsome actor in it.
honestly you have absolutely no common sense.

C'mon Sparky, don't go anonymous yet! I know you feel a bit uncomfortable with those fags getting busy trying to get in your pantsu all the time, but hey, it's just that they love you.
....yeah, they love you sooooo much, Sparky.

I guess Sparky was so offended when someone asked KG to pay more attention to him
that he couldn't stop saying crazy.

Why offended, you might ask. It's obvious, though, he's more interested in KB, not KG,
because he's a gay.

I hate it when the conversation gets so lame.
Good night.

all boys in the future will act girly and look girly w

>>525 CRAZY

No, Spark, SIT!! SIT, Spark!
Stay! DOWN!! Good.

Now come, Spark. Let's walk to the park. No, Spark, no! Don't run, Spark!!

Did Sparky open a YT account and start vlogging?
Let gay emotions spark.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0XSzQguixg&fmt=18
This video ....

>>532
crazy

>>531
^^

>>533
I have a question for you.
When you say crazy , are you upset or delighted?

Why are you on 2channel even though you are on Twitter?

sparky is amerian.
that's what i know.

That's Spanky, I gues..

sparky is greatest guy or gay all over the world.
nobody can beat sparky.

Sparky and KazuKata must be a good gay couple. Why don't you two go on a date
or at least flirt online?
I like to see you two very happy.

>>534
CRAZY

where is sparky?
come back sparky.

stop calling sparky4 gay

Can I ask a favor of you?
I'd like you to build a new thread for beginners to be able to practice in writing English.
I don't know how to do it and have never done.
There used to be a kind of threads such as " monologue" " English diary" and I was a frequent user for them.
But they were gone somewhere!
You can post anything you like in this thread if you want to but basically this thread exists for chatting with someone.
So it's a bit incovenient for English learners like me who want to practice in writing English.

I don't know how to do it either,
but I suppose it's better to converse with someone
in written English than just writing to yourself, isn't it?

>>543
It's very easy.
1) Scroll to the bottom and you'll find the "新規スレッド作成" button
2) Click on it
3) Put a thread name in the タイトル box
4) Write an explanation in the 内容 box
5) Then click on the 新規スレッド作成 button
And boom. It's done.

>>545
Thank you,sir.
I've learned the way from someone before but I've never found the "新規スレッド作成”button
on my computer screen.
>>544
I agree to your opinion in that respect but it's not the point.

Is Spargay here?

Gay Sparky...sounds nice.
I wonder how many times a day he jerks off.

Super gay? NO! It's Spargay. understood?

I haven't asked him what food he likes most. I guess it's Spagaytti.

Starting today I call him Spargay.
Thanks everyone.

>>546
ttp://kamome.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1298965330/

I started a thread for english diary.
I made a slight modification to the rule:
if a diary writer prefers having grammar checks, they can express the preference.

If you do not be in favor of this new rule, I'm sorry,
but I believe the best way to improve your writing skill is to have others' comments,
and want to provide diary writers to have that option.

For a monologue thread, if you provide the template, I can start a thread.

you scared sparky4 away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgsbIfI0uIg&fmt=18
wwww

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_kYpOduKAc

AMERICANS

I think Gaddafi is Korean.

>>552
Thank you,sir.
How can I express my gratitude for your efforts?
I'll make the best use of the thread.
With regard to the new rule,I think it's a good idea.
One thread is good enough for me, so I don't nee a monologue thread.

>>367
If I remember correctly, he voted for a social liberalish party.
So he probably doesn't like BNP.

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あの子あんなに英語が好きだったのに、、、失明しちゃってもう何もみえなくなっちゃって・・・

失明した当初は強く気持ちを維持していたのに、最近では英語が読みたいって泣き始めるの、、、、、、


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　　　　私の一人息子大事にしてきた裕太ちゃんが壊れちゃう、、、、

>>548
crazy

>>549
CRAZY

>>550
Crazy

>>560
How come you always respond in such a way?
I think it is something like putting oil on a fire.

>>561
because "crazy" is the only word he came up with to call crazy guys.

>>562
I mean I cannot help but think that Sparky enjoys being called gay.

>>561
Silly

>>562
Preposterous

>>563
Impossible

>>564
It's my great honor to be described "preposterous" by such a douche bag like you.
Thank you. Thank you so much.

you're all the same to me :D

wwww

I am going to another board

Missing students' family, I heard, will go back to Japan. It's too early, isn't it?
I supposed they stayed there about for two weeks.

>>568
No,you can't.
You are addicted to this board.

they need to stop calling me homosexual

>>571
yeah, that's right.
i am gay, and all gays on this thread are mine.

>>572
You should name yourself and make friends with Spargay. :)

Do people still say "douchebag"? I think it's obsolete, no?

>>571
What's up, Spargay!!!
Do whatever you want!
That's the way a gay is, isn't it?

Going to another board?
There's no board you can fit in with, Spargay. :D

>>576
Don't take Spargay for granted.
He has the choice of going to 4ch. He was a troll there.

I used to see the word "douchebag" very often on the Internet, but now
I can't remember the last time I saw someone use it. Is it still used?

>>574
We still say "douchebag". But it's one word.

"It's annoying to have to use a virtual machine to post here.
Whoever blocked my IP is a douchebag."

>>577
＞＞He was a troll there.
Isn't that proof that Spargay can't fit in with any boards?

>>579
What message do you get when you try to post here without using a virtual machine?

＞＞５７４
yes and はい

げい

>>581
ＥＲＲＯＲ：アクセス規制中です！！([my ISP])
ここで告知されています。

>>584
I think it won't be long to lift the ban.
In my case, about 10days later...

>>584
ＥＲＲＯＲ：アクセス規制中です！！([my ISP])
ここで告知されています。

I HATE THIS ERROR

Looks like Gaddafi isn't Korean. The Korean UN chief said Gaddafi needs to be punished.
It's getting really kimchy. This whole arab revolution. And why is the UN chief Korean? It's ridiculous.

Not that the UN isn't ridiculous to begin with

The UN is also ridiculous because it stands for a group of allies which
defeated Japan during the World War 2.

>>584
how come your ISP get banned?
i have never experienced such things in the US.
did you write a script to post a lot of spams on 2ch?

Don't try to criticize Spargay for being a gay.
Spargay was banned not because he's a gay, but because he was too gay to act normally.
Don't call him a closet gay, he's an open gay.
And should he choose to leave, let him do so.

Spargay→Super gay?

Spargay will never leave this thread I swear.

He will leave this board someday I swear.
It's a natural law that everything has its beginning and its ending.

Don't take SG for granted. He can go anywhere he likes.
Don't forget he has the choice of going back to 4ch.
If you want him to stay here, just enjoy a G conversation.
If you are a CB, SG will be happy to talk with you.
If you are a MM, he will be pleased to enjoy talking with you.
If you like him a lot and find out he's left for another board, just stalk him.
SG will probably be in 4ch.

???
totally messed up

Just a little sausage and meatball fest that's heavily infested with a whole bunch of fruit flies and fungus gnats.
Nothing new.

My mouth is watering right now.

Today's question is:
What are you doing for the Hina Matsuri?
Do you have any special dolls?
Is Sparky going to display himself as a Hina doll?

"Born this way" Ladygaga's new single is the anthem for Sparky.

>>599
Since I am not a girl but a straight male, I do not have a Hina doll.

My ex-girlfriend's birthday is today. I am wondering whether I should send an e-mail.

>>599
We have displayed hina dolls for sometime in our house because I have sister.
Family without girls doesn't have hina dolls.

I heard that you have to stop displaying them by I-forgot-when time.
If you keep displaying them beyond the date, girls in a family can't
get married or something. Wierd, huh?

>>601
Spargay appears

>>599
The Hina Matsuri song says,
"♪
Let's light up paper lanterns called "Bon bori"
Give them flowers named " Momono hana"
a tune played by five men with flutes and drums.
Today is the funny Hina Matsuri festival　♪

>>602
In my hometown, it's April 3, a month after the festival.
When I called my mom today, she told me that she's gonna display it
though my sister got married last year.
A tear-dropping story, isn't it?

>>603
Fuck off. I'm not him.

Spargay gets mad.

>>606
Is there any meaning to your e-mail, fffffffffff?
Is it your personal statement like I am a fucking foolish flathead freaky fuckmaniac faggot from a fucked-up family?

>>605
Oh, thanks. It's April third.
If you keep displaying beyond the date, it's said that the girl(s) in your family
can't get married.

My sister's married, too but still my mother displays hina dolls like your mom around
this time of year. Maybe that's what mothers are about. Even if daughters get married
and leave the nest, mothers still pround of being her mother.

I think this superstition? is to encourage families not to procrastinate putting the
hina dolls display in a box and keep it to a closet or somewhere.

>>608
I think what happens when you leave the doll displayed after the date is
the girl in your family will be late in getting married.
My sister was not young but not old either at the marriage.
She was a little younger than the current average age for women's first marriage, 28.5.

I am not sure what my mom thinks.
But she is a kind of woman who does not forget her girlie taste.

>>609
Ah, it's just being late in getting married. I'm ignorant.
Nanashi can learn even Japanese like me don't know much about the details of Hinamatsuri display.
Maybe your mom just wants to celebrate Hinamatsuri without specific reasons.
These special days in a year can be spice in life.

>>607
Nah, that means "Fuck you, fuck off, go fuck yourself, fucking foolish
fag "
Got it?

>>611
got it, fag.

Nothing is more comical than a quarrel between the two Japanese by using four-letter word.

Absolutely, fag.

>>613
maybe "the" in your phrase is excessive.
not only our quarrels but all dirty quarrels by two japanese should be comical.

You're all Japanese...I know.

If Spargay left here, who would succeed him?
KazuKata said he was a gay, but he hasn't shown himself quite often.
No Spargay, no gay life. Do you really want it? No you shouldn't.
You want Spargay to stay here.

Spargay appears again.

>>616
You are a Korean I know

Nathan is as cute a boy as Logan.

Nah, nah means nah!!!

Hold your SLIM SHADY and behave yourself.

People hold their Super Gay and bahave themselves.

I don't think so.
Only Spargay holds his SUPER GAY and behave himself.

Today really is the SLIM GAYDY festival y'all have been waiting for - so far so gay.

A lyric says,
♪
I make my wife cry in order to enhance my GAY
What's wrong with that? Any complaint? ♪

OK, although I'm not sure how many of you people are Japanese/non-Japanese,
but anyway,
wondering if any of you think Japanese ppl are racist and why.

how can i make pigtails like chiyo chan's?

I don't know. Ask Spargay about that. He knows how to do it.

Isn't it about time we grow out of this gay joke?
I don't pretend this to be a serious thread, but I for one am starting to lose interest in this thread because
of this boring topic.
If you want gay go to 801.

>>627
Many Japanese people tend to 'discriminate' against the non-Japanese, but not necessarily look down on' them.

>>631
You mean the government? Or like real people?

I do look down on foreigners. I wear T-shits that say "I look down on foreigners" on the front
and "Foreigners are looked down on by me" on the back.

The real people. And I only speak on behalf of the people around me.
I'm sure things would be a lot different in the more country area, where people tend to be discriminatory
to any outsider, Japanese or not.

>>634
So what?

how can i make pigtails like chiyo chan's?
and I wish i have a maid outfit for my 20th birthday ><

Looks like Spargay wants to be a real gay...

>>637
うさい〜！

>>637
オマエモナ〜！

>>639
＞＞オマエモナ〜！
You mean you admit you're a gay actually? lol

>>640
オマエモナ〜！

Where did this gay thing come from?
Does anyone know?

Guys. Some small demonstrations are actually happening in many places in China, it seems.
Meanwhile, dirty Russia and Korea join forces and invade our islands in the north, says news.

>>643
Russia is the most despicable country ever.
I've always wanted to say that...

Anyway,we have to fight against Russia again someday in order to take back the Kuril islands.
because they'll never return them to Japan on their own motive.

CRAzY

[07:13] <fux0r> >Russia is the most despicable country ever.
[07:13] <fux0r> I'm russian and I totally agree with you.
[07:13] <fux0r> >fight against Russia again someday in order to take back the Kuril islands
[07:13] <fux0r> >because they'll never return them to Japan on their own motive.
[07:13] <fux0r> Why should we return somebody something ours?
[07:13] <fux0r> Japan better to sit down and deal with its internal problems, otherwise it will surely get second Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
[07:13] <fux0r> Do you want that? I am not.
[07:13] <fux0r> ‮
[07:13] <fux0r> That is what my post says.

>>599
Do you know the most special Japanese doll for a straight male?
It's called 南極二号.

If you receive one for your coming-of-age, you will be late in getting married.

>>67
Next time, we'll never lose. Because we've developped a super bomb called GAY BOMB, which
is Sparky times more powerful than the atomic bomb used in Hiroshima.

ＷＷＷＷＷＷ
６４６→６４５

I wish i had a メイド outfit for my 20th birth day (which was February the 27th)

my POBOX is 7303 Louisiana Tech, Ruston Louisiana, USA w

To me, Russia is in a different category of dirty from China and Korea.
Russia is more like Evil, whereas the other two are like maggots.

>>648
The doll's name is old-fashioned.
Today, she is made so exquisite that such a name is unsuitable for her.
Please call her idol's name such as "Akina" "jyunko" "Yuko" "Maki"

I've been watching a lot of videos about politics in the UK as listening practice,
and this is what I've learned (from reading the comments, not the videos).
Firstly, "cunt" seems to be their favourite insult. It is used abnormally frequently.
Secondly, when someone is not getting called a cunt, they are usually getting called a "bellend".

>>588
Can anyone tell me if this sentence makes sense?

What type of boys and men do you like, Spargay?

>>655
Yes, it makes sense, and it is a phrase that is often used,
especially in spoken English.
(Not that ___ isn't ___ )
There has to be something that comes before it for it to make sense, though.
ex:
"Sparky is crazy if he thinks someone is going to buy him a maid
outfit. Not that Sparky isn't crazy to begin with."
So, obviously, your sentence only makes sense with the context of
the post before it.

>>657
>"Spargay is crazy if he thinks someone is going to buy him a maid
>outfit. Not that Sparky isn't crazy to begin with."
fixed

are we there yet?

I mean the end of this futile conversation.

We are always there.

I had a nightmare.

=^_^=　Long time no see!

Each one has his own ideas.
Think hard.

It's so adorable! (^_-)-☆

Who the hell are you?

How come? =^_^=

Because >>663 fell in love with you at first sight.

>>658
WESTERNER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spargay build the thread →http://raicho.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1299232837/1-100

OMG

>>657
thanks bastard guy.... motherfuck guy.

???
I don't understand why you are so harsh to>>657 who told you something useful for your question.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kbbFvO-MGU&fmt=18

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>671
hey, sparky
you are mine.

>>672
nani?

>>673
i need money.
give me money.

>>670
I was watching this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPfgyebt5T4

>>674
I need an 1 way ticket to Japan
Give me one!

>>675
That makes sense.
But>>657 don't know such a background, so he must get offended when he looks at your post.

>>676
if you would be mine, i would give you a tikcet.
japanese YEN is really storong now, so i could buy you anything you want.
just give me your adress.

>>677
ACH SO

wait, ＞＞an 1 way ticket to Japan
an?
is that correct? i don't know much about english structures
somebody tell me.

Why don't you do your best?

SIEG!! HEIL!!! SIEG!! HEIL!!!! DEUTSCHLAND

>>682
GERMAN GERMAN GERMAN GERMAN
wwwww
>>678
電気街メイド outfit
wwww
Address:
POBOX 7303 Ruston, LA 71272

USA

JA, DAS IST HANS, WILKOMMEN TO MEIN WIENER HUT
BUY MEIN WIENERZ, DER GUT

Spargay's in the good mood to talk. Encourage him to come out.

did anyone buy nintendo 3ds?

>>686
it's not out yet in the us.
and probably i won't. it's a little too pricy considering the software lineup right now.

What about Dragon Age 2? Are you going to get it?

I'll definitely get it. I'll be a rogue Hawk!

どんだけ英語下手なんだよ

>>690
...and you can't write a simple phrase like this in english. what a shame.

I think Spargay's controlled by Ophiocordyceps camponoti-balzani.
It's really scary. Don't go die, SG. You are my Gay Hero. I mean,
you are the Gero.

It's only Japanese who criticize others' English ability.
There is a proverb says," Curses come home to roots."
That's why he'll be never be able to make progress in speaking it forever.

>>680
No, it would be best to say: "I need a one way ticket to Japan". (The "a" would be pronounced as an "uh", meaning
that there would be no awkwardness between the words ("a apple" would sound awkward, so it is "an apple" instead.
Similarly, you don't need an "an" in phrases like "a user", because it sounds fine without "an".)

The reason that Sparky got it wrong is because Sparky is a fucking idiot, don't compare anything to Sparky and expect to get meaningful results.

>>694
There's no Sparky in this thread.
Guess you wanted to say Spargay instead.

>>682 >684
Who wrote German language? Are you natinal socialist?
I want a guy like you here. Because there is no one like you here.

I love Unheilig.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-L3wj_HaMQ&feature=channel_video_title

Der Graf is gorgeous. His voice is the best. His music is divine.
I am a Der Graf Girl,,,,,

http://219.94.194.39/up/src/f5211.gif UBERCRAZY

sparky is a huge faggot

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sparky is a huge faggot

how the frak does one post here
what is this
im not good w/ computer, how did i get here....

>>700
I have to point out your critical mistake.

The one you were talking about is called Spargay here, not Sparky.

>>701
http://aug.2chan.net/dat/10/src/1298728254617.gif <- GOOD CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>700 - 701
オマエモナ〜！

>>702
I understand you are delighted when you say crazy.

>>702
Gee! No way! That's yucky!

And I don't understand the difference from Shemale...

I'm gonna write about two movies I've watched lately.
One is The king's speech, another is Tourist.
First, my opinion of one it was good movie to encourage
all smatters. Honestly, I hardly speak to people fluently
because I'm bad at speaking. So, I thought I took energy
from this movie. yah.
Another was interesting. I was suprised at the end. Of course
I can't write the detail for people wanna watch and still don't
do that. Anyway, the movie has unexpectable end.

Oh, I have one confusing thing. That is I quit my part-time job
and concentrate on my study to be a translator(I told you that
some time ago, right?). From April, I'll go to an interschool and
have more classes for 2-grade of university. So, it's so difficlut
to continue my part-time job, what's more, lately I have made
so many awful messes and scolded by manager or chief in my
workplace. Sigh...orz
Should I decide to do that? I'm about to say to manager or cheif
that tomorrow(my working day, incidentally)...

埋地さん, when you mentioned the film "Social Network" I looked it
up from our local cineama. Unfortunately there are no showings in
the city I live in. Do you think there will be a DVD out soon?
I mentioned it to my colleagues and they would like to see it.

>>709
I hope so. If not, you should run around your country to buy it.

Ah, Would you mind if I ask a question to you? The king's speech
and Tourist aren't also showing in your city? If so, I'm sorry.

埋地さん, The King's Speech is currently showing on both cinemas.
But The Tourist is not. However London is just 50 mins from where I live,
so there is a huge selection of films showing everyday in the metropolis.
The issue is getting catching the last train back.
(Not the timing, it is crowded)

>>709
I think it may already be out on DVD. I've seen people watching it on
their computers in 1080p so I assume so.
>>708
Japanese<->English translator? If so, best of luck!
Also come visit us all over at chatango sometime. You too KG2ch.

>>696
No, I am not a nazi. I am just very passionate about making Amerikans eat my real wieners
and letting them know that Deutschland is superior.

>>702
What's chatango?
I'm lazy enough to google it.

When were you aware you were a gay, Sparky?
Since when did you start wearing skirts?

>>713
I am not United statians (Not culturally but legally though)

My Russian friend is having translation problems and he needs help translating this line.
><

"Anyway, I decided to help. After all, what's the difference how to spend time here? So I can unwind a little."

>>713
I already know it is superior!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJqnc_0mZmA&fmt=18
superior music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymgvaWS2iA4&fmt=18
Superior infrastructure

China is working hard to suppress the protest.
Some pretty amusing comments have been made by them, like this

"So far the Chinese have an impressive record for being very peaceful in
international relations. With a good policy of not getting involved in others politics."

This is so ridiculous that it's actually hilarious.

>>717
do you mean translating it to Japanese?

>>720
translation to proper english

>>715
I bet it was when he was a highschooler.

>>715
2004
but really
1997~-1999~

Ｈｅｙ　Ｌｅｔ’ｓ　ｔａｌｋ　ａｂｏｕｔ　Ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ　ｏｒ　Ｂｒｉｔｉｓｈ　ｋｉｄ　ａｃｔｏｒｓ！！

I am ONLY GAY FOR THIS
http://4ch.irc.su/+4/tesuto/src/1299289488457.gif
http://4ch.irc.su/+4/tesuto/src/1297453969332.jpg

heyy!!!sum1

>>723
You mean, you realized you were a gay in between 1997 and 1999?
That's great, Sparg. It must've been tough to live through.
But don't worry Sparg, you have our backup. Be brave, Sparg.

>>723
Finally.

You showed us great courage, Sparky. I imagine you were worried about saying you were really a gay
and that touched me. You are my hero, I mean, Gayro, Sparky.
Live strong in America no matter what other people say. I wish you luck.

I watched a documenery about young homosexuals problem on TV!!
I saw when they declare that they're gay,
they becomes homeless because their family never accept gays

>>729
Don't try to scare Spargay. He should be treated fairly no matter what.
Of course, he's a gay, but he wouldn't do any harm to you on the Internet.
So just accept him as a gay person.
What matters most now is whether he likes cute boys or macho guys.

I believe Sparg likes cute boys since he likes to play cute.

>>730
what!?? m NOT tryin o scarre him!!
I'm just telling what I watched on TV so,, y da fuck are you saying like that!???
see Im an gay understander
but I love only young boys

so yeah

please talk about cute american kid actors plz por favor

>>713
That means you are a national socialist.

There is a slight difference between national socialist and neo-nazi though.

national socialist : Bill White
nao nazi : George Lincoln Rockwell

Neo nazis are not diffrent from christian rights except their insane love
for Israel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKN5SRq1V7Q
I wonder if Mr.sparky would understand this kind of music.
I think this is an extention of techno music like Kraftwerk.

By the way, I couldn't see movie. I'm Japanese.
Is it the only case with me?

I didn't know Enigma is also from Germany.

I wonder what kind of music Mr Spargay likes as well as whether he likes macho guys or not.

He repeatedly mentions his love for Kraftwerk.

>>734
Kraftwerk's music is Electronic music (Electronic pop music to me technical)
Techno is a sub genre of Electronic dance music which is a sub genre of electronic music

>>738
Then Kraftwerk is not techno music in technical sense while
it's refered to as techno wrongly.
I'm not sure if Engima is techho music or not.
Then How do you think about Enigma. This is what I really wanted to
know.

http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%86%E3%82%AF%E3%83%8E%E3%83%9D%E3%83%83%E3%83%97
Kraftwerk used to be lumped in with any synthe music and any synthe music
was called techno in Japan. YMO was called techno but seems electro pop
in world wide sense.

>>739
Techno music should be like this. People who listen to the music
feel like dancing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pbz_8QpfNU

Something is wrong with your terrible site, spargay!

>>741
Crazy

Popular musicians like Pet Shop Boys and The Human League
is categorized in electronic dance music in wikipedia.
If electronic dance music is equal to techno music, they can be
called techno music, right? I think they are often called
electro pop musin in Japan.

Musicians like Daft Punk, Fat Boy Slim, The chemical Brothers and
Prodigy sound quite techno to me even though they are categorized
in the same genre as Pet Shop Boys and not listed in techno pop genre.
I happedned to see the name of Ayumi Hamasaki. lol
I didn't know she is an artist.

I hope Spargay will spark like him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMGjN8-9IG0

He seems like a gay to me.

Excuse me, but is this the only English-only thread in 2ch?

Indeed!!

Ｉ　ｗｅｎｔ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　Ｊｕｓｔｉｎ　Ｂｉｅｂｅｒｓ　ｆａｎ　ｓｉｇｈｔ　ａｎｄ　Ｉ　ｃｈａｔｔｅｄ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｆｅｌｌｏｗｓ　ｔｈｅｒｅ　ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

Hahahaahahhahahahahhaa

>>747
Are you a girl?

Don't make fun of him just because he wears a pink bra.
He is a gay. As you know, gay people are really fashionable
Wearing bras to school must be on in America. Nobody can tell if he wears
a pink bra. So keep that between you and me, ok?

>>748
No.

>>739
"Then Kraftwerk is not techno music in technical sense while
it's refered to as techno wrongly."

this is correct
"Kraftwerk used to be lumped in with any synthe music and any synthe music
was called techno in Japan."
Same in USA

Engima is NOT TECHNO

Techno is a form of electronic dance music (EDM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2i1QfJ16A0&fmt=18
This is Techno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw1QJg4RYwE&fmt=18
This is Trance (At it's hard core form)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAIPPo78cpc&fmt=18
Electronic music (Just Regular ass Electronic) at it's hard core experimental form. ＠.＠

I've come to be able to tell if someone is gay

this boy definitely looks gay or bi

http://loda.jp/live/?id=29.jpg
http://loda.jp/live/?id=30.jpg
http://loda.jp/live/?id=31.jpg
http://loda.jp/live/?id=32.jpg

>>748
Don't forget there are many boys who love boys.
They are called gay in English.

and I showd these pic to my Spanish gay and shotacon friend
he said this boys looks definitely gay

can you tell?
目つきand表情are different from heteros!

>>753
actually , im not gay but a boylover
its kinda japanese tradition

I enjoyed chatting with girls tho nd u know im not a jb fan so much lol

>>751
I still don't understand..
This song sounds sort of electronic and the singer dances in the video,
but something still doesn't add up.
Is this a pop song or a techno song, or a mixture of them?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRCGSGh3ZiM&fmt=18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9aglDvkODk&fmt=18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyqz_qr4PAI&fmt=18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWyYTPmUKCw&fmt=18 <- this one sounds .... 日本ish.... 電卓　でんたく w
This is PURE Electronic music. I don't hear any other instruments except electronic ones.

>>751
then how dou you think about Enigma? Do you like it?
Why do you escape from this simple quesiton?
ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

For some reason, authentic techno music from America is not
called techno generally in Japan. I think its called more of
dance music or hiphop in Japan.
Real techno is more noisy and clattery while テクノtechno in my image
is more silent and mechanical like Kraftwerk.

Dead or Alive seems to be more of techno music from America.
Some early Pet Shop Boys's orks soundexactly like techno, I guess,
except their strange nasal voice.

Sparky = CGB

>>758
Not my sytle (too "organic")

....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOBUqCIXXWY&fmt=18
THIS IS A TECHNO SONG

>>759
What's CGB?

No. He is CCB. He is as cute as CCB drumer.
And CCB is also techno. lol.

Aah I see you are discussing electro pop. While you are at it I will add a
"Dark" note to it.

Kraft werk is too dull for me. Try these Dark German bands

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQwSRlta020&feature=channel_video_title
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTvke0Sa78A&feature=channel_video_title
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VHFRU9LiMo&feature=channel_video_title
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1SrIpU3kOw&feature=channel_video_title
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbtYj1lLkYs&feature=channel_video_title

Speaking of German band ,
try this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK4ZJGkSDTI

>>764 So cute! Johnny's should start recruiting from Germany,,,,

They don't look like special.Just ordinary white boys plus mixed child.
Plus they are stained by american culture. That's the problem.

>>766 you are right. Japanese boys are the cutest...wwww

>>767
Are you making fun of japanese boys? or are you serious?

I said they were not special. But I didn't say white boys were
inferior to Japanse boys.

>>765
Mr.Johnny loves easy prey like passive Japanese boys who will do anything
to become a star.
He loves white boys's looks more than Asian's but he is too coward to
train western boys coz they openly speak what they think and
easiy report to the authorities.

>>768 No I really do mean it. They are!

there are also some other nations from Caucasia, Africa and Afghanistan,
where people have beautiful eyes and features.

>>765 What can a 79 year old man do?
The business is run by his sister anyways.

>>770
Are you Heidi Klum who is beauty from heaven but loves strange
living things on the ground?
Do you look like Heid Klum?

>>764
This video contains content from Sony Music Entertainment. It is not available in your country.
Sorry about that.

No, I do not look like her at all,
apart from the fact that we are of similar height.

>>744
Hmmmmm. You are very tall like model.....
kamenashi is very short...
You are just a sadistic woman!!!!

Kg2 wants to spank and whip non-white boys.

You are fantasizing too much.

Ich glaub an dich

>>777
BY the way, are you roman catholic?

My religion is work. I am a workaholic,,,,

I assumed you were student.
Let me change the way of asking.
Are you from a roman catholic region?

We don't have religion on Venus.

Are you from Venus? lol
You are a sailor moon..
I didn't know sailor venus is usagi. I knew usagi but didn't know who
sailor venus was. I googled sailor venus and usagi images go on and on.
I was messed up.

Joking aside, you don't have to hide.
You can be from Italy, Spain, Portugal and any European Roman Catholic
countries.

I just understood your interest in Japan came from sailor moon.

You are utter rubbish at guessing.
Are you married?
Do you love your wife?
What is your religion?
Do you have emotions you cannot fulfil ?
Is your imagination running wild and getting you into trouble?
Are you being paid for manning this thread?
Actually,,,
I don't want to know.

Are you married? no
Do you love your wife? no
What is your religion? kohukuno kagaku

kofukuno kagaku

Wikipedia says it is a New Religion of some sort.

I was fool.
Sailor moon's moon is moon.
Then usagi is moon.
Sailor venus and sailor moon are like two peas in a pod.

Please correct my mistake.

I am Okawa Ryuho and am not.
very philosophical isn't it?

To be honest I am not familiar with Sailor moon at all.
The anime is not my type but the Sailor Moon Theme S.A.F. Remix
soundtrack is good.

I should have done my spring cleaning today.
I am concerned.

Really. It was an unexpected answer.

Is this guy really serious about opening up Japan?

http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/fl20090804zg.html

A terrible idea.

It's midnight and good time for cleaing.

It is the witching hour....

tesuto board closed

>>776

CRAZY

http://4ch.irc.su/+4/test/arch/134-20100716004011.xml

UBER CRAZY

Does this thread belong to Sparky?
It's almost like his blog or something.

>>782
They say Men come from Mars and Women come from Venus, right?

>>800
I am from the Galactic center

倒すぞギャラクター醜い悪魔〜

An ultra loli complexed young man was arrested for murder in Japan.

I have an adorable gran-daughter and can't imagine her being killed by a pervert.
So I will repeatedly tell my daughter not to take her eyes off her little kid.

>>761
Crazy Gay Boy

http://www.zkai.co.jp/books/online/index.asp
Let's battle here!

if i had known his e-mail adress, i could have e-mailed him.

>>806
who?

>>806
Crazy Gay Boy

>>808
Who are you?

>>809
Anonymous poster. What else?

>>810
Why do you want to e-mail Sparky the Crazy Gay Boy?

>>811
He needs me. He's helpless. He's a gay. I'm no gay.
He has to understand there's someone out there he can count on.

>>783
Butterface.

>>812
you can write personal messages here.
we are not going to be in your way.
just quietly watch.

>>814
We have to talk in private. He's a gay. He wants to keep something a secret.
So I thought it best to e-mail him.

>>815
You are a boy, aren't you?
What if he falls in love with you? He suffers more.
You are not a gay. The only person in the English board who can save Spargay
is KazuKata, who said he's a gay. Hope he turns up again. He's lurking now.

>>816
I will never tell anyone if I'm a male or female. With this method, he would feel
he speaks with just an anonymous poster. If left alone, he would commit suicide.
His emotion level is unstable. He's lost control of himself. He's a helpless gay.

Spargay has been a gay for 10 years.

Who could save him?

He loves to wear a pink skirt.

Don't stop him from doing so.

That's how Spargay survives this CRAZY world.

This thread is now very stupid.

>>819
Crazy

No worries [ whether you are a gay or straight ].
[ Because everyone varies ].

is hear gay thread???

KazuKata returns. lol

Go, KazuKata, you are the one who can save Spargay.

Sparky ruined 2ch. Fuck Sparky.

Fucking Sparky doesn't help.
Help Sparky fuck a cute boy instead.

>>821
I would like to ask you one question, Sensei.
What made you gay and how do you feel about it, being happy?

Why don't you two go on a date, KazuKata and Spargay?

>>836
> What made you gay
What a silly question you asked!
You know there's no account for taste.

>>826
I would like [ to tell you one thing ], my student.
[ What made me gay ] and [ how I feel about it ] is
[ that I was destined to live a gay life ].
I am truly happy.
But I am also happy [ that I have my only son ].

And the most and the best of all is [ that sex is not all [there is on the earth ] ].

Happy relaxed satisfied

Yes, Jesus is all [ there is an answer ].

戦は、戦はせぬ

>>828
I did?
I just wonder if he is born to be gay.

Anyway, you are right, there's no account for my strange taste too.

No acoount

>>835
Do you mean you have no money?

[ Although I have just enough money ], no money will make [ me go ].

>>837
May I ask you more?
What do you do for living now? Teaching English?

I'm retired now, but I keep on [ working ].

>>839
Is it a job related to English?

It is a job [ related to life and naturally language ].

>>841
I hope you will do your best and older people will make Japan stronger.

I wanna get along with my family but I don't think they love nor like me
They always play so hard during I do my best to be nice and build good relationship
I feel that they're so cold even to each other and I don't know why it's only me feeling sad about it

>>843
I bet you are a typical lonely father in Japan.

>>844
I'm a 29 year old daughter in jpn

Hang yourself.

This just in
Foreign Minister Maehara resigns, after being exposed for receiving money from Koreans.

>>845
You win! Why don't we chat for a little bit?
I have a daughter who is almost your age(little younger than you).

>>793
These freaks are not the only ones. Our supposed conservative party (LDP) also has
some members who have been plotting it.

What should I do?

>>848
Is eth ok with u n ur daughter?

You should watch out.
The time is coming when The DPJ and the LDP be merged as I predicted before.

>>851
Ha? What are you saying? I might have a hearing problem. My daughter what?

>>853
Is everything ok with you and your daughter?

I am your daughter.

Who cares for the resignation of Mae-so-and-so foreign minister?
We have lots of more serious concerns ahead of us. For example, whether Akanishi will succeed or fail in the U.S.

says a Korean.

I don't fucking care about them

I do care about the fact that Koreans are committing underhanded scumbaggery on our soil.

>>855
Honestly, I recognized you instantly when you entered this thread.
>>854
Everything is OK with me and my daughters, right? 855-chan.

Maehara has been gaining his power so far as we saw how US government treated him on his last visit there.

His resignation indicates that collapse of current cabinet is happening near future and he's planing to take a bigger part in new cabinet.

The fact that he received money is not the big deal actually. It's all politics.

I still care about the fact that he receieved money from Koreans.

>>861
You are right. It's no big deal. Just the starter of the merger.

I didn't recognize Aya Takashima at my first sight on her first CM

If she had much bigger tits...she would be a perfect woman to me...

She can have fake huge tits anytime.

>>861
I don't think receiving funds from foreigners is such a trivial schandal for politicians,
nor do I believe that Maehara could fix his political career anytime soon.
I guess it would be more natural to say that now he is on the edge of an abyss.

>>863
The merger may be going on but not just after the collapse. They both would lose their supporters if so since the majority of their supporters hate the other party.

>>867
yeah maybe he needs some time to get recover from this scandal. However he obtains strong connections and that makes him powerful so he comes back again as all Japanese politicians have done so far.

Anyway we'll see...

How would you translate "shiroi yasai seikatsu" to English?

>>868
The merger is the inevitable choice for the Japanese to deal with the crisis of collapse in the value of yen.
The sooner the better, I think.

>>871
hmm... There's no other ways to protect the value of yen you think? Is there any economic technique which may work?

I guess receiveing money from a korean is a big deal coz
it must be influencing his policies like admitting vote rights for koreans
and his avoicance of voicing phrase "korea's illegal occupation of takeshima".
The sum of money is small but I guess it's the tip of the iceberg.

What is worse, we already forgot the fact he received money illegally
from ex-yakuza(japanese gang). I guess it's a more critical point.
He succeeded in hiding begger issue with his resigination and making
the roots of two problems obscure.

I can though agree his resignation is for the benefit of the next step
and he is doing right in that sense.
But We can say he has no choice but to resign too.

>>872
That means national mobilization. The last and strongest way...
I must go to bed, good-night.

>>874
It was nice talking to you. Have a great dream.

And do you all guys know his wife is a senior member
of biggest religious group, sokagakkai, the power base of Komei Party?
Maehara married a rich woman with abandonment of his political ideals.

Sokkagakkai is famous for its forceful recruting and and ethnocentrism
and enthsiastic cult of its leader Daisaku Ikeda.
It always speaks ill of Japan and praise Korea.
It was labeled as cult in France.

>>873
yeah but I'm sure there're hundreds of thousands of other politicians receive funds from the mafia and Koreans so receiving itself is not the real matter for politics.

it matters that this fact has been unveiled, and how he handles the situation.

Maehara needs more moeny from pachinko.

What will become of Minshu party...the worst party tho

>>876
Marrying who has another political idea is not illegal nor hurt someone so that does not deserve to be blamed.

Sorry I meant:Who has different political idea

Not illegal but worth mentioning to know maehara's background and
policy.

Sparky should make up a political party for the gay right.

>>882
yes. Thanks.

Thre is even a human rights group for pedophilia in Dutch.
Sparky should belong to both parties.

>>884
No need. No need.
Sparky will succeed you to lead a new gay party.

>>885
Sparky would use electrical techno music to brainwash voters.
He can make the world a better place for gay people.

I bet you anything Sparky's interested in Kamenashi. There's something about Kame
that would appeal to gay people like Sparky.

I'm not sure why KG2 is into kamenashi somuch.
That's is only the regrettable point about her.

Kamenashi is the most popular of all the Ka-tun memers. That's for sure.
He might be a gay. So I guess Sparky has a chance.

He is straight as far as I know. I am watching him do his Home-run Project on Going.
Gorgeous in his chequered shirt and that suit...
When he is batting, giving his all.
he looks adorable...

>>889 why do you think so?

Nope. Kamenashi had a BAAAAAAAAAAD experience with a mature woman, which
might have turned him into a gay person. I wouldn't blame him for that.

....

>>893 what? kwsk...please

If Kame couldn't come out because he belongs to Johnny's Agency....

>>895
He was said to be in a relationship with a mature woman who broke up with her ex husband.
And now she co-stars a film? That would have put Kame in shock so big he couldn't stand up again.
No wonder if he's interested in nice and gentle boys.

>>896 How can one change their gender overnight because of a bad experience...
Impossible. I know he parted with Kyon but that is not the issue.

>>892
You are a gorgeous woman with the height of around 176 cm.
You should deserve a guy like Dolph Lundgren.
Why do you love slanted-eyed devil with small structure?

I may be more close to kame compared to Dolph.

>>897 No no no
Kyon denied the Nagase reunion rumours.
she is a professional.
She is living alone now. I hear that, so is Kamenashi.

http://nicosound.anyap.info/sound/sm13138072
ミク！！！！！！！！！！！

Kyon doesnt have a child. I don't know it's her policy or against
her will. Either way, this fact will lead her into depression
in the long run.
Already?

Why did he go out with a woman 20 years older than himself?

Why isn't it not possible he will go out with a boy?

Everything will happen, especially in the showbiz world.

>>902 Some women cannot conceive. because of her he was saying he didn't want children.
Now he says he does. i am sure he would make a fantastic father.
He would get the entire 20-50 age group women at the wave of a hand, no problem.

>>904
He has been abused by an elderly guy.
This is more possible incident.
Because many ex-johnny members has been abused too.

>>904
So Nagase cared about her disability.
Infertility may have been one reason for the divorce.

>>903 he might have had a bad "experience " with Akanishi.
No more boys wwww

>>906 For Nagase it was a 10 year younger actress/model.
they did not last.
I support Kyon all the way. She does what is right for her.
Awesome woman.

Why are you scared about an intelligent and tall white guy
like Dolph?
He at least has two or three things kamenashi lacks of.
Power, Strongness, Agility, dipoloma, height, certificate, Black Belt,
Weatlth, Blue eyes, Blonde Hair, Intelligence, IQ... The lists goes on.

>>909 If this is a list of what women are supposed to want,
you have it completely wrong.

>>910
母性本能をくすぐるという奴ですか？
時にだめな男ほどかわいいということは有り得ますよね？
そういう意味では>>909はまったく女心を理解していないなｗ

Does your boy friend forgive your enthusiasm with kame?

>>911
It goes with Leonardo Dicaprio in Titanic.
But it tottally doesn't go with Kame.

>>899 thanks for your kind compliment.
That "slanted-eyed devil with small structure" is love.
If you act like Kame, you might attract a lot of
female attention I am sure. you dont even have to look like him.
>>911 Maternal instinct...maybe. Naugthy boy attraction.
>>912 He doesnt exist (to me anymore)
>>913 Leonardo is so ordinary. Nothing special about him.

>>914
Which implies your boy friend got mad about your hobby and
quarreled over kame and parted from you.

>>914
So the guy below is not of your taste definitely.
http://pukupukumamasan.cocolog-nifty.com/blog/images/2007/09/25/photo_10.jpg

Don't ignore Sparky. He's lovely and cute. He's a gay.

I don't know what naughty boy is.

Naugthy girl seems to be like a girl in the video.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1z1x4_samantha-fox-naughty-girls-need-lov_music
Pretty cool girl.
Black gangstas look like gay too. Interesting.

With a move of her one finger, I could faint!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J89IvJ3a0xQ
Look at that. lol
She looks young for her age.

>>917 Sam Fox ... looks like a piglet in the oven.
Thick waist and really unfeminine.
Another one in the category of talentless short,
sausage-thick blonde singers.

Look at your own artist:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so6WIsWFYvM&feature=channel_video_title

Which one is feminine?

Are you jealous of her?
She is a girl-next-door type.
She lives in downtown and doesn't have a ego like Madonna.
She is kind to any man from any backgrouds.
She welcomes a miserable man like me.

And one thing you forgot. Boobs!

Why are you miserable? Don't be miserable.
The only think that makes you miserable is you.
Find your character and play this life drama as you like it.
There is no rehearsal!

She has nothing that I would be jealous of.
Looks like any ordinary woman on the street.
I dedicate this song to you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sijQsg08kAU&feature=channel_video_title

Time to resume spring cleaning,,,,

Kame girl used to be quite active concerning Kat-tun's invitation to Europe.
If she was successful, there was a chance she would meet Kame in person
as a director.

In Britain, I could see a chick like Sam Fox
everywhere around me?
What a paradise!

Hello there.
I'm from the universe.

You are also a gay, aren't you?

Don't make me laugh.

>>916
I hate being a boy T_T

>>916
I hate being a boy T_T

Is it safe to eat breast milk ice?

>>931
not safe.
it might stimulate too much sexual desire.

Poor Sparky. He was supposed to be a girl. The God made a mistake.
He needs to change his gender. If not possible, at least he can live as a gay.
Wish him luck, everyone.

チャットで外人にhoe are you って聞かれてfineって答えたら
俺はhoe are you って聞いたんだって言われたんですけどどういうこと？

>>933
If I was a girl I would be a lesbian w

At last you confessed you are a homosexual

>>934
Fine is a bad response

ttp://allabout.co.jp/gm/gc/66683/

>>936
If i was a girl with a PENIS then I will still be a lesbian w

http://4ch.irc.su/+4/4/

please use my BBS too ....

Don't be sad [ that you are a gay [ because I am a gay too and it's very natural ] ].

what kind of comedy do you guys like to watch?

>>938
Cheer up, would you?

This video would get your chin up.

Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Fair Day 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0IPr3IJchw&feature=related

>>941
Chinyuuki

>>942
That was great!

>>943
wtf is Chinyuuki?

Chinyuuki is a manga, so I don't watch it but read it.
Maybe there is an anime version too, but it probably sucks.

Nice seeing all you freaks and creeps getting it on with each other in here, finally.

We're together!

you smell the same to me

Does anyone know why Justin Bieber is so hated on YouTube?

Cuz he's crap

Dragon age 2 gameplay video!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIps36lct8s

Some people have already started off their venture!!!

The day has finally come. The day has finally come.

DRAGON AGE 2

I'm sorry to say Sparky can't enjoy Dragon age 2 bacuase of his low spec PC.

EDL!! EDL!! EDL!!

It's fuckin cold. Is the earth really globally warming?

>>941
azumanga daioh

>>957
>w<

Why dose 2ch support homosexuality so much?

I'm game.

Oh my! Look at the time!!!!

Why did Doala do such a thing?

Dragon age 2!!!!!!!!!! I want it desperately!!!!!!!!

Can't wait any longer....

Sparky is an apostate. He will be hunt down by a templar.

He probably can use Blood Magic, with which he can make the male Warden and his male companions fall in love.

hello?
is anybody around?

No.

why not?

come on! anybody home?

you are persistent and stubborn.

in that case, i have to move the the other room
bye guys.....

go... and take your hat with you.

Good idea, really. Stay away from that bionic dildo with a clitoral gland.

stop talking to yourself.

I'm bold, so I always wear a hat when I go out.

Why does being bold cause you to wear a hat?

Please don't make fun of me.
I just made a spelling mistake.

crazy skirts wwww

You know, being bald is really a sad thing.
I had a lot of hairs when I was youg, but they came off my head one by one as time passed.

What does
ＥＲＲＯＲ：スレ立ては●を使うと出来ますよ。
mean?

>>982
It means that you are not allowed to start a thread on 2ch without ●.

According to this, http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1239549792
● is "2ch viewer". You can buy ● for $33 per year.
With ● you can enjoy numerous privileges including
/ starting a thread with minimum restriction
/ browsing logs of old threads

This ban happens when you try to start a thread from an untrusted remote-host.
Be a good citizen and you'll be fine someday.

>>981
Be confident, some men with thin hair look sexy.
I like Katsumi takahashi (not Katsunori) very much.

>>985
Oh, thank you for cheering me up!
It would be a paradise for me if This world were filled with only women like you.

>>985
Which world do you see paradise, filled with those sort of women or there's no problem with your fair?

>>986
Wow! You get to the point!
Of course, I choose the latter.
Because I like curry and rice but I can't eat it every day.

>>985
Hey,>>984 might be a guy

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 154
http://kamome.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1299558634/

I think Yerba Mate tea has been used before

>>988
I have a sharp sense of smell like a dog.
I sniffed female odor from >>984's post.

>>991
what do you smell from my post?

>>992
I smell cuttlefish from your post because you've just finish doing "shiko shiko".

Bingo!!!!!

they say doing " shiko shiko" every day is not good for the health of your hair.
So why don't you bind your both hands with a rope once in a while while you are in bed?

Can I close this thread by using plum trees?

Go ahead

>>993
CRAZY

>>998
I know you are a cavalier whose penis has a lot of "chinkas" inside it.

Me.. I will finish this off!

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