Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 147

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Hey!!! you NEETs, nerds, YouTube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all over the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, and cunning
linguists. And let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

Here is the place to have a ball!!!!!

Just wanted to carry this over from the last thread.

http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/adventure-of-english/
Self-explanatory, but really quite worthwhile

http://accent.gmu.edu/browse_language.php?function=find&language=english
A nice repository of mainly American English accents,
as you might notice there is significant regional variation,
but not enough to completely hinder comprehension.

>>1

GJ

>>1
it's the same damn tea. come up with a new tea.
then I can complain about it/admire it.

One who don't know variety of tea should not launch new thread.

It is becoming sultry.

That sound sweeeeeeeeeeeet.

i will not be satisfied until someone gives me a new tea.

Would any native English speakers here do me a favor?
I'm looking for a RSS reader that matches my need.
There has to be some features in it.

1) It checks site update every 1 minute (or less than 1 minute.)
Lots of RSS reader's interval for update check is every ten minutes or longer

2) When it founds site update, it notifies me by a popup.
By this feature, I can notice when site update is done even when I am
reading other websites or doing something on my PC.
Popup has to be easily recognizable because when I'm concentrating on
reading a website or doing something with my pc, a small popup on the corner
of screen is hard to be recognized.

3)When RSS reader finds updates, it lets me know by sound. Sound Notification.
By this feature, Even if I am away from PC, it can tell me when updates is done.
Just one second of sound is OK.

I looked for an RSS feed reader again and again that matches my need and found one, but unfortunately,
it doesn't have 3) sound notification. I'm exhausted looking for it by reading
English websites. So, I'm asking you native English speakers.
As far as I know, there're no Japanese RSS reader that meets my conditons.
I looked for Japanese one thoroughly before but one reader meets 2) and 3)
but sitecheck interval is 30 minutes.

Some meets the condition of 2) and 3) but update check interval is 30 minutes or more.
What I'm using now meets the conditions, 1) and 2) but it has no sound
notification.

* RSS can be stand alone type or Firfox's add on.

If you find an RSS reader that matches my conditons above, I'll return you a favor.
If you have a paypal, I'll pay you 1000yen(=$11.99, 7.58pounds)through paypal or I'll do
something you want me to do in returen, like looking for information about something Japanese
you are interested in or both.

Tell me if you're interested in my offer. If you find one, I'll show you free mail
address here and interact with you so that you can tell me about the RSS.
If you want me to pay you before you tell me the name of RSS reader,
I'll do it although I prefer see how the RSS works in advance.)

>>10
Sorry, don't do RSS myself. Even if I found you something I couldn't
show you how to use it as I don't know how to do it either.

>>2
Both of the Japanese accents in that second link (especially the guy
from Osaka) are remarkably good. That guy has to have had some experience
in English outside of school.
Because of that, I don't consider those to be very accurate examples
of foreign accents, because the vast majority of native Japanese
speakers do not speak that fluently.
And honestly I think it would be very hard for a non-native
English speaker to tell apart most of the native English accents,
as the speakers are clearly speaking slowly and more fluently than
they would normally.
The links I posted earlier are examples of the absolute extrema of
variation that you can get between American and British.

>>11
No problem. Thanks for your reply.

>>11
Oh apparently there are more Japanese speakers than I thought.
The most markedly Japanese one I've heard is this one:
http://accent.gmu.edu/browse_language.php?function=detail&speakerid=543

This guy speaks as if he were speaking conversationally, instead of
struggling over every word and trying to perfect it like most
speakers here. Thus he sounds exactly like what most English-speaking
Japanese tend to sound like.

http://accent.gmu.edu/browse_language.php?function=detail&speakerid=611
I love Scottish accents, they sound so funny.

ｗｈｙ american drink japanese tea with suger? its disgusting. its already sweet.

>>11
There used to be a few threads in English board of 2ch where people talk
about English pronunciation and some people reacorded their English
and uploaded their audio files there.

The man from Osaka is one of them, reading the "Please call Stella..."
as a sample and put his file on the site linked in >>2 other than the
2ch's pronunciation thread.

It was more than 5 years ago so I don't remember much about him but
he said he's never been to abroad. Basically he taught himeself English
pronunciation. But he had a friends from America so seemed to have asked
the friend to listen to his pronunciation and give him feedback.

>>15
It's truly amazing how well he pronounces English.
It sounds like a mild regional American accent. Like... Alaska or
something. I would never guess that he was Japanese.

Is the provincial accent of the southern part United States tight?
It is especially the Texas district.

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."

I thought whether it was an idiom.

>>17
What do you mean by "tight"?

I'm going to bed, おやすみ. I'll be back tomorrow evening (or early morning in Japan).

>>18
It's a phrase used for testing fonts, mostly. It contains every letter of the alphabet.

>>19
A provincial accent is strong.

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”is funny .

It is true. All the alphabet is contained.

shut the fuck up mofo
eat ya moms pussy

It seems that the old thread was completed.

A hidden Korean resident in Japan is gloomy. What should I do?

if they eat kimchi for every day, they are

What is 'Japanese' anyway? If we go back a few thousands years, most of
of the ancestors of Japanese people were from either Korea or China
possibly by small wooden boat.
Third, fourth generation of Japanese Americans, most of them get married
to other Asians and their identity would be 'Asian Americans.'
It's stupid to call names to each other among Asians.

if japanese is japanese, korean japanese is anti-japanese.
its big different.

What is 'American' anyway? If we go back a few hundred years ....

native american mafia is anti-american. thay are not american.
but america is their land. white got owned.
but japan is not korean land. they are illegal immigrants.

It begaaan in Africacacacaca

fuggot and dyke increase in japan
no children in the future

"people hate hater." I can't accept that there are some people who dont realize this very simple rule.
korean made their choise.

fack you.

People love fair-minded people. It's just very simple.
Who likes mean bigots? If you go abroad, you will be a foreigner
to them. Most of them will be nice to you unless you are very
narrow-minded and full of hatred. Let's be fair and nice.

>>35
I totally agree. Now fuck off.

why japanese porn conceal dick and pussy ?
its fucking unbelievable

General American movies are the same.

>>37
That's because Japanese porn is art.
I don't like American porn. There are no actor(actress). Only mechanical robots are there.

European porn is good.

Yeah American porn sucks.
American foods suck too, by the way.
Sex and eating are two major pleasure.

goddemn lol

now japanese porn is copying of america lol
in past , japanese porn's girl is not enjoyed in sex
but now, japanese porn is popular about erotical girl known as "Chizyo"

japan always do monkey's imitation by America lol lol lool

>>42
>now japanese porn is copying of america lol

Nope.
Japanese porn is a lot better than American one.

>>41
I like burgers. You don't like burgers? That is ridiculous.

>>44
Japanese hamburgers are a lot better.

Ketsuge Burger was a big incident regarding virus of File sharing software.

Burger porn or Sushi porn, that's your option.

I like Moss hamburger better than McDonald's.

>>39

I don't think so. Japanese are like monkeys.

>>49
Americans are white pigs.

fucking jap just like yellow monkey, it's fucking ugly

>>49
Is it funny responding to your own posts?

>>51
Look into a mirror.
You'll see an ugly scum sucking pig.

japan collapse by atomic bomb lol

yellow monkey can't live without america
they can breath in relief under us nuclear umbrella
so they are slaves for us

>>55
The US have been losing wars since Vietnam, lol.

without us, every jap bitch are raped by communist every fucking day
and every jap sob are killed
so japanese race would've gone forever

all jap must do "Dogeza" to US everyday

>>57
Dream on.

we can't recognize which is jap or kor
both are like yellow monkey lol

Say it in front of the Japanese.

what is japanese orthodox style ?
Tyonmage ??

I think you're gonna have to troll harder if you really want to. Much harder.

i have a rumor about japanese,
japanese husband have done Dogeza to his wife everyday.
why ? or misunderstanding ?

japanese penis is very small like their height
dont japanese girl have a unsutisfied feeling ?

japanese girl call me pussy crusher.
they have a petit size

>>63
Japanese women have a horn on their head.
As its evidence, I can give you a scene In wedding ceremony, where a bride put a hat on her head
to hide her horn.
After the ceremony, they let out what they are: a awful ogre.

hey dude, call them Urashima-Taro lool

here we go here we go , but im not domino

>>17
I am sorry for replying so late in the thread. Yes, I would say that southern accents would be considered strong. I come from the state of Kentucky in the US, and many people here speak with a noticeable accent.

Not to mention the use of southern slang words, etc.

u mofo, make u chicken nigga

What the fuck are you all fighting over? Are the NEETs out in full
force right now or something? We went from a thread about regional
accents to clumsy nationalist dick waving.

By the way amateur porn is more arousing than anything commercially
produced,I actually like it when the woman is enjoying sex.

On the topic of accents, I have lived in Arizona for most of my
childhood. I have been told that I have a very light Texan accent
with some Californian habits thrown in. Many people here sound
pretty neutral to my ears, but my perspective is probably skewed.

I will take TOEFL in September.
But, I don't buy textbook for TOEFL still, because I don't know what textbook is good for TOEFL.
So, please tell me good textbook for TOEFL.

>>71
How do you get such amateur porn videos? URL?
Via file sharing software such as Winny?

>>71
Has there ever been a Chat in English thread where at least 200 of the
posts weren't part of derails about Korea or China?

get the fuck out fucking alien
ya res is fucking boring
suck ya mom's dick asshole

>>75
you have to learn a good english before using dirty words.
it's ugly.

first of all. korean own japanese porn industry. most man in videos are korean.
womans are japanese. because they are proud to enslave or rape japanese woman.
only narrow intelligent japanese think that there are good korean too. i am sure that that is very rare.

>>74
You sum up my thoughts quite nicely.

>>75
Does your mother have a penis?

I notice that when it comes to porn, American porn generally includes
slutty actresses overdramatising their enjoyment when having sex.
Japanese porn more frequently has women who appear to be unconsenting
or are forced into sex.
I think this is based on our respective countries' histories of laws
regarding sex and pornography, as well as different cultural
points of view. For example, Japanese porn censors the penis and vagina
whereas American porn does not.

Porn is useless. Shinjuku 2 town distric is a very friendly area, isn't it?
How often do you visit the area?

>>79
あなたは片岡数吉先生ですか？

I am.
I watched ' O-Oku ' at Shinjuku Picadelly theaters yesterday.

>80
English please:

">>79 Are you Kazuyoshi Kataoka-sensei?"

Eggplant and totatoe miso soup sounds delicious, doen't it?

noo it doesn't... I heard of aubergine (eggplant for UK English)
with miso paste, but never in miso soup.
Do they put tomatoes in miso soup in Japan? does not feel right.

I sthis the film you watched?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIQ-Hhfx_ck

Who is Kazuyoshi Kataoka ?
He is famous ?
His book is effective　in studying English ?
I don't know at all .

We have eggplant ' nasubi ' in miso soup very often.

KazuKata-san what about tomatoes? I never thought you would have
them in miso soup.

I would personally have tomato [ if I mean it ]
[ though the soup will be red ],
[ which I don't think will make itself ugly ](^-^*) .

Although I don't dislike eggplant,I don't like it in miso soup .

Because egglpant in miso soup is very hot !
Why does it become so hot ? !
I can't eat it immediately
I become irritated for its hot .

Eggplant is spongy.
It gets hot water in it.

After eating miso soup, I feel like pooing.
Maybe it gets [ my intestines stimulated ].

>>91
I know I know
but
I think that it is hotter than the heat of miso soup.
Temperature must be the same if it is in a sponge state.
The point is not known. I am irritated by because of the wonder.

Basic miso soup with some tofu and nori and scallions is my favourite.
That, or ramen with and egg and some meat, I don't care which.
Or even better- miso ramen!

I must go to church now.
Go to your nearest church(^-^*).

Speaking of miso ramen, I like SAPPORO-ICHIBAN .

>>96
yes

Nanashi-san is living in oversea ,why do you know SAPPORO-ICHIBAN ?
Is SAPPORO-ICHIBAN famous also overseas? Although it will be a major company to be sure .

I will go to a bookstore today also. If a foreign book is read, does English improve? I cannot agree.

>>1 Thank you for making this thread.

Today, I'm so blue. Because I made two messes in the time
doing part-time as a waiter an izakaya yesterday.
First, I carelessly broke a glass on the tray I had. Second, I
dropped a pizza customers ordered in front of them
(Of course, I apologized them for that.)...orz
What was worse, the manager gave me a penalty, extending
my fixed time of the day working in there for 10 minutes.

Ah, I must go to there to work...orz
I hope I have no mistakes today...

>>100
Don't mind

>>78
When you are presented a good thing in Japan, you should hesitate to receive it.
It's Japanese manner.

So when a girl is offered a nice dick, she must not pounce on it.

>>100
Everyone makes mistakes. You shouldn't feel too bad about yourself.
Probably you are too tired? I hope you can take a day off soon.

I came from the thread called ' I blame Japanese English education
for my not being able to speak English.'

One of the posts there says s/he doesn't want to talk with other
Japanese people in English because if s/he did so, the typical
language errors the Japanese tend to make would be fossilised
and never be corrected. That's why s/he doesn't want to practice
speaking with his/her fellow Japanese people in English.
S/He says it's not only a waste of time but detrimental.

I said we can find a lot of us who want to learn English here in
Japan, so we should take advantage of it and try to teach each other.

What do you think?

Japanese porn has a combination of [age] and [sage].
Blurring the part of the video is one of sages.
American are a kind AGE!AGE! people, aren't they?
Have you learned the effective expression, posting with age or sage here?

>>101 and >>103 thank you so much.

Now I answer >>103's question. I think native English
teachers are better than Japanese English teachers.
Their English are so clear and corrected. On contrary,
Japanese English including mine isn't so good... What
is worse, their pronunciation is uncorrected. I'm sure.
English education by Japanese teachers can't speak
English fluently must be vanished.
Instead of it, all Japanese school should take native
English teachers to teach every student in English-
class.

By the way, would you(＝>>101 and >>103)mind if I copy
and paste your post into the thread called "Ninja Hattori-
kun subtitle" in Owarai-Kobanashi board? I have a thing
I wanna write in there. OK?

>>105
I read somewhere that when first learning a language it may be better
to learn it from someone who speaks your language natively.
Then, when you get more advanced, you learn it from a native of that language.
Because it's easier to understand for someone who doesn't know the language,
but when you already know it well you can learn how to speak correctly from a native.

"because in japan. child can see porn video. so we must conceal things.
becase if they saw it, they might do mimicking of it."
japanese police think like this. rules are something useless in japan.
it is often said that japanese plitics are gray.
because when there are white opinion and black opnion in politics, they made gray opnion.

Drinkin' some Dr. Pepper... Posting some posts... Surfing some 'nets...

>>105
埋地, thank you for answering my question. So you think it's better
to learn English from native English speaking teachers and probably
Japanese English teachers are a waste of money and if we can, they
should all be sacked and native English speaking teachers should
replace them. Oh, well, then I would be out of my job...

Well, you were talking about wanting to copy and paste part of
my post? I didn't really understand what you want to do with it.
I just said cheer up, that's all. Does it serve you anything in
the thread...Ninja-thread?

A native English speaker is not necessarily good at English teaching.
He must know how to teach English, of course.
For example, he must know English grammar.
A native English speaker doesn't necessarily know English grammar as taught in Japanese schools.
Moreover he should know Japanese people's way of thinking.
For example, he should know what is difficult for them to learn English.
Also he must speak Japanese fluently.
Usually it's hard to find a native English speaker who satisfies those conditions.

A more practical strategy is this:
Learn English from a Japanese teacher and use a native English speaker as an informant
who shows correct pronunciation, usage etc.
This strategy is usually taken in English teaching TV programs of NHK.

>>106
nanashi, thank you for replying to my question. When you are an
advanced learner, you should try to talk to a native speaker of
the language but when you are a very beginner, you can use someone
like myself... Is that what you say?
I agree with you to a certain degree. If possible, it's better to
have teachers who speak English as their primary language but
at the moment it seems quite impossible. There are tens of millions of
schools throughout Japan and there are enough native English speakers
to cover all the classes all over Japan.

Advanced learners should also learn English only from native speakers
of English, if it was possible but because of the same reason I said
earlier, we should use what we have already had. The second best
will be advanced learners should try to teach one another and
practice talking to each other or write something to each other like,
in this thread. Of course it is very nice to have someone like yourself,
because it just gives real opportunity to use the language.
I mean to use the language in order to communicate rather than
just to practice... I hope I could make myself understood...

I really should have re-read what I wrote before I posted.
What I meant was there are NOT enough native English speakers
in Japan. Sorry about that.

>>110

I agree with you. What you say is a very sensible idea. I'd like that.
I want to do that to improve my own English.

It's nice though, I can't get why Americans are always in AGE AGE mood.

>>110

I have known from this site that it is the best policy to read Japanese book during in this country,
and to study English after having taken a trip abroad to US.

>>54
dirty　chinks　shut　up

CHINA having the bloody past history,
the most barbarous country in the world against not only her people but also foreign people

>>115
What about country like Australia, UK or Canada? Other English speaking
countries exists.

many chinese have unpleasant feeling about japanese who pretend to be a leader of asia
by fowllowing to US as if they were their pussy

Japan has dilemma between the leader of Asia and the follower of US (or Europe)

japanese always conceil their true opinion and feeling, and always get money
many countries get mad at japan

if there was not Japan in the world, China as it is today could not exist
Japan ever has offered to help China about 8 trillion yen($80 billion ) in total.
free money ,free licensing of technology ,yen loans, and trougth Asian Development Bank
仇故不恩
�ｺ没有的中国人

>>114
I can sage if you want.

>>111
So you are an English teacher? It's good that you're still practising
English even after you're already a teacher.

About English:
English, like the US, is a "melting pot", in the sense that English
is not based primarily off of any particular language or language
group, but instead is a mix of many language groups (mostly Germanic
and Romance). It has an enormous functional vocabulary, exceeding
almost every other language, with many words having several
synonyms.
Because of this, and because of English's pervasive influence
throughout the world, the language is changing and evolving all the
time. Formal English will not change a lot over several decades,
but conversational English will be noticeably different after 50
years or less.
Also, English has an absolutely huge amount of slang. This is
something that changes every day, and native English speakers often
have difficulty keeping up with it.
For this reason, I say that English below university-level can be
fairly accurately taught by a non-native speaker, but at advanced
levels, a native would better be able to explain its nuances, idioms,
profanities, dialects, and lingoes.

I hope that wasn't too long for anybody...

if Japan didnt that kind of things, japan was bramed
japan has been scared of china cuz china is the biggest nation and has lots of nuclear weapon

The following picture is a letter of appreciation from the Chinese Consul of Nagasaki to
Japanese fishermen in 20th May 1920. See the words for the place name that the Chinese
survivers drift to. It is clearly described as "Senkaku Islands, Yaeyama District, Okinama
Prefecture, Imperial Japan"there(日本帝国沖縄県八重山郡尖閣列島). Which means that
Chinese Government at the time undoubtedly recognized the Senkaku Islands as Japanese
territory. This is the absolute evidence that prove right of Japanese claim over the Islands.

http://kukkuri.jpn.org/boyakikukkuri2/img/img5788_100921senkaku.jpg


Grateful letter(in English)

Winter Year 8th of Republic of China, 31 Chinese fishermen from Fujian state faced storm
and wrecked, drifted and cast ashore Uotsuri island, Senkaku archipelago, Yaeyama County,
Okinawa prefecture, Imperial Japan.
Mr. Sonban Tamayose who was official of Ishigaki village, Yaeyama County, Imperial Japan,
kindly took care of Chinese fishermen and could let them back to their father land. It was
real sign of humanity.
We hereby present Grateful letter and show our deepest appreciation to him.
Resident Consular of Republic of China in Nagasaki Japan
May 20th, Year 8th of Republic of China

>>124

what a ironic!
the evidence which exposes China's lie is the letter of apreciation from China's government
to Japanese.
Now Japan is being invaded by the people who are descendants of the persons rescued by
the kindly Japanese in the past.
lack of gratitude, virtueless Chinese!

people barely know this historical fact. China had bigest battle ship fleet in Asia.
bigger than Japan's one. China bought it from Britain.
there is no such history like peaceful China was invaded by Japan.
if may I corrent it,
"China where had bigest army in Asia was invaded by Japan"
but still smells like a impossible. therefore.
"Japan was invaded by China in the first place"

>>122

Thank you for your comment. No, it's not too long. Thank you
for your thorough explanation. At university-level or later
native speaking English teachers can give us better information
which serve us better. I agree. It's just that we seldom have
any opportunity to use English here in Japan unless we pay
certain amount of money.
Well, I can use this thread to make my English better...

did you know Canada once took 120 Americans hostage and killed them
all? They cut their heads off.
The Canadians are barbaric. It snows a lot in their country.
Only barbarians get snowed on.
And they eat our children! The US will invade them and take them over
one day.

And don't get me started with Mexico...

>>127
Out of interest, what other methods do you use to practise English?

If you don't have any chance to use English, then don't study.
If you don't have any chance to use English, then don't complain your
English doesn't improve. As long as you don't have any chances to use
English, there's no point in studying it and complaining your poor English
for that matter.

>>129
Nice to meet you, イギリス人 san. In each school, there are at least
one native speaker of English. They are called ALTs(assistant English
teachers). Japanese English teachers(JET) talk with them before and
after we go to classes. I guess we get to practice our English
a little bit in that way.
Also I try to read English books, which happened to be the topic on the
forum I originally came from. Ah, I go to an English cafe every now and again.
The English cafe I go to always has at least one native speaker of English,
who is from UK, the U.S., Australia, New Zealand, and so on.
We've got to order one soft drink(or beer) and we can stay there
as long as we want to, but we've got to pay \150 per 10 minutes.
What else do I do? I sometimes watch CNN, which is the only English
news channel available on our TV. I watch uploads of Youtube and
enjoy stupid TV programs like 'the United States of Tara.'

Thanks for asking a question, because without one, it's difficult
to keep on speaking here on the thread.

the bilingual brain bring lots of merit, not only speaking other language with people but also our health,
so dont say that in obsolete narrow thinking

as a matter of fact, why can women speak english very well than men

>>130
I think you are right. If you don't have any chance to use it,
probably you don't need to try to use it because you don't need to.
Hmmm...As far as my English goes, it is fine and there is no
need to study it more. It's just my hobby, I think.

>>132
Oh, then you are studying English for your health.
I'd say brisk walking or swimming for an hour or so on daily basis is a lot better for your health.

im not japanese and not study english for health
i must study english because i cant speak japanese much
bilingual brain was theme of study last month

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTfzXyvqKN8&feature=player_embedded#!

Did you know that the girlfriend of the founder of Facebook is Chinese?
I'd say he can go out with more gorgeous girl than her.
She is on the ugly end, I'd say. Is he into Asian beauty?
On our standard, she's not beautiful at all, with slant eyes and square jaws and all
but from western standard, she looks exotic, typical Asian.

Perhaps it's the same as Lucy Lue in the movie Charlie's Angel isn't beautiful at all in our standard
but to westerners' eyes, she's Oriental beauty?

>>136
What's your mother tongue, nationality and where do you live now if I may ask?
Are you kame girl?

>>137
Every man thinks his girlfriend(wife) is the most attractive woman on the earth.
What's wrong with that?

i think he/she is french

That sounds nice.

>>139
I'm talking about what makes him think she's attractive when she doesn't
look attractive at all.

Love is blind.

test

I don't understand why Facebook is featured a lot these days.
What's the difference between Facebook and MySpace?
Some say Myspace is dead and Facebook will rule the web but to me,
they are both SNS and I can't see speific differences.

Are there any reasons to support why Facebook will rule the web from now on, while
the reigning of Myspace is over?

>>142
Every man has his own taste.
So you and I don't need to fight over a girl.
That makes the world in peace.

A flow will become quick if this thread becomes the indecent center of attention.

i cant found the original language of Montesquieu's remark
please teach me where is

>>148
What are you referring to?

I don't think this thread will do for a teacher to improve his English skill.
If will do, how poor theacher's skill is.
Japanese theachers who teaching English is really suck.

More than half of English teacher in Japan cannot pass EIKEN pre1st grade.
It may be a good way for them to practice English here.

I think that it is the one better for getting used although it is not fit for improvement.

Does reading heighten or develop English capability too?

>>153
Why not?

the level of English in this thread is high school level at most.
this thread is completely wrong place to teacher.

What is necessary will be just to tell a soliloquy here.

with such a poor skill, why can they sustain their position as a teacher?

>>155
Do you think average high school students can participate in this thread.
If so, you don't know the Japanese at all.

Funny, both the native speakers of English, nanashi and イギリス人-san
spelled 'practice' as 'practise'.
I thought that was an error, but it wasn't.

>>158
I don't think average high school students can do that.
but this thread is still high school level.
whether this thread will do for teacher is a completely different thing.

>>160
>but this thread is still high school level.

What do you mean by "high school level"?

>>160
Got it!
You are a high school student, right?

>>161
a word, grammer, idiom etc...

Japanese high school student learn those things until graduating.

high school student learn about big tits and ass ?

>>164
in fact, they are more familiar with those kind of things than English.

>>163
So, I guess, you are Japanese.
What do you do, if I may ask?

>>163
Okay.
In that respect, even most conversations among native English speakers is of the Japanese high school level.

>>166
yea, I'm a Japanese.
and I don't want to talk more personal detail.
therefore my occupation is... just a human.

>>168
Okay. Your English is graduate level and my English is middle school level.
Buy your personality is elementary school level.

Reports of yesterdays anti-China rally in Shibuya is nowhere to be seen on Japanese mass-media.
Even the Chinese media covered it, was top billed news on CNN etc. and all over the world,
but nothing, absolutely nothing not even on NHK.
This is seriously fucked up.

>>159
I think English class in Japan slightly tend to adopt North American English.
Thus it's hard to know what British spelling is.

>>169
Huh? What do you want to say by that?

>>171
I think he's just ignorant.

>>173
If so, I'm ignorant too.

>>174
What's your native language?

>>175
Japanese.

>>159
The way I would use it, a practice is a place where one practises a profession,
such as a medical practice or law practice. In British English, 'practice' is
the noun, and 'practise' is the verb.

>>131
Thanks very much for your input. It seems that there's a variety of options to
practise languages (or at least English). Are there any online methods you'd be
interested in trying out, or any methods you can think of that you haven't yet
come across? Are there any online methods which you think could benefit both
students and teachers? I suppose this question is relevant for anyone reading
this, but may apply more to someone more familiar with the teaching systems.

I'm sorry I dropped the level of English in this thread.

test

does anyone play sex in high schoool ?
or blow job

High school topics are suitable for this thread, right?

facebook is dengerous for japanese social system.
the privacy information often use for crimes in japan.
in fact. there is a community which contain privacy information.
its called Mixi. it would make crimes on 2ch.
hatter attack someone while they are hiding in anonnymouse.
and thats actually. japanese culture. japanese always attacks someone.

>>171
english education in japan is completely US oriented.
spellings of words are US style (example: labor instead of labour).
pronunciation is also US, though mine is just a japanglish.

>>180
you mean "in" high school?
even if you are a high school kid, you'd better be educated to find a place
to have sex outside school.

>>170
It is biggest news on 2ch. No TV or radio though.

【社会】「尖閣抗議・渋谷２６００人デモ行進」 海外メディアは大々的に報道するも日本のマスコミは華麗にスルー★１５
http://kamome.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1286116734/

【ブサヨ発狂】普通の日本人が、渋谷にて尖閣問題に対するデモ 10
http://hato.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1286091754/

>>182
I'm not sure that this is actually a characteristic specific to Japan.
Recently in the US, news reports covered a lot of suicides after bullying,
including bullying gay kids. It's sickening.
Bullying in school seems to be a big social issue even in the US.

If my kid was being bullied, I'd bully the kids who was bullying him.

>>182
Facebook is a tool for socializing, and people have to be careful what to reveal.
If you write on the wall something like "I am playing online poker at my workplace,
and winning 100 bucks!!" you might be caught by your boss, and be in a trouble.

That's the same as mixi. You're not supposed to say "I drove home last night after having 10 shots of tequila," and that's the cause of most troubles at mixi.
You have to behave well or hide your evil.

Japanese government and politician have been chicken since defeated by US.
They can't insist on their opinion and always apologize anyone else.
In that point, Japan is far inferior to some neighbor countries, such as China, South Korea, DPRK.

>>188
But richer than them.

so, you can tolerate their providing monetary supports for those countries?
I don't think that all those countries are eligible to get those supports.

>>187
Personally, I am not interested in those Internet social service at all.
Why do the people adore such service?

>>184
proves that there really is no "freedom of press" in japan.

>>187
Have you heard of the people who were getting robbed at home because they would update their location using the "Places" feature to let people know they were somewhere out and about?

>>170
this is out of the common
something has happened behind the scenes

>>194
Yeah, that's very weird.

Japanese government have been making a fool of its people.

Maybe tomorrow newspaper.
But no television and radio news is too strange.

is the taste of chinese girl pussy good ?
i have exgirlfriend of korea
she was fucking special for me !
but she came back, i wet my pillow dude

If your ex-girlfriend is so special as you mentioned, why do you care about whether another girl is sexually good or not?

>>196
I think that's what any government wants; for their people to stay stupid.
It's said that even some of the anti-Japan movements in Korea is encouraged
by the Korean goverment so to take the heat off their domestic issues.

But yes, >>170 is too obvious. Whatever did happen to the freedom of press?

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>159
Americans never say "practise" normally.
However, I am a proponent of British spelling, so I use "labour"
and "programme".

>>201
Good morning !

It is rain today. The climate is warm.
It is an easy climate to going out though the umbrella is necessary.

Japan is inferior to China.
China purchases a Greek national bond and has already called to each country.
What is Japan doing diplomatically?

In case of as it is, the Senkaku Islands will become a Chinese thing.

korean taked over japanese media. they dont report any bad of DPJ or China or Korea.
first of all. its mass-media power since korean DPJ won the election.
as i said. there is no good korean even if you think the one is good korean.
every korean work for destroying of Japan.
they do what they can do for it. the action which they dont get japanese citizenship is a
already anti-Japan action.

Japan is supervised from the surrounding countries.

each korean is mad since they received brainwash at korean school.
where DPJ paid support money.
even the korean-american believe lies of south korea.
when they do what they learned from their kind, its big threat for Japanese.

>>193
I have never heard of it. That's scary.
But, I wouldn't worry about that too much,
because the burglars have already targeted them before they left the city,
and I am a person who have nothing valuable at home.

>>191
People in the US love networking more than Japanese,
and they have several circles of friends keeping in touch constantly.
It's different from Japan where no one has time for social life if he is working.

Facebook is a time saving way to manage your network,
you can check what your friends do with a very short time,
can send the invitation for parties and take RSVP, etc...
That's the value I see in the Facebook.

DPJ pays 0.8 billion yen for korean school in a year.
just crazy.

>>210
It is a part of post-war compensation like a privilege in Japan.

see just crazy.

demn ass

I regard a Korean resident in Japan etc. just as what is necessary being to be deported.

it is night time

black night

Kame girl is not french.

but she adores french music.

Seemingly, Akanishi was not independently the U.S. activity.

she is from venus. I told you before.

Have you contributed from South Korea?

Akanishi is in deep trouble.

what is [[email protected]] ?

>>222
Probably, he is ignored by the persons concerned.
He was fawning and flattering mass media.

I don't know. why don't you find out?

his fans must be frustrated.

Is this thread exclusively for a high school student? The strange person had said so yesterday.

He was just a dull person.

feeling like a high school student is the best.
don't you miss that feeling? have you lost your youthful feelings entirely...

>>225
I watched broadcasting him at the corner of the entertainer of television today.
He was making an excuse fluently.

>>228
It is far things of the past.

>>228 i would stongly advise you to hang on to youthful feelings.
try to remember please.

>>229 what was his excuse ? kwsk please

kg2ch stands for kg squared x speed of light x height ....

>>232
Although not known in detail, he was making an excuse anyhow.

すごく流暢な英語？でシェークスピアってどこですか？って、、、

オラが高田馬場とか言えばいいの？

>>228
I remember there was a thread here where someone translated comments
by foreigners who were wondering why Japanese video game protagonists
are always teenagers. One person replied to say that it's natural
because many Japanese consider high school to have been the happiest
time of their life, which is curious. I think in America most people
would say that about college, not high school.

High school is stressful, however it should be the best years of one's life.

This thread seems to be an object for high school students.

Maybe we are all high school students at heart.

I am a junior high school student.

アスペでいいじゃん

I am just an innocent passer-by.

アスペって前提で親子とも生きたほうが楽でしょう？

KG is sleepless in cyberspace.

みんなペイドのはずだよ？

English please!

fuggot

ところで、保護観察中と生保で将来を話し合うってできるの？

>>249
Yes, but in English.

>>248
haha, learn how to spell please

kiss my ass

>>249>>246>>242
dude, this is not a tread for those who can't write english.
there are whole bunch of threads out there
where meaningless posts like yours are acceptable.
please leave this thread, or just die now.

how long penis is need to reach vagina?

it need 8 or 9 cm.
but most important point is how stiff is than long is

>>254
It's possible but not probable that that length will do.

too many dirty joke here
suck my dick

Whether it is dirty or not is a highly subjective matter, and thus it has little to do with an exigency of joy that indeed helps to establish smooth conversational interaction between us.
It all depends on the way you articulate your genuine interest in a particular issue. Now, would you like to touch my pantsu with your lips as a sigh of surrender?

u get the fuck up b4 u smack the fuck up

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>>257
Are you a male or female? That's the first question I should ask.

>>259
GM NEET

>>261
Thank you, Thank you. I am actually neat.

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im not NEET but i like Ne-Yo

Ne-Yo looks ugly lol
unbelievable face

http://www.beourguests.co.uk/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/ne-yo-mug-shot_343x356.jpg

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>>257
Indeed if we do have an exigency of joy, wherefore and from whence may we acquire it?
To me the greatest joy of this thread is the capacity that it grants me to hear the undiluted (although frequently narrow-minded) opinions of the quotidian Japanese lady or gentleman.
I do much appreciate sincere efforts toward cooperation in achieving said goal from my Far Eastern acquaintances.

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

This thread is wonderful.

NEET is the strongest.

There was a big demonstration against China Saturday in Tokyo.
And no Japanese media reported on it while overseas ones did.
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/10/02/japan.anti.china.protest/index.html

Apparantly the Japanese government put the pressure on the media.
How would people react if this happened in the US?

>>270
I don't watch traditional news, because it's extremely biased.
I get all of my news off the internet.
If our government did that, I would be kind of surprised, but I wouldn't care.

The problem with our news is that news companies publish shitty stories
to try to attract more viewers and make more money.
The important news is never shown if it's boring.

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>>272
Hello! My name is Mike.
Im very english study machine now.
Cant I understand?

>>271
Intenets is too biased.
There lives in so much net-rightwings so-called netouyo.
I hate them so much.

>>269
I agreed so much because NEETs is not needed by the world,
it means they are extreamly free.

China bought a large amount of Greece bonds. It seems to try to acquire European power to the ally.

>>273
Hi Mike!
How much English do you know?

>>274
American news is the most biased thing possible.
I know places on the internet that are not biased.

[ When everything feels [ to be vainful ] ],
What can be contenting??

[ When someone is starving ],
[ Giving a bowl of soup to him ] is contenting.

>>279
"Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime."

But I trust in you, O Lord: I say“You are my God.”

"Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.
Teach a man [ to fish ], he will eat for a lifetime."

Oh, Lord, my God,
how contentful true word is!

I think that the level of this thread is not so low.

the criminal try to drop my decimal

I think that Jesus is true savior.

speaking of a crime,it is said that the compulsory investigation of Ozawa is conducted .

>>283
I think so too.
But are you all Japanese or not?
I want to know how foreign threads like 2ch are like.
AA is there? Characters like monar or yaruo are there?
And expression like "taberuo（　＾ω＾） " or "itteyosi(ﾟДﾟ)" are there?
Im very interested in them.

it is better to read some foreign books after all

>>285
No,there are thouthans of god.
Gods are exit in Everything.
Not there should be only one true savior not be only one power.
All powers are to be balanced.

get a grip motherfucker

Mother oh mother bitch!oh...oh!

So many people are in the tonnels like succesion of the chairs that
didnt care anything spare,or mountains like fuji-yama,and go strait and
across the river by car...it is a snow world,many people are there I think
it is not a real world and feel its wrong sentence it is.

U are stream of the location like pro-restling in low of the chairs
and stractures like fuji-yama oh it is not a bathroom but I feel so....
and then it is difficult to express but then very big camera was there
suddenly so I very astonished and ran away from there ...
I dont understand what was happen at that time.

>>287
I'm American.

I am about to go to bed... but I had a question for you all...
What do Japanese people think about what happened in World War II?
Mainly, about what America did. We fire-bombed Tokyo, and dropped
nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. America committed a lot
of war crimes, so do modern Japanese still think about this?

In America, many people are still angry about the attack on Pearl Harbor,
which is silly because it was very small, and was nothing
compared to what we did to Japan.

　　execuse me.... your lost property?

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>>294
Oh,its very serious question.
My answer is that it is now,only a history.
And not think so more.So we dont criticize America.
But we Japanese are always criticized by china and koria at that point.
it should be all settled by treaty for peace.
So it is not fair,we think and angry for that.

....My english is so poor.Im afraid it is not correct expression.

there is no fear, anger but pity.

so what is your fucking point ?
dont need long sentence, do summarize briefly all dude

Not angry against other countrie.It is no meaning.
It does not have a meaning that either country is justice or not.
However, we should reflect on having done the war that cannot win.
I quarrelled against other country which we cannot win, and we are so much defeated.
We should not repeat it. That's it.

We were disappointed.
However, it was unavoidable.
You were strong.
We will do our best for the future.

The word“Ketou”is no longer used.

Ketou means fucking ugly alien right ?

Ketou is the opposite verb aginst Jap

Jap souds clear like nigga
Japanese souunds so formal to say

from now , we wanna call Jap OK?

ketou is normal word rather than bad word.
besides. white man is bad word.
because white means retard in japanese.

dont get it wrong.
japanese didnt decide what color they are.
they introduced that they are white.
its not japanese fault.

my impression about white color in japan is pure
maybe white is good impression

>>294
The US official position on the use of nuclear bombs is that
it was inevitable to save a half million US soldiers' lives by ending the war.
It was a lie.
There was a Russian factor which motivated the US decision to use the bombs.
This is a bit complicated story so I don't explain it here.

>>177
I'm home! Any other online method I might be interested in?
Well, I am interested in online conversation lesson using Skype.
From what I gather, there are reasonable price English lessons available
by the means of Skype. Well, first of all, I should buy the video camera
and microphone for the device? Actually I don't know much about the method.
I also heard most of the teachers who provide the online lessons are
either Filippinos or Indians, which seems to be a lot of fun.

Why are there so many namefags here all of a sudden?
It's killing the anonymous spirit. Do it at mixi.

>>294
You are a very fair-minded person. I think Japan made terrible mistakes
to try to expand and control all the Asian countries. The US made a big
mistake in dropping two bombs which resulted in so many civilian casualties.
That was, however, a sad incident which happened more than 60 years ago.

Now, most of the Japanese like the U.S. and yearn for their lifestyle.
Probably some of us like America too much, somehow forgetting our own
value and beautiful traditions, probably?

whaaaat? we cannot say that is big mistake in spite of terrible thing.
how dare you say that?
shove off right-wing teacher.

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>>313

You stand up and read your statement? It's kind of cute.

If he does not try to improve his English, it's even more
shameful, isn't it?
Oh, well, bye for now.

hi im in mcdonald now.
What are you taking about?

>>310
If you wish to exert influence of 4chan somewhere, do it at 4chan.
This is not 4chan.

Don't be so hard on コテハンs, guys.
There are lots of Japanese English teachers who actually can't speak English.
>>314 is far better than them.

>>317 must be >>314.

I am not a teacher, but a salaried worker.

>>317
Speaking English is much deffetent from writing, isn't it?

>>320
Right, however, I think writing helps speaking.
I must go to bed, bye.

I'm watching tv news program from abroad via Internet.
It is convenient.

>>317
People despising コテハン at anonymous boards has nothing to do with their abilities.
It's the ＫＹ of going to a masquerade without a mask and saying "please acknowledge me" that people don't like.

I suppose the way organizing what we want to express is same.
The difference is only output.

But speaking English require accurate pronunciation.
That is big difference of between writing English and speaking English.

In fact, One who cannot pronounce properly never make himself understood although he has
no problem at all with writing English.

Is it necessary to have correct pronounce?
I hear tv program made of unnative country, for example middle east.
They don't have native speaking, but they can have communication with natives.

maybe you'd like to tell us something in english, but unfortunately what you've just posted doesn't make sense at least to me.
maybe it's good idea to learn how to write in english first. then you should come back here to post your opinion, i think.

>>326
Who are you talking to?

>>325
well, even what he >325 has tried to say didn't make sense, we still can guess
what he had tried to express. So don't be too hard on him. Let's just appreciate all the ppl,
who at least try to post something in English here. Thanks^^

>>324
One can know the correct pronunciation of a word by looking up a dictionary.
If one can read and write English and is always careful about pronunciation, it's not a big problem to speak English.

>>Teacher
I'm interested in "Teacher" who insist he is English teacher in Japan.
as you know, this place is anonymous bulletin board.
therefore, no one can identify who you are.
so, would you mind answering some of my questions?

questions are as follows.

1: What grade of school do you work for?
2: If you have taken TOEIC test until now, what your TOEIC score is?
3: What is the most problem with English education in Japan?
4: What do you think about your students' English ability.

These questions came from my curiosity so that I don't have any other intent.

I would appreciate it if you would answer those questions.

oops I was talking to >326 Re 325^^; Sorry

No problem.
We still can guess whom you was talking to. lol

>>329
I'm not sure about that.
Speaking is a different skill though it's related with other skills.

To me the difference is like watching sports (or coaching a sport team)
and actually playing them.
Even if you know how to throw slider in baseball as knowledge,
you may not be able to throw it by yourself, until you practice a lot.

>>312
But other way for ending up the war would have been exist.
It was a mistake actually.

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>>335
Who are you talking to?

Are there anybody who have studyed abroad here?

not studyed but studied....

LMAO

>>337
me

>>330
I'm not the Teacher but I have experienced English education in Japan and maybe its problems. I respected English teachers so I'm not going to say my terrible English ability is because of education.
Japanese education basically puts stress on technology and engineering. Not that all Japanese are good at it including myself. Still English education is often for it too. The first sentence "This is a pen" is to explain things correctly.
But for actual use, we often need more cultural side of language, such as polite expressions, which could make most Japanese feel confortable to speak English, or sometimes the way of apologize gravely.

>>337って今も留学中っていう継続にも、
留学してたことがある(今はしてない)っていう経験にも取れるけど
前後の文脈なしで判断できるものなの？
Please teach me.

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>>312
right-wing teacher!! what a funny sounds.
there is no right-wing teacher in japan. they are left only. commie.

Good morning

thank you all for answering my question. That's good to know.

>>310 I use a name so that people can recognise who I am. Then people
can ask questions to me and I can answer questions and they'll know who
I am, especially since I am a foreigner.

>>323 What does "KY" mean?

>>329 English is extremely hard to pronounce. But it does follow
patterns, so the best way to learn to pronounce it is to look
for those patterns.

>>341 Your English is actually very good. Written, at least.
Also, it may seem weird to Japanese but English usually does not
have different "polite" ways of saying things. The most you can do
is say things like "please" and "thank you", but aside from that
most things are the same.

>>333
>I'm not sure about that.

I know I'm right from my experience.

>To me the difference is like watching sports (or coaching a sport team)
>and actually playing them.

No.
Reading and writing is a lot similar to listening and speaking.

oshio was released on bail. It is a mark of the situation of Japan permissive to an offender.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQL1ST0jsn8

LOL The Reporter says that "please answer me in English"

I'm now downloading .However,it takes a long time to be done comletely .
It is pity that my transmission speed is very slow.

Downloading completely takes time.

It is said that this thread is a high school student level.

It is not necessary to care about such slander.

The foolish Reporter ! >>349

>>352
who said that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXHRqWSadlU

Itanrian is always friendly.

>>355

>>155
>>160

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXqY8EZ21-g

Learn your food!

Why was a hypocrite like Oshio released on bail? I am not satisfactory at all.

What does it mean "love it or leave it ".

Although investigated by Google, there was no becoming reply which goes in a thing.
Do you know this phrase ?

well, you cannot say high school level in one criterion. I would say the expressions ppl use here
are more broad than what we learn English in high school and the topic is sometimes about politics.
I don't think many Japanese can discuss well on those topics. and what is your goal to
set the level on this thread? there are some intelligent ppl on this thread too. you don't have
to determine this person is around this level or the other person is around this level.

seriously though what does KY mean

Comedian Tokui is handsome and beautiful.
You will want him �I[ even you being a man and him being a man ].

�I[ These bracketings ] are illustration by 10 formulas of English sentences.

Kuuki yomenai
=Unable �H[ to read the atomosphere ]

Kuuki=air Yome=read
read the air.

people dont need to speak if they feels something from air with behave of people.

Wait kazukata, what are those brackets? They look like they might mean
something important but I can't tell.

>>360
I guess it's a variant of "take it or leave it" which means
an offer is non-negotiable, you have to take this offer,
otherwise you have to give it up.

"love it or leave it" probably means that for this thing "it",
you can just love it or hate it, but there is no middle ground
in-between. Some people really like it, others hate it
like a hell, but there is no one who kinda like it.

KY is read the air. Air is something we spontaneously feel among the people in the place there.
Nonverbal messages you catch from the other person. Without that instinct,
we cannot survive in Japan. So if you were called 'you are KY', it means you are not
suited to the society in Japan.

>>362
KY is an abbreviation of "kuki yomenai" ,the meaning is that
you can't feel other people's mind and can't behave so that it is expected by other people.
Japanese express this like "read the atmosphere".
But I think it is peculiar to a Japanese.
Japan is small country. But there are a lot of people.
So people try to avoid troubles.
And all people tend to take a behavior expected by others.
So japanese should feel an "atmosphere" that other people expect.
If you can't do this, you must be criticized ,called "You are KY".

By the way, KY came to be famous by the then prime minister,Shinzo Abe.
He insist very righ-wing and hawkish ,but people are not such interested in his claim.
Many people suffered from poverty.
So they were interested in economy and the employment.
But Abe still talked about national security and North Korea.
So people called him "KY".

finally. situation prove that Prime minister Abe was right.

becuase DPJ is actually korean terrorist group.
if Abe wipe them out, there is no DPJ. there is no Korean spy. Japan is still stand.

Some English textbooks of high school say“may”is used in more possible conditions than“might”.
But one of my ALTs says both are the same as to possibility.
Which claim should I believe?
Of course my Japanese English teacher was unable to answer that.

>>372
Oh come on!
When you use "terrorist" , this thread is aimed at by Echelon!

people use "may" or "might" for asking.
but "may" can not use for expecting.

>>375
Really?
You don't use like "It may be right.",isn'tit?

>>346
>English usually does not
have different "polite" ways of saying things.

I think English does have diffrent polite ways of saying things, and
those differences are embedded in the sentences;
E.g.
Open the window.
Can you open the window?
Could you open the window?
Could I ask you to open the window?
Have different degrees of politeness, don't they?

>>373
"I may go to the store" or "I might go to the store" both work.

"May I go to the bathroom?" is used but you cannot say "Might I
go to the bathroom?"

"Might" is past tense of "may" but it does not matter for sentences
like the first pair.
You can say "Might I have gone to the bathroom?" if you forget whether
you went to the bathroom and are wondering if maybe you did.

>>377
The general rule is, the longer and more passive the sentence is,
the more "polite" it is.
So if I said, "May I inquire as to whether or not one would prefer
for the window to be opened?" would be really, extremely polite,
but only because it is very long.

>>374
>When you use "terrorist" , this thread is aimed at by Echelon!

Ha, ha.
You've seen too much movies.

>>378
Thank you for answering.
But I knew that usage. What I really wanted to ask was whether“may”is stronger meaning than“might”in conditions just like the first pair you showed. The textbook says so, but the ALT doesn't.
I'm so sorry for my poor expression.

>>381
There isn't really a difference.
If had to say which is "most likely to go", I would say "may", but
there is practically no difference.

>>382
I see. That's almost the same as the ALT says. Thank you.

by the way, suck my dick

>>384
Lick my asshole.

Could you please shut the hell up, son of a bee.

>>385 is the then prime minister.

I shall be prime minister of Japan.

This thread is exclusively for an adult.

Meaning you shouldn't be watching, cherry boy.

You are mean.

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>>393
Are you nuts?
Who believes such a thing?

>>346
What you said in first sentence of paragraph 2 is definitely meaningless.
The reason why I can say that is "this post".

How's it going?

Couldn't be better.

I was bored to death.

It was proved that this thread is not a high school student level.

But something that looks like English here is far below what you've just said orz....

>>401
Could you give me the reason why you thought that?

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test

LOL

how much is foreign people's pussy wet ??
can i inject my dick to it at once in sex ??

>>330
On an anonymous board ,people are not only expected to give themselves a name but
are strongly despised to do it because they are supposed to respect and enjoy the
anonymity.
I understand that so I’ll go underground or just disappear. Before doing so, however I’ll
answer your questions.
1. I teach at a senior high school (age 15 to 18).
2. I’ve never taken TOEIC test.
3. one of the big problems is that people don’t feel comfortable having conversation in
English after studying for as long as 6 years.
4. They are pretty good. Their main purpose for learning English is to get great scores in
English to enter prestigious universities.

not only NOT expected

This thread is very helpful to English study.

>>408
I know 2ch has a strong culture of anonymity, but there are times when
it's counterproductive. For example, qualifications are important in
an educational context, as when there's complete anonymity other posters
won't know whom to trust to answer their questions correctly. Wikipedia
in particular has had problems with this. Another good argument for
the use of handles is that in relatively small groups it can facilitate
more effective communication because people can draw on the information
they've accumulated about one another in the past to help them interact
in the present.

I think both of these points apply to this thread. I would answer a teacher
asking a grammar question differently from a middle school student asking the
same question. In the first case, I'd be more likely to use technical
terminology and cite authoritative sources, whereas in the latter case
I would probably try to give a simple explanation and perhaps make an
analogy to a similar aspect of Japanese grammar.

It's interesting that the use of handles is called KY, since to read
the atmosphere in real life, you need information about the other party.
Without some background information, not to mention facial and verbal cues,
language alone doesn't convey enough information to respond properly.
There was a pretty interesting article about this on the Yomiuri website
if anyone is interested.
http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/adv/wol/opinion/society_100927.htm

Anyway, I guess this got kind of long, but I don't think you should
go underground or disappear. The people complaining about your handle
are probably the same ones who post nonstop about sex and Korea.

I am crap.

>>Teacher
Thank you for your sincere reply.

I see your point. But please keep in mind "Everyone who has handle name is not always despised".

As you can see, there are some people who have handle name without trip code.
In spite of that, they haven't gotten any trouble.
Can you figure out why that is possible?

If you still want to be non-anonymous user, it's worth thinking better of what you said.

Now, I realize that theacher's duty is not to indoctrinate students with enjoyment of using English but
to pass them in entrance exam.
It sound slightly sad, isn't it?

>>411
>probably the same ones who post nonstop about sex and Korea.
I don't think so.
It's your prejudice.

When will Koreans go back to Korea? What the hell are they waiting for?
Just go back to your beloved homeland. It's only like 100 kilometers away.

Why American foods suck?
Okay, hamburgers and hot dogs are barely edible.

Because they are for pigs.

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>>411
When we have a conversation, we know who we are talking to. In the society where
anonymity is cherished, how are we able to have a fruitful conversation? Probably no
one wants to play catch while venting their emotions. The site was quite interesting. I
understood that the Japanese do seem to respond to the pitch or intonation of the
speaker’s voice, from which we try to guess how the other party is thinking about
ourselves, while (according to the scholar’s research) in western countries, people
usually know from facial expressions what the person they are talking to is feeling like,;
whether he(she) is really enjoy talking with them or he (she) would rather stop his (her)
conversation and leave.
>>413
Thank you for your advice. Yeah, it is kind of a bit sad. I know it would be more
enjoyable if they realized learning a language is to communicate.

why chirtsmas or chirstian sounds like chiritris ??
are there any relationshib between these ??

sor, mis spell
◎　clitoris

>>419-420
釣られてみるw
They're unrelated.
Clitoris comes from the Greek word kleiein, "to shut."
Christ comes from christos, "anointed one."

>>419

It's a laughable stupid cute question.
No one learns anything unless they have a nerve to ask one.

No, he's talking about chiritoris. Chiritoris are used in tandem with hokis.

might also has a meaning, like you had better?

Speaking of clitoris, American say ‘I'm coming！’ when they reach orgasm though Japanese say ‘イク！！’. hahaha

why？

>>425
Because they have the same meaning.

>>411
Uh, that's why the terms "do that shit at yahoo boards/mixi/blogs" are common.
You know the general rule of 2ch: "If you can't discern the truth from the lies, then you're screwed".
It's your own fault if you believe misinfo, it's your fault if you click on a virus or a browser crasher here.

The kuuki, the K part of KY at anonymous boards is "You are a nobody, I am a nobody.
We could be arguing today and totally agreeing tomorrow without knowing.
Let's enjoy that, a place where a NEET and a politician can talk on equal ground".
Ignoring that is indeed like going to a masquerade without a mask.
Of course others will be upset with you, you're shitting on the party to
fulfill your attention whoring needs to feel special, to be acknowledged.

The only boards that handles (screen names) are openly admitted by the admins are under the 馴れ合い category,
the rest are for passive temporary handles known as 捨てハン.
If you want productivity or whatever, building reputation and stuff, you're at the wrong site.
There are hundreds of other sites for that, and also enough egos to deal with in real life.
Don't bring it here.

it can also be said VIP de yare.

VIP has become boring for me.
It used to be people pretending to be stupid, now it seems they are really stupid.

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go back your fucking home, fucking vipper

vip vipper vippest
2ch is misterious world dude

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今更って感じだろうが、これで結構上手くいく
もっと経験重ねた人とか、他にこれだけは忘れるな！みたいな重要なことある？

oh, fuck !!
sor, i miss the thread fuck!!

>>427
I guess you can keep your anonymity at your own will, but you cannot say someone
to keep his anonymity. If he wants to reveal his personal info (though that's not
necessarily accurate always), he can do. Or when he wants to hold their identity across
posts even on a board without ID, he can use a trip. These are also a part of 2ch
culture. No one has to respect him, but he does not have to be expelled from the board either, by saying I am a teacher. Your understanding of 2ch culture seems a little too narrow.

I usually hate this entire KY thing.

So I'll take votes- who wants me to keep my name and who wants me to
go anonymous/leave the board?

Again, the only reason I keep a name is so that people know that I'm a native speaker. Aside from that I don't care what people know/think
about me.
I could call myself 英語圏の人 if you'd prefer. Or is that too KY?

fuck all u hoes

>>437
Meh, don't worry about it, you are pretty far from KY. Besides, you're a native English speaker and that's a legitimate reason to have a name on this board anyway.

KY means kill yourself

ill cut your dick off

i cant reach extasy in sex
what should i do puppy

g2 urologist

>>437
taking votes here would be pointless, you can vote "yes please stay" yourself 20 times and viceversa.
i dont think the ky stuff is about you, you and igirisujin seem to know your place as a foreigner.

>>437
I am happy with your "nanashi" name.

To me, this is a thread for having random chats with native writers
or others who like to write in English.
And your "nanashi" name is a good marker for me to write to
when I want to talk to someone real.

"英語圏の人" is also fine with me,
but I can imagine someone on this thread would
feel offended and say you are KY.

by the way, how tall is Warren G
anybody know it ?

>>445

I'm notnanashi, but is it best for foreigners to show themselves and to be known here?

Thank you.

Ok then for now I'll stay nanashi.
Thank you for your opinions 名無しさん、nanashiさん、and 名無しさん.

>>436
The point is that there is no problem with him using handle.
Though he gives us handle, he still remain anonymous.
If you will, you can disguise yourself as him whenever you want unless he doesn't use trip.
Therefore this is not a big problem.

However there are some key points when you use handle.
If he can't get those points, he should not use handle unless he intends to annoy us.

>>437
I don't care whether you use your own name or not.
As I said earlier, that is completely meaningless unless you use trip.
We can easily pretend to be you with a variety of intentions.

>>447
Not really.
If you intend to be a regular on this thread or board,
you might consider to use some fixed names if you like.
But it's up to you.

good night brat.

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>>426
Why "coming"?
We japanese think it more correct "going" or "gone".

japanese say "coming coming go go" "kita kita iku iku"
orgasm is coming and sperm is going ok ?

orgasm is coming from body
extasial spirit is going to heaven

Japanese don't say "kita kita"....

ru sure ?
sometimes i heard from japanese guy who said "kita kita " or "kuru kuru"

>>456
oh, I think it is only man that say "kita!kuru!"
Woman usually say "iku iku" not say "kita kita".
anyway at least I never say "kita kita" but "hau! hau! foch!".

"im coming" is the stand of partner's feeling

maybe japanese is always the stand of his own feeling
so he say "im going" maybe just maybe

I think the reason of that man say "kita" meaning "coming" is that
he launch what he has, so something is coming from his fucking rocket.

japanese girl say "iku iku ittyau"
i think its very cute

>>458
Oh Japanese express their partner's feeling like "eeka? eeka?" meaning
"Are you good?" , particulary in Osaka.

japanese say "iku iku"
what do he or she think whre is going to ??

>>460
I agree with you .
And I never imagine girls say "kita kita".

>>462
certainly heaven

foreign girl say "oh yeah oooooh, oh yeah, oh my god im coming im coming"
what does it mean "oh my god" ?
she regret her extasy ??

This thread is less than 18 years-old keep off. It is an adult thread.

>>464
japanese girl say "iya iya yada yada"
its the same

>>462
So when Western people say "coming,coming"
what do he or she think where is coming from?

>>465
We can talk about topics suited for children too.
Would you fuck pikachu in his ass, or forcefuck his mouth?

japanese guy dont have a culture that keep sex-girlfriend ?
it is unbelievable for me

>>466
Oh I completely understood.
Great Explanation, Perfect.

>>469
It's betrayal for the steady

monogamous culture in japan

The English real teacher was also mixed with this thread. This thread is the strongest.

>>465
obviously it is above the highschool-level , isn't it?

The phrase "I'm coming!" is actually a misspelling of "I'm cumming!",
from "to cum" which means 射精する.
"To cum" and "to come" sound exactly the same, so people often say "to come"
when they mean "to cum". This makes a lot of jokes when people
say "I'm coming!" meaning 「来ています！」
You cannot however say "come" when you mean semen (精液), because
"come" is a verb and "semen" is a noun.

>>474
interesting so much..
But from this explanation , I suppose women should never say "coming",
because women never cum.

I'm coming !
this phrase is used as followed

Tom !!!Dinner is ready !!
OK mom, I'm coming !

By the way , what time is it where you are.
In Japan , it is 7:00 in the morning...very refreshing morning.
So good morning to your adult world!

>>477
It is 6:00 PM here.

Sorry, maybe I used the wrong word... it doesn't mean "to ejaculate" as
much as "to orgasm", which goes for both men and women.

>>464 how can you classify women's response that way,
you have been watching too many adult films!

>>476
Oh , it's not OK if you're coming ,isn't it Tom?

>>452
"I'm coming" means '行く'.

come は話し手・聞き手のいる場所に近づくことを表し、
go は話し手・聞き手のいる場所とは別の方向へ向かう（遠ざかる）ことを表します。

>>477
I also thought that I was amusing. It is 7:00 of a morning now. It is a fresh time zone. The inside of a contributor's head will be midnight.

>>474
>The phrase "I'm coming!" is actually a misspelling of "I'm cumming!"

I think the word 'cum' originated from 'come'.

>>478
Oh , I see. Thanks so much to adult teacher .

>>481
Thank you for explanation like Mr. Onishi of NHK.

It is 23:14 Uk time.

Congragulations Kame-chan, for earning your top spot at the Best Jeanist!
and Jin too, he was ninth.

>>482
It's OK. This is a 2CH world.

>>486
> Congragulations Kame-chan, for earning your top spot at the Best Jeanist!
> and Jin too, he was ninth.
I also saw by show business news yesterday.
Even so, as for KAME, the face is changing rapidly.
His face became unattracive .

It is midnight All days for you , isn't it?

>>489
Although it is regrettable, I cannot but call it YES.

>>479
All right.
I've been watching so many....It's my lifetime.

unattracive→unattractive(ぶっさいく）

>>481
Thank you. I wasn't sure of which Japanese word to use there.
And yes, you are correct.
So when people say "I'm coming!" it means they are going towards the listener.
So that doesn't make much sense in sex. That is why it is just a
misspelling of "cum".
>>483 I don't know the origin of the word "cum" but I don't believe
it comes from "come" for the reason I stated above. "I'm going" would
make more sense, or "It's coming". Unless it derives from the latter?

Is everybody reading the book on adult extensively as reading of the foreign book?

>>493
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cum

Word Origin & History
cum
(v. and n.) seems to be a modern (by 1973) variant of the sexual sense of come that
originated in pornographic writing, perhaps first in the noun sense.
This "experience sexual orgasm" slang meaning of come (perhaps originally come off ) is
attested from 1650, in "Walking In A Meadowe Greene,"
in a folio of "loose songs" collected by Bishop Percy.

>>367
Thank you for the detailed explanation. I am sorry that the reply of gratitude is late.
I may be unable to understand in fact. Even if the same question goes up, please do not get angry.

>>488 Since when major Japanese brands have been using unattractive
individuals to advertise their goods?

>>497
its been that way for a long time.

>>497
I dont know
Probably you know
when ?

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>>500
His name is TOM

>>497 Really? So your ads are full of not so beautiful people?

>>498 I am implying that it is impossible to employ unattractive individuals
for advertising goods, I am trying to point out to the impossibility.

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>>502
models, no. in regard to "talents", yes. they are forced upon the public by the agencies and ad companies.
then when they have a TV show nobody watches them because their popularity is fake and limited to fans.

>>504
I agree

>>504 You are saying that talents only appeals to fans, well that certainly guarantees that a known number (ie the fans) watch the ads.
That means they are at least attractive to their fans, and helps companies sell goods;
so your argument doesn't make sense at all.
Just because you are not a fan of a certain celebrity doesn't mean the company will lose out.
You simply don't count .wwwww

Westerners use wwwwwwwwwwwwww,too?w

dick cock penis whatelse?

I use w but it gets multiplied by the time difference, I can't help it. wwwwww

>>507
Probably doesn't even know what it means.

>>510 probably that is you really want to put me down.

You probably are talking to yourself too, in a desperate attempt to makeyourself look more acceptable.

In Europe there is a kind of balance between the southern and northern nations.
The first have every convenience of life, and few of its wants:
the last have many wants, and few conveniences. To one nature has given
much, and demands but little; to the other she has given but little,
and demands a great deal. The equilibrium is maintained by the laziness
of the southern nations, and by the industry and activity which she has
given to those in the north. The latter are obliged to undergo excessive
labour, without which they would want everything, and degenerate into barbarians.
This has neutralised slavery to the people of the south:
as they can easily dispense with riches, they can more easily dispense with liberty.
But the people of the north have need of liberty, for this can best
procure them the means of satisfying all those wants which they have
received from nature. The people of the north, then, are in a forced
state, if they are not either free or barbarians. Almost all the people
of the south are, in some measure, in a state of violence, if they are not slaves.

>>513 Montesquieu

>>506
the talent fans dont buy the products.
the sponsors want to reach the public, but are blinded by fake survey results.
its a fraud commited by the talent agencies and ad companies,
and talent fans take part in it by voting for their idol gazzilion times.
if the talents really were popular to the public, their TV shows should be watched more.
read this.
http://toki.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/musicnews/1269088228/

>>515 I have seen that before but thanks for pointing it out.
I am old enough not to care about the undrground ties of JE manipulating the system,
I don't care about who sells what, and heir sales survesy.
I just enjoy looking at Kame-chan's petite physique and beautiful eyes.
I am that shallow.
wwwwww

Actually I like a tortoise so much better than Kamenashi.
Which do you like better?

>>504
This is true.

there are a lot of Japanese food restraunt which are managed by Korean or Chinese.
so Minister Matsuoka made a public label of Japanese restraunt.
but Korean media in Japan bashed him in another way. them he commited suicide.
and label policy was ruin.

to American or European.
if you want to eat real Japanese food instead of fake food of dirty Koreans.,
plz support real Japanese food. and plz stop eating garbages.

>>519
I have seen a lot of conspiracy theories on Japanese media,
but your story about connection between Matsuoka's death and
Japanese restaurants is the most ridiculous one by far.
I'm impressed.

even if so, still we must throw garbages up.

Japanese food is reknowned to be healthy.
But Japanese food preprared by Chinese or Koreans are usually greesy.

Relations of a variety show entertainer and Namie Amuro carried out the catastrophe.
A variety show entertainer and a singer cannot have balanced after all.
That is, the catastrophe was in sight from the start.

>>522
Seemingly, there is much trouble.
It seems that reception of Chinese people and South Koreans is the worst.
Not to mention salesclerks, Chinese people and South Koreans have started trouble also with the visitor.
They like trouble like the Senkaku Islands incident the other day.

Atsushi of the London boots is unattractive .
Namie Amuro is curious.

I thought "I'm cuming!" Is it wrong?
Teach me, エロい人 or えらい人 whatever.

日本の食べ物が大好きです, isn't it.

>>526
"I'm cumming!" is right, or "I'm coming!" also.

>>528
Thank you, 偉い人.
Fist of all, I don't think [nanashi] is a good handle.

>>529
Nanashi is just 名無し.
But it's in latin script.

I mean, we are just 名無し.
So I cannot tell which is real nanash.

The one that is "nanashi" is me, and 「名無し」 is everyone else :)

>>532
I understand completely, thank you.

What is the ideal age to be?
please tell me your opinion.

The program which is presiding at the London boots is not interesting. Why did Namie Amuro associate with the variety show entertainer?

When you get mature, it's you ideal age.

your ideal age

Namie Amuro is a grandma already

>>532
No,no no!!! that's me!!!
You're so impudent.

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I did stop smoking sice 10.1. I am going to die soon.

>>541
You will solve, if you buy tobacco. It is an easy problem.
Let's buy tobacco big-ticket for a state.

Incidentally I do not smoke tobacco.

What is the penalty for smoking/owning cannabis in Japan?

>>469
My sex-girlfriend is my right hand.
It's most reasonable, harmless enough, plus low cost.

>>543
The penalty is...
You will get arrested by the police. That is sure thing.
After that, It's on a case by case basis.

Then my wish to visit Japan is practically impossible in that case.

For owning, growing or trafficing, you'll definitely get a few year term, though they might suspend it if you're lucky enough.
Funnily enough though, consuming marijuana in any form is not illegal in Japan and if you can swallow down all the weed you unlawfully posses
before an officer arrest you, then you are no longer a suspect of any crime. It's a silly flaw in the law.

Japanese are very serve for drugs. its a represent of narrow personality.
its not welcome when such foreigner came to japan.

But　DRUG has spread among entertainers.

it's not quite severe in Japan comparing other asian countries such as china,malaysia
for example In china or malaysia capital punishment would be carried out

but if in sight, call police.
this may be usual way of japanese.

>>541
It's too late. Why don't you check up your lung?

>>552
He might be a child. He is young enough as well as his lung.

Congratulation to man who has got a Nobel prize for science, Professor Akira
Suzuki and Eiichi Negishi! You're our pride! So, I'm proud of your fame!

>>553
You mean he is DQN who is not allowed to smoke legally?

Yeah, the 10.01 price hike led them unable to buy tabacos.

does native visit here?

>>557
What do you mean? My English is so weird?

>>557

Not as often as we would like but they visit here. Would you like
to talk to a native speaker of English?
Yeah, I know. It's more fun and comfortable to talk with them just
like playing tennis with a professional tennis instructor.
When you hit a ball somewhere wide away from you really aim at, they
will receive it and hit it back in the way it's very easy for you
to enjoy continuing a rally.
I would like them to show up too.

It's enjoyable...but...to be honest...
I would like to chat with Japanese ladies the most.

Really? Do you prefer chatting with Japanese girls to chatting
with for example American, Canadian, Australian, or British girls?

Yeess!
As for me, the most attractive woman is a Japanese lady who speaks English fluently.
Especially, a mature lady is my type.

How matured should she be? In her 30's or late 20's?

I would say a lady with mature mind.

lick my dickhead, please honey

it is said the Chinese yome blog becamse pupular.

http://blog.livedoor.jp/keumaya-china/

what does japanese say about Masterbation in word ?
siko-siko ??

>>566

They seem to be very happy together. The guy is over forty and
his wife is in her twenties and from China. I wonder how they
met up with each other. I hope she is happy in Japan.

>>568
Depends on the size of the dick.
siko-siko →　small
シュッ　シュッ　→　medium
スパン　スパン　→　large

I have no interest in masturbation of male.

How about boobs of female?
プルプル →　small
ブルブル　→　medium
ブルンブルン　→　large

>>572
i think it depends on how skinny they are

It also depends on how soft their boobs.
I hate fake boobs. Natural small boobs are much better than silicone big boobs.

nighty night

Fair enough.

I　depends on hard hot rods of young men.
I hate soft rods.
Natural small male nipples are much better than women's boobs.

>>577
Are you 片岡数吉?

>>577
Before going to bed, I have a question for you.
I heard you had passed EIKEN supreme grade. So you are called Sensei(a black belt holder). Is it true?

Sorry for the question while you indulge yourself in fun.

I've long been with eiken supreme grade certificate.
I'm a gay.

>>580
Are you 片岡数吉?

I am it.

Thank you very much for the answer.
I didn't know you are a gay. I thought you are a straight Oyaji.

Actually, I'm bisexual.
I once married and I have a son.
I've been single and my ex-wife has been single, too.
My son's been raised by her.
I have supported him financially.

Why was you separated from your ex-wife.

>>585
A heart-less question to the gay Sensei.
I really must go to bed. Good night, Sensei!

>>585
If you can understand Japanese, you can see what kind of person Mr. Kataoka（片岡数吉）is in some other threads.

Have a sweet dream!
Arranged marrige, physically she was not my type of woman.
She was bony.
My type was normally mussled one.

Have you divorced with her, from the reason that she did not have a figure you liked?
You might be lying, as you can find it when you was trying to marry with her.
What occurred between you and her? Would you mind telling me about that?

>>584
Hi long time no see.

Come to think of it, You said that you were going to work for some English school or something like that so that
you could no longer come to 2ch.

Then now, you are here again and have changed your name.

What happened to you during the time?

>>589
You idiot.
He said it was an arranged marriage, meaning no naked and no sex before the marriage.

>>591
We cannot say that.
Having sexual relation before getting married is possible.

Possible though, he might be a fundamentalist.

This kataoka guy is a nutcase. Just look at other threads on this board.
Pretty much anyone who wants recognition and does kotehan on 2ch is menhela.

as a matter of fact, suck my dick

I'm hungry.
I'm going to go microwave a sack of grease and preservatives and eat it.
It's an American speciality.

>>596
Excuse me, sir.
You said you were British, didn't you?

>>346
Thank you for the cultural input, nanashi-san. It is pretty precious for us. Maybe I should not expect a lot here in Japan.

>>597
I am American.

Whatever. We Japanese don't quite understand the difference when just reading English. Difficult language.

>>600 Don't worry about it. just learn it as much as you can and communicate.
Language anxiety would stop you from learning naturally.

>>584 I am saddened to hear that. If your partner was of same sex, would the family have stayed together,
even if he was not your type?
Also, is there an arranged marriage tradition in Japan?

I'm feeling I have post something wrong. I should have been more anxious about language.

　>>603 Don't worry, you're far better than me.

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Although the London boots were not interesting, they were taking charge of the chairman of a program. Namie Amuro parted from Atushi and it was a correct answer.

good night pervs.

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>>607
What's so special about the Boots in London? It's just like any
other pharmacy...

http://www.hji.co.uk/blogs/pictures/boots.jpg

Messi visited Japan

news says
bukkake udon was sold out in London.

>>609
In the view of people living outside of London, London Boots
represent the punk spirit you have there.
On the same note, I wonder if London is somewhat similar to NY,
in that neither presents the whole of the country, but their are just
very unique and special cities that don't really belong to any country,
spirit-wise?

>>612
Hmm... it's never occurred to me that London may represent the image
of the country as a whole. Of course, there are many things in London
which, when seen, make people think, "ah, that must be England"... but
I wouldn't say it represents England, as there are so many other places
which are more 'English'. London does have its own charms and its own
unique character which can't really be found anywhere else.

Sometimes when I visit London, I take a walk to somewhere I've never been
before and just get lost for the sake of getting lost; to see things I'd
not otherwise see, and just for the fun of exploring.

On a separate note, is there any reason London Boots are called London
Boots? One's from Yamaguchi and the other's from Osaka, both of which are
pretty distant from London.

According to the Internet info., London Boots used to call themselves
"Fugu-no-suke"-"Fugu-taro".
Here, Fugu means blown-fish famous in Shimonoseki, Yamaguchi prefecture,
and xxx-no-suke, xx-taro reminds us of the old comedy duo called
"Some-no-suke"-"Some-taro".
Anyway, the stage name London Boots is based on the name of the fictitious comedy duo
London Boots themselves used in their performance, and the name is
given by Ryo (the one with yellow hair).
But again, this is the Internet info., so I don't know if it's really the case.

BTW, thanx very much for your view on London.
Very interesting.

The London boots are the Yoshimoto entertainer's names.

>>614
Thank you for the detailed explanation.

>>614
I did a bit of research too... had no idea that knee-length platform
shoes worn by women were known as 'London boots'. They probably go
by a different name here (the boots, not the duo).

And a little off-topic again, but after a bit of thinking, I'd say the
most English city is probably the city of York, which still retains many
characteristics from its long history, even from the Romans and Vikings
through to the Mediæval periods.

York is a center of church.

>>618
That's true, York is home to one of Europe's largest Gothic-style
cathedrals, built around 1250 on the site of a destroyed cathedral.
They have also found altars to the Roman gods and demigods Jupiter, Mars,
Fortune and Hercules, as well as symbols of the Norse gods, such as Odin
and Freya. These days, there's also a mosque and several Buddhist sects.

>>617
>They probably go by a different name here.

I thought, ".....that sounds strange", because I believed up until just
now that London Boots were pure imports from London, but I did some checking
and found out that you are right.
They originated in London of course, worn by heavy-metal and punk bands there,
but were brougt to Tokyo and sort of reinvented in Tokyo.
http://hosono.co.jp/londonboots.htm

I think it's a similar situation as "Igirisu-pan" that we have in Japan.
Noone knows why it's called by that name.

http://www.super-kinokuniya.jp/eshop/include/dist/images/2000901_07.jpg

I'll check on York, thank very much for your info.

I didnt know that romans warshiped gods of greek

>>620
Ah, now I see! Those boots are very reminiscent of the British punk
movement of a few decades ago. Hardly ever see those around these days,
so it's interesting to see them still in fashion somewhere.

That igirisu-pan looks just like normal, everyday, freshly baked bread
here. It looks tasty.

>>621
The Roman and Greek gods are pretty much the same, but with different
names. The Roman demigod Hercules is another name for the Greek demigod
Heracles. Jupiter, Roman god of the sky, is the Greek god Zeus. Mars is
the Roman god of war... known to the Greeks as Ares. Fortuna is the goddess
of fortune, the equivalent of the Greek goddess Tyche.

>>622
I have a question for you.
If I remember collectly, you received your master's degree a few years ago.
So I wonder if you know of any good books on how to write thesis in English?
I'm not talking about books on grammar or punctuations, but books that specifically tell you
how to logically structure your paper, relationship between paragraphs and so on.
The thinner books, the better, but if you could recommend one,
I'd very very much appreciated it!

I'm asking this because you always write very simple but logical and
easy to understand English.

X collectly
O correctly

Sorry.

>>623
It's been a couple years, but there are a couple I can recommend.
However, I've just gone to bed, so I'm afraid that I'll have to answer
you in more detail tomorrow. Remember, too, that your tutors
have read through many theses and are also able to give helpful
hints and tips for layout and readability, as well as pointing
out things which may have been missed or glossed over.

>>625
Thank you very much.
I've just found a book called "The elements of style" in my bookshelf.
I'll study it for a while.
Good night!

umm...interesting. I'd never thought about where the name of the comedian, London Boots
comes from. But I'm happy that Amuro Namie, the superstar is now relieved of that foolish
guy, Atsushi. He should be fooling around with some second class gravia idols... not that
beautiful talented Amuro.

I've never seen anyone wearing those boots irl except for some metal bands and their fans on TV.

http://www.shoe-envy.co.uk/images/uploads/Fly_London/Fly_London_Mol_Boots_blk-a.jpg
Are London boots something like these?

That one looks like something a hadcore SM or leather fetishist would wear, but maybe.

ummm..then I have a pair of London Boots. I wonder if mine were really the London boots.

>>631
In which case, are you on the S side or the M side, lol?

>>631
These are the London boots that people refer to nowadays,
and it's fairly common to compliment each other's boots in public.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/meg/179617024/

I will make a pizza. What sould I put on it?

The reason why they chose "London Boots" as their stage name, I think, comes
from the image you get from the boots.

The type of shoes was in fashion and very popular among fashion conscious
young people and considered cool at one time in the past, but now (and the time they chose it as their stage name, too)
it would be hilarrious if someone worn it walk in the streets. The style of the shoes
IS out of fashion now and never be cool. Nobody wears them now.
Thet's the point they tried to make when they chose the name.
It's like, if you listen to MC Hammer or Rick Astry and think that's cool,
your friends would laugh at you because they are never popular anymore.
That's in the same context of why they chose LOndon Boots as their stage name.

When I was child. there was a boots which called London boots in Japan.
I wear it when I was little prety boy. because My mother loved it.
Adult womans always surrounded me. because prety enough.but I always fear it. and cried.

You must've been a gothic lolita child wearing those boots, which is kind of cool.

>>634
Pepperoni! If you like spicy.

Now before I go write an essay for my Theology class, I wanted to say
something that I've noticed. In writing, two very common mistakes I
see Japanese speakers make are
1) replacing "r" with "l" and vice versa. "R" and "L" are two different
sounds in English- the first is an "alveolar central approximant" and
the second is an "alveolar lateral approximant". This means in "r"
the air goes across the centre of your tongue; in "l" the air
goes around your tongue, and the tip of your tongue touches
behind your teeth.
2) Articles, like "a" and "the". You say "a" if you do not know which
one, or if it could be any; you use "the" if you mean a specific one.
So "a house" could be any house at all, but "the house" means one
specific house.
If there is more than one, then you do not put "a", so "the houses"
for specific houses but "houses" for any houses, not "a houses".

Maybe that will help you guys with speaking even better English! Although
many of you are already very good at it.

>>638
thats very helpful info for me.

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I didn't know that fried eyeball is called sunny side up in English.

who do you think you are?

Akanishi's English is so sweet!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKqNkDOXnjI

>>638
Then, what are the differences in the meanings of the following
3 sentences;

1) Dogs are a friendly animal.
2) A dog is a friendly animal.
3) The dog is a friendly animal.

as a matter of fact, pussy smells auful but tastes delicious

its not pussy, it must be Natto-

>>644
I'm interested in your question even though I can't answer well.
I'm looking forward to hearing his response.
in the meantime, let me try.

1. this suggest that whole species of Dog is friendly.
2. this is similar to No.1 question. but I feel more unspecified.
3. say about a particular dog.

I'm still elementary learner so that I don't have even a little confidence.

>>644
I'd say...

1) You can't really use this one properly, as you're using a singular article
for a plural noun.
2) Talking about dogs in general, as >>647 says.
3) Either talking about dogs as a species, or talking about a particular dog.
It depends on the context the phrase is used in.

>>648
Thank you.
I got it thanks to your helpful explanations.

>>623
Personally, I'd recommend the simply-titled "How to Write a Thesis", by
Dr. Rowena Murray. It's not exactly a thin book, at 320 pages, but is
split into clear parts that go into stage-by-stage detail, and outline
what you need to consider as well as giving tips every now and again.
It covers sections from approaching your supervisor, through to structuring
and what benefits you may gain from the type of language you use.

If this may be a bit too heavy (as some of it covers doctorates and PhDs), I've
heard that the more 'friendly' "Excellent Dissertations!" has helped many an
undergraduate through writing a dissertation, though not so much help at further
levels.

I'm not plugging these because my university published them, but because
they're very useful.

>>648
>>1) You can't really use this one properly, as you're using a singular article
for a plural noun.

Then how about these
1) Dogs are friendly animals
2) The dogs are friendly animals

Include the sentences >>644 wrote which one is more common to use when
we are talking about dog's friendliness in general?

>>651
I mean....
dog's→dogs'

When it comes to singular and plural I'm always confused.

Thereby, you may lick my boots in gratitude.

>>651
It's definitely between...

- The dog is a friendly animal
- Dogs are friendly animals

But "Dogs are friendly animals" is definitely the most common usage
in everyday speech and writing.
"The dog is a friendly animal" is more likely if you're watching a
nature documentary or reading an article in an encyclopaedia.

"The dogs are friendly animals" still sounds like you're writing about
a particular set of dogs.

And don't worry too much about the apostrophe - that you recognised where
it's supposed to go is a big step ahead of a lot of native speakers'
grasp of the English language.

>>654
Thank you very much!! and an another thing that I still don't understand
is when I want to write about an uncountable noun like "sheep" in general
which sentence is correct?

1) A Sheep is a friendly animal.
2) sheep are friendly animals.

3)There are many sheep in the house
4)there is many sheep in the house

I've also learned that since uncountable nouns are singular I always
need to use "is" and "much" with them like "There is too much milk in the
pan". How about "sheep"?

I hope you can get what I'm asking.

Anyway,I need to leave for work now...

>>654
Thank you soooo very much for recommending good books for writing
theses.
I'll Amazon them right away.

You know, your responses are always very trustworthy, so I sometimes
print them and keep them for future reference.
I'll do that for your explanation on the articles this time, too.

Again, thank you sooo much for your great help!

>>655
All but 4) are fine...
1) is technically correct, but we're far more likely to use 2).
3) is correct, but you can't really use 4), for a similar reason to
the first 'dogs' sentence. 'Many' implies you're talking about plural,
so you can't really use a specifically singular verb in conjunction
with it. There is one person, there are many people.

I wouldn't recommend keeping sheep in the house, as they don't smell very
nice.

　∠Y"´ﾞﾌ
　;'　ゝ‘,,ェ）　　　　　If you ask me, Human's smell is unbearable. Baa.
　;　'人>' _')
　ﾞ;（ﾉ　　 ';）
　ヾ,;'　　 ';
　　''∪''∪

good night freaks.

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　　　　　　＜´・＼ 　::::::::::::::::::ヽ
　　　　　　　ｌ　 ３ ハ::::::::::::::::::::::ヽ,
　　　∫　 .＜、・_ (　　　　　　　　　）
　　　旦　(⌒￣　￣￣￣￣￣￣⌒)

Igirisujin's got it.
Damn, it's almost as if he were from an English-speaking country or something...

And regarding the "dogs'" vs. "dog's", if it's plural and possessive,
then the apostrophe always goes at the end, so "the many dogs' bones"
or "the one dog's bone".
But that only works if there's an s. In fact, it goes for anything
that ends in an s- you can say "Jesus' bone" (or also "Jesus's bone",
either work). Irregulars like "women" are just "the two women's purses".

>>660
Judging by the quality of peoples' writing at schools here, it's a wonder
that it's still classed as English-speaking. I'm not going to go blaming
the Internet, though I'm sure it sped up the process, but it's mobile phones
that have left a huge scar in the country's literacy...

>>656
Thank you, and I'm glad you feel that way! If I might ask, what is it
you're studying?

>>661
i find myself frequently saying "lol" and "brb" and "wtf" and "lolz"
and "kk" in real-life conversations as if they were words.
Despite that, I continue to conjugate my subjunctive and undangle
my prepositions and always make sure my apostrophes are in the right
place. I like to call myself a grammar nazi.

Maybe I wrote this before.
I noticed that English natives often use 'then' instead of 'than'.

ok

>>663
Like in "I have more than you"? Yea, many natives don't know the difference.

is Dave Specter famous in US? he is producer or comedian or both.
as he said. he is CIA spy. someone says that he is japanese who pretends caucasian.

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/61FbyqPz8fL.jpg
this dude

I noticed that English natives often use 'different than' instead of
'different from'.

>>666
Never heard of him.

>>668
Most people probably don't know which of those is actually correct. I
believe it is "different from", but natives wouldn't notice
a difference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhgFH-obVG0
he speaks English. so the rumor that he is japanese is false.

>>670
Both of them are American.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlHxg2UzCag
what the hell is 'Queen Kong'?
i never knew there was a female version of 'King Kong'.
it looks so funky and bad in a good way i wanna watch it.

t

Okazaki scored a goal. Japan which scored one point first from Argentina is great.

"Well I'll take your thighs and raise you a chin."

What does she mean?

Sex and city:

CHARLOTTE: "You know, no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington, I just wanna give up. "

MIRANDA: "I just wanna force feed her lard, but that’s the difference between you and me."

CARRIE: "What are you talking about? Look at you two, you're beautiful."

CHARLOTTE: "Ooooh I hate my thighs."

MIRANDA: "Oh, come on.

CHARLOTTE: "I can't even open a magazine without thinking 'Thighs, thighs, thighs.'"

MIRANDA: "Well I'll take your thighs and raise you a chin."

>>675 Charlotte, in this instance, is commenting on how she feels insecure about her thighs. Miranda's comment is a playful way of saying, "You may be insecure about your thighs, but I am even more insecure about my chin."

>>676
I don't get it.
Many thanks, anyway.

>>677
I am Japanese, but it means that Charlotte is not confident of her thighs because
those are fat, maybe while Miranda thinks her chin is very ugly, maybe.

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　　 ｜Good morning freaks.｜
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　　　　∧＿∧　
　　　 (´･ω⊂ヽ゛
　　　 /　　 _ノ⌒⌒ヽ
､(￣⊂人　 ﾉｼ⌒　　　ﾉ
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニﾆ⊃

Is this appreciation of the yen the beginning of the end of Japan?

We Japanese are taught that the English intonation system of an interrogative sentence must go up
at the end of the sentence.
On the other hand, the book written about New York University's language institution class said the English intonation system
go straight or up and down at first, then they finish down.

In fact, I often hear people saying in that way though that is an interrogative sentence.

I'm quite confusing.
Is there anyone who can explain it?

>>678
I understand what this means:
"You may be insecure about your thighs, but I am even more insecure about my chin."
But I don't understand why "Well I'll take your thighs and raise you a chin." means it.

>>681
As a native speaker of American English I'm not conscious of it,
but it seems like both are correct. Could you provide an example
of this problem you're having?

>>682
Miranda is actually probably just saying that she'd rather have
Charlotte's thighs instead of her own chin and she'd be willing
to trade, but that show is kind of silly so you should take what
they say with a grain of salt.

>>683
I'll show you the simple example with contour line.

What we are taught in Japan :
　　　　　　　　What do you think about this?
　　　　　　　　---------------------'''''''''

What that book said :
　　　　　　　　What do you think about this?
　　　　　　　　---------------------.........

Of course, the intonation of "What do you think" would change by speaker's intention.

>>682
It's a gambling term like in poker.
Someone raises the stakes (chips) confident that they can win,
but the other person not only takes that raise but meets it with another raise.

>>680
Japan has already died since the time when he forgot to insist on their opinion.

>>686
He? Who?

and who are they?

>>687-688
I made a mistake. Sorry for my poor english. Please correct for me.

I'm prospective employee of manufacturer.
So, I'm afraid my future.

>>689
Well.....we don't know what you meant "he" or "their".

many japanese at here are sleeping now.
this is a chance for you to abuse japanese.

一回はやり返したほうがいいよ

ラティーノその点いいやな

It is a rainy day today,isnt it ?

今日は良い天気でリゾット美味しかった！

クラムチャウダーもあるよ！　一緒に食べようよ

Where do you live?

I bring nonalcoholic newly released beer.

That's not beer but beverage.

>>657
Thank you!
(I was too tired to say thank you last night)

So it means sheep can be both singular and plural,doesn't it?

3)There are many sheep in the house
4)There is a sheep in the house

so they are both correct,aren't they?
(these sentences are just examples so don't worry about keeping sheep
in the house)

Excuse me, everyone, can I ask you for a favor to
help me?
Yesterday, the manager in my part-time work place
gave me a container for a stool test. But I've never
done it before. So, could you tell me how to do it?

One sheep, one deer, one moose... two sheep, two deer, two moose...

>>660
Also thank you too for your explanation.

あの時は断って悪かった

>>701
It is not a seal,is it ?
You cannot but put excrement in the container in half-sitting posture.
Please straddle.
Oh NO
Please do your best.

I think there are several types of test kits.
Usually container consist of 2 parts, container and stick.

If the stick has some small ditches at its tip, stroke your thing's surface by the stick
in order to put your thing to ditches.

notice : Don't put too much your things to ditches. They need only just a little.

>>702
Ohhh..

I will ask you about countable nouns and uncountable nouns next time.
when I have time.

Since people around me think I can speak English already I feel
embarrassed to ask those insignificant questions which I'm still
not so sure about.

(I need to go to work again...)

http://www2.ocn.ne.jp/~ronboo/sinjuku.jpg
London boots are those in Japan.
You can't imagine the ugly guy on the left is very popular
among japanese calebs.
Even in japanese standard, his face is the lowest kind. But he seems to
be very attractive in talking and keen to fashion.

>>704
ネバーマインド

>>707
throw away such shitty pride.

>>708
I disilike him very much !
His eyes are slightly amusing. Of course, a face is awkward,unattractive .

Namie Mimuro separated and she was a correct answer.

Is ネバーマンド　the name of record alubum from rock band, Nirvana which
inspired oshio manabu to be like kurt Cobain and finally lead
oshio over him?

>>661
My major is anthropology.
It basically encompasses all the human activities, so I have
an endless list of reading to do *sigh*
Many students and researchers used to go to undeveloped regions to listen to what
the indegenous people have to say.
But these days, the focus is more on their own countries, for there are
silent or voiceless people, such as minorities, in any country.
That'll probably be the area I'll be working on, but not for sure yet.

Anyway, thank you very much for recommending the book.
You've been a great help!

you too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=0zs4ZKue_jA&feature=related

Oshio shouts to the audience "Do you want to know why I'm here?
I'm here to kill you all!".

I don't know much about the trend of music.
Music like Rage against the Machine, Limp Bisket and Red Hot Chill Peppers
imitate ohio's music?
I don't know diffrences among them though.

How about his "fucking" English? fucking good?

>>705 and >>706
Thank you for advising me! I'll do my best!

Someone in niconico community wrote "insult to Linkin Park".
Linkin Park soukds like LIV?

>>685
I got it.
Many thanks.

you're welcome

famous japanese food called "chirimen". the dried fishes.
http://www.the-journal.jp/contents/inside2/img-01.jpg

they contains "chirimon". like pokemon.
http://www.the-journal.jp/contents/inside2/img12fa1e66zikfzj.jpg

you can eat them.

Good night weirdos.

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　　　　　　＜´・＼ 　::::::::::::::::::ヽ
　　　　　　　ｌ　 ３ ハ::::::::::::::::::::::ヽ,
　　　∫　 .＜、・_ (　　　　　　　　　）
　　　旦　(⌒￣　￣￣￣￣￣￣⌒)

>>707
That's something that even native speakers screw up frequently,
it's more important that you speak as often as you can among native
speaking friends. We aren't aliens from another planet, we're people
and we all make mistakes, so if a problem like that pops up don't be
afraid to ask.

lick between my knee nigga

英語だし好きならヨーロッパの言語でもいいし

多分自宅のような気分だと思うよ、ビーチ近いしコケージャン多いし

>>723
How do you think about Oshio Manabu'(a reincarnation of
Kurt Cobain) music and English?
Oshio is prouf of being brought up in US in his youth, over
ten years or so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=0zs4ZKue_jA&feature=related

>>726
What do I think? Well to be honest I don't actually like Nirvana, but
Manabu's music sounds rather different. I have never heard of Manabu
until now. He sounds really nasally when he sings in English, though.
Plus he hasn't stuck a shotgun in his mouth yet, although I rate that
as a bit of an improvement over Kurt.

His voice is very bad to japanese listners too.
I guess he has alrady taken as much doses of drug as Kurt Cobain.
In a way he caught up with Kurt. He made her girl friend take
three tablets of MDMA, she died of MDMA later.
Oshio's life style is rockn' roll.

>>128
How often does it snow around where you live? Do you hate snow?

Is it wrong to ask "how often?" for something that doesn't happen often at all?
Is there a better way to ask that?

>>722
Be careful not to turn the cup over while sleeping.

In what time zone do you live?

its not really wrong as long as it happens. it doesnt matter how often it does.
but it would be strange if you ask like "how often does it snow in mexico?"
cause we all know that it never snow in mexico.
you can simply use "does it snow in〜?" in that case.

Oh really.
Do you look into the toilet after taking a shit?

Germany has toilets with auto shit catching plates. They are very smart.

>>729

In Boston it snows a lot. I like looking at snow but having to walk
through it is annoying. They usually clean up the snow though so it's
not that bad. The cold temperature is worse.

>>731
He is only NEET in Japan

One person of the last of the employee of Fujita currently restrained by China was also released.

When you talk to someone, do you stare at his/her eyes?
In Japan, it's rather rude.

NEET needs nigga dude

>>738
It's sometimes considered rude not to look into someone's eyes when talking. Do you really not in Japan?
It's a sign of either mistrust, shyness, untruthfulness, or a combination of those in the US.
That isn't to say that you ALWAYS have to look at someone's eyes,
but when greeting them, or addressing them, and at least occasionally
during conversation it is expected.
It also makes the person know that you're talking to them.

>>740
>That isn't to say that you ALWAYS have to look at someone's eyes,
>but when greeting them, or addressing them, and at least occasionally
>during conversation it is expected.

Same here.
I mean staring always is rather rude.
You do that when you fight against someone.

Hirosue Ryoko has got married with the candle artist...
It's raing here today, must be it's Igirisu-jin's tears.
I have a shoulder you can cry on.
I wonder if their candlelight of love lasts forever...

Igirisu-jin still has Mari Okamoto, who's said to look like Hriosue.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs32XsXCgUc&feature=related

Never heard of her but she is an idol-turned comedian.

Personally, it's impossible for me to get married with a woman who has
a child of ex-husband no matter how gorgeous she is.

What about you, guys?

I love soft(saggy is welcome with me) boobs. That's all.

Does anyone here know about Meriken?
Seriously, do you like him?
http://kamome.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1285558298/12-
http://qb5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/saku/1140373887/419

Apparently he thinks he's in better command of two languages, English and Japanese,
than normal native speakers of both. Fine.
Whether it is true or not, it doesn't mean he can judge things better than everybody else, does it?
Well, he is second to none to act AS IF.

His messed-up ego, it seems, is doing XLellent mental gymnastics to convince himself
that he's awesome when in reality he's just an expected working poor
making believe himself that he is too good to be true.

boring.

Although the employee of Fujita was released, the facts of a restraint are still unknown.

>>735
Oh really. I thought you were from a non snowy region.

All are ends while they are unsettled.

to knock g-spot, dont rub it
uno waht im saying

You don't know b-class gourmet in Japan.

>>742
Thank you. It's at times like these that a friendly shoulder is
appreciated. Just before reading that, a magpie passed by my window
- a lone magpie is an omen of bad fortune, unless you tip your hat
towards it, then address and greet it with the traditional, "Hello, Mr.
Magpie, how are you today?". It's a strange superstition, but at least
it makes use of hats. Of course, I'm not wearing a hat since it's indoors,
as it is considered rude to wear a hat whilst indoors.

While this Okamoto person does somewhat resemble Hirosue, there are still
a couple things wrong. She doesn't have Hirosue's smile, and she's wearing
a strange green baseball cap at a strange angle.

You're not alone, though. It's difficult to imagine taking someone else's
child into a family when it's not your own. But then, sometimes some
things in life happen that you would never think could happen. I bet Hirosue,
ten years ago, never thought that she would marry a man who wears a rotting
snake-fish through his ear.

Sorry...

☓ ...since it's indoors, as it is considered...
〇 ...since it's indoors, and it is considered...

focus on the fucking point
dont need fucking long

>>744
He's a typical fag like that -- a dork whose ego craves attention, but I've seen waaay worse, so whateva.

bitch hoe cunt all nigga knows

bowling

Hirosue was in a Nintendo 64 commercial, mashing buttons like a noob, going like "Wooooahh!!"
I never understood why she got so popular.

Probably, it is the power of an office.

Hirosue is also Korean blood. including her ex-hasband is Korean yakuza
there are many secret behind of her.

BAck On is better than Linkin Pork for sure.

Hirosue family have very interest relation of blood lines.
there are many Korean yakuza and some celebrities.
it tells us how Korean became a celebrities.
Jew made hollywood. there are many Jew celebrities in US.
almost same things are happen in Japan.

Hirosue reminds me of armadillo
http://blogs.technet.com/blogfiles/mikep/WindowsLiveWriter/ClaireOHalloranakatheArmadillojoinstheB_99FB/Armadillo%5B1%5D.png

I heard she married a candle or something.

ACH SO

Hey guys I've been bloging in English since last month.
I designed it for foreigners.
Unfortunately only 14 people abroad have visited my site so far.
Can any of you take a look at my blog and give me advice?
Google search recognizes the site, and I pasted the URL on related
movies on YOUTUBE, but they just don't seem to be working.
http://mkstressfree.blogspot.com/

Have you tasted bodies of me in their 20ies?
Their thighs are very good [ for me to put my thigh on them ].

　　　 ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　 ｜Good morning weirdos.｜
　　　 ￣￣∨￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　∧＿∧　
　　　 (´･ω⊂ヽ゛
　　　 /　　 _ノ⌒⌒ヽ
､(￣⊂人　 ﾉｼ⌒　　　ﾉ
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニﾆ⊃

NEET needs MEET to feed

I must confess, I don't wanna die yet.

g2 fucking hell fag

Why is cannabis so expensive in Japan? I mean, around 50$ for a gram, really?

ur under fucking arrested faggy mofo

>>772 Is a terrible english speaker and probably a 12 year old.

Isn't it past your bedtime, kid?

shut the fuck up fucking pussy asshole
g2 fucking hell idiot juda

lol

pussy asshole

fucking cunt

It is fine weather having said that it was a rainy day today in yesterday's weather report.
It is the optimal fine autumn day for an athletic meet.
I will go out for somewhere.

>>778

That's great. I might follow the suit. There are nice parks not so
far from my place. "Sports Day," which is one of the national holidays,
is tomorrow. Are you going to do something special tomorrow?

People say the Japanese in general work too much for too long hours.
Some of us are asked to work overtime without being paid or with paid
but just a little bit. It was criticized internationally and the
government tried to do something about it. I think so many national
holiday was made because they wanted to make up for the problem?

資源がないんだから働くのは当たり前！

おとといきやがれ！

>>779
In a usual way, I go out for window shopping.

>>782
I have to do some shopping too because I need some new winter clothes.
I hate it, though. I'm a kind of guy who doesn't even try clothes on
at the shop hoping they will fit me all right and go home and later
end up finding they don't. Do you enjoy shopping?

たかが失業程度で出て行くなら
もう来るな

Clouds are drifting across the sky.

ジューじゃないから

>>763
As with most SM plays, candle play may be harmful if they don't know what they are doing.
Since he is professional, however, they should be fine cherishing their love and lust.

some korean said that being korean (with dirty money) is happier than being japanese poor worker

I awoke to find myself attacked by sleepiness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8MtFgqwm_U

I don't know him personally but have heard of him on the Internet.
Browsed his website, too. I heard somewhere he earned lots of money through
his personal website due to huge access from overseas. Affiliate program, maybe.
He seems to be a very influential man for those who love Japanese Otaku culture.

He's a son of president of famouse company(shoes company?) but he himself is an
entrepreneur, too. He seems to to have excellent programming skills judging from the
fact that he has worked for Internet giant such as Microsoft.

I never adore Otaku culture but it seems like he's living his dream and he
looks happy. The British accent from a man who looks like a Hong Kong B-movie
actor sounds extremely weird to me.

Most of Japanese don't have special skills at work. That's why they have to work more for less pay, for not getting fired.

the japanese taxes for richer people are cheapest in this world.
thats why most poor japanese must work hard.

>>790
i dont know who he is. I am not Otaku. or he is not famous in japan.
it seems that he works for overseas only.
and i expected that his name choo is Chinese name.

Poor skills won't yield wealth.

Good night strangers.

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　　　旦　(⌒￣　￣￣￣￣￣￣⌒)

Hirosue married again? with Candle Jun. whats Candle Jun. Korean again.

I am scared of her. she maight do a big crime sooner or later.
there are too much koreans around of her. and her behavior is very weirdo.

Have you seen the candle man's right ear?
Is he African?

I am worried that hirosue becomes addicted to drugs again.

eat my pussy

>>798
After examing the geometric patterns on his skin, I'm inclined to think he is from Planet Dada.
http://www.lifeunderzen.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/candle-june-_1.jpg
http://stat001.ameba.jp/user_images/20100331/23/combat-guitars/89/e1/j/o0350045010475935301.jpg

look at his beard. typical korean.

suck my dickhead

In the race of F1, the Japanese driver is doing his best.
The race is under broadcast in Fuji Television.

Does Hirosue do a candle play with her new husband?

Probably, Hirosue enjoys bright candle light in the dark night in her room.
It is so romantic, isn't it?

>>805
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>806
Yes

Probably, Hirosue enjoys big throbbing candle in the dark abyss of her pussy.
It is so romantic, isn't it?

Yeah, you have a talent for a エロ writer.

I make it a rule to fuck her on Sunday.

Who do you think the hottest Japanese celeb is?

It sure is Renho.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gtfF-LJK5GHOeae1U1vyMfT32f2AD9INJMIG0?docId=D9INJMIG0

The hottest Japanese cerebrity is Ichiro and KazuKata.

You don't mean Ichiro and Renho?

>>812
Since the latest personal computer reads out English, it is very easy.

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　　 ｜Good morning strengers.｜
　　　 ￣￣∨￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　∧＿∧　
　　　 (´･ω⊂ヽ゛
　　　 /　　 _ノ⌒⌒ヽ
､(￣⊂人　 ﾉｼ⌒　　　ﾉ
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Good morning, real pussy.

>>811
Tossup between Shuzo Matsuoka and Animal Hamaguchi.

>>818
very hard to choose.
is 気合い guts?

i dont give a fuck
g2 hell mofo

>>790
Though his accent is very 'English', there are a lot of intonations which
give him away as being Chinese, even if you weren't able to see him. Perhaps
habits picked up from his parents or friends while growing up, as even though
he's British, minorities often stick to their communities. Hadn't heard of
him before, but a quick search brought up his deleted Wikipedia article (deleted
for lack of notability, as most sources had been written by him). His father is
a notable shoemaker, but I wouldn't wear any of his shoes. Mainly because they're
all for women, as well as being very, very expensive.

>>804
Hamilton and Button didn't do very well for Britain, coming 4th and 5th.
Korea's next weekend. Don't really know much about Formula 1, but my cousin
is a huge F1 fanatic, so I hear everything from him.

Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don't have the guts.

>>814
It's Ichiro and me.

I like Ichiro, Brad Pitt and ........

nasty fucking guy

I like Tsumabuki and ......

I like Won Bin and .....

i hate kame-girl
they must die

I want to sleep with Won Bin.

I must confess, I am ashamed to be ashamed.

>>821
Probably you're right about his accent. As I'm just an English learner,
I don't think I can distinguish the difference.
He doesn't try to hide his Otaku hobbies such as collecting girl figures and stuff.
His house is full of such figures, including obscenity ones.
His wife must understand Otaku world. If not, she wouldn't have gotten
married with him.

>>831
Found he's actually from a Malaysian family, but of eventual Chinese descent.
After a little more reading, it seems that many people speculate that his wife
was initially very critical of his figurine collection (especially the obscene
ones), but puts up with it because of the ad revenue his site generates. Of
course, that's a pretty cynical view, and she might actually be into it or just
pay it no mind.

>>828 thank you for hating me. Unfortunately I cannot bring myself to return
your feelings.

Hirosue was a regular customer to a roppongi-aoyama club
where drug users got together.
At that time Hirosue's strange behavior was the center of attention
in japanese media.

>>828 it's for you;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzorgo_1xaA

http://chinnchinnokki05302.cocolog-nifty.com/photos/uncategorized/okina27.jpg
Here is oshio manabu and megumi okuna(another イギリス人's idol).

yoshino sayaka revealed that megumi okuna was bitch（easy to fuck ヤリマン） in a talk show,
then yoshino's tv appearances declinded sharply.

>>833
I like you a little bit better than Kamenashi. >_<

>>838 If you cannot manage to hate me fully, that doesn't count as proper hatred.
You have to hate me even more than you hate turtle-pear.

Oshio and Hirosue have a common friend who was both the fixer of a biker gang
alliance and famous drug dealer. The man was the man who was
beaten by asasyoryu in roppongi.
Hirosue's ex-husband is a junior of the biker gang alliance
and the man was said to introduce oshio to show-biz.

>>839
I'm not >>828 and I never say I hate you.
But I like a turtle and a pear better than you and turtle-pear.

Hirosue's ex-husband was a member of a "teamerチーマー, japanese
then-new youth gang, and later became a member of a famous biker gang(暴走族 which
has a long history) alliance, which was controlled by the man who
introduced oshio to show-biz.
The exhusband's old friend korean since primary school
and a fellow of the teamer was killed in nishisinjuku street
by half a dozen man with mask and metal bats. The korean was
said to be a sub member of Yakuza, japanese mafia.
http://livedoor.2.blogimg.jp/googleyoutube/imgs/6/a/6a6f490f.png
Here is the copy of OKAZAWA's blog. Okazawa called him long-time buddy.

By the way, Takaoka Sosuke, actor and husband of aoi miyazaki
was also familiar with korean Kim and adored him like big brother.
http://www.mudaijp.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/03_3/008.jpg
Takaoka on the right and next to him is Kim Takehiro.

Kim was also a member or of a big biker gang alliance.

If you google 広末（hirosue）in google japan, search suggestions
pop up and the results are as follows 金剛弘 広末 金村剛弘 広末....

Rather he seemed to be taking care of the biker gang group.
At last He couldn't mangage the problems between his group and another
yakuza.
kanemura fled.
His group was driven to disband for ever.

I don't know kanemura's death had something to do with a row with
another yakuza though.

more money more problems

シュミは鬼が好きだし

それはＤＮＡなんじゃないの？

>>846
I can't agree with you more

lets talk about tintin

Sure, what kind of tintin do you like?

>>848
Some people from a nearby city have taken and re-dubbed clips from the
Tintin animation using their local accents and dialect. These videos
can be found on Youtube if you search for 'teesside tin tin'. They represent
the language and typical behaviour of people from that city. I would not
advise anyone to try and learn English from them, though.

>>841 it must be strange feeling, to have that kind of like-hate hierarchy
for people you hardly kno wanything about and will never meet in your lifetime.

>>825
you bastard guy

Good morning！
It's a fine day !

>>851
This thread is not about you.
Please take your drama and paranoid ego elsewhere.

Now, back to tintin.

yes! tintin and weather!

What is tintin?

Smelting your tintin bar and a copper bar will yield two bronze bars.

>>856
It is opposite of manman.

It is beautiful morning.
Tintinmanmanokkiokki.

！！

I have seen or heard a word "tintinmanman" somewhere .

>>854 we are not talking about me dummy. we are talking about >>841.

What an idiot.

>>861
How KY are you?

There is no air to read in 2ch, other than the one in your head.

2chan is the scribbles of a rest room.

>>863
no wonder many people dislike you.

>>865 you just "can't read the air" can you?

practice what you preach.

too many faggot jesus

>>866
i am not 862. i did not preach anything i just made an observation. you are crazy lol.

recentry i began to learn english on internet.

there is english lesson on internet by phiripina,

i love them .

>>868 You are not entirely normal either. But I won't laugh at you.

Yesterday, there was an athletic meet in my city. Even it's middle of October,
I got a sun tan. Living in a country is very busy in Autumn. Next week, there is going to have the Autumn festival,
even there is a putter golf tournament, playing with old men in the neighborhood association.

Japanese loves group events. and hate person who dosnt join to them.
the one will be banished. sometimes. its might be murder.
Japanese culture is really barbaric to control barbaric.
the group events to watching each other. I am scare of it. because I am victim.

there is no privacy in japan. people always finding the private infos.
if you try to conceal it, people hate you and will attack you badly.
there are some foreinger who think its racism. no its culture.
eveybody know your girlfriend or boyfriend. and their detail. its not fun for me.
but there are people who fun of it.

>>873
you misunderstood completely.

>>872-873
Wow your life sucks.
I am Japanese and am very comfortable with my privacy.
Don't blame others and society, it's your fault you have no spine.
You can fulfill your obligation of joining group events and still maintain your privacy.

when I was child. my family moved to other place in japan.
so was totaly stranger. I learned marshal arts at that time.
then Teacher of mine asked me that my father's job and more things
while I was confined in another room. I was very scared of it.
I thought that I might be even killed at there.

I have a funny feeling.
I can feel the personalities of コテハンs that I have never met and will not meet.
Only コテハンs's I can feel...

seriously. Japanese culture is not such beautiful thing.

actually. I know the reason of 30,000 suicide.

Because suicide is not sin religiously.

no its lawful murder. when people hate someone, people try to kill one with lawful method.
thats japanese culture.

KY=misreading the situation
The Japanese love to behave themselves like a bunch of sheep. They tend to go with the crowd easily.
For instance, when a girl sees something and say, KAWAII!, the other girls follow suit.
I feel it's strange, even though I am Japanese(man).

when japanese child bullies one, the method is
write email with "you sould die". or tell how to commit suicide.
even there is a child who force to write a will.
and that not the end.
when bullied child commited sucide, Parents of bully say that its natural result.

there was a incident that bullied child was killed by bully.
then what? prarents of bully start bullying to parents of killed child.
like "this town became famous becuase of your stupid child. you must take responsibility"
so victim parents leave the town. and police do nothing.
this is japan.

>>884
I think such incidents happen all over the world,
Not only in Japan.

>>883
Though your English is very poor, I think your sentences have contents worthy of reading it.
Previously, in this site, there sometimes were played bullying some people who had some thing
to be blamed for, especially, in netwatch board. I think that there, means of them had common
ways. First, talking about writings of a person's in there, and finding put his privacy, sometimes
going to his house, which was found out from IP or such things, then after having exhausted discussions
of his doing, they have him know what were wrote about him in here. Sometimes, he
would write something against them, then they tease him, and blame him for his wrong doing.
And, sometimes, they have a offmeeting in front of his house.
I think his sort of bullying is not peculiar to this site, but to characters of Japanese people.
I think that just, nasty aspects which were hiddlen in daily lives are revealed in anonymous circumstances.

>>884
I don't think what you wrote there would happen usually in this country.

>>886
That happens all over the world, not just Japan.

are you guys sure that its happen all over the world?
even if so, I believe that Japan's one has hight rate.
and I believe that its cause of 30,000 sucide actually.

>>751　イギリス人's　story is very romantic and English to me.
I have questions. Could you answer me? Here is first question.
In the first series of jojo's bizarre adventures（ジョジョの奇妙な冒険),
adolescent JoJo found a raven on the twig. Raven is ominous creature
in England(in general raven is not a good creature in today's Japan.
But it doesn't have to do with religious or superstitious reason).
So JoJo throws a stone at the raven through his crotch to ward off
the curse of raven. Just throwing a stone is not enough. JoJo has to throw a
stone with his back toward the razen and throw a stone through
the crotch.
Is JoJo's action familiar in the U.K? Please don't think JoJo is
modern person. He is the man of the industrial revolution ages.



Second question. did you know that hirosue's ex-husband has a record of bad boy
in shinjuku and that his long-time friend(submember of yamaguchigumi's branch) was
beaten to death in the street? Hirosue's exhusband had been boasting relationships
with outlows, thugs, gray zone people in his blog, including the man mentioned
above.

Guys today is the Physical Education Day. Educate yourself physically to avoid getting fat and stupid.

Indeed, closets are too hot to stay in.

We are OTAKUs aren't we?

It being a fine day today,

I am sunbathing now ＾＾

I thought that "read the air空気を読む" was Japanese phrase.
Is kame girl here japanese?
She should have been studying in the U.K and I thought She was
european.
Kamegirls consist of European expatriate in UK and KG2ch from Japan?

Or japanese expatriate in UK.

I thought the KAME girl was the TAKO(yaki) girl.

I like tortoise-pear so much better than turtle-pear.

What is turtle pear?
亀桃？

So much troll bait and flaming wood being spread.

2ch is like that.

>>899
亀梨
He is one of Kame girl's pears.

Ah, momo is peach. Something went wrong. thanks.

What does the horse radical (馬) mean in Japanese (aside from horse)?
I see it in a lot of kanji that are completely unrelated to horses.

horse is horse. every kanji with horse has relation with horse.
japanese kanji and chinese kanji are much different.
so chinese dosnt understand it.

What do most of the black people in the US think of Obama?

>>904
>I see it in a lot of kanji that are completely unrelated to horses.

For example?

>>890
Hmm... there are so many superstitions tied to ravens here, both good and
bad. According to one legend of King Arthur, he didn't die, instead turning
into a raven. This might be part of the reason that ravens are kept at the
Tower of London, as they are seen by some as royal birds. Legend goes that
if the ravens were to leave the Tower, the country would fall.

In a similar way to magpies, in some parts of the country, people used to
tip their hats to crows so not to offend them, fearing that the crow might
curse them otherwise. In Scotland, a raven circling above a house is foretelling
a death, and a lone raven above a house in England brings bad luck. In Wales,
however, a raven on the roof brings good fortune.

Apart from in days long one, when children were used to throw stones at crows in
fields to prevent them from eating seeds, I've not heard of any stoning of crows
or ravens, although "stone the crows!" is an expression of amazement or surprise
here, but not used very often. However, different regions have their different
folk customs and superstitions, so it's impossible to know them all, and there
could well be somewhere who believes that something like that would ward off a
crow-curse, in the same way that some people believe that to break a Gypsy curse,
you must take a nearby twig, snap it in half, then throw the pieces into a river
from a bridge so that the twig goes under the bridge.

Is this JoJo a member of the working class, or is he an upper-middle class
modern(ish) gentleman?

As for your second question, I've learned much about Hirosue's past from this
thread over the past few days. It's difficult to imagine someone who boasts about
having seedy underworld relationships as someone who cares about the wellbeing
and reputation of their family. She seems to have a very bad sense of judgement
when it comes to men.

The miners trapped undergorund in Chili will be rescued soon.
I watched a video fottage where one of the families are excited about
the idea their beloved husband or father will be rescued in no time.

I know this rediculous but one idea crossed my mind.
Not all families love their husband or father so some of them might feel
happy if he is kept trapped underground. I believe not all family has
good relationship with each other.

>>908
Ｘ days long one
Ｏ days long gone

Didn't hit the 'g' hard enough... oops...

>>909
You mean some members of their families don't welcome the rescue?
That's possible, lol.

And they must smell really bad now trapped in hot temperature without
taking a shower for as many as tow months.

I'm looking forward to seeing a video footage that shows the moment
of first miner come back to the surfave. I wonder if the president of Chili
will hug him? Of course he'll do because he wants to win the next election,
but I bet he'll try not to breath in air while he does so.
Don't miss out on his facial expression that shows his negative feeling about
the smell of miners.

>>911
That's right.w

It's spelt Chile, dumbass.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Legends in Britain is always changing. is it ok for British?
dont they feel value of originality?
Japanese legends was written in a book at about AC 700.
so we cant change it.

>>907
For example, any of these:
験、騒、篤、駐、駅、驚、驗、驕、馴、罵、騙、驩、駁、騰、憑、羈。

Igirisu-jin, how do you know so much about birds?

Also out of curiosity, why is America "Amerika" and France "Furansu", but England "Igirisu"? It doesn't sound like "England" at all.

>>916
It's not really a case of legends changing, but different regions having
different legends or versions of legends. I suppose this might be to do
with the number of times it's been occupied by other nationalities. The
native Britons, Celts, Romans, Vikings, Anglo-Saxons and Normans all had
their own ways of thinking about myth and legend, tying in with their own
lifestyles and religions.

>>915
"Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat; and it
is nevar put with the wrong end in front."

>>917
駅: In the old days, there were stagecoaches which run from a sation to another sation.
驚: It shows that a horse jumps when he is surprised.
馴:Taming of a horse
etc.

Today, in Japan, is last of 3 straight holidays.
But, I had to go to university because today is
a substituting class-day...
So, it doesn't make sense as 3 straight holidays for me.

>>919
>a sation to another sation.

a staion to another staion.

>>920
It's your personal life.
What does it have to do with this public thread?

Your face, of course.

This thread made me want to eat some yakitori so I'm going to grab some.

chickens

>>922 I think you should let fellow Japanese learners practice their
English regardless of what they wish to talk about.
Have you no sense at all? When learning a language people do talk
about their private lives.
>>920 Please don't be discouraged by that troll and continue.
>>895 The KY concept is plastered all over this thread. Even the
school kid from Antartica would know it by now.
>>897 She is the takoyaki girl.

>>922
I'm a public servant, that's all.

>>926
>I think you should let fellow Japanese learners practice their
>English regardless of what they wish to talk about.
>Have you no sense at all? When learning a language people do talk
>about their private lives.

IMO, it's egocentric to think that one's personal life is worth talking about in public.

Japanese TV show is only commedian show
why ?

why do they broad News show like CNN or BBC
its a fucking disaster i guess

>>917
>igirisu

Never thought about that, but come to think of it, you are right.
I also wonder why?

>>929
It depends on what you watch on TV, that you think of Japanese TV show programs.
Japanese New program can not broadcast American or British accidents like CNN and BBC.

>>917
I don't really know much about birds... just about some of the myths and
customs surrounding them. Myth and legend was something which heavily
interested me in my youth.

Even though I'm not at all qualified to answer your question on nationalities,
'igirisu' sounds a lot more like 'English' than 'England'. Though it's a different
convention, I guess it's similar to how 'doitsu' is 'Germany'. It sounds like 'Deutsch',
which is the German language rather than the country, or 'berugi' for 'Belgium', which
is similar to 'Belge', which is a singular Belgian in their own language.

This threads flew relatively fast.
It' hasn't taken two weeks before reaching this far.

>>929
We can watch Ｎｅｗｓ show by satellote broadcasting.
If you want to watch BBC,CNN,National Geographic,
you have to set up a parabora.
And some Japanese News show there.

Terrestrial TV has only 7 channels in metropolitan area.
TV producers are stupid compared to those in USA and British.
And I admit the Japanese people are stupid. people.

>>917
English -> Englisu -> Inglisu -> Igirisu

>>928
Egocentric people disagree.

>>936
I see.

イギリス is derived from the Portugese word, Ingles, as Portgal was the very first western country that came over to Japan in 1500s.

>>938
That's right, but Ingles came from English, I guess.

If you find anything boring here on this board, you can just ignore it move on.
That's all it is, isn't it?
If someone wants to talk about their everyday life, it's fine.
It's like someone gets hurt?

>>940
Yeah, everyone is free to talk about anything here.
I just wrote my opinion.

>>939
You mean Middle English back then?

>>942
Probably.
It was just my guess.

>>941
I'm saying, can't you just ignore it? Because there is a negative
repercussion such as another fellow English learner might not know
what to talk about and just shut up. Especially beginners should be
treated kindly.

>>944
>>901

>>917
the first forigner who came to japan was Dutch.
English is "Ingles" in Portguese.
Ingles -> Egeles -> Igilis

>>943
It's actually either Asturian "ingles" or the Old French "angleis", but Portuguise is a lot similar to Spanish, so maybe the French one in this case.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ingl%C3%A9s

>>947
Then again Angleis came from English or its old form, I guess.

>>948
No, the French conquered England.

>>949
It's 1066.
England and English existed before that.

>>950
Maybe, Kimchi existed, too.

>>951
Why not?

>>952
Hot sause, please.

>>953
Kimchi is already hot.

>>954
But I want hot inglesa and everyone loves them.

Whatever

In any case, the etymology is most likely the Old French word although it could be as old as kimchi. That's all we know.

>>957
You mean the word 'England' came from the old French?

>>958
I thought we were talking about the word イギリス and where it is derived from.

please make a next thread, somebody
i cant make it now

Neither can I. Please remember to find a new, interesting tea, whoever
makes the new thread!

I still pronounce エゲレス ＾＾

older japanese pronunciation is some weired
espesially "was"

they pronounce like "wars"

i feel a little bit irritated

maybe it teach from their teacher
japnese english teacher is mostly bad one

Superstition is superstition. It's made up by human.
Birds and animals never know such a stupid thing.
If they could understand our words, that would be nothing but nuisance for them.
This kind of thing shows us how stupid and selfish humans are.

responses are over 950. Please some make a new thread.

Haste makes waste.
You should read >>961 carefully.

I'll try. wait a sec.

I made it, Here is new thread URL.
http://kamome.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1286821092/

oh dude ur fucking good

Please make sure to use this thread up to 1000 first before moving to new thread.

駅: In the old days, there were stagecoaches which run from a sation to another sation.
驚: It shows that a horse jumps when he is surprised.
馴:Taming of a horse
etc.
I guess the majority of japanese don't know these facts or use them
unconsciously.

pussy or asshole, which hole do u like?

Jews invented anal sex.

There is a game of the soccer of South Korea and Japan today
I expected that Korea will be beaten by Japan by a score of 0 to 3

オラは気にしてないから

WHAT ?

>>977
He said I don't care at all.
However I don't know what he was talking about.

fuck you

976=979 is ok ?

だからあのおっさんが引き取ればそれで丸く収まるんじゃない？

ダメな理由ないじゃん　なら頼むよ

>>959
That's right.
And I think it came from the word 'English' or or its old form.

家事やってくれる人欲しいのはもう皆わかってるし
日本じゃ言わなきゃバレないというかお得意の表面の知識で
何年ももつと思うよ

納豆夫婦でいいじゃん

shut fuck up KY

Please make the following thread.

マダムに聞けば？

でもそれを誤解しそう

やっぱ、お金で判断かな

オラお金いらないから、話が合わないかも

納豆がやならビリオンクラスだっているよ

日本歴長い人はだめなぜならサラリーマン

虐待系の癒しはサラリーマンには無理だし現役も無理

hum

What if I should die before I wake?

毎月お給料がそこそこあっても、もし○○っていう
脅迫観念に近い不安があるから、今現時点で
ローン完済の家とかビルとか家賃収入とか、とにかく先に物をあげてください

もしあなたに少しでも気持ちがあるなら
とにかく家の写真を送ってあげてください

って言われないとわからないとか出し渋るのって？？

日本語でおｋ

死ねよ、日本語野郎

喜んで子育てしたい人いっぱいいるんだけど、あれれれ？？？

何もしかして独身の初婚希望？　それは君が困るんじゃ？

Prease use English, or get out here

I suppose meaningless posts in these days such as >>986,987 are result from infection of malicious programs.
In other words, that's computer virus.
There are these kind of computer viruses for several years.
so there is possibility that someone in this thread is infected with virus.

I recommend checking your computer thoroughly.

I rather hope these posts were done by a insane person.

>>995
I don't think so.
She's been randomly posting irrelevant comments in various threads in English
boards. I think she has mental disease.

>>996
I didn't know that, but the virus has the same activities as what you said.
By the way, why did you know the person was female?

＞she has mental disease.

Maybe, I think so too.

>>995
I　agree

is it an AP?

このスレッドは１０００を超えました。
もう書けないので、新しいスレッドを立ててくださいです。。。