Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 134

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Hey!!! you NEETs, nerds, YouＴube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all over the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, and cunning
linguists. And let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

Here is the place to have a ball!!!!!

キルロイ参上w

heloo! i fine thank you!

Здравствуйте, господа и дамы

pourquoi pas?

Ima husler, baby.

>>1-1000
죽어

>>1
Σε ευχαριστώ.

>>8
it's all greek to me.

ok, the other SUREDDO almost reached over 9000 so here's my questions
I demand some answers:

a) what application should I use to segregate all AA? I have thousands
and it's always VERY slow to find something, I want tags
what do YOU use? I'm sure you got like millions of JIS arts
saved on your pc, how do you manage all that?

b) which board on 2ch has the most 荒らし?

c) is there something like a japanese version of urban dictionary?

thxkbai, plz answer, in any language you want >___>
39

you are japanese

>>11
In what way did you notice that?

SUREDDO

Don't you mean that my English is weird,or Japanese English,do you?

>>10
a) I have no idea, I'm a windows user.
b) Probably VIP. There's no clear distinction between normal posters and 荒らし there.
c) Not that I know of. This is one I can find on the internet but only has like 2000 entries.
ttp://zokugo-dict.com/
If you want to look up an internet slang word, then you can try はてな.
ttp://d.hatena.ne.jp/keyword/

>>10
I don't have that many AAs yet, but I basically order them the same simple way
I've ordered all the pictures I've accumulated through years of lurking image boards.
I just save them with a descriptive name and search through them using the regular
file and text search tools my OS provides.

>>16
Thanks for your way of tracing.

What a mess there are!

is there someone?

here.
I am in a world of shit !

You are making the world of shit.

>>21
That's wrong. We are already in a world of shit.

We should change the name of the thread next time.
"Chat in a world of shit"
or
if we should pay respect to the current one, then it's "Chat in English (in a world of shit)"

That'd explain well what the thread is like. The description of the thread (>>1) implies we are
in a world of shit already, though.

We all are making a world of shit.
>>22 You are part of the 2chan crap.
Don't you realize that?

>>11
>>13
you guys are dumb, just cause I know japanese words don't mean
that i'm japanese >___>

>>15
yeah well, I use windows too, what program do you use on windows
for AA? thanks for b) and c) !!!

>>16
yeah dude but I need metatags etc, otherwise searching is slow,
saving thousands of text files is not fun at all.
did you know you can have only max 32k files in a dir on
ext2 filesystem?
not gonna save each AA to a .txt like a homo, I want some database
with tags, indexing etc. doesn't matter what OS

MJ news!
As we've learned, the LAPD is now treating MJ's death as a homicide, and based on
several pieces of evidence, they have almost reached the conclusion that Dr. Conrad Murray
administered the drug Propofol and that drug was the primary reason MJ's heart stopped beating.
As soon as the autopsy result comes in, the LAPD will put MJ's doctor in check, finally.
It is now just a matter of time.
To be continued.

>>26
Thanks. Actually your MJ news is the only source I get information about
him from. I wonder if the doctor knew the drug can cause the serious damage
that led to his death or if he tried to kill him in the first place.

Don't answer "No problem. I just did what I wanted to do" or things like that.
You are too humble and reserved so I somehow have this urge to choke you
with my hands. Too much politeness cause adverse reaction, at least to me.

Keep reporting MJ's case.

>>24
What the fuck do you think you are saying?
A world of shit was already established here in chat in English
a while ago, so we'd better take it as it is.

i can't sleep tonight .

if you cannot sleep, don't sleep. Don't watch/listen/read stress
inducing films/programmes/books. Stop taking tea, cofee, and caffeinated drinks.
Clean your room, install an air conditioner, take a warm bath, drink warm milk
before going to bed. Wkae up early and go to bed early to regulate the sleep
triggering hormones.

>>27
We call the too much pliteness 慇懃無礼 in Japanese.
It's really irritating but he probably didn't mean it.

>>27 what is wrong with being humble and reserved, and how can you dictate
what people think or say?!! what a patronizer.

It's hard to distinguish true politeness from feigned politeness.
The latter means to be impolite under the cover of politeness.
We can tell it by his expression in the real world, though.

>>insomnia-san are you asleep already? must have fallen asleep.

Tango dancer... Never imagined there was a dango dancer in this thread, more precisely,
in the previous thread. Typical people here never dances nor play sports such as football, basketball and baseball.
They're just glued to PC all day, wearing thick glasses, playing eroge 24/7.

If you had skipped taking a shower after the two hour tango lesson, you could have been
1/100 as smelly as I am. If the lesson was for four hours, you could have been 1/50 as smelly as I am.
In any case, no match for me.

You can't be as smelly as I am unless you dance all day with all windows shut and AC turned off
and ferment your body at least one day by sleeping wrapped in think blanket.
I haven't taken a bath for only two days so I don't stink now. It's just that my body is getting
sticky and my hair and face are pretty oily but not smelly. Anybody can topple me and become the next
BO champion now.

A very astute question on MJ's doctor is raised now - Did he know what would happen to MJ?
He should have, but it seems like he wasn't fully aware of what he was doing to MJ.
Apparently, the fact the doc had been trying to revive MJ for hours until the paramedics arrived there
indicates that he neither expected a cardiac arrest nor intended to kill MJ.
He must have known, however, the drug should never be used outside a hospital.
And surprisingly enough, in 2007, Dr. Murray was nearly sued for malpractice after his failed heart
surgery on a 67 year-old patient, although the patient's family could not afford a lawsuit against him.
With those facts in mind, it is fairly safe to assume this doctor is not amazingly professional or
competent, at least. More to come, stay tuned.

fish-san i am just a beginner. I don't even have the right shoes. You see
I cannot wear heels and it is very difficult to do the ankle twisting
hachos on flat shoes. Re: odour factor; 45 mins of walking home in the rain,
(no raincoat, I lost my umbrealla too), quick change of clothes, cycling to the Tango
lesson , 15 minutes, with just a cotton jacket, 2 hours of intense exercise,
15 mins of cycling back in the rain. It was exhausting.

ahahaha you said "dango". was that deliberate? it is this Japanese sweet
you mention? I would love to do tango, sharing a skewer of dango!

>>36
I see. He doesn't seem like a good doctor.
He doesn't meet requirements to be a good doctor if you ask me.

Where has your signiture resoponse gone?
Before writing the lengthy response, you should have written "No problem.
I only did what I want to do."

Are you Japanese?
I can't tell if you are a native English speaker or not.

We are starting to be in a world of shit again.

Shit is starting to be in you again.

Shit down here Dont sit down JUST SHIT DOWN HERE !

I didn't know you are so shit lover.
Do you love 2ch or real shit?

nobody loves real shit

Real shit has been existing but 2ch is the kind of shit we are creating for our...

I want to make a SURE in English at ν SOKU, and everybody write in English. If so, I can enjoy and improve my English. It's not waste of time.

and
what kind of article will you make ?

i will dedicate a song to each character i can distinctly recognise
on this thread. See if you like it...

Fish-san this is for you. I have no idea he is singing about;

>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkqHlO7RDTs&feature=channel_page

i think i need a cup of coffee...

this is for >>42-san:

Boom boom boom, get a life 42-san

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3LBk5tQMOs

Oh! Mikel Jakson's live on nhk bsHI is going to start sonn!

and for the guy who cannot sleep, insomnia-san

>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeHOPgQTHuM&feature=channel_page

currently my fave band TN1SS

>>37
Didn't you ride a bicycle with one hand holding an umbrella?
Many poeple use to ride a bike like that when it's raining.
Although, when it's too windy and raining so heavily, this way of riding is too
dangerous.

In Japan the way you ride a bike is prohibited by law a few years
ago because it's dangeraous.

Some people put this to a bike so that they can ride a bike in a rainy day
or when Ultra Violet ray is strong in summer.
http://www.excite.co.jp/News/bit/00091120403020.html

The bike riders with open umbrellas tend to collide pedestrians on busy streets, mainly because of poor visibility.
So the riders should put on raincoats when it rains.

>>47
I don't still think, though. I would like to make it about usual news.

>>53
I really dislike a raincoat, and never wear it. But, I admit that my view is blocked.

>>52 no, i lost my umbrella, although i bought a new one yesterday, I cannot ride a bike with
one hand only.

i noticed a policewoman on a bike in the corner and cycled past her. If it had been night time, i would be
warned to carry lights and visibility belts.

I see the interesting umbrella holding gadget, but it wouldn't be useful
in windy UK weather. But thaks for your suggestions. What i need is thin
breathable splashwear that wouldn't make me feel like a wet fish.

>>55
I can ride a bike without holding anything.

>>48
Thank you for the song. The singer looks like he takes a shower three times a day
and looks very clean.
http://www.utamap.com/showkasi.php?surl=B34650
You can check the lytics of this song here.
I'll translate it later if you like.

This is a song for you in return.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EDJ3Ns-4_A&feature=related

Oh, and dango was just a typo. orz

Maybe it was a Freudian slip?

I cannot ride a bike without training wheels.
And people call me OYAJI-GAG rider.

Is this totally a world of shit, isn't it?

Not at all.

>>59
Do you envy me?
Now I showed you a typical OYAJI-GAG.
Because "shit(嫉妬)" means envy in Japanese.
And some people say Japan is the world of envy.

>some people say Japan is the world of envy.

I don't understand what you mean by this...

man you guys are so retarded
/facepalm

>>63
ttp://janesoft.net/janestyle/help/ref-name/writeform.html#aalist
Try Jane Style and its built-in AA support tool, though you might still have to save them as a .txt file.
Don't know if that will help, 'cause I don't use AAs and that function.

>>61
Hahahahaha that was too clever!
We are in a world of envy.

>>62
It's hard to explain to foreign people.
Japanese people asked for equalization and Japan became similar to a socialist country.
But lot of things have changed in the past several years.
For one thing, the number of "working poor" is increasing.

>>62
Me, neither.
Plus there's nothing clever nor funny about it.

>>56 aaah today i got rained on again, despite the new umbrella.
It's the wind. It throws the water at you in buckets.
Its like walking through a car wash.

btw Fish-san your bathing problem is solved! Just subscribe to this service!

>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbku5PIbkhw

Thanks, this Noriaki guy is pretty awesome, he looks like a character straight out of
Akhibara@deep ! his smoking style is hilarious. He is standing there half naked
in the freezing cold. Skyfish and Kimi wa poison(2nd half of the song especially)
are fun songs too.

thanks for the offer re:lyrics. If you can tell me what he is singing about
that would be more than sufficient. I have a few songs that are very
mysterious to me, could I save my "request for translation" for them?

NORIAKI IS THE FAKE!

>>68
Although the MANWASH is great in England, it wouldn't catch on in Japan, I suppose.
Because there is already a similar service exsiting in Japan. It's called SOAPLAND.
You know, different cultures, different people. however, it seems, all men in the world are silly.
They want to have their bodies washed by girls in bikini's.
Ready to go?

Obama is great! I wish we had a good leader like Obama......

>>68
Thank you very much!
I read its website including fine print but it turned out that they don't
have any branches in Japan. I emailed them too see if they have any plans to
start business here in the near future.

Lyrics are sometimes too poetic and doesn't follow grammar rules so sometimes
they don't make any sense and are very difficult to translate. But tell me what
songs you find mysterious. The lyrics website has large datebase of Japanese songs'
lyrics, so tell me the titles of any songs and singers' or bands' names and I'll
translate.

Regarding the lyrics of the song by the man who takes a shower three times a day,
he's singing about a man's happy feeling. The man in the lyrics is very happy
because he's walking on the street with a woman he loves holding her hand. Everything
looks beautiful to him because he's very happy. Weather is nice, too.
Just being with her makes him happy and a nice melody echos in his head.
Every step he makes feels lighter just because he's be with him.
Worries in his life dons't matter at all now that he's walking with her hand in hand.

>>70
This Manwash serivse seems to have a lot more lighter tone.

My father looks like Mr.Obama. Should he stand up?

>>73
Better have a job interview with the White House.
They look for the president's double all the time,
especially during the war.

When did a war begin? I didn't get the situation.

OK, ask your dad.

My dad has been out after scince he had given me a apple candy.

>>74
Is the word 'double' like the word 'KAGEMUSHA(影武者)'?
Yeah,it's deadly useful especially during war.
Enemies, friends, all are deceived, and the subjects become happy.

I wish I had a double for myself. I could be a politician, a magician, or a criminal.
BTW,I wonder if there are the doubles for VIPs these days.

Saddam Hussein had some doubles, I think.

Sadam is Hiromi Go?

>>79
ME2.

Do you also think that any of the head of democratic countries,like the U.S. President,ever had doubles?
That means the President also deceived American People.

Today was a national holiday so Japanese people didn't have to work
or go to school for three days. Dud you go anywhere to enjoy holidays?
I stayed at home.

July 22th is the day when eclips is obsereved in Japan.

>>82
I also stayed at home ,studying English, and wrote some jokes here.
However, I guess I have no sense of humor.

>>83
If you're the OYAJI-GAG man, at least america-jin likes your joke.

>>84
It's me!
(But not 「It's me」fraud)
Thanks for your kindness.

>>72

thanks for the translation! it sounded like he is happy in his
gentle little world. He looks so vulnerable though, as if he is
scared that something is going to change. but his innocence
and goodwill dominates.

he has another song called Ophelia, which might have been written
for his cat!

anyway there are a couple of songs that i am very curious about:
the first one is the Crazy Ken band, awesome song which i can sing
too. ifound th elyrics an dthe translation is confusing/or may have ouble meanings.

He sounds like he is talking to a woman, but he might be talikng to
man. Looks like he is going to drown him/her in the sea, a kind of
revenge almost. Or is he? It is the soundtrack to the rakugo drama "Tiger and Dragon" which was one of the best
drama i have ever watched.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OeIyKoRGoM&feature=channel_page

whatever he is singing about, it is very moving.

i will post the other one later.

I don't want to go to office mnext morning,

>>86
”If you go through the tunnel, the sea comes in sight.
Keep going until you come to Mikasa park. Like back in those days,
I'll wear a poor-taste Sukajan and I'll be wating for you there. So come in a hurry.

Lesten to me. Just five minutes is OK. I don't care about the money you owe to me.
You can cry embrased by the tenderness of your loved Yokosuka sea. HA!
Listen to me. Just two minutes is OK. I'll tell the truth only to you.

Inside me, me and me fight with each other. That's kind of like a dragon and tiger
glaring at each other on the back. There are luminescent jellyfish floating
in the murky Yokosuka sea like the moon. HA!”
****************
Note that there's no sea called Yokosuka sea. It's just the sea you can see from
the city of Yokosuka. I couldn't find the best English expression for 横須賀の海
so I ended up translating it as Yokosuka sea.

"me and me fight" I think it means something like some form of conflict,
conflicted feeling inside him. I'm not sure though. Again, there might be
better translation for it.

Sukajan is a type of jacket. http://www.monomania.jp/champion/ted/suka/039/img/tsk-039-black-back280.jpg
http://image.rakuten.co.jp/bluemarble/cabinet/satoristj28_top.jpg

Suka as in Sukajan comes from Yoko"suka". Yokosuka is the birthplace of Sukajan.
Sukajan is kind of like a symbol of rebellion and delinquency.
As you see, Sukajan is not in good taste as fashion and actually the lyrics says
that it's poor taste but I think he's proud of wearing it.

>like a dragon and tiger glaring at each other on my back.

I think a dragon and tiger are embroidered ones on the back of Sukajan.
I'm not sure if the person he'll be waiting for at the Mikasa park is a man or a woman.
But maybe the person is his old buddy he used to hang out with in Yokosuka when they were younger.

I don't think this is a song of revenge or anything. He says in the lyrics that money he lent to
the person in the past isn't a big deal. He has something important to talk to him/her. Maybe he's
worrying about his old friend. It's impossible to know from the lyrics what happend in the past
between the two but it's sure that he won't kill him or anything when they see each other at the park.

According to Wikipedia, when he made this song, he wanted Akiko Wada to sing it.
He sang the way she sings when he recorded this song for CD release.

This song is one of her most popular and well-known songs. She shouts HA! many times in the song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDUJKnltKz8
0:31 0:51 1:13 1:29 2:20 2:36

He shouts HA like she does.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OeIyKoRGoM
1:45 3:26

In one TV show, he sang Tiger & Dragon with her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN2cm9kQwOg
We can karaoke this song together but don't forget to bring a nose clip.

If there're any questions to ask, just ask away.
The other translation is welcome.

>>87
Let's swap!

Total eclips is coming up. It must be romantic to see it with girlfriend.
But I'll watch it alone. I think I'm evil because at the bottom of my heart,
I hope it'll be cloudy or rainy on the day.

That's not your fault. That's the voice of Slim Shady in you.

Don't be too ashamed of it coz Slim Shady's in all of us.

We are in a world of shit again...

Slim Shady （笑）

Ther's no way you can deny it

Basically, homosexuality is in all of us, that is.

>>88 >>89 Fish-san, thank you so much! This is truly awesome. I am
very happy for the song information, thank you for your time and effort.

So it seems it is a very private song between two people, which is
perhaps coded in its own way. So from the pictures of soko, it seems more like a man's jacket.
So the person he is dealing with is likely to be a man.The guy has something very
important, a secret to tell him on that particular location,
and for some reason he needs to say it quickly.

What could it be? he must have a surprise for that person. why would
he refer to "embracing the sea"or "jellyfish lurking in the sea?"
it has more like a " ...you are going to get what you deserve, I will
send you to the bottom of the sea that you love so much. You will
float with the jellyfish there" kind of feel to it.
he wants to finalise something, he wants it quick,
there will be some sort of confession before it happens.
My imagination is a bit film-noir I guess.

Akiko Wada has such a strong, confident voice. I like the "Ha!" in her other song, it is such a great song. And when
they sing it together it is twice as moving! It makes me want to sing it loud on the streets.

we definitely have to sing this together Fish-san!
I will make sure you have your bath before we go to a karaoke
club hehehe!

If you like ikemen Enka singers, you might be able to find him to your taste, for all I know...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQf78lqoZZ8

We are in a world of shit.

What is Slim Shady?

I saw a sight that made her psycho!

Means "Aso wa saitei da! meido wa saikou!"

Hello, is anyone here wanting to talk with me?

Nah, nobody wants to talk to you.

That's a world of shit!!!

Everything is shit! Let's have a shit party!

>>102
yes, yes, let's talk

No thanks, don't ever try to talk to me. I flatly decline your invitation.
That's all.

You are a world of shit.

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>>107
You made me cry. Why would you do that? I never hurt anybody...
Well, maybe I have. But that prick had it coming.

Your talking will devote to - what else? - kill time. peaceful.

Lonliness follows you everywhere. Haha!

>>112　True. :(

Girls follow me around everywhere. Haha!

>>114　No way. :D

>>114
Dude, that won't happen.

Jealous butts follow me around, too. Haha!

>>98 thank you, he is a great entertainer, good looks and smile to match too.
You are going to get me obsessed with enka now :-D

here comes the second mystery song. I know he is very popular with women and
loathed by men . it is from Kamenashi Kazuya's 1582. Translations
on the web say it is about the wife of a general, why 1582 is
significant and how it is written from a woman's point of view etc.
i watched the fancam clips of 1582, he walks as a woman into a
battle field while singing this song and uncomprehensible things
happen to him (like taking off on a jet of water
then he flies into the air!). Whether it has
anything to do with the lyrics is a mystery.

>>118
This guy HIKAWA KIYOSI 氷川きよし is certain GAY !!
His boyfriend HIRAI KEN 平井堅↓
http://img.music.yahoo.co.jp/images/magazine/pow/20051117_001/pow_gall_art_001.jpg
　
This gossip is very publicity in Japan.

>>118 yes he seemed like it. Even the hip gyrating Kat-tun boys
look more straight than him.

>>120 sorry the above reply was meant for >>120 not >>118

>>121
Hahahah yeah I think so too.

And HIKAWA KIYOSI's FANs are almost aged women.
40 , 50 , 60 aged women only.

>>118
Glad you like him. As you can tell, a lot of unattractive guys hate and attack him out of jealousy.
He's really talented and always commited to pushing the original Japanese music scene to the next level,
whereas Japanese musicians of other genres are busy imitating western styles of music like rock, hiphop, techno, etc.
Enka is the last music that truly appeals to Japanese people with Japanese hearts, I'd say.

I don't like Hikawa-Kiyoshi, Hira-Ken, Kat-tun.
I love Ijuin-Hikaru.

IJYUIN HIKARU 伊集院光 He will die earlier than the average life expectancy...
Because overweight.

>>120
What is wrong with gay people?

>>127
Not wrong. but funny gossip.

Gay people must die soon.

Most of Gay people are warm heated, I think.(I'm not Gay)

>>97
>So from the pictures of soko,

What do you mean by "soko"? You mean "Sukajan"?
I think "a dragon and tiger" on the back is embroidered on the back of the man's
Sukajan who will be waiting for a man/woman. Or he's just mentioning a popular/typical
embroider design of Sukajan. And yes, in general, men wear Sukajan, although
some woman might wear it, too.

I'll answer with more info later. I asked for opinons of people of the
band's thread in 2ch. I'll translate their responses into English, too later.
So let me put >>119 on the backburner. I'll handle it later.

One of the posters in Crazy Ken Band's thread have a question to you.
He/She wants to know out of curiosity what is it about the song that attracts you so much?
He/She also asks you if you have any other songs of the band you like.

Please listen to my my talking 〜♪　Yokoyama Ken said.

Please don't talk about me when I'm gone...

>>133
OK. I try so as I can. But who are you!!

Knowing you has been swell...

mysterious...

I always you wish you well...

Why? Are you a odd person?

Seems we can't get along...

OMG

No matter what I do I don't appeal to you...

Seems I really don't appeal to you...

Dosen't seem I really appeal to you...

Dosn't matter whether I am right or wrong...

Are you all right?

My mind is going...

I can feel it...

I can feel it...

There is no question about it...

I wish to move on your mind to good condition. hehe

I can give you my complete assurance that I will be back to normal...

good,
Won't you sleep tonight?

>>97
These are the translation of the posts in Crazy Ken Band's thread.

<Poster A>
The lyrics is open to various interpretation. The person can be a man or a woman.
But I don't think he told the person to come to the park for revenge.
There might be a possibility that the person misunderstands him and
come to the place with hostile attitude, though.

<Poster B>
I think the lyrics is about strong friendship between the two.
The man is trying to give a helping hand to his friend whose life is
going in the wrong direction.

<Poster C>
Although he says he doesn't care about the money he lent to the person,
maybe he cares about it. Because if he really doesn't care, he doesn't
mention the money. I think while he cares about the money, he also cares
about friendship with the person.

<Poster D>
The man is trying to pursuade his friend (male) out of wrongdoing he engages in.

************
Another poster there says that he/she read somewhere that 俺の話を聞け,
which I translated as "Listen to me" is what the vocal's father always said
to him when he was a kid.

>and for some reason he needs to say it quickly.

My understanding is that the man wants to talk the person longer if possible.
But maybe the person don't want to listen to him for some reason. So I think what
he means is "If you doesn't want to talk with me for a while just give me five minuites
or even just two minutes." Sorry. I should have translated them, "Give me just five minutes"
"Give me just two minutes" instead of "Just five minutes is OK" and "Just two minutes is OK."

The vocal and writer of the song, Ken Yokosuka is from Yokohama, and he seems to have
a deep emotional attachment to Yokosuka and the sea, which is near Yokohama.
Maybe he used to hang out/hangs out with his buddies even now in Yokosuka.
The two (imaginary) characters in the lyrics are probably from Yokosuka or Yokohama.
They have emotional attachment to the sea so that's where "embraced by the sea" comes in.
No matter if it's murky and there're lots of jellyfish, they love the sea.

Jellyfish there was well-known by locals according to one of the Youtube comments
of the video.

"I'll tell the truth only to you." could be "I'll tell my true feelings only to you."
It's difficult to translate the original Japanese sentence with little clues and contexts.

Ehh... where are we?

>>154
You seems like a much too obsessed person.
people who want explanations are much too obsessed more than author.

>>156
Obsessed person? I'm not sure what you exactly means by that.
I'm just an ordinary person who hasn't taken a bath for four? three? I forgot days.

The good lyrics is ambiguous.
Because everybody can refer to each experience.
So maybe answer is not one.

Please take a bath!!

I like to sleep but I can't.
I must be going wake up by 9:00 today.

I can sleep. so I go to bed. bye

>>161
Oh,I can't still sleep.
I envy you.

Some of you here seemed to be in another world of shit.

Y: Young
I: Incredibly
F: Fuckable
F: Furry
E:Enjoi's
R:Yiffing
Copy and paste this on to your page if you r a yiffer and arnt afrade to say it

>>164
You're living in a world of shit, aren't you?

I'd like to introduce you all to the "Shit World Theory".

I believe that, underneath everything in this world, there is shit.
Underneath all of the wallpaper and wood, you will see that your house is built upon a sturdy foundation of shit.
One might say that they have never seen shit in their walls.
Well, shit can be deceiving, and may take the form of something else.

Shit is known to take the form of a beautiful geisha whenever somebody discovers it.
That's why the geisha are going extinct.
People have discovered that there is no skin beneath the make-up.
There is only shit.

>>166 is a world of shit.

Eclipse has begun! About more than hour later, the most eclpse is going to be observed.

The sun is waning!

きょう日食らしいね。

I couldn't watch the moon ate the sun.

Sun was joking. Don't take it so seriously.

Dragon Quest 9 completed, but still much to be concluded.

I mean, I'm finished with the main story, but there are many more quests to be finished.
Hidden bosses from the past series are waiting for me.

>>174
good luck!

How much 英検 level do japanese who be here have, by the way?

>>175
Oh, keep sleeping.

Are you planing to take the exam?

I passed the pre 1st grade at the first try years ago and didn't take the first ever,
so I'm not sure exactly what level I'm at now. I'm not studying English now, like trying
to memorize big words and to solve multiple choice problems. It's kinda boring for me..

I was bited by mosquitos. My leg very itches.

>>178
I bit your leg. And let me tell you, I've had better.

>>178
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　 　 　 　 　 　 i|､ヽi;;~;/;Xl　!
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　　　　　　 __,,ノ|　 d;;b　　|　ヽ､,,_
　　　　　　　　 /_,,/ \ ヽ,,_.|
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Mosquito A appears

Command?
Attack
Magic
Defence
Flee

I have passed the 3rd grade when I was a junior high school student.
From then on I didn't take the 英検 exam. And I didn't study English seriously from graduation.

So I think to want to take the pre 2nd grade exam next.
But I forget even the 3rd grade level's grammar and words almost. haha

>>180
Command

Eat←confirmed

Well, I bought the pre 2nd grade workbook at Amazon. :)

I've been thinking about a lot of things lately, and one of the things that sticks out on me
everytime I come across it is the unavoidable fact that I'm worthless.
Yes, we don't have a measuring stick that can measure what a person's worth is, but still
I can honestly say that I'm worthless, because I don't have anything going in my life and
I kind of don't mind that at all. I think it's what defines worthlessness (I don't know it's even a word.)

What do you think?

>>184
You are in a world of shit.

>>183
Why did you waste your money on that worthless piece of shit?

I can see you're really upset about your worthlessness. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

Buying a book that is useless under any circumstances is called "wasting your time and money on
a worthless piece of shit".

>>185
You are in a world of shit again.

>>187
You are the representative of the residents of the world of shit.

Why do you keep saying you are in a world of shit ?
You think it's funny or something? Because it is not.
So please stop doing that.

Hey, did you know today the sun was totally completely solar eaten by the moon?
Did you notice that without knowing that would happen beforehand? Then you are a genius of massive calibar.

>>189
>>190
I know we know you've made some very poor decisions recently...

>>184
It's too ambiguous. I don't know what you want to say.
Probably you also don't.

>>190
He is. But we are all in a world of shit.

>>191
Nothing in that line.
It's just a slogan used when something shitty comes about, isn't it?
So I'll keep using it. Everyone does.

>>183
When? Just now?

>>166
It's difficult. lol

>>183
You don't think of taking the TOEIC exam?

Which test do you think is more reliable, TOEIC or 英検?

>>154
>The vocal and writer of the song, Ken Yokosuka is from Yokohama,
Ken Yokoyama, not Ken Yokosuka.

The year of 1582 is when this historical incident happened in Japan's
history.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incident_at_Honn?-ji

I didn't remember the year to be honest, but almost every Japanese including
me know what happened in the incident. Oda Nobunaga's ambition of unifying
Japan was broken in 1582. The incident changed the tide of Japan's history.

<Oda Nobunaga>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oda_Nobunaga

Kamenashi loves Oda Nobunaga.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nouhime
This is one of his wives. The article says,
"The marriage was a political gesture and many believe there was little love
between Nouhime and Nobunaga." So rumor has it that this lyrics isn't
written from her view point.

I read a few blogs of Kamenashi's fans and some people writes that this
lyrics is written from a viewpoint of Mori Ranmaru.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mori_Ranmaru

Homosexuality in battle fields doesn't seem to have been uncommon.
Both Nobunaga and Ranmaru died in the incident in 1582.

>uncomprehensible things happen to him

Anything can happen in a PV and it doesn't necessarily have to be relavent
to the lyrics as long as it is made from a director's imagination and it's
his/her way of artistic expressions.

I searched on Youtube for the PV but I couldn't find it. All I could find
was videos made by each fans of Kamenashi.
The closest video is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8OWzbEhf-s where you
can see him wearing kimono.
**********************
<1582>
Ruled/controled/overcome /obsessed, all the way to the tips of my fingers.
Numb like crazy. My inside of my head is falling apart.
I'm now... Why? Where?

Light disappears in front of my eyes.
Eternal sleep, Shh... But...

Flirtatious words/line, red lips, numb heart, dancing and getting shook up.
I'm drowning in the bloods and stained.

What is reflected on your eyes when you go to a place far away?
Please, please, keep grabbing/gripping me with the/your hand.//Don't let go
of my hand.
Every minute we spend together, grip innermost in my teeth.
Not to rouse forever, I put my hand on my chest and pray for love.

>>184
You should have a child and it will make your life worthy, I think.

Even bruised heart is healed just by looking at you.
It's not like desire or anything. It's unconsciousness.
Shh... But...

Medicine/Drug that heals the wound. It feels good. I wonder where you'll go
tomorrow.I don't want you to go./I don't want that.
Drowning in the bloods and stained.

Dreaming of days with you, stars went/scattered in all directions.
Please please don't rouse. I pray with my hand on my chest.
It's tenderness or what. Changes colors every seconds.
Forever, keep grabbing/gripping me//don't let go of my hand, with your love.
*******************
This lyrics has some abstract and ambiguous words and expressions, and they
are hard to translate. If there're two or more possibilities, I used "slash"
and showed some possibilites. Sorry too many slashes. :) Some parts where I
didn't use slashes can be interpreted differently from my translation, too.

Personally, I don't understand why Kamenashi's so popular. I don't think
members of Johnny's entertainment are so cool. There're actors who are
cooler than Johnny's boys such as Oguri Shun, although he doesn't sing.

How many hidden bosses are there in DQ9?

>>131 Fish-san thanks so much! you have put some much effort into this
research, I am truly embarrrased (in a delightful way).

Apologies, it wasn't meant to be "soko" but"Sukajan"... We learnt
"koko, soko, asoko" the other day, which slipped into my mind.very sorry!
I like the sukajan jacket on the model, maybe it is his posture that makes it
look good.

Thanks for asking the Crazy Ken Band thread about the song.This song has certain elements that are very striking.(to me)
My reply to their question is:

(1) When I heard it on each episode of the "Tiger and Dragon" drama it would immediately
engage my attention, I would say "I wonder what they will come up with this time..."
Without knowing about the band, I could imagine some yakuza boss sitting at a table smoking
heavily and drinking and this guy singing to him, about something important to the
yakuza boss, who would be on the verge of tears. Sorry I sometimes imagine too much ! :-D

(2) It felt like the singer was very much set in his ways, hislifestyle. he had rules,
codes of life that only a few would understand, and his words would be powerful, moving but
sorrowful.

(3) Indeed in the band video there is a group of tough looking outcasts,
very insular and set in their ways. It looks like being loyal is top priority
in the gang. they want to be mischievous but, not criminal.

(4) The singer's voice is powerful. He sings very slowly and asserts himself.
That is why Iget the message that something an inner conflict is going on in his head,
he wants to put something right, he wants to relieve himself of some pain
in his own sort of way. At every note there is profound sadness, pride, and a sense of
delayed justice.

(5) I guess I sympathised with the Yakuza wanting change his life, he was so sad,
so miserable but he endured everything with a great sense of humour. he learned to "smile"
despite everything. His sad and dark loneliness matched so well with this song. it was
as if the song was written for him. Nagase Tomoya was truly amazing, but the
it was Nishida Toshiyuki who stole the show, awesome actor.

(6) I have not found another song of the band I like equally yet, but I am
watching their videos whenever I find the time. I will definitely let you
know if I find one.

>>153 Out of these replies from the band thread, I strongly agree with poster A,
and disagree with poster C.

I think he says "money is not important" because he wants his friend
to definitely come to that place. he doesnt want him to think he is
after money, because he has something more important, a truth to
reveal and (in my wild imagination) a life to take, to settle his
revenge.

>>154 No problem, you have done a mervellous job translating them,
it makes a lot of sense even if the meaning diminishes through translation.
That is why I want to learn Japanese, to find what things really mean,
to "feel" the language.

"give me five minutes.." "two minutes" show how desperate he is to see
him, it is adorable. and the jellyfish, although real, might be a metaphor
for a corpse, the sea "the other side"...

aaargh what am I saying...it seems too morbid.

>>204
I haven't encountered all of them yet, but according to a walkthrough, it's about 15 if I'm not mistaken.
And this is just a bit annoying, but you have to beat a boss at least 16 times before meeting another one.
After defeating a boss, you are asked to give it the experience points you've aquired and let the boss level up
and you need to do this 16 times. So in a nutshell you have to defeat the "level 16" boss in order to get a tresure map
and find a next boss there. Namely, 15 bosses and 16 times fightings in each means 240 battles. How painful. lol

As for me, I've defeated "Baramosu" the first hidden boss only 5 times. Long way to go..
Plus I've already spent about 60 hours playing Dragon Quest 9 in total. lol

You are in a world of shat.

No, "we" are in a world of shit.

I'm not but you are.

You are here in a world of shit?

You are out there in a world of shit.

ill find a bunch of crickets and rip there legs off except 2, so the can still? make noises. that way it sounds better.and than i guess ill find other ways to own them!

you'll get owned

no
they will be mine :P

>>204
Fackinng DraQue! Facking!
I never buy more than 1000 yen!

>>217
Knock it 1000 times.

>>184 worthlessness is a feeling imposed by the society.
how do you think a human being's worth is measured? who measures it?
you are made to feel worthless, so someone else can feel worthy.
If you accept the "worthless" feeling they impose on you, someone
else will be favoured. So the trick is, do not internalise this
feeling of worthlessness. What is more important is , to find and do things
that would make you feel that you are not worthless. It is a confidence building
trick. Otherwise your life will be crippled, paralysed by this feeling.
Don't let it get to you and take action for yourself.

>>184
I'd call it a world of shit.

>>219
I was impressed by your words.
And it made me think I'd like to study English more.

>>201
>>202
>>203

Thank you so much again for the translation and research. So it is about
a historical Yaoi story eh? Now it makes so much sense. My theory was, this song was
a request from a rich middle aged fan of Kamenashi's (and Oda's) perhaps. Maybe it was
comissioned to him to sing about at his fierce warlord,
For a man who wants to marry Koizumi Kyoko, it is so unlike Kamenashi to write a song like this.
I think he was told to sing (and act) this fantasy of a middle aged man.

sorry I am getting carried away again with my wild imagination!!

Johnny's boys aren't allowed to act cool,they have to act cute.
they have been "designed" by marketing think tank as the ultimate consumer product for women.
They have to be criminally cute, clean looking on the outside,
sexy on the inside. I read somewhere that, women want to be entertained
by men who are the complete opposite of their fathers, that may be one
of the reasons why JE acts have been so successful.

>>205-207
I translated and posted your reply in the thread.
At first, I just meant to translate the lyrics but somehow I went further.

I don't agree with the poster C, either about money.
I don't agree with you about the revenge thing although jellyfish and the
sea as metaphors does makes sense. Never imagined jellyfish is a metaphor for
dead body floating in the sea. You have a great imnagination!

Another poster there posted later that he heard somewhere that the lyrics and
the melody of the song came to Ken Yokoyama's head while driving a car.
Just another additional information about the song.
Keep up the good work with your study of Japanese.

I want to be with you. but you leave me alone. I'll be crying...

>>222
Your welcome.
Yes, it seems like the rumor of Yaoi behind the song is spreading.
I don't know about the middle aged man theory but it's not common that boys/men
in Johnny's entertainment write lrycs and make melodies on their own is it?
So anbody else but Kamenashi wrote the lyrics and made the melody.
Funny thing is the lyrics wrote by n and the melody was made by M.Y.
Too mysterious. I would say it's ridiculous. n and M.Y.? Those doesn't mean
anything. I thought why just one alphabet letter and initials?
It's better to make them blank.

The Johnny's boys are basically for Johnny Kitagawa's sexual pleasure because
he is homosexual as you know. I didn't know a think tank is involved.
I think Johnny's entertainment knows what attracts women inside out.
That's for sure.

USTREAM;
ttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/rainbow-nationals-championships-09
ca m'imtresse beaucoup.

I wonder if I can post here through my school computers.
It's annoying though, the computerse here are able to view Japanese but not type, and you can't go into the control panel to set it up either. :(

227>>
Haha, looks like I can post through the school network.
I can't post from my computer at home. :( (I'm an amerikajin)

>>228
What brought you to high school?
Aren't you on summer vacation?

>>229
I'm in my 20's and in College, I take classes all year round, so I'm here at my college's computer lab.
Had a class that started at 11 am (it's 1:43pm now), waiting for my boyfriend to get done with his class so we can go home.
I wish I could figure out how to post here when I'm at home.

What world are you in?

>>230
Some American seem to know how to get by 2ch's access denial.
Maybe somone will tell you how to post even at home so stay tuned.

>>232
sparky knows how, ask him. or her.....
sparky is getting a sex change.

>>224 I dedicate a song to you, it is out of sync, but itis the only one I could find.

>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5erWM1UJMo8&feature=related

>>223 yesI can imagine Ken-san talking on the phone while driving:

"listen to me! just listen! 5 minutes is enough, no 2 minutes...":-D
Thanks again! our elementary Japanese course is coming to an end.
Our sensei left for a break, another sensei is teaching the last
two lessons. I feel very sad she that she is leaving, she was
simply awesome. i hve never enjoyed starting a brand new language
like this in my life.

>>221 All the best with your English studies. I am sure you will overcome
all the things that make you feel bad eventually.

>>225 I read about Johnny K's inclinations. Whatever
he does behind the scenes, he is an amazing businessman.
It must be tough for the talents, that must be why the little turtle
wants to retire and open a boutique.

>>231
Whrere in the hell are you ?

kamenashi is ugly and not popular at all among normal
japanese people.
He has been failing one after another in his drama.
However because he is in the big, influential talent agency, he's been given
chances.
Please stop talking about kamenashi.

A man who was naked in public and arrested will return to the
commercial film sponsored by the japanese government.
Does the government publically admit pervertish act?
He is also in the same agency.
We are in a world of shit. Indeed.

>>239 maybe i like"ugly" people who fail in dramas but are very hard working.
is that allowed? besides i am not japanese :-D

http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/17/0000138917/50/img0c41f216xnvtuo.jpeg
http://seikeigiwaku.img.jugem.jp/20061016_12373.jpg

it doesn't mean he is now beautiful though.

>>242
All of them look like women.
Is this really the ideal Japanese man?
What a world of shit.

women? Just a long haired man with ribbon and
ears exposed.
These only suggest ugly kamenasi became less ugly
thanks to the plastic surgery.

I've been afflicted with depression.
Somebody, please help me...

In general, the applicant's head, including both face and hair,
should be shown from the crown of the head to the tip of the chin
on top and bottom and from hairline
side-to-side

I don't understand expecially "on top and bottom and from hairline
side-to-side" this part.
Please someone explain.

>> yes i know those pictures, if you look carefully, you can even see
that he has had some cosmetic surgery. He had a lot of facial shaping
done, like eyebrows for instance. However, even before these changes,
he was Ok. Yhe looks androgynous, but he is obviously a man. A
bit on the anorexic side.

>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1yk8K6bSMc

>>245 please cut out on caffeine and try to sleep in a well aired room.
i hope you recover soon. hugs

I am madman! Yeas!

>>245
You wanna see pain? Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights. See the guys with testicular cancer. That's pain.

I want to dress up like a medieval knight and dance around at a busy intersection during rush hour.

You seem to be living in a world of shit.

>>252
When life gives you shit, make lemonade.

COOL TAK>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KAMENASHIMUSHI

>>233
Is he going to cut off his penis and insert silicon at his chest?
Isn't it just that he's just saying that to get attentions?
I guess he has to gone through a long process of counseling before
having cosmetic surgery because once you cut off your penis and balls,
there's no way going back.

Isn't he just a cross dresser? Because he seemed very happy to have
a online Japanese girlfriend. He gets horny by looking at woman's nude
while he thinks at the bottom his heart he wants to dress like a woman
and wants to try women's hairdo.

I don't think he has to go through a sex change. All he needs is panty and
bra. Regarding a panty, his online friend　アメリカ人 can send him a lot
that he stoled.

If I found out that my favorite actress have doen consmetic surgery, I would quit being
her fan. It's not because she was ugly before the the surgery but
because her mentality she has that cosmetic surgery can help her look good.
Yeah, a facelift in most cases helps you look better but it's artificial
beauty and not the beauty she has from the beginning.

It's like cheating on the test. I don't admit any type of cheating.
Shame on people who do cosmetic surgery. It's like you inject steroid and
and make a better record in track and field event.

Everybody does facelift in show business so I don't blame a particular
person. Maybe facelift is a way to be competitive in show business.
Still, cheating is cheating. Shame on them.

>>256
You can't be a fan of shaku yumiko.
He did more than twice.

>>256
There is often a lot of pressure for them to get surgery.
Show business is all about a person's image -- you look old, audiences lose interest.
Or so many believe.
Either way, it is difficult to live by one's principals when everyone is watching you age.

That aside, I agree with you.
Vanity is the worst personality trait. Vain people are -- or at least seem -- very hollow.

http://img.blogs.yahoo.co.jp/ybi/1/e4/50/s_wakaokami/folder/1500672/img_1500672_58115037_0?1232543792
http://blog-imgs-29.fc2.com/i/d/o/idol4649news/20090222203630.jpg
Did she change her face back to previous face(already changed though)?

Yulia Nova

>>260
What?

>>257
She' not my type but after I heard she had done mnay face lifts, I got to
dislike her even more.

>>255
him and chad, (a famous /g/ cross dresser), got to chatting and now sparky is cross dressing more than ever.
he also says he has felt a female side of himself and he posts under two trips.
one for male sparky and the other for female sparky.
he has said he also wonders which side of sparky should take over for good.

I bought 2kg protein in this morning.
I'll be just like a bad man(lol

>>263
Sounds like it would make an excellent movie.

Also tonight, unable to sleep well because high temperature.
omg

Synchronized swimming athletes's dancing legs and crotches are too much erotic...
obscene choreography...

beautiful muscle legs...

Synchronized swimming amazonian female athletes attacked me.

http://20.motto-jimidane.com/s/20mai00007125.jpg
http://20.motto-jimidane.com/s/20mai00007126.jpg
http://20.motto-jimidane.com/s/20mai00007127.jpg
http://20.motto-jimidane.com/s/20mai00007128.jpg
http://20.motto-jimidane.com/s/20mai00007129.jpg
http://20.motto-jimidane.com/s/20mai00007130.jpg
http://20.motto-jimidane.com/s/20mai00007131.jpg

http://20.motto-jimidane.com/s/20mai00006966.jpg
http://20.motto-jimidane.com/s/20mai00006967.jpg
http://20.motto-jimidane.com/s/20mai00006968.jpg
http://20.motto-jimidane.com/s/20mai00006969.jpg
http://20.motto-jimidane.com/s/20mai00006970.jpg

>>263
One for male Sparky and the other for female Sparky?
He has a sense of humor. No matter if he is male Sparky or female Sparky,
he doesn't listen to anybody.

i love Arashi
especially Jun matsumoto
he's sooo cute!

Matsujun's eyebrows are too bushy.
I heard that 500 fleas live in each of them.

its　funny
How very like asian mongoloid to say that　lol

>>274 He was a good actor in "Kimi wa petto", however being a Johnny's
elite, he is scary, not cute at all. I find the Arashi boys cold
and not so cute, especially Ohno Satoshi looks dismissive.

can someone explain why Kamaneashi Kazuya is hated so much in Japan?
Raesons other than his looks please.
Is it because of
(a) possessive male Kyon Kyon fans
(b) possesive Turtle fans
(c) other reasons

Hello Japanese 2channelers. There is a site named http://secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/ which is an English BBS like 2channel except smaller.
It is all silly sort of chat geared towards nerds but we would really like some Japanese users who can speak English. Please come and try out your English and say some silly things, thank you.

why should they say "silly" things just to please you?
why don't you use this channel?

>>277
I don't know if Kamenashi is particulary disliked. All Johnny's boys have
their shares of haters. Kyon Kyon's fans are middle aged and it's impossible
for them to hate and be jealous of Kamenashi.

I don't think you can see Akanishi level boys on the street and at your school
while there're boys who is more cool or as cool as Kamenashi at school.
Maybe that's why he is hated? It's like, "I don't understand why Kamenashi
is very popular. He's doesn't deserve it. His look doesn't look exceptional,
and just a little bit above average... Why is he so popular? I don't like him."

>>277
simply, he is not cool. His way of talking and behavior is a kind of...creepy.

hey guys. what's up?
I just wanna ask you guys a question?
It there any good way of stugyin English? What do you recommend the most?

Dude, check your spelling....

Shut the fuck up or answer the question, bitch.

>>282
Read a lot more, write a lot more, speak a lot more and listen to English
a lot more than you think would be OK.

Dude, are you talking to me?

Dude, cut the bull, will you?

>>282
The best way is to keep speaking it!

So said a mute...

>>280 so is Akanishi more popular due to his grade 1 bishounen looks?
I never thought Kame was just above average, he looks like a cat
reincarnated as a human with extraordinarily beautiful eyes. He looks
calm, very calm and sweet and a bit melancholic. Of course you guys would know how he behaves,
I cannot read the news about him unless they are translated.

>>281 What makes you say he is creepy? i am very curious now.

Calm down, guys, you'd be like in a world of shit.

>>291 we are calm. you are having digestion problems. I reccommend
charcoal tablets:

http://www.dime-med.com/Images/Bragg_s_Medicinial_Charcoal_Tablets_250x.JPG
>>

Trick of eyes.

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>>293 my eyes are blurry due to excessive reading.

I'm a Japanese nerd who loves saying silly things.
I'd like to post silly things in English as part of my studying English.
But I don't want to offend anyone here.
I feel this thread much more normal and healthy than that of Japanese.
(That's a good idea, I think)

Or I should go to the VIP Quality site?

if they serve quality sashimi at the VIP site, I will surf there with you.

>>290
I don't know which is popular, Akanishi or Kamenashi. Maybe Kamenashi is
more popluar than Akanishi. What I think is that Akanishi is more handsome.
So I don't know why Kamenashi is more popular than him. Maybe his character.
Kamenashi level boy is in a classroom or at least one in one school, while Akanishi
level boy is rare.

So you like Kamenashi's eyes. You know Kamenashi had his
eyes gotten cosmetic surgery. But you still like his eyes. I don't like artificial ones.
Let's say one actress has nice boobs. The moment I got to know they are
fake and silicon, I wouldn't call them nice boobs anymore. Fake is fake. It's cheating.
You know Kamenashi's eyes were slant and swollen before cosmetic surgery.

By the way, as you might know, Akanishi stayed in America for a year or so.
I don't think his English drastically improved but at least maybe he can communicate with
you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ge7awMEzuE
I doubt he understood what she said. As long as script is at hand, he looks like
as if he had understood what she said by nodding.

>>297 I like his eyes before the plastic surgery. He didn't need surgery, ever.
It's his strange charisma.

What's up? Everyone.
I'm terrible.

>>299 hi terrible-san. what's up

>>297 Akanishi speaks English very well, and he is interviewing Jodie Foster eh?
awesome.

I never think Akanishi is a bishounen
He looks like white pig

Kamenashi with the ugly eyes before plastic surgery wouldn't have fanbase.
Just an ordinary man.

>>298
i just agree with you!!

>>303 i would still be a fan

akanishi is only a snob

>>306 I am not a fan but I want to know why he is considered a snob.
He looks a bit frightened. He seems to get on well with Yamashita. The two
are very funny together.I am a fan of neither of them.

only japanese JANIOTAs　 here？(笑）

no. writing this from the UK

Yeah, right

i　heard　that　Akanishi　dated an under age girl and .......

>>295
I think it's more easy to offend in Japanese rather than in English. Please go ahead!

>>311 he doesnt look the type though. he looks pretty harmless.

aah while the Johnny's fans are here I have aquestion for you.
Is Ikuta Toma half Japanese?

I am a big fun of Hiro Mizushima
He is more more handsome and beautiful than Johnny's small boys

why are you guys excite for Johnny's stars

small? in what way :-D

>>315
I like him too.
But I like HIRO who is a member of EXILE better than Hiro Mizushima.
HIRO is 40.
But he has beautiful long hair.
He always says "Yabai!" "Hachikiremasu!" "Ikiritattemasu!".
Even though he is 40, I think he is cute.

I've just heard about Johnny's small boys and Hiro Mizushima from my daughters.
I didn't know anything about them.
Because I'm a middle aged man who doesn't watch TV except 2channel.

>>313

He is well known as a bloody girlhunter among Johnny's funs

what about ARASHI?

I dont know why Arashi is so popular among Asia

from what I've heard this group is expected to succeed to SMAP

Even though I'm in my late 40s,
I like to put on kindergarten yellow cap.
Do you think I am cute?

And I have thin hair.

>>321
No...
I don't mean everyone who is 40 is cute.
I think only HIRO is cute.
He would be cute if he put on kindergarden yellow cap.
What do you think?

hahaha

>>322
Oh, that's too bad.
But don't worry.
HIRO has beautiful long hair, but his hair is thin a little.

>>321
Just kinky...

>>326
What you say is true.

>>326
I am much less kinky than a man who like to put on panty on his head.

How can I lose.

the man at right edge of the middle row
He's my type ,really cool!


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>>328
uh.... maybe different type kinky
both are different directive.　

Ok.that's enough. Change the topic.

What's your favorite movie?

There are different ways to get over the stress in contemporary Japanese society.

>>332
The Shining
Directed by Stanley Kubrick. :)

REDRUM...REDRUM...REDRUM...

>>334
The kinky one?
I love the movie too.

>>336
What's your favorite movie?

>>337
Enter the Dragon, of course.
Sorry, I'm going to eat out with my daughters.

>>338
Have a nice lunch! :)

>>334
Here's Johnnyyyyyyy!!!

Fight Club is my favourite. I just bought the 2-disc special edition despite the fact that I've seen it several times.

Funny videos.

Transformer Granma and Dancing Granma

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujLe64AaKCY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_AJQaPlOzI

Hi, I'm home.
I was very moved by Bruce Lee who starred in Enter The Dragon.
So I tried to copy his beautiful fight(action), which I failed.
The only thing I was barely able to copy was his kinky shout.

The movie, which I saw in my early teens, had a great influence on me.
I may have been to be kinky. I'm a sort of kinky OYAJI now.

No, I mean I may have been fated to be kinky.

We are in a world of shit.

Sure we are and we can never get out of the world.

middle aged men are not cute. men lose their sweet wild side by the time they are 35-40.
Because men's energy is like a burning fire, compared to women who burn it like a candle, they don't last long
so their youth should be treasured by us women :-D
a men is his sweetest from 23-28. That age window is what all women should aim for.
Go for it girls!

>>330 your fave man, if he had a shave and a modern haircut,
would look like a Johnny's talent.

men over 40 have to make an extra effort to look good. they should exercise
and learn how to let go of things and be more easy going. I have no idea why young
girls like older men, it must be their wallet they like.

women over 30 are done in every aspect. there's no turning back, just decomposing.

on the contrary, women bloom over 30-35, under that age they are
unripe. they get to live longer. they get better with age just like wine. ask the younger
men and they will tell you...

:-D　←　what　is　this？

that is a sideways smile consisting of eyes( : ) nose ( I ) and a smiling mouth ( D )

mature women are just a kinky subgenre of sexual fetishes, such as MILF.
besides, they are more like natto...

should have been:

that is a sideways smile consisting of eyes( : ) nose ( - ) and a smiling mouth ( D )
sorry!

>>354 wrong. since women outlive men and are larger in numbers, life gravitates
towards them in more positive ways than your miserable natto-porn category concept.
real life has nothing to do with the internet enforced categeries you mention.

Apart from their appearance, old man/women who are well skilled in their lives are attractive, I think.

appereance is very important, but has to be with that aura of personal charisma, otherwise it is just
a shallow surface,

don't get me wrong. i like smoke cheese, natto and mature women, but the fact remains
they are a minority by aesthetic standards concerning female beauty in any society.
indeed, the internet reinforces its peculiarity but they are out there.

yes but publishing, internet, media... they have been in the
hands of a few old men with big money until now, of course the whole
world is being forced to viewlife from their point of view.
Humans are like herds, they get to be born into lives set by rules ...by who..? a bunch of old men.
it will be like this for a long time it seems. those who are brave to experience life as it is will see the reality.

well, where there's demand there's supply, and that's how business works.
the same goes for loli to young and fresh girls, which happens to be a dominant preference among
most men in real life.
but that does not necessarily mean you have to be bound to something you don't like, definitely.
go for whatever you like.

>> i disagree with you. you cannot just go for whatever youlike.
There is a profound sense of narcissm in that approach of life.
There is a balance to everything, human relationships are not 1 and 0
life balances it out in unexpected ways. However old men had it too
good for a very very long time. as they get old they feel so insecure, they seek
unxperienced women so they cannot be comapared with younger men. what you are a
mentioning is just a manifestation of that fear. and amazingly the whole
system is based on that.

hm, you seem to be misunderstanding how most men think of things in general.
when a man has a chance to get a car, for instance, he is more likely to go for
a latest brand new model of the year if there's no budget limit. There's no insecurity
involved in the decision making process. that's just what men want. however, there's
some men out there who prefer a certain old model because they are enthusiastic
about it. and this is what i was talking about. clear now?

My preference for women might be a minor one.
For instance, when I was young, I preferred older women rather than younger.
It's lucky for my DNA to survive.
I have been under less competitive circumstances.

this is why older men lose their shine. they index the worth of everything to
money. because that is all they can offer, they think.
The monent you view life according to those set of economical terms,
you are a slave to its hierarchical views. A woman is not a car you drive,
she is a human being capable of much more than you.
You cannot compare scraps of metal to a human being full stop. Unless you
are viewing her as pounds of flesh, that's how it is. That is
such an incredibly narrow view of how life works.

>>364 maybe nature intended younger mnen to mate with older women,
because if there is a child is born, it would be in the hands of an experienced
woman and a dynamic, agile young man. thatis the optimum family to be born into for the baby

It's relatively easy to get married with a woman who is over 25.
Most men love younger women.
If I love older women, I'm under less competitive circumstances.

as a matter of fact, i intentionally excluded the economical factor from the determinants
and narrowed it down to the man's pure desire so you could clearly see what men are like
deep inside. it is true though that life is not as simple and people find deeper meanings for
closeness and intimacy in relationships, but that's a different story of course.
things compensate as you said life balances out in unexpected ways, i suppose.
so it's also true that you can't always get what you want.

My mother is an older woman. I think I love her

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>>368 In nature it is the male that shows off his skills and beauty.
It is the female that makes males compete and she chooses a mate.
Humans have recently broken thatrule by setting up a system that rewards men
with lots of money, and allows them to have relationships that nature would
not normally alllow. So even the most repulsive and old men get to reproduce.
Young women also take advantage of this unnatural system of course.

It's a world of shit.

>>371
All you need is to save up and make your fantasy come true, perhaps.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EURNpbsdw1c

>>369
You are in a world of constipation.

who needs hosts when there are so many free hot men out there...

I suppose they treat you as a princess.
That's why the host business prosper in Japan.

>>375
Not all women can get handsome men.
As well, host clubs like this seem more like a joke.
I'm sure most women go there for a laugh.

The majority of customers of host clubs are actually hostesses who work in the same industry,
prostitutes and middle-aged women with money, and they do spend ridiculous amounts there.
The ace host says he makes 3 to 5 million yen ($30,000 to 50,000) a month. Serious business.

Mental disorders are spreading in Japanese people.
That's one of the ways to get rid of stress for wealty women.
As for me, a meddle aged boring poor man, posting ridiculous things here is one of them.

I mistook.
not
in Japanese people
but
among Japanese people
I suppose threre are a lot of mistakes I don't notice.

>> normal humans should be stress free. stress is good when we are fleeing in the face of danger.
fellow humans can relieve stress. If it is building up, something must be wrong with the way
humans communicate.

dont worry about mistakes. you get the message across very well.
no stress....:-D

That's very kind of you.Thank you!

You are welcome. Life is tough. If you worry about everything life is
unbearable. I try to laugh at my mistakes, my way of relieving stress!
That doesn't mean I am not self critical, but I see that life needs a
lot of laughter to balance out things.

>>381
I agree with you on that point. Normal humans need healthy stress to survive danger.
However, more and more Japanese people feel harmful stress these days. I'm one of them.

>>385 try ki breathing. it promotes oxygen into your bloodstream.

>>385
I'm not 381, but a productive way to get rid of stress is to exercise.
It keeps you healthy physically and mentally.
For example, I go mountain biking when I feel stressed or anxious.

Japanese people have misunderstandings about responsibility of the self.
They regards "adult children" as some excuse.

>>386
That's a good idea. I'll try it.
And I feel great when I feel in union with nature.

>>388
I don't understand what you are saying. For example please.

>>387
Thanks for your suggestion.
I ride a kind of オバチャリ bike to commute for one and half hours a day.
Riding the bike, enjoying nature would be better.

>>390
Sorry, I can't speak English well.
I don't understand what I am saying.too.

Modern culture has failed us. We are becoming numbers and liabilities.
Industrialisation has stripped us of our humanity. We are no better than the machines we produce.
And in some cases, we are worth even less than those machines.

>>391
Riding through the city can be good exercise, but after a while it just becomes routine, doesn't it?
It's much better riding through a forest or hiking trail. Makes you feel alive.

We are in a world of shit as always.

And my shit stinks much better than yours.

:-D

ohhhh, I just come back from restrained!!

Welcome back!

thank you

I like curry rice. How about you?

So do I.
But,,,,Do you think soup curry is curry?

Me too. I like curry rice so much.
I think also soup curry is one of kind of curry.

I didn't know about soup curry.
I just searched internet and I found it looks delicious.
I'm showa-era Japanese and grew up with Bon curry.

( ；∀；) Yes,Yes,soup curry is one of kind of curry!
We needn't fight between a curry group and a soup curry group.

I thought soup curry was Indian curry.
But is is new style Japanese curry?

>>405
Are you from Hokkaido?

Japanese soup curry is Hokkaido's specialty, isn't it?

>>407
Yes,I lived there.

You eat curry shit.

>>408
Yes,it is. The boom began about ten years ago.

>>410
shit surry?

>>411
shit suryy　→ shit curry

>>406
I think soup curry is Japanese taste's Indian curry.

>>410
Japanese people love all kind of curry except shit curry.
My family love barmond curry.

>>414
barmond curyy is a long-time seller.
It's delicious.

>>415
Yeah, It's cheap but delicious curry.
I guess it's going to be more popular due to economic depression.
My family eat the curry more often these days.

>>412
Not shit curry but curry shit. That's the point.

>>417
We eat curry and you eat shit.That's the point.

Shit and curry , both appearances look like close.
But there are big different taste.

>>419
Different taste?
Have you ever tasted shit?

British is ass
American is fool
Australian is idiot
Japanese is blockhead
Chinese is madman
Korean is not human

>>420
yep...I don't wanna remember...
When I sucked my girlfriend's anal...

>>422
I envy you!

>>423
you virgin?

>>416
Ichiro eats curyy every day!

>>424
No, I'm an old male.
My wife wouldn't allow me to do so.
You(young guy) seem to have more experience than me.

shit curry is curry
curyy shit is shit
Well..
When I will have been eating only curry for a month,
will my poop is curry or shit?
I don't know where curry change into shit.

>>425
Rich guy eats rich curry.
We,poor people, eat his shit in an emergency.
We have to survive!

>>428
He appeared this curry's CM...
I thought he ate barmond curry every day.

>>429
Huh? barmond curry?
So his shit isn't going to be rich in nutrients.
We can't survive then.
I have to go out with my daughter. See you later!

Everyday there are topics about shit at this thread. haha

>>431
Which means you come here everyday?

>>432
Because I wanna try to chat in English.
I'm studying English for the exam 英検 pre 2 grade.

>>393 well as an individual you can change that surely.
because a society is made up of ordinary people.

>>433
英検 pre 2 grade?
You have excellent English wrinting skills.
Since I'm studying English, I can see your skills.
You must be kidding!

>>435
must be kidding? hahaha
I don't have excellent English writing skills like you think.
I know my inadequate English skills by my self well.
When I write in and read here, I always desperately look up a word in my electronic dictionary.笑

>>436
I'm new here and...
I thought at first you were a Native English Speaker.
I'm sure you will pass 英検 pre-first grade.

Anyway,nice chatting with you all.
I learned today everybody think their shit don't stink.

It's almost my bedtime. Bye now.

>>401 obviously associated curry with shit. Oh well...

is anyone out there?

where is everyone... I have 300 pages to read but i am so tired. the time is now 23:19.
my eyes... they are closing

even the new turtle-san gakusen interviews cannot keep my eyes from closing

fish-san, have you bathed since your last Roman bath?

how is your non-bathing lifestyle coming along.

i have not properly thanked you for the effort you have put into the 1582
lyrics, so here is a proper one

Thank you very much fish-san...for your time.

here is a song for you, I love Tokyo No 1 Soul Set.

>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4y4QGWR0nY&feature=channel_page

>>436
Are you having trouble remembering English words?
There is software called Anki that will help you.
The next time you want to remember an English word with its meaning, put it into Anki and you won't forget it after some time.

http://www.geocities.com/kidhistory/incestd2.htm

I'm curious about what you all think about the section in this article on Japan and incest, it is way too
long to copy and paste the entire thing here, but here is probably the most striking passage:

The most commonly reported incest occurs when the mother sees her son masturbate as a teenager and tells him, "It's not good to
do it alone. Your IQ becomes lower. I will help you," or "You cannot study if you cannot have sex. You may use my body," or "I don't
want you to get into trouble with a girl. Have sex with me instead."(166) The researchers found that Japanese mothers and sons often
sleep in the same bed and have sex together, although the exact incidence in the population was not investigated. According to the
phone interviews, Japanese mothers teach their sons how to masturbate, helping them to achieve first ejaculation in much the same
manner as they earlier helped them with toilet training.(167) Most of the sons had no sexual experience with another woman, and
became jealous of the mothers' having sex with their fathers, feeling they should have the right to monopolize the mothers - perhaps
helping explain why one informant told a family planning expert: "We have no Oedipal problems in Japan - there's no competition from
the father.(168) Mother recent Japanese book, based on one hundred incest reports, confirms these observations, including the unusually
high rate of mother - son incest, although it, too, provides no way to determine true national incidence rates.(169)

dont talk about curry when eating shit

>>446
There was a movie called "Ma no koku," related to that topic.
It was about a mother and son incest. A very famous actress,
Iwashita Shima, who is now over 60, was in it.
When it was shown, the theme was so shocking that a lot of people
start talking about the issue, but of course it was not a mainstream
tendency in Japan...

>>446
It is complete nonsense

>>446
それって、ちょっと前に騒ぎになった毎日新聞のでたらめ記事を元に書かれたものじゃないの？
そんな話現実に聞いたことないよ。

I don't have time and energy to read through the whole page.
Just reading the exerpt tells me the article is too rediculous to
read further.

I don't know if you know this but one Australian reporter (If I'm not wrong about
his nationality) had been reported similar rediculous stories about Japan's sex
trend regularly on one Japan's newspaper website (English version) for 5 or more years.

The stories he reported wasn't based on facts, which is of course.
The newspaper company he works for is one of the three Japan's major news companies
so some foreigners living abroad may have swallowed such wrong information.
Some people including 2channelers protested against such false and rediculous reports by him.
Some protested in front of the headquarters of the newspaper company.

The newspaper company removed the section of the website he was in charge of.
He got a penalty from the newspaper company but the penalty was so light that
people who protested were furious. He was just ordered to stay home for just
three months or so. He wasn't fired. To think that he had been reported the totally wrong
and misleading information for years, heavier penalty had to be imposed.

The newspaper company claimed they hadn't known what he had been writing.
The problem is the newspaper isn't a tabloid type newspaper so a lot of
people might have believed what he wrote.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIdhK3i3su0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuSyJ13VAnU&feature=related

These are videos of the demonstration.
The reason I guess why they have Japan's flag is some protesters are from the group
called " group who don't tolerate Korean Japanese' privileges."
I don't know much about the group. The newspaper articles by the Australian
reporter degraded Japan's reputation, so the flags might have meant to
show Japan's pride. Not sure. The name of the newspaper is Mainich Daily News.
The reporter is Ryann Connell.

>>448
> but of course it was not a mainstream tendency in Japan...

This part is really misleading. It sounds as if a small portion of Japanese
people did such a thing.

korea also be notorious for incest.
why do they hve only a few family names?
it's seems like quite oddness

>>452
I apologize if what I said here is misleading. My English is very limited
so this kind of complex matters are very challenging to talk about.
Anyways there are confused people everywhere, even here in Japan.
I remember a psychiatrist talking about some very troubled teanagers who
were stressed out from their parents' (in most cases, mothers') expectations.
He was also suggesting there are some inappropriate behaviors (confessed by the
sons) between mothers and sons. Amongst psychiatrists those issues are dubbed
"Otukisan" cases, or something. Of course those teanagers are super paranoid
so that they might see, hear, and experience what they don't.

>>454
I know how you feel as an English learner.
It's hard for me to explain complex things in English, too.
I just thought that "not a mainstream tendency" sounds like a small portion
does such a thing.

Never heard of Otukisan cases, by the way. I have no idea what "Otukisan" means.

>>446
That's what Mainichi fabricated in their tabloid section (only in English version).
When/after their deed was revealed, many people said why Mainichi spread lies like that.
Anyway, you proved our concern was to the point - non-japanese people who love tabloids can easily get tricked into believing it.
If you want to know more about this, check in 2ch and find many people criticised Mainichi for it. You need to read Japanese, though.

hi guys, it hot today in tokyo isnt it?
iv just turned on my air conditioner. so its much better now.
already having had lunch (SUKIYA NO GYUDON), im getting sleepy...

>>455

I might be wrong about the name, though. I just heard or read somewhere
only one time but I thought at that time something like that could happen.
That reminds me of similar things happened in the States.
Some parents sued a bunch of psychiatrists for implanting false memories
in their (grown-up) children. Their children were suffering from some
mental problems and went to see those psychiatrists, and with the help of
hyponosis or something they "remembered" they were talked into doing some
inappropriate behaviors. The parents are saying that sort of things never
happened...

>>446
I guess you like that one. Sounds to me like a stupid tabloid article.

>>458
Imagine being accused of something like that.
Something like hypnosis shouldn't be used for any scientific purposes.
It's dangerous letting someone have control over you, even if that person is a doctor.

>>458
Thank you for the explanation.

Psychiatrists are shady business if you ask me.

hi! i want to study english.
but i dont know how to study.
please teach me english.

>>462
You don't have to study it. Like "I have to memorise this and that"...
Just learn it by actually using it.

Fuck off!

I love little boys

beautiful sexy woman
http://file1.heiwaboke.com/blog/img/2007/10/12/01-0636.jpg

>>467
So what?
Japanese are most people to watch an adult video all of the cuntry. This mean is japan has stupid culture.
We have to delete this shit culture.

America won the war.

WWW2 ?
Yes,you won. Congratulations!

Nanking Massacre is a lie. It didn't exist.
American must prove it by a scientific approach.

America must have respected the creed of Japanese.
They interfered in Shinto.
Don't be silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who on earth told a lie?
It's China!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have no doubt whatever about Japan's innocence.
We japanese,you know, must say the innocence over and over again.

guys calm down and talk about nice things...

concentrate and your mood will change

Because under provocation,sorry.

I don't like both shit curry and curry shit.

I love curry and I started curry topic.
I didn't mean to talk about shit things.
Sorry, it won't happan again by me at least.

>>444
Do you have to read the book for an assignment or something?

You're welcome and thank you for the song. It is a song with beautiful
melody and sounds like a song for people who takes a shower three times a day.

There's good news and bad news.
Since >>157, I took a bath as often as twice. The good news is that the latest is today so at
least you don't need a nose clip today. The bad news is that it's hard to break my
record of not taking a bath amid this heat. I feel like I'm a loser failing to break my record
but I'll keep my head up and keep going. (I should have written "take a shower" not "take a bath" because I don't bathe in the
bathtub in summer.)

This is a song for you in return. It's Crazy Ken Band's new single released
on 22th this month.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbCn9zScK34

I guess the reason why you love the song of Tiger and dragon is you associate it
with the drama whenever you listen to it. This new song has nothing to do with
the drama so I don't know if you like it or not.
If you ask me, I think he sings off key a little bit, though (besides in his other songs).
People in the band's thread like this song as long as I read their posts.

The song is about a man who broke up with a nice woman although they didn't
seem like going out officially. Ambiguous relationship.

Everyone, this is my confession to you all!
I'm gay! I love dicks.

I don't harbor bad feeling toward you gay.

But there is one thing that I really can't understand.
Tell me.How come you love dick that you already have.
I love soft boobs.
If I have boobs and my body is soft, I don't need them.

>>478
You don't know until you put one in your mouth

I want a NEET, This is your chance to have sex for the first time.

>>479
I have a long erect dick and I can put it in my mouth.

But I can't suck my nipple.
So I love big boob nipple.
That's simple for me.

I have a softbollgame tomorrow.
I gets up at six･･･

good night★

Tonight's topic was homo-sexual.
So I mistook ★ for anal(anus).

I had a good time.
It's my bed time. Good Night!

* is good for it than ★.

>>480
You are amazing

>>476 hi fish-san, i have a meeting and i need to prepare myself
on a specific topic. It will determine whether i will be put on a
project that i really would like to pursue. It is a tough book,
600 pages. I am half way through it.
Sometimes it is really difficult to concentrate. I go out and try
to read in air conditioned environments. That way I end up drinking
coffee and that upsets my sleep cycle.

Lots of terminology I am unfamiliar with but I guess this is what
is called "learning".

Congratulations on your shower. I give you a sincere hug. Regarding
your previous record, don't worry. Everything is worth doing once, then
it loses its appeal unless you are really into it. So maybe it is
time to try the "three times showered fresh man" mode.
When you get bored you can always switch to sakana-san mode.

Unfortunately youtube does not allow me to view the video.

"This video is not available in your country due to copyright
restrictions." very strange.

I googled the video to getits name then looked for alternative
sites but they refuse to show me the video. I have no idea why thatis so.
I am very sorry that i could not listen to it.

What country are you from?

if you find my youube channel, i will write it to you.:-S

my entry is from the UK. i can view other CrazyKen band videos with no problems.

Please tell me English
I want to be speaking

>>485
600 pages! Sounds really tough. I heard some kids in English speaking countires
read a very thick copy of Harry Potter overnight on the day they were put on the shelves,
but I imagine it's different if a book has lots of terminology in it.
Hang in there and good luck!

The video is from a channel of a Japan's record label so I think that's why
you can't watch it. The same thing happened when I wanted to watch a music
video which was from an American record label's channel on youtube.

This is the same PV from someone's channel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOs1fz601U0&hl=ja
I think you can watch it this time. This song is about short-lived relationship
with a woman that lasted only during summer.

The lyrics is written from a standpoint of an old man who knows he is a ladies' man
and iches to have fun with/flirt with a woman. He met a woman who is a lot younger than him.
He was attracted to her although he knows he has to behave considering his age.
He's into her so much that he can't control his feeling to her and is excited and perplexed
at the same time like a boy in his early teen who doesn't have many expreiences of going out with a girl,
although he's a playboy. Actually he can't eat enough because of symptoms like love sickness.

It's not that they were officially going out but spent the whole summer together
like a man and woman in relationship. They kissed and all that like a couple in
relationship. He was dumped by her at the end of summer. He knew the relationship
wouldn't last long. He reminisces about the good time they spent. He drives alone
to the beach where they had a good time after the breakup.

Not sure this is based on Ken's personal experience. Enjoy!

>>489
You can chat about anything here.

>>486
You are from the world of shit.

>>491
How does it feel like to live in a world of shit?

>>492
Please tell me your shitty story.

>>493
I can't remember any particular shitty stories.
Although, I don't mean my life is full of happiness.

>>468
Bob,were you so beside yourself that you could scarcely tell fact from fiction?
You cut in on our conversation,saying,"America won the war."
But everybody ignored you.

I intoroduced you to my folks, and they took to you at once.
Since you are lazy at heart,you frequnetly neglects your duteies.
While you were at work,Jennifer was at home absorbed in silly soap operas.
You likes cartoons,but i don't thinki much of them.
As a matter of fact, they're boring.
While Jennifer was standing still,you were pacing back and forth along the sidewalk.

You stick to his moral principles and believes that honesty pays off in the long run.

>>490 Thank you.
I will do my best as you say in Japan (I love that expression)

Unfortunately it is impossible to watch that video as well. The same message appears.

So what i did is i googled the video link again. this time i noticed the is Crazy
Ken band official site. I clicked and was able to listen to only a part of the song, i think itis
the first song? Beacuse he sings about a "girlfriend".


>>http://www.crazykenband.com/contents.html?special/girlfriend

It sounds OK , buti need to listen to the whole song to give you my impression.
I will try to find the whole song via other means,

>>490 Found it!

>>http://w11.mocovideo.jp/movie_detail.php?KEY=pbCn9zScK34

this allows me to watch it. it was youtube being plain nasty!

Thanks for the song! The song gets better as it progresses and becomes verycatchy.
Ithink it will be my "tune of today" as I will hum it to myself. Very catchy and
optimistic sounding despite he is separated from the girl. Wow she is so pretty.

I now realis ethat the sadness
is delivered visiually this time. He refuses to get out of the car! she waits and waits...
This is incredibly sad! I expect him to go to her side but he doesn't. Something holds him back.
At one point i think he thinks his car is the real girlfriend!

that was fun. internet is amazing isnt it. people on the other side of the world can communicate
and talk about music like this. it is so amazing.

>>475
You aren't to blame. Curry is great food.
I didn't know the meaning of "shit" like this until looked up it in my electoronic dictionary.

I(We) have already acquired a sense of using "Shit" since I was (we were) a child regardless of languages.

I always cook curry in a microwave oven.

�@Put vegetables , anything you like, in a microwave-safe ontainer.
�AMicrowave it reasonably and take it out.
�BAdd water, Microwave it and take it out again.
�CChop curry roux and add the flake of rous to the ontainer.
�DMicrowave it last and my curry is complete.

Let's lead a curry life!

>>445
Yes, yes.
My now worst problem for studying English is remembering words.
Right away I searched, downloaded and used Anki software.
This is pretty useful.Thank you so much!!!!!!!

Oh shit!

Oh,marijuana?

virginia tech murder is korean

In my very young age, I was a boy who takes a masturbation three times a day.
It had to be a break but it often ended up main thing.

Now I feel I am too old to lead a sex life unlike crazyken does(I'm almost the same age as him).
But everything has a bright aspect. I can concentrate on my English studying after work.
My present sex life is just imagination. It doesn't exhaust me. Besides, It's compatible with studying English.

Speaking of imagination, probably because of Sunday night's chat here,
I'm having persistent diarrhea, started Monday. I had to take this afternoon off from work.
Now I really regret having said that I eat shit.

Although I am not a real shit eater.

I forgot to tell you an important thing.

>>504
Do you live in Virginia or Korea?

Well,it's a very important thing.
You must tell us again and again.

sound like solitary

tonight is just like beginning fall.

Now yet July

Have you got to that web today?

As I have a wife, technically I have a mate to have sex with.

What an unfaithful story!

I'm faithful to my wife.
Whenever I have sex, the mate is my wife.

>>496
Oh, the second link doesn't work either? I wonder why.
It's good you managed to watch the PV, anyway. You have a good google search
skill. The video seems quite relevant to the lyrics different from the Kamenashi's PV you
mentioned before.

And yeah, Internet is amazing but I'm beginning to take it for granted.
The first time I chatted with someone from half way around the globe, I was moved.
It was like, "Wow. Beyond time difference and distance, we are sharing the same moments
both tapping keys in front of PC!" Now the excitement is fading away.

>>516
If you change the subject of chat, a new excitement may come.

>>517
I don't know about that. It's not the matter of what you chat about.
What I was amazed back then was the technology of Internet that connects
people around the world. Now I take it for granted.

It's HOT and HUMID!

>>519
Can't you just say, "muggy"?

>>520
Does muggy mean hot and humid? If so, you can say that.

>>521
I don't know what else that be?
Do you?

virginia tech murder is korean
korean is sucker

>>523
You've just proved that Koreans are far superior to their neighbor.

far superior to north korea?
i think there is nothing between both of u lol

くなくな>>55555

good morning.

good morning, rG ◆rG.LuIBxvfgl.
how are you this morning? is everything running smoothly?

>>528
I'm unusually very fine this morning. Thank you. And you?
Uh, Sadly, my life isn't called like running smoothly at present.
But I can still lead a life barely.

Can you save a white woman when you see her walking with
a negro hand in hand?
Do you have courage to fight for your own people?
Are you just another lazy guy who is poisoned by computer games?

>>530
Are you in a world of shit?

>>531
Sometimes I feel so. But actually I don't know.

World of shit skin?

>>530
I want to save a woman, if there is a right reason to save from someone.
My a few righteous courage might have been killed by among leading a life.
I don't like doing computer games.

i have fuckin stomachache...shit ;<

>>534
Are you white?
You were born winner.

>>536
I am Japanese. So I am not white.
And you? White?

Why you keep to dwell on color?
When I found such a message (worn-out segregative words) 2CH here,
I seem that a person who took the trouble to write this is just to wanna be blamed and be care because lonely.

人種を色で表現するのは差別語にあたるのでやめたほうがいい。
BlackとかWhiteとかアメリカで使うと差別語使う人間と思われる。
白人ならCaucasianと言ったほうがいい

Black, white, Japanese, Korean... who cares? You can't base someone on their ethnicity.
You do that and you'll either look up or down on them. You'll never see them as your equal.
And that's really stupid, since all humans are exactly the same.
We're all just idiots, living in worlds of shit.

i like japanese girls becuz they r ugute!
they r pigging cool and amazun!!

>>540
I wish I was pigging cool!

>>541
shut the pig up!!!

>>542
You pigging to me, punk? You better not be pigging to me.

>>543
im pigged off!! get the pig out of here!!

>>544
I'm gonna pig you up so hard, man, you won't know what pigged you.

You're in for a real pigging, boy. Next plane to Japan, you'll see me there, ready to pig.

After all, all human races are things of brother.
It understands.

>>538
知ったかすんなよｗ

Which do I believe in >>538 or >>547 ?

All human beings are in a world of shit. So we are also there.

>>539
Well,
I think so too about this, "And that's really stupid, since all humans are exactly the same."
If someone just trust "All humans are exactly the same." It lack the reality touch.

In fact, the world is coated by discrimination of race and nationality and...more more all over everyone know.
But there are a lot cases like that different race people should work together at city.
So if you have discriminatory segregatery principles, you should hide away it well as you can in real society.
Secret in your mind.
Please don't increase unnecessary stress any more for working and living.

Do you know the meaning of "world of shit"?
Can you translate it into Japanese?

>>551
As to translate literally, "world of shit" is "糞の世界" in Japanese.

>>552
Oh,I said to >>549.
I'm sorry that "Can you〜?" was rude?
but thanks. I'm got it.

Looking at this thread, I feel like I've grasped the true meaning of the universe.

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Yes, you guessed it, Piet Mondrian's "Composition 10".

It's beyond my grasp...

2can is a world of shit. It's a common sense among Japanese.
So we are supposed to be shit brothers.
White, Black, Yellow, neither make sense.
We are totally equal in this world, no matter who we are or where we are from.

You mean, common sense among Japanese who do not know the site well.
Many of the specialized sections on 2ch has helped me in many ways during my time, even this thread has had its share of nice chats.

I agree with you on the opinion that we are all basically equal, but you can't clump that together with 2ch being shit....

I mistyped.
not
2can
but
2chan

It's also beyond my grasp...

>>557
>this thread has had its share of nice chats.
I agree with you on that.
But it's exception.
I'm new on this thread. At my first visit here, I was astonished that there were many nice chats.

People on 2chan usually throw shit each other.
And I like to write silly things on 2chan includes here.

I mistyped again
not
exception
but
exceptional

Can American understand the distinction between shit curry ana curry shit?
If they can, I must admit the world of shit.

>>562
What's that?

>>563
Well, probably
curry shit is curry-tasting shit.
shit curry is shit-tasting curry.
shit is poop,excrement,feces,stools!

アホくさ

i don't understand what u r talking about.
that's what >>563 means...

I think
curry shit is curry-looking shit.
shit curry is shit-looking curry.
So the former is totally shit.
But the latter is delicious curry when you close your eyes.

If American discuss about curry and shit like Japanese, world is peace.

>>568
eh... dude, what's that?

>>567
You genius?

Please realize that most people who talk about [shit] in this thread are trolls.

Also, please keep in mind that not all people here, Japanese or otherwise, are racist.
To people who'll inevitibly say 氏ねチョン, I merely wish to say that uninformed hatred is the same as racism.
In short, "At least know them and the English language enough to post a decent inflammatory arguement"

>>548
いやおれが普通にアメリカ人の女友達に会話の中でblack people、white peopleって言い方したら
吹き出して、その言い方はまずいでしょｗ　って言われた
人は人だから色で分けるような言い方は差別語とされていてタブーだって
日本語じゃ白人、黒人って言い方するんだけどね。
それをそのまま英語で使うとpolitical correctnessの問題になる

>>571
Where are you said "氏ねチョン"?
If at 2ch, you should not take up all.

If at real life, you should know that such racists are not ALL of people.
Maybe, no racist world don't exit anywhere on the earth.
So you should train the eye for good judge about racist or not.

Good night.

In English, please?

>>554
http://www.abcgallery.com/M/mondrian/mondrian39.jpg
Is it this?
haha

>>572
thanks

>>572
You can't speak decent English. You insist that you talked with American
friend, but it's just your imagination because you can't even post here
in English. Don't act like Mr. wise man.

so what?

>>577
>You insist that you talked with American
>friend,
this convinced me that u r the one who can't speak decent english haha!

>>572
そいつがそういうヤツだったってこと
そういう言論警察みたいなこと言う人間こそ
かなり政治的に偏向していると考えた方がいいよ
あとキミが日本人だから上からモノ言ってる可能性あるね
教えてやるってさ

Oh well, "Chat in English" has no meaning here...

If that is true, is there any problem?

Probabably on youtube they've posted comments in japanese.

>>580
だったらアメリカ人にきいてみなよ。
個人の意見じゃなく一般論ってわかるから。

eh... dude, tell me which part of "Chat in English" you don't understand?

>>577
so, if i dont talk in english here, u conclude im not able to speak english?
what a frivolus idea!
Quel age avez-vous? je veux savoir
oops! this is french! i always mix'em up!
its just becuz im retarded i guess...
actually she is not my friend but my girlfriend
i didnt wanna tell the truth
just because i know u say thats my fancy. my fancy my fancy...
but the saddest thing is ... no room for that!
sorry if i sound offensive but i dont mean to!

>>571
How is "shit" a troll remark? I don't think anyone's really insulted by it.
I thought people were just having some shitty fun.

hi guys
sorry to break in

>>586
"u"..."becuz"... At least type in proper English, and not like a preteen boy on Youtube.

>>589
say that to american ppl

>>589
That was mean thing for me to say, wasn't it?
I'm sorry. ;_;
Let's hug.

Good morning.
cicadas are noisyyyyyyyyy

>>516 Hi Fish-san. you might be right about me relating the Tiger and Dragon song to
the drama. so far I have not found another song that hits then nail on
the head like that one does. I need suspense and ambiguity in the clip or a strong sense
of some other emotion.

Actually there is another one but a really short one. I hope, I do not offend anyone by askingthis.
I feel sometimes Japanese anime/drama/music loves to make fun of certain things that are distinctly Western.
I totally love that attitude.

Here it is, "rising Sun" by Tokyo no 1 Soulset, my absolutely favorite band.

My question is: When singing it, can you hear "Gaijin son", or is it me imagining again.
I hope my question is not offensive.

http://tinyurl.com/mb9362

By the way I dedicate the song to all 2chansters.

I still think it is awesome to be chatting to Japanese
people from this side of the world. One day when we run out of energy and silicon
this may no longer be possible. We should appreciate it while it lasts.

I have a lot to say about my Japanese lessons but need to go now. I have an
important meeting tomorrow.
I have many discussion topics to share with you, all whizzing
in my head. for later...

>>592
Good morning, rG ◆rG.LuIBxvfgl.
How are you this morning? What did you have for your breakfast?

We are in a world of shit today as we were yesterday.

>>595
Only maggots in the world of shit.
Are you one of them?

shit skin obama!

>>597
baka kiero deteke temeega shit da!

What are you guys gonna do today?
Have you already gone swimming this summer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM&feature=related

Sooooooooo cute video.

shit skin obama!

>>599
No,I haven't.
If I were in Okinawa, I would go swiming.
I don't have much money. I can't go.
Nearby beaches are dirty.

>>601
May you be released from the world of shit!

america is now in the hands of shit skin obama
aerica is now in the world of shit

Don't feed the troll.

Through examitantion? sorry.

>>599
I 'm going to study at home all day long.
What are you going to do?

>>602
You can go to city swimming pool.

>>607
Study? Don't be stupid. You should go to swimming pool to
see beautiful girls in swim suite.
I have no one to go to swimming with so I think I'll take a nap.

>>608
Studying makes me very very happy.
You should go to the library to study and to see beautuful girls in studying suite.

>>600
Sure,but...
I don't think"Sooooooooo",but "Soooo".

Shat in English.

あ

age

>>613
Setsuko...it's sage ya...

We Japanese call 2chan "a world of shit".
But don't take it too literally.
I use the terms, respecting people outside of 2chan.

The Japanese say, つまらない物（自分自身の場合は者）ですが…….
We often use the expression when we give a present to someone.
つまらない物　means valueless thing.
The literal meaning is,
Please forgive my rudeness for giving you(worthy person) such a worthless gift.

Being humble(showing respect toward other people) is Jananese trait.

It was hard to explain the shit because of my poor English ability.
Today's me is serious.

but saying the world of shit to 2ch is a kind of self-deprecation

>>615 Thank you for teaching us something new.
I am taking note of whatyou said in my noto.
My reading is not so good so Iwill write it as is and hopefully be
able to read it when I learn the chinese characters
~(right now Ican only read Hiragana and Katakana)

Please tell us more about such phrases. For instance replying like
"o kage sama de" to "o-genki desu ka?"

>>615 Your english is fine!! no problem

>>617
I think
お陰様で(o kage sama de) means literally "for the grace of God"
I like the phrase very much.

I think the phrase takes on a deeper meaning, like,
I owe my present good health and happiness to the support of you(God and people around me).
This is another example of respecting other people.

>>617 Thank you for the explanation. I shall take a note of that too.Now it makes a lot of sense.
I think every nation on earth should teach others how they respect
humans and how they express it in their language. That way maybe
we can develop an overall respect for all things in life.

>>593
To my ears they're singing "Rising sun" not "Gaijin-san."
You were just joking, weren't you?
Maybe sometimes we might make fun of Western things but in most cases, we admire them.
That's what I think.

>>593 thanks! I So it was my imagaination. Still, I sing it that way.
I listen to music in languages that i do not understand, for instance , French,
and imagine they are saying something completely different.
It is highly entertaining.

>>for instance one of my favourite Hyde songs, Countdown's, imagined lyrics:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm_atECn0JM

>>620
Thank you for reading my English entry.
You encouraged me to study English much more.
Well, it's approaching my bed time. Good night.

Good night! sleep well and best of luck with your studies.

Shit Skin Obongo!

>>584
あんたの個人的な一回きりの経験は分かった。
だけどそれを一般化することはできないんだよ
オバマ大統領も普通にブラック、ホワイトと言ってるだろうが

Republican,
black, white, Hispanic, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled -

それはどう見ても対比のためで、
単発で出したらまずいと思いますけど。
あ、>>584じゃないよ俺は。

>>602
Are you living in kanagawa?
shonan beach is not a romantic place as it is belived to be, isn't it?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/12/28/AR2007122802448.html

ブラックブラックって普通に言ってまんがな

センサスで白人、黒人という分類が消え、コーケイジャン、アフリカンアメリカン
という風に表記が生まれたのは知ってる。
これは、PCの問題と共に、ヒスパニックだけど白人　とか　ヒスパニックだけど
黒人とか　北アフリカや中東の人間は白人か？　といった紛らわしい
問題を整理するために生まれた妥協策であったとも考える。日常的に白人黒人という言葉を
使うのがタブー視されてるとはちょっと信じがたい。
ヨーロッパ系白人に見えない中東系アメリカ人（例　アフマネジャド）が日常的に白人とは呼ばれて
ないだろうし、かと言って日常的にコーケイジャンとも呼ばれてないだろう。
統計上はコーケイジャンだけどね

>>631
If you don't post in English, just go away, Mr. wise man.

Iranians are NOT the Arabs AT ALL.

>>624
Your sentences contained meaningful word.
fufufu.

まじでblackとかwhiteをアメリカで普通に使っていいと思ってんなら常識なさすぎる
ていうか自分で考えるんじゃなくてアメリカ人何人かにきいてみたら一発で分かるだろうに
who is the black guy?　←　例えばこの表現使って差別の意味なく普通に使えますか？ってきいてみなよ

アホかこいつ

>>635
Shut up, you asshole.
This is a thread where you chat only in English.
Make sure your stupid opinion is written in English before you post again, moron.

アホかこいつ

Don't feed the troll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7-E1qTVJgE

If you don't know what kind of web forum you are in now, check this
article.

http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/magazine/16-06/mf_hiroyuki?currentPage=all

>>629
Saitama...
Sure,it's not romntic.
I would rather want to fish than swiming whenever I visit.

saitama?
Saitama doesn't have nearby beach.
What beach are you refering to?
People in saitama go to enosima beach usually?

>>643
You know what? 90 minute train ride takes us to great beaches in Kanagawa. Saitaman can be any beach in Kanagawa haha!

Do you go to kanagawa beach because it's a status symbol?

You just go to there only for the transportation reason?

How about chiba beach?

In my opinion tokyo doesn't have any beach.
Am I right?

I assumed tokyo people go to enosima beach.
But I don't know the case of residents in the eastern side of tokyo
like adachi, katushika, ecogawa.
They might go to chiba or ibaraki beach.

Are there any beach in tokyo bay? The west coast of chiba
is too far from tokyo.

There seems to be a beach in tokyobay around narashino in chiba.
I don't know the size and popularity of this beach.

I will let foreigners here know the brand image of municipalties
in the kanto region.
Tokyo> Kanagawa > saitama or chiba > ibaraki or tochigi
I'm not sure gunma is kanto in the first place.
IT seems to be, but too far from tokyo.

Easy access means a lot. That's one thing that attracts me.
Waves in Chiba is so much nicer than those in Kanagawa though.

>>644
I thought "nearby" was "nearest" and "beach" was a symbol of sea.
I only compared the Kanto's sea with Okinawa's.

Beaches in Oki? They are really something. Can't simply compare them to those in the Kanto areas. Man, Oki is a great place for anyone who loves anything related to seas.

In my image chiba beach is better, more lucid and wavy.

I've never visited there though.

I'm not a Saitaman but a Okinawan living in Saitama.
Kanto's sea ,I think,is proper for fishing.
I don't know that Kanto's sea is proper for surfing.

NEETs only surf on the internet, so there's no need for them to compare beaches.

>>652
Really. Now I understand why you think kanagawa beach is a world
of shit.
The colour of sea is dark and we can hardly see the fishes.

By the way, do you look like kojima yoshio?

What a small world you are living in!
Not only NEETs is here.
I'm not a NEET.

>>655
I don't like Kojima Yoshil.
To be precise, my mother is not an Okinawan.

NEETs >>>> Okinawans

>>657
I don't like
↓
I don't look like

I like kojima yoshio a little.

I lost. You NEETs? You win.CongraCongra!

If you speak the Okinawan language, you win.

I lose after all.
I can't speak Okinawan Japanese.
I'm a halfway Okinawan.
You win.

Shit skin obama wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

At least, your right or left buttcheek is Okinawan, so when you become unemployed,
you'll be a half-assed Okinawan NEET. Then you'll win.

OH, I may win? But..I'm a genius.
The world won't permit it.
When I am a NEET,the world will be over.
I must defeat the world of shit.
I have to defend the human rece against Shit Nemesis.

I know Goya curry is your dinner tonight, you win.

Well,There're three goyas in my fridge.
I'm happy only to see them.
A goya disturbed me.Two is normal.Three is best.

I sometimese eat Goya curyy.
I may win you,but don't neet the victory.

More than 900 of TOEIC can be here?

Must be over 9000.

My scouter can measue up to 990.
Yours must be up-to- date scouter.

Okinawan is sucker.
They should all die in WWII

I think that persons who say Okinawan is sucker is real sucker.

test

wow!
I can post here!XD
My provider was restrained writing in 2ch.

But I have to leave for watching "Kiki's delivery service".
Bye now.

Kiki is so cute.
I like her character!!
And this animation's musics are really good I love.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d25/guymelef_rod/kds.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2bAg1HM-8g

Do you hear "open the curtains" or English dub?

Oh,I mistook.
Did you hear〜?
but I sloved it by >>675.

>>676
?
What is "open the curtains"?
I have never heard it.

Sorry.
Used songs of Jpanese original and English ver. are different.
Japanese original song is "やさしさに包まれたなら"
The words of the song say "カーテンを開いて〜♪".

>>679
Oh yes yes, I know.
I watched japanese version on TV program "Friday road show".
The lyrics translated Japanese to English,
I couldn't notice that it's same lyrics because I remember this lyric as in Japanese. :P

>>680
Perhaps my translaiton was wrong. xD

Your linking video was unknown to me.
It's very funny. I enjoyed.Thank you.

>>681
Yeah, this video is funny. I think so too.
So put link here. :P
I'm glad you enjoyed too.

Shit skin!

I must defeat the world of shit.
I have to defend the human rece against Shit Nemesis.
I must heve an eye on you.

>>684
You're into "Full Metal Jacket" too much, aren't you?

>>685
No. I used to be into "Famicom Wars".

Shit skin is not human!
defeat shit skin obama!

Little boy

We are in a world of shit.

Good morning!
August starts today.
Summer fully.

Hello Japan....

The world is turning into a new world of shit.

>>692
Why you always post it "world of shit" here?
Are you a Japanese?

>>687
You should see yourself in the mirror.
There must be a shit.

We should name this thread
Chat in Shit

I don't know why so many English speaking people like to say shit.
Is that their culture?

I don't think so all, but a part of this cultures.

>>696
We Japanese raraly say くそ in everyday conversation.
Women never use the word.

you guys sound like a bunch of faggots, no offense lol >___>

why is every other post a sage?
What's wrong with the thread being bumped?

ANSWER NAO

>>699
That's another example of respecting others.
But that does't mean I always post a sage.
I want to use あげ effectively.

>>698
I think the reason why some people post with "sage" is their posts
isnt worth getting much attentions, meaning their post is worthless.
They know their posts are less than nothing.

Of course there are other reasons to use "sage" as you know, though.

You ,living in the world of shit, are goning to meka a shit thread.
The thread is full of shit.
There exist your utopia.

>>702
That's why 2chan is so popular in Japan.
2chan is a sort of utopia being full of shit.
Even a decent woman throws shit in the world.

>>703
Would you show me the source of your information?

>>704
That's nonsense in a nosense world.

not
in a nosense world
but
in a nonsense world

You go to Korea.
They like shit much more than Japanese.
They can change shit into drink "トンスル".

>>697
くそ ( is translated shit to Japanese literally ) sounds like really coarse.
A nuance of くそ is as if an illiterate old guy say at pub.
So almost Japanese people don't choice くそ, but they use キモイ, ありえない and シネ etc instead.
about same frequency , I think.

When you have to survive, you will eat anything.

>>709
Yes.
Then if I have someone who need me ( for example if I have my infant children ),
I will eat anything for surviving.
But if no one need me fortunately, I don't wanna eat shit, cockroach and anything.
Then maybe die alright.

I cannnot eat them,too.
But I can eat cicadas.
Probably it tasetes very crispy.

Your father will eat anything if necessary,to save your life.

>>711
Really!?
Did you have such a experience to eat cicadas!?
I have never eaten insects.

>>713
No,I never have. I only got it from a book.
If I remember right, fried cicadas.

But I've ever eaten grasshoppers,bees(grub ana imago) and ants.
I seems to be able to eat it.

Western people never eat Whale.
In an age of poverty(after world war2), we ate Whale to survive(take protein).
Is that a sin?

It couldn't and can't be sin.
I alway eat Whales when i visit Kushiro's market.

When my first visit to 2chan, I was shocked to see many people eat shit delightedly.
I know now that was their recreation activity.

>>717
Do show me the source of it?

We proved it.
We are in a shit of world, aren't we?

You didn't. I have never seen the shit of world.
I want to see it,but it doesn't exist.

It does exist in our brains.

Shit age

and anti-shit sage

>>721
It's your brain. Not mine.

Most of post are worthless except yours.

Little boy

How do you know my dick is little?

There you go into the shit of world.

I will explain some English colloquial phrases that non-native speakers of English would probably take literally.

"to take the piss"

This basically means "to make fun out of" or to insult.

Examples

John: "Wow Bob, your bald spot is getting bigger each day. I can almost see my face in the reflection!"

Bob can say:
"John, don't take the piss out of me."
"That's not funny! It actually really takes the piss!"

It can also be used this way (to call something insulting):
"You really thought you could beat me liek that? That takes the piss."

Keep in mind that "piss" is considered a swear word!

I understand.

RAHOWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Japanese is also the people of color.
Will you make an enemy of Japanese?

Japanese are sure of defeating racism like WW�U.

When I get bumped from behind, I(Japanese man) say, おかまをほられた(getting butt-fucked by a faggot).
I wonder if there is a similar expression in English with this humorous tone.

By the way, fortunately,
I never got bumped by a car while driving.
That means my anus is still virgin.

I don't want to make an enemy of gay people.(Just joking, Sorry)

k, saging cause my post is worthless lawl :0

>>735
when you get bumped from behind you say
"I'm a huge faggot, please rape my face"

It's a common thing to say by drivers ;___;

In addition, speaking of anus,
In Japan,
If you have a huge ass hole, that means you are an important figure(big-gun).
I mean ★ is better than *. Do you understand?

How about in your country?

>>738
I understand perfectly, that is fascinating

we say you have a long e-penis ie a lot of power, lots of influence
in text it looks like this 8==========================B

i wish i had a big epenis, i want people to respect me online ;____;

heh... maybe some day

>>739
We lost, you won.
But I think mine is harder than yours.
I can use it as a coat hanger.

Sorry, it's my bedtime. Good night.

>>741
no way it's harder

nite

RAHOWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It seems like some of you here were in a world of shit at night again.

Diane Orrett is a female rakugoka from Liverpool, the birthplace of the Beetles.

The below are videos where she talks about rakugo and her life as a rakugo performer.
http://www.diane-o.com/jp/rakugo/index.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCOetjUZvFk

>>745
Pretty interesting. I like how the background music is Yellow Submarine
but on the shamisen.

RAHOWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>746
I didn't notice first but yeah, it's sure from the Beatles song!
The first time I saw her on TV, I thought she was American and had thought
she was until I posted 745.

The reason is she's extremely cheerful to the extent I feel kind of annoying.
Maybe it's just me but the way she talks and acts, at least to me, resembled American.

I want to early watch DB.

DB? Does it mean Dragon Ball Kai?

Speaking of Dragon Ball, is there a fan of Dragon Quest 9 here?
It was really good. I enjoyed it very much. I spent 60 hours on the game.
Still I haven't completely finished it. There are many "quests" that I still
haven't completed. Even I haven't become a Super Star.
Anyway, according to Square Enix, more than 3 million copies of DQ9 was published already.
Amazing, isn't it?

I don't play any video games although I know the names of some famous
games such as Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest.

If I can play free erege somewhere on the net, I want to try once.

>>750
Yes, it does. I don't have a hardware of playing it.

>>743
Are you an enemy of Japanese?

enemy or friend
black and white or colored
loser or winner
boss or subordinate

Who cares?

white pigs or yellow monkeys

http://a12.chip.jp/0344460/
Where country is his?

I heard once that yellow monkeys ate white pigs to survive in wartime - World War II.
What a terrible event!

A real shit agent would never write here.
He(or she) is a lower agent at best.

The day will soon come when the shit of world doesn't exist all over the world.
That's why i must struggle against the shit of world.

>>756
I don't know,but he? is who? Is this site safe?

nigger woods & shit skin obama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>759
yes, this site is safe.
Maybe he is a japanese took plastic surgery.

he or she looks more white than white wannabe hamasaki ayumi?.

It that's thanks to a plastic surgery, why not hamasake take a
plastic surgery from the same surgeon.

>>761
Surgery!? I can't believe.
He must be a Westerner.

oh, don't forget another wanna be, pathetic okabe manabu known
as gackt?

>>762
She wants to be a white?
That's a new to me.

who os okabe manabu? famous japanese?

He is a pop musician "Gackt."

>>765
Look her make-up which makes her more white
and transiton from older face to
new face by plastic surgery.

>>766
okabe manabu is the real name of gackt, self proclaimed genius. lol

sorry okabe satoru is the correct pronunciation.

岡部学

and don't forget carismatic legend, hyde from rarukanshell!
LOLLOLOLOLOLOL

http://www.veriteclinic.com/topics/eye.html
oh....

In my opinion, I think she is a westener.
If she had taken a plastic surgery, wealthy Michael Jackson must have
taken a surgery earlier than her and became white ealier than her.

>>768
Yes,that's right.
but "white wannabe" is unknown.
Look maiko. They are real white.

maiko don't deform their face.
Only gackt,hamasaki and seiko matsuda do.

White is not defined by skin color only.
Rather the structure of face is more important.

http://www.veriteclinic.com/topics/eye.html
He is winner.

http://www.medicalschool-navi.jp/contents/jisseki.html
He is winner.

My example appears to have been wrong.

I don't think that Japanese women don't want to get the skeleton of Westerner,
Japanese men don't regard women of Westerner as a sexual desire.

a man in http://www.medicalschool-navi.jp/contents/jisseki.html
doesnt look white.
this guy is the same as http://a12.chip.jp/0344460/ this guy?
the man in http://a12.chip.jp/0344460/ looks white.
he wears light contact lens and white skin color.

Those three guys are the same person?
Michael Jackson should have learned from him!

>>778
doble edged eyes, thin long nose.
These are what attracts women most.

Look shaku yumiko! LOL
http://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&rlz=1T4GGLG_jaJP317JP225&um=1&q=%E9%87%88%E7%94%B1%E7%BE%8E%E5%AD%90%20%E6%95%B4%E5%BD%A2&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw

Almost anything physical can be done by plastic surgery.
That's the real the shit of the world.

>>781
No! Look Michale Jackson.
He failed to be white!!!!!

I say about "skeleton".

Not "japanese→→ideal→→westerner"

I think "japanese→→ideal"
or "japanse→→idea←←westerner"

There is no crime in being White!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hail Victory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob Mathews, RIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

We've suddenly gotten into a world of shit again.

2ch only exist in our brain.
You can be anyone!
This is a world of shit.

The day will soon come when the shit of world doesn't exist all over the world.
Let's hope so together.

Everyone has shit in them.
We can't be like God.

That's why 2chan is the world's largest forum (that stinks).

I will support the Communist Party.

I eat white pig everyday

We are no shit.

But like it

The shitist do well, and the good guys suffer from it.
There's something wrong with this world.

We must accept as it is.

Stop shitting around.

お前らまじ馬鹿だな

>>796
What makes you think so?

>>796
You may supply us with good talks.

Don't feed the troll.

>>799
Wno are fishermen?
Both >>796 and a shitist? OK?

War is easy to begin but hard to end.

>>801
Everybody knows that. But, people continues it again and again.

I think so.
We must not make the chain of malice.
Chinese,Korean might think they have privilege to wreak revenge on Japanese.
But if they attack Japan and Japan survive,
we will wreak revenge on them and vanish them from the earth in order not to make the chain.
Therefore we mustn't begin war.

Love is easy to begin but hard to stop.

I think so.

( skip )

Therefore we mustn't begin falling in love.

sex is easy to begin but hard to stop.

Stupidity is prevalent here as if it is a contagious disease.

I don't think so.
If you were the most unequaled energy, you would shoot ( ) and end.
Except you are the master of enegy ( ).

→
If you are the most unequaled energy, you will shoot ( )and end.

What you think or don't think doesn't really matter, since stupidity is an existential fact that
could expand practically infinitely to everyone else without being realized or checked.
Hence, I refuse to interact with you the way you want to.

Genuine stupidity is undetectable to anyone who owns it in their mind.

This place is also where you can enjoy stupidity.

Indeed.
Obvious stupidity is obvious, however.

Yeah, it's obvious to others, not to themselves orz...

Many Japanese enjoy stupidity in 2ch,

hahaha
They know the others think themselve so.

Although people here call me stupid, they call me intelligent in real life.

dude, that won't happen...

Do you know, very few people speak Enghish in Japan?

Then you're one of the very few exceptions, aren't you?

When we eat "Bagoooon" at midnight, a bagoooon monster appears.
I've never seen it, but it must be very scary, so I don't always eat instant Yakisoba at midnight.
Now I 'm eating it. It's safe.

>>821
Hah, there are no Bagoon monsters in Europe, it's midnight now and I can eat
instant noodles as much as I want!
I have to eat them with garlic sauce though, or the vampires will get me...

I'm Japanese and I know what Bagoon is but don't know about Bagoon monsters.

>>815
What in the world of shit do you think you are?

yakisoba bagoon is popular or known in Enrope?
It's becoming unseen in japan.

I remember the tv commercial of bagoon in which
a strange police man went crazy.
Is that yakisoba peyoung sauce yakisoba?

Bagoon's sales point is / was a bag of? powder soup in the container.
We take a bag out from the container and
put a soup powder in a cup of our own and pour hot water in a cup.

Everybody, if you're a student, regardless of where you're from, you're on
summer vacation, right?

What are you doing everyday? Just wasting time trolling somewhere in the
cyber space? Just watching lots of Youtube videos until you get bored with it?
Are you doing a part time job or something?

Did you meet a nice man/woman in summer? It's the best season for a boy meets
a girl thingy at the beach or in town.

What's your favorite song that's made for summer?
Mine is... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGrHm-yaOo

SHIT SKIN OBAMA!

>>822
>I have to eat them with garlic sauce though, or the vampires will get me...
oh......it's very scary for me...

>>825
I don't know,but it seems that now they are sold at the Tohoku and Shinetsu district in Japan.

>>826
Near miss! It's confusing. I didn't distinguish them.

>>827
I liked this soup!

I'm not a inside person of Maruchan(Toyo Suisan Co.,Ltd.)

http://www.maruchanyakisoba.jp/

Sorry(>>823), I examined web but I couldn't find a video and an image of bagoooon monster.
It may be top secret with Japan... The monster was in a TV commercial in the last century.
In my childhood I was given a brain wash. I won't eat it at midnight sharp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtmjQ_PE6Z0

You all get it mixed up with this. It is not a monster, it is a human.

>>831
Thanks!
but..It's baaagon.
I say bagoooon.

>>831
It's been a long time.too!

>>831
Hello, it's been a long shit!

>>830
Me.too. I'm surprised.

>>835
>>830 → >>828

I love cute little boys who are aged under 15 years old.
I want them to massage my dick.and want them to kill bugs cruelly.

Don't feed the shit.

>>834
Long time no shit.

>>839
Long shit no time.

I like SUSHI

>>841
and GAY MEN

Do gay love huge ass?

Some people here complained about how hot it is in Japan this summer when
you don't have an airconditioner... maybe one of these might be for you?
http://kaden.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/column_review/yajreview/20090729_305674.html

nice idea!
I own it,but I only use it when I caught a cold.
You are this company agent? xD

A day without AC is like a day without sunshine....

>>844
Just introducing the product isn't enough.
Send it to me.

>>847
Send me a flight ticket to Japan and I'll bring it to you personally.

>>848
OK. But while you're in Japan, you can't go sightseeing.
You'll have to stay in this hot and humid room and fan me with an uchiwa like this
while I'm surfing the net all day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TamHZfcGkdI

You have to tell a nice joke every 15 minutes to entertain me, too.

oshio surpassed God tashiro?
No, never!!!

I am watching MR BRAIN with subtitles. I now understand why the ratings are low.

Korean guys are amazingly popular among girls all over the world, now that Korean Wave has gained
great popularity among such enthusiastic fangirls. After those girls found out Korean guys are cool,
manly, attractive and nice, they started to get interested in Korean culture as well. As people all around
the world say, Korea is one of the strong IT country. You can tell why Samsung and LG became the world strongest and
most popular suppliers of IT products in the world. And girls all over the world noticed Korean guys are smart and
well-educated as well as hot and good-looking. They use Samsung/LG products to enjoy Korean Wave. So in a word,
girls all around the world enjoy themselves with Korean stuff.
I'm proud of it! :)

Not again!

>>852
Crista Flanagan always rejects Bobby Lee. Why?

Troll, troll, troll...
>>852 is just a cut-and-paste from past threads. Nothing more.

㋙㋪ﾟ㋬ﾟ㋢ﾞ㋖㋤㋑
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcdwauRn394&feature=PlayList&p=D1DC42555602F7FB&index=1

Korean guys are horribly popular among girls all over the world. You can tell just by reading
favorable comments left on youtube videos. :)

MJ news update.
As time goes by, we tend to forget what happened in the rest of the world, so here we go again.
According to a bunch of news sources, MJ's Doc fell asleep or left MJ unattended while
administering the powerful drug Propofol to MJ through i.v. injection before he died. And the doc
found MJ already flatlined when he noticed something amiss with the King of Pop. The paramedics
who came in later also found him so and wanted to pronounce Jackson dead, but the doc had the singer
transported to a hospital. Just because the doctor was a higher medical authority over the paramedics.
Meanwhile, the LAPD is on the hunt for more.. Stay tuned.

World is now obsessed with ohiso scandal.

Korean cannot tolerate to work in hard environment.
Even a poor Korean want to behave arrogantly to rich foreigners.
They want always top position.
So they have almost catch Nobel Prize, with forged achievements.
They cheated and bribed Times, scientific journals.
Then they forget their shameful cheating.
They always claim they have invented for the firs time in this world.

>>857 that video is so annoying, DBSK maybe cute guys but the outfits and fake
smiles and gestures are creepy in that video. I would love to get into Kpop and
Kdrama but I simply cannot.

In Kdramas actors put me off with their over animated gestures, the lack of subtlety, lame
dialogues no matter how innocent they might be.. and the movie posters where actors either
grin like madmen or look ferocious. Whereas in Jdrama there is minimalism, space to breathe
and think and some sort of moderation to emotions. makes it more watchable.
Not every actor grins o na Jdrama poster. You know what I mean...

There's no attraction in Korea from the beginning.
I appreciate that I am a Japanese.
I don't want to be a liar , but Korean all are liar ,except good Korean who think Japanese history is right.
If I were Koean,I would be a liar.

>>858
Thanks for the update.
Maybe the doctor didn't want everybody to know that Michael was dead
at home because of him. He wanted everybody believe Michael died while he was carried
to the hospital.

i have became conscious just now that it has been quite a while since i have graced 2ch with my presence, so to solve this rather unfortunate conundrum i have decided to come here and post since i am in a blissful mood.
greetings and salutations 2ch!

>>864
Non-firestar 2ch is like non-carbonated beer.

Hello, everyone! How are you doing tonight?

>>866
I'm study English very hard

why do us smoothry speak English?

Good morning!

>>868
Good morning to you, too. How are you this morning?

my pubic hair is wet.

>>864
Hi, long time no shit!

Do you guys use twitter?

Maybe it's because I don't know the web service much but I don't understand
what's fun about using it.

If you're into twitter, tell me what draws you to it.

Michael Jackson is the king of POP!

Where is Nori P now and is she alive?

I don't know.
I'm surprised that overseas know her.
I've forgotten her past talent activity.
I don't know what she was doing then.

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"Double" click on the space right to ☆ and you'll see kamehameha.

I think she is already dead.

Konbanwa (21:13 gogo here)!!

>>877 what is a kamehama???

Fish san... are you there... I have been very busy.
Our Japanese classes are over and I am having withdrawal symptoms.
When I am on the bike going somewhere I count in Japanese so that
I won't forget the numbers. When I look at the prices at the supa,
I read it in Japanese and say takai desu ne...to myself.
I want to organise a Japanese reading and writing exercise group
with some of the people I have met but I am too busy now.

Today has been exceptionally humid (although it is barely 23 degC) and
I remembered fish-san because I could not take a shower in the morning.
I hope you are well and surviving the hot summer over there, when
is the rain season?
Is Kamenashi Kazuya married to Kyon Kyon yet?

ugghhh! my life sucks!
world is so beutifully & awazing.
but me and my life was fucked up.

awazing? ...oh, spelling mistake..
'amazing' is correct.

>>dont worry .everyone's life sucks but they don't admit it.
you shoul dbe grateful that you are alive. you should write love ]
letters. you should smell the flowers and eat nice food. You should
cheer yourself up with something different in your life, whatever
makes you happy. Don't let life pass you by!

>>882 was for 880-san btw

>>882-883
ur lovely massage moved me to tears...
thank u so much for ur beauty & sweetness.
have a nice day♪

:-D have a nice day too!

here is a song dedicated to you 880-san:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8s5l3_calogero-cest-dit-official-video-hd_music

You are already dead.

atatatatatatatatatajtatatatatatjajtjajtatjbtjatjatjajdjmatmgadm0pamjdajajtpatja!!!!!!!



BONUS KAKUTEI!!!!!

>>879
This is a かめはめ波：


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>>888
MO- MO- MO- MO- MONSTAH FAIL.

anyway...
>>879
>and say takai desu ne...to myself.
Yeah, I love it when small expressions like that start popping up.
Even if it's just that I think "どういうイミ！?" while looking
at a Japanese sentence, it's always cool to see how your brain is getting
more and more japanized.

>>848
Dr.G

>>890
you know what? I think I'll really use that as my name from now on.

The HN looks like a povertish because 自慰 means jacking off as you might know,
and what you posts wont't be read seriously if you keep the HN. If that's OK use it.

Actually someone who comes here sometimes has 金玉, meaning men's balls in his handle
name. Nobody repsects him though.

Maybe you're just kidding.

We are in a world of shit.

You,shit man,is in here.
I am fighting the world of shit.
And a person who says"troll" stay here.
Be in s three-cornered deadlock?

>>882
I'm impressed by your beautiful words.
And I feel like writing a Love Letter to you.

Does anyone know anything about Monster Hunter Festa 2009? I am a big Monster Hunter fan and I will be visiting Japan for the next few weeks.
http://www.capcom.co.jp/monsterhunter/festa09/index.html
I, however, cannot read Japanese very well. What exactly is going on?

The son of Nori P was found somewhere in Tokyo, and the server of the sport and showbiz board of 2h is down now.

>>879
Are you interested in women in their 40's?
Anyway, I don't think they will get married. The Johney's agency wouldn't allow their celebs to
until they've reached 30 ~ 35 years of age, even if Kyon Kyon wanted to.

A small collection of Kaera's songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knz6sN-UOKk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sChJOi1ic_4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZDpd0YD5EM

The server still doesn't seem to get back to normal.
I can't get access to the board.

>>879
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB-BlIb4ylE
This is kamehameha.

Right now, the trendiest thing to do in Japan is get high on some drug and arrested, or dose your spouse and disappear.

The server seems to be up and running now.
And the 200th thread for Nori P will be built within a few minutes..
Now it's 199th...

The fact wowed me that 200 threads were consumed for about 3 days..
When was it that the first chat in english thread was created?
3 years ago? It showes very clearly that the English board isn't popular. haha.

What is this? It's already 201! How many people are there posting in there?
I can't believe it!

It's 202 now.... Of course, this sets the record. Actually 172 was it before this.

>>895 thank you, that is so nice of you to think of me. I hope you will
move foreward and look at life differently, when you feel unhappy.

>>907
You're welcome! You can count on me anytime.

203th now... I didn't post there though.

They are in a world of shit.

They don't seem to want to stop that nonsense.
204 was built just now.

They must be on some drug.

>>898 No, I am interested in people who are put in the crossroads
of their life and are forced to make very tough decisions.
I am sure, if Kamenashi is a strong minded man, he will marry Kyon
regardless of Johhny's rules.
If he lets go of Kyon, he will betray his emotional needs.
If he lets go of his job, he will find his life in chaos.
If Kyon lets him make the decision, she fears he might blame him for diverting
his career in the future.
All these, besides having to deal with the "unacceptable" reactions from
the society, beacuse of the age gap, put too much pressure on the couple.
This whole stressful situation would normally break a relationship.
But he doesn't seem to sway and that is truly remarkable!
What will he do?

>>901 thank you ... would I be shot if I naively say kamehameha resembles Naruto's
rasengan? is it the so called "Ki" energy?

You all no doubt already know that machine translation is unreliable.

However, some humor can be attained from this.

http://translationparty.com/tp/

Type in an English phrase. The site will use machine translation to
"translate" the phrase into Japanese, then back into English, then
into Japanese again, and so on until an equilibrium is reached. For
example:

Time flies when you're having fun.
して楽しい時間を持つときにジャンプします。
If you have a good time to jump to.
した場合にジャンプするための楽しい時間を過ごす。
Have a good time to jump when.
ジャンプするときは、楽しい時間を過ごす。
When you jump, have fun.
ジャンプするときは、楽しいしている。
When you jump, have fun.

The phrase has reached equilibrium, and along the way, transformed
into nonsense.

>>908
Don't reply instead of me.

Look at her, she is glowing, her eyes are beaming with the energy of love
she gets from Kazuya:

>>http://www.flipclip.net/clips/a5f420e631af711aabab1c5647dadbed

awesome!

>>917 copy and paste this if that link doesn't work.

http://www.flipclip.net/clips/a5f420e631af711aabab1c5647dadbed

or

http://www.hollywood-ch.com/news/09080703.html

wooot tea parttehh!!!

>>879
It's good to say something you learned in your head or actually you say
in a situation like that. If you live in London, I guess there are a lot
of Japanese living there. You could find and count in a Japanese person or
two in the self study group. It could be a language exchange.

It's HOT, HOT and HOT X HUMID=extremely uncomfortable so even I have to
take a shower as often as once every other day. I think I'd better take a shower
every day but if I did so, I would lose my indentity. Rainy season is over at the
end of July in an average year but it lingered this year and jsut a few days ago,
the reainy season was over throughout Japan. Rainy season starts in early June and
ends at the end of July in most reagions in Japan.

I don't think Kyon-kyon and Kamenashi will get married. Kyonkyon would be
dumped even if they got married. Kyonkyon might be still attractive for her age but
as time goes by, five years, ten years from now, Kamenashi will have to
face the reality of her aging.

In Japan Noriko Sakai's missing is a big news. She was three years or so yonger than
Kyonkyon and was as popular as her.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noriko_Sakai
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwOeutOYzhY&feature=related

Rumor in 2ch has it that she is escaping from the police because she has
also used the drug on daily basis. Japan's major media reports that she is
so shocked from her husband's use of the drug and arrest that she is panicked
and she might kill herself somewhere, but 2channelers speculation is different.
She'll keep hiding somewhere until the presence of stimulant drugs in her body
will completely disappear from her body.

I think 2channelers guess makes a lot more sense.

>>896
Events relating to the video game will be held at some locations in
Japan. Starting from Tokyo, Augutst 23th, and then Osaka, 30th and other places
ending in October 25th. It reads October 25th is the Final so the other events
on other days are preliminaries to advance to the Final event.

Other than game playing competition, there seem to be other things.
They sell goods at each venues, play videos and there are illustraion exibition,
food stands.

Goods sold at the events.
http://www.capcom.co.jp/monsterhunter/festa09/goods.html
It says you can by it online.

If you come to the event, a fan are given to you. If you wear the T-shirt and
participate in the event, you are given 500 yen coupon that you can use
at each venue. The T-shirt is sold online maybe?
http://www.capcom.co.jp/monsterhunter/festa09/come.html

No admission fee. If you join the game competion, you need to sign up in advance.
You'll play in pair. So if you'll travel alone, you can't join the competition.

>>921
You don't need to sign up or anything if you don't join the game competition.

I've never understood the appeal for Monster Hunter. It's very tedious and the non-Japanese ones don't even have online play.

Noriko Sakai is the most talked about person in Japan and 2ch now regarding
why she escaped in the first place, where she is now, what's behind this
incident.

For people overseas who needs news sourses about this incident, I'll put a
link.

http://news.google.co.jp/news/story?um=1&ned=jp&hl=en&cf=all&ncl=dxElhQ74iPRkmsMen9Cm2VQ-tqn7M

The Police has issued an arrest warrant to her!
This means that 2channelers' guess is right. She's just escaping to
hide her possesion of drugs.

Maybe her husband in custody revealed that she also used drugs.

The servers of the news boards of 2ch are down now again...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBfsS6jMzQ8&fmt=18
From 2:56-4:07

In this video, she's interviewed. The interview was done last month.
The way she talks is different from the way she usually talks.
She looks and sounds hyped-up because of drugs.

>>925
Let me say this. She's only suspected of having drugs, and we don't know
the police are right in guessing she actually had them. The police are not
always correct, right?

Well, I know that doesn't sound convincing. Yeah, she must have been on drug
when she decided to go coz she knew she would be done for if she got arrested..
How sad. Anyway, the pressing matter is whether she's alive or not. I hope she
didn't make a wrong choice. She can start over as long as she wants to. So lets hope
she's found safe and well.

>>927
Can't watch it on my FireFox brouser, but I didn't know she was like hyper
when she was on TV. And speaking of hyper, I suspect Miyavi is on drug.
The police should search him. lol

It's really annoying.
Hiroyuki should do something to make those servers of the news-line boards of 2ch
fine and strong so we won't be cut off from information.

>>929
I can watch it on my FF. What's wrong?

>>928
She won't kill herself. I think she's now with her mom, who is missing, too.
Yamanashi is her mother's hometown, although she's her second mom, meaning her
biological mother dead when she was 4 years old.

Nori-P and her mom is hiding together somewhere. Maybe her mom is talking her into
go to the police. It's difficult to come back to show business if you're female.
Many male singers and male actors came back after spending their time in Jail but not many
female come back. She was an idol and even now she sells her pure and innocent kind of
images so she won't be able to come back with such tainted reputation with drug use.

Her Dad used to be a yakuza by the way. Yakuza and show business has deep connections.

Nori-P's arrest can lead to other singers/actors' arrest so she might be
killed by someone underground before she speaks something undesirable for them.
Of course on surface she looks like she kills herself but in reality, someone
killed her.

http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/zarutoro/imgs/3/2/32e2c37a.jpg

The funny thing is that she was on anti-drug use campaign poster.

She withdrew houndreds of thousands of yen from Automatic teller machine today.
She's alive and she has no intentions of killing herself nor go to the police.
She's is trying to run away as long as possible.

I don't think we can see her alive.
She knew too much and she was killed already.

>>935
I think so ,too.

I'm going to do "自宅留学"　for two weeks from today.
"自宅留学"is studying English at home.
I have only a litte money. I am uncertain of my ability to stufy abroad.
I decided to do it as a last resort.

I set 5 rules for it.
・I must always think and write something in English.
・I must get daily news from sites written in English, such as http://www.fnn-news.com/en/index.html.
・I must veiw English videos at Youtube and must not Japanese ones.
・I must make an imaginary roommate and communicate with him.
・I mustn't think it is sad,useless and shameful to do so.

Let's do "自宅留学"!

I'm going to do "便所留学"　for two hours from now.
"便所留学"is studying English in toilet.

Let's do "便所留学"!

http://www.nishinippon.co.jp/nnp/item/114070

Nori-P's brother was arrested in Fukuoka in June on charge of using the same drug
as Nori-P. The article says he's a yakuza age 30.

No matter how they look pure, sometimes female singers and actors
were notorious for their delinqueency in where they grew up.
Kyoko Koizumi aka KyonKyon isn't an exception. She's from Atsugi, Kanagawa
and she was a notorious delinquent in her hometown.

Show business is cesspool. You can't tell that if you lool back on its history.

X You can't tell that if you lool back on its history.
O You can tell that if you lool back on its history.

>>920 aw I want to see them together, i want to see them married.
And before it is too late, she should make miniature turtles with
the chief turtle...

fish-san, you don't want to be in an identitiy crisis situation. what
you could do is trap the body odour somehow and store it.
when you take frequent showers and cannot remember yourself
anymore, open up a bottle of your odour and sniff it to remind yourself.
Do you think this is a viable solution ?

Thanks for explaining about NoriP,I wasn't aware ofher, so she is another
idol of Japan. I watched the video, without knowing what she was saying and
thought, she behaves like a boy! so the song is about a girl whow
ants to be a boy? i realise these female idols Kyon and NoriP also have adrogynous looks,
so it's not only the Johnny's who look that way.

Ok my view as a clueless take on this situation is, the media is creating a frenzy deliberately.
She might simply want to be alone, there must be intense pressure
on her. These situations arise in all EU countries, so since crime
is under control in Japan, this situation may look extraordinarily
scandalous to regular law abiding citizens. But then again, it is my naive
uninformed view, I hope I am not offending anyone.

>>937 That is a very good list 937-san. I wish I could chat now,
but I had a crazy week, I am exhausted and will rest now but if
i catch you next time let's chat(mind you I am not a native
speaker of ENglish)

chatting here is definitely a good idea, it will hopefully help with
your goals of learning!
also if you can get hold of BBC drama series or films, watch them,
they would help a lot.
Streaming BBC radio programmes: turn them on while you are in your
room doing everyday things, let it run in the background, that
would help too.

And, try singing in English! I try to sing in Japanese. I am gonna
do a mean karaoke show one day!

>>920 fish-san unfortunately i am not in London, there are a few Japanese
people living here, however they are busy academics and researchers.
However I shall approach them and try to form a group even if they are busy.

Nori-P's granpa, father and brother are yakuza.
She's from Yakuza family in a nutshell, which wasn't reported by media because it's a taboo.
We Japanese is astonished with the gap Nori-P we see on TV and REAL Nori-P.
We feel like betrayed by her. She just played a role of a pure girl but in reality,
she has done lots of illigal drugs off TV screen. That's what she really is.

If she's arrested, it's said that'll lead to arrests of other actors and singers, because
she sells to them. Her husband in custody also is telling who are involved in illegal drug use and
it's said that some famouse people are mentioned. One of them is Hirosue Ryoko. She's witnessed in some
clubs and pubs getting extraordinarily wild and hypered by drug use.

Lots of entertainment agency has someting to do with yakuza more or less.
Some of them are front groups of Yakuza.
Showbusiness itself was started by outcasts of Japanese society and are deep rooted
with Yakuza.

I have read recently that Japan's future is "is going to be scary" and
that "after two decades of economic doldrums the Japanese economy is ready
to hit the wall."

Is there any ominous news like this circulating in Japan itself?

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私は小学５年です。
昨日、友達と二人で遊んでいました。
そしたら同じ学年の男子に会って、そいつらについていきました。
すると、そこは野球の出来る広い公園でした。
途中で友達が帰ってしまって、私は戸惑いました。
でも結局、私は残りました。
そしたら、男子達はA君の家にいくそうで、私もついていきました。
そしたら、家のカギを閉められ、A君が、『覚悟はできてるな』と言いました。
私は、この状態から、空気を読みました。
Hをするそうです。
私は初めてで、嫌でした。
でもA君が私を壁に押し付けて、『いくぞ』と言って服を破りました。
でも、スカートは一回も触りませんでした。
A君は私の胸をもみ始めました。
そしたら他の男子が、『俺も俺も！』と言って、私を床にたおして、みんなで私をせめました。
B君は、写メで私の胸を１０枚くらいとりました。
そしたらC君が、スカートの中に手を突っ込んで、パンツの中に手をいれて、まんこを触りました。
私は気持ちがよくて、『ぁっ・・・ん』と声を出してしまいました。
最終的には、男子全員がズボンを脱いで、私のカオゃ、胸などに近づけたりして、それは、３時間続きました。
私は、ちょっとHが好きになりました。
B君がとった写メは、全部で、３５枚です。１０枚が私の胸で、ぁと１０枚がマンコ、５枚が全身です。
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　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　　　　　　　　　　ﾊﾟﾊﾟ 　　　| 　 　 ママ 　 　│　　ﾓﾅﾒﾘｶ兵
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│ 　 　 　 　 　 　 　　　　　　　 いきずりの　 │　 | 　　　　　異父弟
│ ∧＿∧　兄妹 　 ∧＿∧ 　 肉体関係　　│　 |
│（　´∀｀）――― （　’∀’） ――┬――― 888888　　 ﾚｲ- ﾌﾟ 　 　 ∧∞∧
│　モナー　　　　　ガナー 　 ┌―┘ 　 ┌　（　・≧・）――─┬――（　・∀・）
│ 　　　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 |　　 　 　　|　　ﾌｪﾗｰﾁｮ 　　　　｜　　　モララー♀
│　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　88888 　 　 　 |　　　　　 　　 　 　 　|
│ 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 （　’∀’） ―┬┘ﾚｲｰﾌﾟ　　　　　　　│
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│　　ﾚｲｰﾌﾟ　　∧∧　初恋？ 888　(兄弟) 88888　ﾚｲｰﾌﾟ　∧∞∧　　ﾚｲｰﾌﾟ　　 ∧＿∧
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まあ、アメリカ人のバーベキューへの思い入れは凄まじいものがあるからな。
海外赴任中に取引先のデブに、ディナー奢ったお礼に誘われて、嫌々行ってみたんだが、
まず肉が凄い。キロ単位で塊で買ってくる。手土産に持ってった肉をみて「それじゃ足りないよ、
貧乏人」という顔をする。ｴｺﾉﾐｯｸアニマルはいつまでも肉食には慣れないらしい、みたいな。
絶対、その肉4キロより、俺が買ってきた肉500gの方が高い。っつうか、それほぼ脂身じゃねえか。
で、デブが肉を切る。やたら切る。不良風のデブ娘とデブ息子もこのときばかりは親父を尊敬。
普段、目もあわせないらしいガキがダディクールとか言ってる。郷ひろみか？　畜生、氏ね。
鉄板も凄い、まず汚ねぇ。こげとかこびりついてる。　洗え。洗剤で洗え。つうか買い換えろ。
で、やたら焼く。焼いてデブ一家で食う。良い肉から食う。ゲストとかそんな概念一切ナシ。
ただただ、食う。デブが焼いて、デブがデブ家族に取り分ける。俺には回ってこない。畜生。
あらかた片付けた後、「どうした食ってないじゃないか？」などと、残った脂身を寄越す。畜生。
で、ﾃﾞﾌﾞ一家、5ｷﾛくらい肉を食った後に、みんなでﾀﾞｲｴｯﾄｺｰｸとｶﾛﾘｰｶｯﾄのビールを飲む。
「今日は僕も飲んじゃう」とかﾃﾞﾌﾞ息子が言う。おまえ、酒どころか絶対薬やってるだろ？
ﾃﾞﾌﾞ娘も「ああ、酔っちゃった、あなた素敵ね」とか言う。こっち見んな、殺すぞ。
デブ妻が「太っちゃったわね」とか言って、デブ夫が「ｶﾛﾘｰｾﾞﾛだから大丈夫さ」とか言う。
ｱﾒﾘｶﾝｼﾞｮｰｸの意味がわかんねえ。畜生、何がおかしいんだ、氏ね。

まあ、おまえら、アメリカ人にバーベキュー誘われたら、要注意ってこった。

>>959 is a famous 2ch copypasta describing a stereotypical American family at a barbeque.
Too far from imagination, too far from reality, but pretty damned funny.

>>938
To continue sitting a toilet bowl is unhealty.
Be careful about economy class syndrome!

>>943
It's very kind of you to say so. Thank you for your advices!

I got helpful ways from you. I like some BBC dramas. They're comedy.
One of them is Mr.Bean ,but no voice. Another of them is reddwarf. It has voice!
I am hearing internet radio from now. Thanks!

May you get over the crazy week!

>>946
No good news about Japanese economy.
Social desparity among Japanese people is widening like American society.
People used to think they are all belong to middle class but now Japan's society
is getting devided wider between haves and have nots like that of America.

Nori-P is ALIVE.
She went to the the police.

News bulliten says that.

No one wants to hear about Nori-P but Japanese.

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I'm conquered by anger
Today,I study english more than usual days
when do I attain to understand English as well as japanese use
I want to lest for a minite

Hi.

Hi,there!

Speak in English!

>>958
Not sure in what context you draw this, but brilliant!
Keep up your good work.
...whatever...

Sperm is weak under heat.
Cool down your balls to keep your sperm count as high as possible.

Have a nice day!

Hi, morons.
I'm going to go to Washington DC this month.
Could you recommend any weapons which I should have?

what the f is happening in this sred.
no-one barely speak proper english!

you too

Hello？
Im a finger.Because Im good at sexing.
Do you understand?

http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1218442480/l50

I've just posted a question to English speakers in the thread above.
It's a listening question. If you're interested, please check it out and
answer it. Thank you.

guys were you shaken? i hope you are all right. are there aftershocks?

>>941
I think it's difficult for them to get married soon.
Because if he gets married, he'll lose popularity to some extent, and
that's not what Johnny's agency wants. In fact other older members in other
groups of Johhny's agency stay single even if they are in their thirties.
One of the exceptions is Kimutaku in SMAP. He is one of the most popular guy
in Johnny's agency. But in his case, it was a shotgun marriage.
So only possible solution for Kamenashi and Kyonkyon is she'll get pregnant
before Johnny agrees their marriage. Fortunately, Kimutaku doesn't seem to have lost
his fanbase because of his marriage but marriage isn't what Johnny wants
from his boys in any case.

I'd send you the bottles of BO if I made them. That would work when you have
to stay up late to read a book or something. Open the bottle and smell. I'm sure that would
kick drowsiness out of you. Too much dose of my BO would cause you faint so
you have to be careful of too much inhale. I'm thinking about oepning an
online shop of the bottles.

>>939 regarding the criminal side of celebrities, maybe one should try
to understand that they are human beings and may deviate from what is
seen as acceptable. I am trying to understand what is acceptable in
society and what is not, in Japan, because i am not familiar with the
emotions and culture there.From the coments I read, people say they
have been deceived by NoriP's clean image, well, the society likes to
paint an impossible picture of a flowless human being, then when the
realities surface, they want to tear up that picture and let all their
anger on that person.
It is very interesting and frightening at the same time. Since humans
cannot be 100% pure, the only way is to make sure that you wear a
mask and lie about who you really are. Is that the case?

hey how come no one writes about th eearthquake??

>>979 for some reason i cannot reach the link you have posted.

then again i am not a native speaker of English...

>>fish-san, they better get their act on and get Kyon pregnant then.
It is so sad that agencies can rule their artist's most basic rights.
this is why i am so curious as to what the turtle will do; will he give up his
career for her? the pressure must be enormous.

:-D fish-san body odour inhalers: as a cure to all concentration
problems eh?? you have to market it carefully. Maybe you could pose
open-shirted with sweat dripping in the scorching Tokyo heat. The ad
shows the drops filling a tiny black perfume bottle. And women
going wild after taking a sniff from the bottle. Suddenly their
concentration is back, and they are doing their housework,
serving the passengers on the plane, operating on patients or
studying hard in the library.
To avoid excessive consumption, a woman should be shown to inhale
it deeply and faint.
That would be a good ad for the fish-san body odour inhalant range.
I support this idea!

We were obviously in a world of shit.

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 135
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1249869281/

>>984
Thank you for trying answer me.
I don't know why the link doesn't work. Luckily two people answered my
question and the problem was solved. I don't think whether you are a native
English speaker or not matteres as long as you are fluent and can answer
questions in the thread.

This thread is coming to an end so let me remind you this.









☆☆ NORIAKI IS DA REAL

what drug are you using today?