Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 121

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 121
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( ´･ω･) Let's have some green tea and chat!
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と＿)＿)　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦

Previous Thread:
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 200 (Part 120)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1228211253/

Hey!!! you NEETs, nerds, YouＴube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all over the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, and cunning
linguists. And Let's pray for the rehabilitation of the Internet-addicted
housewife.

Here is the place to have a blast!!!!!

>>1
You idiot!

We have to creat 202 when this one is finished.

>>1
Who the hell asked you to build this?
You're done for!
We hate you, Korean.

>>1
Stop trolling the English board.
You should go now.

>>4
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>1
Are you nuts?
Those who can't count numbers shouldn't set up serial threads.

But 200 isn't finished yet! It's only at 995 lol

>>1
For God's sake, please don't be joking around.
You little maggot.

No no, folks. This is supposed to be 121. The last one was a mistake.

>>10
he is right!

>>1
You shouldn't have rushed like this.

This is supposed to be 121. Do I have to spell out how to count for you all? I'm not an elementary school teacher.

>>1
I don't think you did a right thing.
You didn't win trust from us.

>>3
Sigh... You are right.
This is the outcome of the unfortunate guy ignoring useful advice.
How sad.
Let's kill this thread now and creat a new one soon. (・д・）b

>>1 GJ
If someone had really made this one 201 on purpose,
then I'd make sure I keep bashing him 'til the thread finishes up.

http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1228211253/1000
http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20videos/NUM1000.SWF
１０００キタ！！！！！！！！！！
2×

I didn't meet anyone who were so silly that he didn't know 201 comes after 200.

>>1
Apologize to us for confusing us.

Oh, don't worry, friends.
I promise I'll creat 202 when this is finished.

So please stop bashing >>1 any more.
Let's be friends and use this up as soon as we can!

This thread is and should be 121. The person who made 200 last time was the one to make the mistake. Now the thread can follow from 121 to 122 to 123... etc. It's fine.

>>1
Shit.

>>1
If I were a soul reaper with a zanpakuto, I'd use bankai to slash you into pieces.

Hey everyone... jook says he keeps getting this error when he tries to post:
ＥＲＲＯＲ - 594 もうずっと書けませんよ。

あなたは、規制リストに追加されました。

【解除する方法】
イベント企画板で一時間以上新しい面白いイベント考えてください。
これ以外に解除の方法はありません。

He isn't sure what it is, and wants to know if you guys could explain
why he keeps getting it. Thanks.

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 119
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 200
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 121

That's what happened.
I hope this clears it up for someone.

>>1
Let's talk about why this thread was numbered part 121 until we've reached 1000. lol

Does the number really matter? Really?

Does it need to be accurate for the history books?

In case you don't know this rampage, bashing >>1 is part of the tradition of this thread.

http://4chan.b33r.net/sparky4/New%20Folder%20(4)/(%5e%5e%20)/2ch%20rec/Chat%20in%20English%20%20Part%20118.htm
http://4chan.b33r.net/sparky4/New%20Folder%20(4)/(%5e%5e%20)/2ch%20rec/Chat%20in%20English%20()%20Part%20200.htm
http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20videos/NUM1000.SWF
１０００キタ！！！！！！！！！！
2×

>>23
wait till 14:00, then he will able to post.

>>23
He got banned.
It says you can't write any more.

I mean "he will be able to..."

>>27
No it's not.
It's all >>1's fault. He made the mistake on purpose.
I really don't like it.

>>1
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>>27
And it'll be over when >>1 officially says sorry. lol
What a good start. I love it the way new threads begins.

>>1
Tell us why you did this to us, can you?
I hope your sincere apology will get across to us.

This was supposed to be 201. Do I have to spell out how to count for you all? I'm not a baby sitter.

In case you don't know this rampage, bashing >>1 is part of the tradition of this thread.

ok
Crazy tradition
>>34
>lol
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I'm fucking sick and tired of this nonsense!!
Why 121!? No one taught you how to count? Damn!

>>1
Please apologize to all of us.

The corrupt data must be removed.

I am so sorry, but it was an accident.
I didn't even notice that I created Part 121 because my cat changed my keyboard's layout.
Its layout was messed up, especially 10 keys and I just got fixed now. So I will never let my cat to get closer to my computer.
And it will never happen, so forgive me please. My cat apologizes too. but I want you to think about it. Isn't this thread should be 121?

>>41
You are excused.

http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20videos/NUM1000.SWF
says you should creat a stuff on flash format as you could get number 50.
then who could make that stuff.

part119 http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1227021253/l50
↓
part200(Actually part120)http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1228211253/l50
↓
part121

Quite diddly term so long.

>>1 is demented.

this board needs more cocks!


-your friendly neighborhood fag


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Hey look, I'm back. Thanks >>29-32
>>38 is some really natural English. Saw something like that out loud to a native-speaker friend some time. They'll be astounded.

>>1, >>4, >>5, >>7 etc
Surprising. You guys can be cruel sometimes.
Even if it isn't serious, I wouldn't have expected this sort of thing from Japanese.
How long ago did we have that stereotype conversation? Politeness is one. "Don't make waves" etc.

My mom is afraid of Online Russians and Gaijin -.-
But really
She should be afraid of the Americans and Europeans online
they are the ones who are ALOT worse
They are also the most FAGGETY

...............
She has Xenophobia online

>>47 line 2 should say "Say that to a native-speaker"

>>47
Seriously, I recommend to you to leave 2ch now.

>>47
Perhaps just a few posters kept throwing those at >>1 for no obvious reason.

>>50 Why would you want me to go? I thought I had a pretty good status here.

>>52
do not leave

i always say NO U
when they say that to me!

>>52
Hmmm?
You seem to beautify 2ch and it's not so beautiful a place.
It's friendly advice. If you can't take it, then it's best to leave
and find somewhere heartwarming to you. There must be a good place for communicating
with unnaturally GOOD MANNERED Japanese. I'm sure of it.

that's enough

>>54 Go stick your head in a pig, you dirty two-bit son of a whore ingrate.


Now do I fit in?

>>48
You just regard japanese people are some friendly at least, don't you?

>>57
friendly in a friendly way
not in a FAGGET way

>>56
haha, keep doing that.

I thought >>41 finished some kind of initiation, though.
You restarted it, so I said that. Get me?

>>59 Got it.

http://kei.iichan.net/b/res/149660.html

....compared to....

http://iichan.ru/b/res/365953.html

see

the difference

ALSO DESKTOP THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!
SHOW ME YOUR DESKTOP
http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20pictures/+meeee1128desktop.bmp
http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20pictures/+meeeelastochka.png

>>61
http://kei.iichan.net/b/src/1228621669081.jpg
Lol

>>63
you used lol
properly
also
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Do you know where I can read Obama's speeches on text with glossaries?

>>65 Not sure what sort of glossaries you mean, but try this:
http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=obama+speeches&l=1

>>65
Found a full text of his victory speech.
But I don't think it lives up to your expectation.
No explanation about his English, but just read it.
Better than nothing, isn't it?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/the-full-text-of-barack-obamas-victory-speech-993008.html

http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20pictures/+meeeelastochka.png
DO YOU LIKE MY USER INTERFACE?

spayky do you know Jane style?
http://janestyle.s11.xrea.com/images/index.html

>>65

I don't know if a speech transcript with a glossary exists. There doesn't
seem to be one place where all of Obama's speech transcripts have been
gathered. Here is one, though. It's the one from the night he was elected.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/04/obama.transcript/

>>66
Thanks, by that I mean, substitutes for dictionaries,
what kind of idioms, difficult words and expressions are used in his speeches,
and background information like he said that based on what kind of American culture
and such.

>>67
Thanks a million, too.
I'm planing on listening to him on youtube.

>>69
2CH BROWSER???????????????

DOWNLOAD MUST!
Jane style?

>>71 I don't think they would have come up with glossaries specifically for his speeches
so soon.
I would suggest reading a speech and then finding the pieces you don't understand, then
looking them up in a separate idiom glossary or asking us here.

player on JaneStyle for NicoNico Douga and Youtube 「TubePlayer」
http://janestyle.s11.xrea.com/images/ScreenShot_Tube.jpg
http://hp.vector.co.jp/authors/VA041125/tube219.zip

tool for archiving NicoNico Douga「SmileDownloader」
http://janestyle.s11.xrea.com/images/ss_smile.png
http://hp.vector.co.jp/authors/VA041125/smile120.zip

So.. I guess these are the ones you got your online name from, jooky. They're from the 90s?
What kind of flavor do they have?

Jooky advertisement
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=OgYyI0wwJ0Y&NR=1
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=lfOgYIOho44&NR=1

>>71 Ask us about things you don't understand.

The link I posted has a lot of speeches.

>>74
WHAT?
....
amazing
there is 2ch browser????
the Japanese are the masters of software

I'm so booooooooooooored.
What's going on in here?

Whoa, I almost miss >>23. why did he get b&? Seems he already got back,
but I don't quite understand why he had to stop posting in the first place.
I think I can read moon runes, but it doesn't make sense at all.
Aneone explain to me what it was? What's イベント企画板?

>>75 まぁ。。。　んたすかしい〜
Yes, that's it exactly!


>>78 Personally, I don't know what happened to me.

ATTENTION THIS GOES TO THE JAPANESE

Do you ever get bored like the Americans?

>>70
That's bad news.
I thought of using his speeches as English learning material
because Obama must have spoken a Good English at atage.

>>73
I see. I give up.

>>76
You're so nice. Please help me out when I'm stuck.

>>80
How do I know how terribly Americans can get bored?

>>82
American get bored
things get stupid

Bored Americans do stupid stuff when they are bored

Do Japanese get bored?

like Americans?

Boredom is probably universal.

>>84
i only seen Bored Americans

>>84
IMHO, you need to be rich and live in a safe country to get bored.

Hey Japanese, do you feel hunger? Pain? Sadness? Joy?
Frustration? Calmness?

Only those who are happy can enjoy boredom, in a certain sense.

I AM NEVER BORED!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

>>80
It'll not be anything to say that.

im just crazy

Anyone using SRS to learn English/Japanese/whaterver?
Been using Mnemosyne for a while and it seems pretty nice.
Some advanced learners such as Katsumoto seem to be using SRS too.
But why do the Japanese not like this kind of software in general?
I told them about SRS multiple times, but they never ever get interested.

http://4chan.b33r.net/sparky4/+4/q/

四葉☆ちゃんねる!!!!!!!!!!!

>>92
Most serious Japanese learners I know use Anki.
I don't use it at the moment because it is inconvenient for me to have to
always be at my PC when I want to study. When I get a laptop I'll start using an SRS.

What's SRS and Who's Katsumoto?
I have no idea.

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　（´ー`）　<　　are playing ｌ
　（　　　）　 |　bored things　|
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　（___）__）　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿／

>>95 I'm with this guy.

Maybe this one.
http://www.fujitv.co.jp/srs/index2.html

>>94
>Most serious Japanese learners I know use Anki.

Yeah, some of my friends also use it, and they're all good at Japanese.
I've browsed through English learners' forums and it seems the SRS thingy is pretty popular among them.
But when it comes to the Japanese, they don't use it. Whenever I say it worked for me, they refuse to even take a look at it.
What's this SRSphobia all about?

>>95
http://www.alljapaneseallthetime.com/blog/

He's awesome. You're Japanese? Then you'll see how good his Japanese is.
He sometimes post in Japanese and you can hear his voice in Japanese on his site.

hundred

>>47
People who ask questions politely or enjoy conversation
never say such stupid things like >>2, >>3, >>4...

Those guys all must come here for the first time,
or you cannot explain why they said something incomprehensive like that.lol
If you feel bad, I reccomend you write as many slang as possible.

>>101 I think you must have meant something different besides "incomprehensive"
maybe incomprehensible?

robotintanashi

>>102
Oh.. I missed.
My poor English was exposed. haha..

jook,

Thank you for explaining about web browsing experience in the US in the
previous thread.

>>105 Certainly. I'm happy to be useful.

Korean guys are white girls make the best couples.
Korean guys like white girls and white girls love Korean guys.
So what it boils down to is, they love each other like magnet.
It's destination they can't refuse.

I know Korea is at the center of the world and the rest like China, Japan, Russia and America, surrouds Korea like they admire Koreans.

Thanks sparky to introduce Louisiana in the previous thread.
I understood about Lousiana better,
and found South part of America is not good to visit for foreigners.
Economical problems and discriminations prevail..

WHat I had learned about south in school is ..
growing cotton is popular
the ratio of black people is high because they served as slaves
high-tech industries are moving there becasue of a sufficient labor force

It's my knoledge about south.

Speaking of South, South Korea is quite popular among travelers.
Many foreigners visit Seoul, the capital of South Korea, because
it's a wonderful and advanced city. Those visiters find Korean culture
very interesting and impressive. Plus they have an added benefit of meeting
Korean guys in person. Yes, many girls want to see sexy and cool Korean guys
and have fun talking with them. Man, I can't say I don't like to accomodate all of them,
but it can't be helped. Who rejects beautiful white girls asking to have a date with you?
I don't think I can resist the temptation of white girls tastes.

I've heard korea stinks.
Like stinky cabbage.
Is this true?

How could you?
Korea doesn't stink at all. It's far better than that.
White girls often say they love to stay longer than they originally planed to.
It's because they think Korea is an excelent place to live.

Hey, it's just what I've heard.
Plus so what if white girls go there. There's white goods and
white trash. Have you ever thought we're just shipping out the
ones we don't want?

>>113
When in Korea, you'll see white girls passionately embracing Korean guys like madness. lol
White girls are really sexy as are Korean guys. Sexy girls want sexy guys.
Korean guys meet the demand of white girls. Korean guys are considered white Asian coz Korean guys are sexy and nice to girls.

And then, you woke up.
Get back to work, you poorly paid korean immigrant! Move boxes!

Every single girl is quite interested in Korean guys.
They seem to want to marry a Korean guy, knowing that they can be happy together with K guys,
mostly because the knowledge of Korean guys being nice to girls is spread all over the world.

Korean guys are the most popular among Asian girls, too.
Actually, Korean actors are welcome everywhere they go in Asia
probably thanks to Korean Wave. They know more about Korea and Korean Shows. lol
Their passion for Korean guys is something! lol

>>117
You are really exhausting dude.
I mean you are so lame....

>>118
What are you talking about?
Face it. What I said is for real. Not exhausting at all, is it?
It's the reality.

>>109 You forgot to mention rednecks.

>>116 I dunno, my Korean friend doesn't seem to be surrounded by white girls. Though if he is, I might ask him to lend me a few...

>>120
Japs are jealous of Korean guys being popular among white girls
and try to belittle Korean glory by telling stupid lies.
I knew it. lol

http://austria.gooside.com/kyokai/member/comment/2003-08-15/nakagawa.JPG
He must match the white girl's taste for the man. He is a a typical korean looking man.

>>120
Thanks, I note it!
Conservative people are remarkable, compared with other parts of America..
ok
It must be imporstant aspect of South.

miss!
must be `an` important aspect
maybe true

Many girls are mesmerized with Korean guys.
I'm proud of it. :)

http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=K6l6inDOjnY

Excerptions from the reviews.

>qtsoccergurl77
>Jae's filming for Heaven's Postman I believe.
>Goodness. I couldn't help but squeal.
>That was freaking adorable.

>CenaRoku
>That has got to be the cutest thing, Yunho is so adorable as a baby!

>clueless86
>OMG, they are so adorbale
>all four of them
>how i wish jaejoong was there
>really want to see how he will react
>thanks for sharing the subs

>>109
no problem

Japan (as a whole) is the master of software.

They must be exceptionally good-looking "in Korea" and it won't make you-ordinary
korean people popular among white girls.
Besides, they are uglier than white boys on the street everywhere.

Americans are all over the internets!
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>128
Nope, white girls say Korean guys look better than white.
They say they prefer Korean guys as a husband.
Surprised? But it's the truth.

Why can't korean girls be as attractive as white girls?
If korean boys are attractive, will their counterpart, korean
girls be as attractive and will K-boys select female comparable to
them? Why do k-boys run to white girls instead of K-girls?

http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20pictures/!jpg/FINE1220812209988.jpg
FINE!

Are you school uniform fetish?

Please change sparky back into 火花.

>>133
i have to admit
yes................................WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
　 _ 　 ∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　四葉☆ちゃんねる!!!!
　⊂彡　四葉☆ちゃんねる!!!!
http://4chan.b33r.net/sparky4/+4/

American girls also wear uniform skirt up above their knees?

お姫様と召使ですっきりするんじゃないのかな。
そうははっきり言えないけどね。

Japanese high schollers don't actually wear mini-skirt. They pull up skirt to
above waist-line. Am I right? I'm japanese but not well informed
about today's uniform.

>>135
yes
http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20pictures/+meeee1207desktop.bmp
ALSO
DESKTOP!!!!!!!!

do you like my desktop?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/Japanese_school_uniform_dsc06052.jpg
The lengh of skirt is different depending on schools?
Or does far-left girl wear in a way to make skirt shorter?

>>135
Skirt is very long.
I understand you are not faggot at least.

>>138
You don't place any files on desktop? My desktop is full of
files which is supposed to be classified in specific folders.

anything but the short cuts is temperary

I'm so lazy. I download files on desktop and leave them.

>>135
Not many American schools require uniforms. Maybe some religious schools or boarding schools.
However, there still is a dress code. Usually the skirt can't be shorter then however far a girl's hands reach down to her thighs.
>>137>>139
The girls where I did my exchange pulled up their skirts to make them shorter. That's why they wear vests over their shirt so the skirt waistline isn't visible.

Pls let me know that how I study English to be good English speaker.
My English level is low.
I study English very hard.
I would like to refer to your studing method.

In my school, all the girls just wore jeans. Skirts were rare. Occasionally you
would see someone with short shorts, but that was breaking dress code. Everyone
fucking wore jeans. Today, in college, it's the same.

Is it natural that you guys should use Ligoes
http://www.lingoes.net/images/scr_jc.png
http://www.lingoes.net/en/translator/screenshot.htm

>>146
jeans
..............
are not fine

>>144
>Usually the skirt can't be shorter then however far a girl's hands reach down to her thighs.
>>146
>Everyone fucking wore jeans. Today, in college, it's the same.

I am heartily glad that I was born and grown up in this islands.
When I was a student, girls wore not only uber-short skirts, but also "bloomers" you can see in anime.
You never know what it is like to see a girl you have a crush on in the outfit.

>>149
Hentai. Japanese pervs gimme the creeps. Eeeeek. Gross.

>>150
faggot

>>148
Jeans are NICE

>>152
when worn by a hot chick.

>>150
FAGGET DETECTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

So tell me how many Hentai porn videos you have? Thousands?
That's Japanese.

>>155
0
( ﾟдﾟ )
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>>155
Real men torrents porn, fap, and then delete the file.
Then regret and try to torrent the exact same vid, only to find no seeds.

Guess you are a big consumer of Hentai porn.>>156
Truth.

電車の方がまた落ちたんだって。

>>158
No. You can't consume porn. Porn consumes you.

>>153

I suppose if all you care about is seeing the shape. I don't think it is
anything special. One of my girlfriends in high school wore a skirt sometimes
and I liked that a lot better than jeans. I guess it is just a matter of opinion.

>>160
Whatever.

Then he's a big consumee of it.

>>146
But many wear low-rise jeans, don't they?
Wearing jeans means a trend rather than their conservativeness, doesn't it?
Low-rise jeans are more obscene in a way.

>>161
Some look better in skirts, and some look hotter in jeans, I think.

my special ability is to start a conversation and i not get involded in it alot

Many japanese think american students wear like like Britaney Spears and
and as such celebs. They are mature in love and having party, drinking.

>>153
YES, probably you've got the point
>>161
I know, skirts are cute, but If you just focus on the ass, jeans are really hot.

>>146
Well now jeans are popular because it's winter. Nothing wrong with skinny jeans now is there =P?
Tights/spandex are getting popular now as well which is fine by me since they're a skin tight version of jeans lol.

Can anyone tell me why Japanese school girls wear socks with the Playboy bunny on them? I found this very strange.
I told my host「この兎はアメリカの変態です。」I don't think she appreciated that...

>>166
That's called orgy. lol

>>168
>I told my host「この兎はアメリカの変態です。」
lol'd. I don't know why either.

>>170
It's because the bunny in itself doesn't look pervert.
I have no clue what the Playboy bunny looks like, though.

rabbit is rabbit
kinko is kinko
what this is all about

>>168
I think that's a Japanese apparel company has the liscency for the logo from
Playboy magazine. I have seen the rabit logo on mens' especially middlea aged
men's wear.

The rabit on high school girls's socks? That's new to me and searched
and seems like line up for girls wear with the rabbit logo on them.
https://www.vector-store.jp/oroshi/sd/6569/i144/
http://www.amazon.co.jp/プレイボーイ（PLAYBOY）-タオル（フラワータオル）-レディス-【ブラック-F】/dp/B001BFZ8FU/ref=sr_1_3/376-8975374-4754760?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1228670316&sr=1-3
http://www.amazon.co.jp/PLAYBOY-キュートマリーンバニー-スカート付きビキニ-ブラック-１１L/dp/B001AQS55U/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1228671099&sr=1-7

hentai? Hentai is a too strong a word for that. Hentai has connotation of
pervert but Playboy magazine is just a porn magazine and not pervertish.
I wouldn't buy products with the rabbit logo, though. Because the rabit
resembles the Playboy magazine.

Maybe the rabbit mark isn't so well known for us Japanese. And some girls
just think it's cute.

You can't click on the second and the third links.
Forget about them.

http://www.amazon.co.jp/s?ie=UTF8&search-type=ss&index=apparel&field-keywords=PLAYBOY
These are product lines. You can see some of them have the bunny logo on them.
I didn't know they sell even swimsuits.

>>173
You can see it in >>139 picture. The second girl from the right has the Playboy bunny on her sock.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/Japanese_school_uniform_dsc06052.jpg
I used "hentai" because I didn't know the word in Japanese for porn lol.

http://www.amazon.co.jp/s?ie=UTF8&search-type=ss&index=apparel&field-keywords=PLAYBOY

These are all Playboy items.

>>175
Oh, I see. She sure wears socks with the bunny.
You can say ポルノ。ポルノ雑誌（雑誌）＝porn magazine.

I mean, ポルノ雑誌（ざっし)
I meant to write in hiragana in ( )

>>176
I wouldn't use ポルノ雑誌 usually.
More often than not, It's called エロ本 in Japanese.

>>168
I think I would've raised my eyebrows to hear that.
What's your point!? The bunny is an American perv? Are you crazy?
...are things that would pop in mind. lol

>>177
Ah, You are right. エロ本 is more common way of saying it.
But I think Playboy is too softcore and kind of sophisticated to be called エロ本.
Just my opinion.


Seems like products with the bunny mark on them have been getting popular among even
young girls.

http://q.hatena.ne.jp/1107768556
This page is written in Japanese. Sorry.

I was judged by 2ch that I'm a link spammer. lol
I tried several times to post one more message with another URL,
a link to an article introducing Playboy opened a shop in London.

I typed my message and click on 書き込む(＝post) several times but my
new post wasn't be seen on a reloaded page because my post included URL.

I think this post is OK. Anyway, good night.

i want to download BOON PLAYER

were is a url to direct download?

At my college, there are a large number of Japanese students who are studying
abroad. I think there are over 100. The girls are mostly really hot. It's too
bad I can't speak Japanese very well.

>>184
what did you say???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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子どもコーナーならABCの絵本あるよ。お座りするとこもあるじゃない。
みんな可愛いしね。

Japanese girls are not very attractive, your standards
have been set low.

>>188

This is probably true. Everyone in my college is dirt poor. Poo girls are
generally uglier than rich girls.

スーパーの店長とか？　レストランの仲居さんとか？

Can anyone help me figure out the Japanese in the previous posts?
>>187
I kind of understand this one, or at least the general idea, but I have no
idea about what the direct translation would be.
>>190
I understand this post but I don't understand the context.

>>191
187 says:

You can find picture books that teach kids alphabets at the kids section.
You can babysit your kids there, you know.
They're all cute, too.

More literal translation would be:

If (you go to) the kids section, there are ABC picture books.
There is a place (kids (and most likely parents too)) can sit at.
They're all cute, too. (No idea what "they" refers to. Need more context)

Don't know what's going on. Guess someone got infected by some virus and is posting random stuff around here. Probably 190 and 187 are the same person.

http://kei.iichan.net/b/res/149660.html

look at these fags

is The Japanese internet full of them?

http://www.blueridgeschool.com/uploaded/photos/Admissions/06ers.jpg
negroes and whites shoulder to shoulder.

>>194
thats a good peaceful picture!

うわーん！！！！！！！！

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/Japanese_school_uniform_dsc06052.jpg
Wow, what a coincidence! I didn't notice bunny sign.
I didn't know bunny sign is so popular among students.
Next time I have to confirm it with my own eye. That is called hentai.

Does college and university have dress code?

I've never heard of dress code in University of Japan.
Students get suddenly free in university and again wear
the same dark suits in a group for recruiting.

Does dress code exist to prevent american students from wearing
fllabergasting clothes, unthinkable clothes in Japan?

>>184
Over 100 Japanese students study at your college? It sounds like
there's a quite large Japanese community there. I assume there are some grocery
stores as well in your area that sell Japanese magazines, food and imported stuff for them.

Hearing the number, the size of education he attends
seems not "college".

>>199
There's actually a chain of Japanese grocery stores in the US.
http://www.mitsuwa.com/

あるじゃん。事足りるじゃん。

>>201
http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20pictures/!jpg/what.jpg

>>201
I had been mitsuwa few times.
They have 6 stores in California? hahaha

>>203
>9000

http://kei.iichan.net/b/res/149660.html
these guys are a bunch of JERKS
is the Non English speaking Internets this bad?

>>201
I think I've been to one in NJ before actually, that was huge.
Have you been to the Chicago store? They have もちつき大会 on New Years there.
http://www.mitsuwa.com/event/event.php?e=52

>>205
possibly my most favorate meme EVER
http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20pictures/!jpg/9000FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF1226027138801.jpg

A Japanese-American is now Secretary of Veteran Affairs, in the Presidential Cabinet.

"(CNN) -- President-elect Barack Obama formally announced Sunday that retired Army Gen. Eric Shinseki, a decorated veteran and popular figure among critics of the Bush administration, is his pick to be secretary of Veterans Affairs.

...

The official announcement took place in Chicago, Illinois, on Sunday, the anniversary of Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor in 1941."

>>206

You're a shit poster who most people want to go away.

ever scince i 1st entered a chat room
back in 2003. It has always been like this
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its me.

>>199

There is an Asian grocery store several miles away. There is one
rather close which is called Harris Teeter. Why do they need a Japanese
grocery store?!

>>200

Ok, sorry, university would be the correct term.

>>213

Pardon, I meant to say there is one American grocery store rather close.

http://kei.iichan.net/b/src/1228639643348.jpg
http://kei.iichan.net/b/src/1228626536658.jpg
http://kei.iichan.net/b/src/1228623719348.jpg
http://kei.iichan.net/b/src/1228685903127.png
Japan....
You guys have some fucked up in the head artists
i mean seriously
WHAT
THE
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>>215
wow, are you interested in small girls?
It doesn't match your character, I think.

>>216
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
いいえ！！！！！！！！！！
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､､､､し ､､､((（.＠）ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

IM HEALTHY!!!!!

http://kei.iichan.net/b/src/1228639643348.jpg
http://kei.iichan.net/b/src/1228626536658.jpg
http://kei.iichan.net/b/src/1228623719348.jpg
http://kei.iichan.net/b/src/1228685903127.png
THESE PICTURES MAKE ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>216
>It doesn't match your character,
of course it dosen't

http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20pictures/!JPG/FINE1220812209988.jpg
This is my interests!

>>218
Pedo in denial. Trying too hard to pretend to be ephebophilic.

>>219
im 17 years old!
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FUTUREISTICLY GOOD!!

>>213
Once they adjust to American food, customs, gadgets whatsoever it wouldn't be that
big of a deal, but I guess it'd be just nice for them to have access to things they're more
familiar with. Or maybe it's just that they're picky about certain things. In fact some stores do
quite good business selling Japanese stuff where there's demand. If you get to know some
of them in your university, probably you'll find out what they're like.

Sparky, stop posting dirty pics, please

>>223
ok
ok
ok
ok
you said please

Were ever i go i always change the face of that place for ever

>>192
Forgot to check if anyone answered my question. Thanks for explaining.

IT IS OFFICIAL
i am never going back to English speaking Internets again

http://kei.iichan.net/b/src/1228696877480.jpg

is this REAL?

>>218
Sparky, you're making a fool of yourself.

>>207
Yup, I've been to the Chicago Mistuwa twice.
The first time I went with a bunch of friends who all went on the exchange trip and the second time I took my family.
My friends and I spent a good amount of time walking around the grocery store trying to find all the food we tried in Japan.
I actually bought some frozen takoyaki there (it was OK, not as good as the real thing).
The best thing about Mitsuwa though is the food court. It's basically the only place I know of where I can find Japanese food other then sushi.
Oh and the bookstore is pretty cool as well. The next time I go back I might buy a children's book or a manga with furigana so I can practice my Japanese.
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>>227
But this thread is named Chat in English.

By the way, weren't those lolicious pics illegal in the US?
I don't know much about laws of your state, but I'm pretty sure they're nothing your neighbors would think are nice.

Also, you're underage b& in most of internet cesspits you seem to frequent in the first place.
Honestly, I don't think they're good for your mental health.

>>226
I thought my post didn't make sense at all because of my horrible (or proper?) engrish.
Glad if my post helped you.

You see
im avoiding
2 types of people online

thats why this is my last frontier
also
http://compy4.b33r.net/my%20pictures/AWESOME%20SCHOOL%20PICTURE!1228696877480.jpg
they look soo happy.................... sigh...............................................

>>231
Two types of people? What kind of guys are you talking about? Pedos and idiots?

ロリコン
AND
middle school weeaboos online..................

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>>215
Japanese congress proceeds to regulate child porn more strictly
from the pressure from USA. They may not think it as pressure
though. They seem to think whatever the US says right.
You won't be able to see such stuff sooner or later.
If you wanna protect such a perverted culture, you should pressure
Japan with USA power.
This kind of culture is sick and most of Japanese are away from it.
I personally have never seen this stuff and not serious about regulation.
But this quick move is weird. Definition can change for the convenience of
the feminists and gender free mania.
In japan gender free, which got old fashioned and disproved in the west
, is still prevelant in education.
In some public place gender sign in rest room is made to be confusing.
They don't like pink colour and skirt. They are allocated huge budget
from the government and they have their office in every public administration.

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Why are gender free people ugly?
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http://trendy.nikkeibp.co.jp/article/pickup/20071023/1003771/02_spx150.jpg

Their hair is usually short and parted on one side.

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This is a pen.

http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20pictures/!JPG/FINE1220812209988.jpg
Girls in these outfits showing sexual
temptations could be child porn sooner or later.

Teeneager in swim suits too.

http://compy4.b33r.net/my%20pictures/AWESOME%20SCHOOL%20PICTURE!1228696877480.jpg
They don't look like Japanese. Taiwanese or malaysian?
They are tanned and dark. Climate looks tropical.
Japanese of the far south, okinawan and japanese expatriotes' children
in a southern country could possibly be.

>>240
I lol'd. They don't look like jailbait to me though.

ok firefox profile clean
bookmarks transefered and all needed extentions are in LETS GO!

FUCK THE ENGLISH SPEAKING INTERNETS
im staying here
http://4chan.b33r.net/sparky4/+4/q/
i can make all boards JAPANESE
NOW!
go there!
it was English user interface not it is Japanese

>230
Lolicon is not illegal in the US. Time and time again, the Supreme Court has declared laws banning lolicon "unconstitutional" and struck them down. Most recently the Supreme Court of Iowa also declared such laws unconstitutional, in the Handley case.

You could never ban drawings in the US. The people believe in liberty too much.

>237
In some sense they oppose the concept of beauty itself...

One of my best friends was gender free.

>231
Goddamn sparky, get off the internet. Go to your local library and annoy them instead.

In the UK, teenager aged 16 and over seems to expose boobs and pussy.
How about America?
On one hand we have to wait untill 18. on the other hand Perverted child heitai manga
is circulated in the underground as well. We can't see penis and pussy in porn while
perted play like bukkake and violent against women is circulated for fetish.
Drawing the line is obscure in japan.

>>246
i cannot just "leave"
this is my life

http://iichan.ru/b/src/1228704108121.gif
DO A BARREL ROLL!
GRAPHIX ARE STATE OF THE ART!!!!!!!!!

I heard there is a political group for pedophilia(young child feticism) in netherland.
It's ridiculous. lol

I don't think any matured and consent sex can be O.K.
Why do americans and europeans love anal sex? it's sick.
Jesus must have banned it.
They may have their own right. But it's so popular and "normal".

>>250
you are right

IT IS SICK
and i do not know why
Bye the way
WERE ARE YOU FROM >>250?
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>>247

Yup, some high school girls do that. Even girls from my high
school took pictures of themselves in erotic positions and/or exposed.

>247
All I know is, in the US, the average age of "first sex" is 16.9 for boys and 17.4 for girls. My college professor showed me these statistics in class.

But it varies a lot. Some kids have sex when they're 11 or 12, others then they're 32. There are ltos of different cultures in the US.

>>248
That is the path to a failed life.

>>253
(4 o_o) wtf
also
my "real life" is fail and it has not began yet.

Our world is screwed up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>my "real life" is fail and it has not began yet.
your lines remind me of the lines come from the film "Kids Return"
｢I wonder our life has been ended up as it is ｣ ｢it has not began yet｣

>>256
But also from 逆境無頼カイジ Ultimate Survivor:
"“They live meaningless lives. They waste their precious days over nothing.
No matter how old they get, they’ll continue to say, My real life hasn’t started yet. The real me is still asleep, so that’s why my life is such garbage.
They continue to tell themselves that. And they age. Then die. And on their deathbeds, they will finally realize. The life they lived was the real thing.

>>257
I'll awaken on Day 1

What is Day 1?





sparky4 (IN JAPAN) log: Day1-
<insert official 1st day of life here>.

Only way for me to start my REAL life is to get on the plane that I call Ласточка and go into the ストラトスフィア, and cross the INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE! Then it will be
BACK TO THE FUTURE PART 4
Then land safely in the Land of the rising sun.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1613775
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2087941
These 2 songs means ALOT to me.
Me need to get The Sacred Ticket of Freedom.
a LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNG chain reaction
LEADS UP TO
surviving
Raver's Hell
don't go psycho and start stabbing people.

>>258
Then show we your mylist for niconico. Click マイページ, from upper right on page.　

don't have one ^^;

As you watch favorite niconico, Click 登録. and it is registered on your list.

>>261
were?

>>258
That's a great song for while doing homework, thanks Sparky.

I'm just curious, are there any Japanese here who are in high school?
I kind of doubt it since they probably wouldn't be proficient enough to want to post in this thread.

>>263
np^^
http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20Music/vocaloid/edm/
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

IS THIS THE KID Bill Gates definitely? I doubt it.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5020631

>>263
I don't see why not; it's fairly common for at least some English to be taught at a young age in Japan.

>>264
Have you ever swum in the Panama Canal ?

As I see it, Japanese English learners whose English are good enough
to understand what's going on here in detail are rare.
It's almost impossible for high school kids to follow conversdations here.
All they can do is to post one line or two. They don't/can't even read long posts.
If they do, it takes a lot of time to read and understand them. Replying them takes
much more time and energy for them.

Japanese in this thread consists of three types, being the first type the
majority.

1. NEET. They have lots of time to study English. Actually, for many years.
Their English is good enough because long time NEET here have a passion to
study English although they aren't willing to get a job. Or personality problems
of them make it difficult for them to be motivated to get a job.

2. University students or grad students. Their English proficiency is not
better than NEET but some are very good at English.

3. High school kids. Their English is not good enough to make thmeselves
understood. Even high school kids who can enter one of the best universities
in Japan don't have a good writing skills.

As long as NEET is the majority of this thread, Skype conference is
just a pie in the sky because they don't want to say they are NEET, talking on
Skype. If university or high school students were the majority here, Skype
conference had already been realized.

That's just my opinion as one of the hard core NEET.

If you found boobs lying on the street, do you think you'd pick them up?

I'd call the police because that means I bumped into a murder scene.

By the way,I think this.
Why some people cough out virus in the train?
Are you fool???
You should die hastily.From now.

>>269
I'd want to grab oppai in the sky.

>>269
call the police immediately

I have to admit that pronunciation of `recognize` and `Al Jazeera`
is cool ----!

Do you have tastes in the pronunciation of particular words ?

>>274
Boobs are tits are two wonderful words.

Look into the mirror, naked, and you will understand your right breast is a boob
and your left one is a tit.

Al Jazeera is cool.
Much cooler than Fox News in every possible way.

>>277
In what way ? For example ?

>>276
I actually saw my breat reflected from the mirror, as you said,
but I didn't think both sides of my breast have any difference.
Am I wrong?

>>279
Quite wrong!
Your boob (right) sagged, bloated, while your tit (left) took a shape of love.
That's it.

My nipples feel super!
Do your nipples feel super?

get your asshole out of my sight

>>278
Sorry I rephrase it if I wasnt clear enough.
Fox News is just a piece of crap that doesnt deserve to be watched by anyone but retarded christians.
Therefore almost anything'd be better than them.

>>283
Sorry I rephrase it [ if I wasn't clear enough ].
Fox News is just a piece of crap
[ that doesnt deserve
[ to be watched by anyone but retarded Christians ] ].
Therefore, almost anything would be better [ than they ].

>>282
Get your Biiiiiiiiiiig Rod into into my aaaaaaaaaasshy tuuuuuunel!!!!!!!!

>>281
You asked a question here but you didn't say thank you to them.
The reasons are you didn't understand what they were saying.
You can't respond to them in English.

You answer questions in other threads in English board but you can't
write decent English. That's terrible to think that you are an English
teacher at public school.

>>267
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
nope

A native english speaker is here!
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1225314976/l50

>>264
Why did you abondan the thread? You created it yourself.
Don't leave it alone.

>>280
Umm, it seems that I have to train myself to be able to distinguish the
difference of them!

>>288
Sparky is the kind of person who doesn't take responsibility for what he did.
No laughing matter.

>>283
Thanks.
Your information about it deserves to be read!

>>288
oops (^^ ;)

>>292
Can I make bad virus land on Panama vice the Panama Canal ?

Oops!
×vice
○via

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YGmZMOOHhLU&feature=related
Don't you think melody is moving?

Sparky speaks broken English. That thread is a fraud!

>>296
The thread is not a Fraud!
I am not serious on my English online.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YGmZMOOHhLU&feature=related
This one is also awesome.

>>298
The same link as 295.

>>296
One of the reasons why the university students from Japan studying
there is to learn English so you can strike a conversation in English
with them. International students from Japan don't mingle with American students
because their English isn't so good. You are the one who paves the way
for them to make freinds with America students.

100 students from Japan to Tennessee? That's a large number.

And I've just gotten 300.

Sorry sparky.

A lot of Korean people come and study in America.
Korean guys are getting more and more popular in America
coz they are well educated, quite good-looking, and nice to girls.
White girls are waiting in line to ask out Korean guys.
I'm proud of it. :)

>>301
When this thread gets less busy, you bring up how Korean men is popular.
I know you post decent comments when this thread is busy. :)

バカなすれだね

http://youtube.com/watch?v=smG5xN5GOxg&feature=related
This one is also awesome. Don't you think so?

>>302
Such as posts which include attack to >>1 at the begining of this thread?

うんこ韓国！　

why Did you play your own work

くそばばぁだけだろ＞＞韓国人に興味あんのはさ〜

低脳韓国英語！

com on ass

韓国人は、ばばぁのマンコでも手伝ってれば良いのでは？

あほな韓国人！

反応するな

ここは掃き溜め英語のスレ！ここは掃き溜め英語のスレ！

ここは掃き溜め英語のスレ！ここは掃き溜め英語のスレ！

>>307
Member of the band is in jail now.

ゴミ

ここは掃き溜め英語のスレ！ここは掃き溜め英語のスレ！

>>299=>>301=>>302
why did you high-hat students from overseas
I HAVE UNDERSTANDED WELL ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY THEN QUIT GIVING STINKS

どーした？　


低脳英語を己が認識できないクソどもの溜まり場〜〜〜

http://youtube.com/watch?v=smG5xN5GOxg&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YGmZMOOHhLU&feature=related
AWESOME!

the foreigners must be ass.

ほ〜ら低脳！

低脳英語こいてんじゃねぇ〜ぞ

私はその人こそ真に勇気と優しさがあると思う。

って違うんだような・・・

このパート１２１って何だ

これほど低脳な英語をやってる馬鹿がいるのに驚きだよなぁ

ゴミがこんなにいるとはなぁ　

おい！
>>1
は、死ね
もういらねぇよ

崩壊クソ英語！崩壊クソ英語！崩壊クソ英語！崩壊クソ英語！崩壊クソ英語！

くだらねぇエクスタシー感じるのは終わり＞＞ゴミ

>>321's comment was directed at >>318
I wholeheartedly agree with you!

Could someone translate the moonspeak? What's this sudden influx of moon runes?

ほ〜らクソ英語！

これほど低脳な英語をやってる馬鹿がいるのに驚きだ

ほ〜ら低脳！

低脳英語こいてんじゃねぇ〜ぞ

崩壊クソ英語！崩壊クソ英語！崩壊クソ英語！崩壊クソ英語！崩壊クソ英語！





ーーーーーーーーくだらねぇエクスタシー感じるのは終わりーーーーーー

1 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/12/07(日) 13:03:07 ←死ね！


ーーーーーーーーくだらねぇエクスタシー感じるのは終わりーーーーーー

チップが入ってるなら、札はつけなくても・・・
あと、フルネームじゃないほうがいいよ！

He has got bad mark in English through his life.
He took his grudge out on this thread.

>>329
Are you サーウィッ＆バアル＆ ショウガ, the master of English on this board?

崩壊クソ英語！崩壊クソ英語！崩壊クソ英語！崩壊クソ英語！崩壊クソ英語！





ーーーーーーーーくだらねぇエクスタシー感じるのは終わりーーーーーー

ちんこーーまんこーーちんこーーまんこーーちんこーーまんこーーちんこ

穴で感じなエクスタシーを！

しょぼいクソ英語はいらねぇよ

I like where this is going. I'm always trolling idiots on *chans anyway.

>>334
Would you show us decent English by yourself
instead of shitty Englishクソ英語 here？

For English native speakers, he is providing the occasion to learn
colloquial usages in Japanese here. You all have to thank him.

>>337
This.

The spammer speaks perfect slangy Japanese, and I too learned tons of informal English words and phrases from trolls.
We can't tell which is engrish and which is English anyway lol

All you guys got trolled hard

>>339
I (>>335 and >>338) personally welcome Japanese trolls as long as they're creative and don't outnumber us.
Provocative langauge is lively, vivid, and has huge power to carry meaning.
You shouldn't use offensive words, but you can learn a lot from successful trolls.
I thank trolls on English forums and image boards with my whole heart.
I don't think Crystal would agree with me though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6duCoMM4I

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
thats my Math Teacher!

If you are japanese, You can sense something beyond troll
in him. His vivid Japanese tells me he is really angry and
psycho.

http://compy4.b33r.net:88/uploads/Azads%20gaot%20killing%20005.avi

this is original file

>>340 :P I don't care about trolls. Especially here, my Japanese isn't good
enough to understand the trolling in Japanese, and even so it takes so much
time to understand, I don't have the time to look up so many kanji, at least
not while I'm so busy with schoolwork. English trolls are almost as easy to
ignore, and if their English is awkward as it might be here, it can be amusing.
Trolls are not so bad really, spammers are the annoying ones.

>>342
Guess I'm used to stupidity.

パイ食べる？

>>344
>Trolls are not so bad really, spammers are the annoying ones.
I couldn't agree more.

>>341
> He's got a blade!

I stopped watching right there.

>>347

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Haha, Sparky spams the threads everytime he shows up.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=smG5xN5GOxg&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YGmZMOOHhLU&feature=related
This magnificience made Americans silent.
They can't resist the allure of these songs but can't openly
say it's heart-warming. You can say it here. You can't be detected.
You can hide your trip-code too.

>>349

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
KEKEKEKE

He doesn't know how much we dislike him. That's his lack of the ability to read people's minds.

暖炉に大型犬。そこで編み物をするバイリンガル。

すごーい！

>>352
Are you talking about Sparky? If you're a Japanese 2cher and don't like him, I recommend you hide his posts.
You know how to あぼーん, right? He's always using his trip, so...

Hey, Sparky. Good news to you. Your aussie adversary got fined.
Guess I shouldn't go to the country with my laptop.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=683689

>>350
I love this line "To all those in a jail, those persecuted for the cause
Your actions were not in vain, soon the light of freedom will shine again! "
especially.

Please don't hate me

the entire English speaking internet hates me.

Really? nobody supports you?

That can't be helped. Listen to your heart.
You are the reason why they hate you.

A, stop spamming
B, pay attention to your language
C, communicate

And things will change for the better.

>>358
nobody on this side of the internet
i have very few friends on the internets
but they are mixed in with all the jerks

C, communications as in?

Change yourself. Yes, you can.

i always been my self

ohh shit

English speaking people are attacking the Russian Internets
and useing MY NAME

>>360
Don't you have friends in real life?

Are you deliberately using miss-spelling which
even non-native speaker like me can notice?
For example, useing.

>
Are you deliberately using miss-spelling which
even non-native speaker like me can notice?
For example, useing.
yes

>Don't you have friends in real life?


well you see i have nobody to relate with in school
remember i live in shitty North Louisiana
English speaking people are attacking the Russian Internets
and useing MY NAME

>English speaking people are attacking the Russian Internets
and useing MY NAME


OOPS FORGOT TO REMOVE THIS ^^;

You can't get along well with full european americans there?
You are half-latin so cultural difference exists?

>>252
japanese girls must be doing it on the internet.
I'm talking about legal age.

Can americans publish 16-year-old nude photo
legally?
We can't see it. Instead there are(were?) books and dvds featuring
low and middle teens who do salacious pose.

>>370
no it is illieagla until they are 18

>>371
British law seems to be more slack.

I can't speak English.

>>368
Oh, he can. He's just making silly excuses.

>>370
Not nude, no. But something salacious is ok. It's more underground than in Japan. Check out sites like:
http://img.12chan.org/jb/
It can be very slow, though.

>>368
>You are half-latin so cultural difference exists?

yes big time

>>370
>teens who do salacious pose
rofl, that sounds really awkward. I actually had to look up what "salacious" meant.
"obscene", "suggestive", or "lewd" would be better.

That would be like saying, "The English internet [burlesques] Sparky for his strange personality."
Instead of, "The English internet [makes fun of] Sparky for his strange personality."
To be honest I'm not even sure I used "burlesques" properly, but you get the idea.

"The English internet hates sparky4 for his strange personality."

あなたの理想の人はこの世にはいませんよ。

help

I can't believe it--I'm back.
They finally let me back in.
I've been locked out for so long...

>>380
hi
im sparky4
and "The English internet hates sparky4 for his strange personality."

>>381
Hi!
Can anyone be too strange for the internet, I wonder...
There's a place for everyone, even on the "English internet".
You just have to find the right chat room.

>>382
looked everywere
and i alway get hated by 1 of the 2 types of eneymys

>>380
Are you really the internt addicited house wife?
Have you been following all the threads while you couldn't post?
If so, do you know we missed very much?
Or you just concentrated on curing you Internet addiction? :P

I don't know how many peopole here know the time when you frequented.
Boston Red Sox couldn't make it to the world series although, Dice-K
won more wins decreased his losses. He played best among Red Sox's pitcher
lineup.

http://iichan.ru/b/res/369740.html
you can learn a thing or 2 in this thread

>>380
OMFG!
It's been a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog time!
I guess you'd been banned for like one year.
How've you been?

>>386
"THE COMPY 386
A SPECTICAL OF GRAPHICS AND SOUND"

Why do people get banned here anyway? jook couldn't post for like an hour
the other day for some reason. Why does that happen?

>>388
bad administration?

>>388
I don't know exactly but people from overseas sometimes get banned by 2ch.
Maybe because there's some cyber attacks from people with overseas domain but
I'm not sure. As far as I know, people whose IP address includes se (sweden)
are banned now. There used to ba a university student from Sweden whose
handle name is スウェーデン人 but he has been denied his access.
He can post from his friends home because thier IP address don't include .se.

In domestic cases, if someone is posting random meaningless posts including
link spams and all that, he is banned for some time. Other people who
happen to use the same ISP, are banned, too. I've experienced gettng banned
even though I didn't do any nuisances.

>>384 >>386
Thank you for your welcoming words!
I might have been personally banned, but I think what actually happened
was that they blocked most American ISPs and proxy servers around the
same time. Because most of the Americans suddenly disappeared from this
thread about a year ago. I haven't been following in the meantime; it was too
frustrating to not be able to post.

I'm still addicted to the Internet, but I've developed a second embarrassing
addiction--to my son's Guitar Hero game. I'm really good on easy mode; can't do
anything on medium mode. Yes, I know this is lame.

I'm so happy to be back, although I don't know how long it will be before I'm kicked
off again.

>>390
ohh ok
Faggets keep abusing the Internets

YOU CANNOT RULE 34
YOTSUBA & WINDOWS ME TAN IN THE SAME PICTURE!!!!
this is a fact

>>388
2ch sometimes block a bunch of overseas providers for an unspecified time period
because spammers often use foreign proxies. I'm not sure about jook's case.

http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20pictures/+meeee@_vipwaiting1.bmp - this is me!
http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/flash/gikopoi116_for/flash_gikopoi.html -meet me here!

I have wondered why all most all people come here from abroad are Americans so far,
and had no idea.
Considering the huge population of China, it's curious that no Chinese people exisit in this thread.
But after reading >>390, I got slight ideas about that; people from most of the countries
are banned to access 2ch! As a result, native-speakers here are all Americans.
Do you think my assumption is correct or incorrect?

>>396
The Chinese internets is the most isolated one

you have to get a boat
　　　 ／⌒ヽ
　　　（^ω^　）A Nice boat
　 ____(_⊂＿i____
〜 ＼___________／ 　）) 〜

just to see a Chinese Webpage
http://www.youku.com/
Chinese Youtube!

>>391
Lol'd at your Guitar Hero addiction. Which song are you best at?

>>395
Can I visit the place ?

>>391
Never played Guitar Hero game myself. You are young at heart to be able to
enjoy such games. I personally lose interests in them.

So, you don't have any time left to study Japanese. You don't learn
Japanese from what's her name at a cafe?

>>399
Gikopoi online

sure you can ^^

Sparky, you should consider the furry fandom.

I think you'd fit right in.

>>396
There used to be people from Hong Kong, mainland china, Netherland.. etc.
イギリス人 is lurking. He's just busy with his work after getting a job.
The reason why there are many Americans here is that they came here from
4ch. 4ch itself is mostly for American. Just my opinion.

>>391
Wow! You must have been heartfelt by the reference about you in >>1.
lol Oh?, you could see the thread but couldn't post...
You seem not to be a kind of person who goes to 4chan? and forums like that which could
be a liaison to 2ch. You could let them write that you were stil alive and
wanted help.
Many americans here are from the south and the west. You are valuable
cos you are from the east. You must be one in Obama craze. Please let us know
how it is going in the east.

>>397
Chinese iternet is isolated...
humm, I heard that somewhere before, but this is the first time I realise that actually.

It may be true that this thread would be filled with Chinese if they could access freely ^^;
ok, by the way I'm 399 and take a short visit to your place!

>>376
You didn't know salacious? I learned it through
writing or audio material somewhere on the internet.
It was surely a source from a native speaker.
I didn't mean to be pedantic.
I was just ignorant. Anyway, thank you.

keira=robotintokyo (California)
ベイエリア人(California)
tennessian(Tennessee)
アメリカ人(Chicago)
crystal(California)
jook(california)
火花(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田(Louisiana)
米人（Boston)

I caanot come up with good handle name!

I assumed アメリカ人 was from CA. He was brought up in IL
and now studies in CA?

>>391
Don't worry. I think 2ch won't ban American ISPs again.
Do you know why 2ch banned most of American ISPs? It's because a guy posted insanely huge amount of spams by using American proxies.
2ch had no way of getting contact to those ISPs, so 2ch couldn't solve this problem except the blocking
I'm living in the US and got banned too.
One year of blocking was just crazy. I hope it will never happen again.

>>409
アメリカ人 live in Chicago. He went to Obama's rally there.
Just planning on goin to South California university.

イギリス人 said that host names which ended with country names
was blocked.
like ******.kr ******.jp.

>>411
Really. It was my preconception.
South California University?
He wants to be an actor?

>>413
Don't know. He said he doesn't want to go to university full of geeks and nerds
such as Calitech. Stanford's carriculum is too hard for him.
Silvestor Stalone is from South California university, if I'm not wrong.

Interesting that they would ban so many people to get rid of a few, but
I guess sometimes that needs to be done. Thanks for your responses.

>>407>>411
Do we have our own personal stalkers? If you knew I lived in a small town I'd be worried =P. I forgot I mentioned I went to the rally, that must have been one of my first posts.
>>412
We haven't seen イギリス人 in awhile...


Ok so, my 日本語先生 told my class that we would be participating in a blogging project with our sister school in Japan.
Considering half my class has been to Japan, we were all very excited and gave suggestions to our teacher on how to set up such a community blog.
I don't think it'll be successful though. Most of my class hardly knows any Japanese and even us AP students don't have comparable proficiency to our Japanese friends' English.
Maybe it'll be like this thread and it that case it wouldn't be too bad.
Oh and I have to do an oral presentation (in Japanese and I can only use notes, not read verbatim) on 文化祭 soon, so I'll be asking for help here on that, if you don't mind.

>>416
Stalker? give me a break. You are the one who made those facts in public.
You also said you sniffed your host sister's panty in a washing mashine
while you homestayed in Japan. :p

>>415
I agree with you.

But imagining how people feel afte suddenly banned and cannt leave the explanation
to their company about the reason they banned, I cannot help feeling symphathy for them.

Haga kenji's dick is bigger than Satlone' one.
Tosupo officially annouced it. it's true.

>>413
Haha, no not an actor. >>414 is right. Not sure about Stalone, but George Lucas is a USC film school graduate.

>>401
Sparky, I couldn't come across you..

>>402
I HATE PRON

>>416
You don't have courage to record you reading a part of your draft presentation and
let us listen to it here, do you?
Anyway, every Japanese here is happy to help you.

>>417
If it were true, I cannot help despising アメリカ人.
(though if I were in the same situation, I might so it.hehe )

Anyway, I know you're joking.
It is interesting if you imagine this wise American sniffing panties, though lol

>>421
my shitty life inturupted my Real life

>>424
After he left Japan, there was a commotion in the host family because
several panties and bras were gone.

>>424
i am the system admin of
四葉☆ちゃんねる
http://compy4.b33r.net/sparky4/+4/

>>426
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>417
lol, yup I was teasing. Host sister? Nah, host mother is where the fun is at.
>>423
That's a tall order, we'll see how desperate I get for help.

sniffed your host sister's panty in a washing mashine

That's what Bill White did to a panty of his tenant.

i am now at gikopoi

>>426
Why you know that, which only the host family can know lol

Someone's trying to get in アメリカ人's pants right now.

My favorite Guitar Hero song?
I am playing Guitar Hero 3, and I like many of the songs.
So, it's tough to say. Perhaps Pearl Jam's "Evenflow" is my favorite.
My best song so far is "Knights of Cydonia" because I played it without a mistake.
And my all time high score is a little over 140000 on "Cliffs of Dover".
It's funny, because I remember many of these songs from when they were
new.
But this is all on easy mode. My reaction times aren't good enough for medium mode yet!
Unfortunately, Guitar Hero 1 and 2 don't work on a PS3. I like a lot of the songs
on the second game; too bad for me.

>>433
...................................

I know アメリカ人 covered his head around dark handkerchief and tied a knot under his nose
and carried Furoshiki full of bras and panties on his back.

FUROSHIKIアメリカ人!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>436
Like this?
http://chobi-diary.cocolog-nifty.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/12/doro.jpg

YES!

Guitar Hero is an imtation of konami, GuitarFreaks.
Konami allowed them under some condition but seemed to
sue other fake company.

>>440
Konami is Japanese right????

Japanese company's name but I don't know the meaning.

Japan is very Original
VERY ORIGINAL

>>441
You would love this.
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=NQOEfSaqq4Q

>>444
what is it?

>>434
Hi, 米人.
I haven't seen you though I visit here frequently(especially since a few weeks ago)
I know that you used to be addicted to the internet and now you are intrigued by `Guitar Freeks`.

Please introduce yourself and let me know information about you.

私は風呂敷の発明者です。

Hi sparkly.
I enjoyed conversation with you at the online space.
I will visit there once in a while and talk with someone
to improve my English^^
You can become my English teacher if you don't mind..

It's a horizontally scrolling shoot'em up game called オトメディウス, spinn-off of
"Gradius".

>>447
Are you the inventor of `Huroshiki` ?
It's amazing.
それを証明できる人はいますか？(Is there anyone who can prove your invention?)

>>447
Natural Japanese. pat on your ass.

>>438
That person is you?

>>448
sure ^^;
i speak better than my Panamanian MOM

>>453
Thanks.
BTW, is it you that made the space?

the server is in Japan

i have to make the server then i make the space and i don't do flash
so nope!

The name Konami is very familiar to me. I think they made some Game Boy games, but
I don't remember which ones.

>>446
I was last here about a year ago. There isn't much to say about me. I'm
from the Boston area, I'm married with 2 kids (14 and 7), I work part time
as a substitute teacher in my daughter's elementary school. I was taking
Japanese lessons last year, but I stopped when I ran out of time and money.
I am still studying Japanese a little, and yes, I count watching anime and
dramas as studying! (listening practice)
I love reading manga, but have to read it in English translation, since it takes
me 1-2 hours to translate a page, and by then I've forgotten the story line.
I also suspect that I'm a lot older than most people here, but unfortunately, I'm
not a lot wiser, more's the pity.

>>456
WELCOME BACK!
^^
http://www.myspace.com/sprky4444444444444/
all data
almost all

>>455
Umm, I don't have enough knolege about the internet.
I could only understand the last line.

>>455
thats COMPUTER KNOWLAGE
and im 17 years old (^-^ 4;)

So tired...have to sign off. Nite!

mee to or mom will SHOOT ME WITH AK-47

>>456
Thanks.
I could grasp your character vaguely.
For me, it seems a little strange or rare that an American house wife
immerse herself in the internet or manga, and has interest in Japanese culture.
(I don't know well about Americans, though..)
You are an unique middle aged woman in America?

>>462
that is UNIQUELY RARE TO FIND AN AMERICAN HOUSEWIFE WHO IS INTERESTED IN Japanese stuff

Amazing

>>455
You are not the one who made the Gikoppoi, right?
That was his question.

>>460
Good night.^^

>>462
Maybe she's the first generation who were hooked to Japanese pop culture.

>>464
はい
はい
はい

NIGHT -_-
Mom is loading AK-47

Spark, I recommend that you play outside, or study something beneficial such as
the foregn languagel(including Japanese) or English composition,
if you are addicted to the online world and have a lot of time.
I'm happy if you enjoy your life outside a lot.

>>456
Anyway, good to have you back, 米人!
And I hope you master "Even Flow" on expert like this someday.
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHSUDrLDBQ

>>466
www?
what life?
you mean this Hell hole?
.......................................................................
out side is shit
lolis roam the streets o_o
creepy

Once or twice out of ten times, I mange to communicate with sparky.
But other times, it's like communicating with a dog or a cat, if you
know what I mean.

>>468
lolis roam the streets?
That's terrible --;

Well, you should study practical subjects, and emigrate to an another country.

hi everyone.
lets talk to me.someone！

>>471
how are you ?

>>450
私の友達を問いで下さい: www.abc.net.au/news/features/img/Entertainmentblog/2006/august/20060823tom.jpg

>>473
Thanks for your reply.
Well, what you mean is `please ask my friends`?
If so, correct one is `私の友達に聞いてください` or `私の友達に問うて下さい`.

P; I cannot open the URL...

Quick guide to Americans here.

*keira=robotintokyo (California)
A girl who once said that she'd start vlogging but her nearest shop is
on the north pole so she hasn't come back yet. Maybe attacked by a porlar
bear or now ended up living in Greenland. She might be robotingreenland now.

*ベイエリア人(California)
A man who claims he leads a reclusive lifestyle. Nice man who answeres
to our questions in another thread.

*tennessian(Tennessee)
A man who loves Japanese culture and wants to go out with Japanese exchange students
in his university. The winner of the 28th Elvis impersonater contest.

*アメリカ人(Chicago)
Man with panty fetish. Claims he'll be admitted to some of the Ivy league
colleges or USC. Learning Japanese but not so serious about it.

*crystal(California)
ESL teacher wannabe. Kind enough to answer our English questions. Loves
Japanese pop culture. a tad more serious than アメリカ人　but not so serious
about studying Japanese. Loves to play catch with her mom.

*jook(california)
Tech savvy. Nice enough to answer our English questions in another thread.
Loves to sleep with his girlfriend aka pebble behind his parents' eyes.
Loves to shave his girl friend's pubic hair.

*火花(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田(Louisiana)
A boy who lives only in cyber space. Sometimes it feels like it's more easy to
communicate with cats and dogs than him.

*米人（Boston)
Red Sox fans. Lived for a year in a rehabilitation facility to cure her
Internet addiction. Now she devellopped game addiction and every time
she sees her kids playing Guirtar Hero, she snaches a controller from them
and plays it. She ties them up with ropes and kick them away into the closet
not to be interupted by them while she plays the game.

>>475
Good job.

Do you know about the person who comments `robotin〜` every day?

>>477
I think I know about him. Because that's me. haha

>>470
look at
>>258
I am the system admin of my home made server
http://4chan.b33r.net/sparky4/+4/4/
this is my image board ^^;

>>474
Thanks for the help, I couldn't figure out the て form of 問う (some sort of exception, MS Word found the right kanji only when I used いで?)
and of course I used the wrong particle lol.
>>475-476
Well done, good sir!

>>478
lol...

the compy im useing is the actual server that hosts my image board and site

the server's name is compy4

If a 17 year old can do it
SO CAN YOU!

http://4chan.b33r.net/sparky4/!!!!setup%20programs/xampp-win32-1.6.8-installer.exe
server software
apache 2.xx with php support
,
http://4chan.b33r.net/sparky4/P/hfs.exe
light wieght server program that allows you to share files and upload files

, and
http://4chan.b33r.net/sparky4/+4/script/yotsuba.0001.zip
my custom version of the futaba script
it is the futaba script but only better ^^

>>480
＞(some sort of exception, MS Word found the right kanji only when I used いで?)
I tried it just now and found it's true.
But the fact doesn't have deep meaning at all, so don't worry.

And about URL, I couldn't notice your joke! It's a shame!
anyway, 疑問に思ったところは何でも聞いてください。

Lol... nice biographies.

Another American

*Ether (Florida)
Has travelled to Japan. Taller than 6 feet and blond.
Puts a photo of two sumo wrestlers he saw during his stay in Japan on the wall.
His penis was bitten off by a gigantic aligator while he was taking a nap
in his back yard. His mom is on the FBI's missing people list.
On the day he saw her last, he saw a huge alligator with its stomach
swollen dissapeaing into a swamp.

Crystal isn't a ESL teacher wanna-be.
I'd say she's technically a would-be,
but I'm sure she makes an excellent, superb, any-synonym-of-good teacher.

>>488
To sound humorous, I used "wannabe."

I'd say she makes a hot teacher then.

>>475
>Man with panty fetish.
Sauce

>>487
I know him.
He was here about a half years ago, and then jook, Crystal, アメリカ人 and etc,, all weren't.

When I came this thread after an interval, however, I found Ether(and　イギリス人) has disappeared and instead,
another native-speakers live here.(fortunatelly)

When did you come ??? Please let me know the tradition of this thread!

>>488 Aww thanks! ^_^

>>489 Yeah I realized it was a joke. Good joke! Actually I didn't even notice
the wannabe part, the part about playing catch with mom is what I most noticed.

jook, can you confirm >>490?

>>485
The "思ったところ" part of that sentence is confusing me.
Separately I know learned they mean "thought" and "place".
Maybe something like: "Whereupon you thought of a question, by all means please ask."

I found the picture on another site, try this link:
http://www.laineygossip.com/pics/tom%20fat%20nov07.jpg

>>495
I'd translate the sentence into :
If you have any question (about where you're stuck), feel free to ask.

Don't put each Japanese word into English. That'd be surely confusing.

>>495
Nice question!

`(疑問に)思ったところ` means `(疑問に)思ったこと`.
⇒`疑問に思ったことは、何でも聞いてください。`
⇒`Please ask me whatever you couldn't understand.`

Oh, he iss handsome. lol

>>491
>>417, >>426

>>492
Do you really know him? But how?
Did you meet him somewhere in your real life?

If someone can't understand what is written about on the 15 page of A book,
that's literally the place where you can't uderstand or わからない`所`.

If someone can't understand what is written about on page 15 of A book, for example,
that's literally the place where he/she can't understand or わからない`所`.

This version may be better.

>>492
I think イギリス人 is lurking. He's just busy with his job.
He said before he checks this thread before he goes to work in the morning
so maybe he doesn't have enough time to post.

>>495
疑問に思う is a set phrase that literally means to wonder or to doubt, e.g.,

あなたが正しいかどうか疑問に思う means "I wonder if you're right," "I can't believe you," or something.

ところ sometimes means "point" minus "improtant/critical" as in "That's the point," where "the point" literally means 大事なところ.
In this usage ところ is synonymous with 点 (てん).

So 疑問に思ったところ is 疑問に思った点, and, if you translate word-for-word, it'd be "anything you wonder/doubt/don't understand".

That's why it becomes "Feel free to ask us if you have any questions."

>>499
No.
I just have read his post, so I don't know about him well.
I watched the picture in which two sumo restlers appear though ^^;

>>502
Really lol
If I remember correctly, his English sentenses were stunning though I don't know the reason lies in
the fact that he is a British.
I couldn't have talked to him at that time because of a kind of fear.
I want to read his sentenses again someday!!

>>496-497>>503
なるほど、分かった。新しい日本語を習った。ありがとうございました。
Peace, I'm out dudes/dudettes.

>>506
ta-ta for now!

>>506
>dudettes
This is the first time I heard an American say this.

I just finished painting my nails red and white striped like candy canes :P

What for? Are you going on a date?

>>509
You should up a photo so we can see them.

What is the exact meaning of `faggot`?

What will happen to the American Auto industry?

>>509
That means you're ready to upload a photo of them for us to see?

You paint them at night for the following day?

>>512
gay.

>>514
You're dick headed.

Can you imagine? She did it to fascinate and please her boyfriend
in preparation for tonight's event.

>>515
... really ?

Oops, I'm sorry I made an assumption that Crystal be a woman, but
chances are, he's just enjoying crossdressing. :p

>>476 You forgot the part where I'm incredibly awesome.

Q1: Crystal painted her nail. Which assumption do you think is true?
Choose from following sentenses and mark the number.

1 just to be beautiful and get an satisfaction to herself
2 just to please her boy friend
3 to prepare for the night activity

>>520
4 to enjoy crossdressing

I hate to spoil >>520 but....
I was just bored and trying to procrastinate some homework. I don't want
to upload a photo but here's a video of an annoying lady doing pretty much
the same thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C61fR3tGR5A

>>519 Oh yeah, you showed them the shirt to prove it.

>>517 Yes, it means gay, but it can be really offensive to gay people. So
don't be like: "Oh, so you're a faggot! ^_^" to your gay friend.

>>518 Lol... umm... I guess I never did officially establish that huh?
Here it is: I'm a woman / 女の人です.

>>519
Huh? I wonder what?

>>520
5 Because it is known to repel tigers.
Crystal doesn't want to be mauled.

＞Yes, it means gay, but it can be really offensive to gay people
Thanks!
and
Sorry for having daubted it.>>515 <m(__)m>

Some Japanese boys are like this.
Can you believe it's a boy?
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=7yLHILk-LNY

>>526
He is so cute.
I feel DISGUSTING!!

>>527 I know I wouldn't look as nice in a dress...

>>528 However, I have been known to wear a kilt.

>>527
ROFL!!

I don't think I can tell if she's really a male by his look.
No I mean, he. lol

>>521
>>524
Thanks for your reply, but...
I don't want to say this to you...
but...

YOU ARE COMPLETELY WRONG! The answer is ...
Oh, it's time to eat dinner.

>>526
Even if he has bad personality, he would be the target of faggot.
If he has nice personality, some male would become faggot.

>>532 This is not really an appropriate use for the word faggot.
It's pretty much always used as an insult.
So, unless that's what you're going for...

>>533
I got it.
Thanx.

I used to use the word homo instead of the word faggot.

>>535 A little less rude.

Obama is for gay marriage, right?

>>526
It's a trap.

BTW, I used to look like a girl when I was a teenager. If anything, everyone thought I was a she when they saw me.
It took a whole year for the next door auntie to realize I was a he when our family moved to our new house when I was 16.
I self-loathed being literally cute then. I'm pretty knowlegeable about how Japanese middle age men grope girls on a train lol... ;_;

Now it'd be strange for women my age to have no makeup on, so I'm just a gay-looking guy.

I guess this has something to do with the reason why my wife chose me; she loves yaoi doujins.
The very fist words she said to me when we first met was "Wow, you have a boyfriend, don't you?"

>>537
He's against it. It's unnatural for the same sex couples to exist.

>>538
Trap? What do you mean?
It's not a trap. Just a video clip.
Don't try to make people think I tried to trap people here.

>>540 4chan slang. A cute girl that's actually a guy.

>>540
A trap means a guy who looks an atractive girl.
A reverse trap is the female version.

Google "Everyone is gay for Bridget."

>>539
But they DO exist. American gay couples march on the street, asking for their right.

>>543
I said it's unnatural, even if they actually exist.
We shouldn't admit to gay existence itself.

I have never met one gay male in person all in my life.
Gay males are so common in America?

>>545
Countries don't matter. It's more common than you expect.

>>545
WHAT?
YOU NEVER MET A FAGGET IN REAL LIFE?

>>484
that is my server software

>>546
http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20pictures/!jpg/FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.jpg

>>545
I'm sure you have. You just didnt realise.
Guess ignorance is a blessing.

>>539
Haha dont try to make it sound like Obama is against gay couples to EXIST.
He is too left wing for that. He does support gay rights.
Oh man Japanese homophobia is too lame.
Only looserish skins and born-again christians fear gays here.

Hey homo (not indicated sparky)

>>551
Haha thats pretty pathetic.

>>552
suck my dick

I am back but i may be gone because im at school!

>>550
Not everyone is very keen in detecting flaming gay qualities in latent homosexuals.
However, I found some gay indicators in your post, I'd bet you thought no one could.

You can back anytime you are in good time

>>549
Sparky, I guess you shouldn't have been on *chans too long. I know I'm saying something rude,
but reading your posts, I kind of understand why they officially ban underage fags.

To be honest, you don't look very smart. I'm saying this because I like you.
I like your sparkling persnality. So please don't behave like a retard spamming around on the internet.

This thread isn't one of those shitty threads in the internet cesspool aka 4chan/7chan/whatever crap.

THIS THREAD AND ALL THE PREVIOUS PARTS RECEIVED THE 【火花(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田 SEAL OF APPROVAL
(this means this is good thread)

>>557
That's just so gay.

>>559
I'm pretty sure his initial draft was really short. You need only three words: Fuck off, retard.
But he knows better than that, hence the homosexual post.

Learn2smart.

Nope. I'm not 557.

>>560
Perhaps you only need to learn these four words:
Mind Your Own Business

>>561
joke/head.jpg etc etc.

How many gay people are there in America?

You're more like a hag.

My mother is staying up

>>563 http://www.letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=gay+population+in+america&l=1

>>566
Awesome. No. I'm talking about the link you posted, not the homos.

>>566
Is this letmegoogle site popular there?
I hadn't known it until　アメリカ人 put the link here.

Where has a white nationalist gone?
If he comes back, this forum will be almost perfect, covering
a variety of English speaking people.

White nationalist became Korean enthusiacist?

Enthusiast.

Peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper.
If peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, where's the peck of
pickled peppers peter piper picked?

Hello everyone,

May I ask a question about English pronunciation again?
This time it really matters to my listening skills (and, I think, to many Japanese in this thread too),
so I'm glad if native speakers and advanced learners in here could help me.

The problem is about the difference between "by herself" and "by yourself."
I often hear native speakers drop the "h" in "herself" (or maybe that's the standard pronunciation)
and "by herself" becomes very close to or the same as "by yourself."
To me, these two phrases sound pretty much the same.

Are the pronounciations of the two phrases exactly the same?

When I pronounce "by herself" myself, my mouth naturally make a soft "y" while moving to "her,"
so it becomes bai-*er-self, where * is the soft "y." Of course, "by yourself" is bai-yer-self unless I put an emphasis on "your" (in which case it becomes bai-yoor-self).
So I guess they're slightly different, thought to my non-native ear they often sound the same.

What do you think of the difference in pronounciation between "by herself" and "by yourself"?

>>573 I guess they can sound pretty similar, but for me when I say the two I can tell there is
aspiration in "by herself"
To me, "by yourself" can sound a lot like "buyer self" while "by herself" has a bit more pause
because of aspiration with the 'h'.

>>574
Thank you for your quick reply. That was really helpful.

When I read the post, I was like, "Ah, that's the aspiration!"
I may be able to distinguish the two if I really concentrate on sounds, which is unfeasible in real conversation.
My ears still don't want to hear subtle differences in English!

I think my pronunciation of the two phrases needs work.

Thank you, Crystal. You're always helpful!


...buyer self, by herself, buyer self, by herself, by yooor, argh!

Hmm... I said, "You're always helpful!" in >>575, but does it sound natural?

I guess I haven't heard the phrase said by native speakers. Possibly once or twice? I don't know.
I was trying to reply as soon as possible because Crystal answered to me so quickly
(actually it took less than 10 minutes till I got the answer),
so I didn't think twice before posting it.

Is it awkward or foreign? What would you say if you were in my shoes?

...I forgot to delete "to" in line 3 of >>576. It should be "Crystal answered my question," "Crystal replied to me," or the like.

By the way, I can't be sure if the last line should be "Was it awkward..." or "Is it awsward..."
Which do you think is better? I'd like to hear other posters' opinions.

I appreciate if you can help me.

>>576
Read out a part of Obama's inauguration speech and record it.
Upload the file so that we can listen to it.
Maybe some native English speakers will correct your pronunciatiuon.
Floor is yours. Good luck!

>>578
inauguration speech?
He hasn't done it yet. You wanted to say the victory speech?

>>579
That's it. I'm looking forward to listening your recitation.

>>580
I'm afraid I'm not the one you were originally talking to.
Sorry about that.

Hi all,

I just started a thread about Sparky on /g/. Take a look if you're interested. It's getting hilarious.

http://zip.4chan.org/g/res/2871926.html

Making recitaion or free short speech or whatever available for us
to listen to is something that enhances the mood of this thread.

>>582
Creating a thread in 4ch doesn't work, does it?
I'm sure the thread'll disappear just within a day or two.

>>584
He's from /g/ on 4chan, they say. Read the thread. Seems he's a notorious troll.

back in 1997 i used a compy for the 1st time
back in 2007 i received owner ship of compy4
back in 1998 was the worst time of my life
back in 2008 was the worst time of my life (even worse then the previous)
back in 1999 was the beginning of the best time of my life in USA
in 2009 i predict that the best time of my life in USA.

>>586
Sparky, did you get b& from 4chan?

>>582
Hi yall,

I just started a thread about sparky4 on fagland /g/. Take a look if you're interested. It's getting hilarious.

http://zip.yourpants.org/g/res/2871926.html

>>584
>>582
Creating a thread in Fagland doesn't work, does it?
I'm sure the thread'll disappear just within a day or two.

>>585
>>584
He's from /g/ on fagland, they say. Read the thread. Seems he's a notorious psycho.





FIX'D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

What do you think is the average age of users of 4ch?

Do you think fortish guy post there?

Do they know 4ch is derivative of 2ch?

>>587
>sparky4, did you get b& from fagland?

FIX'D

I'll be back.
Hatsa la vista, baby.

anyway their mods are fags and 90% of the users are FAGS

tell them this

MODS ARE FAGS
DESKTOP THREAD!

>>538
Are you Mayo Kawasaki?
I'm half serious..
The line your wife said was exactly the same as ｶｲﾔ Caiya said to
Kawasaki for the first meet. Moreover Kawasaki is supposed to have a good command of English
as well because he played in a broadway musical and his wife is
American.

It's also suprising to know there is a man leading normal and healty
lifestyle.
I thought guy with good English skill are all single, mostly neat.
One with good English skill admitted he was neat. I'm confused.

>>591
>One with good English skill admitted he was neat.

Who are you talking about? give me a link to his post, >>***.

>>592
Read >>268

>>591
No. I don't know him. I'm not a neet though.

>>594
Different person? It's also surprising that the man who has kept on
writing robotin*** wrote decent long English sentences.
Are you robotin mania?

>>593
Thanks for the link. That's what I wrote. lol
Are you neet by the way? Univeristy student?

Someone put sparky's photo on 4ch. I thought he was a skinny nerd with pale
face but he looks kind of like an ordinary boy.

>>589
>Do they know 4ch is derivative of 2ch?

Yes.

？？

>>596≠(>>592=>>538）

I'm your comrade if you are neat.

>>598
I'm >>538, but not >>592.

>>523
In my opinion faggot mainly means either a man who thinks
himself as male and loves male or a man who thinks himself as female
and loves male.
I guess people who take fancy to girly boy is not faggot in strict sense.
They essentially love woman. A guy on youtube is a substitute for
woman.
Some non-faggots can go as far as to sleep with youtube"lady".
Non-faggots can be faggot but they love woman in the first place.

Man who loves a little girly but absolute boy is true-blue faggot, I guess.
http://www.fmsetagaya.co.jp/otokonokoonnanoko.jpg
http://ex-img.com/EKA-11/Jun08373.JPG Kawasaki Mayo
Journey Kitagawa won't be turned on by youtubelady.
Kitagawa loves girly boy but detests feminity.. It's pretty compicated
mindset.
Man who can sleep with drag queen can be called faggot too. But again
he is not faggot in strict sense. More precisely he is bi-sexual.
I suspect those who have such fetishism don't like too extreme
girly boy like youtubelady.

>>596
I wanna see his face. Please show me the link.

You know 4chan (http://www.4chan.org/) and 4-ch (http://4-ch.net/4ch) are two different sites?

Try not to confuse them.

>>601
See >>582. I did it for the lolz.

>>598

>>592=>>596

>>600

"jook ◆jook7sIb7g ：2008/12/09(火) 16:18:39
>>476 You forgot the part where I'm incredibly awesome."

He said "forgot" not faggot. I thought first he was saying "faggot"
but look at the word carefully, it's "forgot" not "faggot."

>>268=538=>>268?????

If >>268 is >>538, >>268 will be liar.
Neet with his mate is heaven.
Which is true story?

>>605
I'm >>538 and not >>268. Don't bother to lsit all my posts.

>>602
The latter is a collection of decent forums and the former is a collection of image boards
where ubnormal people gather, as I take it?

>>268=>>538>>=>>596
???
He has androgenous looking and wife, being neet.??

>>606
ah, Sorry.

>>608
Are you even listening? I'm >>538. Definitely not >>268 or >>596. Get it?

>>605

>>268=>>592=>>596=NEET

Forgot to f5 before posting ↑. Ignore that.

>>611
Scoot over, dude. That's my seat.

a Man with knot on his head?
He looks kind of nerdy and not beyond my expectation.
Isn't he chubby a little?
I didn't particulary think he was ugly.
He is cute in a way. His face is both cute and nerdy.

>>612
You should've reload before you post 612, too.
You mean ignore>>610 not >>611.

>>613
You are the one who came here from Study English watching anime thread?

Hello. Sorry to intrude, but I'm an American, and I wouldn't mind helping answering some questions if anyone has any...

>>600 was aimed at >>532.

>>614
Yeah, that's him. chubby? I don't know. Maybe he has thick breast with
muscles.

Can't stop laughing. >>538 is American?
http://pds.exblog.jp/pds/1/200710/22/83/d0005683_2052079.jpg
is this you?　You must be still young.
http://gblx.cache.el-mundo.net/magazine/imagenes/2004/228/1076078608.jpg
It's your furure.

Plump or chubby, which is more fat and negative?
What's the difference?
Plump seems to be used to describe sexual attraction too.
Am I right?

>>617
Hi. Nice to see you. You came here from the link in 4chan?
There seems to be no questions left unanswered so far here, I think.
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1218442480/l50
The link above takes you to Q&A thread, too. Just reading Q&A
might be fun and you can get to know how the thread works.

>>618
OK.

>>620
I (>>538) am Japanese v^_^

>>617
Hello, man/ma'am. Are you American? Could you answer these questions?
>>573
>>576
>>577

Thanks.

そうすれば気が済むよ、お互いに。

>>588
i will come over there and STAB YOU

It looks like I only missed about half a dozen worthwhile posts since I was last here.
Interesting. How much of the thread has been taking up with discussions of who is whom, now?
Does it really matter? That's why you guys aren't using names.

>>627
Listen to this guy.

>>626 Did you just threaten to commit suicide?

http://www10.atwiki.jp/ishitubute/pages/520.html

0A0

WHAT THE FUNK IS THIS HGGHYHGG?????????????????

>>629

he started a big mess

>>626
Have you ever considered not being a tripfag sparky? It might help you not be hated so much.
Actually never mind, everyone knows you from your bastardization of the English language.
Eh, chin up I guess.

I found out today that my school doesn't block 2ch (4chan and 2ch.ru are) on the computers, but when I tried to make a post it wouldn't let me.
I think it might have to do with cookies...

>>632 I seem to have the same problem from my cell phone. Alas...

people copy my name and abuse it

they made a wikipage about me in gikopoi

0_0
* 外国人らしい。
* トランスミュージックと初音ミクをこよなく愛する。
* ウィンドウズMeを使っている。Meをバカにすると怒り出す。
* 日本語が通じない。
* 話も通じない。
* 吹き出しAAが邪魔。
* ルイジアナ州に住むアメリカ人らしい。

>>635 Do you understand it?

>>635
What's gikopoi?

>>635
>* 話も通じない。
LMAOROTF

i see familiar words
初音ミク
ウィンドウズMe
日本語
AA

and after useing 2 translators (both are fail)
i got the message

can anyone change the tripcode on the page?

it is supposed to be
AZWpeumso.
NOT
2cUWYDS.Os

http://www10.atwiki.jp/ishitubute/pages/520.html

>>635
Addition
*トリップが違うからちゃんと変えろと主張する。

>>638
????????????????
>>637
http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/
BARギコっぽいONLINE
This is my home on the Internets
besides
http://compy4.b33r.net/
my website

You stood /g/ up, Sparky.

>>642
what do you mean???????

also
everywhere i go the people of that place are changed for ever

Sparky should say hi to Captain Spicard, his old friend from /g/, in the thread which he himself started about 2 months ago.

>>644
the faggy administration of fagland permab& my ip

>>645
Speak English.

キタ━━━━━━ヾ（ヾ^ヮ^）(^ヮ^ﾉ)ﾉ━━━━━━！！！！
this is my personal KITA!!!!!!!!!!!

>>643
Go back to /g/ and you'll see how many of them are waiting for you to come.
Don't slack off in a thread like this. /b/ is the place you are most welcome.

>>646
THE ADMINISTRATION BANNED ME BECAUSE THEY ARE JERKS

ILL KILL THEM
AND EAT THEIR CHILDERN
%_%

LETS DDOS THE BITCH@

piss im angry
BECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER FORGIVE

>>648
tell them to tell the mods to unb& me because im not a real spammer

i just repeat stuff because im usually ignored

>>650
So you want to be there if the admin unbans you?

>>651

yeah

>>650
Then post something relevant to the threads on /g/ instead of spamming the same shit all over again.

Also a good thing would be to stop making those goddamn shitty desktop threads.

tell them this

inorder for me to get un bann ALL OF YOU MUST WORK TOGETHER AND TELL THE MODS THAT I DID NOT SPAMM BUT AN ASSHOLE SPAMMED MY THREADS
BANNED THAT SPAMMER

What about /b/?
Don't say you are banned from posting there, either.

You have been permanently banned from all boards for the following reason:

spammer

Your ban was filed on November 8th, 2008. This ban will not expire.

According to our server, your IP is: ASS. The name you were posting with was sparky(4 ^ヮ^) ミ田!AZWpeumso.!!jm8fES1lpvR.

Your appeal was reviewed and denied. You may not appeal this ban again.



we have to work together to get me unb&

>>656 Or you oculd find better websites to hang around on, and try not to be dumb on them.

>>654
Why don't you reset your rooter or use proxy then.
Been b& dozens of times on 4chan for various reasons.
Got permab& from all boards several times.

No problem at all. I made the sparky thread on /g/ last night.

>>635
それは全部本当だよ。とても面白いね。

To my eyes, 4chan doesn't seem to put a strict code of action on users, though.
Sparky, how horrible were you, actually? Tell the truth.

>>659
You got me started!
I saw you writing in Japanese several times before, but I didn't expect to read Japanese this time.
And it's perfect. Absolutely flawless. I'm impressed. Keep it up!

Sparky probably like fchan better anyway.

>>657
like here?

And what are you supposed to talk about in /f/?

>>662
too western

>>660

NOT THAT BAD

i did not HATE

they just found me annoying

>>659
Haha, I didn't notice it's you the first time I saw the post.
I just thought another Japanese was posting in Japanese.

Keep up the good work, アメリカ人 ◆oUpRKPX5A2.

>>663
Yes, except to be honest, you aren't doing so well at the "don't be dumb" part.
You hardly ever say anything relevant, Sparky.
Random quotes from other sites, "Hey look at my UI," I use windows ME, etc. etc. etc.
Really, Sparky. We don't give a damn.

i beleieve that a bunch of JERKS Reported me for "Trolling"

i was not doing that
EVER
i went there to make friends

Im here to learn and make friends

>>666
Are you even listening? Reset your router or get some proxy, and you'll be fine.

>>670
how long?

>>671
What? I said, "change your ip."

>>672
how?

show my fellow /g/uys this
http://www10.atwiki.jp/ishitubute/pages/520.html

>>673
Take your router, unplug it, and cover the ports with duct tape.
Put the whole thing in a brown paper bag, and wrap that THOROUGHLY in more duct tape.
Write your name on the outside.
Take it to your local airport/buss depot/theme park/police station and leave it under a bench.

>>672
I feel sorry for you.
You kindly directed him to do something, but all you got was...
How long? How?... You're quite patient.

>>673
Google it.

>>673
BY RESETTING YOUR ROUTER!
OR GET SOME PROXY!

I don't know what kind of internet connection you have in your room, so I can't help how you change your ip by resetting your router,
but you can easily find some proxies that work on 4chan. Have you ever heard of "Good luck. I'm behind 7 proxies."?

Google it. I'd say resetting your router is the better option though.

Negroes

Black People

too busy multitasking rith now to google it ^^;

copy and paste answer here

>>679
DIE NOW!

>>680
NO U!

WWWW
just shoot me with AK-47

oh man, it's almost 700.
I can't catch up because you guys post so many.
anyway, how do you pronouce "dudettes" in >>556
this is the word I've never seen so I'm so curious

That's the last straw!

>>677
I think he can't do anything when he's banned here.
Let's report to the admin of 2ch and get him kicked out.
What's your opinion?

677

ok it is

[PC]____[ROUTER (this thing is a PISS head)]____[VERY FAST BLACK MODEM]_________________________________[ISP]=[USA ONLINE]=[LOL THE INTERNETS]

>>684
kill my self

>>683

Doo-Dets

You deserve it. Bye-bye!

>>683

due-debt.

>>683 "Dude" + "ets" (sounds like jets, minus the j)

WAN Settings
Please select the appropriate option to connect to your ISP.
Dynamic IP Address Choose this option to obtain an IP address automatically from your ISP. (For most Cable modem users)
Static IP Address Choose this option to set static IP information provided to you by your ISP.
PPPoE Choose this option if your ISP uses PPPoE. (For most DSL users)
Others PPTP, L2TP and BigPond Cable
PPTP
(for Europe use only)
L2TP
(for specific ISPS use only)
BigPond Cable
(for Australia use only)
Dynamic IP
Host Name (optional)
MAC Address - - - - - (optional)
Primary DNS Address
Secondary DNS Address (optional)
MTU

what do i do here?

OLOL haiguise wats goin on in dis thred?

>>691 Just unplug the thing, wait a minute, and plug it back in.

>>692

Your face
is going on
A meat grinder
IRL

XD

693

which one?
the router to the modem?

Stop feeding the troll.

>>691
Listen to this man >>693. Depending on your configuration, you may not be able to connect to the internet for a while after plugging it in.
If that happens, ask your mom.

>>695
If you can't figure it out, unpulg every code.

unplug power for the modem!

I sincerly hope your ISP has allocated a static IP to you, so all your attempts are futile.

>>695 The power cable.
Actually, it will probably help if you unplug both the modem and router, then plug them back.
When you're putting the power cords back in, do the modem first.

If it still doesn't work, try turning off any computers on the network, then unplugging the modem and router.
Wait a couple mintues, then plug the modem back in, then the router. Then you should be able to turn the computers back on.

ok

modem and router it is

Try suicide, that could help.

oops, I meant >>506
>>687,689,690
thanks for replying. now I got it.
It's really nice to learn new words no matter real correct word or not

Sparky : (Under his breath) everyone here is idiot. They are all under control of mine. It's quite easy. I can take advantage of these mentally challenged wimplings for ever. I'm the winner.

im sorry for saying im too busy to google it

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7566/lol34gh8.png

this is a funny picture

>>704

is correct.

>>704
my face needs more palms

Sparky will be the first name in the DeathNote, when Kira comes to power.

>>703
My dictionary says it's a word.

change of subject

YOU CANNOT RULE 34 WINDOWS ME TAN, HATSUNE MIKU, AND YOTSUBA IN THE SAME PICTURE!!!!!!!!

THIS IS A FACT!

Sparky could stay here, I kind of got used to his posting style, but he just has to learn how to
lower his massive consecutive posts to the point where the majority of us see him not that annoying.
I guess he's just desperate in getting attention to befriend posters in here, not to troll us (on purpose).
It's all up to you, Sparky.

>711

No

Sparky is a master troll. Don't trust him, no good will come of it.

>>710 What did I say about constantly posting irrelevant crap?

>>708
Kira needs a face and a name to commit murder.
His face exposed, all that's left to be done is got his real name.
He's using an alias now.

>>711
ohhhhhhhh ok
thank you for explaining ^^
ok

no more CAPS or
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or wwwwwwww

>>684
I am with you, brother.

We can bring peace to the world and do what Nelson Mandela and Kofi
Annan could not.

>>714 死神の目

PLEASE
Don't hate me!
;_;

>>713 ohh that
that is off topic and random.
is that ANNOYING?

>>709
oh, really? now I looked up "dudettes", and it wasn't in my dictionray.
mmm, I know my dictionary is kind of out-of-date.. maybe I should buy a new one (or better one?).

>>718 Then participate in conversations, and stop posting random things.
It also helps if you respond when people are talking to you.
Somebody once said that communicating with you is less effective than talking to a dog or cat.
For the most part, that's true. You've been doing better today, but you still aren't keeping up.
Try to contribute meaningfully to the conversation that's happening.
Before you click "Post" Think to yourself, "Is this a comment I haven't made before? Is it related to what they're talking about? If not, will people find this interesting and want to discuss it more?"
If you have the slightest idea that the post doesn't meet these criteria, delete it and jsut keep watching what others say for a while.

>>719 Most definitely.

Hey guys
let me explain

i had this problem for years

i am usally in the attention area or not

when im not in the attention area im IGNORED
and i feel like crap, lonely, and suicidle.

When im in the attention area
I am a target getting nuked constantly
and i feel scared, and lonely.

ok jook got it infact im going to save it

ok

i am not in between EVER
not as long as i can remember

this is my psychological problem

>>723

Well then maybe suicide is the solution after all.
Enjoy the peace that death brings. While we enjoy the peace that your absence brings.

i have the worst social skills >.<

I guess sparky has been a victim of this kind >>725 of people.

>>727
is correct

>>725-726
These posts together are just priceless.

>>723
Read what jook said in >>721.
If you don't understand him, it might be better for you to cut off the internet connection and
go see a mental doctor and treat your mental disorder.

sparky4
approves the eastern internet for helping him on his problems

>>721
These guides help everyone, actually. But, the rest of us are already doing it, I think.
Excpet maybe the Korea spammer. Speaking of which, I haven't seen him in a couple days.

...I hope mentioning it doesn't make him appear.

i also forgot
i have
Servere A.D.H.D.

just to let you guys know ^^;

>720
"Dudette" is a word, but it's not a very common or normal word. It's sort of..."quirky."

>>To my eyes, 4chan doesn't seem to put a strict code of action on users, though.
In /b/ people are allowed to act like fools, but on other boards more decorum is required.

>>731
Sparky, I hate to say this, but even if jook hit the nail on the head about your problem
and you don't want to listen to his opinion, you should do so. You should respond to him
concerning what you think about his opinon and what you'll do before making self-centered
excuses like I'm unsocial.. You say people ignore you, but it's YOU that ignore kind and nice
responses to you. Why do you skip them?

>>732
Now that you mention him, it's going to happen, most likely..

>>735

Because he is a troll.

Do you not see this? It's obvious.

>>735
>>724

724 ：【火花(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田：2008/12/10(水) 10:00:33
ok jook got it infact im going to save it


if i save somethigng them it is good opinon ^^;


also
THANK YOU JOOK
i saved that
as a guide to the internets

see some of my post get ignored like that

THATS WHY I TALK IN CAPS!

but it anoys them

so i talk like this

but it can et lost and iglored
SO I TALK IN ....



you see my problem?

>>739 Good luck.

I don't feel sparkly's posts annoying. Rather interesting for me. But since some people here don't seem to like that kind of post, I reccomend you write that kind of comment less than ever.

i seem as if though i can return to fagland with those standards in my mind

now

RESET IP TIME!

>>740
You need to learn what patience is.

Read >>721 again please, especially these two lines :
>Is it related to what they're talking about?
>If not, will people find this interesting and want to discuss it more?"
You can communicate better if you think twice before posting.

>>744
Seriously, stop bullying sparky. Don't you think that's the cause of his quirkiness?
He's been acting weirdly, and I know it was really annoying to the majory of us.
But now he starts opening his mind and talking about himself.

I think he's taking every comment personally. I'm sure many of us can take any abuse on 2ch or other anonymous boards.
But, it doesn't seem he can.

Sparky, don't forget the lecture >>721. And if you can make it, you'll be loved. After all, I like your sparkiness.
But if you don't think you can't, I recommend you avoid anonymous boards.
They are all cesspits on the internet, which is the shit hole of the real world.
You might need a place where people are all nice. This is definitely not it.

Ah, "this" in the last line in >>745 should read "this board" lol

>>745
>But, it doesn't seem he can.
Then why does he go to them?

Yeah... I find myself ignoring Sparky's posts almost as much as the Korean spammer.
At least the korean spammer puts some thought into his posts.
Also, a lot of the time the Korean spammer's English is a better example than Sparky's :P
Sparky I would suggest you not post any more about your chatroom or windows ME, cause those are getting way repetitive.
Maybe you could help with English a little more? You seem to have some free time, maybe you could teach the thread about an English idiom that is uncommon.
I also always ignore things written in all caps.

>>745
I don't mean to bully him a bit, though.

Why don't you two exchange e-mails and have fun chatting on MSN,
if you think it's ok that way?

>>749
You should know I'm a hypocrite.

ohh ok

i know a good post i did
http://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1177798856/l10

look at my posts

are they good?

>>720
Wow, I didn't mean to spark(no pun intended) such heated debate. "Dudettes" is slang, most definitely not a real word (i.e. don't buy a new dictionary).
It was my attempt to be politically correct by addressing both males and females. Obviously, by using slang I wasn't trying to be so formal about it.
Dudette is pretty quirky(>>734), I don't see/hear it used much.

>>751
Do you watch Lucky Star? I learned tons of English words and phrases from the R1 DVDs of the series.

Ah, if I'm mistaken, I'll be sorry, but the post must have been written to someone other than myself,
coz it's a bit wierd to think 10 liners written just within a minute and a half..

Lucky Star is a godly show.

>>755
I think I just found /a/non there.

Logically, at the beggining of the coversation, someone needs to say somethig which isn't related to what was goiog on before. Change topics！ Topics which are easy to respons are better though.

>>757
But then, I can't talk about Lucky Star with this guy >>755.

>>757
That was the third criteria for posting.
"If it isn't related, is it at least worthwhile?"

>>756

so easily spotted

=(

>>760
I don't talk about 4chan in real life. After all, 2ch is an anonymous board.

>>661>>667
Thanks, but it actually took some effort to write because I wanted to make sure it was correct.
It's very simple Japanese though; I shouldn't have been so paranoid.

>>754
I don't know much about the time stamp thingy. Possibly your post got the wrong time stamp?

I don't think I'm qualified to participate, but does 4chan has
something do with Lucky Star? Lucky Star is a Japanese anime, isn't it.
That's all I know about it, though. lol

Lucky Star is indeed a Japanese anime.

It is also an incredible anime.
And, as mentioned before, it is godly.

Slice of life show. Cute, funny, godly.

>>754
>I think he's taking every comment personally. I'm sure many of us can take any abuse on 2ch or other anonymous boards.
But, it doesn't seem he can.

this is true
The
Internets
is
Serious
Buissness
(Especially non American servers)

>>759 Of course I read your nice comment. What I said was the same to that in the meaning. BTW it's hard to type with Japanese mobile phone...f^_^;

>>762
Writing is the most difficult task among the four skills: Speaking; writing; reading; listening.

I can get by in virtually any situation in English without a dictionary and such, but when writing, I easily get too paranoid.

>>761
i do mention i talk to people around the world
(Russians too)
but i do not mention what we say UNLESS it is SIGNIFICANT!

>>765
>Cute not pedo. They're 17+.
fix'd.

is my posting getting better?

>>765
Incredible in what way?

I don't like Anime in general but I watched Lucky Star on YouTube for some reason...

>>752
That's what I thought!
haha No, I'm not going to buy new one. I use my dictionary and online dictionaries.
Online dictionaries are so useful because these cover my dictionary's drawbacks with many details

>>771
Can't say definitely yes in such a short time span.

>>773
In English?

I'd reccommend Death Note. As many people say, it's a masterpiece until L's dead..

I think Sparkly contributes to most of the posters here definitely, because.... his comment lower the bar for us to posts！ Can you grasp what I mean？

>>772

It's kind of difficult to explain.
I myself normally dislikes anything in the style of Lucky Star.
But I do love it. It's almost addictive to watch.

>>778
The OP song stuck in my head for like several weeks when I heard it first.

>>778
I see. I know many people like Lucky Star, in particular people online.
Probably it's worth watching to me as well.

>>777 lol maybe you're right.
Do you think an outsider would think the rest of us are godlike in our typing skills, in comparison with Sparky?

>>779
Longer than Hare hare yukai?

>>779
I actually heard that song first, which then made me curious about the anime.
That song has been stuck in my head for at least a month now.
I don't mind it :P

ep1 of lucky star?
in niconico douga?

After seeing these comments, maybe I'll try to add Lucky Star to my list of anime ot watch.
But I'm already in the middle of Zetsubou Sensei, Gintama, Full Metal Panic, Clannad, One Piece, Naruto, and Golden Boy.


...wow, I didn't realize I was doing so many at once. I haven't seen most in a while though.

SPARKY4 I HAVE FOUND YOU.

>>782
Hmm... I can't compare it with LS's OP. I heard the Hare hare stuff in English first, sung by a relatively famous then-amature voice actoress.

http://compy4.b33r.net/my%20videos/C1.flv
Is this place real?

>>785
If you're not into moeblobs, I recommend finish those popular shows first.
If you like Clannad, I guess you may have better chance of enjoying Lucky Star.

Anyway, don't call me pedo after trying Lucky Star just because characters look like little kids.
I know, I know. But technically they're not lolis.

>>788
I couldn't open the file.

>>
786

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DO NOT LET THE SHIT HERE

＞technically they're not lolis.
BUT THEY ARE.

Oh come on, I helped you set up your server and all.

>>781 I can't say anything about writing skill because I don't reach the level yet. BTW, it is advisable for you to watch Hunter×2 beside those anime. lol

>>790
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1969142

nico nico douga

anyway

dose the place in this video exists?

it tooks too "perfect" to be real

>>784
Last I checked, you can torrent at least the first 12 eps of the English dub.
If you prefer subs, you can get the whole series.

>>794 I watched Hunter x Hunter. It was good.

Now I'm off to class. Bye

>>794
Hunter X Hunter?
You must be kidding. lol

As far as language learning is concerned, Sazae san is always at the top of the list,
though it's quite boring to watch.

>>793

....
what?

anonymous suggested xampp

>>793
You seem a very nice guy. You answered a question in detail in another thread, and helped sparky set up server and all? How nice of you.

>>797
See ya.

>>800
But Sparky forgot it, as usual. lol

>>788
That's 首都高速 in Tokyo, it is real. Also the song is "Two Months Off" by Underworld, my favorite as well.

>>795
This cannot be real

it looks too good to be real

>>800
Which is odd, considering I come from 4chan.
So what are we talking about in here?

>>799
What? You don't remember the threads you started a while back?
Also... there was a thread today in /g/ about you. Some people went so far as to say that it isn't /g/ without sparky4. When are you going back?

>>795
>>804
It's syutokoh, a famous highway in Tokyo. It's real.

>>797 enjoy class〜>>798 No, I'm serious! But, I've not watched anime version, so Ican't gurantee the quolity... I read manga.

Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)19:01 No.2874820

/g/ is responsible for the spoiled kid. You should have taken a precautious action before exporting him. And it seems like many of you miss him big time. Isn't it time he came back here and appologize? I believe /g/ has the guts to forgive/enjoy him.

----------

I can see what would happen if sparky came back to /g/, though I've only visited the board like 3-4 times.

>>796
Internet piracy is bad, my friend.

You should buy Lucy Star R1 DVD.
http://www.rightstuf.com/cgi-bin/catalogmgr/kpnsIMAvheNCHetubs/browse/item/78558/4/0/0

>>808
I'm not sure if you mean that in a good or bad way, but it doesn't matter to me as I was just here to relay the message.
Although, I also found this board has nice people in it, so I may stay.

>>805
>So what are we talking about in here?
Made a sparky thread on /g/, was spouting some hypocritic bullshit in here like >>745,
been talking about Lucky Star, which is definitely not a soft loli porn.
I think we discussed some other things too, but don't quite remember what they were.

>>810
Defintely stupidier way. I think that's what 4chan is for.

>>803
>>806
O_________________O
So..... beutiful......................................
ohh shit you people are extreamly advanced
the roads are perfect
building are shieny like mirrors
>>805
ummm
mods are fags desktop thread?
seriously tell all of /g/ to tell the mods this
i learned my lession from 2ch
they tought me well
please unb& sparky4
OR YOU WILL HAVE TO BAN US ALL!

Argh, porn isn't a countable noun (>>811). I always forgot this.

>>811
Well, the first topic sounds like one thats best to avoid.
Secondly, Lucky Star, while entertaining, is not soft loli porn. Not that a soft loli porn offspring wouldn't we welcomed.

>>812
Well yes, that is the point of 4chan. Serious, friendly threads in 4chan are both awkward and uncommon. In otherwords, 4chan is entertaining in a sense.

>>808
That's what I posted. I tried to talk /g/ into accepting him.
There's no problem about it.

>>810
Welcome to Japan
Land of the rising Sun!

>>809
Yeah, I actually buy DVDs of my favortie series.
I accuse buyfags with all my might or give them a lecture how improtant to support the anime industry by pony up money when I was in a trolling mode on /a/.

Man really confused about what this thread is even about.

My favorite color on Tuesdays is 44944A.

Did that help?

>>817
B-b-but... I'm still in America.

This is the Japanese Internets ^^;

>>815
>In otherwords, 4chan is entertaining in a sense.

I couldn't agree more.

By the way, you seem to like anime and stuff. What kind of show do you watch?

>>819
I think this thread is about everything.

>44944A

I only speak Japanese and engrish.

It is a hexadecimal, it is the code for a color, you can type it
into a paint program and see it. It is a shade of green.

>>817
＞Land of the rising Sun!
Oh! How did you know the phrase ? Have you learned Japanese history ?
It's amazing to hear that from you!

>>824
Thanks. I kind of knew that, but didn't know how to realized the color.
By the way, I'm a mac fag. I'll google how to do that in OS X.

>>822
Oh, most people on 4chan enjoy anime. As for me, I enjoy UC Gundam, shows about nothing such as Lucky Star.
I also watch anything with lolis. Ichigo Mashimaro is one of my favorites; never has an anime made me smile so much.

I've seen a bunch. Most were subtitled due to America not getting any good anime, and because I can't understand Japanese (yet).
Currently I'm busy with my final exams at my university, but over winter break I will get caught up on Toradora and Shugo Chara.

Ahh, what happend to my grammar in >>826? Seems I need go to bed by now.
I've been up for like 50 hours and my grammar is getting worse and worse...

>>826
People in Japan use macs? I thought it was an American phenomena.
I shouldn't even get started on macs though, if you have visited /g/ you would know why.

Wikipedia is the phrase

I GOT TO GO MY SHITTY LIFE IS MAKEING ME INTO A PSYCHO

>>827
I like Ichigo Mashimaro too. I usually watch Englsih dubed anime, not subs or raws.
I watch subs only when I could't get dubs, though American companies are really slow to release dubs.
Off course, I watch dubs because they help improve my English; I learned more than half of my English from anime, dramas, cartoons and whatnot.

>I enjoy UC Gundam

I heard Gundam wasn't very popular in America. Is this true?

>>829
Mac are almost disappering in Japan. I just wanted something different from others.
Well, I think mac is all right. It may not be better than windows or *nix, but it does the job an OS is supposed to do.

>>815
>Not that a soft loli porn offspring wouldn't we welcomed.

Something like Strike Witches? (ストライクウィッチーズ)

Which, btw, is the best Japanese animation of 2009.

>>832
>Which, btw, is the best no pantsu loli animation of 2009 aka pedo of the year.
fix'd

An anon on 4chan's /trv/ is asking for help on what gifts to give his host families in Japan.
You can probably tell the first reply is mine, but maybe some Japanese people could add their suggestions?
This is a really puzzling aspect of Japanese culture for Westerners so I'm sure he would appreciate more help.
http://zip.4chan.org/trv/res/85858.html

>>831
I was about to ask why you watch dubs, as they tend to be incorrect, and hard to find... at least in my experience.
But for the sake of learning english, I suppose that makes sense.

Also, yes it's correct that Gundam isn't very popular in America.
America isn't that big on anime, and the people who do watch anime usually watch ones that I wouldn't consider worthwhile.
Gundam Wing was the first one brought over, and the first one that I was introduced to. I thought it was awesome, because I was only 10.
They later started to release UC Gundam, but it didn't catch on because it seems the American anime viewers want to see action and drama for the whole 24 minutes an anime is on, rather than having a plot.
So I got to see a few UC Gundam in English, and I thought that they were dubbed correctly. However I am now left to watch ZZ and Victory in subtitles, as I did with Turn A.

As for macs, they are okay. In America the battle over Mac and Windows is complicated, irrational, and something that I shouldn't be getting into.

>>832
I haven't seen Strike Witches, but I've heard of it. Since you mentioned it with the word loli, I'll be sure to watch it.

>>834
I'll check that thread later. It doesn't seem my brain is working properly. Lot's of grammar erros, lots of typos...

>>835
Wow, you know much about Gundam. I'm not into Gundam series, but I know many Japanese, otaku or not, like/used to watch Gundam.
Probably they're too different than american cartoons.

As for Strike Witches, I think you can enjoy it if you are the kind of person who can fap to lolis.
They don't wear pants or skirts for no apparent reason. It's like every single moment showing main characters is sort of fanservice. That's insane.

>>836
I'll probably like it.
As for Gundam, yes - I think I know too much about it. It was my obsession before I decided I enjoyed computers more.

Korean guys are horribly popular among girls all over the world thanks to Korean Wave.
I hear white girls are quite mesmerized with Korean guys unconditionally. They say Korean guys are
masculine and sturdy, cool and sexy. I do understand what they mean because it's all true. Korean cultures
are overwhelmingly influential now that every girl has set their eyes on visiting Korea someday.
White girls talk a lot about Korean guys whenever they hang out with their friends searching for their Mr perfect.
They know the world would become collorless without Korean guys. That's quite true.
No matter how hard they try, they can't get out of the idea that they will catch a Korean guy as a husband.
When I realised this, I feel really content. Korean guys are welcome everywhere they go.
I'm proud of it. :)

>>837
>I'll probably like it.
Then, most likely it'd be really good anime for you.
Lolis adide, it was the first show by Gonzo that broadcast simultaneously in Japan and the U.S., i.e.,
official subs were uploaded on the day (maybe at the exact same time) it was aired in Japan, if I remember correctly.

I think I should take a nap now. Thanks, we had a nice talk today. Cheers.

>>838
>Korea
Stopped reading right there.

hmm Korean guys, kind of out of left field there. Never even heard
a bit about this Korean Wave of man flesh deal.

Korean high-tech products, such as cars and cellphones and other devices, are selling well in America.
As a matter of fact, you can't find even a person who doesn't know about Samsung, Hyundai, and LG.
According to the recent report, people all around the world think of Korea as the hub of high-tech business.
The said 3 companies are considered the best of the best all over the world. I think this is part of the reasons
why white girls are interested in Korean guys that much. Their home appliances are made in Korea. No wonder they
are hooked with Korean guys.
I'm proud of it. :)

>>834
I posted 4ch just now for the first time.
My comment;
>>85858
If I were the member of the host family, I would be happy
if you bring a traditional American good to us.

I don't know 4ch well, so I couldn't know if I updated successfully,
can you find out my comment?

>>838
>I hear white girls are quite mesmerized with Korean guys unconditionally.
Wait, what? If you are speaking of American/European white girls, you can forget about that.
White woman seem to like white men best, and sometimes even black men, which I don't understand.

>>839
Interesting about the subtitle deal. I'll check it out later. See you.

>>842
I can see your post on the thread.

>>840
You seem ignorant. The popularity of K guys are sweeping.
Ask girls if they love Korean guys. The answer will be yes of course.
Anyway, you're lucky. You've finally had a chance to get to know how popular Korean guys are among girls!
You should be ashamed of yourself like why didn't I know that?

>>844
Oh, thanks a lot!

>>842
It is there. In the future you can write "noko" in the email field of your message, and when posted it will redirect you back to your posting. Does that also work here?

>>843
Are you talking about the 20th century?
We live in the 21st century. Of course, a lot of white girls say Korean guys are hot and cute.
You can check if that's true on youtube. Many white girls are intrigued in Korean guys.
I'm proud of it. :)

>>847
Ok, I will try to write dwon `noko` in the email-field.
Thanks to let me know.
Here, that system doesn't exisist.

>>848
The only white European/American girls posting on youtube are the stupid ones, I wouldn't trust them.
You also have another problem, there aren't many Koreans in any of the states I have been to.
If you want a nice white girl you better come to America quickly, and if you think they like Koreans so much then you will have it easy.

>>849
That might just be because this is a text board, instead of an image board.
Perhaps other Japanese image boards have that function.

>>850
Nope, many Korean students are studying in America.
And we are quite welcome anytime, anywhere in America.
I think it's because our products are accepted there.
Many American girls are familiar with Korean guys now. Many of them
prefer to go out with Korean guys since Korean guys look good and are as sharp as a tack.
Our presence is growing bigger in America. So it's natural white girls easily fall in love with Korean boys.
I hope you have a chance of meeting a Korean guy in person. Even if you are male, I'd say you'll change your sexicial preference for him. lol
I don't know if your offer will be refused or not. It's all up to you.
Anyway, Korean guys are popular among girls around the world, which is quite true.
I'm really proud of it. :)

>>851
Nice information for me.

Really don't think most American's even know LG and Hyundai are from Korea,
and the ones that do are guys... Cars, TVs and technology really don't
seem to appeal to women that much. I speak from experience. Going to a
tech school where only a third of the population is woman. Most of the
girls I know tend to go for just your standard wonder bread guy.

Dude are you like trying to come on to someone or something?

>>852
>And we are quite welcome anytime, anywhere in America.
Everyone is!

I had about 4 Korean girls at my school, but it was a private high school. I have never seen a Korean in a public school, but I think there are some at my University.

>Even if you are male, I'd say you'll change your sexicial preference for him.
Wait a second... just what is going on? Lolis only, no men.
You can take all of our worthless white women, and I will take your lolis.

Either way I think you are overreacting on this whole Korean/American thing... I say this because I live in America and I don't see any of this happening.

M.C. and Spicard... please stop feeding the spammer. He just says the same
things over and over again regardless.

>>856
I son't want to say this but you are `Pedophilia`?
If so, I despise you definitely.

>>857
Right. Can't expect people to believe such things.

>>854
Not to worry. It's just because of your lack of the knowlege.
As I said, the worldwide report says Korea reminds people all around the world
of Samsung, LG, and Hyundai. The companies are like key words.
Plus, not only are Korean guys excelent at high-tech industries, they also look quite good.
Brains and brawn - these two elements make girls think of Korean guys as hard to get. They adore Korean guys a lot.
I'm proud of it.

>>858 I think you meant "Are you a pedophile?"
>>859 Well.. I suppose. I doubt he truely believes Koreans are superior though,
otherwise why would he feel the need to spam so much and say so so often? It's
not a matter of belief really... it is just pointless regardless. You just give
him more things to talk about by arguing, see >>860?

>>858
It was just a joke. I don't care much about these things currently.

>>861
Humorous, at least.

>>859
Let's face it. I base my points on the objective report.
Korean guys got the first prize on the worldly conducted exams, which is why it's safe to say Korean guys are the most educated in the world.
And the popularity of Korean guys has been skyrocketing accordingly.
No wonder girls all around the world pay respect to Korean guys and respect leads to love. One thing leads to another, right?
We are like at the top of the world now. The world respects Korea now.
If you don't, then you should be ashamed of yourself. You can't live a day without Korean products.
Of that I'm sure.

>>861 ok, I got it.
>>862Really? I have some doubts.
I must clearly say this loudly.
If you are a pedophile, never ever come to Japan .
Stay America.

New topic:
So here's something that is often passed around on the internet, so many of
you have likely seen it before. I was curious to know whether you non-native
speakers can read it. My friend from Japan could, and it surprised me mostly
just because I can't do the same thing in Japanese at all. So anyhow, here it is:

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the
icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng
is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid
deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh
and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

>>865
Japan isn't different than America on the fact that we both hate pedophiles, it's me who is different, for my humor is of bad taste.
Do I like children? Of course, who doesn't? Would I harm one? No, and I wouldn't want to meet the person who does.
This is just to be expected out of someone from 4chan, we have dirty humor. It probably isn't a place you would want to visit, I think.

>>849
Another cool image of English imageboards is this:
http://plus4chan.org/boards/n/
If you click on images, it loads in the same window. I think it's pretty cool.

>>839
>official subs were uploaded on the day (maybe at the exact same time) it was aired in Japan, if I remember correctly.
Not just the same day, the same hour. It was kind of funny, airing at 2 AM in Japan and 2 PM where I live, lol.

>>861
What are you talking about? You don't say you don't know Korean guys are off-the-chart smart?
You need to admit to it now. We're contributing to the development of the high-tech business even in America.
Without Korea, America would've been ten years behind the time. I'm not joking. It's the truth.
If any of you here is from America, please pay respect to Korea.
Korean guys are known as white Asian. That's really true. Compared to the Yellow monkeys, Korean guys are expected to
do better at everything. And I'm proud of it. :)

>>867
But Japan is the golden paradise of pedophilia.

>>866
That is impressive! And here I thought you were simply posting an illiterate person wrote.
I have also read that
IT TAKES A LONGER TIME TO READ CAPITAL LETTERS, AS THE HUMAN BRAIN RECOGNIZES THE LETTER SIZE AND SHAPE FASTEST WHEN IN LOWER CASE.
Furthermore, I have heard that serif font lettering, as on this board, makes it easier to read words than if they were sans-serif.

Language is a fascinating thing, don't you think?

>>870
Is it now? I always thought that would be Thailand and Russia, as that is where much child slavery takes place.

>>871
She is majoring in linguistics lol.

>>866
Of course, I can decode the whole thing. Don't look down on Korean.
That's just horrible spellings. Do you want me to correct it?

Probably all the korean guys decipher it. We're quite smart.

>>866 like that
I couldn't believe that I could understand what I was readind.
Using the increadible power of the human mind according at Cambridge University,
it doesn't matter in what order the internet in a word are, the only important
thing isn't that the first and last letter be in the same place.......

>>867
Ok I understood you are kidding.
You can come to Japan without worring about.
Sorry^^

>>870
Jap monkeys took as many Korean girls away and made them work as sex slaves.
I do understand how brutal Japs are. And stop being pedophile.
That's why many people all around the world hate Jap.

>>874
I have a Samsung monitor and an LG phone. What does this mean?

>>871 Ummm... I believe this board is sans-serif. At least it appears so to me.
Did you get your terms mixed or are we viewing this board differently?

>>875
No worries, I wouldn't let anyone ruin my experience to a foreign country anyway...
But while we are on the topic I've always wondered if English tourists are welcome in Japan?
I hear that some countries are less friendly when they see a stranger.

>>866
Now that is amazing.
I wonder though if context clues also help you read it. If the same words
were given in a random order, instead of logical sentences, perhaps it
would be more difficult to decipher them.

>>878
Sorry, it's serif to me.
We may be using different fonts.

>>877
Is it a riddle?
let's see...

Ok, the answer is, good-bye!(when you part with your friends).
The reason is, "good guy".
Hahaha, that's it, isn't it?

>>870
AND
FOR ME

Good buy, I mean.

>>883
Welcome back.

>>879
Ok, I want to answer your question immediately.
But I have to go to class from now or I must be late definitely.
So if you are here 5 or 6 hours later, I post my opinion.
Ok, see you Captain Spicard, and Crystal.

hey im back!
only for short time

and welcome sparkly and 米人

hey im back!
only for short time

yes

The news said that Korean guys stole the hearts of all the girls on this planet due to Korean Wave.
I was amazed to know how popular Korean guys were when I read the article somewhere online.
And yes, now that the internet connects Korean guys to those girls, it's crystal clear that's the truth.
Many girls are waiting in line to ask out Korean guys on the internet. Probably because Korean guys are good looking.
It can't be helped. Korean guys are busy talking to girl all over the world.

These words are unrelated and not in a sentence and are a bit
longer or less common than the others. Can you read them?
cdoeriotnae opiymlc fsinhig siaecpl fiaansttc siplvuaerte

>>886
That's okay, I must sleep now. I have to wake up in 5 hours, early, to study for my last exam.
Then I'm free from University for a month, hurray for getting to go home to New York and its snow!

i am a horrible english singer
but
i rather let ミク do my singing!
wwwwwwwwww

and now for spamming of a different sort:

Merry Christmas from America to you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_TL1CqgEJQ

>>879
I can only cite my personal experience but I had no problems and everyone was friendly
to me. Some foreigners mention racism but it's not overt or violent, more like ignorance.
That's the short version and I can explain maybe a bit more but I'm busy studying for a Japanese test tomorrow.
35 vocabulary words and 31 kanji...

>>891
Coordinate, Olympic, Fishing, Special, Fantastic, and something else.
It took about 5 seconds to see each, and as English is my only language, it may take longer for others.
Those longer/less common words do not work so well. Is the trick that because they are long/uncommon are brain does not prioritize them?

Also, goodnight all.

>>892 That's a good idea... I have homework to do but I'm really tired. Maybe
I should sleep and set my alarm for waking up early. Then again, I do have
a bad habit of pressing the snooze button one too many times... hmm...
>>896 Probably, the last one was superlative. It was much faster reading the
sentences wasn't it?

>>891
It's a lot harder for me. I can make out olympic, fishing, special, fantastic
but not the other two yet. I really had to think about it.

any way im going to now get personal here

you know i scratch my self because of stress and negitive reinforcement
i had many susidle toughtS and
many thoughts of STABBING

because of my school's negitive enviorment

i do not have any close friends who i can really relate to
hens my loneliness and i drifted the Internets for friends and found some
now i got to many enemys
WHO KEEPS TELLING ME TO DO IT FAGGET
STAB YOUR CLASS MATES!

please go easy on me
im suicidle because of my school's negitive renforecment

i had a long fuse now it is short



I AM A YOUNG MAD SCIENTIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND HAVE NOBODY TO RELATE TO RIGHT NOW IN MY REAL SHITTY LIFE

I GOTTA GO FOR NOW

OTHER WISE ILL SCRATCH MY SELF AGAIN FROM NEGITIVE RENFORCEMENT
(4 ^ヮ^)ﾉｼ

Almost all of the people around the world, especially girls, are mesmerized with Korean guys and
Korean high-tech gadgets. Those who can't admit the truth are narrow-minded and racially discriminate.
I think they are all idiots.

I really should sleep... but
>>899
Gee sparky, if it is really that bad just don't worry about it so much.
Don't visit 4chan unless you can learn to not take things personally, and don't worry about 2ch. People seem nice here.
Things will be fine, as long as you can go along with the crowd for the moment, or just completely ignore that the 'crowd' exists.

greetings 2chan! will you accept another new outsider?
I am not like sparky.

>>899 Sparky why do you keep threatening physical harm to yourself and suicide?
I know why. You want attention, and you want people to care about you. All you
ever talk about is what interests you and about yourself. If you want us to care
about you, you need to show interest in the topics that we show interest in here
and stop bringing up the same things you always bring up. This thread isn't called
"Sparky's brag board" or "Chat about Sparky" it's called "Chat in English" The
reason you can't find a home on the internet is because the internet does not want
to constantly hear about you. Maybe you should create a blog for yourself.

>>899
Take your life positive. Shouldn't be concerned about scums going past.

>I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the
I couldn't believe that I could actually understand what I was reading. Using the

>icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
incredable power of the human mind, according to research at Cambridge University,

>it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng
it doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only important thing

>is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
is that the first and last letter be in the right place. The rest can be a total

>mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid
mess and you can still read it without a problem. This is because the human mind

>deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh
does not read every letter by letter, but the word as a whole. Amazing, huh? Yeah

>and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.
and I always thought sleeping was important! See if your friends can read this too.


hehehe, that's easy. ^^

>>902

This ain't 2chan, bubba.
This here's 2ch.
Entirely different thing.

>>899 If you're serious about the suicide thing, here's a link for you to read.
http://www.metanoia.org/suicide/
If you aren't looking for that, then I'm sorry but I'm not going to baby you and
tell you how great you are, I don't know you, so really it is meaningless.

>>906
ok.
"bubba"?

No, not sleeping, but spelling. I got trapped. lol

>>866
Is there any other order-messed up sentences like this one?
I love it. lol
Seemngly, it doesn't look like English sentences at a glance,
until you try hard to change the order of the words. It's fun.

Do you guys have interest in the Japanese version of the like?
No kanji included.