Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 104

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Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 103
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Hey!!! you NEETS, nerds, Akiba maid-cafe frequenters,
Youtube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis, Yukorin enthusiasts,
Gloved hitwoman maniacs, Internet-addicted housewives-in-therapy,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, Losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, and Morons in the Red Square who believe Tokyo is the
promised land,

Here is the place to have a blast!!!!!

Kilroy was here!

>>1
thanks

>>1
Thanks! The right weather for hot drinks this time.

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/efaisalz/syokkahwin/cris-crocker-gay.jpg
Is she horse with no boobs?

Do you know a woman figure skating player "Kimmie Meissner"?
She is an American unmber one player and resembles the Korian player "Yuna Kim".
But there are key differences.It is the reason that Yuna's thigh is strong though it's thin,but Kimmie's thigh is fragile though it's bold!!

doesn't look like at all.
what is more, she is jew!

>>6
Are you american?

>>8
>>6 is clearly not American.

>>6
is not Japanese but not sure he is american. lol

>>9
do you know from his writing?
Yeah, "the reason that" it seems unnatural to me.
And usage of punctuation is not correctly used.

>>8
No,I'm a japanease.
By the way,When some person masturbates,his endorfin is secreted and does not feel a pain.
So I make it a rule to put a gimlet by the side when I masturbate.

>>11
Yeah. I'm American so it's pretty easy for me to spot non-native speakers based on how they write.

gimlet? you must be crazy. you do masturbate in the morning..bleh

Oh I noticed one thing. your filthy Yuna Kim is a president
of your kingdom now lol. she fits well in her position. lol
there are pathetic dark horse and unknown citizes so she would enjoy
govern the decayed kingdom. lol as well as sex with you in weekends.lol
but Korean 16yo girl named Karaoke belongs to me. she's my cute sis.
don't ruin her. she's minnneee..

OMG I like Ichiro. I saw him on TV today.
He was asked about his condition and his goal of this season or
something. He said.
"I don't want to have 100% confidence. I just want to keep my
confidence at 70 to 80% and with that, I want to surpass
people's expectation." his smile was really nice.
I liked what he said!

前科者は犯罪を繰り返すのだよ。
地域住民にも公開すべきだね。
悪い事すると名前を晒されますよって抑止にもなるだろ。
椿原慎二

all of the sudden, I have plenty of idle hours...lol
I have a question to the native speakers.
as you can see, I am Japanese, but how can I speak or
write like a native? I just wanted to say something like
I am suddenly bored...暇な時間が急にできた。
in this case, how do you write as a native?

it's kind of my dream to be able to speak or write
like a native without living in there. but to reach that
level is unbelivablly hard for me. I probably need
the proofread from a native each time. but it gives
me a headache at the same time. lol

>>17
You'll never be able to speak like a native without living in an English-speaking country for a decent amount of time.
This is true, IMO, of any foreign language. You have to live in a country that primarily speaks that language if you really want to speak it well.
Writing is just as difficult, but for different reasons. At least it's easier to improve your English writing,
since even just reading a lot of English newspapers/books/etc. will give you a better feel for the language.

>暇な時間が急にできた。
I would say, "Suddenly I've got a lot of free time."

>>19
oh thanks. gosh....so suddenly I've got a lot of free time
will do...that's far easier than what I thought lol
Thanks! I better use more plain english then lol

I'm taking debate lesson but I never know the theme of the
debate in advance so there is no chance for me to prepare. it's more
like a spontaneous speech. but I feel that whenever I try to write some
long text of my thoughts here or on some other web site, it helps.
because when the theme of the debate would be similar to what I've once
written somewhere, it would get easier for me to speak. Including the
vocabularies that I need to use in a certain topic.

probably I write too often I am 17 by the way...lol
sorry in advance. but siince I have a lot of free time now...^^

hey I have one question.

>He's a nice and funny guy and stuff

stuff...this stuff is kind of understandable. some people
write this way, `and stuff` `and all`. does it make me seem more like a native?
lol sorry for asking you a silly question.

my dream is to My dream is to read many books, as many books as
possible and to be able to speak foreign language as native.
and gain a peaceful mind as a winter lake but I don't think it
is possible. I am more like a stormy sea. lol

I have one more question.

When you die, which one do you prefer? buried or cremated?

oh there is another option,
to be "WIND BLOWN" 千の風にのってis one of the popular songs in Japan.^^

>>19
暇な時間が急にできた。
I've got a lot of free time all of a sudden.
↑How bout it?

By the way,My hobby is the illustolation and the clay work.
I like making a girl with paper clay.
I like it as same as masturbation.
There are several hundred works which I have made.But I can not show it as one.
If I show it,I will be arrrested for public indecency.

>>23
「千の風に乗って」
Riding on thousand wind.

oh my god...you are a genuine pervert...lol

but I saw a person like you on the TV, TV champion
figure championship. some lolicon guy made some exiquiste
dolls by clay. how do you think of "releaseing your private life to the public"
I don't like it. because the more I know that person, the more I start to
dislike him/her. but as for Magibon's fans, they are so excited
to view her private life, right? and I think those "private life" would be
fake lol

>>24
thanks it sounds good although you are not native, are you?
you must be a returnee..

also the thing I hate the most is
to be bound by. or controlled by someone.
if someone always knows my schedule and call me
by cellphone and "what are you doing now?"
that's the worst thing for me. I always want to
stay free without anybody's disturbance or interference.

http://pc11.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/streaming/1203303180/l50x

As I'm sure most of you know, this girl, MRirian, is a youtuber with the
aspiraration to go to Japan who's been posting staring videos. But did you
already get an update on what's happening to her lately? Since when she changed
her current living place from America to Japan, which isn't true for now, she
got uncountable numbers of viewers mostly from America. You know, America is a
superpower and its people are so arrogant that the majority of them'd never accept
other cultures, especially if it's Japan - they call those with interest in Japanese
stuff weeaboos and bash them. Well, um, that's not the point here, hehe.
What I'm here for is to inform you that MRirian was finally asked to come to Japan by
an IT company named Gyao. (personally the staff members sound/look really disgusting, though).
Anyways, check the link I put above. I think it's her choice whether or not accepting the offer,
but some of the residents in the thread have been asking for more. They ask about every move she
made and make a big deal. That's gross. Like they start to edit wikipedia and make some graphic stuff
to entertain her for the valentain's day or something. From an objective viewpoint, the way
they are making a big deal is quite disgusting and giving me the creeps. And the attitude Magibon
took so far? It was quite stupid, too. She wouldn't listen to anyone if s/he take nuetral opinions,
just ignore most of them. The only ones left there were fanatics like
"come to japan!! you are kawaii!". Oh, Pathetic. That's why Japanese males are being the target of
laughter. But come to think of it, miserable kinds of Japanese old males and MRirian are best
matches. Staring Magibon and poor Japanese. lol
Better lolz than Emily.

>>24
you must be otaku. LOL
I don't like girls with enormous, unproportional big eyes.

>>30
MRirian has big boobs.

My existence is public indecency.
When I walk, every girl turns to me and gets horny.
hahaha.

>>31
Mrian is real person. right?
I don't like typical girls of animes and figures.
their eyes are exceedingly big.

don't air your dirty laundry in public.

>>32
Don't walk naked in a public place, please?

Nagatsu Aiko is the filmmaker who recently received an award
of Sundance Film Festival. Kawakami Mieko is the one who received
the Akutagawa Award for her writing recently. I've heard the legend
that Beautiful women are less talented...but that was not true.
they both are so beautiful.

>>35
No, I'm clad! lol.

>>29
Are you american?

Welcome to american dissident voices, I'm Kevin Alfred Strom.

>>20-21
Your english is very decent as for 17 year-old-boy.
Are you studying in USA?

hey more chats! silence makes me feel lonely and sad!

>>32
The men who walks over in anywhere while baring of the body
should cover his duck under a leaf. Otherwise, he will be
took to a cell of the police station by the people walked near
him, just like you did so.

As i said before, I am wearing clothes.

It meant a joke, sorry.

Don't be serious

>>21
Yeah, if you use it properly, then things like, "...and stuff" will make your English seem more natural.

>>46
Can I say "...or something like that" instead of "...and stuff" ?
Because I often hear the phrase in movies.

We can read English newspaper articles with Japanese translation in this website.
ttp://sankei.jp.msn.com/usatoday/usatoday.htm

We can read English newspaper articles with Japanese translation in this website.
ttp://sankei.jp.msn.com/usatoday/usatoday.htm

>>47
They're kind of related, but they're not the same. Here's an example.

A: I just got back from a party. It was pretty fun!
B1: Oh, really? Did you dance and stuff?
B2: Oh, really? Did you dance or something like that?

B1 is kind of more general. B1 is asking, "Did you dance and do other similar things that people usually do at parties (like drink, chat with people, kiss someone, etc.)?"

But B2 isn't asking about what A did in general. B2 wants to know specifically, "Did you dance at the party?" "Is the reason you had fun because you were doing something like dancing at the party?"

Hopefully that clears it up a little... There are a lot of sentences where you can only use one or the other.

What kind of job do you think you want?
I think I want to be a journalist or something like that. (can't use "...and stuff")

Did you write all of your essays?
Well, I wrote up the outlines and stuff, so I basically finished the hard part. (can't use "...or something like that")

>>50
In short,Do you want to be a comedian?

>>51
Or something like that? Na, not really.

I HATE YOU

I HATE 本玉儿

Then I HATE to study Japanese classical literature.
It's hardly understandable.
I think it's rather more difficult than germany. dernit. :(

>>54
Thanks babe.I call you coward!!
BRAKA BRAKA BRAKA BRAKA BRAKA BRAKA!!

>>54
AAAAAAA hk AAAAAAA!!
Come out,coward face me…
I kill you eat you heart…!

84 Name: Canada Girl : 2006-12-13 05:29 ID:ZSxVEUwM [Del]
I just read this whole thread....I'm a Canadian girl who spent a year in Japan.
Japanese guys really didn't hit on me, and when they did- they were 10 or 15 years older which creeped me out.
I do however have a strong lust for Japanese men and a fascination with all things Japan.
I am desperate to go back, to date Japanese men, and Yeah, I can actually speak Japanese.

THEY DONT WANT US, not the other way around.

and I am a clean, slim girl. The only reason I can think of is that my breasts are just too large for them.

>>40
Thanks, no. I live in Japan and study English by myself.

>>50
Oh thanks. dude, it cleared the diffrences. ^^

>>55
it's hard to understand? classical literature is easier than the
modern literature for me.

>>57
I think this guy is definitely non-Japanese.
the way he talks and what he says are not Japanese at all.

hi all

according to my analysis, 本玉儿 is not Japanese.
many words that he uses are not Japanese guys'. Japanese guys won't say
"come out coward". That's my opinion.

>>58
Oh!Are you a clean and slim girl?You are a woman a kind of that I like.
You should eat a lot of food until you gain waight more!
And you must to make your own thigh miraclous bold.and you learn Karate from Korean Yuna Kim.

↑koitsu wa nihonjin dewanai.soshite honmono no baka de aru.

>>62
lol I understand what you mean by that.
he is saying silly things but always talking if the actress or skater or somebody
is strong or not. that's not the Japanese talk, american talks lol
and he lacks the delicacy lol he is an american pervert, not
Japanese pervert.

>>20
yeah, that's a good idea.
but I suggest you not to come on net when trolls are active.
try to come on net when those annoying people are not around. www

>>64 kare wa honmono no kichigai desu ne!

This is 本玉儿's thread.
http://society6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/shugi/1202215149/

>>59
Definitely it is. It's because, I think, there's too many differences between
modern and classic in culture, meaning of word, common sense, etc. to learn.

I don't think I'm going to pass univestity entrance exam... -_-

>>68
yeah, first of all, you need the brain transplant.

>>67
oh then is he Japanese? I wonder...I thought the way of thinking,
is a typical american's, he never sounds like a Japanese to me.
but that's not a big deal. haha...I gtg.

>>65
Overgeneralization is sure a sign of delicacy.

>>69
Sounds interesting. lol
Where can I have that op? ^_^

If you have a question about English, go to this thread.
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1172797189/l50

I think it's OK to ask a small and quick question here but
if your question requires long answers then, the thread above is more
suitable. Basically this is a thread just to chat, not for Q and A.

>>67>>70
Hey you are impertinent.
Come to the back of the rest room later.
I will tell Yoko Osita all about you!!

>>73
You are an ass. Die.

>>73
Please die.

Gobaku?

>>73
You are a DQN!

>>75-76
What? His requesting seems reasonable…

>>79
his post seems too sudden and have no relation to previous post.
but I think >75,76 is too much to say.

>>75
I'm not an ass but I have a painkiller in my anus sometimes.
Actulaly, I put it in there two nights in a raw.
I wonder how tonight turn out to be.

>>78
I don't think I'm DQN. I'm more like a MWPIA (Man with a painkiller in
anus)

According to the news, Edithon Cheng said he would break his career
as a TV talent. The famous TV talent Edithon will quit because of the
nude photos scandal!!

>>81
Does it feel good?
I've had a Frisk in my anus(so called "Analisk" in VIP board) before, but was not so fun.

That's because your anus has not yet been fully developed enough.
Once you get to the level I've achieved, anything up your ass is bliss.

400 copies of nude photos of famous taiwanese women..
Did you guys get all of them?

It may snow soon in my area. I'll be working third shift at a auto
plant the night it's expected and I may be driving home as it snows. I
remember when I was a kid how happy I was when it would snow since it
meant that schools would be closed for the day (maybe even two) and if
enough fell you could go outside and play in it. Now I hope it
doesn't snow since it could cause the roads to become slippery and wet
and I don't want to drive in those conditions, especially in the night
and early morning hours.

What English drama do you recommend?
I want to see one that is both interesting to see and helpful to learn English with.
So any suggestion?

I've been gone for a while. Mr. Smertemann, are you still here? Please
update us on your situation.

Where do you people come from? Is that all you live for, is to find flaws in others？

I don't see your point. To find flaws in others?
What do you mean?

>>88
His anus exploded when he accidentally placed a firecracker in there, but he was
saved by a rescue worker whom now he is sort of in love with. He has not yet
disclosed if that person is a man or woman, however.

I was out walking (and doing things) for several hours just now. I
think I am sort of in love with coming home and taking a shower.

>>83
You can get pleasure of a little bit of uho feeling.
I've never tried Frisk.

>>88
I'm here. Not much to report. I'm tired of going to hospital every day.
I go there even on Saturday and Sunday. If I include the days when
I got an injection every day, I have gone to hospital more than one month.
It's good I can sleep better now but the sleep is no so deep.

>>91
If a fire cracker works, I don't mind puting it in my anus.

>>92
You mean you are posting with your cell phone?

>>86
Safety drive!

>>92
Is Swedish woman's thigh firm?
How about comparing it with Korean Yona's thigh?

lol
I don't know why but sick 本玉儿 guy is always there
when I turn on PC....I mean when I come to this thread...sigh

>>82
What's the source of the information?

How about Ebi-chan (Ebihara Yuri, the model)?
she looks like a slim and cute young girl without the strength but
actually she is strong. lol
She is famous as the person of KY (kuuki ga yomenai)
- the one who cannot read the air..means one who is not good at
reading the atmospher or people's mind well and always do
something inappropriate at the gathering or stuff like that.
Because at the year end music festival last year, she made a mistake
but some people say she is the strongest and the most brave MC when Sakai Masaaki
lost to proceed his role. it's hard to explain what happened there. lol

>>97
That's too bad...
Amen.

陳冠希....
he doesn't seem sorry when I saw youtube. chinese are
the people who never admit their fault. that's what I've
heard from Kim-sensei. (Kim-sensei herself is a Taiwanese
though lol).

>>100

yeah, lol we have some kind of en 縁? lol I don't know lol

I have seen this post on youtube.

"oLd Song bUt iT iS tOo pOpULar tiL nOw"

The upper case and the lower case is used cluttered.
Is this popular among young people? Do they do just for the fun of it
or are there any origins of this writing style?

>>103
lol it's hard to read. but I've seen those kind of writings
everywhere on net. but that text doesn't mean anything. "til now" is
you fixed the time. music is not something like computer. you cannot
fix the time when the popularity starts and when it ends lol

I don't like so-called ebichan.
She is so pretentious and affected.
I get stressed when I watch her make expressions on her
face and move conciously.
I wish she disappeared from TV.

sometimes you need to leave one alone.
then the one do the great job after being released.

too much surveillance and tighten too much control make
the one die.

>>105
I think a lot of us think as you think.
I guess she's more popular among girls.

>>103
Oh God, alternating caps. Every time I see those, I want to punch
the writer in the face. Or maybe throw a cup of hot tea over their
face, at least. But anyway, it used to be especially popular among
"hackers" before 'l33tspeak' was more widely used. I know it's a
bad thing to generalise, but most alternating caps I see these days
are from Indonesians or Filipinos. It's not really popular among
young people, but most people find it incredibly annoying.

>>103
That's like Sex Pistols logo!

>>101
Kim-sensei?Yuna Kim?

Yuna Kim is stronger than Kimmie Meissner.
Her strength is absolute,and what is more,heredity.
Kimmie is to Yuna what the slave to the king.
Therefore Kimmie is servile for Yuna.

>>110
lol comparing two people is your speciality.
something must be wrong with your brain. lol
you need to do the brain transplant.

you know there are some other strategies in this world.
you are repeating the same thing all the time...
you should use your brain. if one strategy didn't work,
do something else. you know...it seems you are doing variety
of things but actually all the same to me.

>>107
I'm happy to find snother guy who agreed with me.
thanks.
And ebichan syndrome is annoying. girls who tries to act like her.
almost always uglier than her, not knowing about themselves.

>>113
LOL
ebi-chan syndrome is really annoying to me too. hi 5!
but soon or later she'll disappear. but she's just a harmless
girl. she's neither smart nor has a beautiful looks (so so I think) but
some kind of luck that she owns lead her to suceess. I guess.

>>110
You look like Kim Jong-ill.

手紙＜---do you know this word is "tegami" ,the letter for us
but in Chinese, it means "toilet paper". lol
I just learned it today. ^^;

手紙＜---do you know this word is "tegami" ,the letter for us
but in Chinese, it means "toilet paper". lol
I just learned it today. ^^;

opps sorry double posts...^^;

>>108
Wow, I checked his/her youtube account and he/she SURE is from Philippines.
What's 'l33tspeak' I wonder?

>>109
Never seen their logo. I'm not a rock fan.

Also 怪我＜--is "kega", "injury" in Japanese but in Chinese
it means "pick on" or "to blame".

she's neither smart nor has a beautiful looks (so so I think)

Uwahahaha. I also agree on this point! she may be cute but actually
not so gorgeous. girls may like her because ebithan makes
them think that they could possibly reach
at her level.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=9JDTAqsMNEM

Richard Marx. How touching, mellow, I almost cries listening to
his song. I would sing this song in whisper in your ears as nuisance.
To this song, someone commented as >>103

He got married with Jenifer Lopez?

>>121
girls may like her because ebithan makes
them think that they could possibly reach
at her level.

are you me? lol that's exactly what I always think about her.
(I mean I don't think about her all the time though lol)
>

Richard Marx...........
long forgotten name.
typical 80s-90s music. series of catchy and shallow songs.
Is he called industrial rock?
rogzetto? also come to my mind.

You are raising the bar of beauty too high.

Ebichan is definately gorgeous compared to the general public.
If you see her on the street, I bet you can't keep your eyes off of her.
Something about her sure appeals to some women. That's why she has been
on the front line of modeling industory and acquired her fan base.

>>123
Kim taku is a taboo in japan.
Nobody can blame him. But I think kim taku is ebichan for men.

very annoying. I turn my face away evertime I watch kimura on TV!

>>118
Beware!
A creepy psycho that loves Chinese is 本玉儿

>>120
You must be learning Chinese in university as the second foreign language.

What I was impressed most about chinese is when I was chatting with a
chinese. I know　成龍　means Jackey Chen and asked a Chinese if he
know what it means when chatting online. He answered correctly, which is of course but
I felt excited.

I'm not jealous of good looking guys.
cos tanihara shosuke and the guys like him
are really good looking. I admit.
Kimura? embarrased.

>>126
But how do you explain his drama always get high rating,
always over 20% in every dramas in which he stared.

>>126
ummm...that's an interesting opinion.
as for kimura, I think he is a talented guy, in acting.
he is not ordinary...while ebi-chan is too ordinary.

>>130
つ Jani-ota

>>130
Kimura is annoying in a sense.
seeing as a couple, Kimura and Kudo Shizuka
is super annoying. why? becuase they think they are cool
while many of us think they are ugly and cheap yankee couple.

>>132
To get over 20% rating, the number of Jani-ota is not enough.

>>127
>A creepy psycho that loves Chinese is 本玉儿

lol but wha? I thought he likes kroean skater. lol

>>130
I've never seen through just one episode of his dramas.
LOL
maybe japanese are easy to be tricked by media.
johhnny's actors are given limitless chances
arter three or more failures. kamenashi is one example.
I don't know what is good about him and masses also don't
recognize him. Yes kimura is differendt from kamenashi.
He get many chances and also succeeded. he may have
allure different from kamenashi and others.

I think korean actors are the same case with kamenashi.
japanese dramas with korean actors keep failing
one after another.
But they keep on appearing. LOL

while many of us think they are ugly and cheap yankee couple.

uwahahaha. Are you me? I totally agree with you.
kudo is vulgar and dirty and cheap! their fashions are also
not decent. they send their kids to internatinal school.
they think it's cool and smarter.

I've heard the Tshirt that he was wearing in a drama...or
the down jacket he was wearing in the movie, "Hero"
the brown one, was too popular and was sold out within
a short period of time.

>>108
Watch this over some hot tea and relax.
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=uwWOKxRsNRE

>>137
HI 5! we should exchange our email address and
talk about the celeblities' gossip all the time
in order to release our daily stress lol

yep kudo is super annoying. I don't know why but
she gets uglier and uglier year after year. she looks
confident but ironically that confidence is the most annoying
part of hers. lol

>>119
'l33tspeak' is one term used for replacing letters with numbers and
other typographical symbols. In the case of the word 'l33tspeak'
itself, the number '3' is replacing the letter 'e'. It used to be
quite popular years ago among gameplayers, but now most of them have
realised it looks stupid, and it's mainly 14 year old kids who
play Counterstrike who use it these days.

Who is Ebi-chan? What does she do?

Isn't kimutaku's acting mannerism ?
He is not smart either. His vocabulary is very limited and shallow.
But he is allowed because he is kimtaku.

>>141
You don't know her.
You even know okada yukiko but didn't know ebichan.
strange.
ebichan is ebihara yuri蛯原友里, who is CanCam model.
CanCam seems to be must-read book for young fashion-conscious girls.

>>142
Yes exactly. his acting is mannerism.
the role that he is able to act is very limited.
a cool guy but has no intelligence. I mean I think he is a
smart guy but the behavior, his face shows his
lack of intelligence. his vocabularies are limited. he needs to
read more books, maybe. or learn something new. he's already over 35?
but he still looks like a boy...that's embarassing.

and the role that nakai has been given is also annoying.
nakai plays afflicted and sensitive adolescent, which is contrary to
real nakai.

I like inagaki the most. because he is harmless. LOL

lol SMAP is over the hill already.
so sometimes I'm embarassed to see them on TV.
they should retire from the main part of variety programs in TV.
maybe Kat-Tun would take over their place?

>>141
Thank you for explaning 'l33tspeak'

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=1eZfYDVfupo&feature=related
You can watch Ebi-chan here.
Her name is 蛯原友里（えびはら　ゆり） as >>143 says.
Her nickname is えびちゃん Ebi-chan. えび　can mean shrimp so she was
used for MacDonald's CM when MacDonald's released shrimp burger.

Nakai is going to get married to Kouda Kumi in June or July.
but for me, this couple is even more annoying than Kudo x Kimura.
I hope they would find the better parters. lol

But in a way best match!
ex-yankee taste couple!

>>143
Maybe I'd have been more familiar with Ebihara if she'd killed herself...
But as she is, she seems very narcissistic, with the whole "I don't understand
how anyone can not find me cute" thing. Of course, maybe she's just made it up
for some kind of persona... but I can't really say, having not seen her before.

>>139
That was a little embarrassing to watch... they're really exaggerating their
gestures, perhaps to make up for the fact that they can't really say much that
would be understood. I've never heard them speak before, though, and it made
me laugh to hear just how English Herman Li sounded.

>>150
maybe. probably kouda and nakai both are too talkative
that's the reason why it's annoying.

I said maybe and probably...lol
I m too sleepy now. I go to sleep now gn!

>>151
Rock Fujiyama was one of the best metal shows because every guest
guitarist was supposed to act goofy anyway. It's a comedy show with
top metal misicians, basically.

>>154
Ahh, I see. We've got absolutely nothing like that in the UK. There are very few
shows where the guests act like that, think they're encouraged to act 'proper'.
We do have a couple music shows, though, where the guests do sometimes make fools
of themselves. Much more interesting to watch.
In fact... http://www.tv-links.cc/divx2.php?l=2058432

>>148
Sorry... doing some housecleaning at the moment, so my replies are
erratic... thanks for the video, though. We've never had the shrimp
burger over here. Anyway, I guess she's pretty, but don't really
find her so attractive. Maybe if I was a few years older. Interesting
play on words though. Reminds me of when Ringo Starr was used to advertise
Surioroshi Ringo...

>>155
mmm.. The link didn't work on my Real Player.. Got an error..
I tried to search it on the top page but couldn't find.
Do I need Google Firefox to play it?? That's what it says for some videos there.

>>157
Ah, sorry... the video format is Avi (compressed in DivX), so it needs
the DivX web player to play (http://www.stage6.com/download/player/win).
If you don't want to use that, I'll try and find another source.

>>158
Thanks. I just figured it out and installed DivX.. Now I'm watching it.
This is a really high quality streaming video..

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj3yrNyhREI
>>156
hahaha. this revealation shows how I am old...

I feel as if I should undertake this venture and attempt speaking in English. However in order to do so I first require a meaningful subject by way of which to converse. Oh what oh what shall we discuss かな。　俺知るかよ？　てめー

嗅いでみませんか？　立派なおチンチンですよ！　　信じて下さい。

うげー　汚い！って言わないで下さい！　言われたらガッカリしちまいます！

>>159
The presenter is Jewish and gay, both of which he often jokes about.
He's famous for once making Britney Spears cry, a couple years back.

>>160
Haven't seen that one either, thanks. Found his 'Simple Life' appearance
too. In lots of commercials, they seem to have a little caption saying who
the star is (or stars are), no matter if they're foreign or Japanese. Why
is this?

today,i passed the waseda university at sils.yeahhhhh

>>151
As for over gesture, look at them.
very embarrassing to watch. they pretend to be an american
star. shameful.
everything american except their faces.
huruya shrugs his shoulders and rolls his eyes, waving around his arms like
black. I want to hide in the hole.

and their song is plagiarism...http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=ex85QDK4i5c
they are helpless. huruya was bullied by
a group of zebbra dokyun thugs for several reasons. I don't like both. but fun just to
watch fools.

zeebra impersonator, maybe parodying him.
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=-8XSGqO7vwk
he is very funny.

oh i forgot the dragon ash's link.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=SezLiZHvaI4

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=ex85QDK4i5c
WTF is this? LOL

>>169
It's the song doragon ash plagiarized the song from.
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=SezLiZHvaI4
this is dragon ash's version.

YouTube板にスレ立てれば

>>171
It's well known fact among japanese listeners but probably not among
foreigners.

>172
listeners? what do you mean?

Oh well, its about time for those who love to talk about things they hate.
Time for me to go to bed then. bye

music listeners or something like that I mean.

What English drama would you recommend?
I prefer interesting and easy ones.

>>176
Hmm... hard to say, because there are so many. What type of show
do you enjoy?

>>176
Desperate Housewives
The OC

>>177
Good question. I'd be happy if actors and actoresses speak
kind of clearly and easily, I mean, not too many slangs and
big words, and still really interesting.

>>178
Thank you for the suggestions.

>>179
Rome (Historical drama - Julius Caesar)
House (Medical drama)
Sharpe (Historical drama - Napoleonic Wars)

I don't really watch much, but I'll mention any that I remember.

I like red dwarf!
rimmer is so funny!
Is rimmer's character　based on british class society?
do i think too much?
rimmer is so desparete to elevate his rank.
he is very proud and delusional. But it doesn't fit his
real abiility. he is goofy.

red dwarf is very crazy and surreal. sometimes I think
producers are crazy too.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=W8otwr7ArmA
I don't know what's funny without dubbing or subtitle.
But british really love jokes about nazis and hitler.

Can i get red dwarf dvds with dubbing and english subtitles?

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=rwdxIUeMrSM
Is rimmer trying to be upper class connoisseur?

>>181
Haha, good taste. Was just watching series 3 yesterday.

Almost all characters are some sort of parody on aspects of British
society. Rimmer is a self-important and neurotic fool, driven mainly
by trying to elevate himself above everyone else (when, in reality,
he's much too cowardly to take risks to improve things). In a way, he's
like a parody of the failure son of a rich and successful family. He
aspires to be like those around him (as in >>184's video), but just doesn't
have the capacity to manage it. He tries to make himself look superior
even to the lowest classes (Lister), but often fails at that too.

It's a very strange show, but very British in its humour.

>>182
To be fair, Rudolph Hess wasn't ever really the life of the party (including
the Nazi Party, for that matter - he gained his rank merely from being a
lapdog, and not much more).

>>183
Yes, yes you can:
http://moourl.com/wo66b
(the Amazon link was much too big to post directly)

http://moourl.com/wo66b
イギリス人さん、the likn doesn't work. I think dvd with dubbing
of japanese may not be availble now. But subtitle would help.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=W8otwr7ArmA
When Lister was asked occupation, didn't he say "bum"?
It's called 乞食kojiki or 浮浪者hurousya in japanese.
In japan such a cynical humour is abstained from
while hitting person on the head and laughing at person's
weak point(age, sex, face, bodily features, etc) are o.k.
TV is just afraid of being attacked by so-called human right's
organization. But they don't have any standard themselves.
a strange country japan is.

dubbing in japanese would be better.

I want to criticise tv comedy show featuring comedian like
99. They have no talent. just making fun of others and
just abnormal. no punch line. no meaning of life.
I wish they would die sooner.

And rimmer was a lonely guy?
He needs friend but can't get along with others.
often his unjustifiable pride offends others.
comical but poor man.
I suppose that's british too.

didn't robot say "being arnold rimmer is a punishment"
like that.
too funny... I love him.

>>186
Ahh, yes. Here, we call kokiji 'beggars' and hurousya 'vagrants', I
guess. In the UK, the lower classes are often seen as lazy people who
avoid work, taking only benefits and welfare from the government as
a means of income. The government gives them a house to live in and
weekly money while they're "looking for work" (which could last years,
depending on just how lazy the person is). This is what we call a 'bum'.
I think the fact that he admits it is a reflection on how a large amount
of the people on welfare have no intention of trying to improve on their
situation.

Also in contrast to what you say about humour in Japanese shows, it's
almost opposite here. People don't often make remarks about other people
that might be racist, sexist, ageist, or discrimitory, mainly because our
society is very over the top with 'political correctness'. Britain is also
a strange country.

As for dubbed or subtitled Red Dwarf DVDs, just do a search for "Red Dwarf"
on Amazon.co.jp - the language and subtitle descriptions of the ones I saw
there both said "Japanese".

shinsuke often makes fun of women's age and mock
her missed marriage. for example, isono kiriko used to be the target.
I don't like his style.
insulting. disgusting. kansai owarai would ruin "beautiful japan".
ugly man's heart keeps ugly however money he can gain.

>>190
thanks. I'll try.

making fun of elderly is shimuraken's signature gag.
shimura is from the
suburb of tokyo, higashimurayama.

so It may not matter whether they are from kansai or not.
shimura also lowered japanese cultural level.
Shimura is deified by the media.
but he is not talented as kitanotakeshi or matsumoto hitoshi.
their gags are often vulgar, but they have a glint of humor
others don't have.

LOL
I like red dwarf too. my english listening comprehension ability
is limited so I can't say I understand it completely but I would
say the sense of humor fits me more than that of America's.

humor is human.
I love humans.
sharing bodies with people gets us to give more humor to others.
would you present your love and your body to me?

one fuuzokujo (風俗嬢）professional sex-related business girl
asked me to add me as mymiku. www she said as she has been browsing the
pages she found me and interested in me in very modest manner. That's very hornored.
I am girl so maybe we can be chat friends. she said that even her profession
is sex, she is just an ordinary girl inside. humm....maybe I got to know her more
deep in order to learn this world. but only curiosity (I can't deny myself
having a curiosity) but it must be rude if I would be too curious
and ask her questions like..."what the reason you are doing this business?" etc...lol
so I just have the normal conversation with her. lol

>>196
she's Japanese. not a girl in north american fyi...lol

>>195
again again again...endless
you never comprehend the meaning of anything.
"leave the one for a while. and you'll gain a lot later".

just leave the person alone, will you?

There is a good word from 仏教。

応に住する所無うして其の心を生すべし
(masani jyuu surutokoro noushite sono kokoro wo shouzu beshi)

it is rather difficul to explain. But let me explain...

It is said in Budhisim, this world is empty. there is nothing
that could exist or stay in the same place forever. the world,
human, our mind, form, nature, evenrthing is chaging every
second, also our body, our mind, emotion. if you'd stay in one
place (mentally) life is too hard to live. if your loved one
dies, the grief is too huge but human should continue to live.
we have to live anyway no matter what. And the above words mean:

Try not to let your mind stay in the same place, let it change freely
according to the situation.

Gambatte ne!!! or just take it easy!!!

>>1-200
fack you

>>201
FUCK YOU

I envy English speaking people. Because there are a lot of
curse words. we don't have such convenient common words when we are angry.
maybe we would say "baka" or "aho" or "omae no kaachan debeso"
(your mom has an outie belly button).lol

>>203
What's wrong with an outie? T_T I have an outie. I think it's cool. Innies look weird.

>>205
lol

outie is not bad. but I don't know that's the traditional way to
curse somebody when you get mad. and don't forget it always come with
"baka kaba chindon ya ♪” this phrase comes before the "omaeno"
(stupid fool and a band of musical sandwichmen)
so old time Japanese probably considered the monther with outie belly button and
the musical sandwichman are two most shameful people. lol

baka kaba = stupid hippo

asking for the aplogy

Another MRirian's video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqiOmTEBw3Q

Can anyone explain what the idea of those staring videos are?
Hyper Narcissist?

>>208
puwahaha
she looks like a total dumb.

Most Japanese have hard time listening to English, to say nothing of
writing/speaking it, even though they somehow read English.

It's said they are much too worried about tiny grammar mistakes to
speak English, but the more pressing problem is that they have trouble
to say what they have in mind in English.

Personally, all you should do to improve is just write and speak a little more
no matter what.

14th nothingness...

I suspect there's nothing in her head.

◆August, 2006
Magi came to 2ch first time.

◆At the middle of April, 2007
A talent agency made an offer. She was supposed to have photos taken in Japan two months afterwards.
She begged the people here and tried to collect donations.

■details of donation

A japanese talent agency invited me to Japan! ^__^
They are going to take photos of mine. I'm going to meet people of the showbiz world.^^
If my photos catch big attention, I think I can work in Japan！d(^__^)b
I need to pay for the trip to Japan. I will be paid no less than minimum wage.
So if you can donate, please help me. If you can't, please support me！(^_^)
Thank you for reading. OTZ

http://www.myspace.com/maginoyume
http://megalodon.jp/fish2_cache_day.php?y=2007&m=5&d=15

As far as the offer was concerned, everyone thought it was good.
Concerning donations, however, their opinions were split up.

Cons and pros about it.

●opinions from those who disagree with donation
・I can't believe she asked for donation in order to visit Japan. Japanese people would never thought of it.
Work and earn money for the trip on your own. Begger.
・I felt bad hearing her ask us to donate. Donation is not prefered in Japan. I hope you to know
you can't rule out the possibilities that those who ask for donation might be disliked.
・She was supposed to earn money for college. Why doesn't she have 100 thousand yen now? Go figure..
・You guys may not notice this because magibon did it. but it's just begging. I think that's what an old
kind of swindler
・I wonder why she won't clearly tell us how much money she needs. She's thinking she'll get as much as she can?
・She might want to borrow money from her parents, relatives or best friends.
・I have no idea why she doesn't try to ask for donation on Youtube. She has 40 thousand viewers.
Why only here?
・She doesn't try to elaborate. We don't know what talent agency invited her. She only answered to the question about
the agency, "it's a good company. Please don't worry."
・She should've explained it more.

●opinions from those who don't take any side.
・I don't disagree with donation. But I'd like you to know you might be
disliked by those who are against it.
・I think donation in itself is not a bad idea. Still she should describe more precisely the situation she's in.
・I support her, but I can't donate.

●opinions from those who agree with donation
・It depends on you if you donate or not. If you don't like it, then don't do it.
・She doesn't deserve to be bashed just because she tried to collect donation. It's ridiculous.
That's where Japanese people are thought to be idiotic.
・She didn't step out of the line. Donation is not a bad thing to do in the world.

322 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/22(金) 18:35:47 ID:Bu47mc8X0
これだけマギのブログ見られてるとマギの学生時代を知っている人とかもいると思うんだけど、
そういう人がマギがどういう人間なのかとか書き込む人がいても良さそうだけどな。

322 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/22(金) 18:35:47 ID:Bu47mc8X0
I guess there's someone that knew Magibon in her school days, now that
she's big on Youtube and he/she is supposed to write about her, though.

all I need is aplogy. you insulted me too much.
aplogy is the only way to escape from the deadlock.
otherwise, just leave me alone, ok? just talk general things will do.

>>215
What the heck is that?
Why apologies? I didn't do or say anything insulting.
So why do I have to make an apology? tell me.

lol
who are you?
I was just talking to the man I met on net.
he had been insulting me on net hard day by day over the years.
and many people insulted me as well since he maneuvered others.
I am requesting him to apologize me. but I don't think he would,
his pride is too high and never admit his fault. so I just want to
tell him to leave me alone.

>>216
I guess she/he forgot to reload!

323 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/22(金) 19:25:44 ID:5m/1vpaU0
アカウントをアメリカにしろ邪魔だ

323 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/22(金) 19:25:44 ID:5m/1vpaU0
Change your category to America. You're in the way.

>>217
I still don't get it.
Is there anyone that insulted you in the thread?
I've never noticed it, though.

>>217
I wish you were Chris Crocker.

Yuna Kim is a strongest woman!!
Particulary,The toughness of her thigh is equal to thousand women!!!

Apart from it, there are words to pronounce "ore ga biru ni nottuta" in Korean.
This means that "I step on the building" in Japanese, but means that I "set a trap" in Korean.
In addition, the words to pronounce "namaniku" means "uncooked meat" in Japanese, but means "only myself" in Korean.
Korean is really interesting.
The Korean that I know is only "ore ga biru ni nottuta" and "namaniku".

>>219
Would you keep your stalking habit elsewhere on the Internet or fuck off please?

>223
is he stalking you??
are you japanese?

(前スレより抜粋)

842:名無しさん＠英語勉強中2008/02/20(水) 01:38:20
>>834
Spamming this shitty translation.

A journey of thousands of miles begins with one step,
and you have already taken a few. (Concept derives
from a Lao Tze saying)^^

WHo is Lao Tze? Is he a delusional person? What he said there seems to support that.

stalking lead you to nowhere. aplogize her or else,
just live your life and don't disturb her anymore. good luck

http://www.quizyourprofile.com/guessyournumber.swf

this is fun!

↑I couldn't figure it out, can you?

There are only five numbers of each color and the house that you pick
has only one number of each color. That's all they need.

I enjoyed!

Anyway, now the foods made in China is a problem to bring many
harms to the people requiring it. Since the foods are not safe
about, I can not have it to eat the Chinese dish while feeling
the stress. How are you doing your eating habits?

Hello. I have some questions about Japanese, hopefully you won't mind me asking
them here.

First off, how do you say "to allow someone to do x"?
Examples can be "to allow someone to speak/talk" and "to allow someone to eat".

Secondly, and more importantly, there's the 「Ｘの時」sentence structure that gets me.
Can you check if my translations here are correct, and also if the Japanese sentences are
correct?

Example one: 食べ過ぎた時、御母さんに電話を掛けました。
My translation: When I had eaten too much, I phoned my mother.

Example two: 食べ過ぎた時、御母さんに電話を掛けます。
My translation: When I have eaten too much, I phone my mother.
I'm thinking that this sentence may be wrong because of the tenses.

Example three: 食べ過ぎる時、御母さんに電話を掛けました。
My translation: This sentence is wrong because of the tenses don't mix.

Example four: 食べ過ぎる時、御母さんに電話を掛けます。
My translation: When I eat too much, I phone my mother.

Thank you in advance.

Hii I am currently looking for a language partner. A bit about myself, I am a Master student in Economics at a graduate school in Tokyo.
Although I have passed JLPT Level1, I am not confident in forming sentences and speaking in Japanese. As such, I am looking for a language
chatting partner online (MSN or Yahoo Messenger etc). You can type in English and I will correct your grammatical errors while you will
correct my Japanese.
Write me a mail with a brief introduction of yourself. I Look forward to hearing from you! qqsyd189 atttt yahoo.co.jp

>>234
I call you coward!!
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When I ate too much,I phoned my mother.
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When I eat too much,I phone my mother.

>>234
The literal translation of "to allow someone to speak/talk" would be
「話すこと/話をすることをゆるす」, but you can just say 「話させる/話をさせる」,
which means 'to let/have/make someone talk' but it depends on context.

The second Japanese example is ok because the tense is not as strict as that of English.
It is actually a natural sentence. The third one doesn't sound good, but it would
sound ok if you changed it into 「食べ過ぎると、御母さんに電話をかけました。」,
which suggests that you used to call your mother when you ate too much.
And this change can apply to the forth one too. Other than that, everything looks fine to me.
Hope this helps.

hikikomori is a good life as long as he can sustain himself
untill death.

>>238
Life as a hikikomori is boring and lonely. Way to miss a lot of fun.
I know it by myself because my current lifestyle is pretty close to typical hikikomori again...

>>238
They pee in a bottle.

>>240
you don't have to abstain from moving in the home.
You can walk freely in the house. It's my ideal.

also Hikikomori who make money from some means as blog or
the stock is more ideal.

>>234
I'm not 237.

I don't think the the context of the sentense sounds natural.
Why on earth do you call your mom when you eat too much?
Too report to her that you are full and satisfied? To report you are
about to vomit due to eating too much? Sounds odd.

>First off, how do you say "to allow someone to do x"?
Examples can be "to allow someone to speak/talk" and "to allow someone to eat".

Sometimes it's more easy to explain if you are given the whole sentense.

I'm afraid I have to go to bed now.

Johnny Depp was elected as number one for five straight years
in the poll of the japanese movie magazine by readers.
Is he so good?
This record matches the record that Alan Delon established decades ago.

Johnny Depp is rather plain faced probably because he is one-fourth american indian.
Orlando Bloom was at second. Is he inferior version of Beckham?
Any way, the influence of Pirates of Carribean, which I've never watched,
seems to be great.

Thick lip monster Angelina Jolie is at first in women's division.
The second is actress from Pirates of Carribean again. The name was
kylie or something like that.
Angelina Jolie is well sculpted face, has thick lips(trend from black)
and blue eyes. in a way typical european face.
I think that yearning for girls like Angelina becomes stress for japanese
girls. too gap and too many efforts to fill the gap.
japanese man? also stress. LOL

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/PeteBurnsREX_228x341.jpg
another monster.

>>244
Amanda Lepore?

Don't you know the legendary eurobeat group called dead or alive?

Who is Amanda Lepore?
If hitler was alive, he would surely send him to the gas chamber!

I wonder whether such an abnormarity occurs randomly or
just inheritance.
If it's inheritance, we can weed the bad gene and annihilate
it once and for all.

If it's random, humanbeing has to live with such a
abnormality.
does abnormality function as keeping the balance by any chance?

If so, world is too complex and difficult..

OH, human-beings have

nutty, nuttier, nuttiest nazi

>>243
Personally, I think Johnny Depp is quite diverse as an actor, not
being typecast in any one role. Surely this is more important than
looks? In the case of Orlando Bloom, I think looks probably won over
talent, because I'm not really impressed by any of his roles. He
always plays the same type of character and really just lacks significant
personality, at least on television appearances.

I can't really comment on Angelina Jolie much, but she seems to be what
a lot of girls aim for, not just Japanese. Apparently one of the most
common requests in plastic surgery is for lips like hers (though apart
from her nose, she seems to be natural). A lot of people also respect her
for her humanitarian efforts in third world countries. Keira Knightley
is more diverse than Orlando Bloom, but I still don't think she's that
great an actress. In a survey by the RNIB (by blind people), she was voted
as having the second sexiest voice (Sean Connery came first).

>>251
Why? I am honest. I proposed the world where we tolerate
transgender people. cos It might be one of human nature.
But if it's a disease and can be cured, we must not
hesitate to think another step.
transgender people can chose not to have their children with the same disease.
Not obligatory but option should be given.
I think many christians would agree with the option.
And most Christians are against nazis.

>>237
Just to make sure; you are a native speaker of Japanese, right? I'm sorry,
I just need to get this set in stone.

HaHaHa. But most of transgeder people ended up in having no children?
And still transgenders are kept being produced..
Is it given fact?
But I go so far as to say Guys like Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacie
should not leave their genes...

>>254
Yes, I am. Didn't my post make much sense?
FYI, the last example is alright as it is, but would get a bit better if you modified it as I did.

k

>>256
Just wanted to make sure that it was 100 % reliable. It made sense.

Thank you.

Sure.

http://johnny-web.img.jugem.jp/20070523_343471.jpg
http://blog.so-net.ne.jp/_images/blog/_e95/sara/7845593.jpg
>>252
Perhaps. But I think it's also true he is regarded as "prince"
by japanese women.

If memory serves me correctly, cameron diaz is at the third place.

Jonny's fans are younger and more fashonable than
hanryu韓流ババアfans.

They love Depp, Tom Cruise and Kimutaku.
They hate Degawa, Egashira and Himura.

But foreign star followers tend to separte tom and depp
from japanese clown kimtaku.

I'm gonna eat boil-in-bag curry with rice. then sleep.

>>264 That's good for your body, you fatzo!

>>256 What is FYI?
Fxxx You Idiot?

For Your Information.
put in the wrong sentences?

Insomnia and neurosis and reverse life style. Perfect!

haha. I changed my mind. I ate spaghetti.
of course sauce is from boil-in-bag.

84 Name: Canada Girl : 2006-12-13 05:29 ID:ZSxVEUwM [Del]
I just read this whole thread....I'm a Canadian girl who spent a year in Japan.
Japanese guys really didn't hit on me, and when they did- they were 10 or 15 years older which creeped me out.
I do however have a strong lust for Japanese men and a fascination with all things Japan.
I am desperate to go back, to date Japanese men, and Yeah, I can actually speak Japanese.

THEY DONT WANT US, not the other way around.

and I am a clean, slim girl. The only reason I can think of is that my breasts are just too large for them.

I like rubbing my penis than eating meals.
My side dish of onanism is Yoko Osita.
Who is your onapet?
Please tell me.It's a my request.

I want to know your way.
rubbing your penis against a sheet on the bed
or rubbing your penis with your hand?
which way?
I prefer the former one.

>>271
I will let you know the perfect way.
It's like a perpetual motion machine.
You masturbate and ejaculate as always.
then drink your cums.
You can eat meals as well as masturbate.

>>271
Die.

>>273
I grasp my penis by right hand and masturbate recklessly.
I grasp a retractable knife or a gimlet or a sharp pencil with left hand and stick my thigh with it at a moment of the ejaculation.
Of course, My my pinup raising sexual excitation for masturbation is Yoko Osita or Yuna Kim.Who is your onapet?

what a perv
fuck ur own ass

psychos, sickos, fuckos gathering as usual.

>>277
don't put a period at the end
your sentence is incomplete

put a period to your life.
you are incomplete.

>>279
haha
good one, sperm boy

your pwnd, biaaach.

>>276
Hmmm. You can produce your children by yourself.
You must like comics which loli-girls with tentacle.

>>275
I grasp a retractable knife or a gimlet or a sharp pencil with left hand and stick my thigh with it at a moment of the ejaculation.

Is it a real story? If so, You are a real hentai! Congratulation.
But don't commit suicide. please.

You seem to be obsessed with yoko oshita. Haven't you posted about yoko oshita
again and again on another thread which is about english ability of
entertaiment people.

You must like comics which depict loli-girls with tentacle.

A Verb was omitted.

本玉儿 said he is making girl doll with clay.

I don't want to have prejudice against otakus.
BUt 本玉儿 is apprently hentai otherwise.

>>284
I don't like this kind of pervert either.
He manages to show off himself, but it doesn't work.

>>285
agreed as bald

What kind of pervert do you like then?

I strongly recommend 本玉儿 to read British manner books.
After finishing my English lesson, I sometimes skim through the kind of books, which
helps me to improve my manner as well as my English.
He shuould read this below,
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Essential-Manners-Men-Peter-Post/dp/0060539801/ref=pd_sim_dbs_b?ie=UTF8&qid=1203774685&sr=8-8

>>287
Hmm, it's an interesting question.
For me, the favourite pervert man is that very geneous, but
he's good at sex and date techniques including chatting with women,
knowing what the woman like, and pleasing them.

but is a flasher from time to time." That would make a pervert then.

Yeah, I suppose so.
本玉儿 is apparently a pervert.

I just spiced up your description to perfect what a real pervert should be like.
And actually, I don't read 本玉儿's posts, so I'm not really sure on what he says.

let's castrate 本玉儿

本儿?

>>292
Ah, I see what you mean.
My description of >>289 was
slightly different from a real pervert, ha ha ha.

My defenition of the pervert is exposing his or her ugly body to other people,
touching women's boobs and bottom, and writing nasty words on the internet
in a sarcastic way.

>>293
That's a brilliant idea, isn't it?

Actually I am gay. I dream about sucking large foreigners penis.

>>296
Do you? You're an interesting man for me.
Do you like George Michael and Boy George?

or Elton John? LOL

>>298
Cheers, mate.

I'm a flasher. I'm public indecency!

Why called flasher.
Their penis is flashing?

Japanese racist
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=8JK664XKTEc&feature=related

>>302
Terry Ito is uneducated sanababitch. He probably has a little talent
but nothing more than that. just a coward guy. He pretends to be smart and tough.

He is a typical sample of "弱い犬ほどよく吠える”
the weaker the dog is, the louder it barks

I feel pity on this Ghanaian guy. He just said his opinion.
He did nothing wrong.

>>302-303
I don't watch the video, but particular people are only doing
the racial discrimination. As well, since he is a man employed
by any sponsor, so his talks may be not a will as himself.

barking dogs seldom bite

>>304
Mabey Terry was calculating the viewing rate of the TV program?
Even so, why he thinks it's fun, I wonder. a person without intelligence
cannot act reasonably.

leave terry ito alone＞＜

I think terry was just tring to get attentions and
make the program amusing.
terry was not only a regular guest but also TV producer.

I don't like him personally though. his program is too staged
and vulgar. I prefer his pupil, ochimasato's programs like gachinko and zero zero
celeb. They are also staged but too apparent and fun.

terry's attitude is that the more ranpant and violent program
is, the more it's amusing.

His attitude might be close to WWE style.
In wwe, common sense is broken.

Terry is such a disgusting guy that most of Japanese people, particurally those
on the internet, dislike him. He should learn what manners mean.
He's always barking, shouting, cursing. I'm sick of it, even if it's a performance.

Yean, But also his behaviour shows his cowardice and bad temper too.

He is doing it to hide his dismay as well as to heighten TV rates.

In a way terry's existence itself is very TV oriented.
And this fact gets him to look more evil. very bad chain reaction.

Terry is a very emotional man. It can work the other way around too.
Sometims he can be very compassionate in a exaggerated way.

He applaused a korean guy who was allegedly said to have saved a drunken
man from the train rail and said with tears that he deserved
national People's Honor Award. People's Honor Award? Do you belive it?

And this story turned out to have very unnatural points, maybe fraud.

TV and terry tend to be lenient to and overpraise koreans.

I like pubic hair.

>>314
Die.

Conclusion: Terry Ito is a dumbass.

It was good story

Yay! Yay! Vista-chan is awesome.

No!
Ega-chan is awesome.

>>314
This DQN is not me.

Changing the subject, there is the thing that I ever rubbed the top of my penis with glass paper.
As a matter of course, blood flowed out of my penis and had a pain in it.
I had a pain so as to exclaim with "WHUKKK!!".

Warning fake poster appeared. I am the real 本玉儿

from now I will be using tripcode, warning only real 本玉儿 is with this tripcode.

Now I can post peacefully.

>>323
I see. Die anyway.

Thank you. I will rest in peace.

>>325
you ruined everywhere.

Doing masturbation, I think of killing each other with Yuko Mizuno or Makiko Ezumi.
Which do you think to be stronger Yuko Mizuno or Makiko Ezumi?

>>325
GO TO HELL!

I decided not to come here ever again, but thanks to the strong request and
support from my fans, I rose from the grave. What do you want to talk about?

>>328
>>235 is not me.>>327 is true me.

>>235 is me. >>330 is false me.

Wow ローカルあぼーん paradice

I go to sleep lol zzzzzZZzzzz

What a chaos!

本玉儿is me!

Are you 本玉儿 enough dude to be 本玉儿?!

本玉儿
How do you pronounce it?

How the hell you cracked my tripcode? or course it is easy tripcode: "tripcode1"
but anyway ...

tripcode generators can to such things, though, it would take a lot of time. I think he got it by coincedence

ITT we are all 本玉儿

>>320
You're lying. I can't belive you go as far as such a pervert
level.

>>327
I think ezumi is stronger.
mizuno is somewhat selling cute and weak aspect of her.

This fuckin kusokote should be died.

Ahhhh, I'm so god damn bored. Someone post some cool links or something; prove
to me that the internet's still got some merit.

go to sleep moron

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=D9pNHtAAEVM
I fell love in with her.

oops. I fell in love with her.

Hey, I noticed you have the same word for "to jump" and "to fly", namely "tobu".
Can't that get very confusing in certain situations?

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=D9pNHtAAEVM
nanako is flying at the first scene.
approxiamately around at 1:07, nanako (jumped) and
flyed to the sky. Do you understand?

that is diarect of Shizuoka lol

I hink generally tobu means fly.
We use english jump to mean jump too.

But perhaps you can hear the word "jump" somewhere like rock concert?
Don't english speaking people use the word "jump" in this way?

Correction

But perhaps you can hear the word "飛ぶ" somewhere like rock concert.
Don't english speaking people use the word "飛ぶ" in this way?

>>352
Yes, but "jump" cannot mean "fly", and vice-versa.

What do you say if you want to say "an airplane is flying in the sky"?

>>353
Ah, I mixed it up. What do you say if you wanted to say "I jumped"?

私はジャンプ(jump)しました。
is easy to juderstand.

when we say 私は飛びました, most of us would think it means
I flied.

But sometimes in the situations like live concert,
飛ぶ could mean dive or jump. But it's not daily use, I think.

oh, wait 跳ぶ(tobu）means jump. 飛ぶ(tobu) means fly.
But pronunciation is the same.

So japanese could also mix them up. So simply saying
ジャンプ(jump) is safe in the conversation.

>>356
But all my dictionaries give me the exact same translation for both tobu kanji:

飛ぶ【とぶ】(v5b) to jump, to fly, to leap, to spring, to bound, to hop, (P)
跳ぶ【とぶ】(v5b) to jump, to fly, to leap, to spring, to bound, to hop, (P)

:/

You kinda jump first to start to fly. Maybe that's why.

>>356
Really... I don't think so...　here's the links of japanese net
dictionary.

http://dictionary.goo.ne.jp/search.php?MT=%C4%B7%A4%D6&kind=jn&mode=0&type=stickflets-east
http://dictionary.goo.ne.jp/search.php?MT=%C8%F4%A4%D6&kind=jn&mode=0&type=stickflets-east
Descriptions are different. But I learned the root of the words is the
same.

飛行機は空に飛ぶ。
飛行機は空に跳ぶ。

Which one's correct?

>>360
Absolutely the first.

the second seems funny. Just like airplane is a creature.

飛行機は空「を」飛ぶ。

as an aside 空を飛ぶ is better.

Ah, another grammatical difference. Please correct my translations:

飛行機は空に飛ぶ。
An airplane is flying in the sky.

飛行機は空を飛ぶ。
An airplane is flying the sky.

Or would you say that using に here is wrong?

Even japanese native speakers distinguish
を and に intuitively.
There must be the right explanation in the linguistics aspect. But I can't if oredered to
explain right away.

飛行機は空を飛ぶ is a correct japanese.
We don't use 飛行機は空に飛ぶ anyway.

In both sentences, 飛行機は空を飛ぶ would be a correct translation.

この紙飛行機、僕の想いを乗せて空に飛んでけ〜！○

飛行機が空に舞い上がる（地上にではない）。
飛行機が空に浮かんでいる（水にではない）。
飛行機は空に飛ぶ（宇宙にではない）。
飛行機は空を飛ぶ（ただそれだけのこと）。

>>367
I think the sentence, 飛行機は空を飛ぶ itself is alreay strage.
because 飛＝とぶ、fly 行＝いく、go, practice 機＝き、machine
therefore, 飛行機itself already means "the machine that flies and goes
away". so you don't really have to explain what does this machine do.
Kanji is excellent because each character has meaning.

fly to where? usually in the sky. where else would the machine go? only outer space.
in that case these words;宇宙船　宇宙＝outerspace 宙＝up the air 船＝ship only make sense.

the sentence is repeating like this, "be panctual to the time".
panctual already contains about the time. what else we can be
strict to. hope you understand. ちょっと粘着でした、(笑）I just had a time to post so...

an airplane is flying in the sky.

飛行機が空を飛んでいる

the jet engine is flying the airplane in the sky.

船は海を行く

「を」は目的語じゃない

僕は田んぼを通る

「を」はなに？

opps I was stupid.
not only kanji but also english. the word "air plane" aleady explains
what this machine is.

huh? >>370
are you another pervert?

I am not sure. maybe "at" or "in" "through". go to Japanese tutorial
web site and ask an expert. this is a chat thread. we just
talk and have some fun. don't ruin everwhere as 本玉.

>>370
Accusative case:
The accusative case (abbreviated ACC) of a noun is the grammatical case used to mark the direct object of a transitive verb.
The same case is used in many languages for the objects of (some or all) prepositions

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accusative_case

29:
"You know, America is a
superpower and its people are so arrogant that the majority of them'd never accept
other cultures, especially if it's Japan - they call those with interest in Japanese
stuff weeaboos and bash them."

Not really, it's just that people sometimes become TOO fanatical about the things they like and that could even become creepy at some point.

Like replying to a post from a couple of days ago?

Eh, I just started reading from the top because I'm new. It probably doesn't make sense to reply to such an old post, yes.

Pistachio nuts are delicious. Bought an 800 gram bag the other day,
and have managed to eat all but about 150 grams. Though they taste
really nice, there is a price to pay (other than the actual monetary
cost). After prying open hundreds of shells, I've got a nice blister
on my thumb. Still trying to decide whether it was worth it...

I could not endure chuckling even less one minute...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXhE0NXs-JI

pistachio nuts are what i liked years ago.
sometimes you need a pincher to crack it

when i was a kid, i used to crack umeboshi( salted soft plum ) seeds with my teeth and eat the content.
it was delicious
With my old teeth, cracking is far longer passed behind impossible

can you crack umeboshi seeds and eat the content?

Daniel Day Lewis's filsm are too sexy.
was that love story in which homosexual guy with an Indian immigrant
his movie? (I happend to see that movie long time ago on TV but
I don't remember the title) that was one of the most excellent movies....geez...
daniel day lewis...he is an artistic guy. I hope he would get an award.

>>379
Asano Takuminokami too.www

Manually opening up hundreds of pistachio heads is virtually a massacre.
It should be highly discouraged.

Could you correct these sentences?

Thank you for your reply!
My check and neck is still swollen and I cannot eat hard things,
so I have lost 5kg(!) after I had the surgery.
Maybe, to have wisdom teeth removed is good for people
who need to lose weight, like me^^.

I requested airport pickup to ISP.
I will arrive at San Francisco International Airport at 9:18 on February 29th.

It is good to hear that another international student will stay with me!
While she is 18 and has just graduated from highschool,
I am 20 and has left university,
so I am a little worried whether I will be able to get along well with her,
but I wish we will be good friends.

Could you tell me what kind of bags students in US use when they go to university?

I attached a picture of my dog.

5kg... :(
what kind of op dis you have?

>>382

Thank you for your reply!
My cheek and neck are still swollen and I cannot eat hard things.
I also lost 5kg(!) after having the surgery.
Maybe having wisdom teeth removed is good for people who need to
lose weight, like me^^.

I requested airport pickup to ISP.
I will arrive at San Francisco International Airport at 9:18 on
February 29th.

It's good to hear another international student will stay [come along? - either is okay]
with me! While she is 18 and has just graduated from highschool, I am 20 and have left
university, so I'm a little worried whether I will be able to get along with her. I hope
we will be good friends.

Could you tell me what kind of bags students in the US use when they go to university?

I have attached a picture of my dog.

(It's nice to see your plans are finally happening! Seems like months since seeing your
first post asking for help with the inital letter.)

>>378
The plums we have here have very hard seeds, and they really don't taste
so nice (the seed, not the plum). Have yet to try umeboshi, though I
don't like dried fruit much.

>>381
Are you a foods rights activist? Just for that comment, I'll hunt
down a family of uni and eat them.

>>384
Thank you so much!
I really really appreciate your help!

Those who care for uni rights neither give in to any threat nor hesitate
to resort to radical measures. We shall overcome.

i making website of video games now

"wisdom teeth removed" must be hurt!

http://pc11.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/streaming/1203303180/l50x

512 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/25(月) 14:32:11 ID:v33FSW7Y0
>>511
You have only to advance ahead on the Magi no Yume no Michi
with trying to do everything correctly.
though it happens variously

You can do, I bet you can do.
from Varion7.

http://jp.youtube.com/profile?user=Varion7

825 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/01/28(月) 12:37:50 ID:duLAh7fS0
>>823
Hi. Magibon.元気そうだね。How is your Laptop?
I senｔ you Yoube message Just now.There is "an information" about Japan
I've already sent you January 26,2008
But the content of the message sent today is more detailed.
Please read it. (^O^)
Im Varion7. and the man who posted about "Denshaotoko" here.

937 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/01/13(日) 05:22:56 ID:WZPzuNuNO
>>935
日本では今午前5時だよ。
Now it is 5 am.So
Maybe everybody still sleep．

Magi i sent mail on your Youtube account
pls read when u are free(^_^)v


938 ：Magibon ◆U2cdYrhXD6 ：2008/01/13(日) 05:26:24 ID:R1LkwzYb0
>>937
You did?
There are so many right now.
I wonder if I can tell which one it is?



939 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/01/13(日) 05:33:15 ID:WZPzuNuNO
>>938
im Varion7(^O^)

Asano missed to received the academy award. T_T

Asano
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=CYC5gYwEZNM

Sexy Asano
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=bJO3qjXytjE&NR=1

Varion7 is desperate. lmao

Magibon is replying to Varion7. so probably
they are just friends, IMO

Varion7 is trying to appeal to Magibon in 2ch.
He knows MRirian can't ignore him in here because if she skips
his post, then others will take her as a rude person.
And yeah, that worked. Varion7 would've been ignored if he hadn't
talked to her that way! Did you see his Youtube page? lol
That's kind of stupid. lol

It's not Varion7, nor Magibon.

Hey, it's really nice and funny to watch Magibon's fanatics doing
their stuff. If you ask me, Varion7 is really tactful. you know,
Magibon got as many comments and messages on youtube, and it's likely
she won't read them if posted only there. But when those posters
come and say hi to herself, she can't help but respond to them, like
Oh, varion7! you're one of my fans! The best way to draw attention
to himself.

I suggest all of you here in this thread that LOVE Magibon
should post comments, send messages and talk to her in her threads.
I'm 100% sure she should write back to you! :D

Varion7, your breath reeks of shit.
Why don't you brush your teeth after meals?

Variton7 is an ideal supporter for Magi!!!
He's the best of the best! Don't make fun of me!

>>398
I just went to Magibon's youtube. I saw it once or twice before
but I really didn't take much time to read the comments. But just few minutes
ago, I just
noticed those who write comments are mostly the haters. I agree with
them. What the hell she is doing there? staring only..so creepy.
how come she's gets so many fans in Japan.

Ooops, not me, but him, of course.

>>402
ooo?? you must be Variton7 himself...you carelessly confessed...

>>401
To begin with, just to make this clear,
I'm not so interested in magibon herself, but yeah, I must admit
as you said, she's boring, yes. But That's nothing to do with blinded fans, from
what I understand, though.
it's sort of funny to watch fanatics trying to make themselves known
to Magibon. lol

Anyway, how many do you think there are?
I don't think it'd be fewer than you thought there were.

Let's say she's got a million veiwers and 0.1 percent of them
are interested in her. It's still 1000, huh?

>>403
It's just a mistake. Never mind that. XD

>>402
That's ok. lmao

This is a good chance for Varion7 to send another e-mail to MRirian.
He will take advantage of this and explain, "it's not meeee!
I'm your loyal fan! Marry me, Magibon!" or something like that.

Good luck to you, Varion7. You can do it.

Good pointers to MRirian's supporters.

Don't forget to favorite MRirian's videos.
That's a good way to prove your lolyality to her.

Preferably, if possible, make a tribute video to MRirian.
You'll get a special place in her heart! Believe me!
And do your best to look CUTE on her!

自演乙

>>396
It's better than nothing. Varion7 must be really happy to be friends with Magibon,
because he loves her. Chances are, someday, he can date her.

Do you think it's good to meet a girl on the internet and fall in love
with her at a first sight? Varion7 should do whatever he can to get Magibon's heart.
I'll watch over him with a weak smile on my face.

Varion7（猛苦笑）

I don't think Magibon is a good speaker of Japanese, nor does she
talk about things. What does she want? Staring at Japanese people
in person? How sloppy..

>>411
What's the matter with you?
Varion7 what?
He's perhaps really a good guy. Every person who is supporting
Magibon is good. Those who hate her is really evil.

>>404
I'm not 401, but thank you for the eplanation. ^_~
I'm deffinitely sure Varion7 is commited to Magibon's memory.

I think Magibon really wants to read all the comments left on her
videos, and she used to reply before she got famous on Youtube, if
those comments are nice. XXXD

And she's keeping in contact with Gyao staff members.
They says they're planning "ProjectMagibon" (it sounds like a code name. Cool, huh?)
and advertise Magibon as a talent. So don't worry about her that much! (._.)

>>414
No problem.

ProjectMagibon? lol
What's that? Sounds creepy to me.. Something like
the plan to make all her fans staring back at her. lol

ProjectVarion7 will be launched soon, cause he's a good guy.

>>416
Rofl

>>415
>>416

>>the plan to make all her fans staring back at her. lol

ROFL

starinb back to her to the computer....lol

I want to cum on someone's back.

GyaO, or any another single company is not enough for those who wanna be a sort of idols.
MRirian must be more independent and separate her bases for the moment.

Otherwise GyaO maybe so pushy and act willfully later.
Overconcentrarion is often brittle in the tactics.

Gyao uses Magibon. And Magibon uses Gyao.
They are benefiting from each other.

The problem is, Gyao is a black company, isn't it?

>>421
so you are one of the Magibon's fanatic? that's why
you have been talking about her all the time? but do you notice
that it's so boring to hear about her because we are not interested
in her. nobody seems to like her on this thread.

ぶちまけて云ふと、はじめの計画では徹底的に過去数年の英作文入試問題を研究し
予想問題等をｶｷｺ汁筈だつたが、ｳｶｳｶしてをつたらいつの間にか明日から国立大の
入試だがや。間に合はん。よつて交通機関の平常運行と受験生の諸君ﾀｿﾗの健闘を
草葉の陰から祈りつつ、ﾁﾞﾁﾞｲはせひぜひ修業汁。

>>463　echoを用ゐん訳例をﾊｹｰｿしますた：
The pealing of the bells of the Jetavana temple ring with
the sound of the impermanence of all material things.
http://www.genji54.com/cpoetry/heike2.htm
http://p450.hiho.jp/blog/log/eid216.html

p.144の８(b)にﾏｰﾁﾄexplicitなﾏｰﾁﾄ別の説明を求むれば
Is there any other plausible explanation?
Is there any alternative way to understand it?

Companies are making profits from all their concerings.
That is what companies stand for. Their raison d'etre.
In other words, they don't care about the people who don't bring them any profits and stuffs.

In your idea, all companies shouldn't be pure white.
The issue is not so simple though.

>>421
I just commented >>420 back.
And for your information, I've never said I am supporting Magibon.
That's why I put it in an objective viewpoint. See?

>we are not interested in her exept for me.
Fixed

>>425
No. I can see nothing. LOL
You mean you are supporting MRirian and pretended the antis ?

But it isn't enough for your taking GyaO's side.

>>423
What the fuc(ry

Actually I think MRirian is wise. It's no doubt.
YouTube - 2ch - GyaO those are most effective combinations I've ever imagined.
That's why she worked it out so far. IMO.

However at the time of present there seem to be only two choices for her.
Double suicide with GyaO at last, or using them as a step to higher states.

Now she might need another Information Technology,
e.g. Skype cast, SNSes (prefer English basis) and other new communication devices.

How about Twitter ?
Anyone here is twittering ? XD

>>428
YOU love her, don't ya? LOL

>>430
Maybe. Maybe not.

But I'm supporting her more from political reasons, I think.

>>431
Political reasons? What are you talking about?
You just love boobs, don't you?
Are you Varion7?

Japanease NEETS shut themselves up in private room and masturbate in front of a PC every day.
His face at that time is furious!
In the world of his delusion , he is stronger than Kakuta!
But actualy he will be weaker than Yuna Kim!

>>432
Absolutely no. I'm not Varion7. He is still pure. :D
Don't you know the girls there whose boobs are much bigger than MRirian ?
I don't know but supposed to be there.

And any problems happen
when I love or don't love The most famous YouTuber in Japan ?

Have you let a snake bite your penis?
I have not yet done it.
Don't you think that you want to try the experiment?
I decline.

>>434
If you are not him, why do you know so much about him? LOL
Well, ok, I'll take your word for it.

So what type of boobs do you like best?
With pink nipples? Or Black ones?

>>436
I don't know much about Varion7.
From what he (?) said, I thought he maybe (less?) harmless.

What do you think ?
You mean you love the parts of womens' bodies separately ?
If so, talk with this real pervert about Yoko Oshita's boobs and nipples, please. XD

私はちょっと日本語で話してみます。どうか、私のエラーを直して/治して下さい。
所で、どっちが正しいですか、この場合に？直すか、治すか。

まあ、話を続きましょう。今日は大変でした。昨夜は全然寝ませんでした。今、もう
直ぐ午後五時になりますので、ちゃんと寝るのが楽しみにしています。

ええと、何を言ってばいいのでしょうか。ああ、これだ！英語の日本語の勉強本
「すみません、この科白/台詞(どっちでもおｋ？)はちょっと変ですよね」は
「x+てフォーム+ばとかはとかが」を教えていないので、時間があれば、教えて下さい。

Adolf Hitler is reviving in my room.
He opened up his eyes, staring at me lying on the bed.
What should I do?

直す is correct. 直す means correct. 治す means cure.

まあ、話を続(け)ましょう。今日は大変でした。昨夜は全然寝ませんでした。今、もう
直ぐ午後五時になりますので、ちゃんと寝るの（を）楽しみにしています。

ええと、何を言（え）ばいいのでしょうか。ああ、これだ！英語の日本語の勉強本
「すみません、この科白/台詞(どっちでもおｋ？either will do)はちょっと変ですよね」は
「x+てフォーム+ばとかはとかが」を教えていないので、時間があれば、教えて下さい。
I don't understand what 「x+てフォーム+ばとかはとかが」means.

英語の日本語の勉強本 is also obscure.

英語で書かれている日本語の勉強本？

With 日本語の勉強本 I tried to say books that teach Japanese to English speakers,
but I realized that I couldn't really say that, so I included a note on it.

With「x+てフォーム+ばとかはとかが」I meant words such as (probably spelled wrong
here, but bare with me): 話せば、すれば、死ねば, basically any verb with ば, は, or が
affixed to them to make them mean "if you talk", "if you do", "if you die". How does
this system work?

Also, how do you make commands without the て form? How does it function for
all the different word classes? Example: 話して, 話せ.

I think 教科書(textbook) or 参考書（reference book) is proper
in place of 勉強本.

>>442
5PM? Where are you at?

I guess you are talking about the conditional form.
You can simply change the ending sounding "-u" to "-eba"; "hanasu" to "hanaseba.'
See under Conditional eba form:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_verb_conjugations

You might have gotton this mixed up with the te form.

>>443
Thank you.

>>444
Thanks for the link, it explained everything.

I'm from Norway.

Wow. Norway. Cold and no night country.
I can understand People can easily feel neurotic..
But 24 hour light might keep people vivid...
difficult.
I think the most famous person of Norway is Munk.
His drawings left the strong image on norway. blue and
pure and afflicted image. .. Or did he just embody
Norway?

And a sad history. Norway was invaded and occupied by Nazi-Germany.
And a story of Lebensbornchild...
This mental scare might have norwegians deny their racial pride,
does't it?

In japan it's (relatively) very cold winter and night is shivering..
I feel very lonely and melancholic these days .And a sad history. Norway was invaded and occupied by Nazi-Germany.
And a story of Lebensbornchild...
This historical scare might keep norweigians to deny their racial pride,
does't it?
In norther part of japan whic amass a alot of snow,
it's no wonder that people tend to be silent and patient.
I'm from kanto plane though.

>>445
Sure, anytime.
ちゃんと寝るのが楽しみです is good too. And your Japanese is excellent.

I guess the day is getting longer there.
Hope you can sleep well tonight.

And a sad history. Norway was invaded and occupied by Nazi-Germany.
And a story of Lebensbornchild...
This historical scare might keep norweigians to deny their racial pride,
does't it?

Oh, No I forgot to delete these sentences. I'll rewrite as below.
---------------------------
In japan it's (relatively) very cold winter and night is shivering..
I feel very lonely and melancholic these days.
In norther part of japan whic amasses a alot of snow,
it's no wonder that people tend to keep quiet and be patient.
I'm from kanto plane though.

uho. forgot deleting...

Say Heil Hitler to the bed.
If he makes a salute, it means he likes your English joke.

Munk is a blue eyed and dark-haired man. And on top of that
very talented painter just like Adolf.

I don't know the exact reason. But the high ratio of
sucide rates seems to be related to midnight sun phenomenon.
And affuluent, welfare state seem to have high suicide rates.

I heard seattle was a white-centered and rich city, but it had
high sucide rates. Maybe Seattle bore Nirvana.
rich and no difficulity in daily life still in despair...
I 'm not a fan of them though. Self-pity, narcissistic youth may be
their target.

suicide rate seems to be correct.
It's difficult to use plural and singular properly.

Magi, I don't want you to be right, but I want you to try to be right.
Me too, I don't want to be right, but I want try to be right.
Do you understand?

From Varion7

Human beings is only species that commit a suicide.
Because we only have ability to do it.

It mainly comes from misunderstanding.
If they know the society around them more, then they will know everybody aint living only for himself.

>>457
Ability? What are you saying?
It sounds really positive.

From Variton7.

Suiciders must be positive.
They seem to regard suicide as one method to set themselves free.

In fact, people in real despair cant do anything.
Just crying or seeing walls and ceilings with no words all day long.
That is real despair.

>>459
Did you have an experience of being in depression, then?

From Variton7

Sevral times.
If I was positive enough at that time, I might have died 3 times or more. ;D
I was just seeing the ceiling for month and forget about my girl friend.

So why you changed Varion to Variton ? Any suggestions ?

Are you trying to be obnoxious?
Sure Varion7 was the funniest guy I've seen for months,
but hey, he didn't mean to be.

× and forget about my girl friend.
○ and forgot about my girl friend.

Sorry for my self-talking.
But I've never really thought to kill myself.
Coz I love my grand mother so much and dont make her sad, however she has gone many years ago.

× dont make her sad,
○ dont wanna make her sad,

What ?
You like him or not ?

If you made simple mistake and pointed it out, then you might as well admit it.

No no, I'm neither Variton7 nor Varion7.
I was just saying that to the guy mocking him.

× If you made simple mistake and pointed it out
○ If you made simple mistake and it was pointed out by others

Oh no. I'm so sleepy. Answer me asap please.
Or I'll go to kitchen to have some coffee.

Then I'm not that guy.
You mean the guy in this thread who copied and pasted his posts here, right ?

Anyway nobody can be allowed running away from himself without price.
If he did it, then his friends and family will be panished.
Only winners can run away in capitalistic society. LOL

Uhh, I'm not quite sure what you're talking about, but yea,
I meant he got lol'd at enough for the day, though I kinda
agree he was funny.

Then try in simple way.
I just say "Anybody, dont commit a suicide."

And Varion7 is funny, of course.

And how about you.
Do you think you are in kinda depressions ?

Well, I'm not clinically depressed but the happiest person neither.
Depressive things happen so it's quite natural to feel that way sometimes.

Maybe hardtime for you.

Are you Japanese ?
Go to Onsen spring and relax yourself with some wild monkeys.
Having hot green teas. XD

Onsen sounds good. I haven't been to any in a while.

Never forget to play table tennis and have Mikan oranges in kotatsu table.

Hida onsen seems to be popular now.

Never been to Hida. It must be nice there.
I'd go somewhere I can snowboard tho. :p

Then Niseko or somewhere ?
Are you Ausie, arent you ?

I'd like to go Nozawa onsen someday.

Sorry, I mean Aussie.

I'm Japanese. I didn't take it as an offense though. :P
Nozawa might be a good option, because it's not too far from where I live.
http://www.nozawaski.com/

I never said anything offensive.

But hardworkers should have some realxing time.
Don't try even harder on your day off.

Take a rest, dude. bye-bye- :p

Don't shit in onsen water.
wash your penis and asshole before you bathe in onsen.
Remember.

You foreigners cannot easily distinguish chinese and japanese
from outer appearance.
But I(we) can tell from the atmosphere.

A decade ago I got on a train of yamanote line.
There was a woman who looked in his 30s on the opposite seat.
She glared at me and her eyes were directed straight forward. I got to
be unable to see her eyes and turned my face away because she was so sharp-eyed.
I did nothing wrong. But she looked always furious and hey eyes were
flaring.
I could learn immediately she was not japanese. Probably chinese.
The expression of face and eyes and behaviour are so different.

It is the case with politician too.
Chinse politicians look more clever and shrewd, smiling cynically.
If they laugh and shake hands with, their eyes are not laughing..
Japanese politicians looks dumb and watered-down.

>>480
"You foreigners cannot easily distinguish chinese and japanese from outer appearance"

Haha. Wow. You probably have no idea how racist you sound in English.
And yes, actually, many of us can easily tell them apart.

Magibon is the hottest.

>>481

As a white foreigner myself, I would say that some can, but not most.

>>483
So you can't tell whether Magibon is American or Japanese. lol

524 ：magi ◆U2cdYrhXD6 ：2008/02/26(火) 10:56:22 ID:OTzuhtRX0
こんにちは!


525 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/26(火) 11:04:07 ID:ulRtXDBcO
おはようMagibon.
今日は元気ですか？


526 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/26(火) 11:05:50 ID:1Fs/DPih0
おはようございます。magibon.
昨日はよく眠れましたか？
Did you sleep well last night?


527 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/26(火) 11:09:39 ID:X+C3knsW0
>>524
こんにちは!Magiちゃん
How are you today？
I hope that not very cold today where you at...

It was time of the seventh grader that I learned masturbation.
I did it in rest room.
When I took a shit, felt sexual desire suddenly , rubbed my penis.
I rubbed my penis like a mad beast.
A large quantity of sperm gushed out of my penis like a brick before long.
This experience brought fresh surprise for me. I may not forget this experience throughout my life.

At that time , I had a microscope.
I have observed my sperm with a microscope.

541 ：magi ◆U2cdYrhXD6 ：2008/02/26(火) 12:32:15 ID:OTzuhtRX0
>>537
I'll look! Thanks! ^_^
>>538
あなたは、crustがあることができます。^_~
>>540
知りません!

a friend of mine gave me a link of Girugamesh...
Geez! they are cool! but it's hard to recognize their faces
from the video. music is good though.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-aTp-o0MQnk

I'm glad you liked their song oneechan.

I can send you some on msn if you like?
also..they have some more 'happy' sounding songs..lol

have you heard any new bands lately?
I should probably listen to more visual kei.
I've only been listening to tujiko noriko, daft punk and the mars volta
lately. haha

not even arashi..xD

keke thanks Yasmina! ^^
we should listent to the music of Visual kei band more often, ne!
and to missionize their music throughout nerds on 2chan is our job^~
we are the evangelists ^^

hahahahah. evangelists desu ka?

chotto..okashii deshou?
fine~! I vow to convert all the jpop nerds into headbanging vkei fans!

LOL

-crazy-

we truly hope that all the japanese guys are all either visual kei or
member of Arashi....sigh....

>あなたは、crustがあることができます。^_~

これなんですか？

^thats what I was wondering too..hahaha

thanks for the link...etto...hey what's this?

ight now your xx browsing experience is set to safe search.
this feature always warns you before proceeding to page with
adult content.

would you like to continue...?blahblah

Press "Continue"^^v

OMG....
*dies*

hahahaaaahhahahaah

don't exaggerate..

II DESHOU?

nagi to sho ga daisuki desu.
they are so lovely together. *-*

<33

so 2channlers? my quesion here is
we are very cute girls but for some reason
we don't have boy friends. can you suggest me
the reason why? www

hahahahahahah

how could you say that...so open!

LOL.

you are so not shy.

zenzen dame desu yo oneechan. <.<

-becomes DoS-

zen zen ii.
we are shameless species.
we can ask quesitons as same as shaking our heads when listeing to the music.ww

*headbanging I mean lol

oxegen is also necesarry for smoking.
by
betty
dodson.

>onee
Eeeeeeewwwww

wtf is goin' on today?

nanako sos nanako sos.

>>505
you talk with chibiko sos chibiko whore sos

Where have they all gone...?

>>507
RTFAQ

nanako is not a whore. she is pure and innocent for ever!
don't insult her or I'll ****.

could anyone please tell me wtf is going on here?

How beautiful it is to die in youth!
hahahahaha.
She is young and charming in our memory for ever! hahahahaha.

I decided to change my hobby from neo-nazi to lolicon.

What's wrong??????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't take me for a yukolin enthusiast. She is fake!!!!
She is black inside out!

I take a fancy to nanako's puffy and round but long limbs.
Immmature but developing... Innnocent and cute. untouchable.
I can't touch her.
Cute and adorable.
How do you think?

Do you like Kanako Higuti?
In addition, do you think that the Kanako Higuti's thigh is tougher than Tomoko Hosino's thigh?
I think that Kanako Higuti's thigh should have been tougher than Tomoko Hosino's thigh.
I always masturbate , thinking about only it.

>>486
Wow, you produced sperm at that age? I got into puberty pretty late, so when
I jacked out, nothing ever came out (which was awesome, I wish it would still
be like that instead of this messy goo).

The first time I jacked off was after I found one of my father's S&M movies,
hahahahaha. It was in German.

>>515
Oh wait, seventh grade? My bad, I thought I read "seven years". I think I
was around 10 the first time I jacked off.

i can't help liking matsuyama kennichi
matsuyama kennichi acted in death note, dolphin blue fuji, tsubaki sannjuuro-

he is so cute that i want eat him
but i can't eat him because he is not food though heis flesh which means that he is meat.
but he is not meat for me to eat.
he is a body which i want to touch and feel and carress and make him feel fine by my massaging.

１０公式の�G�H�Iによって、文の構造を表示すると、

i can't help [ liking matsuyama kennichi ]
matsuyama kennichi acted in death note, dolphin blue fuji, tsubaki sannjuuro-

he is so cute [ that i want eat him ].
but i can't eat him [ because he is not food [ though heis flesh [ which means [ that he is meat ] ] ] ].
but he is not meat [ for me to eat ].

he is a body [ which i want [ to touch and feel and carress and make him feel fine by [ my massaging ] ] ].

>>518
I'm just gonna bush you!

What do you like in the Japanese comics?
I like comics called "Usio to Tora".
A girl called Sekimori Hinowa appears in this comic.
I like her boyish face very much!
And , in the confrontation scene of Kagari and Nao, I thought that Nao should have won, but Kagari beat.
My penis erected so as to explode! !
I was sorry at all.

553 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/26(火) 17:16:53 ID:wMLKFc9v0
マギぼんの手作りピザが食べたいな〜

ちなみに今日僕がピザだと思って買って食べたパンは
ピザソースがのったカレーパンでした。　Σ(☆o☆*)

でも意外とおいしかったよ！

Do you know the Japanese comics called "Ryu rou den"?
A girl called Renfa appearing in this comic is my favorite character.
And I dislike YueIn and Tengel.
But there is the scene Renfa wad holden Yuein lightly.
To see it, I was annoyed so that my penis burst !
Do you understand this feeling?

553 ：Kimowota＠full.08/02/26(火) 17:16:53 ID:wMLKFc9v0
I'd love to eat a Pizza hand-made by Magibon~

By the way, the bread I thought was a Pizza that I bought and ate today
turned out to be a curry bread with Pizza sauce on it. 　Σ(☆o☆*)

But it's better than I thought it would be!

535 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/26(火) 11:47:39 ID:QwBAU+q/0
Magibonちゃん、こんにちは。
Magibonちゃんと一緒に、pizza が食べたいです ^_^

I must tell you, ID:QwBAU+q/0, that your hope won't be answered. LOL
Do you really believe she will meet you in person?
Oh, gross! ROLF

ID:wMLKFc9v0 is a total loser.

Nobody wants to read your crappy memo on the internet.
Write it on the backside of a flyer! LOL

538 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/26(火) 12:14:26 ID:QwBAU+q/0
>>536
僕の分もちょっと残してよー (T_T)

You're pathetic, ID:QwBAU+q/0.
Read your own sentences before posting. LOL
You're a begger.

ID:QwBAU+q/0 is Varion7.
He's like that.

Varion7 seems like he's dying to get married to Magibon or at least he
wants to lick her pussy big time!!

I think it'll come home to Varion7 that Magibon'd never ever think of
him as special, nor would she let him lick herself.

片岡数吉： １０公式の�G�H�Iによって、文の構造を表示すると、
i can't help [ liking matsuyama kennichi ]
matsuyama kennichi acted in death note, dolphin blue fuji, tsubaki sannjuuro-
he is so cute [ that i want eat him ].
but i can't eat him [ because he is not food [ though heis flesh [ which means [ that he is meat ] ] ] ].
but he is not meat [ for me to eat ].
he is a body [ which i want [ to touch and feel and carress and make him feel fine by [ my massaging ] ] ].

>>529

Varion7 is pure. He loves Magibon, no matter what!
Magibon should go out with him.

>>532
No, Varion7 is pure evil.

Why don't we call on Varion7 to come here?
He has his say.

>>534
Why not?
The more, the merrier.

I rubber my penis against the girls breasts! It was delicious

We should not because then topic would be all about Magibon.
We should talk of other things also such as Kim Jong-Il kidnapping
New York Orchestra.

As always, I am..........with everything you say.
a. agree
b. agreeing
c. agreeable
d. in agreement

>>537
It'd be funny to have Varion7 here, though. lol

Anyway, what's the last line?
Is that for sure? I've never heard of North Korea kidnapping
New Yorkers. If that's true, how come America did akmost nothing
about NK's abductions?

Magibon is too pretentious and conscious.

She can't beat nanako sos, who is naturally pure.
Real nymph. Magibon is somewhat aiming at sexually arousing purpose.
It's bad.Dirty.
And she is too old to pretend to be an innnoccet girl.

>>540
I know Magibon is just pretending vulnerable. LOL

Who's nanako sos, by the way? Another Youtuber?

BHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

I just searched on youtube. Hey, nanako sos is a character of an anime, right?
Don't be stupid. lol

>>539
You didn't?
They kidnapped people, mostly japanese and koreans.
Jenkins was a deserter, which American seem to think the most
shamful act.

>>542
Why. cute and innocent.

>>542
So I proposed my opinion before you.
Now it's your turn. How did you think or feel after seeing the video?

I wanna hear gloved hit woman mania's story again.
He was a hign level pervert.
smothered with chloroform is so good?

i wonder how many jealous girls are here among these magibon bashers.
i can sense at least one.

magibon is not bad.
But can't be even with nanako. That's all.

oh i know. that's cool.
it's kinda fun observing how some girl talks like a tough guy.

568 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/26(火) 23:56:34 ID:wMLKFc9v0
メル=ギブソンとマギボンがケコーンすると




メル=マギボンか
なるほど！

571 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/27(水) 00:04:02 ID:wMLKFc9v0
>>568

マギボン=ギブソンだろ常考

ちなみにガリクソンが相手だと、マギボン=ガリクソンだな

hm, interesting

HaHaHa. I'm a male. You just don't understand real loli.

so, you like nanako and that makes you loli? nanako looks like a really old school anime character.

old school anime character?
typical? nonsense. she is special.

She is peculiar, i guess.

Peculiar? better than ordinary.
But you have to pay a little respect to her.
Be polite.

Are you a foreigner? you can't understand japanese
lyrics, can you?
lyrics are so sentimental, ephermeral and romantic.
Don't you want to protect her from evil?

I think bridge over the water by simon and Garfunkel
is the best ever song.
It depicts absolute love. complete devotion, self-sacrifice.

If they had not been jewish and had been more handsome,
they would have beaten Beatles.

correction. bridge over troubled water.

Talking about magibon makes this place abandoned.
Let's talk about more bright side of life.
For example, nanako sos.

>>560
(Remember me?) I have been reading this thread all the time. But for
the last few days it has seemed like there are only crazy people here.

If there are more lurkers like me, perhaps it will come alive if there
is something interesting to talk about. Or maybe not. Let's find out.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=D9pNHtAAEVM
I've found out an interesting topic.

>>562
Nicey. There are good boobs and bad boobs in the world.
And this girl's boobs are really evil.
In the meantime, Magibon's boobs are pure.

Haha!

Nanako SoS looks like ZUN's art!

Why don't we talk about a member of the US marines raping a girl in Okinawa?
There are many cases of US soldiers committing a crime in Japan.
And this case was probably the most recent one.

>>561
It's true. However (from experience, at least), trying to change the
topic in here when this whole Magibon thing is being discussed is like
trying to punch your way through a wall made of diamond. With the
exception of 本玉儿さん, I'm sure someone will come up with a topic
that everyone can join in...

>>565

But what do you want to do about it?

The marines will be prosecuted by their own board, they'll probably be shipped
back to America and you'll never see them again.

>>567
What the heck are you saying? They should be punished where they commit crimes.
Don't think they can get away with it.

I'v read editorials in the newspaper that says the US marine members
don't give a shit like in Europe, but when it comes to those staying
in Asia, they stop being decent and respectful. The same kind of cases
have been happening again and again and again. Worst, they commit murder.

Hmm, they are phisically trained, but not mentally.
Why do American troops, though they are supposed to protect people, kill
ordinary citizens? They need to be disciplined.

Does it hurt when a big black wiener comes into your body?

Do you think Magibon loves to have inter-racial *uck?

With black I am sure!

Monster Dick?

ew.

I heard a big dick festival is being held here.
And I've rushed to see it.

I guess the big dick AAs will be posted soon? xD

Would you like something to drink?

Sure. Make me some tea.

OK!
What would you like to have in your tea?

Ah, some milk?
Make it as sweet as it can be.

My milk?

....I can make it!
It's very sweet.Here you are.
Feel like having some cake?

>>573
oh I can't believe you came back! yasumina! ^^ LOL
as you can see, here is the paradise for perverts. ^^;

>>579
What do you mean, your milk? lol

Oh, you have a cake? Whole one, please.

yay for the forum

I'm waiting for my cake to be served.

It't not my job to make your cake.
Could you show me how to get to cake shop .
why don't we go for cake shop together?

here you go. I don't know if it's ok this way lol

nanako sos. nanako sos.

go straight down the road in front of your house
and turn left at the five intersection.
you will make it!

I skipped class to watch a stream of a Starcraft tournament, lol.

get out

I am university dropout I dropped out from one uni and now I am dropped out from another uni.

Now I am transferring to another Uni. I am 22 years old and freshman in university.

No age relates in uni.

lol
I thought you are just a plain pervert.
it's surprising to know that you have ever been to
two universities before.

Posted at same time

Why do you go to university?
Have you ever thought about that?

Uni droppings help fertilise the base of society. Only they must be eaten.

i love uni
unbelievably tasty

>>598
It doesn't look good at all. Actually, it looks like it tastes like shit.

>>599
LOL
have you ever tasted someone's shit?
if uni is shit, miso soup is puke

>>591
analyzing your posts, though I haven't read all of them,
comparison of two equivalent is the main theme of your life.
and you just said you belonged to two unis, lol

I am studying because I want to have a good job in future.
I dont want to be NEET like you.

>>602
lol
finally 本玉is saying normal thing.

>>602
Still you are worse than neet

I doing masturbation regularly every night.
I usually make Yoko Oshita a pinup raising sexual excitation for masturbation, but sometimes make Yuna Kim a onapet.
Both women are the indispensable leading role for my onanism kingdom.
I let these two women fight against the other women in my onanism kingdom.
Yoko Oshita must be the strongest in the world! !

In all seriousness though, I can see this guy as someone who honestly wants to study and do good.

>>606
yeah, we've got to do something to save this seriously crazy guy.
but you know I think it's wasting time and energy! LOL

I agree, what he posts here seems all stupid nonsense,
but one can't help but sense his sincere honesty that somehow comes through everytime.

I wish I were so passionate about life as this guy.
I can't even try to think about going to university to do good in the future.
It's mathmatical impossibility for me.

>>609
why? Maybe you go to senmon gakko?

Nice to meet you.
I will be a university student from this April.
I'm shocked with dropping.
Isnt university very interesting for most people?

>>611
for me university is very boring. I dropped out from 2 universities and now
I am going to another uni...

He is talking serious
What a boring guy hes turned out to be.

You should keep masturbating till he drops.

Uni just means more work, it's like high school but less sleep

All I have to do in previous uni is cramming. And I am totaly suck
at it.

>>612
Why did you drop out?
Weren't you interested in your faculty?
or did you dislike the university itself?

>>616
oh sorry, you answered.
There seem to be some nasty people here.

>>617
I dropped out because my major was history. It is useless major.
with it you cant apply to good jobs.

>>619
I see. So you now are getting some jobs which requires English skills?

no. I am a student without job. Without degree you can't get a good job.

>>619
It's like having an MA in English, the guy I knew just ended up working as coder

honndama must be rosiajin. lol

I'd like to be an airline hostess or work at the front desk of the hotel for foreigners.

what hondama says are very similar to what
rosiajin says. lol

degree? You mean you need to graduate?
Do you have good prospects you can graduate?

Yes I need to graduate first.

>>625
Who is rosiajin?
Is a person that was in this thread in past time?

A guy can't be as airline hostess, can he?
Are you going to have sex change operation?

Is there diffrence between fap and real sex?

>>628
He was from Moscow, and kept talking about his dream to "move to Tokyo
and marry a Japanese girl". He was also studying history at university
or something, and was failing it. His rich father exiled him to Siberia
after seeing his exam results, though, and we haven't heard from him
since.

My chemistry teacher faps himself to pics of Rush Limbaugh and Al Sharpton.

I have been abroad for just 2weeks only once.
I envy everyone can write in english in conversational way.
I mainly have learned english for entrance exams so my english is very awkward.

what is English's gender newtral third person singular noun?

>>631
ah, that's an amazing story.

>>635
In what way is it an amazing story for you? I don't get it.

>>633
Abroad? Where exactly is it? America? Igirisu?
How was it? Did you have fun?
What's the one biggest event that had happend during your stay that was most unexpected to you?

>>635
Where do you live anyway?
are you really a small white girl/boy?

He is from Japan.

I know very well there are some people like 629 that are annoying in 2ch,
while I was ROM till I finshed all examination.
Actually, i wonder if there are very few female in 2ch?

>>634
When referring to yourself in third person, you could say "one", whichever
gender you are. "One went to the park today to sip tea". This is extremely
formal, however, and not often used.

I'm a girl and NEET <3

Majority of women in Japan are neet; they just stay home watching TV till their children come home.

>>642
are you university dropout like me?

>>637
I went to Newzeland when I was a junior high school student.
Students who have good grade in English are chosen to go.
well but I was just as I passed pre2grade step test when I was in 3th grade in junior high school.
so I was afraid I was not very good at english.

so there is another newbie, and the person claims he is SHE. www

There were nothing special at that time.

>>644
No.
I've been posting "die" and "fuck you" to you.

>>647
your skin is very white? and you are small? like 150cm?
that's why you have chosen the nick as smallwhite?

>>646
I'm all right. You can treat me as male. No problem.

>>646
>www
Go back to vip, you vipper!! lol

>>643
my mom is working very hard from early in the morning
til night. but she also browses internet sometimes. lol

suck it jfags.

>>645
Oh so your English was not good enough to have fun? That's too bad.
But I bet that experience itself will help you alot in the future for sure.

>>652
Then, apparently, your mom is not in the majority.
I can tell that she is a great person and you're very lucky with her as your mom.

>>649
NO,NO. this nick name doesn't have any special means.This means white butterfly.
I just think I have some nickname and then I brows a dictionary and I find small white.

And you have good intuition. I am just 149cm tall.

watashi wa ooki penisu desu

>>642
No girls on the internets.

>>657
kimi wa ooki penisu desu ka?

>>657
LOL
Wow you are a big penis?
Show me your picture!
You will be famous, monster!!

Am I allowed to post here? There was a student from Japan helping
with our Japanese class the day before yesterday. She seemed taken
aback by the informal nature of the class. Or perhaps it was that
some of us were wearing T-shirts under our coats, which I hear is
not customary for the season-conscious Japanese.

I had been hoping to be an ALT in Japan, however, I am apparently
not the type of person they are looking for. My academic credentials
are good, but they want someone, it seems, who is very positive,
outgoing, and even "bubbly". Such people are not representative of
English speakers. Selecting only such people to teach English may
very well cause some steretypes of English speakers. However, I
must admit the American stereotype of Japan is much more skewed,
most of us having little to no contact with native Japanese speakers.

アイ　ライク　ラキスタ、　クラナド、　アカギ　アンド　グレンラガン。

Hi guys. I can answer any English questions if you like.
By the way, a lot of us aren't taught grammar very well, so it might be difficult for us to answer questions like
>>634
what is English's gender neutral third person singular noun?
>>641
This is correct

>>641
It's not formal. It just sounds retarded.
You could simply refer to yourself in the third person
by using your own name.
For example, if the speaker's name was Danny:

Danny went to the park to drink some tea.

>>634
Casually, people say "their" in place of "his" or "her". But it is not correct.
This is actually a source of much consternation among native speakers. It
used to be acceptable to just use "he" in a gender neutral sense, but due
to gender politics, this is no longer acceptable. One can use "he or she",
"his or her", but this is very awkward and is only done if the sentence
cannot be rephrased so as to avoid gendered pronouns.

>>664
No one does this, except perhaps Bob Dole or people trying to be silly.

>>641
The example he used sounded a bit strange, but it is still correct. But there is never any real need to use that term.

>>656
yeah, that's good. I thought you were small.
because I am not small so I wouldn't put my name as
"little" something or "small" something. www

But I was not talking about refering to yourself.
It was more about refering to other people.

For example,
One has to destroy his or her ipod immediately.

This "his or her" is very ugly.
Do you have one word that can replace it?

>>661
Welcome to 2channel

"This "his or her" is very ugly."
Yes, it is.
"Do you have one word that can replace it?"
No, we don't. The only thing we can do is rephrase, such as
"Persons with ipods must destroy them immediately," or
"Anyone possessing an ipod must destroy it immediately."

>>669
ahhhh I understand exactly what you mean. that is really troublesome
when we talk about people in general. I always have to say he or she
h/she. I also want to know if there is one convenient word to replace it.

>>669
"One has to destroy his or her ipod immediately."

They have to destroy their ipod immediately.
They is genderless; It can refer to either male or female. Or even a group of people.

You could also say "They must destroy their ipod immediately."
for added emphasis.

>>654 Thank you. Maybe that made me like english and study hard all my highschool life.

>>669
If you are referring to one person in particular, you can say "They must destroy their ipod immediately."

Isn't it "They have to destroy their ipods immediately?"
I mean "their ipod" should be " their ipods"?
It's very difficult to tell whether a noun is countable or not.
How do you tell the difference when you don't know the word?

>>673
The problem with using "they" or "their" is that they are _not_ singular.
So if you say "They have to destroy their ipod immediately," this
implies that there is one, single ipod possessed by the entire group.

You could say "They have to destroy their ipods immediately," but
even here, you must be careful. This sentence would be compatible
with there being a group of say, 5 ipods shared among say, 30
people. When you want to talk about what _each_ person must do,
"they" or "their" are to be avoided.

>>668
yes, you're right.

By the way, are there some foreigner in this thread?

>>669
He or she is how a native speaker would usually say it, though >>665
is correct when they say "they" is very commonly used.

"They should destroy their iPod immediately" would be universally
understood by English speakers, and can apply to both singular or
plural people. However, as >>665 also says, a lot of language
professionals reject the usage of 'they' in this way (linguists,
speakers, publishers, etc.). The everyday English-speaker uses it
commonly, though.

>>667
That's right. "They" and "their" are not technically correct, it's just what we use because there is no other word for it.

>>668
I believe you are female. Your speech is female's one.
I'm kind of sure with my instinct.

"They have to destroy their ipods immediately."
Can mean they (1 person) or they (multiple people)
"ipods" means you are referring to more than one ipod.
"ipod" by itself just means one ipod.
All nouns are countable. You can have more than one noun by using
the proper conjugate.
Table -> Tables
Wall -> Walls
television -> televisions

There are some exceptions though.
Like:
Sheep -> Sheep
Geese -> Geese
So be careful.

>>677
WOW. I didn't even think of that.
When it's "ipod" it's one ipod shared by them!!! !! Amazing!!

he/his/him and she/her/her are very common way of referring to someone in English language.
how is it very ugly?
If you do not know the gender of the person you're referring to, you can say "her or she" or "they"
if you write it, you can just type s/he

>>670
Thank you. I enjoy helping people who are interested in learning,
so maybe I will start posting here regularly.

>>661
You mean you are more resereved and less assured and shy type American?
Looking back my high school days, my image of American was athletic,
cheerful character, not being get carried away by small things.
I think these stereotype image comes from Hollywood movies or musicians.

Now I know not all Americans don't fit in the image. If you are interested in
Japan, applying for ALT might be one of your carrer path but personally
I think you should think about what you can do after you get the years of ALT
done. I don't know but maybe becoming ALT will just lead you to be
a language teacher after working as ALT so if you want to keep your carrer path
more wide and keep your choice of line of job more wide, maybe
becoming ALT is not a good idea.

Well, actually I don't know what kind of carreer path ALTs goes along
after they finishes working as ALT so you need to reasearch on your own.

>>682
WOW ×２！
I get it!
"They" can mean one person!!
I didn't even think of the possibility!!

>>682
This isn't quite right, many nouns are not countable. These are
called "mass nouns". Examples include sugar, water, air. You can
say "Please put more sugar in my coffee," but you cannot say "Put
5 more sugars in my coffee" unless you were talking about countable
terms, such as sugar packets or sugar cubes.

>>683
I agree. 5 ipods shared by 30 is .....hahaha
that's a tricky part of English lol

boring thread...

>>690
Why do you think so?

>>690
Agree. There maybe should be another thread for explaining of grammar
in English. Here chat should be chat.

>>690
while you were active, people were discouraged.
this is not the place under the occupation of the perverted guys...www

No I don't agree.
Chatting about grammar is a lot of fun.

"No! I must speak the English!" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the English"
And then John was a Brit.

>>686
You are right, ALT may not be for me. I would like to learn the
language and culture and I feel this is difficult to do from
thousands of miles away. I have a Bachelor's in computer science
so I may go back to that.

>>687
"They" can only function that way in casual speech.

>>688
Yeah, you're right- I totally forgot about those words.
I don't know if there's a specific rule to follow or if you just
have to end up memorizing those specific words one at a time.

When in doubt, consult a dictionary.

>>692
aha.
So, they are all japanese, aren't they.

>>693
You shouldn't say such a mean thing.

>>679
Thank you for detailed explanation.
"...and can apply to both singular or plural people." ←　this is crazily maddening. I have to imput this in my brain.

>>698
Right now, there appears to be an Australian, an American, and an
Englishman (myself). I'm sure someone could make that the start of
a joke...

>>696
only in casual speech
OK thatnk you!

>>693
There are many foreigners in this thread. This is because this board
was linked to from an English language Japanese culture board.

http://zip.4chan.org/jp/res/90372.html

Bumping that will cause more to come here. Though it may not be a
good thing.

>>697
...memorizing those specific words one at a time??
ONE AT A TIME??
e-

What better way to practice English than with English speaking people?

Oh, God no. Linked from 4chan. Reached a new low.

>>701
I see.
At first, I though you were a Japanese that was trying to be good at British English.

>>703
This is why I posted it during nighttime /jp/.
I didn't want the board to get raided/flooded/spammed with garbage from daytime 4ch.

>>699
you don't know how disgusting this 本玉is. You should read all his
posts and before you "kabau" him.

so, i herd u liek mudkips?

Didn't a fairly middle size earthquake happen in Britain?
Did some one feel it?
Britain doesn't have many earthquakes I think.
How was it?

>>706
At least I didn't post the link 12 hours ago.

>>708
nighttime /jp/ in ameriKKKa is daytime /jp/ in europe

>>713
＞ameriKKKa
I like it.

>>711
Where I was, it was just a faint tremor which lasted for about ten
seconds. It was pretty annoying though, because my bowl of pistachio
shells dropped onto the floor. At the epicentre, there was some
structural damage, but nobody was injured.

Apparently it was our biggest earthquake in 25 years, which isn't
really saying much...

>>713
No problems there.

But Hondama is a very good person.
He seriously thinks a bout his future, which I am unable to do. It always freaks me out and makes me want to die.

>>704
No, there is no need to memorize. If it is not easily countable, it
is a mass unit. Common sense will help you here. You cannot count
water or air, for example. Think of another term, like rice. You do
not count the grains of rice (well maybe you do, but English speakers
don't), so it is a mass term.

In 4ch, we use "sage" as an insult.
If we think someone's post is worthless, idiotic or downright
pointless, we "sage" the thread.

Is this the same thing in 2ch?

>>715
Biggest in 25 years? LOL You guys are very lucky!
I would assure there is no ... I don't know how to say what I want to say so I don't say it. Thank you.

>>719
Yes about the same.
We sage you if we don't like you.

>>717
Are you looking for a job?

>>707
Don't get fooled. He lives in Saitama now and speaks pretty fluent British English.

>>719
not the same.

>>723
OH I was totally fooled. Thanx for the info.

>>721
Amusingly, "sage" pronounced セイージ means "wise" in English.
It is also a type of plant.

>>725
No problem. But you should know the UK is a part of Saitama now.

>>722
Yes, actually I'm currently looking for a job Even though I can't go outside of my room.
If I go outside the room, I start to spasm. It's true. I thought it was an earthquake.

>>719
You dumbass, it's 4chan, not 4ch.

There isn't a 4ch.

>>724
You should stop fooling people like that. It's not fun.

Do you think that Yoko Oshita's hip is tender?
Yoko Oshita's hip is surely so soft. However, it is hard to break off.
In other words Yoko Oshita's hip is soft but is tought.
Why is it?
I think that the reason is because Yoko Oshita is terrible !
And about Aiko Kaitou is just the reverse.

>>725
That's right, even if you saw me you'd be fooled. I even had plastic
surgery to make me look English and have spent years perfecting my
tea-sipping techniques. Now, please excuse me while I adjust my bowler
hat.

>>719

I SAGE! I SAGE!

>>728
Well, that's funny.
You start to spasm? How old are you?

>>729
There is a 4ch, but it's just a messageboard rather than an imageboard.

>>729
Both of you are retards.
It's YOTSUBA.

>>734
What's funny about me spasming uncontrolably?
You're cruel.

>>728
you need to call the rental sister.
she is not a prostitute

>>737
No, I mentioned "earthquake."

>>738
Do they offer sister renting services in japan?

4ch is quite decent, from what I know, while 4chan is...

>>737
Yes, people from 4chan are very cruel. That is why it is not a good
idea to link here from there.

>>740
Yes they do.
I tried once. It was kinda dumb.
She just kept saying oni-chan this ,oni-chan that, and sucked my dick.

>1
What the hell is a gloved hitwoman maniac?

>>743
This is why I want to live in Japan.

>>743

Hahahaha! You are fucking joking!

What is the general Japanese opinion on incest?

>>744
There was once a poster who was a fetishist of white-gloved hitwomen.

>>731
Aiko Kaito? is it me? ^^v

It's 9. I have to watch takkyu. bye

>>743
that's not the rental sister for hikikomori

>>740
DO WANT

>>737
yeah! don't blame about his spasms! that's uncontrollable!!!

Conversion, software version 7.0
Looking at life through the eyes of a tired hub
Eating seeds as a pastime activity
The toxicity of our city, of our city
Now, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder, disorder
Now somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep
Disorder, disorder, disorder
More wood for the fires, loud neighbours
Flishlight riveries caught in the headlights of a truck
Now, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder, disorder
Now somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep
Disorder, disorder, disorder
Now, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder, disorder
Now somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep
Disorder, disorder, disorder
When I became the sun
I shone life into the mans hearts
When I became the sun
I shone life into the mans hearts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJmt3dr9XYQ

I miss good music.

English 101:
ちんちん　＝ cock
まんこ　＝ pussy
おっぱい　＝　tits
サーメン ＝ cum
入れてほしい！　= I WANNA FUCK YOU!

うちに来て妹とファックしていい
Come over to my house and fuck my sister

>>754
サーメン warosu

yep I gotta watch takkyu. bye

>>753
Gloomy Sunday

>>748
Hey Onna ! ! I break your hip and stick my finger ! !

　　My English

これは鉛筆です。
Thuo is a pencil.

あれは自転車です。
Na is a bicycle.

僕は正直です。
Wo is honest.

彼は馬鹿です。
Ta is syupid.

君はザコです。
Nee are small fish.

彼らはニートです。
Tamen are NEETS.

×准教授
○抜群饂飩主幹（Distinguished Principal Udonaut）
其は「自己紹介」板辺が適当だなや。つか年度末年度初だもんでﾁｰﾄ忙し。
つか当ﾋﾞ的には修業しつつｦﾓｰﾀ事等をｶｷｺ汁で精一杯だなや。

>>499ﾀｿ
やると汁とNPRのTalkOfNation/ScienceFridayかCBS60min辺で見聞き汁価値が
あるつぽいﾈﾀを拾ひ何やらｺﾒｿﾄ等を汁事位かや。最近だら此辺↓
ttp://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=18768430
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=18801004
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/10/12/60minutes/main3361753.shtml
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/01/11/60minutes/main3700644.shtml
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/01/26/60minutes/main2401726.shtml
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/20/60minutes/main2830058.shtml
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/11/08/60minutes/main3474157.shtml
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/10/26/60minutes/main3416097.shtml
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/10/13/60minutes/main3364195.shtml
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/10/04/60minutes/main3330463.shtml
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/10/05/60minutes/main3334433.shtml
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/09/27/60minutes/main3305443.shtml
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/09/07/60minutes/main3242238.shtml

>>496ﾀｿ
当ﾋﾞ的には周囲の小娘ﾀｿﾗに尋ねて初めて分かると云ふ事も多い。
ｼｶｰｼ大抵知らんで宜しい事たちだなや藁。

>>473ﾀｿ
超がんがれ。其努力が実るに長い間かかり、ｼｶｰｼ（however）長い間実る。
当ﾋﾞ的にも30年修業しとるがまんだまんだだがや。
畏るべし高政ﾀｿ。
よつて修業汁。

I am a proud Korean.

Fucking JAPS i hate. Can they go away from board? No.

Fucking JAPS I hate them. Murderers, liars, rapists, thieves.... They burnt Korean national treasure 1 with cover up? Prob ably.

There's a bunch of crazy psychos here, so one of them might've done it.
They'll be back shortly.

Message to all English peoples.

Japanese are two face.

They laugh at you behind your backs. We Koreans are more friendly, come to Seoul and see!

>>762
Are nee a Korean?Are nee name Kim?
And are nee an acquaintance of Yuna Kim?
Wo like Yuna Kim and want to marry ♪
Please introduce her.

Hello, if anyone has any questions about the English language I can answer them.

>>764
Do you enjoy listening to Seoul music?

Japanese are honest people.
we are too honest that you may see some lawmakers
carelessly comment some racial epithet in putlic. lol

maybe it's mroe like Japanese are naive on
the racial problems since we live in a mono racial society.

>>767
you mean soul music? from African American? lol

>>766
which country are you from? are all the european speak good
english?

I'm surprised to know that Uemura Aiko is still skiing.
she won the world cup today. amazing!

>>770
No no... Seoul music is from African Korean.

is there an african korean? I thought korean hate
black people. that's what I've heard from American who
live in Seoul.

>>772
Aiko-chan is very pretty. she always misses the gold medals...
but this time she did. good job! Aiko^^

>>771
I'm from Finland, so English isn't my native language, but I can speak it as well as anyone from America or England. I can speak Finnish, Swedish, English fluently and currently working on learning the Japanese language.
Most Europeans speak pretty good english, but not all. For example Spanish and Portuguese people aren't fluent in English.
Also some people are just bad at learning a new language and never really use it, so I can't say they're fluent. However, even they understand English very well because of the computer age. (All computer related stuff, games etc we play are in English)

but I recognize some koreans are influenced by black music.
maybe young Korean people would accept black american culture.

>>776
You're finnish, i see. What is your opinion on Russia?

>>764
What I've heard is that if Japanese people do not like you, they will
whisper behind your back. If Korean people do not like you, they will
beat you up. Barely 50 years ago racist outlaws would hang black people
for advocating civil rights. So America is still very sensitive about
race issues.

>>776
oh wow you are the first Finnish on this board, I think.
welcome!

do you know the movie, Kamome Shokudo?

>>774
It was bad pun. Sorry...

>>779
I don't know your nationality. I think koreans are more
passionate than Japanese. That's what we feel when we see their
rooting at the soccer games. not only Japanese but also anybody in the world gets
get angry if getting some sufferings, it is not healthy to bottle up the stressful feeling
so manybe they talk bad. lol

>>778
Hmm. I don't really have an opinion nor much knowledge of Russia, but with the image I have of them I wouldn't trust them too much. So much crime and corruption there.
This being said, I don't hate anyone based on where they're from.
>>780
thank you (´∀｀ ﾐэ )Э

Sorry, I don't know this movie. I looked it up at imdb.com and it seems interesting, a japanese movie shot in Finland.

>>783
hummm....you don't know that movie at all? that's strange..
I mean if you liked Japan and you were finnish, 120% of percentage
you must have seen it long time ago. that's what I thought lol

>>782
Americans are like this too. They are apt to wear their hearts on
their sleeves. This is especially true in New York City, where I
lived for a while after growing up in the South.

but in any case, even if you are not finnish or whoever, welcome to
2chan. have fun! I need some sleep. take care! ciao!

>>783
Hmm... has anyone invented a specialised cover for laptops so they can
safely be used in saunas?

Meanwhile, I'll go butter some scones and boil a kettle for some tea.

igirisujin san....lol
>butter some scones and boil a kettle for some tea

how cute. can I have some? lol

May I stalk him too?

>>789
No one may stalk. It is illegal.

Are you saying he's yours?

I love Korean pussies! They are yummy!!

nurupo

>>787
has anyone invented a specialised cover for laptops so they can be safely used in onsens? ( ´∀｀)

And no, we only spend like 15-20min in sauna, I think people can live that long without their laptops.
Myself, I go to sauna like once a year. Not everyone is so keen about them.

>>794

I have a personal question for you.

Talar du ryss?

Let's talk with this Finnish guy about English grammers again.

"One has to destroy his or her ipod immediately."

How about this.
"One has to destroy one's ipod immediately."

>>776
Hej och välkommen.

>>780
We actually saw that move after class about a month ago. Or more than
a month ago. It was ... nice. Not amazingly good, and not bad.

>>795
ryss = russian person
ryska = Russian (language)

>>796
Both sound very unnatural, even if the first is worse.

"One has to..." would mean something like "it is necessary to...", which
makes the whole example strange.

>>798

Thanks for your correction.

I rephrase my question.

>>794, talar du ryska?

>>798, allow me to ask you the same question.
Talar du ryska?

>>798
634 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/27(水) 19:13:56
what is English's gender newtral third person singular noun?

Then, how do you think ?

>>798
It wouldn't sound to strange if Queen Elizabeth were to talk to herself
about destroying her own iPod though.

Hi. イギリス人さん
You finishes your scones ?

× finishes
○ finished

>>795
I strongly suggest you exchange e-mail eddresses and communicate with the person.
This isn't the place for personal uses, you idiot.

Magi chan is really popular among 2ch.
She's already a celeb in Japan.
It's time that she came to Japan and became active in the Japanese TV world!!

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>>802
Hello there! The scones were alright, but nothing special. To be honest,
I don't really like them much. A slice of cheesecake would be nice, though.

>>803

Don't worry about a tiny mistake. We can understand you.
If there were anyone making fuss about it, then I'd kick his/her ass!
Keep on posting!

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I wanna イギリス人さん's comment on the sentence. >>796

golly gee ！
Microsoft's got fined for 1.4 billion dollars!

This is becoming like a fantard thread. LOL

>>804

Hey, you bad dog, eat bisuits and go away!

Cheesecake !

hmmm... how do you know my favorites..

>>807
Hi Variton7. How bout increasing your numbers ? XD

>>732
bowler hat remins me of them.
http://www.trustthedj.com/images/IMAGEbaNK/petshop2.jpg
Are they consciously trying to be more like "English(british)"?
some kind of self-joke?

I have never heard English scones are good.
Yes, I sometimes have one that's made in Japan,
but I guess Japanese scones are made to Japanese tastes.
This may be a stereotype, but people say English cuisines are
*ucking disgusting. No offence.

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>>809
To buy out Yahoo's stocks ?

yearh! their taste in taste is bad!!

>>810
Yeah, I must admit to you
it's really stupid. I prefer Magi chan.
How about we are removing stupid fans?

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I am horny right now.
Please lick my cock.

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Variton7, last time I checked, you were SLIM SHADY, but whatever.

After dinner I am back in the discussion. The Finnish guy.

>>795
no, i dont speak any russian.
>>796
the latter sounds a bit dumb, having "one" twice. If the sentence is meant in the manner "Everyone must destroy their ipods immediately" you can also say "You must destroy your ipod immediately"
"you" can mean a single person or it can be a plural you-passive.

in the latter sentence, if you use "one has to / must.." replace the one's with "their"
"one has to destroy their ipod immediately"
but like said in >>798 the whole sentence is a little weird.

Feel free to ask me any questions about the English language, I'll do my best to answer

Oh! I have an idea!
Why don't we creat a fan thread for イギリス人?

Magi chan has her threads where she posts. Why not for him?
I guess the most suitable board would be the "self-introduction"
board. What do you think, イギリス人?

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The last time I went to London, it was terrible.
Their food tasted like shit!
I don't know how shit tastes. But metaphorically speaking.

>>821
That would be the creepiest thread ever, considering how his fans act here. LOL
He wouldn't be that happy about it.

>>820
Everyone must destroy their ipod.
Everyone must destoy their ipods

What's the difference in meaning?.

>>820
Thank you, kind sir.

I have many questions.

(I wish you were a girl. I want to learn about glamorous grammar. ^_~

Oh, I forgot.
>>825 is by Variton7

>>824
The first one is very slightly grammatically incorrect. The s after ipod makes it a plural.
Since "everyone" referes to more than one person, we can assume there's more than one ipod as well.

If you say "one has to" then you have to use the singular form, "ipod"
This part is pretty hard to explain, but "one" is a singular form while "everyone" means a group of people

Sorry, I'm bad at explaining this part. Hope you understood

>>820
Thx for your comment again.
And I understand your English is truly superior.
Enjoy your dinner~~

>>822
But UK's Economy is fine. How we all really envy them !

>>822
Wahahahaha, that would be really descriptive.
I can easily imagine what it was like. Nice work.

>>823
Oh? you think so?
But I guess that'd be ok with him. Mostly, such threads should be
created not only for イギリス人, but also for none other than his
fans herselves.

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>>824
"Everyone must destroy their ipod."
It just means they're sharing only ONE iPod, doesn't it ?

>>830
correct

>>820
Thank you for answering my question.
Too bad! You don't speak Russian, eh?
I asked the question because I was curious to hear your review on
"Kukushka" (2002). It was an interesting movie.
A Finnish man, a Russian man,and a Lapp woman live together
but they cannot understand one another's language.
Please tell me your take on the movie
if you already watched the movie and of course if you don't mind.

>>814
I wouldn't say disgusting, but in general, British food can be quite
bland. Herbs used in typically English food is quite limited (just
think of parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme, mint and chives).

>>808
Users of American English often feel that using 'one' as a pronoun is
pretentious, but in British (especially English) English, using 'one'
is acceptable and doesn't really sound strange.

However, as discussed earlier, an even more common way of expressing
gender-neutral third person pronouns is by using 'they' and 'their'.
Though it's technically incorrect, most English-speakers use this method.
They have to destroy their iPod immediately. 'They' indicating the person
(neutral of gender) and 'their' indicating possession.

>>813
Though neither of those are bowler hats, it is a pretty English sentiment
to wear hats. Or at least to honour the memory of hats, as they were very
commonplace before the 1960s. A lot of older British musicians wore hats,
though it's mainly the slightly eccentric ones that still do, these days.

>>812
If you could have any type of cheesecake, what type would it be?

So,

Everyone must destoy his or her ipod.
Everyone must destroy their ipod.

The two sentenses can't possibly mean the same thing. OK.

>>823
Magi chan would say the same thing.
She's really enjoying 2ch.

She'd say, "Come on, イギリス人! It's better than nothing!
You can also benefit from your fans!"

Or if you have a better board to creat a thread in, just suggest it.
I'm open.

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>>832
I live under the rock and watch very few movies （`・３・）
Sorry about this. If you ask me if i've seen this or that movie, most likely I haven't even heard of it.
I mainly watch only anime, but my friends drag me to movies now and then to watch some really popular hollywood movies.

>>835
Just imagine those 30 to 40 something y/o women rush to the thead to feed him
with scones or muffins. Actually, that would be interesting to watch. lol

>>829
I dont mind what you think of me but I'm definitely male.
And one of Magibon's funs loving Cheesecakes too.
This time I just need イギリス人さん's comment for my grammatical knowledge.

>>799
No, I don't know any Russian either. Just English, and some German.

But how come you're asking this question in Swedish? Automatic
translation, or are you learning the language? It's an interesting
choice, since there are relatively few speakers.

ヨーロッパ人

What manga do you like best? Dragon ball z? Death Note?

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>>833
You mean baked one or rare type ?
I much prefer rare ! But love baked one too. With Earlgray♪

>>840
Death note is pretty good but not really a fan of dbz.
From the current ongoing anime shows I watch kaiji, neuro, shigofumi, spice and wolf, H2O, ayakashi and kimiaru.
As for manga, I read one piece, hajime no ippo and school rumble.

>>838
Oh? I wasn't talking about YOU.
So control yourself, ok?

And regardless of how you think of his fans, the fact remains
that his thread should be really interesting for his fans.
Why are you trying to stop it?

>>833
Is Chris lowe autism or asperger?

>>836

Thank you for your quick response.
Sorry to hear that you are not a movie buff.
The movie I mentioned in >>832 was my first movie in that Finnish was actually spoken. Vowel harmonies of Finnish are still in my head.
A storyline was really good. Why don't you check it out
when you are boared to death.

>>843
You are so evil. LOL
You are making his fans feel like they must protect him from your evil. lol

>>834
They can mean the same thing, because 'his or her' shows it can be
either gender with possession. 'Their' can also mean that.

If a person is buying some hats, you could say:
"They are buying some hats".
If a group of people are buying hats, you could also say:
"They are buying some hats".

It's also useful on messageboards (or if you can't tell if someone is
male or female from just looking at them) because you can just use 'they'
instead of saying'him' or 'her' and getting it wrong, or hiding the fact
that you really don't know.

>>842
Gee, was Kaiji made into anime?
I didn't even know that, though I haven't read the manga.

Yeah, Death Note is really enjoyable and deep. I love it too.

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I'm rather curious about their computer clutures.
>>836
What's up in MEGA DEMO scene recently ?
Or it maybe old school now ?
I love 8bit computers like ATARIs, AMIGAs, MSXs and stuffs.

>>846
Don't let yourself eat crows.
And I don't understand, evil? What do you mean?
If you try to stop him becoming popular among us,
then you're trully evil.

>>848
yes. If you have seen Akagi and liked it, I really suggest you to watch Kaiji as well.
It's my favourite show from this season.

As for Death Note, It could have been much better than what it was. I followed the anime up to episode 8 or something, then I couldn't wait and read the manga.
It was very, very good for about 15 episodes and then it just kept getting worse. If it had kept the epicness from the start it would have been my favourite show ever.

>>849
Ooh, old computers are one of my major interests too.

Atari and Amiga are 16/32-bit, though. Heh.

Have a listen over at http://www.kohina.com/ (Finnish / Nordic game
music radio).

Fist of all, Why does writer can't know their gender?
Writer must know He or she.

Secondly in case of everyone must destroy their ipods,
why ipods not ipod? We learned everyone follows with "s"
Because every centers on each person.
So Doesn't it boil down to every has one ipod?

Thank you very much, イギリス人さん！
I finished reading your comment >>833
and now understand a little about Queen's English. :D

>>850
I won't stop anyone. That was quite an idea though. LOL

>>851
I see what you mean. Episode 15... It's where MisaMisa is
under arrest as Second Kira..
Death Note is really nice until L dies, don't you think?
And for some reason, I love the episode where Naomi Misora
and Light walk together.

You sure know more about manga than I do.
Are they all dubbed in English? Or raw? no, i guess not.lol

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>>849
my demo knowledge is limited to what i see in the Assembly Demo Party yearly.
Being only 20 years old (Turned 20 today!) I was very young during the 8-bit age. I only remember playing atari at my friend's place

>>853
I dont quite understand what you mean by the first question. You probably misunderstood the part about genders, if the speaker/writer whatever knows the gender of the person, then sure they can pick "he" or "she"
However, this is not always the case and then "he" or "she" is replaced by either "he or she" or "they"

"everyone must destroy their ipod" -> everyone is sharing just one ipod which they must destroy
"everyone must destroy their ipods" -> there are many ipods, if one owns an ipod they must destroy it.

But I learned from 米人 that any questions? is correct and
any question? is weird.

>>852
Sorry and very glad to talk to you スウェーデン人さん

I should have say COMMODOREs ? XD
Had ATARI made the 8bit line-ups for sure ?

However, this is not always the case and then "he" or "she" is replaced by either "he or she" or "they"

>>857
i SEE. Or in a situation like writer have to hide his or her gender?

× Had ATARI made the 8bit line-ups for sure ?
○ Hadn't ATARI made the 8bit line-ups for sure ?

Speaking of Death Note, did you watch the live action movies?

The end of the story is quite different than that of manga.
If you ask me, LAM is better.

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>>841
Either, really... they both can taste really nice. Do you eat them
with any kind of fruit or sauce? And more importantly, do you use
a spoon or a fork? Never really tried eating it with tea, but the
sweetness should offset the tea's bitterness... might try that, thanks!

>>853
Hmm... it depends on the context in which it is read. You could correctly
say "everyone must destroy their iPods", but you could also say "everyone
must destroy their iPod", assuming that "their iPod" means the singular iPod
that each person possesses.

>>860
If you see a hat rolling down a road, you might say "Someone lost their hat",
because the gender isn't known.

>>856
The ray penbar / naomi misora episodes are truly the best episodes in death note.

I normally read my manga translated, but if there are furikana and the translators are taking long then I'll read the raw manga.
As for anime, same thing. But I only watch subtitled with the original japanese audio. I can't stand English dubs at all.

>>858
Correct.

× Had ATARI made the 8bit line-ups for sure ?
○ Hadn't ATARI made the 8bit line-ups for sure ?

ThX for your link!

And >>857 Happy BIrthday Here On 2ch! You're real geek!

>>859
〇 Didn't Atari also have an 8-bit line-up?

Yes, the Atari XE / Atari XL line, if I remember correctly. I don't
think they were ever popular around here, though. But everyone had a
Commodore 64...

Which system was most popular with your friends at the time? (Assuming
that there was one, and you were interested.)

>>863
he is right, but I believe the plural is a better choice as the singular form has the meaning that everyone shares only one ipod

>>865
Thanks. It is Wednesday after all, and I don't really feel like going out drinking. ( ´∀｀)
I am, however, going out with a friend in about 5min.
So if there's any more questions, go ahead ask now while you have the chance ( ´∀｀)

>>864
Hahaha, yeah, sure.
Probably it takes a year or two to dub Japanese animes.

If death notes existed, would you agree or disagree with kira punishing criminals and
making an ideal world?

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I'd write down >>802's name on a death note. LOL

>>862
almost missed this. Yes, I've seen the live action movies.
They were good for being live action, usually they're very horrible.
I liked the manga and anime much better though

Can you teach me some interesting and practical English expressions?

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Hmm. I only noticed now that there are two different characters
○ and 〇. (I only see the difference after posting.) Strange.

>>868
part of me would agree while other part would disagree. I really can't say

>>867
Wednesday is known as "little Saturday" where I live, and this usually
means two-for-one prices at the pubs.

Anyway, congratulations!

>>871
What kind of expressions?

I must leave in a bit though, but I can answer one more set of questions.

× I should have say COMMODOREs ? XD
○ I should have said COMMODOREs ? XD

>>863
I've thought that is real English way for long time...
But it isn't...

>>857
And thank you for telling me that you young Finnsh keep the memory of Atari still.
It's grad to hear for me..
Your computer cultures are very much affecting Japanese even now
while they're loving Japanese Animation and Manga. :D
Wow. How should I say..

× I should have say COMMODOREs ? XD
○ I should have said COMMODOREs ? XD

>>863
I've thought that is real English way for long time...
But it isn't...

>>857
And thank you for telling me that you young Finnsh keep the memory of Atari still.
It's grad to hear for me..
Your computer cultures are very much affecting Japanese even now
while they're loving Japanese Animation and Manga. :D
Wow. How should I say..

I have a grammar question for good english speakers.

If someone say, "Do you think this medicine is good for health?"
and when another replies, which one is correct?

A) It depends.
B) That depends.

The question is how to use "it and that" correctly.
Do you think which is right? And why do you think so?

Thanks in advance.

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http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=D9pNHtAAEVM
Colour of the wind changes into blue.
Tempted by summer which starts to dance,
I recalled you I had forgotten.
It is because of summer.

Sorry for calling you away, suddenly I wanted to see the ocean.

In abandon, with you, on the white beach.
In this moment I feel like I can love you.
In abandon, with you, shining splash.
Orange dancing, dazzling.

How about my translation. I wanna spread love.

Oh, don't point out this mistake.
*Which do you think is correct?*

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>>809
What has Microsoft done this time?
But anyway, $1.4 billion is probably like small change for Microsoft.

>>863
Oh, you cleared my mind. Thank you brother.

Sorry for my double posts..
It's so heavy.

>>866
Thx FYI and correction.
Maybe the SID chip and yeah, Commodore 64 ? are hot
in Japanese chip tunes' cultures, I think.

>>867
Bye young Finnsh~~

>>869
You must write my real name though. LOL
...But stop it right now.

Going to the moon, brb.

English speakers should get used to Japanese English
by watching this Zuikin English show.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=jXdsA-42gRU

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>>874
thanks. same here, but I haven't felt like going out drinking lately. I only go to pubs once every 2-3 months at most, and I drank too much during December D:

>>877
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assembly_%28demo_party%29
we have this annual computer happening which probably keeps people's interest up in oldschool stuff.

Also, now while we're teaching English
"It's grad to hear for me.. " <-- glad is the correct word, not grad. "I'm glad to hear that" is what you would normally say in English

>>878
both are correct. Sorry I'm out of time so I can't lecture about the difference between "it" and "that"
maybe someone else can do this.

I'll be back in about 5 hours, under the same nickname.

It's real funny to see every person puts their nationality in
the name box. lol

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"Someone lost his or her hat"
sounds redundant. Actually.
Maybe for this reason native speakers started to use their
in place of he or she. I guess.
But british seem to be strict to grammer and bother to
use roundabout correct grammer in my image.

>>883
Ironically, the Gameboy is probably the most used in the chip music
scene over here. Or so I think.

I'm going out for a bit now. (The shops close soon and I need some
things for breakfast tomorrow.)

>>884
Going to the moon?
What does it imply?
Does it mean you are going to take poop or something?

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>>890
It's just a silly meme from imageboards. Do a Google image search for
the phrase and look for pictures of cats...

>>886
Thank you, ヨーロッパ人.
If no one touches the question, can I expect you to start explaining again?

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The most noticeable difference between British English and American English is the spelling.
Eg: Prioritise (British) and Prioritize (American)
There are some small differences in word usage, but you don't notice it a great deal.

Hey I decided to come here often to talk more with スウェーデン人さん.
Must do.

>>889
So many people know Nintendo stuffs.
But chiptuners are not general people, I think. More like geeks.
Anyway see you again. :D

>>891
I don't understand what a meme means, but thanks, I just did
an image search. From what I understand, going to the moon leads to BRB.
The poor cat... He's like tortured, his head stuck in the vinyle stuff.
I'm sure he will suffocate. T_T

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>>863
Your explanation skill is brilliant.
Thank you for being here helping us.

>>886
I see.
But you must be late !! XD
Don't drink too much, dude.

Then, I'll go to bed too.

Why don't you choose your nickname?

802=Lovable creature
スウェーデン人=K-tan
オーストラリア人=anti-whaling idiot
ヨーロッパ人=Kaiji
イギリス人=Queen

MEME.. is like a selfish gene ?
Some philosophical word or for sociologists ?

I'm not sure... Bye everyone !

Japanese whale hunt, Greenpeace, and Australia racism racist
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=6r4tkrA-rRI

>>898
...Anti-whaling idiot? あれっ？　なんで？

>>896
I'm proud. I led his reply.
Sad and poor me. lol

>>898
You should name yourself Evil Anus or something.

BTW, what happened to Anus Otoko? Is he finally hospitalized?

Sigh X 100

HHHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I was going to bed at around midnight, then acute sever pains hit me
in the foot. I knew it won't work but put a painkiller in my anus.
No. As I expected it never worked. All it did was give me uhoish feeling.

I battled with excruciating waves of pain for more than 2 hours!
I sometimes cried out in the darkness, saying cuss words, limping in circle
like a tiger pasing in a cage in the zoo to destract my attention form
the pain. Sometimes I pressed and held my sole or massage it.

When it hurts, believe me, it REALLY hurts. No painkillers are effective
to the pain of this type, which I haven't gone into detail of.
anyway now the pain reduced to the extent I can post here. But I don't think
I can sleep now.

In a big picture, my foot is getting better, but still sometimes
I was hit by this pain. I am still going to hospital to get IV drip
treatment.

>>899
A 'meme' is sort of like a concept or catchphrase which has become popular
by being spread around.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=D9pNHtAAEVM
Colour of the wind changes into blue.
Tempted by summer which starts to dance,
I recall you I had forgot.
It is because of summer.

Sorry for calling you away, suddenly I wanted to see the ocean.

In abandon, with you, on the white beach.
In this moment I feel like I can love you.
In abandon, with you, shining splash.
Orange dancing, dazzling.

How about my translation. I wanna spread love.
----------------------------
Hey, notice me. Don't leave me alond. I feel lonely. LOL
I changed tense. difficult. japanese lyrics is using
both present tense and past tense.

I recall you I forgot.

>>905
Thank you for explaing.
I think I got it.

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Expressions like

(1) "What a ridiculous shot!" (= What a great shot!)
(2) "It's really sick!" (= It's really great!)

and

Words like

(3) brekky
(4) brollies
(5) crocky
(6) mossie
(7) sunnies
(8) cabbies

found in Aussie English drive me crazy.

meme
【名】
ミーム◆遺伝子によらず、模倣によって人から人へと伝えらえる情報の単位。イギリスのオックスフォード大学の動物行動学者
リチャード・ドーキンス(Richard Dawkins)が1976年に著した『利己的な遺伝子』(The Selfish Gene) で提唱した言葉で、ギリシャ語の mimeme（模倣する）と gene（遺伝子）掛け合わせている。

Richard Dawkins! I read his book "The God delusion". It was quite good.
It turned out I'm totally unawarely atheist, so it was fun to know all the stuff about religion people's claims about god.

Racist Australia and Japanese whaling
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=pZMZmNZov2g&feature=related

When I was hit by the severe pain in my foot, I sometims felt like
I was going to faint. I'd rather faint! If I do, I wouldn't feel the
pain.

I say something that's not even a word nor the cuss word in the middle of the
pain, too. Like a groan of an animal. I bet even Igirisujin know for his
gentleman like attitude would turn into animal and groan like me.

I love it when ridiculous is used to express things in a good way.

>>904
Funny how you showed up three seconds after my post.
Why don't you check yourself in and stay there for awhile.
That might be better for you.

>>911
Oh, people around the world should kill Ausie to reserch what
their brains are made of.

Oh yeah, the Australian government is vehemently against Japanese whaling buisiness.
It's funny.

I heard about brave white guy from texas
who accuse aussie of their hypocrisy.

As a memento of my trip to China, I brought back a key ring.

>>903-904
That was an incredible coincidence.

>>904
Maybe if you put your whole foot in a tub of ice, it'll make it completely
numb. Either that, or just hurt from being too cold. How are the nurses? Is
the young one still antisocial? Oh, and nice use of metaphor. Hope it really
does feel better soon.

>>909
I probably use the word "sunnies" but not any of those other words. Anyway, all countries have their own slang words, I'm sure I wouldn't understand a lot of American slang.

>>911
Umm...that's not racist. It's a satire.

Cuss words are curse words?
What's the difference?

There isn't one.

>>921
No difference. I think "Cuss" is an American word.

>>914
Oh, I missed your post of 903.
lol, just three seconds difference.

Chatting can destract my attention from the pain.
I'll let you people here know if I end up getting hospitalized.

>>920
How about if a Japanese M.C. suggest killing Ausie because thier nation is idiotic?
Let's go and ask the ambasader if it's ok to kill them all. ^_^

>>911
Wow this is disgusting.
Australians laugh with this?? really? It's sad.

I don't care. nanako will solve everything with pureness.

>>925
How does "anti-whaling" mean "racist" or "idiotic"?

SeaShepard is the joking sea pirates that are weak to America.

>>928
Never mind.

>>928
Are you the same オーストラリア人 who showed up frequetly
here about half a dozen months ago?
He is more likely to be pisse off than other foreigners.

>>931
No. Maybe I should change my name then haha.

He was, I mean.

>>919
>Maybe if you put your whole foot in a tub of ice,
Just reading this makes me faint. I have to keep my foot worm.
Cold is the archenemy of the kind of my pain.

Nurses are relatively nice. I think the young nurse is just shy and
is not good at talking so she looks brusque on surface.

Thanks for the nice comment.

>For example Spanish and Portuguese people aren't fluent in English.

This is not true. I think that some Scandinavian countries speak very good English.

Spanish speak good English. I am Greek myself, we all speak very good english mostly (at least in Athens and Thessaloniki, in the villages not so much... but still a decent level).

They think human shouldn't kill intelligent animals like whales. That's all.
No big deal. It's not like they are meddling with other people's culture.
People respect each other. That's the end of the story.

I don't remember his name correctly.
Maybe 豪(州)人 could be his name.

>>921
'Cuss' as actually just a difference pronunciation of 'curse' originating
from about two hundred years ago. It's very much an Americanism.

>>911

Oh, please stop killing people, even if it's a joke.
Some will be brainwashed like it's ok to kill.

I beg of you, Australia.
It's called murder. You shouldn't commit murder, please.

I remember there was another Aussie here who thought anti-whaling was stupid.
I don't think it's fair to blame every single Aussie who visits here for this thing.

It's just poor taste.
It's not even funny.
Nobody cares.

Greek, Norweigian, Swedish, Australian, American, Finish, British,
Japanese, Canadian.... This thread is so international.

Poor Japanese. I feel sorry for them.

Cultural Thread!!!!!

More English chat, less whaling arguments^^

>>938
I recognize your answers are generally detailed. Do you check or search
on the net before you post depending on answeres you post?

Perverts like me and hontamaki? must try hard.

The past minister's statement is that the atomic bomings in HIroshima and Nagasaki are something that couldn't be helped.
When I knew the fiasco of the minister, I couldn't avoid but explode with laghter.

I sometimes think that "shikoku" island look like Australia.

>>945

Agreed.

>>911
Is it really broadcast by the national broadcasting system?
Gee, I'd be ashamed of my Garvernment if it gave a green light
to broadcast a shitty program like this.

>オーストラリア人
I don't think you agree the way it is like in the video clip.
But do you think most of you find this funny?

↑laughter
I've been so drunken.www

>>949
Haha you're right, I never noticed that. But there's no little Tasmania. (That's where I live)

>>948
The past minister?
You mean he or she is the minister of the past?
He oversees the past?

In this case, can you replace "he or she" with one word?

There is only one man in the australia called
crocodile dandy. except him, just crocodile, kangaroo,
and coala.

Hey 2ch, who is 'KGKGKG'? I see him around and about 2ch's various boards, especially the magibon ones at the youtube board.


Who is he? What is people's opinions of him? He seems to inspire much heated feeling among certain people.

Did he mean predecessor?

Yeah, a sting ray took care of him and now he is dead. lol
And his son got bitten by a snake and died... or not?

He shoud have said ex-minister or something?
past sounds dead to even my japanese ears.

Most people don't know who KGKGKG is, me included.

Former minister even.

>>951
I don't think many people find it funny. But it's become quite popular because it is so controversial.
I guess I find peoples reactions to it funny, sometimes I feel I shouldn't laugh, but I end up laughing anyway.
The whaling segment wasn't really that funny though.

Oh, but The phrase like past prime ministers seems to be correct.

Ah, I don't usually dislike anyone without a good reason to deserve it, but
for some reason, I can't help it. Why are they doing things like that?

Say, speaking to a stranger on the street in a language he/she can't fully understand
and attacking suddenly... that's just unfair and horrible.

I'll leave lebanse to fight against white aussies.

lebanese are master of rape.

Yeah, it's not about anti-whaling, but more about making fun of Japanese people.
Basically, white people find asian people as something of a lesser existence,
so it's a lot of fun to treat them badly and harass them. That's the point of that video, I think.

They do that on every show, that's why a lot of people don't like it. But they usually target Australians instead of foreigners.

>>956
It's a long story. But in a word, he's a "troll".

>>956
KGKGKG is like a roach running around in the kitchen.
Sort of harmless but poluting the thread where he goes, I guess.

>>967
Are you serious?

>>969

Ah, ok I see. Anyway, I am going to get some food then make a phone call.

>>953
Holy smoke. Tasmania. I know Tasmania tigers lived there.

I cutted out head of my penis with knife!!! OUCH!!

>>971
No- pupu Got ya!!

That must have been painful.

>>973
They do!! I've never seen one, but I believe they exist~

>>975
Aaaahh, I got trolled. Nice one.

>>967
Yep, white people are the lifted race.

That statement was stupid.
That statement is stupid.

Which is correct?
I think it was stupid then and it is stupid now.
Which one should I use?

Depends on tense.

Most Racist Australian Commercial
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRoCFlNfkQ

Ahhh, please don't kill a Chinese guy, even if it's a TV commercial.

>>980
right. that's what I thought.

>>981

Geeeee, another one?
Australia....

>>956
'KGKGKG'?

As far as I know, he is one of the youtubers. Not many Japanese
don't mind showing their faces on the Internet, but he is showing his face.
That's a nice attitude. But there are some reasons why he is hated among
some people.

While he criticizes 2ch saying it's just anonymouse boad less than nothing,
he frequently visits and posts 2ch. He even has his handle name.
He made 7channel to rival 2channel but nobody but him use it.

He likes foreign women, especially young women and girls, and tries
to impress them on you tube. That attitude is desliked by some
reserved 2channelers. He looks too aggressive and self assurtive to them.
In magibon's thread, too he tries to make a big impression of him on Magibon
so, hated by other anonymous 2channelers.

I don't know if he is a nice man or not. His handle name's trip code
seems to be broken and some people post rude messages pretending like
him.