Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 103

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Hey!!! you NEETS, nerds, Akiba maid-cafe frequenters,
Youtube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis, Yukorin enthusiasts,
Gloved hitwoman maniacs, Internet-addicted housewives-in-therapy,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, Losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, and Morons in the Red Square who believe Tokyo is the
promised land,

here is the place to have a blast!!!!!

I've got 2!!

Damnit, I actually wanted to make a new thread and break the ritual by posting
another first post. I wonder if people would have posted in it, or just ignored
it and created another thread. What do you guys think?

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so have we moved over here, then?

To the one who worships counselling in the last thread:

Trust me. It's not in their best interest in the long run either.

>>6
And why is that?

>>990
I agree but you might not want to send your kid to a councellor to find
that they start to blame you for everything.

blame me/you for everything is the start line.

BTW I didn't know that #1's cat was holding the empty cups lol

AA for Hilary is already made.
How about Obama?

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>>8
They won't start blaming you for everything, that's just your narrow-mindedness
coming into play. And even if they do, at least they're getting their problems
out, versus keeping them all pent up inside.

To me, that's a win-win situation either way.

I can only admire peple who has the ACTUAL EXPERIENCES.
so I usually don't listent to the councellors. They only
studies with the books. If what they say are based on the theory
with their actual experiences, I would listen to the person.

Do you want to learn baseball from the one specialist who knows the theory but never
played a baseball game?

counselors on psychological matter is the same thing.

>>9
Why is a SS (nazi) symbol on her chest? Lol.

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Could anybody update me on the election? I heard something about it being
more or less decided now, is that true? Who's winning?

>>7
It really depends on the counsellor, but if it's a stupid shink type of thing
that only does psychoanalysis and stuff, it can make the matter worse,
basically bacause they just teach how to blame clients' parents for everything.
However, it still works to make kids go out of the house and seek some help,
I must say. So I'm not denying all types of counselling here.

shrink*

>>11
Your analogy really doesn't work.

Counselors are trained to understand the human psyche, and many of them have
years upon years of experience. Just because you haven't experienced killing
someone, doesn't mean that you shouldn't advice against it because you've
never done it yourself.

Also, this entire ordeal with people getting counseled blaming their parents
for everything is just something that's been blown way out of proportion by
the media. Any country with a decent medical system has already weeded out
the bad and unworthy counselors.

Off to bed, will come back tomorrow.

IMO, I think have entirely new thing. put the whole thing in perspective.
try to do something you have never done before. cruise in a yacht, join a parlor game
club (such as chess, backgammon). Do something you have never done
before. seeing a councellor is just wasting money. I dunno there is a good
councellor in America but in Japan, it's not popular to see the counsellors.

I hope they would like you change in thinking.
there is not only black and white. There is not only win and lose.
when the time comes that you woudl stop saying this or that (always comparison),
it's the time! hehehe

If you think it's working for you, then that's great, but I've seen some people
who have just got hooked on shrinks instead of their previous problems.
With them, they are functioning in society, so that's better I guess, if it is
the real goal of their life.

I hope you would change in thinking ○
I hope they would like you change in thiking×

http://pc11.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/streaming/1202629304/l50

As I'm sure most of you know, this girl, MRirian, is a youtuber with the
aspiraration to go to Japan who's been posting staring videos. But did you
already get an update on what's happening to her lately? Since when she changed
her current living place from America to Japan, which isn't true for now, she
got uncountable numbers of viewers mostly from America. You know, America is a
superpower and its people are so arrogant that the majority of them'd never accept
other cultures, especially if it's Japan - they call those with interest in Japanese
stuff weeaboos and bash them. Well, um, that's not the point here, hehe.
What I'm here for is to inform you that MRirian was finally asked to come to Japan by
an IT company named Gyao. (personally the staff members sound/look really disgusting, though).
Anyways, check the link I put above. I think it's her choice whether or not accepting the offer,
but some of the residents in the thread have been asking for more. They ask about every move she
made and make a big deal. That's gross. Like they start to edit wikipedia and make some graphic stuff
to entertain her for the valentain's day or something. From an objective viewpoint, the way
they are making a big deal is quite disgusting and giving me the creeps. And the attitude Magibon
took so far? It was quite stupid, too. She wouldn't listen to anyone if s/he take nuetral opinions,
just ignore most of them. The only ones left there were fanatics like
"come to japan!! you are kawaii!". Oh, Pathetic. That's why Japanese males are being the target of
laughter. But come to think of it, miserable kinds of Japanese old males and MRirian are best
matches. Staring Magibon and poor Japanese. lol
Better lolz than Emily.

>>12
she is english descent.
so she is qualified to be ss woman.

If it's so stupid, why do you keep stalking that thread? I don't really get it.
Just admit that you are the biggest fan in that pathetic way and live with it.

and Emily is not related to the issue.
always you put the other's name. you always like to compare
two people or two things. That's the root of all evil. That's the root
of all the mistakes. they are all individual
people. They are totally different. Emily is emily she lives as she likes
and Magibon is magibon. She wants to be successful in Japan and nothing
to be compared with Emily.

i'm not her fan. but i got tired of her staring...
one pattern, no skill.
people get tired and get to want much more stimulation.
can she meet the people's expectation?

japanese males are just exploited by white young females.
easy prey. easy way to make money!
netstars like magibon must be having fun with a nice looking white guy.
dream on japanese ugly geek!

Magibon is getting more popular than Emily is.
Last I heard, Emily is living in Japan and attending a school for Japanese lessons.
What the two of them have common is they want to be a celeb in Japan.

Japanese people love to compare them, didn't you know?
Either of them is still only known to a small number of Japanese people who love
to read online articles such as "who is the next Leah Dizon?" and exchange their
opinions. Some japanese males have white fetish and, as I see it, they would open
their mouth to speak like "I'm supporting you, Magibon! So will you be my gf?" or
whatever. That's the way Japanese are. White girls with blond hair are the symble.

>>23
Well, maybe someone deeply involved with the whole thing has turned his nose.
The same root, isn't it? Some things change but some things never do. LOL

wake up! see the reality. watch youself in the mirror.
abandon impossible dream.
magibon becomes high-nosed and content by praise after paraise.
she cares only for herself.
essentially she is a bad woman!
thanks.

lol
maybe Magibon will be successful in Japan? I dunno.

that's true. Emily has some kind of air that people would hate.
I don't know what it is exactly but when I saw her Youtube, I sensed
her unnaturalness. Magibon? I don't think she is natural either.
she apprarently acts like one anime idol. but in any case,
as long as guys are happy viewing her, it's none of my business. she'll make
a lot of money out of it. otaku is a huge market in Japan lol

>>28
>she cares only for herself.
I knew it. She's been skipping and ignoring most of her response videos
except for, of course, the invitation video from Gyao.
I really don't like it the way she is. She's super-self-centered,
as if often the case with American girls, though. Sorry if some of you
are american girls. Probably it's a stereotype, but it's still true.

She's no Leah Dizon, either. She doesn't talk to people even when in English,
so why could she in Japanese? Impossible. I guess she's boring and making us
sick. Anyway, she has big boobs. So hopefully, she can find a place for
porn videos.

high-nosed was a direct translation of japanese 鼻が高い(nose is
high(long)), which means "being proud or up in the air.

She's no Leah Dizon, either. She doesn't talk to people even when in English,
so why could she in Japanese?
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is she autism or mentally challenged?
she seems to be living with her parents at the age of 21.
isn't it immmature for american adult? what is she doing?
she seems to be doing nothing more than part time job.

yes, i'm a male and much older than her and still living in the
parent's home. can't laugh!

>Magibon? I don't think she is natural either.
I agree with you. She's trying her best to pretend to be cute, staring.
And did you see the discription box in the right part of some of her videos?
She says she's embarassed uploading those boring videos. lol
Why do that, then? She knows how to make it like "it's embarassing
to show off my boobs to you, but I'll do it to favor your attentions, Japanese
boys, look at me! How's my figure? Drooling, aren't you? My boobs are yummy.
Eat them if you can!". That's her. lol

confusing. how many of you are magibon's fan?
or most of people here are haters? lol

MRirian has huge boobs and ample cleavage.
She should be the next Mariah Dizon (hentai porn actress).

>>34
If she signed a contract with a porn video maker, I'd buy her videos.
But it's a waste of time and money to watch her youtube videos any longer, personally.

hey native speakers, when you say long nose,
do you imagine hooked nosed like witch nose or typical jewish
nose?
http://images.google.co.jp/images?sourceid=navclient&hl=ja&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGLG_ja___JP225&q=long+nose&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
my supposition comes from the results of google images.

how about straight long nose? But we and americans have totally
different standard. so average american white's nose is too
long(high?) for japanese.
http://www.sptimes.com/News/020900/photos/nie-faces.jpg
do you think a guy on the left below is long nosed?
I think his nose is longer(higher) than average white's .
But his nose is straight and not hooked.
How do you explain?

MRirian has huge boobs and ample cleavage.

yes it's an objective merit.

I agree with you. She's trying her best to pretend to be cute, staring.

cute and innocent precisely.
but in reality she may be having fun with a masculine male?

>>39
maybe so.
but it's not what people wish. After knowing Yukorin's
innocence was just a facade, otaku improved their insight
little bit more than before. lol

Population of Tokyo is almost the same in number as in Moscow. But I envy to Tokyo, because it has much better transportation systems.

Moscow metro is just not enough. It's overcrowded during rush hours. It operates mostly somewhat old trains which have a passive ventilation and no noise isolation at all.
Monorail system is just a piece of junk. It said that it was constructed for Olympic games (it construction started before results were announced ― in the end Moscow lost).
Officials just got some money from it and the project was almost abandoned ― this line should twice as long, actually.
Though, there was a recent announcement that this line will be continued, and the price for ticked was lowered from 50 RUR (about 2$) to 19 RUR (same as price of metro ticket; ~0.7$)

He's finally back.

U.S. Marine suspected of raping schoolgirl in Okinawa
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20080212a1.html

Let's discuss our NEETness, nerdiness! Let's establish the Global Hikikomori Kyokai (GHK)!

>>43
that's great news!!!

>>41
But I'm sure you don't want to take a train during rush hours in Tokyo.

yo homies
im native !

>>3
Depends on the #1 you wanted to create.

You can show us what was your template as #1

Morons who insist 　旦　is empty, use your imagination.
It's just cold drink inside 　旦　not, hot drink.
Got it? It's a lot better to drink something hot at this time of year.

But for people in southern hemisphere, cold drink is just what doctor
ordered, obviously.

Protesting Japan hunting dolphins
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=4U27EtmiRRA&feature=related

Much better than hurting uni.

>>47
Native Japanese?

ウィンスコンシン大生

Tell me your opinion about the nevels of each auther below.
Biased opinion is OK.

Sidney Sheldon, John Grisham, Daniel Steel, Steven King, Micheal Clyton

Are there other popular novelists whose novel is always on the top seller's list
when published? I'd prefer entertainig, easy to undersatnd for English learners,
page turner. Any recommend?
---
I heard average American university student think they are eager to sleep with
attractive man/woman even if they are not going out but just friends.
There is a tendency to sleep with anybody attractive without thinking
about developing to relationship. They take it as a game. Is that true?

大王に見えたｗ

(　＾ω＾)

oppai oppai

あい　あむ　ぐれーと　てぃーちゃー

>>51
I doubt that dolphin is as delicious as uni. Then again, I've never
eaten dolphin. If it tastes anything like snake, then it's not so
good.

But even better than uni, I'm about to start baking a (hopefully)
delicious cake. All the ingredients are ready, but I just can't
find the greaseproof paper, with which to line the baking tins.
Anyway, when done, I'll post pictures, even if it turns out to be
a disaster. If it burns the house down, I'll post pictures of the
ashes of my home. The cake will surely be mixed in with them somewhere...

Maybe one day I'll make an unicake.

u r funny

>>58
Who taught you how to cook a cake and where does the recipe come from?
Don't forget to take a photo of kinky hair casued by the fire.

>>46 yeah, I guess it would be same thing as in Moscow metro, after all.
I hate when I have to wait for another overcrowded train, because the crowd on platform was too big.

lol that's nice! you are busy do DIY and bake cake in a day! ^^

i like a japanese author Miura Ayako.
she was a christian.
her books are pulished in english as well.
a few of those books are; lady garacia, shiokari touge, so on.
you can read flawlessly because her writing is so attractive.

obama won!

One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cup vegetable oil. Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste. Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice. Fish shaped volatile.
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish. One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resins. Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments. Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.' Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb. One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One large rhubarb. One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector. Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents,
and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

do you know the word "itai"? that's 痛い (it hurts)
but as a slang, we use it to other's circumstances.
we often use it when we talk about someone's gossip.

"oh he is itai" means he is overdoing. or he is unnaturally
doing something. If she'd wear something too fashonable which doesn't suit
her, we say "oh she's itai". By using this word, itai, we can even disrespect
anybody who is in a higher ranking, older people etc.

>>60
My great-aunt taught me. She can't bake cakes anymore, though, because
she is senile. She was a very good baker, and this is just her basic
chocolate cake recipe. Going to try and make the decoration more fancy,
though. Just turned them out on cooling trays...
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1182/cakes01nh2.jpg

More once it's finished. Two halves of an unfinished cake just isn't
interesting. Maybe next week I'll try >>65's recipe, and post the
pictures once I'm out of prison.

oh nice igirisujin-san! I would like to bake chocolate cake
by your recipe! yay! but I have a few questions;

what is "slash"
fish shaped cracker...(is it easy to get in UK? I wonder if I'd
be able to find it)
fishe shaped solid waste...
candy coated peanut butter....

oh man...forget it...there are lots of things har do find
in Japan lol

i like subuta chinese food
it is delicious
it is sweet and sour
i like it
i like it cooked at oosaka o-sho restaurant

by the way, do you like to share bodies with someone?
and do you want toshare bodies with me?
i'm not predudiced, so it may be male or female that wants share bodies with me.

↑this person is itai lol

I want to see a picture of igirisujinn-san wearing a flower-print apron.

>>71
me too. I wanna taste the chocolate cake of his.

>>67
I think your aunt is happy that she passed down the recipe to you.

You can have it every day and still it looks it'll last two weeks.
Or maybe you give some to your neighbor and she falls in love with you
and started live together, less than a year she deliver your baby.
Congratulations on your being daddy.

He is a father of seven children, if I remember correctly.

father? you mean my father? "Daddy Long Legs" in UK?

my favorite guys;

小浜くん（from US)
倉内くん (from UK)
刑期くん (he is now in prison)

lol maybe it's not funny hehe

oh and one more I like

惜染無さん（from all nippon soccer and he is barely surviving)

痛いmeans 無理してる、right?
but how do you say 無理するin english? maybe
forcibly or overwork? I can't really do the good translation for it.

>>53
>Sidney Sheldon, John Grisham, Daniel Steel, Steven King, Micheal Clyton
I haven't read any of their books, sorry! I do know that Steven King tends to be a little...weird. The story will be normal, but then there will be a really wild twist at the end.
My friend read "The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon" when he was in 7th grade, so that's probably not too hard to read.
Danielle Steel writes a LOT of books, mostly for women readers. She has so many books, that if you like romance and mystery, she's probably a good one to look into.
John Grisham is a Danielle Steel who writes for men. Thrillers, political, mysteries-- things like that. He's probably harder to read than Danielle Steel, but more interesting if you are a man.
I don't know the other two, so I can't really help you with those.
I know that Michael Crichton writes a lot of books. He wrote "Jurassic Park" and "Timeline" which both became movies. So, I think those would be pretty good to read, especially if you have seen the movie. That way you can follow along.

>痛いmeans 無理してる、right?

I don't think so.　When you say someone is　痛い, you mean he looks/
sounds/is stupid, airhead while in some cases, he himself is not
aware that everybody thinks he is 痛い. Well, that's my understanding.

>>81
really? oh...then my understanding was incorrect.
but yeah, it seems like it. he himself is not aware that everybody thinks he
is itai (silly? I thought overdoing or focing something too much which is also silly)
thanks for telling me!

Just a couple updates on the cake (which is now finished)...
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/9854/cakes02hf6.jpg (2 of 3)
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/2885/cakes03ob4.jpg (3 of 3)

>>68
Those fish shaped crackers are extremely common in the UK. You can
find them at almost any shop that sells food. They're most popular
when people have guests or family over, to just put a load in a bowl
so they can help themselves (without costing too much).
As for candy-coated peanut butter, I think that's more an American
thing, so ウィスコンシン人 might be able to help you there.

>>73
That's terrible! One of my neighbours is about 90, and the other is
in her 50s and smokes far too much. And before anyone says it, no,
I'm not into anything of that sort.

>>83
lol, saitama- saitama-

>>83
that's amazing!!!

I just want to give my input on the whole "Japanese killing dolphins" ordeal.
Bare with me here.

I don't see how people can mean that killing dolphins for food is wrong. Most
people think that all human lives have equal value, yes? If so, that means that
the ones saying that killing dolphins is wrong, while not being vegetarians themselves,
are huge hypocrites.

Just because someone is smarter than someone else, does that mean that it's
OK to kill the one that's not as smart, but it's not OK to kill the smart one?
Also, just because something is very cute to many people, does not mean that
one shouldn't be allowed to kill it. Where are the people protesting against
other, less cute, animals' deaths?

I don't see anybody crying over the deaths of cods, which are caught in the
millions. Why is it OK to kill cods, but not dolphins? Just because they are
smaller, not as cute, and not as smart, they are OK to kill? Give me a break,
what kind of fucked up reasoning is that?

In the end, I think the people protesting against killing dolphins are huge
hypocrites, and deep down they don't really care about the dolphins, they just
want to feel better about themselves.

---

Those are my two cents, take 'em or leave 'em. By the way, I haven't really
read too much about this whole ordeal, could anybody fill me in on something?
Do they kill the dolphins very inhumanely and make them suffer just to have fun,
like many American slaughterhouses did back in the day? If so, I of course
think that doing so is wrong, they shouldn't try to instill pain in the dolphins,
just kill them quickly and save both parties' time.

>>83
>As for candy-coated peanut butter,

M&Ms?

>>54
>大王に見えたｗ
Does this mean that "you were seen by a great king"? I don't get it.

>>88
大王 is similar to 大生

>>83
I don't mean to flatter you but you drew the picture really well. The hiragana is very good, too.
I would binge on it if I were younger but now at this age, I shy away from
eating those colorful line, such as yellow blue, red, white because
they muxt have color additives.

>>53 wrote　ウィスコンシン大生,　meaning the university student of
Wisconshin, but　>>54　thought it's ウィンスコンシン大王, meaning Wisconshin
the Great, that doesn't make any sense so it's a little bit funny.

>>87
We only get the milk chocolate, peanut and crispy varieties in the UK.
Peanut-butter types only seem to exist in North America.

The dye used to make red M&Ms is banned in many European countries, and
cochineal (a red dye made from crushed beetles) is used instead.

>>91
Cool, I get it now.

So に見える can mean both "looked like" and "seen by", correct?

"警察に見えた" can mean both "looked like the police" and "(I) was seen by
the police", correct? If you can't say "警察に見えた" for "(I) was seen by
the police", how do you say it?

>>92
Why was the original red dye banned? I assume that it could be hazardous to
health.

But seriously, crushed beetles? As in insects? Wow.

hey native speakers, when you say long nose,
do you imagine hooked nosed like witch nose or typical jewish
nose?
http://images.google.co.jp/images?sourceid=navclient&hl=ja&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGLG_ja___JP225&q=long+nose&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
my supposition comes from the results of google images.

how about straight long nose? But we and americans have totally
different standard. so average american white's nose is too
long(high?) for japanese.
http://www.sptimes.com/News/020900/photos/nie-faces.jpg
do you think a guy on the left below is long nosed?
I think his nose is longer(higher) than average white's .
But his nose is straight and not hooked.
How do you explain?

>>91
>So に見える can mean both "looked like" and "seen by", correct?
Nope. "seen by" is　見られる

"警察に見えた" can only mean "looked like the police/a cop/ a police officer"
"(I) was seen by the police", is "警察に見られた

I am very proud of イギリス人 as a fellow citizen of Great Saitama.
Uni save Saitama!

I think this れる/られる thing is hard to understand for Japanese learners.

I remember I learned it at junior high and れる/られる　have
basically four meanings.　受け身(passive)、可能（possiblity）、自発
（volutarary? Idon't know) 尊敬（respect)

Dasaitama!

>>98
you're absolutely correct. It is the hardest for me right now!!!

受け身(passive?)、　先生に怒られる I was scolded by my teacher.
可能（possiblity?）、今日のパーティーに来れる？　Can you come to the party today?
自発 （volutarary? ) その話を聞くと、死んだ祖母のことが思い出される。
That story reminds me of my deseased grandma.
尊敬(respect)　そのパーティーには参加されるのですか？
　　　　　　　

I hope >>101 confuses you, >>100

I just tryied to remember what I learned at junior high.
In grammar test, we have to distinguish which れる/られる means
which of the four basic れる/られる meanings.

yap, auxiliary verb might be difficult for Japanese learners.

for me, English learner, conjunction is difficult...

>>67
Just turned them out on cooling trays...

what does it mean?

and
cochineal (a red dye made from crushed beetles) is used instead.

is this british joke? nah, nauseating.

Crushing beetles is forgivable.

forgivable but i don't wanna eat extract from crushed beetle!

Anontalk.com for English chat.

21st century is said to be a cetury of insects.
The amount of farm produce worldwide can't keep up with exploding world
population and prtein in insects is said to be a good source of
nutrition.

During World War II, we Japnese ate grass hopper becaus of food shortage.
Even now in some areas in Japan, people eat grass hopper. Maybe in
countries in South East Asia, too.

975 ：ViolentAJ：2008/02/12(火) 11:43:55
Japanese hate blacks and japanese women are sluts that open theoir legs easily to all races but blacks.

Think you dumb yellow idiots, it's not Blacks giving AIDS to japanese women, it is the non-Black gaijin that the whores love so much that spread STDs, as well as the faggots (okama in your language).

And yes, I am an "anti-semite". I know that the zionists were behind a whole lot of shitty things.

http://www.judicial-inc.biz

Who brought up this antisemitic still anti-racist site,
great site in the previous thread?
at last propaganda of liberal antisemitism got all the way to japan?
that's great! more and more people are awakening to the fact that
has been forbidden to tell in public.

http://judicial-inc.biz/1_master_supreme.htm
the owner of this site have a non white partner.
he is not racist. jews are always trying to label anti-semite
as racist or nazi, something like that and to ruin the arugument.

http://judicial-inc.biz/Bill_White.htm
You can see the column about intellectual giant of neonazi, Bill White.
I doubt he is jewish though!

>>80
Thanks for your response, but WAIT, WAIT!

>"The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon" when he was in 7th grade,
you mean 13 years old?? Oh my.
I tried reading this book before but gave up. I didn't think it was
esay to read. Most of all, I didn't find the book interesting.
I thought I chose a difficult book among Steven King's novel.
Since then, I haven't tried his novels.

I remember brother and sister or only a girl gets lost in the woods.
She is a fan of the then Boston Red Sox's closer...

>>94
The red dye known as 'Allura Red AC' was originally a replacement for
Amaranth (E123), which was found to be a possible carcinogen. However,
Allura Red is not recommended by the EU to be consumed by children, as
it causes hypersensitivity in some people, and may have adverse effects
on those with aspirin allergies.

The red Cochineal dye (used in many European countries) comes from the
cochineal insect, from South and Central America. France is the biggest
importer of the dye itself, but Japan is one of the biggest importers
of the insect. So for people like >>90, they don't have to worry so
much about colour additives which are red or orange from cochaneal.
So, >>90, I hope you find a delicious cake too.

>>104
When you turn something out, it basically means you empty a container
or something from a container. In this case, turning them out meant
turning the cake tin upside-down so that the cake would come out and
on to the mesh rack, for cooling. If you turn a bag out, you empty it
of its contents, usually by turning it upside-down and shaking it onto
a table.

Here's a picture I just drew to try and illustrate it. The first example
is turning out a cake onto a cooling rack. The second is turning out a
bag of fruit onto a table.
http://img255.imageshack.us/my.php?image=turningoutha6.png

>>110
ViolentAJ
you don't know there are too many swingers here who want to have
relation with black marines.
there are too many yegger too. wearing hats sideways and pulling down
pants are trend among foolish people, not small population!

>>113
you explanation cleared my mind. thanks.

turn（ひっくり返してreverse or inverse）　ｏｕｔにするってことですね。

>>114
You just like giving yourself wedgies.

>>113
Lol, nice drawing.

Oh, i didn't know inverse doesn't function as verb.

by the way you can see long haiered, skinny but big boobed
young white girl on 4ch right now. she is wearing t shirt and
Low-rise jeans. i can definitely see her big tits on t shirt.
she does it deliberately.

is she jennifer love hewitt?

>>118
URL　plz

http://www.ntv.co.jp/oc/
I got it!
big boob chick is in the front center!
Whey are they so sickly beautiful?

http://www.ntv.co.jp/oc/cast/marissa.html
wow. she looks too mature. she looks old for her age...
and she is british... lol
looks like typical american celeb chick...

http://www.ntv.co.jp/oc/cast/ryan.html
is he handsome or cute in america?
he looks average or below average...
his atmosphere kind of looks like otaku like me.

>>120
it's great

I think notion of pathology comes from their too skinny body,
and too long limbs, still big boobs!

>>113
you seem to have a talent for drawing.

>>112
Yeah, 13 years old...I've never read it, so I don't know for sure how
easy it is to read. Maybe try reading Harry Potter or something? The
authors you mentioned write books mainly for adults, so that might make
the reading level harder. I don't read the books, because I don't find them
interesting.
One of my favorite books is "The Golden Compass." It's by Phillip Pullman,
and is an adventure story about a 12 year old girl, and kids around that
age read it for the story. There's a lot of metaphors in there for religion
and stuff, but I just thought it was an interesting story. You might look
into that, but there are some big words that Phillip Pullman makes up:
names like Pantalaimon, and objects like the Alethiometer, and they use
Anbaric Power (electricity). It takes place in another Universe, that's why.

>>112
>About university students who want to sleep with everyone
A lot of people go into college thinking that "everyone gets to sleep
with people in college." So some of them probably ARE out to get as
many people to sleep with as they can. Most of my friends and people that
I know want relationships before it. But a lot of people in university
know that they want a relationship "sometime" in the future, and so
they will have small relationships that only last for a short amount
of time, where the only reason they are in the relationship is to sleep
with the other person.

But most people that I know are like the kids in "American Pie."
Yes, they WANT to sleep with someone, but when it comes down to it,
a relationship is really what's more important to them.

Not steven king but "Stephen" king.

IT's like adele stephens or adele stevens. trivial matter.
big boobs matter.
of course adele is イギリス人's dream girl. typical british beatuy
different from lindsey dawn mckenzie.

http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20080213a1.html

>A U.S. Marine who allegedly raped a 14-year-old Okinawa girl was turned over
>to prosecutors Tuesday in a case that has prompted government officials to
>voice outrage and warn the incident could affect the Japan-U.S. alliance
>and the reorganization of U.S. bases in the prefecture.

>The arrest Monday of Staff Sgt. Tyrone Hadnott, 38, for the suspected rape of
>a local junior high school girl Sunday night has rekindled memories of the 1995
>gang rape of a 12-year-old Okinawa girl by three U.S. servicemen, an incident
>that triggered mass resentment against the U.S. military presence in Okinawa.

Even in Okinawa, one of the peaceful prefectures of Japan, happened this kind of rape issue,
it's an easy guess things are more serious in Iraq.

>>121
Ah, she's so damned hot. I'd do her makeup anytime, if you know what I mean.

What's your opinion about Green Peace the biggest eco terrorist?

egologist

Poor Okinawan girls. They are threatened by U.S Marines, who are in
Okinawa because they are supposed to work for peace.
I'm really sorry to hear the news and feel resemtment to America.

>>83
Your saitamacake is awesome!

>>68
>>65 is a recipe of a delicious cake from Portal.
"slash" means "/", i.e. "three slash four" actually means "3/4".
Enjoy your geosynthetic membranes.

>>131
are you a make up artist?

>>132
I think PETA is worse than them.

>>134
I don't understand what they are doing there, either.
No wonder the residents of Okinawa prefecture are against US millitary bases.
Japan should reconsider the way it is.

>>130
but iraqis and terrorists across borders kill many
americans. americans are victims too. americans always have to
be high on alert and often return with mental disorder.
japanese won't kill or intimidate american soldiers.
what a heaven japan is for american soldiers!

Poor U.S. Marines! They get raped by okinawian girls and then threatened and blackmailed‼
In this case America can cease ice-cream supply for marines, thus making them even more sad!
Poor peace-keeping fellas!

>>138
they are great presence for china.
japan is not ready to have our own millitary to fight against.
so us millitary is meaningfull during this time.

i admit there is something wrong with us marines.
but japan, especially okinawa is too ignorant and dreamy about
politics. silly.

>>139
American millitary force members are excusively protected by the unfair rules
they made against Okinawa, do you know?
They know they won't be punished for doing anything to Okinawan people.
Allegedly, they can get away from punishments even if they run over the okinawa
citizens. What are they there doing? To threaten Japanese people???
I don't get it.

'Western' furry community is generally hated and gets mocked and trolled.
(Mainly because of idiots who wear fursuits, who like diapers, who is just too fucked up
and believe in inner fox or wolf (yeah, their fantasy is pretty limited).

What about japanese "kemono" society?

>>142
I know there has been an unfair treaty which favors american
criminal.
but not being punished is exaggeration.
many suspects have been convicted and thrown to jail.

Okinawa is the victim.

Haaa, America is a land of freedom. Its people have the right
to do anything they like all over the world. Yay, freedom.

everybody hesitate to say this notion.
but i want to say.
how does victicm girl get to know black? marine?
was she merely attacked or attacked after some relatioship?
did she show an unguarded point to take advantage of?

it's the criminal who is all wrong. but I want okinawan girls to
be more cautious.
unlike afghans, many okinawa people try to wear and act like
their imaginery american.

http://www.nhk.or.jp/daily/english/dailynews5.html

wow. is he a reincarnation of sadam husein or indian
charismatic actor mutto?

A random guy here that wants to know WHY the US still has active military
bases in Japan. Anybody care to enlighten me?

>>147
That's a good point. They should learn their lessons from this experience
and their parents should have told their children not to trust american soldiers.
The okinawan people are known as really calm and gentle, and at the same time,
very credulous.. But it's sad to teach them U.S soldiers shouldn't be trusted, isn't it?
I hope most U.S citizens have the guts to criticize even their own forces and tighten
the discipline to win the trust of Okinawan people. For now, their bad reputations
aren't cleared easily.

Has the US forces in Japan done ANYTHING other than cause rapings of Japanese
girls?

in the middle east and india,
ferocious man like lion is prefered.
especially in the middle east,
girls won't understand what is good about michael j fox and the like.

>>151
posing deterrence.

>>153
Upon the Japanese?

nonono. upon china and north korea.

America will be friendly with North Korea.

Marines are at the bottom anyway, right?

>>154
But you can say that again too.
bin lid teory(i don't know precise words) by Joseph Nye.
the theory that american military force is putting down japanese remilitarization
as well.

>>156
yeah, i don't trust america either.
so after all it's japanese own problem.

Do you guys know nude photos of Chinese celebs are circulating on the internet now?
If interested, check them out!

>>160
Chinese gals have small boobs!

Is it just me, or does every Asian female have a bush that's bigger than the Amazon
downstairs? What happened, did the razor never hit the mainstream market in Asia?
God, that's a huge turnoff for me.

>>161
Ok. You aren't interested.

>>160
Yeah, I heard the news.
Have you got any new information about it?

What do you think about Anonymous VS Scientology deal?

Pedos love hairless girls.

>>164
Of course i do.
One of the photos I looked at was a cute young girl, though with small boobs. lol

I'm not tantalizing. lol
This is one of them.
ttp://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/25/ca/10048224180.jpg
There are several more. I heard more than 400 pics in total.
But I didn't download all of them yet. lol

>>167
Did you?
I was a bit shocked that a young cute chinese girl exposed such a rubbish porn stuff.
I know the political situation and history of China, whereas lots of women in there.
By the way, who made or uploaded it?

>>169
To put it more exactly, it's Hong Kong girls. So it's a bit different story
from chinese mainlanders, i guess.

Anyway, the one that took those photos, I heard, was a famous Hong Kong
actor or something. Sorry, his name slipped my mind.

>>170
Cheers, mate.
I hadn't know about the detail of the news before you told me.
She might be sacked her job sooner or later, in my guess.

I read about this. Actor Edison Chen (Infernal Affairs, Inital D) took
his computer in for repair, where the pictures were then copied and
distributed. Eight people were later arrested at a raid on the computer
shop. >>168's image is apparently Vincy Yeung (at least I assume it is,
from what Wikipedia says).

Hmm, Chinese people might do everything.
In my understanding, they copyed lots of Japanese products
including videogames illigally. So I could imagine this kind of news
even if I was a little taken aback.

My question is that how to prevent this kind of actor or actress privacy.
It's quite difficult to protect from paparazzi or people who want to take their photos,
but you guys probably have some solutions for this.

>>173
How about "Don't have casual sex with your colleagues, and then let
them take pictures of you" ?

>>174
Urm... it's weird...
Usually, the colleagues don't allow to take photo unless they have sex.
What about you? How do you feel about this weird story?

ttp://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/25/ca/10048224180.jpg
i tried to ascend url or change the number. but i could see
no more than this photo.

>>175
Celebrities do stupid things all the time, in every country, so this
isn't really surprising.

a few days ago, this thread are deserted.

now this thread is gaining momentum. yeah!

you tripcoded users are all great. super stars of this thread!

heh painkiller man is finally hospitalized. bwahahaha
he should be happy and relieved by now.

I don't have a tripcode but I guss I contributed a lot pwahaha

>>179
And let's not forget that Mr. Smertemann is the *real* hero here.

>>179

who is Mr Smertemann?

>>179
yeah, I guess he is now surrounded by the nice doctor and nurses. lol

>>182
Same as "painkiller man" (and all the other names he has picked up)...

>>179
I don't know who is Mr.Smertemann either.

What the fuck? Did Mr. Smertemann get hospitalized? When? I didn't hear anything
about that.

>>182
>>185
I think it was back in thread 101 (or 100?) that someone from Norway gave
him the name. It translates to "pain man" so I thought it was appropriate.

>>184

No way. Mr. Smertemann is his nick, I insist.

>>187
Thank you very much, indeed.
I don't know much about him, but I hope he'll get better.

I only knew him as Anus Otoko...thanks whoever came up with that name!

what's the difference between over the weekend and
during the weekend?

>>191
Nothing, really... at least in my area, we usually use 'over' more than
'during' in that context. I think it's used more when explaining duration
of long range time. Over the next 48 hours, over the revious month, and
so on.

>>192
Χ revious
Ο previous

Sorry, little mistake. Anyway, it's fine to use either 'over' or 'during'
in that context.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but can't "over the weekend" actually mean "after the weekend"?

>>194
Not that I know of. Unless you mean when "the weekend is over." Then it does mean
"after the weekend."
If you did something "over the weekend," you did it on saturday or sunday (or both). If you did it "after the weekend" then you
did it on monday (or somewhere around there).
But you can say that "i'll do it when the weekend is over." Then you mean that you'll do it "after the weekend."

I'm not good at explaining things...so the short answer to your question is no.

>>132
This explains a lot about whaling.
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ2-2WzuDAE

I hate my current job. I have a paralegal degree but I haven't been
able to put it to much use yet. I currently work as an automotive
parts inspector. It's low pay, boring, and I don't like most of my
co-workers. Although being an inspector has allowed me to learn new
skills like how to use certain gauges and measuring tools and I
recently became certified to drive a forklift. So my inspection job
has benefited me a bit so I can't complain too much, but I wish I could
find a better job.

whale is cute animal. Japanese don't eat whale.
do we? I don't even see them in a supermarket.

Eating Dog in Korea!
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=H5K3QbE3fEE

eating dog in Korea is also the same. The average koreans don't
eat dogs, that's what I've heard. only few people do.

>>197
get another job. but prob need more certificate? and it requires to
have an extra work
for your spare time, maybe? or stay in your current job and
find something fun from there. maybe you are in the situation of
this. good luck!

Tonari no shibafu wa aoi
(The grass is always greener on the other side (of the fence [hill]).

I'm >>86, you should really read that post and tell me what you think.

Also, have any of you even tried to eat whale? It's delicious.

>>202
I think both parties don't have to compromise.
they can beat the opponents eachother. As long as you (in the team or group) have
one mutual opponents, your tie is deeply connected in them.
so as a mean of the tool, they can use dolphine, whale. whatever...
they can battle forever, prob they are too bored in life. lol
well IMO, I am so happy to be used by others. coz it means
they want me for reassurance.

it is rather ironical that being used sucks but once we know that life is up to you,
we understand life is something that we can proceed with a lateral approach, it is honor to be played for.
even you know his/her(the victimizer's) motive, it is honor
to let him do whatever he likes. and you saved at least one person's life with dead boresome.
and proably we can gain something a little from there too.

>>200
no. it's a more widely accepted tradition and culture.
it may have changed before and after seoul olympic games though.

but i think you can find dog slaughterhouse more than you expected.

some africans eat monkey and gorilla. eating monkey is rather sickenig for me.

dolphin is a local delicacy and very rare product.
most of japanese have not eaten it.

do you know dolphins are not angel at all?
they pick on and ignore their target. they like
abusing and molesting. very shrewd animal.

let me explain in simple words.
when one group or two people are there and they don't get along
very well, they need the mutual enemy. By having the enemy,
their relationship work out really well. So about the dolphine or
dogs activists, their activities are justfiled in order to be
the real patriot or something. they were not a real patriot before
doing this activities. They feel so satisfied by doing it.

>>206
haha I see. I didn't know that. thanks for letting me know
the information of dolphines.

Anybody here from Tokyo?

I'm wondering about the night life in Tokyo. Is it any good? How far will I
get with English? Do the Japanese girls that go out understand English, or will
they be intimidated by it?

>>209
Hollywood star would be treated nicely.
Are you an celeb actor?

>>210
Nobody from Japan has ever heard of me.

>>209
There are many blond american (or other) girls in Tokyo.
They speak fluent English.

even Japanese don't understand English completely, you would
still have fun in Tokyo. Don'T worry. The language is not
too important. 70% is our communication is connected to eachother by
nonverbal language, That's what I've heard.

>>213
Are Japanese girls easy?
I want to drill as many as possible.

>>213
How many hentai Japanese girls are there in Tokyo?

>>215
Don't be silly. Do you think you can answer, if asked the same question?

>>212
You seem to be misunderstanding. If I wanted to meet American girls, I wouldn't
go to Tokyo, lol.

Just because you can't tell which posts are mine, that doesn't mean
I am hospitalized. I'm back from IV drip treatment in the morning
today.

I couldn't sleep last night because of the mix of the pain and strange
feeling in my foot so I was awake until 5:00 am or so.
Of course I didn't forget to put an uho painkiller in my anus but
as I often say, that doesn't work well enough for the kind of pain I feel.

I remember commenting on イギリス人's Saitama cake last night, saying that
his grand aunt must be pleased to pass down the recipe of the cake to him
or things like that. And maybe a few more posts. >>112 to
ウィスコンシン大生 is mine, too.

The night before last night I couldn't sleep almost at all so, in total
over two nights I just slept 3 hours. It's odd that the pain or strange
feeling in my foot often starts before I go to bed. In the day time, my foot
condition is not bad (I'm not saying it's perfect, sometimes it's bad even in the daytime)
but before I go to bed, it starts to feel really bad. I think I need
to take a nap when I can in the daytime to make up for the lack of sleep
at night.

I saw my doctor yesterday and explained things to him and he decided to
put more medical ingredients in saline, which is IV drip injected in me.
I mean, total amount of salin injected in me is 250ml but medical ingredients
in it has doubled comapred to the first IV drip. The next time I see him is on
Friday and in the meantime I have to keep going to hospital just to get IV drip treatment.

>>189
I have been having severe pains and strange feeling in my foot coming
and going. So I go to hospital everyday to get IV drip treatment.
I was too frustrated by the excruciating pain there, I posted here to
vent my frustration. My doctor subscribed two kinds of painkiller but
both don't work enough. One type of painkiller is suppository so I have
to put it in my anus in the middle of the night before I sleep. That's why
I'm called Anus Otoko, named after Train man （電車男）.

If I'm not wrong, you are in UK. I heard that if you live in UK long enough,
your anal begins to look like Union Jack. I envy you.

---Anus Otoko aka Mr. Smertemann, painkiller man, anal haiku master--------

>>219
huh? you were here all along...

I thought you have hospitalized long time ago.
too bad your pain is not treated yet. Why don't you be hospitalized?
would it be healed completely by any chance?
It is not to make you feel better but I have a similar problem or
even worse. my pain in my neck is horrible. just horrible.
together with my mental damage. But I am barely surviving.

I think I would get well soon. Even I have pain in me, I just have to go to work
or school. I can't just stay home all day...that's only up to you. I can't go thru that
accute pain all over again, but it might come back to me on and off.

I hope you just get the treatment as soon as possible and won't come back
here anymore. I bet your nice doctor and nurses would treat you well.
just put your painkiller and posting 2ch won't make your conidtion better.
you need the physical recovery first.

>>126
I have read Harry Potter but I wouldn't say it's easy. Although
it's written for kids, it's fantasy story and not based on real life,
so for me it was not so easy to read. I can't believe Kids in English
speaking countries read it over night. Even the one as thick as 5 inches
or so.

Among them, I think Shydney Sheldon's novel is the easiest. Or Daniel
Steels' followed by John Grisham and Steven king and Micheal.
There are no fantacy factors in Shidney Sheldon and Daniel Steel's novels,
different from Harry Potter, it's easy to me. Sometimes legal terms
are here and there in Grisham's novels, so it's a little bit more dificult.
I've never read Michael Crichton's novel.

I wanted to know American's people's take on those novelists. I've read
someone say, Sidney Sheldon's novels are something stupid housewives
eager to read in the kitchen. Maybe his novels (and Daniel Steels' too)
are like articles of low rated tabloid newspaper full of celebrity gossip
so some people don't welcome their novels.

Thank you for introducing "The Golden Compass." I'll check it later
on Amazon. It sounds like the story is fantasy so it might be a little
difficult to me.

>>127
Thank you for the input. I guess at the end of the day, it depends on
you about how you act.

>>220
Thanks for sharing your story.

My foot is getting better but it's just inch by inch. It's very slow
process so far. My docotor said this past Tuesday, "let's hope we (you and
me) can get over your foot problem by keeping the treatment you have now,"
so that means my doctor's plan as of now is to have me come to hospital every day and
get me IV drip treatment.

I am not sure if I'll keep getting better under the treatment I have
now. If my foot's conditon shows even the slightest signs of deteriorating,
getting hospitalized is an option, I guess.

Just in case you haven't read my post before, I don't want you to
take my posts too seriously. I am posting here partly to practice
writing in English, partly to vent my frustration (I don't give a sh*t
how other people think of me, even if they think I'm nuisance or not), partly
for other this and that.

Forgot to say the most important thing.
If you need someone to have putting a painkiller in your anus, just holler me.

shithead　dogusaregaki

We found LuLu! she was at an animal center.

sorry, I'm just super happy and had to share...

Now I'm going to read some manga and go to sleep. lol.
Goodnight!! n___n<3

>>224
Congratulations!!!
How is her reaction?

Did they call you or you called them?
I am wondering if an animal center is a place where they keep stray
dogs for, say, one week and if nobody comes to take each of them away
to their home, they put them to sleep by poison.

>>222
ah...so your whole stories are just some joke.
haha. ok I'm not gonna take your words seriously anymore.
I shouldn't have taken any of 2ch seriously from the beginning.
stupid me lol

>>226
What? No, they aren't, he's just saying that he doesn't want to bring the mood
down, and that the main reason for him writing it is to practice English.

---

Please keep posting Mr. Smertemann, I enjoy reading your posts. I laugh every
time you put "uho" in there.

yeah my love sick is not healed yet.
and it would last forever. gosh. he is too attractive man....

then you need a uho treatment with chocolate cake.

>>227
You would change your sexual preference for him and go gay.

>>224
Glad to hear she's back. Hope you guys can sleep well tonight.

sleep well my little baby lol

stay sick, baby

I'll be in love sick forever thanks my little baby lol

actually, feel better for everyone's sake, baby

何言ってるかよくわかんね。誰か通訳して

粘着自重ってことじゃね？

ah thanks.

>>228
write poem or haku and give him chocolate cake together with it.
he would be impressed.

>>239
oh ok thanks I will bake cake for him tonight.

I wish MRirian made a video like this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgBZur-K7vY&watch_response

>>83
I want YOU in my kitchen!

In british, gay marriage is leagal.
So you have a chance.

While reading a book, I managed to doze off for an hour. Feeling better.

>>226
>>227 is right. It's not that I'm lying or anything but you need 2ch literacy
when you read every post, I think.

>>227
Nothing special has happened to me. I go to hospital every day and
lie face-up on bed and stay that way for 60-90 minuites. depending on
a nurse in charge, the time to get it done changes.

One nurse told me before, you can sit on bed and read book or you can do
whatever you want, but I usually lack in sleep at night, so I try to sleep
during IV drip time. I see my doctor twice a week.

The last time I saw my doctor (the past Tuesday), I asked him to
perscribe suppository type (uho type) painkiller becasue just one
suppository painkiller was left then. Now I have 13 more uhoish type
painkillers. So I'm ready to uho whenever I need to.

I don't know about other countries but in Japan, it's common that you
get madicine prescribed by doctor, at pharmacy or a drug store outside of
hospital. My doctor actually prescribed 14 uho type painkillers but
The drug store where I get prescribed medicine had only 13 my kind of
uho painkillers in stock. One short of uho.

One female clerk asked me if I wanted to get it delivered by delivery service.
But it's ridiculous to send just one uho painkiller, so I told her
it's OK, I'll get it when I come there next time.

>>240
If you really do, please take photographs of it before cutting it up for
him.

>>244
It's good that your foot is improving with treatment. Perhaps one day
soon, you'll be able to sleep like a baby (I don't know whay that phrase
is used - it's supposed to mean sleep very well, but babies often seem
to wake up and scream). The female clerk might have taken a fancy to you,
and was just trying to get an address. If she deposited your painkiller,
then it wouldn't be so uho, right?

Anyway, my main point was to ask which book it was that you were reading.

I agree that she was the key person who could have determine if this
would develop into a love story or accelate its uho madness.
Next time, you might get an XL uho because of her sourness, alas.

I like the cover of "The Golden Compass."
The polar bear is cute. As for the story line or the plot, I don't think
it's not so easy. But if you like fantasy stuff, then worth trying.
http://www.amazon.com/Materials-Trilogy-Golden-Compass-Spyglass/dp/0375842381/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1202904703&sr=8-2

>>245
I definately want to sleep like a baby or a log or whatever.

Who would want to be deprived of the pleasure of putting a pinkiller
in your own anus. Uho makes the earth go around the sun.

I'm reading "Flowers for Algernon." Only about 20 pages to go now but
I thought of giving up over and over again but I managed to
come this far. The reason I didn't understand it well was not because of
the peculiar misspelling of the character. I somehow felt difficult understanding
how the strory goes.

>>246
A security guard in the hospital might play a key role and he
might be a conductor of Uho maddness roller coaster.
Anyway, welcom aboard!

I am currently studying kanji and it is fun!

>>247
Ah, Flowers for Algernon. That book is banned from being used in the
school curriculum in some parts of Canada. Don't really see what was
so objectionable about it, though, from reading it. It's good that
you kept with it.

'Golden Compass' was called 'Northern Lights' in its original British
publication, but the image of the 'alethiometer' on the front cover
caused the North American publishers to change the name, for some reason.
They shouldn't judge the book by its cover.

I don't think being a log would be much fun. You'd just be laying there
with fungus and moss growing on you, and little insects crawling on,
burrowing into, and eating you.

Flower of Algernon was a pretty good novel. I loved algernon.
His pure personality.
I feel sympahty to his life as being used as an object
for the laboratory's materials for experiment. Everybody has his/her
right to live as a healthy human being but his case, his entire life
was being used for science?? or somebody's profit..or what...

I like the part where he goes ultra intelligent at a point but then his intelligence
starts to regress, and he is in agony and fear of losing what he's got.
But I think he is happy at the end, the way he originally is.

Or does he die? I don't remember the ending, actually.

Well, someone here is reading it, so let's not spoil the ending...

>>249
If you think it's fun you may be talented in learning Japanese.
Good luck.

>>250
Charlie is accepted by people around him when he was mentally
challenged but once he become a person with high IQ, people working with him
in the bakery become bad terms with him. This means that while he was considered
lower than his co-workers, it was in a way easy for him to get along with
people around him. So it may hint that mentally challenged people have
to be considered inferior to get along with people around them.
That's why it's banned? Just my wild guess.

That's an interesting story about "Golden Compass".
People seem to judge a book by its cover. I forgot the title of the book
but one puiblisher changed the cover of one Japanese classical novel.
They asked one famous illustrater to draw the book's cover . He made the
cover pop and the sales of the book increased especially due to
young readers.

>>253
Well, I don't know if he dies or not yet. Charie is the name of the man
whose IQ was low and then became high. Algernon is the name of a mouse.
Yeah, Charlie is a pure man.

>>254
np

Ah, just missed 2^8.
>>255
It really is pretty fun, and not always so hard either. The problem
for us forrennurs is we aren't surrounded by kanji all the time, so
it's difficult to learn the pronunciations from context.

>>249
Are you learning only kanji now? As in, not learning the rest of the
language?

The translation of "Flowers for Algernon" into Japanese is
「アルジャーノンに花束を」

I heard some people say this translation is not so convincing because
translating "flowers" to ”花束" which means flower bouquet is odd.
The "flowers" for Algernon might not be flower bouquet.

「アルジャーノンに花束を」sounds better as a title of a book than
「アルジャーノンに花を」so publisher translate "flowers" as "花束"

Well, I'd better try to sleep now.

>>192-195
thanks a lot!
very helpful information.
I once didn't really understand "over the weekend".

Can i ask another question?

do you native speakers use "seem" when thing is for certain?
Is the usage like "she seems to have married an american" by basing on the reliable
and objective information O.K.?

we japanese use "ようだ", which is equivalent of "seem" when
thing is for certain but usually through indirect means.

>>260
We usually use "seem" when the event isn't completely certain, or when
it is just assumed. If someone parks their car in a large car park and
comes back after an hour, they might say "my car seems to be gone",
because deep down, they know they just forgot where it's parked.

If someone drinks some sour milk, they might say "this milk seems to be
off", and then check the 'best before' date to make sure, because they're
not certain. If the milk is green and furry, they can say for certain "this
milk is off".

"Appears" is synonymous with "seems" in this context. You could say "my car
appears to be gone". It's still uncertain: as we know, appearances can be
deceiving.

from yahoo news "Senior Hezbollah militant was killed"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080213/ap_on_re_mi_ea/lebanon_militant
the direct translation of "Senior Hezbollah militant was killed "
would be "ヒズボラの上級闘士が殺された".　that might be unnatural but
let"s go with it please.

in conversation in japanese I think we would say "ヤフーニュースによると
(according to the yahoo news), ヒズボラの上級闘士が殺されたそう(よう)だ。"
そう(よう)だ corresponds to "seem".
we won't use the direct usage like "ヤフーニュースによると
(according to the yahoo news), ヒズボラの上級闘士が殺された",
which is too assertive and offensive even if it is true.

how do you native speakers talk in English?
which is more natural, "according to the yahoo news, Senior Hezbollah militant was killed"
or "according to the yahoo news, Senior Hezbollah militant seems to be killed"

>>261
wow. thanks. you seem to be my real older brother even though
i am definitely older than you!
hehehe. jok aside.

I really appreciate your explanation.. thanks a lot!
if you take consideration of my assumption >>261, i will be more
happy.

joking aside.

>>263
If you say "she seems to have married an American", it could be taken
either as you're not sure if the guy she married is American or not,
or if you see her with an American, and assume she is married to him.
I hope this helps you, little brother!

sorry
my assumption >>262 should have been.

When we say "according to" something, we usually paraphrase it, so
"according to Yahoo news, a senior Hezbollah militant was killed"
would be the one we say.

thank you.
white man of 184 cm tall, handsome and considerate guy.

兄貴！

he is not the type of uho aniki!
i don't like the guy with hundoshi!

イギリス人 must be more androgynous and beautiful.

ソーリー

I am uho I like being fucked in anal

for you my dear I will try to be a better man

>>262
In casual conversation, "Yahoo News" has more knowledge than you on the topic,
so you can assume that it IS true, so if you say "according to yahoo news, a senior
hezbollah militant was killed." You probably wouldn't say "seems to be killed," because
you have an authoritative figure telling you that it IS true.
"seems to" always leaves you with a sense that maybe you're wrong.
おいしそうなケーキですね！ "Isn't that a delicious looking cake!" or,
"Seemingly delicious cake!" Because you haven't tasted it, you can't
know for sure whether it's delicious or not.

I hope i'm using -そうです correctly. That's how I was taught it.

I am an anal analyst

thanks to you as well.

like before i said, そう is used as well to describe indirect
information i get.

in a way it's solid 100% sure because i heard from the reliable source,
but not my hand on information.

it's not solid 100%, I mean.

on hand information or my own experience.

if my grandmother died, i won't say "私の祖母が死んだそうです"
because it's my own business.
just say "私の祖母が死にました"

it depens on the situation.

if i stayed with my grandmother and was present at her deathbed,
i would say "私の祖母が死にました" .
when i learned the death from letter or something,
just then i would say "私の祖母が死んだそうです"

>>279
I can't think of a situation where I would say "my grandmother seems to have died"
Perhaps maybe if I was telling someone of someone else's grandmother died.
Situation: At the workplace. John is sad, and I'm going to tell people why.
"It seems as if John's grandmother died."
Whether he told me, or I heard it from someone else, I'm explaining on someone else's
behalf, so I would probably use "seems" in that aspect.

THIS IS MY FASHION

'Western' furry community is generally hated and gets mocked and trolled.
(Mainly because of idiots who wear fursuits, who like diapers, who is just too fucked up
and believe in inner fox or wolf (yeah, their fantasy is pretty limited).

What about japanese "kemono" society?

GM posts 38 billion USD loss in 2007!!!
How do you loss 38B in 1 year???

Interestingly,
Toyota and Honda reported record high profit in 2007.

>>283
Thanks to economic recession, they were forced to write off a load of
unused tax credits (which are only valuable if a company makes a profit).
They'd been losing money for the past three years, so if their losses were
even greater in the future, they'd lose even more.

Of course, the biggest deficit from a US company was when Time Warner lost
about $98 billion in 2002 or 2003, when AOL Internet's value imploded.

>>284
They'd *have lost* even more once they wrote them off or they expired,
I should have said.

What do you think of Chinese food?

It's cheaper than the ones that are made in most of the developped nations
such as America, Japan, France, and so on.. In exchange for its competitive
price, however, it's likely to be contaminated. Worst, you can't rule out
the possibilities that it's poisoned. In America, to my knowledge, canned
pet foods were poisoned and dogs that eat such chinese food were killed.
In Japan, chinese dumplings were poisoned. Fourtunately, those who eat them
noticed their bad smell/taste soon after they had a bite, so they weren't dead,
though tens of people were hospitalised.

Beijin's air pollution is serious. Many athletes that are supposed to participate
in the olympic, I heard, are worried about it. And the news says
American representatives decided not to eat Chinese foods during their stay in China,
because chinese food contains banned drugs. If they eat it and get cencered,
it will be a big problem. Personally, the choice they made really makes sense.

Chinese free is the key to success.

>>287
The problem with food in China, is that the country is still developing.
To try and make more money, farmers feed their animals anabolic steroids
(to develop muscle mass faster) as well as antibiotics (to try and stop
them from becoming ill in poor conditions), and it's these substances
which athletes are prohibited from using.

The poisoning problem comes from the use of toxic pesticides and fertilizers,
many of which have been banned in the EU already, due to negative impact on
wildlife and the ecosystems. Chemicals often seep into water supplies,
poisoning plants and animals which depend on it. In turn, the contaminants
continue down the food chain into fish, livestock, and even some vegetables
which collect heavy metals due to changed made by these chemicals. It wouldn't
be so bad if this problem was just on a small scale, but it's not.

>>286
Chinese food in the UK isn't anything like Chinese food from China itself. Like
Indian food, it's more anglicised - suited to the tastes of locals. One of my
favourites is a Singaporean dish that uses rice noodles, vegetables, various
meats, soy and oyster sauces and a few other ingredients.

Rich Chinese ppl don't eat anything made or came from China
They must know something...Haha

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Chinese food is delicious (I've never been to China and tasted Chinese cooking
there, I've only tasted it in other countries). Just talking about it has made
me hungry.

Which brings me onto something else: The only two Japanese dishes I've ever tasted
are sushi and the dish where you boil your own vegetables and thin slices of meat in
a mixture of water and oils I think it is, what was the name of that dish again?

Are there other good Japanese food that I should try? What are your favorite
Japanese foods? Pictures would be good.

Vip Star
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey6lWebmdeM

A Japanese business man took an expat from India to dinner.
Thinking the Indian must miss Indian food, the Japanese ordered
two Curry. Curry is very popular among Japanse people and available
everywhere .

They enjoyed the dinner and conversation that night.
The Japanese business man asked the Indian, "How do you like the dinner
tonight"? The indian replied, "It was really good. By the way,
What's the food called we had tonight"?

Holy cow...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moE3l9wKlFw&feature=related

Could you please tell me what Utada says in english at 4:15, please?
I don't know why, though, but Beckham's English is easier to understand for me.
Utada speaks too fluently to catch. Wierd.

>>296
Now bars are open from like 1 o'clock in the afternoon...

>>297
Thanks.

Some bars in US open from 6 in the morning...

>>292
>what was the name of that dish again?
Generally, it's called "Onabe", and actually, there are a lot kinds of
"onabe" dishes in Japan, such as shabu-shabu, sukiyaki, oden, and what not.

And I'm not sure this is traditional Japanese food, but I love Ramen a lot,
or fresh noodle. Japanese fresh noodles are really very tasty. I heard a famous
ramen shop chain named Santouka is doing business even in America.
Other than that, how about Gyudon? It's also really good.

>>299
Who goes there for a drink that early?

>>301
I don't know but I see alot of cars in their parking lots..Haha.

>>300
chinese think japanese ramen is a different food.
it's called nissiki(i don't know chinse pronunciation. it simply
means japanese) ramen in china.　and ramen originally means
the noodle which is drawn out.
traditional may be too far though.

should i say "extended" instead of "drawn out"?

Handmade ramen video. old school...

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=nR_kCR90cqU

Well it is now valentines day in the west!

I wonder how many people are going to off themselves this year due to being
alone?

alone? it reminds me of an old song by the band "heart".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRF1QyHtM1I
this song is a masterpiece.
these fashion would be back again someday.
mullet hair doesnt have chance though i think.

http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/4/45/456/456032/bono.jpg
is he still mullet or does he keep the remnant of mullet?

http://www.pulsemed.org/bono_mullet.jpg

bono gets old and fat.
his eyelids become thick.
he looked more european than today. very strange.

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/edison-chen-and-gillian-chung-naughty-pic-scandal/

How big imact this insident has made outsdide of Asia?
I got to know it in this thread and done complete research on the net.
I even got original photos put on a website.

Analogy helps to understand how big an imact this made on Hong Kong
show business. It would be like Justin Timberake released sex photos
with Britney Spears, Avril Lavine, Scarlet yohanson, Natalie Portman.

I'm Japanese and I didn't know this insident until I read realated
posts here. How much do you know about his insident, people in Western
countries?

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>>312
oh wow~ Magibon is so fortunate to receive such a card.
so it's like a message of 2chan's leaguer? how many of them I wonder.
they sent it via email? but does she come this 2chan often?
so the card was posted on Magibon's thread? umm...I don't know how
to access magibon so I just asked.

sorry I was silly.
I just went to Magibon's thread. I can kakikomi there anytime
to access her. Thanks

Australia Apologizes for Treatment of Aborigines
In a historic parliamentary decision, Australia's
government apologized for past policies that "inflicted
profound grief, suffering and loss" on its Aboriginal
people and stated its commitment to eradicating the gap
between mainstream Australia and its indigenous people.
The apology was aimed particularly at members of the "Stolen
Generations," the tens of thousands of Aborigines who were
forcibly taken from their families as children under now
abandoned assimilation policies. New Prime Minister Kevin Rudd
read the widely televised apology, which he hopes will help mend
racial divisions in Australia and herald a new era of healing
for the country.

it's like a joke....

YAY! Finally!

>>292
You should try uni.
http://d2.biggestmenu.com/00/00/a3/feb0df7fb66a33fb_m.jpg

>>311
Ah ha, the scandal from >>160-177. If a friend from Hong Kong hadn't
pointed it out to me, I'd never have known. This never made the news
here at all.

It is called 'Uni on Jack.' Nonetheless, the cruelty must be stopped.

So, has anyone here done anything special for Valentine's Day?

(Googling old girlfriends doesn't count.)

>>317
The color of uni looks different than it really is.
because flash of the photo looks the uni more yellowish than it actually is.
Uni is looks more orange than yellow.

Pointed it out to you? To be more exact, he attached those photos
to the mail, didn't he? :p Poor Edison. He was asking in a video not
to forward those photos.

I didn't know how famous they were at first but after some researches
I found out that they are famous to death. Among girls whose nude were
leaked, I like the girl who are less famous than others.
The girl who participated in a beauty contest in 2001. Her facial exression
is sensual and she knows what kind of pose and facial expressions
turn men on.

I found a video of her introducing herself in the beauty contest
and she looks just like a trophy girl. Who could imagine she is toying
with a dildo and she is looking back at camera in doggie style.
The gap is enormous.

>>318
lol

>>319
For your information, Valentine's Day in Japan is different from
Western Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day in Japan is the day ONLY girls/women
give something to boys/men.

One monthe later, which is March 14th, there's a day called "White day"
when in returen boys/men give something to girls/women from whom they
were given presents on Valentine's Day. (Don't ask me why it's
called White Day.)

If you are uho, then probably you can give a man something on Volentine's Day.
Maybe a thong, bikini swimsuits or uhoish painkiller would be good as a present.

What girls/women give to their love or someone whom they want to go out
with has changed over the time. First chocolate is the most popular then
now, everything imaginable seems to be accepatable rainging from
other candys, necktie, CDs to alchole.

I'd prefer something to eat with something else like a CD.
But all I got on Valentine's day today was IV drip treatment.

Man: Hey, let's have sex!

American Woman: Oh, I'd LOVE to, but I can't until we've seen each other for at least three dates.
Anything before that, and I'll fear you're not interested in my soul, just my vagina,
and I can't be used like that. I'll also expect you to pay for my dinner,
and after sex you should start thinking about our potential marriage
and how you can switch to a better-earning job.

Japanese Woman: ...Okay!

>>323
Well...that's true for some guys.
Others (not myself, but I've got friends) can go like this:

Man: Hey, let's have sex!

American Woman: Oh, I'd LOVE to, but I just want to dance

Man: Let's dance baby!

Woman: Are you kidding? Let's go have sex



Don't ask me how they do it...The story is exaggerated, but the basics
are there.

I don't get what's funny about the dialogue in >>324.
Women want the man to be consistent and keep insisting
the point which is having sex?

>>318
It will never be stopped.
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/7043/uniwt6.png

>>320
I've heard that the quality of uni is reflected in its colour, though
I've only ever had it at one place, so the colour was never different.
My friend from Hong Kong is a bit strange, though. When we used to catch
the train to get to university, he'd often play Train Simulator on his PSP.

>>322
Tried to do the Valentine's Day/White Day thing with some penfriends
last year (just as friends, though), for a bit of fun. Though they
seemed to enjoy it, I found it a little embarrassing. Anyway, today's
IV treatment might be the start of something romantic with the nurses.

>>322
Yes, well, but did you *do* anything? We already know that almost
nobody here got any presents...

>>322
If I answer seriously, in a room where I get IV, there are 10 to 12
nurses, and three are in charge of IV drip and sometimes walk bed to bed to see
if things are going well, otheres are behind table doing injections.
Among three nurses in chaege of IV drip, two are middle aged and
the other is young but the young nurse doesn't seem so friendly.

>>327
Ahh.. well, did nothing special.

Just wondering if I should put a painkiller in there before I go to bed.
I should have gone to bed earier.

>>326
Uni on Jackwwwwlol

>>327
Um, that sounds a bit rude. What I meant was that if you have a
boy/girlfriend, you have more fun things to do on Valentine's Day than
to post on some random board on 2ch.

So that means that those here are probably all single. No offense
meant, everyone.

>>330
None taken.

namida

I don't want to become NEET again!!
I'm scared of returning into awful hikikomori state!

>>330
you are the same.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=s5W2Vr6HU7s
イギリス人 said before that self-depreciation
and talking about the weather are frequet topic in
british music.

didn't you say before that you were a fan of Polic or Sting?
I love 'magic' by police.
sting's lyrics are feminie and passive. But i like it.

Englishman in NY is the best!!!

>>335
Talking about the weather is what we tend to do when we're stood at a
bus stop waiting for the bus, and making conversation with a stranger
who happens to be middle-aged or older. After taking a bus on Tuesday
(for the first time in four years - I hate buses), an old man at the
bus stop started talking about how cold it was, and complaining about
how late buses are. Talking about the weather and complaining about
things to strangers is very British.

I don't really know enough about British music to say what's normal or
not, though. These days, I try to even avoid it, because it's just not
good anymore. Out of curiosity, watched the top 10 a couple days back,
and some of the songs really put me on edge. After listening to a band
called 'The Feeling', I'd really like to set them on fire.

Anyway, though Police do have some decent songs, I prefer Sting's
slower ballads, especially Fields of Gold. They are quite passive,
but they do remind me of things that have happened to me.

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�A名詞＋一般動詞（〜する）（ｓ）＋〜　：〜が〜する、作用・働き・行動
�B名詞＋be動詞＋形容詞　：〜はどんなだ、状態・性質

［助動詞］
�C名詞＋助動詞＋動詞の原形＋〜　：〜は〜であるであろう、ことが出来る、、、
�D名詞＋be動詞＋動詞の原形←ing＋〜　：〜は〜しているところだ、途中
�E名詞＋be動詞＋動詞の過去分詞＋〜　：〜は〜される、作用を受ける
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［従属する部分と動詞］
�G接続詞・疑問詞・関係代名詞・関係副詞＋主語（疑問詞・関係代名詞が主語の時はこの部分は無い）＋述語＋〜　：従属の主語述語をそのまま言う

�H（for＋名詞）＋to＋動詞の原形＋〜　：従属部分の主語述語を簡単にして言う

�I動詞の原形←ing＋〜　／　動詞の過去分詞＋〜　
：従属する主語述語の動詞だけ見て文に取り入れる。動詞の持つ意味をそのまま使うときは現在分詞・動名詞。動詞の指す作用を受ける意味を持たせるときは過去分詞。

英文の構造は完全に把握でき、正しい英文を楽々作れます。

learners of english,
�Benglish is easy �Hto catch its �Imeaning or �Hto use it freely �Gas you mean.
�@language is subject and predicate.
�@There are three kinds about it.
�@I am in my room. �@you are in your room. �@We are on the earth. �@An electric heater is at my side.

�AThese tell existence.

�AI write. �Ayou write, too. �AWe exchange our �Ithinkings.
�AI have some red wine. �AI show my love to you friends. �Ayou welcome my good heart into you.

�AThese tell action and function.

�BI am happy. �BIt is cold away from the heater, but �Bit is warm by theheater. �BI am happy with your love to me.
�BI am good-hearted and �BI am good-looking
�Bred wine is really comforting
�BJesus is the best

learners of english,
�Benglish is easy �H[ to catch its �I[ meaning ] or �H[ to use it freely �G[ as you mean ] ].

�@language is subject and predicate.
�@There are three kinds about it.
�@I am in my room. �@you are in your room. �@We are on the earth. �@An electric heater is at my side.

�AThese tell existence.

�AI write. �Ayou write, too. �AWe exchange our �I[ thinkings ].
�AI have some red wine. �AI show my love to you friends. �Ayou welcome my good heart into you.

�AThese tell action and function.

�BI am happy. �BIt is cold away from the heater, but �Bit is warm by theheater. �BI am happy with your love to me.
�BI am good-hearted and �BI am good-looking
�Bred wine is really comforting

learners of english,
english is easy [ to catch its [ meaning ] or [ to use it freely [ as you mean ] ].

language is subject and predicate.
There are three kinds about it.
I am in my room. you are in your room. We are on the earth. An electric heater is at my side.

These tell existence.

I write. you write, too. We exchange our [ thinkings ].
I have some red wine. I show my love to you friends. You welcome my good heart into you.

These tell action and function.

I am happy. It is cold away from the heater, but it is warm by theheater. I am happy with your love to me.
I am good-hearted and I am good-looking
red wine is really comforting
Jesus is the best

These tell state and character.

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|/
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|）彡
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hontoni ureshikatta

Do any Asian women shave downstairs? I have yet to see a picture of a shaved
Asian.

can i go to bed with you.

I'm afraid most of them don't, unless they wear swimsuits.
I don't know if I like it completely shaved, because it look a bit perverted to me.

>>346
I don't mind a little pubic hair, but come the fuck on. Most Asians I've seen
naked have big enough bushes to host small eco-systems in their private areas.

Go for little girls then.

Who shot the gun?

I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no! Oh!

>>348
There's a difference between pedophilia and becoming a woodchuck.

Chuck Norris might be a choice for you.

>>350
No, I meant, in Chicago of america. Some student shot the gun, but
who did it?

>>351
And for you, we recommend pedophilia.

>>354
You are from Sweden, where there's approximately 2,5 women under the age of
60 that's not shaved, and YOU try to pin it on pedophilia? Also, since when was
having a bit of hygiene the same as pedophilia?

Go Pedo!

イギリス人さん
>>337
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=yUrzcaIaixQ
Is this? I don't think it's so bad. It sounds rather typical
british pop music like Beatles?
Do you mean they are mundane? The music video is creepy though.

I think talking about the weather is more rural village incident here in
japan.

it seems like there are three types of residents on this thread.
1)those who like to talk about public hair, boobs and pedo
2)those who like to talk about culture and some
intellectual matters
3)those who are generally intellectual but sometimes
cross the border

I belong to 2) of course. I don't deny 1) but I don't really like them
and I like 3) sukoshi.

>>358
JFYI (just for your information), it's "pubic", not "public". Just thought you
might want to know.

So what's everyone doing right now?

>>359
I didn't have those kind of knowledges
and I don't want to know either. but thanks anyway^^;

desert. NEETs are active during the middle of the night.
I have a normal life so I come around afternoon or sometimes
at night sukoshi.

>>362
Hn. It's 8:30pm where I am. I'm doing homework. T_T

I have no idea where you are.
is it in west coast?

Yup. SoCal.

you had a nice day today?

Was all right, nothing special. I'm single, so no special someone to spend the day with.
The weather was great, though. I sat out on the grass in the sun and relaxed for a few hours.
I'm in the process of finding a job (graduating college in June) so a little stressed out with interviews and all that. >_<
My friend's holding a party this Saturday, so I'm looking forward to just hanging out and having some fun for a while before getting back to reality. XD
What about you?

ah that's good XD
me? oh no~ terrible. don't ask me.
I feel like swimming in the water 24 hrs.
I have only 30 min of relaxing time now. I have to
go to parttime work in 20 min. I'm going to ask my superior
not to tell me unnecessary things anymore. It gives me too musch stress XD
sorry to tell you my complaint. but it got over my capacity.

Aw, sounds tough. >_< Where do you work?

Which side do you support, Obama or Hiraly?
I side Obama.
Hiraly said "I know how to fight against Repulican" while
Obama said "I know how to cooperate with Republican".
I like the mood he is wearing.
Hiraly looks scary even if she cries.

Yeah. XD

>>370
Her name is "Hillary."
I like Obama more judging just on personality. I haven't looked into what their actual stances on issues are, so I can't tell you who I would want more for president.

I like obama too.
I feel sympathy to him. He looks gentle while Hiraly looks
mean.

Obama is confident while Hilary lacks confidence.
that's why he said he can cooperate.

obama is cute.
I support him. Hilary should go back to
the kitchen and cook some political taste dinner.

alway somebody who has confidence, rich, well-fed
people are generous to poor, hungry people.

Funny how the whole world's interested in this election.

stupid competition all the time
HELP ME HELPE ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP MEEEEEE!!!

NO MORE DISTURBANCSE UNDERSTAND!!!!!???

>>377
We just don't want you to fuck up majorly like you've done twice in a row the
last two elections.

NO GODDAM STUPID TALK TO ME!!!

Please listen to my self-talking...

Here @2ch, I see many threads for teachers, tour guides, etc.
They debate over interesting matters, I become intellectually exited,
and ask in English "what do you think about ***? They seem to be doing good under the current system.
Do you really think a new reform will improve the situation??"
And then ALL SILENCE...
If you think you are advanced learners, you should be ready to argue in the target language,
you should be ready to take stand to my challenge.

>>380
Hey, I'm with you on that.
It's the unfortunate reality that the vast majority of Americans are stupid and apathetic.
I seriously don't want to live here anymore. This administration scares the shit out of me.

>>383
your pretty stupid too
calling the majority of Americans stupid

if you don't wanna live here, then get the fuck outta here
nobody put a gun to your head

>>384
Wow. Calm the fuck down, jackass.
If you don't believe that over 50% of the people in this country either don't know what this government is doing or don't care/aren't willing to do anything about it, you're living in a dreamworld.
And don't worry, the plan is to move elsewhere as soon as possible. Enjoy dealing with the clusterfuck that this country has become.

>>385
see your head all up in the cloud
you don't know shit

just name one country that has the government that takes good care of people

none


yeah, i think you should pack up asap and leave here
we don't want whining immigrants no more

>>386
Woo, putting words in my mouth and baseless personal attacks.
Thanks for making my point much better than I could have alone.

Great Saitama is the only one, indeed.

So are you guys over 18, have the right to vote?

>>386
Holland.

Another dumbass done shooting in AmeriKKKa.

>>391
Talking about N. Illinois?

>391　 That's Auful....

I love Japan. Because only yacuzas own guns!

Happiness is a warm gun!

Happiness is a chocolate chip cookie. And a glass of milk.

Yakuza rules!

philip anderson of answp?

i love u

ENGLISH de OK

>>399
I love you too

Somebody, please take care of my question on "come and help us".

しゅっぽー

come and help us...what the hell is that?

ぽっぽおおお

Hey Native speakers! Come and help us! Part 3
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1172797189/l50

さっぱりわからん。

ぽぱぼ
confusing for me.

I think generally people only want to do what they want
unless there is a necessity, commitment or accountability(but depends on
the person in this case). So when you want to ask somebody a favor,
you should compromise or listen to the person's conditions first.
but I don't think people are willing to answer your favor unless you'd
inspires them.

I posted >406 but I'm not >402
lol

in my school's case, when bad guys wanted to restart their activities with
the students the bad guys had been suffered, teachers required them an apology, the formal aplogy.
When you want to start over
something, you need to apologize first. ask to be forgiven then start it over.
that's just the rule.

this is not your school

the bad guys had been giving a suffering　○
the bad guys had been suffered ×

I'm so lonely. I still have to pass my exams, I'm almost expelled.
Nobody of my friends really cares about me. None of them tries to cheer me up.
All, that their words do, hurt me like if they were mocking me.
They passed exams already, so that makes us even more distant. They are looking down on me.
I have nothing to do with that. I want to run away.

Shoot them all or pass the exams.

しゅっしゅ

>>414
I have no good advice.
all I can say is to study.
don't do the cheating on the test!!! lol

>>415
This is not America. School shooting is their culture not ours.
Pass exams is only option.

sucking dick is always an option

shut up and buy American

please be strong and be happy

Damn, shoot some people and then yourself sometimes seems like a funny idea.
But one can possess smooth-bore shotgun only if he pass special tests and become a hunter club member.
After 4 years of membership hunting carabine is allowed.
Handguns are only for security agencies and government forces.
Sub-machine guns and other stuff is only for military and police personnel.

Pump-action shotgun with 6 bullets magazine is a nice gun. It's fast and easy to reload.
But then again, do I REALLY want to kill anyone? No.

>>421
Thank you! I will.

Hang in there.

But do not hang there. From ceiling.

>>424-425
So I found yous guys are no fun to hang around with.
Then what?

>>347
>Most Asians I've seen naked have big enough bushes to host small
eco-systems in their private areas.

lol eco-systems.
You are lucky there are no Dutch people here. If Asian girls shaved
their pubic hairs Temerature of the globe would rise 5 degrees celisius.

>>426
Tits or GTFO

>>414
Don't hang back!

Edison Chen likes to keep collections of his naughty pictures with
many women in his computer. It seems like Gillian Chung is his favorite.
Cecilia Cheung is the most sexy woman in all. Candice Chan is my
favorite. She looks like a good girl.

How about Bai Ling?
She's a bad girl!

Bai Ling? I don't know her. but was she in this scandal too?

Suzuki An used to have a date with Edison on one
TV program, "Koisuru Hanikami". An's pictures will be shown
on internet soon?

>>430
Candice Chan is your favorite?
She looks like a girl next door and she looks like a nice girl but
not sexy nor beautiful.

I want Mandy Chen as a sex friend. Her body is perfect.
I'll pass Cecilia Cheung cuz her eyes are blur as if she is drug addictive.
Her boobs is artificial. I hate the tatoos on her body.

Bobo Chen is beautiful but she is not my type. Her body looks good but
her boobs looks like sagging. her body is, too.

Gillian Chung is good. I like how she looks when her puusy was being licked.
Vincy's figure is that of infants. Not sexy at all.
Rachel Ngan is beautiful. I can't imagine she is giving a blowjob.
Her blowjob reminded me every girl do blowjob.

All in all as a sex friend I would vote for Mandy Chen.
I don't want to get married with anybody who don't mind being shot when naked.
I know all of the girls wouldn't want to get married with me, either, though.

Candice Chan is just an ordinary girl but
her expressions on her face was natural while
Gillian Chung has stone face but is like a whore even she has an
innocent face. Who is Edison's gf? or all the actresses
are his sex friends? wow...lucky him lol
I don't want to get married to those easy ones either.
or they don't mind being shot because Edison is an attractive actor?

>>432
She was arrested yesterday for shoplifting $16 worth of stuff at Los
Angeles International Airport. Two tabloid newspapers and a pack of
triple-A batteries.

>>436
Really?wow so many bad actresses in China lol
Edison is a Chinese Canadian though.

Vincy is her current Edison's girlfriend.
She is now 18 years old and when the photo in which she is taking a shower
was shot, she is said to be 15 or 16.

Her uncle or father is a bigwig in business arena and said to be
connected to underground world. Edison made a big mistake, He might be
killed by a gang in Honk Kong after many years when everyone forgot
this hype. It's said that he'll die of unnatural death.
Disguised traffic accident or something like that.

>>438
Vincy is his gf? then it's ironical coz her pics are
not very dirty. she was naked but looks pretty normal shy girl
compared to the pics of other actresses. So Edison wanted to keep
her clean because she's only special, maybe. Is that so?
she's a daughter of mafia...huh? then yeah, definitely
he'll die within a few years. Poor Edison.

ok enough. I don't want to spend more time watching
these-not-very-erotic pics. lol
but internet is dangerous. that's what I learned today. lol

>>440
Chinese and Corean die from being on internet. Like when they steal
e-sword.

Hey, can you count numbers in Japanese?
If so, you may find this video really funny.
In this video, this comedian says, he becomes fool when he say numbers
which are multiple of three such as 3,6,9..., and numbers including 3 in them such as
13, 23, 31, 32....

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=7pkipMNNuI8

>>441
Yeah, chinese and korean are really addictive people.
Japanese population of internet is not that huge yet.
and I don't think the number or the users would increase in the future either.
most of my friends own computers but not addictive.

>>442
lol it was silly. it gets funny after getting 30.

>>444
Yeah, silly and funny.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=ue-hxDhut1M

Here, he becomes fool when he say numbers which are multiple of three
and numbers including 3 in them, and he feels good sexually when
he says numbers which are multiple of 8.

When he says 24 which is a multiple of 3 and 8, he become fool and
sexually feeling good at the same time.

Is lol laugh of laugh?

>>446
Laugh out loud

Laughing out loud

>>443
>>Yeah, chinese and korean are really addictive people.

Lol, did you just pull that huge over-generalization out of your ass?

>>384 / >>386 is a good example of a native speaker who can't use
English correctly.

Χ your pretty stupid too
Ο You're pretty stupid too.

Χ see your head is all up in the cloud
Ο ??? See, your head is up in the clouds.

Χ just name one country that has the government that takes good care of people
Ο Just name one country which has a govenment that takes good care of its people.

Χ we don't want whining immigrants no more
Ο We don't want whining immigrants anymore.

>>450
JFYI, "we don't want whining immigrants no more" is also correct, and can be used.

>>450

I'm actually tempted to think he's not native, because

>"just name one country that has the government"

using "the" here instead of "a" isn't something I can see a native speaker doing, shitty English or no.

>>451
Hmm... it's a double negative, though.

"We want whining immigrants no more" would mean that they don't want
whining immigrants. Re-ordered, it would read "We want no more whining
immigrants". If you use "don't want", it would read "We don't want no
more whining immigrants" which, taken literally, would imply that they
do want some. This is quite a common mistake in English.

Judging from the enormousness of her thigh,
if you hit your thigh against hers,your thigh will be broken slovenly,KABOOOOOMMM!!

>>453
In American English (I'm not going to insist that it's the same in UK English),
"we don't want whining immigrants no more" is totally viable. It's used more in
spoken English, though. You shuold look at "x don't want x no more" as a set expression.

>>455
should*

>>455
Apparently it's more common in certain dialects than others, such as
African American vernacular, as well as in some areas of England, such
as East Anglia, Cornwall and by Cockneys. Though it's somewhat
accepted, it still gives the impression that the user of the phrase
isn't very well educated.

>>457
But then again, using American English implies that you aren't very well educated
anyway (ouch, burn).

I'm off to a party (it's about fucking time I got out), so long.

If you use "don't want", it would read "We don't want no
more whining immigrants" which, taken literally, would imply that they
do want some. This is quite a common mistake in English.
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do you foreigners know the most famous foreigner musician
in japan may be ex-megadeath guitarist, jew and zionist, marty friedman?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marty_Friedman_%28guitarist%29
he speaks very fluent japanese.
he said on the english tv program that he used to be scold
by his father for using double negative falsely.
he said in japanese "it's wrong, but true..." like that.

we can see frequetly double nagative as a emphasis.
my memory serves me correctly, the theme of the program
was ..... I can't remember. LOL maybe beatles.

in the program they pick up the today's theme song and
teach english from the lyrics.

Apparently it's more common in certain dialects than others, such as
African American vernacular, as well as in some areas of England, such
as East Anglia, Cornwall and by Cockneys.
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I don't get it.
do you mean "Apparently it's more common in certain dialects such as
African American vernacular, as well as in some areas of England, such
as East Anglia, Cornwall and by Cockneys than others"?

megadeath is no worthy of listening...
vocalist mumbling voice is silly.
I don't know what he is singing about.
But i know no value.
vocalist look young for his age. it's all which they attract me to.

About the "x don't want x no more" expression:

When speaking, people can say it, and YES you probably will coming off looking
very uneducated. A lot of times when people say it, it's being used as a joke
to make fun of those less-educated people. Such as hillbillies, hicks, and rednecks.
Often times using the stereotypical father coming out of the house with a shotgun
saying something along the lines of
"We don't want none of your types around here no more" and then he spits out his
chewing tobacco.

Basically -- people will know what you mean, but you'll sound uneducated. Don't say
it.

>>463
But then if you pointed out the double negative to that father on the spot,
you would most likely be shot at more than twice right away, right?

Question for those who know a lot of English.

"Easy does it"

What's this grammar? "Easy" is the subjective?

"We don't want none of your types around here no more"

hahaha. triple negative!

>>465
It's just an idiom... Don't worry about the grammar.

>>465
Correct. But it is a fixed expression so you can't really say, for
example, "quickly does it" or anything else. (Like 467 said.)

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=QkbA1mffY7c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUD9kAMhLPs

>>463

>Often times using the stereotypical father coming out of the house with a shotgun
saying something along the lines of
"We don't want none of your types around here no more" and then he spits out his
chewing tobacco

LOL I found it's so funny. and then he spits out his chewing tabacco.

>>467-468
Thank you very much.

I wonder what time you go to bed. do you sleep more than 3 hours everyday?
usually 2channelers go sleep in the morning and wake up
after 3pm? lol of course it's depends on the person.

725 ：Magi ◆U2cdYrhXD6 ：2008/02/16(土) 13:35:00 ID:Mm9mC5C30
I'm so tired. I have to sleep.
When I wake up, maybe I won't be sick. ^v^
おやすみ!☆

732 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/16(土) 14:02:02 ID:9v2gTAq70
>>728
Magibon, おやすみー
sleep well, dear. ＾▽＾

もうすぐミリオンviewのマギぼんVideoも新作と一緒に応援しましょうー
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcPaZUD9x5U

Magibon goes to bed at night oh it's pretty normal.
I thought she would also go sleep
in the morning and stays in the bed for about 8 hours or so.
she is so tired and needed to sleep. probably she had a tough day. lol

painkiller and hospitalized in the other ones case. and he
can finally sleep well.

What a pathetic attention whore.
People like her are what's wrong with this world.

>>469
What do you want me to say?

>>478
What do you think I want you to say?

do you know "Shiawase Danchi"しあわせ団地？
It is a manga written by Hasukoda (蓮古田　− I'm not sure if it is
read as Hasukoda...) jiro. I like this manga. It is a comedy manga that
somehow gives you two opposite impressions; we irritate and feel like
killing them seeing the couple being in a too miserable state. but on the other hand
seeing their tight relationship gives us peace. They are young
husband and wife 21 and 19, living in a danchi(small
miserable rabbit hitch. They are in a submerged tenth. He is bald,
jobless and naked all day. the wife is a quiet, hard working flat chest girl.
This bald guy is unbelievably silly and the wife are very patient but
in each episode, she become intolerable and tries to abandon him
but at the last instant she changes her mind and saves him. (all the episodes complete in one).
It is not worth reading but if you are bored, probably fun coz it is
good to know there is such a couple exists in this world.

>>480
Yes, it's good to know.
BUt what do you think ?

http://img.7andy.jp/bks/images/i0/07153880.JPG

here is the cover of the book.

Can you get it in English?

it's not a literature or art but it gives you
a peaceful feeling. it contains, laugh, sorrow, emptiness.
I still like it but some ppl say it is like a piece of shi*.
so depends on how you feel, it is surely a weird manga though. lol

>>483
I don't think so. It is probably too nonsense. It won't appeal
ppl in the world. Too anarchy sense of humor.

>>479
I want to make you say "KINTAMA".
What kind of girl that you want to fack?
I want to make a slim girl a nelson from behind and throw penes into her anus!

I'm also reading "Chichi to Ran" written by Kawakami Mieko.
It's a latest Akutagawa awarded novel. She recently received the Akutagawa
Award. It's a most prestigious award for the writers. damn she's so
beautiful. but but....i'm still on the half way so I can't be too definite
but it's too boring so far. Before Akutagawa sho used to be the best award...
but it got more and more inferior in quiality. I remember last Akutagawa
novel was very bad. The theme was the stuttering. I laughed to read a comment
of Ishihara SHintaro. He couldn't stand these kind of novels. So do I....
(I don't like Ishihara though...)-_-"

本玉儿 ＜---what is the meaning of this?

I gather you're a big reader..
What is your very best book in your life so far?

As for me, I don't have one.
Wouldn't it be great if you could name one in a definite way?
But I don't read books, so there you go. lol

But Yamada Eimi praises that piece of shi*.
I don't know but some people say Yamada Eimi is genius.
I wonder if she is. I read some of her novels and were good.
probably she has some odd sence and I can't be aggreable with her
comment. I don't like Murakami Ryu either but reading his novels..
I would agree he is good too. But I can't stand Murakami Ryu. the way
he talks etc....

>>485
Is it even popular in Japan?
Ive never heard of it.
Can I find one in a small bookstore?

I don't know it depends on the situation you know, you feel
sympathy to a certain novel if the hero would be in a same
situation with you or thye wisdom in the book inspires you
and you are so impressed to it.

>>486
What is a nelson?
You want to make a slim girl a nelson.
What does that mean?

>>491
LOL
I don't think it is a popular manga even in japan.
It is so underground story.

here take a look.

http://piza.2ch.net/comic/kako/965/965297284.html

>>492
So your favorite book changes depend on your emotional state of mind. That's great.
What about now, then?

I take a bath sorry see ya

So, is Toshiba going to apologize to people who bought their HDDVD players??
Isn't it too irresponsible for them to just announce that they give up, and do nothing about their customers?

>>495
well probably French novel, uninawareta toki wo motomete
by Marcel Proust. just kidding. I always think I should try to
challenge it one day but I always think...ok some other time... lol

>>497

I think they are providing the checking and fixing service
free of charge. Toshiba's company style is very peaceful.

>>488
The elegant word, "HA.GA.I.JI.ME" means in Japanease.
You must study more hard!!

By the way, Do you think,which is stronger Yoko Oshita or Emi Takeuchi(-Japanese Girl Announcer both-)in a quarrel?
I think that Yoko Oshita should be stronger in imagination.

puwahaha

Oshita Yoko...she must be a virgin even she's 35. lol

My favorite female announcer in japan is
DO Mariko. The one on Music Station with Tamori.
She's cute.

http://sankei.jp.msn.com/photos/entertainments/entertainers/071015/tnr0710151238003-p1.htm

dasaitama vs chiba
(I would say saitama is better than chiba)

and

Tokyo vs Osaka
(tokyo even doesn't care of Osaka's existance. but Osaka cares a lot lol)

Kobe vs Osaka
(Kobe wins Kobe is my hometown)

Osaka vs Kyoto
(Osaka wins since Kyoto people are so mean! >.<)

Hello

SUCK MY DICK!!!

Bye

kobe is yakuza city. Don't judge it on face value.

at face value. I mean.

>>472
i wanna change this life style.
at least i wanna sleep in at the dawn of night... lol

>>487
japanese are a bunch of foolish people who tend to be
engulfed by media and authority.
they read the novels because media and authority recomended them.

>>490
murakami, yamada, yumi are the same piece of shit.
they think abberation are something cool.
very shallow novel.
people who suffered from real bizzare life won't boast their life.

they are too self centered, narcissistic and arrogant.
yean i admit murakami ryu has a good writing skill.
but that's all.
no content.

yumi,,, I mean yu mili.
pathetic, too self conscious woman.
ugly!

>510
How did you know that??!!!!

>>514
How do you think I knew that?

japanese are essentially lemmings.

I agree with you.
One of the proofs of that is WW2.
They just never stopped untill they got A-bombed, twice! lol

Shut the fuck up! You pretty rat!

>>502
FYI, she is a slut.
She got married!!

>>503, >>504
Is there such strong hate between cities?

Not really, since they all belong to Saitama now.

>>517
not brisk move. but they were under consideration of stopping the war.
america did too much that one could not forsee.
yeah, second is too much and too late for japan.

saitama used to be mocked by being called da saitama.
dasai means not cool or rural.
but recently it has changed its image better by
integrating cities and building landmark arena and a j-league team
hometown.

i think their soccer feaver is a attempt to secede from the part
of tokyo.

I personally don't have a good impression on saitama. cos
a decade ago trend of colour gang comes from saitama. yankey cornball
"jersey" saitaman rushed to tokyo and made havoc acting like tokyopeople.
tokyo's bad culture often comes from another prefecture.

and some silly drama prompted colour gang trend.
the drama name was ikebukuro west gate park.
ugly rural boys took fancy to kubozuka or nagase and
come over to tokyo and tried to imitate their life style.
I don't know for sure. but imagining them imitate tv drama
makes me feel sick.

スイーツ(笑) makes me puke.

>>520
NO.
You're so funny

Do you know "USIZAKI" ?
"USIZAKI" is the very interesting punishment that tore up a human crotch by the power of the cow.
It is a crotch of Yoko Oshita that I want to tear most.
Is the crotch of Yoko Oshita easy to be split than the crotch of Fukumi Kuroda?

Gross!
That's like the ancient Egyptian execution.

torture in europe was more harsh than in japan.
haven't you watched "brave heart"?

>>529
That execution was known as being 'hanged, drawn and quartered'. This
was once the punishment for treason in England (and only applied to
males - female traitors were burned at the stake). It was abolished
in 1814.

The prisoner would first be dragged to the place of execution, with
his ankles or wrists strapped to a wooden beam. He would then be hanged
by the neck for a while (but not long enough to die). He would then be
sliced down the torso (slowly), and have his entrails removed, often
with other organs. While this was being done, his genitalia would be
removed and burned in front of his face. Finally, he would then be
beheaded, his body cut into four pieces, and each of these pieces would
be displayed in a different part of the city.

Just a note that in the case of executions, the past tense of 'hanging'
is 'hanged', rather than the regular 'hung'. The coat was hung on the
rack. The prisoner was hanged in public.

In France, the method of quartering was different. The prisoner would be
torutured with hot irons and blades, then have motel lead and metals
poured into the wounds. His limbs would be tied to four horses, each
of which would run in a different direction and literally tear him apart.

Sorry, that should be...

Χ motel lead and metals
Ο molten lead and metals

Don't ask how how I made that mistake...

I'm not >>488, but I'd also like to know what 本玉儿 means.

It is quite similar to how humans slaughter uni today. How savagery!

burned at the stake
tokugawa dynasty killed christians in this way.
i once pitied them and accused the authority.
but in the long run , it was not all bad.

propagandism of chiristianity had something to do with european
colonial strategy. credulous native people were
easily deceived by europeans.

i always wonder...

when i pick up a carton of milk, there is an expiration day printed there on the top
how come they know exactly when it will expire?
it's got not only the date but time as well

i bet cows tip em off or something

>>534
Similarly, Christians killed 'heretics' in that way too. As well as
helpless old women accused of witchcraft, who were obviously able to
do as much magic as a dead snail. They just used cruelty in order to
frighten superstitious people into hiding behind the church. And paying
for the privilege, of course.

>>530
you are very knowledgeable. very heart stopping story..
---------------------------------------------
He would then be
sliced down the torso (slowly), and have his entrails removed, often
with other organs. While this was being done, his genitalia would be
removed and burned in front of his face.
--------------------------
how could have william wallace have said "freedom" in this situation.
LOL i know it's a fiction. still funny.

i read a comment in a white racist site that if white had been as
cruel as asians, white would have annihilated all the non whites.

i think they were ignorant of their history..
they accused dog eating too. but germans were eating dogs just several decades
ago.

that's right, baby
blue eyes rule, haha

They just used cruelty in order to
frighten superstitious people into hiding behind the church. And paying
for the privilege, of course.

is this wide accepted notion? very interesting point of view.
what's your denomination even if you don't go to church on regular
basis.

>>535
The time is printed so that you can know exactly when the carton was
filled / produced. Sorry if I just ruined a joke...

>>533
Yes, that's part of how uni is prepared. This is a method from my
upcoming recipe book, on how to make delicious uni.
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/6417/unihangtz2.png
(also I couldn't be bothered finishing it, sorry)

>>539
This is a very widely accepted notion, even by many modern-day
Christians. The Church extorted people into paying and donating
valuables by exploiting their beliefs. As for me, I was raised a
Catholic, but lost my faith. Growing up, I've been very interested
in local mythology, so I guess many people would call me a sort of
pagan.

>>537
To be fair, we've done a very good job of suppressing other nations.
Mainly those we could easily take advantage of, such as countries in
Africa, Western Asia, and the Americas. I'd hardly call our past
'civilised'.

>>510
>japanese are a bunch of foolish people who tend to be
engulfed by media and authority.
they read the novels because media and authority recomended them.

it's same everywhere, not only in Japan.
In my case, I don't believe media. or more like
I hate media so I am always against what the majority say.

>>535
Just gonna add on what >>540 said here: Expiration dates are set to be incredibly
safe. Most products will still be just as edible months, if not years after the
expiration date.

I'm gonna change my reverse lifestyle!
please cheer me up!

Go 544 san! You're the greatest!

Damn. I went to a party (sort of), it ended early, and now I don't
know what to do. It's 02:00 here so it's not *that* early, but I was
just getting started...

02:00? Sleep might be good idea..

Unfortunately, an idea is all it's going to be, at least for another
couple of hours. I don't think I've gone to bed before 04:00 for
most of this past week.

I guess I'll just read blogs and stuff until then.

Are you NEET?

>>549
Me? In education (barely), so not really. But it's not far from being
true.

>>550
Do you go to see American movies?
What do you think of American movies?

why did you all of a sudden ask about american movies?

coz I don't find the Amarican movies so good lately.
too much CGA and no storys anymore...

I don't go out
out in the cold
I don't go out
out in the dark
too tired to move
too tired to die
living in a nightmare
day by day

>>553
CGI.*

Couldn't sleep. Bleh.

>>551
I don't really watch that many movies, unfortunately. So there isn't
really much I can say. I would guess that it's easier to export a
"big and stupid" movie than one with a complex storyline, though...

>>556
Halla balla, kom nettopp hjem fra byen, men tror jeg døgner så jeg får døgnrytmen
i orden igjen.

---

The last good Hollywood movie I saw was 300, I think. Can't remember having
seen anything good from Hollywood ever since.

I recently watched Hanabi and Suicide Circle (both Japanese); they were very
enjoyable and watching them was good practice.

American movies are great.
I recently saw several movies. I liked them all.
They were Juno, No country for old men, Atonement and Gone baby gone.
I hope you guys see these excellent movies and think twice about American movies.
Come to think of it, Atonement is a British film. So, don't watch it.

ｵﾏｲらおはよう
KGKGKGさんにレスつけんのもどうかと思うんだけどさ
自分でFundもっててマギぼんのAgencyを立ち上げれたらいいなぁ(*´▽｀)
毎日働くのが楽しいだろうなぁ。。

ていうかオレも始めにここに来た頃、みんなでLaptopを買ってあげたいって言ってたでしょ
あの頃マギぼんの School Expense Fund (募金の学資ファンド)
があったらいいなぁとも思ってたんだよなぁ
大学のだけじゃなくていろいろレッスン系のね
(not only for college but kind of lessons !)

別に第三者(third party)がいて公正(fair)に彼女への寄付が出来ていれば
お金のことでこんなに粘着(less spams maybe)が湧くこともなかったと思うんだよね。。
その二つ、公正な情報(fair disclosure)と支援(supporting her)が
そもそもオレがwikiを始めたいって思った最初の理由(two big reasons)なんだよ

787 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/17(日) 08:32:13 ID:C5g0vW320
wikiは非公式ファンクラブ(like unofficial fun club)みたいなものにしたいって
前々から言ってたでしょ？
だから彼女の普通のwikiができても全然悪くはないんだけど
それだけではオレにとっては意味がなかったんだ。
だから今から思えば少し自分の意見にこだわりすぎてしまったんだと思う。
(I might persist in my iead too much..)

今はGyaOが出てきたからもう要らない話になっちゃったけどさ。。
(Now that fund maybe not needed because GyaO offers her.)

GyaOよ！マギぼんを日本の大学に入学させてやってくれ！！頼む！！
GyaO！ Please Make Use Of Her English Ability And Admission Office Systems !
Make Her Enter The College In Japan And Support Her！

そして"女子大生マギぼん"というブランドで売り出すんだ！
私立なら学校側もイメージうpできるぞ！！

I came here before going to mixi. lol
oh about Japanese movie, I like Pacchigi.
English title is this "We shall overcome someday".

http://www.brns.com/japan/pages1/japan41.html

Sawajiri Erika was cute in this movie...lol

Seems like film Director, Izutsu has 3 wives.
one is Chinese. lol one is for sex the last one is
his wife listening to his meanigless talks all the time. lol

I hate the movie theater. They charge too much for any food and drink.
And they play sound tooooo loud. I can't hear anything after come out from it!

Japanese movies are all stupid.
There is absolute no good, let alone great, Japanese movie, except may be Miyazaki Hayao films.
But they're all animations, so they don't count.

I think you should go to a ear doctor.
Your ears are too sensitive.
They require a surgery or two.

I hate the movie theater. Somebody always farted and I smell it .I can't go anywhere.

I think your movie theaters are exceptions.
Ones I go to are all very good.
I have absolutely no complaint about them.

>>565
well maybe Japanese movies are getting more and more poor in quality.
(before we used to have genius filmmakers such as Kurosawa, Imamura Shouhei, Fukasaku Kinsji...etc.)
but some are still ok. maybe you only missed the good ones.
the crucial point is that Japanese movie industry has no money.
without the budget, it is unable to make the spectacle films.
So naturally, Japanese movies are mostly about the self stories,
useless love stories or school events and scary plot with the
small caliber films. But alternatively, we produce a lot of interesting and
exciting mangas on the paper. it won't require any money, only
pen, ink and paper and authors' talent are needed. So we can manage it. lol

I hate the movie theater.
They always have previews for 15min. before the movie start.
I paid to get in and don't want to see it

>>570
how come? that is the most exciting moment
when I get in the theater. I love to see
previews. ^^

How much do you pay to see a movie?
Here in US, $10 for any movies.

lol
there is a dark horse winner.
How do you say "dark horse" in English?
in Japanese, we say "ダークホース”that's the unpopular
horse for the horse race. but contrary to people's expectations,
or just by luck, this unpopular horse would win the game sometimes.
lol that's really a "tanakara botamochi" situation. lol
(pennies from heaven - for the dark horse.lol)

Dark horse.

Speaking of Dark Horse, do you know who falls into the dark side of
force? Hint : he wears a dick-shaped dark mask, and breathes like
"shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shhhhhhhhhhh..."

>>572
really? US $10? that's a lot!
you are from Sweden? lol

here is like...US$13 but we have many discount days.
So we usually go to the theater when there is a discount.

>>575
so when you are in a "spirit of abandon" situation,
you can do anything. then you'd buy a ticket for the most unpopular
horse, and then by luck, that horse wins. you really don't know
what happens in your life lol

Anyone watches a Korean movie???
I don't.

I watch Korean movies.
They are better than Japanese ones.

oh yes! I love Korean movies. Chinese movies.
Asian movies are better in quality. Hollywood movies
are dead by now, Sorry americans...but yes. I feel that
after Tom Cruise is gone, there is no more exciting movies
in U.S. Jonny Depp yes, but he is not a viewy type. he is
a second player. Korean moview are really greeeattt. You should abandon
your biased view and try to watch asian movies. Those are great.

From your statement, I assume you think Tom Cruise movies are great.
Is that what youre saying?
If so , I agree.

>>573
that's funny lol.
But the most miserable part on unpopular horses are
they have been waiting for invitation, and once there is a voice
of invitation, they'd get so excited and go to the race.
I wonder if they ever have a chance to be a "seed horse".
if I were born as a horse, I wouldn't want to be an unpopular horse...
the life should be too miserable...waiting for the participation of
the popular race whole his life...haha

>>581
yes yes. Tom is the only one who would
serve US film industry as the backbone..

OH I love Tom very much. I miss him....

I love Tom as well...he's such a fantastic porn star.
I looove the shape of his torso & his huge cock.
oh my god I'd do anything for him.
I'd love to lick off all the juices out of his body.
Pits, pubes, god.... Tom's such a sex god.

>>584
...................-_-"
ok end of the story. don't ruin my Tom. He is the superstar for me....

What Tom Cruise are you talking about?
I'm talking about the biggest movie star of all time.

What the hell are you talking about?
Tom's ass is mine. I thought we all agreed on that.
He wouldn't care less about you.

>>587
Tom is minnnnneee!!! and Igirisujin-san is mine too!! - dosakusa
(in the confusion at the moment). Anywayz
you are fan of Tom too? that's great. I wanna say something to
Nichole Kidman "what have you done?" are you happy now?
I hate you and want to blame you together with dolphine's matter. (she hates Japanese).

What's dolphines matter?
What are you talking about?

What the heck is wrong with you?
Tom surrenders to my beauty. So does igirisujin-san.
As a matter of fact, all your base is belong to me.

old! vintage! used!

>>588
Oh you don't know...
Nichole Kidman's grand father was killed by Japanese during the war
or something and she has a deep hatered against Japanese.
one time when she was still married to Tom, she refused to come to Japan.
moreover she's a enviromentalist (claims she is), so she double hates
Japanese for the dolphine's matter. (for the antiwhaling activity).
Tom...I miss him. I hope he would come back to the film industry.
or at least, he should come to Japan to see us. He is a really nice man
Toda Natsuko proved his greatest personality.

>>591
I AM GONNA MOLESTE YOU AT FULL FORCE THEN.

>>593
Type vagina in the serch box of Youtube, and you can see a vagina with
lots of pubic hair. She doesn't look cute, though. lol

I don't think you don't like Nichole because of her stance against Japan (,I don't think she is against Japan, but who knows),
I think it's because Nicole used to be Tom's wife that you hate her.

have you ever eaten a vagina? How does it taste? Plane?

Well... I hope you burn in hell.

Nicole Kidman is neither beautiful nor elegant.

>>548
What kind of blog do you read?
Is it the one written by ordinary people or your friends?
Or other people who are the authority in a particular feild such
as Internet technology?

I read blogs written by foregin people living in Japan which is interesting
and let me have different perspectives. Something which I take for granted
is something new and different in their view.

>>599
kwsk

I love x17 and x51.org

>>599
It varies. Technology and news blogs, mostly. Not so much blogs of friends.

This might be interesting for you, this guy used to live around where
I'm from. (But I don't know him personally.)

Janne in Osaka
http://janneinosaka.blogspot.com/

A few others:

Futurismic: Science fiction and technology.
http://futurismic.com/

Language Log
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/

Bldgblog: Architecture, technology, etc.
http://bldgblog.blogspot.com/

Peter Watts, (really good) science fiction author.
http://rifters.com/real/crawl.htm

And a whole lot more.

don't crack up, bend your brain, see both sides,
throw off your mental chains.

>>598
But she is chillingly beautiful for her age.
don't you think so?
white people's skin is likely to get detereorated than another race.
but she keeps her beauty. I wonder what she is doing.

>>604
She has lot of money. So probably lots of surgery and treatment also.

Yes, her beauty is limitless!
I saw the movie "the golden compass".
She is in it, and seriously amazingly beautiful.
I never would understand what Tom Cruise was thinking when he decided to divorce her.

>>606
Nicole is beautiful indeed. Talking about actresses from Australia,
My favorite is Cate Blanchett.
Portia de Rossi is also chillingly beautiful.

Dark horse has been so active lately lol
she was probably injected some dope lol

>>606
She probably wasn't susceptible to Scientology. Just look at what he
turned his next wife into.

What up men!

>>606
Yeah! I completly agree with you. She's absolutely beautiful.
I regretted that having missed her film premiere in London last year.
She was with Daniel Craig at that time.

>>610
hahahaha

OH WOW
how can you read my mind?
I was thinking of using the tripcode as "noiroze".
BTW, how do you say Noiroze in English? that's the light state
of mental disease.

>>611
yeah, you really missed her. she actually went to your country
and what have you done to her? or you didn't do anything at all.
you didn't even stalked her secretly.
that's not called "fan". shame yourself.

*shame on you.
that's what I wanted to say lol

>>612
We would say 'neurosis'. Causes distress, but not irrational thought.

>>615

thanks! but is "neurosis" a popular word?
ノイローゼ is very commonly used in Japan.

>>613
I didin't do anything to her.
At that time, I did study English for Cambridge English Exam
in a library near the premiere, but unfortunately I couldn't see her.

In stead of her, I've been met some film stars in London film premiere so far.
Colin Firth, Jack Nicholson, Umma Thurman, Tom Hanks, and Morgan Freeman.
They had distinctive atmosphere.

I suffer from neurosis.
My newrosis causes me to believe that I am a loser, which is true.
What do you think?

>>617
Did you meet them? Who are you? Are you someone famous?

Oh, I made a horrible mistake...

>In stead of her, I've been met some ×
>In stead of this, I've met some ○

>>618
yes very true. you are genuinely sick and loser.
you've got to do something to change your life.
to watch the movie "L change the world" may give you some clue.
but I bet it's a piece of shi*. Death Note was a shi*ty movie
for children. same level with Pokemon the movie. Matsuken is
my current favorite actor though.

>>619
Yes, after finish studying my English, I caught a glimpse of them.
I'm just a Japanse bloke who take part in this thread below,
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1200712881/

Next month, I'm taking an English exam called
"Cambridge First Certificate in English(FCE)".
So I decided to write English in this thread to improve my English writing.

Are you saying your a fan of Matsuken? Ken Matsudaira?
Can I ask why? I mean he's got nothing to do with Death note, does he?

>>623
LOL
Matsuyama Kenichi.

http://www.cinematopics.com/cinema/c_report/pic/image/200612/061201041014.jpg

>>622
Yeah, that's a good idea.
I have same ambition. lol
I want to improve my skill in writing.

>>616
It's used pretty often, yeah. Lots of neurotic people around.

>>622
Good luck with your exam. The government is making it easier for
children to pass exams for foreign languages in secondary school now.
They're thinking of scrapping the speaking part of the test. At least
the one you're doing has real merit.

Kids these days have it easy...

OH Matsu-yama Kenichi!!
Ok, I got it.
So, now when people say Matsuken, it's him, not Violent Shogun.
I'll keep that in mind.

Ken Matsudaira is Kira. This is a secret fact.

>>627
LOL

Matsuken is cute. Kira is wearing flashy kimono?

>>622
You are in England? That's fantastic!
I watched the other day the show called "The Apprentice".
It's based on the american version of it, but a far better show than the original.
I DLed all the episodes of season 1. The show is seriouly one of the great TV programs of all time IMO.
If you have time, you should apply for it.
Im looking forward to your appearance.

>>625
Oh, are you Japanese as well? That's brilliant!
I've wanted to get the certificate since I knew the exam.
My final aim is to get "Certificate of Proficiency in English(CPE)", which is
most difficult one.

>>626
Thank you very much for telling me the news. I really appreciate that.
By the way, I'd like to ask you about your country about immigration.
Have your government decided to conduct an exam for immigrants?
Could you tell me if you know any further information for this?

>>631
Yes I am Japanese nice to meet you.
I would say most of us here are Japanese.
except one weird guy and another cool Igirisujin-san. lol

I feel that the hip of Youko Osita is very soft like a pudding.
Do you think so?
If a gripping power 100kg man grasps her hip with all his strength,does the meat of her hip come of?
And how about the hip of Mona Yamamoto?

I am Dutch!

In this thread, ask a question to a dutch man!

>>634
"go dutch" and "dutch wife" are two most famous words in Japan.
are you embarrassed to hear that?

>>630
Cheers, I'm in England now.
Though I've never watched the programme, it's very interesting to me.
I'll tell you my review if after watching British one.

Hey you misspelled something. It's program, not programme.
You don't need an extra m and e. You should be careful with spelling.

Why did I make lots of mistakes...orz.
this is the extract from >>631

>I'd like to ask you about your country about immigration. ×
>I'd like to ask your country about immigration ○

I think "since I knew the exam." should be "something like "since I learned about the exam"
What do you think?

And I also think "most difficult one" should be "the most difficult one"
What do you think?

>>637
Sorry, mate.
I must comment about a spelling difference between the U.S. and the U.K.
In American English, people use "TV program", but in British English,
people use "TV programme".

Program me! Help!

>>639-640
I complety agree with you.
Unfortunately, article and passive forms are my weak points.
That's why I decided to write in English.

>>635

don't really care. :o

>>644
You don't really care?
Ok.. then what do you think about this notion Japanese people have about Oranda people that they are tall...?
Are you tall?

Have you done cheeks commission with girls?
I want to do cheeks commission with Mona Yamamoto one of the skins peel off.

>>635
ic. I need to broaden my knowldeges in various field and have more precise knowledges about European countries.
for example, when I met one Belgium guy, only the famous things
popped up in my mind were chocolate and waffle. Stupid me...lol

<<642
I'd very much would like to help you
but nothing works out so far. you just want to control people.
could you just stop it? then I would contribute you. maybe

>>643
Shouldn't it be "articles and passive forms"?
I'm not sure. Help me, please.

>>645

yea, the Dutch tend to be quite tall. I am 185 cm.
Also, the women tend to be at least 170.

Sorry, I'm leaving this thread because I made lots of horrible mistakes.
I always deflate myself when I find these kinds of stupid ones, but I'll definitely
come back to this thread very soon.

>>649
That's exactly what you pointed out.
As soon as I pressed "write" button, I found out the mistake.

>>651
nah! don's say that.
we all make many many mistakes. and if somebody would correct your
mistake, it is lucky. whatever you do is fine, come or go, but
just don't leave because you have made some mistakes in English grammar or
spelling. I make at least one error in one line !lol

>>648
Thank you, but program yourself to place a >> correctly first, please.

<<653
your welcome. you are not kind at all lol

Don't be so difficult, please.
You are merely making youself look like some idiot right there.

Do you want to bite cheek of Mona Yamamoto,--female announcer?
I want to bite cheek of Yoko Osita and tear off the meet of her cheek!
It is my graceful dream♪

Ueah the point of writing English here is to improve your writing skills or something like that
so if you are afraind of making mistakes, how do you go about improving them.
You learn stuff from making mistakes. That's it.
Look at my English ww Horrible ww

>>656
Mona is very popular among guys in japan
but Oshita? Does she have any attractiveness? and you say you like Oshita?
probably you like Kuroda Chieko and Tomita Rika as well lol

>>652
Sorry, mate.

The reason why I must leave this thread is not only making English grammar
mistakes, but playing the guitar in a blues music bar near my flat(apartment),
which helps me to learn speaking English.
I'll come back here later.

>>657
Cheers, mate. I might be a perfectionist.
People in this thread are very kind of me.

>>659
yeah, people here are generally very sarcastic and mean but
once there is someone who seems to be inferior than us, we suddenly become
nice. just kidding. lol

>>653
Yoko Osita VS Mona Yamamoto
To speak frankly which is strong?

うざ

Do you want to make Yoko Osita and Mona Yamamoto kill each other?
I want to observe the fighting,eating grapes.

>>662
Hahaha. Can you speak English?
I was just fourteen.,but I can speak English.

ここおもしろいよ
http://www.weirdtown.com/chatroom/

I can understand >>662 talking in English even though u can speak in Japanese is a sort of weird, i c.

>>663
I don't want to do that.
But if someone should want to do that, what would you suggest that they do to make it happen?

>>663

9:名無的発言者 2008/02/01(金) 11:24:03 [sage]
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>>602
Thank you for the links to the blogs.
I skimmed through them and found out that other than the researcher's blog,
they are a little bit difficult to read to me.
Blogs dealing with things that I'm not so familiar with such as technology
things is tough.

If you are interestend in Internet web applications or new web services,
I think this blog is one of the best. Again, I'm not familiar with
technological side of web services, it's difficult to me. I just
read the blog once in a while. I'm just curious about what kind of new web
service is coming up.

http://www.webware.com/

Maybe Igirisu-jin has read this blog. You are interested in web design if
I'm not wrong. I'm thinking about creating one stop portal website
titled the most uhoish way of putting a painkiller in there for dummies.

That's not a compliment. I had thought tripcode freeman
was a foreigner.
his English was good and people of tripcode were always foreigners.
that's why.

by the way, can i ask a question about tense?
which is correct, I had thought he had been a foreigner or
I had though he was a foreigner?
the latter seems natural but grammatically untrue?

korean movies are good? they are called copywood. LOL
you guys only have watched good movies which are given some award.
movies like gumel seem very cheap and shallow.

"I thought he was a foreigner" will do.

australians threw japanese captives off from the plane and
reported they died from huger.
american took back japanese skeltons as a souvenier.
white allies reduced(killed) the number of japanese capitivies while japanese
took all the captives and couldn't afford them.
which is more humane? difficult question.

japanese tend to keep quiete and took on one way critisism.
they think modesty and calmness is merit.
it works only among japanese. silly people.

hahaha. But I gree with nicole's hatred toward slant eyed, one edged
eyelid devil!

>>672
what about the case of past perfect?

I heard large-mouthed devil julia, roberts hates japan.
why? she's never come to japan.

we don't have to overreact. But we have to keep in mind
that our favorite (white) celebes don't necessarilly like
japan or japanese.

How can so many people like Tom Cruise? If we look away from the fact that he's
a gullible moron, and look at good movies he's starred in, only one movie comes
to mind: Mission Impossible (possibly Mission Impossible 2).

The guy's a total schmuck, and his acting is nothing out of the ordinary.

PS: What's the name of the main actor in Hanabi? He is the single greatest
badass and actor of all time.

why is tom always grinning. he is handsome but lacks
matureness.

if tom was tall and small-faced and long limbed, he would
be perfect. in another word he has too many demerits.

I wonder why only tom has survived untill today kicking out
matt dillon and thomas howell and so on.

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t198/kally94wtj/cthomashowell.jpg
wow. it explains a lot! he is only a ossan, matured man.

>>631
Yes, there is a sort of test for foreigners wishing to emigrate to the
UK, known as the 'Life in the UK' test. As well as this, if your English
level is lower than ESOL level 3 proficiency, extra classes are required
(though judging by your level, it shouldn't be a problem).

You can read more about the test at its official site:
http://www.lifeintheuktest.gov.uk/

>>669
Thanks, I'll take a look through there. Just renewed my hosting, but with
a different provider this time, so need to reconfigure my databases and
re-upload some content.

>>671
To be fair, there's not been many good movies out of Hollywood lately. They've
been copying a lot of east-Asian movies, such as Ring, Ju-on, Infernal Affairs,
R-Point, JSA, Tale of Two Sisters, and I think they're also remaking Battle
Royale.

>>677
Takeshi Kitano?

Christopher Thomas Howell (born December 7, 1966)
http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t198/kally94wtj/cthomashowell.jpg
Thomas Cruise Mapother IV (born July 3, 1962)

wow, tom is older! thanks to the religion, tom must be keeping
his youth! and tom endowded a bit of youth to his his ex-girl friend.
worship tom and scientology !
he is a living proof of scientology.

oh, come to think of it, penellope? is also sexy and cute for her age!
girls who slept with tom get somethig miracle!

>>681
Commander Bill White(American National Socialist Workers Party)
said like the following "accept all whites regardless of legal or illegal and
expel all the non whites even if they are legal)
How do you think about this program?
Some racists condemned him for disrupting honest anti-campaigh
on illigal immigrants. and as a result he did so.

>>681
I think CG technology is shrinking productivity.
they tend to make everything CG and they don't try to
get beyond it.

there you go. some nazi freak again..

yeah, nazi freak but not nazi! thanks.

worse

polish population seems to be growing in the UK.
they are all whites and don't make big problem.

But they seem to stick to their culture and it might annoy
some british patriots. I wanna to know how british hate mongers
is reacting to white immigrants.

the notion of whites can be united
is very american thing and delusional.
american can't understand cultural and langugage differences among whites.
american whites all tried to integrate with american culture besides small
differences.
german americans abandoned their language and herigate during the world war�T.

>>684
I think the most acceptable way would be to accept people based on how
well they integrate with society, and to make sure they fully intend to
follow the country's laws and lifestyles. A lot of people expect the
government to change things based on their own cultural backgrounds,
which I think makes a country lose its identity. For example, if a
Muslim immigrant wants Sharia law to apply, they should stay in a
Muslim country, rather than complaining to our government. If the
Muslim immigrant accepts the way things are done as they are, then
that's fine.

>>685
You're probably right. People often overdo things when they're still
new or being developed. Like in 1996 when everyone had websites with
spinning skull animations and MIDI background music. Now it seems that
when a movie isn't using loads of CG, it's just ripping off something
else.

yes, of course they have close cultures like
christianity, democracy, and european civilization.
But it's not about race.
Russia and south-east europe can't get along well with
europe and USA.
and oddly enogh, racists prefer russia and serbia...

>>690
Thank you for the honest reply.
I think you are liberal but not super liberal like john lennon.
Your opinioin is very solid and down-to-earth.

I think john lennon style would ruin everything and people have to
start from scratch.
perhaps people don't take on lyrics seriously
just enjoying music and melody. I might be too stubborn.

>>689
There are quite a lot of Poles in my town, even Polish shops opening
here and there. From experience, I've found them to be harmless, friendly
people. They also work really hard. Back when I was working for an
outsourcing company, I was in charge of a team who had to input and
check over welfare data. Half the team were local people, and the other
half were Polish. The Poles took shorter breaks (by choice), and worked
much faster and accurately... and they complained a lot less too.

Perhaps it's because of this that many British 'patriots' complain about
them "coming to our country, stealing our jobs", and so on, kind of like
a nationalistic American's attitude towards Mexicans. If British people
worked harder, I'm sure they'd have less ttrouble finding work. It's not
the employer's fault that many Poles are good workers. And though they do
often group together, they also make an effort to integrate, and don't
whine about our laws and customs.

Far-right nationalism can be a problem in most countries, I think, regardless
of ethnicity. It's just that some countries have such people in power, or with
access to media, so it affects others in differing magnitudes.

I don't get why so many people are so narrow-minded as to discriminate against race.
How does race matter? Do all whites share one brain, while all Asians share another?
The answer is no. Each individual is similar, but also very different. Your race does
not decide who you are.

We all shit, piss, sleep, drink, eat, think, see, feel and hear. Race is worth jack shit.
Hopefully, some time in the distant future, all humans will have mingled so much that there
is only one bastard race left.

Imagine countries without borders; countries without racism. It would be heaven on earth.
Humans are too fucking stupid to ever be able to do that, but one can always dream, no?

But it's strange immigrants demand their own rules in the uk.
when in rome, do as romans do.
some immigrants themselves are very narrow-minded.
so some screening works.

i just scraped into the sophia university.
however,i cannot speake and write english.

sophia must be a good place to learn english.
but don't forget your identity as a japanese.

>>697
>but don't forget your identity as a japanese.
What's that supposed to mean?

イギリス人's veiw doesn't sound so liberal but reasonably conservative, which I think
a fairly large number of Japanese people could relate to, as we tend to have far
less imigrants and thus less diversity than in the UK. You might be aware of this,
but Japanese netizens, especially at 2ch, tend to have somewhat nationalistic
views on a lot of issues. So, what you see here doesn't really reflect the way
people that you would meet in real life think. I think that 2ch is the rightest place
in a lot of ways.

ok!
i wanna speake english.
so,i try my best.
my english is too terrible...

>>698
I suppose sophia is full of brainless women who centered on english
and tried to think and
act like foreigners.
that's my assumption. sorry if i'm wrong.

hello guys
i sold my soul to the devil yesterday!

>701
I don't know about sophia.
But I love to laugh at blond Japanese girls!

do you mean gal soneギャル曽根?

blonde hair won't match with her plain face.
But she dyes her hair blonde to fill up her complex.
malignant cycle.
the more she cares for herself, the more she looks ugly.

im wondering how big is gal sone's shit (ﾟдﾟ)

her existence is shit.

>704
Galsone is ugly but I like her.
If the ugly girl wears colored contact lenses
with bleached platinum blond hair, that's so funny!!

I like her. She eats food happily. It encorages me to eat more, though I usually don't have appetite. I really like her.

yes, her ability to eat is awesome.
but i'm talking about her looks.

i don't like kobayashi takeru either.
he is so serious and too narcissistic!
his superficial serious attitude keeps me away.

oogui is just oogui.

how can i say oogui大食い in English?

Oh,sorry. I do not want to talk how others look. Don't care me.

>>541
sorry for the late reply, イギリス人さん.
Your revelation of having being a catholic was a bit surprising.
Because I have a preconception that british are all protestants
or the like.
But come to think of it, Yes, I know pet shop boys's neil tennat was raised as chatholic
and made to go to catholic school. this experience prompted gay-neil
to write "it's a sin"
Oh, neil happens to be your neighbour. he was born in newcastle.
It must be near your hometown! Is north east England the bastion of
catholic?
Can you see a snooty man like neil walking around here and there in north east England?
He walks with his back straight and look down on people withing his sight.
Is it British? or Gay?

You were a pagan...which may explain why you are a fan of
Dragon Force.
I don't know about them. But melodic metal seem to be related to
ancient viking's era and paganism.

Do you know Dragon Force and X-Japan are compared?
Here is the thread in 2ch.
http://music8.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/hrhm/1202273537/l50

I like x-japan phenomenon(x-japan spree) rather than their music.
And I like toshi solo project. I want to keep away from the religion which
was said to have brainwashed toshi. But leader's music are not bad and
toshi's voice really get enhanced to the maximum with masaya's song.

>>711
Though Anglican-Protestantism is the country's official religion,
Roman-Catholocism is actually growing at a rate that will outnumber
Protestants within a few months, if not already. This is mainly because
of immigration from Catholic dominant countries. As for religious
demographics in the UK, it's hard to tell, because the census just classes
people as 'Christian', regardless of which sect. Actually, in the 2001 census,
390,000 of us put down 'Jedi Knight' as our religion, which would have put it
as the fourth largest religion in the country, after Christianity, Muslim and
Hindu. Unfortunately, the government didn't recognise it as an official religion.

As for walking straight-backed and looking down on people, that's more a British
thing here than what we'd think of as typically gay. Newcastle is quite a nice city.
The Gerodies (people from Newcastle) are generally very friendly. Neil lives in the
city of Durham now, which is even closer to my town. It's only a city because it has
a cathedral, when in reality, it has less than half the population of my town.

Hah, you must have been around a while, too, to have remembered what I said about music.
Even I forgot about mentioning that. I've found that melodic metal has many roots and paths,
some to do with Norse mythology, some to do with fantasy, some to even do with current events,
so it's difficult to describe it in just one area. Lyrics are often quite pretentious or even
'cheesy', but it's the instrumental melody I often find the most attractive.

(cont.)

I find Yoshiki's music to be very pretentious too, but sometimes well-composed. It's X-Japan's
ballads I like best. A few of Yoshiki's solo projects appeal to me, but not many. I've got a couple
of Toshi's solo CDs, but haven't actually heard anything done while he was with Masaya's sect. Is it
available to listen to anywhere?

My line-breaking judgement isn't good at all, it seems. The text seems to be sloping as the paragraphs
continue... oh well.

Thank you brother. Very informative and interesting story!
>Roman-Catholocism is actually growing at a rate that will outnumber
>Protestants within a few months, if not already.
I get smarter, thanks.
> Actually, in the 2001 census,390,000 of us put down 'Jedi Knight' as our religion
Amusing... In britain religious power seems to be weakening almost to joke...
It is my assumption that british are more lenient to the taboos of
christianity than americans. I think long histroy with the religion makes them
mature.
>As for walking straight-backed and looking down on people, that's more a British
>thing here than what we'd think of as typically gay.
Buwahahaha. I thought his pretentious? behaviour might be
prepared for promos. But somewhat british and real?
sherlock holmes in tv drama looks very english too!
Can you see the man like sherlock holmes in real life? He moves
like robot and I get very tired to watch his move.
>Hah, you must have been around a while
yes, it was me.

>Is it available to listen to anywhere?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28PRX1iBi6c
this song is 君はいないか by masaya.
masaya had been a pretty much acclaimed artist until he was exposed to
cult matter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28PRX1iBi6c
By the way, young, premature, ephermal, innocent love are beautiful..
My heart aches.
The video seems to be slightly related to the lyrics. It must be poster's
explanation of the song.
aside from it, a girl with ears remind me of sweet, still bad memory.

ephemeral, I mean.

But I think it's not anime but toshi's voice that
makes my eyes filled with tears.

>>709
>how can i say oogui大食い in English?
"Gluttony".
"You are a glutton".

920 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/18(月) 09:38:49 ID:va0oeC1d0
>>917
Hi Magi
Do you know any medicine that helps me learn English faster???

922 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/18(月) 09:49:36 ID:an3daXi10
The sneeze doesn't suit the romantic situation either.
”Kiss me..."
"W,W,Wait...WWW WA c h o o !!!!"

924 ：Magi ◆U2cdYrhXD6 ：2008/02/18(月) 09:54:18 ID:yOaIRNIY0
>>920
It's already good. XD
>>921
I've been using homeopathic medicine because it doesn't make me fall asleep. ^_^
>>922
XD

>>720
"homeopathic medicine"

Sigh...

http://crapbasedmedicine.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/breaking-news-on-homeopathy/

Hi, there
Please tell me how to read "Haggerton"in Japanese?
Its British man's name, but I cant read it.
Is it ハゲルトン or just ハガートン？
Please help me.

>>702
You've made the right choice. Welcome to team evil!

Are you a fan of heavy metal?

>>713
>Actually, in the 2001 census, 390,000 of us put down 'Jedi Knight' as our religion

I've found my promised land there. May the force be with you.

>blonde hair won't match with her plain face.
But she dyes her hair blonde to fill up her complex.
malignant cycle.
the more she cares for herself, the more she looks ugly.


really? she dyes her hair to fill up her complex of ugly looks?
I thought she just liked to have a fashion that way.
I recently dyed my hair to very light color too.
it is nothing to fill up my complex. I wanted some changes.

>>677
>The guy's a total schmuck, and his acting is nothing out of the ordinary.

Sorry dude, but you have a poor judge of a man's character/talent.
He is rated with the very best. Not only his looks, his pure personality,
his acting skill, his expressions, his aura. It's not something I should
explain to you by words but you should feelit and judge which one is really
talented and which one is just ordinary.

galsone looks weird and creepy.

>>729
I thought `galsone` is an English word.
Sometimes it's confusing when someone types a Japanese word in English.

This razor is a weapon that can cut through any kind of woman's thigh except Yoko Osita's thigh.
Yoko Osita is a Japanese female announcer and still a virgin.

probably she even doesn't notice that you have a razor.
she lives in a different dimension. but she's kind enough
to offer her thigh if you wish.

Yoko Osita is aside, my favorite Do Mariko is going to get
married....*shit*

what? you guys have the horrible taste!
Harisenbon is the cutest!

>>731
I want to be cut by your sharp razor! Mr 本玉儿

>>731
Yes yes she is very ガードが堅い。（have a strong guard).

自演乙

>>732
Hearing it,my penis energy fully charged.
My penis erected and became gigantic to 100m!
I want to bite Yoko Osita's thigh like a mad beast♪♪♪

Dearest 本玉儿
IF I had a barbarian soul like you have,
I want to tie you to the bed
and cut your penis off by my rusty saw.
I will force you to eat your stinky bloody penis.
Thank god I'm not a barbarian.

>>739
That is so sweet message. I feel to cry.

本玉儿
is your name pronounce as ”hondama jei eru"?

from some vinegared mackerels imported from China,
they found some poisons again..... we should be really careful
of the foods from China.

>>736
Yoko Osita's defense is awful firm.
I would like to mangle Yoko's cheek!!

↑Please keep these delusion a secret.

>>741
It is a few wrong.
My name pronounce as"pi en yo u a ru".

>>743
good luck with Yoko Osita. but what about Mona? you have been saying
you like Mona.

>>742

from early tomorrow morning, I have to do the inspection for the Chinese
frozen foods so I should hit the hay. gn

>>745
I don't like Mona so much.

Have you tied your penis with a rope and lifted it.
Can your penis bear the your own weight?
And have you ever thought about the strength of the spongy body which contituted your penis?

>747
You know that your penis is too small to tie.

My penis is 20cm. Envy much? I am lucky gaijin

>>748
我的陰茎不小的！
我的陰茎勃起時変得到富士山大！

r u an elephent?

no baka

>>749
What are you, a schoolkid?
I stopped comparing my cock with other guys at least 15 years ago.

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is this not nippon board? for english there is 4chan

No border! lol

For whatever reason, I have difficulty beliving that most participants in this thread are japanese. ie. I'm from Canada.

Hello Bilinguals. ＾＾
Excuse me for my interruption.

This will be my first post here, though I've known this thread for a month.
First of all, I'll say all readers here that I'm sorry for my poor English.
But you don't have to correct my compositions, grammars or any mis-spelling.
You know, I don't need any certifications or studying for exams.
Pls just be patient for the moment and imagine if you pls what I try to say.

In fact, I decided to post because I've found my post reprinted here.
>>559-560

Now I'm really curious why it happened.
Somebody thought that's so funny ?
Or is this thread hidden fun board of Magibon and any other YouTubers ?
Or maybe kind of any haters' thread ?

THIS IS english chat!!! We need to practice our english!!!

>>759 If you really want to practice english
try communicating with a group of people native with the language.
Like Kora suggested, use an english BBS or IRC
and see if others notice it's a second language.

>>758
Longest post ever!

I am neet and I am shy of foreigners! I want to chat with japanese neets!

>>761 incorrect
>>693, >>631, >>569, >>541 and many other posts in this thread are longer.
Should I write a longer one? for the sake of using time?

>>761
You mean that was my longest post there ? ＾＾;
I think I've done much more...

>>763
I think "he" is trying to make fun of me.
Now I found other quotations before >>559-560
I don't know why however. ＾＾;

>>762
Do you want to chat with me? in english?
Why don't we move to vip? lol

Anyone has had a job interview in English before?
How was it? What kind of questions did they ask?
I know it all depends on which job you are applying for, but I am talking in general.
What was the very first question? I mean, how did it start?

The very first question would be what colour your underwear is.
And you should answer "No, I'm not wearing any."

>>757
hello, Anon.

Can I ask a favor?
I'm now listening to a classical R&B music on youtube.
This one : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0tLZOG_ti8&feature=related
And what I want to ask you is about accents/intonations, I mean,
please check what they sing at 1:33. I referred to a website and
the result was like this : "Whatnt gone be nobodys fool".
But truthfully, I can't hear "tnt" in the line. So it sounds like
"Wha' gone be nobodys fool" to me. What do you think?
Do you think the singers clearly/correctly pronounce like what's written in the lyric?

>766
Have you googled from young foreigner's view already?
No? How about answerbag and yahoo answers?
You will find similar questions. Maybe. Better than >767

>>769
What a dorky suggestion. That doesn't help.
Do you honestly believe she wanted serious answers? No.
You should've been like this.
"How does your fart smell?" and you should answer like
"Oh, Mr, mine's like rotten fish, but you know what, people say
Yukorin's fart smells like vanilla. I wish mine were like hers."

>>768
I must admit that even I have difficulty understanding the words.
I will state that although neither phrase is grammatically correct,
american R&B isn't so much about the lyrics as the tone.

>>771
Thank you, Anon.
Yeah, just so you know, I've noticed "double-negative" and the omitment of "has"
make this sentence grammatically incorrect..
And I agree with you in that R&B is confortable to hear,
but let me make sure if there's a pronunciation rule of
"tnt+g", I mean, if the conbination of the consonants in this order
is used, do you think it's natural to skip "tnt" and pronounce
only the g sound?

>>772
I must apologize for not understanding some of what you mean to say,
but reguardless of double negatives (used all too often in north
american society) the words "Whatnt" and "Wha'" are not real english
words. In english, at least, the part "Tn" is im-pronouncable unless
the "T" is silent.

>>770
You don't know, baby. You don't know.

>>773
Thank you for the reply. You're kind, Anon.
So English speakers usually don't use "whatn't", right?
Come to think of it, this is the first time I've come across the words
used like this at least in my several years of English learning. haha

Not to dwell on this topic, but I sometimes hear English speakers
saying "what do you mean" like "wha'dyou mean?", when they pronunce
sloppily..

Ok, I think you will be bored with this now...

>>774
Ok, what don't I know?

The use of double-negative is for uneducated people,
just like a double-decker uni is consumed by an uneducated person.
It must be condemned as an act of barbarism.

It seems that nobody cares about me...
So let me write one thing that
I don't mind the quotations at all
if only they're done for supporting Magibon. ＾▽＾

And one more thing to say before my leaving is that
イギリス人さん is an excellent commentator.

I've read this thread for the first time tonight.
But I'm impressed by his words reminding me of Mr. Peter Barakan.
Sometimes Mr. talks like an idealist,
but I still like Mr.'s tastes and sensible way of talking...

That's all for tonight. Bye Bilinguals~~

>>777
Happy for your getting 777.

Yes, I know that. But barbarism may be too strong a word, i think. lol

What are you doing to improve your listening comprehension skills?

Apology to >>773 in advance. I must point out some things so
that learners do not follow native speaker's example where some
mistakes are made.

Χ reguardless
Ο regardless

Χ im-pronouncable
Ο unpronouncable

Please also remember that nations and nationalities begin with
a capital letter.

English speakers don't know how they pronounce English.
It's because they've learned English through natural process.
Also they don't know much about English grammar, though they
feel it's wrong if non-native speakers say it wrong, but
they can't explain why. All they can do is "you should
say it this way".

We don't expect them to help us with confusing grammatical points,
so we won't give them hard time.

>>776
If >766 is a fisherman, you are wakame.
And I am a proud fish.

What does DQN stand for?

>>784
http://d.hatena.ne.jp/keyword/DQN
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/DQN

>>784
Some info in English:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2channel#Common_abbreviations_and_phrases

Two threads, both called "Japanese Online Idioms", on different boards:

http://4-ch.net/nihongo/kareha.pl/1101446156/
http://wakaba.c3.cx/soc/kareha.pl/1098886772/

Most posters in 4-ch link sound worse than NEET. So many
talking about anime.

test

I feel like using "(ry".
>788 What the f(ry

You D'QuN! = You idiot!

sleep well poisoned foods manufacturers lol

>>789
Dokyun~♥

>>787
That's because 4-ch and japanese style boards appeal only to people liking japanese stuff, and in western countries it includes anime.

What is wrong with anime?
Anime is now the thing that represents Japan, you know?
I'm proud of anime and ani-wota culture representing Japan throughout the world.

It seems posters predominantly like anime more than other
real culture thing on site like 4-ch. I am much prouder of
our electronic industry and rich historical background than
of rape tentacles. Many of these people also say "rape is
how you say hello in Japan". Good representation?

>>795
Why, anime is not only about tentacle rape, you know? ;)

Anime for western people is just an obscure hobby, like,
i dunno, trains, or russian history for japanese. And their hobby
is what brings them on 4-ch (and, to be honest, what brought
me here).

>>795
I think your view on anime is slanted.
The fact that the first thing you brought up as something anime was "rape tentacles" shows that.
Granted it's part of the anime culture, but it's a tiny tiny part of it.
I think most people think about animes like Naruto or Dragonball or Fullmetal alchemist when they talk about anime, no?
And they are loved for their great storylines and deep welldescribed charactors, no? ( ehh maybe not. but they are fun!)
The fact is anime and manga are seriously very important part of Japanese culture,
and people around the world tend to see them favorably as something distinctly Japan.
I'm glad they do.

Yeah! and moreover, what's wrong with raping tentacles?
That's so original and inovative!
Nobody but Japanese would think of something so imaginatively menacing stuff!

I prefer American hardcore porn.

Japanese hentai or porn video is sperior just for "shyness".

I am in the habit of rubbing my penis while watching photograph of Yoko Osita in the evening.
As soon as I touch my penis,My penis fires sperm to the sky!!

penis is pronounced like peanut in english
when i heard the word first time, i was not aware that he was talking about the hot rod atthe bottom of a male's body

by the way, how do you like penis? how is a penis for you?

a penis is good because touching it, it makes you feel satisfied
because you know that you feel good touching it,
touching your own penis or touching someone else's penis.

Now,Do you like the figure skating?
Which do you like better Mao Asada or Yuna Kim?
I like Yuna better.Her thighbone is thin but strong!!
Needless to say,Mao is ashamed of being daughter of the host.

>>802
I dislike to touch another person's penis!!
It may be imagination,I feel that their penis is stinking.
My penis is without taste or odor.

STOP THAT TALKING ABOUT PENIS

>>804
that's most definetly just your imagination. when body is clean, penis doesn't smell.
you have to just once touch another person's penis for real, and your fears will go,
you will discover the joy of homosexual relationship.

>>805
why, are you a homophobe?

I love stemaed bums. what do yiou think?

I mean steamed buns. haha

Acting leader of democratic party of Japan, Kan and Miyazaki Governer Sonomanma discussed about road tax things.
What do you think?

>>807
steamed buns are great, but why you ask about them in this thread, which is,
by all means, dedicated to penises?

>>809
road taxes are good for the infrastructure, but the same question applies to you.
why asking about road taxes in this penis thread?

I would like to hit Yoko Osita's thigh against Makiko Ezumi's thigh.
This is a very interesting experiment!!

I find Japanese women to be really sexy, but I can't stand censoring in my porn.

>>812
then just fap to exported versions. same faces, no blockiness.

>>809
I am not so much intrested in it because I'm under 18 and don't have driver license.
Btw, I think he successfully established to call him Higashikokubaru.

Hey listen, there was a black evil you-know-what insect in my room though it's winter now!
I just killed it with my Goki-Jet but how should I get rid of it?

>>815
get some roach-traps, they proved very effective in my appartment.

Have you ever studied at a fast-food shop such as MacDonald's or coffe
shop such as Starbucks? Since IV drip treatment now takes 90-120min,
sometimes it's past 11am when I'm through it. (Waiting time before the
treatment is long, too)
If I couldn't wleep well at night, I straight back to home but if I managed
to sleep as long as 4 hours, I spend some time in a quiet place or go
to a books store.

I need to have lunch before that. I often eat at fast food shop where I
can kill time reading books. You should be careful not to choose crowded
fast food shop. I'm bold enough to shout to the world that I'm an expert of
putting uho painkiller in there, but that's just whne I live in a virtual
world. In reality, I'm just as timid as an anus, or rather, a mouse.

I always get nervous when reading a book there after lunch for fear that
clearks might warn me against spending to much time after eating lunch. There's no
sign that says "Studying or reading is not allowed" but somehow I feel
like I'm choked. I try to leave a little bit of coffe left in a glass
as if Iwas still in the middle of lunch. THe cofe is thinned with ice
and it tastes like ater.

If I was more bold, I would spend two or possibly three hours after
lunch but seems like one hour is my limit. I wonder if there is anybody
who have guts to stay longer. The best idea would be keep ordering
100 yen coffee every half an hour or so and stay there as long as I can,

It's rather quiet there if you avoid busy hours and a fast food shop is
warm and cozy. Macdonald's in Japan has a special day tomorrow. If you
say to a cleark over the counter that "I'll have premium roast coffee,"
then you can have it free of charge. That's a part of prmotion campagin
for the new coffee.
http://gigazine.net/index.php?/news/comments/20080214_mcdonalds_coffee/

Terrible typo

Xwleep
Osleep

X whne
O when

X to much time
O too much time

X coffe
O coffee

X ater
O water

195 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/19(火) 23:04:57 ID:bB+UzOs40
ふと思ったのだが、マギちゃん昔セーラームーン観てたんでしょ？
主題歌歌えないかな？
セーラ服があればコスプレして（多分無理だろうけど）。YouTubeからの収入があれば、たいした出費じゃないと思うけど。

コスプレしてなくても、セーラームーンの歌なら世界中で知られてんじゃないの？
ヲタクだけでなく、女の子連中にも受けがいいんじゃないかな？
お前らだって、なんだかんだ言っても食いつくでしょ？

195 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/19(火) 23:04:57 ID:bB+UzOs40
This just came to mind, but did Magichan use to watch Salor Moon, didn't she?
Do you think she can sing the theme song?
If she happened to have a Salor Moon costume, I hope she should wear that.
With income from the Youtube, it'd'n't be a big expense.

If she didn't wear the costume, I guess the songs of Salor Moon were known
all over the world. And I believe she'll be accepted not only by otakus, but
also the other girls. I suppose you guys are going to be addicted to it,
no matter what.

>>820
She would have to wear mask on face or watchers might become
violently sick.

198 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/19(火) 23:22:29 ID:bCu69pAw0
歌唱力ゼロでしょ。
コスプレとかのセンスもない。
昔ステカスでそういう企画があったが
コスプレせずしかもずっと無言だったような
人を楽しませるのが無理な子。
芸能界大好きというが向いてない。

I've never liked Magibon all that much. Granted, the only videos I've ever
seen of her are just her staring into the camera, and one where she sings
something into a wooden squirrel. I just don't understand why she's so popular
around here.

I don't think she would more popular with girls even if she did dress up like
Sailor Moon. She seems to be an internet idol, and a lot of girls don't go on
the internet like guys do.

198 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/19(火) 23:22:29 ID:bCu69pAw0
She is a bad singer, isn't she?
I don't think she has the sense of costume play.
I remember even though there was an event like that on Stickam,
she didn't wear a costume, plus she was silent all along.
She isn't the kind of girl who can entertain people.
I know she loves the TV world, but she's not cut out for that.

>>823
Who are your favorite female actors?
Any Japnanese female actors?

>>823
Believe it or not, most of her fans/haters are people from America.
I'm not sure exactly how many, though.

My favorite japanese female actor is Rei Dan.
She is gorgeous in a traditional Japanese way.
You can see her in

201 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/20(水) 00:00:53 ID:XVP9egd60
Magibonって頭の弱い子に見えるんですが大丈夫でしょうか？

201 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/20(水) 00:00:53 ID:XVP9egd60
Magibon looks she's slow. Is there something wrong with her?

>looks *like*
fixed

203 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/20(水) 00:06:00 ID:9Mr7j+250
マギは悪いコメントは完璧にスルーするから結構日本語読めてるんだと思う。

203 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/20(水) 00:06:00 ID:9Mr7j+250
Magi ignores bad comments so I guess she can somewhat read Japanese.

204 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/20(水) 00:09:30 ID:/CxV3pS80
>>203
良い悪い関係なく、日本語そのものにほとんど反応してないと思うけど。

204 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/20(水) 00:09:30 ID:/CxV3pS80
>>203
No matter how good or bad those comments in Japanese, she hasn't responded
to almost all of them, as I see it.

This has probably already been posted, but does anyone know this guy?
http://www.asahi.com/english/Herald-asahi/TKY200802190070.html

He sounds like a hero.

>>823
>one where she sings something into a wooden squirrel.
You made me check the video. For some apparent reason, she
speaks to it in Japanese. You know what I mean? I guess
something is written on the back side of the squirrel.

This is so gay. You'd better get a life.

What are you talking about? MRirian?

205 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/20(水) 01:03:15 ID:1DMYtSCE0
>>198
>>198
口ではああ言ってるけど実際は芸能界なんてあんまり興味ないんじゃない？
本当に日本の芸能界でやっていこうと思ったら相当な努力が必要でしょ。
今のままで十分満足してるんじゃないかな。
閲覧数からして結構な額の広告料を貰ってるだろうし。

205 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2008/02/20(水) 01:03:15 ID:1DMYtSCE0
>>198
I guess she's not so interested in the TV world, even though she says she is.
It'd take great efforts to make a living as a TV talent in Japan.
She may be satisfied the way it is now. Probably she's gotten a liberal
amount of money based on the number of E-audiences of her videos.

So what...??
I'm tired of Magibon stuff.

japanese entertainment busines must be more
regimented and strictly ruled: how old are you?
how many years are you in business
and such.
This kind of senpai kouhai, senior junior ladder
would annoy free thinking foreigners.

I think making money by only staring at the monitor is
easy and happy.
But not lucrative enough to make living, right?
Perhaps magibon should start her own dvd. But it would ruin
her pure image and set her fans off. hahaha.

core dreamy fans. I mean.
desperate people who just love big boobs and loli would jump on
her dvds!

There are always bad-mouthed, violent, arrogant, noisy, interfering
people in showbiz. wada akiko is one example.
Her style is that
if you come with me, I'll support you, otherwise, I'll bully you.
very damp behaviour.
She is korean descent by the way.

she says courtesy is important. But it's you who should like courtesy
first.
for her politeness is just a tool and excuse to control juniors.

>>834
Spamming this shitty translation.

I want to replace 'like' with 'learn'.
I don't knwo why I chose like.

>>841
OMG! OMG! You must be Erika!

Jokes about wada akiko are wet blanket.
such as she beat pro wresler and car crashed on her, but
she crashed car..
Not funny at all. But people have to laugh to keep harmony
with others.

>>839
>But not lucrative enough to make living, right?
I don't think so... Do you think ten thousand dollars each month
are not enough?

wada is no more than 170ｃｍ tall.
But exaggerated joke about her is set situation and people
have to accept it if though it's not funny at all.

I think seiko matsuda is very strong woman.
She didn't succumb to wada. Her selling point was
ephemeral, dreamy virgin girl. But in reality she was very clever and
strong.
okada yukiko was as weak as her image..

nakamori akina sold delinquet image but she turned out to be very sincere and devout
and weak.

>>846
Really? I just thought several hundred dollars..
I think she can manage to live with ten thousand dollars.
She stays with her parents.

>>847
>blackened, dreamy vaginal girl
fixed

Rie miyazawa is also a weak woman.
She can't forget her prime-time.
When she passes by, everyone looks at her and praise her..
like that.
princess complex?
I don't like those kind of women who have mental weakness.

But I am drawn to them too. heart aches.

>blackened, dreamy vaginal girl
uwahahaha. good pun...

Hosoki Kazuko is super strong.

>>848
I read somewhere on the internet an article that explains Youtube Partner
Program. If I'm not mistaken, big youtubers, I mean, like getting 1 million hits
on their videos, are given a considerable amount of money.
Have you ever heard of Lisa Nova? She advertised her videos by posting
as many messages on youtube users as she could, so that her videos would
be seen. The result? I heard she earned 50 thousand dollars (last year).

>>852
She is too ugly and old.
She had nothing to lose! LOL
She can buy men. But riemiyaza's pride won't allow it.
She would rather die than buy men.

>50 thousand dollars
Wow.....

And the number of people who've watched MRirian's videos are
not so different from that of Lisa Nova's. This leads me to
think that MRirian will take almost the same amount of money.

>>855
I see. I envy her.
Girls are likely to get money more easily.
Boobs can easily troll men.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9G2-bN1Br4
At least she takes a lot of trial and error to get attentions.
She makes effort unlike magibon. I think magibon is criticised
for her easy lifestyle. I can understand this now after I know
she can be rich by just showing cheap home-made movies.


I don't know and don't want to know what's funny about lisa's
video though.

make an effort?
how to use articles is very difficult.

>>856
Just to make my position clear, I think LisaNova deserves the money.
Watch her videos : http://jp.youtube.com/user/LisaNova
She put her energy into making entertaining videos. Many gimmicks.

But MRirian? What did she do? She changed her current location
from America to Japan. You know, Youtube Japan is not so big a
community that once a video is posted and her subscribers (they
used to be about 1000?) watch it, then her video is top-listed
on the Japanese category. Naturally, non-subscribers to her videos
will be interested like what the video is like? or something like that.
Hmmm, as the title of the videos say, there's nothing in there except
for a woman staring at the camera. It's like Darn it! You tricked me!
hahaha. That's why she has many haters.

Having said that, I suspect MRirian knew what would happen.
Many youtubers posted responce videos to her, most of which
she ignored completely, though.

Her wapanese style is also fake to decieve delusional japanese otakus?

Is magibon evil?

>>859
I kind of liked her cos she is cute...But I am gradually
disillusioned with her.

>>860
Evil may be too strong. Just foxy.
But at the same time, she's mentally strong in a sense. Many people are
making fun of her, you know. She's really american, like "I'm doing what I want
and who cares? (many care, though. lol)
Funny thing is, she's been faking to be vulnerable when posting in 2ch. lol
Who in the world is so embarassed as to post those videos?

she might be wapanese who watch japanese animes like sailor moon.
But she must be thinking that she deserves live version of
sailor moon and laughing at japanese cosplayres at heart.

Well, obviously the game chose her, whether it's something or not. And that can be even
confirmed by the fact that you guys keep talking about her, even though you claim her videos
are not worth it. Kinda funny to see how some get trapped in all this fuss.

>>861
Oh? You think she's cute. That's ok.
Not to alarm you, but it's not good to have this kinda feeling -
she must be weak. I should protect her!
For a reason or two, she's not that weak. She's from America.

>>863
I wouldn't use the word wapanese if I were you.
It's a derogatory term that is used mostly by americans.

Magibon should join the Sanjapo family.
Terry and Dave will like her.

she must be weak. I should protect her!

hahaha. I know she is affected.

BTW have there been any (adolescent) actor or actress who
commited suicide for the reason of love affiar?

>>864
But i decided not to click on her videos as long as she
doesn't show more boobs.

俺はアンタの両親が知っています。
俺はアンタの両親を知っています。

Which one of those two would you say? I would personally pick the が one,
but the reason for me asking is that I'm not sure. It just feels more natural
to me.

Also, when you type using the IME, how long do you type for before you convert
the hiragana to kanji/katakana? If you'd be so kind, please give me some example
sentences, then tell me where you hit space before continuing. I find myself
hitting space after every word, do you do that?

>>870
俺はアンタの両親を知っています。is correct. You can't use が in place of を here.
を marks a direct object. I know [your parents].
が marks (among other things) a subject.

俺はアンタの両親がそれを知っているとは思ってなかった。
I hadn't thought your parents knew about that.

"アンタ" is kind of rude.

And アンタ　is not used by men very much, I guess.

>>870
俺はアンタの両親がそれを知っているとは思ってなかった。

for example,
おれは→space→あんた→No conversion→のりょうしん→space
→がそれを→enter→しっている→space→
とは→enter→思ってなかった→space→enter
if you want to enter displayed ひらがな(hiragana) ,
just hit enter key.
this is the most certain way to enter ひらがな.

>>870
It is true that some intransitive verbs and the -たい form can take the objective particle が, such as
好き, 見たい, 食べたい, etc., but the verb 知っている would not take the が for an object.
It's just the way it is. Note that it can have the contrastive particle は to cause a subtle difference
in meaning, though.

>>859
I dont think she has many haters.
The hater supposed to be one person, laughing like "hahaha" very often
or translating Stickam into ステハム.

Most of funs noticed your wrong Japnese,
but youre just ignored.

So Nakai-kun and Kouda Kumi are now an authorised couple?
They have been contacting eachother by the pink cellphone secretly
but now authorized among family and friends. ^^ They are going to
get married in June or July, that's what my source said. is that correct?
I'm talking about the Kouda with gloomy and bamstick character after
the Yousui comment made few months ago, not the sexy and sporty type
Kouda.

Seems like it. Actually, I didn't know that.
I just read about the Yousui comment and found it funny,
though it's not really funny.

>>878
Oh that's great. So they are really going to be togher, huh?
I don't think they make a good couple but my approval is not counted
since they love eachother lol

Another funny fact is that there is a dark horse and she's expecting
to win in Kyoto Kinen. lol She's very active these days. didi gambatte!

Right, they are not really a great looking couple but wouldn't hurt my eyes either.
To be honest, I don't care much. but I suppose that's a good thing.

then Nakai-kun should stop his RPG game addict after
he would be a husband of Kouda. lol but his otaku life style is
serious.lol

You know a lot about him, Are you a Johnny's girl?

>>881
Yeah, they don't look good togehter also the character
won't fit. there seems no compatibility. I would say Nakai has
the father personality so he looks good with a fragile type girl while
Kouda is strong so she looks good with a guy who doesn't have
what it takes and both financially and mentally she should support
that guy. I mean I like Kouda, so I prefer another guy for her partner.
but anyway, as long as they are happy, that's fine. Congrats!lol

>>878
Yeah, Yousui comment is weird. It seems like celeb are not allowed
to say freely in public. Kouda is a public person so she
should be less talkative but it is impossible. She is very talkative lol

>>885
I once remember she was saying
"Ive never tamperd with my face yet" (means I didn't do the plastic
surgery) in front of Hamasaki Ayujmi, whose face was actually changed
by the plastic surgery. lol

It's not only biologically incorrect but so inconsiderate towards the women above 35.
She is just a DQN, but I guess she'll be careful, if she doesn't want to lose her job.

>>887
I don't know but she's generally a good girl. Only careless, so
she learned a lot from there. I guess she would continue her
career after getting married to Nakai. bleh lol

yes, it's not that she made a terrible unforgivable comment,
it's just that she was hated by everyone and that hatered manifested itself in the shape of bashing on her stupid comment.

Ayu is now a deaf on one ear and she uses that to get sympathy whenever she can.

>>889
since she had been standing top as a queen,
in the music enta world after Hamazaki's precipitous fall of populariity,
some people started to grow hatred, maybe.

She used to be the queen of J-pop, but now just a deaf.
She is desperately using it to rejuvenate her now defunct career. What a pathetic bitch.

>>890
that's too cruel, dude.
I've never heard something like that.
Ayu is working hard and find. Don't blame her that way.

No, that not it.
It's her Ero Kakkoii stuff that has been seriously irrtating people.
Absolutely nobody wants to see her cantly clad figure on TV,
but she never stops shaving her filth of a body down our throat.

>>892
oh wow.
she's a hard worker though. I'm sure she'll release another
album soon. she's been working constant.

>she never stops shaving her filth of a body down our throat.

this is a new expression for me.

Yeah Ayu is awesome.
Even with her deaf ear, she still makes great music and sings amazingly.
I bet she will be named a national treasure soon.

On the other hand, Kumi Koda is a filty peice of shit.
She contributes absolutely none to Japanese music in terms of its advancement.
But @eople say Kumi replace Ayu as the queen. That's silly in many aspects.

but IMO, we will have less chances to see Ayu on TV.
coz she's physically hard to work now. I have no idea.
anyway, the enta world will be more and more boring
after the absence of Ayu. Kouda shall not sing anymore.
maybe after the marriage she wouldm perhaps. but nobody wants to
see her.

>>896
The poster made a typo. He meant "shoving".

if her deaf is curable, she would definitely sing. but
for the time being, we can't expect her. and I don't want to
push her either. let's be nice to a physically challenged person.

I want push her off a cliff into death. lol

No no, it's just one ear deaf. Let's not make a federal case out of this.

Nakai-kun shaved his head to bald. I thought that act is to
devote his heart and soul to Kouda. (I don't quite understand
why he had to do that...but actually he is bald because of the
next movie's role). lol

be nice to ayu and kouda. kouda is happy and sad now. lol

Speaking of Ayumi Hamasaki -- there's a kid on my floor who *loves* her.
I don't know a lot of her stuff, but I've seen a video on Youtube that said
that she copied a lot of stuff from Madonna...? What do you guys say about
that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Jeq3ySn9Q
That's the video.

So she's falling from popularity these days? I don't know anything about
current trends in Japan...

ayu lost her bf, Nagase and lost her acoustic sense.
double punch. (whammy)

Stephen Colbert is deaf in his right ear due to a childhood tumor but he sings amazingly.
He even sang a duet with Tony Bennett on his show.

>>906
she's not very popular anymore. but I'm sure
certain number of die-hard fans are out there always.

about copying, she probably did. Madonna is the one
who inspires many female musicians in the world. so consicously
or unconsciously we all get some influence from her.

It's not copying.
It's Honke-dori, a tradional Japanese thing.

Plagiarism is the greatest art ever invented by mankind.

She is making her deafness an excuse for her slippery popularity.
That's very convenient for her.

>>910
hahahah honke-dori!!! that's funny!!
oh yeah, I ve read many posts in music seciton on 2chan,
Otsuka Ai did, Ayu did Kouda did Aiko did Nakashima did
all the artists did honke-dori!! lol

>>912
no...she was said to be less popular long time before her deafness
comes out open.

Even Barak Obama does with his speeches.
It's an universal phenomenon. Nothing wrong with it.

>>915
I see. but I would laugh hard if Obama's speech was
complete imitation of someone's. it is difficult to copy someone's
work's essence without seeming to it.

>>912
A tragic heroine is the theme which most efficiently strike a tender chord in the Japanese.
In other words, the disclosure of her medical problem was intended to salvage her ever-deteriorating popularity.

don't exaggerate the matter.
she won't discontinue her music activities. but it's just that
the style would change a little. lol

that's all kanji I know
日　月　火　水　木　金　土　山　川　田
人　子　女　口　車　門　学　生　先　年
一　二　三　四　五　六　七　八　九　十
百　千　万　円　上　下　中　大　小　本
半　分　力　何　私
林　森　明　休　体　好　男　間　畑　岩
目　耳　手　足　牛　馬　鳥　魚　貝　朝
昼　晩　夜　物　石　糸　肉　花　竹　米
字　雨　方　前　後　新　古　長　短　暗
高　低　安　多　少　行　来　帰　食　飲
買　見　話　聞　読　書　教　夕　午　毎
週　曜　作　泳　油　海　酒　待　校　時
言　計　語　飯　宅　客　室　家　英　薬
会　今　雪　雲　電　売　広　店　度　病
疲　痛　屋　国　回　困　開　閉　

tonight is full moon. 満月　＾＾

>>919
KANJI is Japanese ideographs.
A certain KANJI form expresses some picture.
Don't you know 「海」of "sea"?
You should inclease more vocabulary!!

At any late,Yoko Osita is glaceful and elegant.

http://t880hp.infoseek.co.jp/ura/cat.jpg

http://t880.hp.infoseek.co.jp/ura/run.mp3

http://t880.hp.infoseek.co.jp/ura/junk.hsp

One question to English speakers:

Is it all right to say

"Down there."

when you are spoken to ?

Once I was asked from American in the station,

I pointed a downstair and told him so.

TA.