Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 89

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>>1
Nyanks!

>>1
thank you very much! you are great!

>>1
We, the felines of the PRC, salute you.

>>>4
wow you came to the new thread lol

>>4 is funny.

im board...

salut
ca va?

>>8

Salut! Ça va bien, merci; et toi?

moi aussi
<<Nyanko-meshi>>, qu'est-ca veut dire?

bonne nuit salut
bye bye ...bisous

so you are French?

日本人
Parlez-vous francais

>>12

ahh c'est bon

are you a girl or a boy? boy's name-Yuuki

fille

Aimes-tu les fromages bleu?

fromages is cheese, right? what is bleu?

9, ich bin like to essen peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Guten Abend!

Ich muss jetzt schlafen
Tschus

good night Yuki!

>>16
You're right, fromages is cheese (plural), as for bleu, it's blue.
Blue cheese. Horrible stuff...

>>20
I see! blue cheese? I like them! ^^

>>20
You don't like Stilton?
You are a traitor, LOL

I'd take some delicious Cheddar or Red Leceister over Stilton any day of
the week. The only time I use Stilton is when making a blue cheese sauce
when cooking.

>>Native Speakers
Could you translate the following Japanese sentence into English?

先日、San FranciscoのFerry BuildingでUSA Rail Passを初乗車の３日前に受け取る予約をしました。
乗車の３日前でも、確実に席の予約をすることはできますか？
もし３日前では遅すぎるならば、USA Rail Passを前もって日本で受け取りたいと思うのですが、可能ですか？

　　　　Great great grandfather/mother
　　　　　┌────┴─────┐
　　Great grand　　　　　　　　　Great grand
　　 uncle/aunt　　　　　　　　 father/mother
　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　│
　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　┌───┴──┐
　　First cousin　　　Granduncle/　　　Grandfather/
　twice removed　　　　　aunt　　　　　　　mother
　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　│
　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　├─────────┐
　 Second cousin　　 First cousin　　　　　Uncle/　　　　　　　Father/Mother
　 once removed　　once removed　　　　　Aunt　　　　　　　　　　　　│
　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　　　　 　│
　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　┌──┴┐
　　Third cousin　　　Second cousin　　　First cousin　　Brother/　　　ME─┬─Wife/
　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　　　Sister　　　　　　 　│ Husband
　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　　　　│
　　Third cousin　　　Second cousin　　　First cousin　　　Nephew/　　　　son/daughter
　　once removed　　 once removed　　once removed　　　Niece　　　　　　　　 │
　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　　│
　　Third cousin　　　Second cousin　　　First cousin　　Grandnephew/　　　Grandson/
　 twice removed　　twice removed　　 twice removed　　　 niece　　　　　　　daughter
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　　　　　　│
　　　　　　　　　　　　　Second cousin　　　First cousin　　　Great grand　　　Great grand
　　　　　　　　　　　3 times removed　　3 times removed　　nephew/niece　 son/daughter

>>24
Ahhh... sorry, the first sentence is still a bit beyond me, but the next two, I'd
say, translate to:

Is it possible to reserve a seat for travel 3 days in advance?
If three days isn't long enough, we would like to buy the USA Rail Pass
in advance while in Japan - can we do this?

>>24
send me my goddamn pass right now, or I'll sue you.

>>26
Thank you so much!
「USA Rail Passを受け取る前に席の予約をした場合、USA Rail Passを受け取った時に、
返金されるのでしょうか？」
＝ "If I reserve a seat before I get the USA Rail Pass,
can you refund my money when I get the USA rail Pass?"
Is this correct?

>>27
Thank you lol

>>28
That's right!

>>29
Thank you!
You've been very helpful!

>>30
Glad I could help! Hope you have a good journey (if you are actually going
on one... might be doing it for someone else).

Ich bin ein Berliner

Berliners are delicious.

Und eines möchte ich an diesem, vielleicht nicht nur für uns Deutsche, denkwürdigen Tag nun aussprechen: Ich bin in meinem Leben sehr oft Prophet gewesen und wurde meistens ausgelacht.

Those assholes from 4chan are harassing Magibon now.

I searched magibon on google. She is pretty
cute angel face with disproportionate big tits.
yukolin is nothing compared to her.
I decide to harasse her too.

ugly japanese geeks is targeting white cuty.
It's unforgivable?

you love japanese culture. but you wanna protect and monopoly
magibon from ugly buck teethed japanese geeks.

honestly speaking, i found out gaijin otaku
could easily identify with their favorite anime characters.
as you know, manga,otaku characters's face and body are exaggerating and
unproportionate,very far from japanese standard.
on the other hand,western people have more chance to imitate.
with a few exceptions like gackt(his profiles(stature,length of legs,etc) are
completly lie though.LOL) ,japanese costume plays are mean.

japanese otaku try to escape from the reality and jump to fantasy.
otakus like magibon take fantasy to reality life and have fun!
what a difference!

kato natsuki's ayanami rei is horrible!!! she is beautiful.but
don't match with ayanami rei.
http://inowe-blog.up.seesaa.net/image/ReiAyanamiK.jpgi pity her.
oh,as for face,i noticed japanese is more similar to ayanami,LOL.
but i've never seen good custume player.

>>35
Magibon = wapanese. I'd still fuck her full force in ass, mouth, and vagina, though.

http://www.sanspo.com/top/2006/image/06062905katounatukiMTG00066G060628T.jpg
http://falsememory.img.jugem.jp/20060629_165863.jpg
she is more of horror manga,ekoekoazaraku.
actually she did play a role of ekoekoazaraku progagonist.
wake up! you are not cuty type and don't suit moe anime character.

http://dis.4chan.org/read/newnew/1146585439/160-260
what's this? is this american version of 2ch?

hmmm,very similar..

http://dis.4chan.org/newnew/
but they seem not to get much succces like 2chan.
why? differences in national characters?

>>40
It's nothing like 2ch. It's more like Futaba really.

4chan is full of racists and paedophiles.

And not the funny kind.

You should check out http://4-ch.net/ if you want
an English language version of 2ch.

>>35
Where are they harrassing her?

At youtube comment section?

>>43
Yeah, someone probably mentioned her on /b/ or something.

>>44
Why do they verbal abuse youtubers who love Japan such as magibon and
applemilk(Emily)?

Do they think magibon and Emily grovel to Japanese?
It's kind of odd because 4channelers themselves love Japanese animes, right?

Emiry was seen to be very arrogant and whore in behavior.

test

>>45

Not always, the site was meant for anime when it was made,
But a lot of people these days go there for the internet hate machine.

Also if you want to start a sagestorm in 4chan the fastest way to do it is posting a lot of anime stuff on non anime boards.

As for hating applemilk and the like, wapanese as they're called have always been hated by them, there general thought on them is:

Stop trying to act japanese. It's not your culture, you look stupid, you make us look stupid, and japan secretly hates you anyways.

(i dont personally share the views, this is just what i got from them)

>4chan is full of racists and paedophiles
pedophiles and racists don't come together to me.
coz racists abhor pedophiles on surface. racists don't
allow abnormal sexual things.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Alfred_Strom
yes,some racists are actually pedhophile like him.
they don't speak out in public though.

racists mainly target jews and blacks.

it's strange if their target is mailnly on japanese.

maybe they are originaly japanese loving geeks. i think
their are twisted and just letting off the steam
only in the internet just like otaku. I don't think real racist and skinheads
go to such a otaku place.

>>48
emily and magibon are attractive. i think
it drives their behaviour. they wanna go out with them,but they can't because in
real life they are a bunch of nerds. their love of inferior japanese
make them more angry. i suppose.
attractive white woman who was sbsorbed in negro culture would have been hated
by whites. i think close to the same thing.

>>48
Thank you very much for your detailed input.
So the place is now morphed into something different than when it was started.
Seems like 4ch is a place where abusers gather for the sake of abusing
someone.

>>51
I'm >>45. If you meant to explain to me things behind the abusive
behaviors, thank you for giving me your input, too. Thanks!

just my impression.

They're not racists, more like psychopaths. They mess with racists alot.

but..... psychopaths have high IQs, but they obviously don't!!

>>51

I doubt that is it. I've seen them go after wapanese males as well,
one well known one named Fred Gallagher (he runs a webcomic) has been
hated on by them for years, and some of them have even gone as far as
harrasing him in real life.

Keep in mind when it comes to them they will take any excuse to attack
someone. And sometimes they attack people at random with the myspace raids,
they (well it was one of the other chans that started it however 4chan was involved as well) even got on the
news for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/wigger-15344.jpg
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/wigger-15344.jpg
I wish they would attack wiggers as well.LOL

Japanese culture looks more feminine and weak unlike black culture.
and japanese population and influence(including political power)
are weak in US.
I suppose that is the one of the reasons they attack wapanese
rather than wigger.

I don't like yegger. i don't know whether this world exsits.
like this idiot.LOL
http://i.listen.jp/img/artists/1006741.jpg

I've actually seen them do a couple small scale raids against wigger sites.

The problem is most wiggers are to stupid to use the internet. So there
isn't very much for them to attack.

Speaking of Youtube, which I don't even have an account on, I very
much like TheHill88. I think she's cute and witty, with great acting
skills. Kylie, Nicole and wombats, I like too, but for right now,
she's my favorite Australian. Someday in the near future, I'm
definitely gonna marry her. And if that doesn't come out quite
properly as expected, WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO HER THEN.
No, just kidding. If I fail to marry her, then I'll marry
Kylie Minogue. And if that doesn't happen, I'll marry a wombat.
Nicole, your last.

>The problem is most wiggers are to stupid to use the internet
oh,really? the most of japaneseggers also don't look smart and
actually not.

88 means Heil Hitler,doen't it?
If she doesn't know it, she is very ignorant.

First off, /b/ != 4chan && 4chan != /b/.

Secondly, /b/ is made of a collective of Anonymi who are angry at everything because they are all failures. I am one of them. Anonymous posting > ability to post about anything > disturbed and angry people venting their frustrations.

>>63
You can post anonymously here too.

That doesn't mean you have to act like a retard.

I mean, threatening little girls, posting child porn and
spouting unfunny "memes" (masturbatory injokes) just
makes you look fucking stupid.

>>64
Ditto!!!
I'll second that!!!

>>42
I haven't known4-ch.net till now...
Is that forum carrying out by hiroyuki who managing 2ch in japan?
if it's right,　does 4-ch have mainly foreign residents who speak Engish?

>>66
An Australian guy called Squeeks runs 4-ch.

And yeah, it's mostly in English, but there's
a Japanese section there.

>>67
thanks.

Australians site huh...
Is that forum popular in foreigners ?
I thought massive bbs system, for example 2ch, is not popular because
almost English community was the FORUM itself that required ID and password.

×Squeeks
○Squeaks

>>68
Well, it's nowhere near as active as here
but it is quite new.

>>69
No, his username is Squeeks.

LOLz~~

>>64
>spouting unfunfunny masturbatory injokes......lol
I'm actually surrounded by these types of people in real life (at work),
boy, do they look STUPID!!!

X unfunfunny
O unfunny
sorry

Yeah. I happen to know a lot of 4channers... some of them are actually
fairly intelligent people. I can't say that for most of them though.
They aren't serious about all the things that are said on 4chan... they're
just jokes.

I don't particularly like 4chan myself, but it's not as bad as everyone
seems to be labeling it to be. Definitely not safe for children to visit,
though.

On another note, hello again, everyone.

>>74
Hey, there!

>>74
But they blew up my yellow van! ._.

>>76
Oh, was that yours @.@???

>>76
And recorded/replayed the clip, just to rub it in! The whole fox news
thing was just hilarious. The idiots made 4chan out to be some organized,
sub-terrorist group when it's really just complete randomness. Rofl.

a white knight appeared to fight 4chan.

he was hal turner!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOu2UUiMrUA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeBN1KMDaOw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXeHT2L5IwI
it can't beat them

If you look like a spic and act like a spic,you are spic!

>>82
is there a typical behavior of what it calls "spic"?

>>78
I think they're just trying to scare the public
so that they can impose more controls on the
net.

Maybe I'm just being paranoid though.

>>84
Who knows, you may be right.

Fox Network has an obvious anti-liberal bias, generally supporting Bush's
administration. And we know that Bush wants to keep control of the internet
to his own administration, as shown in 2005 when control of some of the root
servers were to be handed over to an international organisation, but then changed
his mind. I think what Fox is doing here is, as >>84 says, trying to alarm the
general public and get more support for this monopoly.

Personally though, one of the best parts of the video was when they were scrolling
down the so-called 'invasion' board (I believe the i board on 4chan is oekaki though)
and shows an image with "We're discussing penises. Do you want to join?".

Kojima Yoshio, a Japanese comedian with the strongest momentum right now:
Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDebdPbXRO0

I guess anonymous is good because a few particular people
do not control the forum. when there are always regular in a certain
forum, somebody from outside is hard to get in, but when most of us
are anonymous, anybody can easily come and leave. well I like
it when some foreigners such as igirisu-jin san scotland-jin san
and ether and amerika-jin-san(kiss)(I'm a female ^^) are around and give us some
advice on our english studies and such.

>>87
LOL
"sonnano kankei nai" makes me forget all the bad things
temporarily.lol

actually FoxNews is not biased at all, and always shows both sides, Bush's side and Cheney's side. haha-

hey today's exactly one year away from the Beijing Olympics!!
I'm so excited! How about you guys?!?!

shut up!!

I will shut up!! Fucking assraming shiteater!!

>>91
Sonnano kanke ne〜
Sonnano kanke ne〜
(Who cares!)

Yeah! Beijing Olympic rocks! I had some guests from China
recently and I receives so many licenced products and they are all over
my room! lol

sonnano kanke ne~~
sonnano kanke ne~~ (chorus with >>94) ^^

The Beijing Olympics is going to be great, I'm sure.
But some things should't be forgotten.
For example, Chinese people eat babies when they are not male.
They are savage people, as savage, if not more, as Scotchmen.

>>97
you mean 胎盤（mother's bloodstream)?

>>98
sonnano kanke ne~~
sonnano kanke ne~~ (chorus with >>94) ^^

>>99

sonnano kanke ne~~
sonnano kanke ne~~ (chorus with >>94) ＾＾：

>>91
A year away from the Beijing Olympics and already Britain has London 2012
Olympics posters and advertisements everywhere, with that terrible logo.
I think it's a bad move by the promoters, because when it comes around,
everybody will be sick of it by then.

Anyway, Beijing is much more interesting than London. London is full of
filthy pigeons and buses.

>>88
You're right, it is easier to get into an anonymous board, since if nobody
knows who the regulars are (though sometimes you can tell by the way they
write...), they can't really stick together and so everyone can join in.

This is a good one;

When one has finished building one's house,
one suddenly realize that in the process one
has learned something that one really neede to know
in the worst-way before one began.

>>88
yeah. when one forum would welcome everybody even, each of
their nick names really don't matter. but often they tend to set up
their own comfortable world that only few people can enjoy,
i.e. they have certain history of their relationship so
they are comfortable staying with a few particular people and tend
to ignore new people. and when someone leave in that group, it would get very quiet
and may die. so it is better to welcome new people to a community
for reenergization.

opps that was not for 88 but for >>101

OH that blow job logo is officially the official logo?
That's so exciting! I can't wait for 2012!

How do you say「進行方向左側の窓際の席」in English?

>>105
if you can't wait 2012, how would you kill your 5 years from now. lol

>>106
Still booking the seats? Something like:
"A window seat on the left hand side, facing the direction of travel"

vvvvvvvvvvv
|ПП ПП|
|ПП ПП|
|ПП ПП|
|ПП ПП| - (Left hand side (facing direction))
|ПП ПП| - Inner seat -> ПП| <- Window seat
vvvvvvvvvvv - (Direction of travel)

>>105
Yeah, that's the one!

>>108
Sorry, should have explained the picture is from the top of the carriage.

>>108-109
Thank you again!!
Your explanation is easy to understand!

Stand up like men and drive the enemy into the sea!

You Cowards,traitors!!!!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6938433136567225929&hl=en
Fight for the cause!!! 14words!!! Remember!!!

Inner seat is more common than aisle seat in the UK?

looking up in the dictionary,aisle seat comes out instead of
inner seat.

>>112
Ah, sorry. I was a little lost for words earlier, I think, and not thinking
straight. You're absolutely correct, we usually use 'aisle seat'. Really
should have thought of that having spent the last 5 years commuting by train.

I thought this was supposed to be fat camp.
Why on earth are we doing this stupid exercising and stuff?
And are you guys aware that the food served to us here is absolutely
disgusting too? And where the hell is our third meals anyway?
What? What do you mean lose weight? Are you stupid?
Do you speak English, sir? This is fat camp. F-A-T, fat camp.
For God's sake, we're supposed to get fat! Hey, give me back my Snickers bar!

Today's Hiroshima Nagasaki's Atomic bomb day.
I see there are many campaign and we hear victims'voice
domesitcally but I wonder if there are doing
in out side Japan as well. e.g.Yoshinaga Sayuri's activity
is great but she's doing only domestically. Why she doesn't go
abroad and read victims poems in English.

because self-complacent.

*Nagasaki's A-bomb day.Hiroshima was earlier. sorry.

>>101
@.@
Don't people in England like those double-decker buses?
When we think of London, we associate it with those buses and black cabs among other
things, since we don't have two-story buses or cabs with seats not
facing the direction of travel!
When it comes to taxis, we hear that London cab drivers need to pass a very difficult
test so they even know every little ally in the town.
But in Japan, sometimes those who cannot get other jobs become taxi drivers,
and there is no test as such, so if you are an unlucky passenger, the driver
may not even know the very famous hotels in Tokyo.

>>118
Ah, double decker buses! They're mainly used in the busier cities with a lot
of commuters, such as London. My town has a population of 100,000, but only
uses standard buses. A few days ago, though, an old-fashioned double decker
bus passed by while I was walking... it had white ribbons and things on it.
Guess some bus enthusiasts were getting married. The red double decker buses
are a common sight in London though, along with black cabs.

You heard correctly also, this test is known by London taxi drivers as "The
Knowledge". The test can take between 2 and 4 years, and apparently, about 80%
of the applicants drop out or fail during this time. During part of the interview
for the test, they are asked the fastest route between A and B. I have no idea
what their wages are like, but most commuters tip generously. Personally, I give
an extra 15% of the fare (assuming I'm there on time).

>>115
Some of us here know about that, but most do not. There's been no mention of it
at all in the news or in documentaries here. I'm sure anyone who organised a peace
event would be welcome, though. But there's been no publicity at all.

>>118

This is my opinion but in Europe, many professions that erquire
practice, skill, experience etc are repsected by everybody.
some are called maestro who manufacture exquisite products such
as watch, taxi, bus drivers are also required high standard while in Japan
anybody with driver's licence (not the regular one though) can be
a driver so the profession as a driver would be the last job
when he/she become jobless

>>119
I see, then installing a car-navigation system inside their cabs must be
considered cheating in London, or maybe even humiliating, LOL~~
And yeah, you have the tipping custom for better motivation, which we've never had in Japan.

>>119
Question!
Is there such thing called '白タク'(=illegal/unlicensed cabs) in London?
If I remember correctly, in addition to the prestigeous black cabs,
London has regular taxis, right?
If so, and if there are illegal taxis, how can one tell the difference
between the good regular taxis and illegal taxis?
Plus, are the fares for black cabs higher than those for regular taxis?

There used to be Tama-chan, sea dog. and now there is Ara-chan in Arakawa
river. there is one dolphin spotted in Arakawa river yesterday in Tokyo.
unbelievable! Ara-chan is alone even dolphine like to live in group.

In New York, almost none of the taxi drivers speak English. They
Come from all over the world and some of them are good, and others
barely know how to drive! It's very diverse and random that way.

I rarely ride taxi. I take train and bus most of the time.

>>124
True.
You'd be better off if you could speak Hindi or Panjub if you
use a cab in NY, LOL~~

>>121
I have a friend who lives near Tokyo who is a part-time waitress, and her
wages seem to be ridiculously low. In the UK, waiting staff usually get the
minimum wage, but also get to keep the given tips, which can be very generous
on a busy night. Is there any way for people in these sort of jobs in Japan
to get anything extra?

>>122
Absolutely, though the police have really been busy in hunting them down and
stopping them. There are a lot less in operation now than in 2005. However, I
have no idea how to tell the difference. Taxis usually have some kind of special
plate on the back which shows the company, serial number, etc. but I guess it
would be simple to forge. If the driver allows you to negotiate a fare, it's
likely the taxi is illegal. As for the black cabs and regular taxis, I have a
feeling that only the black cabs are permitted to operate in Greater London.
The fares have risen recently because of the 'Green Tax', which adds taxes for
road usage in major cities, in order to cut down on pollution.

or in Singapore, you can just say
"uo tsuri sentaa" (魚釣りセンター）(fishing centre)
and most taxi drivers take you to the
"world trade centre". if you speak in a
good english pronouciation, ppl there won't understand you.

>>127
green taxi as an eco taxi! that's cute!!^^

Darvish's speed of throwing balls is very fast and to make
Saeko pregnent is very fast too. lol

>>127
Thanx very much for the explanation about cabs and taxis!

Talking about waitress. I dunno in UK but in U.S.A, I've heard
that a profession like waitress is only for dumb women, but in Japan,
there are a lot of uni graduate part time waitresses. If you see the profession
like flight attendants, Japan has the highest standard. they are all well
educated but just serving coffee or tea or me...lol

>>132
Yeah, that's something I hate most in Japan.
for women, flight attendant is the most prestigeous
profession!!! makes me laugh!!!

>>127
I don't think there is a way for part-time workers to earn extra
money.
This is one of the issues that we have in Japan, social disparity,
while full-time workers get higher salaries, fringe benefits, etc.,
i.e. better protection, part-time workers are only guranteed minimum wages.
This is said to be one reason why the LDP lost by such a large margin.

>>133
Women can also become a diplomat if they are good.

>>131
Very welcome!

>>134
Ah, a minimum wage, at least that's something which can stop them being
exploited. My friend is currently a university student, so there's not
really much else she can do.

>>132-133
I was wondering a bit about the flight attendant thing. I've seen things
such as flight attendant calendars, photos, and other merchandise, but only
for JAL. And then that drama came along with Aya Ueta, 'Attention Please'
and it seemed quite strange. Of course, it's mainly a fictional story, but
you can't help but feel that a lot of the aspects do really exist...

>135
X good
O capable
sorry

>>135
yeah, if women work 10 times more than men and if given up
having a child. There are many married professional women
around the world while there are few in Japan...it explains well.

>>136
yeah, it's weird that flight attendant is the most ideal profession
among Japanese young girls. because being this profession, they
can get attention from guys and it is promised to get married
to a rich man in the future.

I'm gonna buy a new computer in this month.
sony vaio probably. I found Iiyama is very cheap lol

there is a myth in japan that woman who can speak english
is intelligent. stewardesses are trained to speak english.
one of the thing that make our eyes blur is this.

we have to add that some flight attendants are irregular employees
these days too.

i personally think that bus guide skills are beyond stewardess ones.　
bus guides have talk skill and communication skill.
stewardess are just like routine mcdonald clerks and
only pleasure to our eyes.

I have to admit stewardess are one of the top priorities.
but as in this thread, many silent people see them cynically.
we rarely hear in real life though.

english skill, it is cool commuting between international cities including yearing paris and
newyork and like that,jumbo jets are still symbol of wealth and technology in japan.
bueauty of them.
those reasons make stewardess cool. i think.

if jumbo jets only went to south east asia and stewardess were not required to
speak english, their status would fall significantly.

Ouch, sounds like women have a hard time over there if they want an
intellectually based career.

>>136
how do you think about ueto aya face? i want to know honest
impression. we won't offended.
unlike nakamura syunsuke,tv stars depend on their appearance.
so we can value her face. ueto was nominee for national beauty girl
contest and won special award.
her acting skill is not good.

i think she is overrated and overly appears on tv drama
for her face. she belongs to oscar production,which has many stars you
probably know.

>>144
I'm not >>136, so pardon me for interjecting, but personally I'd say
that Ueto Aya has a rather pretty face.

>>143
i think real intellectual women won't be flight attendants.
their academic backgrounds are not exceedingly high, soso.
for example,think about miss universe. they are beautiful but has to be
a little bit inttelectual as well. they have to not to be arrogant as well.
they take a step back to men.
stewardess are expected to be like them. it's a little exaggerating
example.

prestegious universitie's top students are mostly women.
they'll become lawyer or beaurocrats or bankers ,doctor,and so on.
they'll never become stewardess. we have dozens of woman congressmen
here. their ex occupation are not stewardess.

what we want to emphasize is that flight attendant(
regarded as just a server in western contries) is one of the
yearning occupations in japan.
there are many other intellecutual occupations and many women are
working in these fields.

http://ex21.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/tvd/1174560660/
>>145
It might be a good japanese lesson for you. LOL
Some jealous twisted minds tend to slur beautiful women on anonymous board.
But as for ueto,I think there is another factor.

>>145
I agree with you that she has a "rather" pretty face.

Kill all the fucking niggers in Tokyo.

Do you have any grudge against "niggers"?

About Ueto Aya, I like her very much.
Well if I would say she's beautiful or not...probably there are tons
of more beautiful girls in Japan but she is very cheerful.
She got a present and nice personality. We don't only see
her face but her personality.

As for stewardess, of course not for girls who have
graduated from Tokyo Uni or Waseda uni, dept of science and engineering...
but soso or upper middle class (do you understand? chuu no jou) type
of girls are yearning this occupation. I feel that's weird.

One more weird thing is an "elevator girls" in the elevator ih the department stores...
is that occupation? is she really necessary? to press the button of the floor
where you want to get off.....they might be uni graduate....HAHA

Waseda uni is probable but they can't cos they are ugly.

>>144
Her face if kind of pretty in an unconventional way, but I don't really find
her that attractive. Her mouth just seems a bit too big. I'm not really so
fond of her acting performances either, but she does have a few decent songs.

Hirosue Ryouko, however, is a different matter...

>>151
I guess it's a matter of self-esteem for some girls, rather than ambition. The
west sees the Japanese university system as quite hard worked. Just woke up, so
I'm having a bit of a hard time trying to explain this, sorry... maybe a bit later.

>>153
Good morning!
So you are a fan of Hirosue?
No offense but we see 'I'm a pampered/high-maintenance woman' clearly written on her face, but
she probably appears differently to western people's eyes.....interesting!

>>154
Good morning to you too!
I haven't really seen much of her outside of movies, to be honest, so don't
really know much about her personality. First saw her in the movie 'Poppoya',
which I really enjoyed, and seen her in movies and dramas since.

>>154
I totally agree with you. Hirosue is really annoying. She thinks
she is somewhat better than others. It clearly shows on her face.
That's why ...errr...that French director, Lub Besson didn't like her.
(Talking about the movie "Wasabi") I've heard Luc Bensson first had a
great impressino of her and gave an offer of the role on the movie,
but it turned out she was the different girl from what he thought,
but it was too late to let her withdraw the role, but he clearly showed
his unsatisfactory feeling at the interview.

>>156
Was that the reason Hirosue burst into tears at the
press conference?
Boy, that was really weird.

Luc Besson should have asked us about Hirosue before selecting her
as cast, LOL~~

>>157
Yeah, Agree. Sometimes the great maestro filmaker like
Luc Besson make a mistake. He is a human too...so we cannot
blame him. His eyes were
"fushiana" (I dunno how to say it in English, maybe diagnosed wrong?)

>>158
Maybe it's similar to how we cannot see Sean Connery sexy, but
western people see him sexy.

>>159
ahhh that's a good example. lol
and George Clooney. Japanese girls don't like him...lol
also Lucy Liu. For us, she's not pretty. but in her case,
it's a matter of what kind of face we prefer. Western ppl
maybe prefer very oriental face like hers. lol

.....and John Travolta...is he supposed be considered handsome or sexy?
Or is he a good character actor?
I don't know where I should find his charm, lol

>>160
It depends on taste, too. Some of us prefer 'cute' and come prefer 'sexy'.
I wouldn't consider Hirosue to be sexy, but she is cute.

Yeah, indeed. But in Japan not many ppl prefer Kanou Kyoko (kanou Sisters) lol
I think she's recorgnized as sexyyyyy woman among foreigners
but Japanese guys are scared of her. lol

>>163
We are afraid of the sisters because they have a butt right
beneath their face, LOL

LOL
OMG! they eat turtle dishes everyday, which contains
a lot of colagen that's why their faces are alway shining
like android!

ttp://www.shogakukan.co.jp/kanoukyoko/images/3p_01.jpg

If this is her, then I agree, she is pretty scary.

>>166
Yeah! that's her! lol
she's looks inhuman lol

>>167
She reminds me of Angelina Jolie, but with a less rounded face.
ttp://img358.imageshack.us/img358/3488/joliekyokowj1.jpg

>>168
Plz don't associate Kano Kyoko with Angelina Jolie...
Angelina is beautiful and intelligent but Kano Kyoko is just a
sample of cosmetic surgery, lol

>>169
LOL
agree!!! Angelina is so attractive, not only her face
but her inner beauty!

I feel so good...

>>171
why?

>>172
finally I feel so relieved. no more woe!

>>169-170
Oh no, I didn't mean to start a war!
Okay, I can agree that personalitywise they are completely different, but
still, they look a little bit similar, I can't change that! Maybe Kano
Kyouko had cosmetic surgery to try and look more like Angelina Jolie...

>>173
Did you bury someone in the forest?

>>174
NO that's ok!!!
they have some resemblance yea, but just that
I don't like Kano Kyoko. haha

haha seems like I don't get any more harrassment!
I used to have a DV husband for years....but he left home! (j/k )
congratulations to me!!!

>>175
you are joking, right?

>>176

Nope. there was a guy who had been bullying/harassing me for years both
mentally & physically. so i was struggling to find the way to escape.
I could have been nice to him if he'd changed his attitude but never
stopped but finally I guess he found something more fun.
I am very happy that he is happy and decided not to hurt me again.

>>177
oh wow~ DV. it is done in the closed door, so nobody usually
notice there would be a violence. but that's good there will be
no more violence. Take care~

Hello, do you remember me? I haven't seen you for half an year.
How much did you miss me?

Angelina Jolie? she is a corrupt and mentally ill woman.
her inner side is chaotic.
what she is doing right now is just a catch. they got enough
money,then they want reputation.
on another note, i think she is not so beautiful. i think she is american
oriented actress.
like her thick lips and her racially ambigous looking.

her boobs are real. so that's the merit over kano kyoko for sure.

>>174
kyoko kano was earlier than angelina jolie. she was well known
among specific people in early 90's.

i agree with イングランド人　in that
kyoko kano exotic looking is aimed
at american.

looking unhuman?
nobody can beat sonoko except michael jackson!!!!

michael jackson and sonoko are close!!! I don't know which one of them are
stronger.

http://members.tripod.com/j_marco/gif/sonoko.gif
when i see sonoko's face, i can't help thinking sonoko is sronger.

but if i see michale jackon's face,i would rather think michael is
stronger.
i want to retrace my opinion. michael is the best. because sonoko's
face is not much deformed. michael's one has been deformed complete
differntly from original one. kanryu joyuu and kanryu haiyu
have more chace to beat michael.

i wanted to use retract instead of retrace.

strange..how about this? http://www.quirkyjapan.or.tv/sonoko.jpg
this is suzuki sonoko.

>I believe the i board on 4chan is oekaki though

Yep, /i/ is oekaki. I've been told the invasion board is on 420chan or 7chan.

>>60
LOL!!! You're hilarious! Marrying a wombat! And poor old Nicole Kidman! She can't be that bad!
>>114
LOL AGAIN!!! Yeah, fat-camp RULES! Only 2 meals a day? What are you, a Sumo wrestler or something?!
And your bloody Snickers bar was taken away! Those fascist basters! Go and eat 'em!

This is called, in Japanese, 自作自演/じさくじえん. Responding enthusiastically to your own post.

>>188
Two meals a day? That will make you lose weight slower, because the body will
be kicked into starvation mode.
The best way to lose weight is to have six very small meals a day: it will
keep your metabolism running all the time. Exercise is vital, too.

>>189
Thanks, you're right. I don't think there's any fat-camp in the world,
that feeds their campers only two meals.
But the guy attending this fat-camp in >>114, stupidly enrolled himself
for fat-camp beacause he thought he could actually get fat. That's why
he's so pissed off by the treatment he's getting there.

LOL fat camp!
pig camp!
with Kano Kyoko. seems like a nightmare or a paradise! lol

Even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.

The best way to lose weight is to have six very small meals a day: it will
keep your metabolism running all the time.

Is this gracie diet? Do you know gracie jiujitsu family in brazil?
This is just what Rickson Gracie is doing.
It's strange that Ridkson keeps in good shape,
but his face is getting older...

>>192
I, too, have a dream. One day all the cats of the world will join together
to form the perfect society. There will be no class barriers. Mongrel stray
cats will be just as important as purebred Siamese. Everycat will help one
another to survive. Civilisation will truly be advanced.

ahhh
not again....Billy came back to Japan
for the fat camp campaign...for this time.

Oh now I understand his plan! He once make us fat like pig
and then put us into the original boot camp so that
our motivation would be more clear (change overweight body into
slim body, like -10 kg) than to become soso fat into slim body -3 kg.
He uses us too much...we need to hide in the concentration camp,
not in the Billy's boot camp! and become a glorious survivor a year later!
and write a best selling nobel - "A diary of concentration camp survivor"!!
I'm sure it sells well more than Harry Potter! LOL

I have a dream that one day every staray shall be exalted,
every snobbish cat shall be made low,
the rough cats will be made plain, and the gay cat will be made straight,
and the glory of the stray Lord shall be revealed, and all stray flesh shall see
it together.

I think the stray cat is going to start revolution against PRC!

>>197
Ditto!!
So actually, the stray cat is Kim-Mew-Ill!
It was her slip of langue de chat when she made that spelling mistake, LOL

I don't think so.
I am the stray cat and saying that I am not gonna do such a crap.

that's wasting time and energy. a revolutionary cat is a high motivate cat
that cares about cation and catizen. meanwhile, I am a laziest cat that only
cares about my own food. and as I visited PRC few times recently, unfortunately
I received no food and I found nothing fun there and nothing has changed at all, and just the
situation in this hopeless world including the nation of PRC

made me even more wanting to stay as a staray cat
wandering around aimlessly. But I am always a fun-loving cat that
searches for something to make me laugh
so when there is a laugh I might stop there. but I'm afraid
not in PRC in this moment. only close connected cats and chairman are having
delicious meal together.(you must be Kim Mew Ill! )
Oh...and forgive my misspelling. I am uneducated
cat that's why I've been staying as a stray. I might go to caniversity
one day after I've succeeded in burgle a house and get a million yen.

Mmmmmm... cat nip.

Ugh, so tired from working out...

Wtf? I thought this was going to be like 4chan x_X Where are the paedos? Fuck this!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Alfred_Strom
hi,i'm one of you.

>>201
I don't think your done with your 100 Jumping-Jacks yet, sir.
Don't ever think again that you can fool me, miss.
NOW, DO IT!!!

>>203
Kevin is SO cool, he's my personal hero.

>>202

Go to futaba.

204

But I don't wan-Yessir...

o_O;;

I've been away for so long... Where can I find the past few parts of this thread archived,
on a site other than 2ch?

Which martialarts do you like best?

>>209
Eating-do

Never take your eyes off your opponent.

I'm so happy because no more violence...
my happy standard is very low...before my life was -100
and now it is like -40...lol (young girls like me usually have
very happy lives such as +100 +200 or some with defects may have
+20 or 0. I hope to pull my life up to +1 in a couple months. This is my
objective for now...(:_:) I look miserable but it is good to start fresh
from the minus point...lol even water tastes good these days!!! (T_T)/ Tks

>>212
Optimistic people are more likely to get happier quicker. It's good that
you got out of the main source of your unhappiness, so it should be all
upwards (+) from here. Good luck!

>>212
I understand what you mean. When one has incurable disease,
there is nothing to worry, I mean he/s will die one day
soon but paradoxically, the every single minutes means very
precious, so she'd able to feel how happy it is to feel the air.
how tasty the water would be...

My bro has that kind of disease. He seems happy whatever he experiences.
It really makes me happy to see his smile. when your life is at the bottom,
you will have only chance to go upward...so lucky you!!!

Thanks Igirisu-jin san!! go upward(+) yeah!!! I will only go upward
from no on!!

>>214
Thanks! you are very nice! I liked your bro's story!

>>212

>I'm so happy because no more violence...

are you a victim of a domestic violence or something?

>are you a victim of a domestic violence or something?
People don't have to be. They can appreciate the lack of excessive violence
anyway.

>>216
ttsuka...I didn't recognize it myself as a victim but when I consult to
a counsellor about the relationship with my ex-bf, she said
it's a typical DV case...wahaha...how silly I didn't notice that.
But with a strong mind, I will never be a victim of his anymore. NO MORE VIOLENCE!!!
he still make psychological violence via telephone mail whatever
but I can't hear/see it anymore.
I make a declaration!!!

>>218
that's great. Only you, yourself is the one who can
defend yourself from the assault! Take care of yourself!

Is your ex-boyfried a white trash?
or a bank clerk,alumni of keio university?

so you are alumni of tokyo university..?

You were left alone in the street,being watched by the
passengers..?

>>220
I guess previously I was a slave of a trash. クズの奴隷

passenger×
passersby○ sorry

yellow trash or white trash.
which? he was not a trash. he was prince.
do you remember prince kobayashi?

>>224
race is not important. I was a salve so I must be
lower than the trash. but at least I know I am a garbage or
a sanitary worker.

i remember the song of howard jones,things can only get better.

looking at his promo on youtube,there will be always people
talking about his corny hairdo and fashion.

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/h/howard+jones/jpn:things+can+only+get+better_20066153.html
this japanese is very very difficult for us,japanese native
speakers. LOL

それをすべて失うためにおびえさせていなかった
壁を通した保証投球
私達が実現しなければならない未来の夢
千人の懐疑者手

ワウのワウのワウオハイオ州のワウのワウのワウオハイオ州オハイオ州オハイオ州オハイオ州

>>228
that's a very strange Japanese.

>>226
I hope so. but not always.
in my case, I am at the bottom so things can only get better
ONLY if I stop to see things related to him.

howard jones was really a talented musician between the early
80's and the mid 80's and produced a few good songs.
I wonder why talented man like howard becomes less productive
so suddenly. succces and money made them lazy?

I don't particulally like U2. i don't like their blatant attitude to
win nobel prize. but it's great to keep on producing megahits.

Do you know peace activist,inoue hisashi was wife beater?
ironic. he batter his ex-wife face unrecognizeble.
he criticizes japanese feudalism. why not kill himself first?

http://www.pref.iwate.jp/~hp0312/h18heiwanohi/inoue-hisashi.jpg
i bet typical image of japanese face led him to disliking his homeland.

as a reminder,i say we rarely see this kind of face in daily life.

I love Howard Jones' "Human Lib" album.

肋骨と左の鎖骨にひびが入り、鼓膜は破れ、全身打撲。顔はぶよぶよのゴムまりのよう。耳と鼻から血が吹き出て…」
please translate it into englsih. this is what hisashi inoue did to
his wife.

>>232
I see. he is also a DV.

You know, after DV punches and kicks his girl, the guy often become
つきものが落ちたみたいに very calm and very good boy? and apologizes her. after his
stress is gone (after he punches and kicks)he become a very kind person,
and the victim, the girl is also cries very hard and her emotion bursts out.
so after that her stress is also gone and they usually feel unite which
never experienced or something. it is like a taking a hot bath after
a hard running. so to beat and beaten are addictive.

the environment hasn't changed at all.
not a bit. he never makes a reform. and no intention to make
a reform.

>>236
ewwww.....only one word..."hell"

hori chiemi's husband was also a dv....

he was a doctor.

>>239
Well, that would've been convenient.

Sometimes I feel like I am the only girl that masturbates to Inuyasha. He's so cute with his cat ears (;_;)

in his uni student,hisashi inoue was addicted to going to akasen,red-light area.

>>241
You're the only girl who masturbates to anime.

>>232
Inoue Hisashi is a writer, right?
his ex-wife was so creative...or someone who likes to speak out,
an interesting woman. He thought she was having an affair and
always beated her. but she was like a "detonator", someone who
gives him an inspiration. writer's wife supposed to be like that...
but gosh...DV

women that rumiko takahashi have been drawing are very ideal for japanese men.

Inuyasha is cool. I liked him a lot when I was kid

>>244
are you japanese? your imagination is close to the real incident.
japanse novelists tended to think themself as something special and
behave like that. but we don't think inoue's case was common thing.
Inoue's soft,peace image even make the incident look highlighted.

i thought the model of fujio short story was inoue... the model
was novelist and behaved very violently to his wife. his wife
has been waiting for a chance to kill him accidentally.

DV guy's been as DV all his life...
just don't look at him. I don't see his face
even I'd encounter my ex bf.

>>248
that's a good idea, even you happen to see him,
try to see somewhere else. just don't talk to him anymore.
don't listen to him.

>>247
no that's not my imagination.
I know the story because I am a big fan of
Inoue Hisashi. I've read the story about his
ex-wife somewhere.

>>243
No, she isn't. Go visit any yaoi image boards, you'll quickly learn there
are many females who do.

fujio ... i mean fujiko fujio. how abot novelist in the western
contries? are they called sensei,sir? do they create
their own social place and behave as much as they like?

If steven spielberg(not novelist though) was a wife beater,
you would be surprised. inoue case may be similar to this.

DV's victims are usually "generous" people. they always forgive the bad guy.
that's why she becomes a victim. so the clue is
"never listen to him", "never read his emails", I skip to read when
he send me e-mails.

yaoi,junichi yaoi? legendary ufologist?

so he has been tring to contact you now!
is it safe?? don't you think you should consult police?

>>254
Yaoi is a popular word long time ago, but ppl don't use it anymore
in Japan. do they still use it?

男同士の恋愛・ヤマなし、オチなし、意味なし

i just delete it immediately without reading.

>>256
yeah i know. just a joke.LOL i think yaoi is still used in japan.

yaoi-kei is well used for the specific meaning.

>>253
Have they pulled you-victim's hair and draged you on the floor?
This is a typical image of domestic violence.

interview with the vampire is yaoikei.

yaoi is for ugly girls.
Unlike men, who are free to enjoy as much porn as they like
regardless of thier position, women have no excuse. There will
always be a ready supply of guys who'll fuck them, so the ones
that use substitutes are obviously medusa-like in appearance.
Elementary really.

>>253
they? not they. only he
he beated me hard.

Yaoi is a old word. like 80's. young ppl don' use it now.

You're so square.

yaoi has never been a popular word. yaoi is word for
narrow,inner circle.
so word yaoi still exists.

i'll buy a new computer tomorrow. so sad that i have no
internet connection. but will have one later

ordinary young people had the sligtht
knowledage of the word yaoi in the 80's and 90's.

rather,internet age propelled word yaoi. i didn't konw the wrod 腐女子 befor i
used 2chan. I still didn't know the exact meanig until
i searched yaoi on googld munite ago.
I thought 腐女子 is just a derogatory substitute word for 婦女子

>>266
You are unique.. paradox man.

>>268
paradox? why? i head to bed now.

you don't have internet connection. stil you are using internet...

hahah lol
tomorrow I'll terminate it

I want to use the internet and post a message for the first time.
would you teach me how to do it?

>>272
Do a barrel roll!

I'm a barrel itself. I'm a barrel of the game,donkey kong.

Does anyone here watch Lucky Star? I like that series. Does that make me a horrible person?

I don't know that Lucky star,but I know the lucky star of
Madonna.
http://www.acgtalk.com/files/lucky_star_characters.jpg
wahaha
you'd better read kusomiso technique rather than his silly staff.

http://iitran.secchan.net/img/src/1113773092192.jpg
I want whole episode of kusomiso technique in English.
Does anyone know?

>>275

I watch Lucky Star!

I'm really liking this series more than I should. I kind of miss the
karaoke ending though.
But Shiraishi Minoru is funny!

And Hirano Aya is a great Seiyuu.

yay lucky star! I loved the Haruhi cafe episode.

>>278
>>279
Is it a bad thing that I get most of the in-jokes involving the voice actors?

Yucky star, I know.

>>263
In the West, in smaller circles, it's still common.

When i first went to 4chan i was shocked to learn in japan they drew
porn of their cartoons, and even more shocked by the many more fetishes
that were posted after.

After seeing this I now believe that humans can masturbate to pretty
much anything.

>>280
Probably, depending on your P.O.V.
I have zero check on voice actors. I'd either have to ask my boyfriend
or my sisters to explain the insider jokes to me.
Though my sisters are slightly more into drama series than anime,
so I guess my boyfriend would be the one to go to.

>>283
It took cartoon porn to make you realize that?!
Lucky you, you must live a sheltered life.

>>285
Until i was about 17 i never really used the internet that much, so
any weird shit i only learned about via word of mouth.

>>286
Wow. No books, no newspapers, no magazines, no nothing? Just word of mouth?
Seriously?

>>286
How often do you hear about goatse or hentai on the news?

>>278
I know (sort of) this US soldier who served in Iraq. He absolutely loves
Hirano Aya too, especially her songs. It was surprising to see a well-built
guy with scars across his face from combat and training with a room full of
anime figurines (literally hundreds of them!).

Personally, though, I'm not really into anime. Movies and books are more my
thing, I guess.

>>288
Who needs that when you hear about war, or European cannibals who eat their lovers.
Hentai and goatse isn't as sick as some of the things you hear on the news.
Especially when pedophiles, murderers and rapists are involved. Also, there
have been studies made on human behavior, such as the programmed fetish one,
which have hit the news/science magazines.

My bedtime is long overdue. I need to get some sleep.
Good night, all. (- -)/~

>>290
I was just talking about stuff you beat off to not sick things in general.
Also there are tons of kids who don't watch the news or read science
monthly or whatever. You may have been a "hardened internet warrior" since
you were 14 but for the most part there is no good reason for anyone
to know about these kind of things.

>>289
is she popular? ummm...I find she's cute too.
I remember one drama called "Fighting Girl" that was a cute drama.
Yun Sona (Korean acress), Fukada Kyoko and Hirano Aya.
three of those cute girls!!!

"Don't ask, don't tell" that you're a figure otaku.

>>294
Perhaps the same could be said of all otaku!

I've been thinking about why I've never had a girlfriend.  Maybe I take my hobbies too seriously, or maybe I take life in general too seriously. I have a tendency to get too absorbed in stuff that I like.

 Also, I don't really like talking to people or getting near them.

Arrrgh. Being alone is hell.

>>296
Same. But with no particular hobby.
No job, no money, no girl, no friend. No nothing.

Does anyone have the phone number of the Japanese affiliate of Al-Qaeda?

sieg heil!

韓国はアジア一、いや世界一素晴らしい国だ
国民も国歌も国花も国旗も国土も何もかもが素晴らしい
人類の中でこれほど素晴らしい国を作れるのは韓国人だけだろう
はっきり言って、日本など比べものにもならないくらいだ。
生きる価値の無いお前ら馬鹿な倭猿には分からないだろう
きもくてうざくてDQNで残忍で嘘つきで低学歴で童貞でニートなお前らにはな
ていうか、お前ら倭猿って何で生きてるの？生きてて何の価値があるの？
いつも思うんだけど、妄言と捏造を繰り返すだけのお前らに生きる価値は無いよ？
ていうか、むしろ倭猿は全滅した方が世界のためなんだよ。自覚しろよ！
はっきり言うけど、お前ら倭猿は世界中で嫌われてんだよ！
いつも外国に行くたびに倭猿に対する苦情を嫌というほど聞かせれる
けっこう辛いんだよ、同じアジアにこんなクズ民族がいると思われるのは
なさけないことに倭猿はあまりにも無能だから自分の愚かさにも気付けないwwwww
いつか日本は世界のどこからも見向きもされなくなるだろう。いやもうなってるかw
人間の屑である倭猿は全世界の嫌われ者だからねwwwww
間抜けで馬鹿でアホで何一つ取りえが無いあわれな倭猿どもwwwwwwwwwww
なんだって？韓国が優れている証拠を示せだって？
んなことはどうでもいい、お前らの存在そのものが絶対悪であり害悪なんだよ！
だからお前ら倭猿は死滅しなければいけないんだよ！！！！！！！！！！！！

I love lurking on Japanese stickam. It's mostly old Japanese women doing karoke and there aren't many young people there ;0

It's very hot today.
I must drink a lot of water.

lets enjoy sexxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>292
I wasn't a "hardened internet warrior". The first time I used the internet
was maybe in the 6th grade. However, my family subscribed to a scientific
magazine, among others, and I frequently read the newspapers, as well as
watching the news on tv. It is logical to assume that if there are people
who do that sick things they get pleasure out of (and get on the news for,
there are also people who do less bad things than them. This is why I didn't
even bat an eye the first time I saw some "hentai" porn. Seemed fairly
logical. Goatse's rumour preceded the actual image, in my case. I kept hearing
about it, so when I finally saw it I got confused, as I had expected something
worse than that.

I like it warm in winter, but this summer's temperature is dangerously
high!!!

>>304
I don't think so.

>>302
Not with you.

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-fold-a-t-shirt-in-2-seconds-explained
I will become master of tshirt folding!

the kike!!!!

My English is too poor to express my feelings.

you filthy wapanese. traitors!!!

>>309
That's alright, just take off your pants and I'll do all the talking. （゜◇゜）

take off your pants,then >>311 will do a blowjob to >309.

But I like wearing pants (-_-;;)

no one is seeing you except her....

Yes! She's my bride to be!

you don't premarital affairs with her? I don't
think sucking your cock is sex.

Why have native-speakers gone?
Are they having vacances somewhere in the Southern Europe?

>>317
Some of us are still here. There's not really been much activity lately
here though :<

>>317
I'm hardy a native speaker, but I have barely been at my computer all summer.

I still wanna know where I can find the previous thread parts archived offsite ;_;

http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/
Handy site :-D

>>317
I'm still here. I've just been lurking.

>>319
so you are not japanese?

>>322
I am Japanese, but I'm a lesbian.

>>322
Nope. I (as I said) am not a native speaker either. I'm a Swede.

and I need sleep.
Night, all (- -)/~

>>324
oh, you are from Sweden?
Do you happen to know k-tan?
She is also a Swede and used to come to this thread very frequently.

Joan was quizzical
Studied pataphysical science in the home
Spending lonely nights with a test tube
Oh, oh oh oh

Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, calls her on the phone
Can I take you out out to the pictures, Joa-oa-oa-oaaaaaaaaan?

But, as she's getting ready to go, a knock comes on the door.

Bang bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Clang clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.

Picture yourself in a boat on the river with tangerin trees
and marmalade skys.

American coffee is like making love on a small boat.........

Fucking close to water!!!

>>329

Badum PSSH!

I like cappuccino, with a lot of sugar and cream on top of it

>>330
>Badum PSSH!
I don't know what that means, but I'll take it as a compliment, thanx!

>>329 and keep you from sleeping

>>331
Congrats!
You'll develop diabetes sooner or later, lol

keep=>keeps

>>334 please read >>331 with sexual connotation.

>>332

Sometimes after american comedians made a joke they would do a drum
solo thing like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZg3-Y1QIc4

Which sounds like Ba dum pssh!

It's an old cliche.

>>337
LOL!!
Now I know what it means. (I originally thought it was a German phrase).
Thanx very much for the link! I loved that drawing!!

>>326
I'm sort of her. Sort of as in that I'm surprised anyone remembers me.
I haven't posted frequently here for almost... half a year, I think.
Should I go back to using a handle?
I still want to know if there are any offsite archives :-/

>>327
I love that song :-D We sung it in my 11th grade choir. It's a
delightfully twisted and catchy song.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZD5hz8EnyaE
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8DNXc6A_20c

Hm... Darn, now I feel like listening to some Enya. Silly suggestive
URI.

>>329
I've heard the same be said about their beer.
IIRC, the average Starbucks coffee contains 300 mg caffeine (on
top of being huge).

american eat cicada covered with chocolate.

>>339
k-tan!!!
Long time no hear!!
Yes, plz use the handle name again.
A lot of us have missed you!
Unfortunately, school girl is no longer with us (she seems to have passed
the uni. entrance exam.) but there are tons of fun folks around.

>>340
yeah, I was watching the same program.
I wonder if there are any people from Chicago on this thread
for that matter.

Hello everyone.
I like the atmosphere of this thread, everybody is nice and sympathetic.
I have a lot of pleasure reading this thread and posting to say hello right now.

>>343
Piss off!!


Just kidding^-^
Hello to you, too~~

>>341
Oh. I didn't hear from her on yahoo...
Hmm.. I haven't logged in there for ages, I probably should.
And it's good that there are tons of fun people around. I sort of miss MAS
though. And Urban Predator. And bernardo :-/ And Hiro, and yikes I haven't
emailed him for way too long... I should do that today.

>>343
Hi and welcome! (^_^)/

I wanna know your Facebook username please.

Facebook, I've never been to the site but it's something along the line of
a photobucket version of MySpace, right?

I don't know.

Okay. ^-^

The sound differences in the music podcast I'm listening to is quite disturbing.
The music is really really loud, and the host speaks quietly.
I keep have to throw myself at my computer every time a song comes on to
lower the volume. -_-;;

Normalize it.

It's almost done by now anyway. Good to remember for future reference though.

>>353
As Illustrious leader of the PRC, I wonder if we could make a trade agreement.
We are in need of meatballs for a new Nyanko-meshi recipe, and have heard that
Sweden makes the very best. In return, what can our glorious nation of cats offer
you?

>>354
Mama's meatballs, LOL~~

>>354
Heh, PRC?
I usually am reluctant to call anything based on taste "best", but Swedish
meatballs are pretty good. I can translate the recipe from my 9th grade
home/economy class book, if you wish? The recipe at the tasteline site probably
is better, though.

http://xkcd.com/300/ ...Creepy.

http://catb.org/esr/jargon/html/magic-story.html
Fun story. :-D

I wanna exclude Ibrahimović　and Larsson from the swedish national team.

hey k-tan, long time no see

xkcd is one of my favourites
have you read this one, too? ttp://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php

>>360-361
Bernardo! Hi! I read that one too, yeah. Haven't gone through all of the archives.
My boyfriend has, though. How did your trip go? Assuming you've already been on it...

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/87241/Huge_Diamond_Star_Bigger_Than_Earth
Wow.

do you like diamonds?
they are just one of rocks.
jews made them seem valuable and earn money from nothing!!!!

k-tan is shinning like a glistening diamond. she's mine. That's all.

Hi!
Any one is here?

I'm here. how are you?

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/87241/Huge_Diamond_Star_Bigger_Than_Earth
looking closer to this picture, i found out jewish owned
mining plant.

Jews are quite intelligent, but japanese is not so wise.
This gap can not be shrinked in a short period future, it takes us another millenium

Ok I' m talking about my penis. my penis is houkei, shinseihoukei.
my friends don't know the secret.

>>103
I can see the point you are making now.

>>370
is it true? jews are all roundhead ムケチン.　they are forced to be circumcised
as soon as they are born.
do you know white people are not inborn muketin? many porn actors are
covered.
ron jeremy(jewish porn actor)is ムケチン？

>>364
I like diamonds because fine diamond fragments are great for making good
drills/sharpeners. I like good tools :-3
Jews didn't make them valuable, De Beers did by limiting the supply.
Diamonds wouldn't be as expensive as they are, if De Beers wouldn't
have that monopoly.

>>365
Humans don't sparkle like diamonds. Not unless they're encrusted with diamonds
or similar.

>>366
Sorta, going with my sister to some concert in a few minutes, though.

>>369
That statement makes little sense. o_O

>>370
You can you use medical insuarance if you are phimosis,
true houkei.
i am psuedo houkei. sorry for being superior to you.

>>373
you make me laugh. De Beers is jewish,one of world jewry. LOL

jewry,jewelry.....it's not coincidence.... i have to deepen my study.

>>373
Girl from the country of Volvo makes a differece.

I want a volvo. I don't care how cars look. I just want a
safer car. In japan volvo is rahter expensive. How in Sweden?
Is Volvo just one of domestic,popular car in Sweden?

>>369
○japanese is not so clever.

>>377
○ are not

>>376
I don't know how much they cost... Sorry...
A random page for selling used cars: http://traderamotor.msn.se/adList.aspx__cat~5677__all~0__regi~
"Pris" = Price, and it's in SEK (Swedish Kronor)

>>375
De Beers is not jews (as in the complete, or even just a significant chunk of that group),
nor are jews De Beers. De Beers may be owned by Jewish people, but that says just as
little about Jews as the little Ōmu Shinrikyō's Subway Sarin Incident says about the
Japanese people.

Anyone is here?

>>380
Hello you called?

Ōmu Shinrikyo's founder was korean japanese.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB0SOOgHtqA
he had already
killed sakamoto lawyer's family at that time. disgusting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8bUt16Q-Ow
All the aum people were criminal of Sakamoto family murder and later did sarin attack
,except joyu.
Japanese media is fool.

Which should I have now....
Black coffee or capuccino with a lot of sugar and cream on top of it?

>>385
Black coffee is good for your bowels.

>>386
Good morning!
yeah, I've heard that, too.
Drinking black coffee reduces the risk of colon cancer.
Thanx for reminding me!!

>>354
There is one exquiste meatball chef in my city but I don't think
she would cook in PRC because all the good foods go to
Kim Mew Ill and his lover while babies are starving and
dying. that's what I've heard from the news.

>>388
The PRC is not the DPRK. It is Kim Mew-Il who rules over the corrupt state
of the DPRK, letting his citizens starve in the street. I heard that he recently
ordered seven giant meatballs which were so big, they could feed the entire
population. But apparently he ate them for his birthday celebrations instead.
He is a sick cat.

The PRC protects all its cats, however. Everycat is cared for and fed as if
they were my own kittens.

Hi everybody!

What makes Swedish meatballs so special over other meatballs?
Are they made of raindeer meat?

>>385
you never know what is the real violence is
this is the real violence.

NO MORE VIOLENCE! YOU LEAVE HERE IMMEDIATELY!!!
If you wanna stay here, never use your violence!

>>389
I guess there are only one or two kittens in your nation. LOL~~

>>394
Just over 1.3 billion actually! The quality of life is so good here that
we have a problem with overpopulation. We had to enforce a law so that
each family was allowed only one litter of kittens.

how do you say 変態　in English? pervert is too weak for this word.

>>396
maniac? or abnormal sexist? or jsut simly a sick person

>>396
You can simply say 'me,' and everyone will understand what you mean by Hentai!

I'll find the place to report this crime.
I'll get a help from the police.

I'm pretty much addicted to Shemale porn sites.
Does that make me gay?

石井のミートボール以上のもんはないだろ！！！！

I prefer Meat Hope's meatballs!!

When it's cloudy, you are supposed to eat sausages.
Today is cloudy, so I'll eat some sausages for lunch.
I like those with orangish-colored skin, yum.

you like sausages in the fork of human legs.

I report to members too.

if you stop this sick activities against me I won't.
but if you continue I will report all the things including
your secret camp to all the ppl.

just disappear now. then I won't do anything bad, ok?
LEAVE HERE IMMEDIATELY AND NEVER COME BACK!

sorry I was a bit emotional.
Anyway...there is a internet crime doing toward me.
I have to report this crime to a certain place.
if you just stop this activities, I won't.
or you just write some peacefull funny posts, it's welcome
but if you'd continue this threatning, I will seriously report
to police.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/352/angorarabbitbe3.jpg

Sorry all the innocent people who like to come and read
posts for your communication with English speaking people.
I had to deal with one hacker whom I've know for years
and he also came here often annoyed me and this morning,
it exceeded my limit since he annoys me by his computer
hacking over and over. But I guess he won't do anything bad to unknown
peple here. I've already consult my problem to a certain place.
Please continue your fun talks.
Sorry...it seems like I was a thread stopper.....

*I wes the thread stopper

Are you under illusion? LOL

What on earth is my angel Emma Watson doing now?
I am hoping for she some to the side of me with her pretty wings on her back.

>>411
?
??
?

Emma Watson?
just an ordinary white girl. her age is her strongest merit.
but now she gets old.

>>415
You think my angel gets old?
Are you a lolicon crimer?

nonono. but she looked angelic when she was young.

she is just a girl next door type with prospective boobs...ｗ

which one do you like, saya(japanese 7th grader) or emma?
I guess saya is well developed for you lolicon.LOL

I love Emma only because she was born to be mine.

you are only to emma too. contratulations!!!

Excuse me... Let me ask you(are from English-speaking country), please.
1. I did the role.
2. I played the role.
Are both correct?
I'm sorry that I've suddenly come here.

a

both

Now I got it. Thanks!

God bless America, land that I love
stand beside her, and guide her
through the night with a light from above
from the mountains, through the prairies, to the oceans white with form
God bless America my home sweeeeeeeeeeet hooooooooooooooome

Sorry for randomly dissapearing last night CET, I fell asleep on a
chair and then moved to my bed, forgetting to say goodbye in the
process.

>>391
They're special because people want them to be. Because they've
attached pleasant associations to the concept of "Swedish meatballs".

>>400
That depends on why you like shemales, and whether you find males
attractive while finding females unattractive.

>>409
That's either cute or very scary... Can't decide which...

>>421
Don't apologize. You're as welcome here as anyone else, even with
inquiries and questions.

Being barely conscious, it's time for me to depart.
Bye, all. (- -)/~

3 post combo!

>>362

Hello! K-tan! Long time no see you! I'm so glad you came back!
I loved Sweden soooo much! people were so natural and kind and....really
calm and sophisticated! I found the similarity
with Japanese. It was the most
beautiful view I've ever seen in my life! I coundn't take a beautiful
night view there because my camera was not good so I bought
lots of post cards!

BTW, 360 and 361 are not me.

sieg heil!

Nein.

Ja.

mach's gut!

Komm in mein boot.

>>433
Nie.

hello. diversity filth!!!

4-ch is a website for anonymous discussion, allowing people to talk about a variety of subjects.
http://4-ch.net/

>>4-ch is a website for anonymous masturbation, allowing people to fap over a variety of (weeaboo-related) subjects.

here's the sentence "There was a friendly but naive king who [wed] a very nasty queen."

why wed?
I think it should be weds or wedded
could you explain to me, please?

>>439 It's hard to fap to AA, but it's the only thing to jerk off to on 4-ch. That, and maybe rape stories.

>>440
"Wed" itself can be used in the past tense, but "wedded" is also proper.
"Weds" is present tense, so it cannot be used in this case.

you were lying me all these years
that she's your little sis not your lover. if you
have said the truth, I could have been beside you
all the time. but you fooled me. that was your mistake.
you could have claimed the truth and I could have been your best
friend.

just stick to the boring one rest of your life
and never try 3 sum anymore. if you separate from her
I may come back to you. so long,

hey my dear victim,
let us not keep him in our minds. You have much more important
things to worry about,
Good luck to your dearest one!

Oh it's too hot,
we gotta run for shelter, gotta run for shade..........
Suitable tune for the weather like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryRgOU76VP8

2ch would be so much more fun if I spoke Japanese.
So far, this is all the English I have managed to find.

It is toooooooo hot!
I cannot stand it any more....

>>447
If you cannot stand, you might as well sit......

>>448
BURN!
Actually, that just adds to the heat.

>>449
-____-
That was NOT a burn.

I wonder how Asashoryu is doing...

ttp://www.patentlysilly.com/ ww

＞＞446
2ch is good in any language !(b^ー°)

I`m one of the studying TOEFL test for study abroad. For this,I have to
score at least 80 on TOEFL iBT. Now,I'm studying hard almost everyday.
But,I don't know where on the earth to up writhing score. I'm not
entering any TOEFL school,so no one mark my answer sheet.
The TOEEFL TEST to me is very hard exam. I have started to prepare for it
since may this year. Neither you have good input skill nor can improve
output skills such as writing and speeking. So, from May to July,
I spend my time in which tried to increase vocabulary, to listen text.
But those was not at all complete to prepare exam.
My goal is get my ideal score by end of next month.
This is too hard for me. So I'm at lost these days.
If anyone under challenging TOEFL like me. Let's share with some advise
or opinion about it!

Don't think.  Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel!!

>>455
Are you Bruce Lee?

>>455
Tanasinn?

>>455
Must be Kakuta Nobuaki, I'm pretty sure!

what do you mean by saying "you are conditional"?

that couple is so conditional. Both are children of rich family.
She's been with him since his father is a professor of her field of study
at a top university in the US. She's taken his father's credibility
to become successful in that field. and, she's controled him to be
her expected guy. He just obeys her. so conditional.

heil hitler. forever!!!

>>459
I've never heard or seen it used in an actual sentence before. From what
I understand, though, it is to have an opinion on something based on how
it acts. If you like someone based on how they act, and dislike things
about them when they act differently, it is conditional. In this case,
everyone is conditional in some way.

Hi everybody!
I'm back from my vacation at Cape Cod.
I brought crab cakes, cod cakes and clam cakes for Chairman Meow
and of course the stray cat.
And salt water taffy for everybody else. Help yourselves to some!

>>460
Conditional? She's controlling him?
Sounds like one of Pavlov's dogs...

should that be "conditioned"?

>>463
Salt water taffy sounds really tempting!
Is that the specialty of Cape Cod?
In Japan, 'sweets + salt' is in fashion right now, such as
taffy with crystalized salt, chocolate with crystalized salt, cookies with
crystalized salt, etc.etc.
Salt tastes good in the extreme heat we are experiencing now.....

>>466
Yes, it is the specialty of the Eastern coastal US, including
Cape Cod.
It comes in all the flavors of regular taffy (chocolate, fruit
flavors, mint etc.) except it is a little salty. The story is
that there was a big storm in the 1800s where the waves came into
a candy store in New Jersey and made the candy salty. So the
owner sold the taffy as "salt water taffy" and it was a big hit.
Enjoy!

>>465
Yes, you're right, but it's so close...

>>466 some makers sell "salt candy" for workers who work
in extreme heat. It's sweet and tart, I heard.
It reduces the danger of death.

>>467
I see, that's a very interesting anecdote indeed!!!
I hope I'll get a chance to go there sometime in the future.

>>469
Interesting.
Are you also from US?

I remember in Thailand and Vietnam, their sweet drinks have salt in them,
probably because of the heat as well.

>>483
"Cape Cod" sounds like a very desirable holiday location. Yes, indeed.

On behalf of the PRC, I accept your gifts of crab, cod and clam cakes.
If there is one food which cats enjoy (other than Nyanko-meshi, of
course), it is cake. These will make better eating than the weak
citizens of the DPRK. We give you our most gracious and appreciative
thanks.

DPRK is being submerged by the flooding, yey!!

WTF.

hitler is reviving!!!!

Hitler is dead.
Face the shit.

（・∀・）ｳﾝｺｰ

>>477 Small light!!!
ｳﾝｺｰ（・∀・）/~ >>> o/ >>> .

>>476
no, he is still alive in our minds!

>>479
your words come home to me. thanks!!! very thoughtful and
encouraging words!!!

>>469
we have koumechan,which resembles the taste of umeboshi.

>These will make better eating than the weak
citizens of the DPRK.

what does it mean?

Is anyone going to Comiket? The doors are opening in less than two hours from now. I envy anyone who gets to go.

I just found out that my girlfriend is a lolicon. What should I do? =./

>>483 I will be going. My sister is going dressed as Haruhi and I'm going to be kyon. (*^▽^*)

>>482
The DPRK is the Delicious Perch Roe Kitchen. All citizens of the DPRK are
perch fish. However, Chairman Kim Mew-Il starves all his citizens, so they
do not taste very good to us cats.

>>484
Turn yourself into a little girl so she will love you.

>>483,>>485
i don't know exactly what is comiket, but I guess it's a kind of event for unusual people called 'otaku'.
i'm so sorry for you guys, but they basically look so creepy.
really shamed as one of Japanese.

Don't make fool of OTAKU?

>>486
LOL!!

uh-oh.., some crazy man is shouting something around my home.
I wish he will die as soon as possible

>>491
probably because of the heatness,I think.

In this summer , it is more cooler than annual summer.
But , It's very hot . today.

I wrote that response.
And I write this one "age".

I wrote that response　"sage" .
And I write this one "age".

Correction

you say more cooler? Ain't your out of your mind?

hey jews!!! how do you compensate for the stock price!!!!!

you are responsible!!!!!!!!!!! hitler was right!!!!

nice to meet you everyone.
i wanta make friend on 2ch.
please talk with me.

I'll say "no"
I don't want to be
I refuse
I reject

>>496
Sorry , I can understand English little.
So, I'm not to sure that you write .
What dose "ain't" mean?　(colloquialism→What's that mean "ain't"?)
Is it a sarcastic meaning by any chance?
It's here . http://getupenglish.blog.ocn.ne.jp/getupenglish/2006/05/into.html

The "bunshun"wrote this summer is a cool summer . It's more cooler than Japan Meteorological Agency is expected to .
Japan Meteorological Agency expected extreme heat summer .

I prefer 'more better.'

>499　god bless you

>>498
Hello !
I cannot thought that your res is written in 2ch. (-:

I make a mistake. >>503

I make a correction.

I connot think that your res is written in 2ch. :-D

You need to study more, immature

>>505
I think so.
Writing here , is one of my practice .

Today, I saw a large number of children who are Caucasian and Chicano.
Some of them had stared me with their innocent eyes. They were soooo cute like an angel.
I wanted to embrace and kiss them!

Oh, I know exactly how you felt.
When I lived in California, some of the neighbor were Mexican or Caucasian families.
I played a lot with their children and learned a little bit childish English from them.
They were incredibly cute.
It's much different from Asian children.

>>500
"Ain't" is used just about entirely in the USA. It is used as a form of
"am not", "is not", "has not" or "have not". However, the only proper use
out of all those is "am not". In the UK, in some dialects, "an't" is used
and has been used for centuries.

But I ain't bovvered though.

>>510
Great example!

kinda is kind of right?

I used be bovver boy like japanese ``bousouzoku``

What kinda people use like ; he don`t?

"イギリス人" , Thanks .

May I ask you?
Would you like to comment(answer)？ here→http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1186468468/264-265

>>515
I'll try, though my Japanese writing isn't very good at all.

>>512
That's right.

>>514
If someone were to say that in a context such as "He don't like cheese", it
would be considered quite vulgar and uneducated.

I mistook again . Sorry .
I wanted to say "もし、よければ　〜していただけますか？"

>>516
I see .
517 is the 515 .

>>514
You are British?
How could you be?
You were born in U.K?

Oh !!! "イギリス人" translated !!!

I didn't know it .
I thought that it had been refused by you. (この文はこれではだめ？　I thought to be refused by you. または　I thought to have been refused by you. )

I'm sorry . And Thank you very much !!!

>>516
Thanks man I god it

>>519
No I`m just japanese I used be liveing in AU for just 1 year.

>>521
I'm awfully sorry
>>519 was actually to イギリス人

When I went trip to Melborne and sydney just myself, I stayed with 4 british people in same room in backpacke.
Their english is easy to listen for me.
Ozzie`s english is from British`S right?

>>522
why do u speak japanese so good?
ur father is japanese?

I mistook again and again .
I looked That Thread , and I noticed.
The answer(in that thread) was written earlier than my res .

"イギリス人"didn't write .
Sorry , I misunderstood .

>>522
I have one parent who is British (English), and have lived in the UK most of
my life, yes. I was born in the capital city of Canada (my father was Canadian),
though, but only lived there for nine months (none of which I remember).

Between Canada and the UK, I have lived in countries such as Singapore, Ethiopia and
Germany.

>>526
Good life man!! so another parent is japanese?

在日チョーセンジンとは・・・
http://makizushi77.hp.infoseek.co.jp/

>>527
Ahhh, no. One's Canadian (though his parents were Scottish), and one's
English. I can't really get much whiter.

>>529
I got it.
Do u learn japanese now?

"イギリス人"U are Popular person .

>>530
Trying to, in between a job and my education :<

It's fun though. Languages without Roman based writing systems are
always more fun. Still trying to learn more Kanji, only know a few
hundred basic ones.

イギリス人さん、
What kind of accent do you have?
Do you speak in a Beth�U, Hugh Grant, Tony Blair way?
Or in a Lloyd George, Sean Connery, Ian Paisley way?
I just hope you don't speak like Wayne Looney(Japanese joke), though.

イギリス人　are an popular person in this thread . :-D
イギリス人　もてもてだなｗ

>>533
Haha, not many people even in the UK know who Lloyd-George even was. I'm glad
that some people here do!

My accent, though, is hard to describe, because it's kind of a mongrel accent.
Think a bit along the lines of Hugh Grant's accent but mixed with a bit of
Ian Paisley (my "r" sound is quite hard, picked up from my father's accent).

I'm not really a fan of Wayne Rooney, but could you please explain the joke?

>>531
Hardly! But it's nice that this thread has become a little faster than recently.

イギリス人　GJ!! 乙！
I'm interested reading this thread . thank you!

>>535
the joke: a lot of us Japanese have difficulty in pronouncing
our "l"s and "r"s properly. So when we say Rooney, it would often
actually sound Looney. Which would be a more appropriate name for the
new-wonderboy, regarding his behaviour on and off the pitch. Brilliant player, though.
Maybe it wasn't actually a Japanese language pun, I'm sorry for that.

>>537
Ah! I see now. I didn't want to pick up on that in case it wasn't intentional
and offended anyone, haha. I have a friend who has trouble prounouncing them
differently and she gets very embarrassed if anyone mentions it.

We know that a lot of African and South Asian descendents now live in
the UK, but I can't imagine them speaking in Scottish or Irish accents.
That would be pretty funny, actually.

hey,jews!!! we no more tolerate you!!! it's time to fight back!!!

how would you compensate for subprime crash??? stock price plummeted
because of you!!!!!!!!!!!!! you drove me to bankrupsy. now this time
i'm gonna drive you to bankrupsy. patritos, be united agains jews!!!

>>540
Well, what does bankrupsy mean?
I totally can't understand it, JAP.
Before you criticize Jews, you should improve your terribly poor English skills, ha ha

>I can't really get much whiter.
Is it a self-praise? a sarcasm to japanese?
but I really respect you wholehertedly. We are slaves to you.
Long live the Queen! Sieg heil!!!

>>541
If you are smart enough, you can infer "bankruptcy"

Are you a kike??? I will let you know jap is a racial slur word.
It's a pollitically incorrect word. we have to be more sensitive.
If you are jewish, why not speak hebrew? LOL

>>543
>I will let you know jap is a racial slur word.
It's a pollitically incorrect word. we have to be more sensitive.

I absolutely know it, but so what?
funny JAP hahaha

I know that you absolutely know it. hahaha

Korean stock prices plunged at an all time low range!!!!
wrose than japan. Who did it?? Japanse??? NO!!! Japanse are
just errands..

Take a break, guys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mdMb6bRXt4

Oh!
I can't suppress my sexual desire!
I am almost driven to ejaculate with some little help.
Come on!

Is Japanse moe and mattari culture appreciated by
Western people? I am not sure they can undersatnd a subtle
nuance.

What kind of difference between military prostitues of Us and Korean army can you say?

>>548
with your right hand help.

>>547
This is the first time I see its video.
It's famous in the U.S?

>>549
We deployed prostitutes to protect japanese women from raping. We are not as childish and
intrusive as US. So we won't complain about the past things, let alone
meddle in others' affairs, which are obscure and needed to be studied more.

SAPIO　4/11号　http://skygarden.shogakukan.co.jp/skygarden/owa/solrenew_magcode?sha=1&neoc=2300204107&keitai=0
FOCUS　63ページ　封印されていた占領下の米兵「日本人婦女子凌辱事件」ファイル　水間政憲（ジャーナリスト）

（妻36歳、長女17歳に対し、拳銃で脅して･･････　から）
米軍の不法行為を明らかにする前に、敗戦後、日本政府が日本女性を米軍の「性の暴力」からいかに守るか、苦心惨憺した様子を少し述べてみたい。
日本政府が「慰安所」設置に直接関与したのは、戦時中でなく占領下の米軍（進駐軍）のためにだったのだ。
1945年8月21日の閣議で近衛文麿国務相が、米軍兵士用の慰安所の設置を主張し、池田勇人主税局長の裁断で5000万円の貸し付けが決定し、
1945年8月28日「特殊慰安施設協会」（後に、国際親善協会RAAと改称）が設立された。
その目的は、「関東地区駐屯軍将校並びに一般兵士の慰安施設」となっていた。GHQは1945年9月28日、都内の占領軍人用売春街を指令している。
しかし、これでも日本人婦女子の貞操が守れなかったのである。実際は主権回復まで膨大な数の女性が「強姦」されていたのだ。
ファイルに記された調書をつぶさに見ていこう（公開された文書は被害者の氏名などが黒塗りにされており、その部分は省略して記す）。
強姦事件は、米軍の進駐とほぼ同時に始まっている。8月30日は横須賀に海兵隊が上陸した日だが、いきなり事件が発生している。

〈強姦事件
（一）八月三十日午後六時頃　横須賀市○○方女中、34　右一人ニテ留守意中、突然米兵二名侵入シ来リ、一名見張リ、
一名ハ二階四畳半ニテ○○ヲ強姦セリ。手口ハ予メ検索ト称シ、家内ニ進入シ、一度外ニ出テ再ビ入リ、女一人ト確認シテ前記犯行セリ
（二）八月三十日午後一時三十分頃　横須賀市○○方。米兵二名裏口ヨリ進入シ、留守番中ノ右同人妻当○○三十六年、長女○○当十七年ニ対シ、
拳銃ヲ擬シ威嚇ノ上、○○ハ二階ニテ、○○ハ勝手口小室ニ於テ、夫々強姦セリ（以下略）〉
同9月1日、房総半島に米軍上陸。ここでも事件発生。
〈○○方ニ侵入セル米兵三人ニ留守番中ノ妻（二八）（中略）奥座敷ニ連行、脅迫ノ上、三人ニテ輪姦セリ〉
〈九月一日午後六時頃　トラックニ乗リタル米兵二名（中略）市内○○ニ来リ女中一名（24）連レ去リ（中略）野毛山公園内米兵宿舎内ニ於テ
米兵二十七名（ニ）輪姦サレ假死状態ニ陥リタルモ（中略）三日米兵ニヨリ自宅迄送リ届ケラレタリ〉
このような記載が「特高」解散の10月14日まで続く。
〈九月十九日夜十一時頃、（横浜市）保土ヶ谷区、出征中○○妻（27）、（中略）ニ侵入シ「ジャックナイフ」デ情交ヲ迫リ、
被害者之ヲ拒否シテ戸外ニ逃避セルヲ（中略）畠（畑）ニ連行、三名ニテ輪姦シタル。更ニ通中ノ三名ノ黒人兵ガ同所ニ於テ輪姦逃走セリ〉
調書を総覧すると、米兵の蛮行が眼前に浮かんでくる。
>>２　以降に続く

このような事件が全国で続発している中で、1946年4月東京・大森で恐ろしい事件が勃発した。

<Ｎ病院（=中村病院。その後廃業し、跡はビルと道路になった。）は三台のトラックに分乗した米兵によって、
およそ一時間近くも病院じゅうを荒らされた。彼らの総数は二百人とか三百人とかいう説もある。
婦人患者のうち重症患者を除く四十数人と看護婦十七人、ほかに十五ないし二十人の付添婦・雑役婦などが陵辱された>
「彼等は大病院に乱入し、妊婦・産婦・病気の婦人たちの布団をはぎとり、その上にのりかかった」
「二日前に生まれたばかりの赤ちゃんフミ子ちゃんは、一人の兵隊にユカに蹴落とされて死んだ」
「Ｍ子などは続けざまに七人の兵隊に犯され、気絶した。」そして、
「裸で転がっているあいだを通って、侵入してきたときと同様、彼等は表玄関と裏口から引き上げていった」

Crazy JAP, forever. What a shame.

>>539
Was thinking about what you were saying, and I don't think I've ever seen
anyone of African or South Asian descent with a Scottish or Irish accent.
I'm sure they exist, but I guess the media doesn't really give them wide
exposure. We see plenty with very typical English accents, however.

>>542
It was neither self-praise nor any kind of racial attack. It was just an
explanation of my ethnicity, nothing more and nothing less.

Also, if you don't mind, I won't respond to your political and sexual
views expressed later on in the post.

>>557
Are you an ambushing Australian? LOL

I welcome a rude,lazy,white-trash,not like イギリス人
who is very polite and intelligent.

>>560

do you mean Americans?

there are white trash in the UK? I mean not so much as
white people from specific nations as white trash people
all over the world.

>>484
This should be obvious. Ask if you may watch her making out with a sweet little loli.

>>562
There is the stereotype of "chavs" in the UK, if that's what you're talking about.
Other than that, 'trash' people regardless of skin color exist in all countries.

>>563
Don't encourage the pedophiles. =(

It is hate because only trash people among whites are called
white "trash".

I'm not lolicon. I just love school girl.

>>566
There's a plethora of names for so-called worthless/lowly citizens, I doubt
"white trash" are the only ones called that, other names are just more common
for the others, I assume.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Alfred_Strom
He is my hero. He stalked a 10-year old girl, supposing
she was 18-year old.
She is 18 year old in his imagination. so he is not a criminal.

>>567
What's difference of that?

loving is beyond reasoning. and school girl's age is within
the age of consent.

On top of that, I love every beautiful girl regardless of
ethnicities, race, nations. Not like kevin who loves only
white girls. he was a hater. I am a cosmopolitan, egalitarian.
I am John Lennon of our time. love and peace,forever.

You guys suck.

JAP = Jewish American Prick
wahahaha

That makes you what makes you laugh.

2ch is overrated.

>>573
Don't underestimate suckitude. Sometimes it's very handy.

You are Just A Prick. ahahaha

imagine all the people loving regardless of age.
you may say i'm a dreamer. but i'm not the only one.
i hope someday you'll join us. and the world will be as one.

Huh? Who the suck are you?

Prick is a very suitable word for the jews.
I don't dislike jews though.

I hate cookies but I ate 'em for sport.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>580
Don't underestimate Anonymous. (@_@)
....Let's pretend I'm not tripfagging, here.

>>579
I love the original song. It was the unofficial theme song of CRIBE too :-/

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>585
Go back to bed, Garfield.

I don't like your tone of voice, motherfucker.

So, a friend of mine who has a fascination with Russia just told me
some rather disturbing things, and now I'm feeling sort of worried.
I don't want to live in a world with WW3.

According to him, Russia kicked out all foreign media today (CET).
Which is the day after they started flying bombers across the
atlantic ocean. That in combination with their new extremely quickly
built missile system is quite disturbing. As if something is going on.

I hope he's just being paranoid and somewhat exaggerating =(

We still have media in Russia, but they have stopped broadcasting BBC programmes
on Russian FM radio as of today.

The long-range bomber flights is something they have resumed after 15 years,
like they did during the time of the Cold War. Missile systems, however, I
don't really know about. Even we're updating our missile systems, getting more
nuclear submarines and some much larger warships, but don't think we're in
danger of attacking anyone.

Hello everyone, I'm 26 year old American guy.

I'm okay. I was a little stressed out last quarter since I had a little
more work to do, and I'm always thinking about math when I'm in the
department. Emily says I scowl when I'm doing problems.

>>589
I see. :-/ It was just unsettling to see the guy who likes Russia and actually
used to like the thought of a nuclear war (he played Fallout a million times
too many) get worried.

>>590
That post sort of sounds like something from an old foreign English textbook.
Hi, though.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article2266740.ece
>>588-599
Do you know this news? We have to wait untill this crime is verified.
But it's true that hate against immigrants and nonrussian things
are becoming prominent and more tolerated in Russia than
any other western contries.
Russia is one of the white sates. But I don't
think Russia belongs to the Europe. I think they are closer to china and
mongol in a cultural sense.

>>591
It's strange that Swedish man loves Russia. Because Russia has been always
a threat to Sweden, hasn't it?

>the guy who likes Russia and actually
>used to like the thought of a nuclear war
Is he a millitary geek or fascist(national socialist) or communist or
whatever extremist?
It's unexpected that k-tan has such a friend because I supposed
k-tan was politically liberal. too liberal near to communists? LOL

It's stange too that many russinan far-rights love Adolf
Hitler. Because Hitler hated Russian and called them half-human.
Hitler tried to expel russians to siberia.
Their ignorance makes me happy.

>>592
That's so very disturbing o_O;; No, I didn't know of that.
>The video has since been removed from the internet.
Impossible. It easily could be removed from the site it was uploaded to,
and other large upload sites, but if it's been uploaded to the internet
people have saved it down, which means it can resurface anywhere
on the internet at the blink of an eye, at any place. Probably has
already, repeatedly -_-;;

>>593
Not really that strange, any country contains all sorts of people.
Also, his dad was into communism (because of my friend's father's father) and
his mother's an ex-hippie who turned super-religious after one point. He's had
a disturbing childhood to say the least. I sort of see him as a little brother,
though. He's dear to me, in spite of him having a few odd features.

>>594
He's sort of a military geek. Not really, though. He's not a fascist,
he's not a communist, but he likes some of the anarchistic ideals.
I wouldn't know where I'd place myself in a political spectrum.
I think extremism is foolish, though. But trying to sit in the center of
everything isn't really optimal either. Like I said, I don't quite know.
I do however like hearing different people speak about their ideals,
what they think they would bring and why they think it's the best
solution. That hardly means I agree, I just find it valuable to see
what people consider important, what they want, what they disagree
with and why. No population will ever be homogenous, no matter
how much some wish it could be so. Nor do I think this would be
a good thing, innovation would die. Too many extreme diversities
is hardly good either. I want to understand the world better, in the
hopes of somehow being able to see how to help making it work
as well as possible. I'm sort of a silly dreamer, I wish there
would be some way of making everyone happy, but there isn't.
So I wish I knew, that I understood, how to at least make life better
for enough people. Pointless suffering is one of the things I find
highly disturbing.

I'm barely conscious, too sleepy. Time for me to go sleep.
Bye, all (- -)/~

oh, one last thing before I go to bed:

I found an English test of mine from the 8th grade, would anyone
want me to type up the questions from it? They're pretty easy,
obviously.

Good night, and good morning, all.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

ccgirls! ccb(coconuts boys!) cc-lemon!

>>599
Where do u live?

>>602
Why do you think so?
She is a swede.

ペイン Pain? Are you Brock Lesnar?

Why does Japan allow black people to walk freely? Blacks are so ugly and rude =/

Black american soldiers, mainly from marines, behave as much as they can.
They are more favorite with women than in the US.
Japanse think they are Michael Jordan or 2PAC or Carl Lewis
or whatever.
So they get carried away in japan.
It is rather because of American brand than black people's own
allure.
African Blacks are regared as less attractive in japan.
African blacks try to imitate American blacks in Japan,
wearing baggy pants,baseball cap sideways,,,,LOL

>>604
Ｉ　ｄｏｎｔ　ｋｎｏｗ,　fuck off

>>562
Yep, we get plenty of those over here:
ttp://tinyurl.com/3dagvd

Why do they act like black rappers?
Once rock'n roll and punk are the symbols of rebel,now
gangstarapmusic is the symbol of rebel.
It's sad.
It's good that gangsta rap music sales are shirinking in the us.
almost half the privious year's sales. One rap-label got bankrupt.

They don't have any message,just trying to invoke riots and hatred and
sexual pleasure. Shallow music.
Black music decades ago had melody and message.

chav scum?
Do they deliberately use the word scum? cos they think scum is bad and
and cool?
This site doesn't appear to harm the image of chav. People in the pictures
look voluntary.

>>610
Yeah, use of the word "scum" is intentional, but not really seen as a 'cool'
thing. Most of the pictures are voluntary (apart from the ones where they are
running away from police), and probably found on websites such as Myspace or
Facebook.
It doesn't blatently insult them, but it certainly makes fun of them. They are
still mostly associated with delinquency and ASBOs (Anti-Social Behaviour Orders).
ttp://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm

(apart from the ones where they are
running away from police)
I can't say a word...

In the UK,short-cropped hair seems to be more popular among
youngsters. Beckham chaged his hairstyle to buzzhair.
I don't know it has something to do with this trend.

British people on the whole look rural and homely... far from
typical image of british gentlemen in japan.
I wonder why industrial revolution rose up from this tiny island..
and conquered the world.
Just curious and wonderous. no ill intention..

>>612
In general, shorter hair is more fashionable these days (mine's not really so
short) in the UK. You're right though, Beckham has inspired quite a few fashion
trends over here in the past.

As for the Industrial Revolution, I guess we just happened to be well organised
at the time, with the right facilities for such developments. Remember, though,
the British Empire was much bigger at the time and there were many more people.
Having such a distribution of people might have allowed a wider variety of ideas.
Things are very different these days, though.

>The buzz cut has been popular in hip hop culture since the 1990s.
In hip hop circles, the head is often covered by a bandana, do-rag or
baseball cap.

waha.
By the way, japanese school athletes,especially baseball players,
usually have their hair cropped short.
so it is not necessarilly associated with cool young culture.

I got surprised to see athletes of Czech under 20? football natinal team
were all cropped head... It did not look like something of fashion but
the purpose of displine and order.

other than discipline, Japanse climate has something to with this.
In summer, it is very hot and humid. Baseball player have to play
under the sun.

Morning! everyone!

May I ask some question?

If "ハムスターは、哲学的なペットだ"is translated , it became "The hamster is a philosophical pet.
"
Is it right?

I think that I will write my mixi diary , "Hamster is a philosophical pet. "
Because , Hamsters can't be raised how many .
They prey on each other .
It is habits of them , And it is reluctant .But , I am thought something .
「ドーキンス」「利己的な遺伝子」etc...

It's up !

Nobody is here...

Crack is a hell of a drug.

What?

It's hot day, today .

It's a hot day, today .

I can’t stand the heat.
暑くてたまりません。

Hamsters run in circles; this might make them philosophical.

>>619
Is "Crack" a name of drugs?
Is it kinda warning that some people in this thread use drugs?
Are you inflaming the thread by pointing out there are only responses
by junkies?

>>622
You are fort the western japan, aren't you? ｗ

Tokyo today is pleasant to stay.

No, I live in sentral Japan .

"fort"means"とりで"
Why did you use "fort"?

just a spelling mistake. I wanted to use "for"

uwawawaa. I'm half asleep.

not for, FROM.

Start making sense or I'll kill you.

"sentral Japan"means "中部地方" .
It can be said West Japan .
But , I don't live in "KANSAI" .

I comparatively like "KANSAI" .
"TAKOYAKI"and"OKONOMIYAKI"and"YAKISOBA", I can say that I love All of them .

My home town that I was born is nearly accent of "KANSAI".

>>630
Please kill me.

It makes me wonder... Are you from mie prefecture?

>>628
I see .
Thanks res .

BTW , what does say "そうだったのか",in English?
(「そうだったのか」は英語でなんと言うかが知りたい)

>>633
You are regrettable.

I'm just an english-learinig japanese. it's better to ask person who
is of native skill in both english and japanese
Personally, How about "I got it"?
I think "I got it" simply means 分かった！

i'm getting tird of everything.... life in Tokyo is tough..i feel like
why i should be competitive like this.
what do you guys do? how is your life?

>>635
Wrong? The only choice left of me is shizuoka...
But I don't think shizuoka has kansai accent..
In my opinion wakayama is the part of kansai.

Are you from hokuriku? some of hokuriku may belong to 中部.
I have an experience of being surprised when visiting kanazawa.
they spoke nearly close to the accent of kansai as long as
i remember.

Uho. I forgot gifu... I don't know how they speak.
I bet they speak nearly with the accent of nagoya.

How do you do?
Is there a American or a british in this ?

I think nagoya is nagoya...not the part of kansai cultural area.

It is dissapointing to see nagoyan people　abandoning
their distinctive accent. ダミャーー　ナモ! Young nagoya
people speak close to tokyoben. I am not a fan of kansaijinn.
But there is a thing nagoyan must learn from kansai.
kansaijinn are not ashamed of their accent. On the other hand,
nagoyan are ashamed of their accent... You have toyota.
still you can't be proud of nagoya and speak loud.

I thought you needed a passport to enter Nagoya..

>>640
They visit approximately from the midnight to before noon.

I ate misokatsu and misonikomiudon!!!

I got hungry. LOL I will eat some.

Suck my dick!!!!!!!

I had YAKISOBA in my local Japanese festibal

ALL YOUR THREADS ARE BELONG TO US!

>>646
sudden appearance makes me laugh.
English word for kakashi is scare crow, right?

What the "us"?
New religeous cult group or new political fringe group
or something?

>>636
Thank you for your kindness .

Incidently I forget to eat my evening meal .
I will go to buy Shop 99.

is it edible?

I will still go to the vending machine for purchase.
I want a vegetable juice.

>>653
What is this ? "it"you wrote .
"Shop 99"is a store .
I'm sorry .
I had to write "I will go to buy at Shop 99"
Aren't you japanese?

Shop99 must be selling a lot of stuff from China.

>>655
I am. I just didn't know what it was.

>>650
It's very likely that the poster was making a reference to the very
famous "All your base are belong to us" Engrish sentence.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us

I'm quite fond of the Zero Wing Rhapsody .swf video, the video
where they've mixed Zero Wing with the band Queen's "Bohemian
Rhapsody" song.

>>650
'us' is a very important word. It's a pronoun used as a object of a verb, or after 'be'.
It means me and another person or other people; me and you. Used in sentences like : "Come with us" or "Will you write to us ?".

>>648 was refering to a famous phrase, see : http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us

www.needtoshout.com/video/nae/222458_0_wing_rhapsody.swf
Here it is :-D

>>660
Before viewing that, one should both have seen the wikipedia link
in >>658 or >>659 as well as seen heard Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody
song. Youtube should have their music video.

>>661 The smurf's version is quite funny too : http://mirror.servut.us/flash/allyoursmurf.swf

>>661
Heh.. Never seen that one before. :-D

I'm off for now, see you all later (^-^)/~

odd.. >>664 was by me, my browser just didn't automatically fill
the name in that time.

>>663
you talked to yourself???

>>666
Unintentionally. I meant >>662. I hadn't seen the smurf version
before.

>>658
Oh,my Goooood!!!
Do you know zero wing anectote? It blow my mind off!! LOL
This story has been popular among only a few game mania in japan...

I may be wrong. I just happned to see the topic in game thread of 2ch. "all yuur base are
belong to us" may be more popular than I have thought. Of course it was
well known in small circle before 1998.
Is "all your base are belong to us" popular among european people?

Btw I did several dozen loops, using stop botton.
I wanted to see the real ending. But Mega Drive
freezed before i can see it. As long as I confirmed, The stories
rotated again and again. But My memory is obscure..

Lines of "cats" gets less serious and meaningless.
Cats said words like "pee-pee" "doody". "Cats" also expressed the
arraingement of pointless and scattered words like だばばびがががあ.
Zerowing of megadrive seemed to make mock of people who continue playing
monomaniacly the hardest game to see the real ending.

Difficulty of the game gets harder and harder. And after 3 to 4loops, it
gets back to the first loop again. Its difficulity was beyond human
ability. I used stop button..

Arcade version is well known for its difficulity too. Some God
gamers archived 10000000 though. As for stage accomplishment,
4-2 is recored.

To be sure,I used stop button as well as slow mode.

For japanese honour I want to note that the flaw of "all your base are belong to us"
is easy to find for average junior high students. so "all your base are belong to us" is
laughable for japanese too.
Toaplan programmers were brilliant but their
english skill happened to be very low.

My memory got confused.. "All your base are belong to us"
may come from America. I played japanese version and it should
never have had english translation.
If my memory serves me correctly , strange english
already appeared in Ultimate Tiger究極タイガーtwin cobra.

Just like the original "Monkey Magic" was sang by a band "Godiego",
which is also sang by a band "Monkey Majic" now.

>671
oops, Monkey Majik to be correct.

Monkey magic lol
I remember such a trashy lyric

♪ Born from an egg on a mountaintop...

takekawa graduated from state-run tokyo university of foreighn studies,
which is different from University of tokyo.
and his major was english.
Is his lyrics strange? Two of his members are american and
micky yoshino studied at colliege of music in NY.

http://allyourbase.planettribes.gamespy.com/video1_view.shtml

This is the version I'm familiar with...

>>636
You got it!

>>634
I wish I knew!
When would you say it?
Does it have a different meaning than 「そうですか」?

I wish I knew! implies that He doesn't know but wants to know, doesn't it?
そうですか has the nuance of just agreeing with another opinion.
no suprise.
そうだったのか implies that he has been seeking the answer
and he has finally fount out the answer just now.

>>675
First, Takekawa admitted quite recently that he didn't speak any English
although he majored in English at Tokyo Gaigo Uni.
He even said he 'deceived the whole of Japan' back then.
Second, the English lyrics of most of Godaigo's songs were written by
Yoko Narahashi, who spent around 10 years in Canada in her childhood,
who's English is better than Japanese.

Those are the facts, however, I thing the point >>673 is making is that
what's conveyed by that song is meaningless, if there is anything
actually conveyed by it, LOL!!
And I agree. That song is silly.

>>679
I watched the talkshow between Godaigo members including takekawa and peter barakan,
music critic from england now living in japan.
takekawa seemed to understand english and spoke in english.

but your informetion was useful. thanks.

I suppose if there had been anything strange in english,
two native spekers would have pointed out and changed it.

>He even said he 'deceived the whole of Japan' back then.
what does it mean? like he can speak english actually not?

I wonder how takekawa and foreingners communicated. micky yoshino
was the bridge between them..?

I personally like galaxy express 999 theme. I don't like old and new
drama of saiyuuki. I don't like tatori shingo either. LOL

>>681
The band consisted of Japanese and American members, the lyrics of
their songs were written both in Japanese in English, Takekawa majored in
English at Gaido Uni. and his English pronunciation was good when he was
singing the English versions........
All those factors gave Japanese audience the impression that Takekawa
was fluent in English, but that actually was not the case.
Their song writer Yoko Narahashi also said in an interview that
Takekawa once tried to write lyrics in English, but they totally lacked the
rhythm peculiar to English.

I'm sure he was able to communicate to a certain extent, but obviously
not as fluently as Japanese audience expected back then.
That's what he must have meant by 'deception' when he used that word.

i think your english is better than takekawa
back then... are you japanese?

naniwo hozaiteruno desuka kono butayarou!

>>684
You are clever. Your japanese tells your nationality.

>>684
fun

>>684
　you are a man

>>678
Thank you for explaining the difference.
For 「そうだったのか」 an English speaker would probably say something
like "Oh, so that's how it is."
PS I am a she.

i love she male more than real woman.

omaewa okamaka kono butayaro !

i love okama. but i'm not okama.

die you panty waist faggot!!!

So, this is a thread for Nipponese to chat in English?
What's the point?

Suck my dick!!

>>685, 686, 687
arigatou

Hello, I am looking to meet Japanese people.
I am 17 years old.
I live in Chicago in the United States.
I am a new to 2channel, so I don't really know what I am doing -_-.
I am not very good at Japanese, but I am taking private lessons.
I want to become fluent one day ^_^.
Sorry if I posted this in the wrong place.
My Japanese is too basic to find my way around on this site.
Thanks!

>>508 What was so different about Asian children? Are they not considered to be cute by Asian people because of their black, soulless eyes? Or their emotionless faces and shrieking voices?

>>Fool, Japanese people hate Americans.

>>696
Have you eaten the cicadas only appear every 17 years in Chicago?
Did they taste good?

>>696
where do you get to know this web site?

How many peoples writing here from US?

omaera wanani kakaruna yo! chichikichichichi-

I love africun culture.
murder and rape.

fantastic!!

You are a crazy idiot.

i love Bu-sho-mono too.

Get lost.

Hi gays! What's up your asses lately?

Shut the ass up, constipated faggot.

how old are you guys?

Believe it or not, these gays here are in their mid 30's.
With no job, no girl and no life. So, don't be too harsh on me.

the level of conversation is so immature
like wannabe gangs

>>703
I hate white american culture.
murder, rape, bombming, war, arrogance, rudeness and blindness.

just kidding... most americans are nice.
just couldn't stand >>703's racist attitude.

sorry!!!

sorry,i've suddenly come here.
I have to turn "The old tree was cut down last week" into the active voice. Does the sentence "Someone cut down the old tree last week" have any mistakes? I want you(are from english-speaking country) to answer about it.

>>712
I agree. I don't like Anglo-American culture which has dominated the States.
It's exactly what you describe, and they are selfish, fake, not caring, only thinking about
one's own benefit. I lived in LA about 5 years. worst there.

Ha!
At the sight of this thread, I'm totally surprised.
The flow of this thread seems very very serious!

Sorry guys, but humans are all the same, wherever you go.
There is no better place, there is no nicer people.
Get real, and FUCK HUMANITY!!!

>>714

You get that anywhere. Especially industrialized societies. The cultural veneer might be a little different but people are people wherever you go. Some are good, some are bad.

>>714
please tell me specific about your LA life.

In fact, in LA, even Americans say LA people are fake and don't like to each other.

sleeeepyyyy
good night......

America isn't so bad. Although, being Canadian, I am somewhat ashamed at how other countries view us as the same as America, which isn't true in any respect.
But, again, most Americans are very friendly, accepting people.

african americans are soso. i love genuine african continent
culture!

I found something that might cheer some of you up:

>Some losers are lucky in love
>
> Yoshihiko Higa, a 29-year-old planner of social events, is having a busy summer.
> He's been on dates with six women in the last couple of months, one of them becoming a casual "sex friend."
> Higa isn't particularly rich and certainly isn't good looking. In fact, in describing his appearance
> he uses the adjectives "ugly," "pudgy" and "effeminate." Yet it's just those traits that he exploits to meet and impress women.
more at http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/fd20070819t3.html

I saw part four of
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/documentaries/features/europe-nat-history.shtml
today. Awesome :-D

why do you assume i am ugly? you are correct though.
i look like amachi shigeru.

So, how many of the people posting in this thread are from Japan?

>>725
I don't assume people are ugly. I do however assume that too many people
waste time at feeling bad about their "flaws" instead of focusing on
their good sides and turning their weaknesses into strengths.
I've seen good looking and gorgeous people waste too much energy
fretting and feeling bad about traits that aren't really bad.

>>726
The vast majority.

Bedtime for me. Bye, all. (^-^)/~

>>727

Well, are you from Japan? Your English is very fluent.

Also, I agree with you on the whole flaws thing. So much self-pity.

american national socialist workers, be united!!!

>>730

Well that was kinda random. Haha.

I got bored and desided to see if google.jp would only show me results in Japanese, and found this familiar website at the top of the list.

>>729
>>727 is a Swede.

Her english is good. But sometimes I find somewhat different
usages in her English which I don't see in English of native speakers
like イギリス人. Sometimes her english is more complicated and
hard to analize for me.
>waste time at
In this case I think preposition "in" is rather appropriate than "at"

She is swedish.

This is just an impression that I've had. No ill intentions or anything.
My english is out of question.

Out of "the" question. LOL. Really I am out of the question.

>>713
That sentence has no mistakes and is in the active voice, good work.

>>734
I don't know about that; if k-tan hadn't identified herself as Swedish,
I would have thought she was a native English speaker. Her English is
that good.
I'm very fond of my neighbor, who is a charming Italian grandmother.
But today she had a party for her family in her back yard
featuring old disco hits plus Italian love songs with passionate
accordion solos...so we went to the beach.

Why don't you strike them back with country and western instead of
retreating to the beach.

>>737
I don't own any!!
I do have a Nirvana CD though...
Anyways, the beach was beautiful today.

country music is great. soul of america. Glen Campbell is a god.

I've heard that Frank Sinatra songs were used as punishment
for delinquent students in a high school in America, i.e.
the school made the students listen to Sinatra songs when they did
something against the rules.
But I don't know if that worked or not, LOL~~

ordinary discreet whites, like kerwin white love sinatra very much!!!

>>739
Yes, the original Rhinestone Cowboy.

This one's for you...my favorite Glen Campbell song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qoymGCDYzU

And now for something completely different...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5xBadkEmSs&NR=1

I think the song is American, but the video is Dutch.

>>743
LOL~~
I'd never thought those two colors were at odds with each other!

I couldn't believe Garth Brooks(spelling?) is the NO.1 records(CDs) selling
artisst, topping Micheal Jacksoin, maddona, Beatles, whatever.

We Japanese know C&W is popular especially, rural areas like midwest but
didn't know The most record selling artist is Country and western band.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5xBadkEmSs&NR=1
the video is good. the staff is degenerate, worthless.

I didn't even know the name of Garth Brooks.
He looks like gay.

>>745
Actually, Garth Brooks is the best selling solo artist in America.
Maybe.
The Beatles have sold more albums than anyone in America.
There is some controversy about whether Elvis Presley has sold more
albums than Garth Brooks. Records sales figures before the 1980s
are not accurate.
My bet is on Elvis...

How do you say when you are down before climax?

Elvis can't compose music right?
I think Elvis is overrated.

I always wonder why americans are so enthusiastic about Elvis.
America has to be always No1. so they can't easily accept the Beatles. Beachboys
lacks something. They lack nice looking.
This is my resoning.

>>746
The staff?

I was wrong about the band; it's a Kuwaiti rap group, Army of One

>>750
Misora Hibari doesn't write music, either, but she is considered
one of the greatest, if not the greatest, singer in Japanese history.
Although I'm not her fan or anything, I found her amazing when she sang
some songs in English.

>>750
If you listen carefully, Elvis is off-key much of the time.
Especially in the ballads.
But for reasons I don't understand myself, he is wildly, insanely
popular, especially with older women (I mean older than me.)
But you're wrong about the Beatles; they were well-loved here.
I remember when you determined what kind of girl you were by which
Beatle you liked. I was a George fan myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuUhZxkr194&mode=related&search=

>>752
In japan there is little history of singer and songwriters.
Our rock music history is not as deep as western one too.

Most of enka musician(japanse folk singers?) can't compose.
They are only required to sing somebody's song well.

Elvis was a rock musician. He has lots to be compared to.
So He may well be relatively small.

When it comes to lyric writers, Aku Yu is the best!!!

>>752
I had never heard of Misora Hibari, but they have videos of her
on Youtube (what doesn't exist on Youtube?).
Her voice is just amazing.
She is wonderful.

I often mistakingly use 'too' instead of 'either'.
Can this phenomen never happen among english speaking
people?
I still don't know why we must use 'either' in negative sentence.

>>753
I know Beatles is loved too in the us. But Isn't Elvis special?

'Elvis is still alive' or 'Elvis look-alike' things look silly
to my japanese eyes.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=kbjz6kj5y_0
She is a real genius. She is far better than hibari.

>>758
And here Chiaki Naomi performs a fantastic version of a famous blues song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmmMv22Srpg&mode=related&search=
I have to stop wasting so much time on Youtube.
Good night all!

>>759
Yeah, Chiaki Naomi is a legendary singer, indeed!
Her voice is exceptional and she creates theatrical atmosphere when she sings.
Too bad, she is not singing anymore for some reason......

You know, I am now just realizing that you all have much better taste in music than me.

I'm writing this stuff down.

national socialist workers! rise up! and make revolution!

I love little girls
They make me feel so good

I love little girls
They make me feel so bad

When they're around they make me feel like I'm the only guy in town

I love little girls
They make me feel so good

They don't care if i'm a one-way mirror
They're not frightened by my cold exterior

They don't ask me questions
They don't want to scold me
They don't look for answers
They just want to hold me

Isn't this fun?
Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare too?

I saw 15-20 white people at Comike yesterday; this seems like a lot more than last year.

>>764
Are you merkin who tried sending New Year's greeting card to 2channers?
If so, long time no see. Are you following this thread or just peeked
after long absence?

Must be merkin-the-thick-head.

XD Konata-chan tries to sing *Monkey Magic.*

...And fails.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anijDDn0oz0

Get out of here, Aniota

>>759
Do you know this singer?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY83IdPJZNw&mode=related&search=
His name is Nakamura Ataru, and has made public that he has
gender identity disorder.
I think his (her) songs are very beautiful.

i like Japanese anime. anime is wonderful Japanese culture!!

I like Anime songs!

Hitler rules!

Adolf ate Eva Braun's fresh excrement every morning, for his health.
It smelled pretty good, but tasted disgusting.
Fucking Vegetarians! They never change.

Anime is wonderful. It sure is one of Japanese cultures.
But grownups who love anime are nerd, otaku.
I feel like puking to see adult men who are into a particular anime
character. Puking on thier heads are a good idea!

adolf never drank alchohol and never smoked.
he is alway one step ahead.

Adolf drank Eva's piss beer every night.
The bubbles were especially terrific. Lucky him!

Any form of hate, harassment and discrimination against us anime
otakus' is illegal under the Protection of Nerd Culture Act of 1999.
You delinquents will go straight to jail if you offend us anymore.

>>769
Thank you! I don't know many Japanese singers, except the young
idols who sometimes show up in television dramas.
That was just beautiful. Maybe someday I'll understand the lyrics.
She is a very talented musician.
Thank you everyone for introducing me to some of the great
Japanese singers!

>>774
I myself have watched, and enjoyed some anime. And I don't consider
myself an otaku. I loved "Honey and Clover"--it reminded me of
my college days.
Why is it okay for adults to watch some cartoon shows like say, the
Simpsons, and not others?

>>773 got excuted by storm trooper!!

Because nowadays, a lot of Japanese anime is made exclusively for us
pedophiles who never had a real life and failed to grow up to face
the world out there. It's basically softcore porn without the porn
side of it, and even sometimes with it. It's our alternative life,
where the girls somehow never notice that we're so repulsive.
It's not satirical comedy, it's not an action hero cartoon show,
it's just my life that I never lived.

>>765
Yeah, it's me; after 2ch put in place the posting restrictions, I gave up for a while; I'm hoping that since I'm in Tokyo now, it'll let me post without having to go through all sorts of extra difficulty.

>>734
Sometimes her English is bit too complex to convey meanings, but it is much
better than mine.

porn anime culture sometimes forces us to concern about distinction between real issues and imaginary affairs.
However, we shouldnt forget porn animes is working as safety valve of frustration for persons who have never got up their sexual appetite.
In other words, the culture reduces criminals derived from the sexual appitite.
From a viewpoint described above, I think we should accept this culture,
which works as a safety valve of our society, though some dislike such a culture.

>>781
Piss off.

>>784
いってよし".

I'm with 783. 'porn anime culture' is a steam valve for people with a social deficeit.

I'm totally disappointed with you as a human being.
I hate you.

Hey, I just got back from the Comike. I spent about 50,000 yen on the stuff, so I'd better like it.

>>780, 783
There is some (well a lot, actually) of anime out there which
has a weak story but tons of fan service. I avoid those shows.
And we have our share of offensive shows here too--"South Park"
or the earlier "Beavis and Butthead" come to mind.

But there's so much good anime available. I own most of Miyazaki
Hayao's fims, which I bought for my kids. I think "My Neighbor Totoro"
is one of the best films for children ever made--it captures the world
of a child's imagination so beautifully. With the exception of The Lion
King and Mulan, I'm not too crazy about much of the Disney stuff--too many
princesses finding their prince and living happily ever--gaak.

Although I've moved on from anime and am mostly watching television dramas.
I love shows that only have 10-12 episodes-perfect for my short attention
span.

One of my friends told me he earned ￥４００，０００― on the Comike(pure profit).
Earning 400000 yen for three day is very surprising!
What a big business it is!

What did he sell? 同人誌？

>>790
There are even bigger groups that earns over 10 million yen through
the Comike.
Over 300 thousand people get together to take part in the Comike
in Tokyo. Although I've never been to Comike, I took part in
something like "after Comike party" where people who bought a
lot of stuff in the Comike show came along. Some items looked
very expensive.

The most expensive things I saw there were in the range of 2000 or 3000yen
per issue. Given that those were the most popular, and thus stocked large
numbers, it's not surprising to see the more established artists rake in
huge piles of cash.

>>785
You must be enjoying summer vacation maybe, comic book market.

>>789
Don't your kids go to summer camp?

I have a question to foreigners.
How do you think about shotacon(boylove yeah,kinda pedophile)?
Shotacon is Japanese traditional thing. Many of Samurai loved beautiful little boys.
ya.I am shotacon too.and there are many Shotacons in Japan.
I have Shotacon American friend he is same as my age 17years old.
but I think British really hates shotacon. righ?
dont be racist to shotacon. there are maybe some bad shotacons, but it is same as only girl lover.
there are also stupid only girl lover.
but we unstupid shotacons dont do stupid thing to kid. We just love them as you love girls (I'm bi thoug.but I like boys better)
We need understandable shotacon by foreigner. Im serious.
and also I think gay is ok. cuz its free to love anyone. sex is no matter.isnt it?
boy have sex with girl ya its just for make baby. I want to have my child too. I want to marry with girl.
but YOU should think of Shotacon culture and understand.
and if you like. you can take part in Briliant Beauty of little boys. thank you.
Im waiting for your amazing answer.My American shotacon friend is Riley.
If you want him to join this thread, ask me. my english is really poor LOL..

>>796
Your English is terrible but far better than average 17 year old high school
kids in Japan. You must have lived in an English speaking country.

I'm a foreigner. I don't have any interest in 'shotacon' myself, but if
nobody gets hurt and its all in your mind, then I don't see any problems.

>>796

Well, I'm 16, and personally can't stand the thought of being with a man older than me. Or a man at all for that matter.

But I guess I understand, everybody's different.

HOWEVER, isn't it illegal to be with somebody younger than 18 in a sexual relationship?

I'm thinking 'shotacon' doesn't extend beyond the realm of fantasy and
dojin. At least, under normal circumstances....hope not, anyway.

>>795
Yes, of course they do, but only for 1-2 weeks. And our summer
break is 11 weeks long.

>>796
My amazing answer is that you shouldn't express those views if you
ever visit America. Sex offenders are considered the lowest of the
low here, and anyone over the age of 18 that has sex with anyone
under the age of 18, even if it's consensual, is considered a
sex offender for the rest of their life. And you go to jail for that.
Shotacon, lollicon, whatever, it's unacceptable here.

>>801
The only thing America hates more than Uwe Boll movies are sex offenders.

Even the inmates at jails will mess up pedos..

I'm pretty sure prison inmates would mess up Uwe Boll, if they had half
a chance. But his "movies" are just part of a German tax evasion scam
anyway...

It's more of a universal thing. Alexander the Great, Caeser and
Napoleon. All these masculine war heroes shagged young boy's asses
as much as they liked, just like Nobunaga did. Greeks and Romans were
very open about it before Christianity came along to make things
more dull. And not precisely British, but the writer Oscar Wilde
was put in jail for boy-shagging. It's basically nothing special.
Sorry if I'm wrong about Napoleon, maybe it was the great Mongolian
leader Gen-ghis Khan or somebody. Just don't get caught. That's all
I have to say.

>>804

Ha! Sage advice.

>>803
Haha, so that's his secret. That tax-evading bastard!

>>804
All of Oscar Wilde's quotes suddenly seem very naughty.

Hitler is real! faggot hentai anime is fake!

>>807

OH GOD, EVERYTHING I EVER LOVED IS A LIE!

>>801
I heard that kids from relatively wealthy family are just able to participate
in a summer camp. Is that a case?

which I bought for my kids.......

you betrayed me. disappointed...

>>809

Not usually. Summer Camp (at least here in Canada) is fairly affordable.

>>807

They WERE keeping his brain alive in a jar! I knew it!

Thank you for your amazing resposes.
shotacon is bad in christian.
yeah I know that it is illegal to have sex with under 18 year old kid.
and I never do that. I like little boys.but I dont do stupid things to them. I dont know about few crazy people.
ya,i do masturbate.
but I don think it is bad to watch shota videos.. cuz if we cant watch that and we can't masturbate,, that will make
..events. cuz they will be not able to hold their sexual appetites.
so Masuzoe sucks. Putin the president of Russia is shotacon..
>>799
Where are u from?
>>797
I havent lived in foreign countries.

>>796
You would be executed on the spot under national socialism regime...
which is ever lasting truth.

>>813
I'm Canadian.

Also, I understand your viewpoint.

I went to summer camp too. Dodge ball, hokey, swimming, making stuff
from wood. I had a great time. And I never knew I was gay.

17 year old high school kid?
You are still boy. You are also the target of hentai shotacon including
youreslf?
Why don't you suck yourself dick?!! If you won't, I will do it to you.
I am national a socialist and phomophobia. But if you insit, I will do
with kindness.

I was forced to go to summer camp. I sucked so hard at Basketball, but we played it every day...

Horrible, horrible memories. D:

>>818
I'm getting acid flashbacks from high school PE class now...

>>811
Yeah? Thanks for your info.

It's ironic that pedophiles get raped in the jail.
It's also an act of pervert. They shoulc go to hell.

Well, this has been fun, but it's time for bed. Shotacon, lolicon,
Hitler-brain-fucker, whoever you are....good night.

>>821

I think all rapists should go to hell. But then half of the world's population would be going to hell.

It would get a little overpopulated.

>>813
You are a prospective sakakibara seito!!!

>And I never knew I was gay
Is it a real story? I want to know more!!

>>825

Haha, I doubt it's true.

>>815
Oh really?cool. and thank you for your understanding.
I heard that rich canadian people buy poor boy from Eastern Europe.
>>817
no worries. I am not ''cute''or 'hot' boy.
Im getting older. I dont want to be old...orz...
and No I dont want to suck dick. rather, I want someone to do that to my dick.whats phomphobia. i dunt know that.
but ya, Im not hot . Im just 17 year old male. but Takeshi Nagai the ace pitcher of Meikun highschool is so hot.I like him.
he is 17 ..so I became gay..(bi)
>>824
何で少年が好きなのに少年殺さなきゃいけないの　彼はショタコンだったんですか？一緒にしないでもらいたい。

>>827

I've never heard of Canadian families buying poor Europeans...

Unless you mean adoption? :|

>>827
spell mistake. homophobia was correct.

demo sonnnano kannkeinee!!!

He touched me, I licked him.
He bunked me, I licked him again.
He held me tight, I felt him tight.

>>828
hmm maybe..
but I heard they buy them to do sex or somethin?

>>829
ok.but I still don know what it is..
u r homo?righ?

>>832
I've never heard of that happening... But I guess it happens in every country... It's really unfortunate.

Also, homophobia is a fear of homosexuals. It means they dislike homosexuals.

"brett was in his office on : thursday august 9 11:59:28. and is likely still there."

what does he imply?

Homophobia is homo-sexual people pretending to hate and fear their
fellow homo-sexuals to conceal their own homo-sexuality.

What does conceal mean?

hide

>>836
Basically, it means "to hide".

>>835
Oh fuck off, you!
lol

Anyone ever had any homophobic attacks?

>>833
oh!?really?dislike? i c..

I dislike Okama too.. they are scary..

>>837>>838
thanks!

>>839

Lol. Don't worry, I still think you're FABULOUS!

>>843
So are you darling

>>841
What is an "Okama"?

I dont like that kind of scary HOMO either..
but I think gay is not bad thing, gay is normal bi is normal.
there's no rule that male have to love female female have to love male . its free.
there are many attractive people.
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=lytW3pwfMr8

>>845
Homosexual who wants to be female and who act like lady, thats gross.

Okama = is like "queens" aren't they.

>>847

Ohhh, okay. Here they're called "Trannies" or "Transgenders".

They're not gross Patrick, I'm not fond of them either
but you should just respect them for what they are.

>>849
No actually I think Okama is more like equivalent to a "queen"
Camp guys, that's it.
they're not necessarily trannies

>>851

Oh, okay, thanks.

>>847
Your writing skill is great for a high school kid.
I guess lots of students enter Tokyo university from your high school.

It's interesting that people are really into Okama topic.

>>849
Ok. I see.merci. thanks. trannies transgender

>>850
ok..but I can't adjust to their way of speaking.
maybe english speaker can't know that. Japanese transgenders speaks like female
there are big defferences between male tongue and female tongue in japanese
they speak more girly than real female. ce-est ....quimoi....

>>853
No way are you kidding?
just I am a language liker.
I think its normal . or bad

In fact, there are a lot of pretty and sexy trannies out there.
Don't think of the famous okamas on TV. They're not exactly
representing them nicely. Juicy shemales are really hot.

>>855
Yes they do, they use girly words that girls don't even use.
Or the words that female used to use 40 years ago.
I think it's quite fascinating.
I mean they're fabulous as friends. I never fall in love with
any of them... too camp, too feminine.

demo sonnano kannkei nee

I've once met really camp "Okama" who was "active" though.
As opposed to "passive" if you know what I mean.

>>857
I see. but I just like boys.I dont like okama boy.
I like normal boy.

I have okama friend in skype though lol

Can anyone explain what LOL stands for ?

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Same here Patrick,
I only like masculine guys.

>>862

It stands for "Laugh out loud"

I envy you. You are surrounded by much more english learning
opportunites than our generation. We'd never thought we would
communicate with native speakers in English through the internet.

>>866

Yes, but there is much slang on the internet. You have to be careful what you learn.

Wait a sec, so you guys like normal and masculine guys and want/fancy
them to do girly stuff to you?

>>864
hm ya, I like normal boys but it doesnt mean I like gachimuchi,
so I said I originaly am shotacon. so I like little boy and baby faced boys.
>>866
lol how old are u?

and I have possibility to get an Aussie girl friend,
I met her in Australia,She liked me. I think she is like 13 years old or so.

LITTLE BOY ROCKS!! LOLLOL

I like bare boy
not want them to be girl

what a shit thread.

OK, but most of the lolicons fancy having sexual intercourse with little girls.
What exactly does a male shotacon want to do with young boys?

Really?????
That's quite unusual isn't it?
I'm a normal homo - loooove boys who look like boys
smooth but not girly/curvy you know what I mean.

>>868
No we don't want guys to do "girly" stuff to us...
You mean anal sex right?
That's a man-to-man stuff and it's *hot*

hm I think same.
IF it is possible, they want to have sexual intercouse with little boys.
and love there bodys..
and many of shotacon want to suck little boys dick.(I dont want to)
or want little boy to suck our dick(I want to)
or something like that. think, they wants to do things az you want to with you sexual target,

English is....DIFFICULT!!
I have to study English harder..
and I went to Australia, it was really hard to understand what little kids were saying..
My English skill havent reached to be able to comunicate with native English speaking kids.

I'm not a shotacon but I kind of like the idea of dominating
inexperienced boys... suck their nipples just a little &
they cum, but 10 mins later they can cum again...
and again & again

>>877
haha thats cool.
you are shotacon enough! lol

Your English is excellent though Patrick.

Do you watch Kath & Kim?

Is Patrick Japanese?

英語で説明するのは本当に難しいですね。
でも、今日は割りと良い人が多くてよかったです。
日本の伝統文化である美しき少年愛を理解していただきたいのです。（←なんかきもい文になったｗ

>>879
who are you? I dont think 2channelers praise my English. but thanks. ;)or just kidding...
>>881
yes.soz
Okay,
I should go to bed,
If I dont have sleep, I will be uglier.
Thank you for chatting with me.Nice talking with u all.

Merci pour vous avez convercation avec moi.Mon Francais est tres tres mal . mdr
bonne nuit! a bientot!!

Does anyone go to Nichome?
I'm Japanese but live in London, going to Tokyo soon.
Never experienced Nichome & wonder if anyone can recommend
any bars/clubs

>>883
There are loads of places... depends what you want to do.
I think it's best you check out either some "homo" threads here
or Google something.

I am originally shotacon of course I like little boy under 15 years old boy are the best
but recently I liked 山田健太、永井剛

Isn't that a little illegal? lol

>>886

Just a tad illegal. Just a tad. :P

night night x

Et voici mon petit garcon crazer video.
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=wfPJ0BlF9JU

>>871
I love you bushomono! Heil bushomono!!!

I hate both of you, bushomono and nazi.

Getting used to typing in Svorak is weird...
I think I'll post replies and comments another day. Hi and bye, all.

>>889

Je l'est ECRASER!!
Mon Français est assez mauvais aussi. ^^

gachimuchi

LOL　have you ever read kusomisotechnique?

English, French, Japanese...a tri-lingual homo thread. Joy! :D

Sexual deviate pervert like him is still loose in Japan.
He is under the illusion that to have sex with child has been admitting by law.
but actually, the law against child porn manga is present.
shotacon is meaning the people who are loving to have sex with children.
exactly it is the image of pedophile.
and he is showing a fake image about it to us deliberately.
shotacon would be go downhill because of people who mouth off about shotacon like him.

If there's laws against child porn manga, then the enforcement of them
is extremely lax. I went to the Comike, but even locally, stores selling
H-games don't seem to be worried about hiding their material.

>>892
Don't you mean dvorak?

>>898
Svorak must be the Swedish version of dvorak.

>>894
No.I dont read dojinshi

>>899
So it is. Hmm, never seen that before.
Time to read.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc1UYIRzcTM

poor japanese.. orz

For anyone who needs a break from the sex & violence:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRXgpR2lzo4&mode=related&search=

Another one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHr24_OzmfY&NR=1

Give me a break.

>>905
Grumpy people...
We know that inside that gruff exterior is a big old marshmallow!
(Or sweet bean paste filling-take your pick.)

>>906
Should put him over a fire then eat him?

>>907
No!!!
We need him!
He is our resident arbiter of good taste.

>>905
Hello there. Would you mind telling us a bit about yourself please?

Also... "Have a break. Have a Kit-Kat."

>>909
Actually, if we want to finish the song he started, it would be "Break me
off a piece of that Kit Kat bar!"

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>>911
*Bu-sho-mono falls asleep at the keyboard, his nose landing on the Z key
for ten seconds before he rolls over and hits 'enter' with his ear*

I am a Schutzstaffel.

What???

All together now:
♪"I'm a Pepper, He's a Pepper, She's a Pepper, We're a Pepper,
Wouldn't You Like to be a Pepper, Too?"

>>913
Using Altavista Babelfish to translate, "I am a protection relay"?

If you want to hear it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hkGJ2OjsSg

>>911
I was wondering, are you 部将者 or 不精者?
I was assuming the first, but since you fell asleep so easily....

Hey, let's discuss about sub-prime loan problem!
I want to have a heavy and complicated discussion!

why did the rating companies degrade the subprime loan securities?

（´・ω・`）しらんがな

hey I won't sleep until 24 hours later to adjust my life cycle.
so keep me awake! talk to me!

talk to me, tell me your name... yeah baby...

>>920
Cause they recognized the rating was wrong.
Unfortunately, I think they have not recognized themselves also are degraded. w

>>924
S&P and moody's were degraded?

Hahaha! He's totally impacted by me!! so funny!

>>>918
無精者 is correct. As for 武将者, we usually don't use it.
We simply use 武将.
By the way, I found out there is a yakitoriya(yakitori bar)
called 武将者, which the owner intentinonally named.

>>905
He is ohashi kyosen.

he is merely a kid with an IQ below 65. be nice to him

幸せをあなたにも♪

じじいのメルマガ part2
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1187416362/l50


音声にも期待してください。
私は喉や鼻だけを英語を話してない事を聞いてください。
英語の職人の発音を聞いてください。
私の発音を聞けばきっとカルフォルニアの葡萄の香りがするはずです。


http://www.eikaiwanopl.jp/stream/onsei/kei004.wav

> Russia's president, Vladimir Putin, has recently resumed the Soviet-era
> practice of sending bomber aircraft on long-range flights.
=/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6957589.stm

Hi and bye, once again.
>>950
Please don't forget to make part 90 of this thread.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

say hello, wave good-bye.