Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 71

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Previous thread:
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 70
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1163600803/

second get

you have to delate this thread right now!

this is faster than this.
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 73
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1164456125/

We have three chat rooms here!

nope! it's too much

It's good!

"second get"

it's correct? no way!

Sweet dreams^-^

IS this thread next?

dunno either, LOL~~

The sky is the limit, when your heart is in it!!

東京に住みたいオーストラリア人の悩みを聞いてください
http://4-ch.net/nihongo/kareha.pl/1164415740/

やだ。

>>10

lol

>>14
what's funny? LOL!

I am a lolicon. lol

>>16
(lol)icon
I wonder if lolicon are happier than us?
They are always around carefree children all the time, so they must be.

>>17
"us" being homosexuals?

>>19
Who?

>>19
You, LOL~~

You fools! This is the wrong thread!
Go back to http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1164456125/

>>21
You are wrong, honey!
This thread has more potential than the other one~~

hey my fellows
give me comunity there's native english speaker for free to enter

What are you doing in the dead of night ?

anarchy pants.

What ? It's Greek to me.

It's English for sure.

hehe you got me there lolol
you are funnyww as funny as oriental radio lol

You are not funnyww not as funny as neko hiroshi

I'm not as funny as neko hiroshi
I'm as funny as yagyuu hiroshi, who is the MC of "1million yen quiz hunter."

You don't understand what is "owarai" all about at all.
Yagyuu hiroshi is far funnier than neko hiroshi.
He is also a chairman of wild bird association.

I hate those kinds of comedian.

then who do you like ?

yukorin

You know,we are talking about comedians.
I intended to ask you who you like best among them.
But Yukorin is a bit funny because she is "tennen boke"

>>35
guitar worrior

>>36
He is passe, and almost forgotten!

I think 40 percent of stupid resident in this thread used to wank with Haruka Igawa,
she choosed another man than you losers, NEETs or penis-shakers.lol

In the world of the blind, the one-eyed man is king,

>>38
She was not so popular that you think.

Cat in English.

She was not so popular as you think.

Who are you talking about?

I'm talking about princess Kiko.

>>42
Oh, thank you!

>>44
She's graceful, though. Why is she not popular?

Because she has no character.

No character? What do you mean?

She looks down on princess Masako because she now has a son, which is a big deal.

Do you think married females look down on single mature women
just because they aren't married?

Vegita is trully strong. He used to be a villain, but now that he
changed his mind, he's good. What's more, he can change into super saian.

>>51
are you a neet?

スクールガールの行方しりませんか？



特徴はＣカップ女子高生ムッチリヒップ
清純な処女でみやびのファンな子です

>>53
ストーカー乙

　We are FUSATTO three !

　　This thread is under our line control !!!

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College aged women are too shallow and too stuck-up for a serious
relationship. Men this age also. No one should marry until they
are done with education and have a few years of independence under
their belts.

Have you been doumped recently?

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You look avant-gard.

I'm going to die tonight.

Help me god.

I'm bored.

すまん
このスレの人たちはレベルが高いと聞いたんで、俺の疑問に答えてくれ！
町でよく見かけるような「HELP WANTED」とか、「THESE CHARACTERISTIC FIGURES AUTHORIZED〜」
これって文法的に正しいの？？何故にBE同士がつかない（HELP　IS　WANTEDにならない）の？
正しいようならBE動詞がついた場合（例えば、THIS BOOK WAS BOUGHT　BY　〜みたいな文）との意味の違いを教えてください！
何故「HELP　IS　WANTED」じゃないのか！
気になって夜も眠れません！！

I'm hungry. Can you please cook fried rice?

　
　
　
スクールガ＾ルの行方教えろ屋


顔はゆうこりんににてます

>>63
Treatment of Sleep Disorder Required

I saw her posts in the previous thread. She'll turn up sometime.
So shut your filthy mouth up and hold it, or write in English to
obey the one and only rule here.

Where has Kayla gone?

Although her fart must smell awful, Becky looks really cute
and exotic. what's more, she's cheerful.

It's for sure that Morisako Ei chan is cuter and sexier than Becky.

>>63
i think there are many native english speakers
but they might not be able to undestand your jap.

i'm not good enough to explain thoroughly but let me try;
it's just the same way of jap sentence skipping unnecessary words.

you still can undestand what does it mean and the meaning is tighened.
for eg, 'HELP WANTED' tells us urgency of the emproyer,
and 'these figures authorised...' emohasises the absolute rights of
that figure holders.

does it make sense? hey, please can anyone help me to explain this...

You are completely wrong.

>>63
ハハキトクだって正しくはハハガキトクデス。ですよね。
どうぞお休みになってください。

Now, that's a model answer.

>>72
how doyou explain this then

>>73
ahhhh I see what you mean. sorry for writihng twice

I will be very happy.

>>71
>>74-76

eh?

Will you cook your boobs for me? I'm dying from hunger.

NEET is a meme of japan. you all are living memes

is lolicon pervert here?

this is the cutest thing ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54ReIsjnrEM

I love manko!

I wonder if there's anyone who isn't loiicon.

Here comes a man who is'nt lolicon at all.I desdain stupid lolicon guys in Japan.
We've got to lay them out.
Then mature society would be made.Definitly,it would prevend crimes which Tsutom commited.

Boob hunters are lovable.

>>84
are you a neet?

There's no need to be neet, oops......!

Did you get a Wii?

Yeah!its awesome TV game

We would like to play.

I tried to get one today, but it was already sold out.

Anyway, can I play with it in my small apartment?
The TV in my room is very small.
I need to get a big-screen TV too.

you should play a Wii in your rich friend's house

you should play putside than such kind of those stupid-maker video game

>>92
Then I advise you to get a large apartment first, because you need to
keep a certain distance from a TV screen for the health of your eyes.

would you please tell me Morisako Ei's 3 size and tits cup size?

>>96
Go back to 4chan, pedophile.

Who's Morisako? Miyasako?

Miyasako is a comedian, isn't he?
I found a little joke in my X'mas cracker.
Q: What is the best way to catch a squirrel?


A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
I wonder who made these of them in every single cracker.

Goooooooood moning, everyone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you such a high from the morning

I am very happy.

why? something happened?

Nothing. Leave me alone.

I won't!! You're mine!

will you take me out somewhere?

In case you are a pretty woman.

>>99
LOL^^
Funny and cute!

Is there anyone who don't care to show off your boobs?

What the hell does`lol` mean?
Is anyone screaming with his hands put up to his cheeks or something?

Im dying to know if he really wants me to come with him to that fucking island.
Damn its incredibly cold in winter!

I hate cold weather!!!

Beavis and Butthead!
They are so cooooooooooool!!

I don't care even if something rudiculous overwhelm me.
I'm sure I can work it out.

Hello?
Is anyone here?

∧∧
ミ・・ミ
( 　 )〜

>>114

Hi, I am here. I am a neet? are you a neet, too?

I go throuth the same ritual of satisifying myself with masturbation .

>>117
Well, you're not gonna satisfy anyone else by masturbating

BECAAAAUSE YOU TOOOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT

i see what you did there

HAHAHAHA THIS SHIT IS RIDICULOUS, KEEP IT UP JAPS

I bet you are Jap, too.

I BET I AM.

TOO

I'm writing from London. I got a girl friend who is half colombian
half English here. Before I came to UK I've heard from someone that one can
be fluent in English if he or she get a boy friend or girl friend.
I've been with my girl friend for half a year and I found what I^ve
heard was unreliable....

are you exchange student?

I^m a full-time student in MA of language learning & teaching Japanese
language. For my field, it's unavoidable to think how to teach
Japanese in direct method.. I think that's one of the reasons why
my english hasn't been improved....

Yukorin is pretty.

too cold.
it's finally started snowing! feeling blue somehow.

Don't lie. It's sunny today.

>>129
HA-HA...
interesting...

>>130

what you are a NEET is the most intersting thing.lollollollollollol

>>26
You are wasting your tuition.

Hello, everybody
Hi, Hi, Hi, yeahhhhhhhhh

>>133
But I hate you.

>>134
Suck my cock!

you are punked!

Suck my cock!

Unpopular is the suitable word to explain the situation the thread is in.

How did you dicide to be neet?

It's not a matter of popularity but proficiency of English.
Not many Japanese people can express their ideas in English.
I passed Eiken Grade 1 test but still find it hard to write in English.

Hey, 香港人 if you read this post answer me.
I read somewhere that one fat boy from Shanghai looking sideways suspiciously
became icon on the Net, Being morphed into Madonna or other famous
people with Photoshop.

Do you know his name, blog or website?

Yes, it is. The thread used to be attract more people than it does now.
Are you new here? You don't know what it was like here.

I will be happy!

Now put the final touch!

Don't be bluffing. You can't get married to Tenkarin.
That means you will not happy at all.

Mayuko Fukuda will be my wife.

Fukuda Saki, you mean? She's a bitch.

Who's Mayuko Fukuda?

Not ketsuge burger, right?

she is a new star or actress. sh is 12 years old.

I feel much relux when I kiss on the poster of Mayuko Fukuda while listening to a romantic music.

What about Arashiro Beni?

>>150
Seen by ordinary people, you will be considered crazy.

>>151
I think she is sexy but she had already threw away her vigin.

>>153
That can't be a thing to throw away, but to lose.
Anyway, you're right. She musta been dating with someone. But
what's wrong with it?

You don't seem to like Tenkarin any more.

hey folks am a filipina woman, please give some advise.my situation is really hard.

>>153
I guess you shy away from sexy women.
What about Sakashita Chilliko? She's not sexy at all for her age,
though she talks a lot and it is a bit annoying.

I don't know what Tenkarin looks like. Is she cuter
than Yukorin is?

I wanna sex with Tenkarin.

When I wake uo I shield my eyes with my right hand from a
ray of sunshine. My iris takes a while to shrink.

my situation is, i had a boyfreind, he is a japanese soldier.what do you am i going to do, so that
his parents will like me. Well really filipina has a bad image with Japanese. What do you think so.?

let me sex you

>>159
That's not what I asked you about. How does she look? Cute,
ugly, skinny or heavy?

Gatz finaly decides on playing baseball in Giants.

>>162
anata dare? ikaw! desu!wakaruyo

>>163
she is childlike and pretty, her tits are growing now,
She nakes me uncontroled lust and impulse to break her virgin.

I said you should marry Sakashita Chilliko, not a girl too young for you to
even date with.

I am a loli.lol

>>166
How big is her boobs now? I don't think they are not large enough
to touch.

>>162
do you really want to have sex with me. Come on my room. I'm waiting.

growing from A to B now.

>>168
You will be happy with Chili. Her boobs are really small!!

>>171
Small. You should wait for them to get bigger than D.

>>173
I can't wait anymore! i wanna sex with her! i wanna break her virgin.
i wanna make her pregnat

>>174
Didn't you say she's still 12?

>>173
hey, is that your problem? don't worry i had that d size.

I don't know any girl who's pregnant at 12.
If there is, her baby must be abortioned.

>>175 >>176
what's wrong with me? Haven't you known a drama whose name is 14aged mother on NTV yet?

>>178
By the way, you don't like tenkarin any more?

WHAT!? you mean in Japan???

>>179
I love her now! I will make her happy!

WHAT!? Is that drama in Japan?

yes, sir!

You finally gave up on Emma Watson?

I am hikky.

i am neet. I am greater than you

It turned out that EW was a drinker. I guess that's because he doesn't
have interest in her. He loves pure and cute girls.

Are there any mature women with big boobs?

gentle women over 30 with cute smiles and big boobs are my favorite.

Playgirl, why are you sleeping in tomorrow's world? Hey, playgirl

What do you mean?

I must wonder whether or not Mayuko's fart smells awful.

>>189
are you Mr masuturbation?

I am gay and I feel like a playgirl!

my dick is big

>>194
You are gay? But I find you not funny and cheerful. though.

If I'm not mistaken, Emma Watson is already 16 and she can get married now.

You can count on Emma for money.

Oh, Yeahhhhhhhh!

200

Guys like Hitler comes around every thonsand years.
We can't wait...

is ther anybody who' s willing to chat with me?

>>202
You're up rather late.

>>203
are you still there?have time to chat with me?

I must've caught a cold. I'm a bit out of shape.

>>204
I've been busy with work (since it's only 4:35pm here), but I'm around,
sorta.

Check and turn the signals on the right!
Check and turn the signals on the right!

Now turn to the right!
Now turn to the right!

Check and turn the signals on the left!
Check and turn the signals on the left!

Now turn to the left!
Now turn to the left!

Emma is mine. Yukorin is yours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss1ufi3xFV8
Yukorin sings a song.

I like broccoli.
What do you like isn't it ?

Yukorin is a filthy whore. I know this because I pimped her out to
many men while living in Tokyo (I've retired to rural beauty of
Muroran in Hokkaido since this) and she caught syphillis at least a
dozen times. She was a good slut though. She made me a lot of cash
and I was able to retire at the early age of thirty-five. But
you have to realize, you fucking nerds, her vagina is very loose and
wide and probably riddled with many sexually transmitted diseases.

She's worthless to everyone.

Yukorin is a Yari-Manco.
Her hole is black big wide well-used than you expected.

>>210

do you love Yukorin?

>>210
GALAXY ANGEL?

I will be very happy!

adolf hitler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sieg hail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hail victory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I decided myself to quit a NEET and find a job.

>>217
What made you think so?

you will fail miserable

>>218
he'll become a national socialist.

Hitler failed at being an artist.

You fools! This is the wrong thread!
Go back to http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1164456125/

After being rejected twice by the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, Hitler
became NEET.

BUt hitler got every power that artists can never get.

and his artic sense is of very national socialism.
no contradiction.l

Leave national socializm arts to Ernst Liebermann,
Maxfield Parrish,Salvador Dali,Hiram Powers,Alfred Sundvall ,
Nietzsche,Richard Wagner.......

it is just that he was fit to be a politician more than a painter.
nobody can do everything.

no painter are like a untalented painter with charisma,eloquence,leadership,
entrancing looking like adolf hitler.

http://www.hitler.org/art/breker/predestination.jpg
this is the art during hitler's era.
hitler defines what the art is .

Hitler's creation of the Volkswagen Beetle
http://www.hitler.org/artifacts/volkswagen/

hitler was a talented industrial designer
,too.
hitler's art is pratical.

Methinks that Hitler was not a good person, for he dist kill millions of people.
Thou art a fool to praise him.

dist->didst

people become artists to get girls.

your English is so bad...waht a shame !!

Look who's talking.

Am I a NEET?

Yes, and I pray thou die for it.

My favorite hole is mimizu senbiki
Have you ever heard of that ?

and I know another hole,which is called "kazunoko tenjyou"
Have you ever heard of that,too?

I think you are a salary man.

>>232

Excuse me >>236. I believe we don't have the word 'SALARY MAN' in English.
We should say 'office worker' or 'businessman' instead of it.

Being able to speak your English?

blue collar

do you like vegetables?

I will be happy!

have you ever smoked weed? what's it like?

>>240
Yes, immensely. I'm quite addicted to veggies.

I smoke home grown weed everyday.
Any problem?

>>244 nop but where did you get seeds?
ここで外人が韓国と日本の歴史について熱戦中。
http://nihon-hanguk.blogspot.com/
スペイン語と英語 Ha estat un altre comunicat friki de iLchuL @ 9:30 PM 16 comments
ここんとこね

Hello everyone, I'm English and I want to study Japanese at University. Do many Japanese people study English at University?

I am no't sure but maybe

sure. English is the most popular language in japan. it is mandatory to study english

>>246
Oddly enough, the Japanese study Japanese.

>>249

How strange.

Well how to say.......................

Are you really English?

>>252

Yes, 100% English.

Let's me think......Can I ask you onething? How did you know about ">>"?

what's wrong dude? >>253

>>254

I enjoy browsing 4chan, which is like an English 2chan. They have the same thing there.

Also, I'm declaring myself the King of this Thread.

今私はこのスレの王様です。

>>256
Then I declare myself the God of this Thread, lol I beat ya!!!!

Golden ball! Golden ball!

King Kai is really trully strong. His techniques are better than Master Roshi's.

>>257

Darn! My plans are foiled!

People, I am this Thread.
Obey me.

Yukorin is the queen of this thread.

>>261
by posting message in you I am doing the same as if I were cuming inside a women
do you understoon me thread?

I love this thread.

I can see a lot of screws in here but you know what? y'll are my men. Let's get crazy,ha?

How many men have been screwed through you?

I dont get what yoou meant.Sorry.Anyway, nobody is enjoyin chatin now so Im gonna take a nap.

>>263
No. You must have a toothpick.

>>260
Well, you can choose to be the Emperor from the "Emperor's New Clothes," by
walking down the street naked. ^-^
Maybe you want to wait until summer though, LOL~~

We're here to chat with eachother.
So.Don't be indifferent.The way to show off You are whimsome is for you not to be reclusive.

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>>271
Fuck you.

>>272
That'll make him very happy, you know.

>>273
Shut the fuck up.

So, what kind of food do you all like?

Shit.

The Japan Imperial Navy attacked the Pearl Harver 64years ago.

Let's discussion!

ttp://hobby7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/army/1165563666/l50

I will be very happy in no distant future!

What will be happening to you? Lottery?

>>278
Why do you think so?

it's easy! My dreams are coming true now.

Let's share it together!

スクールガールの行方を捜しています
I am searching for a missing girl called school girl


行方を知ってる方いらっしゃいますか？

please notice me if you know where she is

lolz~ you guys are still talking about ketsuge and Yukorin
and random stuff....hahaha...oh my...I see no improvement here
lolz~~ even around this year end time...lolz~~
you guys really make me
laugh...lolz~~ (just stopping by...)lolz~~ (^^)/

>>53
....lolz~ anywayz thanks for searching me lolz~

>>65
....I don't think I look like Yukorin. lolz~~@_@;

>>283
opps here I am lolz~~ *wave to 283*

opps....3 posts in a row. And I forgot to put my name there lolz~
sorry...X_X

>>286
are you busy ?

>>287
Oh yeah...lolz~

Ayu was in CNN interview just now. Geez she speaks English much better
than I thought. She was so pretty. Many ppl like her in U.S. and is popular in
countries in Asia..lolz~~

>>288
do you have the will togo to a college?

we don't want any jew in this thread.
get the hell out of here,you loansharks,extortioners,fucking
hooked nosed kikes!
you filthy scum!!!

you crap filthy mess slime kikes!!!

>>288
Yay, schoolgirl! *hugs*
Who's Ayu?

jisaku-jien

Are you a native speaker?? What kind of English do you speak?
I mean American English or British English?
Thanks!

Are you a native speaker?? What kind of English do you speak?
I mean American English or British English?
Thanks!

Indian English!

I speak Englisch!

>>292
Ayu=Hamasaki Ayumi lolz~ *hugs back*

>>289
Yes..I'll try once...then I wanna go to U.S...follow Miyavi kun as a stalker..lolz~

>>298
受験生？

>>299
Ichi own...@_@

>>300
what college will you go?

>>300
what college will you go to?

OH lolz~ Waseda and Jochi...lolz~~
*scratch my head*...ahhh just kidding lolz~

with your super english skill
you are sure to enter waseda and jochi

John? John? Where is John?

John is everywhere.

なに？

Are you John?

Yes and No.
I'm じょん.

じょんいる・きむ？

>>304
lolz~Thanks! ちょうど自信喪失してたとこだから、
うれthyー。（・＿；）

Every John is kind to me.

じょん

I wanna sex with school girl.

>>314
not with you but with me

I think I am a NEET.

what school girl dislike most is NEET

i'm a school girl and NEET, u suck

>>318
I didn't say that...lolz~ ^^;

NEETs can be preserved as they are during this winter
and I guess it is good to let their blood frozen
so that they don't have to be hot blooded for a while!
lolz~~sorry..just kidding! lolz~

......ano....just kidding dessu...summasen..^^;

I MUST sex with a girl of someone,Now.

>>320
学部どこうけるの？

hello-. is anybody there?

Yahoo!アバター
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結構いろんな口コミ情報載ってて役に立ちますよ。

http://search.knowledgecommunication.jp/

>>288
Doesn't she spend a lot of time in Los Angeles?

Also - if people would like New Year's postcards, email your address to
my name, followed by '2ch' at gmail.com, and I'll try to get them out.
(If too many people email - and knowing how 2ch works, I wouldn't be
surprised if I were flooded with mail - I may reply to the messages
and ask them to say something [in English] about themselves. Or something
funny. Or if they're NEET. You get the idea.)

>>325
Do you mean a sender should write their real address in thier e-mail
to get a Christmas card from you or just mean you write to e-Chrsitmas
card back to senders? You are thinknig of taking the torouble to answer all the
-mail you'll get?

I don't think you'll get floods of junk because reading 325 and knowing
your e-mail address needs high command of English.

Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carring on!!

Peter? Peter? Where is Peter?

Peter's around.

Peter is a NEET?

Yes, I think Peter Pan is NEET.

How many times does Peter wank per day?

Ask Wendy, lol~~

Peter doesn't know how to make love with Wendy. He's pure.

no
he know well how to sex with Wendy
ok?

With the help of Tinkerbell?

How well is well? He's naive and so doesn't what to do. That's
why Wendy barks at him anytime she sees him.

no
he did that without the help

I didn't know Wendy was so temperamental.

>>338
Then what is Tinkerbell for?

tinkerbell has no meaning
peter often fucks tinkerbell
but he has no love for her

>>341
You mean, Wendy was his girl friend and Tinkerbell was his affair?
I thought Peter Pan was homo sexual.

スクールガールぅぅぅぅ









ＡＲＥ　　ＹＯＵ　　ＡＬＩＶＥ　ＮＯＷ？

peterpan likes men
and he likes vagina and boobs

Wow you guys are observant! lolz~~

I agree! I think tinkerbell likes Peter very much
while he sees her only as a lil sis...butttt X.X...
maybe she is the only one he can live with (amen...) coz even
how hard Peter loves Wendy, she lives in a different world.
*cry*....but I guess....Peter doesn't really need a special girl.
He is popular among many girls, such as Little Mermaid etc.
AHAHA...you guys r really funny! lolz~~

>>345
学部どこ受ける予定？

>343
ALIVE よぅぅぅぅ


９ｓ９ｓ９ｓ９ｓ　（＾＾）/

>>345
what is lil?

でも、ときどき、死にたい。。。are you with me?....grrrrr...
R.I.P...

>>345
prolly ...
lil means Little...ne (^^)v

>>349
why?

↑
that was meeee....

>>350
thanks a lot

coz coz coz coz....I hate myself...*cryyyysssss*
*blow my nose x3* (;_;)

Smith? Smith? Where is Smith?

looking for a blacksmith?

did someone call? Ah, it's you.
I just finished forging your *Master Sword*.
You'll need a *Wiimote* to use it however, and lately those have
been difficult to find.
I heard a rumor that a brilliant white *Wiimote* has been spotted
across the *Pacific Ocean* in the country of *Japan*. Good luck!

>>357
Are you black?

I'm green.

Green....
you mean you are naive or you feel like throwing up?

green,...or immature or jealous or lively
or eco-person (good at separating trash) etc etc ...lolz~~

*yawn*

>or immature or jealous or or eco-person

The greens are commonly immature and jealous and eco-person.
Especially, immature and eco-person are not alternative to
the other.

One may see what you mean, recalling lefty extreme ecologists.
Their eco-centrism is nothing but a measure to justify their
life as loosers.

>>363
I don't think she was stating her political views about greens. lol.

She's talking about "green with jealousy/envy" etc.

LOL

You guys are cute and hilarious! *laughs hard*

Wow... There are still two split threads.. Shouldn't they merge soon?

http://www.clicknation.com/snoof/stuff/umlaut.pdf "Would you like umlauts with that?
By Bruce Campbell" (no, not the movie star by the same name)
This is a rather amusing and informative read... I had no idea Häagen Dazs was supposed to pretend to be Danish...
I thought it was from somewhere lower in Europe, somewhere in the vicinity of Germany. I didn't
know it came from the bronx.. x-D

http://studygs.net/genius.htm "Thinking like a Genius"
Another interesting page :-D I have to love that site.

Hmm.. Some green tea would be rather nice, right now.

oh I didn't see the split threads. this one should probably die.

I'm off, see you all later ^-^

Jack? Jaaaaaaaaaaaaack? Where is Jack?

Rose?

Jack the Ripper

Is Jack a ripper? No, he isn't. He's a gentle artist who got on
a ship called Titanic.

Jack the Ripper killed several in London, a long time ago.
He was probably a doctor, the way he cut them open.

>>375
That may be true or, at least, he had some experience and training
as a surgeon, but there's also the theory that Jack the Ripper may
have been a butcher. Some believe Jack the Ripper was really the
grandson of Queen Victoria, or even her personal physician, Dr. Gull.

I saw a movie about Japck the Ripper called "From Hell".
In it, the criminal turns out to be a royal family's doctor,
who feared the possibility that its prince
may have any babies with whores on the street.
The prince liked to go out for pleasure at night in town.

I think Tom Cruise did a good job in Last Samurai, although I don't
normally like him~~

>>378
I like the scene Koyuki clothes Tom in kimono slowly.
Boy!it's her husband's whom Tom killed before.
Nothing more exciting like it.

I like the scene where Katsumoto's son had to get killed.
I think that scene depicted the Bushido spirit very well.
The director must have studied very hard about what's inside the
Samurai back then.

I like the way the Emperor talks.
I thought that was funny.

You son of a Emperor fucker.

>>381
If I'm not mistaken, he was arrested for punching some innocent person
on the street, lol

>>383
Yeah? He didn't sound that macho in the film.

>>384
Well, he is skinny, but he was heavily drunk when he got caught.

>>380
As fantasy, the movie is really good. It shows the spirit nicely.
As documentary of the true situation in that point in time, the movie is very lacking.

>>386
As if you were there at that point in time, lol~~
^-^v

>>377
The movie is based on a comic book of the same name. The comic book
is infinitely better.

For the record, Tom Cruise is a huge and phony douche bag and he can
take his Scientology crap and shove it up his ass. And The Last
Samurai wasn't even that great, and neither are those stupid Mission
Impossible movies.

Hi, I am a NEET and you are NEETs. I think we are best friends over national borders.

I am not NEET. It is home guard.

>>388
You saw those Tom Cruise movies, nevertheless....lol~~

k-tan!!! *wave*

Hi NEETs! Hi people!

Do you know that Noro-virus has been widespread in Japan
these days? Be careful! I have a stomachache right now...
lolz~~ gotta run to the toilet! excuse me!! lolz~

a

>>387
I have not. Historians know much though. The movie painted things in a very romantic light.
Western knights often are shown in very romantic light too. They too were not the way common people
enjoy pretending they were like.

>>388
Did you see the commentary for the movie? It was hilarious. Cruise was clearly applying Scientology to Bushido.

Jonathan? Jonathan? Where is Jonathan?

>>394
We paint Vikings in a very heroic light in Japan,
so many people see them as equivalents of Samurai, but in northern Europe.

>>326
I mean a real, live address, so I can send a physical card.
(Names aren't necessary.)

>>397
merkin, the Santa Claus, HOHOHO~~~
Happy Holidays to you, too!!!

>>392
I think I got that too.
I have no fever though, but it's so runny, you know...

>>397
2ch is a wild place and anything terrible could happen.
Not many people believe posters in 2ch and dare to tell their
address even though you sound a reliable person with fixed handle name.

Why in the world did you come up with the idea of sending
real Christmas cards to 2ch people? Do you feel close tie or friendship
with people here?

Once you live in a froo-froo world long enough, you'll become froo-froo yourself

NO U!

>>401
You mean NY-NY?
Then I agree.
If you live in NY long enough, you'll start walking fast and talking fast, lol~~

>>400
Not Christmas cards; New Year's cards - 年賀状.
Why? Why not? (I'm sending a few anyway; I'm also curious to see who'd
actually respond.)

merkin. That's nice of you.
But I can't imagine receiving a new year's card
from someone from 2 channel. Do ppl ever exchange e-mail
address or msn address on this site?

>>404
So you are just being curious.
I want some freebies from yahoo, too.

>>405
Yes they do. I, at least.

>>404
I could send you a card if you want :-) It will be for NYE indeed, as opposed to
christmas, but ah well. I'm sending out a small bunch of cards soon. ^-^

I'd offer to send a card to anyone who wants one, the way I used to years ago
at another chat-place, but I'm lacking the money and time for that (i usually
wound up sending off somewhere between fourty and sixty cards/letters, where half or more than half
of that were people not from online. I haven't done that for a few years though, and
this year I'm sending off less than ten.

Christmas is a joke. I can't wait for it to be over. I wish it
could be much more simple and not so overblown.

>>407
x where half or more than half of that were people not from online
o where half or more than half of that were people from online

I think I need to get a bit more awake. Ah well.

i am not genocider.
i am tolerant.

all the jews must leave this country,and this planet.

>>410
What makes jews any different from anyone else?

jews are self-claiming god-chosen people.and many evangelicals admit
jews are holy chosen people and that israel is the land of promise.

dont be mistaken. in this sentence chosen is not another name for korea.
chosen is a past participle of choose.

Background:
In terms of nuclear warfare, India, Pakistan appear to be capable.
North Korea claims to be nuclear capable.
Neighbouring countries Russia and China are well known nuclear banks.

Question:
Do you think Japan is desirable to start her own military nuclear development?

>>413
Add-on:
If so, please state your reasoning.

where the streets have no name.....blown by the wind...

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

K-tan! I wanna marry you! That is the only way for k-tan to be happy! I make you happy!

>>412
Chosen and 朝鮮, how hiarious!!!
I laughed violently, LOLOLOLOLOLOL
v^-^v

>417
X hiarious
O hilarious

O_O

oh my god! Jesus is in my house! He's raiding my fridge!

k-tan is a white-christian-aryan swede who has blue eyes,
blonde hair.she is a tall white woman with big tits and round asses.

She is not compatible with ugly guy like you,who have single
eged eyes,small pennis,short legs,buckteeth.

>>419 Jesus is jerking off in front of you.

round asses?
She has more than one ass?
It's amazing, the kind of people you meet here

>>422
do you mean "hips" are usually plural, but "ass" is singular in English?

>>422
remind u again this is the internet, u could well be talking to a Marsian

Can I masturbate with Ei Morisako, child actress?
Is thar illigal thing?

yes, ass is singular in English.
Unless of course, there is more than one person, then you have
asses.
You do, however, have asscheeks, but only one asshole and asscrack.
The collective term for the hair on your ass is asshair.

Sorry, but english is wrong.
one tit,two tit, so tits?
why ass ?ass has two balls!!!!!!!!!!!

>>425
Pedophile is tolerated in Japan i think

>>426
Gee thanx so much for the very logical explanation.
I feel very lucky tonight^-^

>>428
Oh please, pedophiles are tolerated everywhere. There's at least
one or two pedophiles in every political party, church and school.

>>430
Yeah, churches are notorious for that!

>>430
from where i live
ppl punish them if they were found

>>428
bukkake on her picture. is that leggal, too?

>>432
They punish them in Japan too.
Here in the west, they are pretty lenient with punishment too.
You'll stay longer in prison for armed robbery or business fraud
than sexual abuse of a child.

Pedophiles have to be shot on the spot!!!!!!!!!
i would legalize this if i was an Emperor.
i don't mean japanese emperor.
Emperor like napoleon,hitler.

hitler?

>>434
Interesting...perhaps because sexual desire is part of our animal instinct
its bound to get outa control at a certain time...

>>435
Shut up! I am not a pedophile! I am a lolicon!

there are words that hitler himself was somewhat a pedophile
for he likes youngsters (boys mainly) to dress in shorts

i know hitler is furor ,not emperor.

i want to use this term to mean " you can do anything you want to
do"
maybe dictator is more appopriate.

>>438
Maybe you could lead a lolicon uprising against this tyrant.
I wonder what the world would be like if lolicon conquered it.
Imagine the state-regulated school uniforms :)

Sounds like we need a much larger number of judges so that
those pedophiles can be given harsher punishments.

Japanese School uniforms for female students are short enough lol,
does that reflect something about the state of mind of those who are
in charge?

>442
X judges
O female judges

If I were a king, there would be many many pretty tween girls in my harem.
if they become 17, they would be lost thier qualification from there

>>443
Not really. Those girls can wear longer skirts, but most choose not to.
Besides, aren't the uniforms that are too short worn by girls who are
too old for lolicon?

>>442
If they had more female judges, I don't think it would help. They need to
change the laws to protect children, not to just punish pedophiles after they've
abused children.

michael jackson is God!

he became white ! he is fag!inborn pedophile! pederast!!!!
what more ?

>>443
Students like to do extream things, so right now their skirts are extremely short,
but, say, 20 years ago, they were extremely long.
So long that female students looked like sweeping the ground when they walked.

>>447
Michael Jackson isn't even human. He's an alien sent to study the
anatomy of young boys.

>>446
More female law makers & female judges maybe, then, LOL

>>446
i'm japanese. but i don't know correct information.
school girl's skirts is tailored short itself ?or girls
pull the skirts up so that skirts can look short?

>>451
I think the latter.

>>451
I don't know. I heard they pull their skirts up.
It's too bad, though. Personally, I'm not attracted to flagrant
sexiness. I like a more natural look. I don't talk to many girls,
and I don't feel I'm missing out on much by doing so.
Maybe I'm getting the mindset of a lolicon. Hmmm...

>>448
nonono.only yanky(ﾔﾝｷ-) skeban(スケバン） girls prefered to.
they were not norm even in that era.

every girl wear too short skirts nowadays. but yanky skeban
too long style was not prevalent as short style nowadays.

I hate DQN girls! I love young girls!

>>453
but low teen girls or primary school girls with short skirts are attractive,don't they?

>>455
DQN girls?

oh i should use in insteadof with.
english is hard!!!!!!!!!

http://hem.bredband.net/b133670/liveslide35.jpg
westerners have same tendency.

>>458
Don't worry, I looked it up on wikipedia.

>>455
who are you?

>>459
I hate short skirts if a girl wears them all the time. If young
girls really did all wear short skirts, I bet lolicon would be
happy at first, but as time goes on, they'd want to see them even
shorter.

"person with skirt"form
is also correct? not correct but understandable?

>>461

Im hasband of Kudo Shizuka.

girls in short skirts are saying "please ,peep,
you can molest me,rape me. Mr.uekusa is not wrong"

>>464
Kimutaku? please give me your advice how to get many girl friends?
I am a 30 aged doutei boy

>>465
are you Mr hand-mirror professor?

>>464
long haired,short legged,stammer ossan.

>>466
Ha？　Is it a quetion for me?
I have even dreamed of the situation without girls serve me.
Girls are nothing but air, affluent and free to take anytime I
wish.
It is as stupid request as to teach you how to breath.

I will be very happy!

×I have even dreamed of the
○I have not even dreamed of

long haired,short legged,big-faced.stammer ossan

when i see early Britney Spears early clip,
i feel Americans have also preference for high shool girls
in high school uniforms,
especially check on short skirts.

japanese stars like kumi kouda,maki goto? imitated her image in
their promotion video.
not only fashion,group dancing on school's
corridor is also the same.

Perhaps, the customers of the former are guys like you:
The least fassionable, the abnormity, the loosers, and
the cherry-men....

customer of britney spears? i'm not.
Baby One More Time climbed to number one on the chart in america.

america is the land of pedophiles?

Yes. with more than five million of sexual-bended.

Not five million, but fifty million

i'm not loser.i'm a teaser just like him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=773QEiHbC-I

By d way, do you have any question to Me, the king of show-business
?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=773QEiHbC-I
the king of show-business is him.
no westerners know kimutaku:
ugly bigfaced shortlegged stammer japanese.

＞480

Pu, You must be jealous me so much and go mad(w

yeah,kimuta often makes justification like that.

so you are real,lol.

Of cause. I am the most celebrated actor in the scene.
Anything I do attracts millions of girls. Teens all worship me
and follow the smallest action I make!

Hey guys! I'm a pedo and I always jack myself using child porno. Should I go to hell?

Teens worship mokomichi,takky,etc.
not ossan kantigai kimura.

kamenashi is still young,but uglier than you.

>484
Hell will hate you and reject your fuckin' entrance. Do never mind

>>486 perhaps i must go to heaven then eh?

>485
Moko？　Ah, he is my dogface. He is so happy to join my
gang. Takizawa? he could success by following my advice.
He worship me my great talent!

>>487
Yes. You can go the heaven of the earth locating opposite side
of the Japan sea(w

By the way, most of the people are using translating tools but their English is odd. The grammer is all messed up and shitty. Only DQN Japs and show-offs use them.(´，＿ゝ｀)

With better ones, all the members of the English board,
especially proud ones, would lose any reason to exist in the
world

>>491 like your existence?

If I depended too much on English like somebody else in the
board, I should hung my self immidiately after this.

>>493 donate your organs before doing that. Go to the hospital or the 893

If I had not been infected HIV, I did(w

oh_ thats_ to_ bad_... Is it true or just joking?

Up to your wish(w

>>490
i'm not using.
will you pick them up from this thread?
sentences which you think are tranlated from the tool.

>>498 mendokusai

>>490
Are you a gook american,chink american,nigger american,
spic american,gringo american ?
you have to answer.

>>500
It is easier to ask
Are you a yankee, a monkey or a donkey?

like Okakura Tenshin did.

>>499
you can speak japanese.probably you are japanese.

why do you use racial ehiphet toward japanese?
you are scum!!! wannabe banana!!!!!!!!!!

>>502
answering is easier. now answer.

Then this chat follows rutine course of 2ch.
Somebody must be going to cry 'DEATH FOR KOREAN! YOU SMELL KIMUCHEE"(w

>>504
you are obssesed with inferior complex,persecution complex.

go to a hispital.

It has started already. Earlier than as I expected(w

504 is a gook(american) or wannabe jap(anese).
final answer.

Do never call me KIMU! I・・I do not come from a Korean
family! I am shining King of the show-business!!!!!　

Are you bald?

>509
Though Ichiro is bald, I m not.

i'm not bald.but bold.

bald is the sign of manhood.

>>510
Why could you reconize I am Ichiro!?

Is Jap a bad word? Hell yes)www but hey, what about the word nigger? Black people would say to their own kind," what's up my nigger(niggal)" It's like saying,"what's up my brother!"

So, Japanese people should say what's up my Jap)wwwwwww
By the way, I'm a Japanese-American

I'm not a racist nor a sexist nor a feminist nor an alchemist nor an alienist or an alpinist or some kind of Catholic who still advocate antidisestabishmentarianism..... What I am is an ordinary 19year old man.

>>514
nigger is a special ,exclusive word.
"niggers" don't allow others to use niggers toward
"niggers"
blacks have privilege when it comes to racizm.

we can use the word jap but never allow others to use jap.

>>480
This is the true King of all Media, fool! All hail Howard Stern!
Bababooey!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B78pDG48QYY

>>514
oh,you are jap-american.
you should talk to your own kind first."what's up my jap?"

don't say "i"m an american" you are "jap-american"
your ancesters are discriminated ,called "jap" and sent to the
concentration camp.

sorry, your ancesters "were" discriminated "against"

>>514
in that way u'll be no different than a balck person who has no dinity
and has no self-acknoledgement.

I dont kare. I kall all blaks niggers and when I see one I punch it in the face.

>>522
lol now that's too much, they have their own life

>>522 good!!!! old days!!!! lol

>>524
lol where u guys from? Japan?

japan!!!
but we know what USA was in "good old days"

なんでガチンコ網野と巨乳アイドル？

Amino・・・・I have completely forgotten the name just until you
recall him.

I am bisexual male. I am from kawasaki. I would like to hook up with homosexual males.
I prefer being fucked.

i have just watched amino playing piano to japanese big boob
idol on chnnel 12.

http://diary.jp.aol.com/tqny6h8d/
he looks like gorgeous matsuno.

yuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's raining heavily in my town today.
Stormy morning!

Raindrop keep fallin' on my head　♪
Not really in my place though....

It's on my mind cold rain keeps falling.

Did somebody say Tenkarin? She is so cute! I wanna fuck her all day long.

I am a monkey! I like bananas! Oook ook!

>>406
I don't actually have much interesting Yahoo! merchandise, but I can try
to find some.

>>407
Sure, I'd ilke a card! I could send you one as well; email me with your
snail and/or email addresses so I can send you mine.

merkin and k-tan are attention whores. they should meet IRL
or whatever fucking acronym internet addicts use.

do us all a favor and stop posting so much shit about
yourselves

>>538 is jealous!

It would be pretty hard for them to meet IRL because merkin lives in America
and K-tan lives in Sweden. It would cost one of them a lot of money to buy a plane
ticket, wouldn't it? They don't even talk to each other much anyway.
The ones that should really meet up are bernardo and keira. They used to use this thread
as their personal chat room.

What happened to them?
I barely remember them.

Maybe they already met IRL and got disappointed!?

What is IRL?

In real life

Other than the use of the name/tripcode on some of my posts, I
don't reveal much personal information unless specifically asked.
This is intentional; I do it not because I jealously hoard my
privacy, but because I don't want what I write to be overshadowed
by the fact that I'm the one writing it.

thx

>>545
Do you mean, merkin is a devil's advocate
and non-merkin is an angel?

wtf

A devil's advocate is someone who argues on behalf of something bad just for argument's sake.

I wanna be bad too

>>545 Here's a personal, rather private question for you. Are you a virgin? wwwwww

One who argues against a cause or position, not as a committed opponent but simply for the sake of argument or to determine the validity of the cause or position.

You are neets who masturbate at least twice a day

First I thought it would be IRC (Internet Relay Chat)...LOL
Acronyms.
If those people use IRC, the distance doesn't matter, it's convenient

Perhaps this is a better way for me to put it: 'merkin' is an
identity that's not personal. 'merkin' is consitently the same
person, but it doesn't matter who that person is. (Perhaps I'll
give the tripcode to baby merkins one day!)

>>551
Heh! Nope; it's been over ten years since I was a virgin.

>>554
Distance matters a lot if you use IRL though.

merkin, you are on the dark side of the Force.
Come with me, my son!

>>557
Are you Papa-merkin?

No. Mama-merkin.

Merkin is dead.

Merkin is deadly bald, right?

Yes, bald as a billiard ball.

yes you are bald head!

Bald is beautiful!!!

I prefer a bald head to a bar-code head!!!

You said it!

>>564
like cpt.picard in star trek tng lol

I think bald hair is better than thin hair

Shave it without mercy!!!

Merkin is facing menopause... just leave him alone

merkin is a man without a penis.

Skin head is cool
Namihei hairstyle is funny
I don't like barcord hair either

Barcode is artistic.

I heard that Schoolgirl wont go to college. she wants to be a stylist as far as I know.

special week
stay gold
london bridge

Ｄｏ　ｙｏｕ　Ｋｎｏｗ　this name?

I like name Christina very much. I want to have a girlfriend with name Christina

Bald people should wear panty hoses on their head. Then bring a knife from the kitchen. After that, go to a nearby bank. Then ask for some money.

bald head is beautiful

>>577
then profit

つ≡

Ｔｈｅｒｅ　ａｒｅ　ｌｏｔ　ｏｄ　ｖａｒｉｅｔｙ　ｐｒｏｇｒａｍ　ｔｈｅｓｅ　ｄａｙ

>>579
I bet the only profit is that you can get a good psychologist.

I have bald head in my pants

My world is made out of Tenka. Every day I think about Tenka. I dream of her. Then I go crazy and I jerk with her. I wish I can fuck her.
She is my angle. My everything.
Am I in sane? I guess so. But that does not a stop me from loving her.

Хangle
〇angel

10 more days to go shopping, guys!!!

there is no holydays for me! I have exams! oh shit how I hate that

Yeah!! Thanks for the notice >>587

Oh, excuse me, thanks >>586
>>587 Good luck!

>>578
You should name your hand Christina.

the most important thing in this world is timing after all

la la la la la lalalal lala al al al lalal alla

My IQ is 190.

last time I checked IQ test, my IC was about 153

suck my penis

You are lying.

How long do you think my penis is or How long time do you think can my penis erect?

my penis is about 15CM! but it does not matter. because I am jobless student

>>596
nO i am not lying

>>598
Oh..boy... you should wank before bed. then you dream a good dream.

I is a fukka
u is a muthufukka

this is first

Michael, Gabriel, Raphael, Uriel. These are the Archangels that sit
at the throne of God.

Jackson? Jackson? Where is Jackson?

I haven't shaved my head for a few years now.

I haven't fucked small children since....ever

My　ＴＯＥＩＣ　Ｓｃｏｒｅ　is 530000

How can you be Japanese if you are not lolicon?

pedos rule Japan! Pedo banzai!

*let it snow let it snow let it snow*
* * *
* * *
* * *

I like Japanese little girl！！！１

イッツファインツーデー！
アイアムえ〜っとスチューデント！

abnormal men is
died plz！！！！women's enemi and japanese hentai guy society's dust
dirty talk only thred moved please moral violent guy shit！！！！your brain fuckin only mode
http://same.u.la/test/r.so/academy4.2ch.net/english/1121001818/l10

ここの英会話教室は本当にいい！！

http://www.english-athome.com/

>>612
私は同感できません。お天気は悪いと思います。寒すぎるんですから。
私も学生ですが、日本人じゃなくてアメリカン人です。
日本語を勉強していますが、もうまだまだです。
ちなみに、あなたはアルファベットで書けば？

>>611 I like Chelsia Chan and Ai-chan

What a boring thread it's become. I would never come back here to
talk with stupid guys like you.

>>617 agreed

Don't talk to me, you stupid maggot.

I want to be a billionaire.

i offer u acknowedgement u offer me insult!
go fuck yourself u fucking japanese self-contained
social-isolated piece of fucking shit!

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

fuck suck cock. there are similar word I bet

Ibdhkjdhkjhdfl;k

damn.. hope you don't start shooting people around you.

>>621is society dust
and women's enemi！！！！hentai all lolicon
die die die died please

>>625
you are just another crazy pedophile(or lolicon w/e).
all u do is wank in front of your pc screen displaying female children
u dont even have the adult-balls, and certainly dont have what it takes
to curse me!

>>625 (>>625 only) FOR THE GOOD OF ALL CHILDREN IN THE WORLD, GO FUCK YOURSELF!

>>622 yes u are right, those words are all offensive

>>623 u've probly never seen anything so intense like this before
and u've lost ur words, but hoping to stir up the board, good job!

>>624 dont worry my friend i dont hate anyone, even if i do, there's still
no reason to shoot ppl around me.

>>625 (only and again) FOR THE GOOD OF ALL CHILDREN IN THE WORLD, GO FUCK YOURSELF!

>>626>>627is hentai！！ you are women's enemi
lolita complex guy
female is hate！！！！！morality violent guy society dust

>>628
your obsession of repeating the same words and phrases
is getting boring.
be creative or leave this board please.

>>629
... that's probly not such a good idea, i apologize for asking
628 to leave the board, please stay and carry this drama forward.
SCREW YOU!

mai sounds kinda cute tho

sounds like a woman's name, but he talks like a man

i mean, the way mai puts some words together tickles me.

O.o

I only like Koharu Kusumi.
I'm always serious about Koharu Kusumi.
I wish that Koharu is my wife!
Did you know Koharu is Kusumilicious?
Koharu drool

no i dont

Anybody studying law?

I am. what the matter?

>>876
Hi!
It's been a long time since we last met.How've you been?
How's it going in Fountain Valley? Getting colder, isn't it?
I'm doing well in Canada because of you. I'm really appreciated.
Please say hello to Witt, Mike and your lovely daughter Kathy.
Bye!

>>638
For what?
You'll become a lawyer?

4chan is down again
Sup Japanese /b/rothers?

IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER!

I find sex disgusting. I am a male

>>643
me too!
i'm a female.

I find Yahoo disgusting. I am a Hotmail

>>645
me too!
i'm a Google.

>645-646
自演乙ｗ

>>647 NO U!

>>647
加護亜依
辻希美

>>645
シドイ英語ですな…

>>650 "Chat in English"
NOT MAKING SENSE = YOU

OK
Your English is awfully terrible.

That's for U!

605 ：merkin ◆BeSm0ofY92 ：2006/12/14(木) 10:02:46
I haven't shaved my head for a few years now.

That's really funny
How could you say "shaved my head"
hahaha

when I wanna send a e-mail, can I write "I wanna mail you"?
please teach me if you're inclined

>>653
Ha?
Whacha talkin' bout?
I totally can't understand.
Ain't you ashamed of youself, immature?

>>655
Sure.
You can say " I wanna mail you" or "I wana e-mail you"
You can use the word e-mail as a verb.

>>657
thanks a lot
now I'm just writing e-mail to friends in abroad
You've been very helpful !

>>658
that sentence needed 'of' between word and e-mail
Sorry!

Any teens that were in the 80's?
I want to enter a time machine talk about 80s jpop idols.

>>658
You live in Japan?
What are you doing??
It's early morning now, isn't it?
You are studying English all of a day?
What a diligible guy!

fucking kike!
how many times do you make me say this!!!

leave now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>654
oh ,i didn't konw merkin is just one of wannabe japanese.

diligible ?i have never heard of this word!!!

maybe this is the jew-coded english to
deceive honest people!!!! jew!!!!!!!!!matsuzaka's lawyer is asolutely
a jew .you,blood suckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning, it is, everyone. I study English. I think that it is very difficult. By the way, is the color which you like what? The color which I like is blue color.

matsuzaka's lawyer is asolutely
a jew.intentionally raising money to to the ceiling,
impossible sum of money!!!
when the client just go out of the negotiattion,then the jews
lower the money,settle down.
that is a gambling.he don't really care for matsuzaka's career.

very very very jewish way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the jew destroyed japanese fame!!! unforgivable

Jesus was a jew.Christianity is a jewish religion, too.

so i'm very happy to get 666.

Why do you dislike the Judean person?

Mr.boras might not be a jew.
even thogh he don't have jewish blood line,don't have
jewish religion, innner side of him is very jewish.

he was an alumnus of University of the Pacific.
western pacific university is the best.
yoshimura sakuji(natable egypt scholar) and akiyama　masato (high
power esper) are alumni of it.
they have docter's　degree.

Pacific Western University is the correct name.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore --
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door --
"'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door --
Only this and nothing more."

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; -- vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow -- sorrow for the lost Lenore --
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore --
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me -- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
"'Tis some visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door --
Some late visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door; --
This it is and nothing more."

Insomnia... What do do...

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you " -- here I opened wide the door; ----
Darkness there and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore?"
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!" --
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
"Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore --
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;--
'Tis the wind and nothing more!"

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door --
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door --
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore --
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
Quoth the Raven "Nevermore."

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning -- little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door --
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as "Nevermore."

But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered -- not a feather then he fluttered --
Till I scarcely more than muttered "Other friends have flown before --
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before."
Then the bird said "Nevermore."

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
"Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore --
Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
Of 'Never -- nevermore'."

But the Raven still beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore --
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking "Nevermore."

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
"Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee -- by these angels he hath sent thee
Respite -- respite and nepenthe, from thy memories of Lenore;
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!"
Quoth the Raven "Nevermore."

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil! -- prophet still, if bird or devil! --
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted --
On this home by Horror haunted -- tell me truly, I implore --
Is there -- is there balm in Gilead? -- tell me -- tell me, I implore!"
Quoth the Raven "Nevermore."

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil -- prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us -- by that God we both adore --
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore --
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore."
Quoth the Raven "Nevermore."

"Be that word our sign in parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting --
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! -- quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"
Quoth the Raven "Nevermore."

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted -- nevermore!

Hehh... *applauds*
Though it would have been really impressive if you had copy-pasted
the pi-version of the poem xD

I am the man who can sweep you off from your feet...

You can pillow your head on my arm.

>>677
I hadn't heard of that version. "The Raven" is one of my favorite poems because of the rhythm it has.
It's like music.

>>679
I've only read a small excerpt of it, a long time ago. But indeed, the rythm is quite alluring.

>>678
O.o;; Are you talking out loud, or to me?
I've already met the one who sweeps me off my feet. I'm probably
going to have to take half a year or a year long break from my
studies for his sake. -_-;;;

>>680
Oh. Have you read any of Edgar Allen Poe's other works? He is one of my favorite authors,
even if his stories are often rather dark, because he writes in such an interesting way.

It is imperative that I give you the following information,
which 2ch wants concealed from the public. To get right down to it,
2ch once tried convincing me that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless.
Does he think I was born yesterday? I mean, it seems pretty obvious that 2ch's suggestions do not represent progress.
They represent insanity masquerading as progress.

>>681
Is he an asian or a muslim or a black ?
If not so,you are a hypocrite
If you can't sleep, why not sleep with the guy?
Comfortable tiredness will lead you to a good sleep.

Although 2ch wants nothing less than to pursue an abhorrent agenda
under the guise of false concern for the environment, poverty, civil
rights, or whatever, I want this letter to speak a language of
reconciliation, not retaliation. Before I launch into my rant,
permit me the prelude caveat that the spectrum of views between
boosterism and clericalism is not a line but a circle at which
disorderly scatterbrains and stinking freaks of nature of one sort
or another meet. To properly place 2ch somewhere in that spectrum,
one needs to realize that 2ch's favorite tactic is known as "deceiving with the truth".

>>683
Thou seemest to be a moron. Obviously, thou copied'st that and didst replace someone else's name with "2ch".
Also, wherefore dost thou call thyself Bruce Wayne? He is naught but a fictional character.

Where, oh where, should I begin telling you about how irritable 2ch is? How about here: 2ch's cop-outs are amalgams of popular themes among treacherous exhibitionists, demented,
vainglorious card sharks, and hostile slumlords.
You see, I really believe that 2ch's publications are closed-minded in their impact,
aberrent in their aspirations, vile in their political deviousness,
and primitive in their semi-intelligible philosophies.

Hence, fool. Wherefore camest thou to this place?

JAPAN

>>689
Thou understandest not. I asked not "where", but "wherefore".
Perhaps thou art not familiar with my style of English?

>>682
I haven't read much, sadly. I've read "The Fall of the House of Usher", though
that was many years ago, perhaps even an entire decade by now. I may have
read some more of his works, I'm not certain.
I saw an animated version of The Tell-Tale Heart as a kid, and I adored it.
Perhaps that might seem like an odd choice of words, "adore", but I was
simply fascinated with the tale, and loved how it was executed, bothy
storywise and the artwork in the animation .
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046408/ I think it is this one, though I'm
not certain, without seeing any photos of it.

>>689
I apologize for telling thee "hence", but I still wish to hear wherefore thou camest.
If thou will just copy from other places, thou art of no use here.
I pray thee write thine own posts rather than copy them.
Should thou do that, I have no problem with thee.

Mr.Bruce Wayne uses hign-level english words.
He writes intellectualy in english.
But somewhat sounds unnatural to me.
is it just for my english ability?

>>684
Asian, muslim, or black? O.o;; Who?
My boyfriend, or the above poster?
My boyfriend is none of that, and I assume the above poster is Japanese and thus is
Asian. I do not sleep next to people I do not trust, which is why I am not interested
in sleeping next to that poster. I can't sleep next to my boyfriend because
he's in Germany right now, and I am not.
How does that make me a hypocrite?
Also, sadly I'm not comfortably tired. I'm exhausted, but too worried to go to sleep just yet.

Germany......... Nazi.......Racist country..................

You should hold the poster and do

DIE, ALLIED SCHWEINEHUND!

>>695
Are you trying to toss Godwin's Law at me? O.o;;
People are individuals. My boyfriend isn't racist.
Though if you are that keen on referring to that time period,
may I remind you of that Japan were allied with Germany, with
the German nazis. Just because things happened in the past
doesn't mean future generations are like that. Why would you
get to be free of such guilt, when you're as guilty as them
through history?
Double-standards are no way to go.

You are an earnest person...
what make you have an interest in japan,pathetic little country.

Sweden is little though.

>>663
Japanese wannabe? Hardly. There's absolutely no way I could be "Japanese",
ethnically, culturally, etc. I don't look Japanese, I don't act Japanese.
(Although, if that's the worst insult that comes to mind, I suppose I'm
doing well.)

>>693
Mr. Wayne's speech sounds like it was created by http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

We allied with America in iraq war.
But our guilt is parrrael to American?

the like is applicable to germany-japanese relatinoship.

you say japan had his own guilt.aside from that,alling with
Germay itself doesn't mean we did the thing germans do.

on top of that,We helped a lot of the jewish people.
We allied with Germay,but still we see jewish broblem as
human rights problem.

>>695 is just a joke.forget it.

I'm just hanging around in the internet.
Don't take my words seriously.

>>698
Why not? It has an interesting culture. Also, I have a thing for
calligraphy, although I do not practice it myself (yet). Also,
I like the art-form comics, and graphical stories are a lot more
common in Japan that many other countries, though it's starting
to get more popular again. Also, regarding design, I quite like the
assymetry and beautiful simplicity that tends to be quite common
in Japan.
By no means believe that Japan is the only country I find interesting,
but for the past few years, it's been one of the countries I've
been most interested in finding out more about. This especially due
to that my boyfriend used to study Japanese culture and language in
U.K., and is quite likely to live there for a number of years, meaning
that I too will have to. Can't say I mind, though. Japan has a
reputation for making quality things, which appears to be true more
often than not, and thus it seems as if staying there (for however
long it will be) would be quite a rich, and fascinating experience.
It will just take me some time to adjust to some of the customs. I
have a bad habit of being too honest and blunt, though I avoid
being unnecessarily rude about it (i find it appalling when people
try to use honesty as an excuse for blatant arrogance and rudeness).

And yes, Sweden is relatively small.
Though the amount of people is smaller in comparison to other countries in
Europ, than the size of the landmass in comparison to some other European
countries' landmass. I.e. we have a low people/km^2 ratio.

皆さんこんにちわ（＾０＾）／
ここの英語はとても参考になりますね！

assymetry and beautiful simplicity

like jojo's bizarre adventure ?

speaking of symmetry, i heard Mr.katsuhiro ootomo's　pictures are
completly symmetrical.

>>701
Awww! But, but, fun!

>>700
Ah. My point was that every country has done a lot of bad things and good things, and thus
it's a bit difficult to justify blaming people from a different generation for bad things
previous generations have done, without doing the same to oneself. It just doesn't properly work.

hmm... It's terribly late considering how early I need to wake up tomorrow...
I guess I'll just take some valerian and try to get some sleep.

Have a terribly random and odd flash-loop: http://www.mingthemerciless.com/flash/robo01.swf

>>700
You are forgetting the crimes that Japan committed against the Koreans and the Chinese.
Japan should apologize, and it should stop erasing the Nanjing massacre from history textbooks.

>>705
I doubt many people know who Ming the Merciless is anymore. He was
Flash Gordon's nemesis and tyrant ruler of the planet Mongo. It
seems like anything creative people do these days is immediately
deconstructed into some smarmy and sarcastic idea.

Oh, and this is funny. It has Captain Marvel in it. I doubt anyone
even knows him either.
http://www.mingthemerciless.com/raketemensch.html

oh,i know nanjing masaka(まさか）.

Thomas? Thomas? Where is Thomas?

He is in the kitchen, busy cooking.

　　　　　＿＿＿＿
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　　 /∵∴∵∴∵∴＼
　　/∵∴∴,（・）（・）∴|
　　|∵∵／　　 ○　＼|
　　|∵ /　　三　|　三　|　　／￣￣￣￣￣
　　|∵ |　　　＿_|＿_ 　|　＜　How many hours does he have to cook?
　　 ＼|　　　＼＿/　／　　＼＿＿ ＿＿＿
　 　 　 ＼＿＿＿_／



教室で新人女子高生のおまんこを調教や強制フェラ無修正写真集！
http://xxxxx.dyndns.tv/~nadesiko/upup/imgkkk1212/upupmoo1777.jpg

SAYOKU should burn

Thomas Cook.

Hi there... I'll watch Figure Skating Grand Prix Final later today!!

So will I.
Who do you think will win the first prize?

guys, go to sleep
b4 i fukin kil you

↑通報しますた

a nigger who was permitted to do figureskating.

man
y the fuck i am doing 2ch
my life sucks
i havnt gone to school for almost a week
it is cuz of 2ch
2ch bothers me. fuck it.

717
what the fuck?
you speaking no eng?
you raist bastard. stop calling my freind a nigger
you guys are jigga

>>715　In men's singles, I hope Takahashi will win but Brian Joubert is pretty strong
this season... I don't want to miss Nobunari Oda's first quadraple attempt, too!
He said he would try on tv the other day.
I like all the Japanese ladies skaters too, anyone could win... but
hope to see Mao's second victory in the final! I like her SP.
How about you?

暇だけど、寝るわ
まじ２ｃｈに毒されてる；

wow!!
you fuckin' genius!!

いや、起きてよ
i just wanna love
iv lost my vrignia when i was 14
and my x grilfriend was a bitch
lololololololololololololol

nm
i am going to sleep
おやすみ

>>720
I bet 10 yen for Mao-tan's winnig.
She must win.

>>719
i appreciate nigger's physical ability .

what?your nigger friend saved you from rob?

f off niggers

Yeah, let's get our fingers crossed...
Go mao! I like Suguri and Ando too, though.
Can't wait!!! :D

Mao-chan looks a bit like Shimura Ken. lol

Take a look at this.
http://blog.livedoor.jp/mixi_community/archives/50137022.html

mao! chinese dictator?

Dave? Dave? Where is Dave?

>>718
　　＿＿__＿∧∧　　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
〜'　＿＿__（　ﾟДﾟ）＜ Get back to work!
　 ＵU 　 　Ｕ U　　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

Dave is fat and clumsy. When he jumped over a shallow pond, he stumbled
and twisted his ankle.

That's why he flunked math again.

What a rude thing to say! You should know better than to say such a thing.

I didn't see Mao skating. This doesn't have anything to do with
her performance, but I think she looks like Shimura Ken especially
when he masquarade as silly master of a castle. I mean,
her face is really maroish.

Where, oh, where has my little dog gone?
Where, oh, where can he be?
With his ears cut long and his tail cut short,
Where, oh, where can he be?

How is it possible to "cut ears long?"

>>740
Your question is for lesser men.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkc_Myyye20

>>733
Dave's not here, man.

Dave lives in a cave to save nives.

Which would you prefer "stiff" or "flexible"?

>>744
"Flexible" by all means!

Uho!

関係なくてｺﾞﾒﾝ

みんな上手くて感激

I amazed so much about this!!

Can Japan law allow me to shikoshiko with Ei morisako and then bukkake on her pic, sir?

I am sorry but what is shikoshiko??

i have exam on monday! I think I should stop browsing 2ch

shikoshiko=masuturbation

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>>751
Dynamite Shiko?

Shiko Shiko!
Shiko Shiko!
Shiko Shiko!

　　／⌒ヽ
　　/　´_ゝ`） I will go through here
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My oqupation is AV actress.
Naho OZAWA is my wife now.

It is late. why dont you masturbate and then go to sleep! it sounds nice, isnt it?

fucking kike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good masuturbation and good tiredness will lead you
to a good sleep.
i agree.
i recommend you special masturbation style,not jerking off style,
i recommend swinging hip style.
you lie down with your stomach on the bed.
then swing!!!!!!!!!!!! your hip!!! and grind your dick to the
bed!!! then spew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gooooooodddddddddddddddddd!

if you don't want to stain your bed's sheet.
i recommend you to masturbate wearing underwerar and pants.

next morning you'll see your sperm siffened around your dick
and on the underwear.
artistic scenary i think.

Bunch of fuckin' perverts!!

ejaculation　is just for another man?i mean man
in more generic sense.
so can i have a sex with you?,no matter what
gender you are in.

by the way ,i 'm a male.

speaking of the spot for ejaculation,it should not have to be
vagina only . ass hole is another good spot we can ejaculate to,
no matter what sex ass-hole belongs to.
i'm not racist,sexist.love and peace.

nowadays phomophobic people are seen as mentally ill.
someday, fags will be seen normal and special
and phomophobia will be seen as
severe mental disorder.
phomophobia will be crime. they will be sent to the concentration camp.

oh,spelling miss.
homophobia is correct.

but what i said is a truth.

ah-!

uho! Shall we have sex?

>>765

suck my dick!

アホらし

>>768
I say! suck my dick!

Why do you learn English?
Do you need to use English now or future?
I definitely think that a language is a method for communication,
not for fashion.
You won't master English if you learn it for only it.
A language is a method for taking your dream!

Why do we learn English? The answer is, if you can speak English, you can communicate with American or English-speaking girls. Then you can express how much you want to fuck her! You can have the opportunity to have sex!
SEX IS LIFE! To have sex, you MUST be able to speak English. Isn't that a good reason to start learning English?
Don't hesitate. For your guranteed sex life, learn English.
For English education Call 1-800‐?%&‐5?5

>>763
Why should we call someone mentally ill for having a view that's different.
If someone is homophobic, then why don't homosexuals not associate with them?
And why don't homophobic people just avoid homosexuals?
There is nothing wrong with you mentally if you just don't like someone. I like my
democratic right to be 'publicly antisocial' :).

Besides, these days people just accuse other people of being racist or sexist, even
when they may not like someone just because of their character. I don't find anything
wrong with gays, but I hate people who are promiscuous.

go-od lu-ck!

cest ne pas ca.
all you need to fuck is passion.

Mike? Mike? Where is Mike?

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>>776
We've seen you too many times already.
Next time, Tsurube please.

>>771
There's a lot more to life than sex.
Observe: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow%27s_Pyramid

I want to marry k-tan.

I'd choose Magibon, though.

>>778
Yes, there is more to life than sex, but it's boring and doesn't
feel nearly as good.

I have exam tomorrow! I dont think I am prepared for it! I feel bad and sad.

>>782
Don't worry, boy! If you want to get a grade of A on the test, you should write
"My penis is erecting! suck it!"

well. Actually, if teacher says that if I would suck his cock than he will give me A grade
i would say yes.
yeah, i am cheap whore

than = then

GAY HOMO FAG QUEER!

I am not queer. but for A grade I would suck teacher's dick. yeah.
too bad there is no such teachers.

Come with me. I'll take you to any place you like, anywhere!

No one?

Whose fart is the most aromatic?

Daniel Powter's bad day is really melodious. Don't you think so?

I will be very happy!

Please visit the Japan room of the Yahoo! Answers.

Japan room is in the Travel -> Asia Pacific .

You have the biggest chance to be more than my girlfriend if you were a pretty lowteen and virgin girl.
Don't miss your chance!

>>781
If everything else besides sex is boring, then you're doing something wrong. Don't forget
that enjoying yourself with the things you do in life is quite important for your wellbeing.
Shifting the responsibility for all that fun to only sex is quite sad, as that is a bit too
one-sided.

>>779
There are a lot of prettier girls to get married to in this world.

>>795
You are the most pretty girl tha I have ever seen.
Marrying me is the only way for you to be happy!

I decide to quit a NEET.

Hi,k-tan. what will you do on the Christmas?

>>797 That's neat! Great

haha! I aint need no girl friend for Xmas cuz my right hand will do the "job"! Don't be jealous guys!


by the time you read this, I'd be finishing jerking

What's happening to Google?
Bad Request?
What's this?

>>798
Hmmm. Be with my family, mainly. If I recall correctly, Europeans/North-Americans
tend to celebrate Christmas the way Japanese people celebrate New Years Eve,
as a family holiday in other words. New Years Eve on the other hand is something
people are more likely to spend with friends, or at parties.

>>797
That's great! Congratulations and good luck! And thing we can do beyond being moral support?

>>796
Dear Anonymous, you've been looking at the wrong spy-cam. I am not 2hawt4Uprincessgurl16, whose webcam
you've obviously fallen in love with. May you have the best of luck with her and her chat-speak mongering
ways ;-D

Smell her fart and you'll notice how aromatic hers is.

Hi my name is john

x chat-speak mongering
o chat-speakmongering

>>804
Hello, John.

>>803
...Yukorin's?

Hmm.. I think I'll go have a bath. See you all later (^-^)/~

A house master says Oh Yah. This is a Japanese joke.

俺は２年前日本語を勉強しました。しかし、全てが分からない。それは大変FAILだ -_-

Hey, I can chat in English but I'm from the UK. (^-^)

Is that cheating? ^^

>>808
Could you please explain it for us who do not grasp it yet?

>>810
Not really. You're quite a welcome addition to this place. People like
having native English-speaking people to converse with. They also usually
like when native English people correct and explain things about the English
language that they haven't quite understood yet (or grammar/spelling).

x usually like when
o usually like it when

Silly typo.

>>812
Well, thanks for the welcome I guess.
I'll help people out whenever I can.

>>813
No worries :-)

I bought the deluxe edition of the Gnarls Barkley CD. It is
most trimuphant.

*pokes >>814 *
:-/ Hmm.. Sometimes the automatical form-fields fill-in function is too slow.

>>815
Ah? I've only heard a single song by him. What's the deluxe edition like?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacamole
At one point in time, I visited a certain restaurant, and my boyfriend insisted I'd
try their guacamole. I had never had any before, and it was ridiculously delicious,
and a truly a delicacy. A year later, I visited that restaurant again, but to my
sorrow they had changed the guacamole recipe... It wasn't bad... It tasted good.
But it was terribly plain in comparison to what it tasted like before...
I think I'll be searching for an as good recipe as the one they had used the first
time I visited the place, until I find it. :-/

hmmm... My grammar is deteriorating greatly... I think I should take it as a hint...
It's late and I need sleep...

Hello k-tan,

Who are you ?

Are you a Japanese?

I feel your English is very good.

>>818
Well, guacamole certainly tastes a lot better than it looks. :D
I like eating it with tortillas.
The taste can vary... as long as you don't go crazy with the
onions or garlic, it's usually pretty good.
If you can gather the ingredients, then it's quite easy to make at home.

"Idols" don't fart. They don't poo or pee.

guca-throw up... yuck

>>822
This is true.^^

Doritos are great!!!

The Doritos sold in Japan are probably made in Japan! The Doritos sold in the U.S. has a better taste. Japanese Doritos tastes a little weird. Well, if you dip it in salsa or nachos, it doesn't really matter.


By the way, I like "lolitos"(lolitas)

I was referring to the ones made by Fritolay.
You can get them at some posh supermarkets in Japan.
Posh supermarkets for Doritos........I know.

>>820
Hi fru (^-^)/
I'm a 23 year old Swede. I do not speak Japanese yet (it's on my list of languages to learn)
My English has to be good, considering the fact that I've studied it since 4th grade. It's not
at all as good as it should be, though. I need to get better at it.

>>822 >>824
Pray that you never will come close to any of your idols in real life, you'd
be terribly dissapointed to realize that they too are merely human...

>>821
Yeah, I know. My boyfriend and I once made some. It wasn't as good as the kind I first
tasted at the restaurant, but as good as at the second visit to the restaurant.

k-tan is so overrated.

>>828
Ah, so there are more 外人 here than I thought...
Me included.^^

i ashhnowo life oatheonfua nolakoeu.

I aokkqoukkd ajokluru aat randoma lrlrljla.

>>830
S ojowuo koauokjoj akoujokurljl koli is to kljanlnln?

I have a headache.

k-tan is not k-tan.

i'm an asshole.

>>833
That's not English...

>>835
It's a conspiracy!

>>836
You shouldn't be so hard on yourself.

yes i'm having a hard-on.

I'm sure you are.

I masturbated two times today! I dreamed about big breast girl

>>829
I didn't know I was rated at all.

>>830
..Heh? There are a lot of foreigners visitors to this board. Just not
that many this hour, it seems.

>>835
You're right, indeed! I'm the butler, disguised! @__@ This was just an
evil plot to pin the murder on k-tan! Oh, drats... Perhaps I shouldn't
have revealed that... Oh well.

>>836
Perhaps you should try to do something about it, if it really bothers
you. Otherwise, it's a bit pointless to feel bad about it.

>>834
I hope it's gone by now :-/

Help me, I'm narcoleptic!!

>>843
Well, I'm an insomniac... I'm not sure which is worst.

I haven't lost my cherry yet and I'm tired of it. I've lived 19 years and it is very miserable to jerk yourself... I don't mind fucking a prostitute though so I should go to the UK.


God bless the 5 womans who were killed by "Jack"...

汚染を除去しました。

Hi. I'm Z-tan. K-tan is merely my bothersome little sister. She gets on my computer
when I'm at my after school job at the reindeer ranch. While I'm shovelling caribou
manure, she's busy on my computer. I don't mind so much so please don't tease or
harass her. She's only five years old and I love my little sister.

>>845
A guy called Tom Stephens has been accused of those murders.
If he's guilty, then I hope the bastard rots in prison.

do you know about 山崎渉？

>>849
What is 山崎渉？

Kind reminder:
http://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&q=%E5%B1%B1%E5%B4%8E%E6%B8%89&lr=

>>850
In short, (^^) is 山崎渉.

>>852
I understand. Thanks.

A few years ago, all the threads in 2ch were full of (^^). Every thread
you go, (^^) was found to the point of irritation. But now that 山崎渉 has
been removed completely, I feel I want (^^) back.

I like this too.(^^)

Cheer me up. (^^)

Did someone see my dick? It's been missing since yesterday and I really need it now to take a piss.
Probably he's upset because I haven't "used" him yet.

>>857
i am tampering with your dick.it ejaculated three times!

>>858
Oh you jerked it already!? I guess this night I wouldn't have to "play" with it

Tom cocked my shit and ate
Tom said, "Numerical taste!"


hahaha

can you die for Yukorin?

Been so long since I last came to this page.. Haven't changed a bit. Guys, you got any jokes?

862
No jokes for you! suck my dick!

Hi, how are you>? I am a neet. what is your job? are you a neet, too.
I want to have NEET friends all over the world.

Do you want to eat big boobs?

No. I want to be pafupafued.

I feel as if the Ketsuge burger incident was a thing of the past.

Just between you and me. i am a cherry boy. hazukashii

>>862
What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?

Hair that stands straight up on your head!

koki kameda got nigger!!!!
he got fast and stronger.

he got nigger's physical ability!!!!!!!!!! like animal!!!!!

hi
yea..i saw his new hair style
he looks like Udo Suzuki!!lolz

Time to fuck myself... Are you guys sleeping already?

if you guys want to hear some real nasty talk from some REAL english speaking faggots then go here

img.4chan.org/b

Faggots! They must be jews or brain-washed
poor men by jews.

Jews promoto homo.What are they plotting?
Are they just pervert or something in their mind?

>>873
4chan is fucking GREAT!
I love them

They are God chosen,so they got beyond even the sex difference ?

Are they space alien?

>>873
Aww, not 4chan... I hate those idiots.
Seriously, they're a laughing stock.
I hate those guys...

>>847
x-D I wish I had been that awesome, such a brilliant little genious.
Though it would have been a bit scary... For a five year old kid to know
as much as I do... Ah well ^_^

>>875
O.o;; Since when?

Media =Jew
You're ignorant.

>>880
Media = Medium in plural :-p Silly boy.

Media =Jews
enough?
Jewish controlled media.

Study.

>>882
I knew what you meant, but I found it too silly, and provideda far more accurate
"equals to"-example.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism#Thought_experiments
Random link.

x provideda
o provided a

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dreaming yet another random link.
I need to learn to do that some day :-D I've only had an intensively
hyperreal dream (not a lucid dream, just hyperreal) once, that I
can remember. It was terribly odd; symbolism galore.

>>883
Actually, "media" was correct. He was referring to the
mass media being controlled by Jews (total garbage of course,
but his English is okay lol).

"Medium = Jews" would make even less sense.^^

>>886
You're missing my point. Though if we're gonna nitpick on grammar,
his usage was incorrect, regardless of if he was using the mathematical operator
or programming related assignment (as in programming, e.g. int x = 5+y;)
"Media = several instances of medium" <=> Media equals to several instances of medium.
Media != Jew (Several instances of Medium is not Jew; they are two completely different objects)
Media != Jews (Several instances of Medium is not Jews; they are two completely different objects)
What he wanted to say, was "Media = Jew-controlled", or
"Media = under Jewish power"

I was saying that my use of the equal-to sign was accurate, unlike
his comment stating that mass media was controlled by Jews (the notion,
not the grammar/equations). Some conspiration theories I can't but feel
credit way too much to the ones they claim are the spiders in the web.
The more people you involve in something, the more significant human error
and flaws come into play. The notion that Jews as a race consciously
and continously tamper with media, i.e. standing above everyone else
in that aspect, is ascribing them ridiculously too much "übermensch"
qualities. If they truly had attempted to do such a thing
(being just as human as anyone else, and not some sort of legion
of superhumans), it would have been a world-wide recognised fact,
not a pet conspiracy amongst a few people who paradoxally by it state
that the jews are super-humans, yet claim the jews are subhuman, in
the same breath.

* "two completely different types of objects"
even :-p

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>>887
http://www.bartleby.com/141/strunk5.html#13

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_%28illusion%29
Hmm.. Interesting way of looking at things.
And heh... The mention of Laxmi in there suddenly
makes me understand why a blogger whose readings I sometimes find quite
interesting likes that godess. I see what he did there. x-D

>>887
Ah, I see what you mean. Something like "Media = Jew-controlled"
would have been more appropriate, yes.

>>890
Yes? That doesn't detract from my point.
My point was that conspiration theories like the self-contradictions of
that they're simultaneously super-human yet sub-human really doesn't
work. I stated that my variant of "what media was the same as" was
correct, unlike the conspiration theory version, due to the fallacy of
that conspiration theory. And though it's perfectly understandable what
the poster meant, it's too oversimplified and requires too much knowledge about
conspiracies to be an acceptable, proper simplification. Compare: "pain = mud".
(the example would have made a lot of sense said at e.g. a place where people
constantly have a lot of exasperating mud on their roads. Only make sense, though.)
It's not the same class of word-omittal as the examples on that page you linked to.
Though that really doesn't matter: what matters is that the conspiracy-concept is
too self-contradictory to work (in reality as well as theory).

x godess
o goddess

Silly typos.
I probably should go to sleep soon, it's almost 2 a.m... But I'm
too awake, in spite of being quite tired...

>>890
Nice page, though. Thanks for the link.

oh,a scot and a swede,good setting for a fight.
I wanna see you railing each other,scuffling each other.
Let's get it on!

>>893
I don't really buy into the whole "Jews rule the world" thing.
It's just another crazy theory thought up by conspiracy nuts.

By the way,
"Conspiration theory" is incorrect.
You should say "conspiracy theory".
Just FYI.(^^)

I am a roman empire. fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i order!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you are slave gladiators.　

>>896
I'm more likely to hug him. I'm too friendly, believe it or not. I have
a bad habit of taking a liking for people far too easily, being too
helpful, and believing the best of people too much. I'm not ignorant about
that people can be mean and evil, just that I can't believe that a healthy
human being truly would work to intentionally poison things. I feel that
people just have different values and opinions of what things are like and
what matters the most, as well as having a various amount of problems that
cloud their minds in different ways. Our pattern-seeking mind is one of our
greatest advantages, yet simultaneously one of our greatest flaws.
(too great simplifications are as dangerous and useless as barely any...)

But yes.. I can't shake the feeling that a healthy person would work
for "the greater good", people just have very different ideas of what
that is. (By greater good I mean to make it better for the world one
lives in. Some view their immediate social circles/environment as the
only significant parts of one's world, others view it on a global scale,
and of course there's also everything inbetween...) After all, who wouldn't
want to live in a better world? (Though to say once again, what "better" is,
is highly debatable.) And if one wants something to be in a certain way,
one contributes to ensure that things will be bent towards that way.

you can't ? you can't fight?
so i will be a film director,director of porn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am now Gerard Damiano!
now action!!!!

why once graceful christian nation plummeted
into degeneracy so quickly ????
women got so dirty so pushy(pussy)???

who did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i don't know.it's not my fault.a c t i o n!!!!!!!!!

>>898
Fight? ﾁｬｳ(･_･ 三･_･)ﾁｬ
I'm a peace-loving person... honestly.;)


Oh, and I think you mean "Roman emperor"...

hug him???lewd.

you should see 70's american flip "carrie".
it will teach you how you should behave.

>>900
I don't even know what you're talking about...

Which nation do you mean?

わかりません。^^

united states of america!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>897
Yeah, indeed. Silly typos. I do need sleep -_-;; Too many typos, too much
incoherent babble... But I'm too awake. I feel like jogging some energy off,
but it's late, and my family would be very upset at me randomly doing that
this late. I don't live in some metropolis, but it is nevertheless
the 3rd largest city in Sweden. I wouldn't have a problem with doing it,
I feel too safe in my city, but others would be worried sick about me,
as people have been robbed/murdered/raped/injured in this city. I've just
never known anyone who actually has gotten robbed/etc. Hmm.. Well, some
tiny kids foolishly tried to rob a friend of mine once. He promptly slapped the kid
for the insolence, and then when he tried to stab my friend with a pocket knife,
my friend picked him up and tossed him away. Ahaha. I didn't see it myself, though.
That friend of mine is over two meters tall, and quite strong :-p I boggle at
that those tiny kids decided to try to rob him, of all people.
Hmmmm... I'm babbling again. Not good @_@

robbed/murdered/raped/injured by who?

>>904
Oh right, I understand.
You really like that exclamation mark don't you? (=^_^=)

>>robbed/murdered/raped/injured by who?

By criminals, of course.

>>902
Not that kind of hugging.
Keep in mind that I live in a country where hugging one's friend
when meeting each other is our equivalent to the french custom of
kissing friends on the cheeks when meeting them :-p
It's quite de-sexualized here. If you'd imply that hugging is a
purely sexual thing, you'd be given rather odd looks, here.
Hugging can be sexual, the same way dancing can be sexual.
Hugging can be terribly asexual, too. Good friends of even the
same gender do not shy away from hugging each other as greeting,
unless they're overly homophobic. Though I guess the degree to
which this custom is followed depends on where in the country one
is.
However: Carrie? By Stephen King? I've seen that movie. *shakes head*
It's a terribly sad movie.

tiny kids.....tiny black kids,to be exact.
two meters tall.....average in sweden.
his name is Dolph Lundgren.

(=^_^=) 　doraemon?　ドラえもん？

>>909
I heard fins are shy,reserved,quiet people.
Even fins do hugs daily?

>>911
(ﾟｰﾟ)(｡_｡)ｳﾝｳﾝ... ドラえもん。^^

He's famous everywhere lol.

>He's famous everywhere
Is it true in Scotland.
I once heard that doraemon is not so popular in Europe.
Because kids,especially nobita is not as independant
as european children.He is always seeking help from doraemon.

>>910
Nope, they weren't black. They were locals :-p If you think that the only
people who commit crimes are people who did not originate in the country
they commit the crime in, then you are sadly mistaken.
And Dolph Lundgren is shorter than my friend, according to wikipedia:
"Dolph Lundgren is 196 cm (6 ft 5 in)".
("Dolph has often been the victim of over-billing, something he loathes
according to his statement on a recent interview with a Swedish state
channel. At one point, the interviewer asked "Are you 6 ' 5 feet tall?"
To which Dolph responded by saying, "No, it's supposed to be 6 ' 3 feet".
At the time of Showdown in Little Tokyo, he was marketed to the Japanese
public as a 10 feet tall body-builder from a country near the North Pole
and the son of a bear-trapper, who grew up in the harshest northern
wilderness known to mankind." ...AHAHAHAHAHA! I did NOT know that...
poor Lundgren... Ahahahaha.... Poor 'son of a bear-trapper' x-D ... )
He's shorther than my friend by at least half a decimeter. Though not
as muscular as Lundgren (at least used to be) is. And yes, tall
people are common here, however two meters is significantly tall. The
average height for men in Sweden is around 179 cm, according to the link
I got from wikipedia, but a bit more than that is far from uncommon. Though,
as I said, two meters is significantly tall, even in Sweden. My friend likes
the fact that most booths in clothing stores where people can try clothes on
are not build with people of his length in mind, and are usually just
cubicle shaped but with a door: i.e. there's a big space between the ceiling
and the door :-p
He's amused at how easily he can see people topless from that angle.
He's stated that if he had been a bit less than two centimeters taller,
then it would have officially and legally counted as a handicap.

http://www.mariostrong.com/hollywoodbiceps/DOLPHLUNDGREN.jpg
if we go to Sweden,we can see people like hime everywhere in
sweden?
There is a fantasy that north europeans are all like Dolph Lundgren,
Brigitte Nielsen

>>914
Well, maybe that's true... Doraemon isn't as famous here
as he is in Japan. It is on TV though.
I wouldn't say the European children are that much more
independent than Japanese, but I can't really tell.
But other Japanese series like クレヨンしんちゃん are
really popular with kids here.
I'd say that he's pretty independent, wouldn't you?(^^)

>>912
Shy, reserved people? I don't know. I can't recall meeting any fins,
as far as I was informed. The stereotype of them here, as far as I know,
is that they drink as hard as the Russians, and are beyond fond of saunas.
I'm terribly amused at the fact that most of Finland's polulation originates
from a population of around a quarter of a million (if I recall correctly).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finns My tired eyes can't quite find
any references to that there, I might have missed that. My source
for the fact I mentioned was a news-paper article, about how some
scientist loved that, as it helped her gene-research greatly (as she
could look for specific disease-genes in a lot fewer people, and find
connections. By fewer I think it was 1000 in finland vs 40000 in London).

>>915
so even swedish people look up and stared at him?

how about holland? why are they so tall?dutch karate-kickboxer
Sem Schilt won k-1 (kick boxing tournament)grand prix
two times in a row.He is over 2.1m.

>>917
Is shinchan described as japanese?
In korea, shinchan is supposed to be korean.
captain tubasa(soccer manga) is korean,,,maginger Z is korean,,,
only a few people know the fact.
I'm not blaming though.

>>915
Poor Dolph Lundren. I don't think the man has ever starred in a
movie worth watching. But he's also had a fairly interesting and
varied acting career.

By the way, Showdown in Little Tokyo was one of Brandon Lee's, Bruce
Lee's son, first movies. A few years before The Crow, I think.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_Squid
Ahahahahaa... Lovely.

>>916
"if we go to Sweden,we can see people like hime everywhere in
sweden? " <-- That depends on if you spend most of your time
in various body-building gyms or not.
Keep in mind that there are plenty of brown-haired Swedes,
as well as males who are BELOW 190 cm. So, if you're expecting
a country with just blond-haired giants, you're gonna be quite
dissapointed. But if you expect to ALSO see that, among other
things, then why not :-D They do quite exist, and aren't rare,
but they're not the norm (though for a Japanese male, I guess
that even the average height for men in Sweden miiight seem towering,
being a decimeter and a half taller... But I'm talking of people
taller than Lundgren, not of average height.)

Korea likes to "change" history; they would say, we were the first ones. They think everything is originated from them. Like Kanji.

>>922
Is it true that swedish people have the
babit of dyeing hair blond?

people of the Most blond populated place
love to dye their hair blond?peer pressure?
They want to be

>>921
o.o;;
By some odd reason, I never knew that Brandon Lee was Bruce Lee's son.
I have The Crow on VHS, from many years ago.

>>920
Yes, Shinchan is described as Japanese.
It even credits Usui Yoshito.

I'm confused though. Nagai Gō is a Japanese mangaka...
so how can Mazinger Z be Korean? (・・？)

Or do you mean that in Korea, they make the characters Korean?

>>924
No, we are not the country with most natural blondes, Finland is.
However, also keep in mind that it's common for hair to grow a darker
shade as people grow older. Yet the "nordic blonde" color is quite
liked, and thus people with dark-blond(e)/light-brown or even darker hair
are inclined to dye their hair to such shades. Sweden is the country
with the highest percentage of people who bleach their hair x-D
Not that odd, though. People everywhere like to maintain looks
that are associated with youth, that includes more light-blond(e)
hair.

>>921
# The Crow, 1994 - Eric Draven;
# Rapid Fire, 1992 - Jake Lo;
# Showdown in Little Tokyo, 1991 - Johnny Murata;
# Laser Mission (also known as Soldier of Fortune), 1990 - Michael Gold;
# Ohara (TV Episode), 1988 - Kenji;
# Kung Fu:The Next Generation, 1987 - Johnny Caine;
# Kung Fu:The Movie (1986) - Chung Wang;
# Legacy of Rage (Long zai jiang hu), 1986 - Brandon Ma.

hmmm... I probably should go sleep...

Don't forget to go to the next thread once this one is over:
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1164456125/l50

See you all later (^-^)/~

>>928
ｵ(･ｪ･)ﾔ(･ｪ-)ｽ(-ｪ･)ﾐ(-ｪ-)｡o○Zzz…

>>926
just like this.
"author was the korean.and people in the comic book
is korean."
i think koreans are gradually getting aware of the fact.
but at that time,they don't know.

their is also korean version of mazinger Z.
tekon(taekwondo) V. http://blog.so-net.ne.jp/_images/blog/niniwan/1319307.jpg
allegedly tekon V is now protecting korean-held
takeshima island.

author was inquired recently about plagiarism.
but he keep saying that he did not know the original one.

i am not blaming .leave them as they are.

>>930
Oh, I see... plagiarism. The Korean マジンガーZ is protecting
Takeshima/Dokdo? (I'll use both names when referring to them,
because I'm neutral on the matter)

Is that to get kids interested in that issue at an early age?

It does look really similair to マジンガーZ though.

Is the story very similair?

http://images.google.co.jp/images?sourceid=navclient&hl=ja&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2006-38,GGLG:ja&q=nordic%20blonde&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
it seems that nordic blonde equals platinum blonde.
i happened to hit racist(racialist?)picture first on the google.

>>932
What was racist about that picture?

Did you mean that you find a picture of a Norwegian?

Racism - # based on racial intolerance; "racist remarks"
# a person with a prejudiced belief that one race is superior to others
# discriminatory especially on the basis of race or religion

>>931
tekon v is almost 20years ago animation.

tekon v returned to save dokdo.

on buziness tv program,i happned to see commercial film in which
tekon v was fighting with japan military in the sea .

In wiki ," he freely discuss the infuluence""
but things are not that simple.more ambiguous and
he never admits he imitated.

>>934

Wow... fighting with the Japanese military!? ｶﾞ━━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━━ﾝ!!

That's really bad... especially since a lot of kids
will have watched it.

Anyway, I should go to bed now... I'm really tired.

I'll talk to you guys tomorrow.

お(=^o^=) や(=^O^=) す(=^｡^=) みぃ(=^-^)/~~ ﾆｬ- ♪

http://www.zephyrtechnology.com/Links_and_Contact_Us/Sundvall_CalloftheBlood1994August2003.jpg
>>933
Is this a picture of racist oriented artist's ?

http://www.kevin-strom.com/
see bottom of the site.by the way,is the web master famous?
how does he look from the view point of average european men?

>>936
Oh, my mistake. I didn't notice the symbol at the bottom
of that painting... I think that you were right.

I don't know who the webmaster is... he's definitely a racist
though.

I'm glad that we don't really have anything like that in
Scotland anymore.

I really despise those racist idiots.(,,#ﾟДﾟ):∴;'･,;`:ｺﾞﾙｧ!!

Anyway, I'm going to bed now...

Goodnight!(^^)

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying:
Valhalla, I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green,
Can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war.
We are your overlords.
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the western shore.
So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day
Despite of all your losing.

>>938
There was once a day, but old Time wasythen young,
That brave Caledonia, the chief of her line,
From some of your northern deities sprung,
(Who knows not that brave Caledonia's divine?)
From Tweed to the Orcades was her domain,
To hunt, or to pasture, or do what she would:
Her heav'nly relations there fixed her reign,
And pledg'd her their godheads to warrant it good.

A lambkin in peace, but a lion in war,
The pride of her kindred, the heroine grew:
Her grandsire, old Odin, triumphantly swore, -
"Whoe'er shall provoke thee, th' encounter shall rue!"
With tillage or pasture at times she would sport,
To feed her fair flocks by her green rustling corn;
But chiefly the woods were her fav'rite resort,
Her darling amusement, the hounds and the horn.

Long quiet she reigned; till thitherward steers
A flight of bold eagles from Adria's strand:
Repeated, successive, for many long years,
They darken'd the air, and they plunder'd the land:
Their pounces were murder, and terror their cry,
They'd conquer'd and ruin'd a world beside;
She took to her hills, and her arrows let fly,
The daring invaders they fled or they died.

The Cameleon-Savage disturb'd her repose,
With tumult, disquiet, rebellion, and strife;
Provok'd beyond bearing, at last she arose,
And robb'd him at once of his hopes and his life:
The Anglian lion, the terror of France,
Oft prowling, ensanguin'd the Tweed's silver flood;
But, taught by the bright Caledonian lance,
He learned to fear in his own native wood.

The fell Harpy-raven took wing from the north,
The scourge of the seas, and the dread of the shore;
The wild Scandinavian boar issued forth
To wanton in carnage and wallow in gore:
O'er countries and kingdoms their fury prevail'd,
No arts could appease them, no arms could repel;
But brave Caledonia in vain they assail'd,
As Largs well can witness, and Loncartie tell.

Thus bold, independent, unconquer'd, and free,
Her bright course of glory for ever shall run:
For brave Caledonia immortal must be;
I'll prove it from Euclid as clear as the sun:
Rectangle-triangle, the figure we'll chuse:
The upright is Chance, and old Time is the base;
But brave Caledonia's the hypothenuse;
Then, ergo, she'll match them, and match them always.

Mo ikutsu neruto oshoogatsu
Oshoogatsu niha takoagete
Koma wo mawashite asobimasho
Hayaku koikoi oshoogatsu ^-^v

that google link gave me this, amongst other things:
http://majorityrights.com/index.php/weblog/comments/the_evolution_of_blond_hair_and_blue_eyes_among_nordics/
Racist AND sexist. -_-;;; *sigh*

And now, for something completely different:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegory_of_the_cave#Current_significance
hmm

>>942
Ah, the allegory of the cave. That's the only thing I like
about Plato to be honest. I was never really a fan of euthanasia,
human breeding, the militarization of society and his ideas about
the need for a military and political elite

Also,
http://poee.co.uk/doc_files/bip-a4.pdf

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>>一般人の曝しを止めて欲しい。
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>>943
Plato had *some* ideas, but things don't really get interesting
until Socrates, or the Stoicism. It's amusing that the only way
the idea of someone not belonging to a country, but being a
"citizen of the world" only came after Alexander the Great, who,
amongst his exploits, razed towns and plundered the land. I wonder
if the world could survive another enigmatic conqueror such as
Alexander?

>>945
Well, I would argue that Greece at least, was better off than
it was before Alexander's conquests.
I can't really imagine anything like that happening now
though. Alexander with nuclear weapons?

俺はブッシュとアメリカ軍が大嫌いだ
（アメリカにもブッシュと低脳アメリカ兵以外の良識ある人々がいることは知っている）
というわけで　こういうのはどうだろう？
通りすがりに　在日米兵の頭をビール瓶で思いっきり横からひっぱたく
割れた破片で倒れた在日米兵のノド下を突き刺す
在日米兵　"stairway to heaven〜〜〜〜"

実際　俺はいつも
原チャリで通りすがりに勢いをつけて
野球のバットで在日米兵の頭を引っぱたく計画を練っているのだが
いまだ実行に移したことはない

Like the sands through the hourglass, these are the days of our lives.
-- Socrates

I don't like BUSH and Americans
How about this?
Should I hit the head of the US SOLDIER "parasiting" to Japan with big beer bottle
and thrust his throat with the broken beer bottle?

I always thinking how I can panish and execute the sinful AMERICANS for world piece
and I'm always hesitating that I shold really hit the "在日米兵"'s head with baseball bat
when I'm speeding with my 50cc bicycle

>>949 I already called the police

I've already told the police about this!
look
http://society3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/police/1166034507/805-808

Please don't call AMERICAN police
they are almost idiotic!
oh my god AMERICAN are IDIOTS!

Go away AMERICANS
Go to anywhere they like out of this world
to the heaven only for AMERICANS

Nowhere for AMERICANS here in Japan
Fade away and never be back, fuckin AMERICANS

The Americans are here too, although not to the extent
that they are in Japan.

>>953
I heard Americans are easy to be identified in Europe because
they don't mind their fashion. I mean they don't care how they look,
wearing sloppy jeans and casual wron-out T shirt and all.
Is that the case?

>>954
I'm not sure that their fashion is so bad... sometimes, I suppose.
They are easily identified though, because...well... I don't
really like saying it, but they are usually a bit obnoxious.

>>955
In what way do you find American tourists obnoxious?
Do they act as if they are in their own country even if they are
just visitors? I'll hit the sack. It's about 3 in the morning.
See you around.

>>956
Yeah, that's pretty much it. They act as if they are in their
own country. Well, kind of. They're really loud in quiet places
like restaurants and on public transport.
Also, they seem to have no respect for people around them.

Funny that most of my American friends find stereotypical American tourists
obnoxious. They are loud, inconsiderate, do inappropriate things at sacred
sites, ask for a discount in 'English' on a dollar souvenir, etc.
But tourists are obnoxious anyway, whatever country they are from.
I guess American tourists are a bit more than just tourists...

>>957
I am still awake. ^^
How does American English sound to you as a Scottish intonation or
pronunciation-wise? What is your impression on spoken American English?

This time I'll really go to bed!

>>958
What you said reminds me of a Japanese proverb, "旅の恥はかき捨て”

>>958
One more thing.

>I guess American tourists are a bit more than just tourists...

What do you mean by this?

>>960
I didn't want to be too offensive.

sometimes platinum blonde is the sign of evil.

i've just watched late-movie show.evil side was germans in
nazi costume.they were all blonde.
good side is ally of Tibetans(chinese?actors are chinese)
and american whites.
typical good VS evil story.it's boring.

in hollywood movie, people with blond hair and blue eyes
are sometimes characterize as evil.in the movie of "karate kid"
enemy was california golden boy who parted his hair on the side.
Ralph Macchio is italian-american.
his girl friend in the movie was blonde though....

>>959
Well, compared to a Scottish accent, Americans sound really nasal.
Even the guys talk like women in the US... it's weird.

I don't know anywhere else in the world where people talk that
strange nasal way.

It sounds even weirder to me because the Scottish accent is
really deep though.^^

>>962
That's a strange theory.
Is the movie you're talking about called "Bulletproof Monk"?
An American comedy martial arts movie with Chow Yun Fat?

>>962
yes.
i don't think german's blond rate is exceptionally high in europe.

but every nazi or nazi sympathizer in the dramas or movies
are almost all blond.

set aside the topic of blonde, nazi is typical enemy for american
movie or drama.
i don't support nazi,but we've watched these too many times.
stories are too stereotyping and boring.not creative.

sorry 964 is to >>963

but you'll agree blond is
the sign of stupidity as well as sign of sexiness
in hollywood .
i'm not interested in blond people much.but i don't like
the way they act.

>>966
Blonde's are on the receiving end of thousands of jokes
about their intelligence actually.
It's not just in Hollywood.
I think that blondes are becoming less popular these days.

http://www.stupidity.com/play-6011-Blonde_Star_Spoof.html
i can't hear every word.but it's funny.

i thoght americans are kinder than japanese..

>>968
That was funny! びゃははは　(≧ω≦)ｂ

>>969
Americans kinder than Japanese?
Not in my experience... don't believe what you see in the movies.

http://www.stupidity.com/play-6011-Blonde_Star_Spoof.html
is this comedy,not real?
the narrator says it's real.

don't americans pay homeage to scotland?
scotland is one of their homeland.
priortizing america over their descents is natural.
but they should respect their ancestors somewhat.

some chinese americans do much.they have strong sense of
chinese rather than (chinese) american.

*lost*@_@?? Scotland jin and American jin and Nihon jin
*blinks* x.x

errr....oh well....lolz~~ nothing to say...^^||
Spasibohhhhh to my friend for being so mean to me lolz~~ ^^;

that spasibohhhh comment was for my personal friend lolz~~
in case he find me here lolz~~ *nya nya*

>>963
sounds nasal... Thank you for your input.

>>964
In movies, Nazis (or their sympathizers) are usually blond, due to that
the blond, blue-eyed muscular man is what the nazis stereotyped the so
called "Aryan race" as. Which is pretty amusing considering that the
one who was most for breeding forth an army of this kind of men was the
exact opposite of this. Hitler must have hated himself a lot.

>>966
Blond(e) hair in itself isn't a sign of stupidity, however the blond(e)
stereotype of bimbos quite use it as a such. It probably developed
centuries ago, when bleaching your hair was rather dangerous, and the
ones who did so indeed literally lost many brain cells each treatement,
rendering themselves idiots in the process.

>>973
Hi (^-^)/

But Hitler without dark hair,he would not have achieved
such charisma.

>>977
Do you mean that without dark hair, it wouldn't have appeared as if he was doing it
with the country's interests in mind, but just trying to ensure his own superiority?