Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 70

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Whacha gonna do??

Keep on moving.

Keep it alive.

Shouldn't this be part 72 or 73? O.o;; There was up to part 69, then someone
created a thread named 68 and linked to 67 as previous, and then it appears as
if someone again created 69 and then 69 once more after that (i'm not sure on
that bit. The 69 now doesn't look the way I remembered the latest CiE part69
thread, so I assume there's yet another one, though I may be mistaken.

No one cares to notice.

ttt

I'm very afraid..... It's so fear!

Recently, When I wash my hair, I lose more than 100 numbers of hair!!!
I don't want to be bald!! How do I do?

It is my real FEAR....

If your father is bald, you could be bald.
All efforts make nothing.
Accept your destiny.

I hate nigger woods. He is dirty.

>>8
}{age

壱サンキュー

禿げ上がるほどに！

>>9
My father isn't bald. Bat my grand father is bald.....
> All efforts make nothing.
You are so cruel!

>>11 >>13
Don't say "HAGE"!!!

purple hage

Call Reve21 immediately!
Hurry, before it becomes too late!

>>18
you are a NEET.lol

I am not a NEET!

http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1163089499/945-947

What a thread.
Just reading it makes my heart beating fast.
This thread will go a long way.

Why do you think Americans like and tend to use the words "fuck"??
They seem to be crazy.

Did you buy yourself new shining blacky PS3?? it seems great game

PS3 isnt a game

>>21
If you like to know the reason seriously, visit the URL below;

The Go Fuck Yourself Homepage

www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/

This page makes you download an Active X, a Quicktime application, etc.
It's really annoying, but still this can be called a great website for
learners who are seriously considering adding a brand-new yet really
awesome word that has been making history to your vocabulary.
It also has a great mp3 that lectures on the word. it's very
educational. I strongly recommend to take a listen to it.
Enjoy.

>>24
I wish I could write English naturally like you.

How long have you been studying it??

>>25
Like most Japanese people, I started learning English at the
age of twelve. So I've been learning English for ten years or
so. I guess that's not different from most of you here.
But the method that I was adopting was a little bit unusual.
I memorized every single word of the textbooks I used at school.
I read out and wrote down every single line. I kept on doing it
for about two years in junior high, then almost all the grammatical
mistakes disappeared.

>>26
TOEICとか何点取れる？
あと、日本在住？

>>27
・TOEICは3年ぐらい前に一回受けて925点だった。（確かTOEIC模試3回分
が載っている本を一冊買ってきて対策を立てた）
・日本在住ですよ。

>>28
Chicks dig the long ball.

Can you translate this sentence?

Of course he can, what makes you think he can't?
it's just a simple short sentence

>>29
Hmm, It doesn't make sense to me at all.

I googled the sentence, and I found some website related to
baseball and Nike, and a Youtube video.

I don't understand what it means. Is there any hidden meaning
behind it?

what does long ball mean?

At least with google and a normal dictionary, you should be able to translate it
Long ball is chouda

it means
Girls likes long ball

>>31
Actually, this sentence has two meanings.
1,Just girls like Home-runs at baseball.
2,Sometimes Home-run means sex.
1st base means kiss and 2nd base means xxxx...
In Japan, they called A,B,C...
So this sentence means "Girls like everything about sex"
Did you meke sense? Nike is very clever.

Did you meke sense?

>>34
Ah, that's the answer. You are only asking me the literal meaning.
I thought, dig=insert a dick ball=testicle.

>>36
あ、ゴメン

>>35
What's xxxx? and what about 3rd base?

>>37
You are kind of nasty guy, aren't you?

>>39
Shut up!
You know it.

>Girls like everything about sex.

This is not true.

no no
first base is a kiss. Ok?
second base is what? groping?
third base is what? penetration?
homebase? ... what?

>>42
NO.
That's true.

>>43
I'm not 35.
Why don't you ask your American friends?
Probably everyone knows it.

>>45
Which means you don't know it?
Or you just don't wanna tell me?

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I watched the nike CM
What does the guy say in sauna?

this thread of garbage, for garbage and to garbage.

Its by the garbage for the garbage you moron.
Go back to middle school

Can any of you actually speak english?
Or just writing and reading, like me?

I can speak english. I have rather hard times understaning spoken english but to my
surprise I can speak english well.

Someone posted this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z5ZHKN6u_Y

and asked for translation
Can you?

>>51
アメリカ在住だから当然喋れますね
文語体と口語体じゃまるで違いますよね
日本にはまったく話せない人が多いですね
any of you〜？はネイティブはそんなに使いませんね

Anyone?
Well I think I'm going to go to bed, pretending to have a life
even though I'm an unemployed 42 years old man.
Good night everyone.

wow
42years old! that beats the record of 35yo NEET.
I proclaim you official NEET king!

I think i saw a 40 something neet on tv several years ago,
if he's still a neet, he's close to 50, or maybe he already is.

as we say in church
let there be peace on earth ,and let it start with us!

it is late now. why are you not sleeping? I can't sleep because I slept for 15 hours
today

I sleep from 5 am to 12 noon.
noon is a funny word.

are you neet? please answer to me! it is very important

I'm not, but something close to it. I have no friend.

wow!! Me too! I am university student absolutely with no friends! My usually day
routine is very similar to neet hobbies! how come you dont have any friends?
for me it is low social skills, I simply dont know how to communicate with other ppl.
I usually sat sit quite and silent. I look unhappy

I will be very happy!

Some shit happened to me years ago and since then.... I have been suckign at life.
Something like that.

>>64
Why? How?

>>65
you became hikky i suppose

どうしても訳せないんです！誰かお願いします！！
Tsuji convinced Mitsukoshi to let it be the first store to provide him with space.
Sanrio's control over the whole supply and retail chain allows it to maintain consumer-friendly prices, as well as control quality and supply.

all hikkies and neet should become farmers. city life is too complicated for them
do you agree with me?

no, i'll take city life over frickin farmr life. thanks.

but you are unable to lead city live. look at you! you are dirty filthy NEET/Hikky
go back to the village you came from you shithead!

>>71
Thou art the one that it is filthy. Impose not thy will on other people.
An they be content with city life, then they may live in the city.

Let me get is straight! would you suck my dick macho?

>>72
what kind of mockery is this? i tell thee, peasant, dare not to speak to
thine lord in such impertinent manner.

I love miso soup!

I love brown sauce!

I love love juice!

Several months ago, I saw an American was eating NATTOU on TV program.
I was very surprised because only Japanese understand the taste of NATTOU.
Of course I like NATTOU very much.

How do you eat Natto?
I recommend you stir it 300times before eating.

>>79
I recommend…　なんて初級のジャパニーズイングリッシュやめてよね

What's the problem with "I recommend"?

I recomend you to suck my cock.

>>80
I highly recommend that you go to hell, lol!!

>>83
I am from hell.
I am a hell boy.
hehe lolol funny!

I highly recommend you to leave.

I reccomend YOU leave ... THIS WORLD, HAHAHAHAH!!!

I recommend that you learn to spell "recommend" correctly!

oh, I will accept your recommendation.
Thank you for your help.

I have a question for Japanese. Do R and L sound completely the same to you?
Or can you hear a slight difference?

If they're spoken very slowly, many japanese can recognise the difference.
But when spoken natural fast, it's almost impossible to tell.

>>89
Well, they do not sound completely the same, however,
for e.g., Caroline and Marilyn Monroe could be difficult for
Japanese to pronounce correctly by only listening to the sound.
If we look at the spelling, we are OK.

Actually i don't have anything to add to the comments above but,
Now that ive ben laeerning engish for some time i can distingish them....with lots of difficulties, as you can tell by reading this, my english sucks and i have lots of learning english ahead of me
but back when i started they were cmopletely the same , but that was only when they were spoken relally fast.
When slowly spoken they are totally diffrent to any japanese people.
the trouble is we tend to tyr to understand everysound exists in the world in limited japanese pronuncations.
We tryto associate every enlish sound with a corresponding japanese sound( which is why so called katakana english exists, where all the pronuncations are substituted with japanese ones)
And l and r sounds are totally in the same domein of ra row sounds
so even when they know they are sensing some difference in how they sounds, they fail to think outside the japanese pronuncations box, and end up recognizing them as one of ra row sounds.

>>89
I also wish to ask...the video game "LocoRoco"...how could you tell the difference in japan!?

>>93
"L" of LocoRoco means Left buttom of PSP, "R" means Right buttom.
LocoRoco is played by using "L" and "R" buttom only.

manga one piece
the pirates hunter character is ゾロ in japan
could be spelled zolo or zoro
but some patent right inflingement made it zolo

Thank you for your answers. What about the word "world"?
It's particularly hard, isn't it? I don't think I've heard a Japanese person
pronounce it, but a Korean I know pronounces it the same as "word".
I suppose it is the same for Japanese people.

http://www.hemvarnet.mil.se/

ALERT! ALERT!
BROWSER CRASHER!

I've heard that it is difficult for non-Japanese people to
distinguish the pronunciation of:
kitte (stamp), kite (plese come) and kiite (please listen).

I get it
you are saying Japanese and Koreans look the same so pronounce the same.
what a racist. amazing

I think I can distinguish kite vs kiite or kite vs kitte, but I'm not sure about kitte vs kiite.

What is even more difficult is distinguishing 橋 vs 箸, 雨 vs 飴, etc. I think.

>>100
Japanese and Korean language are both lacking R sounds.
That means that probably they have same pronuncation
in both languages.

>>101
I see.
As you may already know they are pronunced as the following:
haSHI(橋、端）vs HAshi(箸）, and Ame(雨） vs aME(飴）in the standard Japanese,
but the placement of accents are different in the western part of Japan.

>>103
Well, I am aware of that, but I don't know if I can actually hear the difference. However, hearing Japanese has been much easier for me to learn than French.
I can recognize the sound of a Japanese word that I haven't heard before well enough to look it up, but I can't really hear the sounds of French word at all
unless I already know the word, I can't pronounce French words properly at all even if I do know them...

Hey penic shakin' boys! How are you? Have you finished your homeworks?
Are you in the midst of wanking?

I love using the google.
today I googled "wanking" and all I got was .... to be continued

I am. It is very fun to play with myself.

use some pieces of tissue paper after bursting your seeds!

>>104
That's probably due to the "liason" in French, that is
although e.g. "ils" is pronounced as [il], when it is followed by
"ont," the two words are pronounced as [ilzon].
I don't think Japanese words liaise or run together like French.

スクールガールどこいったの？
最近全くきてなくね？

>>96
world or whirl or pearl or something like that is somewhat difficult for us to pronounce.
Whether we japanese in general pronouce "world" correctly or not is unknowable for us, without you guys' all-distinguishing ears, you know?
I think I do it right ,and I'm sure the Korean guy thinks s/he does it right.
only you guys can tell.

>>109
Yes, that's true. Elision, such as "je ai" to "j'ai" is another problem.

I found a website on Google that has sound files from a Japanese news report,
and a script of what they said...

一部で障害もありましたが、　総務省では、大きなトラブルの報告はないとしています。
http://www.epochrypha.com/japanese/audio/001/yomiuri080502-02.mp3

In this one, I can't hear the 報告 part well. It sound like there is an "sh" sound in that part for some reason.
I wonder if "sh" and "h" ever sound similar to non-native speakers of Japanese.

I meant "it sounds". That was just a typo.

>>112
She did say sh before houkoku, I think she screwed up.

>>114
Oh. So she did. But that wouldn't make it difficult for a Japanese person to understand, would it?
When people make errors in English, I can still understand them anyway, if it's a small enough error.

She was like "sh... houkoku" so it was pretty obvious.
Even if she said shoukoku, it would still be obvious from the context.

かんでるだけじゃねーかｗｗｗ
雑魚ｗｗｗ

in English, please.

I cannot stop being a lolicon.

I think she was mistakingly starting reading 障害, then she noticed
she was reading wrong and quickly tried reading 報告。

大きなトラブルの障害doesn't make sense at all but somehow she read wrong.

In english okok
I sympahyise with the guy who asked about that sound clip.
You just can't tell it's normal or not when you don't know the language
In this case, she just made a mistake that's all. Nothing fansy about it.
But when you are learning Japanese, you just can't tell for sure
whether it's just a mistake or it's just how sometimes Japanese people speak

When I run into the same kind of problems in English, I could go crasy like
WTF? This sounds nothing like the script!!
Is the script right?
Does he really say what the script says?
He just stammers here or something?
Maybe sometimes this phrase is pronounsed this way for some unknown reason?

As much as i don't like this process coming up again and again,
I believe that experiense points on these things pile up slowly but steadily,
and that will eventually help me understand English better.
So I'm even looking forward to it now, no i lied im looking forward to the day when i don have to dael with it hehe

Thanks for the long shit about nothing.

Thanks for the short shit about nothing.

why my cock is erecting now?

I hate short shit and long shit eqaully.

Any shit is better than constipation.

Open the window!

While on that topic, why don't we talk about curry?

My favor is coco1!

In my childhoods, curry used to be something special food.

>>130
Why special?

Because I couldn't have curry so frequently at that time.
Now we can eat it anywhere.

you must be Indian
sad story

>>132
How old are you?

Curry taste fried rice
Curry Noodle
Curry bread, is it strange?
i like curry so much.

>>134
i was born in 1945.

LOL!!!

>>136
How about Bananas?

You mean my banana?

Why do you think I mtalking about your banana?

Sukima suitch looks to me like Masayoshi Yamazaki.
I mean their voices are similar.
What do you think?

>>140
I don't know.

>>141
I don't know.

Mika Nakajima's english pronunciation is perfect!
I want to be like her.

"Returnee students" are not fair!!

kiss my ass

Could you please kissing my big ass.

How big is it?

twice as large as yours.

>>149
見たんか！

I will be very happy.

after happy, then unhappy.
take care.

Who's the most beautiful woman in the world?

Definitely not your mom.

I lost myself

hello
i'm new here

why are you not sleeping at such hour? I dont sleep because I have insomnia

In my case, it's insomnia.

you are NEET I see I see. too bad youre going nowhere with yr crazy lifestyle

another day, another ordinary day

i wanna be anything but ordinary please

Fly me to the moon and let me play among the star
Let me see whats spring is like on jupiter or mars...

good morning? anyone

are all of you japanese?

I am here. where are you from? not japan?

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i'm from the philippines

yeah, we are all japanese. k-tan is from sweden though

wow, i just tried this site because of densha otoko

how old are you? I am 20, student. you?

i'm 24, i'm working, ＿|￣|○

i really like this girl but i don't think she likes me too ＿|￣|○

school girl is Japanese.
bernardo is Japanese.
merkin is American.
hyf270 is American.
keira is American.
k-tan is Swedish.

Are there are named posters from the English threads that I'm missing?

how did u know their name? i mean 名前?

also there is a notorius warehouse idiot! he turned 37 this year!

it's really good to know some english speaking people here

>>174
Some people use a name for their posts, because they want to become famous in the thread...
They are not content to be just a 名無しさん. Some people are jealous of them for this.

I know more.

香港(something) is from Hong Kong, obviously.
Magibon is American, I think.

Most 名無しさん are Japanese, I think.

>>177
I use a name/tripcode not to become famous, but because I want
people to know, when they ask a question, where the answer is
coming from; people will decide for themselves if the answers I
give are any good or not, but they'll at least know the source.

For random or silly posts, I use 名無しさん like everyone else;
I use 'merkin' nowhere but 2ch.

What is NEET? What is DQN?

Just googled the word merkin and now I know what it means

>>180
Not currently engaged in Employment, Education or Training

lol

there are a lot of NEETs on 2ch

>>184
you're the representative of them.

My next-door neighbor is NEET.
He is a nuisance for me because his life-syyle is the same kind as a cockroach.
He always sleep in the daytime and is active at midnight ,when everyone is sound sleeping.

>>181
It also sounds like some people's pronunciation of "American".

Is NEET and DQN the same? I thought DQN meant deliquent.

If you want to know the meaning of it,google it

>>188
You don't want to coufuse Neet with DQN.
A Neet does not necessarily do you harm, but a DQN always does.

But I think 10 percent of ordinary people are DQN
on the other hand ,90 percent of NEETs are DQN

スクールガールはどうしちゃったの？
どこいっちゃたの？

She's doing "insert shooting" at a porn set now.
"insert shooting" is my coined word which means "hamedori"

>>193
I got it.
I'll give it a cumshot.

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DQN is an idiot, not delinquent.

>>188
Ok, I'll challenge to explain for my training.

DQN originate in Japanese old tv program Totsugeki Dokyun（突撃ドキュン）.
This program was showing the people who was naughty and bad guys when
they are teenager, but they were working hard for their family when they
became adult.
Above "naughty and bad" means, for example, that they drive a very noisy
turned motorbike in a group at midnight, or steal money of timid students,
or wear eccentric fasshion (they think it's cool).

One user of 2ch started to call people who has low lever I.Q. ドキュン. And
this name became popular to the other user.
For a while, ドキュン changed to ﾄﾞｷｭﾝ or ﾄﾞｷｭｿ, then changed to "DQN".

Oh! DQN is beautiful!

DQN is dream!

QBK is the most frequently used abbreviation among 2chers this year.

When a person is DQN, they are overly sedulous or assiduous, and bullied.
You don't wanna be DQN

>>201
lol lol lol You are not a Dqn but a NEET! lol lol lol lol lol

I want to go to Boston while carring boston bag with me.
I want to go there for 6 billion yen on business.

Is "boston bag" a proper English word, or is it only used in Japan,
like a "Madison bag?"

>>204
Dictionary. Google.

>>205
Lame.

>>205
I'm asking you ! You have to goole it instead of me.

My cock is erecting now! What should I do?

>>208
Dictionary. Google.

Uhm...
Your joke is a bit funny but still a long way from my level

>>210
What's your level of jokes then?
Knock, knock, who's there?

Japanese should apologize to Korean and Chinese for the Massacre, the rape, and so on.

シナにはソーリーだけど、子リアは堂でもいいよ。

>>213
Speak in english, Fuck off!!

i apoligize to them every morning in toilet while taking a dump

I wish Japan were ocuppied by Korean.
That is because Korean is the best people in the world.

>>212
Muramaya, then prime minister, did it already.

>>217
Murayama.

There is many fishers here.（ ・ω・）

>>217
Murayama wasn't prime minister, who is a terrorist in S Korea.

>>220
たしかに。
あんな眉毛がつながった日本人はいない。

>>219
who is he or she?

Shit! I got fucked.

But japanese do the terrible things, to very sad(´･ω･｀)

トンマッコリへようこそ
というkorea　movieがある。

でも上映中は、トンマッコリア　っていている。
自虐的だね。

朝鮮戦争の話だが、
endingは北と南のkoreanがUSAの人を逃した後で、
自分達はトンマッコリアという村を守るため、
全員殺されるというもの。

自虐的だね。

How many times do you think Japan have to apologize?

>>227
0.

おまいらもトンマコリアを見て恋や。
笑うで。

By the way, let's decrease the percentage of Japanese languege of this thread. （ﾟ∀ﾟ）

in spite of Japs done bad things, Korean and Chinese wait for chances of meeting

I know 2 chinese people and they were nice.

>>230
I'm for your opinion but Internet right wings who are crazy, idle, virgin don't allow us to speak in English.

I wanked with cho ji woo and boa

What do you think about Yoshinori Kobayashi of late?
I think he is getting obstinate.

I've read his books a lot but I haven't known about him of late.
What makes you think so ?

Do you think that a baseball player, when he goes to bat, has ever farted in the face of the catcher? Whether it would be on accident or on purpose, I think the idea of that happening is funny.

I think it's a kind of tactics on the game of baseball. when a pitcher throws a ball, then a batter launches consecutive sukashi odor farts, a catcher fails to catch a ball.

Why does it have to be sukashi?

because sukashi is the smelliest among all kinnds og farts.

>>236
I liked him for his free and liberal opinion with humor.
but these days he looks stubborn and too aggressive
in attacking anyone who criticize him.
Reading books like SAPIO, I feel a little fed up with the way he writes.

How are you guys?
I'm so jealous of you guys having a cool fall.
It's November, and it's still over 25℃ in the daytime and I need to use air-con since my room is too damn hot!
It seems a bit cooler today here because there is heavy rain outside, which seldom happens in November here.
I'm just wondering whether the end of the world is coming soon.

Be careful not to be killed there anyway.

what who kills who?

I hope the end of the world is near.
My life is so nothing I could die in peace whenever the time comes.
Bit it would be better if we all could go at once.

>>242
Look on the bright side.
High temperture ----> girls wearing t-shirts----> you can see through
their bra. If you are lucky you can see their unshaved armpit.

I should pack up my stuff and fly to HK. :p

The bras are not enough.
I want hard erected nipples seen through white t-shirts.

You can go to rual areas in Japan, then.
More often than not, old ladies don't wear bra and you can see through
thier worn-out nipples.

I dont like rural areas. Only losers live in Rural areas!!

I am studing at University of Tokyo. You will be my slaves after I graduate.

>>250
Only in your dreams, NEET.

Whats Yr Take On Cassavetes

If you do it to me, I can do it to you.
That's a bad attitude.
You should be above it,

60th tie

I am so sick of my homecountry I hate it. dont want to live here. here is some fucked up place.
so fucked and tired I am.

lets get out of this country!

>>255
What is your home country? Japan?

GEEZ hisashiburi nikitara....mo 70th...whoa!
lolz~~

>>255
Yeah...where you from?

>>258
I am not Japanese, but I found it hard to understand what you wrote.
Because "ni" attaches to "hisashiburi" and not "kitara", and "mo" is really "mou", isn't it?
Japanese people often make it difficult to understand their writing when they use roman characters.

>>260
really? then sorry about that...lolz~~

umm....

Hisashiburi ni kitara = I visited here after a long while

mou (moo) = already

got it? are you the same person with 255?? @_@??

>>261
No. I am not the same person as 255. I understood what it meant by the way. I just meant that it was difficult, not that I could not.
I think 255 is Japanese. His English is similar to how most Japanese write English.

>>260
>Japanese people often make it difficult to understand their writing when they use roman characters

That's because roman characters are only used as a "guideline" for the convenience of non-Japanese people
who don't know how to read Japanese (including Chinese) characters.
So, since it is "not" the purpose of roman characters to perfectly represent the Japanese language in the first place anywway,
Japanese people don't bother so much to stick to the rules, but rather
play with them.

Thanks for stating the obvious

>>264
Sounds sarcastic, huh?

>>263
Well, the original purpose of the Roman alphabet wasn't to write English, either, but there are rules on how to use it.
Maybe that's the reason that English spelling is so mixed up. The Roman alphabet doesn't have enough letters to write
every sound in English. So we have to use combinations like "th", "ch", and "sh" or the same letter for multiple sounds,
like the "a" in "father" and "bat", or the "o" in "mobile" and "bot".

I can't pronounce the th sound, and I think it's the most irritating sound in english.
When teachers teach us how to pronounce it and say Th, Th,
I want to punch them in the face.

My English teacher (American) forced his students to put their fingers in his mouth to make them
understand how the mouth and tongue interact when Americans pronounce
"r."

we usually say R for RRR, i mean to be more strong.

>>268
That is gross.

>>269
Huh?

>>270

i'll give you a cumshot. it'll enough.

>>270
It will enough what, you idiot?

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　　　　　　　l ヽ 　 !ヽ＿＿//＾ヽ! ￣｀ ﾉ/iヽ /　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　＼__!　`ー--／!　 ＼ヽ--'/├'/　　　　＜　Hello. Do you want to fuck?
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>>272
What does that supposed to mean?
I am japanese but can't decipher it.

My english was bad too but please don't laugh.

>>275
It was meant for >>271.

Oh ok.

fuck off wanker

>>279
Who are you talking to?

>>278
No! you ARE a pain in the ass!

>>281

suck yours...

>>281
Why?

>>280
oh, what a fugly

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Hey don't do that!
YOU UNDERSTAND THIS! FUCK YOU!!!

>>279 >>281 >>283 >>284
死ね

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>>287

you're wrong, totally

fried shrimp

I prefer fried prawns with tartar sauce.

Boring. No wonder the thread doesn't invite people to post.

then post something interesting

Why do Japanese dogs, such as Shiba-ken, Akita-ken, etc. have straight hair and
almond shaped eyes like most Japanese people, and dogs from western countries
have curly hair and round eyes like the westerners?
Is it the weather or food?

>>295
Because they are pets in europe,
but on the other hand they are foods in asia.
You know Korean like eating dogs.

In conclusion, dogs are foods in asia.
Therefore, they need not be cute.

yearhyearh
Japanese eat dolphin
total cruelity

七響さんは背が高くておしゃれなハマっ子でしたよ〜。
七響は、背の高いハマっ子ですが、全然おしゃれじゃないですぅ。。。
って、またいながなさんに「えせハマっ子」と言われそう。
（笑）いいな〜〜きもなながさんと七響ちゃまに会ったのね〜〜！
猫横本校いいな〜〜楽しそうぢゃないのぉぉ！
いないいこけのHOME PAGE
だったけど、やーめたっ！
じゃあねー

i got 300

>>267 >>268
There's actually both voiced and unvoiced forms of th.
And as far as the r sound goes, that's even more complicated; see
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhotic_consonant

Indian people pronounce "th" as "d," and the British "r" is pronounced much weaker than
the American "r," and these kinds of variations hold true for other pronunciations as well,
so there is no point in having a fixation about how to pronounce those sounds.

Who's there?

where is there?

Over my screen.

Is there native here？

>>306
yes I am

native americans were all genocided, sorry.

don't distort it. many NA were, is correct

Hello?

>>308
The Native American is actually increasing. Still very small, but on the rise.

anyone play battle field 2142?

What are you talking about? What battle field do you mean?

Have you guys ever been to stickam?

You can chat with native or non-native ppl.

What's that? Never heard of it.

anyone play any online games?
especially in an RPG you can play a game and chat with foreigners at the same time, it's good

I don't think so. I prefer offline games. I don't want anyone to
get in the way of mine while playing games.

>>316
Check www.stickam.com

When you register at that site, I don't know what kind of security
software you're using, it might warn you not to proceed.
It says this site could be malicious. So, keet that in mind,
I just ignored the warning, though,lol.

Oh, one more thing, there's stickam.jp, as well.
But you can't log in stickam.com site with jp-account,
so in anyway, you need .com-account to join in as a member.

>>318
do you actually know what an online RPG is like?
it's not like you play a single player RPG with a built in chat system.
you group with other people and fight monsters or other players, which requires a lot of
coordination and cooperation between each player in the group.
it's pretty awesomely fun if you like to hang out and communicate with foreigners online.

Does xbox 360 do?

>>322
Thanx for the info.
I'll have a look at it.

>>323
What it do, Nephew?

oshikko shit papa

I'm sorry. I mean, should it be PC game?
Are there any titles among xbox360's which has that much chat
functions?

I dont know about xbox..
Online RPG's are mainly for PC.

i played a lot of RPG games ^_^

what do you mean by DQN?

It means witness the DQN.

>>330
>>197 has a very good explanation of DQN.

I played FF-XI on PS2 few years ago.
Once I became addicted to the game because it was my first MMORPG.
But I was very very tired of bloody mood, stressful system, human relations
of my linkshell group. So I retired about a year later.
Now I don't want to play MMORPG more.

Please tell me your here？And why？

why?

i mean do u have an english meaning for DQN (`w`)

スクールガール
帰ってきて

just finished marvel ultimate alliance ^_^

スクールガール細菌どうしたの？

mahal kita 143

wow pinoy ^_^

What's 143 mean?

aishiteru

I love you eh

pilipino ka?

How does it mean that?

4 = shi probably

But what about 1 and 3?

Oh? If it is "I love you." then "I" has one letter, "love" has 4, and "you" has 3.

スクールガールのゆくえしりませんか？

don`t you know where schoolgirl is ?

1 = I
4 = Love
3 = You

but I hate you is 143 too, what about that

＿|￣|○

I like poo is 143.

depends on the person who uses it i guess

I love 072.

so anyone want to share anything they have in mind

I love 10000ヶ.

I have chair from Louis XIV times. it such an old chair. I like this chair very much

when I think of a naked boy in his early teens my cock get erected.

me i really like this girl but i don't think she likes me

I fall in love first when I was 19. the girl liked me too, but it turned out to be
disaster. now I can love no one.

hmmm, sometimes we have to give up the things we wanted the most.

>>360
please do not worry. Grinman will suck your cock!

>>360
tell me how it was if you don't mind.

>>363
that girl, great attractive on the first view turned out to be most selfish, moronic
girl ever. she was lazy, arrogant bitch. He fooled me because she wanted me to fall in love with her
and after that she showed me her horribly true face. I dont want to remember it.

>>364
I hate to say it, but I think you had it coming.
You were too naive, attracted just by her appearance, right?
However, I'm also not confident I could turn down such a cute girl
if she would come on to me.

just fuck and ditch her is the best way
don't get emotionally involved or you will end up hurt

if u want others to love you, show them that you love urself

I LOVE MYSELF!!!! now do you love me?

^_^

i just wish things would turn out great for all of us

if u want have sex with others, show them urself masturbating

thanksgiving day is boring
thank you

You're right. It's not a very exciting day, is it? All that's special is the
Thanksgiving day dinner.

I don't need anybody's thanks.
Just give me money, thank you.

When is Moneygiving day?

I always wonderd what thanksgiving day is about
Is it some religious stuff?

Anybody know whether Japanese holiday "Kinro kansha no hi"
has something to do with Thanksgiving day?
Both are about thanking something, and are on the same day.
Is it just a coincidence?

On December 4, 1619, the pilgrims (who were English settlers) had a thanksgiving dinner
with the Indians (native Americans), and it has been kept alive over
the years, I guess. It became a national holiday in 1863.

Kinro kansha has nothing to do with thanksgiving

day

death would be a release...

>>381
oh the Thanksgiving day dinner is kind of a special occasion?
How special?
I know people eat turkey, right?
Relatives get together for the thanksgivingday dinner or something?
And you thank each other?

On thanksgivingday, do people fuck thanking each other?

>>377
They are not on the same day. Thanksgiving Day is on the fourth thursday right?
Kinro kansha is on 23rd

It seems Thanksgiving day is a big event.
I'm watching NBC and a huge festival is on.
I wonder what the biggest holiday is in America?
Is Christmas the biggest? Or Thanksgiving day has an edge?
What about Holloween?

>>382
Yes, it is a special occasion. Relatives get together to eat dinner
on Thanksgiving. The most common main dish is turkey, and there are
other common foods such as stuffing, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes,
sweet potatoes, and other things. People don't usually thank each
other, but some families say what they are thankful for. It's
a traditional part of a Thanksgiving dinner.

>>385
Christmas is definitely the biggest. It's hard to rank them, though.
Thanksgiving is bigger than Halloween, but I would say New Year's Eve
is bigger... The Fourth of July and Easter are big ones too, and
then there's Valentine's Day... It's hard to say which are bigger for me...
There are minor holidays too like President's Day, Martin Luther King Day,
Labor Day, Veteran's Day, St. Patrick's Day, and probably more...

>>386
Wow thank you for your response to my question.
I really appreciate it.
I didn't know there are some other traditional thanksgiving dishes at all.

>>387
You are amazing.
How can you just come up with those holidays without any help ,
(I guessed that from the way you responded really quickly)

I can't possibly do the same.
Japanese holidays are boring and hard to remember, I think.
Christmas day is the biggest hmm
That could be guessed by me if I thought harder
The rest of the holidays are difficult ones
Marin Luther King day is amazing
He has just died right?
I can presume how big a man he was from that
Valetines's day is a holiday in the US is amaazing
In Japan it's a day for just chocorate giving and fucking.
and I'm sleeply thank you for reading if you are dumb enough to read throught this stupid comments
no i should't have said that. I take it back sorry. good night.

>>389
Well, I guess I'm just familiar with holidays. There are some I forgot
though, like Columbus Day, for example...

On valentines's day, a lot of couples in Japan fuck.
So a lot of children are born in January.

>>390
Martin Luther did not just die recently. He died in the 1960s.
He was shot to death while giving a speech, I think.

Martin Luther King, that is. Martin Luther died hundreds of years ago.

40 some years ago is pretty recent to me to have a holiday dedicated sololy to him considering other guys who' got their name on holidays.
When you think about it, just some 40, 50 years ago, black people were still considered second class citizens is amaazing
Of course I don't even know what Martin did to solve the problems.
I know what Marcom X did, because i watched a movie about him. hehe

oh now Ive noticed
It's martin luther king's day not Jr's day!
I was wide awake and stupid..
I know even less about Martin Luther king then his Jr hehe
I'm pretty sure he must have been a great great person.

It is called Martin Luther King Day, but it is really for MLK Jr.
Martin Luther King Jr. led peaceful protests in order to win civil
rights for Black Americans. That distinguishes him from Malcom X,
who advocated violence. However, Malcom X evetually did change his
position on violence after converting to Islam.

good morning peepz

Good morning! I have not got any sleep this night!

i got 400

had!

みなさんおはようございます。
このスレは今日も元気です。

Here comes the Suede Denim Secret Police.
They've come for your uncool neice!

I love Doritos.

I love my mam's panties.

I'm eating Doritos for breakfast now.

>>406

you like such junk diets?

I'm pretty tired of my assignment.
I have to hand in the assignment tomorrow, but still not finished.

yes, I do.

>>408
what is it about?

>>408

too late!

>>411
don't be cruel.
we already have enough suicides in Japan!

スクールガールの行方について
教えてください

tell me where school girl is

口減らし

送った先は

英語圏

日本語も

英語も忘れ

ただ眠る

what the hell is the school girl?

祖父の顔

人種差別を

耐えた皺

戦争も

終ってみれば

ただの過去

横見れば

英語を話す

孫が居り

258 名前：school girl ◆lk0KbeC12s [] 投稿日：2006/11/22(水) 10:00:11
GEEZ hisashiburi nikitara....mo 70th...whoa!
lolz~~




she is school girl
my honey
I am searching for the missing girl
ok?

>>413
"no news is good news" as someone says, ya know.

Your haiku are annoying. Stop making them, please.

川柳を

俳句と言う馬鹿

訂正し

Hiking,
Making Hiku is
Hiking

>>423
Nice. Too bad the second line has 8. Does that break the form?

jiamari

Does -> Doesn't

Nyuyoku,
Take a bath in
New York

>>410
About the language acquisition.
Now it's finished.
>>411
It's not too late, it's now 12 minutes to 3 here.

Then move on to the next assignment...sigh...

Then move on to the next assignment...sigh...

>>429

too late

deadline has

passed before

And dubble posting...sigh...

>>432
I mean in the lecture tomorrow.
That's not passed yet.

>>430>>431

futile tasks

are you sure?

it's stupid

Not that stupid, man.
Next one is about the fonology.
That's easy.

>>436
Which particular area of linguistics are you majoring in?

>>437
No particular direction yet. Probably social linguistics or something.
I'm already fed up with phonetics, but the Theoretical linguistics can
be nice, like.

i know that

your writing must be

too poorness.

How many different languages do you normally need to know to be good at
linguistics?

８

>>439
I donno.
Can be bad, can be good.

>>440
I need only japanese.

>>441
would you care to name them?

Faster, idiots!

english chinese korean japanese rosian french

rests are what you want to learn

>>440
How many languages you speak and linguistics is something different
stuff.
A linguist is some one who study language in a scientific way, and
is not a polyglot.

English is enough.
Anyhow it helps lot to pick up languages.

you always

say idiots

too many

>>448
I couldn't follow you any longer.

>>447
cheers^-^

are you NEET?
many people here

moi?

I am a neat little boy, anyhow.

what's NEET?

Fuck off, Dwain.

I've never heard that before in Europe, NEET.
They know the phenomenon though.

neet is a person that has no job

>>454
NEET
People currently engaged in No Education, Employment or Training
i.e. losers!

are you neet?

no, I am writing

about linguisticsish

No, that's not the correct definition.

That's too short for the definition, I think.
Not in education and something bla bla, I don't know neither.

>>459
Who are you talking to??

how many neets are here?

I had no sleep last night.

8

>>464
what't would you like us to do about it?

like a neets party!

I'm sleepy right now.

Now, finished.
That was easy, just describe some fonological features of some vowels
and consonants, +voice or so.

High time to sleep.
Sleep tight people, bye!

Don't go away.

fonological
phonological

>>469
bye wanker!

I wonder how many Japanese understand
what a musician or athlete from overseas speaks in MC or a hero interview.
Quite a lot of people seem to understand it from their big cheers.
But I can only make out 5-20% of them.

>>473
and are you Japanese yourself?

Hur? you should wonder to yourself!

>>471
Ha ha ha, that's Dutch spelling.
Actually I study it in Dutch.
In Nederlands wordt het zo gespeld, hoor.

Dan tot volgende keer(see you next time).

>>476
I see.
Dan tot volgende keer, Dutch-man^-^

>>477
I'm not a Dutch! even male

>>478
lolz^^
Dan tot volgende keer, whatever you are^-^

i feel k

i feel E

No one backed me up at first, but eventually I talked everyone
into going along with my plan.

sスクールガール


応答せよ

>>483
I saw school girl with her love, Miyavi-kun, today.

we must chat

o rly?

Leave her alone. She has a life unlike you. Perhaps she makes love
with someone anywhere she likes.

Her boobs attract many men, yes.

The ketsuge burger incident seems already forgotten.

yes, that's already a nostalgic word, lolz~~

I think she was drunk when her bf took photos of her.

deja vu

>>491
I don't think so.
Her pussy was wet so I guess the photo was taken right after she had
sex with her boyfriend. That's why her face is pink feeling extasy.

i always look the M-shaped photo reversed.
To do so, I can look her doggy style.

I recommend you to try it, and I hope you to report your feeling here.

I don't understand what you all are talking about.
Is that known to everybody in here?

>>494
I am not Sukebe enough to do that.
By the way, I downloaded all her and her boyfriends photo.
I deleted them all though. I am not Otaku and don't have a habit
of collecting adult movies and all.
>>495
Ketsuge burger incident was a hot topic a month or so ago so
regulars here know what we are talking about, I think.

What's Ketsuge burger?
something like a food?

>>496
Thanks. I kinda underdstand it,
I think I'll check it out...but I'm scared of looking at that called Ketsuge.
It must be traumatic.

>>497
One man was using peer to peer software like Winny and he got infected with
a virus and all of the photos stored in the hard drive of his PC was
drained into p to p network.

Some photos were his girlfriend's nude photo. One of them that shows
her butt looks like a hamburger. Her underhair was kind of bushy so
it is commonly called Ketsuge burger in 2ch community.

>>498
I don't know about you but at least it didn't get traumatic to me.
Call me hypocratic but I felt kind of sad thinking about her future.

i got 500

>>497
Google will give you the answer.
That's not my favorite at all.

>>499
How scary!
I feel sorry for her, as a man with lots of ketsuge as well.

>>501
Have you ever visited HK Disney Land?
Is it a popular dating spot for locals?

>>502
Actually I have Ketsuge, too.
I am lucky my Ketsuge started growing in parallel with the time
washlet(Japanese English) was developed.

I can't believe the fact that there're quite a few girls
who try to pull out Ketsuge.
Just imagining it....makes me shiver!

>>503
Not yet. I'm waiting for the completion of the Disney Land Resort.
There are still 1 or 2 phases to be finished.
Yet I have not visited any Disney Land Resort in the world so I can't make any comparison.
Dating spot... erm... You may say that. That's a place for fantasy, but not for hardcore exciting games.
That's why I prefer Ocean Park over Disney Land Resort since it has 2 roller coasters and more machines.

>>505
Oh. It needs a final touch to be completed... I didn't know that.
You can visit Universal Studio Japan when you have a chance to visit
Osaka, Japan. I guess it has more exciting rides than Tokyo Disney
Land. I have visited neither of them though.

I was surprised to know the photos are circulating on the net and
non-J people have seen them too.
Do you think non-J ketsuge burgers which we can get exist?

First, western professional porn actresses tend to shave their pubic
hair so chances are slim.

Second, Western amateur girls shave thier pubic hair, too and chances of
getting thier photos are slimmer than professional porn actresses.

I have seen a website featuring girls who don't shave pubic and armpit
hair so the shortcut to seeing non-Japanese ketsuge burgers is to
visit that kind of website.

To have a Western girlfriend and make her grow her pubic hair and take
some ketsuge burger photos is another possibility but NEETs like you and
me have no chances to go out with a Western girl.

Before breakfast.

Why do they shave it?

Because it's just the way the Western cutoms are.

I've heard that Christians don't shave their hair.

After the festival.

>>512
I don't know but porn actresses shave their hair completely or
partly on American porn website.

Someone in 2ch asked American girl names Sarah if American girls
shave their pubic hair and the answer was yes.

Sarah has been absent recently. I wonder how she is doing now.

>>514
She's sucking my cock as I type this.

anyone recognises who i am?

>>516
The girl who used to appear in adult video then entered ** university
and was a candidate of Miss **?

Sarah has been busy selling her pussy.

You mean even Emma Watson make it a rule to shave her pubic hair?

Can you imagine Emma has thick pubic hair? I can't.

Someone referred to thick pubic hair as jangle.

I would get lost in Emma's jangle.

Whose jangle do you want to get lost in?

what's the jangle in the first place?

Misspeling.
jungle.

Do you believe Yukorin lives peacefully in her jungle?

I have a hunch that Becky has broad jungle between her legs.

Hey, long time no see!

Do you really want to pull Emma's jungle hair off?

Jungle is the key to success.

How thick is your pubic hair?

My pubic hair is public.

Your public pubic hair is pathetic.

>>532
I think you are a middle-aged freeter. lol lol lol lol lol

>>533
Why do you think so?

lolz~~

You guys really like to talk about those things lolz~~
and まだ死んでないよ〜〜

Thanks >>484 483 420 413 etc..

Have you asked the police to search for me? lolz~~X.X
well not yet. I am about to run away from home and
go to Miyavi-kun's place in Jan. He is now in U.S. kekeke
My romantic time will start from Jan...man
But I come here from time to time...well..I am kinda busy
and studying hard nowadays.... hehe cioa~~(^^)/

Hello♥I cannot speak English.But please talk me in♥

Oh〜 there is no people ♥　　See you again♥

gay

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>>538
Fag.

...Wanna fuck?

I want to being fucked. it is great pleasure for me

I wonder how good to be fucked.

>>542
VERY good. If you have a good sex partner you trust, who trust you back.

>>543
are you homosexual? becuase I want to have sex with men recently. I want to be fucked in the ass.

well I want to say one little thing. there is a book called PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY by
OSCAR WILDE. and now you can not fully enjoy it because I will spoil reading of this book for you!
DORIAN GRAY KILLED PAINTER
DORIAN GRAY KILLED PAINTER
DORIAN GRAY KILLED PAINTER
DORIAN GRAY KILLED PAINTER
DORIAN GRAY KILLED PAINTER

Let me introduce you the Japanese word which is not erotic, but you feel erotic.




総なめ

would you my mind wanking with Tenkarin?

What is Tenkarin?

13 yo idol she is very sexy for her age.
I cannot stop masturbating with her. I give off much seed than usual when i wank with her

Would you like to eat a Tenkarin burger?

>>550
Suck my dick!

>>544
You don't need men to be fucked in the ass. My wife enjoys fucking me in the ass with strap-on. I enjoy it much too. I enjoy fucking her in the ass too, though it
is more fun for me to do her other hole.

hey you！！！！
abnormal men is
women's enemy died plz！！！！！

most of the girls can not turn me on. I am like on little amount of girls.

I like only little amount of girls.
correction

Tenkarin burger is really tasty.

How big are Tenkarin's boobs? Bigger than school girl's?

スクールガール勉強いそがしいの？
大学受験？

>>557
You are a NEET!

school girl's 3 size is B100 W120 H100. her figure is just like a snow man.lol

Have you had a flu shot for this winter?

I think Cameron Diaz is COOL!!

She's not that fat. Her boobs may be well developed, though.

You'd better get a flu shot before it's too late.

but I am going to eat her boobs up
this is destiny

Do you think her boobs are well-shaped? Or sagged?

I've heard she is C cupped.

Her nipples must be pink, not black.

I've heard purple.

Deffinetely not. I'm absolutely sure hers are pink.
Believe me.

How can you be so sure?

her manko is also pink
believe me

That's nothing to do with you.

Do you think she will give me oral sex?

Kiss my ass.

Do you think school girl's ketsuge burger is good?

what is oral sex?

You'd better get a flu shot before it's too late.

abnormal guy died please！！！！！women's enemy！！！ this moved
http://same.u.la/test/r.so/academy4.2ch.net/english/1121001818/l10

>>579
There are also abnormal women, I think.
Are they enemies of men?

>>580
No. Men like ANY women, including the abnormal ones.

guess what?
yr a fag

shut up, you neets!

unlike you, neet, I have hard work tomorrow! I will go to sleep soon

have a good night-mare

My cock is erecting most powerfully when I look at Tenkarin's photo-book.

after that you can't turn over the pages of the book any more

Abnormal man how? A homosexual man is not enemy of women. A man who hates women even if he likes to fuck them or not is an enemy of women.

>>586
Please die before attempting to harm children.

like you care about children prick

because I hate you , so I want kill you !!!
HAHAHA!

a

b

s

?
>>592
?
?
?

I enjoy watching boys and girls in uniforms

Hi, I am a NEET who enjoys all 24 hours every day.

what do you enjoy?

I enjoy watching men and women in military uniforms

600GET

I enjoy watching military uniforms in men and women

military uniforms?
I much prefer nurse uniforms, lol~~

I've never understood the difference between the navy and marine.

navy's not that fat. their boobs may be well developed, though.

I see.
The navy are more fit than the marine.
Thanx~~

police uniform makes me scared,
school uniform makes me horny somehow. Why?

that's because of your stereotype.

>>606
obviously because you are a criminal.

>>606
How about the uniforms for flight attendants?

flight attendants　=　stchies

flight attendants=stchies=bitches

flight attendants=stchies=bitches=titses

>>609
not so much interested in it.
What kind of clothes makes you most excited?

>>613
Anything half-transparent, lol~~~

I know how you feel.
"half" is the key. Stark naked is not so attractive.

yeah, stark naked is too healthy.

I hate medical trainees.
I think they are officially permitted perverts!!

スクールガール

すくーる

>>618
Do you know "The North Wind and The Sun," one of the fables of Aesop?
That may be the way to get school back^-^

619
X school
O school girl

I like school boy uniforms. When Matsumoto Jun in Gokusen he was very sexy in the school uniform.

>>621
Do you think Kishidan is also sexy?

How about Shuji & Akira?

This thread is already 13 days old. How slowly it's been consumed this time.
How come?

I left this thread with a bad taste in my mouth. There was a lot of dishonesty.

~~Honesty, such a lonely word,
Everyone is so untrue.............

nobody likes being taunted

>>624
Because Americans are too busy eating turkey.

>>624
No, because they are too busy being a turkey.

Are they still eating turkey?
I mean it's been for some time since the day.

More like we're busy with Black Friday and trying to get a Wii.

Wow I envy americans, who can get wii first in the world.
I really want wii right now but I got to wait till December
Can you imagin something more torturous than that?

>>630
I remember one year, we made a roast turkey and a pumpkin pie, and a friend of ours brought another
roast turkey and a pumpkin pie, and another friend of ours brought another pumpkin pie.
So we ended up eating the turkey and pumpkin pie at least for a whole week, that's why
I hate turkey even now.

I HATE CHINKS AND COREANS

LOL just like what happens on Shogatsu in Japan.
Lots of japanse eat traditional Shogatsu dishes for several days after Shogatsu.
They make lots of Shogatsu dishes intentinally before shogatsu,
so they don't have to cook much for that several days and have fun.

What! My cock is erecting now!

How large do you think my cock is?

>>637
3cm at max

3cm...........
Ummm, is that a diameter?

>>639
NO!
It's a radius!!!

What point should a cock be measured at?
Measureing from the back of the pouch, I get 14cm. Then I'd be happy.
But from the front, it's 11cm. I'm sad.

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If someone can use English well, Please write diary about
'A Movie I like'

It is my homework but I don't like Movie.
Now, I'm so perplex.

>>643
A movie i love

the first time i went movie was thirty years ago.
seeing many piece of movies, i was shocked by "AFTER WANKING"

>>644
Did you go to the Vietnam war?

martin luther coon's day is great!

I'm sorry,Not concered with this sread.
I'm drinking now.

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>>647
I am drinking too. I am having red tea.

Hey! how are you? I am fine! I am a NEET.

Ｗｈａｔ’ｓ?? You said "witch do you like sushi or steak?? |
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>>649
Sounds good!
But,I'm afraid you were kept awake by such tea.
I'm going to bed.lovely Dream!

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>>653
I cannot go sleep now, too much homework. Being kept awake is desired.
Sleep well!

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this thread is going great lol

Everyone in this thread is very funny.

Do your best with English everyone, haha.

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Every time I hear the song 'Hard Rock Hallelujah', pleasant shivers run down my spine. I do not know why.

>>662
you are great.

goodmornin'
Are you ok?

good morning!
I think I'm OK.

Garlic is great!

why don't we speak about "morning zuba!"
i think mino is crazy. he's mad anytime. why?

Because he drinks too much and sleeps too little.
He cannot think straight!

oh, it's yucky outside again.
*sigh*

Has anyone else noticed that the Chinese, Japanese, and Korean cultures are very similar?
I think it is because Korea and Japan copied the Chinese culture.

>>670
I see more differences than similarities.
Could you be more specific about what you mean by similarities?

>>670
They are similar to the extent that they are geographically very
close and had a lot of exchange of people, goods, and ideas in general.
While it is true that some things originated in one country and have
been adopted in another country, it is outrageous to claim that
everything originated in one country.

>>672
I liked your sensible comment^-^

I can't understand how many people there are
who insist that their own contry is far superior to others.
I don't think it is different from being patriotic.

China is the oldest civilization. All customs did originate in China.
Japanese and Koreans could not write before China taught them how.
I am not Chinese. Do not think I am just a patriot of my country.
I just recognize the greatness of China.

>>675
China is the oldest civilization???@@
All customs originated in China???@@
Japanese and Chinese could not write before China taught them how???@@

Yes.
Yes.
No. Japanese and Koreans couldn't. Not Chinese. Of course, Chinese did not need to be taught. China invented writing.

>>675
That being the case, I agree with you.
There is a chronicle like the Sangoku-shi.
In the period, Japan was still in primitive societies.

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>>679
I told you.
She is with her love Miyavi-kun.

I am not with that bitch.

>>681
Oh, so you know her!

>>676
>China is the oldest civilization???@@
No. Only one of the oldest. There are 3 others.

>All customs originated in China???@@
Obviously not.

>>one of the oldest?
you are using funny expression.lol

不定冠詞もつけずに煽りですか。
低レベルだな。

Hey! This is No Spin Zone!!

Somebody is crying flaming!! LOL

you guys are lame.

I wanna have a girlfriend anytime can fuck.
what should i do for it?

pay money and she will come

Bush is a lame duck.

>>691
Is he already?
Doesn't he have 2 more years to go?

Bush has technically been a lame duck since 2004.

LOL^-^v

>>689
A girlfriend is not a fuckdoll. Get a Real Doll or just jerk at your figurines or somethin.
If you show and have respect for such a contract, you can get a fuck-friend. Never get a girlfriend
if you just want to fuck: hell hath no fury like a woman scorn.

I don't intend to be cynical,
but I wonder if those bastards can understand the sophisticated
phrase like "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned?"

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
= Angered women are more vicious than anything else
= Angered women are very dangerous.

wwww

Women rights activists are at it again.

>>697
You just revealed that you are a bastard, LOL~~~

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" means that not even hell itself has as much anger and wrath as a woman who has been hurt.

"Hell has no anger like the anger of a woman who has gotten hurt"
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=scorn

–verb (used with object)
4.to treat or regard with contempt or disdain: They scorned the old beggar.
5.to reject, refuse, or ignore with contempt or disdain: She scorned my help.
–verb (used without object)
6.to mock; jeer.

>>698
With rights come obligations.

Thank you for the boring vocabulary lesson.

>>1-699

Anyone could tell me

What is the current topic of this thread?

I hope you sumerize them in few lines.

God will bress your kindness.

Anyone who believes in God is stupid.

GOD IS FUCKIN' DEAD!

God is not even dead, because it doesn't even exist in the first place.

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>>704

Anyone could tell me → Could anyone tell me

What is the current topic → what are the current topicis

Could you tell me, what is the god.

God is a great work of fiction. there is a little for everyone in there.

>>710

I know it.

But I just want to ask you what the god mens to the people
who believe in god.

>>706
I LIVE!!!!

>>711

what the god → what dose the god

>>711

means → mean

Phoenix
too young

>>711
It means different for different people.
For some, god is about vengance and hate.
For some, god is about love and forgiveness.
For some, it's about how to live one's own life well.
For others, it's about how to force others to live their lives.

Like it was said, there's a little for everyone, people pick the parts they like,
and ignore the bad sides they are not interested in.

>>706

Godes are still alive.

Because, Godes might not have the death like you human beings.

>>711
Probably what every kind of romanticised dreamy idea means to those who
believe in them; an escape or an ideal reality.
People who believe in God like to believe that everything will be alright
because someone else is up there. They want to be like children who believe
that everything will be alright because an adult, which is a being whose
thought and actions they can only mimic and not comprehend, will supposedly
look after them. Maybe God makes them feel innocent?

>>718

The God is great fiction. I know it.

And the people don't want to be like a children.

You know there are so many rules of the nature.

Like THE BEING SHOULD DIE.

And the people who believe in god choose the way to addmit

the thing should happen will happen.

Finally thei abstructed these ideas as a god.

>>718
God makes them feel safe. They like that there is some big daddy up in the sky that orders them around.

>>719
If they don't want to be like children, why do they call themselves
"children of God"? And talk about trivial little things, like, "if
I make a mistake, God is all loving and forgiving"... that sounds like
somebody's parent, not a being of supposed wisdom and knowledge.

If there is a God, it is probably a mechanism or aspect of the universe
we cannot comprehend. That is all.

I think the phrase "God set it that way" has a big pain-relieving effect,
because what it's saying is that "You are not at fault, so don't blame yourlsef,
it's your fate, because it's God who set it that way."

I wish I were a Christian, so that I could belive the phrase like that.

>>721

No, We can understand what is god perfectly.

It is just a problem of psychology.

The people who long the protection of thir dad and mam form
powered poeople like king used the words.

>>722
I was raised as a Catholic, and we were taught of "Original Sin".
As I grew older, I don't believe in God now so much, at least not
as anything sentient or as a being. Like I said, perhaps God is just a word people
use for things they don't understand, like why bad things happen. It's
a sedative and the easy answer to questions in life in the form of a word.

I like reading old texts on beliefs like Stoicism. It says that if there is a god, then
it's in us. If that is true, I want to shoot god beams and holy hand grenades at people.

Maybe there was a God, but he got frustrated with people because they were being so stupid,
so he became a hikikomori. Now the angels have to leave his food by his door, and his
all-knowing wisdom slowly deteriorates as he watches bad comedy acts and mahou shoujo anime.

>>724
Thanx merkin~~

Hell freeze is over

What makes boobs grow bigger? Fat?

>>725
merkin?
I'm not that guy. I'm not even American.
I'm from Australia.

>>728
Aussie?
What season are you in now?

>>728
Aussie?
What time is it there?

>>729
Late spring, but it feels like Summer already.

>>730
11:08PM... but this is on the Eastern Coast, so we are on daylight
savings time here.

COOL@-@

>>732
Is Japanese anime also popular in Austaria, or is it only you?

>>734
Probably only reclusive nerds like me

http://www.2nn.jp/

>>735
LOL, yeah, you'd probably be better off enjoying the sunshine.......
ooops maybe not.
I just remembered the sunshine is too strong in Australia and you guys have
a lot of skin cancer patients.
Then you'd be better off being reclusive (new word for me!) and talk over the
Internet, lol~~

>>737
If I wasn't a recluse talking on the internet, I'd going around all
night getting drunk in the city like every other 18 year old. I don't
have the kind of money to get drunk, and all I have is a lousy job at the supermarket.

Besides, it always gets too hot here to do anything in summer. The beaches are always
too crowded, and there's nothing really to do there.

>>738
Don't you surf or scuba dive?
That's the image we have for Aussies.
BTW, you might already know this but we have a cool word for a recluse,
that's "hikky" or "hikkie" which come from Hikikomori (=shut-in or recluse)~~

>>724
haha, quite an interesting theory.

>>739
That's what you get to see when you come down to places like Cairns
and the Gold Coast. I live in Sydney, and there are people that do surf
and scuba dive, but if you aren't into that sort of thing, than there
isn't much to do at the beach. I'm sure the Aussies that go to Japan
are active and exciting, and like to travel all around the world.
If I went to Japan, I wouldn't see any "hikikomori". I would go to all the
tourist places.

I actually don't mind being a recluse. I don't have any motivation to go out
and make something of myself in the world. Maybe in a few years, but not now.

You should watch Draemon movies.

funny german tv ad about learning english: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS9QClXompc

>>741
Sounds like preparation time before making a leap, rather than being
a hopeless hikky.
Thanks to you, I learned 3 new English tonight:
reclusive, a recluse and making something of oneself.
Thanx, and CU~~

Yes I do! Mt Fuji is very beautiful!

>>743
lol
>>744
No worries

>>745
Are you sure? I thought the mountain is littered with garbages.

>>747
Shut up! you cannot understand, Fujiyama Geisya and Sushi

Tell me how big are your boobs. Choose from the below images.

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470点
｜・　・｜

600点
｜・人・｜

730点
( ・ Y ・ )

860点
（ ・ 人 ・ )

900点
( ◎ 人 ◎ )

950点
（　●　人　●　）

990点
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普段亜鉛サプリを飲んでいます。
飲み始めてから、精液の総量が半端無く増えました。
オナニーでもドクドク出ます。
気持ちよさが格段に上昇。

｜・人・｜ may be the averaged size.

>>751
Really?
Is it B-Cupped?

>>752
C.

>>704,>>709,>>711,>>717,>>719


Howevere, I don't believe in god, I respect the people who believe in god.

>>753
C-Cupped is the averaged size of your girl friends so far, you mean?

>>754
　／　　　　 ｜　　　　　＼
（　　　◎　　人　　◎　　　） must be the Goddess of boobs.

>>756
Kanou-sisters are Goddess, then?

Which do you prefer:
Small natural boobs vs Big artificial boobs?

>>757
Don't make me laugh. Theirs are artificial.

>>756
She's probably just really fat.
I mean, REALLY REALLY fat.
If that fat whale of a woman ever swam in the ocean, someone might harpoon her by mistake.

( ・ Y ・ )
↑
This ones are really quite very well shaped, aren't they?

>>756
It's like having a butt in front of your chest.
That's actually the case for Kanou-sisters, lol~~

>>761
So you prefer shape over size?

>>762
Why do you care so much about Kanou sisters?
Do you like them? I don't.

they are busaiku, and old!
Morisako Ei chan is very charming! I want to marry her now.

>>764
I think they are pathetic.
They look like cyborgs.

>>765
Who's she? I haven't heard of her.

>>765
Is she your girl friend?

or boy friend, maybe.

>>767
she is 10aged actress.
>>768
I think so. she will be my wife in a few years.

>>770
Lolicon Hakken!

>>771
What's wrong with me?

>>772
Are you also 10-years old?

>>770
Wait... If you're a lolicon who likes a girl with big boobs,
doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of being a lolicon?

I reckon >>770 likes this:

｜・　・｜

>>773
No I am a 33aged haken-worker.

OMG @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

777
I will be happy!

>>778
sorry, you won't

am a filipina girl who's inlove to a japanese army. But his parents don't want
foreigners. how can I face this problem

>>778
poor guy...

lol~~

abnormal guy is thred
moved please
http://same.u.la/test/r.so/academy4.2ch.net/english/1121001818/l10

>>780
The Japanese army?
All of them? o_o

I can't stop my deepest love for Ei chan. I need her. I wanna marry her.

>>785
Why don't you adopt her?
Sounds more realistic, doesn't it?

Why should I adopy her? I wanna marry her. I want her to be my wife.

You will end up being in jail, man.

Beatiful boobs don't always mean big boobs.

Why should I be prisoned? I think Ei chan is waiting for me and wants kakeochi with me.

only one japanese,do you know other person who is related with my problem? please tell me, and help me. If it is all right with you

>>789
What size do you think is good?
A,B,C,D,......

>>790
I don't think she even knows the meaning of the word kakeochi.

One question. Are lolicon like pedophiles in the west, or do they
just like perverted pictures and porn and stuff like that?

I mean, as annoying and weird as they are, they seem pretty harmless
compared to some of the things real pedophiles do to kids here in the West...

What is kakeochi? Can you explain, please?

>>793
I'm sure he'll teach her, in his own special way

>>791
I think it's up to your boy friend to persuade his parents.
There is not much you can do about it.

>>795
run away (marriage)

>>798
I guess it's like eloping in english.

what is kakeochi?

>>794
I think your definitions are the same as ours.

>>800
run away (marriage)

But I think what the word implys is very different.
A pedphile guy is like a criminal.
A lolicon guy is a gentleman with a curious preference.

is it good to have child first, before getting married?

Expecting a child means she fucked a guy and let him come inside.

Do you like Yukorin?

what a nice answer. thank you for your comment

Ｗｈａｔ　ａｒｅ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｃｏｍｍｅｎｔ　ｒｅｆｅｒ　ｔｏ？

>>803
A gentleman? I thought gentlemen were important and sociable members
of society.
>>804
It might help convincing someone to marry you. You could shame them
into marrying you because you can say they got you pregnant.

what is your country?

>>810
Who's comment are you talking about?
Because I'm from Australia. I've been here for a while.

Out-of-wedlock births in the United States have climbed to an all-time high, accounting for nearly four in 10 babies born last year

>>811
sorry about the crocodile hunter. really good guy. good riddence

>>814
I'll agree with you there. He liked tormenting and torturing animals
who were doing nothing. One of them finally got so angry it killed
him.
People talk about how much of a good role model he was for kids. Wasn't
he teaching children to go and disturb possibly dangerous animals?

your comment is good. australian girl or boy? where are you now. can you give me your adress if it is all right with you.?

you agree with yourself?
what a selfish guy you are

>>815
I'm an Australian boy. No, I don't give out my address. You wouldn't
do the same.

>>816
You're an idiot

That's a bit of a myopic view.
Lots of people have got to know the importance of wild animals through him.
You have to learn to see beyond what is.

>>816
Don't taunt the Aussie, becuse he knows a lot of interesting words!!

Have you ever been to airs rock?
because that's the only thing i know about it.

why??? you don't trust me.i just want to be one of your friend.while im here in japan
next year im going back on my own country.after marrying my boy freind.if you give your's i'll give mine. ok?

I masterbated twice already to die.

>>820
No, I've never been to Ayer's Rock. Only tourists go there, and
you're supposedly not allowed to climb it because it's sacred to
the local aboriginals or something. What's the point of going there
if you aren't allowed to climb it?

Besides, it's just a big rock.

Is it true that if you complete counting the number of stones
used to build the Stonehenge in UK, you will die?

That's a bit of a myopic view.
Lots of people have got to know the importance of wild landscape through it.
You have to learn to see beyond what is.

>>821
Giving out your address on a popular site such as this is stupid.

Besides, why? You only want my address because of where I am.

Whose fart is the most aromatic in this world?

>>825
Your comment is too far-sighted, and not saying anything, thank you.

>>828
You're a fart!

>>826
I think she is mistaking you for Ian Thorpe, lol~~

>>827
It's an obvious question!
Yukorin's!

>>829
I haven't heard that insult since I was in primary school.
Dumb bum head

>>831
No, Ian Thorpe's!

No one's allowed to smell her fart when it's stinky.

Please tell me what is your deffinition of "beautiful country"?

Australia!

your telling me i'm a stupid one? if it's me your talking about it really hurts ( !o! ) I want to know you in person.
if your place is near with mine then i'll visit you, and let's drink together, well anyway, do you drink?

>>836
Don't fool yourself.

>>835
The country where people can spell "definition" correctly, lol

>>838
Why? I'm serious!

>>837
Gross. Stop asking around about anybody's whereabouts, idiot.

>>838
I didn't mean you were stupid. I meant the act of giving your
address out publicly on a messageboard is foolish.
Of course I drink.

I'm a recluse, so we can't meet up.
That makes things easy, doesn't it? :)

Oh wait
>>842 was meant for >>837

I agree with >>838 though

yes i will, for happiness sake. sorry, i'm not much in english, i don't know the meaning of"recluse"

>>844
Don't worry, you are not the only one who needed dictionary for
"recluse."^-^

>>844
It is similar to "hikikomori", I think.

can you give me the meaning of that word?

>>840
I thought you meant "Beautiful" sights, but what I want to
say is not only the outside of a country but the inside of
the people living there and the system of social structures.

Prime Minister Abe declared again today that he would recreat
"beatiful Japan", which I don't think is not beautiful at all.
For those who's not in the know about the goings-on of Japan,
the government of Japan held a meeting where people were
supposed to exchange opinions freely but they were made to
shoot a question favorable to the goveRnment. It's ridiculous!
What is "beautiful" in Abe's dictionary?

What do you think about the fact that some former LPD members
got back into the party?

For boob's sake, you should give a good massage to your boobs
anytime of the day and night.

Boobs are everything to you?

>>849
It's a big gamble for LDP, aiming at the upper-house election next year.
I personally think LDP lost credentials, but then there are a lot of
hard-core LDP supporters in the country side, and they may be happy
about the return of the postal reform rebels.

penis is everything to me, you know i want thin and long one. do you it? if not just cut it.

do you like big boooooobs?

>>848
I think Ireland is beautiful.
I think people think a country truly beautiful when its people are caring.
I liked the so-called Irish hospitality, and that is something Japan has lost
over the years.

hey 855 are you a japanese your english is not much. sorry your ha weekest link

>>852
According to a news article I read, people in their 20's to 30's
who voted for Koizumi, are not supportive of the current prime minister,
because he's indecisive. In the first place, LDP occupy 2 thirds
of the number of seats in the Diet because of Koizumi's popularity.
They shouldn't do politics on thier whim any more!!

>>855
What about the IRA, and other social problems, such as poverty and
ghettos forming?
Everything country would be beautiful if all we saw of them were
postcard pictures and famous singers.

on "thier" whim haller"" ayusin mo spelling mo. tanga mo eh!

One of the spies of Russia was poisoned to death.
Some people suspect Putin did it. Isn't the incident
horrible? Where is the freedom of speech?

>>859
What do you want? Trolling?

what do you think the prime minister of Japan, will not able to accept foreigners working here in japan. Do you agree with that?

If you find boobs lying on the street, will you pick them up?

yes i want throlling

>>853is thred move！！！！dirty guy only recommend thred！http://same.u.la/test/r.so/academy4.2ch.net/english/1121001818/l10！i hate to crazy men！！women's enemi hentai is died plz

>>858
Every country has a beautiful side and an ugly side, of course.
But Irish people still preserve the nice & caring property, which is being
lost in Japan.
That I see as beautiful.

>>862
That's great, how are you going to fill jobs? We have the same problem
here in Australia. People are complaining that foreigners are coming in
and stealing our jobs, but then they have no one to fill the low-paying,
undesirable jobs because no one wants to do them.

>>862
What do you mean? I think there are many foregine workers already.

yes i will grab it, and i will give it to my eldest brother

>>863
I would kick them, or throw them at a passing car.

Because the only thing weirder than finding a boob on the street
would be being hit by a boob while driving.

>>869
No, you should put the boobs on your chest and know how it feels to
have boobs before giving them to your bro.

Guys are stupid, LOL~~
^-^

What Abe thinks important is companies, not the people working
there. See his politics.

yes, now there are many filipina here working in japan. that' why my boy freind and i were planning to get
married this december. `Coz, i don't want to be a talent anymore, of any club here in japan

>>871
I bet having boobs is like having a sixth sense.
They tell you things and can shoot laser beams.

>>872
The only thing dumber than a stupid guy is something that gets fucked over by
a stupid guy... in other words WOMEN

Don't throw unclaimed boobs at passing cars!
They are not boob bombs to crush cars!!

for you 871 i don't need booooobs either a big one. for your information i am a 35 cup d, and that's enough for me. i don'T want much more. it' to heavy

>>876
I wonder how a policeman explains to someone's family that their
loved one was killed in a boob related accident.
"One of the boobs seems to have gotten caught under the break pedal,
the other one hit his head."

Do your shoulders get stiff wearing big boobs?

【緊急速報】鳥山明が10年ぶりにDBを描く
http://news20.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1164727301/

yes i am tired of having big boobs

His name is Riko.

rico? is he a japanese

>>881
Give them to us, we'll give them a good home.

here come in to my place, and i will give it to you here at yamagata city

I don't believe there's a nice woman with big boobs in here.

you leave almost one hundred

Someone says big boobs and nipples look like sunny side up egg.

>>888
Your girlfriend should see a doctor.

I really wonder whether boobs get stiff on account of their weight.

there is and it's me jacquelyn fernandez
from philippines

>>891
Sorry?

>>891
Hi Jacquelyn
I'm George Washington :)
Come to Mount Rushmore and show me your package

I want to fuck a goat!!! yeah this is pretty weird I know but I can not help myself!

What if boobs grow from both of your shoulder blades?

>>894
I read somewhere that actually happened.
Go ahead, if I came across a guy on the street who wanted to
fuck a goat, I wouldn't stop him.

I guess Lubosuka must be big breasted.

>>854
Yes, I do. Don't you?

割り込みｽﾏｿ
質問なんだけど
ｵﾙﾀﾅﾃｨﾌﾞとｸﾞﾗﾝｼﾞってどういう意味？

学無しに教えて下さい

sorry., i can't go now there to mt. rushmore. i'm here in japan it's to far from here

>>877
Are you telling the truth? You have big boobs?

sumimasen deshita. imi nani? kanji chotto yumenai desu kedo. mou hiragana daijoubu desu.

yes i have i big. but honestly, i don't want big two. just right for my height and besides i'm 51 kilos 5'5 in height and it is not compatible. isn't it?

hey guys, where are you all, why no answeｒｓ？

ｔｈｅｒｅ　ｉｓ　ａ　ｅｘｐｌｏｓｉｏｎ　ｂｏｍｂ　ｉｎ　ｔｈａｉｌａｎｄ，　ｉｆ　ｙｏｕ　ｗｅｒｅ，　ｙｏｕ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｇｏ　ｔｈｅｒｅ　ｔｏ　ｔｈａｉｌａｎｄ？

I don't want to die

ｍｅ　ｔｏｏ　ｉ　ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ｗａｎｔ　ｔｏ　ｄｉｅ．　ｂｕｔ　ｉｎｂｅｄ．　ｄｏ　ｙｏｕ　ｗａｎｔ］　ｔｏ　ｄｉｅ？

Sometimes I want to be a home cat! it is a sweet dream isnt it?

I'm dropping out of this world

If I were a cat, I would like to be caressed by a beautiful girl everyday.

I am white but I want to marry japanese girl

I don't want to remain myself as a NEET.

>>911
who are you?

I am mighty whitey

suck my cock

My japanese wife will suck my cock.

>>914
You should suck my cock. I am 5- years old jobless man

5X years? are you really in your 50's? wow that s a record

shes in a no good mood
he orders a car

What doesnt kill us makes us stronger

I doubt it.

this is a honest post. I have fucked 0 girls.

So no one was hurt.
Including yourself.
He he he.

Copacabana, Copacabana~~
Music and fashion were always the passion at the Copa~~
They fell in love~~