Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 68

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Heh ^-^ Thank you.

>>1
YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I get 2 of this thread, k-tan and Sarah give me blow jobs and
we three enjoy gangbangs!!!

In case you need this AA.

∧＿∧
( ´･ω･) Let's have some tea and chat!
( つ旦O　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫
と＿)＿)　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦

>>2
I missed getting 2 so you don't have to give me your head.

>>4
O.O;;;;
*hides*

From the previous thread:

>>992
I'm 17!
Soon-to-be a college student.
Mmm, nothing right now, but I'm hoping to get a part-time job soon.
I'm Jewish.
Euro-mutt.
English; born/raised in the states, still living in the states.
Straight, but girls are pretty.

>>993
an omlette sounds good!
Are you in Europe? I'm not very good with timezones.

>>4
Okay!

Don't be embarrassed, Angelina.

What? [･∀･]

>>8
Yeah, Sweden. GMT+1 a.k.a. Central European Time (CET). ^-^

>>10
Are you feeling a bit robotic tonight?

>>8
I was a bit late and couldn't get 4 so you don't have to give your
head, too, but if you insist, I'm happy to.

I'm in my thirties. Do you call me online predetor or sheer pervert
who takes most advantages of online anonymity?

>>11

Are almost all people in Sweden blonde?

>>13
Pervert!

I'm not good at giving head though; I would use teeth. :V

I don't follow you at all. (　･∀･　)

>>15
If you are 17, you have a lot to learn rather than blow job.

hello
I have a question.
Can Swedish people and Norwegian people and Finnish people communicate with each other only with their own languages?
Are their languages similar to the extent that .,.masdaalj.. ok i think i don't have to ask this here
I'll google it, thankyou.

>>17
Obviously! But it's not a bad thing to learn either.
What should I learn then?

>>18
I've seen two people, Swedish and Norwegian talk in their language with eachother (though with some difficulty)
But Finnish is very different from the others, isn't it?

I think Swedish is to Norwegian kind of like Spanish is to Italian (Or maybe Italian to Sicilian?)

Learn to unlearn. (o;TωT)o"

>>20
Thank you. You are very kind and knowledgeble, I respect you.

>>21
Unlearn?

>>22
Thank you! I could be incorrect though, so I'm sorry if I am.
Are you interested in Swedish/Norwegian or other European languages?
I had a German class once, but I failed it. :(

>>14
Naturally blonde/blond? Nope. Many, though. There are plenty of people
with brown hair too, here.
There are a lot of blonde/blond people, but I'd guess two thirds of them
are properly blond, the rest just color their hair.
Though also people who are darkblond tend to color their hair lighter.
Keep in mind that hair gets darker as one grows older, so while someone
might have been born with blond hair, they might get darkblond or pale
brown hair as an adult. That was the case with my youngest little sister,
for instance. She had blond hair when she was little, but as she grew older
it turned darker, and now it's light-brown.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blonde#Relation_to_age_and_distribution_on_body
> Blond hair is common in infants and children, so much so that the term
> "baby blond" is often used for very light-colored hair. Babies may be
> born with blond hair even among groups where adults rarely have blond
> hair, although such natal hair usually falls out quickly. Blond hair
> tends to turn darker with age, and many children born blond turn from
> anything between a light brown to even black before or during their
> teenage years.

I have a muscle ache. （⌒_⌒）

>>19
You should prepare for SAT.

Do you masterbate by the way? If so what imagination do you use when
you finger your clit or vagina or whatever?

You picture yourself fu*king with many men while jerking off?

>>26
I haven't taken the SATs yet (it would take a long time to explain my current situation)
So you're right, I should prepare. n_n

It's kind of rude to ask about masturbational habits, but I'm clit all the way.
(Most girls don't get off very easily through vaginal stimulation, but near all will through clitoral!)
I don't usually use pornography or thoughts. I guess I'm kind of luck in that I don't need them!

(Though I do like pornography sometimes) If I am going to use imagination though, I usually go for Cunnilingus (oral).

>>24
Thank you for the trouble you took to look up in Wikipedia.
I didn't know that blond turns into light brown and all as they grow
older....

I've heard somewhere that blond change into another color in summer
because of strong rays of summer sunshine....

I'll take a night walk now. See you guys around.

...... (´-ω-`)

>>18
Ah, no. Swedes, Norwegians and Danes can get their points across with each other,
as our languages have a lot in common. Finnish on the other hand is from a very
different language branch.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_language
>Finnish is a member of the Finno-Ugric
>language family and is classified as an agglutinative language. It modifies the
>forms of nouns, adjectives, pronouns, numerals and verbs depending on their roles
>in the sentence.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finno-Ugric_languages

>>27
I know it's rude to ask you such a question. Plus I am in my thirties.
I wouldn't ask you such a question if we were face to face.
I can ask you because of anonymity here.

You'd call the police and I'd end up in jail! LOL
Maybe I'd better be behind bar.

Old goat is going to take a night wall. See you around and nice masterbation life to you.

Is there anyone here who wants to eat ketsuge burgers?

WOW
people here know things!
amazing!

Of course, I do. But can you prepare a ketsuge burger for meal?

>>25
Make sure to relax for at least two days before exercising more like that?

>>28
It wasn't a problem.
All don't turn brown-haired, but blond hair usually turns darker,
though for most people it just becomes a darker shade of blonde.
A lot of people get their hair in a different shade in the summer,
not just blondes, though. A friend of mine, who's a quarter Japanese,
her hair turns from dark brown to various reddish shades, if I recall
correctly... My hair turns more red in the summer too, though not
by much.
See you (^-^)/~

>>33
What would you like to know? Or are you being sarcastic?

>>32
What are ketsuge burgers?

>>36
Didn't you know that?
Ketsuge burgers are tasty, but it needs several essential
ingredients.

Who knows Kim Jon Ill will not bomb America with nuke?

>>36
Are they just regular beef burgers? I've never heard of them. What do they have on them?

>>27
My hat's off for your brutal level of honesty. :-D
(note to everyone who does not know: yes, it's an expression)

>>40
After dealing with many teenaged/20-something perverts on the internet, I have no problem discussing it :D

i want to go to Saga and eat ketusge burger.

>>41
I don't have a problem discussing such a topic with people who aren't going
to leer at me for it, i.e. people who are going to be more serious about the topic,
and not just use it as an excuse to go fwap. -_-;;;

I don't believe NK has the guts to wage war against America,
because US army is one of the best in the world. However, when it
comes to terrorists, it's a different story. If NK has nukes and
sell them the nukes, then herrible things will happen.
Terror with nuke is really threatening.

i would like to sweep all.

>>43
I tend to forget that some people would go off and use it as masturbatory material when I talk about it.

It seems strange to think about it like that. :(

>>46
Strange? You're lucky, then. Either that, or you've just spent too little
time at 2ch/similar. But yeah, don't let that stop you. We need more people
being honest, lest others forget that it's not unnatural nor weird.

Strangers herein can tell lies with no limit.

American people are not interested in NK having nukes. They are sure
their arch enemies are Iran (and other anti-American countries), but
NK wants to directly talk with America just to make sure it'll stop
the financial sanctions.
So this nuke problem would be resolved if Bush have a talk with Kim Jon Ill.

>>47
Oh, no, I've spent more than enough time at 4chan (and /b/ at that!) to get used to it.
But when it comes to myself talking, I don't think of it. Kind of stupid on my part.

Most of the people I talk to online aren't shy about masturbation, so I've never thought of it as unnatural.

>>46
Thanks for the detail. That was interesting.

>>44
I think, they only have Guts and Nuke but nothing else.

I heard North Korea was decided on having nuclear weapons
when Bush referred to NK as the axis of evil. So it's all
his fault NK is intimidating Japan with the ultimate weapon.

>>50
Ah. Wow. I used to spend a lot of time at 4chan, /b/ mostly. But that was
a long time ago :-D I usually rarely spend more than five minutes at 4chan
(read /b/) nowadays. I visit the place anything from once to three times
a week.
And it's not unnatural. It's just that some sadly think of it that way.

In spite of i want master English,my ability of English is on avarage .
at a loss

>>51
Are you sure NK will attack Japan and America with the ballistic missiles?

>>52
More reasons why Bush isn't very popular in the States either.

Though if I recall, when NK did their Taepodong (sp?) test, didn't it end up landing in the sea instead?

>>52
Oh? I don't think it was that little that made NK want to get nukes.
I think they wanted to make it so that people couldn't just casually
dismiss them, but have to pay attention to them.

>>50
By the way, do you have AIM?

>>52
Bush is in the stalemate now.
His party might lose in the next election.

>>53
Ah, I never go there anymore. If I want images (anime or others), I go to iichan/wakachan instead.

>>54
Practice here! It will help.

>>54
Hair can appear almost anywhere and it is certainly not unusual for it to appear on the buttocks (particularly of men) or between the buttocks (on women)
So. don't worry.

>>57
Yes :) Is it safe to post it here?

>>58
The next Republican representative may want nothing to do with what Bush has done.
If his party loses, it's not really any hurt to him; he'll be out of office anyhow.

Even if the term limit weren't on, with his popularity as low as it is right now (30%?), I doubt he would get reelected.

>>56
You are right. The tepo-dong missile aimed at America was broken
into pieces in the sky, but we can't rule out the possibilities
they will develop good missiles one of these days.

Anyway, this NK's desire should be taken more seriously.
I don't want to imagine terrorists have nuke weapons and
use them, but it might happen if we leave NK as it is now.

>>54
You can always try to improve your English here. We can give you links to
some resources, such as online dictionaries and literature-archives.

>>61
Hmm.. I don't quite know. I expect you're a lot safer posting it here than
at /b/, but don't bother. ktan2ch, I think it was. Drop me a message ^^
I'll pop online. Though I have to go soon.

>>63
Okay :) I'm on as tangelogummies (not my main aim name, just for safety)

>>62
This is true. They want to be taken seriously (even though to much of the world
they are a bit of a joke), and they will try to be taken seriously.
Which is why we shouldn't leave them alone, right?

A Chinese dignitary have a big influence about this nuke problem.
He flied to both America and Russia in order to discussed it before the UN decided on
the resolution under article 7.

Japan should arm themself with nukes so that if North Korea nukes Japan, japan can counter-nuke it.

According to some report written by an American person,
they suspect Japan might have nuclear weapons if NK's experimens
continue to go under way. That's why America should pay attention
to Japan, and make sure Japan is under the nuclear umbrella of America.

>>66
No! They should arm themselves with mechas.

>>68
Mechas would be rather inefficient considering how bad the technology is
at the current time, no?

America's hands are tied behind its back in Iraq.
It can't do anything, if North korea goes nuclear on Japan.

>>66
Such a theme will be worth discussing.
Nuclear weapons shouldn't be used casually, but NK is one of the
countries that may actually use them. It's really scary.

k-tan is one serious maji responder.
That's why we love k-tan.

NK is obviously overestimated here.

>>69
Maybe, but it would be every geeks wet dream.

please remember North Korea has the fifth largest army in the world.
Iraq used to have the sixth, though.

>>72
But it's entertaining to take some things literally sometimes. Like if someone
states that they want to build a kite out of squirrels and fly it to the moon,
it can be entertaining to discuss how to actually get the person to achieve hir
goal.

>>70
In a sense, you have a point.
America has been too busy paying attention to Iraq to notice
what happened in Asia. But Bush did sort of good about financial
sanctions on NK, which ironically made NK more resolute on
having nuke weapons. It's a dillenma.

Even if Japan gets nuked, Hiro can turn back the time and save Japan.

>>76
Flying to the moon to take cheese back, you mean. And each squirrel has to have a little box to store it in.

We could harvest it!

>>74
I never said it wouldn't be ;-)

>>75
Oh? Really?
I didn't know NK has such a large number of army people.
But its missiles and tanks and air forces are not so decent,
are they?

>>78
What are you talking about? Who's Hiro?
And there's no time turner thing invented so far.
Are you dreaming?

NO FOOD NO BATTLE

If we hope so, NK will easily disappear on the map.
Bush could say so to mad Kim.

>>82
heroes!
Hiro Nakamura is SUPERHIRO!
(every Monday night on NBC!)

North Korea can annihilate Seoul in a day with its conventional weapons.

>>83
What? NK is fighting for food. They try to get financial help and
rice and other items, intimidating neighboring countries.
No food leads war.

>>85
Haven't heard about him. How can he turn time?
Anyway, that's just a TV program, isn't it?

>>86
That's good news!
Hope to come true.

>>88
Yes, but it's fun to think "oh if he were real..." isn't it?
It has to do with the show; a bunch of people start realizing they have "powers"
He's just one of the many characters in it, and his power has to do with time.

Hiro can bend time and space.
I watch TV v^-^v

>>87
No food leads war.

Korean don't have fighting spirits, but always just words.

>>89
Next stop, Tokyo!

>>89
But South Korea and North Korea were the same country.
Watanabe Miki mentioned on TV that NK will not raid South Korea.
Plus, if NK actually use nukes, the target will be Japan.

>>91
Hiro: "Sutaru Turekku"
Investigator/Interpreter: "He says he can bend the space/time continuim."

I loved how the Investigator got that just out of "Star Trek"

Hmm.. Time for me to run off, I think... Bye all!

Hee hee! /b/tards, nyah! I don't bother with /b/ these days, but I read
/cgl/ pretty regularly.

>>96
Byebye! Same for me, soon. Have to do some cleaning, then I need some sleep.

>>94
But if NK tries to attack Japan, what happens?
Japan would attack back, right? (I know nothing about that area for Japan)

>>90
Yeah. I like fantasy books.
But the problem is real, mundane, and worldly.
We should do something to stop NK conducting unke tests.

>>97
My ex loved nekomimi so he's (I swear) constantly on the Nekomimi board for iichan.

I rarely check 4chan/iichan anymore. I spent my time on other forums, or finding music to get
or (shame!) watching anime/dramas.

>>98
IIRC, Japan's Self-Defence Forces are the third-largest standing army in
the world. I don't think they'd take NK attacking them lightly.

k-tan = sarah

>>102
k-tan != sarah

I would put up a tripcode, but I forgot how. It's a stupid question :(

>>101
Ohh, I see.

maybe

>>101
what?? really? third-largest?? I never heard that
is it budget-wise? wages and prices are high in Japan, you know.

k-tan ≠ merkin
Sarah ≒ merkin

>>98
Nothing we can do about it while NK only tries to do it.
And when NK attacks Japan, US will attack back instead of Japan
under the Japan-US security treaty.
But now that the US is busy with Iraq, japan shouldn't expect much
from America. That's why even some of the people here (not including me)
are insisting Japan should change some law in order that Japan
can defend itself on their own.

>>107
There are probably still more than enough troops over here to send out even with those in Iraq.

Why are you not included?

test

Kim Jon Ill made it clear that NK won't conduct an additional
nuke test. But I must say that he betrayed our trust many times.
His word is not trustworthy.

the head of kim consists of a stone of 100%.

>>108
to put a trip code, write # and any number or letter you like after your name
i put #123456 on name

>>110
Exactly; we don't know if Kim Jong-il will go back on his apology or not.

test

>>112
Thank you!

>>105
Ack, I'm misremembering. It's North Korea with the third-largest
standing army, not Japan. Japan has 239k, NK has 1100k. (That said,
I imagine Japan would still beat NK silly. NK doesn't really have
much in the way of resources or motivation, while Japan does.)

Which do you think is prettier, Gomaki or Ayaya?

>>108
In this case, by "defending itself" I meant pre-emptive attacks.
It was strictly banned by the Constitution of Japan. And I doubt
you know who the prime minister of Japan now is, but prime minister
Abe is known as a grand son of a former prime minister Kishi Nobusuke,
who sent Japanese civic people to war, if I'm correct.
I don't like war. So I don't feel it's a good idea to change laws
easily. Some of the Japanese politicians take advantage of this problem.

>>117
Both were mine.
Gomaki was good response.
Ayaya shouted so loud.

>>117
Ayaya!

Which is prettier, Masafumi Gotou or Matsujun?

Iraq didn't have mass weapons while NK does. Which country is more dangerous?

Yeah that's easy, 99 percent choose Ayaya

>>120
I only know Matsujun so I go with Matsujun.
Masafumi Gotou???
Who is he?? Is he one of Johnny's??

>>117
I'm sorry. Neither is pretty.
I hope girls will not be surgically improved like them.

I thought Yukorin was the most popular here in Japan.
Do you know her fart smells really sweety?

>>122
No, he's the singer for Asian Kung-Fu Generation.
Though Ooki Nobuo from ACIDMAN has a prettier voice than Masafumi. He has really pretty rolled r's.

I think everybody thinks the father of Sun's child is that bald guy.
So naturally, he is not the father because it's too obvious.

By the way Sun picked up English really fast.
I envy her intelligence.
Now, she even understands what Jack or Chalie, or even Sawyer says
To me, Sawyer's English is really difficult.
English spoken in the South is too difficult..

No! Now that it came to light that Yukorin was tarnished by the idiotic
comedian, she is not popular any more. But I really want to smell her
fart, by the way. lol

>>127
Tarnished?

NK's beautiful girls who root for its representatives in sport events
are very famous and popular.

>>125
I see.
The funny thing is I don't know either of them! LOL
But they must be quite goodlookng and popular in Japan because even a girl in the US knows them!

>>128
Yep. Her name was tarnished. She was thought to be a pure girl who's
never dated boys, but her and her bf's photos were taken. She's not
pure any more.

>>128
As you know, Yukorin's popularity used to be based upon her being virgin and mysteriously Korin planetary mysterious.
Now that the wild sex orgy stories have come to light, she is tarnished.

Yukorin is not who she used to be.

Why don't we move to the Planet Korin when the day has come that the earth comes to an end?

>>119
They are yours. Nobody complains about it.

North Korea won't do anything.
What the North korean leadership fears most is its breakup.
They are only concered about their safety
If they go all out war, they are bound to lose.
So they won't do it.

>>136
Your belief will be changed when NK goes out of control.

>>132
Oh :(
I've never cared too much about virginity. Some people like virgins, some people don't.

You guys are full of energy.

>>118
The Economist had a good article about Abe a few weeks ago, right after
he became head of the LDP; it pointed out that (unlike Koizumi) Abe had
no plans to go visit Yasukuni as the Prime Minister. I think that bodes
well for him not wishing to go to war.

>>139
This is a good thing!

Though actually I am not full of energy at all... ._.)

>>138
You don't know what kind of people have been supportive of her.
She betrayed her fans. And you don't know how she acted in press
conferences. She didn't even admit the scandal was true, nor did
she mention it. All she did was pout and frown and make faces.
Her bad image was unchangeable now.

>>142
So she wouldn't even take responsibility for her actions?
That's unkind.

I see why she has a bad image now.

>>140
Good point, merkin. We don't expect him to go to the shrine, at least
until the next summer. He was put under the dillenma.
America put pressure that his belief was dangerous and so Abe changed
a bit. But some of his followers support him because he's right-winged.
So he will show his true colour one of these days after he changes
things as he want.

>Abe had　no plans to go visit Yasukuni as the Prime Minister　？？？

really?? I think that's not true.
Iit's just that he has no plan on saying publically whether he has visited it or not.
If he actually goes, he won't tell it, because it is a private thing not to be disccused domestically or interenationally.
That's his stance on this issue.
Let's not make this an international problem, and move onto more imoportant things.

I was surprised to know there are still someone who gave any thought
to what Gomaki is doing. People thought she had her breasts bigger by
surgery. She's Un-natural, isn't she?

N. Korea will go to war with at least one country.
It may be S. Korea. Maybe Japan.
The most idiotic choice may be waging war against the US.

>>147
That's right. And I'm sure you know that NK is cunning enough.
Kim Jon Ill and his followers know America couldn't actually
attack NK just because they had a nuke test. One, Bush is being bashed
in America because of Iraq war. Two, America is busy with dealing
Iran and Iraq. And three, They know if democratic party of the US wins the next
election, then America's attitude towards NK will change.

What NK is doing seems irrational, but at the same time it makes sense.

I dont think there is any countries around on the earth who would go to war
with America...as long as they dont go totally pissed off.
Well, north Korea seems to be very shrewd. They will exploit
stupid Japanese politicians, perhaps. God, I hate Japanses educational system.

japan may be used as a bargain chip for the NK to avoid war with the US

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Yukorin is pretty. She needs to marry me.
Emma Watson is a drinker. Fukuda Saki is stupid.
Ayaya is busaiku. Gomaki is nothing.

This thread proceeds too rapid for me !
Does anybody know slower one ?

>>152
LOL
you summerize them really good !
IMO, Masami Nagasawa is by far the prettiest girl on this planet.
She is a good actor and sings very well.
She should be the one to lead the entertainment industory in Japan.

>>154
Are you sure Masami sings? Anyway, yes, Masami looks cute, but somehow
I can see through her. I can smell something nasty deep inside her heart
she can't hide from my eyes. She knows very well she's really cute,
how males think of her, and on top of that, she plays like a cute cat.
So I guess many females are irritated to see Masami talking with male talents.
She can charm most of them.

Damn. Almost 200 hundred posts already, and this thread was just started.

But they don't feed the hunger deep inside your soul.

I want to have a rice ball.

You better confess your truth right now!!

I really want to dry your tears from your eyes. What can I do for you?
I hope you don't cry like that in front of your computer.

This thread is finally back on track towards reconstruction.

Anyway, do you know what Zeppo means?
I would really appreciate it if my question were answered.

You are like a meek, obedient cat. I like it.

Kamiya, come here.

Who the hell are you?

It's no fun beating up wimps like you.

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彼『ところで、おたく今レベルいくつ？』
私『いちおう・・・・ふ、ふぉーです』
彼『・・・・・』
私『ちなみに・・・？』
彼『・・・・い、いや、俺もなかなか来れなくってさ、し、しっくすだよ』
『もうすぐ上がれるって言って何ヶ月経ってんだい？』・・・って即ツッコミを入れたかったけど止めておきました＾＾；
しかし、私が今Ｌ４にいることを告げたときの彼の顔といったら・・・ クックック・・・見せたかったですよ（核爆）

>>166
No way!

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>>161
Zeppo? I've never heard the word "zeppo." I have heard of "Zippo" though, which is a brand of lighter.

Did you mean "Zippo?"

>>161, >>171
How about Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo, Zeppo - from The Marx Brothers?

I've never acttually seen the Marx Brothers. The only one I knew was "Groucho Marx"

:(

>>161
Zeppo Marx:
Herbert Marx (February 25, 1901 – November 29, 1979) is best known as Zeppo Marx, the name he used when he performed with his brothers, The Marx Brothers.

gyppo:
Derogatory form of Gypsy, a slang term for travelling people, usually of Romanian origin. They steal your pegs and try to sell you lucky heather.

zeppo:
An intentional peep at another man's testicles while urinating in a bathroom.

Zeppo:
One person in a group or gang that is either used, ignored, and/or stepped on quite frequently.
Came into common use with the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 3 Episode, "The Zeppo", in which it was highlighted that a particular member of a gang was simply the uncool one. This has various effects on how we use the word today.
The word "Zeppo" is also used in reference to a person in a group who simply doesn't fit, be it because of their lack of coolness or other negative attributes.

do you listen to podcasts?
what are your favorite podcasts?

>>177
I don't have an ipod, but I have listened to a couple of podcasts.
My favorites were the ones from Project Runway (Do you have that?)

If not, Project Runway (it has three seasons so far) is a show about
clothing designers competing against eachother. It's good.

I washed my ipod with my laundry.
I need to buy a new one.

podcast about behind the scenes of a TV show
it seems interesting
but the show itself is not avairable...

>>180
There are videos up on www.bravotv.com of the designers.
This third season just finished airing here on Wednesday night.

lolz~ uh...*sigh* exam is just finished...but I am studying again..
but this time, I am enjoying because it's some translation about
U.S. violent crime. I like these words; FBI, nonnegligent manslaughter（意図的な殺人）
forcible rape（強姦）,robbery(窃盗), aggravated assault offnses(加重暴行）, etc...
MUHAHAHA *evil laugh*

When I have some questions, I might come
over here and ask one of the natives...may I? Thanks in advance! (^^)/~

Sure!

I'll help in any way I can. :)

Aso Taro, the minister of the foreign affairs department, got in contact
with the President of South Korea, in order to tell him that Japan doesn't
make South Korea participate in the financial sanction which is planed
to be effective sooner or later. One reason why Aso was soft on SK was
that he knows perfectly well SK is put in a difficult position:
Under the name of the Sun policy, SK has given financial aid to NK,
and done business in a joint effort to improve their relations.

Perhaps, Aso was right. If he asked South Korea for help
in reference to this matter, some SK people would feel unindependent
and stiffened, as a result of which SK took sides with NK.
As Japanese people are irritated when America takes indirect control of Japan,
we don't feel independent. That's why I think Aso's decision was right.

>>184
I don't understand your logic.
Pushing South Korea makes it side with North korea? is that it?

>>185
As I pointed out, South Korea is in difficult position.
SK has powerfully and financially supported NK at least for 5 years.
And in the meanwhile, Japan and South Korea has not been in friendly terms with each other.

If Japan tries to push SK hard, then it's obvious that some of the SK people( who don't like
Japan) start to say "SK should act like an indepent country".
I mean, no wonder SK might start to give NK financial aid. That's not
the result Japan is asking for.

Get it?

Do you think Japan should also arm itself with nuke weapons
just to make sure we defend itself from NK's threats?

China and Russia (also South Korea) prefer North Korea to be
more active.

>.<.....just ignore my post...(I'm just talking to myself)

I am crying crying crying....really hard...(号泣）
hidoiyo~~ he hurts me too much..
and never notice why he hurts me!!
(but that was my fault...I had to concentrate on my study
but instead...I called that boy and talked...) *dies for real*

It was so happy to have stayed with him last week...*sigh*
(even it was only few telephone
conversations...) I felt like heaven when I was with him on a telephone line..
But....but next day he suddely showed me his fake pictures with his gf one after another.
That really broke my heart. And just now, he was nice but...he pretended as somebody else.
That's ok...but I am so tired...to act like that anymore... I just want to be treated
normal when I am in school...

school girl stinks

Don't take your anger out on her. Even if her B.O.'s so awful, you can keep
away from her.

>>184
太陽政策 is Sunshine Policy, not Sun polisy, I think.
You love talking about politics, don't you.
You are always talking about NK and all.
What's so intersting about politics if I may ask?

>>190
>his fake pictures

What do you mean by this, fake picture?

>>193
For what it's worth, we can talk about anything we want here.
And for your info, it's not only I who love talking about politics, though.

>we can talk about anything

I know we can talk about "anything" here but all you are talking about
is politics so I asked the question.

>>193
means it is not exactly his real pictures. But kind of photoshoppped
pics. I dunno. Maybe just for fun? He wanted to make me laugh or
intentionally wanted to hurt my feeling....I never know.

stinks....tte? UH?? that's an awful word...(｀▽´#)

>>191
I would smell her stinky body odor.
After her perspiration dried, salty smell travels through the air
around her. Why don't you smell it too?

>>195
And I don't think I am always talking about politics.
What give you the idea?

>>196
Take a shower, why don't you?

>>199
Omaemona~~ lolz~~(｀▽´)

>>197
opps for got you too..Omaemona~~ lolz~~(｀▽´)

>>193
>>195
NK nuke probrem is what is going on now. I don't talk that much of that kinds of topics though.
Politics is not silly topics as much as Yukorin or Ketsuge burger.

>>197
It's good to smell or lick a girl's armpit if she is gorgeous.

But remember, school girl is a real ugly girl. lol

To answer your question, however, talking about Politics is
exchanging one's opinions about what the world should be like,
how you want it to be. It's really interesting.
Sometimes we are agreed on things, but as you know, it depends
on people how to look things over.

school girl is not even a school girl but a midlle age man with bald hair and fatty love handles who loves to pretend

>>203
She's not so ugly a girl, that she is not.
Your ideal may be too high. SG may look good enough.

So smell it!!

>>204
>it depends on people how to look things over.

what do you mean by that?

>>202
Ketsuge burger is preferable to me.

lolz~~seems like many negative minded ppl are here now...*makes me more tired...*

better go back to study....bye~~ (´ー`)/~~

>>207
Well, each person has an opinion about something.
The way of seeing things is different from each other.

>>206
She said herself that she is ugly.

>>209
What are you studying, ugly girl?

>>210
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you retarded or what?

First of all, you've got to see things inside, then you can find the way to Ikeda Taisaku.

>>209
Just because one person spoke bad about you doesn't mean
everyone here is negative. You don't want to expect everyone
to love you. But yes, you don't need to stay here when
you don't want to. Bye for now.

>>214
Shut up, bitch.

>>213
I don't understand what you mean.

>>213
you mean Ikeda Daisaku, right? LOL LOL LOL

lolz~
Let's talk about Ketsuge burger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you think she is doing now?
Do you think she is in Tokushima now or went back to Osaka, her hometown?
Do you think will employee of Sanyo electric company, ketsuge burger's
boyfriend get married ti her?

>>216
Hey, I mean, there is always one thing people have to believe in, like, the water boils at 100 centigrade, you know what i mean?
Well, I know now you understand what i mean, but let me tell you, why don't you believe in Jesus Christ?

I don't understand why you think school girl is ugly.
She may not be beautiful, but she said she looked good.
Gorgeous looking girls are sometimes nasty inside her shell,
so I'd say school girl is not the kind. Why don't we see the bright
side?

Oh shit I'm totally fucked up, so wasted that I cannot write properly, have a good night guys!

I don't think it's wise to talk about Ketsuge burger of all the topis we can choose from...lol
Anyway, I think the fist thing she did after all the Ketsuge Burger breakout was to shave her Ketsuge LOL

Who do you think is a gorgeous girl?
Madonna?

>>218
What does she do now...?
She made me laugh, but I feel she's stupid.

Kanou-sisters are considered gorgeous, I guess.

And sold her ketsuge at Yahoo auction?

>>227
that wouldve been fun!! LOLOLO

>>226
You must be kidding! What do you see in them?

>>224
Ysuko Mitsuura

>>224
I think Mrs.Devi is so gorgeous.

>>230
She's yours.

>>230
LOL~~!!!
Could you elaborate why you think she is gorgeous?

I don't think even a bit of ketsuge grows around school girl's anus.

It's impossible to sell her ketsuge. She doesn't have ketsuge.

>>234
I'm school girl now but I REALLY have some ketsuge.

>>236
You better fall in love with Mitsuura that you do.

>>237
What do you mean? Who is Mitsuura?

>>233
She is intelligent and has pretty good figure.
She is warm-hearted.

>>239
Now I understand why you think school girl is ugly.

Let's say you can buy one underhair of Horikita Maki, how much money
would you pay for it?

>>239
I agree.

>>241
Not that I wanted to, but some fanatic of her might spend milions.
Anyway, you can't make ketsuge burger from underhair.
It's useless.

I'm certain school girl is prettier than Mitsuura. lolz~~

They might have a similar (good) sense of humor, though.

>>239
Do you want Mitsuura's ketsuge?

you know k-tan looks like Angelina Jolie. she said that herself.

>>245
What do you mean by "they"? Who're they?

I thought she denied it a couple days ago.

I strongly believe school girl looks like Maki Horikita.

>>248
Mitsuura and SG.

>>246
To be honest, I don't want.

If I had to choose, Sarina Suzuki or Yasuko Mitsuura as my wife,
I might choose Matsuura.

Suzuki Sarina is just a Yankee without class.

>>251
No way is she such a kind! She's different from Mitsuura!!!

>>250
Don't you see school girl working outside?

>>252
ok, you go for Ayaya. that's very understandable

>>247
No. To be exact, one of or some of her friends said she looks like Angelina.
K-tan herself denied that she looks like her.

school girl has big boobs. Don't you like boobs?

>>255
Hey! Ayaya is busaiker than SG!
SG is kawaii!!

I love boobs of course.

I can suck and lick them for 24 hours.

>>256
but that's just her humility showing up
you deny those flatterly of cousse not to look arrogant

>>259
Then school girls will turn you on! Her boobs smells good
and taste nice. She puts hanny on her boobs!

>>260
Maybe you are right.

>>261
Her armpit stinks. I will faint if I smelled her armpit.

school girl himself is with us as one of, us trying his best to make school girl look good
it's too obvious, though

>>263
Which number post, for example?

Do you want to taste her big boobs?

>>263
So schoolgirl is a fat boy prentending to be a girl?

>>266
No way! Are you deluded or concussed?
She has big enough boobs! No boys wear a bra like she does!!

>>267
I've seen some guys with fairly large boobs....
But they were made of fat!

>>266
Don't be taken in.
We are just having fun as if she were middle-aged man.
I think she IS a real school girl.

>>268
Who are you kidding?
I don't think the guys you met wore a bra!

>>268
LOLOL you are good!!

School girl is a pretty and cute girl, I'm way sure of that.

>>270
No, they didn't. It was a gross thing to see though :(

>>269
Do you think I am a real 17-year-old American girl? (I am! So
schoolgirl could be real too!)

lolz~~

I think school girl's boobs are beautifully shaped. *blush*
Perhaps she doesn't put any honey on her boobs, yet they smell
really nice like soap.

>>273
May I ask...How big are your boobs?

>>273
I ask you to grow your underhair for two months.

And let me buy the right to shaving it off and bring back the underhair
with me. How much money do I need to pay to you?

>>275
Averaged sized. I can give my height/weight/measurements!

>>276
I'd buy her ketsuge, if I were you.

>>276
I'll deline.

>>273
You upload your naked photo with your face hidden to an uploader
and let us starving wolves erect rock-hard!
What do you think?

>>278
What is a ketsuge?

And I made a mistake, I meant to say *decline.

>>281
That's hair growing around anal.

>>282
No joke?

>>282
Don't you know "mixi"?

>>277
I wonder if your back or shoulders become stiff because of the weight of
your boobs. I hope your boobs smell good, too.

Oh,I'm sorry...>>284 is for >>283

ketsu is buttocks
ge( or ke) is hair

ketsuge is buttocks hair, especially hair around the ass hole

>>282
No joke.

Ketsu means butt and ge or ke means hair.

>>287
Well, awesome, I learn something new everyday. I was asking
yesterday what a "ketsuge burger" was (someone said they wanted
a ketsuge burger), but no one said what it was.

a "ketsuge burger" reminds me of scatporn.

>>285
No, my breasts aren't THAT large :)

>>284
"mixi"?

Hey!! Don't pay too much attention to Sarah!!
I prefer School girl whose boobs are big!!

>>280
>>280
>>280
>>280

to Sarah

>>290
Did she say her boobs are big in the past?

How big?

Don't you have any other topics to talk about?

I'm sure that your mother crys.

>>291
I would rather see skinny asian guys with glasses, than have 2ch boys
see my picture naked and get hard from it.

School girl's skin is finer than Sarah!
Once you touch her, you'll get haunted with her.

>>292
Yes, she did. I'm sure at least hers are bigger than Sarah's.

if you lie sideways, your buttocks looks like a hamburger, if there is extremely thick hair in the crack of buttocks

2 buns = ass cheeks
meat in the middle = ketsuge

>>294
Hey do you like skinny guys with glasses rather than great build athleat type?

>>289
Mixi is very very famous website, you should google it.
A shoking happening called "Ketsuge burger accident" happend on mixi.

Personally, I love to press my face beween Sarah's boobs...

>>297
I shave that hair. It's gross.

>>298
Yes! I don't like lots of muscles; it's not pleasing.

>>299
Oh, I see. Can you explain it to me?

>>299
What's Ketsuge burger accident? What happened, exactly?

>>297
I tried to explain where the expression ketsuge burger came from but
gave up because of my lack of skills to describe it.

You did a good job!

hay guys i found a cool site www.lemonparty.org

Sarah！！！
I googled scatporn....
you made me do it....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>302
I looked it up just now; a photograph of a girl got leaked off of Mixi.jp

Which girl do you like better, School girl or Sarah?
I guess you prefer school girl as I do.

>>304
Sup again /b/

>>305
Hahahahhaha, Oh goodness I'm sorry, I'm so so so sorry!

Hey, I don't want Sarah more popular among people here.
She's nasty!! Why don't we go back to school girl?
She's cheerful and funny and humorous! Plus, her boobs are
really appealing to us male posters!!

>>307
Of course Sarah hands down.
She is knowlegeble and intelligent and funny. I respect her.

school girl is a middle-aged pervert pretending to be a school girl.

>>309
Schoolgirl isn't around right now though!
Though schoolgirl is better than I am, that's true.

>>308


actually that fine-ass post was courtesy of byob

Ketsuge burger photos... I missed the biggest chance of seeing
real ketsuge burger.lol

<The story of Ketsuge burger.> episode 1

One man made a habit of taking advantages of Peer to peer software
to exchange files which are more often than not illegal in the
terms of copy right and porn movie files.

There are several viruses desigend for the p to p software.
One of the virus is very vicious and if you are infected with it,
all of the files including document files, movies files and
image files on your hard disk are released into the P to p software's
network.

to be continued....

>>312

Oh shi. $10 someone knows who I am by now then. oshioshioshi

>>Sarah>>302
Uh, It's difficlt for me to explain the accident...but I'll try to that.

At first, do you know "share"? This soft allow user to exchange use's file like Winny.
O.K? To be continued.

>>311
Of course, she isn't!
But it's nothing to do with you.

lots of " to be continued..."here, lol

Do any of you really download the photos of ketsuge burger?

HAHA, I'm>>316.
>>314 did good job, so I'll entrust him with that accident.

>>316
Yes, I use a couple of peer to peer programs for finding music and
anime.

>>319
Not particularly.

I want to see ketsuge burger photos.

>>308
At least you didn't mention tubgirl.

Hah, I can't believe most of you idiotic males are easilly taken
in by the American girl.

>>323
This is true :)
Wasn't tubgirl originally a japanese shock photo?

>>321
WOW.I want your HDD!! What kinds of music and anime do you have?

<The story of Ketsuge burger.> episode 2

The man who works for Sanyo electric, which is a multinational corporation
and maybe Sarah have heard of the name tried to get an erotic anime game
through the p to p network called "share." He did.
But unfortunately the game file he got was infected with the virous
and when he click on a file in the game file, all of his files stored
in his hard drive are released in the p to p network.

to be continued..

I like school girl better than Sarah. I don't know why, but
my spider sense told me I should better choose School girl.

>>326
Right now I only have a 20GB, an 80GB, and a laptop with a 30GB.

I have Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu, Ouran Koukou Host Bu (Ouran Highschool Host Club),
NANA, Bartender (the 2nd episode airs soon, right?), Honey & Clover,
and some of Eureka Seven.

As for music, http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/396/1006musicabm5.jpg
is a picture that lists most of my music (I've gotten more since the
last time I updated that).

>>327
Thank you for this!

Share the photo of ketsuge burger with me, pls.

>>325
I believe so, yeah; encyclopediadramatica agrees.

hello
which boobs do you like best?
ttp://convini.ddo.jp/imguploader/src/up1407.jpg

Even if school girl is not around now, I won't betray her.
I'm her loyal fan anytime of the day.

<The story of Ketsuge burger.> episode 3

The problem is on his hard drive, he had stored lots of photos of
his girlfriend and himself traveling around Japan and photos where
his girlfriend are doing blow job to him and photos where she
show her pussy. What's called ketsugeburger photo was of course
included. After all the girl's nick name comes form the photo that
looks like a humbergur.

I said, all forms of his documents were spreaded into the p to p
network. E-mail mmessages he had recieved and excel file of his
company has spreat into the network.

From his e-mai, his real name and her girlfriend's name was known
to everybody.

The story didn't stop there....

to be continued...

Here's a picture of my media folder that I just updated.
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/4171/1006wa3.jpg

There were a few things that aren't on the other one.

>>335
Thank you again! This is informative.

I don't know if sarah is popular here, but I'm sure how much
school girl caught attention from males. Her contribution to
the thread is awesome. So I'm still on school girl's side.
She will show up again to amuse us!

Hey, the storyteller, can I ask you one thing?
Did you have the ketsuge burger photo?
How does it look? Beautiful?

Sarah, do you want to see the photo?

>>339
Nah, I'll pass. I don't really like pubic hair. It's kind of gross.

<The story of Ketsuge burger.> episode 4

Both the guy and his girlfriend happened to be members of Mixi, which is
a social networking site boasting more than 600 million members,
biggest of its kind in Japan.

In mixi, it's considered to be a good thing and recommended for members to reveal
their real name.

One crazy man put her naked photo he had gotten through the p to p
software in mixi for her friends to see.

That made it possible for her old friends in her schooldays and current
friends to see her photo where she is doing blow jobs and the photo where
she spread her legs naked and ketsuge burger photo.

What a tragedy. He and his girl friend soon deleted their accounts
of mixi and dessapeared into thin air and we now have know idea what
they are doing now.

Thie real name and where they work and the name of their alma mater
and all personal information imaginable were open to public because
of the p to p share and Mixi...

This is called ketsugeburger incident.

I'm dead tired trying to explain what ketsugeburger incident was.
I need pats on the back or a blow job or two from Sarah... hahaha

That's pretty horrible.

I bet the girlfriend was fairly pissed.

♥♥♥♥
Thank you very much for explaining it! I would give you a pat on
the back (not a blowjob!)

>>341
Pachi-Pachi-Pachi-Pachi!!
You write very well!!

So did you get the ketsuge burger photo?

>>344-345
Thank you very much!
I think my writing skills improved thanks to ketsuge burger incident. hehe

Seriousely though, I hope they don't commit a suiside or anything.

>>347
Not to worry. I don't know who they are, what her ketsuge is like,
and the photo is not available online! So time can make people forget
this incident.

yes i have all the ketsuge burger related photos, making sure this incident will not be forgotten for the future generations.

>>348
Yeah, that would be best for the parties involved.

>>349
You are funny. Well, I think you can't
download them any more. Where can I get them? That's
impossible. So this incident will be forgotten.

>>348
I hope so but the reality is that we can get the photos of her
even in 2ch. More often than not, her photos were shared with 2 channelers
by uploading her photos to various uploader on the Internet.

>>351
you are naive

Okay guys, I'm going to watch a show for a while.

Have fun! (And thank you again for explaining that incedent!)

Will the girl friend file a law suit against the boyfriend, or are they still together?
uhmmmmm, kinda curious.

>>352
I use 2ch, but I didn't know about the incident and I don't know
how to learn about their names. So only a part of 2ch and mixi users
know it. They won't kill themselves for this. Perhaps, however,
they are likely to break up.

Plus the man's family name is very rare.
I've heard less than 20 families in Japan have his family name.
I can't tell it here though.

If she get married to him, her familyname changes to the rare name.

like the 911 terror attacks or holocaust or Atomic bombs in hirosima and Nagasaki or NangKing genocide
there are things that must not be forgotten .
ketsuge burger is one of them

>>Sarah
Thanks for uploading!
I could find some names of Japanese music group in the picture.
I'd like to exchange Japanese music with you, LOL.

>>354
See you!

>>356
Maybe you are right. I don't know how many people got her naked photos
and know their real names but I hope not many.

308 ：Sarah ◆R9J85veOuw ：2006/10/21(土) 16:48:50
>>304
Sup again /b/


↑ what's this "sub again /b/ mean?"

>>354
See you again!

>>358
I don't even know what the ketsuge burger is like and what their names are.
And many Japanese women's naked pictures are uploaded online so
this ketsuge girl will not remembered. She's just one of them.

Where can I take a look at the photos?

I want to see school girl's ketsuge burger.

>>363
Ketsuge girl's name is Mayuko.
Her friends and old classmate saw Mayuko's pussy picture...
She never meet her friends I think.

What if school girls have a munage burger between her boobs?lol

>mayuko　ketsugeに該当するページが見つかりませんでした。
Phew, her name is not searched by google.
She can live!

>>338
Sorry I missed your message.
I don't do p to p network but I got those photos including
ketsuge burger shot. I love erotic photos but I don't store
erotic movie or erotic photos on my PC.
So I deleted all of them after I saw them

万由子　ケツ毛 の検索結果 約 9,100 件

OH NO!

>>369
You deleted them all? Oh, a bit sad.
I wanted to see them. Thanks anyway.

I, for one, stored such kind of movies, though. lol
Hmm, I should care not to get infected with computer virous.

>>371
Oh my goodness!!
She must be so shocked.

>>338
Sorry again, my post 337 doesn't answer your question completely.

>How does it look? Beautiful?

To be frank, She is my type. I couldn't believe a girl like her
spread her legs naked and all. But as for the Ketsugeburger photo,
it didn't look beautiful.

I think she was kind of forced to be shot naked by his boyfriend
and there's a possibility she didn't know he had stored her naked
photo. なぜなら、彼女のえろ写真だけが隠しファイル扱いになってたらしいから。

>>373
Thanks for the precise info! So she's cute..
You tincled my interest. I take it from what you said
she's twenty or something.
Well, I feel sorry for her, but at the same time I want to
see the photos. What a bad guy I am.

I want to eat Ketsuge burger, don't you?

>>374
She is cute on my standard but some who saw her doesn't think she is.
She graduated from MA coruse and has just started working isince this
spring so she is around 24.

>Well, I feel sorry for her, but at the same time I want to
see the photos. What a bad guy I am.

I know how you feel and you are not bad at all. That's what man is all about.

今晩は

>>377
今晩は

>>377
ブルーアイ？
だったら
メアド教えて

>>377
Hey you!

外人のくせに日本語使うなヴォヶ

禿げ上がるほどに。

>>379
はい、私はブルーアイって外人です。でも、メアドを書き込む事はとても恥ずかしいです （笑い)

Is "blue eyes" a derogative term?
What's a common derogative term for whites in japan? I'm curious...

>>380
bonsoir

>>381
くせ...私は? =(　　日本語ちゃんと教えてください!

あいかわらずきちがいがおおいね。

on my way to work this morning a japanese tourist snapped a candid photo of me!
I'm going to be famous in japan!

>>385
Whyd did the tourist want to take a picture of you? Did you happen to be stark naked or something?

>>386
I think he was trying to take a pic of his girlfriend + scenery.
We were at a particularly scenic part of the transit route, but
I just happened to be in the way and ruined his shot.

>>387
Thax, and although I'm not 379, I might as well try to answer your questions.
To be honest, I don't know of any derogative terms for 'whites' in Japanese, and
'blue-eyes' is never a derogative term either.
I thought people usually admire 'blue-eyes' in any country.
Sorry for the boring answers, couldn't come up with any punch line~~

"Gaijin" is the derogatory term itself, I guess.
If you want to add a punchline to your posting, just use this:)
>>388

Don't go away

>>389
That's what some people, especially foreigners in Japan say, and they get offended
when Japanese say 'Gaijin', but is the term really derogatory?
I think it depends very much on 'how' you say it, is it not?

>>388
Thanks

>>392
Where are you from?

>>393
加奈陀

>>394
how come you write such good japanese?

>>247
What >>256 said. ^-^

>>332
Umm.. But that site isn't anything you should believe, you know...
It's a parody wiki, not an actual wiki... It's got some brilliant joke pages here and there.. but yeah...

K-tan, do you speak Japanese?

>>391
Gaijin means "outside person", or "outsider". That's why
foreigners in Japan hate this term. Some of them, especially
who are seriously studying Japanese culture, hate it because
they want to be accepted and assimilated into Japanese people.

>>397
Not yet. But I guess it's inevitable that I will learn Japanese properly
in the future, as my boyfriend's studying Japanese and might want to move to
Japan for a longer period of time in a decade or so.

>>398
I see, then I guess the term 'Gaikoku-jin' is also hated among foreigners?

>>400
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaijin
may be rather enlightening for you.

>>400
IMHO, Gaikoku-jin literally means a foreigner, and I don't see
it as a derogatory form.
This page explains the words gaikokujin and gaijin in detail.

http://www.tvwiki.tv/wiki/Gaijin

>>399
Do you talking about your lover?

>>398
What you mentioned make them misunderstanding.
Gaijin doesn't mean "outside person", or "outsider".
It's not even like nigger or jap.
We could say Gaijin-san. It sounds very friendry.

>>400
Then what should we use the term for foeigners?

>>403
My beloved, my angel, my boyfriend, my significan other, my fiancé - whatever
really. He's still as lovely regardless of which label I'd refer to him with ^-^

In Canada, Asians who learn English and properly integrate into society
are well accepted... as for the others, we label them ignorant FOBs
(Fresh Off the Boat)

>>404
Gaijin-san only sounds friendly if people don't have a better word for you,
i.e. if they know you that little that your visual aspect is all they know
about you. Wouldn't it be more polite to refer to someone who one knows under
a profession or similar by their profession or name, rather than the non-ethnical
Japanese look of theirs? I don't really know, but the impression I've gotten
is that such usage is what many object to (as well?).
But yeah, that's just my opinion (as opposed to people who want the word gaijin
banned or something). I don't really mind it, as long as it's not used to overshadow
more important features about a person.

>>405
I don't see what do you men.Yes or No?

>>408
And I'm not too sure about what you're still asking O.o;;
I'm in a serious longterm (longdistance at the moment) relationship,
I usually refer to him as my boyfriend or my S.O. (Significan Other).

>>405
oh fiancé?
when did he propose??

>>407
I see
I wouldn't be happy either if my friend who I knows call me foreigner. It's like that.
It doesn't mean any discrimination when Japanese people say Gaijin to foreigner.

>>411
Yeah, some foreigners over-react when they are called Gaijin,
but as someone already mentioned, the term Gaijin is very different from
Jap or Nigger etc.

>>410
He didn't really propose.
We've more of discussed the topic on many occasions and decided that
we want to get married once we actually live together (as opposed to living
in different countries). Nothing fancy, just indefinitely engaged. No rings
or anything at this point, because it would feel rather silly to do something
like that before being able to set an actual wedding date.
Though we'll probably do something to celebrate once we live together. ^-^
Not sure on how the symbolic proposing would go, apart from being
pretty amusing and cute. We're not really oldfashioned in that aspect either,
so who gets to do the honors isn't really decided. Nor if we're actually
going to have one of us do that, maybe we'd just celebrate. I don't really
know, we haven't bothered discussing the specifics at this point, as we're
not likely to get married for at least three if not five-six years (both of
us are studying at universities, and I won't be done with my education for
five years or so, and he somewhere around the same or more, depending
on what he decides to do later).

>>409
Oh,I see! You have a sexfriend.

>>414
Heh, no.
I don't have a sexfriend/fuckbuddy. I'm sorry for ruining your fantasies.

k-tan...

It's well planned but not romantic.

>>417
how are you planning to propose?

>>417
It's okay though :-D We have it good, so our lives don't have to be constantly
romantic ^-^ I already have more than enough romantic memories to last me a
decade the least.. xD
Besides, sadly long-distance relationships ensure that one has to plan well
and not rigidly if one really wants the whole thing to last.

>>418
I didn't think about propose yet,
But, I will marry with my girl friend sometime

Hi all.
Erm being a forienger I wanna know whether it will be lots of considerations if I want to marry a Japanese girl.
In my region the girls are just too bad.

>>420
wow, many happy people on this thread!
congrats!!

>>422
Maybe this is the only threads that I can fully understand. lol

>>421
Are you worried about old rituals or tranditions, and stuff?
There are many foreign men happily married to Japanese women, actually.

>>424
Na, something more practical.
Being a forienger in Japan may not have the life as good as the native has.
If my wife don't wanna move out, I have to consider this.
I need to understand the situation before something further.

As long as you are not Arabic.

>>426
What's wrong with Arabic? lol

>>426
Is there anything wrong with the combination between Japanese and Arabic?

some countries in arab restrict rights of women.

>>419
Judging from what you have written so far, you sound like a down-to
earth person.

Did you read about the Ketsuge burger incident written above?
What do you think about it? Do you use peer to peer file
exchange software?

>>423
I don't really recommend you to live in Japan.
You are Canadian right? You can find Japanese girl overthere.

>>428
Japanese girl like white or Japanese. Some like black and korean.
I am not 426 though.

>>429
Oops. But I don't think Arabic with such mind could even move a Japanese girl.

Hmm.. I think I need to go... I'll be back later.

>>430
I read the story, yeah. I pity the girl.
I used to use Imesh many years ago, and DC++, but nowadays I only use bittorrent,
and that not often.

>>431
Na, somewhere just nearby you. Hong Kong.
I've made a visit to Sapporo 2 years ago. That place is really good for living: fresh air, cool summer, low density, and a slow pace of life.
I've considered moving to there for study and work, but since the situation is totally blur in my mind, I've abandoned that.
I have no more fantasy on Hong Kong girls, they are just too arrogant. Maybe I'm not good enough to reach their requirement, but they are not very good comparing with girls in nearby region.
Chatting with you guys may bring me a clearer picture.

I pity the fool.

>>413
oh I see... well I hope for the best for you two (but cmon you know
you want him down on one knee proposing with a ring that better be damn
expensive and fancy)

>>431
yeah lots of cute Japanese girls here in west canada,
just how to hook up with them I have no clue

>>436
I don't see what's wrong with canadian girls in the first place.

Suspect Muroi is very intersting.
But you are cromers of lolita complex.

hi, foreigner monque.

>>434
I don't really think chatting with us help you to find Japanese girl friend.
This chatting room is polluted by freakin' school dude(mostly guy).
Any way, Sapporo is nice place to live.

Anyone here watched the drama <<たった一つの恋>>?
Hong Kong girls are just like the rich bitches in the club, except having the wealth.
BTW Ayase Haruka looks really 萌え inside.

Haruka has a huge chin.
It's freakish.

>>440
OK. I'll continue my study on Japanese Language first. LOL.
Indeed, finding a girl friend is a difficult task.

But her large tits can not betray her fans.

>>442
Erm, but she looks attractive to me.

Hey.

sup.

>>446
Ayase Haruka's popularity has gone down the drain.
Dramas with her in them are always boring and record low ratings.
She has a problem with acting.

You should watch ones with Masami Nagasawa in them.
Her acting is really convincing.

this thre is contaminated with dirty small guys wearing foreigners.

>>448
I'm watching the new drama <<Sailor Suit and Machine Gun>>.
Masami acts real cool. I like the Aki act by her in <<Cries for Love in the Centre of the World>>.
Well, I can't make a comment on her performance in the new drama yet, but I'm looking forward to that.

Haruka's drama? Honestly, I watch Haruka's drama for watching Haruka's only. The story is too typical.

>>450
Sekai no Chuunshin de, Ai wo Sakebu?
(Crying Out Love, In the center of the World)

I've only seen the movie.

>>424
Ohh, what about the other way around?

I like the look of some Japanese guys, but I don't think I'd want to
have a relationship/get married with one. I've heard bad things about
the way Japanese/other Asian men treat women.
Any truth to it?

Also, good morning!

>>451
Not so bad as much as American women do

>>452
As American women treat other women?

>>451
That's the one. I haven't watch the drama version too. At the time that it announced, I thought Haruka can't act.

Well in Asia things are changing. Female's position are just going balance with male's.
Coming along with the equal education opportunity, Female are having the ability that male had in the past in the society.

The traditional "man-dom" may still exist, but reducing.
Try making a Japanese boy friend and you may feel that.

>>453
As American women treat men.
Compared with Japanese girl, American women have pure mind. But, they are stronger and more agressive.

>>456
Japanese girl don't have pure mind? Oh shit LOL.

>>451
>I've only seen the movie.

You must have gotten it by peer to peer infringing copyright.
I have just called the police. :D

And Good night!

Japanese girls are no longer innocent like they used to be.
Sure they look more innocent than American girls, but
actually they are not.
Asian women now are getting stronger.

>>455
Hahah, American women don't have pure minds at all.

>>454
None around here! I would love to find a cute skinny asian boy
who wears glasses (I like glasses), but it's kind of hard when there
aren't any around.

But white guys are good too, and there's more of them.

I understand what you mean about men and women becoming more
and more equal. It's a good thing! Do you know what the term
"glass-ceiling" means?

>>459
I look for your explaination.

>>451
good morning america.

those things are things of the past
japan has its fair share of abusive husbands but not so much more than the western world

>>457
I didn't use a peer to peer software to get it :)

As for other shows that I've watched (anime and such), as long as
it's not licensed in the US it's legal for people to sub the shows
in English and send them out through peer to peer clients for
people to download.

>>460
It's a term that describes how sometimes, there's an "invisible-ceiling"
that women/some minorities can't get higher then. Does that make
sense?

>>461
So abusive husbands exist just as much as they do here?

America is fussing about rampant Chinese piracy.
But the fact is, Americans the one doing it the most.

>>463
Kind of. Abstract. LOL.

>>464
Well, there is a difference between Chinese bootlegging and
America's piracy. In piracy, the creator is usually credited and
given for free.
With bootlegging, you have to pay for it. That said, I have bought
a few things that were bootlegged.

How big is piracy in Japan?

Grass seiling is kind of like a barrier in corporate ladder.
Companys declair on surface employees have the same opprtunity to promote
but in reality, there is a unequality between male and female employees.

Grass is transparent and there seems to be no ceiling above but
actually there is a ceiling or barrier that prevent women from
promoting in a company.

>>465
Mmm, here's a scenario:
A woman is a good employee in a company, she works hard and she gets
promoted a few times, and she continues working hard to continue
getting promoted. Instead of continuing to be promoted, she's kept
where she's at, and people (male) who don't work as hard as she does
get promoted instead of her.

I think that should explain it a little better.

Do you think American ketsuge burger is tasty?

>>467
I think you mean "glass." Grass isn't transparent; it's green!

>>467 >>468
Thanks. I get the picture now.

Hell talking about burgers, I missed the half-raw egg burger in Asahikawa. Damn tasty, but can't be found in Hong Kong.

>>470
You are right. I made a typical mistake common among Japanese English
learners. Shame on me. :(

But as for explanation about glass ceiling, mine is a little bit better
if you ignore few grammatical mistakes in my writing. hahaha.
I am being arrogant.

a few

I wish I had ketsuge burger.

>>473
You're right, it is better :) I'm not very good at explaining
concepts.

I don't mean to offend when I correct someone! It may seem odd, but saying
"grass is transparent" makes me laugh trying to imagine it.

>>466
ah! i get your point.. money-making pourpose vs private enjoyment! you are wise!

I think piracy in japan is no different than in any other place.
and mostly for private purpose.

Winny or Share has caused alot of leaking problems.
A lot of confidential lists or docments are being circulated throught those P2P networks even right now.
You can get bunch of them if you want to take a look.
Stupid government officials use those softwares without fundamental knowledge of the interenet
and get virus that do the uploading.
But they rarely get fired. Bearoucracy is very rigid in Japan. They don't easily admit mistakes.

>>477
Well, how about the IT security policy in Japanese Government now?
Strong enough?

Hilary Clinton is going to be the next leader of the free world.
Glass ceililng no more for women.

>>477
In that case, how about a more light hearted topic? :)

What bands do you like? Any language.

>>475
You should see if you've got one.
I think you'll be surprised.
Mine is really ugly. It's got sesame all over.

>>480
M-flo. I love Lisa's vocal, and their Soul X HipHop fusion. Too bad they dismissed.
Recently I like Hirai Ken and Hitoto You. Their songs really touches me.
I don't like Cantonese POP. Holy crap in terms of lyrics, melodies and the singers.

>>482
Are you chinese?
What about Fay Wong? "Eyes on me" brings back memories as well as
bring tears to my eyes.

I've been dreaming all these days...

Eyes on me is the theme song of Final Fantasy 8 !!
The song is really good. The game itself is not as good.

>>482
If you like M-flow, you'll like soul'd out, too.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FLMkAUJ3uTk

>>482
I've never heard Cantonese Pop.

I mostly listen to English indie music and some J-indie music now.
A good friend of me introduced me to a few bands.

>>484
Yep I'm from Hong Kong.
Faye Wong is a legend.

Ketsuge is easily pulled off and it's qutie painless.
Important thing to remember is do it quickly.
Do it on the spur of the moment.
And yours can be as good as baby's

>>485
Yeah, that's what I think.

By the way, I wonder if some of the lines of the song is incorrect:
"whenever sang my song...".
I didn't have any interest in what the lyric say back then,
but now that I've studied a little English, I want to ask,
"who sang your song?".

Eyes on me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LocdLRZqICE

http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/f/fayewong/eyes.htm
Whenever sang my songs
On the stage, on my own
Whenever said my words
Wishing they would be heard
I saw you smiling at me
Was it real or just my fantasy
You'd always be there in the corner
Of this tiny little bar

>>487
Well, you may discover some very familiar melody from CantoPop that you've listened from Western or Japanese music, but the "author" is a Chinese.
Just go fuck those artist who cry for piracy while they are plagiarizing somebody.

>>488
Truthfully, she's the only Chinese singer I've heard singing.
Anyway, I'm listening to the song now.

>>490
I think it's"I"
"Whenever( I ) sang my song ..."
Make sense??

>>492
Thanks. That's the lyric.

I love "fuck"

What the fuck ??? or Who the fuck are you? or How the fuck things come to this??
Those phrases are rythmic with "fuck" in them.
Without fuck, they are lame.

>>495
Of course, it does. But again, I wonder if you could drop the
subject "I" like this.
Doesn't "Whenever singing my songs" make sense?
That said, the song sounds really melodious. I like it.

>>489
Yuck. I don't like my ketsuge pulled hard and quick. It would hurt.

Whenever I play tennis, I seem to get my butt handed to me if I'm up early and pull out victories when I start behind. I think I ease off and get cocky

Mysteriously silent...

... having dinner now

>>498
ho- that's difficult.
I think you can't. but I am not sure.
May be in this case ok because it's a song lyrics or something.

Who sings the english version of "Freckles"?

ご馳走様〜
whoa big dinner...

すみませんが「こんな夜は如何？」って教科書っぽくなく言うと何ですか？

>>506
"How about night like this?"

あくびはね、なにもなかったふりして、有料クリックだらけの語学ウェブまだやっていますが、
以前は、次の日記をかいていました。○タッフが真剣に怒っているのがわかったので、何もなかったフリです。
もちろんあくびのブログはたくさんのネラーが全部コピーしていますよ。誕生○、アル○イトやのこり○イント情報もあるよ。ブログは、子図解稼ぎのねたでつかいました。
もちろんブログ友もみんな有料クリック狙いです。しかし、�Aちゃんでも予想以上に有名になるとブログ消しています。なにか後ろ白め体のですかね??
>>まずあなたは何者ですか？名乗ってください。
そしてあなたの連絡先をきちんと教えてください。
あなたのやっている事もプライバシーの侵害になるのではないのでしょうか？
私は法律は解りませんがあなたのやっている行為そのものも周りの迷惑になっていると思います。本当にスタッフさんですか？
ならまず本人とよく話し合ったらいかがでしょうか？これも立派な嫌がらせでしょ。
本人のパスワードをどういう経路で入手したのですか？
本人のブログを勝手にコピー・ペーストしてあちこちに張る前にあなたのブランチ名・あなたの名前を堂々と書き込んでください。
>>ボイススケジュールをブログにはったり、一般人を曝すほうがひどいでしょう。実名でさらされた先生や、イニシャルでさらされたスタッフや生徒がかわいそうです。>>
本当にあなたのやっている事が正当性のあることだと言うのなら連絡先をこのブログのメールを送る機能を使って教えてください。
今非常に腹立たしいです。
(2006.08.21 23:24:36)

２ｃｈの中心でないクソスレでゴミが騒ぐ。

廃止決定。

I used to listen to lots of Shibuya-kei sorts of music (Pizzicato 5,
Fantastic Plastic Machine) and their predecessors (The Polysics, The
Plastics, etc), but I've gotten out of touch with what's current.
What Japanese music is new and interesting? And not just boring idol stuff?

You mean you want to learn about japanese pop music charts?

7 o'clock, I opend my eyes, looked at clock, and closed my eyes.
10 o'clock, I tryed to wake up, and failed.
11:15, I woke up and had breakfast in my dream.
10 mins ago, I woke up actually, and now writing this.
What a waste of precious 5.5 hours of my youth!!

5.5 hours is not too long of your life.
Learning English for 6 years and still having hard time to say a word
means a real waste of time.

Whose ketsuge burger do you want to eat?

>>513
Learning the basics (grammar, vocab. etc.) is important for communicating through the language sensiblly.
Now that you have the basics, all you have to do is use them.
In other words, your 6 years have not been a waste at all.

Hey! How are you? I'm fine! My cock is more fine and erecting now!

>>511
No, not the pop charts; much of the current pop (the little I've
head) sounds all the same. I want to hear the more interesting
music that's around right now.

>>515
How about my 5.5 hours?

>>518
You wake up, but can afford to sleep again......
That's considered a luxuary^^
So your 5.5h is not a waste either!!

>>518
You need to sleep well sometime.
Stick around in 2ch could be waste of time.

>>519
Thank you.

>>520
Definitely.
well... I should study some?

>>517
http://neomarxisme.com/ and click on the "blog"

The entry of October 19, 2006 might give you a hint.
I have only given it a rough read and don't know how informative enough
it is though. But it is something about Shibuya-kei

School girl's ketsuge burger must be tasty.

>>517
A smash hit song this summer.

BONNIE PINK - A Perfect Sky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYOo4A0eGHs&mode=related&search=

>>524
Yeah! she's pretty and her music is nice! *ummmmm....runs!*

Hi! school girl!
How was your school?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQIlsnfAxmI
hmm...

Hello,my name is momo.I'm a student between school.Nice to meet you.

I want nice trip.please give me the chance to test.

test

test

last test

>>436
O.o;;; Actually, no. It would not make me feel happy to get a bloody expensive
ring. It would feel too wasteful. A simply nice ring is more than good enough.
The cash left over from that would be better invested in many other things.
Like the future. Besides, I'm not too fond of rings, I'm likely to wear an
engagement ring on a necklace. So who knows, maybe we'll get engagement braclets
or necklaces instead?
I liked his suggestion for wedding rings (titanium) because that ups the chances
of me being able to put up with wearing a ring for a long amount of time :-D
(no, I'm not allergic to anything as far as I know.)

I can't get good trip...give me some advice.

>>529
Define a nice tripcode? You could always just use a generator to
achieve a nice tripcode if that's your main concern.

>>534
if you want to test your trip code, do it here.
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1145686643/l50

>>534
Trip code that matches with you is

momo◆UglyGirl

>>534
There are some application software which find you some trips.

Speaking of generators, I miss the lack of secure tripcodes at 2ch.
Ah well.

>>534
go to the following site.
http://tripsage.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
you can be a god.

>>527
you are a real japanese man.

furthermore you live in japan.

>>541 >>542
I am? I live in Japan? News to me... Especially since I can't speak Japanese...
Should I speak Swedish at you until you change your mind? xD Det kan vara värt att försöka...

>>543
OK.
Please fill in "fusianasan", in the cell of "名前："

>>544
Um. What's fusianasan? I think someone mentioned that word many threads ago.
But I don't really remember what it was :-( Why would I want to use that as name,
though?

プッ　

アハハ　アハハハハ　

日本人だろ　おまいら？

>>545
Please do it, and you can see the result.

>>545

well according to google:

fusianasan - 2ちゃんねるにおいて投稿時に名前欄に「fusianasan」と入力する
ことで名前欄にリモートホストを表示させる機能

so, it displays your ip address...

testing fusianasan...

oops I'am exposed.

Thanks!but I watch 2ch by mobilephone.I couldn't downlode trip search.Sorry,If you can,please search the trip 'chihaya'or'momo'...

>>549
University of Hong Kong?

>>553
Na. City University of Hong Kong.
Totally different things with "University of Hong Kong".

ah I see.
Yes it does say in the trace: CITY University of Hong Kong

>>553
you showed this thread is international.
anyone else who says that i'm foreigner, please show your evidence.

Hmm

>>556
I'm not >>554 but what makes you hesitate?
There's nothing to lose.

私はうんこを食べます。

>>555
Well, the main purpose of posting here is to practise English. That's what my idea.
Nationality is not that important.

>>557
I will do a port scan immediately, and if there is a backdoor I will exploit it.

Of course, there are open http proxies across the globe; I could
choose to appear from wherever I wanted.

(j/k)

>>561
Before you post the comment knowingly, you thank the guys who
gave you information about shibuya-kei.

>>560
Where did you get the knowledge on network like that?

hello! This is Makoto writing.
What do you think about Photon-belt?
What will happen in late 2012?

>>563
Well, I'm grateful to those who've give suggestions. (I wouldn't call
much of what's been suggested shibuya-kei, though, unless the
meaning has changed since I was last keeping up with it, five or six
years ago. I could well be confused, however.)

Will it be like the death in <<The End of Evangelion>>?
Everybody decompose into orange juice.
LoL.

>>565
Looks like a bunch of crap not even worth discussing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Photon_Belt

>>557
Ah, no, I was trying to find some help for momo :-/ I'm not too keen on downloading
a lot of random programs, so I was trying to find a server-hosted version
running. Alas I didn't find any.

This hamburger looks like delicius!
http://blog13.fc2.com/l/ltol/file/ketsugeburger32.jpg

Hmm..Testing? Something. Ah well.

>>570
Finally I understand what you guys mentioned.

>>569
Then why don't you try fusianasan now.

hmm.

>>572
Congratulations and now you are infected with a virus just by clicking on
the link.

>>571
I'm sorry. and I respect you.

k-tan, forever.

>>574
What kind of hmmmm this time?
I'm fed up with your excuses.

>>575
Thanks for your advice.

thanks anyway.

>>578
she posted her IP in >>571

Is this your pen?

>>573
I don't know why you insist. This is online that has no border.
You can find foreigner anywhere in Japan.
Japanese are everywhere in the world.
Get out of countryside.

You will never know where I'm from.

>>584
=(

>>578
Eh? Excuses for what?

>>584
It's not as if we need to. We like you anyway ;-)

Show me how to get 10000$ in easy way.
I have to gain cash to pay.

>>571 >>581
http://www.comhem.com/publik/www/portal/all

Don't know if this is ISP of Sweden but maybe it is.
I'm sorry, K-tan for doubting you.

Call me doubting Thomas.

>>583
What you wrote doesn't make sense at all.

I am a NEET.

>>590

I have been a NEET,I am a NEET,I will be a NEET.

>>589
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Com_Hem

>>589
The ISP of Sweden it's not (i.e. not the only one we have).
It is however a Swedish ISP. Don't worry.

I am a cherry boy.

Hell/6W/Cs still doing nothing? well waiting in cars can't get you far!!!

>>589
I mean K-tan could be stinky old Japanese guy live in Sweden.

I read an article in New York Times about japanese who escape from japan to New York.
they look pretty happy there!!

>>592
Thank you for the link.
She's definately accessing to 2ch from Sweden.

Now I'll do Harakiri to show her I never doubts her.
See you at the Pearly Gate or in hell or whatever.

>>585
I haven't the foggiest idea what =( signifies.

>>587
I love your stiff sense of humour more than anything.

>>597
Any online version?
I'm interested on the word "escape"

>>593
I am sorry. now Harakiri time. See ya all guys.

I am a gay.
Your big cook I want!

>>595
What? [･∀･]

>>603
you are NEET, we know it!! it is useless to hide a fact!

>>599
It's a sad/frowny face

>>604
So you are the one who's dropping out of college, aren't you?

>>602
Unless you have a fetish for large chefs, that surely must have been a typo.

where is Korin star? I want to live there with her.

nothing wrong with college dropouts =(
college isn't for everyone

>>605
Ah, now I see it. =(
So I have to look at it with my head bent over. (´･ω･`)

The thread is very active today.

>>607
haha
yeah, cock that is.

have a fetish for large chefs　　　fumufumu 　interesting expression. I am goint to use it.

>>607
I want your large cock!
I believe you are a gay chef with big cock!!
Please meet me!

>>610
Yes that's how we do our emoticons -- sideways.
However, I think the emoticons you use are much more creative and expressive.

>>614
I'm so sorry... Alas, I must break your heart; a man, let alone a gay chef, I am not...

tell me why?

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This flow of conversation is most hilarious.

I get my trip! Ya!

>>616

Anyway,you must have hole to do that,so I think we have to met once.
Without cock is not problem! It's good for us,I think.
Meet me tonight!!!

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>>619
Oh?

>>621
Once again I must greatly dissapoint you; I have nor time, nor interest, nor
the cash to meet up you, alas. So sorry...

it takes a special kind of girl to tolerate this nonsense

I completely forgot the baseball championship of Japan is being held
today.

My trip

I am waseda student. I have a brigth future!!!
future is the time to think

I have an important test in my school very soon. but I dont know what to do about it!
should I study more???

>>626
Congratulations?

>>625
Oh?

>>628
You probably should study more, yeah.

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I have to go and do some cleaning now, bye all ^-^

業務管理部および長野と金川のマネージャーの方へ　
世んで下さい。
わたしもきもながけこいさんの沙良氏仲間です。
カキコを制限していますが、英語レベル4の内容全部ばらしています。
もちろん目的は有料クリックの小遣い稼ぎです。>>名前>>を打ち込んでみてください。
一応深いなカキコを消して、L4のレッスン内容の沙良氏のみで小遣いを稼いでいます。
浄書は長野らしい。

>>623

The night is long.You can call me if you change your mind.
I believe you will want to cook my cock tonight!!
I'm looking fowerd to taste what you will cook for me!!

I love this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azSD6itEvTs
The singer Hansi Kirsch (from Blind Guardian) is awesome.
What would a native speaker of English think of his pronunciation?

"Harvest Of Sorrow"

She is gone
Leaves are falling down
The tear maiden will not return
The seal of oblivion is broken
And a pure love's been turned into sin
At the dawn of our living time
Hope may cover all cries
Truth lurks hidden in the shadows
Dreams might be filled with lies
Soon there will be light
Pain remains inside
Suddenly it seemed so clear
All the blindness was taken away
She closed her eyes
And she called out my name
She was never ever seen again

[Chorus]
Harvest of Sorrow
Your seed is grown
In a frozen world full of cries
When the ray of life shrinks
Shall cold winter nights begin

(Read more:)
http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/blindguardian/andthentherewassilence.html#2

>>625
Yes yes! Let's watch it!

>>635
I thought you were english, LOL!

Hit me Queen one more time!

>>637
i'm engrish.

test

>>635
Nice song. The singer's pronounciation is fine, he has a
british accent of some sort.

my ago is shyakure. T_T
what should i do?

>>642
Drink lots of Tabasco, LOL!!

Oh shit Michael !

mr.Hell is just worthless NEET and a bookworm

>>641
Thank you. (^ε^)-☆Chu!!
Hansi Kirsch is German.
The stiffness of the German language is
perhaps closer to British English rather than American.

>>642
>>643
m9（＾Д＾） Ha ha ha!!!

t,t,tabasco,,
ok,
ill try
thank you

>>648
You never want to take 2 channelers' advice too seriously!!!!!

>>632 ( ´･ω･)ノ
Poor k-tan's last word is blurred between those large copy&pastings.

AFK.

>>635
have you heard of the band "suidakra"?
if you like blind guardian, you might also like their music.

here are a few samples:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nslCqA5ATcI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S0tQm9qr2g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz8EfkS4KK0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U_6EVb5NVs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCqKQCGcQ0Y

and you will find also some samples and information on http://www.myspace.com/suidakra

Wow... what a boring post.

sometimes when neet go crazy with their unhealty lifestyle they go on rampage!

I live in Edo.

>>654
better be nice to all neet then, else you might have a problem if they do.

stinks

I live in Tokyo.

Change the sentense above into the past tense.
The anwer is "I lived in Tokyo."

Mr. Giants, Nagashima's answer was "I live in Edo."

past tense of "I live in Tokyo."

すべての日本人の人々は気が狂ったファックです。それらはしばしばそれら自身のママを
ファックします。

I had lived in Tokyo.

ワタシハ　アッメーリカカラキタジョンデス
ニッポンノカルチャー　トテモキョウミアリマス
ニッポンノミンサン　トモダチニナリマショウ
タテマエジャナクテホンネデハナシテイマス
ワレワレハウチュージンデアル

oh I shouldve known you already wrote that before I did

My rice cooker has just passed away.
He was 7 years old.

I am going to hong-kong. with my beautiful girlfriend. for two weeks!!!
we will have a great time in hong-kong.!!

>>664

It's common in Africa.

I am going to milk my penis until the white liquid comes out!

My favorite clothing brand is UNIQULO.
The prices are low and the qualities are high.

>>665

Show us your girl'S shirtless pictuers.

I-ve been dreaming all these days.
I-ve been aching all these days
to try to find a way to stop.
I-ve been waiting all these days.
I-ve been standing all these days
to find it hard to get it through.
All I want is a good chance
for we can live underground.
All I need is a sharp knife
to cut the tails you are afraid to show
All I hear is your endless speech
to stuff my ears again and again.
All I dream is a wonderful place
for I can build myself a world.
Dream in a wishful way
Dream in a wishful way

>>667
That's a novel way to say masterbation.
I will use it from now on.

>>666
What do you mean?
I don't get it.

>>668
UNIQLO succks.Better to out naked!

I dont gave up on my dream of learning cantonese!!!!

Which do you choose, Wii or PS3?
I think most Japanese choose Wii, because the PS3 battery catches fire automatically.

>>674
I've given up on my cantonese-phimosis penis.

>>673
If you make fun of Uniqulo, you will end up crying over Uniqlo.

>>676

Is it smell?

My English typing is really slow.
Any of you guys know a good site or two where you can improve your typing speed?

I play tetris with my Nintendo DS for 2 hours a day.
What a waste.
Tetris is addictive, you don't wanna get near it.

>>677

I don't make fun of it.I mean it is useful to clean up my ass.

When you wear a tie, you tie your tie in front of the mirror so that you can know what exactly you are doing.

>>680
I don't have the game console, but I know what you mean.
Sometimes I've played tetris on my computer since someone provided
a game site here.

>>675
Hmm I probably won't buy either.

>>680
In which speed you play usually?

I'm so sleepy...

just finished <<tatta hitotsu no koi>> ep 2
Haruka san moe~ (´∀`)ﾊｧﾊｧ

i saw the movie "nada so so"and cried !

>>687
What sort of thingies make you cry?

Just googled about that.
Erm, it is unlikely to be shipped to Hong Kong.
See if there will be any DVD released here.

"外人さん" seems to be too strange.
I'd rather clearly state my origin.

if someone causes your lover to cry for some reason ,
What is the right things to do as her boyfriend ?
I 'd like to kill the culpit who caused her tearing
regardless of whether she would like me to do or not .
I want revenge for hersake or mysake .For being born man, there
are several times in our life time when you should rise up and
throw yourself into the noble fight againt what you think is wrong .

growing up is painfull as hell. I dont know what is like being adult. I am still a kid.
I am dependent on my parents.

>>691
The most needed to be done is, protect her, hug her, and comfort her.
To kill them is a means of it. but not a must.

>>668
Uniqlo was one of the few places I found that had clothing in gaijin sizes.

>>652
Wow - a German deathmetal/acoustic folk band. Can't say I'd heard of that
combo before. O_o

>>658
hee hee!

>>691
Violence helps nothing at all, dude.
Try understand the real situation first. You may find a more intelligent way to solve that.
Being a boyfriend, your girlfriend need your support.

>>692
That's just what I feel too.
Adult world is filled with hypocrites and fakeness. Competition is something good for the world, but fakeness does not.
I'm 22 now and having the last year of university study. After this 2 semesters, my childhood should be gone...
I missed my happinesss in the pass, which may never come back.

>>695
Fear not. There's still a lot of fun to be had, even after college.

he told me that I am useless
she told me
my face mades her mad
but I am still here doing nothing
and I feel empty
waiting for someone
to hold me
I know nobody is coming
he told me to die
she told me to see nothing

>>697
Get a cold water shower to chill yourself first. (I don't recommend beer.)
If you screw yourself into the dead corner, you will be screwed forever.
Try find a new point of view in the incident, you may feel better.
I'm not familiar with what sort of stuff happened on you, but I hope my words can help you a bit.

boooooooooozeee!! booooooze!!!
screwwwww me up harrrrrdd!!!
i need more boooze though...
lol

and revenge is sweet

>>699
Anyway take care yourself.
Sleeping time now.

>>700
now it is 4:44 in HK.
sleep soon for your health.

>>691
u better pick up fight with that guy.
the situation is too simple sometimes so u just have to do it.

Those who like Monday, please raise your hand and explain why, LOL!!

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.

>>704
Yeah, LOL!!
But I like the Carpenters!!

>>703
\o/ Mondays are like mornings; a new beginning - a glimmer of hope that
maybe, just maybe, things will be better this week than they were
on the last.

>>706
Wow, very encouraging!
yeah, I'll go for the "maybe" and move forward!

Good morning!

Today is monday...School began.I'm sad now.I want to see my friend.

You can do it!
Run away from school immediately!!

This is my pen.