Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 48

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( 'A`) Let's drink poor tasting tea and chat.
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やべぇぇぇ。英語より中国語覚えたくなってきたw
英語もまだままならないのに.....

the actor

Who are you refering to?

orz

¿Alguien aquí puede hablar español?

>>6
The thread is called "Chat in English", not "Chat in Español" D:

I can't think straight!

>>8
WHY CAN'T YOU THINK STRAIGHT?!

>>9
I've had it with you! Don't talk to me like that!

>>7

Well, it's not called "Chat in Japanese" either, like >>2 seems to
think.

>>10
I'll talk to you however I please, young man.

|-|3110, 3\/3|2`/0|\|3!!111!!!

>>2
叫中文的居民是最多在世界、21世紀是大中華的世紀、日本人須学習中文!!
The Chinese language is spoken by the largest number of people in the wrold,
the 21st century is going to be the China's century,
so you Japanese should learn the Chinese language!!

May I join?

>>14

I think it will actually be the century of India. China's population
will become unbalanced in gender, with many more males than females because of
the Chinese killing their female babies because of the one child poilcy.
India will keep growing though, and become superior to China.

poilcy=policy

>>14
俺中国娘大好、故中国語勉強欲思、俺超頑張。
of course, you can join me.

Why is the guy drinking poor tasting tea in the title of this thread?

>>18
It's the only tea he has available at the moment.

>>19

What doesn't he get some better tasting tea?

What=Why

>>20
Because he is NEET.

>>21
No it doesn't. ('A`)

Maybe we should give him the best tasting tea next time.

Hay guyz...

Is "旦" a tea cup?

>>25
I assume so.

>>25
I think so
the word 日 is a cup while the line below it is the plate

>>27

Yeah, that seems to make sense. In that case, I think this is better.

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( 'A`) Let's drink poor tasting tea and chat.
( つ日O　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫
と＿)＿)　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦

It should only be holding the cup in its hands, not the plate too.

What if someone glued the cup onto the plate for no good reason?

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I'll stay calm resolutely, because he just try making fun of me.

>>28
Why is his head so tiny? Also, shouldn't the steam be coming off of all of the cups?

I wonder if the fan of Maki's has finally been pushed away.

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>>32
Sorry everyone. I fail at AA. orz

>>32
The face and the body is not in proportion.

>>31
>I'll stay calm resolutely, because he just try making fun of me.
he just try making→he's just trying

>>39
face and the body is not→face and the body are not

Don't complain any more. You should accept it.
He didn't creat the horrific AA on purpose. He got through
enough of hard time. If you are hard on him any longer,
he will lose grip on himself and so go crazy.

>>38
I wouldn't put it past you to do it intentionally.
If not, prove yourself, can't you?

>>38
People seem to think you have distubed the atomsphere here.
I'd apologize to them officially and swear that the same mistake
would never be made.

>>38
It's all your fault!

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Anyways, should we talk about other thing besides complaining at the picture in the title?

>>46

Maybe.

Not unless he made an official apolozy!

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>>49
Nice blog! i liked alot LOL
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>>49
I'm dubious you have something terrible in mind..

>>49
wow you have nice thing there:)

>>49
will you add me your list?

>>38
You should beg us for mercy! You idiot!

>>38
How come you didn't confirm the AA looked grotesque?

>>49
you have a big @#$%*
i envy you!!

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>>56

OK. I give you comment.

>>59
is it real?
or toy?

>>59
No comment at all.

くだらないよ。

>>59
very very long but thin and slim - haha

>>62
Patently a toy.

ムケちんうらやましいｗ

真性包茎の漏れ
怖くて手術できません。。。

>>59

Why you write blog everyday?

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Please say why you write blog everyday.

>>68
Why you ask? Are you stupid man?

>>71

No, I not. I not know to speak English properly, so I similar to you, no?

>>70
Because he loves to show his toy.

NEET
RETARD
SICK
SUICIDE

>>38
Say sorry. I know you wrecked havoc.

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>>38
You duft prick.

>>38
Never be here, please.

i will die by kill myself
now or...
i am lonely very much now

>>79

OK

>>79
Go ahead. I don't mind.

zOMG!!! same time

>>38
What did you do that for?

>>38
Tell us why you changed the template?

>>50
Wonderful.

You guys all retards, shut yall fackin mouths' up.
Sons/daughters of buggers.
Go back to the hell right away.

>>86

NO U.

>>87
Forget about him. We can enjoy >>50.
That's funny, isn't it?

U no Poo.

>>89

LOL. Wut is dat?

>>87-90
Damn, yall amateurish-childish-foolish, guys
Y dont yall shut yall fackin mouths up, u mother-fuckers?

>>91

LOL. Are you Southern or something? No wonder you're so stupid...

>>92
I'm not.
I rather think u guys here are dare it.
Plus any erratics but dunces r all wrecks, dont yall?

>>38
*What* are you doing?

>>93
Well, it sure seems like you are, considering a certain word you
use in all of your posts.

>>38
Get out of here.

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watcha sayin' n watzit huh?
damnit modafucker.
Go back to ur fuckin moda country u c'me from.

>>95

>>97
I like your blog emokid.

>>98
Now you sound even more Southern, yet you say you aren't... You really
are confused, aren't you?

>>101
u really are kina bugger.
Plus rn't ya hated from anybody around ya?
Dameing poor u, yep.
r u alright though u r escapin' from a den?
I care 'bout u.

*Damning'

>>102

Hmm... What country are you from?

下手な英語を書いている人がいるねぇ。何でまともなのが
書けないんだろう？かっこつけてるつもりなのか？

>>104
From the hell.
How `bout ya.
But I plz u to don't care where I c'me from.

見てるほうが情けなるような英語だな。

みっともない。

>>106

I'm American. You seem to be poorly impersonating someone from the
Southern US, but your mistakes show me that English isn't your native
language, so I wondered where you're from.

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you have done tooo much musterbation.
i can tell it by your deck's shape, its really weird shape.

>>109
aw yes yes, n now y dont u go back to ur country u.s.?
I'm sure that u'r one of break-inners to Japan?
Hehe lmfao XP
What a funny guy u r

>>112

LOL, no. I'm posting this from the US. So you're Japanese? If so,
please don't use the Southern US accent. It's laughable, especially
when someone who's not even Southern uses it.

最近、海外(特にEUトカ,USA)に興味ァリなんで,
誰か現地のコトなど・・・ぃろんなコト話せる仔メゥ待ってます
(◎´艸)海外に住んでる日本人もOKです!!英語ゎ、ぁる程度OKです^^;
　　　　　　　　☆*条件*☆
●ァド＆住所悪用しなぃ仔!!(←必須)
●ゥソつかない仔(←絶対)
○プリor写真などィロ�A交換できる仔
○英語or日本語が使ぇる仔
　条件多いですがOKって仔ゎ待ってます!!マヂで海外のダチほしぃんで^^

アメリカ人に失笑される略語を使っている人がいるのはこのスレですか？

知性が疑われるレベルの低い英語は止めて欲しいね。
それとも受け狙いでやっているんだろうか。

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u clod so annying.

>>113
None of ur lip.
Stupid laughable American guy.
Totally annoying so much.

>>113
Where in America? If you want to prove it put "fusianasan" in the name(名前) field.

>>118
Well, sorry if I offended you. Where exactly did you get the idea
that attempting to sound like a hick from the Southern US was a good
idea? FYI, the word "y'all" is only used in AAVE and Southern dialects,
so you might not want to use it if you don't want to appear to be
a speaker of one of those dialects.

>>119
I live in a city called Santa Clarita in California.

U whitty supremeism fragile racists.
Shut ur fuckin' mouth up.
Besides I'm 15-year-old.
Y'r yall in rivalry with a lil kid like me?
Yall immature.

>>120
SoCal eh? How many people do you think are going to protest today?

>>120
Rn't u in ur dotage becuz of the hottest weather in cali, r u?
Poor u, roflmfao.

>>121
I think you're the immature one, and I'm not a white supremacist or
racist at all. I believe you're the one who came into this thread
throwing around insults.

>>122
Well, I'm not psychic, so I can't say. I don't know anyone who's
going to protest, so I really don't know. Anyway, the protesters
are going to stay home from work/school to show what it would
be like without illegal immigrants, supposedly.

>>123
California weather isn't too hot around this time of year, so no.

>>124
I feel like I've saw u on TV why u sang USA national anthem in Spanish.
I wish u were in arrested to it.
But for ur good, u should displaced from cali, usa.

>>125
Okay, now you're not even making sense anymore. Please translate that
post into proper English for me.

>>126
Well, is it true there's livin' a beetle in the President Bush's head?

>>127

Let me fix that for you.

"Well, is it true that there's a beetle living in President Bush's head?"

Anyway, I don't know. I've never heard anything about one living
in his head, so I doubt it, though.

>>128
Don't u bugger know it could short for“that”?
U should back to ur mother country.
I'm sure that u'r none native speaker of English.
Give up?

>>129

You're more of a moron than I thought. Anyway, this is also correct.

"Well, is it true there's a beetle living in President Bush's head?"

I just thought "is it true that" sounded better. Anyway, what you
posted still wasn't correct. The problem had nothing to do with
you not using the word "that". Try again.

>>130
why are you here? i mean what makes you are interesed in japan?
anime? game? japanese porn star? or what?

>>130
Who's care that I use weather“that”or not?
At least only u retard.
Listen donkey, read between the lines.

>>131
Don't muscle with ur doted brain tho we're chatting `bout lots of funny.
lmfao

i have seen many non-white native speakers on thie thread.
it is precious to have white aryan english speaking
people here.

white power!88!18!zeig heil!

>>131
First, corrections...

"what makes you are interesed in japan"→"what makes you interested in Japan"

"game"→"games" if you mean games in general, or "a game" if you mean a specific one

"japanese porn star"→"a japanese porn star"

Now that that's out of the way... Why does it matter why I'm posting
here?

>>132
Work on your reading comprehension, moron.

"the game"means HHH in japan,moron.

>>136
are you living in a trailer house?

>>136
Hey donkey, I'm afraid that I dare indicate for ur soft spot...
R u an illieracy...?

>>137
>>138

What?

>>139

I don't get this one either. Maybe you should try using English.
The title of this thread is "Chat in English", after all.

Calm down anybody,
Cuz >>131 and >>136 is kindegartners.
Make allowances 4 em

>>140
don't you know riple H? he is as famous as george w bush in
japan.
we've got a thread for him on this board too.

*are

i mean 'triple H'

>>143

Yes, I know of the wrestler "Triple H", but the post still seems
like nonsense to me. I would like to know "the game" could refer to
him.

>>140-141
R u sure correcting 4 this thread's sentences
tho u'r visiting a JAPANESE webpage?
Go back to ur fuckin moda country“America”

what is "illieracy"?

One of American illiteracies says “That Makes No Sense”

"the game" is his nickname.
"i am the game" is his set phrase.
i am surprised one who don't know HHH exists in usa.
is wwe absurd for the　most of the american people?

maybe illieracy means illiteracy.
i doubt american kindegartner know such a latin root word.

Calm down.

>>151
Hey n then, watcha use 4 say it in“Western”English?

you are exposed.
you are a proud korean.

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　　 ﾐ≡≡≡j　　　　 はずだったんだけどな…
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PHOTO IS LOVE　　写真は愛

PHOTO IS YOU　　写真はあなた

PHOTO IS MESSAGE　　写真はメッセージ

PHOTO IS REMEMBER　　写真は思い出

PHOTO IS FAMILY　　写真は家族

PHOTO IS SMILE　　写真は笑顔

PHOTO IS PEACE　　写真は平和

　　
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Гурмыжская

>>151

"illiteracy" isn't a root word.

illiteracy is from a latin or grekk word.

>>156
All about photo again?

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STOP IT.

stop what?

this

今宵は茄子はこないのか？

what do you mean?

>>165
berenjena is cooking berenjenas at the moment. will be back later...
>今宵は茄子はこないのか..
love your choice of words...

>>163
Post >>161

Well, judging by the time of day, it seems that only us Americans are posting in this thread now.
Please don't look at us the wrong way, our Nihon brothers. Not all of us are as bad as the people who are posting now.
I'm betting that the people who are posting right now are just White, like me, and are from a spoilled W.A.S.P. family.

>>169

Not a WASP here.

Back to work...

Excuse me, but I would appreciate if you tell me what WASP stands for?

>>171

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

Basically a stereotypical American of European descent.

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>>173

Enough spamming your sex blog!

kill the spammer

Morning, guys?
Do you want to talk with me?

After all, it's like you see punks wherever you go...

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Last night was rather dull. No one was around in this thread.

Who here believes in fan death?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

Freddie Mercury was the best English language singer of all time and anyone who disagrees is an idiot!

>>180
>In a list of the greatest English language singers of the 20th century compiled by BBC Radio, Mercury was ranked #10.
(ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie_Mercury)

>>181

NO! THAT LIST IS WRONG!

ILL DESTROY YOU!

>>182
then how's this...
>He also came in second in MTV's list of the 22 greatest singers of the past 25 years, having been beaten by MARIAH CAREY for the top spot.
>(from the same source)

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Mariah Carey sucks.
Wasn't Freddie Mercury a homo?

>>184

Your blog very good.

>>185
>Mariah Carey sucks.
De acuerdo.

>Wasn't Freddie Mercury a homo?
Sí.

is homo

KOBE次女誕生おめ！！！

Gianna Maria-Onore Bryant

すごいことに6分後に
SHAQの三女Mearah Sanaa O'Nealちゃんも誕生ｗ

お祝いはおたがいにしたのだろうか。。。

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age

Do you want to have a chat with me?

Yes.

Why is the English board this inactive?

What I always wonder is native English speakers who c'min to this site are always trying to correct our wrong sentences
tho we do not know how they could speak, write or so forth in Japanese,
they could do such a haughtily thing is nothing but only in English and at least we are chatting in English.
Why are they having an air of importance like that only in English tho they could nothing in Japanese?
Don't you guys think they are scary cats?

Kobe's last shot against the Suns was unbelievable.
I was rooting for Phoenix, so...

I hope this thread will be full of idol fans and have fun talking
about their favorites. There have been a number of pretty idols in Japan,
such as Yukorin, Maki, Saki, and many others. And I guess lots and lots of
idols are there coming up in other contries as well. So we should talk about
idols who will achieve worldwide fame.

What I always wonder is native Jap speakers who come to fuckin this site are always trying to fuck my native english. why?

>>194

Meow!

>>196
Agreed.

↑　what you can do is fuck your ass, red neck. (Laugh

>>197
Because your engish is fuckable.

>>199
PuPuPu. 自作自演（LOL

>>201
ass hole

>>199
So who do you like best?

>>204
Well, have you ever heard of Yu-na Kim?
She's a figure skater and she looks perfect!

>>202
You idiot sissy.
Couldn't say it in English, what a stupidity you said!

>>205
The one who beat Asada Mao in the figure skating competition held in,
say, France?

Meow! I'm a scary cat. I hope my meowing doesn't scare you too much.

>>206
ma ma otitukeyo, snorty muthafucker (LOL

>>197
Cuz this site is to learn English for none English natives, Japanese.
It's not for English natives.
See?

>>207
Yeah, that's right. Her and Mao Asamda will, the media said, compete in the next winter
Olympics 4 years later.

>>207
I prefer elder sister of Mao Asada. Mao is only 15 years old. It's too early. (LOL

>>210

none English natives→non-English natives

>>211
I see. Yu-na sure looks very cute, I'd say. I saw her on TV jumping and spinning
on the ice. She's a good skater.

By the way, the best I like is "Koyuki." How do you guys think?

>>214
Yeah, that's why she had finally won against Mao.
I hope she will come to Japan and appear on TV often.
She will get popular here.

>>213
Hey, can't you an English native say it in Japanese anyways, can you?

>>215
Actress Koyuki? The one who appeared in the Last Samurai?

>>216
I think Yu-na is cute, too.

>>213
Micky Mouse

>>217
Nihonjin ni atsuku narunja neeyo, gora.

>>217

"Hey, an English native speaker like you couldn't say it in Japanese, could you?"

>>215
She's a stunner, IMO. I guess she's most beautiful when she wear kimonos.

>>218
Thank you. I've always wondered why figure skaters are that beautiful.

>>218
Yes, you are right. You can also so see her on Panasonic Plazma TV comercial "VIERA."

>>221
Ok ok.
Write the same thing in Japanese.

Koyuki is a bit too much chin for my liking
her face is too horsy

>>222
I just found her photes, and noticed how pretty she is.
She is well proportioned, isn't she? Very cute.

>>224

Sorry, I can't.

Pieceful scenes of Nanjing after Japanese Occupation

The Truth of The Nanjing of 1937.12 - 1938.2 (1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq1ZEdp9-VM

What really happened in Nanjing after Japan's
occupation in December 1937? "Massacre of 300 thousand
Chinese" as the Chinese Government claims?

You can watch some scenes in the following web page;
lives of Chinese people, including children having food,
as well as Japanese soldiers restoring the city.

Can these scenes possible if the "massacre of 300
thousand" actually took place?

The Truth of The Nanjing of 1937.12 - 1938.2 (1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq1ZEdp9-VM

>>223
She looks beautiful. No question about that.
Maybe there are a lot of fans who want her to give them a hug.

Ah, I don't know, but Yu-na is grabbing my heart. She's so cute.

>>228

>Can these scenes possible if the "massacre of 300
>thousand" actually took place?

Yes. How does that video prove anything? The massacre wouldn't
have been filmed on that tape...

>>227
fool american

>>229
Oh, are you interested in her too?
That's good to hear. I think we can see her on TV when she participates
in a figure skating(obvious, though).

>>231

You're the fool...

>>233
I'm not

For your information, Yu-na is a south korean figure skater.
Not until she won a gold medal did I learn about her. As we
thought Mao Asada would in doubt make it in the competition,
her winning surprised us a bit. The Japanese media suddenly
reported about her soon after the competition ended. And
I got interested in her. She skates very gracefully as well as
looks amazingly cute, that's why.

>>172
Sorry for being late,but thank you so much
for your answering my question.

>>235
Thanks for the info. I can't put my feelings about her into words.
She wears, well, very fragile and faint smile on her but at the same time
her performance is very powerful and energetic (I found a Video crip online,
if you want, I'll provide you the address.). She's very appealing.

>>237
Video crip→video clip
I'll provide you the address.→I'll provide you with the address.

>>238
Thanks, but you don't have to do that.
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>>238
I agree with you. A million words couldn't say how I feel when I see her
skating!

>>238
Yu-na looks as if she's a fairy.

>>242
Fairy! That's the word I've been looking for!
She's a fairy!

So Maki is an angel.
Yu-na is a fairy.

What should we call Yukorin? A Korinian girl?

>>242

as if she's a fairy→as if she were a fairy

>>245
しつこすぎてうざい。
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>>246

"As if she's" is right sometimes, but not in that context.

>>244
Yukorin is also an angel.
When she cuts the cheese, vanilla aroma wafts through the air.

Someone's got a hairy tight ass..

>>247
あのね、妥当な説明も出来ないくせにウザイことしていると
気付けないほうが問題あり。
You are a wet blanket. Get out of here.

When will Yu-na come to Japan?

What about Saki Fukuda?
I don't especially like her, but I'm sure there's at least one maniac
here in the English board. We should call her an angel, too?

>>250

"as if she were" is used in counterfactual statements.
"as if she is" is used to indicate true belief.

>>253

indicate true belief→indicate *a* true belief

>>254

No.

>>255

Yes.

>>256

No.

>>257

Yes.

>>258

No.

>>259

Definitely yes.

>>260

Definitively no.

I am writing blog everyday. Please give me comment.

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レベル高っ！！

>>255-260
G e t L o s t

>>261
Wake up.

>>265

Wake down.

Wake up♪Wake up♪
on Saturday night♪
could be New York
Maybe Hollywood-Vain
London Paris
Maybe Tokyo♪
There's something going on anywhere I go tonight♪
tonight♪
yep tonight♪

by Hilary Duff

>>266

Ok, let's get it done.
What do you want? Wnat to disturb this thread?

I am writing blog everyday. Please give me comment.

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Hilary Duff is an American popular singer.
She is an angel.

今日は会社とかで働いている人も休みなの？
スーパーとかデパートとかも休みなの？
ゴールデンウイークがいまいちわからない。
こどもの日は5日ってのは知ってる。

Hilary Duff is a pig.
And Joel's gf.

Britney Spears are really hot.

Hillary Clinton > Hilary Duff

What do you think about Avril Lavigne?

Britney Spears couldn't even sing anymore as well as Christina Aguilera.

Avril Lavign ratted her fans.

>>277
Did she? How?

Sarah Michel Gellar has been my best actress for ages.

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271 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2006/05/02(火) 11:46:48
今日は会社とかで働いている人も休みなの？
スーパーとかデパートとかも休みなの？
ゴールデンウイークがいまいちわからない。
こどもの日は5日ってのは知ってる。

>>278
She changed her style and fashion, you know

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>>284-285

How very nice!

281:NEET IS HOLIDAY EVERYDAY :2006/05/02(火) 12:02:42 [sage]
271 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2006/05/02(火) 11:46:48
今日は会社とかで働いている人も休みなの？
スーパーとかデパートとかも休みなの？
ゴールデンウイークがいまいちわからない。
こどもの日は5日ってのは知ってる。

is Sarah Michel Gellar a jew?

Gellar was born in New York City to Jewish American parents Arthur Gellar and Rosellen, a nursery school teacher.

267:名無しさん＠英語勉強中 :2006/05/02(火) 11:43:30
Shut up♪Shut up♪
on Saturday fight♪
could be New York
Maybe Hollywood-Vain
London Paris
Maybe Tokyo♪
There's damn things going on anywhere I fight♪
fight♪
yep fight♪

by Me

you guys are having a breakfast?

noo
It was a launch
s so sor sorr sorry

80:以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします :2006/05/02(火) 10:17:03.23 ID:nBqQmCa/0 >>76
ブチギレろ
「お前らなぁ、あんま人をキモいキモい言ってんじゃねーよ、少なくとも俺はお前らの心の中よりはキモくねーよ」
ってさりげなく名言風に呟いたあと机をひっくり返して
「ぐうへへえ！ぐうへへえ！」って高らかに雄叫びをあげれば二度とキモいなんて言われないぜ



少なくともお前の聞こえる範囲ではな

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4:以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします :2006/05/02(火) 13:13:58.76 ID:8nWWFjorO
先週のプリキュア面白かったよね！

What's the deal?

4:以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします :2006/05/02(火) 13:59:02.35 ID:/KswBu+J0
>>2のレスの良し悪しによってそのスレの評価は大きく変わるという

http://p.pita.st/?m=hu5tn2us
http://p.pic.to/2eej2

△△△△△300記念△△△△△

http://vista.x0.to/img/vi4559131762.mp3
i want you to write down every word from this
sound file.

>>301
"...These numbers'll be there."
"Soft with a looper into left field for a base hit."
"Just kinda reached out, poked it the other way..."
"That'll send Betancourt down to second base."

>>302
thank you.are you living outside japan?

>>303
sure.
I'm in Vietnam now.
It's too hard whatever.

12:以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします :2006/05/02(火) 16:38:20.82 ID:/JalMQTg0
・　>>1が安価出したがる
・　お前らもちつけ>>1の帰りを待とうぜ　　　　　って仕切りたがる奴がいる
・　>>1が誰も頼んでないのに酉つけてる
・　「ちょｗｗｗお願いだよマジで考えてくれｏｒｚ」　　　　って再安価
・　スペック
　　自分：普通
　　相手：友達からはかわいいと言われている
・　馴れ合いが始まると『VIPヌクモリティ』
・　告白すると必ず成功する
・　文末に「童貞だけど」をつける奴がいる
・　「安価とか勘弁してくれ　でも安価>>150」と安価を出さないと気が済まない
・　無理な安価をこなしても>>1の都合よく展開する
・　うｐに対しては、
　　　　　・携帯壊れてる
　　　　　・デジカメ持ってない
　　　　　・うｐは特定されるから勘弁
・　好きな人なのに安価する
・　「全力でつられるのがVIP」と言い始める信者が湧く
・　頼んでもないのに次ｽﾚが立ってる

I am seeking for a job on the on-line job site. It shows fdewer my favourable jobs, many of them are blue collar

You would prefer white collar ones?

Yes I would.

I maybe a loser now...orz. I must be a winner.
I find out that NEET or freeter are worse losers,

>>306
If you were a girl,
there's so many part-time jobs
what could put the gender to good account you know.

>>309
× freeter
〇 free Arbeiter

>>310
sorry, I am a 31 aged male NEET

>>306
I recommend you to learn some PC technics and create
affiliate web sites(blogs with ad banners)

I was given a greatest shock in uviv student when one idol production declined my resume.
I wanted to be a manager of a girl idol.

>>312
Sweet.
You go out with me?

>>315
sure with pleasure. are you a beautiful woman?

>>314
I assume You are a lolita complexioned guy, aren't you

>>317
Of course I am a lolicom boy.

>>316
I just joked.
Hehe

Please give me your candid opinion about why I was rejected by that idol production near 10 years ago.

>>320
I guess that's because you didn't know anything about women's
physiology.

ja

haihaisoudesuka-wakkarimasitayon-desorehaitugoro-?

btw there are lots of lolitacomplex guys.
Bu' Isnt there anybody who is shotacon?

Im a SHotacon boy.
little boy is more atractive than little girl.
まぁ女は13ぐらいはいってないとな

ｂ

Shotacon kyoshu

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now, who's still awake??

i am the one.
i am awake.
i am the one physically awake.
i am also the one consciouslly awake.
my awakining.jewish spremacy,jewish conspiracy.
i am fully awakend by these facts.

ok, good...
how are you?

i should say jewish ""supremacism"".

imagine the world without .....jew!

>>333
are you talking to yourself??

ok, he's gone...

Morning. people.
How are you?

good, how are you?

Not good. Horrible, to be truthful.

you don't have to be honest to me. just pretend you are fine.

No I can't. I'm called Mr Honest. I need your help.

sorry can't help you. i am called mr. dishonest, and hate honest
people.

Honestly, my Maki chan is an angel.

She's not your idol, OUR idol, ok?

What did you drink with dinner?

to be honest to me
→to be honest with me

>>345
why

Please be reminded that you are not welcome to point out mistakes although there are a lot of unnatural and odd English created
in this thread.

Except when he/she asks for correction, though.

Guess what. The day before yesterday, it suddenly got burning hot
around Kantou plain. People got sweating walking around. I couldn't
believe why, but somewhere in Tokyo it reached 30 degree celsious,
while it was only 24 in Okinawa. I heard that it was a record.
But yersterday the temparature in Tokyo went considerablly down.
In addition, an earthquake hit it.

>>347-348

You please be reminded there are a lot of person who want give correction
even when other person do not want it.

Yokohama BayStars is in 6th place. The team did its best
and won the 3rd place last year, but this year they've
been losing one game after another.

i welcome people who bother to correct english.
i am practicing english here.
so if there is someone who bothers to correct my english,
that will be very helpful.
but not a disdainful manner,please.

>>350
You please be reminded
→Please be reminded

a lot of person
→a lot of people

want give correction
→want to correct

even when
→deletion

other person
→others/other people

do not want it
→who don't want to be corrected

>>352
Sorry, I don't bring myself to correct your horrible English.

We are here to practice English? What made you think so?
This thread is for those who want to have fun chatting.
If you want someone to teach some English, then you should
go soon.

Do you know about Mr Shit? He often appeared here talking cheerfully and merrily.
I've never met anyone really kind to other people. I wish he would come back.

How long have you not seen him?

Can anyone teach me how to speak Ebonics? I need to learn how to
say things like "yo yo yo", "homie g dawg", and "fo' shizzle".

>>356
I'm not sure. Everything comes and goes. Not a thing stays the same.
To put it another way, he, sure, may have come here to talk with you,
but you shouldn't feel sad even if he never pays a visit here.
In fact, some people might feel sad when it turned out that K-tan
seemed to decide on leaving the thread, but they never mentioned
her name. So get over him. Forget him. That's best.

>>358
What's Ebonics? Well, anyway, there is the "language" board in 2ch.
Why don't you go there?

"yo yo yo" reminds me of commedian RG, Real Gay.

>>355

What makes you think that you're not here to practice English?

>>360

Ebonics is the language that ghetto African Americans speak. It is
very similar to English.

For example:
ENGLISH - "He is working."
EBONICS - "He be workin'."

>>361
英作文
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1018340471/l50

>>358
Sup' muh nigga?
You be chillin'?
Cause you always be da man, G dawg.

>>362
I suggest you search for websites that deal with Ebonics.

>>362
>>109

>>359
I miss Emma's maniac.

>>365

OK.

>>366

???

Do you believe aliens live on the earth?

>>369

Yes. I know some.

>>370
Are you sure? How did you get to know them?

>>369
Of course. The United States government works with them in the secret underground cities in Nevada.
I wonder if any other countries work with aliens...

>>372
The famous area 51?

As for Japan, aliens from Area 51 once appeared on a TV commercial.
They spoke Japanese really fluently. What's more, they spoke
an Osaka dialect.

>>371

What? You mean there aren't any where you live?

>>374
Sadly, no.

Oh, wait! If you count in a girl, there are at least one alien in Chiba prefecture, Japan.

When I was a child, I sometimes saw a TV program with aliens featured there.
But such a TV program is hardly to be seen these days.

People have got really realistic and regarded aliens as a joke.

>>372

The Russians do.

http://english.pravda.ru/society/anomal/04-06-2004/5811-ufo-0

>>372
You just know some aliens by sight, don't you?

I don't believe there are any other species living outside the earth.

Planet Korin exists in the universe.

>>380
What are you basing your belief on? We you have read in books or
seen on TV? Do you think that is wise?
Should an open minded person consider how incomprehensibly vast
the universe is, and the fact we humans can only sense less than
1% of what is actually in the same room as us, they would probably
conclude that the are countless living things outside the earth,
and probably many more as yet undiscovered creatures both on it
and inside it.

>>382
The God created the universe and designed the world we're on.
He put us human beings here on the earth and many other creatures,
while he didn't on any other planet. Aliens are things human beings
generated from their false belief that there must be life somewhere
in the outerspace. I'm under the impression, however, that considering
there may be aliens is a horrible idea against the God himself.

>>354
it's very funny that you are not aware of your odd english
itself.

we need help from advanced-level english speakers,
not you.

you've got it all wrong.you are on the opposite side.
you are the one who needs lesson.

>>384
i think your english needs some helping hands.

>>355
it's fun to have chat in english here.

but there are some fatal errors here.it's not good to
leave them uncorrected for yourself. they are not colloquial
errors. more basic errors.
this thread is for chat in "english",not for chatting itself.

it is natural we should feel incliend to improve our english skill
when it comes to chat in 'english'.
we can have fun doing
some another thing.but having fun in chatting in english requires
a little study and effort.

we can have fun chatting in english as well as practicing english.

if you feel offensed ,ignore them.

↑
i think you got abbreviated cos you are boring the hell out of us.

>>386
I don't like your idea.

on the onehand,you used very colloquial expressions.
on the other hand, you made a fatal grammatical error
that english native speakers never make.

that's funny.

Eurobeat music has funny English.

>>389
>on the onehand
→on one hand

>english native speakers
→native english speakers/native speakers of english

Most Japanese people don't speak English.

>>392
No shit, Sherlock.

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>>389は何故か間違いを指摘されると切れるのであった。

>>396
カスのくせに必死だなｗ

Who's CUSS?

>>396
粘着乙ｗ

281 ：NEET IS HOLIDAY EVERYDAY：2006/05/02(火) 12:02:42
271 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2006/05/02(火) 11:46:48
今日は会社とかで働いている人も休みなの？
スーパーとかデパートとかも休みなの？
ゴールデンウイークがいまいちわからない。
こどもの日は5日ってのは知ってる。

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>>393
君英語下手だけど？

389 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2006/05/03(水) 09:01:08
on the onehand,you used very colloquial expressions.
on the other hand, you made a fatal grammatical error
that english native speakers never make.

that's funny.

>>402
I don't speak Japanese, sorry :(

>>404
何語ならちゃんと変な間違いせずに使えるの？

>>405
Wait a second... you believe my English is incorrect? Please, talk to me in English!
I don't want to rely on online translators.

"No shit, Sherlock." = "Well that's fairly obvious, idiot."

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>>406
おかしいよ？まともに英語も使えない人のにネイティブの振りしているの
が丸分かりだった。わざと間違えたの？

Golden Week,huh? It has nothing to do with me at all.

もしかしたら単にまともに母国語をマスターしていないだけなのかも。
日本人でもおかしな日本語の文章を書く人はいるものね。
逆上してくるところもまた厨房。

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>>411
お前も社会適応性ゼロのひきこもりNEETのくせにえらそうなこというなｗ
お前みたいなゴミはさっさと死ねｗ

私は日本人ではありません。 私は日本語を話しません。 オンライン翻訳の魔法で私はあなたへの言葉です。

>>413
お、振りは止めたの？


＞お前みたいなゴミはさっさと死ねｗ
必死だねぇ。よっぽど悔しかったのかな？
変な英語は変だからしょうがない。

基地外同士の口論ってものすごくレベル低いね

THE THREAD IS CALLED "CHAT IN ENGLISH", RETARDS.('A`)

>>416
本当だねぇ。止めとけばいいのに。

>>415
君も厨房相手に必死だね。
現実社会で相手にされないゴミってのは正解っぽい。。。

>>406
on the onehand,you used very colloquial expressions.
on the other hand, you made a fatal grammatical error
that english native speakers never make.

that's funny.

>>419
もう無視したほうが良いね。英語も出来ないのにネイティブの
振りをして何になりたいんだかさっぱり分からない。

このスレって意味ないね。
英語のネイティブ（2ch上にわざわざいるはずないけど）
同士がチャットする為のサイトって腐るほどあるわけだけど

あえて名無しの掲示板でだらだらわけわからないこと
続けてるのはただの基地外ひきこもりNEETだけだろう、
1人が必死にスレ立て続けてるのはみえみえ

>>420
Ehhhhh??

>>422
48も続いているんだが。存続に必死か？

>>422
ようするに２ｃｈから離れられない
２ｃｈだけの世界に生きる悲しい奴なのさ。
だから個人のアイデンティティがよりはっきりしてる
ソーシャルネットワーキングサイトとかフォーラムとかには
怖くて、自分の英語にも自信なくていけないのさｗ

２ｃｈ＝チラシの裏だからいいじゃん、やりたいようにやらせれば

>>425
へー、詳しいね。実体験？

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hey guys let's discuss happy things like bacon cheeseburgers and mittens and stuff like that

What's up my Jap?

>>428
'Sup dawg?

I am writing blog everyday. Please give me comment.
Please add me your list. it's ok!!

http://www.xanga.com/kairess86

>>427
on the onehand,you used very colloquial expressions.
on the other hand, you made a fatal grammatical error
that english native speakers never make.

that's funny.

Don't bully me I'm innocent.

>>431
Reality check: English natives aren't perfect themselves. Lots of natives frequently make fatal grammar and spelling mistakes. It's almost embarassing.

I know that.

Are you pissed off?

Btw, dont you guys know
Britney Spears' songs“Do Somethin'”and“I'm Slave 4 U”,
Avril Lavigne's song“Sk8er Boy”'
Jesse McCartney's song“Without U”and
Gwen Stefani's song“What you waiting for?”?
Why suddenly I said such a thing is wanted to say that's wrong, around >>360, somebody wrote“who've used these slangs are probably African-American”!!
It can't be, can it?
I think they're just fools biassed toward English
and just rasists as well.

Plus looks there's somebody who believe in Jesus Christ deeply
,who are anti-Darwinisms,
but it's more imteresting for me. HAHAHA
Take It Easy, Sir/ma'am!!

PS our chatting lots of fun Interrupters with dirty Japanese conversation are not interesting any more.
They're just annoying, aren't they guys?

Oh in addition, >>360,
he's NOT RG(real gay), is HG(hard gay),
as it, I think >>360 is a real native English speaker because of its wrong.
Cuz Japanese(who living in Japan at least) probabry do not make such a mistake on it, do we?

>>437

Maybe he is English, Canadian, or Australian or something, because an
American would know what Ebonics is.

>>438
Oh really, didn't he know it?
what a curious guy he is...

>>436

Yo, sup, my nigga? I agree wit you dat all deez rasist muthafuckas
needta get outta hea', but I ain' pleased dat u be dissin' mah lawd
and saviah Jesus Christ, ya hea'?

According to the newspaper I have in hand, Murakami Fund has taken a new stand
against Hanshin dentetsu. Murakami Yoshiaki is trying to take over the parent company
of Hanshin Tigers, Japan's hottest baseball team. The fans of the team were once relieved
to hear Murakami deny he managed Tigers. But it's anybody's guess what will happen next
because he seemed to change his mind.

Some economic professionals suspect Murakami is just threatening board members of Hanshin Dentetsu,
because all he may want to do is sell the stocks he bought at as high price as possible.
And I think they are right. Murakami Fund doesn't have what it takes to manage companies
and he has never tried to provoke Hanshin Tigers' fans so far. As a matter of fact, when
he gained a large number of shares of Hanshin stock, He was very deferential to the fan in question.
The problem here is, if both of the companies can't meet halfway,
the ones who will suffer are the fans. That is the big problem to be solved.
Worst, they will march on the street and go to extremes.

>>440
sorry but I couldn't gotcha!!
write more clearer plz!

>>437
No, you're wrong.
"Yo Yo Yo" →RG
"Say Say Say"→HG

>>442

>>442

Now u be forcin' me 2 use mah spellchecka in Microsof' Werd. Wat's da deal wit u?

"Yo, sup, my nigger? I agree with you that all these racist motherfuckers
need to get out of here, but I ain't pleased that you be dissing my lord
and savior Jesus Christ, you hear?"

>>444
And at the same time, ain't you one of anti-Darwinisms?

>>443
And then who's real gay?

>>445

Wat is dis Darwinism shit dat u be talkin' bout? Alls I no is dat
Jesus be da lord.

I'm watching TV now. Benny the glamarous hosts the program.
How very appealing she is!

>>447
Oh, ok nigga.
I got it, HeHe

Benny's pronunciation is perfect. She is a native speaker!

The first prize goes to Mr Tanaka.

How did your Job interveiw go?
・It went well.
・It didn't go well.

Yikes! Kurihara Harumi is showing up!

Yiepee!! Yay yay

Oh really?

Horse racing.
Ah, bike?

>>441
If Murakami takes control over Hanshin Tigers, I guess its fans will
get together and dive to Dohtonbori river.

I wonder if John Okonar grew up in Japan.

Hey, did you know John won the silver medal at the Muh-jung competition?

Well, I didn't know. Silver medal... At Muh-Jung competition?
He must think really fast.

Yu-na Kim is a real stunner. You should take notice of her.

Yuna, who?

>>462
Oh, didn't you know?
She is a S.Korean figure skater. Won the gold medal the other day.

>>463
I searched for her information. Her face is small.
Pretty, heh?

>>464
Some of us already agreed on calling her a fairy.

fun fun fun

Yu-na is prettier than Mao, IMO.

Does here exist anybody knows what“chimichanga”means?

>>468
It is a type of Texas-Mexican food. Basically a burrito with beans, rice, shredded meat, cheese that is deep-fried.

>>469
Oh, thanks. You shouldn't have done that.

So let's go back to the current hot topic.

Is there anyone?

YAP.

>>470
You're not me!
Watcha doing!


>>469
OIC Thanx;D
I know it for the first time frankly.
yay yay!!

Let's speak about a fascinating topic!
Doesn't anyone have it?

The Yokota Megumi story.

About chimichanga!

>>476 Other ones?

>>477
The Yokota Megumi story.

ＯＫ

>>477
I love sexy guys.
And I don't care about guys' races.
How about you?

How about Yon-Sama?

>>481
Yon-sama is surely looks gentle.
But he's not my type
besides I'm not so older to get chase him.

*Yon-sama surely looks gentle.

Rinka looks sexy. Her hip. Superb.

>>484
Seems so.
Cuz she's a Japanese grandchild of French-quarter parentage.
But I've often heared that she looks skinny as well as Grandma.

>>485
No, she has the ample cleave.

It was,
×as well as Grandma
〇like Grandma
sorry

>>486
Why?

French quarter? That's a neighborhood in New Orleans, isn't it?

>>489
Why?

>>488
I don't understand what you are getting at, by why?
She has the ample cleave, that's why she isn't skinny.
I can't explain more.

>>491

I think he is joking, or trolling.

>>492
Anyways I'm not called“he”, probabry.
Cus I am a kind of Woman/Girl.

>>483 I think so, too.

>>493

Oh, sorry. "She", then.

>>494-495
nvm XD

Why are you XDing?

>>497
XD is one of expression of emotions characters as well as ;P :D you know

Oh, I knew XD was an emoticon. I just wanted to know what you
were laughing at.

>>499
I was laughing at nothing in perticular
but just I wated to indicate my emotion at XD like ( ^-')b

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>>489
It is, but I think they meant that one set of her grand parents were French, so she would be a quater French.

Is there a person who can speak more than 3 languages?

I parle nihongo.

I can speak Japanese too.
I'd like to be able to speak Spanish now.

Is there a person who can speak Spanish among these?

Yo puedo hablar español.

>>506 Great! Can you speak Spanish?

What kind of meaning is it?

>>507

What I said was "I can speak Spanish."

yo = I
poder = to be able
hablar = to speak
español = Spanish

"puedo" is the first-person singular form of "poder".
In Spanish, verbs have to be conjugated for person and number.

.............Singular Plural
1st Person puedo.....podemos
2nd Person puedes....podeís
3rd Person puede.....pueden

>>508 You're cool. And it's enviable.

I see, thank you very much for telling me conversantly.

What e-mail software do you use?
My Thunderbird is not working too well.

>>503
There have been people that could speak 60-100+ languages.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_noted_polyglots

It is preferred to learn languages in your early ages.

I'll exert myself more.

You're never old to learn.

Are you there?

I guess not.
Bye.

Yes,I'm here.
I'm always here,
and I always stand by you,so have a good sleep.

hello everybody?
anyone still here?

Good morning! What's up in the Land of the Rising Sun?
All sleeping I bet...except for the NEETs

what's the time in Japan now? 0_0

look at your post time

sorry..= =faint

>>520

FAIL

Do you believe English brain exists?

>>524
What do you mean by that?

>>525
People say Japanese people don't speak English because they haven't
developed the brain by which they are supposed to understand/use English.

>>526
I think it depends. When you're younger, it's easier to learn languages. So you can teach an English kid Japanese and vice versa.

>>527
＞So you can teach an English kid Japanese and vice versa.
What do you mean?

>When you're younger, it's easier to learn languages
Of course, it's likely that even Japanese children can learn English more easily.
That's not the point here, is it?
What I wanted to ask about is: People say once developed, English brain can
enable you to manipulate English like native speakers. From what I saw in an ad,
someone said, "I've been listening to English for several month,
and the other day I woke up to find myself very fluent in English!".
And word of mouth has come to say that there must be English brain.
But I doubt that. Even if you can make progress day by day, little by little,
you might not want to believe you can become a good English speaker in a flash.

So I asked you if you are a believer of English brain.

I believe English brain exists because English speaking people speak
English.

I wish I was taught Japanese when I was young =(
Instead I had to learn French. Je pense que la francais est stupide.

>>529
I'll tell you what. If English-speaking people with no comand of Japanese
start to learn the language after coming of age, do you still think they
will be a fluent Japanese speaker without trial and error?

>>530
So you aren't from Japan?

I know what you mean, though I don't understand French..
I wish I was taught English when I was a kid...
As you may know, we usually start English at the age of 12/13, I mean,
after getting into Jr high under the current compulsory education at that time.

Ah, if I'm not mistaken, do you come from Canada?
I hear that French and English are usually used in Canada, that's why.

>>532
I'm Canadian.
Your English writing is great.
Can you speak English as well as you can write it?

>>534
Thanks. You flatter me.
But to tell you the truth, I don't speak English very well,
my English is strictly limited and with strong Japanese accent.
I often feel down when I can't put into words what I want to say.
But the biggest problem is that I have hard time catching what English
people say and talking back to them soon. It's completely different
from online chatting.

>>535
Ah, I see. Perhaps you just need total immersion -- get a job here or in the States.
In Canada we're quite tolerant of non-native speakers and accents.
A third of the population of the city I'm living in is Asian.

>>536
＞A third of the population of the city I'm living in is Asian.
Oh, really? I didn't know that.

I have a mental picture that Canada has a magnificent big lake
and people there are cheerful. (never been there so far, though).
Maybe the image I have comes form a TV program I saw ages ago..

>>537
haha. Yeah much of Canada is like that.
I live on the West Coast though, so the view is a strait/ocean surrounded by mountains.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Vancouver_ib.jpg

Not to change the subject, but in retrospect, I didn't see non-Asian
people walking down the street and taking a train several years ago.
But now things has become different. Even where I live(suburban areas),
I sometimes see some. When I go downtown, a number of people from English
speaking communities are there walking.

hmm, maybe in a few years I'll be one of those non-Asians you see =)

>>538
Wow! Beautiful! Thanks.

Just out of curiosity, but how is the weather like in Canada?
I mean, I know there are catastrophic hurricanes hitting America,
but weather in Canada doesn't make worldwide news, does it?
Since it's on the waterfront, I wonder if flooding happens there.

>>540
Yeah, hope you will!

No flooding, no earthquakes, no hurricanes, no snow (well, rarely).
It gets chilly and rains constantly in winter, that's about it.

Oh, the rest of Canada is usually frigid in winter (-10C to -20C), but no catastrophes like hurricanes.

>>543
How peaceful. I love it.

Speaking of earthquakes, it's said that a huge earthquake is
supposed to hit Tokyo.. If I remember right, the committee of
seismic research or whatever the name is, officially stated
that there's a big prospect of it perhaps in 30 years.
And just two days ago, a somewhat big one happened where I am.

Wow, that's scary.
Worrying about natural disasters... what a nuisance =(

>>546
Yeah, that's it exactly.. It's supposed to happen, but almost nothing we can do
about it except for preparing some pet bottles of water, etc.

Anyway, don't you feel too hot when you come to Japan?
I'm referring Tokyo. According to the weather forecast, it's about 20C today.

whew, that hot already? We get that temperature in mid-summer, almost daily.

Um, can I ask you about English expressions?

What do you usually call it (>>358)?
A picture, a photo, or an image?

>>548
Yeah, mid-summer in your place, spring in Tokyo.

So we couldn't do without air-conditioners when in mid-summer(over 35C)

omg, 35C! That's crazy. Yes that's way, way too hot.

>>549
We call that a photo

>>551
Even to me, too hot.
But instead, we can enjoy summer season.
Fireworks displays are taken place in late July and August.
Some girls wear Yukata, or traditional Japanese clothes like, say,
the lighter version of Kimono to go watch them.
What's more, there aren't more to life than drinking beer in summer.

To put that away, I guess the temperature in Canada is almost like that of
Hokkaido(situated in the north of Japan)

Yeah it's all about the beer =)
We have a fireworks competition in late July / early August, it goes on for several days. It's called the Celebration of Light.
Thousands crowd the beaches and fireworks displays are set off from the bay. Every day is a different country's performance.
Most people don't dress up, but you can spot girls in Yukatas here and there.

It was a little over 20C around Ontario, Canada.

>>554
Oh, it must be almost no different from here.

Well I'd like to experience a summer in Japan before making any comparisons =)

>>557
Yeah, you're right. If I fly to Canada, I'll make it in summer.

By the way, if you don't like to teach Japanese people the English language,
I think there are a lot of teaching jobs. And if you are worried about
health insurance or the pention system in Japan, feel free to ask me.
I'm an expert, so to say.

>>557
Why?

>>558
Thanks.
Yeah I'm not cut out for teaching unfortunately.
I'm a software engineer. Specifically, I make games.
There seem to be a few game studios in Japan that are willing to hire foreigners.
With full immersion I think it will be easier to become certified to a level where I can work at most game studios in Japan.

>>559
Although we also have fireworks, I'm sure the atmosphere is different in Japan.
The fireworks displays here are more like an entertainment show than anything cultural or spiritual.

>>560
Oh, are you? I sometimes enjoy overseas games, I mean, amature
programmers give us their original RPGs online for nothing. In a sense,
they help me learn English. Interesting.
I hope you apply for and get a potition here.

I'm not an agent who ask English people to come and teach in Japan,
but one of my dreams is to help such people out in terms of social benefits
and working conditions when they come here.

That would be a very helpful service, and a great benefit to your country.

>>562
Ｗｈａｔ　Ａ　Ｂｉｇ Ｄｒｅａｍ Ｙｏｕ Ｈａｖｅ！
Ｔｈａｔ'ｓ Ｃｏｏｌ！
Ｗｏｏ Ｗｏｏ

Canada remind me of maple syrup. They put some syrup on a piece of ham
and fried egg, while Japanese do soy sauce. That would be one different thing.

>>564
Ah, yes, that is one reason I've studied some law.
But better stop talking about me.

>>565
Yes we love our syrup. One of my favourite treats as a child was maple syrup snow taffee =P

>>567
What's maple syrup snow taffee? It sounds like some sweets,
but I haven't had one. Is it traditional food?

>>568
heated maple syrup + freshly fallen snow

>>569
Fallen snow? Canadian snow is edible!?
That's suprising me enough.

Well, have a good day. I must go.
There's an important hockey game, a Canadian team is facing elimination by an evil US-corporation-funded monster team.

>>571
Hope you'll be back here again. See you.

いどんつんでｒｓたんｄうぁちょうさｙ.

what the hell is going on aroud here ?

hey guys what's up?
i'm at school now, but i'm taking a study hall =)
i didn't use English in my life a while.
cuz i'm in the U.S.
what are you guys doing?

no much, and you?

Hello, I am shotacon boy.
Is there shotacon here?

only lolcon?

oh!missed Senyou Brouther is anoying!
kattenisagaru

Are you blockish?

I N e e d S o m e S e x

If I can reach the stars

pull one down for you

>>581
Are you preparing for runnaway to the star with Maki?

I'll be the sunlight in my Maki's universe.
You would think my love is really something goog.

Maki has nothing to do with the stars.

sorry, I was mistakeing you for a Maki's fan.

Change the world.

by the way, where is Maki's nerd?
he is all right? He is still lovin' Maki? or his love changed from Maki to other idol?

That Maki's fan has gone, I think.

Lord Maki's mord has gone.

The Dark Lord once exerted dominant influence on the English board,
but his power is diminishing.

Couldn't he manage to finally realize that there is no any angel at all on this Planet Earth.

the Dark Lord will be back. He needs sacrifice, her blood will get
his power back, bring him back to his body.

>>592
Tell me about it.

How many people in this thread are there that strongly believe Maki chan comes down from the heaven?

I'm not a fan of Maki's, but I think Me and Maki are right for each other.
I know we will get along well and you might say I should go on a date with her,
but it's tough for me to ask her out for some reason.

You took my breath away why I didn't think there's a few Maki Horikita's fans stil on the world
though the news of the eternal triangle between Kyoko Koizumi, Kazuya Kamenashi and Maki Horikita
and between Kazuya Kamenashi, Tomohisa Yamashita and Maki Horikita have been breaking in the various mass medias.
If you really like her, you must know it, don't you?
Or have already knew it, why don't you reason with it?

*there were

*two eternal triangles

>>597
What are you saying? I'm not her fan.
People say Maki is an angel, as much as to say she's different from us,
but they are wrong. She's just a girl.
Just to clarify, I won't ask her out, but I think I'll accept her
if she want to go out with me. That's all.

>>600
Sounds you're coming it over considerably.
Certainly she's just a girl as well as me.
But needless to say nobody's begging you to go out with you have no fear as you know well.
And in addition, Maki also has a right which to choice people around her such as friends and a bf you know.
I wanted to tell you was nothing but just it.
HAHAHA lmfao

I wish I could watch Japanese TV and see who all these people
that you're talking about are...

/knows more about Seiyuu than Idols, which is to say not very much
at all

ショタコンいないの？いるだろもっと。

>>602
Not to worry. I don't follow them most of the time, either.
So I use Google to learn about them or ask them who they talk about.

I walked in front of the fridge and bent down to take out a pack of
frozen prepared food, then put it into a microwave and heated it.
3 minutes later, I took out the pack and cut it to put the food
on a plate before starting to eat it. It was a kind of cooked rice
with a piece of chicken and some vegetables in it. It was good.
Still, I need one more pack to satisfy my stomach.

but that was the last one in the fridge.
I just through few peaces of ice in my mouth instead.
then something fluffy moved at the corner of my eye.

"I just through few peaces of ice in my mouth instead."
threw a few pieces

"moved at the corner of my eye"
in the corner of my eye

thank you!

Ramen is one of my favorite foods. I can't resist its temptation
when I pass a ramen place. In most cases when I'm hungry, I stop in
it and tell the master chef to work on one with soy sauce flavored soup.
I prefer to order a small bowl of rice at the same time so that I put
some of the soup on it and eat. Some people don't do the same as I do.
But you should wrap some soy-sauce-souped rice with seaweed using chopsticks.
You should be surprised how good it taste. Believe me. Give it a go.
I can assure you that you can really enjoy it.

Do you think females look appealing when they run their fingers through their hair to
in case their bang is into the soup?

that sounds very tasty.
Now I feel the same temptation
as you feel in front of that kind of shop.
I can imagine flavorous black liquid
being poured on white rice.
My mouth is watered.
I can't wait till the shop open.

Since no body pointed out, I must finger out by myself
>>606
Don't eeeeat! that is your beloved cat or something!

thank you.

Are you a good cook? As for me, I don't cook well. All I can do is
heat prepared food, fry eggs and rice, or boil some kind of pasta(including Ramen).
I sometimes dream of becoming a good cook and host my family with my great food,
but it needs great training I can't get through.

I'm still thinking what I should have for breakfast.

I'm eating a rice cracker, though. (munch, munch, munch...)

Hey! I'm done with the cracker! Serve me another food, please!
I'm still hungry!

how about a nice juicy stake with some
mashed potatoes and not green salad
with blood trickling from it.
and with slices of fried garlic on it

I cut a ban in half, then put some chocolate cream on one of the half-cut ban,
and put the other one onto it. I made a chocolate sandwitch!
And I ate it. (munch, munch, munch)
Now I feel half full. What should I eat next?

>>617
Cooking the steak seems to take a great skill. I can't do it.

I don't smile at your proposal. I'm twitching with disgruntled looks on my face, to be honest.

So tell me, what's your best recipe?

I didn't eat last night. No wonder a piece of ban and two rice crackers
and a bowl of rice can't be enough to satisfy my hunger.

Oh, I forgot. I ate a pudding, too. Anyway, though, that doesn't make a
big difference. I need some more food.

>>620
why? Well I guess you like it well-done.
But the moment the teeth are sinking in the soft fresh flesh
is a treasure in one's life.

What did you eat for breakfast?

I ate bread only this morning.

How much of it? I wouldn't be satisfied with a slice of bread.

I highly recommend you eat a cup of natto mixed with mekabu everday.
That makes your bowel really clean and healthy.

>>628
Natto smells awful but tastes terrific.

And having healthy bowels means that
you are very strong against any stress, according to a recent study.

ユーは日本人なんだし
日本語でかいちゃいなよ

revelation:>>631 What are you talking about?We,japanese are the man who is worthy of god,aren't we?

hear,hear!

What are you going to have for lunch?

maybe I'll have a cup-ramen.

It's really fine and warm today.
I'm going out with an imaginary girl friend.

>>636
warota.

revelation:>>634 I'll have a okonomiyaki.It mast be most delicious than all.
revelation:>>636 Let's“nanpa".Ok?

thanks but no thanks. I don't think I deserve doing nanpa.

I just got home from work. Working a six-hour shift after school isn't all that much fun. ('A`)

revelation:>>639 The cnfident man is cool whatever man.I suggest that you get some confidence.
revelation:>>640 lighten up!

>>628
I sometimes eat it,
and tastes awesome...
awww It makes me starting to wanna eat it again!!

This thread needs more pudding.

How long have you been teaching yourself English?

Since I was born.

How can you?

>>643
I agree. Pudding makes everything better.

プリンがどうしたっつーんや？ボケェ？

Natto saves the world.

What did you have for dinner?

Did you see today's boxing matches on TV?
Kameda Kouki knocked down the opponent just at the second round.
He rushed to punch the opponent in the face repeatedly.
I'm sure he will fight against a champion and defeat him.

I can't come up with anything but natto.

What a shame. You should forget about it and make more progress
in learning about other foods.

I don't like him.
So, the news that he was knocked down, made me very fine!!

横浜本坑のながいけいこです。今日は、職場のネットの目的外使用と、日本と関係ある複数の国のとても、ここにはれない内容です。
たまには直接アクセスしてほしい、実名写真いり、「ながいの日々」をクリック。
なが◎けいこ氏のブログを読んでみたが、何の問題もない。
>http://www.hi-ho.ne.jp/
k-nagai/index.htm
生徒の噂はしているが名前は出していないので、本人以外は不可能に近い。ただ生徒は転校や解約をしている。

>>654
Oh, yeah, the opponent was completely defeated!

Even if Hyodoru were the strongest man, he would be very bad at computer and many idol knowledge.
In the end true winner is me not him

>>657
Not "even if", but Fedor is actually the strongest of all human beings at the time.
Anyway, on what measure do you rate him? He doesn't want anything
to do with idols and computers, I guess.

he is the strongest physically, but he is very ignorance of female idols

>>659
No matter how much ignorant he is of female idols or no matter how
distant he is from them, they don't leave Fedor alone.

When if Fedor touches my angel Maki chan's holy body on purpose, then my angel burst into tears, he would be defeated by me.
He becomes the second strongest man. I just wanna say that.

But I always hopr for peace at least within around us( I and Maki chan).

Kouki has a big mouth no one can neglect. Everyone expects him to say something funny and disdainful
when he opens him mouth to speak. Usually, his attitude toward his opponents must be considered rude and impolite
but everytime he has fulfilled his promises he made before matches, people came to believe in him.
All the things he says will be done. That's why people accept his way of behaving.
Now that he have had exclusive seats for women only prepared where he fights, more and
more females are really interested in him and stand behind him. There's no denying female
idols have great interest in him, too.

>>661
You're dreaming.

If Kouki ask Maki out, what will you do about that?

>>664
That is the most ridiculous question I've ever been asked in my entire life.
She will categoricaly reject his horny and superficial offer. Maki chan only loves me.

>>665
I don't think Kouki is rude to females. He's noble and gentle and
sincere. So if he offers her to go out with him, he is serious.
Don't worry about it.

She hates that sort of horny rooster!! She loves me!

>>665
I suggest you give her up and look around to search for any woman people would think you deserve.
Mitsuura Yasuko is good for you.

I thought Maki's fan was banished from the thread, though.
How did you manage to survive?

>>668
No! Matsuura is not suitable for me.
>>669
Why I must go away from here?

>>670
I don't see why you don't think you can stay here.

Maki is mine, not yours.

>>672
liar! you should get away from here. Angel Maki chan is mine!!!!!

>>673
Oh, yeah? You think I lied to you? Why?

You two should leave soon. This thread is not supposed to talk about
angels.

Girls often prefer bad guys to mushy kind of sissy men.

>>676
What you said is almost right. Many many girls are applied to yout theory, but not my angel Maki chan.

We're here to talk about more serious matters like politics, ecolosy, and
cultural differences.

>>677
She isn't diffrent from other girls.

>>679
No! she is special. So she is recognized as an angel

>>680
Yes, she is! You should cut the talking about Maki in the first place.
She would read you with disdainful looks on her face.

>>680
No? Yes, you're right. She isn't defferent from them. I'm happy
that you finally admitted to it.

She holds respect, kind and love feelings toward me, she hasn't any insult at me.

Let me get you straight. Maki isn't special at all.
She's just a girl standing in front of me, asking for me to go out.

>>684
The girl who names Maki in front of you,is Gotou Maki, not Maki Horikita.
Maki Horikita is mine. she is an angel.

r u kidding?

>>685
Gotoh Maki...I almost forgot about her. How is she now?
She sure looked cute, but she seemed nasty behind...

He's gone. But I suspect the worst is yet to come.

Airheads, don't speak of low-leveled and tiresome topics about Idols!!

You can pick any topic that worth discussing.

keep it in the family.
When I was 15, I fucked my first cousin who was 20.

>>691
そんなこと信じられないね

>>692
英語でおｋ

Welcome back, MAS.

i think homo people r great
why? cuz when u let another my fuck yr hole he can give u money

i feel bad again
hey
do u understand my inner pain
i cant graduate from an emo kid

ouch my ass
he said when a negro strtd to penetrate his hole

>>694
How did you know it was me??

>>698
I live in the Eng-Jap thread.
How are you doing?

I'm sleepy.

I'm good thanks, and you? How come you are still up at this hour, may I ask?

becausE I am jobless. I am jobless for 3 years.

Sorry to hear that. Why can't you find work? And if you have been
jobless for 3 years how do you afford your internet connection?

hey. any girls here?
can you tell me how do you feel if you found that a guy which
you love IS gay?

hey, MAS... Are you a student? Do you also work part-time?

Pretty upset I should think

so...
tell me about >>705

I was working full time, then I was a student, now I'm about to start
a new full time job

do you entered an university after graduation from high school?

Kind of, but the education system in the UK is a bit different.
I also did a lot of on the job training.

I am currently changing my old university to another one
it feels horrible

so, are you from a middle or upper-middle or upper class?

hey
do you know that depression is horrible? I am already wasted
some things in life because of it
u know it's ok to be depressed if u r 35yo but not if you are 18
lol

MAS is from very poor family
he lives in a rural town in the middle of england

>>712
Middle I guess. I don't think it really matters. What is important
is how intelligent a person is, not their social background.

what kind of people attend to OXFORD
is it possible for a guy from middle class to study in OXFORD?

mas, what can you tell my about crazy days of miss Tatcher?
she was a crazy slut

when I go to college I plan to spend my days alone, studing
I dont even have a keitai because I dont need it, really.
is it possible to be that lonely student? I mean all other students
would think that I am crazy
lol

>>714
You are correct about where I live, but unfortunately incorrect in your
other statement. In the UK richer families live in rural areas, by the way.
お前はいなか者ですか

>>719
hey hey dont be that angry, or someday you will kill your wife

yeah

>>717
The was before my time

I heard about that... cocain gays haha oh I love 80's

Are any of you living in Tokyo? I miss it so much

tokyo is nothing special, really
just an endless wastelands

I plan to kill myself... it is okay

the england is dead

But I had such a great time there. My best friend lives in 三軒茶屋, you know it?

sure

mas, I know you're a faggot. cmon dont be shy.. we all know,
you are a faggot. dont hide your trueself, please dont made
girls unhappy by being such fag

this thread reminds me a night I spend in a gay club..
it was a MESS. you know why... all those fags have a dark past
many of them barely graduated from a school.
some of them are male-sluts... what a live we are living in.

Cool. I really want to return soon. Tell me, why don't people ever
talk on the morning trains? For me it was quite a shock to be in a
train with like 100 other people in complete silence.

>>729
Oh, you have exposed me. I'll never forgive you

>>732
dont be so hard on yourself. we know it

seriously, I can't forget that girl on the train
she was... perfect... she was just my copy...
she looked at me twice and then she took a sit and close her
eyes..

so you managed to annoy MAS and got rid of him from this thread...
shame on you.

ack, so many threads i've missed, and i never even replied to the comment
i was supposed to. I need to get around to it soon. Being busy all the time
is annoying.

>>731
You were unaware of that before going there? o.O
Strange.. I've always taken the bit about most
Japanese people working hard to not impose on
other people's space for granted, since that's
one of the first things I got to know about it.
Well, at least especially in the more tightly packed
areas. It's one of the elements in Japan that many
foreigners see as stereotype for it.

random possibly interesting linkage if anyone is interested:
http://konstantin2005.blogspot.com/2005/09/how-to-drink-vodka-and-stay-sober.html
Not that most people here should attempt that. Especially not if one has genes
that will make sure to take one out as quick as possible.

And now I run off again. Ah well..

>>731
I tell you why,
because we, Japanese, don't talk to strangers
nor smile at strangers in our everyday life!
We are all cold-blooded non-humanlike beings in this dog-eat-dog world!
You don't realize that unless you look/sound/act 100% Japanese!
We are cruel to our people and way nicer to whites!

Dear MAS

Is it just me or did you call yourself Paul before?

I bet you have no friends...

You bet!

>>739 >>740
Two of you should make friends with each other
since you guys don't seem to have one in real life, huh?

You should abondon the idea that people are friendly to each other.
To put it another way, they are really indifferent to,
don't want anything to do with, and talk to, total strangers.
Of course, I'm talking about those who live in urban areas.
A bunch of people from rural areas have rushed to come to Tokyo,
stayed there, and as a result changed the social environment of the past.
There used to be kind and friendly people. But these are the days.

>>742
It is better to have friends than to have enemies in this world.

>>743
Enemies? No, that isn't the word. Strangers you never talk with,
that is the idea. See?

What are you planning to eat for lunch?

>>744
I think strangers are better than enemies.
Since strangers do not know you, they are not aiming to hurt you.

>>746
Not unless they attack others on the street at random in the night.

This plastic baggage is free of hazardous chemicals.

>>746
Avada Kedavra!!

Good evening, Japan.

Eh, hello. What time is it in your place?

1:07 AM.

I live about 80KM from Toronto.

Our time, obviously, is about 14:00. It's a bit odd to talk to a
different time zone, isn't it?

>>752
Oh, so you are going to bed so soon?

Yeah. It's almost like you guys exist in the future! :o

>>754
Kinda want to stay up, kinda don't. Still debating with myself.
lol

Toronto... I know that city by name... It's a shame I don't know
about it very well..

>>757
All you really need to know is that it's the biggest city in Canada and it's one of the world's most multicultural and ethnically diverse cities.

>>756
I take it from what you wrote in >>755 that it's saturday mid-night in your time?
Then you can stay up before sleeping, can't you, if you are not going out in the morning,
well, tommorrow?

>>758
Oh, thanks. How didn't I know that? I just found out how big Toronto is
on a website.

>>759
Yeah, I was 755 as well.
I don't really need to be up in the morning tomorrow. I got to go to work at 4PM, so I can sleep in pretty late.

How much must I study English in order to get an American girl friend who's white race?

>>762

You might want to be fluent. orz

>>762
Thatttt or find some anime/Japanese obsessed nerd. You can find them hanging around at anime conventions and what not.

>>761
That's good to hear.

>multicultural and ethnically diverse
This line makes me sure the city is very energetic.
Are there a lot of immigrants there?

>>765
42% of the city is not white. :o

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto

EAT MY SNOT!!

>>768
Only if you eat my ass out. I'll provide the spoon.

>>766
That sounds like a really large number of them are accepted there.
Speaking of immigrants, however, I sort of imagine there are ethnic
conflicts between peoples, mild or bitter, I'm not sure.
What happened to France and America recently has come back to me.

>>770
I don't live there, so I'm not quite sure. But it seems to be alright there.
Sadly, there's always going to be racist people.

>>771
I see. If they meet people from other contries than theirs in person
and speak with them, there might be oppotunities of respecting each other, IMO.

This may be a boring question to you, but
I'm curious how people from overseas has come to know about 2ch?
As you see in this thread and the "Discuss EnglishJapanese learning" thread,
we have several English speaking people coming along here to talk with.
But I've never asked them how they spotted 2ch. Is it a little famous around the world?

>>773
4chan.

>>774
Thanks for the simple answer. What's 4chan by the way?

>>775

http://www.4chan.org
An English language imageboard site.

>>776
Thanks again. So there's a site similar to 2ch. I get it.
2ch must've been mentioned there.

>>777
Yep.

>>778
Are you sleepy? I might not want to keep you, if you want to go to bed.

>>778
It's alright. I was doing other stuff that needed to get done.
I just remembered that I've been up since 7:30AM. Maybe that's why I've been so tired. ('A`)

Well anyways, G'night.

>>780
Ok, Have a good night after you are finished with it. See you.

I forgot to eat something for lunch! What should I do?

I've decided on a bread roll with some mayo and bacon cut into pieces on.
It's good.

Sounds very delicious. Give it to me!

So now I come to Maki, with Open arms, nothing to hide, beileve what I say

>>738
No, I'm a different person. Paul lives near London, I live near Manchester.

　　_、_
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ Hmm, Interesting.

>>773
I heard it was a good place to practice Japanese-English translations

　　_、_
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ Hmm, that's news to me.

What software is popular for posting on 2ch? I'm posting from my
web browser but I seem to remember there is some special software
available. What is it called?

My head is aching now.

>>791
Because of..?

There are many.
http://www.geocities.jp/browser_2ch/

I'm using JaneDoe.

I have a cold. Have mercy.

　　_、_
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ I could use a cup of coffee.

　　_、_
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ This is a silent Internet.

>>794
Heh, I hope you'll get well soon.

>>795
I was thinking the same, though I settled with a cup of green tea instead.
You might want to drink a lot of water too, though.

　　_、_
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ You guys are making me look like a talkative mad man.

>>798
Mad? Nahh. Just interesting.
Talkative? *shrug* Sometimes.

　　_、_
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ Nah, water is too weak for my taste.

>>800
What's the name of that soft drink.. pockary sweat? That's supposed
to be good too, according to what I've heard. I suggested water on top
of the coffee in order to keep you hydrated enough, especially as
coffee dehydrates. It usually is good to keep oneself not dehydrated when
one is sick.

It's a funny coincidence that MAS has the same initiasl as Michael Aaron Seaver,
the main character of the TV series "Growing Pains."

Thanks! I've installed JaneDoe. It's good.

Sorry I have never heard of that series

>>803
Nice :-D Perhaps I'll get around to trying it too later this summer.

>>802
Never heard of it o.O
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088527/ hmmmm

>>801
Pocari Sweat. That's a bizarre name, is it not?
I learned a tip for taking a nap, you know.
Have a cup of coffee right before you take a nap,
and in about thirty minutes you will wake up miraculously sober and fine.
That's because caffeine takes effect in approximately thirty minutes.

wow!. ∧ ∧ ∧ ∧　　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　 Σ(ﾟДﾟ；≡；ﾟдﾟ) ＜　Ooooops! i 've got lost something strange, awful･･･
　　 　 ./ つ　つ　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　〜（＿⌒ヽ　dokidoki
　　　　 )ノ ｀Jззз

>>803
Is it working properly under the non-Japanese Operating System?

>>806
Hehh.. Pockari Sweat is a bizarre name indeed, though I don't like caffeine
naps myself. But perhaps it is because of my extensive experience with
caffeine. If there's something I've learned, it is that sleep and caffeine
do not mix.
For me it works much better to just take a nap, and then when I
wake up sip on some ice-cold water, or orange juice (preferably with ice),
and perhaps some coffee after that.

Growing Pains is a wonderful situation comedy.
It has a touch of pathos.

>>807
http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/

I suppose it's a bit too early for a gimlet.

>>810
Ah. Though I've never seen that one, I've seen a lot of other shows of that type,
including Family Ties (which someone compared it to amongst the comments on IMDB).

>>812
That depends on your sleep-cycle, doesn't it?

I think my computer is going gaga.

　　_、_
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ Yes, I'm a sleepy-psycho.

VEC English Grammar Test
http://secure.vec.bc.ca/vec/online-test.cfm

>>816
Heh? Could you elaborate on that statement?
I more of meant that it's usually seen as more acceptable for
one to imbibe alcohol in the latter half of a "normal"-length
cycle of being awake, than the former half.

>>815
How is your computer going gaga? O.o;;;

Woa, you're talking like a book, ma'am!

My computer used to hang up in the proccess of shutting down.
Now it often freezes in the middle of system start-up.
Have mercy.

>>818
Hey k-tan.
People have missed you a lot.

Agreed violently bald head.

>>427
Because it's winter?

>>820
I blame that on three things:
1) I always try to formulate my sentances as clearly as possible here.
2) When I'm tired and in mixed company I usually try to make sure no
significant misunderstandments bound to pop up.
3) I'm reading The Great Gatsby this very minute (it's a school assignment),
and have been for a while now.
http://www.litfix.co.uk/fitzgerald/onlinetexts/gatsby/chapter1.html

err.. sentences... typos are annoying..

>>822
Nahh. There are tons of interesting people here =)

>>824
...I should have read the previous bits of this part xD
I so was not aware of that the mittens character had appeared here xD
Ahh, good times, good times.

I've read The Great Gatsby.
I prefer The Catcher in the Rye.
The Nutty Professor is even better.

>>826
Please don't be so meticulous about spellings and grammar.
That was obvious and anyone can understand it's just a typo.
Correct yourself only when you made serious mistakes.
I can misspell eni tyme i wont yoo noh.

∧＿∧
( ´･ω･)
( つ旦O　I am having a cup of coffee.
と＿)＿)

>>829
Unfortunately I haven't read those books yet.
So far The Great Gatsby leaves me unimpressed. I think the main reason
for why it's so loved is because it's easy to interprent it in different
ways, as well as it dealing with classical and timeless subjects.
And my impression (from what I've heard about the book) is that
Nick really seems utterly smitten with Gatsby, in a nonsexual manner.
He seems to be in love with the idea of the existence of people who can feel like him.

You are very intelligent.

>>830
jah, aie nauw. Buht eet luux ei biet naiser venn wonn duezn't
meessplill tuu muich.

I didn't know you spoke laten. (T_T)

>>831
Oooh, nice. I had some earlier. Now I'm drinking slightly flavoured water.
I drink a lot.. -_____-;;;

>>833
Heh? Okay? If you say so.

>>834
...lol! Laten? What? *giggles madly*
Hmm... Now that I look at my text though, it looks sorta a bit like
bastardized Dutch.. I was originally gonna type with a thick Swedish
accent, but I figured it would be too difficult to understand for
people who are not familiar with Swedish letter-pronounciation.

Kyrie eleison. m(_ _)m

errr... i ment >>835

>>838
...Sorry?
What did I do wrong now?

>>839
With 2ch browser, you can almost never mistake the number of post you respond to.
You just click on the number, and select "Reply to this" from the pull-down menu.
You can alse reply with qoates:
>>837
> >>834
> ...lol! Laten? What? *giggles madly*
> Hmm... Now that I look at my text though, it looks sorta a bit like
> bastardized Dutch.. I was originally gonna type with a thick Swedish
> accent, but I figured it would be too difficult to understand for
> people who are not familiar with Swedish letter-pronounciation.

Like this.

>>841
Well, yes. Just doesn't seem practical for me to use another program
yet for replying to this thread when this board is the only one I visit
at 2ch, and rather seldomly at that.

>>841
Though still... What did I do to be responded to with >>838 ?
O.o;;;;

Forgive me father, I was playing with myself.
m(_____ _____)m

>>844
.....lol?

~~When I look back upon my life
It's always with a sense of shame
I've always been the one to blame
For everything I long to do
No matter when or where or who
Has one thing in common, too

It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin
It's a sin
Everything I've ever done
Everything I ever do
Every place I've ever been
Everywhere I'm going to
It's a sin~~

~~Father, forgive me, I tried not to do it
Turned over a new leaf, then tore right through it
Whatever you taught me, I didn't believe it
Father, you fought me, 'cause I didn't care
And I still don't understand

So I look back upon my life
Forever with a sense of shame
I've always been the one to blame
For everything I long to do
No matter when or where or who
Has one thing in common, too

It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin
It's a sin~~

Sinner rider, rides in with the storm
The devil rides beside him
The devil is his god, God help you mourn
Do you, do you hear it, do you hear the thunder
Deafen every living thing about
Can you, can you see it, can you
See the mountains darken yonder
Black sun rising, time is running out

Sacrifice to vice or die by the hand of the
Sinner!
Sinner!
Sinner!
Sinner!

His steed of fury,
Eyes of fire and mane ablaze
Demonic vultures stalking
Drawn by the smell of war and pain
He roams the starways
Searching for the carcasses of war
But if it's hungry then its very presence
Disrupts the calm into the storm

Curse and damn you all you'll fall by the hand of the
Sinner!
Sinner!
Sinner!
Sinner!

God of the Devils, God of the Devils
Won't you help them pray
God of the Devils, God of the Devils
Is there no other way

Can't you hear their souls calling out in their plight
Can't you see their blood is boiling setting them alight

Thirty years now sleeping, so sound
War raises its head, and looks slowly around
The Sinner is near, sensing the fear
And the beast will start movin' around

Can't you see their souls calling out in their brain
Can't you hear their blood is boiling setting them alight

...Sinner, Sinner, Sinner, Sinner!
Sinner!
Sinner!
Sinner!
Sinner!

Sacrifice to vice or die by the hand of the
Curse and damn you all you fall by the hand of the
Sinner!

What is "laten", though? Misspelled latin?

Yes, Latin.
k-tan eleison. m(_ _)m

>>848
Hmm.. Judas Priest? Never heard that song, unfortunately.

~~Wer zu Lebzeit gut auf Erden
wird nach dem Tod ein Engel werden
den Blick gen Himmel fragst du dann
warum man sie nicht sehen kann

Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn
kann man uns am Himmel sehn
wir haben Angst und sind allein

Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein

Sie leben hinterm Sonnenschein
getrennt von uns unendlich weit
sie müssen sich an Sterne krallen (ganz fest)
damit sie nicht vom Himmel fallen~~

Though at the moment, 'Reise, Reise' makes me feel more fuzzy inside,
and I don't know why.

>>850
Ah... Nah, though my boyfriend studied latin for seven years.
And my mother studied latin for a number of years a long time ago.

Unfortunately (or should I say fortunately?) I never have. A bit
of a pity, as I like being aware of root-meanings of different
words.

>>817
13. Describe that car.
It is a big, American, black car.
It is an American, big, black car.
It is a black, American, big car.
It is a big, black, American car.

??

14. The mice are __________ the cheese.
around
behind
under
between
?

I did not know the answer to these two questions.
The email with the results does not seem to be coming either.

>>851
Könne du Deustches sprechen?

Beautiful, oh web of stars
that looms amid the sons of Earth
Enfolds me in thine sylvan arms
that unity's vehement charms
befalls a weary son of Earth

Beautiful, in tears bereaved
in sylphlike sadness, left to bleed
Bewailed upon a bed of thorns,
impaled, a heart, on sorrow's horns
A seeker's ode to thee I read
My tearful soul thy mourning heed

The stream that leaves thine open wounds;
A life-blood licked by hungry hounds
No verdant balm to soothe our wounds
Wherefore betwixt two worlds I'm torn
Ere thralled by sin I'll die - forlorn

This slumbering world of shallow fools
may one day clasp the cosmic Hell
lest journeymen by Earthen rules
bring forth the truth for which Angels fell

To the earth and sky and sea
I call that thou may answer me;
Father of Nature, of beast and mankind,
my soul for thy love, my tears for thy pain
...An Eden in fire,
what lives shan't remain

For when I live under a different sky,
beneath the ethereal hills the clouds passing by
Remember the time of which I cried to be part
Remember these words, for they have flown
from my heart.

>>853
Könnst even, orz

>>853
The test result comes at the end of it.
E-mail address will be used for sending you further information of VEC's projects.
They are not a spammer.

>>853
Nur ein bisschen. Ich versteht viel, aber ich kann nicht spreche...
Even though I should... Ah well. I'm working on improving it.
My boyfriend's German, too. I pity him for having to put up with me
butchering his language xD

~~Father, father, father, father
Father into your hands, I commend my spirit
Father into your hands
why have you forsaken me
In your eyes forsaken me
In your thoughts forsaken me
In your heart forsaken, me oh
Trust in my self righteous suicide
I, cry, when angels deserve to die
In my self righteous suicide
I, cry, when angels deserve to die~~

>>858
It's "Kannst" and "Deutsch" actually.

>>857
Maybe they block some free email services.
When I hit back and resubmitted after changing the hidden form field with a gmail email, it worked.

Your VEC English Grammar Score was 92.
YOUR VEC ENGLISH GRAMMAR LEVEL IS 8B.
Here's how you did in each level of our English Grammar test:
( ･∀･)

>>858
Meine Deustcher ist sehr schlect. Ich hatte viel vergessen.

>>860

orz That should be >>856, not >>858

>>860
...Hi.
"IM IN UR INTARWEBS
BUTCHERING UR LANGUAGEZ"? :-p
Silly ninja-lurker *pets* <3

>>862

o.O Is there something wrong with my browser's encoding?

>>864
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Apparently!

Hope I've sorted it out now.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS!

>>861
My score was 90 when I did it last year.
(´･ω･`)

>>860's name field says he's k-tan's boyfriend.
Does he know about this BBS?

>>868
My boyfriend? Yes. He visited 2ch long before I ever did. However he
tends to look at other boards when he visits this place, rather than the
English board. And that poster is indeed my boyfriend, I got a bit
surprised at seeing that here, as I was (and still am) chatting with
him over messenger, and he hadn't said anything about that he was
still looking at this thread. He rarely ever posts, if at all. I think
he's posted less than a dozen times in this thread since I started to
visit this board, though the other posts have been done anonymously.

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k-tanと!

Weird encoding glitches, these.

>>870
... o.O;; Whut? You might wanna try to get those glitches fixed...
And remember that jokes like that go over my head without an explenation :-p
I don't know as much about 2ch memes as you do. Not the least bit, you know :-p
I vote for you coming up with something more original as a handle than my name,
so nyah.

　　　　彡ミミミミ))彡彡)))彡)
　　　彡彡ﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞ"ﾞﾞ""""""ヾ彡彡)
　　　ﾐ彡ﾞ　..＿ 　　　＿ 　 ﾐﾐミ彡
　　((ミ彡 '´￣ヽ '´/￣　｀ ,|ミミ))
　　ミ彡　 '￣￣' 　〈￣￣ .|ﾐミ彡
　　ミ彡|　　） ）　| |　｀（ （　|ﾐ彡
　 ((ﾐ彡| 　（ （　-し｀)　） ）|ﾐﾐミ　　　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　 ゞ|　 ） ）　 ､,!　」（ (　|ソ　　　＜　Well done, my child!
　　　　　ヽ（ （￣￣￣' ) ）/　　　 　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　,.|＼､)　 　　' ( ／|､
　　￣￣| ｀＼.`──'´／ |￣￣｀
　　　　　 ＼　~＼,,／~　 /

o.o;;

>>872

Original content? In MY posts?

>>875
It's more likely than what you think! @__@

>>876 was an accident..
orz

　　_、_
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ I'm interested what sort of boards on 2ch a German guy would visit.

( ･∀･) Grandpa, why are all of these Western people posting on 2ch?

　　_、_
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ Hmm, I must say I'm speechless.

>>880
( ´ω`) Because they want to. Now hush up and give me my backrub.

>>881
Oh? Why? Sorry?

　　 ∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　（　・∀・）　＜　My headache is killing me.
　　（　　　　） 　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　｜ ｜　|
　　（_＿）＿)

>>879

Mainly just this one, thanks to my Japanese not being all that good.
I occasionally also try to read NEWS4VIP though.

>>885

Again with the weird encoding glitches ... o.o

>>884
Ow =(
Do you have any painkillers? Otherwise ginger is said to be good
for curing headaches too.

>>885
VIP board may polute you with bad Japanese.

>>888
That's true, but it's a fun place to hang out as long as I don't pick up the speech patterns.

VIP Board: Behind the Scenes

　 　 　　 _, ,_
　ｗ　　（・ω・　） Don't make a mess.
　(~)､ /　　　i　 ） I'm the one to clean it up.
　 ＼ `　|＿/　/|
　　 `ー_（　__ノ　|
　　　 （　 `（　 ､ﾉ
ｗｗｗｗｗ_ﾉ`i__ﾉ

Awwwww I think ma head iz bout to knock me down I bedda go now.
Bye bye. (　＾ω＾)

>>891
See you later, bye :)

<_<
>_>
Ah well

*runs off*

hi everyone! are you all awake?

Well, I am awake. It's 11:50am here, CA in the US.

how are you doing over there?

>>897
I'm doing OK. Just bored. I have to do so many things today, but I just
don't feel like doing. It's foggy and chilly outside.

what's your image of hell?

I am just like a Peter rabbit.

I don't get what you are saying.

There is a big grocery store near my apartment.

Peter likes eating a carrot.

>>902
Aren't you lucky.

I wish there was a grocery store near my apartment.

>>898
meskins!get out of the states!Pedro.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>>904
Plus ten or something stores, to be exactly.

I'm going to make it work.

Let's build on the collective knowledge of the people we have here
and bring a whole new peaceful life to the English board.

Do you think the next thread should be built?
In my opinion, we should put this thread into several specific themes
like sports/music/politics and what have you. Why do we have only "chatting" threads?
It's too general.

No, I don't think so.

Why not?

>>911
No one wants to talk about specific themes, you know.
We just like to say good morning and chat about general stuff.
It's easier to say, "we need to specificaly talk about something", but
just creat a new thread that appeals to a number of people and retain them.
Of course, a newly built thread always seems to be coming along fine at first.
But I have never seen such a thread continue to be successful.
People in it soon get bored and realise they shouldn't have done that.
So I will never stand behind your proposal.

>>912
I see what you mean. But you missed a big point there.
Off the top of my head, we have never had a sports/music/politics
thread so far. I mean, we may have had a bit more specific themed threads like
"discussion in English" and "dirty talk in English" or whatever.
And as you said they were no goog. Still, we haven't yet tried to focus on
specific things as I pointed out. So it might be a good idea to give it a try.
Allow me to take another example, there are many anime fans abroad around the world and
they have webpages. I think if they know they can talk about Japanese subcultures
here in the biggest Japanese message board, they will be here to stay.
And you can't deny there must be a lot of sports maniac all over the world.
There's no point staying the same. We should make good progress.
Creating many kinds of threads in which we can communicate in English
is the only way to keep this board vital and popular.

あの、haveとhasの違いを教えてください＞＜
sheとかhe 人の名前　のときなど区別がつかないので教えてください

>>913
I strongly disagree with you.
If there had been a need for specific threads, we would have had
one so far. But obviously not. This explains a lot.
No one wants to talk about other things than "hi, how are you?".

９１４です。
しかとしないでください

>>915
I'm afraid I have the impression that you are wrong.
As things stand, sure, this general thread is sort of active
and that's the reason people say "hi, how are you?" and
take extra time to know what should be discussed here. That is,
time is running out and end the superficial conversation.
If specific themed threads will be set up, they can talk
about what they want soon. No need to use up time.
You know that.

>>915
And I don't want you to take this personally, but I guess
non-Japanese people coming here because they want to know more
about Japan, especially both Japanese traditional and sub cultures.
How in the world do you think they only want to say Hello?

>>917
They come here because they want to read funny English. That's all.

>>919
Well, you might be wrong. I don't say they want to read funny English,
but at least, it's only a part of the reason they bother to pay a visit
to a Japanese message board.

>>920
Then ask them! They will no doubt say I'm right.

>>921
I have a queasy and unsettled feeling that we have a prejudiced
person like you.

>>922
Oh, yeah? Then what? Face the music and read their minds.
They pretend to be nice, but they talk behind you all along.
How funny it is to tease Japanese!

>>923
What makes you think so? You seem to be suffering from what seems like
delusion. They come here to talk about something, not to tease us Japanese.

Let's get back to the point we have made. Do you really think
specific themed threads that I believe are needed now, aren't
expected to be built?

What are you planning to eat for dinner?

I want to eat some tender beef.

>>920
In fact there are some native English speakers here.
They speak good English that we can learn from them here.

>>928
No, that's not what I wanted to mean. I didn't say, "we have no native
English speakers here". I just wanted to say, "I admit there may be
some native speakers who come here to read OUR funny English, but
not all of them."

If you wanna talk about something specific, then you should build a thread for that.
There seems to be nothing wrong with this thread, though.

Hello. How are you? I'm fine, thank you.
Bye-bye!

Nice try!

Thank you. You're kind. Please say good things about me.

>>919
If I'd want to read funny English, I'd go to Engrish.com :-p
And if people want to create threads for discussing specific things in
English, then they should go ahead and do so! However that would
be no replacement of this thread, merely a complementary addition to
the already existent threads on this board.

>>950 needs to not forget to create next part of this thread after this one is gone.

>>934
What is your idea concerning what theme is good for the English board?
It's easier to say, "it doesn't concern me" and just walk away!
We should be sensitive to what is being looked at, and reflect upon as many
different perspectives as possible.

>>921
I don't think anyone comes here to read funny English. I come here because I'm learning Japanese
and have an interest in Japan.

>>936
I'm relieved to hear that. Come to think of it, I'd never make fun of
English-speaking people who is learning the Japanese language that try
writing what they want to convey in Japanese. By the way, do you think
you don't want to participate in a thread with a specific theme?
I thought many people wanted to talk about something more specific.

There is a variety of message boards and discussion forums on the Internet:
http://www.google.com/Top/Computers/Internet/On_the_Web/Message_Boards/

>>938
Not in 2ch, though. What's important is to talk anonymously and freely.

http://4-ch.net/

ha?

>>938
Why don't you go there? We are talking about 2ch.

( ･∀･) Good morning Grandpa.

Dr.Strauss says I shoud rite down what I think and remembir and evrey thing
that happins to me from now on. I dont no why but he says its importint so
they will see if they can use me. I hope they use me becaus Miss Kinnian
says maybe they can make me smart. I want to be smart. My name is Anti-Miyadai
I am 32 yeres old neet and next munth is ny brithday

As long as I am able to write, I will continue to put down my
thoughts and ideas in these sociological reports. It is one of my
few solitary pleasures and is certainly necessary to the completion
of this research.
I have checked and rechecked my data a dozen times in hope of
finding an error, but I am sorry to say the results must stand. Yet,
I am grateful for the little bit that I here add to the knowledge
of the function of the human mind and of the laws governing the
artificial increase of human intelligence.
The other night Dr. Dtrauss was saying that an experimental
failure, the disproving of a theory, was as important to the
advancement of learning as a success would be.

ENGLISH board on 2ch is for discussions on the Engish language itself
which inevitably leads this board to be occupied by the learners of English in Japan.
If you really want English discussion forums that any English speakers around the world can participate,
the first thing to do would be to make the world know about 2ch.
And then ask the management to set up an International Board.

新板をねだるスレ＠運用情報◆25
http://qb5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/operate/1145722579/

The following considerations assume that there are systems. Thus
they do not begin with epistemological doubt. They also do not
advocate a“purely analytical relevance”for systems theory. The
most narrow interpretation of systems theory as a mere method of
analyzing reality is deliberately avoided. Of course, one must
never confuse statements with their objects; one must realize that
statements are only statements and that scientific statements are
only scientific statements. But, at least in systems theory, they
refer to the real world. Thus the concept of system refers to something
that is in reality a system and thereby incurs the responsibility
of testing its statements against reality.

>>944-945
それはチャーリーじゃないのか？

>>942
Since when? Who are you?

　　_、_
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ This is one good stopping place to talk nonsense, isn't it, my dear Watson?

Opps, I got 950 by accident.
God help me.

>>946
So do you think it would be no good for learners of English to disscuss
something?

>>952
Of course it's GOOD, my dear Watson!
But it may be difficult for ENGLISH board to function that way
since there are not many people who are eager to discuss anything.

>>952
And are you >>939? If so, why do you think anonymity is important for discussions?

　　_、_
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ I finally got over my headache.

♪└|∵|┐♪└|∵|┘♪┌|∵|┘♪

>>954
Let me make myself clear then. To my mind, what makes 2ch energetic and popular
depends on its anonymous posting system, and compared to 4chan, as you said,
there are more learners of English, which is, those who are at the elementary level
and the intermidiate level cannot be scared of posting in English.
Advanced learners can go there, though.

　　_、_
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ I'm comfortable when I'm in awkward silence.

>>957
That's true. And I've never seen a more energetic message forum anywhre else.
And I agree that anonymity of 2ch is what made it grow big as it is now,
but most of anonymous posts are only about temporary topics, not long-term themes.
It would be difficut and confusing to discuss about certain topic not knowing who said what
or who has what viewpoint. Discussions are continuity of statements.
This is why I think anonymity is not a good factor when you want to have deep discussions or
debate on serious issues.
Besides, total freedom could lead to mayhem.

　　_、_
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ Something's wrong with my IME.

　　_、_
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ By the way, I don't usually go to 4ch, Sherlock.

>>950
Build new thread.
Wishing luck with such activity!

確認したスタッフ姉ちゃん、自分のミスじゃないからか、そもそも無礼なやつなのか知らないけど
、全然、謝るような態度じゃないし。この程度の事なら、言葉だけでも下手に出れば、世の中丸く収まる、と言う程度の処世術も持っていないらしい。
サービス業失格だな。
罰として、予約２言語８コマ分、全部確認させました。
ええ、向こうから全部読ませました。よりによって、全部違う日に１コマずつ入ってるんだな。
こう言う時に限って（笑）

>>959
Thanks for the input. Yes, you have a point. In the course of
discussion, we sometimes go out of the main topic of a thread.
But still, it'd be more like 2ch, don't you think?

Let me put aside mayhem things for now,
and talk about contiuity of statements. If you want to prove yourself
as the same poster after you respond to someone, then you can put your
name in the name box. And contrary to this general thread, in a specific
themed thread gather people who want to discuss/talk about the theme.
So you don't have to suggest what should be discussed between casual
aquaintances. You can soon enjoy talking about the topic in question.

In the first place, you don't need to talk back to specific posters.
That's 2ch. Let's say, people discuss something like this in other thread in 2ch.
And if one doesn't like it, then he/she can go to other message boards.

>>961
What do you mean, Sherlock?

　　_、_　　　　　　　Hmm, 2ch may be big, but if you look at this ENGLISH board in particular,
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~　it's one of those isolated boards. The problem is, how you gather people.

>>962
Thank you very macho, Arnold.
It seems that there are not many people here today.
Maybe it's easy to start a new thread.
(　　　　^_^　　　　)

第2のスーパーフリー・ヤリチンDQN集団「ばいえるん」が、5月7日に行われる乱痴気パーティーで2ちゃんねらをボコボコにするらしいぞ！
潰される前に潰せ！VIPPERやアウトロー板住人が突撃OFFを敢行します。
全2ちゃんから参加者を送り込め！！

日時：5月7日（日）16時〜22時
2ちゃんVSばいえるん
http://ex14.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1146955121/
2ちゃんVSばいえるん
http://human5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/4649/1146892841/
【渋谷】２ちゃん vs ばいえるん Part3【ヲチ】
http://off3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/offevent/1146995042/
【ｴｲｼﾞｱ】2ﾁｬﾝﾈﾗVSばいえるん【現場】
http://ex14.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1146996618/
中津川事件で、犯人のヤリチン少年が2ちゃんねらーに叩かれる中、
2ちゃん潰しを豪語するバイエルンのウテウテりょーま（逃亡中）がヤリチンを称賛。
ここにバイエルンvsねらー戦争が勃発。
りょーまはプロフを消して逃亡したが、バイエの初代代表けんけんが強気な煽りを続け、
ついにVIPPERやアウトロー板住人が凸に動く。

最後もNOVAで締めてみました。>>あんたの会社では、では東京の生徒は激怒していること気づかないの?
VOICEは来るよ来るよ、総勢１１名。みんなGWはNOVAで締めるようです（笑）>>有名になりたい。
ついでに今日はドイツ語当日予約！　だってー、昨日聞いたら取れそうだったんだもん（例の事件の時）。だから今朝は気合い入れて10:52に電話しました（＾＾）ｖ
（何故かうち、10:40〜10:50に電話すると『休憩時間ですので』と断られるのだ）
ということで、VOICE後２コマドイツ語。ダブルGかと思いきや、GとAnの２人体制でした。わーい（＾＾）>>いやがれせが何時までつづくかな、あなたは、有名人なことだれも教えないの?

　　_、_
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ How brutal, Scarlet.

>>966
You are right. That is a challenge. Most of people who visit the board
have interest in English. English is a thing we have in common.
But at the same time, you happen to meet someone who have the same taste
as yours, but after the short conversation, there are not chances you can
meet him/her again. In the unlikely event the person comes back here again,
you cannot always talk to him again. Finally, you give up.
That's a shame.

But if we have built a thread for a specific theme, it's more likely
that you can meet them again. That's worth a try.

So it might be wise to look into what's hot among us.
If we creat a thread for an unpopular topic, it will go inactive
and deserted soon. What do you think?

This is one thread for specific topic. Ha ha ha.

Discuss Idols In English!
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1145037661/

　　_、_
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ Well, to be perfectly candid with you mister Ambassador,
　　　　　　　　　　I don't think your plan will work out too well.
　　　　　　　　　　Even though we make threads for specific themes, they are bloody likely to
　　　　　　　　　　be buried in other countless Japanese-speaking threads of miscellaneous subjects.
　　　　　　　　　　You need at least one board specially built for English-only postings.
　　　　　　　　　　This is what I suppose mister President.

We have 713 threads on ENGLISH board already.

　　 ∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　（　・∀・）　＜　I'm getting nervous, brother.
　　（　　　　） 　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　｜ ｜　|
　　（_＿）＿)

>>973
This is a personaly question. What do you like to talk about?

>>976
　　_、_
（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ Well, ah'm a book-bug yu no, ah lyke to tawk 'bout books, sir.
　　　　　　　　　　Waz yor innarests, sir?

I think I'll make a cup of coffee, Marvin.

It was a bit lukewarm. I should have boiled it again.

Next thread:

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 49
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1147010176/

Next thread:

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 49
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1147010176/

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

fill this up!

1000-16 GET!

Maki Horikita is as angel.

I have hunger

finish me off... please!

I am from Latvia. Do you know about my country?

yes. how many russians has your country evicted from your land?

10 posts to kill this one off

Still alive.

Come on people, eight more posts.

Die thread die!

finish me off, finish me off, FINISH ME OFF!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!

My cock is erecting. What should I do?

1 Have a firm grip on the stick.
2 Move the closed hand quickly back and forth.
3 After a while, you see a shot of white liquid comes out.
4 Wipe it off using some tissues.

almost there!

yo

I will be very happy!

1000 I will be very happy.

このスレッドは１０００を超えました。
もう書けないので、新しいスレッドを立ててくださいです。。。