Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 27

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hello.

>>999
What emoticon?

>>5
hello

>>6
orz

>>8
Nope, never heard of orz

Is this thread sanctioned by 2ch? Shouldn't Chat 26 be taken down before 27 is created?

>>9
It illustrates a person who droop his/her head.

>>10
Aren't chats 1-26 still standing?

>>9
orz is like "pity" in japanese Net language

>>12
No they do not appear on the list. Click スレッド一覧はこちら and look.

>>11
No matter which way I turn my head..
I can't see orz as a person drooping his or her head
Why do you bring orz up?

>>13
Oh, then that isn't an emoticon, it's an anagram
an emoticon is like this :) lol

>>15

orz

OTZ

you don't see the guy on his knees?

Look:

○|￣|＿

>>17
GJ

>>16
I am sorry. orz

>>17
Well, when you do it as ○|￣|＿ it makes alot more sense
I see it now obviously.
I could ASCII, but on this US keyboard I'm not sure which key is what
character

I did not realize my foolishness. orz

>>20
do something useful and go to Japanese->English thread and
translate for people

>>20
I won't know what they are asking me to translate
I can only read Romaji

>>23
why not?

>>23
anataromajiyomerundesuka?

>>23
I think there might be a "n" missing

>>20

Here is an English language forum for ASCII art:
http://4-ch.net/ascii/ There is probably some useful thread there.
Have you been to 4-ch? It's closest to English equivalent of 2ch, I think.

>>25
Yes I understand Romaji
And you need to put some spaces in there =P

>>28
so you speak Japanese but you can't read it?

>>28
sinda houga iidesuyo anata

>>28
Yes

>>31
you must have a very bad teacher to let such a thing happen

No need to test my knowledge of Japanese on an
English only thread =P lol

>>31
you can't read Romaji but not Hiragana and Katakana, right?

>>33
of course there is. This is a Japanese, english only thread.

>>32
Most classes involving Japanese in the US
use Romaji exclusively

>>36
No they don't. I met exchange students from US and they could read
kana and some kanji. they only learned Japanese from college

>>35
That is why there are a few Americans, a Canadian, and a Mexican
that all read this thread. ^_^

>>36
Wrong. I learned hiragana in entry level class.

>>38
we should test their ability as well

>>37
Aah, I haven't taken college Japanese classes
I meant Highschool classes
I suppose University level Japanese majors might learn
Hirigana and Katanakana etc.

>>38
Don't forget k-tan from Sweden.

>>41
You don't have to take it as a major. They just always make sure
you learn kana and then start in on the kanji in any Japanese class.

except, apparently, yours.

>>42
This thread is very international XD

>>44
that is the reason many Japanese are not coming here anymore I
think

>>English
Do you have a livejournal?

>>44
You must be a tough guy since you are being able to say meaningful sentences in spite of your little sleep.

>>43
We learned some, like the symbol for toilet
but I mean, they don't teach enough where I could
go to a non-english thread and know what anyone is saying
Understanding spoken, and being able to speak, Japanese
is enough for me

>>45
There are over 100 active threads on English board.
I think foreign visitors can post in one.

>>45
Japanese people have something against foreigners?
>>47
I only sleep about 4 or 5 hours a day
>>46
No, I do not

>>48
as long as you stay in US and use Japanese for anime. then yes
you will be fine

Last year there was a 2ch site called world2ch for foreigners,
but it's gone now.

>>51
I've been pondering coming to Japan with the
Nova teacher program. Or one of it's competitors
I was told that I wouldn't need to know Japanese

>>50
not against (well some maybe). but they stop to posting when
there are many foreigners because of poor english or just to read
what foreigners say.

Unless it is foreign woman then it becomes very busy here

>>51
you won't need to know it to work.
It is not a great job is seems. many NOVA teachers has a bad
reputation

I am a genuine Japanese.

>>54
Aah, people are afraid to post if their
English is too poor? I frequent IRC so
I am very accustomed to people who aren't
natural born English speakers.
So feel free to post guys XD

There is two foreign woman here, one is k-tan and the other is ^__^ from Mexico.
k-tan has very smart posts, I think she is a programmer, so men will not lust after her.

>>57
thank you

NOVA as a company has bad reputation

>>60
I know, I've heard the horror stories
That is why I am considering their competitors
or a small independent school

Can someone explain the problem with NOVA?

In eikaiwa industry it is all mostly the same.
Some of the independents are worse then big schools. but then
some appear very nice

>>62
Apparently they work their employee's like dogs
Also you have to share an apartment with 3 other people
and pay full rent even though you are sharing

English isn't it very very late?
Are you going to work tomorrow?

>>62
they do not care for the students or the teacher.
NOVA has no interest in helping students learn only making money.
They don't care who they hire as teachers and many teachers don't
care to do the job properly.

>>65
It's 3:28 but I don't have a job
I'm still a college student

>>64
that is not always true. it depends on the branch.
My friend who teaches there has his own place.

>>64
Aslong as they let me move out and find my own
place, I would be more than willing to work for them

>>64,66
Thank you. But I am under the impression that almost anyone can be a English teacher in
Japan anyway. Do other companies have higher standards?

>>64
I've read many articles, blogs and the sort
and according to most of them all you need
is a college degree, and a pulse, and you are hired

>>69
you will have difficulty finding your own place though. apartment
land lords and realestate agencies are not often friendly to foreigners.
especially if you can't read.

>>72
Even if I am willing to pay them more than usual
for rent?

>>71
and that is the problem i think. there little quality to such
teachers.

>>71
That's why some dislike English teachers.
Japanese English teachers can probably do a better job because they are familiar with
both languages.
The only thing that the Japanese teacher is lacking is conversation skills,
which are not so important in Japan anyway.

>>73
you cannot bargin such things as rent. Japan apartment finding
is a very annoying system.
And as an english teacher you would probably not have enough money
to pay more rent

>>75
They probably would be, nonetheless there
are tons of positions for foreigners to teach
English. NOVA is fully English however, you can't
talk Japanese in the class, it is forbidden even
for the teacher.

>>77
my friend says he must break such a rule at times or else the student
would never understand his point

>>76
Even though it sounds stuck up, I could
get my parents to pay my rent and they could
more than afford to pay a higher amount than
landlords would normally ask for

>>79
your parents would willingly pay $1000 or above a month?
And I think its highly unlikely that you could bargin the rent.
That just isn't done (unless you're dealing with a landlord who
isn't Japanese perhaps). Besides most of the problem is you just
being foreign not actually your money

parent with money, what a wonderful thing（・∀・）
however i am not blessed with such a resource T_T

>>80
Yes they would be willing to pay that much
And I don't see how being foreign could stop me
from getting an apartment. Is there no discrimination
laws in Japan?

>>80
In NYC a good one-bedroom apartment costs well over $1000.
If it's a clean, safe neighborhood, it's closer to $2000

>>81
Money doesn't make people good parents
but I suppose it's a nice consolation

>>82
Nope there aren't. If a landlord or realestate agency doesn't want
to rent to you there is very little you can do about it.

You must have rich parents. Why would you bother getting a job at all?
Oh and the usual system in Japan is that you're going to have to
pay anywhere from 3-6 months worth of rent in advance with only a
small chance you'd see 1-2 months of it back when you leave.

>>82
The percentage of foreigners in Japan is tiny. It's not like in America with so many
immigrants and races that have to be protected from racism.

>>85
I do have rich parents, but that doesn't mean
that I want to leech off of them till the day
I die. I'd like to do something with my life =P

>>83
bout the same in Tokyo. You find stuff for around $500 or $600
but by American standards they aren't liveable (space wise).
Im sure in NY you're not paying $1000 for like 20 meters squared
with no toilet or bath are you?

>>87
then you might as well become independent now and live up to the
harsh realities of housing in Japan

>>85
I live in a 20,000 SQ foot house (Don't know that figure in Meters)
in a suburban area of Kansas City (not that any of you have ever heard of it)
But in the good part of New York, a basic apartment is over a million dollars

>>90
yeah if you want to buy it. And Japanese standards of basic and
American are sort of different. What's 1mil. in Ny is probably like
3-4mil. in Tokyo

>>90
You can find a very nice spacious one-bedroom apartment in Brooklyn for $40,000.

>>92
If you have seen Kimi wa Petto, that is the type
of Apartment I would be looking for

>>90
I have heard of it. But you're probably right. The middle seems
boring so we don't go there. Chicago was interesting. And Northern and West
states had pretty scenery. No reason to go to middle states

Anyway, I have to go to sleep. It's later here than it is in Kansas.

>>94
I visited Chicago this summer, there seemed to be many Japanese tourists.
More than I have ever seen in NY.

>>94
It is boring, you were right to stay away
>>95
Goodnight
>>96
You should visit Las Vegas. There are thousands of
Japanese tourists

>>93

Its been a while since I've seen that so I don't remeber it too well but.
Then you're probably looking at at least a couple grand a month (i'd go as high as four).
plus the 6 grand to get in.

I mean considering that there are apartments in Tokyo that rent
for 1mil a month, you're parents must be really nice if you expect
to live in anything resembling America-size (unless you're living
out in the boonies of Japan...)

>>98
I'm 6'3 so as far as I can tell, a basic
apartment in Japan would be too small for me.
I need an apartment, I don't know, that is atleast
2,000 SQ feet

koji is kind to anyone who talks to him because he is pure and
gentle.

>>100
Haro?
well, atleast you aren't a mean, Impure person

>>99
You're being evil. koji wouldn't comlain that much.
he's gentle and never bite any helping hand, he thinks.

>>101
koji is kind enough to tell the evil man what he said is completely
wrong.

Hi koji!
How is your day?
Mine is full of suprises! I had been having a tooth ache so I went to dentist and had my wisdom tooth pulled out! What a surprise!!
I didn't expect this at all! With this one, I had three pulled out in total!! Wow! How unfortunate!!
anyway, that's my day. how is yours?

>>103
Could Koji stop talking in third person
before I hire an assassin, send him to Japan
and have your balls chopped off?
Please

>>99
considering that that's about 186m^2 that is probably going be
around $5000 a month (of course would differ from area to area)
plus whatever deposits/gratituity fees you
have to pay to move in.

koji suddenly appears and talks to himself every day. It is creepy.

It is getting cooler out there and koji sometimes gets suddenly remorseful
because he may have said things that made his feelings hurt.
koji is nice and kind.

>>106
I don't think you get to choose where you work
I'd be looking to live somewhere near Akihabara
(not a nerd, but I like to own the latest tech)
I'm not sure how the Japanese train system works
but a place near one that could get me to Akihabara
would be very usefull. Near Shibuya would also be helpfull
but I bet those are the really expensive apartments

I love koji! the biggest fun of his!
because he is a nice person!
Those who hate and speak ill of him should be jelosre of him bedause of his popularity.

>>105
koji thinks he doesn't hate even the guy because of his kindness.

>>109
Unfortunately, Akihabara has become a place of sex culture such as ero game and ero anime.

>>109
the couple i was basing my figures off of were in and around the
shibuya area. Akihabara isn't going to make the price come down too
much though.

As long as you're not in far west Tokyo (or not in Tokyo) then akihabara is
going to be easy for you to ge to.

Didn't you see DENSHAOTOKO ?
That's exactly the epitome of that friggin' place!

hi, i'm coming

easy come, easy go

he doesn't know why koji is such a kind person, but his chinese girlfriend
told him that he's just an epitomy of gentleness and kindness.

>>113
It would be nice to be somewhere inbetween
Shibuya and Akihabara. I don't plan to be
celebate while I am in Japan, so a location
near Shibuya is essential =D

let him go

>>119
what's are you doing?

>>114
Nerdy is the epitome of Akihabara?
Well, I don't mind, I don't think anyone
will mistake me for a nerd if I hang around

Once upon a time, there was a good person called koji. he is always
kind to anyone who talks to him. It's because he had helped his friends out
when they were in bad situations.

You have a chinese girl friend!
Is her name, in any way, happen to be Tenka?

>>121
When you enter any building in Akihabara, it will smell of sperm because of many nerdy people.

They leaned on koji everytime they wanted a helping hand.

>>118
More like Roppongi

.... koji apparently passed over my post.... ok he is busy ... doing other than replying to mine...

>>124
Nerds aren't homosexuals are they?
Aslong as they don't try to Kancho me
Or get me naked, I'll be fine

koji loves Yukorin, and he likes her fans as well.
he thinks it's nice to have something in common.

ヾ(*´∀｀*)ﾉｷｬｯｷｬ

>>127
he never ignores a good person like you.
he sometimes overlooks it, though. he must be sorry about that.

I have two big flats in shibuya and nakameguro. I can sell you one

>>128
I mean they are always thinking of masturbation and searching for their favorite ero anime or game.

>>132
Not ready to go yet, still have strings here
such as a girlfriend and school
The second either ends, I will go though

koji felt hungry and wanted to eat something. If you're kind enough,
could you tell him what's best to eat this season.

why dont you try to work as HOST? if you're cute you can do it! the
payment is good, and you're always will be wear good cloth like armani, etc

I drinked tea, and then eat a choco

>>136
A host is a whore right? I can already afford Armani
without the need to whore myself

Oh, koji's girlfriend just came home and bought him a pack of sushi.
he's got to go now.

>>138
I think hosts don't do sexual conduct with their clients, but just entertain.

>>140
Entertain? Like..Strip and dance for them?
Or Entertain at a restaraunt or something?

>>138
Well you're parents can afford Armani.

But no hosts aren't technically male-whores. They usually just
sit in their clubs with clients chatting them up so the women will
spend ridiculous amounts of money and buy them presents. Of course
sometimes things do get sexual.

so you can spend about 1000$ per month on cloth??

>>142
All of that sounds like something I would do
untill the sex ofcourse..unless it was with Bishoujo's

>>144
you want to sleep with underage girls?

>>143
I could spend $1000 in a day on clothes
I've done it many times before when
shopping with my girlfriend

being spoilt must be fun.

>>144
The customers are usually old women in their 40 to 50's

>>145
I've been lead to believe many times that Bishoujo meant Pretty Girl..
Not underage girl. I could be wrong. But no, I do not want to sleep
with Underage girls

>>146
and why you want to be an english teacher then? you can ask your parents to send
you to the any japan univ. if you want. it will be easy life

>>149
thats because you can't read kanji

>>147
It's a tradeoff, I'm rich but my father and
mother are hardly ever home
>>144
Oh..why would old women want girls to talk to them?
And give them presents?

my sixth sense tells me that English is a person with a big mouth

hostess is a girl
host is a guy

>>152
Hosts are men who chatt up women to get them to buy expensive drinks
and get presents.

Hostesses are the women who sit around and chat up men. Older and
men with more money go to expensive hostess clubs. Younger men and
men with less money to what they call cabaret-clubs. but they
are the same.

>>152
Hosts entertain old women.

>>153
Not really, I'm very casual
>>151
I've seen pictures with Bishonen and Bishoujo used for older
Men and Women with very long hair, muscles (for the men)
and big boobs for the girls, that were labled (by Japanese people
as Bishonen and Bishoujo respectively. So they were wrong?

>>152
you would fit in with roppongi hills foreigners.

>>157
No, many times underage women are drawn with large breasts because
it is part of scary nerd fantasy. it happens often in manga and
anime

>>150
Are there Japanese uni's for people who can't read Kanji?
>>155
Oh..I know what host refers to now. So I'd be using them
to buy me stuff. In other words, they would be my master
and I their slave.. that's not appealing. Unless the girl
is hot.
>>158
Is that a good or bad thing?

>>159
Well, I'll never say I want to have sex with
Bishoujo's again then. I do however want sex with
girls with large boobs =P

but even teacher job is even worse. shitty job actually. and I dont know anyone
who can spend 1000$ per day, who wants to work as teacher lol. there is some mistake
with you

>>160
Are you interested in sexual masochism ? Is it ok if a cute Bishojo hit you with a rubber band?

I dont like big breasts at all!

>>163
Now that I know that Bishoujo is a little girl
I wouldn't be up for sex with one. But if a normal girl
over the age of 16 wanted to hit me with a rubber band..sure..
why not
>>162
Great Teacher Onizuka is my inspiration. I want to be..
Great...Teacher... ENGLISH~!
I'm kidding, however, I need an excuse to come to Japan
My dad isn't going to pay for me to take a vacation, he is
still sore over World War II =P

>>165
Really? How old is your father?

what kind of work do your father?

>>166
Mmm, 48? 49? somewhere in there. And yes, he is still not
a fan of Japan and Pearl Harbour is the reason. Yes I know
It's retarded but his Dad fought in WWII and while he didn't die
he brought back a mild hatred of all things Japanese.
>>167
He's a land developer

By the way, when you write World War II, which way do you pronounce "II"in, two or second?

>>169
Two

just wondering what cloth brand is popular in US today?

>>171
It depends where you go really. In non-urban places
it doesn't matter what brand you wear. In Urban cities
it's the standard Armani, Gucci, etc
It's really less about the name, and more about how much
it costs to buy

>>168
That is a bit sad, but it is nice that now many people like you have a positive image toward Japan, isn't it?

>>170
Thank you.

>>172
Everybody in Urban US wear such luxury brands?

>>173
Yeah, both of our countries have the same problem
More or less everyone in Europe and the Middle East
hates the United States.

You would have sex with a 16 year old?
I hope you're still like 18. cuz its sort of creepy if you arent

>>176
can you really blame them?

>>172
I'm extremely white, so I can't really speak for most
people in urban areas (not to sound racist) from what I pick
up on MTV, brands such as Sean John (P.Diddy's clothing line)
and Fubu are popular. (Fubu especially)

>>177
I'm 20, but because of credits that didn't transfer
I just graduated last year. So 16 to me is like..girls
I had class with and talked to every day not that long ago
>>178
Meh, Bush has killed our foreign affairs and foreign
views on the US.

>>176
I think that is mostly due to President Bush. His personality is good, but his international policy is terrible.
ah, I am going to eat dinner.... good bye!

>>180
that and a lot of Americans overseas generally act like complete
assholes.

>>181
He won the first time by fraud, so I wouldn't
expect him to be too great of a leader

>>182
Yeah, we act like the local inhabitants of wherever we go are foreigners
in their own country

americans like to kissing in public, while japanese not

>>185
I don't think this is totally true. I have seen many Japanese
kiss in public. but it is probably not so common as US

>>185
Public displays of affection are a western tradition
Would it be taboo for people to kiss in public in Japan?

>>187
Well some old ladies might yell at you.
but you people young japanese kissing on trains and stuff quite
often. at least in tokyo

in US there are most hard laws for pedos! I heard about a teacher who got 10 years
in jail, because they found 10 pictures in his PC

>>188
Aah I see, well, I'm not big on doing it anyway
Always feel like 10 people are staring at me or
worse, getting off on it

>>187
it is taboo for ordinary people
not for some young copule

>>189
It depends on the offense. Possesion of child pornography
will only get you probation, or at the worst, a small amount
of jail time. Anything involving a real child will get you
killed in America if you live in the wrong place. On the first
part, I mean if they have no prior offenses (in the US a prison
sentence goes up as you rack up felonies on your record)

the difference between ordinary people and young couple is that
after some years young couple will become ordinary people who hate everything new
and young.

the original playstation celebrated 10 years six days ago

>>193
Hah, it's the same in the US. Young people can get away
with doing just about anything to each other in public but
if a middle aged couple tried they'd disgust everyone

>>194
Instead of celebrating that, they need to get the PS3 out faster
It's taking so long, and they don't even have playable demos out yet.

I dont play games now! i am completely out of times

>>196
I have bought only one game software for PS2, virtua fighter 4 evolution. Do you know it?
It is fun to play.

what about katamari damacy???

>>197
It's a shame =/ though I don't have much time either
Most of my gaming time is on emulators on my PSP
>>198
I've played it, it was good. I have a softspot for super smash
brothers melee and Soul Calibur when it comes to fighting games though

Is it illegal in Japan to download roms/emulators?
And do alot of people do it?
>>199
I LOVE Katamari Damacy. I have the OST XD excited for Katamari
Damacy for the PSP

it's illegal everywhere. the creator of popular p2p programm winny was arrested

I download roms for super famicom, I like to laying old games on it.

koji has to tell you that he is no Mr Shit. Honest. he didn't pretend
he was kind, because he is a truly kind guy as you all know.

>>201
"Damacy"→"Damashii" in Japanese language
Damashii＝魂

>>201
I think as of now, it is legal to download roms. It is uploading that is against the Japanese law.

>>202
Aah. I've got about the entire Famicom, Super Famicom, Nintendo 64,
and Genesis library on my Xbox's hard-drive with the emulators to play them
Wondering if there were people in Japan with the same.
>>203
Playing Super Famicom games on the PSP is great. I bought a 1 gig mem
stick for it, so I can switch from playing Super Famicom to a Tenchu ISO
whenever I please.

No other posters in the thread are more kind than koji is.
But it's no wonder. he was the kindest in the world, he guesses.

koji wouldn't do anything illegal, because he followes rules.
he's a good person as well.

>>201
How about downloading roms in the US?

many people download roms in US aswell

>>210
You are only allowed to own a ROM if you own the actual game
which means any roms you download, unless you own that -exact-
game cartridge, could get you jailed (but I don't think anyone
has been jailed yet) The huge thing in the US right now is piracy
of movies over Bittorrent. They are suing like crazy

I farted and my fart is not vanillian

i'm sure that downloading emulators are legal. roms are not.
funny, who needs emulators withough roms anyway...

>>213
he knows what you mean. But don't worry.
Everyone knows your fart smells like vanilla, because only yukorin's
fart is thought to smell of it. It's not your fault.

>>212
Can Bittorrent users living in Japan get sued?
In Japan, some of users of other p2p software such as winMX and winny got arrested.

>>216
koji is kind enough to warn you. he wouldn't want you arrested.

why you care so much! I download a lot and never got sued!

>>217
How very kind, koji. I love you.
But i know you are going with a chinese girl.
If you broke up with her, please remember me!

It's time for debating on fun fart topic. Is it possible that some fart smells of vanilla?

>>216
If you download software or movies that are Japanese, then yes
I can't see why you wouldn't get sued.
If you mean by US companies for downloading US stuff, then no

>>218
don't worry
you'll get sued soon

>>222
Protecting yourself is the best way not to get sued
I download 99% of stuff I get from IRC which is so obscure
that noone would think to sue anyone from it

million of people downloading movies from internet and nothing happens! tons of
stupid otakus downloading their anime's from WINNY and nothing happens!

>>220
Yes, of course, but only Yokorin's does!
Hers is conprised of really very aromatic ingredients like roses and
bananas and some milk. There's no wonder that her fart pervades through
air and conveys good scent!

>>223
choose the way not to be sued, right?

>>226
Choose any way that doesn't resultin a lawsuit, yes =D
unless you are a financial masochist

Saki Aibu's fart must be stinky.

Hi, everyone. I'm gonna arrest you. So please stay there until I come to your house.

what do I do. If I sense that movie wiiwiwll be great and it have release I watch
it in movie theatre. If it average unknown movie I download it. same for many old movies.
also it's only way to discover hidden gems that no one knows about.

Is anyone here who loves Mao Kobayashi?
She looks exotic and beautiful, IMO. She appears on the TV show
every Saturday morning. Her voice sounds good to me, sometimes trenbling.

>>229
You are more diligent than Inspector Zenigata if you'll come
all the way to America to arrest me.

>>230
Same, I don't mind supporting movies by buying a ticket, but
I am not going to pay to see a movie I know is a load of crap.

>>232
oh you know about japanese amime "Rupin the third"

>>231
I like her a lot. I agree with you. She sure is very beautiful.
Her big sister is also charming but I more like Mao.

>>228
must be so. she looks good, though.

>>233
I've seen more or less every episode

>>231
I have an idea that Yukorin is cute but not so smart, while Mao is beautiful and
has a brain. But I vote for Yukorin, because I think lots of males don't ask for
knowledgeable girls.

>>236
you are a more japanese than i am

>>238
Hah, I'm just an insomniac and I have to fill my
time with something. Namely Anime, Jdramas, and Online First Person Shooters

>>237
Don't take it personally, but my opinion is that knowledge has got
nothing to do with cuteness. that is, if a girl wants to get successful
in the show biz today, it's more important how cute she is. Popularity
depends mainly on how she looks, not how wise she is.

my favourite japanese animation is Laputa. I bet you know about this animation

>>240
You mean you're a fan of Yukorin?

to the foreigner who asked about shibuya-kei in prev. thread:
shibuya kei died in 1998-1999

>>242
No, you took me wrong. What I wanted to say was:
I like Mao chan not because of her broad knowledge but because
she looks very beautiful.

>>241
Yeah I've seen it. I'm more action oriented when it comes to anime though
Speed Grapher,Hellsing,Gundam, you know what I mean.
Even though I am an anime fan, the Otakuness of Densha scared me
Compared to him, my love of anime is nothing.

>>236
I wonder who played Rupin's voice in English. His voice is so unique in Japanese.
By the way, I think voice actors/actresses on Robotech did a great job.
Their voices really matched the anime.

>>241
Normally I watch anime in Japanese with subtitles, but for Lupin I made an exception
Haven't seen robotech in years, so I can't say I remember the voices all that well

>>244
I see. I don't deny Mao is charming, though.
What divided me and you is, well, i don't know what i should say, though,
something like you like her face but i like Yukorin's face.

>>248
I know what you mean. By the way, Mao chan is a year or two older than Yukorin,
I believe.

>>247
You're lying. I don't believe you.

>>247
Lying about which part?
Not having seen robotech in years?
or watching anime subtitled?

Fart can make the world peaceful. It can make people laugh.
It can break the ice. If people can smell one's fart after another,
the situation will get easier.

americans watch anime in japanese with english subtitles. it's well known fact.
just like on every film festival they watch movies in original language, with
subtitles

>>252
I couldn't have explained fart better myself. It has the power.
Well done. If it smells of rotten fish, though, any situations would
get worsened...

>>253
O_o We dub anime into English and watch it in English
It's a rare few that bother with subtitling and Japanese
(that is, once something has been dubbed, before it's dubbed
everyone watches it subbed)

>>252>>254
Thanks for your explanation.
And then, let's get back to Yukorin and Mao, both of whom I think are
very cute.

>>245
Do you think Gundam Seed is good to watch?
Many people in Japan are complaining about it because of its crap story.
I also don't like it. But it has inexplicably lead to the another series of Gudam Seed Destiny.

>>256
Truethfully, though, concerning fart, Yukorin is the winner.

gundam is a typical anime that otaku just loves

>>258
No, no, no. I'm not so intersted in how their fart smells.
I only want to watch them on the TV.

>>257
I thought it was a complete ripoff of 0079
except it had a much more terrible story
Noone in the US has seen 0079 or Zeta so there
are alot of Seed/Seed Destiny lovers

Saki Aibu.... AiBU.. BUUUUUUUUUUUU is the sound we japanese are
reminded of fart. So i think her fart is very enegetic.

>>262
Funny, but I don't care about her fart. It's because Yukorin's fart
is the best of all.

>>259
I'm told it's the Japanese equivalent of Star Trek in the US
people are just as crazy about it. I'm not insanely obsessed
but I still do think it had a good story. I would never cover my
room in action figures though...

>You are only allowed to own a ROM if you own the actual game
>which means any roms you download, unless you own that -exact-
>game cartridge,

Let's see...

http://www.nintendo.com/corp/legal.jsp

[Q]Can I Download a Nintendo ROM from the Internet
if I Already Own the Authentic Game?

[A]There is a good deal of misinformation on the Internet
regarding the backup/archival copy exception. It is not a
"second copy" rule and is often mistakenly cited for
the proposition that if you have one lawful copy of
a copyrighted work, you are entitled to have a second copy
of the copyrighted work even if that second copy is an infringing
copy. The backup/archival copy exception is a very narrow
limitation relating to a copy being made by the rightful owner
of an authentic game to ensure he or she has one in the event
of damage or destruction of the authentic. Therefore, whether
you have an authentic game or not, or whether you have possession
of a Nintendo ROM for a limited amount of time, i.e. 24 hours,
it is illegal to download and play a Nintendo ROM from the Internet.
__________

So I think download roms are illegal unless you have dumped them
from your own cartridge.

http://thepiratebay.org/legal.php
hahahahaha

>>254
How about fart that doesn't smell of anything?
People say fart with a big sound doesn't smell so bad,
and from my experience, that theory applies to the fact.

>>265
The beauty of it is, Nintendo doesn't have the financial power
to bring lawsuit against me. They could try..they'd never get a dime
though.

今、日本で、外国がらみの事件とかあるんですか？

English is a nerd.

>>267
You have a point. I agree that there's tons of fart that doesn't
smell of anything. But we are talking about aromatic fart or badly
smelly parp.

>>270
Like I said, I am an insomniac. I've had to fill many sleepless
night hours with entertainment. And anime and Japanese drama is
a very rich source of it. I'm not a nerd by any means. If you asked
my friends what anime is, none of them would have a clue. Same with computers
none of them would know how to use one (more than just for Instant Messaging)

I just finished download CD Bloc Party. damn, I really dislike rock

>>272
Guess you're sensitive to criticism or you don't want be regarded
as a nerd. But why? everyone in the thread is geeks or nerd or anything.
We share the same idea that Otakus can enjoy themselves.

>>270
whether he is a nerd or not, we need to accept the fact that japanese anime has spread all over the world.

>>275
GET OUT!

how does average hipster in NY or just any other major US city look?

>>275
Now you know how Americans feel about Disney cartoons
>>274
I just don't want to paint the wrong picture of me. I'm not
a short, ghostly white, fat American who reads Chobits mangas and
comments on how sexy Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop is =P

It's boring to talk about anime stuff.

yes, japanese anime is extremely popular. I chatter with anime fan and I bet he knows
more about anime then every otaku! He even downloaded fanart by japanese otakus.
holy crap, when I heared it, I was like whoa what wrong with that dude

>>278
Yes, you are, aren't you?

I like early disney stuff

thinking that everyone on the internet are nerds is wrong

>>280
So he's a real Otaku.

>>279
Have a suggestion of another topic? And please don't say farts
or yukorins farts. -_-
>>277
Any time I've been to a city like New York, or Las Vegas, or the like, the
"Hipsters" have been wearing suits unbuttoned over striped button down shirts
Shoes do not really matter, as long as they match. Hair is usually short and
semi-spiky.

>>283
But it's true in English's case.

>>285
I just didn't want you nerdy guys to dominate this thread.

Let's talk about study thing. That's what I want.

how do you call in american people who are obsessed with fashion? who knows
everything about latest trends and spend a lot of money on it?
I once saw a programm about an ugly and stupid chick who spend her money on
luxury shoes, while she was from middle class. it's kinda patethic when middle
class people pretending to be from high class.

>>281
No, I'm just a regular American guy. I enjoy sports
and sporting events and high amounts of liquor
>>283
I agree, and Densha Otoko explained the internet the way
I believe it to be. A place where you are anonymous and you
can air your grievances, or chat without the fear of repression

>>288
Ok. you studies what?

Yukorin is cute.

>>290
is this sarcasm?

>>289
Depends who you ask, some call them fashionista's, some call them
posers because they try to look rich when they aren't.

>>290
Do you want to come to Japan?

talks about yukirin are the worst

>>293
It sounds like it, but no, I really do love sports and Liquor
These things don't define me however, I'm not that shallow

>>295
I would enjoy living in Japan.
Where I am now is extremely boring
Rap music has taken over completely ;_;
Though I suppose it has in Japan aswell

i dont think it's bad if you really understand fashion and really have a fashion sense.
it's neet creativity for it. but if you dont have anything and just stupid buy
luxury goods, it's what someone calls "fashion victim" soo much money spend,
so little effect (yes, you wear gucci, but you're still tasteless moron)

hey, neets is this true?
Jobless rate falls to 4.3% in August

>>297
Many Americans living here in Japan are considered to behave
badly. They are surely arrogant. I think not all of them, of course.
But how do you feel about the situation like this?

>>299
The word in America for the first thing is Metrosexual
A Metrosexual is a man who has a high sense of fashion (has nothing to do with sexual
orientation) and who shows his feminine side alot more often than normal people
In response, they have alot more sex.. XD

>>299
Who are you referring to?
Is it your monologue? Or do you want to about it?

Do you know how cute Yukorin is?

>>301
The reason that Americans that live in Japan behave badly
is because it's our rich and our celebrities who live their mainly
people like Paris Hilton and snobby rich people who move to Japan
just to say they did, give the rest of us a bad name.

I must tell this again.
I pay to NHK

>>302
So, a man who is a Metrosexual is extremely cool, right?

metrosexual is a new word. it's existed forever. the word for it is dandy.

>>307
Generally in urban "Hip" environments, yes
In rural or suburban America, Metrosexuals would be
called Homosexuals and ridiculed

Do you love baseball, English?
As regard to JBL, or the japanese baseball league, Hangshing Tigers
won this season. And oddly enough, some riot acts broke out and some
idiots dived into the Dohtonbori river.
In retrospect, 5000 thousand people did it when their Tigers won 2 years
ago, which ended up with one person dead.

and most people becomes metrosexual not because they need sex, i think.
it;s because they love themself too much(nothing wrong with it). soo much that
they do not need anyone but themselfs. lol.

>>310
Um, he loves computers.

>>311
Quit talking about dirty stuff, please.

>>310
I've played baseball since I was 5 years old. I consider myself
good enough to be on a major league team (small market major league team
like the Kansas City Royals or the Toronto Blue Jays) I enjoy playing
football more however, more exciting.
>>311
Yeah, they love themselves, but not enough to be satisfied with masterbating.

>>314
don't you go to school?
you're always here

>>314
You really love it?
Then do you know the world league or something like that
is going to take place in March next year?
I hope Matui and Ichiro will join Japan and beat America.

>>315
I am American, I've been here from, oh, about 12:00 PM to it is
now 7:45AM. I graduated Highschool last year, and have yet to select
a college. So no, I do not have school.

>>316
Yeah, I own season ticket to my local major league team
(The Kansas City Royals sadly ;_;)
And I doubt Americans will play in a world league unless
they get payed extra for it

>>315
So you're always here too?

>>319
Well, there isn't much else to do in the middle of the night
I watched a few DVD's in a small window while I typed but more
or less, this is all I have done for the past 8 hours

>>317
Are you really ok? It seems you haven't slept well recently.

>>321
I can't sleep because I have insomnia. It isn't that
much of a bother though, it can just get boring at times

you're rich, why dont you go to stanford?

>>318
I heard that MBL wanted to open the league to earn big money.
It was reported here that most of the money would flow into MLB so
other nations like Japan or SK or others said it was unfair.

if you want to live in japan, best choose is to go to language school
and then go to waseda

>>323
I can't choose between schools. Stanford is a possibility I guess
but Yale or Harvard sound more interesting. And none of the three
sound all that exciting. I'd be more interested in going overseas to school
I suppose Tokyo University would be a possibility, or a university in England.
There are so many choices so it's difficult to choose.

>>323
There must be something money can't buy.

the worst people are mmorpg players

>>326
Well, well, well, you sweet boy. How long will your dream go on?

where the date of your exams?

>>328
There are good people on MMO's, just some of them go crazy
and try to stay in character 24/7 even when posting in game
related forums.
>>327
There isn't. But I got a 30 on the ACT (which is an American college
entry test) which is almost guaranteed acceptance into any school in the US

I don't have a TV, only a radio at home, so I don't need to pay the NHK fee

>>326
You have high scholastic ability. It sounds great. Are you good at math and science?

His big mouth can talk on its own. He can't help it.

English started to talk to himself.

>>329
You can choose to not believe me if you wish. However I have
very little reason to lie intercontinentally from 12am to 8am
And I was being sarcastic when I said I had a choice of Yale or Harvard =P
You have to be a complete loser with the highest marks in every subject
to get into those schools. I haven't even looked at stanford. I am going
for an exciting school, not a preppy one. I could care less about
acedemics.

A good tip to post in 2ch:
Know your loser. Look at him. why is he haunted with 2ch?
Because he's a loser.

>>336
you are NOT going to stanford, yale or harvard?

>>334
Of course we can't see if he is telling the truth or not. But that doesn't matter.

>>335
When I stop quoting post numbers, you'll know I am talking
to myself.
>>333
I am terrible at math as are most Americans. I excel in History and English
however

I think I can speak English better than the average Japanese, so of course I would
speak English to any foreigners in Japan if they talk to me. But if they are
speaking some language which I have no clue about, then there is not much I can
do to help them out.

>>338
No, I wouldnt even go if they payed me
Those schools are for people so pompous
that they will drive you mad within seconds

>>342
so where are you going to study then?

>>341
Is that your recent experience?

All of you with your knowledge of English
probably got into/will get into very good schools
won't you?
>>343
I really haven't decided yet. I could go somewhere as far away as Tokyo
or somewhere as close as Chicago. I'm taking my time, this is a very
important decision to make.

I think that many of you see thing in black and white. whats wrong if neet post
on 2ch and it makes him more happy? it's nothing wrong, because it's better to be
happy then depressed. if you're happy you have motivation to find a job.

>>346
And then that job will make you unhappy and you
will come right back to 2ch

To English, I don't think you know Pakkun, or Patrick whatever,
but he came to Japan after graduating from Harvard, before he became
a comedian in Japan. He is sort of popular now. So he hosts a TV program.
Aren't you interested in being a talent in Japan?

>>348
I've seen him on US TV. Really odd looking fellow?
I'd be interested, but living a sea away I'd have no
idea how to even begin to think about Japanese Showbusiness

english, what do you think about this thread english speaking level?

>>350
Since none of you talk in 1337 (the language where you replace
letter for numbers which is popular with nerds on the American Internet)
your grammar and spelling is actually better than what I am used to.
You could all, in written conversation, pass as natural born English speakers.

>>349
Japanese Showbusiness doesn't deserve to think of in the least.
Japanese comedians are all complete idiots.

I've never seen this thread so activated without AA.

why does CUSSW dont come here???

I think it's common for non-native speaker to write words 100% correct, because
they are often look at dictionary, or to reduce lameness of text in general, they
tends to write at least words 100% correct

>>349
Is he famous in the US as well? Very amazing.
We don't see him odd looking, though. He's cool.

If you put your mind to it, I believe you can make it here in Japan.
Patrick taught English and became a famous talent. So if you don't like
teaching some Ennglish, you have a good oppotunity to be successful,
though you need to learn Japanese.

>>354
Who is it?

>>355
I'm used to people using terrible, terrible English.
Using such words as "Woot" and "Pwn" (in place of the word own)
and just generally making no effort to ensure that what they
say is understandable in the least.

>>352
Why so nagative?
They earn huge money and they are smart.

>>351

Arguably, though, 1337 is only used by those who are either severely out of the loop and think they're still in the 1980s,
13 year olds who think it's cool, and those who emulate the former two, often in jest.

>>356
Whenever a show is on US TV about Japan, he is usually involved
>>360
Whatever the case, 1337 should never be used again.

>>355
You're being sarcastic? We non-natives are often "look" at what?

so, nobody knows about bloc party? i think they're popular in US

>>363
They aren't popular here as far as I can tell. I've heard of them
but even I can't think of any of their songs

>>361
So he speaks English in such a TV program?
I didn't think he's a good English speaker!

>>363
I know who they are.

What's bloc party, anyway? A rock'n'roll band or something?

>>365
I've seen him on a few programs speaking English
He could have been reading from cue cards though
Don't have to know English to read aloud
Would have to know it to understand what you are saying however ^^

according to last.fm there are 508,827 different people have listened to Bloc Party.

japanee artist takashi murakami is popular in west too

NY younkees will win?

last.fm is a great, great service. it's great how internet grows! in 90's internet
hardly was something really cool, but today - with all blogs, rss feeds, p2p - internet
is essential

>>359
I was being a bit harsh.
Yes, there are many talented entertainers on TV.
But I think some comedians really diserve to be called idiots.

>>369
Bloc Party is from the US? What kind of songs do they sing?

i like this song the most "Positive Tension". on last.fm this song on the first place.
cool to see people with same taste

>>371
They are behind the Boston Redsox in their division
They are also a few games out in the wildcard race
I am doubting that they will even make it to the playoffs

bloc party is indie-rock(generaly worst music ever, which attracts wanna be hipsters)
they are from brit

>>374
They're actually from the UK.

>>373
I know what you mean. Samma chan is very talented, isn't he?

Well, yes, I sort of agree with you. I forgot his name but a
guy who shouted "GETS" were forced out of the showbiz in Japan.
And a lot many without the ability to amuse people will be let go.
No doubt about it, matigainai.

Gah..Changing ISP, won't have internet for a few weeks or a month.. Sad.. ;__;

what was your connection speed?

>>380
What're you talking about?

>>377
Ah, thanks. I've never heard of them. Are they that popular in
Japan? You said their songs were often broadcast.

No more talking?

2005/09/30(金) 16:40:23
2005/09/30(金) 22:45:00
less then one day.
384 posts! cool!

>>382
that was about last.fm thing. on that site 500 000 people are listen to bloc party.

>>384
Yeah, this thread has alot of patrons ^^

>>379
His name is probably Dandy Sakano. I wonder if he is still alive......

you can download bloc party mp3 here for free and legal
http://www.blocparty.net/mp3.html
they are not from latest CD, so I dont know about that songs, because I only
listened to 2005 CD

you can use site thepiratebay.org savely. it located in sweden. sweden gov.
dont sue for BT, so nobody is gonna know about you

Is L'arc en'ciel considered along the same lines with
boybands from America such as The Backstreet Boys and N'sync?
I've receantly picked up on their music, but I am afraid
that what I am listening to is intended to make girls go nuts

>>385
I'm sorry I musta missed reading your posts.
On what site did they listen to bloc party?

>>386
You're one of them, aren't you?

>>387
That's it! I just remembered he appeared on a study program, though.
He read a textbook so awkwardly I turned off the TV in a minute ,though.

>>391
http://www.last.fm/

>>391
I suppose that I am

most of japanese pop music is for "girls going nuts"

>>394
So what do Japanese men listen to?

>>390
That is probably true. Their fans are mainly women like Gackt.

>>390
In Japan, BSB is considered to be a pop idol group. Some girls
like them. On the contrary, though, some boys became hot when it comes to
L'arc en'ciel. They love to sing their songs when in a Karaoke room.
I'm not so interested in them, so I can't figure out why they become so hot.

Do you like the band?

>>394
I don't like them asmuch as I like The Pillows, but yes
I find some of their songs to be good. Such as Link, Lost Heaven,
and I even like Ready Steady Go even though I don't know why

>>395
Eikichi Yazawa
Tsuyoshi Nagabuchi

>>392
Oh, thanks. I think I'm slow. I didn't notice last fm is the name of
the radio station.

>>398
Is Gackt a Metrosexual in your opinion?

>>399
Sounds very manly.

>>399
Do you know Yukorin released her CDs?
I don't think she sings well.

>>401
He looks alot more like a homosexual than a
metrosexual

gackt dont look like a gay at all

>>405
I googled and in most of his pictures, I could have
sworn that he was a woman

What does Metrosexual mean? Metro means a city or something?

I hate wanna be hipsters too. they yell about every thing they do
what a morons

Razer Ramon HG is a gay.
I'm sure about it.

>>407
It's a man with a high sense of fashion
Often confused for homosexuals, they are very open with their
feelings.

>>409
No, he is a hard gay.

>>411
What makes a gay hard?

http://www.hard-gay-porn.com/boys_1/foto/02020055.jpg

>>410
Thanks a lot. Your explanation made me sure Gackt is not a
metrosexial at all. He mustn't be open-minded.

Well, I don't want to interrupt, but I wonder what homosexial
and gay differ in. Someone please enlighten me.

>>414
Gay and Homosexual mean about the same thing
In America however, if you tell someone "Stop being gay"
it just means "Stop being a moron" more or less
Homosexual can only mean one thing however.
>>413
Sorry I asked =P

when I saw koda kumi face in shibuya i puked

>>416
When I heard her song "Cutey Honey" I about puked

>>415
I got it. thank you.
I'll write it down.

my cat is attacking me! what an idiot!!!

>>409
I like him a lot, as an comedian of course.
He is amusing and I laugh at him.

>>419
Just kill it and get a dog

>>421
Eat it.

What do you think about Harry Potter?
The books are so popular in Japan as well.

>>422
I've never had cat. Is it tasty?

maybe someday we will be able to gain 1000 messages in a day. but only 500-550 for
today

http://www.boingboing.net/2005/09/11/hard_gay_visits_yaho.html

>>424
Me neither. When 420 has eaten the cat, we'll know.

>>423
I think it is a good series, but the movies have ruined it.
Harry Potter book 1 (The British version) was the book that got me
to read. Before it I wasn't a very big fan of reading and now I have
read thousands of novels. Now it (atleast in America) is "Nerdy" to like Harry Potter

A Whale is no more A fish than A horse is

>>429
This is true, but uhh..what is your point? =P

>>382 oh nothing, just whining. ignore it.


>>409 HG? as in Hard Gay? The bloke with that tv show? He seems pretty amusing. And all that hipthrusting must be good workout.

>>430
I think it's kind of a question

It's a bit stuffy in my room so I'll open the window and let
the autom breez in.

>>433
You are lucky to get an Autumn. We don't have one here, it goes
directly from deadly heat to frigid cold in the span of a month
>>432
I think it was more of a statement, I'm just not sure who it was
directed at

Recently, I wathced part of Tonight Show with Jay Leno on a MSNvideo site.
Is he popular in the US? On the program, there were ordinary american people
answering some questions, and they couldn't answer who Rumsfeld or McCain
is. How much are average american people interested in politics?By the way,
the program was very amusing to me and I hope I could watch all of it.

>>434
English, are you still here??
I'm that guy from New York that was here yesterday, but had to pass out 'cause it was
so late.
Did you stay up all night?

>>435
He is the king of late night comedy. He interviews celebrities mostly, but
sometimes he will do a skit like the one you saw.
Most Americans aren't concerned with politics anytime other than elections
and some Americans don't even care then. The inner workings of the government
and our political system are lost on most. All they see is the President
and little else.

>>435
Jay Leno is popular, but he is losing popularity because young people generally watch
Late Night with Conan O'brien. I can tell you that the average American person is pretty
clueless about politics.

>>428 The movies runied the books? o.O I was under the impression the movies were pretty
close to the books. If we happily ignore a few continuity errors here and there in the movies.

Also... "British version"? There's a difference between the version in USA and UK? o.O;;
Please tell me the differences are only in font/size and spacing and not the actual text contents...

Also, how is it nerdy to like HP? I'm amused.

lost in translation is a nice american movie, i think.
another nice movie director is Gregg Araki

>>430
That is a very famous sentence to every Japanese learning English.

>>436
Yeah I stayed up all night, I'm eating breakfast as we speak
Not tired in the least.

>>442
I'm eating breakfast as well. So did you stay online for the past 6 hours 0_0

you should not sleep next 14 hours to restore normal sleeping cycle

Yeah. I'm also watching stuff in a minimized window
while I type.

>>444
That would probably be a good idea.
However, I am going downtown to club tonight
so it will be much more than 14 hours before I sleep
probably more like 24

what are you watching???

What are you having for breakfast?
I woke up feeling hungry so I made myself two hotdogs, a bagel with cream cheese, and
some portwine cheese.I'll probably skip lunch anyway, I have classes in a few hours.

>>447
I just got done with Bleach episode 51.
Before that I watched an episode of Family Guy
>>448
A banana nut muffin and some cappucino

>>449
so you are not sleeping all night. stay online for many hours and you watch animation
while you read this BBS. are you feeling fine???

Does anyone know about new Japanese tv drama that is coming out in October? Is there any
particular drama that people are anticipating? I need something to replace Densha Otoko.

>>450
I feel fine, not tired, not hungry, I've got no complaints =P

>>451
If you haven't seen Kimi Wa Petto? I found it
to be a good show. It wasn't hilarious like
Densha, but it was good nonetheless.

>>453
I've heard of it, but I'm wondering about new shows of the October season.
There are already a few October anime shows I'm waiting for now.

>>454
Aah, I wouldn't know anything about that.
I'd ask about the anime's that are coming out
but I got flamed the last time I brought up anime
So I shall refrain =P

>>437
>>438
Thank you. So News channels such as CNN aren't very popular?
In Japan, you can watch CNN as CNNj for relatively low charge.
I like Larry King, Anderson Cooper, and Paula Zahn.

>>456
They are popular when there is breaking news
such as a hurricane, or the events of 9/11
The news channels are the only channels with the capability
to cover stuff live without delay so they get high ratings
when there is a national disaster

>>456
I watch CNN, but my family is not really that interested.
Most college students are really passionate about politics.
The most debated and heated issue is Israel,it seems that my fellow students HATE
Israel.
Anti-Israel rallies were very popular here.
It's gotten a little quieter this year, because of the Gaza pullout probably.

始まるフィナ−レを眺め
血の氣 引いてたのは甘い夜
いずれ見るだろう恐怖は
もしかしたら 僕が探したもの
あらゆる苦痛から 癒されるとして
息を殺した 後は覺醒
それなら上手くいかない　
フィナ−レは冷酷を傳える爲の合圖
そうであれば幸せ
淚も忘れた
中傷して何か變わると
思っていた誰かの淺はか
過信はとても罪
近付きやすくて
レベルを下げた
夢中になれた?
妥協とはそれを指して．．．
フィナ−レはしたたかさ感じるための合圖
そうであって欲しいと
淚は枯れる
フィナ−レは冷酷を傳えるための合圖
そうであれば幸せ
淚は忘れた　
君の目は何を見た?
僕の背中?
それとも僕が向かう景色か?
全てあわせて
フィナ−レが知っている さよならは暖かく
さよならは忌まわしく
フィナ−レは冷酷を 傳えるために出來た
幸せな不幸せ
淚も忘れた

>>458
It's more of a racial issue here
Israeli's are white for one, and they pose no threat
to the United States for another. So naturally we support
them fully.
>>459
That's a long list =D what is it of?

I wonder of this thread will get to 1000 in one day.

>>461
With a little hard work, it just might

Maybe by the end of the day I will find a 2ch
browser that can run on English Windows XP.

translate >>459 for me plz

I think most of the Japanese people went to sleep.

>>465
According to the clock at the end of the posts
it's only 12:30 and tomorrow will be a saturday
why would people be asleep? =P

>>455
If you want to know about new anime shows, just keep an eye on animesuki.com.
They list new fansubs everyday.

>>466
Maybe they are out partying.

>>466 Uhh.. Because they like habits? Don't know :-D

>>464
That seems some kind of a poem or something.
I don't understand what that says even though I am Japanese.

>>455
Well, I know where to look for stuff that gets released
I just don't know where to find lists of upcoming series

>>468
That is possible I guess. Tonight I'll be doing that.

> I just don't know where to find lists of upcoming series

http://www.freewebs.com/willuknight/New%20Season.htm

>>463
Maybe You need to know how to run common Japanese software on English Windows XP
though unfortunately, I don't know that.

>>472 Aah I see, thanks

ってかうんこしたくなってきますた　

>>473
Yeah probably. I wouldn't even know where to begin
trying to get Japanese software to run.
It would be helpfull if there was an English 2ch browser out there

と、いうわけでうんこさせていただきます
ここは糞スレだからうんこには最適だな

お、さっそくケツの穴が盛り上がってきたぞ！

>>476
if you ever do find an english 2ch browser out there, i demand a link to it ;D

ぶーぶーぶーぶりぶりぶり

あ、そうです！　

ぶーぶーぶりぶり

>>475 >>477 >>478
Translation please? =D

あ、でます！　ぶぶぶぶぶっ

尻の穴からウンコがコンニチハしますた！

ぶーぶーぶーぶーぶーっぶぶぶぶぶぶぶ

>>481
Don't feed the troll.

>>483
But they are so cute and cuddly..oh well..I guess
I won't feed him

尻の穴からおっきなウンコがぶら下がっております！

感動です！　ぶりぶりぶりぶり

今巨大ウンコが洋式トイレの水の中に真っ逆さまに落ちていきますた！

愛はウンコを救うんです！

ぶぶぶぶぶぶぶ　べりべいばぶー

あー　すっきりした

おーっと　第二陣が来ました！

連発ウンコです！　ぶぶぶぶぶぶぶぶぶぶ

数えきれない無数の輝くウンコが水洗トイレに飛び込んでいきます！

まるで無数の流れ星です。。。。。！　美しい。

部部部部部うぶbf：青中sfはfはjあｊｓｂ　

Aha! I've found a 2ch browser that I can get to run
The bad news is, the chances of me finding this board are slim
since I can't read Japanese

もうこれ以上はでません。。。。

あー　すっきりした　それにしても巨大なウンコや連発ウンコなど
私のウンコ歴の中でも指折りの芸術ウンコだな
形も香りも大きさも完璧ウンコだｗ　

あーすっきりした　

というわけで僕のウンコをここにアップしてもいいでつか？

>>489
It sounds good in part.
I am going to bed take care.

CUSSW COME HERE

All forms of Intelligent life seem to have ceased living
The thread has become a barren desert of stupidity
The only hope left for humanity is migration into space

>>489 Heh.. Join the club. My boyfriend likes to tornment me with that fact by tossing lots
japanese at me once in a while.

>>489

Welcome to 2ch. In this thread you can see me naked and eat my tasty
shit. Which choise would you prefer? I just finished shit and my underpants
are full of it, maybe I can upload the picure of this and let you see my shit
underpants. I hope you like this idea.

>>495
correction: 'by tossing lots of japanese at'
-_-;; bloody headache

UPLOAD IT PLEASE I WANT TO SEE UR SHIT

Hehe. I can read Romaji, but not many people type in that =P
2ch is a good recruiting ground for cults
So many trolls to recruit, so little time
it must be a feast for them

I GOT 500

When I talk a lot I often get tired, so I need to stop talking in that situation!
anyone feels the same?

Foreigners are all either criminals or invaders.

They come to Japan just to commit suicide. They have no respects
toward our otaku people.

Japan is for the Japanese. All the foreigners must go home.

I think this is a good time to say goodbye for now
I had ought to do something productive like going for a jog
or going to the arcade. Goodbye to any forms of Intelligent life
that still peruse this thread at such a late hour.

the biggest thread on 2channel have about 15000 parts!
now calculate : 15000x1000 = 15000000

>>503 See ye. And it's only a quarter past 6 pm where i am.

>>504 Oh? What thread was that?

bye bye.
it was fun! i think the most productive result. 500 in one day

did >>950 write the logs?

I want to let you see me naked!

My nipples are so hardened, big, and long enough to use it instead
of my tiny penus. In fact, whenever I have sex with a prostitute
I use my nipples and they like it.
My nipples forever!

ひろゆき◆3SHRUNYAXA

I know, that girls can have big nipples, but guys... that's something new

do you know that ALAIN DELON is depressed now? and he wants to die!
he is alone in his mansion. he have everything, but he want to die. because
life is gray for him

>>512

I will let him see my full-of-shit underpants and my beautiful nipples.
Once he sees them, I'm sure his life will be a lot better.

why dont you let see your shit pantsu to us?
show us!

when the night comes and all foreigners and gone and japanese are go to sleep
disaster is near

>>495
do you know that you have a forum fans already that talk about you here.
they will be a dissapointed when they read of your boyfriend.

But first, you have to see me naked and lick my nipples.
Are you a girl? If not, just get the fuck out of my sight and
go fuck your girl friend, imflatable woman. www

k-tan is the 2ch English BBS idol.

>>518

Yeah, she is. I imagine her licking my nipples whenever I masterbate!

this is lame. i am going to play Megaten III for 4 hours now. bye

>>519
you are lame idiot. go die somewhere. k-tan is smart girl who is respectable.
unlike lame troll like you. are you still living? how sad for this world.

please show your dick and nipples!

Thanks for all the compliments.
In fact, I am a masochist and the more you complain about me the
more pleasure I get. I feel very exhilarated right now. I bet I should
masterbate to satisfy my sexual desire! This is what is good about
being a pervert!

tell me more your perverted stories IDIOT, YOU DIRTY NIGGER! YOU WILL EAT MY SHIT
SUCK MY DIRTY DICK!

this is virtual masochist session! I am naked, standing on my knees! You can do
anything, master. I am await for order.

Yes! I am a pervert. But I am an intelligent pervert. I speak
Japanese, English, Chiese and Shanghainese!

Oh, I forgot to mention,,, if you want to have some homosexual
experience with me, I think I can satisfy you! I am not homosexual
but I can try this for you!

>>525

I dont need you. Because I should be the one to be a slave.
If you take my part,what should I do when I have sex?
You know what I mean?

I can treat you as my master and want you to whip me as hard as
you can to before an inch of death!

My god..........

You can piss in my mouth.. please I beg for it

master, please piss in my dirty mouth! i know i dont deserve your urine, but please!!!
I will do anything for you! I can lick your dirty anus I can be your personal toilet!

master, you can as your mens to rape me and then piss on my body please
i beg you

>>529>>527>>526>>525

自作自演うぜえ　あっちに行け

okay, tell about homo sex with you
i might try

Something is wrong.

your life is wrong, urban predator

How?

tell me what are you doing right now urban predator? what are u like?
I see you in this thread for like forever so tell me about it!

>>537
Now I am smiling like a lunatic. Care to join me?

why not sleep? insomnia??

In so maniacal state of mind.

like dazai much?

: ) ←　すみませんだれかこの絵文字の意味教えてくれ。

良く外人が文末につけてるんだけど。

Mr Dazai was a tragic clown. I like him very much.

：）　←　can someone please tell me what this icon means!

>>544
Google san replied:
ttp://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient-menuext&ie=UTF-8&q=%EF%BC%9A%EF%BC%89

it's a smile :)
see?

so it's a positive expression?

are you tragic too?

I'm strategic.

yes. turn it on 90 degree and you see it :)

>>550
thanks! sorry for interruption.

tell me about your strategy? something like
"I will go to aokigahara to kill myself in friday, because in sunday wheather broadcast says
it will be raining"
right?

That's optimistic.

do you want to kill yourself?

This thread is only ten and a half hours old from its birth,
but it's already over half way to its death.

I don't want to kill anyone.

if you like dazai that means you're obnormal! decadence feelings are unnormal! dude!
dazai was great writer, but better forget about him!

you're all alone
you're on the phone
cry
binoculars on my eyes
how come noone is over?

>>557
How many of his works have you read?
I read the complete works of his and I can say that he was generally a funny man.
His image of being abnormal is a misconception I should say.

forget about dazai yes. mishima will save japan in his return

>>558
I like impromptu poetry
As much as mystery
Please keep it going
Before it gets boring

actually it was pretty ironic >>558

Urban Predator, how did you get such a coll trip code?

>>559
I read almost everything. my favourite is setting sun. it's beautiful.
but I read it from distance. normal people who are peeking it the world of
crazy man.

>>560
I'm also an ardent admirer of Mr Mishima and I've read his complete works as well.
He couldn't save Japan but he saved me. Hats off to Mishima sensei.

My favourite of mishim is "confession of the mask". his latest works are crap

Urban Predator, do you read contemporary fiction?

confession of the mask is about homosexuality. are homo 566?

>>562
Irony is my favourite food.

>>563
My groovy tripcode is heaven-sent.

>>564
What do you mean by 'read it from distance'?

>>566
'Confessions of a Mask' is my favourite, too. I read it three times.

>>567
Yes, I'm reading KYOGOKU Natsuhiko right now.

>>569
it's mean not to symphatize with author. I stayed pretty aliented to dazai book.
they are beautiful, but. too lazy to write lol!
so do you read contemporary fiction?

I kinda liked hitomi kanehara

>>571
I see. Tasts differ.
In fact Mishima sensei hated Mr Dazai very much as a human,
although he admired him as an artist.

I think mishima had a good potential to become something like dazai.

>>574
That's a shrewd observation.
Mishima sensei hated Mr Dazai but he saw a reflection of himself
in Mr Dazai at the same time I suppose.
That's what he feared and his military training and body building were
some sort of physical attempts at driving off the haunting ghost of Dazai Osamu.

that's was a good choice of him

576 is a magic number cuz 24^2 = 576

I don't understand.

do you know math?

>>568
no I am not homo, but gayness in "confession of the mask" dont bother me.
and it's not really homosexual book, because all truly gay books are strange.

Yeah well 580/2 = 290 so there.

I'm not good at mathematics but I know that 24 squared is 576.
What I do not understand is how that could be a magic.

you should not be so serious >>582

Serious is my business.
Curious is my pleasure.

magic square!

SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS

life is not something you need to be serious. no, seriously think about it

do you understand MAGIC square???

You guys are funny.

it's so funny when a person wants to be serious. usually it's IT nerds, math idiots
and great philosophers, writers. I understand two last categories, but I never
udnerstand anyone else!

what if there is great philosopher inside math idiot? actually, much philosophy is based
on math. for instance, you would not understand philosophy of Wittgenstein without
clear understanding of mathematics.

Hello, I'm English, rich guy from America.
Are we ready for a good chat?

I like Avril Lavigne.
Would you like to talk about her?

It's a good morning to say good-bye.

I dont think that English◆QJ5qI5MaWg deservs a personal parody

are you going to sleep?

Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy
I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high
I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she fly
But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fry'
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn

>>594
Is he too good for parody or too bad for parody?

Hello! I'm English!
I am rich guy from America.
Are we ready for a good chat?
＿＿　 ＿＿＿_＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　 　 ∨　 　
　　　　|￣￣|　　　＿＿＿_　＿＿＿
　　.＿☆☆☆＿|｜＼　　 .＼　 |◎ |
　　　（ ´_⊃｀）　|｜　　|￣￣|　 |：[].|
　┌（　　つ／￣l｜ ／￣￣/　 | ＝|
　 |└ ヽ　|二二二」二二二二二二二二」
　　￣］|_＿）_） .|　||　　　　　　　 |　||
　　／￣＼　 ／ . || 　 　　　　／　 ||
　 ◎　　◎..［＿___||　　　 　 .［＿＿||

I mean that people do parody for something not ordinary but he not much diff. from
ordinary foreigner

I have many words to say.
I am very rich guy.
I will soon join you in Japan
as teacher.
＿＿　 ＿＿＿_＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　 　 ∨　 　
　　　　|￣￣|　　　＿＿＿_　＿＿＿
　　.＿☆☆☆＿|｜＼　　 .＼　 |◎ |
　　　（ ´_⊃｀）　|｜　　|￣￣|　 |：[].|
　┌（　　つ／￣l｜ ／￣￣/　 | ＝|
　 |└ ヽ　|二二二」二二二二二二二二」
　　￣］|_＿）_） .|　||　　　　　　　 |　||
　　／￣＼　 ／ . || 　 　　　　／　 ||
　 ◎　　◎..［＿___||　　　 　 .［＿＿||

My parents are very kind to me.
I am very rich guy.
But I will work as teacher in Japan.
I love to share English language knowledge.
＿＿　 ＿＿＿_＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　 　 ∨　 　
　　　　|￣￣|　　　＿＿＿_　＿＿＿
　　.＿☆☆☆＿|｜＼　　 .＼　 |◎ |
　　　（ ´_⊃｀）　|｜　　|￣￣|　 |：[].|
　┌（　　つ／￣l｜ ／￣￣/　 | ＝|
　 |└ ヽ　|二二二」二二二二二二二二」
　　￣］|_＿）_） .|　||　　　　　　　 |　||
　　／￣＼　 ／ . || 　 　　　　／　 ||
　 ◎　　◎..［＿___||　　　 　 .［＿＿||

Are there 2ch trolls?

Do any of you know what FYAD is? It's from SomethingAwful,
does 2ch have a FYAD equivalent?

2ch are full of trolls

is there a place where the trolls talk?

news4vip lol
http://ex11.2ch.net/news4vip/

everyone needs to read it:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/shiroioji/114944.html

>>516
They'll live, not as if they're missing out on anything interesting.
I'm not particularly special. My boyfriend is damned cute though.
I'd pick him over Gackt any day :-3 The pretty, shy, kind
and cute guys are awesome. He's so very 萌え in the best possible way.
I can't imagine anyone more wonderful to be with.


>>519
Sorry to dissapoint you but I'm not blond and blue-eyed,
so you might as well start thinking of someone else. How about Yurikon?
She seems awfully popular around here. Avril seems to be the latest idol to chat about though.
Take your pick, there are thousands of celebrities you can think of.

>>607
what his major? just curious

I noticed my duffle bag, and the fact that it was full perplexed me.
After all, her things were strewn about the room, what little she had.
So what did I do? I opened it. The contents? Trash. Food wrappers.
Almost-empty pudding cups. Fruit flies. And damn, a smell that could kill a cow.
Zipping that bag back up, the curiosity was too great for me and Statik,
so we opened the other bag, thinking that we would find her pictures in there,
since we are curious who the pics that she claims to be shane actually are.
Well, we found something much, much worse, something that made my gorge rise,
quite literally. There were two 2-liter soda bottles in the bag, both of them
FULL of urine.

>>606 ..i feel nauseous, so very nauseous.. that is so horrible and awful..

If I had PayPal acc. I will donate 20$ to him. but I dont have it.
how sad

Japan is for the Japanese.
White devils, Chinese and Korean criminals, and the rest of inferior
foreigners must go home!

Hello. Is there somebody me?

hey guys, wot music artist do u like?
i know they r cheesy, but somehow i like Mcfly recently!
especially "all about you". its lyrics is quite nice.

Ai Otsuka has qualification of kindergarten teacher.
So I would like to be taken care of by her, but I am 31yo.lol

Does anybody have the backlogs from these threads on
http://makimo.to/2ch/index.html for people like me without
access to the archives?

We are NEETs!

I'm wondering why my body smells of rotten milk right after taking a bath.

Don't ejaculate in the bath.

Thank you for your advice.

Anytime.

I'm going out.
I'll be back about ten at night.
Finish this off by then.

Let's get to Part 50 by the end of this year.

>>623 Heh, that doesn't sound difficult.

Wow, I'm gone for one day and already I've got
parodies. I feel like some sort of celebrity
like britney spears or christina aguilera
except I don't have a vagina ;_;

It's seems the trolls have guessed my random word
I'd better change it, so here it goes. I used something
anyone could have thought of last time, this time, you
trolls will have to work for it

But then again, that would give them satisfaction
So my word remains.

I realize that noone is here,so I will leave now

Ｅｘｐｌａｉｎ　Ｄｒａｇｏｎｂａｌｌ　ｉｎ　Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ．

>>629 Eh.. I don't have a very good opinion of it.. I have the first four manga volumes, because
i found them to be amusing. But then I saw a few anime episodes on German TV from where they were
old and had children of their own... It wasn't funny at all any more.. Made me sad.
Also, it seemed repetitive in a very bad way.
Get enemy --> train to get stronger --> beat enemy --> get even stronger enemy --> train to get stronger... etc
So i decided to not read more..

But yes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragonball
There's a page for you in English about Dragonball. :-D
Have fun and may you find what you're looking for.

how come this thread ppl doesnt answer to other ppl's question?
you guys seem to be not able to make a comversation, like... making small group and reject new ppl.
its not good attitude.

Read Slam Dunk and you'll see how passionate Sakuragi is.

I am hungry. harahetta...

>>631
Which question are you talking about? the DB post was answered and i do not know
where the offsite logs of this thread is, so i cannot answer that one. So please, next time
state what question what you're talking about.
Also, what groups? Heh... Maybe I cannot notice any groups since I'm more used to thread
chats in registered forums, there you see newbies at once and unfortunately a lot of
people automatically look down on them for being new there.
But here, you can't really know who's who nor who's new. So group formations
should be very rare here, since boards like these are a topic oriented forum and not
member oriented.

No name is good name.

>>631
Though the title of this thread is "CHAT in English", the thread is actually more like a message board
than an actual chat room such as Yahoo chat. Thus, it is possible that it takes time for a question to
get answered. The number of people who are here varies very much according to what time or day of
the week it is. Of course you can use the thread like a chat room anytime, but I also want you to know
that there are many japanese people who are not good at making English conversation. They are learning
English and sometimes take long time to answer questions in English. I hope you will consider these things.

You guys are the best!

You're goddam liar .

Who lied?

Use your noodle.

>>633 What does harahetta mean? And i'm hungry too. Food won't be done for an hour or two though.

>>634 correction: 'question that you're'
ack. tired.

harahetta means that I am hungry.

>>637
Eh? What provoked that reaction? o.O;;;
That seems a bit, random...

>>641
Let your girlfriend do it in a second.

hara means a stomach, and hetta means get empty.

I am living in the random kingdom
Fooling around with freedom boredom

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>>629
When I was in the US, I often watched Dragon Ball Z on the cartoon network.
It looks like Dragon Ball "Z" is more popular there.

>>629>>648
You are MISTAKE, arent't you?

I need a girlfriend.