Let's chatter in English（英語で雑談） part 19

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I got 2

Mackerel pike

where is mr.shit?

Ooh, Aqua Teen Hunger Force is on.

...staring at the tv...!

Hello, Japanese people. Hello, Native Speaking people.

How are you? Me? I have a bout of insomnia and I though I
would browse this board and see if any interesting threads were
posted.

In six more months, i will graduate and become a paralegal (I
hope).

>>1
The thread title should be:

Let's chatter in English（英語で雑談） part 19
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Let's Chatter in English (英語で雑談) Part 19

Hihi 6!

I'm doing good- insomnia also〜

Good luck on becoming a paralegal!

I can't understand English.
Please write in Japanese.

Plz, Plz, Plz-----------------.

（私の日本語悪いので、私を許しますください　ｍ（＿＿）ｍ）
英語だけ〜 ^^;

huhn.

>>10
No problem.
I could understand what you mean.

I think your Japanese better than my english.

＾＾; That's not true at all! The English you just wrote is flawless!

Thanks.

But my english ability is junior high school level in Japan.

anyone seen any good movies lately?

i am dying of boredom.

Keep on dying.

LOG

(Part1) http://academy.2ch.net/english/kako/1010/10108/1010890915.html
(Part2) http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1042088789/
(Part3) http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1068727902/
(Part4) http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1076504192/
(Part5) http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1078402607/
(Part6) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1080928972/
(Part7) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1114850576/
(Part8) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1116413072/
(Part9) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1117278879/
(Part10) ???

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(Part14) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1118871718/
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(Part16) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1120154625/
(Part17) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1120841030/
(Part18) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121878895/
(Part19) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1123050377/

Er.. what I can say? I can's say definitely what I want to say...
anyway I think you are good and wise friends. I wanna improve English togrther.

>>19
who are you talking to?

I talk to you, everybody who enjoys this thread.

I love hatred.

Hey,what's going on?
I will plan to have dinner with my American friend tomorrow.
I'm sure it'll be fun. My English is still poor,but I love communicate in English.
See ya!

heh.

damn.. I bought new headphones today for my pc and it's sound very strange..
I hate this feeling when i can't decide which is better old or new.
I need to listen carefully

>>25
what make is it? what's the model number?
i onw audio-technica's ATH-W1000.
it sounds very transparent and sweet, though it's a little bit expensive.

Do you think change is the most important aspect of reality?
Or is holding on to something more important?

no no and no.
everything is constantly changed.
and you must change too
because it is too sad to stuck in the past...

But what about your present riches?
Are you able to give up anything you have for what may be?
I am getting anxious when I think about that this could mean betrayal...

you know about 1969 for example.. it was a riot year. very meangful year for 20th c.
and now imagine a person in 69 who are living in his own world having his own richies
it's not good. he is just missing live..not gaining anything...

the meaning of life:
snape kills DUMBLEDORE

>>30
I can't see how living in your own world would not be good.
What if what you had asked for is exactly what you eventually received?

because your own world is based on reality. but then you "decide" to live in your own
world. but it's still based on reality. so, if you are living in your own world
you are always outdated, because your own world is based on past. but if you live
now you can always supply your inner world with current reality.
something like that

Why would my own world always be based on past?
I ask for a certain weight, and a certain weight is exactly what I receive.

ok... I am tired so I dont dispute
I am to lazy...

That's okay. I am lazy, too.

Hello, I am a lazy college student living in the dormitories over the summer session before school begins in the fall.
I am currently browsing 2ch and listening to the Card Captor Sakura OSTs because I have no life, Later tonight, I will watch DVDs of Kare Kano.

To live a life such as mine in the United States is to be somewhat lonely for long stretches of time,
yet to have the freedom to learn and take up any hobbies you wish.

Anyway, it's very hot here and I'm about to go downstairs and smoke a cigarette. I will refresh this thread later.

By the way, I'd like to share with you all a catchphrase from my favorite English-language BBS.

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Hello nameless Internet friends! I used "friends" because I can't remember how to spell "acquaintences".
>>25
Many headphones that are advertised heavily are bad. I'm using Sennheiser HD-212 Pro.

>>33 looks like he is quoting Evangelion

musn't run away
musn't run away
musn't run away

>>40
You means "逃げちゃ駄目だ　逃げちゃ駄目だ" in japanese?

>>41 Yes, that's it. When the series was licensed and brought to the US for distribution by ADV Films,
they translated Shinji's lines as "I mustn't run away". They took a lot of liberties with the translations
and there were many, many inconsistencies. For example, the phrase "気持ち悪い" was translated a
dozen different ways and it ruined the overall experience.

This is why I prefer to watch all anime that I have in Japanese, listening to the actual dialogue in its
original language while looking at subtitles for words I don't yet know. I don't "read" the translations.

If you're Japanese, do you watch English-language programs and movies and try to translate in your head?

You are NEETs and morons.

>>43 is a AIDS-infested faggot with who gets off to thoughts of smoking the cock of a German Shepherd.

Holy... what happened? Just a month ago this was mainly a gibberish Japanese thread. Now there are a lot of native speakers!

When do we get our own "gaijin talk" board?

We need a strong brave when we declar our love to a girl who he loves.
I was failed when I was a high school student. I can't vanish the torauma inside my brain.

>>46 I will help you

> You need a lot of bravery and strength when you confess your love to a girl.
> I failed to do so when I was a high school student. The trauma in my mind won't go away.

I had no problems understanding you, it's just that your spelling was a bit off and your grammar was a bit stilted.

Make your own "grammar check" thread, 47氏. This is for serious discussion.

You have to throw it away.

I think I will translate American comic books for the Japanese market,
just to remind people that America still has a comic book industry.

Anyone else reading The Goon or Desolation Jones?

My stress ,fatigue,and worry can be drastically eased when my Kaela smiles at me.
Oops I boasted.

I give you advice which it is most important for you.
You gotta find a good woman who is kind.

>>52

I agree. Kindness and compassion are rare things.

>>46
I hear you.... I have also rejected badly when I was a high school
student and never fully recovered from it. I think everybody has
a fear of rejection. we gotta overcome it. and go out with a girl
of your dream.

hey man, i know how you feel.
you just have to learn how to let go and move on.

We can rarely see a kind woman nowadays.
Recent women think love ,kind ,chaste are a bit less important than money, ecomomically independent and naturally

It's a reality.

Kaela is very kind. She only loves me. She want to belong to me forever.
You might tell me to go to idol thread. but you know
Kaela isn't categolized as idol or actress. She's just Venus and mine.

We need to enjoy intersting topic

( ・∀・)つ　What's next?

( ・∀・)つ　No idea.

("・∀・)つ　Say next topic as soon as possible.

("・∀・)つ　Shut up!! Stupid man!!

(#・∀・)つ　kaere!!

(#・∀・)つ　Damn, I never come here again.

(　・∀・)つ　Hi, What's going on? 　　"(#・∀・)*z(・∀・#)'

thats enough, ok?（・∀・；)σ）∀・）つ

I wanted still to play... (´･ω･`)

(　・∀・)つ　Hello, my darling.

where'd all these native speakers come from, i wonder..
i guess i should speak for myself.

>>15

It's good you aren't dead yet.

How about "The Island"?

>>27

It's because things change that you sometimes feel you need to hold on to something.

>>56

Money is something you can work for.

Appearance and youth are a lot harder to obtain and maintain. But a man wants them on the
part of his girlfriend.

Love isn't the top priority for either sex.

Love is the only reason to get married.

>>70

I think 2ch is completely awesome because I come from another internet community that worships 2ch (and Futaba Channel but that's beside the point)

No. There are economic and sexual reasons as well.

>>74 I completely agree! People who marry or get into relationships for reasons other than love are shallow, and it is saddening to me,

2ch is full of worthless social outcasts.

>>77
Yes. But as for me Love comes first.

>>77
Disagreed. Love is not forever. You need to marry someone whom you can accept
forvever, not whom you love.

Love is more reaspectable than any other secular things.

>>80
That is a view of the half-civilized barbarians.

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Not doing adultery is a little bit less called Love.
love is respect each other.

>>83
You are a mind reader. I am impressed.

>>80 Such a worldview is hedonistic, in my opinion.

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

love is a feeling I get in my pants

Real love can't be bought even if the rich offers substantial money
But some stupid females have broken morals, they are whores.
They aren't cut out for supreme race of Yamato. of course Angle-Saxon, Indo-Europe, Arab, Africa, and Jew

>>84 Adultery to me is the ultimate breach of trust. To say you love someone, and then to turn around
and disregard everything and begin lying and seeing someone else for fun - that is the worst. Those kinds
of people are foul creatures and are less than dogs.

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are,
but how you deal with incompatibility.
〔幸せな結婚の秘訣は、どれだけ相性がいいかではなく、
相性の悪さをどうやって乗り越えるかにある〕
-Giorge Levinger（ジョージ・レビンガー）

I wanna get her love.

I have loved a girl, but have never been loved in return.

It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
〔恋をして恋を失ったほうが、一度も恋をしなかったよりマシである〕
― Alfred Tennyson（アルフレッド・テニソン）

ヽ(´ー｀)ノ This is one of my favorite kaomoji, it looks cute

>>95
It looks stupid.

All women must choose Honest man when they are in marriage.

>>96 Your face looks stupid.

>>86
First, it is not a "world view", but just my thought about marriage. Second,
it's not hedonistic. What I meant is rahter that you should consider living with
him/her even though you lost your love.

>>98
How do you know that, punk?
You want a piece of me, huh?

I am posting in this thread! I didn't read it!

In the US, many people dislike black people just like many Japanese dislike Koreans, even though the reasons are not the same
the result may be different. Therefore in the US you can insult someone deeply by referring to them as a nigger.

I need her love.

>>100
You have a very pretty face.

Real love can unchange itself, can't it?

>>104
That's it! You are making fun of me!
I'm leaving.

I do not have an unattractive face, yet I have never been the object of anyone's affection. I get lonely sometimes
wondering why it is that no one has ever taken any interest in me.

I have been received many groundless insult by many people because my face is ugly

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>>108

That sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. I personally try not to let someone's personal appearance factor in to the way I treat them.
However there are many ugly people who are also bitter about the world and therefore have a lousy attitude. I do not like people
who have lousy attitudes, and these people then try to assert that I was treating them badly because of their ugliness, when that
was not true.

It keeps going around in circles.

先生！ Teach me how to make kaomoji! Is it copy-and-paste?

I don't mind hedonism, some of my best friends are hedonistic Epikureans!

there's someone for everyone. don't give up hope. all you ugly people
should look for someone on your level, another ugly person.

I love you.

poor baby, hedonist definitely misses the deep meaning of a life.

i love you too.

Shut up! You idiots! You are fucking idiots who always wank every day!!

>>115
Fool! Life doesn't have any meaning!

settle yourself, you guys.
say anything grammatically.

>>118
guess you are more of a pessimist. i understand your ugly look
may get in the way of developing positive attitude toward life.

My attitude towards is as positive as can be,
you cannot be more free than someone who doesn't believe in life having a meaning.

I understand the chains which your naive hopes and dreams have vested you with
compel you to lash out against unbelievers. The resentments of unfilfilled faith
sure result in some hideous resentments!

I agree with >>121
Life has no meanings. but that's not mean you should be pessimistic! just life your live
and enjoy shit! it's only way to live

Hey, guys! Let me quote from 'Macbeth.' This passage might deeply appeal to your heart,
just as it does to mine.
'Life is but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the
stage and then is heard no more. It's a tale told by an idiot full of sound and fury
signifying nothing.'
What you think? You don't like it? OK. Next time, if any, I'll quote something else.
Tschuess!

it's a lot of fun to shave off your pubic hair

>>26
I am little bit of an audio maniac myself, but you seem to be going way
ahead of me. My headphones are audio-technica's ATH-A700 which is not even
half the price of ATH-W1000. But I'm reasonably satisfied with mine for now.

my friends got me a pair of Grado SR-80s for my birthday.
do they sell them in Japan, I wonder..
anyway, they're awesome for listening to CDs.

>>125
if you like classical music, you will definitely like W1000.

>>126
we can buy some Grados here in japan.
those love rock music seem to like Grados.

that's cool. i like rock music, so i guess they're well-suited for me! ;)

>>127
I love classical music intensely. And I may have tried ATH-W1000 at an electric
appliance store, but I must have cast it out of my budget plan.
Speaking of headphones, one audio maniac once gave me a speech that
"Music is not something you listen to by your ears, you must listen to it
through your whole body." or something along those lines.
He made a very grave point. And I don't deny him by any means.
But headphones provide a world shut off of outer noises. They work fine
especially late at night.
I think listening to music through headphones is definately an option.

Yeah, I agree that music is not something to listen...
It's something you experience (feel with your body).

But at the same time, I really love to listen a good
rock'n roll, really loud through my headphones.
Man, I miss the days in ***, where I could paly....

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there's no better way to experience music with your body than going to a concert!
have you been to any good concerts in Japan?

That's the problem in Japan...
I am used to going to club or live house
(is this Japanish?)... so paying shit load
of money to see bad acts is just...

Don't get me wrong... ones I saw... bands
were awsome (like Radiohead...), but the
price and conditions were just.... say... rip off?

BTW What kind of music do you like, X=?
I know UP likes classical stuff, which I like
but I don't know well...

yeah i heard tickets for shows are pretty expensive in japan.
(and i think club or live house is fine.. although instead of calling a concert a "live", we just call it a "show")

i like rock music mostly.. i've seen Radiohead, Incubus, Jimmy Eat World in concert.
as for Japanese bands, i like Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Hawaiian6, Hi-Standard...
loud music is good for getting away from it all.

>>132
I went to Onmyoza's live concert the other day.
But the sound quality was not good. It's probably due to the acoustic environment.
Or rather the equipment they used was not good enough I suspect.
They are playing too loud and the speakers were frequently cracking.
But the audiense around me seemed to be very much enjoying themselves.
I think it's the atmosphere of the loud music they are after. Not the craftsmanship
of musical performance.
Maybe someday I'll learn to appreciate the overly loud performances of live concerts.

>>134
>Incubus, Jimmy Eat World
Good stuff.

Did you know that Apple started iTunes Store in Japan yesterday?
I don't really give a rat's ** abut Japanese music, but I am really happy
that now I can get access to some of good really loud, ear-bleeding,
rock music... Can you recommend any (I'm into Brit-pop
alternative stuff)?

PS. it seems like you know more about "Japanese Rock"....

>>136
maybe you'd like Muse, The Killers, My Chemical Romance, A Perfect Circle, Tool...
although I think only Muse is british from that list.

i heard the number of songs downloaded to mobile phones (chaku-uta) is comparable to iTunes, so i guess Apple will start selling more in Japan now?

>>136
If you are looking for ear-bleeders, how about EMPEROR from Norway?
Personally, I don't like their sound but you might find them agreeable.

>>138
UP, do you know the Japanese guitarist 押尾コータロー？
it's not classical music, but i have a feeling you'd like his music.
it's very soothing, and he's a very good guitarist.

Oops, I missed.... I meant that it seems like you know about "Japanese rocks" than I do...

About Apple in Japan... we have to see how it goes...
you know... business in Japan... we are really conservative
(I know it's really a wrong term to describe)
... some companies (like S*NY) are refusing to sell through Apple...

But I will check those bands you named... now I can try with iTunes;-)

>>136
I didn't know that you are into heavy metal stuff...
About sound quality thing, I don't know if we are just after
loud music... (just give me time to think and translate....)

>>140
no no, you were alright the first time. "japanese rock" is just fine!

>>139
Never heard of him. I just Googled his name and found some sample music streaming files.
I listened to one of them which is said to be used in a Japanese TV commercial.
But I'm afraid to say that there was nothing in particular that plays my heartstrings.
Perhaps it's because I don't like guitar music in general.
But I do like Ritchie Blackmore of the present who is playing in a project Blackmore's Night
with his fiancee Candice Night. They are playing traditional tunes and original songs
and Ritchie's guitar playing is close to heaven.
They are really brilliant and you should check them out.

Thanks, guy.
It's been real fun chatting with you guys.
But, I've got to go... my wife is getting furious...

>>142
oh, I'm not sure what songs are used in commercials, but they vary from very quiet and melodic to louder, more rhythmic stuff.

>>143
no problem, dude. take it easy.

>>143
Of course. Your wife is a Goddess. And I do not wish thy Goddess to strike Her anger
upon thee.
I hope to see you soon, Mr Honda Perfect. Good-night.

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虚像生活もいいかげんにしろｗ

>>147
It's qoating my post. I haven't the slightest idea why my post drew such a remark.
I guess it's a some sort of riddle.

One day, several Korean people were discussing...

　When we Koreans had problems, we always shifted the responsibilities to the Japanese.
　Why the heck is that? ...
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So many people with names posting in this thread,
Does anybody think they are important?

I'm offically seceding from the Union while posting on this thread.

After I post this, the creaton of a new Confederate States of America
will begin. Just without all the slavery and bigotry.

　　　　　　　　　The Jisakujien Republic

>>149, >>150
I would laugh if I could understand your terrible English.

Ich mag Koreaner besser als Chinesen.

>>152
It's a lie.

Hey, is anybody here?

Hey morons! How are you?

Fine thank you.

Me, too. I am moron too.

hi i am new here. whats up?

The pretty girl blasted the hospital by the dynamic fart.

I am listen to almost anything interesting if pitchforkmedia gives high score.

I'd like to confess:
I am 29years old NEET. I am fat and ugly, never had a girlfriend. never talk to a girl
in a seven years.

Would smart people be smart without dumb people?
Would beautiful people be beautiful without ugly people?

this thread is deserve to be age'd

This is just a test, nothing to see here, folks!

Is it true that if you slice off someone's head you gained their
strength, or was that just in the movie The Highlander?

I just cut off my pet rooster's head, and there were no bolts
of mystic energy. Just a lot of blood. I'm thinking I didn't
do it right or something.

>>168
I reported to the police!

>>164

You can become a 'Densha Otoko', too! :D

Why is everyone in this thread so vulgar... v_v;;

Not everyone,
You are misunderstanding.

Hi! I'm DQN.
Does anybody here?

Sir, Please tell me how to get english skill.

つ　There is not such a kindness people in here

つ　The Jisakujien Republic.

What mean "つ"?

"つ" is name of city mie prefecture.

つ in mie prefecture

Why are you so stupid? Why can't you stop wanking? Why are you so horny?
I can't you understand at all.

>>179
Thx for your great comment.

つ　I can't understand >>179 at all.

Finally I decided to buy an air conditioner.
I can't get over this heat wave, but you know,all of my saving account will be used to buy it.

> Why are you so stupid?
> I can't you understand at all.

ぷ。　オマエガナー

Do you have an air conditioner?

I want to know how much you spend monthly electricity?

> Do you have an air conditioner?
Yea, I have it.

>I want to know how much you spend monthly electricity?
Sorry, i dont know.

I think...
If are you anxious about monthly electricity,
You don't have to buy air conditioner.

i was thinking of buying AC, but cooler weather will be coming soon, anyway.

you are not just thinking of buying AC but AV.lol

I'm AC/DC.

You are not AC/DC, but you are NEET

You, too.

>>187
You mean Endure hot wave for two month?

>>192
usually it's not so bad here (america east coast) near the end of August..

What time is it out there?

11:50pm

>>193
oops, I thought you are living in Japan.

America West Coast is 8:51pm on Friday...
I'm getting sleepy!!

tyo ww oma www neruno www hayaxtu wwww

つ　in English please.

>>198
imi fumei!

つ　in English please.

>>201
"tu"

i think he's trying to say "you sleep really early"?

>>201
Sorry.
I used English letters, though, doesn't that count? (´ー｀)

>>203

OH!! Thanks.

....I do sleep early...............
but I work hard all day long. ;_;
2ch is my one way to relax.
Sad, huh.

>>205
What do you do?

>>206
I work at a computer company, doing marketing for their website.
It's a job that never ends... TxT

I have to log off
bye

Bye, yeahh――♪ o(ﾟ∀ﾟo) (oﾟ∀ﾟo) (oﾟ∀ﾟ)o ――hh♪

　yeah　　　　　♪
　　♪　　　　　　 ∧＿∧∩yeah
　　　∧ ∧　　　（　´∀｀）ﾉ
　　∩*ﾟーﾟ)　ﾍノ＼　 つ
　⊂＼_,⊃ 　し､_ノ ヽﾉ　　　♪
　　ι'　　　　　　 l_ノ

I used to be a movieholic and watched many videos.
Twenty-six films in one month is my record.
I haven't seen any films lately.

In the States we have this thing called 'Netflix'...
you can rent movies by mail, as many as you want.

I think this month I've probably seen at least 30 movies...

What is everyone's favorite movie? Mine is 'Moulin Rouge'...

I think it's called moviegoer not movieholic.
I am moviegoer too! I watch 1 film per days.
watching good movies are good for my health

Movieholic is okay, too.

Today I watched an American movie called 'Jacob's Ladder'. It was scary!!

>>241
You should be aware that your ugly face, your fatty figure, your stupidness, your routine as an idol stalker and your NEEt are more scray. lol
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

>>215
not >>241 but >>214

yesterday I've watched godard's movie Masculin, féminin: 15 faits précis (1966)
and it was totaly awesome. I want to see more french movies like that. I didnt liked
everyone's favourt godard's movie 'breathless'...

Shut it!
You can't understand the content of French movie because you are moron

by the way.
are there any natives? I have a little thing to do

>>218
you're the only idiot here

Er I ain't a native, but I was born in UK

>>220
Idiot is yourself. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

>>221
you parents are not japanese? or what

>>223
My father is an half of Brit and Japanese, my mother is Japanese.

>>222
stop using lol
it's very stupid. only stupid kids overuse lol or use it inappropriately... lol

speaking of french culture
one of my favourite writer is Francoise Sagan
i love her books

typical idiot responses on this thread:
1) Shut up. You are NEET (or DQN, hicky, idol stalker, etc) (should be "you are a NEET", but anyway)
2) (blah blah blah) You moron.

i guess that sums it up.

What does 'NEET' stand for, anyway?
Does asking make me one... -_-;

it's been asked before, but..
ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NEET

>>227
it's because neets dont have brains!!
NEET = not in employment education or training

>>230
everyone has a brain.
but it's like a muscle.. you can choose to exercise it, or not.

Good old wikipedia...
Thanks! ^^; I should have checked the logs...

So basically... NEET = PUU?

PUU? never heard of it..
what country's that from?

It's Japanese!! From "Puutaro".

プータン。

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yes, im pooh at least now.

>>237

Winnie the Pooh? He was a Silly Old Bear.

what is the problem in jobless?

>>239
no job
no life.
it's truth.
nothing happens if you jobless

>>240
What a silly thing to say. I bet there are a lot of people who feel
as if nothing is happening in their so-called "life" that consists
in nothing but their job (and maybe a bit of 2ch when they come home).

I'm bored.

　 _ 　_∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 next, next !
　⊂彡

k

>>241
you're idiot. i didnt mean stupid salarymens.

Good luck everyone.

fuck u

>>246
hey!!! how do you get such nice tripcode
LLLLLLLL ??

Sweet name, isn't it?

I want choco

>>249
Nice trip&name!!
I like Sweets, too.
(ﾟｰﾟ)y-.｡o○

i know about tripper.exe but it's takes forever to generate such nice tripcode
like >>249 or >>251

Sixty years have passed.

>>253
since?

since the atomic bomb hit Hiroshima.

>>255
has it been that long? how fast we forget things!

>>245 is a freeter

I thinl being freeter is cool! but all of you on this board
are stupid salarymens with japanese mentality; not progressive; not creative.
lazy and stupid
fucking japs!

oh god,258's English is horrible!
You must be japanese,right? I can't believe you blame people
for using shameful English. I'm writing this from Boston.
Best wishes for your ashaming English.

Shame, shame, shame.
Be ashamed of something worth to be ashamed about!

Nobody on this thread wrote English at a native level.

>>259
you must be those fat american otaku who watch anime and japanese dorama
and thinking about turning japanese. you want to come to japan and live here
but you just fat nerd with your crazy fantasies!
we dont need people like you

>>262
Big talk coming from someone who spends all day at 2ch.
ヲタはどっちだよ。つーかwho's "we"? Speak for yourself!

ok, let us agree to disagree♪

>>262
By the way its drama. Not dorama.

Hello How are you? I hope you're alright.

you seem to be a drug user.

Why do you think so?

Because you are a moron who is always wanking with yukorin.lol lol lol lol lol

your description is always the same.
express in another way if you can.

Hey it's my first time here!
Anyone here a native English speaker?
Someone asked that question before but no one answered.

sigh...I have nothing to do everyday in particular on Sunday.
it's hotter outside, I have little money with me, I haven't had a girlfriend..sigh...
I envy you. you maybe rich and have a good girlfriend. Give me some your happiness.

sigh...sigh...sigh...

mah, mah, mah.

>>272
You have little money.
But I have no money.

Please give me some your happiness.

great so everyone is ignoring my question...lol
if you're all non-native speakers why is your english so good?
just curious.

I haven't known the meaning of `moron` which is always posted in this thread when I consulted a dictionary.
I think some of you likes writing such as that.
Those expression makes this thread lower quality I tihnk.

i agree, "moron" is a pretty low term word to use...

Big mound love.
This 3 words isdifficult to catch clearly.

any description is ok here.
no one can decide words possible to use here.

What is `Big Mound Love'? I have no idea!

>>276
I didn't ignore your question.
But I don't know about it.

I think mostly guys in this thread is Japanese.

>>27
Most blokes writing around here are Japanese.
You wouldnt find many foreigners writing here.

almost all of guys in this thread are fucking morons or idiots. lol lol lol lol lol

dakarah, how about another description? lol

I love you. you love me. We are gays.

rofl.

I've stayed N.Y. almost a year,but I've never heared "moron".
It is very old fashioned and sounds like grandma.
If I said that, every my fellow would think I'm fag.

The other thing, "almost all of ..." is wrong. Rewrite the
sentence again.

>>286
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i know the rumour that ：=X is native.
is it true?

rumor.

this is not a kind of gay communitiy.

Why did you stay IN NY? for study od working holiday?

why dont you try to speak mid western english?
mid western englsh is the stanndard english in the us.

=x is not a native. He is just a lolita-complexed idiots who aged from 40 to 45

heh.

>>295
yeah okay. sorry i'm an "idiots"

>>294
mid-western the standard? who said that?

I'd like to go to study in the Harvard Univ.
How many points of TOEFL must I get.

.>>297
an american.

>>298
didn't someone ask that before?
from Harvard's website: "We require the results of the SAT I and three SAT II Subject Tests for all candidates. The SAT II English Language Proficiency Test (ELPT) is not acceptable for this purpose.
Students are not required to submit the Test of English as a Foreign Language (TOEFL)."

>>293
Both.After I finish my school,I'm going to get new job.

>>294
You're kidding. Who said that?

>>295
Good luck.In spanish,Tengas muy problemas en ingles.

>>301
no.

I see.
Both results SAT 1 and 2 are required for students.
I must do my best to go to Harvard and after I wanna get a Nobel Prize.

>>300
you've got many proper knowledge of Harvard.
By the way,where are you from? I don't care if you're native
or not, coz your English is good. Just curious.

>>297
you really a native?

you don't have to go to Harvard to win a Nobel Prize, you know...

>>305
yes..

If I performed a miracle to be a student of Harvard Univ. I couldn't pay tuition fee.
it's very expensive, sn't that. And My age 36 is very handicapped I think.
but I wanna go there until 40

>>306
thats sick.
Where do you live?
I've been to Australia a couple times.

>>307
you are ossaan

I can't say =X is native speaker.
If he is, how did he get his ID and come here?

>>307
depending on your field of study, there are departments in other schools in the US that are comparable or even better than Harvard, you know..

>>308
america, east coast

>>309
Of course I am a middle-aged Ossan. but I wanna go to Harvard.

>>310
hey, this is the internet.. anyone can come here, can they not?
as for the ID, it's because someone tried to impersonate me once.

=x, leave him alone. He is too ambitious. Don't get serious his message.
East coast! Now there is almost midnight,right? In N.Y.,
here is already midnight. I wanna go to a bar,but I'm too tired today.

>>313
sorry, i dont quiet get this part
are you native as in a Japanese that lives in America for a long time and can speak native english
or are you just a yank?

>>311
I see. I want to study earth science in Harvard. in particular 古生物学←sorry I can't translate

Sorry I mean he is 312.

>>315
i'm not Japanese.. but i'm not white, either. Americans aren't all white, you know..

>>316
おっさん、頑張って下さい。

But I believe Harvard is waiting for me to be astudent.
So I must study harder to understand English perfectly!

36 tte konoaida kokoarasiteta yukorin yarou jyane-ka

>>318
Thank you!

>>318
no shit Americans arent all white

Im sure i havent mentioned about color in >>315
Or does yank mean white americans?

I can't believe some of this bord people care so much
if somebody is native speaker or not.
It's sounds racism,innit? Who cares?

>>322
i guess i misinterepreted it as white american...my bad
i don't think it necessarily means that, though.

>>323
It's sounds racism　×
It sounds so racist ○

>>324
oh ok
sorry for getting up at you anyway
I've had a bad day

>>325
haha it's all good, man.. no worries
are you native Japanese? you seem to know a lot.. english-wise

>>325
bug off,bitch

>>326
Yeah I'm japanese.
Like I've said i've been to Australia a couple of times.
So i guess i can speak a little bit of english.

>>328
cool. i've never been there, though..

>>329
yeah? It's a good place.
Likewise Ive never been to America.

I've gotta go now.
Good talking to you man,
hope we can talk again soon.

STFU

why do you think that the erath is less than six thousand years old?

　 旦
　 旦
∧旦∧
( ´･ω･) It's tea time, you guys.
( つ旦O　旦旦
と＿)＿) 旦旦旦

このスレッドはいろんな意味で凄いよな・・

yes, it is.

英単語の音節の区切り方に法則とかありますか？あったら教えてください

why do you ask it here?

ここは英語スレッドになってるのわかるけど、なんで日本の質問やコメント
に対して、英語で答えるかな？格好つけてんの？

>>336
■スレッド立てるまでもない質問スレッド Part100◆
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1123224440/

>>338
What's wrong with trying to explain ourselves in a foreign tongue?
Dont't you ever explain your culture in Japanese?
It has nothing to do with showing off.

>>340

>>338の「日本」は「日本語」の間違い

Yes, I am showing off my imbecility.
You are a psychoanalyst.

>>342

Impressive use of the dictionary I must say. Now try pronouncing those words.

>>343
I'd be glad to.

「湯　嗚呼　唖　最高　穴　栗鼠　徒」

How did I do?

we had better not respond to anyone who tries to troll here.

>>344

Good job! However, I personally would have used 英 instead of 唖.

>>345

Oh yes, we had better not!

>>346
Are you suggesting that 'a' in that sentence should be pronounced with the strong form?

>>346

Not in all cases, but in that particular sentence, I personally would
say "エイ” instead of "ア". I don't know what book you read that called
"エイ" the strong form, but I've never heard that expression used.

>>347 でした　＞＜　もう間違いだらけやんか・・

if possible I'd like to know what you all think of
people who read English books in public places.
Does it look as if I'm showing off?

>>348
Strong form (強形) is a technical term in phonetics.

And according to you, the closest possible katakana notation would be:
「ヨァレイ サイヵ エアナリストゥ」
In any case katakana is very awkward I must say.

　 旦
　 旦
∧旦∧
( ´･ω･) It's tea time again..
( つ旦O　旦旦
と＿)＿) 旦旦旦

Tea time? It's more likely dinner...lol

>>350
If you are Japanese, some people might find you a show-off.
But I personally read books in public places regardless of the language
they are written in, and no one ever tried to kill me for that.
The important thing is whether you are ashamed of what you are reading or not.

>>351

According to me? Be careful with your words and don't assume too much.
I definitely wouldn't start with a ヨ, or put a ゥ at the end of the last
ト.

Katakana is for Japanese. In that sense it isn't awkward at all. You could
say that English letters are awkward for writing Japanese words in the same
way.

Your whole manner of writing makes it look like you think English is a superior
language or something.

No one has ever tried to kill me when reading an Eb

sorry mistake...I was trying to write English book

>>354

I certainly hope no one would try to kill you for reading a book.
And "regardless of the language"? Just how many languages do you pretend
to know?

"The important thing is whether you are ashamed of what you are reading or not."

Where the hell did this sentence come from and what does it have to do with EL's
question?

anyone know any good books?
I'm really to Harry Potter, although I haven't
read the new one yet...lol

test

輝って顔がイッチーに似てるよね。

ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT NEW HARRY POTTER IS...
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

what did "test" mean?
Is that like a new book or like something totally different?

>>361

イッチーって誰？ってか、その前に俺の顔を見た事があるのか？

Snape kills him??!!
I really didn't want to know that...
Thanks for ruining all the fun of reading...lol

写真貼ったじゃん。日本にいたときの。

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

>>366

それを憶えてる人が居ると思わなかった。で、イッチーで誰かな？

いや、あんま似てないわ。ふいんき(←なぜか変換できない）がちょっと似て
るかと思った。

I like when girls are urinating on my face.

雰囲気＝ふんいき　だよ♪

輝に質問したいときはどうすればいいの？荒らされずに聞きたいとき。

I seriously do not understand the fun of that...

輝はただいまイッチーを検索中です。

hahahaha golden shower?

it ain't really "GOLD"

>>369

本気で雰囲気が「ふいんき」だと思ってた？
で、そのイッチーって人の写真はどこで見れる？

>>372

何を訊きたいの？

it's golden shower. it's awesome when girl do it while i am masturbating
furiously! sometimes i drink urine, but not much! usually i lay on floor and
a girl put her vagine near my mounth!

>>355
You are right. No one can be too careful when they are expressing their
thoughts in a borrowed tongue.
The worst thing you can expect in speaking in a foreign language is to make
the wrong impressions that you are unaware of making.
Well, I was just adopting your opinion concerning the 'a' in the sentence above
is prefered to be pronounced with the strong form.

And I didn't intent to say that English is a superior language. I was just saying
that katakana notation is awkward.

>>373
you dont understand....
so youve done it before??

nothing can compare when warm girl's urine flows down on my lips

was that question meant for me?
If it was my answer would be NO

キーワード「イッチー」だと、ジャニがでてくるから、税務署ってのも
いれるといいかも。でも危険な領域。

>>382
Well if you havent tried it, how do you know that its not fun?

Well I just meant that since I'm a girl
I wouldn't want to be the one to shit in someone's face

where are you from, el?

JAPAN but I use to live in the states

why do you ask?

so you are almost a native speaker? >>387

What part of the States?

hes tryin to hook up with you

yeah I guess, I come from Fort Lee NJ
That's like real close to Manhattan

hook up? with me?
well I ain't gonna be the one pissing!LOL

>>392
why dont you stayed more in states? it's seems to be funny

I came back to Japan due to family business

何屋さん？

いや、何やさんでもないな…サラリーマンの分類に入るんじゃない？←父

I am glad that many people are posting with names now.
But I must say that mine looks the coolest!

what does URBAN PREDATOR mean?

外交官なのか．．．スゲー。

えっ外交官なんて言ってないぞ…

urban predator is a neet

For those who are chatting in Japanese:





雑談しようよ！！！！！！！！ Part 15
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1103977751/

so your NEET?

what do you do all day?just curious

>>398
I'll give you a cooler name; urbane predator!

日本語だめなの？．．．alienated

is everyone here over thirty?

24

haha urban predator has disappeared from this thread. he dont know what to say.
I can imagine a worriyng guy on the another side of screen! ha ha ha

does that mean you're working?

or are you a student?

if you really love someone, you should try anything at least once.
don't you think, EL?

>>410
I know what to say to you.
Good evening.

i agree but where did that question come from?

I am 19

I thought uwere 24?

it came from golden shower thing....

>>414
you're so weak. when someone has mention that you're neet you prefer to disappear.
but when someone made fun of you(410) you came here again and said rubbish
how neet you are...

now maybe you want to slap me! hahaha

oh so your asking me to be the golden shower?Or someone else?

dont talk
just listen

I don't think it's bad to be a NEET if you have a reason
for being a NEET

don't talk, just listen was that to me?

Where is 輝？

>>423
reason? what reason?

like if your still searching for what you want to do in the
future.

whats the problem if they are neet?
i dont care.

Well, you are already well into your future.

how old are you Urban Predator?

or are you not here anymore?

urban predator is 25

that's not too old!

my parents are rich and i dont need to search for my future
hahaha

and your 19? and you like pissing woman?

That means your future is lost...

or were you 24?

i dont care about Urban Predator
but that's definitely truth about him:
he isnt here! he disappeared when we are started talking about his NEET life.
he can's stand critics

I was just curious about how he spends his day.
Hope I didn't scare him off.

EL, how old are you?

no my future isnt lost
I am just having good times with my rich family

do you want the truth or an approximate number?

You dont seem to enjoy your life.

ME?!

EL is 17.

>>439
if he is so fearful how can he live in modern times? life can be very harsh sometimes.
there are no good life for weak ones

I am not 17!!

>>442
as you wish

EL is fifteen.

To tell the truth I'm still 19

Are you gay, EL?

I'm a girl and I'm straight, thank you very much

EL is a girl she can't be gay
she can be only a lesbian!
I dont like lesbians

i told u I'm straight!
how the hell did u think I was gay?!
was it something I said?

dont you wanted to try it with a girl? I am bisexual for example
it's fun to love both sex

Being gay is not a matter of good or bad...

did u think i was gay cuz i said i didn't think
the idea of a GOLDEN SHOWER was fun?

Stop that, please.

wow! your bisexual?! I never met anyone that was bisexual before!

haha I think there are a lot of bi in USA especially in california.

I lived in the east coast...lol

I'd better get going now.
Nice talking to you guys.
I'll be back.lol

Ur.. never return!

bye

seriously?! am I not wanted?!lol

Nobody ever never wants you...

Very fine job you did, Mr Nameless.
But I know there are people with good judgement.
Therefore, such baseless criticism do not give me a bad name.

You are very funny urban predator! i bet you been bullied in school ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

hey urban predator
please tell us how it feels to being made fun in a front of a girl?

oh thats turns me on

ah, its going erotic.

....
silence

do you think that urban predator is still virgin?
I think so

mah. you can hear the sound of silence♪

silence is gold.

EL 人気者だな

Together In Electric Dreams

no.

I only knew you for a while
I never saw your smile
’til it was time to go
Time to go away (time to go away)
Sometimes it’s hard to recognise
Love comes as a surprise
And it’s too late
It’s just too late to stay
Too late to stay

We`ll always be together
However far it seems
(love never ends)
We`ll always be together
Together in electric dreams

Because the friendship that you gave
Has taught me to be brave
No matter where I go i`ll never find a better prize
(find a better prize)
Though you’re miles and miles away
I see you every day I don’t have to try
I just close my eyes, I close my eyes

We’ll always be together
However far it seems
(love never ends)
We’ll always be together
Together in electric dreams

I am feels so good when i am surrounded by media. reading columns in guardian
music reviews, interviews, cool design
i love it

what are you talking about? bookworm???

why this thread is so stupid

how sentimental I am these days

Hey, it's kind of pathetic that you feel good when you're
surrounded by magazines and shit. What you have to remember is
some of the most important things in life are learned from
interacting with people.

>>484
you're idiot
Typical redneck who dont give a damn about fashion, design and whats going on in the
world.
I bet you study at 3rd college surrounded by people like you

To me, you are just an end consumer who pay for magazines and
think you are cool reading them. You are far from being recognized &
legitimate!!!

do you think that GAY and LESBIAN can have a sex? I know they can
but will they enjoy that? atleast a litte
or not?

Oh I almost forgot, you've assumed totally wrong about me.

back again!
although I'll be gone in about ten minutes.lol
Is sex all guys ever think about?!lol

>>487
I think it depends. You know some straight guys can enjoy sex
without love right? I saw the drama Nip/Tuck the other day, and
they included the scene where a gay man and a lesbian woman have
sex. They actually enjoys it for some reason.

I have this guy friend who probably only
thinks of me as a friend and not a girl.
What would turn this guy on?lol

EL, are you saying you are interested in him?

i'm not sure, is that a problem if i'm not?lol

not at all a problem....

Indeed, i may love him.lol

hey, u used my name!!that was NOT me!!

what is he like?

so what should i do if i really were interested?
any ideas?

now i remember.
he gave me ... well, i have to stop here.lol

What?? You want to get attention?
Or you really do want to turn him on?

both!lol

neither!!

seriously would u stop using my name and give me some ideas here?

boring

fine...leaving

how about stop treating him like a friend... and act like you are
intrested in him as a boyfriend material. that would probably risk
losing friendship with him thogh....

it's the "act like interested" part
that i'm not really sure what to do about

Hmmmm don't tell him everything like you do with your female friends.
Be mystrious! and make lots of compliment about him.

look into his eyes... and smile often.

too corny for you?

gocha!thanks!
do guys like to be complimented on?
but that doesn't exacly turn him on does it?lol

every guy loves it for sure. so boost his ego. that works.

okay, now a private question.
What turns YOU on?lol

sorry too private?lol

nah... you know it's easy to turn guys on. like dressing sexy....
long hair, etc. guys are simple animal.

wish you luck! gotta go now. i have some work to do.

good luck!thanks 4 the advice!

ErrorGuard.com tried to force me to install an unwanted software into my computer.
They may have sent a spyware as well. Very cute.

>>512
二の腕とうなじ

Is EL like OL?

Ne. Ka. Ma.

>>512
big hard juicy 6 inches or over

Average size for Japanese.

2 inches

100 grams.

for brain total weight

sad....

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>>528
I think you should sleep.

>>528
Sweet dreams.

its was a long time:
I want to lick yukorin's anus

you gotta shut up

>>EL
you're from fort lee? my hometown's pretty close to there..

Hi =x!
Yeah I'm from Fort Lee!
Where are u from?

>>533
i'm from Teaneck. pretty close, huh

yeah I know where that is!
are u living there right now?

nope.. i go to college in upstate New York now.
are you a student in Japan now?

yup!
although I kinda wish I applied 4 a school in the states

that's cool. do you like life in Japan better?
NJ can be boring at times, haha..

I guess it is boring but when u start living in
Japan, u start thinking that life in NJ was a lot more exciting.lol
Although I do love the school I'm in right now.
I'm in the faculty of Law and hardly
understand what I'm doing in class.lol
How old are u?

serious? NJ is exciting, i've never heard that, lol
i'm 21 now.. will be turning 22 in january

are u Japanese?
I looked at the things u've written before and
u were talking about not all Americans being white
so I was curious.

oh.. nope
i'm korean.. born in America though.
if you went to school in Fort Lee i'm sure you're familiar with koreans.. heh

yeah i had a lot of korean friends.
ur korean American but u speak japanese too?

heeeyyy, can i join in the discussion? :D
i live in california.... but japan is way more exciting...

wow i never knew that this site was known in the states
are u Japanese?

>>543
yup.. i'm taking classes at school and stuff. i know enough to understand tv shows, pretty much
i understand this is weird, but... would you mind talking over aim or msn?

nope, american.
but i lived in japan for two years, which is where i heard of 2ch...

sure!but would u mind waiting 4 a sec I need to
go downstairs with my computer.lol

>>548
yup no prob

okay back again!lol

haha welcome back
could you email your MSN address to [email protected]?

so 547 what did u do in Japan when u were here?

thanks, EL!
check your mail..

how the hell do u get to IM?!
I wish i didn't quit AOL...lol

>>551
I won't email you!!1

what the hell did the last message mean?lol

世界の嫌われ者は何処に行っても嫌われ者だな

スレを私物化すんな

yes, privatizing the post ministry is good.

anti-refomists formed a group to keep status quo of post.

Anti-reformists hate changing for the better, 125 men are just like yukorin nerds.
Because They can't see the reality.

I live on about 120000yen a month , not including the rent of 60000yen .
It's tough .

You morons should build a political party to achieve privatization! the party name is The Party of NEETs and Morons.lol
but you morons are too stupidest, poor and horny to build a party.lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

I'd vote for the NEET party.

worst people of the earth:
1) hikikomoris
2)otakus
3)neets
do you agree with me?

im a slut
does anyone need head?

>>564
You fall under the "All" category

I know, I know >>564
1) hikikomoris
2)otakus
3)neets
4)名無しさん

no ur not EL but ass hole

2channel is stupid because of his anonymous nature

what the correlation between "stupid" and "anoymous nature"?

What should I do to get married to Dakota Fanning?
age gap is 25. if I married her, I would give up hilary duff.

because 名無しさん tends to write stupid messages. and without names you dont
need to be "normal" and you can write random bullshit. its really stupid

can you help me to identity a word?
something like accomody i dont know how its spells

>>569 >>572
I find BBS with obligatory names to be a lot more stupid.
"Normality" that can be found online on such BBS can be a lot more
vain and moronic. Does "circlejerk" mean something to you?

>>573
Do you mean "to accommodate"/"accommodation"?

I'd like to candidate a diet member for task force to help neet like you.
please vote me if you live in chiba

>>575
it's from a song. "I need to accommodate my communication needs"
yeah, you're right
thanks

>>574
'nameless system' may be good for technical disputes but not for chatting.
because when you're nameless you dont have a motivation to write something interestings
that's why most of the NEETS guys wrote as nameless

Fuck you!

If you hate nameless guys, You should go to other BBS.

>>578
Then why do you post anonymously right now?
Are you afraid of kote-phobes' attacks?

>>581
dont know why..
but I post with a name on others 2ch's boards

I dont hate nameless guys, but it's cowardly to post as nameless.

The next election of the Lower parliament will be on September 11

>>582
Why are you nameless in here?

I admire Mr. Sakurai Keizo because he posts with his real name.

>>583
That's 2ch BBS.

you've been told
you've been told

my favourite band for the moment is lali puna
do you know it? they are from german. i doubt that japanese music can be as good
as lali puna.

　　　　 ∧ ∧
　　　　( ´ー｀)　I dunno

no one knows.

japanese music is totaly crap. nothing good at all!

where is urban predator? I liked how yesterday nameless humilated him´ー｀

heh.

hehehe

>>594
you're urban predator
are you?

Who's "urban predator"?

>>596
no.

>>597
25yo NEET. he has been humilated in a front of a girl yesterday

huhn.

>>599
What did he doing?

つ　What did he do?

nothing actually
just nameless guy picked on him and urban predator acted like a totaly moron
like he is 14yo. no shit he is 25yo and NEET.

any otaku here? i want to chat with otaku

its close to the time for the discoverys return.

great poetry of mine
Pull over now / exit here / Hi-way shops / frequent stops / Quarters and bucks / semitrucks / close the door / and have a seat

achah, the dicoverys arrival was put off, because of the weather.

koizumi is desparating.

any natives? I have a small question to ask...

i dont agree to the privatization.

i dont care about politics

im intereted in.

　 旦
　 旦
∧旦∧
( ´･ω･) It's tea time, you guys.
( つ旦O　旦旦
と＿)＿) 旦旦旦

My wounds will not heal

it is what i call new-wave complex

>>603
Percisely which part did my posts appear moronic in your eyes?
And for your information, I have some decent work to do.
But why are you so obsessed about calling other people NEET anyway?
Is it because you are one of them yourself?
It is very rude and childish to insult people you don't even know.

>>616
because you are funny idiot. I never ever seen such moronic guy like you.

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>>617
I hope you're enjoying yourself. Because if you aren't, you must be a real something.

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hey urban predator
what's your college?

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When I touch your skin

I feel I have to wash my hands

Just when I think I'm in control

I fall apart again

does the monologue thread still exsist?

of course, yes, it does.
its still possible to use.

　 旦
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∧旦∧
( ´･ω･) It's tea time again.
( つ旦O　旦旦
と＿)＿) 旦旦旦

Iam fucking hate computers
why I need to install stupid windows? why I need to configure soft? I fucking
hate all that
I hate installing new hardware
I hate formating hard disks!!!
hate hate hate

calm down it's just a fuckin computer!lol

I think i need to get a mac! damn

sorry can't help u there, don't know much about computers...
but good luck anyway!

frank sinatra is dead

yeah, computers can be annoying at times..

check this page
i think it's hilarious!
http://www.harmful.org/homedespot/ADIARY.htm
crazy english teacher!
he went to shit show(where ppl are eating shit!!!) and all other crazy things!

this guy's supposed to be American? his english is weird, though.

yeah, maybe he is from UK or australia

everyone who pretended to like me is gone

>>639
those sort of blokes lets down Japan
stupid tosser

I love you nameless

>>644
its actually just the title of an album by a band called the Walkmen.

i just felt like writing it.

sometimes I do wonder if my "friends" do actually like me or not?
perhaps im just paranoid

i've wondered about that too...
but i've decided not to care.
if they hang out with me i don't
think they're doing it for charity.lol

money and success are your best friends

hah!i agree about money though...lol

go to kitchen women

i think i'd rather die poor, with friends around me than being alone with riches and success, you know.

was that "go to kitchen woman" meant for me?
Cuz i have no idea what that meant...

haha you're the only woman here now, right?

i don't think i wanna die yet...lol
i wouldn' want my friends to forget about me
when i die.

>>650
yeah like you surrounded with your losers friends(I am not speaking about you,
just example) you know people tends to like successful humans, if you poor
nobody's truly likes you. except poor ones.

I think he meant "get back in the kitchen woman."
but its probably not worth paying attention to.

I agree with :=X and the way things are going i will definately
die poor. the friends bit could get iffy

i probably am the only woman but how did that
nameless guy know i was a girl anyway?!

>>656
lucky guess. or he read earlier posts.

i guess it also depends on how poor.
like homeless poor or have a house but full of depts?

>>650
yeah, people tend to like successful humans because everyone wants a piece of 'em.
i don't think that would count as true friendship.

>>658
EL, not homeless poor, i guess... maybe just enough to get by? i dunno

whoops.. i meant >>654

as long as the debt collectors don't take your house and break
your legs i suppose having debts is better than being homeless

i don't think i'd ever be able to live as a homeless.
i don't even want to think about not having a house
to go home to.

it's funny how I'm hearing english speaking!
for example: "sometimes it's hard to recognise"
I hear: sometimes it's hard to record nice
ha ha ah

r u a native speaker?

>>662
well, that's what friends are for, right? ;)

"I hate my friends, cuz they make me think about the smile that
Im faking."

what did 666 mean?
u fake your smiles
like plastic surgury?

>>659
but you know that rich and successful people like to hung out with rich and succesful people
not with "ordinary" guys.
and true friendship is a rather rare thing anyway

fitting for the post of the beast

"true friendship"...sigh
it's hard to tell what true friendship is ...

>>668
well, maybe i'm an idealist.. what you say is true though.
i think if you look hard enough, you can find some quality friends around.

>>667
Its just song lyrics. but I believe it means that you smile
even though you don't mean it becaus all your friends expect
you to or something like that

>>669
you fail

>>670
bad experiences?

is urban predator around?
i really like how he quotes stuff.lol

>>675
what do you mean by quotes stuff ? hehe

>>673
what?

hmmm i don't think i've had any BAD experiences...yet
but i had a friend who i thought was a TRUE friend
but she kinda like drifted away.not that i think she hates me or anything

sarcasm, thy name is jealosy
-urban predator

>>678
yeah, that happened to me.. especially right after i left for college

i like how this board is being dominated by an American and
a returnee who lived in America

it's kinda sad cuz i thought she would be one of those rare
friends that you keep forever...

so you've read the stuff we've written before....
and u are?

haha, it's not like no one else can join in at any time, you know..

>>683
just another nameless casual visitor

u think we should start changing names :=X ??LOL

may i ask casual visitor from where?

lol hmm maybe?

chiba

why are you so fluent?

are u neet?

probably because of my whiteness

so u r an American guy living in chiba?

>>691
does it matter?

>>693
so white=American?

u pissed? no need to get touchy...sorry

>>690
can you show
his "fluent messages" I want to see them

>>696
not at all, I was just curious.

and actually yeah Im American. Only half of me is white though

at least u have some part of white in u!
I'm totally Jap!wish i were american though.

hey what going in the thread?

just introducing ourselves....and u are?lol

this is too early for me.. i should go back to sleep

what time is it over there?

9:40am

it's not THAT early!lol
what would keep u up?

well you could become an american. im not exactly sure how it works though.
i think there is a test involved.

why would you want to though?
and i don't see anything particularly wrong with being of 100% Japanese ancestry

>>704
lol, i dunno.. i just naturally wake up early because of the trucks on my street

it's about looking non-american that i don't really like...
people just assume u can't speak english.
and once u do start speaking in english they start saying
"your english is perfect! i can't believe u speak so well!"
it's like "excuse me! i was living there!"

I've gotta go watch TV in 15 min.lol
favorite tv show!!yeah!!lol

what show?

>>708
No shit? I didn't think that still happened so much anymore.
That ever happen to you :=X?

Hell is other people.
(L'enfer, c'est les autres.)
----Jean-Paul Sartre

>>711
nah, cause i'm asian so i think people assume i'm Japanese at first..
or assume i can speak Japanese at least

hey!i was looking foward to meeting u!

I just found a very charming tripcode that suits me beautifully.

quote something please!lol

d

d??

>>716
google -> famous quotes.
but you dont need search yourself. because here's our favourite slave
urban predator. he will do it by himself.
ha ha ha

i didn't know that famous quote thing!
thanks!

yeah and now urban predator is totaly useless. because he dont have personality
all he can do is reading. hard work to be you NEET

he may be a NEET but he sure is smart e
nough to know the quotes and understand them!

haha whenever urban predator talks i think of an old englishman or something

>>679
I remember that I said that about a month ago. But it's not a quote.
I made it up when I was being pestered by some jealous guy who envied me for having such a groovy name.

>>724
I am sorry but you dont seems to be a guy to who someone can be jealous
you're neet

>>724
no one says "groovy" anymore, lol
people said it a lot in the 70's

lol←これも今時使う奴珍しいよな。

>>722
Thank you for the compliment. But I am sad to say that I am not a so-called NEET.
I hope you don't let the senseless agitators cloud your good judgement.

>>724
Well, I'm flattered. I intent to do so somewhat.

trendy name
hip name

>>728
what are you doing then
if you're neet
warehouse job dont count

>>726
I was perfectly aware of that. I made you laugh alright. lol

>>727
nah, it's not that rare

u wish

'young till i die'
is my credo

I can not speak English.

credo?
thats psychotic delusion

Pardon me. Let me repeat myself with the corrected anchor.

>>723
Well, I'm flattered. I intent to do so somewhat.

urban predator.. huh?
more like mr. pick me

ppp

exploit yourself just sellout, cash cards, just sellout
Do it to yourself before its done to you

It’s the euro, dollar, the yen or rubal
Sellout is the aim
On the billboard, in the adverts, this is the big game

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↑ I am Urban Predator my life is worthless I am worthless nobody's loves me

Urban predatorﾜﾛｽ

if your not a NEET why do so may people assume you are?
just curious...

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even if Urban Predator isnt a NEET I doubt that he have good job
he he

what's コテフォ?

dont tell him

>>746
コテフォ is short for コテ・フォビア (kote-phobia)
コテ means コテハン (固定ハンドルネーム)

A コテフォ is a person who shows abnormal dislide towards posters with a handle name on BBS.
And I've seen you've been attacked by one.

∧＿∧
( ´･ω･) Let us have a cup of tea, you guys.
( つ旦O　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫
と＿)＿)　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦

>>748
thanks very much for the explanation.

>>749
yes, i'll have a cup!

>>750
not at all

I went to the same school with urban predator!!! He was a poor boy and everyone
bullied him! one day a guy take his stuff to the toilet and drop into the toilet!
all his stuff were covered with shit!

>>752
grow up, son

↑おまいかわいそ杉

that was stupid. but I am sure urban predator was bullied in school

>>755
いい加減にしなさいｗ

I prefer cocaine

>>755
（￣ー￣）ﾆﾔﾆﾔ

heh.

>>757
to what?

in what community are you liveing now?

urban predator, why are you posting anonymously?

thats chiken do

>>762
Give us a break, will you?

Give us a break, will you? <ﾜﾛｽ

he seems to be a detective or something. lol
what kind of game is he enjoying?

ママが頭の悪い人達と話したら駄目って言うから、またね>>all

where is mr.shit i wonder?

たまごっちって美味しいの？

>>768
just look in a mirror, you'll find scanky shit,

huhn.

no one is here

you left alone, neet

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なんか、オナニーしたらスッキリしちゃった。
荒らしてごめんなさい。

HI! ANYBODY HERE?

NO

Koizume just sucked my dick
he is a dirty nigger

NO?!

I am here. Hello. All you stupid neets should work for the bright future of japan.

ヒキコモリさんは、一日中パソコンの前にへばりついていて楽しいの？

you know in detail.

oh wow, PM Koizumi is here!

Mr. Koizumi has done his job. Who do you think will be the next PM?

hiroyuki nishimura

hey =X are you here? If you are here can I ask you for a little favour pls

>>786
yea whats up

I've searched for a lyrics to one song and didnt find anything
and I can understand english in that lyrics (I mean pronounce)
if I upload a fragment of this song (about 2min) can you write lyrics pls?

sure, i can do that
can you tell me the name of the song, too

Adult. - sideswiped.
I'm uploading it now

okay.
done
http://s42.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0Y3FGYP29WR8V1MQ0H41JUIDNU

wow, it's really hard to tell what she's saying, haha.. hold on

hehe

.......(???)
past exit seven
intersections come and go
from him to her, "i don't know"

he pushed his hand along my thigh
i looked at him and thought i'd died
as i glance i'm just not sure
keep your distance, i've been sideswiped

(??) i catch my breath
vinyl convering, there's no rest
glass painted finger pits(?)
i call your bluff, and then i'm sideswiped

touching things, touched by others
makes me scared, makes me wonder
could it be another dare
and once again, i'd been sideswiped

sorry, that's the best i can do for now (-- ;)

yay! thanks a lot!
All i could understand by myself is I've been sideswiped
hehe

this is pretty interesting music though.. is it electronica?

it's so called electroclash. new york guys (larry tee and dj hell) started it
as festival. on festival there were bands:
adult.
chick on speed
miss kittin and more.
that festival caused some kind of sensation and music writers label such music
as electroclash.
it's revival of 80's NEW-WAVE feelings(watch liquid sky if you want to 'understand')
with electro music(from 80's)
it was trendiest music of 2002
now electroclash is dead.
if you want to listen go and listen to ADULT - Resuscitation
awesome cd

awesome dude, i'll definitely check it out.

if you want to know more about eclash
you can read this article:
http://members.aol.com/blissout/electroclash.htm

how did you hear about this music? even i didn't know about it, and i live in America..

well I read some magazines and websites like
pitchforkmedia.com (best music mag)

funny texxt about electroclash(it's joke of course but actually it's sums what
electroclash about)
Buy, borrow or steal some old albums from Kraftwerk, Visage, New Order, Human League
and Gary Numan. Some knowledge of the early 80s Italodisco and Giorgio Moroder
doesn't hurt either.

# Buy, borrow or steal a cheap sampler/inexpensive keyboard and nick everything
you can from the artists mentioned above. Add some one-octave basslines and
disco beats.

# Buy, borrow or steal a vocoder to get some fashionable robot vocals in.
Besides, said device comes helpful if you can't sing one bit (though remember,
this didn't stop New Order's Bernard Sumner to have a go at some crooning...
neither Madonna nor your current favourite chart superstar).

Watch the 1982 cult film Liquid Sky repeatedly until you know it by heart.
Then buy a skinny tie, a can of hairspray and some hair dye, plus some
fluorescent make-up to go. Now, try to look as much as possible like the
characters in Liquid Sky.

Now the hardest part: you have to try to write some lyrics for your simple two-note tracks.
To make the task easier, here's a short checklist of handy buzzwords you might
pick up from: cocaine, glamour, glitz, jetset, sex, lipstick, sunglasses,
champagne, night life, disco, 1982, space invaders, Pac-Man, trash, romantic,
Euro, electronique, lifestyle, robots, computer, sleaze, auto, plaza, dancer,
fashion, style, human, cars, magazine, TV, seduction, silver screen, plastic,
passion, android, leatherette, suicide, porno, telephone, neon, futuristic,
robots, robots and robots.
hehe

haha, my friend loves pitchfork..
but he's kind of extreme, he hates everything they hate, and loves everything they love, which isn't good for a true music lover if you ask me..

i usually heard music, using my ears.

>>803
I agree. I use pitchfork for information about whats new in music today.

where is 輝 or Paul?

I prefer cocaine

Is it true that if you slice off someone's head you gained their
strength, or was that just in the movie The Highlander?

I just cut off my pet rooster's head, and there were no bolts
of mystic energy. Just a lot of blood. I'm thinking I didn't
do it right or something.

I reported to the police!

Do you have an air conditioner?

I want to know how much you spend monthly electricity?

I'm AC/DC.

You are not AC/DC, but you are NEET

You, too.

mah, mah, mah.

arrest━━━━||Φ|(|゜|∀|゜|)|Φ||━━━━!!

I am going to read Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk
IN ENGLISH!

test

うるせぇボケ

You love yukorin.

That's right.

http://e-mov.com/movhtm/warai/ogurayuu.htm

this is the real side of yukorin

why, what's she like usually? playing dumb?

>>822
No. she IS dumb. not just she is being dumb.

>>821

へぇ、やっぱりただのぶりっ子だったな。

Good morning guys

うるせぇボケ

goodmorning, losers, morons and neets

suck a dick, i'm a force for the fuck of it

What do you want?

Yukorin is yours!

I want a puusy
I am a virgin
I am 32 years old though

i want friends in real life.
i've got nobody to talk with.

>>831
go get a prostitute

>>832
then you better get outta here!
and face the reality!

Why do you like talk about Yukorin always?

>>833
AIDSで死ぬぞ
まぁお前が死んでも誰も悲しまないけどなｗ

Hi! How are you? I think you are fine and moron.lol

>>835
つ　talking

>>837
yea, I'm fine but not moron!! and you?

So you are called morons! You are always taking about Yukorin! She's a stupid slat!
You should see her reality!

>>831
You mean you're cherryboy?

I want to marry Yukorin.

>>840
I agree with you. She is "Neko kaburi" and "Burikko"!!

>>842
So what?

but you know she is a bit more clever.
Her Burikko makes her catch many CM and populaity.
but Her nerds belive she is pure. They are morons who cannot be helped.
her populaity in this thread ia perfectly deterirated. It's good move, isn't it?

All men also want to marry Yukorin! You show so definitely on your ugly face!

>>845
Do you think she is strategist?

How much do the Japanese know about the American Civil War? I'm
curious to see what people in another country know about it, if
anything.

I acquired acknowledge on American Civil War by books on history of USA.
CSA defeated. it's good move to improve america.

>>848
I don't know at all.

Koizumi wishes to win election
You wish to win erection from ED.lol

nice try very funny

I couldnt understand what so funny.

I listen to net radio with RadioPower.org.
But! I don't understand!
What happen the diskabary?

855

>>855
hey! what is 855?
I don't know to this especialy number.
because I don't stay ENGLISH board a little.
Please.

aha?
other chatter eating lunch now?

I eat blue-berry-bread and drink cold coffee with milk.
very good than english noble lunch. ha-ha-ha!

heh.

Someone please call the surgeon so he can crack open my ribs
and repair this broken heart

I've been waiting since birth to find a love that would look and
sound just like a movie

>>859
sorry, I don't know telephone number about BJ.
I can only listen your sad story.

so i changed my plans, I rented a camera and a van and then I
called you

Where is Teru? I want him now.
Come out in here!

i need you to pretend that are still in love again,
and you agreed to.

i want so badly to believe that there is truth, that love is real,
and I want like in every word to such an extent that its absurd

>>864
sorry, I speak english a little.
please ask >>866 the matter.

I greased the lens and framed the shot using a friend as my
stand-in.

my scripted did call for rain but it was clear that day, so we
faked it.

the marker snapped and I yelled "quiet on the set!" and then called
"action."

Ampanman is strong.

>>861
What is "BJ"?

I kissed you in a style that Clark Gable would have admired,
I though it classic.

I know you are wise beyond your years, but do you ever get the
fealing that your perfect verse is just a lie that you tell yourself
to help you get by?

>>867
I also think so.
He doesn't have a lot of friends.

You wanna know if we fell in love too fast?
You wanna know if this well too good to last?

You're asking the wrong questions, you're opening the wrong doors.
I still love you but I can't touch you anymore.

>>868
BJ is short spell to Mr.black-jack.
he is a very excellent surgeon.
if it is him, a `broken heart' will be easily mended, too.

I can't touch you anymore, there is soo much to hate you for.
I love you, but I can't touch you anymore

I don't know love.
please teach me?

oh, shock!
am I thread stopper?

I think so...

that rocks me

>>874
May I touch your heart?

then.. touch your body....?

つ　Yaranaika

>>781

No, not really.

Hi, Japs.

>>881
Go away.

>>881
Hi, stupid man.

>>878
I think love should not be lewd.

>>881
Hi, Prion.

Hi,I am e-to student.

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No thx....

Hi, I am e-ta student.

I am pure and innocent 13yo girl! MY pussy is wet now! I'm wearing cute pink panties
let's go to love hotel together!

i am from waseda...

no you're not

What is "Love Hotel"?

yes i will have a cup of tea

>>893
its where couples in Japan go to have sex.
its like a normal hotel except you can pay by the hour.

I am the sun and the air of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
I am the sun and the air, or nothing in particular.
You shut your mouth, how can you say I got about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.

>>896 So what?

>>897
Penguins are the best animal ever

Sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to bash every
tooth in head.
Sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to bleougen you
to death while you slept.

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her roman nose and her hearing aid started
to melt.

No, I am really from waseda,majoring in Humanities/Anthropology.

Why do you come here, and why do you hang around?
Im soo sorry. Im soo sorry.

Why do you come here, when you know it makes things hard for me,
why do you come?

Why do you telephone, and why send me silly notes?

Im soo sorry, Im soo sorry.

Why do you come here when you know it makes things hard for me,
when you know why do you come?

You had to sneak into my room, just to read my diary, just to read
all those things you knew I'd written about you. So many illustrations.

Im soo sicken now, I am soo sick and tired, so very sickened.

>>900
that is great for you. make me proud

you got 900

つ　Super free

Let's make sex!!

>>905
I sick of you

つ　I am

>>906
I'm sick of looking at your ugly face

>>908
You face let us down.

I am still horny. my pink pussy is so wet!

>>896
tatu or suede?

>>909
つ Your

>>909
I guess you should have plastic surgery now.

>>913
How did you know that?

>>911
×suede　○the smith

>>914
by instinct.

>>916
so?

There is sign of sexual analism.....

>>917
nothing. I was just wondering why you still alive.

ah, so.

>>920
are you hurt?

huh

>>922
shall I comfort you?

huh?

aren't you crying, baby?

>>915
Good job for knowing.
>>911
better luck next time

>>925
actually your ugly baby is crying close to you.

I have no baby

You have baby in your childish mind.

not childish but sophisticated

omg, I can't stop laughing.

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>>932
hey, what r u reading?

I'm reading cartoon which title is "The Adventure of Syoboon"

Post some translated Syoboon cartoons in this thread!

dont sounds shit

no brakes

You make me satisfied
You only want to ride
But that's alright by me
We happen to be free
For what tomorrow brings
No peace and broken wings
It may have been so good
But now it's understood
'Twas just a night

If I could tear my heart
And keep it miles apart
From love of beast or man
And never give a damn
If I could learn to lie
And never show my pride
I'd be just like the rest
Be someone I detest

I'm always looking for the sun
I'm always looking for the sun to shine

Love...
Destroys the best of us
Then leaves the rest of us
Thinking perhaps we'll die
Yet still we stay alive
Lost in a hollow frame
With lonely tears remain
Not knowing our life's worth
Dragging around the earth
How false the light

You make me satisfied
You only want to ride
But that's alright by me
We happen to be free
And if we fall from grace
At least we had a taste
Of something more than this
Unresolved black abyss

I'm always looking for the sun
I'm always looking for the sun
I'm always looking for the sun
I'm only looking for the sun to shine

what's with all this random posting of lyrics... do it somewhere else

no. here is just fine

what song are those lyrics from?

the thread might as well be wasted since no one is saying anythig.

pick another song

>>943
how did you know that he did not write those words?

>>947
google is your friend when it comes to verifying kopipe!

I've always been impressed with a girl
Who could sing for her supper and get breakfast as well
That's the way I am, heaven help me
He said, "We don't like peace camapigners 'round here"
As he nailed another one to the wall
And that's what gets me in trouble, heaven help me

Goodbye and good luck to all the rubbish that you've spoken
Goodbye and good luck to all the promises
you've broken
Your life has lost its dignity, its beauty and its passion
You're an accident waiting to happen
There you are standing at the bar
And you're giving me grief about the DDR
And that chip on your choulder gets bigger as you
get older
One of these night you're gonna get caught,
It'll give you a pregnant pause for thought
You're a dedicated swallower of fascism

Time up and time out
For all the liberties you've taken
Time up and time out for all the friends that
you've foresaken
If you choose to waste away like death is back in fashion
You're an accident waiting to happen

And my sins are so unoriginal
I have all the self-loathing of a wolf in sheep's clothing
In this carnival of carnivores,
Heaven help me

>>948
good thing google is your friend, because no one else is

>>945
the gentle waves: falling from grace

for old times sake, everybody say it with me:

Fuck off Dwaine!

Where is the Lassalle the lawer?
I want him back on English board.

>>950 is DQN

penguin

what is DQN mean?

>>954 is DFL

>>958 is DQN.

monkey

everything is stupid, everything is dumb
everything is retarded, nothing is ever fun.
every thing is so goddamn annoying, it's all so completely boring
everything is stupid...EVERYTHING IS STUPID!

I am funny.

What do you think about the postal privatization
Koizumi promotes. He's dissolved the Lower House to listen
our opinions.

its so fun to pretend you have a wooden leg
yes its so fun to pretend you have a wooden leg.

Do you have a wooden leg?
Yes I have a wooden leg.
Did you take my easter egg?
Yes I took you easter egg.
Will you give it back?
Nooooooooooooo.

Its so fun to pretend you have a wooden leg
Yes...its soo...fun to pretend you....have a wooden leg

>>962
Koizumi will rape you bitch

>>961
so far, no you are not.

I am a Rock-God of rock!

no you are a cock-god of cock

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(We don't need words.)

Yes all roosters will bow down before me!

>>967
did you understand that? It is because a rooster, or male chicken,
is also called a cock. Did you know that? If not I hope this was
educational for you.

>>968
yes, there's only physical affair.

>>967
He is the cock god of your cock. he will determine if you cock
will erect or not and if you will ever have sex.

>>970
I know that but I mean it as penis

>>973
you are not very clever are you?

That's ridiculous.

thankfull the thread will soon be over since it has become
boring and stupid. soon it will be reborn anew

next thread will be fucked up like here.....

They are beginners.

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Always Look On The Dark Side Of Life

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 20
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1123597096/

kkill this thread

kill

Don't kill me.

fill it up !

1000GET

Use it at its full value.

makimoto-san

this is VIP quality

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Tomorrow is another day.

kirai

Help me.

penis

Are you ready?

die bitch die!

thread, get ready for your last posts!

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